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And I am Rob.
Alright Rob, how are you tonight?
It's been a hectic day brother. I worked 7 to noon yesterday. I had a day off. And the next three days I worked 6 to 4.
Oh wow.
Okay. I wake up at 6am this morning. I've been on the movie room since. Yeah, it's things I had not planned on doing today that I ended up having to do.
You know them days.
Oh yeah, I get them all the time. I'm getting ready to have four days off in a row though. So I'm going to have a little relaxation in there.
Yeah, me and my son we all work 6 to 4 Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
That's cool.
Yeah, being there at 6.
That's good that they're not making you come in Friday. That's good they're not making you come in Friday.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, alright, well starting off here. And everything's going good with me too. I mean I just don't really have that much to say personally.
Let me think. Yeah, I mean I'm getting ready to have four days off. I've got to work tomorrow. Then I get four days off.
So I'm going to have some creative time in there to maybe enhance some of these segments that we have.
Some of them I'm trying to put up new ones, new segments, new bits and all that, new parody bits and all that.
But at the same time I want to go through them and raise the quality of the ones that I did at first.
Yeah.
So anyhow.
It sounds like you got the first part of the week off. I got the last week part. So we really can't get together and do things, you know.
Yeah, yeah I know.
That's okay. We'll figure it out. So like one of the nights I think we're going to go celebrate a friend's birthday.
Well, Topher's wife. So we might have to juggle our days if that's okay. Instead of a Wednesday maybe a Thursday or a Friday or something like that.
We'll figure it out, okay.
Honestly, honestly that works for me because by Wednesday night I'm going to be dead dog tired. Yeah.
Yeah, let's shoot for Thursday or Friday this week. Let's go ahead and make a date.
Okay, that's cool. All right, that sounds good. We could even do it during the day if we want. We'll figure it out.
We'll play it by ear, but I'll get with you about that.
Yeah, yeah. I'm off Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
We'll be able to do that. We'll make it up to our assholes.
Yes, we will. All right. Okay. Nothing runs like a deer running away from America, Rob.
RIP to the iconic green and yellow. Amid massive layoffs in the Midwest of the working class people, the iconic American brand is now leaving us.
Yeah, yeah, they're bolting. I'm carefully looking over my portfolio and making certain I'm not a part of this in any shape.
So, hear that, Rob?
Where are they moving?
Mexico, but do you hear that? Do you hear that, Rob?
That's the sound of late American farmers rolling over in their graves.
I guess the American, you know, I guess the green and, well, let's see. What the hell did I try to write here?
My boss sports a John Deere license plate on his truck.
I bet that's coming off. They're moving to Mexico, so I bet that's coming off pretty quick.
Oh, yeah. Well, I've got to watch what I say.
Okay. I guess the green of the green and yellow stands for...
That's my feelings, his feelings, you know.
Yeah, yeah, you know what? Yeah. Yeah. I guess the green of the green and yellow stands for cash.
Works. Yep.
I mean, they've got green and yellow in their flag, you know.
Yeah, that's true. I bet you won't see any price difference. The only price difference will be a larger ranch for the corporate heads.
John Deere, fuck you. Shameful greed is in its ugliest form, allegedly.
So, meanwhile, in Washington, D.C., in the wake of a recent heat wave in the head of a wax statue of Abraham Lincoln, head melted off due to the extreme heat.
Allegedly, President Biden was seen asking the statue for directions.
Okay.
Okay, anyhow, Hallmark is reportedly making a Kansas City Chiefs movie.
I hear the part of Rashi Rice driving to the stadium was taken out. They offered to get him an Uber instead.
I think I know what that's about.
All right. Well, the Vice Channel has done it again. The weird program has just gotten weirder.
The new series is called My Strange Addiction. So if you're interested in people that constantly eat pencil erasers, there you go.
There's a new flavor. There's a new flavor of ramen noodles only available in South Korea.
The odd flavor is the deadly pupper fish.
I hear the parent company reportedly has brown recluse flavor in the works.
Rob, what do you call a lobster that won't share?
Shelfish.
Okay.
Rob, did you hear about the invisible man that went to the doctor?
No, I did not.
He's still waiting to be seen.
Did you see the lady put lipstick on her forehead?
I don't have a clue, Mark.
She's trying to make up her mind.
Now, in the recent debate over bans using backing tracks,
Wacky Lawless, Wasp Frontman, and Mastermind has come right out and admits to using backtracks.
The statement was the object is to give the fans the best show possible.
Who cares how it gets there is what he said.
So what he's saying is the best show that they can do is making the sound sound better.
I can appreciate that. At least he admits it, not like some bands.
I love the honesty, and he openly admits it. So I'm good with that.
So if you don't like backtracking, you don't have to go to one of his shows.
I'm still going because he is in full disclosure and I can make up my mind from there.
Motley could take a page out of this book of honesty in my opinion.
I mean, I would probably at this point have Vince Neil Fake always singing.
This would make a show a whole lot more tolerable.
Oh, and also getting Mick Mars back.
