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And now it's time for...

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The Daily Deucebag Pledge.

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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone.

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We Talk.

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Jesus.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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If a fly was de-winged in a horrible accident, would that make the fly then a walk?

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Hmph. I may never know.

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Have you ever wondered where something came about? Have you ever looked at something and said,

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I wonder what the origin of that is? Well, so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of...

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The Origin of Velcro. George D. Mestral found inspiration in his most famous invention in those annoying little burrs

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that can get stuck to your clothing after a walk in the woods.

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They came from the burdock plant, and when D. Mestral put them under a microscope,

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he realized that they made use of little tiny hooks on the surface of the burr to grab onto whatever passes by.

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They used to call it Jump-O-Leave until your mama got on it.

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Two Deuce Bags and Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Hey Rob. Well, it's kind of a nice day today up here. It's like low 80s.

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It's just a little humid because it rained in a few spots, but the temperature's been way down there for July so far.

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Has it been the same? Yeah, we were like lower 80s, and then we just got a little shower all ago.

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Isn't it nice and cool? Nice breeze blowing all day. Yeah, really interesting weather.

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It ain't so bad. Yeah, that's cool.

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Alright, well I guess we'll go ahead and get started here.

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Finland is the world's happiest country according to a poll. I'm not sure how they did this poll or whatever.

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And anyhow, they determined through this poll that Finland is the world's happiest country.

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Could the Finnish sport of hobby horsing be a reason, Rob?

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Well, this is the sport in tail. Hey, I like hobby horses. I do too. They're cool. Yeah, we both did.

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You know a hobby horse. It don't matter how big we get. If we get champion on a hobby horse, we're getting on it.

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Exactly. I agree. It's a stuffed horse. I don't care if it's your grandkids or not.

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It's a stuffed horse head with a broom-like stick body.

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Well, it looks like the Finnish people have a competition for people who jump on a hobby horse and compete with races.

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Hurdle jumps and other obstacles. I'm telling you, a sad person could not do this.

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So, I completely believe that Finland is the happiest country.

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Because could you imagine anyone being sad jumping on a broomstick horse and jumping over hurdles and running and doing all these tricks?

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There's no way you could be unhappy doing that. Don't you agree?

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Oh, honestly, I see it as an Olympic sport myself. Oh, I'd love to see that.

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Yeah, yeah. I mean, come on. I pretty grew up with one.

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I'd be good with that. Well, we never know. Maybe the Finnish people will rub off on the Olympics and we'll see this happen.

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So, anyhow. Yeah, they're coming up with great, they're coming up with some off-the-wall stuff these days to happen.

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Yeah, I think this has been going on a long time in Finland though, which is cool. I think it's awesome.

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In Amsterdam, a homeless man handed a wallet over to authorities that he found with 2000 euros in it.

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Handler Al-Ali, a father of two, was picking up plastic bottles when he found the wallet.

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Officials awarded Handler with a Silver Thumb Good Samaritan Award with a voucher for 50 euros.

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The Dutch public was so taken back that they started a fundraiser for the poverty-stricken father of two.

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Then they quickly raised 34,000 euros for the honest citizen.

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Handler said that the money is going to be life-changing. He is very grateful.

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So that's cool. Very cool. I'm glad that, you know, he did the right thing. He's getting rewarded for it.

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And since he's picking up plastic bottles, you know, to make extra money for his family, he definitely needed it.

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A New Jersey man reportedly flew to Florida just to attack another player over an online gaming dispute.

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You know, I personally would have sent the bionic limb guy we reported in the last podcast and have him kick that guy repeatedly in the ass.

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Wouldn't that be the best? That bionic leg could just kick the shit out of that guy's ass, you know.

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No planes or fussy jail time.

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Edward Kang, 20, is charged with attempted second-degree murder and armed burglary with a mask, according to Nassau County court records.

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So that dumb-dumb is going to jail.

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And I can't believe that the guy got so infuriated because he kept losing. I guess he kept losing to this guy on a game, some online game.

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He got so infuriated that he flew all the way to Florida to try to kill this guy, I guess.

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And then I guess he stole a few items while he was in his apartment after he tried to kill him.

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So, pretty interesting.

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And like we said before, the lost podcast from yesterday, which sucks, but at least I saved everything.

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We have not explained yet.

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We will explain it in a little bit.

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Like we said on the last one, that dude's going to get Nass paddling, isn't he?

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Yeah, but you haven't.

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I know.

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Yeah, it sucks, but we'll get to that here in a minute.

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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.

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You know what he does, Rob?

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What?

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He just scares the shit out of it.

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According to an online poll, American's favorite cocktails are as follows.

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Number one, margarita.

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Moscow mules to me, me and a couple of people I used to go out of town with on my old job,

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and we were at this place called the Rail Yard, and it's kind of like, I don't know, P&L is here and all that stuff.

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I think the only reason Moscow mules were ever big in America is because people were stealing the copper cups.

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It became a thing.

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So anyhow, another list, according to Markets...

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I could see that.

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I could too, and I saw it.

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They just thought it was a big deal, and people flipped out over it, and I just thought, OK, big deal, a copper cup.

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Another, let's see, another list according to Markets.

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Boston has a number one, and this is, you know, like cities per city here.

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Boston, the number one, is a margarita. Number two is a martini.

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Have you ever had one?

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It amps you up and fucks you up.

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Not a good combo.

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Number four is a Bloody Mary.

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So it'd be like doing meth and...

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Not a good combination to have all that energy and be fuckered up.

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Chicago, number one, is an old fashioned.

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Chicagoans are kind of like whiskey kind of people, really.

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So number two is a mosa.

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Number four is a Moscow mule.

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And number five is a Manhattan.

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So I think that one's probably pretty correct.

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And in Miami, number one is a margarita.

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Number two is a mojito.

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Number three is a martini.

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Number four is flavored margaritas.

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And number five is flavored mojitos.

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So that sounds about right for Miami.

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They want refreshing drinks like margaritas and mojitos.

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So I get it.

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Well, now to our hometown of Kansas City.

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Number one of cocktails is Night Train.

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Number two is hams.

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Oh, come on.

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Number three is buckhorn.

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What flavor, Rob?

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What flavor?

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We ain't moved out of the 80s.

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But what flavor was it?

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You said it yesterday, the lost podcast.

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Which one?

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You said the Boone's Farm flavor that you liked.

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Country Quentcher.

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Country Quentcher.

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Boone's Farm Country Quentcher is number four.

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And number five, Old Crow.

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they couldn't sell hard liquor, it was just beer, okay.

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underneath the trees, they placed bottles of Old Crow.

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They go out there and grab that Old Crow, take a couple of swigs,

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then go back in and drink some more beer.

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That's what my uncle did in his truck.

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It was a great way to do it.

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Yeah, they weren't breaking the law.

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And it was Old Crow.

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Yep, Old Crow is what you do that with.

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It's sipping shit, that's for sure.

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You don't slam it.

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Yesterday I saw a stereo on sale that said the volume knob was broke off.

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I said to the man, I can't turn that down.

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Whilst we are the subject of booze, how about a new red wine ice cream?

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It's all the rage, and apparently it is easy to make with numerous recipes online.

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Got an even bigger sweet tooth?

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Then you can check out the recipes for a red wine float,

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which sounds pretty fucking good to me.

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What do you think, Rob?

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Yay, no?

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Personally, I'm not a wine drinker.

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Well, I'm not either, but I think these sound decent.

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Anyhow, you can check out the recipes online.

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And I think personally, I mean, instead of getting a red wine float or red wine ice cream,

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I think DQ needs to get in the game with Strawberry Booms Farm Dilly Bars.

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That sounds like heaven to me.

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Oh, now we know.

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Go country quencher.

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Okay, country quencher.

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I know, because we're repeating some of this.

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And we'll get into that after the first third.

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So anyhow, yeah, country quencher, Dilly Bars, Booms Farm Dilly Bars are fine, too.

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So anyhow, remember, I'm going to go into another story here.

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Remember Steve-O from Jackass, Rob?

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Yeah.

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In a recent interview, he revealed plans to go under the knife for breast augmentation for an upcoming comedy act.

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So he's going to get fake boobs, dude.

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I believe it.

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Me too.

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I came up with the idea a few years ago to get a boob job and just film a bunch of legit funny videos, he said.

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Hidden camera pranks with me in disguise, then revealing who I actually am.

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He said the boobs are only going to be with him a maximum of three months.

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Steve-O, come on, man.

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Just go ahead.

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Be brave and come out.

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No one cares anymore.

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The boob could even make you more popular.

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It's okay, Steve-O.

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It's okay.

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Come on out.

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Go to the other side.

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We don't care.

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We always kind of question you anyhow.

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Yes.

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Come on, man.

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It's okay.

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We're all brave.

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Why not you?

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Yes.

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Just come on out and just no one will care.

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Trust me.

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And in a related story, Barry Manilow is going to get breast augmentation to sing the female parts of his duets on stage.

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And next.

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You know, I don't know if Barry...

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No, no.

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I'm just thinking Copacabana.

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With tits?

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Copacabana.

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Copacabana.

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That's my favorite song by him.

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I mean, come on.

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That's a badass song.

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It's a great song.

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You go to a bar, you get into a fight, you know.

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I don't know if Barry Manilow came out or not.

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I'm not sure.

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But I know he's been accused of being gay a long time.

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I don't know.

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I like him.

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I don't know either.

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He's a very talented...

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I don't know either.

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Just for...

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Allegedly.

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Anyhow, he's very talented and I like his singing.

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But, you know, there you go.

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I've got an observation, Rob.

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Why are Americans so obese?

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I used to think it was all the cheap fast food.

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But now I think it's all the social dinners.

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I really do, Rob.

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Look, this is kind of a parody, but I really do believe this.

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Okay.

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I can't believe how many celebratory dinners we are constantly obligated to go to.

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A friend's favorite TV series...

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No, no.

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You have a point there.

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It's true.

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You have dinners for everything anymore.

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Like a friend's favorite TV series we re-upped.

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For another season.

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Dinner at 7 at the Tex-Mex place.

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Your one-year-old sounded like he said mama and dada.

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Yep.

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Another dinner.

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Little Sarah got her driver's permit.

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Another dinner at the Italian joint.

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Oh yeah.

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Definitely got to be for little Sarah.

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Yeah.

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Little Sarah getting her driver's.

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Hell yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You got to go to the Italian place.

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Get some scatty.

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Go where?

