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Strange insults from an alien.

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When you're old, you get it from your computer. When you're hit, you're still attached.

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This is Two Deucebags and a Microphone on Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Hey Rob, did it rain there all day? It kind of looked like it did according to radar. The old barrel or whatever the fuck his name is that hurricane came up?

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Actually it started here about 6 o'clock last night and didn't quit until about 3 o'clock this afternoon.

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Is there a lot of flooding around there?

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Yeah, some of the creeks and streams are up.

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I just wondered how bad it was.

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Actually most of it was fairly light. I mean we get moderate rain every now and then. But most of it was light.

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The bulk of it went down around Springfield and then went up by 44 Corridor.

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Yeah, right normal.

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We were talking on one podcast a little while back about patterns of weather and there are certain tracks that tornadoes take.

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There are certain tracks that the train of thunderstorms take.

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And that is one of them, the I-44 Corridor.

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Anyhow, it's no different than any hurricane or whatever. Remnants of a hurricane or whatever.

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It still did the same thing. It gets caught up in the winds and the winds take it up by 44.

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Anyhow, everything is going alright around here.

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Good. How's the new mower?

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The new mower is doing really good.

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I had to call Lowe's today because I did not see my refund on my card.

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So I called my card and said, hey, is there a significant refund on there from Lowe's?

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Nope, don't see one.

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I called down there and I said, hey, whoever you are, get this done for me.

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I said the next step is I'm coming down there and I'm not going to be very pleasant.

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And the lady was really nice. I think it was the lady I talked to in the front, one of the managers there.

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And I said, listen, I brought this mower back and she knew about it.

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It looked used and all that stuff and the battery was dead and everything.

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And I told her, I said, look, you guys already dropped the ball so many times.

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I said, I demand my money back today.

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And I said, if I call Chase, I better get the news that you guys started the process of getting me a refund.

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I said, if you don't, you guys are going to pay me something for my money that you're keeping.

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So anyhow, and I'm not bashing Lowe's. Most Lowe's are really good.

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This one right here is one that keeps dropping the ball on me and pissing me off.

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So anyhow, they issued the refund.

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And then when all this is done, I'm going to go down there and have a talk with the new manager.

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They got a new store manager and the lady told me that and she's very hopeful that he might be pretty good.

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Well, I'm going to go down there and I'm going to tell him, you know what?

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I was a great customer and here's what happened.

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And I'm going to let him know. And if he doesn't do anything about it, then they'll never see me again in any Lowe's.

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Let alone that one. So anyhow, I'm tired of bullshit.

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You know, I'll go buy one from Ace Hardware before I buy one from there.

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I'll pay 20% more just because they stand behind their product.

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In my opinion, Lowe's, well, I did get a refund. I got to be honest about that.

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I did get a refund, but it was all the bullshit I had to put up with.

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You know, my lawn's growing, then they bring it down. It doesn't start.

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Everything's rusted. It looks like there's a scratch on it.

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All that is bullshit. That should have never happened.

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You know, so anyhow, let's go ahead and but the whole thing is,

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everything that I need done is getting done now.

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You know, I got another mower. That thing, I'm finally going to get a refund on it and all that stuff.

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So anyhow, sorry, I didn't mean to drone on it, but I guess they have these.

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No, you got everything right.

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They have these two punks identified down in your area, I guess.

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No, there's actually three of them. They're working on it.

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They're working on it. Good. Good. I hope they catch them.

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So, hey, how are you? Yeah, we did not cover that on the internet.

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We really don't want to. Oh, okay. Okay, sorry.

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Yeah. Didn't mean to do that.

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A man in North Carolina. A little personal there. A little personal.

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Oh, oh, I wasn't going to go into any of that.

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I was just going to say that they have their pictures.

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That's where I was going with that.

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There are charges now. Good. Good.

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Pieces of crap.

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on top of his red, white, and blue top hat.

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Alan Ray McGrew of Summerville, South Carolina was killed from head injuries

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Have you seen that, Rob?

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No, I haven't.

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They filmed it. The family was filming it because of the big hee-hee moment.

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I don't necessarily think that the dead guy was stupid or something.

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You know what I mean? I think he was having fun, maybe a couple of pops.

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And he's like, hey, watch this.

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We've all been careless with fireworks.

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and the family claims he didn't realize he had it lit.

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Ho, ho, ho.

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So, worse yet, it was watched live and being recorded by his family.

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Oh, that is a shame.

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It is.

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Damn it. There goes my Halloween costume idea.

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Boom. Up in smoke.

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No pun intended about the up in smoke.

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We would never do that.

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Okay. Allegedly.

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So, you're in a hurry, but you need to buy ammo?

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You ever been like that, Rob, in a hurry, but you need some ammo?

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Yeah.

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Okay. Well, good thing now we have ammo vending machines.

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That's right. Vending machines you can buy ammo from.

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The machines are made by American Rounds and allow customers

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over the age of 21 to purchase ammo.

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How about that?

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Yeah, we'll have it.

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Well, it's just out. It just started, and they're only in certain areas right now,

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but I imagine this...

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Yeah, probably not down here.

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Let me put it like this. You won't see it in camera.

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Well, actually, I don't see that actually sticking around, honestly.

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It may not. I can tell you now, I can tell you a lot of places

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That's where I was going to go. Big urban areas.

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Out there where you're at, I think it would do well.

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Yeah, it'd be alright. Yeah, I mean, I think they should still do effects on you, though.

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Even flammo.

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Yeah, yeah. I definitely see your point there, Rob, and I can't argue with it.

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I get what you're saying.

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I mean, I can pass any check, you know.

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So I'm not worried myself. That's why I'm not...

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I mean, I'm not comfortable with someone with a big, long record

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having access to... especially if it is a violent crime record.

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And I'm not talking about accusations or nothing like that.

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I'm talking about people that have been convicted of stuff.

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You see what I'm saying?

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Yeah, and there's got to be like, this guy did this, and he took this amount of time.

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And then I think then we need to, you know, maybe quell that.

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So, anyhow, I mean...

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Yeah, it could implode. You're not supposed to have a gun anyway.

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Exactly. Exactly.

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So I would think that if someone is doing that, it's not going to be them doing that.

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It's going to be a friend of theirs doing that.

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See what I mean? Because when you give your ID...

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Yeah, have a friend get the ammo. Yeah.

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it's probably not going to be long lived.

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It'll probably be a lawsuit or something like, yeah, this kid went over here to kill himself,

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and he got his friend, who was 18, to buy some ammo to give to him

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so he could blow his head off. I could see that going on right now.

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I could see that happening.

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So... Yeah.

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Yeah. I mean, it's pretty easy to see stuff like that, you know.

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I mean, hell, if they're going to sue Ozzie and Judas Priest over songs

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about a kid committing suicide, think what they'll do to an ammo machine.

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Yeah. So, anyhow.

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You know, this is cool, but I'm still waiting for the razor wire vending machine.

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Yeah, me too. Yeah.

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Or how about a cattle prod vending machine?

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Would that be cool?

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Oh, okay. I think everybody needs to carry a cattle prod.

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I do too.

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And would that be great?

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Especially in Walmart.

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Someone's pissing you off really bad. You're like, hang on one second.

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Are you going to be here a minute? Yeah, yeah, I'm going to be here a couple minutes.

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You go fucking buy a cattle prod and go, oh, good.

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And, anyhow.

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Stand in the aisle talking to somebody, hey, move it out!

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I just went through the fucking cattle prod vending machine.

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These fucks better get out of my way.

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Or how about a brass knuckle one?

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That would be fun in a bar one. It would be like, yeah, motherfucker.

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He just got me really good on...

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No, it wouldn't. No, it wouldn't.

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Everybody has some.

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You're right. You want to be the only one in there that has one.

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Okay, okay. You can't have them in bars. How's that?

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No, maybe on the streets.

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Yeah, yeah, that would be good. Someone's screwing with you.

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You just go, okay, hang on.

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They're not in the bar.

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Yeah, okay. That's probably a pretty good idea, Rob.

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You got to buy them beforehand and bring them into the bar.

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Yes, yes.

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They can't help that if you went through the vending machine and then came in.

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That's just the way it is, right?

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Right, right.

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Sorry about your luck. Whatever.

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So anyhow, how about a broken glass vending machine?

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Wouldn't that be great? Someone pisses you off and you just throw a bunch of glass around them?

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Yeah, that's where I was going to go with that.

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Yeah, that would be nice.

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Or you could sprinkle it all over their driveway or all over their lawn.

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And their mower picks it up and shoots it everywhere.

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In their gas tank.

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In their gas tank.

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Oh, that would be mean.

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You make sugars bad for your engine.

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We are getting pretty evil with this, Rob.

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We're getting pretty evil with this.

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Yeah, we better watch ourselves here.

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So I talked about the Stone Steel Wheelchair Tour, sponsored by Hackney Diamonds, right?

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I did that a couple of podcasts ago, right?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, we did.

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Okay, a lot of fans are questioning why the Stone's last tour stop will be in Ridgedale, Missouri.

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Did you know that?

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Actually, that was going to be one of my stories for tonight.