Oh, definitely.
All right. A new report says an amendment wage worker in Florida must work 100 hours weekly to afford housing.
I believe it.
I believe it too. 100 hours weekly to afford housing of any kind.
And that's probably slums is what they're talking about.
Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's dude, I'll tell you what, it's getting bad around America.
It's getting bad.
Where the horses went. Let's not go there. Let's not go there. We don't do that.
Okay. No, I was just, you know.
Yeah, I know. I know. But that struck something in me and it struck something in a lot of people in America.
Okay. All right. Well, just let me go ahead and finish this article. Okay.
Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.
So wouldn't the trillions of dollars sent overseas look really nice on our table right now?
Yes, it would.
No wonder the youth in this country is so pissed off.
No car and sharing a shitty apartment with eight other people would piss the hell off of me.
It would piss off the Dalai Lama.
So now we go back to John Deere.
Why couldn't the government grab a wad of millions of that money and coax John Deere into staying?
Right? All that money they blow everywhere else, why not give them a little bit of money to stay?
More jobs for Americans.
Yeah, so.
Yeah, actually we have Americans losing jobs of people that work in their points now.
Yes. Yeah.
Yeah.
Priorities are not for the regular guy. There isn't any money being fair.
I personally think the statue of Abraham Lincoln was melted in disgust.
Rob, do you have something you want to go to?
Oh, wow. That's hard to follow up.
Yeah, I do. And this is something I was just reading as you were calling me so we can go on the air.
This is out of our local news here at Lake of the Ozarks.
And I want any of our listeners to pay attention to this, so it was down here this weekend.
On this picture, I'm looking at News Talk 1150 AM KRMS, 97.5 FM, 103.3 FM on the Internet.
OK.
And this picture walking up this dock, I'm seeing one, two, three, four, five, six, seven people walking up this dock.
Now, let me read this story.
OK.
And just so you know, this place is right up the road for me. It's about as far from the Ozarks Amphitheater that I am on this side of it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah, you're really close.
Yeah.
An investigation is likely to be underway soon after a waitress is pushed into the water over the weekend.
Wow.
The waitress.
Wow.
On Saturday, posters hit Lake Daria Happenings Facebook page, which I'm part of.
OK.
And I share the story of 20-year-old single mother, Lihanna Bertels, who works at the fishing company in Candleton.
OK.
According to witnesses and the waitress herself, a group of six adults were upset because one of their guests had forgot her ID and wasn't allowed to be served alcohol.
Their kitchen had been running an hour or more behind at the time they placed an order.
As the food was being brought to the table, the group had gotten up and walked down to the docks to leave, at which time Lihanna had followed to inform them they had forgot to pay their $150 worth of food and drinks.
During that time, a member of the group allegedly pushed the waitress into the water in an area where there was no water while the group cheered loudly.
Wow.
It's now known that Lihanna has issues swimming, has all of her gear and equipment in her hand, and had to be helped out through a nearby boat's deck to get back out of the water.
At this time, it's unknown who the people were in the group or what boat they were traveling on.
Currently, security footage is being reviewed and KLF will follow this with law enforcement, as well as Lihanna and her family will release more details as they're made available.
That is…
And there is footage of them walking down the dock.
Good.
So, anybody that was in that area that could possibly be listening to us, please look at this footage.
I mean, come on, this is a 20-year-old single mother gets pushed into Lake Vistrasolum, the food.
Well, and also question them about running out on a tab.
Yeah, yeah.
But, I mean, that's assault. That's…
That's some charges there, dude.
I mean, if they thought it took too long and they weren't paying, they should have just said so.
They should have said, no, you know what, everything was all screwed up from the start.
We don't feel we have to pay, so we're not going to.
You don't put…
You got to walk off.
Yeah, yeah.
And then, you know, and then if they choose to have someone go after you, that's different.
But, you know, I mean, they should have handled it like that.
You don't push the young lady in the lake. You could have killed her.
Yeah, and it's that she come to find out she has issues swimming.
Wow.
Luckily, there was somebody right there on a boat that helped her on the boat.
So…
Yeah, those pieces of crap.
Yeah, there's video footage of them walking up the dock, so…
Wow.
Honestly, they look like they're not local. I'm just going to say that.
Well, I would say if they pushed her in the water and she didn't know them and any, I would bet that they're from…
They're younger.
Yeah.
They look like… oh, oh, here's… in the video, I'm walking the… there's one gal holding her muscles up, like flexing her muscles walking up the ramp.
And it looks like she's got a couple cups in her hand or something.
So they were smashed.
Yeah.
Wow. I hope they catch them and I hope they can get them for attempted murder because they didn't know she could swim.
Very well. Yeah.
Yeah, they didn't know she could swim.
And yeah, they're investigating it. I mean, yeah, they've got them on camera.
Good.
So…
Wow.
And if I hear any updates, I'll update this one.
Okay.
This is me and the heart.
Yeah. Yeah. It's not very far from you. And that stuff really usually doesn't happen down there.