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Anybody who you are, you got to be there.

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That's right, man.

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Get Sarah a big pile of spaghetti and some tiramisu because she got her driver's permit.

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You know.

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It's really kind of ridiculous.

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You know.

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Larry got rid of his toenail fungus.

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Let's go celebrate.

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And that is a reason to celebrate.

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Don't get me wrong.

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Getting rid of toenail fungus is something to be cherished.

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But another dinner, dude.

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You know.

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You know.

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I think here's what we do instead.

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Here's what I propose to America.

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Buy a shit ton of TV dinners and every time our new puppy hits the training pad and not

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the newly refinished wooden floor, we go to video chat.

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And watch each other consume a banquet Salisbury steak with carrots and mashed potatoes.

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Isn't that a good common ground, Rob?

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It'd get me to eat full time.

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Hell yeah.

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And then, you know, they go, hey, hey, our little puppy, he just hit the puppy pad.

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Oh, no shit.

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Hang on.

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Let me go get my Salisbury steak banquet and I'll be right back.

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Yeah.

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Everyone warms it up and you're on video chat.

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You're like, rawr, rawr, the little fido.

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Yay.

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Everybody has their Salisbury steak.

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Yeah, well, the problem is with my dogs, I'd starve to death.

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They never hit the pad, huh?

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Oh, well.

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Either outside or inside.

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And they never seem to wait to go outside.

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And anyhow.

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I'm all the time working on my corp.

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All right.

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And you're welcome, America, for that banquet and then go the treadmill and run that shit

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off.

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And Rob, ever since I found out what boofing is because of Ozzie's Liquid Death commercial,

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you know, boofing is Stevie Nick style.

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I keep sending random friend stuff.

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I'm going to go boof comment.

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I'm going to go boof.

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I don't know, fucking grain.

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You know, I'm pretty sure everybody's getting pretty sick of me sending them something about

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boofing now since I just learned what that meant.

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So anyhow.

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And I'm getting tired of hot talk.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'd rather it be boofing.

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Come on.

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That's a good one.

328
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That's a good one.

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But it is.

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It is.

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They're working it out, man.

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They're working it out.

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Oh, I agree.

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I agree.

335
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They are.

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So Rob, I hear angels and trumpets.

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You know why?

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You better.

339
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Oh, shit.

340
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I thought you were going to head to me.

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I was going to send them your way.

342
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Oh, go ahead.

343
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OK.

344
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No, I moved on.

345
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Mountain Dew ice cream is coming to Taco Bell.

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This will be available in two flavors.

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Mountain Dew.

348
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Mountain Dew ice cream.

349
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Yeah.

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I hear angels and trumpets, Rob.

351
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OK.

352
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I love the Mountain Dew ice cream.

353
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They are awesome.

354
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Oh, yeah.

355
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That ice cream.

356
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The ice cream enhances the flavor.

357
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OK.

358
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Keep going.

359
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Two flavors.

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Mountain Dew.

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Baja Blast.

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And the regular flavor.

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The ice cream was tested in California stores and did so well, it will be in nationwide

364
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Taco Bell restaurants soon.

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So, you know what happened?

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Jeffy X came up with a list of ice cream flavors that failed the focus panels at Taco Bell.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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No kidding.

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And Jeffy X is...

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Don't even ask me if I want you to go into it now or later.

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Just go ahead.

373
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Just go ahead.

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I miss Jeffy.

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Well, Jeffy X is our sleuth and he always finds these lists of stuff and uncovers them.

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And anyhow, he found this one at Taco Bell had focus panels and this is all the ice creams

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that was turned down by Taco Bell due to having their focus panels and people saying,

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no, that's not good.

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So, they throw it away.

380
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And anyhow, Jeffy X...

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Go ahead.

382
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What?

383
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Oh, I was just going to tell Jeffy if he's listening.

384
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He's been slashing a little bit lately, dude.

385
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Well, the problem is because he won't...

386
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He's too busy.

387
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Yeah, he's too busy.

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He's enjoying the bat suit.

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And the Sergeant Pepper's outfit, he won't take off.

390
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So people won't take him seriously.

391
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That's my fault.

392
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That's my fault or he would have been around much more this year.

393
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Yes, yes.

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So, you know, what Rob did for him because he always gets us these lists is he embroidered

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him some underwear.

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It has an X on the back of it and Jeffy on the front of it.

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Am I correct?

398
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Yeah.

399
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Okay.

400
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So, I was trying to be a nice guy.

401
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Hey, it was my first year as co-host.

402
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I was trying to be a nice guy.

403
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Oh, you were.

404
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He loves those things.

405
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And...

406
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No, I know he does.

407
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He won't take them off.

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Rob is so nice that he even embroidered him a special pouch on the inside, a Steven Pearcy

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pouch.

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Steven Pearcy of the Glam Band Rat supposedly used to have a patch sewn on the inside of

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his spandex so he could fill and fool everybody around, you know, maybe look a little bit

412
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more appetizing to women and gay males or something, right?

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So, he supposedly used to stuff these things to look a little bit better endowed.

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So, Rob did this.

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We're pretty sure that Jeffy X doesn't need any help down there in that department, but

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Rob went ahead and embroidered him little pouches on the front of the underwear because

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Rob cares about the guy.

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I love Jeffy.

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Yeah, we all do.

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And then he made him a flying bat suit and a Sergeant Pepper's outfit because he was

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a huge Beatles fan and he won't take the outfit off.

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It was white, of course, his Sergeant Pepper's, but now it's black because he won't take

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it off.

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And then if he puts the bat suit on...

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I had two weeks off around Christmas.

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That's when I made all this for Jeffy's Christmas bonus for us.

427
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Yeah.

428
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
And me, I'm a much simpler man.

429
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I gave him the monetary equivalent to 80 hookers, five pounds of blow, and he could either spend

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it on that, pay up a credit card, buy him some new trousers, whatever, you know.

431
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Which, honestly, I think I got off cheaper than you did.

432
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Oh, you probably did, but you did all this.

433
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You took your time and made it, and it was an effort of love, Rob.

434
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Always.

435
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Always.

436
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So, the number one Burrito Supreme ice cream was denied.

437
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I see nothing wrong with that.

438
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Oh, dude, that is my favorite Burrito Supreme.

439
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Yeah.

440
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
And an ice cream?

441
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Oh my gosh, you get two of the best things ever on Earth in one.

442
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But the focus panel turned it down.

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Can you believe that shit?

444
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I don't think I'm going to like this whole list, honestly.

445
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I'm telling you, I'm pretty disappointed in it right off the bat.

446
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Yeah, Burrito Supreme right off the bat, no.

447
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And ice cream.

448
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Yeah.

449
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Number two, Wild Onion was not passed.

450
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I could see Wild Onion going either way in ice cream.

451
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You know, it could be a little bit overpowering, or it could be okay.

452
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I mean, so anyhow, we'll just take the word for it.

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It was turned down.

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Eh, yeah, in the right situations, I could deal with it.

455
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I think I could too, but it doesn't matter.

456
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It was denied.

457
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So the number three one that was turned down by the fine people at Taco Bell

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and their creative department or whatever, the fire sauce ice cream was sent packing.

459
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And remember the fire sauce that they have, you know, the really, really hot sauce?

460
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Yeah.

461
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Well, this was going to be an ice cream flavor.

462
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And I think I kind of agree with him on that.

463
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I will have to back you on that one.

464
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Okay.

465
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Well, we're in agreement on that one at least.

466
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Number four, carne asada flavor, they started putting on a taco plate,

467
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but it kept melting all over the plate.

468
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So there you go.

469
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You know, you throw carne asada ice cream on a...

470
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Yeah, that one.

471
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Yeah.

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That one self-explained to us.

473
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Yeah, yeah.

474
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They put it on a taco plate and it melted everywhere.

475
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So it didn't pass.

476
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So number five, fentanyl flavor.

477
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Everyone's sleepy and then it failed.

478
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Too soon?

479
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Okay, next.

480
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Grilled...

481
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Yeah, we're not even going to go into how Taco Bell got hit, no.

482
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We're not even going there.

483
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Yeah, we're on the street.

484
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Yeah.

485
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Grilled...

486
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We're on the street.

487
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Yep.

488
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I hear so.

489
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They got it.

490
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

491
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Grilled tilapia was not a hit as ice cream.

492
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I guess so, yeah, yeah.

493
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I guess I can go with that.

494
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What about you?

495
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Yeah, I'm kind of up in here.

496
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I mean, yeah.

497
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Who would have known?

498
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No one likes grilled tilapia flavored ice cream.

499
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Number six, celery flavor was quickly denied.

500
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Yep, yep, yep.

501
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I think I agree with that.

502
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Celery...

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Too bland.

504
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Too bland, yep.

505
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Number seven, skull flavored ice cream did really well in Bates County but nowhere else.

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So it was denied.

507
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000
Oh, no, no, no.

508
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Wait a second.

509
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:49,000
This should have been adopted in Camden County.

510
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000
Oh, okay.

511
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Well, maybe they didn't reach Camden County.

512
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
The furthest...

513
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Yeah, Bates and Camden were not far apart.

514
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Okay, then you know what is probably number one in...

515
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000
What county is Camden County, right?

516
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000
In that Camden County?

517
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Yeah, yeah.

518
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000
All right.

519
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000
Camden County.

520
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000
Just a couple of counties away, so I'm going to go ahead and go Camden County.

521
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Yeah.

522
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000
That was a favorite, too.

523
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
So, anyhow...

524
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Yeah, I mean, yeah, that would be a big seller down here, I'd just say.

525
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
Okay.

526
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
Well, it was denied, so it doesn't matter, Rob.

527
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000
We're not getting it, so...

528
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000
I know, I'm disappointed as you.

529
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:28,000
So who doesn't like wintergreen with their ice cream?

530
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Sounds like a perfect combination to me, but yeah.

531
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000
No, no, no.

532
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:39,000
These snotts over there at the focus groups said no, so we don't get that perfect concoction.

533
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000
And I'm very sorry, Rob.

534
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000
Number eight.

535
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:50,000
Cicada ice cream was not a hit, and they can't get a good supply of the little crustaceans because they're all gone now.

536
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,000
So if they would have passed cicadas, I don't think they could have had them anyhow.

537
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,000
They're all gone.

538
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,000
They all died and went away.

539
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000
They went ahead and hit them.

540
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,000
I think it made a good thing at the time.

541
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Yeah, they waited too late.

542
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000
They waited too late, I agree.

