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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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We are...

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...Gazers

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark

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So, if I have a glass of ice water, and the ice melts into the water, is my water then watered down?

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Hmph, I may never know.

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Brussels, Belgium. How the fuck are ya?

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You guys rock. Listening from the other side of the globe.

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We love you. Two Deucebags and a Microphone salute you. Thank you for listening.

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At age 30, you spin up Mark, celebrating birthdays.

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...First World Problems.

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Oh shit! Look at that drive-thru wine!

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Surely wouldn't expect me to actually have to go in.

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This sucks.

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Invisible ass paddlings, new Deuce flavors, and horrible pranks? What the fuck is wrong with these guys?

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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So, Rob, how you doing today?

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Actually, I'm a little tired today. I ended up working this morning.

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Hm.

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I'm seven noon, but, huh? I'll take the extra money.

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That's cool. Yep. Might as well.

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I had a pretty busy day this morning. I didn't work today. I took it off because I had a couple things to do.

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First thing, 10am. Topher's wife was nice enough to buy me and Topher, I think for a Christmas present pretty much, a ticket to the Kansas City Mob Tour.

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And it was, yeah, it was really good. It was better than I thought it would be, for real.

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A lot of information I didn't know, and I'm pretty much an historian on stuff like ad activity on that.

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It's always fascinated me. And I grew up in a heavily, I guess it would be mob-influenced area, you know, northeast Kansas City, where a lot of that stuff occurred.

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You know, I lived there when I was younger. And a lot of that stuff happened up there.

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And, you know, it was over there near the City Market and the River Key and all that stuff. And I've always been somewhat fascinated with it because, you know, I knew a lot of that stuff happened up there where I used to live.

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When I was that age, I obviously knew a little bit about it, but not to the depth of what was going on.

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So, anyhow, it was fun. And I got some stuff that I have down that I could go to.

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But, you know what, I'll probably do that maybe next. We'll see how this podcast goes first.

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And if I have time, I'll talk about it a little bit and some of the high points of it. If not, then we'll probably do it tomorrow. That sound good?

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Sound good.

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But first, I gotta start off with this before we do the first third.

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Topher and I observed, on the way to the mob tour, a molehawk.

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You ever hear of a molehawk?

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Just a hair clip, that's all. That's a mohawk.

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Well, it's a name that we made up. On the way to the mob tour this morning, we observed a mohawk. This guy had a mohawk mowat. Not kidding.

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Yeah. It was crazy. We wanted to turn around and take another see at him, but we were on a schedule. So that was pretty interesting.

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And then, after that, we were coming back and I read where a man survived a grizzly bear attack with a.22 caliber.

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The guy he shot in the knee, however, did not survive.

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I think that's a pretty good one.

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So, Al Michaels will once again be at the Olympics. Kind of.

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The long-time play-by-play broadcaster will not actually be in Paris, but his AI-generated voice will be doing the recaps.

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Can you believe that? Al Michaels will not be there, but his AI-generated voice is going to stand in for him.

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I mean, how does that work? Oh, go ahead.

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He better get a paycheck somewhere.

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That's what I'm saying. I bet you they paid him.

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With his voice.

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Yeah. I mean, is this going to be the new norm? Or, you know, someone goes, I don't really want to go to Paris, but I give you permission to duplicate my voice and do it.

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Interesting how this is panning out. Al Michaels is actually the first person I heard of doing that.

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I heard that it was a possibility coming up that, like, one of the things that I heard was the possibility of regenerating and recreating the Rush Limbaugh show was the first one I heard about.

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I don't know if that's true or not. I read it.

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And of course, you know, I mean, he had quite a following.

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I guess they would, you know, do voice samples and then the AI would come up with his own subjects, maybe.

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I will listen to it at least once. Then after that, I don't know. It depends on how it, you know, it could be really good or it could be horrible.

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Who knows? But it's a very intriguing subject that all I can say is stay tuned.