And so…
Oh, and the fishing company… great food. Great food. Great… oh, it's a great place to go, relax. Yeah.
Is it on the lake?
I guess it is.
Yeah, it's right on the… yeah, it's right in… yeah.
Yeah. Little tog. Yeah, it's right here on the north side of Campton, right by the Ozark Tampa Theater.
Okay. Instead of turning right to come into town, you take a left and it's on the other side of 5 Highway.
Okay. I know about where it's at.
Yeah. Yeah. It's right here. Yeah. It's real close to me, man.
Okay. All right. Are you done?
Yeah. Yeah. That was…
Okay.
That's as far as I want to take that one.
Yeah. I mean, hopefully they catch them and they charge them with the best… with the worst, you know, the worst ones they can do.
So, anyhow, the worst charges they can do. So… or the most, you know, the one that carries the most time or whatever.
So, all right. All right. Thank you, Rob. Let's take our first break. I'm going to come back with the featured email that actually came through my messenger.
So, anyhow…
Sounds good.
Yeah. All right.
Sounds good.
Okay.
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No one invited them, but they still linger.
Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about. Bumblebees have been proven to sing to their young.
Okay, like I said, I got the featured email that. Okay, first off, a little backstory. Ronnie in Tulsa added me a long time ago. He found out.
He found out my fake book account through us posting the show. And anyhow, so I, he, he every now and then sends me like, hey, I really enjoyed it or something like that.
But he sent me a really good email. And this shows to me like he is one of us. This is why he listens to us is because he's one of us.
The featured email is this worst last album. Koda from Led Zeppelin or Never Say Die Black Sabbath.
Now let me explain this. Koda was like, yes, Never Say Die was the first one of Ozzy.
Okay, not the 2013 stuff way later. Never Say Die is when the band was just like really out of gas and everybody was on drugs and they had to go to Dio or somebody else because it just wasn't working anymore.
They weren't getting along, you know, all that stuff. So, so it is essentially Ozzy's last album, even though they came back and did that one in 2013.
The band was over until they got Ronnie James Dio. So that's what he means. And I agree with it too. This is like, because a lot of people hate Never Say Die and they said it really like it destroyed Ozzy and Sabbath and all that.
And Led Zeppelin Koda was a very last album, very last album they did. Now I'm saying this. Never Say Die from Black Sabbath is much better than Led Zeppelin Koda.
And let me tell you why. Okay, Never Say Die was an album that was meant to come out. It has a couple of good songs on it.
They did this album trying to, you know, make a couple of hits and do a tour. It fell flat on its face. It didn't do nothing.
The music scene was changing quite a bit at that time. And some of that might have a little bit to do with it, like the disco stuff and all that. But it was not one of their best albums, that's for sure.
But so that really did kind of stick a knife in the Ozzy version of Sabbath at that time.
Koda from Led Zeppelin was an album that was truly not meant to be out. After John Bonham died, they took all the old stuff that Led Zeppelin never intended.
This is a record company from what I understand, allegedly. The record company wanted another album of Led Zeppelin, so they took all the stuff that Led Zeppelin did not want out.
They didn't think the songs were good enough and they were correct. They were not that good at songs. So, those... Led Zeppelin Koda was not meant to go out.
Never Say Die by Black Sabbath was meant to be released. So, just that alone tells me that Never Say Die should be better quality.
But also, knowing both of them albums, Never Say Die was a much better album than Led Zeppelin. But if you're going to compare Never Say Die to Sabbath Bloody Sabbath or Master Reality or something like that, no.
Well, Technical Ecstasy it could maybe get close to. Actually, I think it's better than Technical Ecstasy. That album there...
But the question was last. Question was last. Yes, yes. So, I personally say Never Say Die from Black Sabbath is much better than Led Zeppelin, not just because it was meant to be released, but it is a much better album. So, Rob...
So, your vote is for Koda? No, my vote is for Never Say Die. No, no. The question is the worst. Oh, you're right. Isn't that what you said?
You're right. My vote is for Led Zeppelin Koda. Sorry. You know what? You're right, Rob. Thank you.
Okay. Well, you just took the words out of my mouth, man. Yeah.
I should have let you go first, damn it.
Sabbath had a couple of good songs on that album. Koda was like, okay, you're there, you know? Yeah, the scraps on the floor that they swept up. Yeah, yeah.
The stuff that was written down, they just threw together. So, yeah, my vote is Koda. Thank you for that question. Thank you for that question.
Adam, he's on my friend's list, Rob Radford. Adam, you'll love the guy. He's really cool. Anyhow, I love this question. And it also shows that he's one of us. You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like that. That took some thought. And I'll tell you what, everybody, if you want to talk music, talk to Mark. Mark can talk music all day and all night.
Oh, it's been my life. Yeah, you know this stuff. And I know my stuff too. And if there's questions, I come to you.
Oh, wow. Thank you. Well, I mean, I love hearing your input too. And I love the fact that you agree also. But Ronnie did not tell me.