543
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Yeah.

544
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000
Number nine.

545
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Sausage and egg ice cream was good with a couple of slices of bacon, but then again, the whole melting issue...

546
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,000
The whole melting issue kept it away.

547
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:28,000
They threw bacon on top of it, and the sausage and egg ice cream melted when you put the hot bacon on it, so it was a failure.

548
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
And finally...

549
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000
Well, that's where they screwed up.

550
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000
I know.

551
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000
They should have done it differently, but maybe put it...

552
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Okay, if the hot bacon melted it, leave the hot bacon off.

553
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
It's still egg and...

554
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Yeah.

555
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Yeah.

556
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Put it in another container.

557
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,000
It's moving.

558
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
Yeah.

559
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000
Breakfast ice cream.

560
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,000
Yeah, you put the hot bacon in another bowl.

561
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Leave the hot bacon off, because that melts it.

562
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Oh, no.

563
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:02,000
What I'm talking about is take the hot bacon and then dip the ice cream on it really quick and then eat it.

564
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Oh, okay.

565
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000
Yeah, that will work.

566
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Or let it cool off and crumble it up and smash it in the ice cream.

567
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
But no, no, no.

568
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000
We could make that one work, but they denied it.

569
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:18,000
You know, Rob, we have this foresight, but evidently the rest of America does not.

570
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
And it's sad.

571
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000
We have different taste buds.

572
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Yes, yes.

573
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,000
We're able to see these trends before anyone else.

574
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000
And I'm very proud of us, Rob.

575
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Very proud of us.

576
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,000
All right.

577
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:35,000
And finally, rice pudding wasn't approved.

578
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000
It was too grainy.

579
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,000
It made everyone think of maggots.

580
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000
I agree.

581
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
I think I agree with that, too.

582
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,000
So that is the end of the first third.

583
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,000
Our focus email will be coming up in the next section.

584
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:55,000
But we're awaiting a story from you, Rob.

585
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,000
Well, I'm glad you are.

586
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000
Cool.

587
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Are you hearing it?

588
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000
Yes.

589
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000
Are you hearing it?

590
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Angels and trumpets?

591
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000
Yes.

592
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,000
Yes, I am.

593
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000
I got an American songwriter for you, brother.

594
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Oh, thank you.

595
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Thank you.

596
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Thank you.

597
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Thank you.

598
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:27,000
Four classic rock songs that were never performed live and why?

599
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,000
Okay.

600
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Okay, the first one.

601
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,000
The show must go on by Queen.

602
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
That floors me.

603
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000
That was such a good song.

604
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000
And it was such a...

605
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
It was a staple song.

606
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,000
Right, right, right, right.

607
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Freddie Mercury was dying of AIDS, well, Complications days.

608
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Right.

609
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000
You know.

610
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000
This goes into that.

611
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000
Yeah.

612
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
And this was his finale song, you know.

613
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000
He was kind of like, man.

614
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000
Oh, I...

615
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000
Suddenly I just answered my own question.

616
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000
I'm sorry.

617
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,000
Go ahead.

618
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,000
I know what happened, I think.

619
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Okay.

620
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:12,000
Anyway, Queen was known for their powerhouse live performances, especially their classic

621
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000
era in the late 1980s.

622
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:24,000
After that period, Freddie Mercury's AIDS diagnosis and his subsequent death by hearing

623
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:32,000
high energy tracks have really made it to their set list in their past couple of decades.

624
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:43,000
So it makes sense why songs like The Show Must Go On are rarely performed live on stage.

625
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:47,000
It simply would not be the same without Freddie Mercury.

626
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Yes.

627
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,000
As soon as I said that, I realized what I was saying.

628
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
I agree with that.

629
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000
Yeah.

630
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000
And also, that was a staple goodbye song.

631
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,000
And you don't want to hear Adam Lambert or whoever else.

632
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000
I forgot, was it George Michael?

633
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000
Yeah, George Michael or Paul Rodgers.

634
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:10,000
You don't want to hear any one of those three singers that played with What's Left of Queen.

635
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,000
You don't want to hear them do that because that was Freddie Mercury's goodbye to everybody

636
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,000
and it was a perfect song.

637
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000
Yeah.

638
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,000
So I agree.

639
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000
And nobody could sing it like him.

640
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Oh, hell no.

641
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:28,000
And not only did he have that voice and all that talent, but he meant that song so much

642
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:36,000
that no one could possibly come close to the emotion that he put into that.

643
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,000
So go ahead, Rob.

644
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
I agree with that 100%.

645
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Yeah.

646
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:46,000
That was shocking because it was one of their biggest hits.

647
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
I'm surprised it never hit live.

648
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Yeah.

649
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000
It was a fantastic song.

650
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000
That whole album, Innuendo.

651
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,000
I understand why after reading it.

652
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,000
I understand why.

653
00:32:55,000 --> 00:33:04,000
That whole album, Innuendo, their last studio album was just full of great songs.

654
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000
Anyhow, Rob, go ahead.

655
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:10,000
I mean, I could go on all night about it because that is one of my favorite albums ever.

656
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Innuendo is so good.

657
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000
So anyhow.

658
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Okay. Next.

659
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:25,000
Firepower is one of Judas Priest's greatest albums.

660
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:34,000
So it's surprising that Flamethrower never makes it to their live set list.

661
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,000
Hmm. Um.

662
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Song Flamethrower.

663
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:45,000
It's not super clear why the band hasn't played it live.

664
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Firepower is less than a decade old.

665
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:55,000
So maybe they just haven't gotten a lamp to it yet.

666
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Um. Yeah, maybe so.

667
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000
I know they omitted a lot of this stuff with the, um.

668
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Oh, shit.

669
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:10,000
I forgot the guy that took over for Rob Halford when he left Judas Priest and Foreign Fight and Halford and all those other bands.

670
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000
Right. Right. Right.

671
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,000
I'm thinking that's what did it.

672
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Yeah. Um. Shit. I forgot the guy's name.

673
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,000
He did a really good job, but it was.

674
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
That was actually a good song.

675
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Yeah, it was.

676
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Maybe they're just kind of like Motley Crue doesn't do any of the self-titled album with John Karabi.

677
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,000
You know, that's like an error that they want.

678
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Could be.

679
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Yeah. Maybe they wanted to forget about it.

680
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
I don't know. They don't want, you know.

681
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Anyhow.

682
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Um.

683
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

684
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Okay. Next.

685
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Eagles are known for their excellent and chart-topping recordings, but what they're really loved for is their high-energy performances.

686
00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Unfortunately, their track, My Man, is one song that never really got any playtime during their live sets.

687
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Um. The Eagles cost too much for me to go to, and I am out of sheer outrage.

688
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000
We'll not go watch them because of how high their concerts are.

689
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Yeah. We've talked about that.

690
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Yeah. So I would never know because I.

691
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,000
The price list of concert tickets. Yeah. We've talked about that.

692
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Yeah. It's complete bullshit that they let that happen. So. So, okay. Alright.

693
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Okay. And finally, it only makes sense that at least one Beatles song would make it to our list of classic rock songs that were never performed live.

694
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Okay.

695
00:35:53,000 --> 00:36:03,000
Tomorrow Never Knows is a band favorite from Revolver that was never part of the band's set list.

696
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:15,000
The producer, George Martin, said that this particular song was unreputable as the backing track could not be replicated properly.

697
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:26,000
The band stopped touring not long after its release, so we'll never know what it would have sounded like live.

698
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:35,000
Okay. They had so much material that I mean, I don't know what to say to that, you know. Okay. Alright.

699
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Okay. But if you think about it, the Beatles really did not tour that many years.

700
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000
That's another reason too. When they did tour.

701
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Four or six years is all they toured.

702
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Something like that. It was not very much.

703
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Yeah.

704
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Yeah.

705
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
But they were big.

706
00:36:54,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Yes. Yeah. They were, man, I think they had a lot of internal issues.

707
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,000
And I think they did. Yeah.

708
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Even more than what's been reported.

709
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000
And I think they were very fickle about stuff.

710
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:18,000
And I mean, you know, you know, like nowadays we have Axl Rose, right? And he's really fickle. If he doesn't like something, he won't do it.

711
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000
He doesn't care if it takes 30 years to get an album out.

712
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:28,000
You know, I think they had some of that fickleness, all of them, but it was four of them instead of one guy.

713
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:33,000
So whenever you get everyone on agreement at that special time, they probably went on tour.

714
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000
And other than that, they're probably just like, that's all right.

715
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:41,000
I'm working on a solo project until the record company makes us do another album or whatever.

716
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:47,000
So, okay, I can believe that.

717
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Okay. Yeah, that was it.

718
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Okay. Oh, okay. All right.

719
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Well, let's take our first break very late and we'll come right back with a featured email.

720
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000
That sound good? Yeah. Yeah. Let's do the email. All right.

721
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Be right back.

722
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:16,000
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723
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:25,000
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725
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726
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729
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:52,000
you ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass?

730
00:38:52,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Just asking.

731
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Hi all. This is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America.

732
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:17,000
You can't touch me. Oh yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer bitch.

733
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:24,000
The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go.

734
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,000
But we can tell you what you can eat.

735
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Harry Bittercress is one of my favorite backyard wild edibles.

736
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:37,000
It's a mustard so it has that characteristic zing that all the mustards have.

737
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:42,000
It's common and distributed in areas and all parts are edible.

738
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Eat the young tender leaves which are milder in cooler weather, raw in salads or as an herb.

739
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Larger leaves can be cooked. The seed pods are also good eaten raw and the small white flowers make a nice garnish.

740
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

741
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:23,000
If you were a fruit, you would be a fine apple.

742
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Two deuce bags and microphone and mark.

743
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,000
And I'm around.

744
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:35,000
Like we said a little bit ago before we went to break, we have a featured email like we've been doing.

745
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:41,000
This one is Mark. I plan on going on a little romantic getaway with my honey to Key West.

746
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Any hints for me? Yeah I got a lot of them.

747
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:51,000
Okay so. Yeah you're the Florida person. You answer that one.

748
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Yep. I've been to Florida since like 1982, 83 and I went to Disney World with my parents.

749
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,000
That sounds like fun though. You have a good time?

750
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:10,000
No it was. Yeah not really. We were in a truck with an overhead camper driving from Missouri to fucking Florida.

751
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,000
What do you think? No you were not having a good time.

752
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:20,000
And us kids were not allowed in the cab of the truck so me and my bro stayed in the camper.

