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Hey Rob, did it rain there all day? It kind of looked like it did according to radar. The old barrel or whatever the fuck his name is that hurricane came up?
Actually it started here about 6 o'clock last night and didn't quit until about 3 o'clock this afternoon.
Is there a lot of flooding around there?
Yeah, some of the creeks and streams are up.
I just wondered how bad it was.
Actually most of it was fairly light. I mean we get moderate rain every now and then. But most of it was light.
The bulk of it went down around Springfield and then went up by 44 Corridor.
Yeah, right normal.
We were talking on one podcast a little while back about patterns of weather and there are certain tracks that tornadoes take.
There are certain tracks that the train of thunderstorms take.
And that is one of them, the I-44 Corridor.
Anyhow, it's no different than any hurricane or whatever. Remnants of a hurricane or whatever.
It still did the same thing. It gets caught up in the winds and the winds take it up by 44.
Anyhow, everything is going alright around here.
Good. How's the new mower?
The new mower is doing really good.
I had to call Lowe's today because I did not see my refund on my card.
So I called my card and said, hey, is there a significant refund on there from Lowe's?
Nope, don't see one.
I called down there and I said, hey, whoever you are, get this done for me.
I said the next step is I'm coming down there and I'm not going to be very pleasant.
And the lady was really nice. I think it was the lady I talked to in the front, one of the managers there.
And I said, listen, I brought this mower back and she knew about it.
It looked used and all that stuff and the battery was dead and everything.
And I told her, I said, look, you guys already dropped the ball so many times.
I said, I demand my money back today.
And I said, if I call Chase, I better get the news that you guys started the process of getting me a refund.
I said, if you don't, you guys are going to pay me something for my money that you're keeping.
So anyhow, and I'm not bashing Lowe's. Most Lowe's are really good.
This one right here is one that keeps dropping the ball on me and pissing me off.
So anyhow, they issued the refund.
And then when all this is done, I'm going to go down there and have a talk with the new manager.
They got a new store manager and the lady told me that and she's very hopeful that he might be pretty good.
Well, I'm going to go down there and I'm going to tell him, you know what?
I was a great customer and here's what happened.
And I'm going to let him know. And if he doesn't do anything about it, then they'll never see me again in any Lowe's.
Let alone that one. So anyhow, I'm tired of bullshit.
You know, I'll go buy one from Ace Hardware before I buy one from there.
I'll pay 20% more just because they stand behind their product.
In my opinion, Lowe's, well, I did get a refund. I got to be honest about that.
I did get a refund, but it was all the bullshit I had to put up with.
You know, my lawn's growing, then they bring it down. It doesn't start.
Everything's rusted. It looks like there's a scratch on it.
All that is bullshit. That should have never happened.
You know, so anyhow, let's go ahead and but the whole thing is,
everything that I need done is getting done now.
You know, I got another mower. That thing, I'm finally going to get a refund on it and all that stuff.
So anyhow, sorry, I didn't mean to drone on it, but I guess they have these.
No, you got everything right.
They have these two punks identified down in your area, I guess.
No, there's actually three of them. They're working on it.
They're working on it. Good. Good. I hope they catch them.
So, hey, how are you? Yeah, we did not cover that on the internet.
We really don't want to. Oh, okay. Okay, sorry.
Yeah. Didn't mean to do that.
No, you're all right. You're all right. Okay.
A man in North Carolina. A little personal there. A little personal.
Oh, oh, I wasn't going to go into any of that.
I was just going to say that they have their pictures.
That's where I was going with that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pictures and actually the tops are all looking for them.
There are charges now. Good. Good.
Pieces of crap.
Okay. A man in North Carolina was killed after putting a mortar shell
on top of his red, white, and blue top hat.
Alan Ray McGrew of Summerville, South Carolina was killed from head injuries
caused by a mortar shell exploding on top of his hat.
Have you seen that, Rob?
No, I haven't.
They filmed it. The family was filming it because of the big hee-hee moment.
And everyone gets carried away.
I don't necessarily think that the dead guy was stupid or something.
You know what I mean? I think he was having fun, maybe a couple of pops.
And he's like, hey, watch this.
We've all been careless with fireworks.
Well, instead of it going in the air like it was supposed to,
my understanding is it blew up on his head.
So he put the shell on top of his top hat,
and the family claims he didn't realize he had it lit.
Um.
Ho, ho, ho.
So, worse yet, it was watched live and being recorded by his family.
Oh, that is a shame.
It is.
Damn it. There goes my Halloween costume idea.
Boom. Up in smoke.
No pun intended about the up in smoke.
No, no, no.
We would never do that.
Okay. Allegedly.
So, you're in a hurry, but you need to buy ammo?
You ever been like that, Rob, in a hurry, but you need some ammo?
Yeah.
Okay. Well, good thing now we have ammo vending machines.
That's right. Vending machines you can buy ammo from.
The machines are made by American Rounds and allow customers
over the age of 21 to purchase ammo.
How about that?
Yeah, we'll have it.
Well, it's just out. It just started, and they're only in certain areas right now,
but I imagine this...
Yeah, probably not down here.
Let me put it like this. You won't see it in camera.
Well, actually, I don't see that actually sticking around, honestly.
It may not. I can tell you now, I can tell you a lot of places
is not going to be as big urban areas.
That's where I was going to go. Big urban areas.
Out there where you're at, I think it would do well.
Yeah, it'd be alright. Yeah, I mean, I think they should still do effects on you, though.
Even flammo.
Yeah, yeah. I definitely see your point there, Rob, and I can't argue with it.
I get what you're saying.
I mean, I can pass any check, you know.
So I'm not worried myself. That's why I'm not...
I mean, I'm not comfortable with someone with a big, long record
having access to... especially if it is a violent crime record.
And I'm not talking about accusations or nothing like that.
I'm talking about people that have been convicted of stuff.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah, and there's got to be like, this guy did this, and he took this amount of time.
And then I think then we need to, you know, maybe quell that.
So, anyhow, I mean...
Yeah, it could implode. You're not supposed to have a gun anyway.
Exactly. Exactly.
So I would think that if someone is doing that, it's not going to be them doing that.
It's going to be a friend of theirs doing that.
See what I mean? Because when you give your ID...
Yeah, have a friend get the ammo. Yeah.
Yeah. So when you have a friend get it, and that may be one of the reasons
it's probably not going to be long lived.
It'll probably be a lawsuit or something like, yeah, this kid went over here to kill himself,
and he got his friend, who was 18, to buy some ammo to give to him
so he could blow his head off. I could see that going on right now.
I could see that happening.
So... Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, it's pretty easy to see stuff like that, you know.
I mean, hell, if they're going to sue Ozzie and Judas Priest over songs
about a kid committing suicide, think what they'll do to an ammo machine.
Yeah. So, anyhow.
You know, this is cool, but I'm still waiting for the razor wire vending machine.
Yeah, me too. Yeah.
Or how about a cattle prod vending machine?
Would that be cool?
Oh, okay. I think everybody needs to carry a cattle prod.
I do too.
And would that be great?
Especially in Walmart.
Someone's pissing you off really bad. You're like, hang on one second.
Are you going to be here a minute? Yeah, yeah, I'm going to be here a couple minutes.
You go fucking buy a cattle prod and go, oh, good.
And, anyhow.
Stand in the aisle talking to somebody, hey, move it out!
I just went through the fucking cattle prod vending machine.
These fucks better get out of my way.
Or how about a brass knuckle one?
That would be fun in a bar one. It would be like, yeah, motherfucker.
He just got me really good on...
No, it wouldn't. No, it wouldn't.
Everybody has some.
You're right. You want to be the only one in there that has one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, okay. You can't have them in bars. How's that?
No, maybe on the streets.
Yeah, yeah, that would be good. Someone's screwing with you.
You just go, okay, hang on.
They're not in the bar.
Yeah, okay. That's probably a pretty good idea, Rob.
You got to buy them beforehand and bring them into the bar.
Yes, yes.
They can't help that if you went through the vending machine and then came in.
That's just the way it is, right?
Right, right.
Sorry about your luck. Whatever.
So anyhow, how about a broken glass vending machine?
Wouldn't that be great? Someone pisses you off and you just throw a bunch of glass around them?
Yeah, that's where I was going to go with that.
Yeah, that would be nice.
Or you could sprinkle it all over their driveway or all over their lawn.
And their mower picks it up and shoots it everywhere.
In their gas tank.
Oh, that would be mean.
You make sugars bad for your engine.
We are getting pretty evil with this, Rob.
We're getting pretty evil with this.
Yeah, we better watch ourselves here.
So I talked about the Stone Steel Wheelchair Tour, sponsored by Hackney Diamonds, right?
I did that a couple of podcasts ago, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we did.
Okay, a lot of fans are questioning why the Stone's last tour stop will be in Ridgedale, Missouri.
Did you know that?
Actually, that was going to be one of my stories for tonight.
Okay, you can still do it? You can still do it because I'm just brushing around the edges, okay?
Okay, okay, well, I'll go ahead and...
You know what? I'm not...
...and that'll be my first one.
I'm going to leave that alone because you're going to say why they're there, right?
Yes, yes.
Okay, okay, I'm going to skip over...
There's a reason why.
Okay, alright.
I'll go ahead and go to my next one then.
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
New Oreo Alert Star Wars themed cookies.
My bad. That should have been on news. Nobody gives a shit about.
Probably, right?
Oh, no, you know what? There's a lot of nerds that would probably like that.
Yeah, you know what? I stand corrected.
Another Independence Day has come and gone and I'm still amazed at how people can't afford rent,
but can afford three tons of aerial bombs.
I have not figured that one out.
Yeah, they spent $800 on fireworks, but...
Yeah, yeah.
...they can't pay their rent or their electric bill or... yeah.
Yeah, yep. Yeah, I remember...
I don't like that forever. Awesome.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
So, anyhow, according to a poll in recent online Travel America, I think is what the name is,
Travel American Magazine or something like that, has a list of the rudest cities in America,
and I think this is a compilation, okay?
And I think like they just like... I'm not sure how they gathered the information.
I have an idea, but I'm not sure.
And I would say it's like, you know, doing exit polls, right?
People just went to Atlanta or something. They're like, well, how was your visit?
How were the people?
I think that's how they gathered this, but I'm not for sure.
So, number one of the rudest cities, and this surprised me, Rob, Phoenix.
Could this be... Yeah.
Could this be the crotch, the old farts that are there that just, you know,
that just don't feel well and hate you because of that?
That's the only thing I could figure out on that.
Number two I agree with, and I think number two could be number one.
Philadelphia.
You know, those mealy-mouthed Eagles fans?
Where are you now?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I know where you're at.
You're still looking for those two recent trophies that reside here at One Arrowhead Drive, aren't you?
You can go look at them there, but you can't look them at your stadium.
Isn't that right, bitch?
Okay, and anyhow.
And next, number three.
Oh, oh, oh, and then you just let your opponent's brother retire.
Yeah, he retired out of shame.
Yeah.
He was like, no, I'm never going to meet, I'm not going to beat little brother.
So I'm just going to go ahead and retire and be the biggest fan.
He's getting more known for ripping his shirt off and things.
Yeah, he didn't retire out of shame.
He loves the Eagles, as well he should.
They drafted him, and he's a great guy.
But the truth is, he's kind of like Travis.
He's having a bigger career on his own than he ever did being a football player.
Why should he destroy his body when he has so many other things he can do?
He's extremely popular, people love him, and as well they should.
And now I guess he lost some weight, so there's some sort of an argument over who's the better looking brother now.
Did you know that?
No, I did not know that.
Yeah, yeah, so I guess him slimmed down, he's a pretty dapper looking dude like his brother.
So, anyhow, so now there's a bunch of scuttlebutt online about who's the better looking one.
Me, I don't really give a shit.
I like them both, so anyhow.
Yeah, I do too.
Number three is Washington, D.C.
I've been there several times, and it seemed okay, but not overly friendly.
I didn't think they were like, oh let me think, like Los Angeles rude, or, I'm trying to think, I'm trying to think of a really real, oh Miami.
Miami's a really rude city.
When I was down there a long time ago with a former girl that I seen off and on, I was on a bus, and we were going to South Beach.
And I had a really good tangoing, okay, so a lady came up to me and started yelling at me.
And then my chick friend, she thinks you're Spanish descent, and she's yelling at you because you won't speak their language.
No kidding.
I got berated.
What?
I got berated for being Latin, you know, Latin American, and I'm not, so anyhow.
I got people that tell me I look Mexican.
Look, I mean, it's so broad strokes.
I was born in Kansas City.
I'm far from Mexican.
I know a guy that is, he came from Scotland.
He looks more Mexican than most of the Mexicans I know.
But he's not.
He has that Scottish accent and everything.
It's like what?
So anyhow.
But no, I got berated by this chick.
I don't know if she's Cuban.
I don't know if she's Puerto Rican or whatever.
But she was yelling at me on a bus thinking I was denying their culture when I'm not of Spanish descent.