No, like I said, you could not have said that any better. Because that's the, that's the, if I would have answered first, I wouldn't have took it as far. But yeah, I would have said pretty much the same thing.
Okay. I wish Ronnie would have said which one he thinks is the worst, because he didn't.
I got to, well, if he's like, we're feeling, I think we know his answer.
I think so too. So, hey, when you hear this, Ronnie.
I think Ronnie may agree with that.
Send me a messenger message, because my email is all screwed up right now and I can't guarantee you all get it. So send me a messenger message.
Ronnie Wright, Mark Ted. Check me out on Facebook. I'll accept.
Yeah, yeah, you'll love him. Okay. All right. You got anything to go to, Rob?
Yeah, yeah, I got one here.
Okay.
I'm going to go to the Price is Right.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, the Price is Right host, Drew Carey, has revealed that contestants are often drunk or high while appearing on the long running game show.
I believe it.
You watch the show occasionally.
Yeah, yeah.
That happens, well, they're in California too.
Well, yeah, that's true. Yeah, that doesn't help.
Okay.
Or does help.
That happens here all the time, Carey told TV Insider in a new interview this week.
Don't have a gummy or I'll smell alcohol in your breath. Not unusual.
There was a guy here that was tripping on mushrooms, Carey recalled.
He came with a bunch of friends.
He was a sketch comedy guy.
I found out later when I went to UCB sketch improv theater, upright citizens brigade to hang out.
They were like, did you see that guy who came to be a skateboarding rabbi?
I asked him what he did for a living.
He goes, I'm a skateboarding rabbi.
He didn't think he was going to get big and he totally tripped.
Yeah, that's a pretty good story.
I'm going to stop there.
I'll tell you stories at 35.
What website is that off of because I want to read that.
This is on Radar Online.
Oh, good. Okay. I already know that website. I've went to him.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, anyone that watches that show.
Yeah, he goes into more stories.
Yeah, I could. I see his point.
That was very, very good.
I've got an odd little thing here that I found.
Actually, it comes.
It's valid is what I'm saying because there's a definite difference between them.
I'll just go into it.
Why does McDonald's Sprite taste so good? Kind of like their Coke, right?
Both of them are. Yeah, they're a fantastic version of each one of them.
So the crisp, powerful flavor McDonald's Sprite starts with the water that's added to the syrup mix.
We have four different levels of filtration before the water makes it to our soda tower,
says James McIntyre, who owns five McDonald's franchises in Pennsylvania.
We change the water filters at least every six months,
and the water is pre-chilled before mixing with the syrup.
That's important because cold water is better for carbonated.
McIntyre also notes that the water for the ice is filtered as well.
Quality inspections also factor in the equation.
Coca-Cola checks our systems every six months, he said,
and that includes testing the ratio of syrup to water.
That's a big one right there.
Syrup to water is almost the whole taste, besides what they do here,
real sugar, not real sugar, all that stuff, and then McDonald's...
their water that they use and the chill of the water and all that, that makes a big difference.
But the biggest difference is it being checked, the higher syrup to carbonated water ratio.
And I'll put it like this, and you tell me if you agree with me, Rob.
Whenever you go to McDonald's, okay, sometimes you go to a fast food place
and you get a Coke and it tastes like half Coke, half Dr. Pepper, right?
It's just not that good tasting.
That's because the syrup to water ratio is way off.
It makes it not taste that good.
So I've never, ever gotten a bad drink at McDonald's. Never.
Well, I got a bad iced coffee one time, and that's because the chick didn't know how to make it right.
But other than that, I mean, as far as soft drinks go, I've never had a bad drink from them.
And this is part of the reason why.
So McDonald's also credits the delivery method.
Just as McFlurry spoons differ from regular spoons,
McDonald's straws are wider than average,
which the company says distributes the drink over a wider area of taste buds.
You know, you notice how wide McDonald's straws are, right?
Yeah.
Yeah. Well, it covers more taste buds. Pretty simple, didn't realize it.
Right, right. Right. I never thought about that.
Yeah, me neither. One thing that doesn't play...
I know a quick is my thirst faster.
Me too. I agree.
Yeah.
One thing that doesn't play a role, the vessel that the syrup arrives in
while Coke shows up in stainless steel tanks, according to McDonald's,
Sprite comes in box lined with a plastic bag.
So while it seems like McDonald's Sprite is legitimately a different product than its store-bought counterparts,
just that it's that just a McDonald's rumor, and that's it.
A sensory scientist...
Oh, well, you know what? No, no, no, no.
I'm not going to go into that.
Yeah, it was talking about like they did a scientific...
Go as deep as you want, man. Hey, I'm doing nothing.
Okay.
I'm just sitting here.
Okay. Okay. No, it was boring as hell. I read a little bit up there.
You ask me, I know. I read these stories too.
Well, they went into some scientist was talking about why it tastes better.
We already know why it tastes better.
Yeah, they just said it.
You just told us.
Damn it. I should have read ahead on that and I was going to.
Anyhow, you got something?
Yeah, I do.
Okay.