753
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:25,000
Yep that sucks.

754
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Okay well first off my plan is, okay.

755
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Gee I forgot the guy's name and I can't find it.

756
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Because all of the, we had all this email. We had a show done last night.

757
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,000
But the problem is what happened is this right here.

758
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:50,000
We, my computer crashed. I lost everything on it.

759
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000
I had to get all my backup stuff that I had.

760
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,000
But I didn't have this show on a flash drive like everything else.

761
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000
So I had to reload everything on the laptop.

762
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:04,000
And then I got this big computer, this desktop to working again.

763
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000
So we're doing this show a second time.

764
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:10,000
So and you know we're not doing all of, we're going over the highlights.

765
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
So anyhow I forgot the guy's name.

766
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:17,000
And when I regenerated this I didn't get his name on there. So I apologize.

767
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000
So anyhow.

768
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:22,000
To be honest I deleted everything I talked about last night.

769
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
So I'm going with all the same.

770
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:30,000
I did too but I had the squirrel marks, you know the high points that I was going to go over.

771
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,000
And so I went from that. So anyhow.

772
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,000
But I don't have his name. So I apologize. You know who you are. So anyhow.

773
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Okay. First off if you don't plan on flying into Key West.

774
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Then plan a whole day from Miami to Key West.

775
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:51,000
It's around a four hour trip at least if there isn't any delays.

776
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Yeah I mean it's one lanes in so many areas.

777
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,000
And you can't pass because you're on a bridge.

778
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Too many people are coming the other way. It's an extremely.

779
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,000
US-1 is an extremely congested highway.

780
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,000
And you go over a lot of ocean that's just two lane highways.

781
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,000
And you can't get around someone slow in front of you.

782
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:19,000
So plan for a whole day if you're leaving for Miami or Fort Lauderdale.

783
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
You're going to want to eat in there sometime.

784
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
By the time you get there it's going to be three or four.

785
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
That's going to be your first day right there.

786
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:32,000
So and also if you plan on renting a car from Fort Lauderdale or Miami.

787
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Wherever you fly in from.

788
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Make sure it's a comfortable car.

789
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Because it's a lot of driving.

790
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
And if you have back issues or something.

791
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Make sure that it's a good comfortable car.

792
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,000
And you know maybe not a compact car.

793
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:50,000
You're all squished in there and not feeling so well when you get out.

794
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Second make sure that the resort you book is not a swingers resort.

795
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
If you're not into that.

796
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
A lot of them are around Key West.

797
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,000
There are plenty of regular resorts.

798
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
So don't worry if you're not into that type of thing.

799
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,000
And a lot of them you got to read the code words.

800
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:15,000
It will say open very friendly adult resort.

801
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
And stuff like that.

802
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
If you read that read between the lines.

803
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,000
You want to go for something that says family friendly.

804
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
Low key stuff like that.

805
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:30,000
So anyhow so that's a big suggestion too.

806
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Because believe me you don't want to end up in a swingers resort.

807
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
And not be one.

808
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Because then they're like a bunch of hungry sharks.

809
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000
And you're like a piece of fucking roast.

810
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000
You know lying in the ocean.

811
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
So alright.

812
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Third.

813
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Yeah.

814
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Yeah.

815
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Yep.

816
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000
Third when you arrive to Key West on US Highway 1.

817
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Enter Cuban Coffee Queen into your phone.

818
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Grab a real Cuban coffee drink as it's served with a real cream.

819
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
It needs nothing else.

820
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
So like it iced or hot.

821
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Either way is fine.

822
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Book all of this well in advance or you will not get in most places.

823
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,000
They are booked to the rim.

824
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
I mean they're booked probably 6 months out.

825
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
So make sure you book this early.

826
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Key West Rebecca on Facebook is really a great service.

827
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,000
And it's free.

828
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000
She gets paid from the resorts and restaurants and tours.

829
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
And gets nothing from you.

830
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
It's already added in the price.

831
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,000
And Key West Rebecca is so good.

832
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,000
She did all my reservations to Latitude's restaurant.

833
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,000
To Better Than Sex dessert restaurant.

834
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000
To all the places that Sunset Cruises.

835
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,000
She booked the best times to be there.

836
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
And it didn't cost me anything.

837
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,000
So I suggest you look her up to book this stuff.

838
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,000
So anyhow.

839
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Okay.

840
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,000
Book Better Than Sex dessert restaurant.

841
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,000
It's all desserts.

842
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
The place is all booked up as well in advance.

843
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
So again get in early.

844
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,000
It is only open in the evening.

845
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:06,000
So each table is privately sectioned off with black curtains.

846
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Very private.

847
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000
I'm going to leave that one alone.

848
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Well the idea is.

849
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:13,000
No go on.

850
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,000
You could probably get away with a little bit more.

851
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000
I just had to say it.

852
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000
I couldn't wait.

853
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000
I had to say it.

854
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000
No I think everyone else is thinking this too.

855
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000
It's a very.

856
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:28,000
You know what.

857
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Everyone gets the idea.

858
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:34,000
All I got to say is that better be some damn good dessert.

859
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,000
It was.

860
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000
It's a very.

861
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,000
It's a very private cozy booth.

862
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,000
The waiter sneaks up on you and asks if you would like a rim job.

863
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000
And automatically.

864
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000
Oh my gosh.

865
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Come on Mark.

866
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000
Could you imagine somebody walk up to me and ask me that.

867
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,000
No you should have seen the look on my face.

868
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
I wish I would have had a picture.

869
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000
I'm like huh.

870
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000
And they know they do this.

871
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
They know they make the person go.

872
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Go for it.

873
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:08,000
This means would you like drizzled chocolate syrup all over the inside of your wine glass or drink.

874
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:12,000
But it's funny when the waiter walks up to you and goes.

875
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,000
And you don't see him.

876
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,000
He just goes would you like a rim job sir.

877
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000
And you're like huh.

878
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000
No no not a dude.

879
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Not a dude.

880
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Well it's just funny because I think they're probably.

881
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Anyhow anyhow all the dirt all the desserts are named very suggestively.

882
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:36,000
It's a really unique place and fun a bit pricey but well worth it.

883
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Once in life.

884
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
Lou's backyard is a very fun place.

885
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:46,000
It's a huge Victorian three story house with a private beach and a private cove around back.

886
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Large leather recliner seats that are overlooking the ocean.

887
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,000
In the yard.

888
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:59,000
And volleyball nets on the beach with plenty of room to lay out or just jump in the ocean.

889
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Loud music and tiki bars.

890
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Go ahead what.

891
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:07,000
All I'm saying is I would do that out of fun.

892
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Oh it's a great place.

893
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
We got to get our kicks.

894
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Yeah.

895
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
It don't mean that's what we mean.

896
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
No no no.

897
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
We're going to call you on it.

898
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Exactly.

899
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
No no no I didn't do that.

900
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000
You asked me if I wanted a rim job.

901
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000
You know what.

902
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Real answer.

903
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:32,000
I wasn't too much shocked to make up anything just to be sarcastic or whatever.

904
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
I was just like.

905
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000
So anyhow they got me on that one.

906
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
So anyhow volleyball.

907
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Honestly I'd probably be that way because I would not be expected.

908
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:50,000
No and believe me there's they have two partitions there and he comes from the one that you're not looking at.

909
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:55,000
So it's pretty weird and there's only leaders there the one a waitresses that I could see him.

910
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
So anyhow.

911
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Honestly that might be how they get away with it.

912
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000
It is.

913
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000
I'm pretty sure.

914
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,000
You mentioned that they send guys not girls.

915
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Yeah.

916
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
Girls they can get sexually.

917
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:13,000
Yes I think that guys would be all over the girls and possibly guys.

918
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000
That is what I would be waiting for.

919
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,000
That is probably why they have waiters.

920
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
I bet you're right.

921
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
You got a point there.

922
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
I'll give you that one brother.

923
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000
All right.

924
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Loo's backyard like I was saying loud music Tiki bars.

925
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
It's a lot of fun.

926
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,000
If you can go there and once again call down there.

927
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,000
They fill up early.

928
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,000
So try to get there early.

929
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:43,000
They don't take reservations of course because well in the house they do because it's also bed and breakfast.

930
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:47,000
But you probably don't want to stay there because it's pretty pricey.

931
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,000
You stay somewhere else and just go the backyard and have drinks.

932
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,000
So they even got a restaurant there if you want to do that too.

933
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:57,000
So anyhow Latitude's restaurant is a must.

934
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:03,000
It promises the best sunset ever and it delivers the outdoor seating.

935
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:11,000
The tables are under beautiful tall palm trees and the tables are on the edge of the beach facing the sunset.

936
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000
It is quite an experience.

937
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Food was good a bit overpriced but it's Key West for what you get.

938
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000
But you're there for the sunset.

939
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Great drinks and a sunset.

940
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:26,000
I had a large frosty mug a yinling and an outstanding sunset on the beach.

941
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,000
Oh I had a cigar too.

942
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,000
They let me smoke a cigar.

943
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,000
It was outdoors.

944
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
All on a private island as well.

945
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000
So when you book it they tell you where you meet at.

946
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:37,000
You meet at a wait area and the boat comes and gets you.

947
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Where you meet at is right behind Margaritaville right off Duval Street.

948
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:47,000
And there's like this dock kind of an area a concrete area there with docks off of it.

949
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000
And it's kind of almost like a sea.

950
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,000
And down here we call that land shark bar.

951
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Okay yeah.

952
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000
Yep.

953
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:59,000
So anyhow you meet there and then at 8 o'clock or whenever 6 o'clock I think is what it was.

954
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:05,000
The boat comes and gets you and then they take you out to latitudes and your reservations and all that.

955
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:09,000
The Sunset Cruise is another must do.

956
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Sunset Cruises was a great one.

957
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,000
That's the name of it.

958
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Sunset Cruises.

959
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:19,000
A catamaran picks you up from the square and drives you out to the ocean a few miles.

960
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Anchors down and then serves drinks until the sunset.

961
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
They serve drinks from the bar on the boat.

962
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000
They got a huge bar in the middle of the boat.

963
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,000
And then they hand out drinks for an hour or so.

964
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:36,000
And the sunset happens and they turn different angles so you can get all angles of the sunset.

965
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:41,000
And then after an hour and a half of drinking they head back.

966
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
And it was just so fun.

967
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000
It was a great place.

968
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000
We ubered to the event so we could both drink.