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They're doing it to Al Michaels. Let's see who's next. Right? I mean.

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Right. Yeah. OK. So McDonald's has been getting a lot of flack lately.

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So I have a plan to get people. Well, they I have a story where anyhow, people are saying their new five dollar mill.

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One guy showed a screen capture of it that it was actually thirteen dollars when they got time and other people were saying it's well over six and that it's a lie.

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I don't know. I haven't been there. This is all hearsay and it's been all over the Internet.

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So anyhow, McDonald's been getting a lot of flack lately. I have a plan to get people to soften up on the burger chain.

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Every restaurant should have an AI generated Al Michaels greet the customer at the drive through. Would that be cool?

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How do you like to come up? Yeah, you come up. Mal Michaels goes, hey there, what would you like today?

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What can we do for you or whatever? So anyhow, it's sit there and he'll take your order. So, you know, I think that'd be a great way. There you go, guys.

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We probably be great. Yeah, we saw problems here. That's what we do. Right, Rob? Yeah. Yep.

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So anyhow, I personally want an interview with AI Al Michaels.

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I'm hoping it would go on a tangent about buttered sausage. Would that be cool?

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That'd be awesome. That'd be awesome. Yes. And if you don't know what I'm talking about, Google buttered sausage. That's all you got to do.

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And you will see. Yeah. So you'll exactly. You'll know exactly what I'm talking about if you Google it.

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One person snapped a pic of the meal cost in thirteen dollars. And like I said, I don't know if this is true. This is stuff on the Internet.

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It was like thirteen something altogether. And he claimed that that's what his five dollar value meal cost after they added in everything.

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But he showed a picture of this five dollar value meal in thirteen dollars. So, you know, I don't know. You can look it up yourself and make your own conclusion.

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They're like, no, they they have a bunch of tic tac charges that they put on it. And people are saying it's a scam.

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I don't know if it's true. This is what I've been reading. So, you know, but here I got a better idea.

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I've been saying this for a long time now. And I think you backed me up on it, Rob.

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You can go to a nice cafe for thirteen dollars and get a much better high quality meal. Right.

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Yes. Yes. We've talked about that. Yeah. You're in the same ballpark. Thirteen, fourteen dollars, twelve dollars, whatever it costs to get your egg McMuthin, your hash rounds and a drink.

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You're probably not that far off. So what you do is you do yourself a favor. You add in another couple of bucks and you go straight to a cafe.

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Some greasy spoon around you and you'll get a much higher grade of food for a couple of bucks more. To me, that makes more sense. Right.

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I'm still I am even the best cafes. I still cannot. The coffee. I think they use that. I think it's called Necco coffee.

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I think I would rather drink Folgers or Maxwell House than that. And I don't like those guys either. I mean, look, I mean, a lot of people grew up on that coffee.

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I know I was around it for a long time. I used to like it, but then they started coming out with better coffees.

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I'd rather just go to a cafe instead of waste some money at a place.

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You know, the new price scuffle has a brand new whole meaning to the to the phrase punch in the clown. Right.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Punching the clown used to mean something else. Right.

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Yeah, it did. Yeah. Well, now it means striking back in McDonald's. So there you go. Punch the clown guys and girls, I guess.

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OK, so all these streaming services available on Paramount, Disney, Hulu, Netflix.

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Well, little YouTube is the top spot. Twelve months in a row now.

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Twelve months in a row, YouTube is taking the cake out of all of them.

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So, yes, pimple pumping and dudes getting smacked in the nuts are still popular.

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This is why America can't have nice things, Rob. This is why.

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So anyhow, OK. Next, we're on to.

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All right. Now you need new teeth.

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No problem, guys. Scientists can now grow new teeth with a pill.

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Not kidding you. They have a pill that grows new teeth for people.

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Now, it's very expensive to this, but implants are very expensive and a huge time taking pain in the ass.

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I mean, what a nice invention, you know, you got candy corn looking smile and then you want nice, even row teeth.

