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Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man. You know what I could do if I was the garbage man?

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I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning and then watch

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everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash screaming,

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stop, halt. Yeah, that's what I'd love to do.

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Damn it. The city services website is down again. I can't believe this. I'm going to

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I believe Congress needs to synchronize tap dance for 20 minutes before each session.

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Hey everybody, this is Two Douchebags and a Microphone. Thank you for joining in. My

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And I'm Rob.

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Rob, how are you doing tonight?

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I'm doing pretty good. I had a busy day at work, but you know, that happens.

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That's good. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, it happens. I mean, what do you do? You ride the roller

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coaster. Whenever it's slow, you do that. Whenever it's busy, you do that. Whenever

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it's in the middle, you do that. So, you know, the whole thing is just being generally happy

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I keep moving all the time. That's my problem. I don't get no downtime doing what I do.

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You know, my outlet, one of them is this show. This right here is one of my outlets.

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Oh no, this is my main outlet.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, so.

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This is where I get away.

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Yeah, me too. It really helps. It's very therapeutic. And evidently a lot of people think so or

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whatever or enjoy listening to our rants or whatever, you know, because our listenership

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is probably quadrupled and it wasn't bad at first. So.

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Oh my God, yeah.

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I can't believe the numbers we're getting. I'm like looking around, seeing if they like

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featured us on something, you know, like, I don't know if they do like a featured podcast

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and all these services like like Amazon or iTunes or whatever. But I don't see anything

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like that. So I guess, you know, just word of mouth. So anyhow, thank you everybody. Appreciate

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Yeah, thank you.

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So anyhow, I had an interesting day. We finally we got to do it. First, we met with some of

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Val's old coworkers at the post office from the post office and we met them at jalapenos

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and and had a really good meal. And then my friends that we've been trying to get with

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Jennifer and Andy live in Midtown. We've been trying to get with them forever. They sent

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me a message going, hey, any good day for you to join us for dinner? Because we talked

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about it last weekend. And I'm like, well, actually, today is the best day. So anyhow,

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we ended up getting there about six and that way I was back here at eight to do the podcast.

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But it was cool catching up with them. And then they had a couple of really good jam

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a thons there. It's this place called the Rock and Walk. And it's in Martin City. And

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it's right above R.C.'s restaurant. The people that bought R.C.'s restaurant.

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Oh, no way. Yeah. Yeah. It's my understanding that the

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people on Thai House, which is a very good Thai restaurant. Anyhow, the Rock and Walk.

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explain that Thai with overseas and what it means to us.

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restaurants. Yeah. Jess and Jim's was the first one. And then, you know, they were just

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balling hard in the 80s, like eight, nine hundred dinners on a Saturday night. Huge steak

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dinners. So they were doing well. Yeah. They decided to open up a fried chicken place down

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the road with this lady named Chicken Betty, I believe. And she had this she used to work

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at the old Boots and Coats and had this chicken recipe every Sunday. It was just out of this

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world. So they hired her. Yeah. They hired her to come down and do that at R.C.'s. Well,

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they say the chicken is the same recipe. The people that bought it. And even even when

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the craft got lost over the years or whatever, or they thought they did it the same.

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good. I just did not think it was the same stuff. And now that the new guys own it, the

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Thai place is a place we like to go and a place down below the chicken place is good.

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I kind of like Dave's hot chicken, which is a which isn't fried chicken. It's a it's a

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form of Nashville chicken. Nashville Nashville hot chicken. Yeah. Yeah. You keep telling me

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you want to take it. When you come up here, that's one of the first places we're going

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to go. That stuff is phenomenal. I don't know what they do with that recipe. Yeah, yeah.

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You just dip the chicken in and it's fantastic. So anyhow, we met with Jennifer and Andy and

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they had this this blues band where it was like a jam along. You know how they used to

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have just people show up with guitars. That's what they did here. They have the three piece

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there. The the guitars is very good. I believe he had a hollowed fret Gibson Les Paul, which

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is kind of a custom made thing. You have to have someone do that for you. You got to hollow

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out the frets a little bit. It gives you a special bluesy really, really piercing sound

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that you need with some of that stuff. And of course, no tremolo. So he's doing all the

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finger, you know, all the bending notes with his fingers is just fantastic. And then this

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guy come up on stage, joined him. Then another guy come up on stage after he left. And then

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there's a couple of people we were waiting on that looked like they were going to be

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really, really good. But I had to come here and do that podcast. Jennifer and Andy had

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stuff to do. And Valerie is house sitting for one of the daughters and her family. So

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you know, no, no, no, no, that's all I needed was a couple hours. And that was it. I mean,

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it was great and everything, but I'd rather do this podcast. And besides that, I sit around

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there and I'll order another beer than order another beer. You know how it is. I'm like,

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yeah, I'm just gonna go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, when you get up, you got to work

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tomorrow. Yeah, yeah. You're sweating ham chunks and your head spinning. So anyhow,

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the other the other part of the day was I was smoking a brisket. And this all started

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like four days ago when we had some I was trying to get bacon for this recipe. Okay.

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So anyhow, I buy this huge pack of bacon, I think, right? Turns out to be pork bellies.

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All right. I already tore the I already tore the package open. I'm like, hey, how can

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this shit? How can this shit isn't sliced? And the Val comes in, she goes, that's because

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it's pork bellies. I'm like, oh, shit. So anyhow, I did what any grown man would do.

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I smoked it. And I went out there before I came in, took a little piece off of there.

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And it is fantastic. You got to caramelize it and add brown sugar and some other spices

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on it. And when you sear it off at first, it caramelizes it and then it's all tender

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from being smoked. I mean, I think it's I think it's gonna be one of those things by

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accident. It turns out to be fantastic. You know, some sometimes you you back into something

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and it's horrible. This one turned out pretty good, I think. So anyhow, well, we'll just

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go ahead and go on to the first third. That sound good? Sounds good. All right. First

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off, no fireworks in Alaska. Instead entered the flying cars. Thousands of Alaskans celebrated

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the Fourth of July with their annual car launch. The odd event held in Glacier View, Alaska,

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just celebrated its 20th anniversary. This is no joke. Yeah, you can look it up. Let

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me keep going here and explain a little bit better. The event welcomed its largest crowd

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ever to watch non occupied vehicles from police cruisers to buses being launched from a 100

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foot cliff landing on the rocky surface below. Yeah, yeah, it's cool. YouTube it. YouTube

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it. They literally launched cars. Yeah, they got this like they got they got this like

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spring thing that they put the vehicles on and then they unleash it and it like boof

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launches the cars over the cliff. Then they come down and hit rocky ground on the bottom.

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It's cool, dude. Yeah, they do this instead of fireworks in in this Glacier View, Alaska.

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So how this event actually originated is up for debate from fireworks being too dangerous

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with all the fire from the fireworks and melt Alaska. I think that's maybe it. It said from

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fireworks being too dangerous to simply a stunt. Who knows? Yeah, they don't seem to

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know and they don't seem to really care. They're just having fun with it. It's in its 20th

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year and get a chance when you get a chance. Take a look at it. Just put car launch Alaska

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or something. Yeah, it's pretty cool. So after that, we're on to the genius of New York mayorship

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Eric Adams again. He makes the news. He might have to get another ass paddling. The alleged

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slumlord is extremely proud of his new idea to help with New York trash problem. That

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brainiac has ordered public trash can bins with lids for storage of the trash. You see,

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so most businesses close early in downtown Manhattan because nobody's there at night.