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Okay, you can still do it? You can still do it because I'm just brushing around the edges, okay?

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Okay, okay, well, I'll go ahead and...

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You know what? I'm not...

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...and that'll be my first one.

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I'm going to leave that alone because you're going to say why they're there, right?

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Yes, yes.

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Okay, okay, I'm going to skip over...

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There's a reason why.

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Okay, alright.

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I'll go ahead and go to my next one then.

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Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.

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New Oreo Alert Star Wars themed cookies.

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My bad. That should have been on news. Nobody gives a shit about.

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Probably, right?

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Oh, no, you know what? There's a lot of nerds that would probably like that.

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Yeah, you know what? I stand corrected.

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Another Independence Day has come and gone and I'm still amazed at how people can't afford rent,

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but can afford three tons of aerial bombs.

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I have not figured that one out.

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I have not figured that one out.

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Yeah, they spent $800 on fireworks, but...

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...they can't pay their rent or their electric bill or... yeah.

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I don't like that forever. Awesome.

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Yeah, I mean, yeah.

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So, anyhow, according to a poll in recent online Travel America, I think is what the name is,

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Travel American Magazine or something like that, has a list of the rudest cities in America,

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and I think this is a compilation, okay?

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And I think like they just like... I'm not sure how they gathered the information.

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I have an idea, but I'm not sure.

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And I would say it's like, you know, doing exit polls, right?

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People just went to Atlanta or something. They're like, well, how was your visit?

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How were the people?

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I think that's how they gathered this, but I'm not for sure.

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So, number one of the rudest cities, and this surprised me, Rob, Phoenix.

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Could this be... Yeah.

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Could this be the crotch, the old farts that are there that just, you know,

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that just don't feel well and hate you because of that?

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That's the only thing I could figure out on that.

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Number two I agree with, and I think number two could be number one.

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Philadelphia.

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You know, those mealy-mouthed Eagles fans?

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Where are you now?

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Oh, yeah, yeah, I know where you're at.

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You're still looking for those two recent trophies that reside here at One Arrowhead Drive, aren't you?

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You can go look at them there, but you can't look them at your stadium.

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Isn't that right, bitch?

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Okay, and anyhow.

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And next, number three.

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Oh, oh, oh, and then you just let your opponent's brother retire.

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Yeah, he retired out of shame.

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Yeah.

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He was like, no, I'm never going to meet, I'm not going to beat little brother.

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So I'm just going to go ahead and retire and be the biggest fan.

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He's getting more known for ripping his shirt off and things.

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Yeah, he didn't retire out of shame.

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He loves the Eagles, as well he should.

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They drafted him, and he's a great guy.

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But the truth is, he's kind of like Travis.

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He's having a bigger career on his own than he ever did being a football player.

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Why should he destroy his body when he has so many other things he can do?

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He's extremely popular, people love him, and as well they should.

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And now I guess he lost some weight, so there's some sort of an argument over who's the better looking brother now.

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Did you know that?

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No, I did not know that.

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Yeah, yeah, so I guess him slimmed down, he's a pretty dapper looking dude like his brother.

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So, anyhow, so now there's a bunch of scuttlebutt online about who's the better looking one.

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Me, I don't really give a shit.

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I like them both, so anyhow.

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Yeah, I do too.

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Number three is Washington, D.C.

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I've been there several times, and it seemed okay, but not overly friendly.

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I didn't think they were like, oh let me think, like Los Angeles rude, or, I'm trying to think, I'm trying to think of a really real, oh Miami.

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Miami's a really rude city.

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When I was down there a long time ago with a former girl that I seen off and on, I was on a bus, and we were going to South Beach.

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And I had a really good tangoing, okay, so a lady came up to me and started yelling at me.

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And then my chick friend, she thinks you're Spanish descent, and she's yelling at you because you won't speak their language.

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No kidding.

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I got berated.

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What?

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I got berated for being Latin, you know, Latin American, and I'm not, so anyhow.

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I got people that tell me I look Mexican.

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Look, I mean, it's so broad strokes.

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I was born in Kansas City.

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I'm far from Mexican.

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I know a guy that is, he came from Scotland.

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He looks more Mexican than most of the Mexicans I know.

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But he's not.

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He has that Scottish accent and everything.

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It's like what?

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So anyhow.

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But no, I got berated by this chick.

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I don't know if she's Cuban.

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I don't know if she's Puerto Rican or whatever.

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But she was yelling at me on a bus thinking I was denying their culture when I'm not of Spanish descent.

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So anyhow.

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So Miami is rude.

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So Washington is, geez, I get sidetracked so many fucking times.

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Okay, I need to stop my mind sometimes, you know.

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Okay, Washington, D.C. didn't seem overly rude.

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But they weren't overly friendly.

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But I don't know, you know.

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I was visiting there.

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We were doing a job, you know.

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So I may not have been in the areas or whatever.

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Anyhow.

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So number four, Los Angeles.

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And I was surprised that they could pull them away from their mirror long enough to be rude.

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But probably true.

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Number five is Las Vegas.

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And yeah, drunk pukes everywhere.

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I see Las Vegas could be even, you know, further up the line because every time I was there, which is once, believe it or not, everybody was drunk.

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So anyhow.

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Number six, New York City.

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I've been there multiple times.

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And I always thought they were pretty nice, except for the beggars.

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They have these beggars on Times Square that are aspiring rap stars, supposedly.

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And they're like, hey, I'm trying to get a record deal.

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And they have these CDs that they're trying to give you for money.

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And I was wearing a Royals jersey and someone came up to me and said, hey, he goes, look, he said, you know, you can like whoever you want.

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And I said, I'm from Kansas City.

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I'm here visiting.

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And he goes, that's fine.

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He said, what I'm telling you is they're going to see that jersey.

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They're going to know you're out of town and they're going to harass the shit out of you.

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And he was right.

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So anyhow, they may be talking about that.

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But I, you know, who knows?

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Number seven is Salt Lake City.

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Well, I mean, no wonder they're crabby.

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Those guys all have five wives.

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They didn't have time to talk.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I don't have time, man.

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Three of my wives need me at home and the other two need me to go shopping with them.

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So I'm not talking to you.

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So I'm going to go hide out in the barn.

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Yeah.

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How's it going?

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I was trying to go to the next one and you made me.

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I would do.

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You got five wives.

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Three of you want to go up in the house and those two want you to go to the barn.

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I'm going to go down the river, go fishing.

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I'll do so.

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I'm getting away.

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I would have the basement.

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One of them.

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Five.

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I would have the basement.

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It's like, oh, man, I got some blacksmith work to do.

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I'll be back in 10 hours.

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Number eight, Miami.

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And I told you about them already.

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You know, they don't have time for anybody because unless you're a plastic surgeon.

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Number eight was Miami.

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Number nine is Jersey City.

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They said they really sound obnoxious from there.

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I mean, it's just their accent.

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So I can get someone thinking, you know, that they're rude.

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Just by the way, they sound number 10 is Memphis.

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I thought they were very friendly, at least near Bill Street.

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They were because I have not been anywhere else except maybe five blocks each way of Bill Street in Memphis.

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I've not been anywhere else in that whole city.

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So right there.

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Number nine is pretty rowdy, right?

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Just that area.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it's like any place that, you know, like it isn't quite Bourbon Street.

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But I mean, yeah, I could see the wrong element being there because you have people from all over the world there visiting.

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So, yeah.

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So anyhow, I have more, but I'll save it for tomorrow because once again, this podcast is getting away from us and you have a story that I want to hear.

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So let's take our first break and we'll come right back.

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Does that sound good?

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Sounds good.

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All right.

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Is now buying a boat.

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Two douchebags and microphone, a Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Rob, please go forth with the story.

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Yeah, yeah, I'm going to pick up when you were talking about the Rolling Stones being in Rinsedale, Missouri.

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The steel wheelchair.

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I have a whole story.

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Yeah, I have a whole story here.

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Cool.

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On how this concert come about.

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When the Rolling Stones close out the North American Hat New Diamonds Tour on July 21st,

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their concert venue will be a bar cry from the bustling city they have visited on the road.

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Rockers will perform in Rinsedale, Missouri with a population of less than a thousand.

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Isn't that something?

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Yeah, yeah, the town has a population less than a thousand.

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Yeah, I've been through there several times.

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Go ahead.

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Taking to the stage of the pitch rest Thunder Ridge Nature Arena in the middle of the Los Alamos.

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Set amid 1,200 acres of land and overlooking Table Rock Lake,

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the 20,000-seat amphitheater opened in May and hosted American Country Music stars Morgan Wallen and Chris Stapleton.

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It was built by fishing and hunting gear supplier Bass Pro Shops founder and chief executive Johnny Morris.

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He has so much stuff in Missouri like Dogwood Canyon.

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I mean the guy really does a lot for conservation.

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Anyhow, go ahead.

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Okay, landing the Stones is a huge gift for any venue.

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For Morris, it all comes down to his love of fishing.

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20 years ago he met musician Chuck Lavelle who has been performing with the Stones since 1982.

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The pair went fishing and Morris helped Lavelle net an enormous fish.

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He said, Johnny, this is the happiest day of my life.

