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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Hi all. This is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

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Oh yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer bitch.

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Bark. Bark. Bark. Bark. Bark. Bark. Bark.

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I should have never taught that damn dog how to read.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Dirt and apocalypse. Don't forget the nuts. Hickory nuts that is.

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Yeah we know. Hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love.

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Everyone loves the hickory trees. They cut them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats.

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They smoke them and it is a fantastic deal. But little does anyone know about the hickory nuts.

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Dirt and apocalypse hickory nuts could be the best thing you could find.

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Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted or added to various recipes.

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Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet and savory dishes.

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You can use hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto or even a unique hickory nut milk.

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There are five types of hickory nuts.

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Bitter nut hickory, shag bark hickory, pig nut hickory, mockernut hickory and smooth bark hickory.

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Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around Missouri and surrounding areas.

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So, dirt and apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts.

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Two douche bags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Rob Radd, you sound a little tired tonight, are you?

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Oh, I'm worn out, dude.

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Yeah, we just worked three, nine and a half hour days.

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And then that was Monday, Tuesday and today's Wednesday.

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Uh huh.

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Well, we had Sunday off but we put in five hours Saturday and worked 40 hours. Yeah, I'm a little wore out.

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Yeah, yeah, you sound like it and I bet you are.

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But the good thing is my alarm clock is turned off right now.

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I have four days off.

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Excellent.

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If there's any vacation I'm going to relax, enjoy it, get some stuff done around here that I need to.

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Excellent. Good, good, glad to hear that.

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Thank God nobody bothers me.

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Okay, the only bother you might get is me calling you for a podcast, that's probably about it.

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No, no, no, that's fine. I have not heard from my daughter.

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So that's the scary part.

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Okay, well, I hope everything's...

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You're about to get me up and go laugh at me, go watch fireworks or something. I don't know.

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Yeah, you know what?

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Or if she made it, I didn't talk to me. Who knows?

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Who knows? Yeah, you know what, I mean, it's kind of like this.

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They're kids, that's what they do, you know.

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That's why we call it gift time.

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Exactly.

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Yep, yep.

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So anyhow, I finally got a mower and what I did was I bought a used mower because these places...

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Yeah, and it's a really, really good mower and I got a really good deal. The guy's a great guy.

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If I have any problems with it, he'll come out and look at it here and try to fix it or have me...

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Or tell me over the phone what to do.

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And the reason I went ahead and bought a used one is this.

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Nobody takes care of their mowers. Nobody does, it sells them.

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They let them sit out in the rain and they rust.

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And then another thing they do is whenever they have these delivery services like drop off your mower,

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they take the good battery out and put a bad battery in there.

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The only thing that screwed up on this this time was this right here.

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And they thought it had juice, but it didn't.

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I would have not known if they would have scrubbed it up really good.

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I would have not known that it was an old battery.

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But when it didn't start and anyhow, Lowe's still dropped the ball on everything that they did.

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And they were complete idiots in my...

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Oh, I mean, blows.

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And anyhow, I look, I mean, there's a lot of Lowe's that do a great job.

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I felt the one up here did not do me right several times by the way they acted and talked and everything.

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And it was all rusted and everything and it looked like it had a scratch on it.

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I felt like they sold me a used mower.

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Allegedly, I don't know if it was, it could have just sat out in the rain for a long time for like maybe all last season.

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And then this was like the last one they had or something, you know.

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So anyhow, whatever it is, I was like, you know what?

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And I hear that all the other places do it too.

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And I talked to some people that would know that used to work at some farming places and they said, you know, they all do that.

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And I was pretty much told, you know what?

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You might as well just go buy it.

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If someone knows how to fix up mowers and that's what they do for a living, go buy one from them.

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You're going to know that it's taken care of.

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The guy put a brand new carburetor in this.

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He brand new pretty much everything.

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It's pretty much a new mower for a used mower price.

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And also it's a better mower than probably anything I could buy out there on the market.

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So that's the way I went.

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And, you know, I've done business with Lowe's for a long time and I'm not really bagging on them.

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I think this is just the wrong couple of people that I ran into.

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Very well could be.

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That's what I think.

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I got to thinking about, you know what?

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And they've always been really good.

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So anyhow, that's what I just like to say.

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And I will do business with them again, but not with the people that I talk to.

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If I see them there, I'm turned around and leaving.

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So anyhow, you ready to go into the first third?

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Let's do it.

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Hey, hungry for a sandwich with pickles?

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Well now all you have.

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Who isn't, right?

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Well now all you have to do is go to New York and order a pickle bun sandwich.

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That's right.

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The bun is a hollowed out pickle, Rob.

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Me personally.

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Oh wow.

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It looks really good.

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They put everything in there for meatballs, to lunch meat, to shredded beef.

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I mean it is neat.

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I mean I think.

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Me, I hear angels and trumpets whenever I saw it.

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Do you think I'm much of pickles like I do?

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Oh yeah.

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Oh, I've always been a pickle fanatic.

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Me too.

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I've always loved them.

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So hopefully they will work their way to the Midwest and we can have this pickle delight too.

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And we won't have to travel halfway across the country to go get one.

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You know?

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So anyhow, Rob, I got a tip for everybody, okay?

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Is everybody tired of boiling your water every time you serve pasta?

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I got your answer.

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Next time boil a couple of gallons more and then freeze it.

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What?

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Next time boil a couple of gallons extra and then freeze it.

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That way all you got to do is de-thaw it and you got boiled water.

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You're welcome, America.

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Okay.

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Now, tired of stuffy, tired old museums?

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Well now you have an option.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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I already told you.

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I'm tired.

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No, no, no.

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It's okay, Rob.

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It's okay.

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You were tired.

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You can just ask me quick tonight.

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Just saying.

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No, no.

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And it was like at the other night too.

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The one that I posted, the right one that I posted.

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You could hear that you were just out of gas.

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Oh yeah, dude.

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Just the heat and everything.

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No, I understand.

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And we're pushing a lot of big trailers.

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Yeah, no.

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I understand.

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Well, anyhow, you're tired of stuffy, tired old museums.

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Well, now you have options.

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Let's all welcome the new free Puseum.

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The Puseum in Williams, Arizona.

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Yes, no shit.

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Figuratively, not literally.

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This is a museum full of fossilized shit.

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Dinosaur shit to turtle shit to all shits in between.

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Sorry guys, you can't hold the pool and take a picture of it.

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But you can stand next to the shit case and smile big.

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And again, no shit.

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All right.

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That's something I'm supposed to come up with.

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How did you get that?

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Okay, first Fox 4 reported on it.

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Anyway, anyway.

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And then I went and I looked it up and I was like, okay, this is worthy.

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So anyhow, I was pretty impressed by the Puseum.

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So you got to look this up.

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Maybe not tonight because you're too tired, but maybe tomorrow.

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Now listen to this.

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This kicks ass.

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Ozzy has a brand new commercial out.

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Liquid Death is the item he is pimping.

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I've seen something about that.

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What is Liquid Death, you might ask.

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Liquid Death original form is a 100% mountain water source from beneath hundreds of feet of stone.

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It contains natural minerals and electrolytes, canned for your convenience.

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Ozzy is pimping the new Liquid Death powder packs, the mixer to your beverage.

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The commercial starts with Ozzy in the back of a limo.