I kind of like this one.
Okay.
Yeah.
A California doctor is urging businesses to give female employees three days off work each month
in order for them to deal with their menstrual cycle.
That's back around? Wow. Okay.
Dr. Mindy Peles, the author of The Menopause Reset, made the remarks on Stephen Bartwick's podcast,
The Diary of the CEO, saying male workers should also be able to take the same number of days off
for the sake of fairness.
I like this girl.
I like this too.
What if every employee had three days off every single month of questions asked?
Yeah.
Well, as proposed, you take it when you want to take it.
Let your employees use their prerogative because you can't tell them when to use it with their period.
I take that's the most fair because then the men can do it too.
Yeah. Well, I mean...
Okay. I'll back that one.
I do too. And also if they don't do it like that...
Okay. I understand women and their menstrual cycles and sometimes they can't go to work.
I understand that. But other guys don't have that.
And here finally somebody steps up and they're going to back guys. Yeah.
Yeah. I agree with that. And also...
If we want everything equal rights, let's do equal rights. Just saying.
I was getting ready to say that, okay, they'll probably get lawsuits if they don't handle it like that.
Right.
So, yeah.
Okay. Is that it?
Yeah. That is it. I know.
Okay. Rob, do you remember Jamarcus Russell? That name ring a bell?
Ring a bell.
Okay. Jamarcus Russell was the number one NFL draft pick in 2007.
Yeah.
He was drafted by the Raiders. He was a quarterback and he fell on his face. He was not a very good quarterback at all.
Okay. Yeah. I know what you're talking about now.
Yeah. They thought he was going to be all that and a fucking ham sandwich. But no.
So, anyhow, he faces a lawsuit centered around allegations. He took a large portion of a $74,000 check
intended to be a donation to his Alabama high school alma mater where he worked as a volunteer coach.
Local business owner Chris Knowles issued the check to Russell as a donation to the Williamson High School football program
on behalf of his building company, SoWonk Enterprises. Russell cashed the check at Navigator Credit Union in July of 2022.
I guess they just now caught up with him on this.
The lawsuit filed on behalf of the credit union in Mobile County, Alabama, in March of 2023 and obtained by the Athletics.
Knowles said the Russell deposit deposited the check and then cashed a portion nearly $55,000.
After payment on the check had been stopped, the withdrawal should have resulted in Russell being overdrawn
but was paid by mistake in late July 2022 per the suit.
Knowles told WKRG that he stopped the check after Russell failed to provide a receipt of the donation and wouldn't return his phone calls.
WKRG reported that Williamson High never received the donation money.
In March 2024, Russell filed a counterclaim against Knowles for the false representations made in the subsequent stopping of the payment of the check per the document.
But his attorney, Donald Briskman, did not respond to the Athletics' request for comment.
Russell was relieved of his coaching duties mid-season last fall.
Mobile County public school officials told WKRG school systems officials cited personal matters for the dismissal
and could not confirm the lawsuit affected its decision to let him go.
So anyhow, I could go on with this, but that's pretty much all of it. I think you got the gist of it.
It sounds, now this is allegedly, it sounds like DeMarcus Russell grabbed that money that wasn't meant for him.
It was meant for his school.
I mean, did he lose all his money?
I don't know, you know, he got a pretty healthy contract at first because he's the number one overall pick.
Huh.
Don't know? Interesting.
All right. You got something, Rob?
Yeah, I do.
All right.
It's a little early. I was going to save this one for later in the year, but I'm going to go ahead and throw it out there.
Okay.
Shortly before the Chiefs started the playoffs in January, the team made a trailer for a fictional Hallmark Christmas movie.
Uh-huh.
That apparently struck a chord with Hallmark because an actual movie will be coming later this year.
The Chiefs announced Tuesday that they had joined with Hallmark, the NFL, and Sky Dance Sports for a holiday movie called Holiday Touchdown, A Chief's Love Story.
Okay.
Production of the, yeah, it's going to be a Hallmark Christmas movie.
Yeah.
The end of the movie begins next month and it will be shot entirely in Kansas City, including at Gatfield and at Arowette Stadium.
The film will star Hunter King and Tyler Ains, who both appeared in a number of Hallmark movies.
Emmy Award nominee Ed Bagley Jr., who has also starred in Better Call Sal and their rest of development also will be in the movie.
What it is, it's about a lot of human is sure that her family's lifelong history as Kansas City Chiefs Superfans make them a front runner to win the team's fan of the year contest.
That sounds like a Hallmark movie.
Yeah, yeah, and then the director gets a ball, yeah, and they end up falling in love, whatever.
But yeah, it's going to be, yeah, the Chiefs are going to be involved in it.
You know what, I love that the Chiefs are involved in a movie, but I think I'm going to pass on this one.
What do you think?
It's got Ed Bagley Jr., man.
Okay, okay, that might be good.
I've watched him with some off the wall.
You know they deleted the Rashi Rice driving episode, didn't you, in this movie?
No, they did not. I did not know that.