So anyhow.
So Miami is rude.
So Washington is, geez, I get sidetracked so many fucking times.
Okay, I need to stop my mind sometimes, you know.
Okay, Washington, D.C. didn't seem overly rude.
But they weren't overly friendly.
But I don't know, you know.
I was visiting there.
We were doing a job, you know.
So I may not have been in the areas or whatever.
Anyhow.
So number four, Los Angeles.
And I was surprised that they could pull them away from their mirror long enough to be rude.
But probably true.
Number five is Las Vegas.
And yeah, drunk pukes everywhere.
I see Las Vegas could be even, you know, further up the line because every time I was there, which is once, believe it or not, everybody was drunk.
So anyhow.
Number six, New York City.
I've been there multiple times.
And I always thought they were pretty nice, except for the beggars.
They have these beggars on Times Square that are aspiring rap stars, supposedly.
And they're like, hey, I'm trying to get a record deal.
And they have these CDs that they're trying to give you for money.
And I was wearing a Royals jersey and someone came up to me and said, hey, he goes, look, he said, you know, you can like whoever you want.
And I said, I'm from Kansas City.
I'm here visiting.
And he goes, that's fine.
He said, what I'm telling you is they're going to see that jersey.
They're going to know you're out of town and they're going to harass the shit out of you.
And he was right.
So anyhow, they may be talking about that.
But I, you know, who knows?
Number seven is Salt Lake City.
Well, I mean, no wonder they're crabby.
Those guys all have five wives.
They didn't have time to talk.
Yeah.
I don't have time, man.
Three of my wives need me at home and the other two need me to go shopping with them.
So I'm not talking to you.
So I'm going to go hide out in the barn.
Yeah.
How's it going?
I was trying to go to the next one and you made me.
I would do.
You got five wives.
Three of you want to go up in the house and those two want you to go to the barn.
I'm going to go down the river, go fishing.
I'll do so.
I'm getting away.
I would have the basement.
One of them.
Five.
I would have the basement.
It's like, oh, man, I got some blacksmith work to do.
I'll be back in 10 hours.
Number eight, Miami.
And I told you about them already.
You know, they don't have time for anybody because unless you're a plastic surgeon.
Number eight was Miami.
Number nine is Jersey City.
They said they really sound obnoxious from there.
I mean, it's just their accent.
So I can get someone thinking, you know, that they're rude.
Just by the way, they sound number 10 is Memphis.
I thought they were very friendly, at least near Bill Street.
They were because I have not been anywhere else except maybe five blocks each way of Bill Street in Memphis.
I've not been anywhere else in that whole city.
So right there.
Number nine is pretty rowdy, right?
Just that area.
Yeah.
I mean, it's like any place that, you know, like it isn't quite Bourbon Street.
But I mean, yeah, I could see the wrong element being there because you have people from all over the world there visiting.
So, yeah.
So anyhow, I have more, but I'll save it for tomorrow because once again, this podcast is getting away from us and you have a story that I want to hear.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm going to pick up when you were talking about the Rolling Stones being in Rinsedale, Missouri.
The steel wheelchair.
I have a whole story.
Yeah, I have a whole story here.
Cool.
On how this concert come about.
When the Rolling Stones close out the North American Hat New Diamonds Tour on July 21st,
their concert venue will be a bar cry from the bustling city they have visited on the road.
Rockers will perform in Rinsedale, Missouri with a population of less than a thousand.
Isn't that something?
Yeah, yeah, the town has a population less than a thousand.
Yeah, I've been through there several times.
Go ahead.
Taking to the stage of the pitch rest Thunder Ridge Nature Arena in the middle of the Los Alamos.
Set amid 1,200 acres of land and overlooking Table Rock Lake,
the 20,000-seat amphitheater opened in May and hosted American Country Music stars Morgan Wallen and Chris Stapleton.
It was built by fishing and hunting gear supplier Bass Pro Shops founder and chief executive Johnny Morris.
He has so much stuff in Missouri like Dogwood Canyon.
I mean the guy really does a lot for conservation.
Anyhow, go ahead.
Okay, landing the Stones is a huge gift for any venue.
For Morris, it all comes down to his love of fishing.
20 years ago he met musician Chuck Lavelle who has been performing with the Stones since 1982.
The pair went fishing and Morris helped Lavelle net an enormous fish.
He said, Johnny, this is the happiest day of my life.
If I can ever do anything for you, you let me know.
I love that.
This man 76 called in that paper years later.
I said, can you get the Rolling Stones to come to Ridgedale, Missouri? And he goes, where? What?
All that stand by is just through fishing and a friendship.
What a great story.
They had problems during the Gulf Rift one.
Really?
Mainly with parking and stuff. But they really went to work on that.
I have not heard any complaints other than that.
You have people coming from everywhere for Garth Brooks.
Garth Brooks, believe it or not, is bigger than the Stones.
He sold out Arrowhead four in a row and he could have sold another one.
So I don't think the Stones could do that, honestly.
No, but it's cool that they're going to do this.
It is really cool. I have a lot more respect for him now.
Not only do I have respect for him, but I cannot believe that Mick Jagger can run across stage like an 18-year-old.
He does it routinely.
You have Vince Neil over there sucking air, being a bloated tick looking fuck.
He can barely sing and barely go across the stage.
All this in my opinion.
You have this guy that is 82, I believe.
It's just...
Yeah.
And then you have Keith Richards staying there all mummified.
Yeah, but he is still...
Look at all the people he outwit.
All the men on the planet.
Yeah, I just find it amazing that they were able to keep in good enough shape after probably doing a lot of stuff they shouldn't.
All the alleged drug abuse or maybe they confirmed it, I'm not for sure.
All of that and they are still doing good.
So anyhow, I find it amazing.
Do you have any more on that?
No, that's all that went in.
It was pretty cool.
Johnny Morris and Lavelle went fishing and here it is years later, hey.
He said, you can't have me to give you a call.
You see, I love that. That is fantastic.
So now we got the stones and the Ozarks.
Yeah, I mean who would have known, cocaine being replaced with minnow worms.
July 21st, anybody that can afford to go.
I think the tickets are already gone. You are going to have to go through a secondary market.
Where are we?
I think they are. I thought I saw something online saying that they are already gone.
Because I was monitoring that because I was entertaining going. I love the area.
I just ran across that yesterday.
Yeah, I mean it wasn't on their schedule.
No.
They did it for Johnny Morris. God love Johnny Morris.
He is awesome.
Also, he owns places like Dogwood Canyon.
If you are interested enough, look it up.