969
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:50,000
I actually got so trashed.

970
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:55,000
The uber coming back had fucking strobe lights in it and I was trashed dude.

971
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,000
And some weird electronic music.

972
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,000
And I'm sitting there thinking I'm going to vomit all over the place.

973
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Because man there's all these strobe lights flashing.

974
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:08,000
And fucking electronic music and I'm smashed dude.

975
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:15,000
So anyhow when we got back to the resort I fell on the end table and the lamp and destroyed them both.

976
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,000
And that's the drunkest I've been in a long time.

977
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
I've never been fall down and destroy shit drunk.

978
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000
Probably since I was in my early 20's.

979
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Maybe even earlier than that.

980
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
The resort didn't charge me I was surprised.

981
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,000
I remembered you a couple times.

982
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,000
Just saying.

983
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,000
Ah I didn't know you did that.

984
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Well that was in the 80's.

985
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000
That was in the 80's.

986
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Yes I hadn't done that in a long time but this place brought it out of me.

987
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
So anyhow.

988
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Blue Haven is an outdoor restaurant.

989
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:49,000
The tables are in the middle of huge corkscrew oak trees and a deck.

990
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Free range chickens they roam the whole area.

991
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,000
The food is excellent and this place is a must.

992
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
And it's just a great experience.

993
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
You're underneath these beautiful shade trees.

994
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
It doesn't matter if it's hot they have fans going.

995
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
It's nice and cool under there.

996
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:10,000
And like I said these huge corkscrew oaks that are just beautiful.

997
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
It's a great experience.

998
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
And the food is really good too.

999
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
And they wasn't too crazy priced.

1000
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
So it was great.

1001
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,000
And finally go to DeVall Street for the square experience.

1002
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Adam and Eve on DeVall Street is a nude bar upstairs and a regular bar downstairs.

1003
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:30,000
So you must be nude to attend the upstairs.

1004
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
I of course did not get nude.

1005
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,000
I peeked in at the upstairs.

1006
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:39,000
And it looked like a bunch of old Europeans that had no business being nude in public.

1007
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:45,000
So I suggest if you do go to the nude bar upstairs before you peel anything off.

1008
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000
You take a little gander like I did.

1009
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:52,000
And make sure that anything up there is worthy of you being naked for.

1010
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000
So anyhow.

1011
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,000
And that's really about it.

1012
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,000
So I forgot your name but there you go.

1013
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,000
That's my Key West.

1014
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,000
Thank you.

1015
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Yeah I'm glad he asked because I know so much about the place now.

1016
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:10,000
I'm sure I can help everybody out that's interested in going.

1017
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,000
So Rob we turn to you.

1018
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,000
You've answered questions for me.

1019
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,000
Just saying.

1020
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Oh yeah good.

1021
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,000
I mean you gotta go Rob.

1022
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Honestly you have to go.

1023
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000
So and that and a cruise.

1024
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,000
You gotta do a cruise.

1025
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,000
So.

1026
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000
I'm working on it.

1027
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,000
Alright that's cool.

1028
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Alright Rob we turn to you for the next story.

1029
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,000
Are you sure?

1030
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Maybe.

1031
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,000
No go ahead.

1032
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Uh social media is buzzing as ex users has found a potential link between the viral hot two.

1033
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,000
That's why you asked me if I wanted to go to you.

1034
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000
Okay go ahead.

1035
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:01,000
And the sentence.

1036
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
Okay.

1037
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000
The sentence.

1038
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,000
I really take the sentence.

1039
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Yeah.

1040
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000
Senses are a miracle.

1041
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000
They predicted.

1042
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,000
They predicted so many things man.

1043
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:18,000
It's uncanny.

1044
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,000
Okay well here's this one on the hot two girl.

1045
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
Okay.

1046
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,000
Look it up if you don't know what it is.

1047
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Yeah.

1048
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,000
Yeah she's hot.

1049
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,000
Just saying.

1050
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,000
Anyway.

1051
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
You're a lot younger than me.

1052
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Anyway.

1053
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:37,000
This month Haley Welch became an internet sensation after a response to a street interview

1054
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:45,000
question from Tim and DTV about a technique that supposedly drives them wild.

1055
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:52,000
She replied you gotta give it the hot two followed by spit and he praised.

1056
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
Spit on that thing.

1057
00:55:54,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Ex users have pointed out that her technique bears a striking resemblance to one used by Laura,

1058
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:16,000
a character from the Stetsons who Barks had a crush on in season two or season four episode.

1059
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000
Okay.

1060
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,000
Wow.

1061
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000
I'm gonna have to look this up.

1062
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:26,000
Both women share a unique method of driving men crazy.

1063
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Spitting on their hands.

1064
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:37,000
The episode featuring Barks fleeing in infatuation first aired in 1992.

1065
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Towards the end of the episode Laura and Barks are sitting on the pavement when she tells

1066
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,000
him she's going to tell his fortune.

1067
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Taking Barks hand Laura quickly brings a smile to his face by predicting he will become wealthy.

1068
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:04,000
She even suggests a mansion where they can escort lies and Barks future.

1069
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,000
I remember this episode.

1070
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Wow.

1071
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:15,000
But Barks is left almost speechless when Laura spits in the palm of his hand.

1072
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:25,000
After she departs Barks places into saliva on his hand and clears I will never wash this

1073
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,000
hand again.

1074
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Barks takes his vows seriously even claiming this hand is taking control of him after

1075
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Lisa Simpson complains to her father.

1076
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Cool.

1077
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
But no.

1078
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:46,000
I'm gonna have to go and look at this.

1079
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Did the same thing to him.

1080
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:56,000
The Simpsons stuff is so uncanny it's just so weird.

1081
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,000
It is scary.

1082
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,000
It is.

1083
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,000
I mean they predicted Trump's presidency.

1084
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000
There's been so many other things.

1085
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
That's just been like one of the highlights.

1086
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,000
And you can go see that on YouTube.

1087
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:12,000
The Simpsons are up there with Nostradamus.

1088
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Yeah they may be ahead of Nostradamus actually.

1089
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:21,000
I mean you think about some of the crap they come up and they call it.

1090
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000
I know they do.

1091
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000
It's weird.

1092
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000
So.

1093
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:28,000
And here we have the hot two girls.

1094
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000
It is funny though.

1095
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:33,000
I've watched that video several times.

1096
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:37,000
I've been in love with a girl personally.

1097
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Anyway.

1098
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,000
That's cool.

1099
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,000
I mean she's an attractive young lady.

1100
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,000
I get it.

1101
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:45,000
Yeah yeah yeah why would she want anybody my age.

1102
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,000
You never know.

1103
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:52,000
Maybe you know how to do that thing she likes correctly.

1104
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,000
Right.

1105
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,000
Maybe.

1106
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,000
I doubt it.

1107
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,000
Maybe you have a little bit more experience at it right.

1108
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,000
You know how to do that thing she likes really well.

1109
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,000
When young guy busts a nut and runs out.

1110
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,000
You're still there.

1111
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,000
Maybe.

1112
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,000
She's like 30 I'm 55.

1113
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,000
OK.

1114
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,000
You know Rob I tried.

1115
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,000
I know you tried.

1116
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Thank you.

1117
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,000
She's cute.

1118
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:21,000
She is cute.

1119
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,000
No argument there.

1120
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,000
But I think she's younger than my daughter.

1121
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,000
So.

1122
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,000
That is creepy.

1123
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
So I agree with you.

1124
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,000
OK.

1125
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000
All righty.

1126
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000
We will be right back.

1127
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:37,000
We're taking our second break way late and we're proud of that aren't we Rob.

1128
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,000
Be right back everybody.

1129
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:45,000
All right.

1130
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Next up.

1131
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Things overhead in hell.

1132
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,000
Great news.

1133
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:54,000
William Hungs World Tour has been extended.

1134
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:57,000
Now from a center round bunker camped in Missouri.

1135
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Stocked full of dried goods.

1136
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Canned food.

1137
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000
And a couple of vibrating toys.

1138
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:07,000
And some ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rad.

1139
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:12,000
My mechanic told me I couldn't repair your brakes.

1140
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,000
So I made you one.

1141
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Good job.

1142
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Thank you.

1143
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000
Up and comers.

1144
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:25,000
Atlanta Denver Boulder Olathe Wichita Oklahoma City Fort Worth Texas.

1145
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:27,000
Henrico wherever that is.

1146
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Overland Park.

1147
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,000
We know where that's at.

1148
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,000
San Francisco.

1149
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,000
Glencoe.

1150
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000
I guess that's Canada isn't it.

1151
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Springfield Richmond Independence New Haven.

1152
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:40,000
For City Council Bluffs Gardner Hackensack.

1153
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:45,000
New York Los Angeles Melbourne London.

1154
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,000
And the rest.

1155
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,000
Thank you for listening.

1156
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000
Love you guys.

1157
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:55,000
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte.

1158
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,000
Remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

1159
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
It really hurts.

1160
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
Who can afford plastic surgery.

1161
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,000
Stay safe everyone.

1162
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,000
Why two douchebags and a microphone.

1163
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:13,000
Because two fuck nuts and a recorder was taken.

1164
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:18,000
Two douchebags and a microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

1165
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
We offer you.

1166
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:24,000
First world problems.

1167
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:30,000
I can't believe the coffee grinder is broke at the big box store.

1168
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:36,000
There's no way I can be expected to grind my coffee beans every damn morning.

1169
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:04,000
Two douchebags and microphone on Mark.

1170
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,000
I'm Rob.

1171
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Rob I got a question.

1172
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Well.

1173
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Alright.

1174
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,000
Okay I just want your opinion.

1175
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:23,000
I just ran across where I could see the Hawk Two girl in a bikini but I can't get there because I don't have Instagram.

1176
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,000
It's easy to load Rob.

1177
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
You can load it from your Facebook.

1178
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,000
Hey hey hey I got distracted there.

1179
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
I got distracted there from the Hawk Two.

1180
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,000
Come on give me that.

1181
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
I'm not arguing with you.

1182
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Should I go into the email.

1183
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:40,000
I can't fold up because I don't have Instagram.

1184
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,000
You can load it really easily Rob.

1185
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000
You can start an account in about two minutes.

1186
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000
I don't know if I want to.

1187
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
Okay probably not.

1188
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,000
Go ahead.

1189
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,000
Okay.

1190
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:59,000
Should I go into the email that the guy that supposedly hates us.

1191
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,000
Go ahead I'm ready to call you off.