Yeah, they gave him an Uber instead. They said they couldn't trust him in a car.
Okay, well, I can see that.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, well, okay, let's take our second break, and we'll be right back.
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Rob, I hear angels and harps. Do you?
Uh oh. I don't know. Not yet.
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That to me sounds pretty damn good and that's why I hear angels and harps.
Because I think I like that. I think I will like that. What do you think?
I don't hear them. I don't hear them.
You don't like them? You don't think you'll like it?
No. No. All we have is Casey's, Eagle Stop, or I don't know.
We don't have no other quick trip down here.
That surprises me. I thought Quick Trip would make its way down there, but I guess not.
No. No. Yeah.
I mean those quick trips in Springfield. Tulsa is actually their home base.
I know.
Okay. All right. Yeah. Casey's is my home.
Casey's has got the rural covered. I mean out there in the farm in the country area.
Oh dude, seriously. There is three Casey's in the city limits of Kandahk.
That's what they've been doing everywhere.
Seriously.
Well, the worst pizza I ever had, allegedly, was Diamond, Missouri and it was from a Casey's.
I know where Diamond is. Yeah.
Yeah. We were headed to Eureka Springs and we needed to hurry up and get there
because the place that we were staying, you couldn't check in after 6 o'clock or 7 o'clock or whatever, something like that.
It was an Airbnb and I guess they go home to their house after that and they don't tend to anything.
So anyhow, we had to be there really quick.
So we didn't have time to stop and eat anything.
So we're like, you know what? Nobody's here at this Casey's and then we knew why.
Went in there and grabbed a couple of slices of pizza and you could not eat that shit. It was so tough.
It was horrible. And I don't know if it was just really old or if it was just horrible tasting pizza they made.
But we threw it out and we were like, you know what? We'll eat later. So anyhow.
It depends on the employees too.
Yeah.
That's a major part of his employees.
Yes. And I think it was a little bit of both.
I think the person didn't take any creative quality in making the pizzas.
And I think that they didn't have any time limit. The pizza could be sitting there.
And I think it was a combination of both which led to something that was unedible.
So anyhow. And also there's a difference in the Casey's.
There's Casey's in the city now. They're well in the city limits.
They're in almost midtown Kansas City. They're in North Kansas City. They're in South Kansas City.
Really?
Yeah. They're in Overland Park. They bought out some Phillips 66 chain. I think it was like Kicks 66.
They bought out their chain and assumed all their stores, do I?
I'll tell you what. They've been coming strong for a while. They have.
Yeah. Yeah they have. But there's a difference between them.
The stores in the city are not quite like the ones out in the country.
They don't have quite the same products and all that stuff. It's interesting.
Yeah so.
Well what they're doing is they're going off their geographic stuff.
If you have a store you're going to buy what the people in your neighborhood need.
Yeah. Yeah. Like one like a Casey's in Diamond, Missouri might sell Skoll in Copenhagen.
But one in the city may not bother because of.
And Charcoal.
And Charcoal. That's right. Yeah. And they may not sell it in the city because people don't want it.
Right. Right.
Yeah.
You see where I'm going with that. Yeah.
Yeah. I think you're right. I think you're absolutely right.
Yeah.
Anyhow. You got something you want to go into Rob?
Yeah why not.
Alright.
Let's see what your opinion on these are.
Okay.
Twelve movies people say that they can watch over and over again without getting tired of it.
Neat.
Okay. Happy Gilmore.
Agree.
Yeah. Yeah. I can watch over and over and over again.
Yeah that movie is just. It's gold.
Yeah. Adam Sandler is awesome.
That's the kind of movie that makes you wait for something. You know what I mean?
Right.
Yeah. You're like I got to get out the door and then it's like oh no I'm just going to wait for this part.
Oh no no. Oh here comes the Bob Barker scene. Yeah. You know.
You stay too late and then you're late. Because that movie just sucks you in.
Anyhow. I've got one in mind and I'll see if you call it out or not. Okay. Anyhow.
Alright. Alright. Alright.
Next. The Mummy.
Um.
Okay. I personally have watched it quite a few times.
Yeah. I'm not sure if I need to watch it again.
Yeah. Well. Yeah. I just. I don't know if I need to. But if I had to. You know. If it's the only thing on. Yeah. I'll watch it.
Well it's better than most reality shows us facing. You know.
Yeah.
So yeah. I get it. I get it. Okay. Alright.
Are there an Ashman or Slot People?
Well yeah. Well. Yeah. Those. Those are cool. So.
Yeah.
Okay. Now this next one I don't know. So yeah. I'm going to mark it off my list.
Okay.
Grandma's Boy.
I have no idea what that is either.
Kind of obscure one about hey to each other own right.
If you haven't seen it. Grandma's Boy is about a 35 year old guy who works as a video game tester.
He lives with his grandma and her two other league roommates.
It doesn't say who starred in it.
Huh.
Okay.
Huh. Yeah. I have no idea about that movie.
Hang on. Let me see.
Actually. Actually. Now I think about it. I think I remember this movie.