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You know, it's all these businesses and stockbrokery and bankage and all that stuff. So they all

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leave in the evening. So there's no place to put the trash. They put it out on the curb

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and it has to sit there. And then sometimes they have to put the trash out on the curb

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during the day because they don't have room for it anywhere else. So it's a very stinky

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and horrible problem because rats, you know, all these pests get into it and rodents and

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everything and it's an eyesore and it smells horrible. You smell garbage everywhere. So

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you know, most businesses that close early are forced to put their trash in. He's the

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one that's in trouble with having a vice and rats in his building. Yes. Yes. So you know,

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these businesses, they close early because there's, you know, that's it. You know, there's

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not enough people to keep them alive at night. So they just do a daytime operation and do

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that. You know, the trash service has to run at night because it's so congested during

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the day. So they don't have a place. Yeah. They have to throw this trash out on the curb.

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Sometimes they're working on their fifth bag of trash. You know, so many people go in these

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restaurants and bars and stuff. So they don't have a place to put it. So they have to throw

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it out on the curb. So anyhow, he has these new trash bins that plat plastic trash bins

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that you roll and you put the trash in there and he is just glowing. He just thinks it's

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the best idea ever. You know, what I'm thinking is, is this right here. I'm thinking that

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Adams is hoping the rats will leave his problem rentals in lieu of some yummy garbage on the

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curb. He sure the hell is happy about this idea. And I don't think it all has to do with

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rats not being in Manhattan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So anyhow, take that for every one.

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You can think whatever you want, but I just told you what I think. So my opinion, allegedly

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blah, fucking blah. So, you know, looking back, Rob, taking my dog named shark to the

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beach was a very bad idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. People did not ex they, they really didn't

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like the fact that I would scream shark for my dog and everyone would run out of the water.

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So, so anyhow, um, the other day I missed my ex, I took hunting lessons. So maybe next

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time. Oh, do the duck, do the duck. Okay. All right. Campers in Michigan have a heartwarming

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video they generated when the campers were cooking food at the campsite. A raccoon grabbed

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a piece of cheese and ran behind bushes to eat his score. The raccoon began choking with

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cheese lodged in his throat. The animal immediately came out for, from his hiding spot signaling

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to, uh, for help from the campers. One of the men grabbed a raccoon and administered

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hits to its back in an attempt to dislodge the piece of food. Luckily he was successful

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after a few attempts. It's a very cool video. Look it up. Yeah. I mean, let's face it, a

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good bunch of humans don't have enough intelligence to do that. Right? Right. Yeah. This raccoon

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very alertly knew that he was in trouble and he went to the humans to help him out and

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they did. He ran back in the wild. Yeah. Look, we have a raccoon that comes up to us. Yeah.

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So anyhow, yeah, I mean, he's smarter than most, a lot of humans, not most, but a lot

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of humans, but we have this raccoon that comes up to us at night. I'll be sitting out there

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smoking a cigar, just, you know, looking at the land or whatever. And, uh, he'll come

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up and he'll come right between my legs and go get this bowl of food that we leave for

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one of the stray cats, eat out of it, walk under my legs and leave. And I mean, yeah,

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we don't, we don't frighten him in the least, you know? So, I mean, I think he can understand

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by our demeanor. We're not trying to hurt him. What'd you say? Right. Oh no, I, I, I've

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seen that happen. You know, they get comfortable with people, you know? Well, Lake Chacomo,

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they have a begging thing where the rat, the raccoons form will come out and try to out

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beg the other one to get the food. I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah. Like one will jump

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in front of the other, trying to look cuter. It's really funny. And then, you know, what

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I did at that point is I just throw pieces of food everywhere and then get the fuck out

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of there. So anyhow, um, demonstrators in Barcelona, Spain, of course, began, um, marching,

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uh, in high tourist areas on Sunday and chanting tourists go home. But wait, there's more Rob.

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Yep. The sign bearing demonstrators were armed with their water pistols and were shooting

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water at the tourist. Isn't that a bitch? Tourists are walking through, they're like

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marching, tourists go home and fucking squirting them in the face with water and shit. So,

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um, anyhow, so, you know, they're shooting water at the tourists. The unwelcome shower

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was enough for some would be tourists to go ahead and pack their bags. You know, Rob,

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I wish you and myself could have been there. And I have a simple solution for all of this

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that these fucktards would never, um, wouldn't bother us again. And here's what I propose.

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Okay. What do you get me into now? Okay. We're over in Barcelona, Spain, right? And we're

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like looking around, we're probably going to look for some good pastries or some shit.

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We're probably hung over, right? And then these fucks come up to us and start squirting

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us with a, with a water gun, right? And they have signs and they're screaming, go home

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tourists. So I would simply have a water cannon armed with liquid ass. Problem solved. No

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more loud mouth. Barcelonaians after that one. You're welcome world. You're welcome.

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Yep. You are welcome. I'd probably run with the bulls, but you know, well, yeah, that

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comes later, but, uh, that's after a couple of twelves and a little mad dog, right? Oh,

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no, I'll do that sober. Okay. Afterwards, you'll have a couple of twelves in the mad

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dog, right? Well, it, it take me back to the old days on grandpa's phone, right? For the

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cows. Oh, oh yeah. You know what? You're right. After I went up and jacked with them, pissed

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them off. I had to run for them. Oh, I did too. I remember, do you remember the old bullshit

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line about you could cow tip and it was originated country. People did this to freak out people

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from the city or didn't really know about farms. They would go up there and try to push

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a cow over when they're just sitting there allegedly asleep. And then the cow would like

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and they run like hell. Um, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We used to have people actually do that. We're

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going, Hey man, you ever cow tip? No. What's that? And whenever a cow sleeping, they look

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like they're awake. They just stand still in the night. They look like they're awake.

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You go over there and you push on their neck really hard and they tip over. It's really

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funny. And then that doesn't happen. They get kicked at, they do get kicked. They get

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fucking moot at and you see them wet their pants running away. And then you let them

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know you gave them the good news. Hi, hi. You've been had sucker. So anyhow, um, Rob,

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have you ever heard of the great deer penis caper? No. Okay. That doesn't surprise me.

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I knew about it just because I seen it, but I had no idea. It went so deep for years now,

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someone or maybe a group of individuals have been peppering those deer crossing signs with

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giant hand drawn penises. So there'd be a deer, you know, looking like it's jumping

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and they would draw a penis about twice the size of his body hanging down. And it's impossible

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not to notice it. And this has been going on for, I'd say maybe 12 years or something.

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But every time I'm like, Oh my gosh, that kid's going to say, I'll tell you what, I'll

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get my B minus for their creative. I know, man. It's actually really brilliant. I'll

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give them a B minus. I'm like, man, no wonder today's youth is fucked. We did stuff like

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this to them. So yeah, I've seen this on signs for at least eight years. Yeah. So I guess

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the Missouri highway department is getting sick of cleaning the wieners off of the deer

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signs. You imagine low man on a totem pole. What am I going to be doing today? You're

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the wiener cleaner. What? You're the wiener cleaner. Yeah. So it's been peppering our

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deer signs with penises. You got to go around with a little step ladder and some pine soil

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or whatever and wipe that shit off. Oh man, go do it. Since we hire someone underneath

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you, they're doing it. So anyhow, now they're encouraging people who might know someone

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who is participating in this act to turn them in. They want them to narc on them. Yeah.