1192
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,000
Okay.

1193
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,000
I'm ready to back you down.

1194
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:04,000
Go ahead.

1195
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,000
Okay.

1196
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,000
We did it last night.

1197
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:07,000
Let's do it again.

1198
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,000
Okay.

1199
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Alright I wasn't going to read it last night either.

1200
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:15,000
Okay got an email from a guy that says we suck but knew everything about the podcast.

1201
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:20,000
He named a large amount of segments on the show like Things Overheard in Hell and News

1202
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:24,000
Nobody Gives a Shit About plus most of the regular parody bits we do.

1203
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
I'm afraid of getting John Lennon dude.

1204
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:32,000
I mean you know John Lennon got killed by his biggest fan that knew everything about him.

1205
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:37,000
But then again got weird and hated him or whatever or wanted to wear his skin or whatever.

1206
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:41,000
So anyhow figures all the crappy emails.

1207
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000
You know I get them.

1208
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,000
And all the good ones I can't load.

1209
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000
So anyhow I'm going to go ahead and read it now.

1210
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Here's what it says.

1211
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:54,000
Mark you seem to be the main host so I'm going after you.

1212
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:58,000
You think you're a morning show on a rock station.

1213
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,000
Give it up.

1214
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,000
You are not and never will be.

1215
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:11,000
Every time I look down and I don't see a paycheck for this I know I'm not on a rock radio station getting paid for this.

1216
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:18,000
And also I don't think I'm nearly good enough to be on a decent rock radio station on a morning show.

1217
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000
That's the way it is.

1218
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:24,000
I don't know how it sounds to you or how you think it sounds or how you're taking it.

1219
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:30,000
But believe me we know we're not whatever you want to call it professionals or whatever.

1220
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,000
You know this Rob right?

1221
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:32,000
I know it.

1222
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,000
Okay okay well see here's the thing.

1223
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:41,000
Everybody keeps calling you out and not me because they could tell I'm not a morning professional.

1224
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:45,000
You have that voice Mark and I've told you that forever.

1225
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:48,000
I know and maybe that's why I'm getting all the criticism.

1226
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,000
I don't know.

1227
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:58,000
But I could guarantee everybody Mark is not a radio host.

1228
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:02,000
All Mark does is what you hear us do.

1229
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,000
This podcast.

1230
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:09,000
Yeah yeah believe me I mean I could have I could have went to.

1231
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,000
That's no bullshit people.

1232
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,000
I could have kept going to college for broadcasting.

1233
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,000
I chose trade school.

1234
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:15,000
Yeah.

1235
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,000
So I am not.

1236
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,000
Yeah I am not a radio guy.

1237
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:26,000
And that one guy he quit writing me because I kept screwing with him going okay we're going to we're going to announce who I am on the next show.

1238
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,000
And then after about five times of doing that he quit writing me.

1239
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,000
Well I think he did.

1240
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000
Maybe I'm just not getting him like a lot of them.

1241
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,000
I don't know.

1242
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:37,000
This might be him.

1243
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,000
You know what.

1244
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000
He's having somebody call you out.

1245
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,000
It might be.

1246
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,000
That's a good observation Rob.

1247
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:51,000
They're going to feel like an idiot at the end because I know where you were.

1248
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,000
Yeah I know.

1249
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,000
I know where you were.

1250
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,000
Yeah you.

1251
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,000
It ain't no damn radio station.

1252
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,000
No.

1253
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:02,000
I would love to believe me I love to sit around crack jokes.

1254
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,000
I believe it right there brother.

1255
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,000
I would love.

1256
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,000
Thank you.

1257
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:10,000
I would love to surround crack jokes and eat free pizza every day.

1258
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000
But I'm not doing that.

1259
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,000
So anyhow.

1260
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,000
Okay.

1261
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,000
So anyhow let's see.

1262
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:17,000
Okay.

1263
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,000
You know you're not a morning show Rock Radio.

1264
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,000
Okay.

1265
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,000
Give it up.

1266
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000
You are not and never will be.

1267
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000
No shit.

1268
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000
Thanks for the heads up man.

1269
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:30,000
You use old ideas and try to freshen them up but failed miserably.

1270
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,000
Okay fair.

1271
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,000
Love you too.

1272
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000
I'm saying fair.

1273
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000
The strange insults.

1274
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,000
Stupid not funny.

1275
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000
Things overheard in hell unoriginal.

1276
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:45,000
News nobody gives a shit about should be changed to nobody gives a shit.

1277
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,000
Oh my God.

1278
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,000
That guy is so good.

1279
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,000
Ha ha.

1280
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,000
Anyhow.

1281
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,000
Deep thoughts should be very little thought.

1282
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,000
Oh my God.

1283
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:54,000
There's another zinger Rob.

1284
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,000
Oh wow.

1285
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,000
He got me again.

1286
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,000
Gosh.

1287
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,000
Dude.

1288
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,000
You should be in radio.

1289
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:04,000
You two sound like a dentist drill.

1290
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,000
Wait a dentist drill is funnier.

1291
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Go get lost.

1292
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,000
Whoa.

1293
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,000
Whoa.

1294
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,000
Whoa.

1295
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,000
Whoa.

1296
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,000
Whoa.

1297
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,000
Did he add me in on that.

1298
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,000
Yes he did.

1299
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,000
You too.

1300
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,000
Oh.

1301
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,000
See now you're getting now you're getting notoriety too.

1302
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,000
Dude.

1303
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,000
I was at nobody coming into this.

1304
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,000
Give me a break.

1305
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,000
So was I.

1306
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,000
I still am.

1307
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,000
Yeah.

1308
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,000
Yeah.

1309
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,000
We're both.

1310
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,000
Yeah.

1311
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,000
Dude.

1312
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,000
We're doing this for free.

1313
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,000
Yeah.

1314
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,000
Anyhow.

1315
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,560
He says he's skipping Joplin.

1316
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:36,000
So here is my rebuttal.

1317
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,800
In Joplin.

1318
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,560
Skip in Joplin Missouri.

1319
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,800
I think it's Joplin Missouri.

1320
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:43,760
I don't know of any other Joplin.

1321
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:47,000
So now that would be Joplin Missouri.

1322
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,320
All right.

1323
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:49,320
Okay.

1324
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:50,320
Number one.

1325
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:51,320
Skip to me.

1326
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:52,320
I think you might be right.

1327
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:57,640
Skip to me sounds like one of the fakest names you could ever fucking give.

1328
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:04,000
If you're going to do it at least use I don't know Randy or some regular name.

1329
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:10,960
Skip to me sounds like you're not original enough to over to to think enough to use a

1330
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:13,360
name that won't make someone go.

1331
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,760
Oh that's a fake name.

1332
01:08:15,760 --> 01:08:16,760
Skip is not your real name.

1333
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,580
I guarantee it.

1334
01:08:18,580 --> 01:08:19,580
Number two.

1335
01:08:19,580 --> 01:08:21,440
Are you afraid.

1336
01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:22,440
Tell me your real name.

1337
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:24,040
Think I'm going to come after you.

1338
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:27,360
No I really don't give a shit.

1339
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:32,440
I'm only reading this because I want to offer this skip.

1340
01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:33,800
Okay.

1341
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,240
I want to give you your own podcast.

1342
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:37,760
I want to hear how good you are.

1343
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:40,000
I'm sure you're excellent.

1344
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:47,240
So if you call in 816-217-7717 this would be.

1345
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:50,560
I will give up my spot for the night.

1346
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:53,560
Let's skip Bill M for me that night.

1347
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:54,560
Okay.

1348
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:55,560
Same.

1349
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:56,560
Okay.

1350
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:57,560
Yeah.

1351
01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:58,560
Be my co-host.

1352
01:08:58,560 --> 01:08:59,560
Let's hear what you got man.

1353
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:03,360
I mean I think that's fair right.

1354
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:04,360
He doesn't like us.

1355
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:05,360
He thinks we suck.

1356
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:06,360
That's fair.

1357
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:09,360
Yeah and I'm all man on top of.

1358
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:10,360
I'll step over.

1359
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:11,360
Let's see what he does.

1360
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:12,360
I'll even go better.

1361
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:13,720
I'll give you your own.

1362
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:20,360
I won't have anything to do with it except recording it and posting it on RSS.com on

1363
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:21,460
our feed.

1364
01:09:21,460 --> 01:09:23,780
So you'll automatically get a lot of distribution.

1365
01:09:23,780 --> 01:09:25,720
We have a lot of listeners.

1366
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:26,720
No joke.

1367
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:27,720
So there you go.

1368
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:28,720
You will be co-host for the night.

1369
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:34,800
I'll step aside and then when you bomb I'll take the fuck over dude.

1370
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:35,800
There you go.

1371
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:40,920
And anything but a yes means you're a loud mouth wimp with no balls.

1372
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:42,940
All you have is keyboard balls.

1373
01:09:42,940 --> 01:09:49,560
So if you don't take us up on this offer you are a pussy and you have keyboard balls.

1374
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:50,560
Hell yeah.

1375
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:51,560
Yeah.

1376
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:52,560
I'm calling you out.

1377
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:53,560
You are a good job.

1378
01:09:53,560 --> 01:10:04,160
Since my email is messed up go to 2 Douchebags and Microphone on Facebook and message us

1379
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,560
there to make sure we get it.

1380
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:11,200
And anytime you want to have the free reigns or co-host with me.

1381
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:14,440
The Facebook goes through me.

1382
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:16,680
See.

1383
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:21,160
So if you want to do this let us know man any night that I'm available I will record

1384
01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:24,960
your whole podcast and I will put it up there and let's hear it.

1385
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,360
Well give me a shot.

1386
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:27,360
But if you do not.

1387
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:29,760
You want my job go for it.

1388
01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:35,360
If you do not do this you are a keyboard tough guy and nothing more.

1389
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:36,360
Agreed Rob?

1390
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:42,560
It sounds like he's stepping up on my job.

1391
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:44,040
So that's why I'm taking over.

1392
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,040
He's not getting it.

1393
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:46,040
Nobody's getting your job Rob.

1394
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:47,040
What's yours?

1395
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:48,040
I know I know that.

1396
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:52,600
But hey I got to act tough.

1397
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:53,600
Well anyhow.

1398
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:54,600
But anyway.

1399
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:55,600
Yeah.

1400
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:56,600
Skip.

1401
01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:58,320
You are getting my job.

1402
01:10:58,320 --> 01:11:01,200
Skip you got the invitation if not then shut the fuck up.