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If I can ever do anything for you, you let me know.

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I love that.

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This man 76 called in that paper years later.

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I said, can you get the Rolling Stones to come to Ridgedale, Missouri? And he goes, where? What?

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All that stand by is just through fishing and a friendship.

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What a great story.

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They had problems during the Gulf Rift one.

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Really?

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Mainly with parking and stuff. But they really went to work on that.

481
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,000
I have not heard any complaints other than that.

482
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,000
You have people coming from everywhere for Garth Brooks.

483
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Garth Brooks, believe it or not, is bigger than the Stones.

484
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:26,000
He sold out Arrowhead four in a row and he could have sold another one.

485
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:31,000
So I don't think the Stones could do that, honestly.

486
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000
No, but it's cool that they're going to do this.

487
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,000
It is really cool. I have a lot more respect for him now.

488
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Not only do I have respect for him, but I cannot believe that Mick Jagger can run across stage like an 18-year-old.

489
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000
He does it routinely.

490
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:52,000
You have Vince Neil over there sucking air, being a bloated tick looking fuck.

491
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,000
He can barely sing and barely go across the stage.

492
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,000
All this in my opinion.

493
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:02,000
You have this guy that is 82, I believe.

494
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:07,000
It's just...

495
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Yeah.

496
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:15,000
And then you have Keith Richards staying there all mummified.

497
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Yeah, but he is still...

498
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Look at all the people he outwit.

499
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
All the men on the planet.

500
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Yeah, I just find it amazing that they were able to keep in good enough shape after probably doing a lot of stuff they shouldn't.

501
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:39,000
All the alleged drug abuse or maybe they confirmed it, I'm not for sure.

502
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:44,000
All of that and they are still doing good.

503
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000
So anyhow, I find it amazing.

504
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Do you have any more on that?

505
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,000
No, that's all that went in.

506
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,000
It was pretty cool.

507
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Johnny Morris and Lavelle went fishing and here it is years later, hey.

508
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:07,000
He said, you can't have me to give you a call.

509
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
You see, I love that. That is fantastic.

510
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:14,000
So now we got the stones and the Ozarks.

511
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Yeah, I mean who would have known, cocaine being replaced with minnow worms.

512
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,000
July 21st, anybody that can afford to go.

513
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:26,000
I think the tickets are already gone. You are going to have to go through a secondary market.

514
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000
Where are we?

515
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:32,000
I think they are. I thought I saw something online saying that they are already gone.

516
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Because I was monitoring that because I was entertaining going. I love the area.

517
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:41,000
I just ran across that yesterday.

518
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Yeah, I mean it wasn't on their schedule.

519
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
No.

520
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:51,000
They did it for Johnny Morris. God love Johnny Morris.

521
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000
He is awesome.

522
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Also, he owns places like Dogwood Canyon.

523
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
If you are interested enough, look it up.

524
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:04,000
It is a fantastic nature reserve in extreme southwestern Missouri.

525
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:07,000
It is beautiful. It is just right there.

526
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000
You could almost spit in Arkansas from there.

527
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,000
It is some of the prettiest land you have ever seen.

528
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Huge hills, small mountains if you will.

529
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Crystal clear streams. It is pretty cool.

530
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:28,000
He does a lot of that. He is really into preserving nature.

531
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Like I said before, cocaine being replaced with minnow worms and chicken liver.

532
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
There we go.

533
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:41,000
If they go on the lake, tell me people won't spot them and follow them around.

534
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:47,000
Oh my God. People were going to be down there that weekend just watching since this story came out.

535
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Yeah, I want to see Mick Jagger jump in and do a couple of laps in Table Rock Lake.

536
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Wouldn't that be cool?

537
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000
Stop me up!

538
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Hell yeah.

539
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:03,000
I want to see him jump off the Kiberling City Bridge.

540
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Yeah. Yep. But be careful.

541
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,000
If he didn't jump off the Kiberling City Bridge, that would be awesome.

542
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Be careful when you are in Kiberling City. They are extremely tornado prone.

543
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Yeah.

544
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000
The place that my friend used to have a timeshare there,

545
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:26,000
and that I went there quite a bit because he didn't want to go,

546
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,000
and I just pay him for the year and I go down there.

547
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:36,000
But the hotel end of it, not the resort end of it, was destroyed by a tornado.

548
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Yeah. If that would have been...

549
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:43,000
This was leap year. It was February 29th.

550
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Their first bass tournament was starting the following week.

551
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:53,000
The place was empty because people don't go to that hotel unless they are bass fishing.

552
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,000
And the lady that used to run it, she said that had been one week later when they were at capacity,

553
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,000
she said you would have been talking about multiple deaths.

554
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Because it hit in the middle of the night.

555
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:08,000
I believe it. I used to live down around there.

556
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000
I've seen a lot of storms go through there.

557
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:16,000
That's the one that skipped over the hills and went to Branson and did a lot of damage there too.

558
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
That was quite a few years ago.

559
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000
Yeah.

560
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Back in 2003?

561
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:40,000
No. I think it was 2003. They got south of Branson, in between Branson and Springfield got hit real hard.

562
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
It was 2003.

563
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Me and my step kids sat in a parking lot at gas stations, watched the ones, four pups.

564
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Wow.

565
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Yeah, we were outside of Reed Springs.

566
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Wow.

567
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
What was that, 165?

568
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,000
165 and 13 is Reed Springs.

569
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Yeah, that runs down.

570
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Yeah, 13 runs down.

571
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Yeah, you drive right by Spanx.

572
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Yeah, Spanx.

573
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:22,000
The worst strip club ever. The only strip club that made me turn around and walk out.

574
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:29,000
Sicilian Scars botched boob jobs and a peg leg. That's enough for me. Enough for me.

575
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:36,000
I first moved there and they found out I was a married man. They had kids.

576
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:42,000
They said, promise us you will never walk in there.

577
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:51,000
I guess. Then I started looking at other people. I started hearing some of the horror stories. I said, nope, I ain't going in there.

578
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
Is it still there or do you know?

579
00:38:53,000 --> 00:39:00,000
I don't have a clue. I ain't been down there since probably 2007, 2008.

580
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:07,000
I've had people call bullshit on me and I told them, I said, go down there. I'm not kidding.

581
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:11,000
I will vote.

582
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:18,000
I mean, I guess that's the only pool they have to, you know, deficient, I guess, you know.

583
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:24,000
Okay, maybe me and a guy did go in there one day.

584
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,000
You were sorry too.

585
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and a guy did go in there one day. Oh my God, yeah, it was not pretty at all.

586
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:42,000
If we didn't discover how bad it was by accident, I can guarantee you I would have went down there just because of morbid curiosity.

587
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:49,000
I would have to see this, but they didn't allow pictures in it. So there's no way I could get pictures.

588
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,000
So there's no proof of it.

589
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:59,000
The sad thing is, is this one chick, it looked like, I mean, I'm not for sure if she had a tracheal or not,

590
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:04,000
but she kind of had a weird voice and is, you know, it's kind of dark. They had to hide their faces a little bit.

591
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,000
She kept bothering me for a lap dance.

592
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:15,000
And I told her, I said, I told her, I said, I don't like doing lap dances. It embarrasses me.

593
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:20,000
And she's like, why? And I go, yeah, I go, I have micropenis. I have micropenis syndrome.

594
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,000
I said, I can't have lap dances. It's too embarrassing.

595
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:30,000
She looks at me and looks at me again and looks at me again.

596
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Then she gets up and walks off.

597
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:39,000
I don't know if she believed it or not, man, but I came up with that right on the spot.

598
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:44,000
So she'd leave me alone. And then I didn't have any of the other dancers come and fucking with me.

599
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:50,000
She's probably like, see that guy right there? That guy right there has micropenis syndrome

600
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:55,000
and he doesn't want to lap dance because it's embarrassing. OK, stay away from don't even go there and give him drinks.

601
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Fuck him.

602
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Meanwhile, my my friend there was pestered because he didn't want to come up with something to make him leave.

603
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:13,000
So we didn't stay there that long, but we were killing some time because that resort I saw in Kimberley City,

604
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:20,000
we're waiting for it to open up because they had to clean it and everything, you know, kind of like a hotel.

605
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,000
So we called down there and go, hey, we're going to be there.

606
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,000
And they sometimes they have the key and a slot and you knew the combination, right?

607
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Well, they still had people cleaning it and the people from the daytime were still there in the office.

608
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:37,000
And they said it's going to be about an hour and a half. So we had nothing to do.

609
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:44,000
So anyhow, so we stayed there for a little while. Then finally, we just ended up going at McDonald's off at 13 and just going there.

610
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Like, you know what? We're just going to go get a drink or something and sit there and wait for the place to open up.

611
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:55,000
So anyhow, that sounds like you should have done that.

612
00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:01,000
But it was awful funny. It was awfully funny making that shit up.

613
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:13,000
I mean, those farm guys in there. Oh, my gosh.

614
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:19,000
I mean, I know why they were in there. So anyhow, yeah.

615
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Yeah. So anyhow, I'm going to go ahead and go to the next story.

616
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:29,000
I just heard a few days ago a commercial with a bank CFO in it.