You do?
I don't think I ever watched it but I think I remember the commos.
Okay.
Hmm.
Alright. Let's move on.
Next. The Big Lebowski.
Yes.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes.
I remember.
It was released in 2006.
Grandma's Boy.
Oh was it?
Yeah.
Who was the guy who the star is?
Yeah. Ellen Covert. Linda Cardinelli. And Shirley Jones.
Okay.
Shirley Jones was the part. I think it's the Partridge family. Yeah. I mean I think that's her. I believe it would.
I think.
Yeah. It is Shirley Jones.
I remember the commos.
I do remember a little bit about it.
Because this guy was sleeping with her and she was like a grandma. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do remember.
But I don't know if it's on the plane of what I thought it should be. But anyhow. Okay. I get it.
Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't nothing I watched.
Look. We forgot it awful quick didn't we?
Yeah. Yeah. We did.
That speaks volumes.
And also in 2006 I was home maybe I don't know 20% of the time.
I was out on the road so much in 2006. That's what I call one of my forgotten years. So anyhow.
I was working like 50, 60 hours a week too.
So you were never home either.
Yeah. Yeah.
Anyhow. Go ahead.
All the way I did. I did.
Oh. Okay. Well.
My son was born 2004.
Wow. Hard to believe.
And here he is working with me.
And then we moved into the big Lebowski which we agreed upon. Yep.
Okay next. Step brothers.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. 100%. 100%.
Okay next. The Pritches Bride.
Not for me.
There had to have been some women in on this survey.
Yeah. Yeah. Not for me. I didn't even watch it once. So.
No offense to our female listeners.
No. No. No. Not at all. It's just you know.
No offense at all. Just us guys. Yeah.
I'm a heterosexual male. I'm not going to like it. That's the facts.
So there.
Now this next one.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. The Shawshank Redemption.
Yes.
Yeah. That movie was so good.
I don't know how many times they show on TV. I'll keep watching.
Yeah. I'll watch it too.
Next job.
Not for me but I can believe people watch it over and over. Yeah.
I got to put a couple years in between. But yeah.
I'll put it like. I watched it at the drive thru when it came out. Yeah.
Yeah. I did too actually. Down there at Crest.
Yeah. At Crest.
At Crest too. You too? Awesome.
Yeah. I've seen Star Wars there for the first time.
So did I Rob.
Smokey and the Bandit. Yep. Same here.
Yeah. That's awesome. We didn't even know each other.
No we didn't.
Crest was so cool because I remember being envious whenever a movie was playing I wanted to see when we were driving down 50 Highway.
And I'd be like oh shit man. Gosh I wish I was there.
So. Didn't even bring back drive ins.
Oh god yeah. Turned into Builders Square and whatever.
Yeah and some other shit. I don't know anyhow. Yep.
Okay next. Groundhog Day.
Yes.
Eh. Eh.
Well. The last time I watched it it was really half heartedly so you're probably right Rob.
I did watch it a couple of times more.
Yeah.
And whenever it came on TV.
Yeah. You can get the rap on it.
Yeah. Actually you're right. Because there really isn't that much to the movie because he just keeps doing the same thing over and over.
Then you watch it and it's really not that much of a fluctuation in the plot.
So yeah. I don't know if I agree with that either. Anyhow.
Okay next. Jurassic Park.
Yes.
Classic.
That is a classic. Yeah.
Another good one.
Okay.
Lost Boys.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Always. Always.
Yes.
That even has a good soundtrack.
Yes it does. It's got a great soundtrack and everybody in that movie was ultra cool at the time.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
They all played it for its purpose.
Yeah I agree with that 100 percent.
Okay. And finally.
Raising Arizona.
Nicholas Cage.
Not my taste either. No.
You know the one that I thought should have been on there.
Planes, trains and automobiles.
Oh yeah.
Yeah you can't resist that anytime you're Thanksgiving.
We could go another hour or just name another movie.
Smokey and the Bandit.
Yeah that's a good one.
So there's a lot of Clint Eastwood. You're right. We could just go on and on. So okay yeah.
But we can't because I got a bit work 6 a.m. and we're going at night.
I got a few more minutes. Let's keep rolling.
All right. Okay.
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No. No. No. Embossment. Not endorsement. I'm sorry guys. Okay.
Adorned with a waffle cone embossment.
So it's got it's got that texture on it. It's got a waffle cone texture.
The cookie brand has been busy bringing some tasty new flavors to our cabinets the last few months.
From churro flavor which was launched in March to sour patch Keg cookies which sounds horrible to me which hit stores in April.
The mint chip flavors yet another treat we can't wait to get our hands on.
And then some of the other ones that they put out not too long ago.
Cookie bark fudge cheesecake and cookie cake.
And anyhow mint chip sounds the best to me out of all of them but I did like some of them like the like the cookie bark and the fudge and the cheesecake and the cookie.
Yeah that's the fudge yeah definitely. Yeah. Yep. So that's. Cookie bark yeah I could deal with that too.