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He slides up to a couple of teenagers and they got this, you know, they got this little packet of Liquid Death and they're getting ready to tear it open.

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And Ozzy tells him, don't snort it, the powder or free base it or inject it.

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And they're all like, free base, inject powder?

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What?

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You know, they're all like, they don't know what the hell he's talking about, right?

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And then he goes, for God's sakes, whatever you do, do not boof it, you little perverts.

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And they look at each other, they said, boof?

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And then Ozzy goes, yeah.

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He goes, you know, you take the powder and you stick it up your, and then it cuts off.

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He's talking about Stevie Nicks style.

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I guess that's called boofing.

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It is a great fucking commercial.

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So anyhow, when you get a chance and you feel like, you know, you feel a little bit more refreshed probably, Rob.

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Go to YouTube and look at that Liquid Death Ozzy commercial.

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It is a great one.

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I will.

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I will.

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I was really surprised that he'd done a commercial.

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I mean, because I mean, he couldn't, the last I knew he couldn't travel.

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They told him he was at some, going to be at some function in California.

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And his doctor said, advised him not to travel.

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So I, you know, he's, he's by all accounts, not really doing that good.

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So I was surprised to see him in a new commercial, but it could have been done quite a while ago for all I know.

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They could have, you know, filmed it a year ago or something when he was doing better.

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I hope he's doing all right.

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Anyhow, I've got this neat little article.

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Well, recently video footage of a home revealed the cause of the fire that destroyed part of the house.

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The culprit was a combination of boxes on a stove top and a family pet dog jumping up on the stove.

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I have an announcement to make.

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Are you behind on your mortgage?

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Are you upside down on your money?

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It's time for Mark's dog training school.

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That's right, kiddos. Get rid of that mistake in a couple of hours.

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Just bring little Fido in for a free consultation today.

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Act today and get a free 12 pack of thick lighters.

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This is a joke.

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A joke.

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And nothing but a joke.

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Stuck, kids.

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Oh yeah, yeah, I think I'm more looking to it.

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Yeah, I think I do too, man.

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You never know when a dog's gonna, you know, things go wrong in a house or something.

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Yeah, you know, need a little help here or there, whatever, you know.

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We don't know what happened.

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Nobody knows the word, you know, stuff like that.

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So I've got a cupboard.

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Oh, go ahead. What did you say?

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I just said yeah.

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Oh, okay.

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I got a couple of featured emails.

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And Rob, I want your opinion on this because I think the reason this is,

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this is Ronnie in Tulsa who we love.

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Did he add you yet or not?

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All right.

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Huh?

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Did he add you yet or not?

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No.

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Oh, okay. All right.

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Not that I know of.

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Not that I know of.

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Okay. Well, you might look.

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He plans on it. I know that.

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He sent a couple of emails. I love them both.

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He goes, hey, guys, I recently, he knew that we, you and I, you know,

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he's listened to the show since day one.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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We talked at a steak house and we know steaks, right?

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So he's got a really interesting question here.

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Okay.

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He said, I recently had a filet mignon.

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I always have been told that was the best cut of steak available.

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What is your thought?

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You want me to go first or you?

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Don't matter.

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Your choice.

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Okay. I'll go.

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Never trust a steak. You have to wrap bacon around for extra taste.

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Think about it.

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Yeah. We served them. Yeah. We know.

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Yeah. You have to wrap bacon around it for extra taste.

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That tells me that that steak is not as good as a ribeye or even a strip steak to me.

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All those have flavor.

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If you have to wrap bacon around it and also have filet mignon and to me it's boring.

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It doesn't have a whole lot of taste.

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If I eat a filet mignon, I have to use some sort of steak sauce with it because to me it doesn't have that much taste.

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Rob?

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It looks like it's got a cookie.

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They cut out with a cookie cutter.

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It does, don't it?

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You know?

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Yeah.

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I made it. Now honestly my favorite and I do that.

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I took one of these every year on the grill for my own birthday.

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T-bone.

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Oh, how could I forget about a T-bone?

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I think a T-bone might be my favorite too actually.

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No, no, no, no.

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T-bone is a second but I'll tell you my favorite.

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And a lot of people don't know about it.

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You probably heard about it because you've been around farms your life.

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Okay?

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Yeah.

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My favorite is a cap steak.

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Most butcher shops won't touch it because they don't like to cut into a ribeye.

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So what it is is cap steak comes from the end of the ribeye.

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It contains the most tender ribeye meat.

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Filet mignon style but it has a string holding it together.

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Bacon would hurt the taste.

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So you don't put bacon around a cap steak.

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They put a little string, they tie it together.

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And it's these fantastic little marbled pieces of meat that come from the loin side of a ribeye steak.

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And they put them together, they bunch them together and they tie them together with a string.

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And like I said, you can't find them at most butcher shops because nobody wants to cut into a ribeye that they can charge a good amount of money for.

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Yeah, I can see that.

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Yeah, the only place I found it at regularly is Costco.

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Costco is not afraid to do it because I'm pretty sure they ground their hamburger out of the steak trimmings like Justin Jim's does.

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So anyhow, they will do it.

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And I've seen it there regularly but I have not seen it anywhere else regularly at any butcher shop.

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And I've even asked a couple, I'm not going to mention their names, but they told me, they said, no, we won't do it unless you want to pay $100 a pound.

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And I said, of course, I don't fucking want to pay $100 a pound.

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So yeah, so in other words, they're not doing it.

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So anyhow, so a T-bone I love because a T-bone, you know, you get the strip part and then you get the filet.

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You get the loin part over on the left side.

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To me it's cooked just right. It's so juicy.

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Yeah.

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And I still believe in aging steaks. It's not in right now.

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Well, actually it is. But if you want to get a good aged steak, you can't go to any steakhouse.

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You have to go to specialty ones like Stock Hill has them here, wet aged and dry aged steaks.

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I think they have like a 72 day dry aged steak they do with salts.

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And then they have a wet aged that they do with cryovac.

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I've never had the wet aged yet, but I have had the dry aged.

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And to me that is just such a fantastic steak.

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And what they do is controlled spoilage. Right, Rob?

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Right. Yeah. I was just going to add that, yeah, we have a lot of butcher shops down here.

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I bet you they would do a cap steak.

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Yeah. They'll do whatever you take them.

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You know what?

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They do deer processing. And then we got one here in town. They smoke meat. Oh my god.

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You know what? I might want to use them. They smoke meat and everything.

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So they'll cut it up and they'll smoke it too?

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Oh dude, they have this smoker that they use in vegetables and stuff.

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It's in the shape of a train.

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That's kind of cool.

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Yeah, yeah. You can't actually climb up on it and step in the driver's seat, whatever.

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And the back part where the coal bin and all that would be is the smoker.

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It's awesome, dude. It's awesome.

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Hey, when you go down there.

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It's right up here, right straight here.

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When you go near there, will you please send me a picture of that? I want to see that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's right there beside my tank, you know.

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Cool.

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Right here in the middle of town.

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I need to go there. When I come up, let's go there, okay?

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Okay, okay. Check out the butcher shop in Camden, Missouri. That's the name of it.

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Okay, you know, I'll do it later.

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The butcher shop.

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The butcher shop. Okay, hang on. I put it, okay. Here we go, the butcher shop.

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And actually they may have a picture of the train.

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All right, the butcher shop. Camden, the butcher shop.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They do. They do, Rob.