617
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000
He was telling the public about banking scams.

618
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:46,000
The most common scam is thieves, thieves call numbers and they find they found the person's name to tell them that their password has been compromised and then has him set up a new password with them.

619
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:54,000
So in that something, they find out their name like, let's say, Joe Blow and usually elderly.

620
00:42:54,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Hey, Joe Blow. Yeah, this is Mercantile Bank. I don't think there's any of them around anymore.

621
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:08,000
But yeah, what's up? Your bank? Yeah. Your password's been compromised.

622
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:12,000
You know, the ones we set you up with on the Internet. And if they did or not, they still think they did.

623
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:17,000
You know, they're old. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I remember that. Well, it's been compromised.

624
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,000
We're going to have to get you another password. Oh, OK.

625
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,000
And then they you know, then they have access to their bank account.

626
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:30,000
So after the scammers have complete access to your accounts, then, you know, they drain it.

627
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:37,000
So a day after I heard that commercial, OK, it's a little public service announcement deal.

628
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:46,000
I had one call me earlier earlier in the day because I was getting ready to go to work and I'm like, huh, OK, this is interesting.

629
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:52,000
And anyhow, so I heard it and and I started talking.

630
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:57,000
Right. And I started getting the guy going in my going in the direction because I had to leave for work.

631
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:02,000
I had limited time. So I was listening to the assholes, you know, with this bill.

632
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:10,000
And when it came time for a new password, I had him put in eat my dick with dashes.

633
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,000
And he didn't catch it until he read the numbers back at me.

634
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:22,000
And it was funny. He goes, he ate dash and why dash.

635
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Do you see K dash? Yeah, that's it.

636
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:30,000
And then you hear the phone kind of like click a little bit.

637
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:37,000
And anyhow, he hung up on me. But after he called me a butt face.

638
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Really? Yes. He goes, you are a butt face.

639
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:50,000
He called me a butt face.

640
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:55,000
I wish he would have stayed a little bit longer. I was going to go, oh, no, no, no, no. Come on.

641
00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Come on. Yeah. Don't destroy me with words.

642
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,000
I'm a human being. Stop.

643
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:10,000
It was funny because you could kind of hear him like that.

644
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:15,000
Eat my dick. Hey, hey.

645
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:19,000
So anyhow, that was fun. I don't think they'll be calling me back.

646
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:26,000
So anyhow, hey, if they call you, you never know who you're going to jack with when you jack with them.

647
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Just like the people from Jamaica. I don't want to jack with them.

648
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Like the people from Jamaica that was trying to scam money out of me.

649
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:39,000
They told me I forgot what they said. Now, me and a friend of mine was coming back from

650
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Denver on a job and they called me and my phone said Jamaica.

651
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,000
And they're like, oh, and they could barely speak English.

652
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:51,000
They said, oh, you're social security, some shit trying to get me to give them a bank account number.

653
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,000
Right. And and I go, how come the phone says Jamaica?

654
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:59,000
And he goes, your phone lied. And I go, oh, OK. I didn't know my phone could lie.

655
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Wow. Thanks for the heads up. And then I just kept being a smart ass.

656
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Everything he said, I'm like, oh, wow. Really? Oh, my. Oh, wow. Really? Oh, my.

657
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,000
And just doing that. Right. And just kept doing it. Kept doing it.

658
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:14,000
And finally, he started bitching at me, called me all kinds of names.

659
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000
And I told him, I said, you know what I'm doing right now?

660
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,000
I'm burning a hundred dollar bill and I'm wiping my ass with 20s.

661
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:25,000
I said, well, you're over there eating twigs. I'm fucking throwing money away.

662
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,000
I throw food away every day and laugh at you. And oh, he got so mad.

663
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,000
They started calling me all these fucking names and everything.

664
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000
And look, man, it's not it's not funny people starving.

665
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,000
But when they're fucking with you and trying to steal your money, you know,

666
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000
I'm just getting the point across. Fuck you.

667
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:46,000
I mean, I double barreled them and then a couple of toes, too. And then.

668
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:50,000
I mean, yeah, there's other ways of getting help. Yeah.

669
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:56,000
You don't have to scam people. Yes. So people like us were called for our money.

670
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Yeah. I just got done doing fucking 14 hour days, you know,

671
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:04,000
and I don't want to hear this asshole trying to rip me off, you know,

672
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000
putting in glass, not not easy up and down stairs.

673
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:14,000
So anyhow, he hung up on me and then he called me back and he called me a hick.

674
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Or was it a redneck? He either called me a hick or a redneck.

675
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
And I'm like, oh, my God, you got me.

676
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Either way, I would have said thank you.

677
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,000
I went, oh, my God, you got me. He clicked. I don't think he heard it.

678
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:33,000
So anyhow, it was fun. If they call me again, I will do it again.

679
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,000
But I don't know if those people are going to call me again.

680
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:44,000
So anyhow, Rob, do you have something we can go to? Yeah, I do.

681
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Just some new people.

682
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Oh, speaking of that, did you get my text? Go ahead.

683
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Ronnie and Tulsa gave us two really good questions. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

684
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Am I? Yeah, I'm done. I'm ready. You're done? So am I.

685
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:10,000
Go with yours, then we'll take a break and we'll come back with the questions.

686
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,000
That sound good? Sounds good.

687
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:23,000
But anyway, Pat Benatar has not put out a studio album since Go in 2003.

688
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:36,000
In a recent Billboard interview, the loudest singer revealed that the delay hasn't been because of lack of new original material.

689
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:41,000
We have about 125 songs around. Wow.

690
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:46,000
They seem to be recorded, Benatar and their great life.

691
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:50,000
If you can get my husband in the studio to do it, I guess.

692
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Her husband's her guitarist.

693
00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Pat Benatar's husband, of course, is Neil Geraldo, who has been a lead guitarist at Bank Samara writing collaborative for most of her career.

694
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:13,000
Yeah, so there she says, if you can get my husband in the studio, let's do it.

695
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:19,000
I'm surprised they're still married.

696
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:23,000
I mean, honestly, they've been married a long, long time.

697
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Oh, my God. Yeah, but I don't know. I believe it and I'm happy for them.

698
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000
No, I am too. I'm very happy for them.

699
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:37,000
And I find it amazing in that type of culture that they were able to stay married and still be happy.

700
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Because that type of culture is not...

701
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Yeah, living on the road and the rock and the hide of it.

702
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Waging kids, yeah, that would have been rough. But hey, they stuck on the right path.

703
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Yeah, they did. They did. They didn't fall for the, hey, you're a rock star stuff. So anyhow, that's cool.

704
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:08,000
But Geraldo told Billboard that a new album was a possibility if the time feels right.

705
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,000
That would be cool.

706
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:17,000
So yeah, I mean, Pat said they've got like 125 songs sitting there.

707
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:23,000
Wow. And it's because her husband doesn't get in the recording studio.

708
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:28,000
He's all in his feet. Yeah. That's typical marriage.

709
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Yes. Yep. It's like painting the house to him.

710
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

711
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,000
Yeah, yeah, I'll get to it.

712
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000
I'll burn that garage. Yeah, I'll get to it.

713
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Yeah, I'm on it. Trust me. And then you're sitting there eating popcorn watching reruns of Stripes.

714
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:51,000
But there's a chance that they could come out with a new album.

715
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,000
I would love that. I've always loved Benatar.

716
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Even a weird 80s shit.

717
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
They have plenty of material.

718
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Yeah. I like the harder stuff in the 70s better.

719
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:07,000
The stuff in the 80s like Love is a Battlefield and all that. It's OK. But I really love that.

720
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:14,000
I love that guitar of Geraldo with her voice. It was perfect.

721
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:19,000
What was the album? One that hit me with your best shot.

722
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:29,000
Shit. What is it? Hang on. Let me see if I can find it. Keep talking. I'm looking.

723
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Yeah, I'm trying to talk, but I'm trying to remember the song.

724
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:37,000
The one about child abuse.

725
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:45,000
Oh, Hell is for Children. Isn't that it? Hell is for Children. That's a great song.

726
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Come on, dude. That's some music, man.

727
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Yeah. Wow. OK, cool. Very cool.

728
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:00,000
I hope they come out with a new album. It will be excellent.

729
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Or I think it will be excellent.

730
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:11,000
I don't think it would be like Hell is for Children, but you know.

731
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:16,000
Heartbreaker is probably my favorite song and that was her first hit. It was early on.

732
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,000
That's a very good one, too.

733
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Love is a Battlefield is OK, but I like the Hell is for Children and stuff like that.

734
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Yeah, that's good. Let's get a break.

735
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:33,000
OK, we're going to be right back with Ronnie from Tulsa's List, who is becoming.

736
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:38,000
I hope he calls in because I think he would be excellent on this show.

737
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:56,000
So anyhow, we'll be right back.

738
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

739
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:06,000
We offer you first world problems.

740
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,000
Oh, shit. Look at that drive through wine.

741
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Surely wouldn't expect me to actually have to go in.

742
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:20,000
This sucks.

743
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:25,000
I think we found land. Oh my God, I think we're safe.

744
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Oh, no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

745
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:49,000
Elevator music is horrible on so many levels.