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Don't have the cash. You get those nasty gray looking nubs yanked out and then take a pill.

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I think that's great. I mean, that that is. Yeah, I'm having a little fun with it, but man, it's a great idea.

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Yeah, I love this invention, but I wish they could regrow brains in the same manner.

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Wouldn't that be great? So that would be awesome. Yeah.

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We could hold people down and stick that pill in their mouth.

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That'd be awesome. Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, man. Imagine the film we'd have, Rob.

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We'd just be waiting at the corner to go, Hey, Rob, twelve o'clock.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I got the pill. Go jump on his back, Mark.

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Yeah. Hell, yeah.

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And then once they grow brains back, you know, they probably won't mess with you.

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They'll be like, Oh, hey, thank you, man.

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Now, you know, now I can live like a regular human and not like a Neanderthal.

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So it's a win win.

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You know, I would put up a go fund me for some idiots, wouldn't you?

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You see, yeah, yeah, it'd be like I get like a little video of the said idiot and go, Look, this guy needs it so bad.

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Please, please get from the bottom of your heart.

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So stupid fuck won't be stupid fuck anymore. Come on, guys, look at him.

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He can't even scratch his ass. Look at this guy.

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He obviously needs it. So, yeah, anyhow, I know I would put up a good fund me for that place by the Blue River that I used to work.

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Every one of them motherfuckers needs one of these pills.

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That's right, guys. I'm still bagging on you.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So what there is everywhere.

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All right.

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So go go gorgles sack.

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So anyhow, now NASA has now forced Elon Musk, SpaceX to de orbit NASA.

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Reportedly, they got the idea of the space station crashing from the self driving cars.

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Elon rolled out too soon.

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Too soon. Too soon.

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So that is a very abbreviated vision of the edition of the first third.

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So, Rob, we want to hear from you a little bit more tonight.

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Please go for it. Yeah.

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Actually, somebody emailed me because they couldn't get our email to go.

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I'm working on it. Listen, and I got a couple of emails where people think that I'm not responding to them anymore.

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They obviously didn't listen to the last broadcast.

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I'm having problems with it. I only get about half of the emails.

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And then when I tried to send out a reply, it won't do it at all.

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So right now I'm busy. I just switch phones like everyone knows that listens to this thing.

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I'm trying to get my ring cameras to work first.

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That's more important. After that, I will figure this out.

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But like I said, it's like everything else, a matter of time, which I don't have a lot of.

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So anyhow, Rob, go ahead about this email, please.

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It says, Dear Deucebags, I'm writing you today to thank you for doing this story about sea land.

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I took such a big interest, as you know, and did a little research and eventually became a count.

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Just to bring you up to date, I recently advanced to a duke of sea land.

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Your show has inspired me in my life to do something I never imagined myself doing.

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Keep up the good work and may your show continue to bring entertainment to all that are listening.

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Very sincerely, Rob Radd's brother, Duke of Sea Land.

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We need to get him on, don't we?

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Yeah, we do.

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We need to get him on. Yeah, I would love to hear from him.

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Thank you, Rob Radd's brother, Duke of Sea Land.

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I mean, I wish I could get your emails. Like I said, I'm working on it, so sorry.

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I don't know how many times he probably tried to send that thing, but I apologize.

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Yeah, he turned around and ended up sending me. He said, here, read this. Okay, I got you.

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Okay, good. Well, he listened to the last program, so he's not motherfucking me on a couple of emails like some other people are doing.

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No, no, he's not.

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Anyhow.

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Okay, on another note.

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A homeowner in Indiana caught a 74 year old woman pooping on the side of his house. Twice.

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The first time, last month, he saw her on his lawn and later realized that she'd left him a gift.

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He adjusted his third wave of cameras to that spot, and a few weeks later she came back and did it again.

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This time, Ash was caught on camera in broad daylight, and he took it to the police.

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Lady Cooper is a retiree who lives in the area, and get this.