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You got the picture?

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Yep, I got it. You don't have to show me a picture.

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Oh, dude, it's badass. It's badass.

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It's a little bitty place, but man, it looks cool.

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Yeah, it's on the corner right, yeah. Dude, they do a lot of business.

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Yeah, they've got a couple of American.

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You could go in there and get sandwiches. My bank is literally right across the street right there.

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They have a little patio there outdoors, it looks like, and then they have the smoker back behind it.

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Anyhow, go ahead. What now?

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Oh, they got, yeah, you could go in there and buy just like sandwiches for lunch and stuff, you know.

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Cool, they got broadleaf.

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By the time we get out of the bank, we don't have time.

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They have ground camel, which is broadleaf venison. That is hard. You don't find that in any place in the city.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, interesting.

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Oh, yeah, they're the only place like that down here.

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These rib eyes they have on there look incredible.

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These are the people that do a lot of the deer processing down here.

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Oh, you can tell. And they have a nice amber bear, could be inling, right next to the two rib eyes.

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Yeah, I have not, honestly, I have not walked in the door I want to so bad.

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Oh, they got a big, they got a big cowboy steak there too, which is like, what would you call it, a club steak with a tail with the bone still on it. Really neat.

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Or actually, I think it might be a rib eye with a bone. It's a bone in rib eye, I believe.

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Very cool, dude. Thanks for letting me know about that. I'm going to have to check that place out. The butcher shop in Camden, too.

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Oh, dude.

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Excellent.

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Yeah, good stuff.

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I mean, we, they, for our Christmas parties, they have ordered a lot of our food through them.

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Okay, well they are.

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Yeah, I've ate there. Yeah, oh, it's so good.

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Very cool. Well, thanks for the heads up on that, dude. I'm going to definitely, I'm going to check that out.

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We got another featured email. Do you want me to go, let's take our first break and then I'm going to come back with it and we can both discuss it.

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I like the second one really well too. Okay. All right. We'll be right back.

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Dodge City, Kansas. That's right. Dodge City, Kansas. You show up on our radar. All you guys are listening. We love you. Thank you, Opal, Jimmy, Ricky and all the people there.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Okay, let's say I'm walking through a mall and I suddenly walk through a fart. Does that fart then attach itself to me?

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And then when I walk around, people think I'm the gassy one. I may never know.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. What doesn't kill you disappoints us.

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Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cucumber.

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Lake of the Ozarks. Rob Rant's playground. We salute you. Two douchebags and microphone has left its imprint on the lake. Love you guys. Thank you for listening.

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Two douchebags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer you first world problems.

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Oh shit! Look at that drive-thru line. Surely wouldn't expect me to actually have to go in. This sucks.

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And I am Rob.

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Alright Rob. This again is from Ronnie in Tulsa. He had two emails that I...

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I kind of like this guy man. I'm liking this guy.

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He's one of us and you'll see it. I mean not only with the steak question because we used to work at Jess and Jim's, but all the other questions that he asked us that like, you know, we're dead on, right?

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So this one, this one I wrote. Look me up on Facebook. I will accept your printer request. I thought he said he did. On my personal.

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Oh maybe he went. Okay, okay. I'll clarify that. Well he'll hear it. But anyhow, I'll clarify that with him.

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I'm still developing two douchebags and a microphone. I bet you went to that thinking that was yours. Okay. Alright.

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Well they're both mine. Well yeah, but yeah, you know what I mean. You know what? Well you might check it and see if he left you a message.

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I'll check it out. Okay. Alright. His second email is this right here.

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Mark and Rob. I know you guys were into a lot of rock 80s rock and all that.

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In the mid 80s, a lot of the old metal bands started trying to go glam and to look glittery. Some of them could pull it off. Some of them could not.

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I want to hear each one of your bands that you thought couldn't absolutely could not pull it off and they looked ridiculous.

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And I have one. This is Ronnie saying I have one. He said he thought Judas Priest looked ridiculous.

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Mark, Mark, Mark. You need to start giving me a heads up on these.

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Well I didn't look. I didn't. That way I could have some time to think about. That's why I sound stupid because I still think. I'm like wow.

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Okay next time he sends us an email, I will get with you first. But I didn't have any time because I was out with a mower. I apologize.

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No, no, no. You're alright. You're alright brother. Wow.

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Yeah I agree with him on Judas Priest. What do you think? Because remember during Turbo? They did all those colors and they had the hair.

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You know they tried to have the hair. They really couldn't. And I mean they might have even put on a little eyeliner or something.

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And let's see. The Scorpions tried to glam it up too. I mean they were okay at it though.

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Okay I think he's right on with Judas Priest. But let me think about this.

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Actually, actually. I think I got to go with that one too. I really do.

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Yeah. Oh. I got one.

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Just being caught off guard here. Yeah. I mean yeah. I definitely got to agree with Judas Priest.

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Well I didn't have one picked out either. I really didn't think about it that much because I've been busy all day. I've got one. I've got one.

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Lizzie Borden. He looked horrible. Oh my gosh.

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Okay. To me he takes the cake. Because he was this big kind of burly guy with kind of long curly-ish hair.

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Kind of a flat nose. Kind of, I don't know, kind of a rough ass looking Neanderthal kind of looking guy. Yeah.

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And he carried a baseball bat and his gimmick was taking a baseball bat and beating the shit out of stuff on stage. Kind of, you know.

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You're right. Yeah. So I saw him at the Lone Star after he glammed it up.

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And it just did not look right. This big burly guy with his hair kind of stuck up. All aquanetted down.

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And a little bit of makeup. And kind of flashy clothes and this fucking baseball bat. It was wrong dude.

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I'm going with Lizzie Borden as my number one person that should have never went there.

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But I agree with Judas Priest. I think that's a pretty good second right there. But I'm going.

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I'm not seeing that. I think I'm going to have to go with Ronnie on this with Judas Priest. Okay.

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If you ever look at it you'll see what I mean. The dude looked ridiculous. Right. Right. Right. Right.

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I'm just going off what I know. There's other ones too. Oh yeah. Yeah. Man I can't even think of her right now.

436
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Man that is such a. That may be a better question than the state question.

437
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Yeah I know. Yeah the state question. No the state question. That's nothing at all. I know what I like.

438
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Yeah this one is like really. You know what. Wow. Think about it Rob. Okay. And I'll think about it.

439
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Let's try to come up with like our top three. Does that sound good? Top three. Bands that should have never tried to look glam.

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Gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. I know they're there. I just can't think of them on the spot like this. I was lucky. Right. Right. Right.

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Especially when we're live and going here. Yeah. I mean I was lucky to pull Lizzie Borden out of my ass.

442
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But man he is the best example I ever saw live. It was just. He was just ridiculous looking. So anyhow.

443
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But I mean he's still a fun concert though. So anyhow you got something you want to go to Rob?

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Yeah I got something here. Alright. Hey I'll finish it right in my homework down there. Okay that's cool.

445
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Okay. A dozen employees say they watched a large ditch shaped craft hover above a Colorado concert venue and then vanish.

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What? What? What's even crazier is that as soon as we all started noticing it and stopped what we were doing to pay attention to it

447
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the craft tipped at an angle and slowly started moving belly first to the east.

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An employee reported to the National UFO Reporting Center about June 5th sighting at the Red Rocks Amphitheater in Morrison.