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So my thought was when that big Casey scout system, you know, the big boards that they

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have up over highways and they got the lights there and they tell you if like there's congestion

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ahead or a wreck or a wreck or something. Well, that was taken over by hackers a couple

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of weeks ago. I was hoping the giant penises would appear on those, but no, no such luck.

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That's right people, two douche bags and microphone. Your dear Dick hub, you're welcome. So anyhow,

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we are at the 20 minute mark. Do you want to go to break and you got something when

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we come back? Yeah, I do. Actually, I got a warning for all of our female listeners.

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Okay. And then maybe we can go to two bands that should have been glam. Should have went

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glam, not been glam, but went glam. All right. No, no, no. That went glam that should not

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have is what I was. Oh shit. That's right. That was the second one. Okay. We'll still

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do it. I'll improvise. Go ahead. All right. We'll be right back. Yeah, sure. Great. Next

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All right, we are back to Deuce Bags and Rikaphone. I'm Mark. And I'm Rob. All right, Rob, you

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got a story you want to go to a warning, I guess? Yes, yes, yes. And that actually, this

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goes out to more of our female listeners. Okay. Okay, it used to be that if you know

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something weird around you, there would be some kind of funny story to it. But nowadays,

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if you see something strange, it always seems like that means you are in danger. There have

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been warnings shared on social media about how finding a water bottle in your car or

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discovering one F written outside your home could be a sign that you might be victimized.

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And now comes an even other warning. If you find a piece of cheese on your car, you might

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be in danger. Huh? Okay. A piece of cheese. You heard me right. Okay. It all comes down

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to how all the bad people in the world keep coming up with new ways to abduct potential

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victims. And one woman is warning others after she found the dairy product on her vehicle.

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The woman named Mimi shares her story on TikTok saying it is for all my ladies out there.

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And in it, Mimi explains how she came out of church. In that church. Okay. Uh huh. One

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Sunday, to find cheese melted on her car. Michael is thinking it was some kid's prank.

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She called up a friend to help her scrape it all off. But when her friend arrived, a

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white band with men in it, two parking spots, down from her, pulled out and went to a lot

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across the street where they similarly parked so they could watch the woman clean off the

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cheese. Mimi said it took an hour to get rid of the mess. She stated. I personally had

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no idea that they were using this as a tactic to take people now. And if I hadn't told my

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friend, I could have easily been taken in the hour that it took me to scrape off the

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cheese. And this happened at church. So I can't even imagine whether trying to use this

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on people. Okay. Wow. Yeah. This was a, this was an eye heart. I believe it. Wow. How crazy.

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Yeah. You put cheese on a car in the sun. It's going to bake on her. Yeah. Take you

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a while. Yeah. Oh yeah. And that would give them time to watch you and scope you out.

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Yeah. What a weird concept, but I guess it would work. There you go. Lady. You find cheese

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on it. And the story goes on to say that if you find this, don't worry about scraping

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it off. Just get your car. Get out of there. Yeah. Cause they're going to be trying to

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examine you and figure you out. So yeah. And also I would call someone to, I know you're

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going to be worried about your paint job. Cause if you're, but don't worry about it.

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Your life is more important. Absolutely. And besides that, at that point it's baked on.

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You're not going to do the damage has done anyhow. So yeah, I agree with that. I think

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that's great advice. All right. Now these are what we're getting ready to do. Is that

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it? Did you want to go any further or not? No, no, that was good. Okay. Thank you, Rob.

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Do you want to go into a three glam bands that should not have went glam? Let's do it.

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All right. You want to be my guest? Yeah. Yeah. All right. My, my, my first two were

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the same reason. Okay. Actually they're pretty easy ones, but my last one will throw you.

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Okay. My first one, Motley Crue. Are you talking about they start, they started out shock rock

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and then they went glam on theater of pain? Yeah. They would, they come out with Too Fast

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For Love and then they came out with Shout at the Devil. And they were still shock rock.

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And then? A little after that, about the time they came out with theater of pain, they start

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to get, get more into the glam. I agree. And here's how I feel about that. Okay. That's

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why I was interested on this one from the get go. And thank you again, Ronnie. He's

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something else. You start out one style of music and then you go glam. That means you're

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putting more of your attention into your look than your music. And that's how I feel about

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these. Okay. And my second one, Guns N' Roses. Yeah. They came out with Appetite Destruction

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was a certain type of music. Yeah. And then what was it? 1990? Came out with Strange Love

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and they really started coming out with the more glam look. Yeah. Then they went to Use

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Your Illusion. Pretty much went to hell. Other November Rain. I love November Rain. I can't

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remember which one that I liked. There's one of them I thought was good. And the other

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one was just a bunch of revenge songs against his ex-wife, against tabloid writers, against

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other bands. I can't remember which one it was his one or two. But one of them to me

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was pretty decent music. The other one was just Axl Rose spouting off against everybody.

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And it's like, dude, it's like, just call them up and tell them they suck. Don't have

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us buy your record here to let us know how much they suck. We don't care. So. Yeah. I

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think it started about Strange Love and music. Was Strange Love off of the spaghetti incident?

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Or was it? I think so. Okay. Because I don't. Yeah. Okay. I don't think it's on, what was

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the one with Patience and all that shit? I can't remember that. Used to love her, but

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I had to kill her. Use Your Illusion? No, no, no. That wasn't. No, no. No, it was, but

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still, I mean, that thing just started going into glam. Okay. Okay. I get it. I get it.

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My opinion. No, that's cool. No, this is your opinion and that's fine. And the music went

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downhill. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Now my last one is a little different. Okay. This band started

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out in Texas as a glam band in the mid eighties. Oh, I know who. Yeah. The two of them are

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dead. Right. And their name was Metal Magic. Oh, I thought you were talking about Pantera.

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Okay. Pantera started out glam. No, no, no. Okay. They started out in Texas in the mid

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eighties under the name Metal Magic. Okay. They got to be known for their hard hitting

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hammering sound. Pantera. Oh. They were playing their same music. Their music, they would

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have made it either way. When they were Pantera, they were ultra glam, but their music was

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heavier so it didn't match their look. So when they went with Phil and Salmo and that

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tough guy look, that's when they went exploded. Yeah. But everybody already liked their music.

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It wasn't about the music or about the look. It was about the music. You know how many

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people I know that do not realize that's the same band. Yeah. Yeah. It's funny. It's like,

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no, that's the same band. I think the lead singer is different. I don't think they had

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Phil and Salmo and he really kind of put them over the top with that fucking tough guy,

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punch your face out metal stuff, you know, or whatever you want to call it, hard rock.

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So, okay. That's a good choice, Rob. I like that. It's just reverse. Yeah. Just reverse.

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They started glam and they didn't need to because they were playing that style of music

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and they would have took off either way. What was their name at first? Metal Magic. I never

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knew that. Yeah. I was like, wow, what a coincidence because Pantera came from Texas and they did

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the same thing. Okay. All right. Thank you, Rob. Okay. I did mine slightly different.