Okay so you said you have some other stories Rob.
Yeah I think so. Okay if you don't I got a couple here but. Hey why don't you run into one that way I can.
I'm going through them. Okay.
Oh hi grandma Opal. Hi Jimmy. Hi Ricky. Hi Dodge City Kansas.
Every one of you we love you guys and you have a promo coming your way and you will love it.
So hi grandma. Hi Jimmy. Hi Ricky. Hi Dodge City. Yep.
And it never gets old saying hi to them does it. We love saying hi. No it don't. It don't. I mean it's part of the show.
There was a big hubbub about Winston Churchill's gold mounted false teeth he wore as he made his we shall fight them on the beaches beach.
And the other famous addresses have been snapped up at an auction for eighteen thousand dollars.
And it was kind of weird because it was they didn't know where it was at for years is my understanding.
And then suddenly produced it. I'm wondering how come they get the right to sell it because it obviously isn't theirs right.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean that's what I would think. I mean it sounded to me like someone got him but they don't know how they got him.
And now they're selling them. They're auctioning them off. So I don't know. Interesting stuff.
So I guess he has a right to auction them off. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think so. Yep.
And Don Henley has started a lawsuit because someone stole his. This just reminds me of it.
Someone stole his handwritten notes to Hotel California. He didn't know where they were for years.
And then he he looked or he heard he either heard or found them being sold in an auction.
And he's suing. Yeah. He's suing to get them back because someone obviously would have allegedly stole them.
And then they waited a few years laid low and now they're up for sale or this could be someone else.
Maybe that person was a drug addict or something and sold them to someone else for a couple hundred dollars.
And then they had him. But anyhow Don Henley is not quite sure how the people got him but he is suing them to get them back.
And I agree with him. Those are his. Yeah. So anyhow you got anything Rob? Yeah I do.
There you guys go. A little taste of our other feed which which trumps us. Yeah.
I was thinking about this morning I said yeah I got to do that tonight. Cool.
After serving 43 years in prison for a murder case hinged on things she said is a psychiatric patient.
Sandra Henley could be cleared of a killing and freed in less than three weeks by July 14.
Okay. For that Missouri state law promises a hundred dollars a day for each day that her life lost of prison on a wrongful conviction.
For Henley who was first convicted in 1981 for the 1980 killing that's roughly one point six million dollars.
Wow. She had 43 years in prison for something. Well she was in a psychiatric yeah.
This story goes into how it's come about. Okay. Some critics say that's too little for 43 years.
If her case had been in federal court she would have been in line for a third more.
In Kansas nearly twice as much. In Texas the money would have been more than double.
And they go into numbers and stuff. But yeah come to find out that the judge ruled the prosecutors presented no forensic evidence
or motives linking Henley to the killing of library worker Patricia Jesse in St. Joseph Missouri in November 1980.
Oh wow.
Rather the case relied on what she said in a psychiatric ward in a St. Joseph hospital.
At the time she said conflicting and possible things. At one point she claimed to see a man commit the killing but he was in another city at the time.
At the time she said she knew about the murder because of extra sensory perception. Two weeks in talks with detectives she said she stopped just for the hunting night and she wasn't sure.
Okay.
But no they come back and say no. They did not bring evidence that she did it. That's it.
Okay well alright.
So yeah. So she's going to get roughly $100 a day for the next 43 years.
Okay. God bless her.
I don't know how she is. I didn't get that far.
Oh well.
David Lee Roth.
Well here anyhow here I'll go into this first. David Lee Roth responds to Metallica fans after recent criticism.
David Lee Roth had previously received backlash after using Metallica's Enter Sandman in a YouTube video.
Now it seems that. I'm going to have to look this up. I have never seen it. I was going to look it up the other day and I got busy doing something else.
So now it seems that the former.
That's pretty ballsy. Just saying that's pretty ballsy.
I know for David Lee Roth yeah.
Now it seems that the former singer Van Halen has managed to win Metallica fans hearts as he used the track again in another video and received nothing but praise.
So I don't know what video it would have been that he got praised.
The Rocker recently shared a video named Metal FU Part 1 and showed off his martial arts skills. Enter Sandman accompanied Roth all throughout the video and it seemed that the fans loved it one comment stated.
So I don't know which one they all hated but they loved this one.
It seemed it seemed that Metallica fans have made their peace with Dave's usage of Enter Sandman in his action filled videos though not very not every song he picked for his videos received praise.
The Rocker recently chose a feature a controversial pop stars track in a recent video and received mixed reviews.
So it's not saying who that pop star is so you know what I don't know I'm gonna have to look this up a little bit more not tonight but I don't know what who's who's pop star music that he used but I guess it got a lot of yeah a lot of flack.
So I'm gonna have to look up the center Sandman one both of them the one that everyone hated and then the one that they loved just to see so anyhow.
All right Rob you got to work in the morning right.
All righty let's go ahead and cut the cord on this bitch wanna.
All righty you're slowing down Rob I can hear it so.
Thank you for listening assholes.