449
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At Red Rocks? Yes. This was. This supposedly happened above Red Rocks.

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Then it started fading away until it was invisible. It didn't shoot off into the distance. It simply dissolved into the ether.

451
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We all watched it vanish. The silent hovering object was long about the size of a three story office building with three levels of windows and lights according to the National UFO Reporting Center.

452
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Wow. Yeah and there are several eyewitnesses to this. Several reports of people.

453
00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Oh and it's. Okay it's Fox News. Oh that's. Okay that's a good source. On the internet. Uh huh. Yeah. Wow.

454
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Is there any video or do you know?

455
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Uh. Well I hadn't read that far into it. You know what I'll look it up. It's cool.

456
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Yeah. Yeah just check it out if you ever read. Check it out. Red Rocks Amphitheater in Colorado. Uh huh.

457
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Well Red Rocks is such a famed venue. I think virtually everybody knows what we're talking about. It's a beautiful venue in the mountains and you too film there. I forgot what song there.

458
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:55,000
And anyhow there have been a lot of bands that filmed music there because it's such a cool. It has huge rocks everywhere. A lot of them are red of course.

459
00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:06,000
And it's just a beautiful place. It looks like paradise. And then you get music venues. You know. Then you get good music there too or you know sometimes good music.

460
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Yeah. Yeah. So okay very cool. Um.

461
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:16,000
There is a new prosthetic that can be controlled by your mind.

462
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:25,000
So if someone has an artificial limb like a leg. They can put this thing on there.

463
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:33,000
And it can be controlled by like on their mind like your feet do right. You know you just don't think about your feet move.

464
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Oh so it's not just a certain limb. They can do this to any limb.

465
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:43,000
No. It sounds to me like they can do it to any limb. So.

466
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,000
Okay. Okay. Because I could make fun of that.

467
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Well I am going to make fun of it because I do have a pretty good idea of what I would like to do with it.

468
00:36:52,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Okay. Anyhow I'll go into this and then I'll go into my idea which is probably not the best idea. I'll go ahead and just say that right now. Okay.

469
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Um. What? Mind controlled prosthetics use brain computer interfaces BCIs to connect the brain to a machine and allow the wearer to control it with their thoughts.

470
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:25,000
When the wearer wants to move the prosthetic their brain sends the signals to their muscles which are then detected by sensors and relayed to the device.

471
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:34,000
The device then interprets and translates the signals into control signals that make the prosthetic move.

472
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:40,000
So this could be anything. This could be an arm a leg a hand fingers.

473
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:45,000
Asshole man. I don't know. Probably not an asshole but you know.

474
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:50,000
That'd be cool. But you know what I'd like to do. I would love to intercept this technology.

475
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:59,000
And then just like you know whenever someone has this and they're like walking along the street. Just have them start kicking people randomly.

476
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:04,000
That'd be great. Walk up and kick someone right in the balls.

477
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:12,000
I'm sorry man. I don't know. It's defective man. It's a mind control one. I don't know what happened.

478
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:18,000
That'd be horrible. The guy already is missing a limb right. And then he gets his ass kicked by someone because he cracked him in the balls.

479
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
And he had nothing to do with it.

480
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000
Dude. Yeah. A prosthetic leg.

481
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Yeah. Or if you were like really. If you were like really.

482
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000
If you kicked somebody so hard and you were not feeling.

483
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
Yeah.

484
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
Oh better yet a fist.

485
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:40,000
Oh yeah. You know what. Have a glove on. Have a glove on and get into a bar fight.

486
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Not that we're making fun of nobody.

487
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000
No no no no. This is a great invention.

488
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:53,000
We're not making fun of anybody. No. We're just saying in our works minds.

489
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:58,000
If you could see this and we would like that.

490
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:05,000
I actually envision this. I envision you being able to break into this code.

491
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000
Oh go ahead. What?

492
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Go ahead.

493
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:19,000
And make the person skip. Make him tap dance. And make him kick people in the ass at any random time.

494
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:26,000
Oh my god. And then the person that gets kicked in the ass he couldn't hit him back because then he'd be hitting a cripple right.

495
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Yeah. Yeah.

496
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Yeah. It wouldn't be right.

497
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,000
I don't know what that's going to help. I got to kick.

498
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,000
It probably hurts so bad you would hit him back.

499
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,000
Oh man. You know what. I mean.

500
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Dude. You brought a weapon to the fight.

501
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Yeah. Yeah.

502
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Anything goes.

503
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Oh man. There could be a lot of fun had with one of those.

504
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Oh hell yeah.

505
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:58,000
I don't want to be missing a limb to have one. I want to find someone that's already missing a limb that has it installed.

506
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Yes.

507
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yep.

508
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,000
And then talk them into doing it.

509
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Yes. Or either that or find a way to break into the electronics and you do it yourself with him having no say so.

510
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:18,000
But it does have a cool little video here. A guy with a robotic arm. He is drinking a bottle of water.

511
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:24,000
It's very cool. I mean it all looks it all looks robotic. It is neat looking.

512
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:29,000
And he just like he just raised it and drank it fluidly like you would your own limb.

513
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,000
That is pretty fucking cool. All joking aside.

514
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Honestly. No. Yeah. All joking aside. That is cool.

515
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Yeah. And that's going to help a lot of people like you know people that were injured in Iraq Afghanistan in the line of duty.

516
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:51,000
You know all this stuff man. And I also wonder how far they can take it.

517
00:40:51,000 --> 00:41:00,000
If someone is paralyzed could they possibly give them new limbs that will move if they wanted them.

518
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,000
I don't know.

519
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Something to think about. I don't know. We'll see how far this goes.

520
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Well they have came out with like the body shoots.

521
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Yeah. That's true.

522
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Exoskeleton thing you know.

523
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:22,000
You reported on that didn't you.

524
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:29,000
I think yeah. I think that was a while back.

525
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:33,000
It was a while back but I remember that. Yeah. That's pretty cool.

526
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Wow. Okay. Well anyhow that's pretty much all I have with that one. You got something.

527
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Yeah I do. Okay.

528
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:58,000
King Arthur's magical sword is in the stone maybe the stuff of legend and many a film and TV adaption.

529
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:06,000
But France has its own real life Excalibur for centuries.

530
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Okay.

531
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Okay. Now since we have France listeners I may get called out of this but this is what I'm reading.

532
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,000
We actually have quite a few to my surprise.

533
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Yeah. Yeah. They might be able to back me up on this.

534
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Yeah maybe so. Hey if you're from France and you know I will get my email fixed.

535
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:33,000
DoucheB66 at Yahoo.com

536
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,000
And I hope I don't butcher these names.

537
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:45,000
France if he butchers a name you have more than you can do whatever you want. You can call up and call us stupid asses or whatever.

538
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Because I guarantee you I won't know the names either. But anyhow go ahead Rob.

539
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,000
But just tell me that I was correct in the story.

540
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
Okay.

541
00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:11,000
The Durandal sword has earned its own mythological credit asyl having been embedded high up in a rock in the south central village.

542
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Okay. Here's one more get in trouble.

543
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Okay.

544
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Rock a monder. I just say A M A D O U R. Yeah that sounds about right.

545
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Go ahead. Look I'm not going to get it right either. So just go ahead Rob.

546
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Right. For some one thousand three hundred years and yet on Saturday June 22nd the sword suddenly vanished from its rocky bed and no one can work out how the thief took it.