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I took the whole question. I bet you did. I took the whole question different. The way

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I envisioned this, Rob, was this. When they went glam, they didn't look right like Judas

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Priest. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the album Turbo was a good album. It's just they looked

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different and they didn't really fit what they looked. They're kind of like an outlaw

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biker band, biker metal stuff. Right. Yeah. Then they went and started dressing themselves

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up and stuff and it's like, and they quickly quit it to their credit. They did it like

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just during Turbo and then after that they dropped it like they should have. So. Okay.

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I didn't think that they dropped it. I just, you know. Yeah. They dropped it pretty quickly.

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Yeah. So, oh, I didn't take that question that way. I was thinking that they started

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like heavy or whatever and ended up glam. Okay. I took it. I took it in look because

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they were talking about. Pantera and turned it around. Okay. That was cool. That was a

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great choice for what you're talking about. Okay. The guy we couldn't think of was Tim

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Ripper Owens that replaced Rob Halford for a while. Then Rob Halford came back. Okay.

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Yeah. Okay. Here is who I had. Lizzie Borden looked absolutely ridiculous with hair stuck

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up and makeup. That guy should never get near makeup. You mentioned that. He should never

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wear spandex. He should have never, ever tried to go there. It was ridiculous. He looked

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like a horrible looking drag queen. One that just couldn't pull it off. Yeah. Yeah. It

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was bad. If anyone doesn't know what I'm talking about, put Lizzie Borden glam look into Google

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and you'll get all these images of him and how ridiculous he looked. The second one was

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a little old band called Autograph. Turn it up. Yes. Yes. They didn't start out glam.

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They started out early 80s and they were just a good hard rock band. They started out one

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of the bands that helped start heavy metal actually. Yeah. They were on like the AM heavy

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metal stations before heavy metal really got going. C Rock AM 1030. Yep. Okay. There was

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a buddy of mine that had moved to Arizona. It was there too. They had an AM station out

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there and he sent me a mix tape of all this new heavy music before it actually hit city.

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Autograph turned up was on that mix tape. I wished I still had it. Let's see if I remember

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correctly it was like Crocus screaming in the night. That was like Quiet Riot come up

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feeling noise. That was early Ozzy, Blizzard of Oz. Yeah. Yeah. It was a very turning point

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in music. Especially metal and all of that. It went to shock rock because a lot of punk

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turned into shock rock and it was a really turbulent time in music where things changed

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quickly and a lot of bands got left out in the cold because they could not pull it off.

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So anyhow my third one is a tie between two because I can't figure out which one was worse.

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Jeffree and Great White. Greg Jeffree the guitarist should have never tried to look

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glam. He looked ridiculous and Great White was too ugly to look pretty. So I'm just going

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to leave him a tie. I definitely give it to you on Great White. Yeah. They were too ugly

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to be pretty. Why bother? Look up Greg Jeffree and then look up Greg Jeffree a glam and then

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you'll see what I mean. I will. Yeah. You'll be like oh dude almost as bad as Lizzie Borden

384
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:36,960
but nothing's as bad as the way Lizzie Borden looked. So anyhow do you want to know Ronnie

385
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:46,480
and Tulsa's question? Email? Yes. Okay. For this podcast and I didn't get a chance to

386
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:51,120
send you anything because you know my afternoon was real hectic like I was telling you okay.

387
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:59,760
But yeah why did Black Sabbath not have the same success his predecessor lead singers

388
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:09,520
did i.e. Ozzy and Ronnie James Dio? How come they exploded and Sabbath kind of just fell

389
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:19,840
off the face of the earth at least in America? Very intriguing question. That is. That is.

390
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:25,760
Like I said I didn't. I'm going to let you go first on this one. Okay yeah yeah because

391
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:31,140
I'm sorry. You read email I'm just now hearing it. I know I did not have a chance to send

392
00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:34,960
you the text like I did yesterday to give you a little you know heads up on what was

393
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:45,160
going on. So okay here is the way I see it. First Black Sabbath breaks up with Ozzy okay

394
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:51,400
and Ozzy and Sharon team up and they get this all-star cast of band members. They got this

395
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:58,680
new young guy in Randy Rhoades. They had Rudy Sarzo, Lee Kerslake at first but then it turned

396
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:07,840
into Tommy Aldridge and Ozzy of course. Okay well they just came out and they're exciting

397
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:12,480
and new. They're playing a brand new type of metal this new faster stuff with the with

398
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:17,680
the finger taps and the hammer-ons and all the gimmicks and all that stuff. He's a little

399
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:23,160
blonde-haired guy, skinny guy that just fucking ripped and it's like oh my gosh what did

400
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:28,680
Ozzy do? He really reinvented himself. Everybody wanted him to sound like Sabbath but he said

401
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:36,480
no I'm going with the new stuff. Ronnie James Dio and Sabbath broke up. Dio did the same

402
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:44,440
thing. He went to heavier rock. He went to power rock and he did it very well. He went

403
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:50,920
out and got this European guitarist Vivian Campbell who was not the Randy Rhoades was

404
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:56,080
not the Eddie Van Halen but he was like a Richie Blackmore type of a player. Okay but

405
00:44:56,080 --> 00:45:01,520
he was doing the newer yeah the newer style of rock. Very good very solid guitar player.

406
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:09,120
Very good one. And so Ozzy and Holy Diver, Blizzard Vos and Holy Diver, Ozzy, Blizzard

407
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:15,320
Vos, Ronnie James Dio, Holy Diver their first two solo albums hit big because they were

408
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:21,520
doing a new thing with fresh faces that were extremely talented. Claude Schnell on the

409
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:30,800
keyboards, Jimmy Bain on bass, Vinny Appesee fucking fantastic guitarist or not guitarist

410
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:39,760
I mean drummer. So Sabbath kept doing the same thing and that's what the problem was.

411
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:45,880
They came out with Born Again but it didn't hit over here because their record company

412
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:50,720
really didn't promote it that well and there was too much attention focused to these two

413
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:55,900
guys that just left Sabbath and they were tearing up the charts. So then after that

414
00:45:55,900 --> 00:46:01,120
Sabbath tried to go back to their older stuff you know their real heavy dark stuff and it

415
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:06,280
just flat didn't work. Unless they would have had Ozzy or Dio with them they could not be

416
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:12,200
successful with new people. You see what I'm saying? It was kind of like when Gary Sharon

417
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:18,480
went into Van Halen. They could accept Sammy Hagar, definitely David Lee Roth but Gary

418
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:23,720
Sharon no. Too many prolific lead singers. The third one's just not going to work. You

419
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:28,600
need to use one of the old two. So Sabbath was the same thing. They kept doing the same

420
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:37,240
old thing and then they had to after Ian Gillan and then Glenn Hughes they had to go to unknown

421
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:43,000
singers like Ray Gillan and they had to go to Tony Martin. Both of them fantastic singers

422
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:47,660
but they were nobodies when they hired them so it just didn't hit. It just did not hit.

423
00:46:47,660 --> 00:46:52,480
You had the first two albums of Ozzy and Ronnie James Dio burning up the charts. Everybody

424
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:56,760
running out to see them and Sabbath got left in the dust and I think that's what it is.