It is a fantastic nature reserve in extreme southwestern Missouri.
It is beautiful. It is just right there.
You could almost spit in Arkansas from there.
It is some of the prettiest land you have ever seen.
Huge hills, small mountains if you will.
Crystal clear streams. It is pretty cool.
He does a lot of that. He is really into preserving nature.
Like I said before, cocaine being replaced with minnow worms and chicken liver.
There we go.
If they go on the lake, tell me people won't spot them and follow them around.
Oh my God. People were going to be down there that weekend just watching since this story came out.
Yeah, I want to see Mick Jagger jump in and do a couple of laps in Table Rock Lake.
Wouldn't that be cool?
Stop me up!
Hell yeah.
I want to see him jump off the Kiberling City Bridge.
Yeah. Yep. But be careful.
If he didn't jump off the Kiberling City Bridge, that would be awesome.
Be careful when you are in Kiberling City. They are extremely tornado prone.
Yeah.
The place that my friend used to have a timeshare there,
and that I went there quite a bit because he didn't want to go,
and I just pay him for the year and I go down there.
But the hotel end of it, not the resort end of it, was destroyed by a tornado.
Yeah. If that would have been...
This was leap year. It was February 29th.
Their first bass tournament was starting the following week.
The place was empty because people don't go to that hotel unless they are bass fishing.
And the lady that used to run it, she said that had been one week later when they were at capacity,
she said you would have been talking about multiple deaths.
Because it hit in the middle of the night.
I believe it. I used to live down around there.
I've seen a lot of storms go through there.
That's the one that skipped over the hills and went to Branson and did a lot of damage there too.
That was quite a few years ago.
Yeah.
Back in 2003?
No. I think it was 2003. They got south of Branson, in between Branson and Springfield got hit real hard.
It was 2003.
Me and my step kids sat in a parking lot at gas stations, watched the ones, four pups.
Wow.
Yeah, we were outside of Reed Springs.
Wow.
What was that, 165?
165 and 13 is Reed Springs.
Yeah, that runs down.
Yeah, 13 runs down.
Yeah, you drive right by Spanx.
Yeah, Spanx.
The worst strip club ever. The only strip club that made me turn around and walk out.
Sicilian Scars botched boob jobs and a peg leg. That's enough for me. Enough for me.
I first moved there and they found out I was a married man. They had kids.
They said, promise us you will never walk in there.
I guess. Then I started looking at other people. I started hearing some of the horror stories. I said, nope, I ain't going in there.
Is it still there or do you know?
I don't have a clue. I ain't been down there since probably 2007, 2008.
I've had people call bullshit on me and I told them, I said, go down there. I'm not kidding.
I will vote.
I mean, I guess that's the only pool they have to, you know, deficient, I guess, you know.
Okay, maybe me and a guy did go in there one day.
You were sorry too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me and a guy did go in there one day. Oh my God, yeah, it was not pretty at all.
If we didn't discover how bad it was by accident, I can guarantee you I would have went down there just because of morbid curiosity.
I would have to see this, but they didn't allow pictures in it. So there's no way I could get pictures.
So there's no proof of it.
The sad thing is, is this one chick, it looked like, I mean, I'm not for sure if she had a tracheal or not,
but she kind of had a weird voice and is, you know, it's kind of dark. They had to hide their faces a little bit.
She kept bothering me for a lap dance.
And I told her, I said, I told her, I said, I don't like doing lap dances. It embarrasses me.
And she's like, why? And I go, yeah, I go, I have micropenis. I have micropenis syndrome.
I said, I can't have lap dances. It's too embarrassing.
She looks at me and looks at me again and looks at me again.
Then she gets up and walks off.
I don't know if she believed it or not, man, but I came up with that right on the spot.
So she'd leave me alone. And then I didn't have any of the other dancers come and fucking with me.
She's probably like, see that guy right there? That guy right there has micropenis syndrome
and he doesn't want to lap dance because it's embarrassing. OK, stay away from don't even go there and give him drinks.
Fuck him.
Meanwhile, my my friend there was pestered because he didn't want to come up with something to make him leave.
So we didn't stay there that long, but we were killing some time because that resort I saw in Kimberley City,
we're waiting for it to open up because they had to clean it and everything, you know, kind of like a hotel.
So we called down there and go, hey, we're going to be there.
And they sometimes they have the key and a slot and you knew the combination, right?
Well, they still had people cleaning it and the people from the daytime were still there in the office.
And they said it's going to be about an hour and a half. So we had nothing to do.
So anyhow, so we stayed there for a little while. Then finally, we just ended up going at McDonald's off at 13 and just going there.
Like, you know what? We're just going to go get a drink or something and sit there and wait for the place to open up.
So anyhow, that sounds like you should have done that.
But it was awful funny. It was awfully funny making that shit up.
I mean, those farm guys in there. Oh, my gosh.
I mean, I know why they were in there. So anyhow, yeah.
Yeah. So anyhow, I'm going to go ahead and go to the next story.
I just heard a few days ago a commercial with a bank CFO in it.
He was telling the public about banking scams.
The most common scam is thieves, thieves call numbers and they find they found the person's name to tell them that their password has been compromised and then has him set up a new password with them.
So in that something, they find out their name like, let's say, Joe Blow and usually elderly.
Hey, Joe Blow. Yeah, this is Mercantile Bank. I don't think there's any of them around anymore.
But yeah, what's up? Your bank? Yeah. Your password's been compromised.
You know, the ones we set you up with on the Internet. And if they did or not, they still think they did.
You know, they're old. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I remember that. Well, it's been compromised.
We're going to have to get you another password. Oh, OK.
And then they you know, then they have access to their bank account.
So after the scammers have complete access to your accounts, then, you know, they drain it.
So a day after I heard that commercial, OK, it's a little public service announcement deal.
I had one call me earlier earlier in the day because I was getting ready to go to work and I'm like, huh, OK, this is interesting.
And anyhow, so I heard it and and I started talking.
Right. And I started getting the guy going in my going in the direction because I had to leave for work.
I had limited time. So I was listening to the assholes, you know, with this bill.
And when it came time for a new password, I had him put in eat my dick with dashes.
And he didn't catch it until he read the numbers back at me.
And it was funny. He goes, he ate dash and why dash.
Do you see K dash? Yeah, that's it.
And then you hear the phone kind of like click a little bit.
And anyhow, he hung up on me. But after he called me a butt face.
Really? Yes. He goes, you are a butt face.
He called me a butt face.
I wish he would have stayed a little bit longer. I was going to go, oh, no, no, no, no. Come on.
Come on. Yeah. Don't destroy me with words.