746
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:52,000
Next up, things overheard in Hell.

747
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Hurry up. King Jong Un is playing Santa at the mall again this year.

748
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:02,000
Yay.

749
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Hello, this is Satan. You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

750
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:20,000
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two dish bags and microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

751
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:28,000
After I reflect on all the souls I burned that day, enjoy.

752
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,000
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753
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:34,000
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756
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757
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758
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759
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760
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Have you ever wondered what something came about?

761
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,000
Have you ever looked at something and said,

762
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000
I wonder what the origin of that is?

763
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000
Well, so have we.

764
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:15,000
That's why we give you The Origin of.

765
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:20,000
The origin of Velcro, George D. Mestral found inspiration in his most famous invention

766
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:25,000
in those annoying little burrs that can get stuck to your clothing after a walk in the woods.

767
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000
They came from the burdock plant.

768
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,000
And when D. Mestral put them under a microscope,

769
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:34,000
he realized that they made use of little tiny hooks on the surface of the burr

770
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,000
to grab on to whatever passes by.

771
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:54,000
Two douchebags and a microphone.

772
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:58,000
I'm Mark.

773
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,000
Rob, are you on mute?

774
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Did it hang up?

775
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Rob?

776
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Rob?

777
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,000
Rob, you around?

778
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Rob Radd?

779
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000
Alright, we have located Rob.

780
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,000
Hi, Rob.

781
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Yes, Rob is here.

782
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Alright, so, Ronnie...

783
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,000
I'll put those down for call, so he won't just put it that way.

784
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,000
And also, I would like everyone to know,

785
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:40,000
don't go into a grocery store when you're in a hurry.

786
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:45,000
I ended up buying three pounds of pork belly instead of three pounds of bacon.

787
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000
I don't know what the fuck to do with pork belly.

788
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,000
I know what to do with bacon.

789
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:53,000
I'm going to be looking up some stuff online, so...

790
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000
Google.

791
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,000
Yeah, I'm going to Google it.

792
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Okay, the first...

793
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,000
I don't know, man.

794
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
I've read some recipes.

795
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:07,000
I'm going to smoke it after I marinate it.

796
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,000
It's a lot of fat, I know.

797
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Get as much of that grease out of there as you can.

798
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,000
Yeah, that's why I'm going to smoke it.

799
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:20,000
But then you lose your flavor.

800
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:24,000
I wonder if it's like a brisket, that if you put the fat end up

801
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:31,000
and let the juices run through it, it remains juicy after you smoke it.

802
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,000
I'll figure it out.

803
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000
I don't know.

804
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000
Why don't you let all of us know?

805
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Okay, I think I've already got an idea.

806
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:42,000
I'll put a brisket above it and let the brisket juice drop on the pork belly.

807
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,000
Ooh.

808
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,000
That's what you do.

809
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Ooh.

810
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
BBQ 101.

811
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
That's what that is.

812
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:55,000
Okay, the featured email of the week is from Ronnie in Tulsa.

813
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:59,000
And he wants to be called Ronnie, not Ron, Ronnie in Tulsa.

814
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,000
His first one is,

815
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:06,000
what Black Sabbath album is the most underrated?

816
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000
You got one?

817
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,000
I do.

818
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
Yes, I do.

819
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Okay.

820
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:23,000
I think I'm going to have to go with Master of Reality, 1971.

821
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:28,000
That was a good album, and it didn't really hit that well.

822
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,000
Do you have any certain...

823
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,000
Exactly.

824
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:37,000
Well, the reason why I went with that one is because you had

825
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Sugar in the Grave into the void.

826
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,000
Yeah, I love that song.

827
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,000
It opened up with Sweet Leap.

828
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Well, Rob, that's a very...

829
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Yeah.

830
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:54,000
There were some very good songs on it.

831
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,000
Yeah, they got recognition, but not near what it should.

832
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,000
No, no, no, no.

833
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:03,000
Those songs there are some of the best ones they ever recorded with Ozzy.

834
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000
I agree.

835
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Well, what they did was they kind of toned it down for that album.

836
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,000
Yeah, I don't think it was...

837
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:14,000
It was what, the third album?

838
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,000
I believe so, third or fourth.

839
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,000
I think it's the third because fourth was volume four.

840
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
Yeah, it was their third album.

841
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:25,000
Yeah, they toned it down a little bit, and people weren't ready for that.

842
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,000
They wanted their first two.

843
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,000
Actually, that's one of my favorite albums with Ozzy in it, too.

844
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000
That and Never Say Die.

845
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
Those albums were great.

846
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Yeah.

847
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,000
That's cool, man.

848
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:40,000
I mean, and none of those songs are overplayed, none of them are.

849
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:44,000
I mean, they're great songs, and you don't hear them on radio lists.

850
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Even satellite radio, you don't hear them that much.

851
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,000
That's not much at all.

852
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:50,000
The one I hear the most is Sweet Wolf.

853
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:54,000
You have to be a saboteur lover, though.

854
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,000
No.

855
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,000
No.

856
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
Rob, I'm really impressed with that pick.

857
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,000
That was a fantastic pick.

858
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
Me?

859
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
I went over their whole body of work.

860
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,000
So let's go over this here real quick.

861
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:09,000
First one was Ozzy.

862
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Second one was Ronnie James Dio.

863
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Third one, I'm talking lead singers, was Ian Gillan.

864
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:22,000
Fourth one was Glenn Hughes.

865
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:29,000
Fifth one was Ray Gillan, no relation to Ian Gillan.

866
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,000
Ian, yeah.

867
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:35,000
Sixth was Tony Martin, who did a lot of great albums with him, too.

868
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:38,000
So the one I picked is Born Again.

869
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:44,000
And the reason I picked that is because that song got nothing, nothing.

870
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:48,000
And man, they're disturbing the priest, digital bitch.

871
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:53,000
There's so many songs on there that are just epic.

872
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,000
And Ian Gillan's voice was the best I've ever heard it.

873
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:03,000
Those maniacal screams on it, the melodies, and his voice with Tony Iommi.

874
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:06,000
You're used to hearing it with Richie Blackmore in the organ.

875
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:10,000
But his voice with Tony Iommi's chords is just magical.

876
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
And it's too bad they couldn't make it work out.

877
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:17,000
They did do some songs later on for children of Armenian.

878
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,000
There's like a music school they're supporting.

879
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,000
And they did a couple of songs a few years back.

880
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,000
But they butted a lot of heads.

881
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:33,000
And Ian Gillan and the rest of the Sabs didn't really get along that well.

882
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,000
But the album was good.

883
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,000
And I guess there was like no communication.

884
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:41,000
I read all this in Tony Iommi's book, Iron Man, to where they would record at night.

885
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,000
And he would do his parts during the day.

886
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,000
And he didn't feel like he was invited to record with him.

887
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
So anyhow, yeah.

888
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,000
And then Gieser Butler blew up his boat.

889
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:54,000
Not kidding you. It's in the book.

890
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,000
He was so mad at him.

891
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
Anyhow, it all came unglued.

892
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
But now they're all friends again.

893
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
Anyhow.

894
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,000
Well, I thought your boat.

895
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000
How the hell am I going to be friends with you?

896
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,000
You know there was no cheap boat.

897
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Yeah, well Ian Gillan probably has 30 of them.

898
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
That's why.

899
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:15,000
Yeah, he probably bought a brand new one.

900
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,000
Yeah, Gieser Butler probably gave him one.

901
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,000
Hey, here's my boat.

902
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,000
Sorry about that.

903
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Got a little angry.

904
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
So anyhow.

905
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Okay.

906
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,000
List.

907
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
That was a very good pick.

908
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,000
Yeah, I like yours too.

909
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:30,000
I really do.

910
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,000
Both of them.

911
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,000
I think we put a lot of thought into this one.

912
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,000
I did.

913
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,000
I did.

914
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,000
I thought about it all day.

915
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,000
I gave you the one last night.

916
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,000
Yeah, yeah.

917
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,000
By the way, take you from the heads up so I can get this done.

918
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:44,000
Because our next one has seven in it.

919
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,000
Yes.

920
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,000
So.

921
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:51,000
I got my number one and I wouldn't know about any of this.

922
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,000
You know.

923
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,000
So I sat down and thought about it.

924
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,000
Exactly.

925
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:59,000
As soon as I got the message from Ronnie, I was like, oh, I've got to shoot this to Rob.

926
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,000
And give you the same amount of time I did.

927
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,000
Thank you, Ronnie.

928
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,000
You're challenging us once again.

929
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,000
Oh, I know.

930
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,000
Did he add you?

931
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,000
I love it.

932
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,000
I love it.

933
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Did he add you yet?

934
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,000
No, I have not.

935
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Ronnie, go to Robert Radford on Facebook.

936
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,000
That's my personal account.

937
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,000
OK.

938
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,000
He said something about your settings.

939
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
He couldn't really find it.

940
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:29,000
An ad friend or something like that?

941
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,000
I don't know.

942
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,000
I'm open to the public on my personal account.

943
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000
He must have went to the wrong one.

944
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,000
I'll talk to him.