425
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:05,080
Their failure to change and get with the times and to do something different but at the end

426
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:11,080
it saved them too because when everybody forgot about the stuff in the middle and then Dio

427
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:16,560
came back everyone embraced it. Then Ozzy came back everyone embraced it. So what killed

428
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:24,480
them in the 80s and some of the 90s actually saved them in the 2000s. See what I'm saying?

429
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,680
So that's my take. You got something? Go ahead.

430
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:41,600
Actually you took a lot deeper than I could. I was just going to say the other two went

431
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:51,920
on to be good. They got their own bands, did their own thing and Sabbath just had a hard

432
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:53,720
time with singers I think.

433
00:47:53,720 --> 00:48:00,520
Yeah and also they stayed the same formula when you had these new exciting bands of two

434
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:06,120
ex-lead singers that went on their own and they were doing the new style of music and

435
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,120
they fit right in.

436
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,120
Times were changing.

437
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:19,080
Yeah it's kind of like the Aerosmith hit because they got young with Run DMC and they came

438
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:28,320
back because of that. So Alice Cooper came back doing 80s stuff because he actually fit

439
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:35,320
right in. So Sabbath was still doing the dark stuff, the brooding stuff, the tongue

440
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:39,320
in cheek satanic stuff.

441
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:44,440
So even Rainbow came into the top 40.

442
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:52,280
Yeah Richie Blackmore wanted to do top 40 music. He was sick of all the other stuff.

443
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:58,520
They kept that style and that's what made it so awesome with Rainbow.

444
00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:06,000
Yeah he moved on from Ronnie James Dio because he didn't want to do the Bach Beethoven stuff

445
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:12,880
and then incorporate it with old time medieval. Ronnie James Dio did that so masterfully.

446
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:17,640
So he was like you know what I'm going to get someone unknown, Graham Bonnet. Graham

447
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:22,600
Bonnet had power. He was a fantastic singer.

448
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:27,120
I mean I guess what happened is I read, I didn't know this at the time, but he was like

449
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:32,500
in Europe and he had a drinking problem. Then he kept going on stage hammered and Richie

450
00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:36,160
Blackmore got rid of him but it didn't matter. They got Joe Lynn Turner after that and did

451
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,280
even better.

452
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:45,200
So yeah and then he rejoined Purple for Perfect Strangers and then after that was House of

453
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:49,520
the Blue Light. They were two very good albums with Purple. Then he left again and now he

454
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:57,200
does Celtic music with Blackmore's Night. That's his wife and a band of other people

455
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:01,560
that just play Celtic music. He has like 20 albums out with him and he's been in that

456
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:04,720
longer than he's ever been in any other.

457
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:05,720
Look it up, Blackmore's Night.

458
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:12,920
Oh yeah I'm going to have to listen to it and now you mentioned it. I'm pretty sure

459
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:16,040
my brother will want to listen to it too.

460
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:24,240
Yeah check it out, it's Richie Blackmore with his wife Candice Knight. I guess she kept

461
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:29,000
her name because she was like a radio DJ in Los Angeles or something that done Celtic

462
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:37,480
music. He met her, they got married and then now I think they live in England and whenever

463
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:45,160
they're in America or England they put out albums that are Celtic albums but they also

464
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:50,120
tour but they don't tour around here. The tour that they just finished up was all East

465
00:50:50,120 --> 00:51:00,240
Coast. So anyhow, I mean if he came to Kansas City he'd probably have 50 people. So yeah

466
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:08,240
people just don't know about him. So anyhow and also Celtic music is not exactly the next

467
00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:14,280
new thing anyhow. So you know anyhow. Alright let's take our next break and we'll come back

468
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,280
with some more stuff.

469
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,800
Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark.

470
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:24,480
I should have never taught that damn dog how to read.

471
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:28,760
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

472
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:35,160
Baseball's third season of the year begins tonight. Yay!

473
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:43,400
Oh shit what's that over there? Oh no! It's the island of horrible jokes!

474
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:54,760
Did you know french fries are not cooked in France? They're cooked in Greece!

475
00:51:54,760 --> 00:52:11,760
Hi all, this is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America. You can't touch me

476
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:23,440
Oh yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer bitch.

477
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:35,320
Your mama is like the sun. Big, round and hard to look at.

478
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,320
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

479
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:46,560
Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.

480
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:51,600
Hey there fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit

481
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:52,600
about.

482
00:52:52,600 --> 00:53:16,440
The Japanese man has grown a 63 leaf clover.

483
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,840
Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

484
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:23,280
Hey Rob, you like Soundgarden?

485
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,920
Yeah, yeah I do.

486
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:31,920
They have a few songs that they're getting ready to come out with. They were done with

487
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:37,440
Chris Cornell. These were songs that were left on the table. I have no idea how good

488
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:43,720
they are. It could be like Koda from Led Zeppelin or maybe not. They might be really good. But

489
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:49,200
Chris Cornell's widow and members of Soundgarden have finally settled a year long battle that

490
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:53,400
years long, not year, years long battle. I think it's been going on for four or five

491
00:53:53,400 --> 00:54:02,040
years now that will release the late rockers songs with the band. In a joint statement

492
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:07,880
Vicki Cornell, the surviving Soundgarden members, guitarist Kim Thal, Matt Cameron and bassist

493
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:15,440
Ben Shepard announced that they have reached an amical court resolution following two previous

494
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:22,880
lawsuits filed by Vicki Cornell. This is the first time that the two parties have worked

495
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:28,920
together since Chris's untimely death.

496
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:33,600
Like I said, I think it's three or four songs. It's not a full album unfortunately. But it's

497
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:39,240
three or four songs that they had that they never did put on an album or nothing. I don't

498
00:54:39,240 --> 00:54:42,680
know if they're proud of them. I don't know if they hate them. I don't know if they were

499
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:48,680
somewhat unfinished. I don't know anything about them except these were songs that were

500
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:52,920
left on the table that they could put out because obviously there'll never be another

501
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:57,720
Soundgarden without Chris Cornell. And so when they were getting ready to put them out,

502
00:54:57,720 --> 00:55:02,200
I guess Vicki Cornell, who never did get along, from my understanding from what I read if

503
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:08,520
it's true, never did get along with the other members of Soundgarden. And you know, she

504
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:15,160
blocked it. She said, no, part of this is mine because I'm the widow of Chris and you

505
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:22,040
guys can't put it out till we figure out something. So and you know what? I agree with her. I

506
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:27,840
mean, you know, you can't just this stuff was her property because the late Chris Cornell

507
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:31,520
could not defend himself in it, right?

508
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:32,920
Right, right.

509
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:34,360
So I agree with it.

510
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:35,360
So now...

511
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,680
She's the widow. She has that right.

512
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:43,240
Yeah, she owns what part Chris did. It was passed on to her when he died. So, you know,

513
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:48,160
now that they seem to hug it out, how about Cornell's daughter, who is a phenomenal singer

514
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:56,280
herself, maybe release some music with Soundgarden? I would love to hear that. Probably will never

515
00:55:56,280 --> 00:56:01,280
happen. But have you heard the duet of Black Hole Sum with her and Chris, her dad?