I'm a human being. Stop.
It was funny because you could kind of hear him like that.
Eat my dick. Hey, hey.
So anyhow, that was fun. I don't think they'll be calling me back.
So anyhow, hey, if they call you, you never know who you're going to jack with when you jack with them.
Just like the people from Jamaica. I don't want to jack with them.
Like the people from Jamaica that was trying to scam money out of me.
They told me I forgot what they said. Now, me and a friend of mine was coming back from
Denver on a job and they called me and my phone said Jamaica.
And they're like, oh, and they could barely speak English.
They said, oh, you're social security, some shit trying to get me to give them a bank account number.
Right. And and I go, how come the phone says Jamaica?
And he goes, your phone lied. And I go, oh, OK. I didn't know my phone could lie.
Wow. Thanks for the heads up. And then I just kept being a smart ass.
Everything he said, I'm like, oh, wow. Really? Oh, my. Oh, wow. Really? Oh, my.
And just doing that. Right. And just kept doing it. Kept doing it.
And finally, he started bitching at me, called me all kinds of names.
And I told him, I said, you know what I'm doing right now?
I'm burning a hundred dollar bill and I'm wiping my ass with 20s.
I said, well, you're over there eating twigs. I'm fucking throwing money away.
I throw food away every day and laugh at you. And oh, he got so mad.
They started calling me all these fucking names and everything.
And look, man, it's not it's not funny people starving.
But when they're fucking with you and trying to steal your money, you know,
I'm just getting the point across. Fuck you.
I mean, I double barreled them and then a couple of toes, too. And then.
I mean, yeah, there's other ways of getting help. Yeah.
You don't have to scam people. Yes. So people like us were called for our money.
Yeah. I just got done doing fucking 14 hour days, you know,
and I don't want to hear this asshole trying to rip me off, you know,
putting in glass, not not easy up and down stairs.
So anyhow, he hung up on me and then he called me back and he called me a hick.
Or was it a redneck? He either called me a hick or a redneck.
And I'm like, oh, my God, you got me.
Either way, I would have said thank you.
I went, oh, my God, you got me. He clicked. I don't think he heard it.
So anyhow, it was fun. If they call me again, I will do it again.
But I don't know if those people are going to call me again.
So anyhow, Rob, do you have something we can go to? Yeah, I do.
Just some new people.
Oh, speaking of that, did you get my text? Go ahead.
Ronnie and Tulsa gave us two really good questions. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Am I? Yeah, I'm done. I'm ready. You're done? So am I.
Go with yours, then we'll take a break and we'll come back with the questions.
That sound good? Sounds good.
But anyway, Pat Benatar has not put out a studio album since Go in 2003.
In a recent Billboard interview, the loudest singer revealed that the delay hasn't been because of lack of new original material.
We have about 125 songs around. Wow.
They seem to be recorded, Benatar and their great life.
If you can get my husband in the studio to do it, I guess.
Her husband's her guitarist.
Pat Benatar's husband, of course, is Neil Geraldo, who has been a lead guitarist at Bank Samara writing collaborative for most of her career.
Yeah, so there she says, if you can get my husband in the studio, let's do it.
I'm surprised they're still married.
I mean, honestly, they've been married a long, long time.
Oh, my God. Yeah, but I don't know. I believe it and I'm happy for them.
No, I am too. I'm very happy for them.
And I find it amazing in that type of culture that they were able to stay married and still be happy.
Because that type of culture is not...
Yeah, living on the road and the rock and the hide of it.
Waging kids, yeah, that would have been rough. But hey, they stuck on the right path.
Yeah, they did. They did. They didn't fall for the, hey, you're a rock star stuff. So anyhow, that's cool.
But Geraldo told Billboard that a new album was a possibility if the time feels right.
That would be cool.
So yeah, I mean, Pat said they've got like 125 songs sitting there.
Wow. And it's because her husband doesn't get in the recording studio.
He's all in his feet. Yeah. That's typical marriage.
Yes. Yep. It's like painting the house to him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I'll get to it.
I'll burn that garage. Yeah, I'll get to it.
Yeah, I'm on it. Trust me. And then you're sitting there eating popcorn watching reruns of Stripes.
But there's a chance that they could come out with a new album.
I would love that. I've always loved Benatar.
Even a weird 80s shit.
They have plenty of material.
Yeah. I like the harder stuff in the 70s better.
The stuff in the 80s like Love is a Battlefield and all that. It's OK. But I really love that.
I love that guitar of Geraldo with her voice. It was perfect.
What was the album? One that hit me with your best shot.
Shit. What is it? Hang on. Let me see if I can find it. Keep talking. I'm looking.
Yeah, I'm trying to talk, but I'm trying to remember the song.
The one about child abuse.
Oh, Hell is for Children. Isn't that it? Hell is for Children. That's a great song.
Come on, dude. That's some music, man.
Yeah. Wow. OK, cool. Very cool.
I hope they come out with a new album. It will be excellent.
Or I think it will be excellent.
I don't think it would be like Hell is for Children, but you know.
Heartbreaker is probably my favorite song and that was her first hit. It was early on.
That's a very good one, too.
Love is a Battlefield is OK, but I like the Hell is for Children and stuff like that.
Yeah, that's good. Let's get a break.
OK, we're going to be right back with Ronnie from Tulsa's List, who is becoming.
I hope he calls in because I think he would be excellent on this show.
So anyhow, we'll be right back.
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Two douchebags and a microphone.
I'm Mark.
Rob, are you on mute?
Did it hang up?
Rob?
Rob, you around?
Rob Radd?
Alright, we have located Rob.
Hi, Rob.
Yes, Rob is here.
Alright, so, Ronnie...
I'll put those down for call, so he won't just put it that way.
And also, I would like everyone to know,
don't go into a grocery store when you're in a hurry.
I ended up buying three pounds of pork belly instead of three pounds of bacon.
I don't know what the fuck to do with pork belly.
I know what to do with bacon.
I'm going to be looking up some stuff online, so...
Google.
Yeah, I'm going to Google it.
Okay, the first...
I don't know, man.
I've read some recipes.
I'm going to smoke it after I marinate it.
It's a lot of fat, I know.
Get as much of that grease out of there as you can.
Yeah, that's why I'm going to smoke it.
But then you lose your flavor.
I wonder if it's like a brisket, that if you put the fat end up
and let the juices run through it, it remains juicy after you smoke it.
I'll figure it out.
I don't know.
Why don't you let all of us know?
Okay, I think I've already got an idea.
I'll put a brisket above it and let the brisket juice drop on the pork belly.