1403
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:04,600
Mark and I have known each other since 1985.

1404
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,080
Yep.

1405
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:08,600
I guarantee you I like Rob a hell of a lot better than you.

1406
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:10,440
I will move aside for a night.

1407
01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:11,440
See.

1408
01:11:11,440 --> 01:11:12,840
For you to get on here.

1409
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:18,480
See Rob's such a good guy that he's willing to give you your own shot.

1410
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:19,480
So there.

1411
01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:20,480
Yeah.

1412
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:21,480
I'm willing to give you a shot.

1413
01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:22,480
Anything else Skip?

1414
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:25,360
You are just a keyboard tough guy with keyboard balls.

1415
01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:28,240
Anyhow Rob enough about this loser.

1416
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:29,240
Let's go to you.

1417
01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:30,240
You got another story?

1418
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:35,360
See you got me on skip.

1419
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:36,840
I did last night too dude.

1420
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:40,280
I think you might have been more mad last night when I read it to you.

1421
01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:46,120
I think I was and I've had time to take over it and that's why I've calmed down a little

1422
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:47,120
bit.

1423
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:48,400
Well I bet he doesn't answer.

1424
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,920
I bet you he does not answer.

1425
01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:51,920
So anyhow.

1426
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:52,920
I don't think he will.

1427
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:53,920
I've called him.

1428
01:11:53,920 --> 01:12:00,480
Well he ain't going to get to listen to last night.

1429
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:01,480
No.

1430
01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:03,720
I was called this time.

1431
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:05,440
Man that pisses me off so bad.

1432
01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:08,680
I think last night's podcast was so good.

1433
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:15,080
I listened to some of it before I went and did some other recordings.

1434
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:19,480
I did a couple of bits that I wanted to get to and stuff like that.

1435
01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:20,480
I put it.

1436
01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:23,880
I filed it under mp3s and everything.

1437
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:28,360
And then when I went to it this morning I was going to start editing it to post.

1438
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:29,920
It was gone.

1439
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:32,560
My whole computer was wiped out.

1440
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:36,900
And then I didn't have time to put that on a flash drive with four other new bits.

1441
01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:38,220
So that's what I lost.

1442
01:12:38,220 --> 01:12:40,360
Everything else is on a flash drive.

1443
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:46,520
I reloaded it on a laptop and my desktop I got to working again.

1444
01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:48,780
So it's loaded on two computers.

1445
01:12:48,780 --> 01:12:51,400
So we don't lose most of the stuff.

1446
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:54,120
So anyhow last night's podcast was great.

1447
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,840
But you guys will never hear it because it's gone.

1448
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:57,840
So anyhow.

1449
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:58,840
Rob?

1450
01:12:58,840 --> 01:12:59,840
Yeah.

1451
01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:07,240
To be honest I was a hell of a lot harder last night on him.

1452
01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:08,240
Last night.

1453
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:12,160
I thought you were going to fucking hunt him down and beat his ass dude.

1454
01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:13,160
Hey.

1455
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:14,160
Hey.

1456
01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:18,440
I have two extra brother laws that live in Joplin.

1457
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:19,840
You know what Skip?

1458
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:21,400
We can give you their names.

1459
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:22,400
You can come down there.

1460
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:23,400
I used to.

1461
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:24,400
No no no.

1462
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,400
I'll give them his name.

1463
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:27,400
Oh there we go.

1464
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:28,400
Skip give your last name.

1465
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:31,440
They won't even know he's coming.

1466
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:32,440
His name's not even Skip.

1467
01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:34,440
Yeah don't give us your last name.

1468
01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:35,440
You're in trouble.

1469
01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:36,440
His name isn't even Skip.

1470
01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:37,440
If you want to make up Skip.

1471
01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:38,440
Hey just say it.

1472
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:39,440
If you want to make up Skip.

1473
01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:40,440
You just give it a shit.

1474
01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:41,440
Just say it.

1475
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:42,440
I'm just giving you guys shit.

1476
01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:43,440
I'm not going to show.

1477
01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:44,440
Yeah.

1478
01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:45,440
You gave us a lot of content.

1479
01:13:45,440 --> 01:13:46,440
We'll say thank you.

1480
01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:47,440
Go ahead and make up.

1481
01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:48,440
But if not.

1482
01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:49,440
You're on my list dude.

1483
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:50,440
Yeah.

1484
01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:51,440
You know Skip go ahead man.

1485
01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:52,440
That was a great email because it gave us a lot of content.

1486
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:53,440
It was.

1487
01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:54,440
It was.

1488
01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:55,440
It was.

1489
01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:56,440
It was.

1490
01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:57,440
It was.

1491
01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:58,440
It was.

1492
01:13:58,440 --> 01:13:59,440
It was.

1493
01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:00,440
It was.

1494
01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:01,440
It was.

1495
01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:02,440
It was.

1496
01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:03,440
It was.

1497
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:04,440
It was.

1498
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,440
It was.

1499
01:14:05,440 --> 01:14:06,440
It was.

1500
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:07,440
It was.

1501
01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:08,440
That is.

1502
01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:09,440
That is.

1503
01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:10,440
I'm sorry.

1504
01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:11,920
You know I'm PVP guy.

1505
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:14,920
I'm a camera.

1506
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:17,200
Super included.

1507
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:26,940
I've everyone I'm going to let you know I'm so um, so anyhow.

1508
01:14:26,940 --> 01:14:27,940
Well.

1509
01:14:27,940 --> 01:14:32,940
um Gold.

1510
01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:40,740
going on? For the second time tonight another American songwriter. Oh I hear

1511
01:14:40,740 --> 01:14:49,140
I'm really loud and proud right now oh that's cool. This one I kind of like and I

1512
01:14:49,140 --> 01:14:59,620
think you will too. Okay. Greek classic rock songs that have been overused in TV

1513
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:07,300
commercials. I am gonna like this because I'm sick of them go ahead. Well no there's

1514
01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:19,620
one I understand the other two I really don't. Hmm okay. Okay first of course.

1515
01:15:19,620 --> 01:15:26,100
Long to be wild by stepping-wood. To be honest I haven't heard that in a long

1516
01:15:26,100 --> 01:15:32,340
time but it was very popular for a long time. Yep. This heavy metal song from

1517
01:15:32,340 --> 01:15:39,460
Canadian-American rock band stepping-wood rose to fame thanks to its inclusion in

1518
01:15:39,460 --> 01:15:48,420
1969 road trip movie easy rider. But because it is such an iconic traveling

1519
01:15:48,420 --> 01:15:58,260
song and one that represents counterculture it has since been used in commercial after

1520
01:15:58,260 --> 01:16:05,300
commercial after commercial after commercial. I'm reading the words dude. That's okay.

1521
01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:14,580
Okay. From diet sodas to trains to diapers to cars it seems like the song

1522
01:16:14,580 --> 01:16:29,300
was actually born to be commercialized. Hmm yeah yeah agreed. Oh yeah the other

1523
01:16:29,300 --> 01:16:45,220
two I do. Okay. Second one. Breaking the law. Judas Priest. Yeah. I don't think I've

1524
01:16:45,220 --> 01:16:54,380
ever heard that on commercial. No no what's a funny idea for an ad say something

1525
01:16:54,380 --> 01:17:00,660
is breaking the law when the thing is actually totally lawful but it's just

1526
01:17:00,660 --> 01:17:08,980
going against silly convention and when you're ready to do that know what's a

1527
01:17:08,980 --> 01:17:19,220
good song to use. That's right. The Judas Priest hit from their 1980 LP British

1528
01:17:19,220 --> 01:17:31,340
Steel the song used to sell water puff pastry and chicken. I don't think I've

1529
01:17:31,340 --> 01:17:41,060
heard one of them. Over the years to be sure how could so many things be against the law.

1530
01:17:41,060 --> 01:17:49,020
I haven't done these in commercials we did not get to watch them. I know I don't

1531
01:17:49,020 --> 01:17:56,620
remember anything like that. Yeah I used to sell water. What the hell is puff pastry?

1532
01:17:56,620 --> 01:18:02,700
You know what they're French pastries they're they have a lot of filo dough

1533
01:18:02,700 --> 01:18:16,900
stuff like that. No this one hit number two on the list. Okay. And there's last one.

1534
01:18:16,900 --> 01:18:24,540
When I read it I did not think you would understand it either. Okay.

1535
01:18:24,540 --> 01:18:34,700
Ruster Life by Iggy Pop. Never ever heard that. That's ridiculous. I don't know.

1536
01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:42,500
I'm not on this list. No I normally love American songwriter but this no. Let me

1537
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:49,260
let me read this. Okay. See that's the thing. We live in the Midwest it's

1538
01:18:49,260 --> 01:18:54,660
probably stuff we did not see. You're probably right. You're probably right. And

1539
01:18:54,660 --> 01:19:05,420
I think this and this one. Lust for Life come out 1977. The best way to

1540
01:19:05,420 --> 01:19:13,020
have a lust for life is to buy things. That is if you believe a lot of

1541
01:19:13,020 --> 01:19:21,100
commercials including this one for a vacation on a cruise ship that seemed to

1542
01:19:21,100 --> 01:19:27,580
play every five minutes of ever day on TV for years.

1543
01:19:27,580 --> 01:19:35,940
And the Iggy Pop song had been used as ads about a dozen times which is odd since the

1544
01:19:35,940 --> 01:19:44,700
guy is Mr. Rebel. But that's just how things work these days. In a world where

1545
01:19:44,700 --> 01:19:51,420
album sales are non-existent bank streamers that was in quotations was the

1546
01:19:51,420 --> 01:20:01,940
next place. This is what our best have to do to make a good living. Now don't you

1547
01:20:01,940 --> 01:20:13,620
feel you own Lust for Life? No I don't. But yeah it was only a cruise ship commercial.

1548
01:20:13,620 --> 01:20:21,940
Okay I never saw it like you so okay. Well that's what I'm saying. We live in the Midwest.

1549
01:20:21,940 --> 01:20:28,700
And like I said I don't remember the breaking. I don't know I remember a couple of

1550
01:20:28,700 --> 01:20:33,980
times here breaking along commercials. A long time ago maybe I don't quite

1551
01:20:33,980 --> 01:20:42,260
remember. Yeah. Oh hi Opal. Hi Grandma Opal. This is one of the most popular ones. Yeah I agree with that one.