516
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:05,160
No, I have not. I have not heard her.

517
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,960
She is an amazingly talented singer.

518
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:12,520
I will have to look that up.

519
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:16,560
The duet she did of Black Hole Sum with Chris Cornell is...

520
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:20,280
I love that song.

521
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:27,600
It is remarkable. It is just a fantastic song. And she is a hell of a singer. And I mean,

522
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:32,880
I think it'd be a great tribute to Chris to have her do a few songs with him. You know,

523
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:37,240
who knows? I don't know if she writes music or anything. Probably. I would say probably

524
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:44,320
if she did, probably not like her dad. But still, I don't know. I wouldn't view it as

525
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:50,200
gimmicky. I would view it as cool. But I don't know. Maybe other people feel different. So,

526
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,560
anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

527
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,360
I'm writing this down.

528
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,360
Oh, okay.

529
00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:09,240
I was writing down Black Hole Sum with Chris Cornell and his daughter. I want to watch

530
00:57:09,240 --> 00:57:10,240
that.

531
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:15,760
You know, every time we do the animal sounds, our feed slows down. Our second feed, our

532
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,560
most popular feed of goat noises and duck noises.

533
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,440
Blah, blah.

534
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:22,440
Yeah.

535
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:26,080
Everyone leaves our show and goes to that.

536
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:30,560
So, anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

537
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:41,360
All right. For Henry Winkler, it was no laughing matter when the FBI showed up at his home.

538
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:42,360
Okay.

539
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:51,920
The very actor who started the fawns on Happy Days spoke on the Smartless podcast in an

540
00:57:51,920 --> 00:58:03,520
episode released Monday. Today's Wednesday. And the 78-year-old recalled how he once received

541
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:12,000
an unexpected visit from law enforcement. So, I'm sitting in my apartment at the Star

542
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:22,280
Beacon. I have a Victorola because everything was vinyl. I went to Tower Records on Sunset

543
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:30,560
Boulevard. I bought Dan Fogelberg. And I was listening to Dan Fogelberg on my rented Victorola.

544
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,480
The door knocks.

545
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:41,840
I get up and said, Winkler, there are three men with baddies. And I said, oh, no, you

546
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:49,600
do not smell what you think you're smelling. Oh, my God. And they said, we're with the

547
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:59,360
FBI. There was some weed going on until those Sean Hayes turned in.

548
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:09,240
Winkler said that as he broke his sweat, it turned out that they had other priorities.

549
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:10,240
Okay.

550
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:23,160
We're not here for that, Winkler quoted them. We just want to meet the fawns. I was so happy

551
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:32,520
that I was stopped being put in handcuffs. And I didn't care what they did.

552
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:36,360
That's awesome. Here he is thinking he's in trouble. And they're like, no, no, no, we

553
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:40,960
just want to see you. We just want to meet you.

554
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:42,760
That's fucking cool. I love that story.

555
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:43,760
FBI agents.

556
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,640
Yeah. I'd be shitting too.

557
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:47,640
Wow.

558
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:50,960
Yeah. I would be shitting also. Absolutely.

559
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:58,720
Especially if they're sitting there listening to Tam Fogelberg on a big, the world of spoken

560
00:59:58,720 --> 00:59:59,720
pot.

561
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:03,720
Yeah. Yeah, definitely. Wow.

562
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:10,080
It didn't say when that happened.

563
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:14,360
I bet a long time ago because they're there to meet the fawns. I bet you it was a long

564
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:19,680
time ago myself, but who knows?

565
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:23,880
You know, Dr. Pepper boasts 23 flavors, right?

566
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,320
Right.

567
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:27,560
Right there on their can. 23 flavors.

568
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,560
Right.

569
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:34,760
You ever know what those 23 flavors are that's in that Dr. Pepper?

570
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:42,840
Actually, I've always wondered because I would taste one flavor and that's called Dr. Pepper.

571
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:49,640
I know. It's a brilliant flavor. I love it. I love the one with artesian well water and

572
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:55,920
pure cane sugar. The kind that you get in Waco, Texas only at their museum. That stuff

573
01:00:55,920 --> 01:01:14,600
is phenomenal. But anyhow, Dr. Pepper's blend of 23 flavors are this. Cola, cherry, licorice,

574
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:21,240
amaretto almond. All this is allegedly, I mean, I don't know this would be true, but

575
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:31,840
it was in a online magazine that I was reading. Let's see. Armatello almond, whatever that

576
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:53,440
is. Vanilla, blackberry, apricot, caramel, pepper, anise, sarsaparilla, ginger, molasses,

577
01:01:53,440 --> 01:02:08,720
lemon, plum, orange, nutmeg, cardamom, cardamom, I think is how you pronounce it, allspice,

578
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:20,200
coriandine, Jupiter, birch, and prickly ash. Those are the 23 flavors. I only figured out

579
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:25,200
a couple of them. I only figured out a couple of them. The rest of them was news to me.

580
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:35,720
You? Like I said, I always figure there's one flavor and it's called Dr. Pepper. Yeah,

581
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:41,440
because a lot of people- I know there's other flavors, but I'm never worried about what

582
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:48,120
's in it. I'm drinking it. A lot of people accuse it of being carbonated prune juice,

583
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:54,240
remember that and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're idiots. So anyhow. All

584
01:02:54,240 --> 01:03:07,680
right, Rob, you got something? Yeah, I do. Okay. Let's see which one we'll go into. Hey,

585
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:16,960
you'll go into hot tubers, yeah? Yeah, yeah, why not? Your 15 minutes isn't quite up. It's

586
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:28,680
a new one. It's one I ran across today. Okay. Hayley Welch, now known as the Hot Tube Girl,

587
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:35,080
is moving on to much bigger things following the street interview that made her famous.

588
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:44,240
Welch is reportedly a subject of interest among producers who want to make her the star

589
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:55,080
on a reality TV show. According to TMZ, the 23-year-old is edging towards a TV deal. Okay.

590
01:03:55,080 --> 01:04:01,960
We're told big name showrunners and producers are reaching out to people in Hayley's orbit

591
01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:14,800
to discuss what kind of show they could create as a vehicle for her bubbly personality. What

592
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:28,160
is that? Okay. I'm not here to argue. Yeah, she has a bubbly personality. Our sources

593
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:35,280
say her viral fame is not the only factor growing in Hollywood. We're told they also

594
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:45,880
find her relatable and humorous traits. They say she showcased on a recent post-school podcast

595
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:58,760
with Brianna Lepaglia. TMZ adds that the Hot Tube Girl is still considering her options.

596
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:09,840
Her management team spent last weekend discussing her options with producers and talent agencies.

597
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:31,640
You can become a star. I can see her in some new comedy movies, but it could be TV shows

598
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:37,640
those were serious but then she throws in something like that.

599
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:38,640
Yeah.

600
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,640
That'd be interesting.

601
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:41,640
I think it'd be interesting.

602
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:45,880
Hey, I don't think it's beyond reason to think she could become one.

603
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:48,080
I mean, we really don't know anything about her.

604
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:51,360
I mean, she was actually kind of funny on the Huck 2 stuff.

605
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:55,640
I mean, I kind of respected that, that she just went ahead and went out and went.

606
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:56,640
She has the looks.

607
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,240
She has the looks to go with it.