Ooh.
That's what you do.
Ooh.
BBQ 101.
That's what that is.
Okay, the featured email of the week is from Ronnie in Tulsa.
And he wants to be called Ronnie, not Ron, Ronnie in Tulsa.
His first one is,
what Black Sabbath album is the most underrated?
You got one?
I do.
Yes, I do.
Okay.
I think I'm going to have to go with Master of Reality, 1971.
That was a good album, and it didn't really hit that well.
Do you have any certain...
Exactly.
Well, the reason why I went with that one is because you had
Sugar in the Grave into the void.
Yeah, I love that song.
It opened up with Sweet Leap.
Well, Rob, that's a very...
Yeah.
There were some very good songs on it.
Yeah, they got recognition, but not near what it should.
No, no, no, no.
Those songs there are some of the best ones they ever recorded with Ozzy.
I agree.
Well, what they did was they kind of toned it down for that album.
Yeah, I don't think it was...
It was what, the third album?
I believe so, third or fourth.
I think it's the third because fourth was volume four.
Yeah, it was their third album.
Yeah, they toned it down a little bit, and people weren't ready for that.
They wanted their first two.
Actually, that's one of my favorite albums with Ozzy in it, too.
That and Never Say Die.
Those albums were great.
Yeah.
That's cool, man.
I mean, and none of those songs are overplayed, none of them are.
I mean, they're great songs, and you don't hear them on radio lists.
Even satellite radio, you don't hear them that much.
That's not much at all.
The one I hear the most is Sweet Wolf.
You have to be a saboteur lover, though.
No.
Rob, I'm really impressed with that pick.
That was a fantastic pick.
Me?
I went over their whole body of work.
So let's go over this here real quick.
First one was Ozzy.
Second one was Ronnie James Dio.
Third one, I'm talking lead singers, was Ian Gillan.
Fourth one was Glenn Hughes.
Fifth one was Ray Gillan, no relation to Ian Gillan.
Ian, yeah.
Sixth was Tony Martin, who did a lot of great albums with him, too.
So the one I picked is Born Again.
And the reason I picked that is because that song got nothing, nothing.
And man, they're disturbing the priest, digital bitch.
There's so many songs on there that are just epic.
And Ian Gillan's voice was the best I've ever heard it.
Those maniacal screams on it, the melodies, and his voice with Tony Iommi.
You're used to hearing it with Richie Blackmore in the organ.
But his voice with Tony Iommi's chords is just magical.
And it's too bad they couldn't make it work out.
They did do some songs later on for children of Armenian.
There's like a music school they're supporting.
And they did a couple of songs a few years back.
But they butted a lot of heads.
And Ian Gillan and the rest of the Sabs didn't really get along that well.
But the album was good.
And I guess there was like no communication.
I read all this in Tony Iommi's book, Iron Man, to where they would record at night.
And he would do his parts during the day.
And he didn't feel like he was invited to record with him.
So anyhow, yeah.
And then Gieser Butler blew up his boat.
Not kidding you. It's in the book.
He was so mad at him.
Anyhow, it all came unglued.
But now they're all friends again.
Anyhow.
Well, I thought your boat.
How the hell am I going to be friends with you?
You know there was no cheap boat.
Yeah, well Ian Gillan probably has 30 of them.
That's why.
Yeah, he probably bought a brand new one.
Yeah, Gieser Butler probably gave him one.
Hey, here's my boat.
Sorry about that.
Got a little angry.
So anyhow.
Okay.
List.
That was a very good pick.
Yeah, I like yours too.
I really do.
Both of them.
I think we put a lot of thought into this one.
I did.
I thought about it all day.
I gave you the one last night.
Yeah, yeah.
By the way, take you from the heads up so I can get this done.
Because our next one has seven in it.
Yes.
So.
I got my number one and I wouldn't know about any of this.
You know.
So I sat down and thought about it.
Exactly.
As soon as I got the message from Ronnie, I was like, oh, I've got to shoot this to Rob.
And give you the same amount of time I did.
Thank you, Ronnie.
You're challenging us once again.
Oh, I know.
Did he add you?
I love it.
Did he add you yet?
No, I have not.
Ronnie, go to Robert Radford on Facebook.
That's my personal account.
OK.
He said something about your settings.
He couldn't really find it.
An ad friend or something like that?
I don't know.
I'm open to the public on my personal account.
He must have went to the wrong one.
I'll talk to him.
Well, he went to my son's, too.
Oh, didn't even know about that.
Well, I'll talk to him tonight.
I'll tell him to look for another Rob Radford.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, hey, can you screen shoot my profile picture?
Yeah, I can.
I'll do that.
That's a good idea.
Do that.
OK.
Yeah, because I got the two new guys on the microphone saying about my personal little
guy.
OK.
I'll do that.
That's a good idea.
Yeah.
OK.
Do you want to go first or me?
Doesn't matter.
I'll go ahead.
OK.
Go ahead, Rob.
Well, the next one is our top seven quarterbacks in the NFL.
Thank you, Ronnie.
That's what Ronnie says.
Well, of course Patrick Malone.
Yeah.
Who else are you going to go with?
Especially after the two boys from Kansas City.
Yeah.
I mean, in full disclosure, if Tom Brady was still there, I would have to go with him.
So it isn't biased because we're Kansas City fans.
I feel that I was fair about it and you were fair about it because he is the best quarterback
in the league now.
So anyhow, go ahead.
OK.
Next.
I'm thinking CJ Straub from Houston.
He's on my list and I love that pick.
I can't wait to see what that boy does.
Man, you are not kidding.
And my next few, my son, like really?
You know that we're going to Houston this year to play them.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
I cannot wait.
I'm going to have to be sick that day or something because I think it's during the day.
Anyhow, go ahead.
What now?
But my next, my next few, they're on my list, but I think with some help team wise and a
couple of them coaching wise, I think they'd be awesome.
You know?
OK.
I'll start off with Deshaun Watson, now with the Browns.
His career at LSU, I believe, when he won the national championship, that game that he played
was insane.
The stuff that he did, he did some of it in his first year with the Browns and then the
second year, I believe he got injured.
And then after that he got into a fight with the ownership and then just miraculously all
the massage stuff was discovered shortly after that and he'd been in limbo ever since.
Right, right.
So, or not with the Browns, Houston.
He's with the Browns now.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, he's with the Browns now.
OK, next.
And my son had a problem with this one.
OK.
Jalen Hurts.
I can see that.
I think he's kind of one dimensional myself.
But you know.
He's got a job that with the help he's had, he hasn't quite been able to beat the Chiefs.