945
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:41,000
Well, he went to my son's, too.

946
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:44,000
Oh, didn't even know about that.

947
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000
Well, I'll talk to him tonight.

948
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,000
I'll tell him to look for another Rob Radford.

949
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,000
Yeah, yeah.

950
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:53,000
Well, hey, can you screen shoot my profile picture?

951
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,000
Yeah, I can.

952
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,000
I'll do that.

953
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,000
That's a good idea.

954
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,000
Do that.

955
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,000
OK.

956
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:04,000
Yeah, because I got the two new guys on the microphone saying about my personal little

957
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,000
guy.

958
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,000
OK.

959
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,000
I'll do that.

960
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,000
That's a good idea.

961
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:09,000
Yeah.

962
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,000
OK.

963
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000
Do you want to go first or me?

964
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,000
Doesn't matter.

965
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,000
I'll go ahead.

966
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,000
OK.

967
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:17,000
Go ahead, Rob.

968
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:30,000
Well, the next one is our top seven quarterbacks in the NFL.

969
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,000
Thank you, Ronnie.

970
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:37,000
That's what Ronnie says.

971
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:41,000
Well, of course Patrick Malone.

972
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,000
Yeah.

973
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,000
Who else are you going to go with?

974
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:50,000
Especially after the two boys from Kansas City.

975
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,000
Yeah.

976
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:57,000
I mean, in full disclosure, if Tom Brady was still there, I would have to go with him.

977
01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:00,000
So it isn't biased because we're Kansas City fans.

978
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:05,000
I feel that I was fair about it and you were fair about it because he is the best quarterback

979
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,000
in the league now.

980
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,000
So anyhow, go ahead.

981
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,000
OK.

982
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,000
Next.

983
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,000
I'm thinking CJ Straub from Houston.

984
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:18,000
He's on my list and I love that pick.

985
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:22,000
I can't wait to see what that boy does.

986
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:25,000
Man, you are not kidding.

987
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:37,000
And my next few, my son, like really?

988
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:42,000
You know that we're going to Houston this year to play them.

989
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,000
Yeah, I know.

990
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,000
I know.

991
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,000
I cannot wait.

992
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:51,000
I'm going to have to be sick that day or something because I think it's during the day.

993
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

994
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,000
What now?

995
01:05:53,000 --> 01:06:09,000
But my next, my next few, they're on my list, but I think with some help team wise and a

996
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:15,000
couple of them coaching wise, I think they'd be awesome.

997
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,000
You know?

998
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,000
OK.

999
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:24,000
I'll start off with Deshaun Watson, now with the Browns.

1000
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:33,360
His career at LSU, I believe, when he won the national championship, that game that he played

1001
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,620
was insane.

1002
01:06:35,620 --> 01:06:41,600
The stuff that he did, he did some of it in his first year with the Browns and then the

1003
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,560
second year, I believe he got injured.

1004
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:48,800
And then after that he got into a fight with the ownership and then just miraculously all

1005
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:55,560
the massage stuff was discovered shortly after that and he'd been in limbo ever since.

1006
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,560
Right, right.

1007
01:06:57,560 --> 01:07:02,120
So, or not with the Browns, Houston.

1008
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:03,120
He's with the Browns now.

1009
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:04,120
Yeah, right.

1010
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,120
Yeah, he's with the Browns now.

1011
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:06,120
OK, next.

1012
01:07:06,120 --> 01:07:16,840
And my son had a problem with this one.

1013
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:17,840
OK.

1014
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:21,800
Jalen Hurts.

1015
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:23,200
I can see that.

1016
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,640
I think he's kind of one dimensional myself.

1017
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:26,640
But you know.

1018
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:38,280
He's got a job that with the help he's had, he hasn't quite been able to beat the Chiefs.

1019
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:39,280
And that game.

1020
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:43,920
I think with just a little bit more, he did it.

1021
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:45,720
That game was so close.

1022
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:47,000
You're right.

1023
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,000
That's it.

1024
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,000
I can't argue with that.

1025
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:52,760
I think with just one more tool is all it would take.

1026
01:07:52,760 --> 01:08:01,160
I think if they had one really one more really good receiver, they could have done it.

1027
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:03,560
More of a deep threat.

1028
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:07,600
And that's the other thing is, is I don't think his deep ball, he might have gotten

1029
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:11,280
better, but his deep ball was OK.

1030
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:12,920
I think he needs to sharpen that up.

1031
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:14,480
He has the arm.

1032
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:15,920
But anyhow, I can agree with that, Rob.

1033
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,040
I have no problems with that.

1034
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:18,040
So go ahead.

1035
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:19,040
Yeah, yeah.

1036
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:20,040
OK, my next one.

1037
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:21,040
Josh Allen.

1038
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,040
Yeah, absolutely.

1039
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:32,840
I think with a little more help and maybe a little more help, but not so much his coaching,

1040
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:37,040
but everybody else's coaching.

1041
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:42,080
If there wasn't number 15 in the league, he might have went to the Super Bowl two times.

1042
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:43,080
I think so.

1043
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:45,280
Yeah, he's that good.

1044
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:47,640
He's really, really good.

1045
01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:51,240
So I get it.

1046
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:57,440
OK, my number six, Justin Herbert.

1047
01:08:57,440 --> 01:08:58,440
That's a good pick.

1048
01:08:58,440 --> 01:08:59,440
The guy's got a laser on.

1049
01:08:59,440 --> 01:09:00,440
A little more help.

1050
01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:03,040
Well, he has Jim Harbaugh now.

1051
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:04,520
He has Jim Harbaugh.

1052
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:08,840
So you're not going to see the Herbert that shits his pants at the end of a game.

1053
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:10,320
Right, right, right.

1054
01:09:10,320 --> 01:09:13,400
Well, he needed more help on the field, too.

1055
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,480
No, that's what I'm talking about.

1056
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:16,480
He needed more help.

1057
01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:17,480
Yeah.

1058
01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:19,120
He couldn't do it all.

1059
01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:20,560
Mahomes is different.

1060
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:21,840
So is Brady.

1061
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:25,520
They could take the game on their back and do it themselves.

1062
01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:31,000
And basically, Mahomes will he willed the last two Super Bowls to wins.

1063
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:34,800
OK, you don't have that every day.

1064
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:40,800
Justin Herbert's not that guy, but he can be really, really good with the right supporting

1065
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:41,800
cast.

1066
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:46,520
He could even maybe even win a Super Bowl with the right supporting cast.

1067
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:47,520
So I hear you.

1068
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:48,520
Right, right, right.

1069
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:56,520
And number seven, which my son really questioned here.

1070
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:57,520
OK.

1071
01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:05,160
No, it's not little Joey Burrow.

1072
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,880
I don't think he's that good either to me.

1073
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:10,200
Anyhow, go ahead.

1074
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:16,960
My number seven pick is Tyler Murray from the Cardinals.

1075
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:17,960
Really?

1076
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:22,920
I think with a little more coaching.

1077
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,560
Yeah, he yeah.

1078
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:32,280
Like my son pointed out, he had some help last year, you know, but I think a little

1079
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:38,400
more coaching and maybe just add to one more person.

1080
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,080
You think he could do it?

1081
01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:45,120
You think him and you think him and Hollywood Brown just didn't jive very well.

1082
01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:47,120
You know, they didn't gel very well.

1083
01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:49,280
Was that the deal?

1084
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:53,100
Well, Hollywood Brown, he's a.

1085
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:55,800
It's all about attitude.

1086
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:58,640
He's been in a little longer.

1087
01:10:58,640 --> 01:10:59,640
Yeah.

1088
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:03,680
And when Mahomes supposedly just come in and Tyler's a quarterback.

1089
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:07,480
He's Tyler's more of a laid back person anyway.

1090
01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:08,480
Yeah, he is.

1091
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:11,080
And Mahomes gets a fire in Hollywood Brown.

1092
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:17,200
They're thinking he might be a twelve, thirteen hundred yard receiver the way he's looking.

1093
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:18,520
I can't wait.

1094
01:11:18,520 --> 01:11:20,140
I can't wait.

1095
01:11:20,140 --> 01:11:22,520
So that's Bob.

1096
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:24,200
Very thoughtful, very good picks.

1097
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:26,120
I'm sure Ron is going to be thrilled.

1098
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:35,920
Oh, by the way, Ron, he's going to send his picks to us after we pick tonight in this.

1099
01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:40,560
And of course, we're going to after this is posted and he hears it, he's going to send

1100
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:41,960
us his picks.

1101
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:44,960
So yeah.

1102
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:47,560
And I think he's going to call in one day.

1103
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:49,000
I think he is.

1104
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,900
And I figured out three way call in, I think.

1105
01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:54,320
So I told him, I said, if you call in, I hang up on you.

1106
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:55,320
Forgive me.

1107
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:56,320
Yeah.

1108
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:57,320
OK.

1109
01:11:57,320 --> 01:12:00,480
My number one, of course, is number 15, the magic man, the guy that gets it done.

1110
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:03,520
One of the best, if not the best quarterback ever.

1111
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:08,280
I mean, I can't say that until he wins as many as Brady or close to.

1112
01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:10,920
But definitely in the makings.