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Uh huh.

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She's a board member on the neighborhood HOA.

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The housing authority board member is shitting on this guy's lawn.

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The police confronted her, and she initially denied it was her, but she later admitted to it when they showed her the footage.

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She told deputies she had no vendetta against the homeowner. She just had to use the restroom.

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Two times?

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There may be more to it. The homeowner admitted he does have an ongoing issue with the neighborhood HOA, but he doesn't know any members of the HOA personally, and didn't know this woman was connected to it.

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So the homeowner's association, let me get this right.

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He's having problems with him. This lady is a board member on there, and she shit on his lawn a couple times, but he was unaware of her? He didn't know her to be that, or what?

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Is that what it said?

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She has sent step down. She has been charged with three misdemeanors. Criminal trespass, criminal mischief, and public nudity.

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They got everything they could get her with, so that's cool.

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Wow. It sounds like a good time for rat traps. You know how I said we used to put them in people's beds?

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Yeah. Put them all over your lawn. That'll work. You hear a couple of snapping and some chick fucking grabbing her crotch and running off. That's what you get for taking a dump on my lawn, chick.

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Yep. So, wow. Okay. Is that all this story?

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Yeah, that was it on that.

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Okay. I got some ass paddling when we come back. You want to hear some ass paddling?

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Sure.

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Yeah, hell yeah. We're always in the mood to paddle asses here at Two Spags Microphone. Yeah, and a couple of them are bare assed. How about that, Rob?

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Ooh, even better yet.

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Bonus. All right, we'll be right back.

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All right.

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A lot of podcasts just come from a can. Here at Two Dish Bags and a Microphone, we pour our own podcasts.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Hi, all. This is Mark here. I'm usually the one telling you what to eat during an apocalypse. Well, this time I decided to go the other way.

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You ever consider just going to Ground Zero and saying, fuck it. Do you really want to be the guy running around looking for radioactive deer, guessing whether water is not contaminated or not? No food, no shelter, no nothing.

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Oh no, there's a strong argument that says, you know what, let's just go to Ground Zero and see what's for us after. Just a thought.

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Hey, look, I think we found land. Oh my God, I think we're safe. Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

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Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks with them when they golf? In case they get a hole in one.

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Attention, attention. Kansas City, Missouri in Kansas, home of the TREES. We love you. Two douchebags and microphones salute you, Kansas City. Thank you for listening.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. Dishwater has the top ten spots on Billboard Hot 100.

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Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream, hey, there's no toilet paper in here.

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Hi all, this is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America. You can't touch me.

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Oh yeah, this is Kansas City here. Hold my beer, bitch. Your mama is like the sun. Big, round and hearty to look at.

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Two douchebags and microphone, I'm Mark.

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We have some ass paddling, Rob. Some people have done some stupid shit, so therefore we have to produce our monthly ass paddling or maybe not quite monthly.

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Most people have heard the story, but we're going to go into it again because that's what I do.

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This originated about the fourth podcast we'd ever done and this was with Topher, the first co-host. Topher is still around, he's probably producing another segment for us.

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He'll be in there in the future here somewhere.

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So, him and I were on vacation and we're walking on beach. The sun was shining in our hair, the sun was coming up as morning gentle ocean waves crashing.

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The sunlight was glistening over us, it was just great. We're not holding hands like Rob and his brother always suggest.

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We're just having a tender moment. Two guys can have a tender moment without holding hands, Rob. Right?

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I'm not so sure.

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So, anyhow, all of a sudden I hit something. I'm like, oh shit, my toe is hurting. Looked down there, it looked like a genie's bottle.

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So, walk over there and Topher is like, hey, that looks like a genie's bottle. I'm like, it is not. There's no such thing.

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So, I go over there and I go, dude, it looks like a genie's bottle. He's like, no shit. So, I pop open the cork and out comes the genie.

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And anyhow, we're like, hey, great, we get three wishes. And the genie rolled his eyes and he hated us. He was so condescending.