608
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:00,240
Yes.

609
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:02,240
Yeah, I could see her doing something.

610
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:03,240
Yeah.

611
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:04,240
Okay.

612
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:07,240
Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me at all.

613
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:08,240
So okay.

614
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:09,240
Thank you, Rob.

615
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:16,240
Did you hear about the NFL lawsuit about over their direct ticket?

616
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,240
No.

617
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:18,240
Okay.

618
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:22,600
I'm surprised you didn't because you're into football a lot too.

619
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:25,640
But this is kept in kind of, it was kind of kept down.

620
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:30,720
I had to look a little bit and find the article because I was looking at rosters.

621
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:33,640
And remember when we were doing that, top seven quarterbacks?

622
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:35,640
Right, right.

623
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:39,060
That's when I found this because I was digging, looking at rosters and trying to figure out

624
01:06:39,060 --> 01:06:40,640
my top seven.

625
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:43,760
Oh, Ronnie has not sent his top seven in.

626
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:45,240
He was supposed to.

627
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:49,080
But anyhow, I'm sure he'll get to it unless, unless it didn't come through.

628
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:51,400
Oh, no, we just did that last night.

629
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:52,400
Oh, that's right.

630
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,400
He hasn't heard it yet.

631
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:54,400
Yeah.

632
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:55,400
My bad.

633
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:56,400
Good point, Rob.

634
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:57,400
If he didn't hear it, he can't do it.

635
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:58,400
Good evening, Ronnie.

636
01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,400
Sorry, Ronnie.

637
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:04,040
When you hear this, you will, you have already have heard it and you know what we're talking

638
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,040
about.

639
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:11,040
Well, all day long, I've been expecting and further requests on Facebook, but I'm taking,

640
01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:12,040
wait a second.

641
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:16,040
I didn't give that info out until last night.

642
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,040
Yeah, yeah.

643
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:18,040
Yeah.

644
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:19,040
So anyhow, good point.

645
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,040
All right.

646
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:28,400
A U.S. District Court jury recently ruled the NFL will have to pay nearly five billion

647
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:33,040
after violating antitrust laws in Sunday ticket lawsuit.

648
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:38,440
The lawsuit alleged that the NFL inflated Sunday ticket prices and limiting access to

649
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:43,160
the service to merely a satellite provider, which is true.

650
01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:46,520
You could only go through a direct TV.

651
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:53,120
So at the time, now it's interesting how games are being plucked from the Sunday ticket umbrella

652
01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:56,160
and being put on Amazon.

653
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:57,160
So let's see.

654
01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:06,560
You have Sunday Night Football, NBC and Paramount, Monday ESPN, ABC, Thursday Amazon, Saturday

655
01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:12,800
Games and December and January games in January.

656
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:15,400
You know, that Saturday games in January.

657
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:18,960
I never understood why people, you know, put up with that anyhow.

658
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:21,180
You buy this package, right?

659
01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:25,360
And then another thing that I noticed is when I used to work out at town a lot, I did have

660
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:30,560
the Sunday package and I couldn't, if I was in that market, I could not get on my phone

661
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:31,680
and get it.

662
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:35,440
You'd have to go through their channels.

663
01:08:35,440 --> 01:08:41,160
Just like if you're in Kansas City, you won't get the Kansas City Chiefs feed on a direct

664
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,160
ticket.

665
01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:46,160
You'd have to go through whoever is carrying it, channel 41, channel 5 or something.

666
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:47,160
You see what I mean?

667
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,480
So it was very limiting to me and I didn't care for it.

668
01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:51,240
I did not re-up.

669
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:58,200
So I still though, I believe that the NFL is gravitating towards pay per game.

670
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:01,800
First is distributing on all these many sources, right?

671
01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:06,200
So people are getting tired of having to get a game here, get a game there and subscribe

672
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:09,320
to like 30 different services to get all the games, right?

673
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:15,560
So they put them out on all these sources and then they come up with this brilliant

674
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:16,560
idea.

675
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:18,440
Well, we got one platform where you can get everything.

676
01:09:18,440 --> 01:09:19,720
It's pay per.

677
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:23,780
So every week you go to your app, your NFL app.

678
01:09:23,780 --> 01:09:27,600
This is the way I think it could happen and I bet you it's been in the works, but I don't

679
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:28,600
know.

680
01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:30,540
Allegedly, this is my opinion.

681
01:09:30,540 --> 01:09:35,600
But I see them all of a sudden going, okay, well, since we're all spread out everywhere,

682
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:38,880
what we're going to do is we're going to centrally locate them to our app.

683
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,320
And if you want that game, it's 499.

684
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:44,320
See what I'm saying?

685
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:45,320
Yeah.

686
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:49,680
Yeah, I could see that happening really easily.

687
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:50,680
We shall see.

688
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:53,680
Anyhow, Rob, you got something?

689
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:58,520
Yeah, I do.

690
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,480
Okay.

691
01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:09,000
I, this is the worst insult of 2024.

692
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,000
Okay.

693
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:19,720
Have you ever been scrolling through comments section and knows someone right?

694
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:23,920
Sir, this is a Wendy's.

695
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:34,000
I'm not sure if you're going to be able to see it, but it's a response to something

696
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,000
similarly irrelevant and or annoying.

697
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,000
Like you're just trying to take a guy's over behind the counter at your job, but you can't

698
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:42,360
stop ranting about white people believe dinosaurs are dead when Jurassic Park exists.

699
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:43,360
Oh, wow.

700
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:51,400
Well, there's a new, well, well, there's a new fast food related catchphrase.

701
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,400
Okay.

702
01:10:52,400 --> 01:11:00,840
And in case you're wondering why you keep seeing it all over TikTok, we have a quick

703
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,840
explainer down below.

704
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:09,320
But yeah, I can't.

705
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:10,320
Yeah.

706
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:11,320
Okay.

707
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:12,320
Okay.

708
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:18,040
In the case of the phrase, just put my fries in the bag.

709
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:20,880
I love that one actually.

710
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:28,040
It's basically like you've ran into an old high school acquaintance working at the drive

711
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:31,040
through where you're just trying to pick up some blood.

712
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:32,040
Uh huh.

713
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:35,760
And they're trying to reminisce with you against your will.

714
01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:36,760
Uh huh.

715
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:46,680
The phrase which transformed over time from ketchup to fries is typically used as low

716
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:47,680
blow.

717
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:48,680
Yeah.

718
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:54,400
So yeah, you run into somebody at drive through.

719
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:59,400
That's what you get.

720
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:00,400
Okay.

721
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:03,400
I don't know.

722
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:12,200
I mean, yeah, it's nice to reminisce, but not while you're working.

723
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:13,200
Yeah.

724
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:16,720
Working at drive through.

725
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:18,840
I always got it a little bit different.

726
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:21,840
I didn't know it would be.

727
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:32,280
You see, I always like heard it like, I always took it like, you ever have someone go, Hey,

728
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:35,640
I don't go and shake your slurping machine.

729
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:38,640
Never heard that one.

730
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:45,400
That one's great because it insinuates and I'm doing in parentheses, you're a lowly 711

731
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:50,680
night worker and they go in there and they're shaking your slurping machine.