1113
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:12,760
Best quarterback ever.

1114
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:15,240
Patrick Mahomes.

1115
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:18,720
Number two is Aaron Rodgers.

1116
01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:26,800
Despite all the bullshit, Aaron Rodgers arm, his arm is comparable to Mahomes.

1117
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:33,560
I've seen that guy run in full speed, throwing across his body and being deadly accurate.

1118
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:36,720
And plus, he won a Super Bowl and been there two times.

1119
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:39,480
I think he'd been there two times.

1120
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:41,620
He's at least been there once in one one.

1121
01:12:41,620 --> 01:12:46,240
So I went with Aaron Rodgers, number two, because I mean, that guy has a lot of talent.

1122
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:48,640
I don't know about some of the stuff he does.

1123
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:53,720
I forgot about him because he was out last year.

1124
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:56,080
I looked at all the rosters is what I did.

1125
01:12:56,080 --> 01:13:00,720
No, no, no, I could see where you put him there.

1126
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:04,320
I went with new up in Tramos.

1127
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:07,080
No, dude, yours are fine.

1128
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:10,880
I think yours are fine.

1129
01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:14,840
Number three is Matthew Stafford.

1130
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:15,840
And here's why.

1131
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:17,000
One, two and three.

1132
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,560
What do they all have in common?

1133
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:21,120
One, two and three.

1134
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:27,120
They won a Super Bowl and nobody else on their list has.

1135
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:30,680
So I and Matthew Stafford has a great arm.

1136
01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:33,400
He's a great leader and he can help the team win.

1137
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:40,000
He's not a guy like Mahomes, but with a supporting cast, he can win a Super Bowl and he did.

1138
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:43,320
So to me, those three, I could see him too.

1139
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:45,120
I could see him too.

1140
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:46,120
Yeah.

1141
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:51,080
So Matthew Stafford is my third because of that alone.

1142
01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:57,280
So my first three have won Super Bowls and then some of the ones that have been to a

1143
01:13:57,280 --> 01:14:01,320
Super Bowl but haven't won it are on my list too.

1144
01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:06,360
But you know, they I couldn't put them ahead of the three Super Bowl winners.

1145
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:10,960
Number four to me is Lamar Jackson.

1146
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:14,280
Lamar Jackson is no longer one dimensional.

1147
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:16,680
Lamar Jackson can throw.

1148
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:22,720
Lamar Jackson with a beefed up line and a beefed up receiving corps could possibly make

1149
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:25,840
the Super Bowl or possibly win it.

1150
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:27,320
He's a threat running.

1151
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:32,260
If he does not get hurt, it's going to be interesting to see how long his career lasts

1152
01:14:32,260 --> 01:14:35,440
getting maxed out while he's running so many times.

1153
01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:40,560
But maybe I should have put Jackson a little bit further down because, you know, there's

1154
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:43,880
a lot of deep arm people that are going to be on this list.

1155
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:49,280
But I said Lamar Jackson, number four, and I'm going to go ahead and stick to it.

1156
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:50,280
Number five.

1157
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:52,800
Well, just real quick.

1158
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:53,800
Yeah.

1159
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:58,480
The Duke of Salem will I'll be hearing from him over that one.

1160
01:14:58,480 --> 01:15:00,920
Oh, does he think so too?

1161
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:04,520
Oh, yeah, that's his team, Baltimore.

1162
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:05,520
Oh, OK.

1163
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:06,520
Kansas City, then Baltimore.

1164
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:07,520
OK.

1165
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:13,860
I'll be hearing from the Duke himself.

1166
01:15:13,860 --> 01:15:18,040
Number five is a tie between Josh Allen and Joe Burrow.

1167
01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:23,440
And OK, I probably should have just went with Josh Allen, but I went ahead and gave Joe

1168
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:25,360
Burrow the nod with him.

1169
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:26,720
And here's why.

1170
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:35,560
Joey Burrow plays so well against Kansas City, but he's highly inconsistent and I probably

1171
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:38,020
shouldn't even have him on to this list.

1172
01:15:38,020 --> 01:15:44,320
He cannot stay healthy and he has problems with lesser teams during the year and loses

1173
01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:46,600
to a lot of them.

1174
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:50,880
He could have been much further up in the pecking order several times if he wanted to

1175
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:54,320
just, I don't know, wet down his leg or whatever he does.

1176
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:57,280
Josh Allen is a big arm guy.

1177
01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,000
He has a great arm.

1178
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:07,080
But I also think that Josh Allen has a little bit of focus issues, maybe.

1179
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:12,040
But I think he could win a Super Bowl easily if Kansas City wasn't in the picture.

1180
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:15,960
I think he would have at least went once, if not twice.

1181
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:19,240
So I can't really bag Josh Allen that much.

1182
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:27,000
But there is something there, something there that is lacking because not just last year,

1183
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:30,720
but last year he just shit the bed.

1184
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:33,200
I mean, you know, he had such a good game.

1185
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:42,560
But then again, you know, he had Chris Holmes and Carl Loftus and I mean, McDuffie, all

1186
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:47,360
these guys coming after him and you had the mastermind, Spagnolo.

1187
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:51,360
So I mean, maybe, maybe they probably are just that good.

1188
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:56,260
But anyhow, Josh Allen, Joe Burrow tie for number five.

1189
01:16:56,260 --> 01:16:59,720
Number six, Dak Prescott.

1190
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:04,560
The reason Dak Prescott is later is because he cannot sniff a Super Bowl.

1191
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:06,300
And I don't know if he ever will.

1192
01:17:06,300 --> 01:17:08,600
But he's got a great arm and he can throw.

1193
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:11,240
Now he's a guy that shits the bed.

1194
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:12,720
He shits the bed bad.

1195
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:17,840
He is a guy that will play like fuck and then get to the playoffs.

1196
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:18,840
And where did he go?

1197
01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:21,320
Where's Dak?

1198
01:17:21,320 --> 01:17:25,720
So I probably should have put him at number six, but I'm going to go ahead because of

1199
01:17:25,720 --> 01:17:27,800
all the talent.

1200
01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:32,280
Number seven is another guy that just can't sack up and do it himself.

1201
01:17:32,280 --> 01:17:35,280
And that's Tua Tagovaiola.

1202
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:42,400
And all the talent in the whole world, rocket arm, accurate arm, but just can't get out

1203
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:45,000
there and convince his team to win.

1204
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:48,800
Just can't go, you know, focus, come on guys, let's get it done.

1205
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:50,880
You hear Mahomes famous speeches.

1206
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:53,080
Tua is not that guy.

1207
01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:55,000
You know, Mahomes is like, let's get it.

1208
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,000
Come on guys.

1209
01:17:56,000 --> 01:18:00,000
You could see Erwin around him energizing when the guy speaks.

1210
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:02,480
When you see Mahomes, people look at him.

1211
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,880
He commands stage presence.

1212
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:10,000
When you see Tua Tagovaiola, you look the other way half the time.

1213
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,440
He's like, oh, okay, there he is.

1214
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:12,440
Okay.

1215
01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:13,440
It's good quarterback.

1216
01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:15,640
But anyhow, I had mashed potatoes last night.

1217
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:19,000
You know, you know what I'm saying?

1218
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:22,480
He's not the Elvis of the NFL.

1219
01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:27,400
You know, Elvis had such stage presence that, you know, people can hardly take their eyes

1220
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:28,400
off of him.

1221
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:31,760
You know, Patrick Mahomes has that same thing.

1222
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:36,440
Tua Tagovaiola is the polar opposite to me.

1223
01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:38,520
Boring and not much of a leader.

1224
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:44,280
So and my number seven, and just because of lack of body of work is CJ Stroud.

1225
01:18:44,280 --> 01:18:48,160
And unlike you, Rob, I cannot wait to see what this guy does.

1226
01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:53,440
And furthermore, I can't wait to see Stroud and Mahomes battle it out year after year.

1227
01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:57,840
Yes, I think that's going to be a battle.

1228
01:18:57,840 --> 01:18:58,840
Yep.

1229
01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:04,760
And it so we shared some some of the same ones, but I like both our lists.

1230
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:06,160
I think they're well thought of.

1231
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:07,440
Yeah, I do too.

1232
01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:11,600
And I the the off the list, but could jump in the list.

1233
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:13,520
Sometime I have this too.

1234
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:18,360
And these are people that have the potential, but they just got to do it.

1235
01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:22,560
Justin Herbert, we're going to see what he does with Jim Harbaugh.

1236
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:24,440
His lack of wins and postseason.

1237
01:19:24,440 --> 01:19:28,200
I went ahead and brought him in because I've seen things.

1238
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:37,880
You could do, but I think he should be adding more help on the team and the coaching.

1239
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:39,680
I think he'd go someplace.

1240
01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:42,400
Well, we're about ready to find out with Jim Harbaugh there.

1241
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:44,000
So you might be very well.

1242
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:47,560
I mean, that might that might be the truth.

1243
01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:49,040
They made a hell of a hire with him.

1244
01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:51,520
He's a hell of a coach.