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He goes, no guys, you watch too much TV. You get one wish and one wish only.

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You better make it count. Maybe world peace, maybe solve the pollution problem, end the wars, end the cancer.

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And Topher and I looked at each other and said, we want to be invisible so we can ass paddle people.

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And the genie hesitated. He shook his head and he rolled his eyes and he said, very well, I have to give you your wish, even though you guys are morons.

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So, therefore, once a month, and sometimes on special occasions, not quite a month, if people have been really stupid, the genie said we could do it more than a month.

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So, this has been about three weeks, I believe, because there's been a lot of stupidity going on.

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So, we turn invisible. One of us has the paddle and one of us grabs the individual who needs it or whatever, whoever it is that needs it, they grab them.

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And they put them over their knee and we ass paddle them. The paddle that we use is a replica of old Sparky, who was in the cast midway trophy case last I knew.

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I knew that paddle very well because of various incidents that I had there. It does not feel good.

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It's a very thick paddle with holes in it and a long stalk to where you can gather a lot of heat and steam.

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And that thing did hurt when it went about your bottom. So, we're using old Sparky, or a replica of old Sparky.

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I assume old Sparky is probably still in the trophy case, but if not, then I don't know.

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Okay, so, all right. The first ass paddling that we're giving out today is South Korean ramen noodle company, Bulldak, for throwing too much heat in their noodles.

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I mean, yeah, they need it because there's kids that ate them and burning their fucking tonsils out and making people sick.

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I think they deserve a good ass paddling. What do you think?

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Yeah, definitely.

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Yep. So, Bulldak is getting ass paddling and you can't get out of it, Bulldak. We're going to do it here soon.

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Okay, the next one is Justin Bieber for having an alleged DUI. And here's why.

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I don't care that he was out drinking, okay, and I mean the driving thing. It didn't sound like he was drunk.

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It sounded like he had a couple of drinks, but he can afford a fucking limo.

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That's why he gets an ass paddling. That arrogance of just jumping in a car after you had a couple of drinks and thinking you can get away with anything.

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So he's getting ass paddling not because he had a couple of drinks and got behind the wheel of a car, but because he could afford a limo and not worried about getting a DUI.

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But no, he had to jump behind the wheel. So therefore, not only does he have to throw a lot of money at it and have the embarrassment of getting caught, but he also gets an ass paddling.

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The next one that I'm getting ass paddling to, and Rob, this is with a heavy heart. And you stop me if you think I'm wrong on this, okay, because this is going to touch.

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This is going to hit some raw nerves, yours and mine both. It already hit my raw nerve, but I've decided this has to happen, okay?

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Half of the current members of Deep Purple for being rude and snubbing Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And that hurts me.

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You know how much I love and you love Deep Purple. Yeah, yeah. Do you think that it is called for, an ass paddling?

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I do believe it's warranted, yeah. Okay, even though we love them. Yeah, we love Deep Purple. We love their music. I've seen them in concert.

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I think you have too, haven't you? Yeah, yeah, a few years back, yeah. Okay, so yeah, so we've seen them in concert. We support them. We love them.

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But they need an ass paddling for that. You know, everybody fucks up every now and then, so you know, this is their warning shot.

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Okay, the next one that gets an ass paddling is the shooter at a store called the Mad Butcher in Fort Ice, Arkansas. Just because. Yep.

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Yeah, I mean, you go on a shooting tangent and you do it at a place called the Mad Butcher.

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I don't know if you're being funny or if, you know, I mean, I think it's really ironic the store is called the Mad Butcher. So yeah, he gets an ass paddling.

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It sounds like a pro-bo we come up with. It does, don't it?

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So, and I think we might do bare ass. What do you think?

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Yeah, yeah, let's go with it. Okay, he gets a bare ass paddling.

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The next one are cicadas are getting an ass paddling for their loud noises.

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Sound about right? Okay.