And that game.
I think with just a little bit more, he did it.
That game was so close.
You're right.
That's it.
I can't argue with that.
I think with just one more tool is all it would take.
I think if they had one really one more really good receiver, they could have done it.
More of a deep threat.
And that's the other thing is, is I don't think his deep ball, he might have gotten
better, but his deep ball was OK.
I think he needs to sharpen that up.
He has the arm.
But anyhow, I can agree with that, Rob.
I have no problems with that.
So go ahead.
Yeah, yeah.
OK, my next one.
Josh Allen.
Yeah, absolutely.
I think with a little more help and maybe a little more help, but not so much his coaching,
but everybody else's coaching.
If there wasn't number 15 in the league, he might have went to the Super Bowl two times.
I think so.
Yeah, he's that good.
He's really, really good.
So I get it.
OK, my number six, Justin Herbert.
That's a good pick.
The guy's got a laser on.
A little more help.
Well, he has Jim Harbaugh now.
He has Jim Harbaugh.
So you're not going to see the Herbert that shits his pants at the end of a game.
Right, right, right.
Well, he needed more help on the field, too.
No, that's what I'm talking about.
He needed more help.
Yeah.
He couldn't do it all.
Mahomes is different.
So is Brady.
They could take the game on their back and do it themselves.
And basically, Mahomes will he willed the last two Super Bowls to wins.
OK, you don't have that every day.
Justin Herbert's not that guy, but he can be really, really good with the right supporting
cast.
He could even maybe even win a Super Bowl with the right supporting cast.
So I hear you.
Right, right, right.
And number seven, which my son really questioned here.
OK.
No, it's not little Joey Burrow.
I don't think he's that good either to me.
Anyhow, go ahead.
My number seven pick is Tyler Murray from the Cardinals.
Really?
I think with a little more coaching.
Yeah, he yeah.
Like my son pointed out, he had some help last year, you know, but I think a little
more coaching and maybe just add to one more person.
You think he could do it?
You think him and you think him and Hollywood Brown just didn't jive very well.
You know, they didn't gel very well.
Was that the deal?
Well, Hollywood Brown, he's a.
It's all about attitude.
He's been in a little longer.
Yeah.
And when Mahomes supposedly just come in and Tyler's a quarterback.
He's Tyler's more of a laid back person anyway.
Yeah, he is.
And Mahomes gets a fire in Hollywood Brown.
They're thinking he might be a twelve, thirteen hundred yard receiver the way he's looking.
I can't wait.
So that's Bob.
Very thoughtful, very good picks.
I'm sure Ron is going to be thrilled.
Oh, by the way, Ron, he's going to send his picks to us after we pick tonight in this.
And of course, we're going to after this is posted and he hears it, he's going to send
us his picks.
So yeah.
And I think he's going to call in one day.
I think he is.
And I figured out three way call in, I think.
So I told him, I said, if you call in, I hang up on you.
Forgive me.
Yeah.
OK.
My number one, of course, is number 15, the magic man, the guy that gets it done.
One of the best, if not the best quarterback ever.
I mean, I can't say that until he wins as many as Brady or close to.
But definitely in the makings.
Best quarterback ever.
Patrick Mahomes.
Number two is Aaron Rodgers.
Despite all the bullshit, Aaron Rodgers arm, his arm is comparable to Mahomes.
I've seen that guy run in full speed, throwing across his body and being deadly accurate.
And plus, he won a Super Bowl and been there two times.
I think he'd been there two times.
He's at least been there once in one one.
So I went with Aaron Rodgers, number two, because I mean, that guy has a lot of talent.
I don't know about some of the stuff he does.
I forgot about him because he was out last year.
I looked at all the rosters is what I did.
No, no, no, I could see where you put him there.
I went with new up in Tramos.
No, dude, yours are fine.
I think yours are fine.
Number three is Matthew Stafford.
And here's why.
One, two and three.
What do they all have in common?
One, two and three.
They won a Super Bowl and nobody else on their list has.
So I and Matthew Stafford has a great arm.
He's a great leader and he can help the team win.
He's not a guy like Mahomes, but with a supporting cast, he can win a Super Bowl and he did.
So to me, those three, I could see him too.
I could see him too.
Yeah.
So Matthew Stafford is my third because of that alone.
So my first three have won Super Bowls and then some of the ones that have been to a
Super Bowl but haven't won it are on my list too.
But you know, they I couldn't put them ahead of the three Super Bowl winners.
Number four to me is Lamar Jackson.
Lamar Jackson is no longer one dimensional.
Lamar Jackson can throw.
Lamar Jackson with a beefed up line and a beefed up receiving corps could possibly make
the Super Bowl or possibly win it.
He's a threat running.
If he does not get hurt, it's going to be interesting to see how long his career lasts
getting maxed out while he's running so many times.
But maybe I should have put Jackson a little bit further down because, you know, there's
a lot of deep arm people that are going to be on this list.
But I said Lamar Jackson, number four, and I'm going to go ahead and stick to it.
Number five.
Well, just real quick.
Yeah.
The Duke of Salem will I'll be hearing from him over that one.
Oh, does he think so too?
Oh, yeah, that's his team, Baltimore.
Oh, OK.
Kansas City, then Baltimore.
OK.
I'll be hearing from the Duke himself.
Number five is a tie between Josh Allen and Joe Burrow.
And OK, I probably should have just went with Josh Allen, but I went ahead and gave Joe
Burrow the nod with him.
And here's why.
Joey Burrow plays so well against Kansas City, but he's highly inconsistent and I probably
shouldn't even have him on to this list.
He cannot stay healthy and he has problems with lesser teams during the year and loses
to a lot of them.
He could have been much further up in the pecking order several times if he wanted to
just, I don't know, wet down his leg or whatever he does.
Josh Allen is a big arm guy.
He has a great arm.
But I also think that Josh Allen has a little bit of focus issues, maybe.
But I think he could win a Super Bowl easily if Kansas City wasn't in the picture.
I think he would have at least went once, if not twice.
So I can't really bag Josh Allen that much.
But there is something there, something there that is lacking because not just last year,
but last year he just shit the bed.
I mean, you know, he had such a good game.
But then again, you know, he had Chris Holmes and Carl Loftus and I mean, McDuffie, all
these guys coming after him and you had the mastermind, Spagnolo.
So I mean, maybe, maybe they probably are just that good.
But anyhow, Josh Allen, Joe Burrow tie for number five.
Number six, Dak Prescott.
The reason Dak Prescott is later is because he cannot sniff a Super Bowl.
And I don't know if he ever will.