1245
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:57,320
And then the other one, Jordan Love, one more consistent productive year, and he will be

1246
01:19:57,320 --> 01:19:59,400
in the top seven for me.

1247
01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:05,300
So anyhow, that's my list.

1248
01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:07,640
So I love both our lists.

1249
01:20:07,640 --> 01:20:08,640
That was really good.

1250
01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:09,640
There you go.

1251
01:20:09,640 --> 01:20:10,640
All right.

1252
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:11,640
Ronnie, thank you again.

1253
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:16,640
He's provided more material for us than we did.

1254
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:21,800
Hey, that matters to our homework.

1255
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:23,360
This guy knows us.

1256
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:24,360
He knows us so well.

1257
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:27,320
He knows the questions that are going to make us go.

1258
01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:29,320
Oh, my gosh.

1259
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:31,840
So anyhow, you got anything?

1260
01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:34,000
Or do you want to get off here?

1261
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:38,720
You're the one that's got to go to work early in the morning.

1262
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:43,720
Actually, yeah, we were just on the NFL.

1263
01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:45,320
Let me pull one more.

1264
01:20:45,320 --> 01:20:46,320
Oh, OK.

1265
01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:47,960
Oh, I do have some NFL stories.

1266
01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:48,960
Go ahead.

1267
01:20:48,960 --> 01:20:53,120
Well, after you get done, I got a couple of stories.

1268
01:20:53,120 --> 01:21:06,120
Here, I'll just go in and tell mine while you're looking for it.

1269
01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:13,320
Brandon, Brandon, I look the San Francisco 49ers great receiver.

1270
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:14,840
He is demanding a trade.

1271
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:16,380
He will probably get it.

1272
01:21:16,380 --> 01:21:21,820
That's going to hurt the 49ers considerably.

1273
01:21:21,820 --> 01:21:22,820
Let's see.

1274
01:21:22,820 --> 01:21:24,760
There is another story to here.

1275
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:28,760
I'm trying to see if I even bothered to put it down.

1276
01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:32,480
Anyhow, I thought that was interesting.

1277
01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:37,920
I don't know what happened with the relationship over there, but I look is a big part.

1278
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:43,120
He is a very integral part of that system over there, and that is going to hurt Purdy

1279
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:45,080
and the whole team considerably.

1280
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:46,520
I hope not being there.

1281
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:48,760
So unless they find someone to replace him.

1282
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:53,120
All right, I got mine.

1283
01:21:53,120 --> 01:21:54,120
OK.

1284
01:21:54,120 --> 01:22:04,560
ESPN's commuter model, the football power index is updated for Super Bowl 59.

1285
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:05,560
OK.

1286
01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:13,360
The Kansas City Chiefs top San Francisco 49ers and Super Bowl 58 are earlier this year.

1287
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:24,600
Patrick Barnes, Travis Duffey, and Chiefs top Rock Purdy, Christian McCaffney, and the

1288
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:32,320
49ers in Las Vegas would take a slip on hand.

1289
01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:38,440
The ESPN commuter model thinks that we will see the San Francisco 49ers against the Kansas

1290
01:22:38,440 --> 01:22:43,640
City Chiefs again in Super Bowl 59.

1291
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:56,760
However, the computer model has chosen the 49ers to beat the Chiefs.

1292
01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:59,040
Oh, like they did last year?

1293
01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:00,040
Yeah.

1294
01:23:00,040 --> 01:23:03,040
Yeah, like they did last year.

1295
01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:06,760
Yeah, that's the same exact pick, isn't it?

1296
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:07,760
Yeah, yeah.

1297
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:11,800
But Rob, where is that trophy at this year anyway?

1298
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:12,800
Let's see.

1299
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:15,120
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1300
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:16,120
It's in Kansas City.

1301
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:18,160
Right up the road from you, isn't it?

1302
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:21,040
Yeah, one arrowhead drive is where that trophy is.

1303
01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:22,040
Yeah.

1304
01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:23,040
Yeah.

1305
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,520
Yeah, just a few miles from you there.

1306
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:25,520
Yeah, yeah.

1307
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:30,400
So I'm kind of glad they're not picking us myself.

1308
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:34,480
Happy history, Pete.

1309
01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:35,480
Yes.

1310
01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:41,080
And you know, stuff like that, Patrick Mahomes is so good at exploiting like Tom Brady was.

1311
01:23:41,080 --> 01:23:42,080
They don't believe us.

1312
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:43,720
They don't think we're real.

1313
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:45,120
They're saying we're going to lose.

1314
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:48,280
They're saying that these guys are going to kick our ass.

1315
01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:49,960
He's in there right now probably telling them that.

1316
01:23:49,960 --> 01:23:54,640
He's probably calling them up and going, yeah, ESPN says they're going to kick our ass and

1317
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:56,160
getting everybody going.

1318
01:23:56,160 --> 01:23:59,520
So that's just part of what he does.

1319
01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:00,720
And he does so well.

1320
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:01,720
So anyhow.

1321
01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:02,720
All right.

1322
01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:03,720
Hi, Opal.

1323
01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:04,720
Hi, Grandma.

1324
01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:05,720
Hi, Grandma.

1325
01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:06,720
Hi, Jimmy.

1326
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:07,720
Hi, Ricky.

1327
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:08,720
Dodge City, Kansas.

1328
01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:09,720
Love you guys.

1329
01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:10,720
Ra-Ra.

1330
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:11,720
Hi, Grandma.

1331
01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:12,720
Hi, Jimmy.

1332
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:13,720
Hi, Ricky.

1333
01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:18,960
Hope you like your new promo, by the way.

1334
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:19,960
I love it.

1335
01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:20,960
I do too.

1336
01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:25,080
Do you like the up and comers, the markets that are like coming up?

1337
01:24:25,080 --> 01:24:26,080
Oh, yeah.

1338
01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:27,080
Yeah.

1339
01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:28,080
Yeah, that was pretty cool.

1340
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:29,080
Oh, yeah.

1341
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:30,080
We got to include them, man.

1342
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:31,080
We got to include them.

1343
01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:32,080
Yeah, yeah.

1344
01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:33,080
And then I got...

1345
01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:34,080
They're slowly building.

1346
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:35,080
Yeah, they are.

1347
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:36,080
They're building, man.

1348
01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:38,120
Hey, maybe this will put us over on a couple of markets there.

1349
01:24:38,120 --> 01:24:41,520
Like I think Atlanta's coming along really quick.

1350
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:42,520
That's one of them.

1351
01:24:42,520 --> 01:24:45,640
Let me think of another market that just came out of nowhere.

1352
01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:47,720
Shit, I can't think.

1353
01:24:47,720 --> 01:24:48,720
Oh, go ahead.

1354
01:24:48,720 --> 01:24:49,720
What?

1355
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:50,720
What is it?

1356
01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:51,720
Papa, huh?

1357
01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:52,720
Huh?

1358
01:24:52,720 --> 01:24:53,720
Yeah.

1359
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:54,720
I keep forgetting where it's at.

1360
01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:56,800
But anyhow, those guys are all over us.

1361
01:24:56,800 --> 01:24:57,800
Thank you.

1362
01:24:57,800 --> 01:24:58,800
Oh, my God.

1363
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:02,200
And they just come out of nowhere and are like, what, on number four?

1364
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:03,200
Yeah.

1365
01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:04,680
All the hits we get from there.

1366
01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:07,120
I didn't know there was that many people in the town.

1367
01:25:07,120 --> 01:25:11,280
So anyhow, yeah, pretty crazy.

1368
01:25:11,280 --> 01:25:12,280
But I love it.

1369
01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:17,760
I love this RSS.com because we get to pinpoint who listens to us.

1370
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:23,960
And like I said before, I love the fact that I-80, I-70, and I-35 are covered with dots.

1371
01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:27,320
Pretty sure the trucker's got ahold of us.

1372
01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:30,760
Yeah, I think so.

1373
01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:31,760
Yep.

1374
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:33,600
That's awesome.

1375
01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:35,000
We got to get I-44 though.

1376
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,560
There are only a couple on there.

1377
01:25:36,560 --> 01:25:40,960
I'm kind of disappointed with I-44.

1378
01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:43,120
That's a big trucking road right there.

1379
01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:44,120
So we'll see.

1380
01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:45,120
Yeah, it is.

1381
01:25:45,120 --> 01:25:46,120
Yeah.

1382
01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:51,480
Yeah, we're going to have to do some research on marketing down there.

1383
01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:53,040
Yeah, we are.

1384
01:25:53,040 --> 01:25:54,040
Yep.

1385
01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:55,040
Yep.

1386
01:25:55,040 --> 01:25:57,480
And I might be able to help a little bit.

1387
01:25:57,480 --> 01:25:58,480
That'd be cool.

1388
01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:02,640
I've got some ideas about the marketing too that I've... It's not for air.

1389
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:08,520
I mean, there's so much... People would go to sleep just us talking about it.

1390
01:26:08,520 --> 01:26:10,640
So we'll talk about it privately.

1391
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:12,800
Anyway, thank you assholes for listening.

1392
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:13,800
Good night, assholes.

1393
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:14,800
Good night, airholes.

1394
01:26:14,800 --> 01:26:29,480
See you next time.