732
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:54,840
So someone would say something a little bit smart ass or equip or something online and

733
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:58,620
they wouldn't like it and they would put, Hey, I don't come down there and slick and

734
01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:00,480
shake your slurping machine.

735
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:02,600
So don't comment on my shit.

736
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:03,680
Right?

737
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:09,440
So I, I, uh, I kind of took it like that, but I had no idea there's different direction.

738
01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:12,440
You know what I mean?

739
01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:13,440
Yeah.

740
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:14,440
Yeah.

741
01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:15,440
Okay.

742
01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:16,440
Cool.

743
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:17,440
Thanks, Rob.

744
01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:23,400
Um, I guess Tom Brady got a lot of flack because he said that he regretted leaving the NFL

745
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:28,520
watching my home's play and how much fun he was having, you know, and he does my homes

746
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:30,680
is like a kid in a candy store.

747
01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:32,600
And so is Travis Kelsey too.

748
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:38,760
I mean, that's part of why he's such a winner is because he loves every inch of the game.

749
01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:42,360
Every second that game he is relishing and he knows it.

750
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:43,360
Yeah.

751
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:46,200
But anyhow, people are saying all bullshit to that.

752
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:49,920
And I think Tom Brady meant it.

753
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:54,280
I mean, I'm not going to go into it all, but people were saying that like, Oh no, Tom Brady's

754
01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:57,520
never done anything that he never gave much thought to.

755
01:13:57,520 --> 01:14:00,320
And he had to give it a lot of thought, but he wanted to leave the NFL.

756
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,720
This is what they're saying.

757
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:06,000
And I'm saying, I think I believe Tom Brady.

758
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:09,000
Why would he lie about something like that for real?

759
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:10,000
Right.

760
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,000
Right.

761
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,000
You know?

762
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:13,480
He's one of the homes, his biggest fans.

763
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:19,120
He has been since day one, you know, he admires the way, you know, the way the guy plays.

764
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:22,400
And he said, this is, it's his NFL now.

765
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:25,720
It's his league and he's right.

766
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:30,280
And greatness knows greatness is another thing.

767
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:38,080
So when Tom Brady, he's come out and said that Patrick Mahomes will remind him of a

768
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:39,080
young here.

769
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,080
Yes.

770
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:41,080
He's come out and said it.

771
01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:42,080
Yeah.

772
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:43,640
And I'll put it like this.

773
01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:47,000
So people that are dogging on Brady, I think are full of shit.

774
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,000
And here's why.

775
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:53,240
You know how old boxers would train a young boxer and be behind him kind of like Rocky

776
01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:58,080
when Apollo started training Rocky and he said, throwing the punches with him.

777
01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:03,120
The same thing happens in football and the same thing like Tony Romo.

778
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,880
When Tony Romo's calling those games and saying everything that the next team was going to

779
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:09,520
do, why did he do that?

780
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:12,680
Because he was playing the game for them in his head.

781
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:13,680
Right.

782
01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:14,680
Okay.

783
01:15:14,680 --> 01:15:16,880
And I didn't necessarily mind that him doing that.

784
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:17,880
I thought it was kind of intriguing.

785
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:22,080
You go now you go and throw a four, three in there and you get the run stopper, you know,

786
01:15:22,080 --> 01:15:23,520
and he do all this stuff.

787
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:27,860
John Gruden used to do it, but he wasn't as entertaining as Tony Romo.

788
01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:32,400
So when he was doing that, he's reliving the game through that, through his eyes, that

789
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,320
guy's game through his eyes.

790
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:39,840
And whenever the old boxers that teach a young boxer, that's them fighting.

791
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:40,840
You see what I mean?

792
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:42,560
They're sitting there going, all right, yeah.

793
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:43,560
All right.

794
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:44,560
All right.

795
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:45,560
Rocky, do a jab.

796
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:46,560
No, no, no.

797
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:47,560
Right.

798
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:48,560
And he's sitting there doing the same punches with him.

799
01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:49,560
It's the same thing.

800
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:50,560
And it's hard to let go.

801
01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:51,560
And I believe Brady.

802
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:53,680
I think he was absolutely being honest on it.

803
01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:54,760
So anyhow.

804
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:56,800
I think he was too.

805
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:57,800
Yeah.

806
01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:01,160
And I don't know if people are just trying to stir up shit on the internet or whatever,

807
01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:03,960
but I thought what a stupid thing to argue about.

808
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:04,960
So anyhow.

809
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:05,960
No, never.

810
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:06,960
Ever.

811
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:07,960
Yeah.

812
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:08,960
Not the internet.

813
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:09,960
So anyway.

814
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:12,960
No, nobody stirs anything up on the internet.

815
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,960
No, must have been a mistake.

816
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:17,840
Must have been a mistake.

817
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:20,960
So the internet's a holy place.

818
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:22,960
Nobody stirs nothing up on the internet.

819
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:25,960
Oh, speaking of internet tough guys, I have not heard from.

820
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:28,960
Oh, he hasn't heard it yet.

821
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:30,960
Forget it.

822
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:34,960
Okay, well, well, well, okay, while we're doing this.

823
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:35,960
Yeah.

824
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:36,960
Hi, Grandma Opal.

825
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:37,960
Hi, Ricky.

826
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:38,960
Hi, Jimmy.

827
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:39,960
Hi, Grandma Opal.

828
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:40,960
Hi, Ricky.

829
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:41,960
Hi, Jimmy.

830
01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:42,960
Love you guys.

831
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:43,960
Dodge City, Kansas is our hub.

832
01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:44,960
We love you.

833
01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:45,960
I think I got the name.

834
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:50,960
Yeah, it should have been Grandma, then Jimmy, then Ricky.

835
01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:51,960
Oh, that's right.

836
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:52,960
We both said it wrong.

837
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:53,960
Yeah.

838
01:16:53,960 --> 01:16:56,960
See, we said it so many times.

839
01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:59,960
But we do it every show like we promised.

840
01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:00,960
Sorry, guys.

841
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:01,960
Sorry, guys.

842
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:02,960
You know what?

843
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:05,960
I'm sure that Jimmy doesn't give a shit and I'm sure Opal doesn't either.

844
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,960
You know, and we're keeping our promise.

845
01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:12,960
We said from day one when we found out about Opal listening to our show and liking it and

846
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:17,960
Jimmy, her grandson getting it for her, we said we will never forget them in a show.

847
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:20,960
And every show we talk about them and say hi.

848
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:21,960
Yes, we do.

849
01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:24,960
All right, everybody, I think that's it for me tonight.

850
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:28,960
I got a brisket go tend to and some pork belly that I'm intrigued by.

851
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:36,960
So everybody, I have a king size bed call of my name with me and my beagle.

852
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:38,960
So there you go.

853
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:42,960
But just to be just to be clear, it's plutonic, right?

854
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:43,960
You and your beagle.

855
01:17:43,960 --> 01:17:47,960
Maybe.

856
01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:52,960
Oh, no, looks like the show's over.

857
01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:53,960
I'm just fucking around.

858
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:58,960
Thank you for listening.

859
01:17:58,960 --> 01:17:59,960
Have a great night.

860
01:17:59,960 --> 01:18:00,960
They'll be back.

861
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:01,960
Good night, asshole.

862
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:24,960
Oh, yeah.