547
00:43:49,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Durandal was the legendary sword of Roland a renowned warrior and the protagonist of the 11th century epic poem.

548
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:07,000
Richard Sean Dave Roland.

549
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Okay.

550
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,000
According to the. I'm trying my best here.

551
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000
No it's cool go ahead. It's all right.

552
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:33,000
I know I know. According to the story which is the oldest surviving major work of French literature Durandal was the sharpest sword of all time capable of slicing through boulders with a single strike.

553
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:55,000
The myth also states that within its golden hill was embedded a tooth of St. Peter the blood of St. Basil the great the hair of St. Innis and a piece of Virgin Mary's clothes.

554
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Okay.

555
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:16,000
The indestructible weapon was said to have been brought by an angel to then King of Frank Charlemagne who subsequently equipped it to Roland.

556
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,000
You remember that name from history Charlemagne.

557
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Yeah sure do.

558
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Yeah.

559
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Before his death at the Battle of.

560
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,000
We're not half.

561
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Well that's not my day.

562
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Okay.

563
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Roland allegedly tried to destroy the sword on the rocks to prevent his enemies from taking it.

564
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,000
But his efforts were in vain.

565
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Eventually he hurled it into the air and they last catch a tip to save it from the clutches.

566
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Miraculously it traveled hundreds of miles before it embedding itself into the cliff face of the Maldives.

567
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Okay.

568
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:19,000
I suppose they do this sort of thing here and this is the legend.

569
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:24,000
And it flew hundreds of miles.

570
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,000
What did it say 3800.

571
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Oh yeah.

572
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
No it doesn't say.

573
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Um okay I think I got the gist of it what you're saying.

574
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Yeah.

575
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,000
Yeah.

576
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Wow.

577
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,000
Okay.

578
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Yeah.

579
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000
Yeah.

580
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Yeah someone cut that I can tell you that right now.

581
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Well how the hell did they get out there.

582
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,000
I don't know.

583
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000
I mean.

584
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Yeah that's the question.

585
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000
That's what they're trying to figure out.

586
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Um there there has to be a way.

587
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:05,000
I mean it was obviously taken right.

588
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000
I think.

589
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Yeah.

590
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000
I don't know.

591
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Um let's uh let's take our second break and I got another update on the John Deere story we did.

592
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Last episode that I accidentally posted and then took back down.

593
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:27,000
So yeah we'll be right back.

594
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Yeah I thought I thought it was kind of strange that work.

595
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,000
There wasn't any promos.

596
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Yeah it wasn't a beginning wasn't an end and no promos.

597
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,000
You hear me flipping through pages and stuff.

598
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
It was just me and you talking.

599
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
I know.

600
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000
It's like it was like damn it.

601
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:46,000
And I didn't notice this till way later because I've been running around doing a little bit of everything today.

602
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:53,000
And anyhow I noticed it like three hours later and they're always like there's already like a hundred hits on the fucking thing.

603
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
I was like great.

604
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:56,000
So anyhow.

605
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Well everybody knows you know everyone that downloaded it knows I screwed up.

606
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
So there you go.

607
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Anyhow we'll be right back.

608
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:09,000
I almost texted you about 5.30 this morning to say.

609
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,000
It would have been great because before I left.

610
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
I got up at four.

611
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:18,000
I was already listening.

612
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Wow yeah I posted it last night.

613
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,000
You're right.

614
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,000
I forgot.

615
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Wow okay.

616
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Well um yeah.

617
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Oh well you know what.

618
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
It was still a good show.

619
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:35,000
This here is fucking blathering in between and papers turning and coughing and scratching our nuts and all that good stuff.

620
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,000
So it was kind of like a little live section or something.

621
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:47,000
Anyhow all right we'll be right back.

622
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,000
Thank you.

623
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:55,000
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624
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Henrico wherever that is Overland Park.

625
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,000
We know where that's at San Francisco Glencoe.

626
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000
I guess that's Canada isn't it.

627
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628
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629
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,000
And the rest.

630
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Thank you for listening.

631
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Love you guys.

632
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Hey there fuck stick.

633
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,000
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

634
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:34,000
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635
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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

636
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,000
It's strange insults from an alien.

637
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Real hilarious.

638
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:54,000
You have the personality of a soggy newspaper.

639
00:49:54,000 --> 00:50:01,000
And now deep thoughts with Mark.

640
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000
You know what would be really cool.

641
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:08,000
If George Gray of the Price is Right was talking about a 20 ounce bag of fish sticks.

642
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:13,000
And actually said a 20 ounce bag of fish sticks.

643
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:31,000
Yeah that would be fun.

644
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:44,000
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

645
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,000
You douchebags in a microphone raw and uncensored.

646
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000
See behind the smoke show.

647
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Watch as the douchebags get stung by a scorpion bee.

648
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out.

649
00:50:56,000 --> 00:51:00,000
Watch Mark revisit Clinton Missouri to claim his innocence for all the man.

650
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Shoulder accusation.

651
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:06,000
Now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar.

652
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you.

653
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:24,000
Supplies are limited so act now.

654
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Hi all.

655
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000
This is Chicago.

656
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:34,000
I am the most dangerous city in North America.

657
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
You can't touch me.

658
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Oh yeah.

659
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000
This is Kansas City here.

660
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Hold my beer bitch.

661
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Hi, I'm Rob.

662
00:51:50,000 --> 00:52:00,000
I've got a little update on the John Deere story that I went into a little bit ago before we went to our skits and bits and stuff.

663
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,000
Okay.

664
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:10,000
John Deere seems to have purchased 234 acres of land in Northwest Indiana.

665
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:14,000
This will eventually be a distribution center.

666
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:22,000
So Mexico builds them and the USA houses them and ships them is the way it looks.

667
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
I'm still out.

668
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:29,000
They take good paying American jobs and send them away and America gets the scraps.

669
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,000
No thank you John Deere.

670
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,000
I don't think I'll be doing business with you anymore.

671
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Rob?

672
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
Yeah.

673
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:49,000
They've been a big part of this country for many years.

674
00:52:49,000 --> 00:53:01,000
Anybody that's informing or even long mowing, anybody that knows John Deere products, they're good products.

675
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,000
But you move them out of the country?

676
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,000
Yeah, and the thing is I think they're trying to...

677
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:14,000
You're going against everything that you stood for all these years, American name.

678
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Rob, that is very well said.

679
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:20,000
I agree with that 100%.

680
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,000
My grandfather was a farmer, I know.

681
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000
And he loved John Deere, didn't he?

682
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Yes he did.

683
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Yeah, all the farmers I know, it was international and then after international kind of went away.

684
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:38,000
I think first it was Ford and then it was international and then after that it was John Deere.

685
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,000
Anyhow, I've got a little story about John Deere.

686
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Oh go ahead, what now?

687
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Well he had a couple of the...

688
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Back when I was really younger and I got to really first start driving tractors, he had a couple of the Ford 9600s.

689
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,000
Oh yeah, I like those.

690
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
I like those a lot.

691
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:14,000
With cabs and AM radio, yeah it was badass.

692
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,000
That's back when AM was great radio too.

693
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Yeah, yeah.

694
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:22,000
That was in the early, early 80s.

695
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,000
I've got a weird John Deere story, okay.