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Now we'll probably in full disclosure, we'll probably kill them with this paddle, but we're going to attempt not to when we're paddling their ass. Does that sound good?

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Yeah, yeah. Or do we have to change the rules and do I got to get a little like, I don't know, like a toothpick looking paddle for him?

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What do you think? I don't know, we'll have to, we'll have to, we'll have to find out what else.

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Okay, we'll get back with you America and other surrounding countries.

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Cause you're right, don't spark you mood.

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We'll just kill them and we're not trying to kill them, we just want to give them a little jolt to their ass to let them know that they did wrong.

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So, okay, well, we're going to have to find out like a matchstick or something or something like that. We're going to have to use something like that on the cicadas.

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All right. The next one are sharks are getting ass paddling because they're attacking humans at an enormous rate. Yeah, I take it back. I take it back.

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You know why humans in their territory.

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So, yeah.

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I was going to give them an ass paddling because, okay, there's a couple things going on. The Gulf of Mexico, the water is 85 degrees. It's extremely warm.

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It's never been that hot before. The ocean isn't circulating like it used to. And the sharks are quite frankly just getting pissed, you know, they're, they're down there. It's getting hot.

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And I'm pretty sure they're snapping at humans because they knew we did it.

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I take back my shark ass paddling.

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Do you agree with that or not?

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Yeah, I agree.

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The activists that interrupted the PGA golf tournament.

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Wait, no, no, no, no.

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It was just golf. I retract that one too.

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I want to see those golfers in their goofy little hats and goofy little pants get ass paddled.

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Even though they're not up for an ass paddling. The people that disrupted it. The activists that disrupted the golf games. Yeah.

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I'm going to let them know because it's just, you know, it's just golf. It's not like it's a real sport.

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I actually think they deserve Heroes medals.

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But that's just me.

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All right. Okay.

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The person that keeps putting flyers on my car at work.

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I just had my brake fixed. Thank you.

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Flyer person, I will hunt you down. I will find you and I will paddle you.

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So as soon as I find this guy, we're paddling him. Okay.

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All right. I'm going to go through some surveillance tapes. I'm going to find this mad flyer.

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I'm going to paddle him because I'm getting tired to come and get into my car and having a flyer on it.

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Yeah, I know you can just peel it off.

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But the fact is, is I shouldn't have to every afternoon.

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So he gets an ass paddling as soon as I find you.

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Okay. All the wireless phone carriers for making it a constant maze of endless bullshit just to leave and keep your number.

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I'm saying bare assed and Hall of Fame.

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I knew that one was coming.

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Yes. Yeah, you could feel it.

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So, oh, and I also got to add one that I thought about.

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The guy in Eureka Springs that accused me of stealing his lighter fluid and everybody else.

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He gets a bare ass paddling.

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So here's how I'm going to get him, Rob.

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I'm going to put I'm going to go over there and I'm going to wait till they get a brand new bottle of lighter fluid.

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I'm going to use every bit of it on a fire them and then I'm going to sit there and wait for him to come up.

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As soon as he comes up, we're going to get him with a saining net.

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We're going to pull his pants off, turn invisible and smack him.

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That sound good?

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Sounds good.

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All right.

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And then finally, the emailer that mentioned the Bay City Rollers and we had to talk about the Bay City Rollers.

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That really hurt.

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It was confusing.

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It was a good email.

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Yeah, it was a good email.

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I kept getting confused between the...

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Captain Entenille and the Bay City Rollers. Me too.

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Well, no, there was another band on TV at the same time as Bay City Rollers and they were about the same style.

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Yeah, I don't know if you get confused between the two.

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Yeah, me too.

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I still don't know if we got the...I think we got the songs right.

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We know we did with Captain Entenille, but I think we got the songs right with the Bay City Rollers.

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But anyhow, you know what? It's not like anyone else knows if we did or not, right?

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I think we actually Googled them.

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Make sure somebody wanted their song so we could at least give an answer.