But he's got a great arm and he can throw.
Now he's a guy that shits the bed.
He shits the bed bad.
He is a guy that will play like fuck and then get to the playoffs.
And where did he go?
Where's Dak?
So I probably should have put him at number six, but I'm going to go ahead because of
all the talent.
Number seven is another guy that just can't sack up and do it himself.
And that's Tua Tagovaiola.
And all the talent in the whole world, rocket arm, accurate arm, but just can't get out
there and convince his team to win.
Just can't go, you know, focus, come on guys, let's get it done.
You hear Mahomes famous speeches.
Tua is not that guy.
You know, Mahomes is like, let's get it.
Come on guys.
You could see Erwin around him energizing when the guy speaks.
When you see Mahomes, people look at him.
He commands stage presence.
When you see Tua Tagovaiola, you look the other way half the time.
He's like, oh, okay, there he is.
Okay.
It's good quarterback.
But anyhow, I had mashed potatoes last night.
You know, you know what I'm saying?
He's not the Elvis of the NFL.
You know, Elvis had such stage presence that, you know, people can hardly take their eyes
off of him.
You know, Patrick Mahomes has that same thing.
Tua Tagovaiola is the polar opposite to me.
Boring and not much of a leader.
So and my number seven, and just because of lack of body of work is CJ Stroud.
And unlike you, Rob, I cannot wait to see what this guy does.
And furthermore, I can't wait to see Stroud and Mahomes battle it out year after year.
Yes, I think that's going to be a battle.
Yep.
And it so we shared some some of the same ones, but I like both our lists.
I think they're well thought of.
Yeah, I do too.
And I the the off the list, but could jump in the list.
Sometime I have this too.
And these are people that have the potential, but they just got to do it.
Justin Herbert, we're going to see what he does with Jim Harbaugh.
His lack of wins and postseason.
I went ahead and brought him in because I've seen things.
You could do, but I think he should be adding more help on the team and the coaching.
I think he'd go someplace.
Well, we're about ready to find out with Jim Harbaugh there.
So you might be very well.
I mean, that might that might be the truth.
They made a hell of a hire with him.
He's a hell of a coach.
And then the other one, Jordan Love, one more consistent productive year, and he will be
in the top seven for me.
So anyhow, that's my list.
So I love both our lists.
That was really good.
There you go.
All right.
Ronnie, thank you again.
He's provided more material for us than we did.
Hey, that matters to our homework.
This guy knows us.
He knows us so well.
He knows the questions that are going to make us go.
Oh, my gosh.
So anyhow, you got anything?
Or do you want to get off here?
You're the one that's got to go to work early in the morning.
Actually, yeah, we were just on the NFL.
Let me pull one more.
Oh, OK.
Oh, I do have some NFL stories.
Go ahead.
Well, after you get done, I got a couple of stories.
Here, I'll just go in and tell mine while you're looking for it.
Brandon, Brandon, I look the San Francisco 49ers great receiver.
He is demanding a trade.
He will probably get it.
That's going to hurt the 49ers considerably.
Let's see.
There is another story to here.
I'm trying to see if I even bothered to put it down.
Anyhow, I thought that was interesting.
I don't know what happened with the relationship over there, but I look is a big part.
He is a very integral part of that system over there, and that is going to hurt Purdy
and the whole team considerably.
I hope not being there.
So unless they find someone to replace him.
All right, I got mine.
OK.
ESPN's commuter model, the football power index is updated for Super Bowl 59.
OK.
The Kansas City Chiefs top San Francisco 49ers and Super Bowl 58 are earlier this year.
Patrick Barnes, Travis Duffey, and Chiefs top Rock Purdy, Christian McCaffney, and the
49ers in Las Vegas would take a slip on hand.
The ESPN commuter model thinks that we will see the San Francisco 49ers against the Kansas
City Chiefs again in Super Bowl 59.
However, the computer model has chosen the 49ers to beat the Chiefs.
Oh, like they did last year?
Yeah.
Yeah, like they did last year.
Yeah, that's the same exact pick, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
But Rob, where is that trophy at this year anyway?
Let's see.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's in Kansas City.
Right up the road from you, isn't it?
Yeah, one arrowhead drive is where that trophy is.
Yeah.
Yeah, just a few miles from you there.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm kind of glad they're not picking us myself.
Happy history, Pete.
Yes.
And you know, stuff like that, Patrick Mahomes is so good at exploiting like Tom Brady was.
They don't believe us.
They don't think we're real.
They're saying we're going to lose.
They're saying that these guys are going to kick our ass.
He's in there right now probably telling them that.
He's probably calling them up and going, yeah, ESPN says they're going to kick our ass and
getting everybody going.
So that's just part of what he does.
And he does so well.
So anyhow.
All right.
Hi, Opal.
Hi, Grandma.
Hi, Jimmy.
Hi, Ricky.
Dodge City, Kansas.
Love you guys.
Ra-Ra.
Hi, Grandma.
Hi, Jimmy.
Hi, Ricky.
Hope you like your new promo, by the way.
I love it.
I do too.
Do you like the up and comers, the markets that are like coming up?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Oh, yeah.
We got to include them, man.
We got to include them.
Yeah, yeah.
And then I got...
They're slowly building.
Yeah, they are.
They're building, man.
Hey, maybe this will put us over on a couple of markets there.
Like I think Atlanta's coming along really quick.
That's one of them.
Let me think of another market that just came out of nowhere.
Shit, I can't think.
Oh, go ahead.
What?
What is it?
Papa, huh?
Huh?
Yeah.
I keep forgetting where it's at.
But anyhow, those guys are all over us.
Thank you.
Oh, my God.
And they just come out of nowhere and are like, what, on number four?
Yeah.
All the hits we get from there.
I didn't know there was that many people in the town.
So anyhow, yeah, pretty crazy.
But I love it.
I love this RSS.com because we get to pinpoint who listens to us.
And like I said before, I love the fact that I-80, I-70, and I-35 are covered with dots.
Pretty sure the trucker's got ahold of us.
Yeah, I think so.
Yep.
That's awesome.
We got to get I-44 though.
There are only a couple on there.
I'm kind of disappointed with I-44.
That's a big trucking road right there.
So we'll see.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're going to have to do some research on marketing down there.
Yeah, we are.
Yep.
And I might be able to help a little bit.
That'd be cool.
I've got some ideas about the marketing too that I've... It's not for air.
I mean, there's so much... People would go to sleep just us talking about it.
So we'll talk about it privately.
Anyway, thank you assholes for listening.
Good night, assholes.
Good night, airholes.
See you next time.