696
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:32,000
And I know this to be a fact because this guy that I used to know, he's since passed away, he was a farmer his whole life.

697
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:43,000
And when he passed away they had an auction, getting rid of the stuff that he would never use again because he was in the great beyond.

698
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:56,000
So in the 60s, I think mid 60s, International built some new tractor to rival the John Deere's smaller tractor, like a lawn mower tractor.

699
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:10,000
So John Deere in response to that, you remember International's colors, they were kind of a, I don't know, almost like a puke red or something, kind of a dull reddish brick color.

700
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:13,000
That was International color, right?

701
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,000
John Deere came out with International colored mowers.

702
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
They were that brick red color.

703
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:22,000
Well, needless to say, it went over like a lead balloon.

704
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,000
Nobody wanted anything to do with that.

705
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:29,000
So what happened is, is all the dealers had already bought these thinking they were going to sell good.

706
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:38,000
They started painting the mowers themselves and selling them in the regular colors to try to fool people.

707
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:45,000
And then what happened is in a couple years they get a couple of scratches and people realize they've been had, but by that time you're not taking the mower back.

708
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
Not back then, you know.

709
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,000
So, yeah, yeah, that was pretty interesting.

710
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
But back to this.

711
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
Okay.

712
00:55:54,000 --> 00:56:03,000
I think John Deere is trying to justify, to me, the way I feel in my opinion, I think they're trying to justify this by adding jobs.

713
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000
They're not going to say, hey, we took away jobs.

714
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000
They're going to go, what are you talking about?

715
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,000
We just added a bunch of jobs in northwest Indiana.

716
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000
You see what I'm saying?

717
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
It's kind of a heat reversal deal.

718
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000
They're going to be like, well, we just added a bunch of jobs.

719
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,000
What are you guys talking about?

720
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,000
Well, no, they're not assembly jobs.

721
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000
They're not jobs that take some skill.

722
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:26,000
What they are is people are going around in forklifts, putting these things on trucks and moving them.

723
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:33,000
So I'm sorry, but I don't think that's the same classification or pay scale of the jobs they took away.

724
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,000
Your thoughts?

725
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
No, I agree.

726
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000
I totally agree.

727
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Yeah, that's, yeah.

728
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:47,000
Yeah, to me, it's cheap and I don't like it.

729
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000
That's about all I can say.

730
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,000
In my opinion, it's cheap and I don't like it.

731
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,000
All right, Rob, I think I'm done with that.

732
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:56,000
I spoke my piece and so do you.

733
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:59,000
So you got something?

734
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000
That's what I was doing.

735
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000
I was trying to come up with my next one.

736
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,000
Okay.

737
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000
Oh, hang on.

738
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,000
I got some.

739
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,000
Okay, go ahead.

740
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:13,000
Here's a little something I ran across a while ago.

741
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:14,000
All right.

742
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:25,000
I ran across this on Branson News and it's just like one short little paragraph.

743
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:42,000
A giant salamander like creature with a toilet shaped head and huge fangs was a top predator 40 million years before the first dinosaurs evolved.

744
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:48,000
New research reveals.

745
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
Okay, I try going further.

746
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,000
You can't go any further into it.

747
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,000
Okay.

748
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,000
All right.

749
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:01,000
Yeah, just stop.

750
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,000
First off, Hi Grandma Opal.

751
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,000
Hi, Jimmy.

752
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,000
Hi, Ricky Dodge City, Kansas.

753
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,000
We love you.

754
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,000
Hi, Grandma.

755
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Hi, Jimmy.

756
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000
Hi, Ricky.

757
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Now I have a dog city story that I promised on the last podcast or the last one you'll hear.

758
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,000
So right before this part of the roof at the Cargill Beach.

759
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:31,000
The Cargill beef plant in Dodge City collapsed over the weekend after the area got more than four inches of rain in a short period.

760
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:34,000
Cargill says no one was injured.

761
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,000
The company is not running production Monday as it deals with the mess.

762
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:43,000
A spokesperson says Cargill is working with structural engineers to stabilize the roof.

763
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:50,000
The company is also beginning to implement contingency plans to safely resume operations as soon as possible.

764
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:56,000
All of the processed beef in our coolers and distribution center was unharmed and we will be shipping it to customers this week.

765
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:06,000
The spokesperson said we will leverage the broad footprint of our supply chain to minimize disruptions to customers and producers if necessary.

766
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:12,000
So that was my that was my dog city that I promised.

767
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
And I got another little tidbit here.

768
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,000
You know, Redbox.

769
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
Yeah.

770
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:21,000
Check the Bluetooth.

771
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,000
Check the Bluetooth.

772
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
That's going fine.

773
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,000
OK.

774
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,000
OK.

775
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,000
I heard a couple of things.

776
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,000
It just started to start sound different.

777
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,000
That's my computer.

778
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,000
That's my computer updating and I don't know how to stop it.

779
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,000
Otherwise I would.

780
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,000
Yeah.

781
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:43,000
Well, it changed the sound coming to me too.

782
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,000
So yeah, now we're back normal.

783
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
OK.

784
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:56,000
Well, Redbox founded in 2002 is best known for red colored self-serve machines that sit outside pharmacies and grocery stores to rent or sell DVDs.

785
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:06,000
In Friday's filing, Chicken Soup for the Soul noted and that's their parent company that it currently operates about twenty seven thousand kiosks across the U.S.

786
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Down from thirty six thousand Redbox acquisition was finalized in August of 2002.

787
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Chicken Soup for the Soul also operates ad supported streaming and video on demand offerings.

788
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:26,000
That includes Redbox Live TV and Crackle, a streamer that Chicken Soup for the Soul of the Soul acquired from Sony.

789
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
So basically, here's what the deal is.

790
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
The old concept of it.

791
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:35,000
You go up there outside of 7-Eleven or whatever and you go rent a movie or buy a movie from it.

792
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:37,000
That's gone.

793
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:42,000
Their streaming part of Redbox is still going and doing OK.

794
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:57,000
So Chicken Soup for the Soul, the parent company, probably, in my opinion, bought this knowing they're going to go for the streaming and didn't really give a damn about the other part of it because that's not the thing anymore.

795
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:03,000
Nobody goes out there and gets a physical DVD and puts it in the DVD player and watches it.

796
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,000
They just stream it.

797
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:11,000
So I think they did this Redbox deal to have a Redbox streaming service and that's all they wanted.

798
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:18,000
So now this other one's going to be out of the way so they can add to that and make that a better product probably, right?

799
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Yeah. Yeah.

800
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:24,000
So you got anything Rob or not?

801
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,000
Yeah, I do.

802
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,000
OK.

803
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:31,000
I got a little across the list here.

804
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,000
I'm kind of interested actually.

805
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,000
OK.

806
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:44,000
The top 10 illegal pets to own in the United States in 2024.

807
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:48,000
This is going to be good.

808
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:53,000
Number 10, hedgehogs.

809
01:01:53,000 --> 01:02:07,000
Hedgehogs may look like the perfect pocket pet, but it is illegal to own them in many states, including California, Hawaii, Georgia, and Pennsylvania.

810
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Some cities like Washington, D.C. and New York City also have laws against owning them.

811
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,000
OK.

812
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Number 9, ferrets.

813
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:35,000
Ferrets are illegal to own in California, Hawaii, and many individual cities, including Washington, D.C. and New York City.