1552
01:20:42,260 --> 01:20:51,140
Hi Grandma Opal. Hi Jimmy. I agree with this list. I don't know about Lust for Life. Yeah and I don't know either.

1553
01:20:51,140 --> 01:20:58,380
Hi Grandma Opal. Hi Jimmy. Hi Ricky. Dodge City Kansas. Love you guys. Thank you

1554
01:20:58,380 --> 01:21:08,340
Mark. Hi Grandma Opal. Hi Ricky. Hi Jimmy. And anyhow we are well into over the ones

1555
01:21:08,340 --> 01:21:14,020
going into other territories on this one. So do you want to go ahead and put a bow

1556
01:21:14,020 --> 01:21:22,500
on this bitch and call it good? How do you feel? I don't care what do you want to do?

1557
01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:33,020
You want to go more? You're the one that's got to get up early. Yeah after being off for four days.

1558
01:21:33,020 --> 01:21:40,780
Yeah you know what we'll go ahead and call it good. Oh no. If you want to we can go a little more. Okay.

1559
01:21:40,780 --> 01:21:45,820
All right I got this one that I want to talk about here. Totally up to you. Okay I got it.

1560
01:21:45,820 --> 01:21:55,340
Okay I want to talk about this here real quick and okay Rob you know it's very cool.

1561
01:21:56,140 --> 01:22:04,580
Look at our hits on RSS.com. There are perfect lines all along I-35, I-70, and I-80.

1562
01:22:04,580 --> 01:22:14,940
That means truckers probably caught on to us. Actually I've been thinking that. Yeah I mean.

1563
01:22:14,940 --> 01:22:21,820
I've been thinking that. We have a ton of hits. Let me pull out my codes. Okay. So I can go in.

1564
01:22:21,820 --> 01:22:33,340
Yeah we got perfect lines on I-80, I-70, and I-35. I've been wondering that because I had a local

1565
01:22:33,340 --> 01:22:48,540
ask me that works at national TV down here. Her husband is a truck driver. Oh okay. And she

1566
01:22:48,540 --> 01:22:54,700
was asked, she heard I was doing a podcast so she asked me about mine and I was telling her about

1567
01:22:54,700 --> 01:23:05,740
it you know. She goes well he kind of wants to get one of his own going. Cool. I said well here's

1568
01:23:05,740 --> 01:23:17,100
what you tell it. Go to RSS.com, set one up. Yeah it's not that complicated. That's all I could tell

1569
01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:25,500
it you know because I can't give her our information you know. No no no I mean everything is really up

1570
01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:33,740
to him. I mean you know if you want to do it. But yeah no he's a truck driver and he's he said

1571
01:23:33,740 --> 01:23:43,260
and she told me she said him and all his friends are getting bored. Oh okay well. With regular radio

1572
01:23:43,260 --> 01:23:52,380
so they're going to podcast. Well regular radio is so controlled and boring anymore it's no wonder

1573
01:23:52,380 --> 01:23:59,660
that people are leaving regular radio in droves. I mean all the talent has been run out of it

1574
01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:05,580
and you can't do this you can't do that you can't you know it's just too many regulations. Right.

1575
01:24:05,580 --> 01:24:10,380
You come here to the internet and say fuck, shit, piss, motherfucker, whatever you want.

1576
01:24:10,380 --> 01:24:17,340
And no one's trying to no one's trying to give you a big fine. You don't have the thought police

1577
01:24:17,340 --> 01:24:22,940
up your ass going hey we think you meant this. None of that. Why wouldn't people go to it? They

1578
01:24:22,940 --> 01:24:28,860
naturally gravitate to it of something like this. Where you can be honest. You can say exactly what

1579
01:24:28,860 --> 01:24:42,300
you want. And also you're free of radio stations control. Radio stations control are horrible

1580
01:24:42,300 --> 01:24:48,220
because they don't want anything that could get them any type of flak or any type of cancel

1581
01:24:48,220 --> 01:24:55,500
or anything like that. So they're so safe anymore. Radio is sterile. It can't go out of the box.

1582
01:24:55,500 --> 01:25:00,220
And if you do go out of the box you'll be run out of the business. That's pretty much it right there.

1583
01:25:00,220 --> 01:25:09,180
And to be honest yeah our name is two douchebags and a microphone. You know what you get. Yeah we

1584
01:25:09,180 --> 01:25:16,780
cuss but we're not that bad actually. No we could be a lot raunchier but I think you and I kind of

1585
01:25:16,780 --> 01:25:28,940
decided since our bits are pretty raunchy. Holy shit dude. What? I just pulled up RSS. Yeah.

1586
01:25:29,900 --> 01:25:38,140
I just seen our numbers. Oh my god. This is catching on more than I ever thought it would honestly.

1587
01:25:38,140 --> 01:25:43,660
Honestly. Oh my god.

1588
01:25:45,900 --> 01:25:54,140
Now I'm down to the cities and the country. Wow. I mean we've exploded in some of it.

1589
01:25:54,140 --> 01:26:04,140
I mean it's just very cool. It's so cool. No Borman has jumped like one third since last month.

1590
01:26:04,140 --> 01:26:11,580
Yes. And they are in our number two. Wow. Oh hey. Yeah.

1591
01:26:14,940 --> 01:26:20,140
Yeah. I'm going to try to pronounce it. You did it. I'm going to try to pronounce it.

1592
01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:30,220
Okay. Tappahannock our number four. Yeah out of nowhere. Suddenly everybody in Tappahannock

1593
01:26:30,220 --> 01:26:37,180
and surrounding areas. In the last month. I know. And they come out of nowhere. I know.

1594
01:26:39,260 --> 01:26:42,540
Wow. Yeah isn't that awesome.

1595
01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:52,540
Uh oh and there's our brothers in Harrisonville. I know. Growing. Growing. Like half of Harrisonville

1596
01:26:52,540 --> 01:27:01,180
is fucking listening. This is awesome. One two three four five six seven eight nine.

1597
01:27:02,780 --> 01:27:10,140
Ah damn it. What? Belgium went down to number ten. I know that kind of hurt me but you know what I

1598
01:27:10,140 --> 01:27:16,140
mean. They'll jump back up there. They always do dude. All it meant was some other places got

1599
01:27:16,140 --> 01:27:27,180
downloaded us a little bit more. Do what? Okay but our number twelve. I don't think I can pronounce

1600
01:27:27,180 --> 01:27:36,620
it. Hang on. Let me look here at number twelve. Dripzak. Weiland. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

1601
01:27:36,620 --> 01:27:42,620
Hang on. Hang on. Germany. Germany is our number twelve. I know. Isn't that something?

1602
01:27:42,620 --> 01:27:50,460
Well I have a cousin in Germany but he is in uh shit I forgot the name of it. It is a big city

1603
01:27:50,460 --> 01:27:56,620
but that's not where the hits are coming from. He asked me what the name of the podcast was so I

1604
01:27:56,620 --> 01:28:04,060
assume he's gonna listen. Oh wait a second. Twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen

1605
01:28:04,060 --> 01:28:14,860
thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen. Oh and get this. Since we. San Jose California.

1606
01:28:14,860 --> 01:28:22,540
I know they jumped up. Since my cousin that lives in Germany is going to go back home to Greece for

1607
01:28:22,540 --> 01:28:29,740
a little bit. He does every year on vacation. Yeah. Okay I told him I said when you get there

1608
01:28:29,740 --> 01:28:33,820
download us that way we'll get a couple of hits from Greece because we don't have any and it's

1609
01:28:33,820 --> 01:28:39,980
far as I can remember we haven't had any from there. So we should be. Yeah I'm looking. I

1610
01:28:39,980 --> 01:28:44,780
think he's leaving for Greece in about a month so we should start getting some hits there.

1611
01:28:44,780 --> 01:28:52,060
We've got all kinds of people. I don't see anything. Hell there's even Hassensack. I know. Isn't that cool?

1612
01:28:52,060 --> 01:29:08,860
I'm still like just amazed. Cool. I'm just amazed. All the freeways. And then we got highway 101

1613
01:29:08,860 --> 01:29:14,860
in California. We got a straight line all the way up and down the coast. So people are listening to

1614
01:29:14,860 --> 01:29:24,220
us there. Going up and down the coast which I find awesome. Dallas is starting to come in big time.

1615
01:29:25,340 --> 01:29:37,260
I was going to the cities. Okay. I mean yeah. South Dallas. Oh South Dallas. Fort Worth. Oklahoma

1616
01:29:37,260 --> 01:29:46,860
City is doing really good. Yeah everybody's doing great man. Yep. Let's see. Holy shit look at those

1617
01:29:46,860 --> 01:29:52,700
wreck dots around the world. Bullshills Lake has a few hits so I guess they're out on the lake.

1618
01:29:53,500 --> 01:29:59,100
That's good. That's good. I love that fact. We love Bullshills. It's beautiful.

1619
01:29:59,100 --> 01:30:10,140
Yes it's beautiful. Well you go to Eureka. You still live down the road. Okay. Gotta work.

1620
01:30:11,180 --> 01:30:16,220
Yep we got a solid line from Lincoln to Omaha indicating that highway there too. So that's

1621
01:30:16,220 --> 01:30:22,300
cool. It's great. So all right. Yeah it's awesome. All right well I think we're going to go ahead and

1622
01:30:22,300 --> 01:30:27,740
put a can on this bitch and call it good Rob. Because you got to go to bed and get up in the

1623
01:30:27,740 --> 01:30:33,980
morning. And also I have some stuff I still have to do before I hit the sack. So anyhow

1624
01:30:34,860 --> 01:30:41,980
I'm just really jazzed about what a great RSS report we have. Oh my god yeah. Yeah I

1625
01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:49,260
I knew we were building till I just looked right now. I'm like oh my god are you serious.

1626
01:30:49,260 --> 01:31:01,980
So I guess Skippy was wrong huh. Everyone else likes us. Skippy go back to our old episodes.

1627
01:31:03,340 --> 01:31:07,100
You'll hear how I have a hairy ass. You want to come kiss it?

1628
01:31:07,100 --> 01:31:22,700
Just saying. Yep. You're not a little RSS. I am. Yep. All right anyhow thank you assholes for

1629
01:31:22,700 --> 01:31:32,540
listening. Have a good night. Good night assholes. Oh no looks like the show's over kids. Mark has

1630
01:31:32,540 --> 01:31:38,860
explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear not assholes they'll be back invading

1631
01:31:38,860 --> 01:32:06,700
your ear holes soon.