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You know what? You're right. We did. We did. I remember.

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Anyhow, Rob, we turn to you for the next.

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Okay. A mystery woman has gone viral after lifting her top for a Google Street View camera.

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The flasher from Barnum, Iowa was visiting a local barn grill when the Google Maps card drove past and she played a practical joke.

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While standing outside the junkyard barn grill, the unidentified woman flashed her breath at the camera as it recorded the area.

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This moment has now been immortalized on Google's mapping service when users enter Street View for 324 Front Street.

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The tech giant initially only pixelated the woman's face before eventually blurring out her body.

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However, her shadow on the ground reveals exactly what she's doing.

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In the background, three other patrons of the restaurant could be seen watching.

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One of the men joins the woman and lifts up his own shirt in solidarity.

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This is good.

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That's a good one.

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See you later. It says you go to Google Maps. See ya.

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Hello.

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It says that a Google Maps card drove past.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that was good on that one.

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That's enough said on that one.

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That was cool. That's a really good story. I've got a little bit of the Mob Tour that I want to go into. Now I've got another segment of it coming up.

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I just need time to do it. Obviously, I had to do this on the fly today because of the baby shower that I had to go to and also the Mob Tour this morning and everything else that I had to do.

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I had to do this on the fly. There's another segment coming up that is about famous kidnappings in Kansas City.

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This was mob related. Well, kind of. Yeah, some of it is.

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It was a big business back in the 30s and 40s to steal people and then sell them back to the families.

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But a lot of times they were so vicious. These people did it. They just went ahead and killed them and just, you know, didn't care.

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And sometimes people gave them money and they still killed them. These were some vicious criminals that were doing this.

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And that part in the very famous case that kind of blew it all apart or well, kind of that was apex of it.

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There's a very famous case that happened in Kansas City. And I'm going to go into all of that in a future episode.

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I have I need to gather some more information that went on, go through the Kansas City archives because the guy told us about in broad strokes, you know,

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but he couldn't go in depth, obviously, because of time constraints of this tour.

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So this is like a little rough, a little synopsis without going into a bunch of stuff.

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So here it is. Went to the Casey Mob tour this morning. Topher's wife was cool enough to buy us tickets to a tour.

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They took us around town in a nice air conditioned bus and the driver was a narrator.

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They were there. The driver and a narrator, both both of them were narrating and they were really entertaining.

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This particular tour focused on the golden era of prohibition and the red light districts in Kansas City.

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Kansas City was known at the time as an anything goes town. And this was under boss Tom Pentergast.

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Everybody's heard of him. He helped get Truman in office. He had a lot of influence.

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So so boss Tom Pentergast was at the top of the Casey crime syndicate and Johnny Lazea or Lazia.

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I thought it was really pronounced Lazea, but I guess it's Lazia the way they were saying Johnny Lazia was an under boss.

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Boss Tom could see the climate of of the people and the government and saw prohibition on the horizon.

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So what he did was he bought three buildings in the southern section of downtown.

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One of the buildings was a Pabst Brewing Company bottling plant. So you get what he's doing there. The bottling plant.

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Yeah, so he's going to be making bootleg drinks, whiskeys, probably, and putting them in these bottles and selling them.

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The other two buildings were converted into a Pendow suite for visitors and a posh restaurant.

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The Rieger Hotel, which is now a distillery and a hotel, and you can even go down to the speakeasy underneath it.

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And they still have some of the spider holes that in a spider hole in a speakeasy. Speakeasy is like a room.

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Usually they're underground. And this is illegal gambling and alcohol and red light district all happening there.

388
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:54,000
So the feds would come in the front. They get word that that was a speakeasy and they'd kick in the door.

389
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,000
But it would take them time because they had several doors.

390
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:06,000
So the people had time to hear them and they would run out to spider holes and they'd end up really quickly in an alleyway.

391
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:13,000
You see, so no one would get caught. They had these spider holes all over this thing and they tell them where they were at.