814
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,000
I wonder why that is.

815
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:53,000
The most common reason for banning them in those states is the changes that could cause harm to the ecosystem if they are set loose or lost in the wild.

816
01:02:53,000 --> 01:03:04,000
Ferrets are escape artists, so that may not be an unreasonable fear.

817
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000
OK.

818
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,000
This is all new to me.

819
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:12,000
I mean, I like it.

820
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Well, ferrets are actually kind of common in Missouri, though.

821
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:19,000
Yeah, I've known a lot of people that owned ferrets over the years.

822
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:24,000
But it sounds like as long as you keep them under control, you're all good.

823
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000
Yeah, that's what I thought.

824
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:30,000
And also the only other thing is they do have kind of a stink to them.

825
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,000
You can have the glands removed.

826
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,000
Right.

827
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,000
Yeah, OK.

828
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,000
OK.

829
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:42,000
Number 8, monkeys.

830
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,000
I bet.

831
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Go ahead.

832
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,000
I said I bet.

833
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,000
Go ahead.

834
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,000
I'm sorry.

835
01:03:50,000 --> 01:04:10,000
It is illegal to own a monkey in 19 states, including California, Colorado, Connecticut, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont, Wyoming, and Hawaii.

836
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,000
We can own one.

837
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,000
I just read up that fast.

838
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,000
You did.

839
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,000
We can own one, Rob.

840
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:18,000
How did I come up with the energy to do that?

841
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:20,000
I don't know.

842
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:37,000
Other states have a partial ban from owning a monkey as a pet, while others like Florida require you to volunteer with monkeys before purchasing one and pass a written exam.

843
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:41,000
OK.

844
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,000
OK.

845
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,000
Yeah.

846
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:47,000
So you have to, like a driver's test.

847
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:53,000
So like a driver's test, you have to pass a written exam to own a monkey.

848
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,000
Yeah.

849
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,000
I can believe it though.

850
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,000
In some places, yeah.

851
01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:02,000
They can get very rowdy and very mischievous, so I believe it.

852
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:09,000
Well, that and you should be trained on the diseases that they carry.

853
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,000
That's a good point, too.

854
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,000
You're right.

855
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Yep.

856
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,000
Yeah.

857
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:17,000
Do not bang a monkey.

858
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

859
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,000
OK.

860
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,000
Number seven, sugar gliders.

861
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,000
They're cool.

862
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:33,000
They look like little chipmunks, don't they?

863
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,000
Yeah.

864
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,000
They're cute little dudes.

865
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,000
And they've got a flowery scent to them, believe it or not.

866
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,000
They smell flowery.

867
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:40,000
They kind of look like a little chipmunk.

868
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,000
Yeah.

869
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,000
Yep.

870
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,000
Just different markings.

871
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,000
Yeah.

872
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:50,000
Sugar gliders are a fat pet that many choose to own.

873
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:58,000
But owning one is illegal in many states, including Alaska, California, Hawaii, and Pennsylvania.

874
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:06,000
They are also illegal in some cities like St. Paul, Minnesota, and New York City.

875
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,000
Huh.

876
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,000
I wonder why.

877
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:15,000
What the hell is it with New York City not wanting to have pets?

878
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,000
Oh, too many damn people.

879
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:18,000
Yeah.

880
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:21,000
Yeah, you got room for pets.

881
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Yeah.

882
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,000
Yeah.

883
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,000
OK.

884
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,000
Especially Zari.

885
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,000
Yeah.

886
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,000
OK.

887
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,000
I get it now.

888
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:33,000
All right.

889
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:38,000
Number six, bangles.

890
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,000
Bangle tigers?

891
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,000
Yeah.

892
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,000
OK.

893
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,000
I think I'd have to agree with that.

894
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:53,000
Well, it's obvious why big cats like lions and tigers are banned as pets, but it is also

895
01:06:53,000 --> 01:07:00,000
illegal to own a bangle in at least 19 states.

896
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Others have strict laws saying that you must prove that the animal is at least four generations

897
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:13,000
removed from its wild ancestors.

898
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,000
Cool.

899
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:25,000
So, yeah, at some states, as long as you can prove that, you're good.

900
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:27,000
OK.

901
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,000
OK.

902
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:34,000
Number five, this one's intriguing.

903
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,000
OK.

904
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:39,000
I'm going to have a hard time with the name.

905
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:45,000
I had never heard of them or seen one, but I'm looking at one and I'm in love.

906
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:47,000
I want one.

907
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,000
OK.

908
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,000
Chalcis?

909
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:57,000
C-H-A-U-S-I-E-S.

910
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:01,000
Wait a...

911
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:06,000
C-H-A-U-S-I-E-S.

912
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,000
I'm going to look this up.

913
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,000
Yes.

914
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:18,000
In at least 19 states, it is illegal to own a chalcis, that's what I'm calling.

915
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:27,000
These hybrid cats are created by breeding jungle cats and domestic cats.

916
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:35,000
They are about twice as big as a typical house cat, but are very active.

917
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:39,000
It takes time to walk your cat.

918
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:47,000
Regularly, I give them other forms of exercise, or they can become destructive.

919
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:54,000
Many develop gluten allergies, so the food can be costly.

920
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,000
Wow.

921
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,000
Check this out though.

922
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,000
I was trying to look up that animal, right?

923
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,000
That cat.

924
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000
Instead, I came up with a charris.

925
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,000
You know what a charris is?

926
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:12,000
Charris are large, venomous insects that live deep in the lightless caverns and chasms beneath Skyrim.

927
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:15,000
These are evil looking fuckers.

928
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:20,000
They have been domesticated by the Falmer and often live and fight alongside their masters.

929
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:27,000
One should be sure to improve one's resistance to poison with antibodies, potions, or enhancements when facing them.

930
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,000
What the hell?

931
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:34,000
Anyway, Rob, I'm sorry, go ahead, but look up a charris when you get a chance.

932
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:37,000
C-H-A-U-R-E-U-S.

933
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:41,000
C-H.

934
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,000
Hang on, hang on, hang on.

935
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:47,000
It's a fucking video game.

936
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:50,000
It's a video game.

937
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:54,000
Sorry everybody.

938
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,000
I was wondering about Skyrim.

939
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,000
I'm like, what is Skyrim?

940
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,000
Anyhow, okay.

941
01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,000
False alarm.

942
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,000
Anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

943
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,000
C-H-A-U-S-I-E-S.

944
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:10,000
They look like a cat, but they're a whole lot bigger.

945
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,000
I see them now.

946
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,000
I got the right one in there.

947
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,000
Okay.

948
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:20,000
Number four, turtles.

949
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,000
Okay.

950
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:36,000
You cannot own a pet turtle in North Dakota or North Carolina, and many other states have bans on selling them if their shell measures less than six inches.

951
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:45,000
Still, other states ban the sale or trade of turtles unless certified as free of salmonella.

952
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:51,000
They carry the salmonella germs on their outer shells.

953
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,000
Huh.

954
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,000
Yeah.

955
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,000
Did know that.

956
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000
Yeah.

957
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:02,000
Isn't it like a, a, aardvarks?

958
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,000
No, not aardvarks.

959
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:06,000
Oh, shit.

960
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,000
Armadillos.

961
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,000
What?

962
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,000
They carry leprosy.

963
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:12,000
Armadillos carry leprosy, I think, or something like that.

964
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,000
Let me look it up.

965
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,000
They've been known to, I think so.

966
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:25,000
I think they've been known to, but I think the armadillos we have down here, I, I don't know.

967
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,000
Oh, yeah, you have them there.

968
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:28,000
Yeah.

969
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

970
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:33,000
People run them all the time down here.

971
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:34,000
Leprosy.

972
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:37,000
Parasitic worms and rabies.

973
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:38,000
Wow.

974
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,000
Leprosy.

975
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,000
Yeah.

976
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,000
Wow.

977
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:48,000
That would, yeah, that could fall in on armadillos.

978
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,000
Yeah, yeah.

979
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,000
Wow.

980
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:56,000
They're crazy little bastards, though, because I know a buddy of mine had one plow up his

981
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:59,000
lawn overnight, and that's what an armadillo can do, right?

982
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,000
You know this because you live around him.

983
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:04,000
They'll plow up your whole yard in one night.

984
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,000
It'll look like someone took a disc.

985
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:11,000
If you know what a disc is, it's taking that dirt and make it into almost like a powder

986
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,000
for planting.

987
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,000
It looks like they disc your whole lawn.

988
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:20,000
They plowed it and disc it, and anyhow, he went out there and he saw it, and he shot

989
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:22,000
it, but all he did was wound it.

990
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:26,000
And he said that thing freaked out on him, jumped up six foot in the air and came at

991
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,000
him.

992
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:33,000
He said he ran in the house, and then it went back down.

993
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:36,000
He didn't know that they could jump up that high and come after him.

994
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,000
I mean, it was so mad because he hit it.

995
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:41,000
So then he had to sneak up on it and shoot it, right?

996
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:50,000
He had to stick the shotgun barrel right inside of there of his protection, his armor,

997
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,000
and had to blow his head off.

998
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,000
He said it was horrible.

999
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:54,000
Anyhow.

1000
01:12:54,000 --> 01:13:00,000
Yeah, I don't think he was screwing with me.

1001
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,000
I really don't.

1002
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:05,000
He said that this thing jumped up six foot in the air and came at his face.

1003
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:06,000
It was so mad.

1004
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:10,000
And luckily, he was near his house door and he ran in his house.

1005
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,000
So, anyhow.

1006
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:14,000
Actually, I can believe it.

1007
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,000
I could believe it, yeah.

1008
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,000
I've never been around him that much.

1009
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,000
They're not up here.

1010
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:21,000
Yeah, six foot, that might be a little exaggeration.

1011
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,000
Three-four foot, maybe.

1012
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,000
Maybe three or four.

1013
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,000
I don't know.

1014
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,000
Anyhow, he could have been exaggerating.

1015
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

1016
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,000
Okay, number three.

1017
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:33,000
Skunks.

1018
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:41,000
If you have thought that a pet skunk would make an ideal pet, do not be quick to buy one,

1019
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:50,000
especially if you live in 17 U.S. states, including Alabama, Florida, Indiana, Iowa,

1020
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:53,000
Massachusetts, and Michigan.

1021
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:59,000
You could own anything in Missouri.

1022
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,000
I swear.

1023
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

1024
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,000
Yeah.

1025
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:11,000
The bands include animals that have been domesticated by having their sink glands removed.

1026
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:15,000
Don't they consider it cool?

1027
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:19,000
They consider it cool because it has no protection.

1028
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,000
Right.

1029
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:25,000
It's kind of like declawing your cat.

1030
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:30,000
If you declaw your cat and let it outdoors, you're stupid.

1031
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,000
Right.

1032
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:37,000
I've known people that have pet skunks.

1033
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:42,000
I did too when I was younger, and it was pretty much a cat to me.

1034
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,000
They even kind of purr.

1035
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,000
Do you notice that?

1036
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,000
Yeah.

1037
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,000
Yeah.

1038
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,000
They probably are a feline.

1039
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,000
I'd have to look it up.

1040
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,000
So anyhow.

1041
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,000
Okay.

1042
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,000
Number two.

1043
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,000
Okay.

1044
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,000
Lemurs.

1045
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:57,000
Yeah.

1046
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,000
I can believe that too.

1047
01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,000
Yeah.

1048
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:12,000
You could thank that Madagascar cartoon for that.

1049
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:13,000
Good point, Rob.

1050
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:21,000
If you think it would be fun to own a lemur, be careful where you choose to live as there

1051
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:28,000
are illegal pets in Ohio, Nevada, Florida, and North Carolina.

1052
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:39,000
Additionally, the sale or transfer of lemurs are highly regulated in many other states.

1053
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,000
Okay.

1054
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:46,000
I get it.

1055
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,000
Yeah.

1056
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:54,000
So yeah, watch what you buy for your kids.

1057
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,000
Yeah.

1058
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,000
Yeah.

1059
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,000
Good point, Rob.

1060
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,000
Yeah.

1061
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,000
You know, some kind of be screaming for one because of Madagascar.

1062
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,000
Right.

1063
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,000
Right.

1064
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,000
That's why I mentioned it.

1065
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,000
Yeah.

1066
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:15,000
Number one illegal pet to own in the United States.

1067
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,000
Zebras.

1068
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:22,000
I didn't know you could own one.

1069
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,000
Okay.

1070
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,000
All right.

1071
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:30,000
A zebra is an illegal pet in Nevada and many other states.

1072
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:34,000
It is impossible to domesticate a zebra.

1073
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:39,000
Their kick can hurt or kill a human and they use it often.

1074
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:47,000
It can be hard to earn the trust of a zebra, even one that was born in a domesticated environment

1075
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:50,000
and had the best care possible.

1076
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:57,000
Most owners report that they spent many months sitting with a bucket of grain in front of

1077
01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:01,000
them before they could even pet their animal.

1078
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:09,000
Many are very hard to keep in fenced areas as they are always looking for a way to escape.

1079
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:15,000
When they do, they will often run themselves to death before letting a human coax them

1080
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:22,000
back into where they belong.

1081
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,000
Okay.

1082
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:31,000
I wanted to read that whole paragraph there.

1083
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,000
Yeah.

1084
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,000
That went everywhere.

1085
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:41,000
Not only they could escape, but they could kick you and kill you.

1086
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:46,000
I could see that because I've seen them on those animal shows and they can get pretty

1087
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,000
rough.

1088
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,000
Especially if you try to round them up.

1089
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:52,000
They get pretty freaky and I don't blame them.

1090
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,000
So, wow.

1091
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:56,000
Yeah, it'd be like an oldest way of life, I would say.

1092
01:17:56,000 --> 01:18:00,000
Rob, I don't know where you found the energy, but that was a fantastic list.

1093
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:02,000
I like that.

1094
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:08,000
Yeah, I'm trying to figure that one out myself.

1095
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:11,000
Yeah, you got like a second win, dude.

1096
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:15,000
All right, well, you want to go ahead and wrap a bow on this bitch and call it good?

1097
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,000
Let's please do.

1098
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:19,000
All right, brother.

1099
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:22,000
Thank you for joining me, Rob, and thank you assholes for listening.

1100
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:25,000
Have a good night, assholes.

1101
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:28,000
Good night, assholes.

1102
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,000
Oh, no.

1103
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,000
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1104
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:35,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1105
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,000
Fear not, assholes.

1106
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:53,000
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.