392
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000
They're like, OK, you run this way, you run over here and you run through here.

393
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:22,000
So the spider holes were genius because everyone would get out and then you can't prove anything.

394
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000
You know, I wouldn't do anything. I was just walking down this alley. Why? What happened?

395
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:30,000
So the Rieger Hotel was Al Capone's hideaway from Chicago.

396
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Whenever he was getting in too much heat, the big guy Al Capone would come down here to Kansas City because he done business with us all the time.

397
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Not with us, but with them. And so this was like his hideaway.

398
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:50,000
He would come down here and also Eureka Springs is another big highway of theirs or was.

399
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Pentragas owned a concrete company and he built Kansas City with it.

400
00:43:55,000 --> 00:44:06,000
You know, he got all the contracts. So Casey Boss Tom had things like 35 feet deep runway in downtown airport.

401
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Thirty five feet deep. Now, why did he do that?

402
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:15,000
That's a lot of concrete he sold to that downtown airport. Yeah. Yeah.

403
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:20,000
He built the levees, which are really oversized and really too.

404
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,000
I mean, they didn't. It went above and beyond.

405
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:32,000
So he also built 35 foot deep building slabs to put new buildings on.

406
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:36,000
So there you go. That's just a little bit of the stuff they were doing.

407
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:46,000
The term bootleg was during Prohibition. A person who had illegal alcohol usually had a flask strapped to the bottom of his leg.

408
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:52,000
So that would go with the term bootlegging.

409
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Slicy Sully was a nickname of an enforcer.

410
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,000
He carried an eight inch knife that was razor sharp.

411
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Slicy Sully was one reason a couple of corners in Columbus Park District that were called Death Corner.

412
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:16,000
This is where many people that were in the way just disappeared.

413
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Lazio went in to the soft drink business a little bit later with a drink called Golden Mist.

414
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:27,000
And I've actually seen a can of it. A guy that I knew a long time ago had a can of it.

415
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:32,000
It was horrible, but every place pretty much had to sell it because why?

416
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:37,000
If you didn't, you're probably going to end up something bad happening to you or your family or something.

417
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:42,000
So everybody sold it around town and it was supposedly horrible.

418
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:47,000
It was just horrible tasting. Nobody liked it, but people bought it because they felt they had to.

419
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:53,000
A guy that used to live down the road from me when I was much younger, he actually had a can of it.

420
00:45:53,000 --> 00:46:02,000
He's since passed away and I don't know if his son's got it or whatever, but I would love to locate this can of Golden Mist.

421
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:09,000
It was only sold around Kansas City as part of the Lazio crew that did this.

422
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Anyhow, that's just a little rough draft, a little synopsis, whatever you want to call it.

423
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Just a little inkling of it. There's a lot more that happened.

424
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Perhaps, maybe I might do a one-off or me and Topher might do a one-off on this.

425
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,000
We've been wanting to do this for a long time about all of the shenanigans.

426
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Now, this did not go into the latter years or the 70s and the whole take down of the Kansas City mob scene, the Savellas, Kamisanos, all those guys.

427
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:49,000
Anyhow, it just focused on the Golden Era of what it's called.

428
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:54,000
This was a Prohibition Era and also went into a little bit about Harry Truman.

429
00:46:54,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Harry Truman, there was a big project going on in Kansas City.

430
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Anyhow, he got everybody's bids and he didn't pick Pendergast's company.

431
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Pendergast came in there and he said, why didn't you pick my company, Harry?

432
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,000
He said, next time have the lowest bid.

433
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:26,000
So, supposedly Harry didn't do anything, he didn't let them influence him at all, but they did help him get in.

434
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:31,000
So, anyhow, let's take our second break.

435
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Then we're going to come back with some more of your stuff. That sound good?

436
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:40,000
Alright.

437
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:45,000
Hey look, I think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe.

438
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

439
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Oh my god.

440
00:47:53,000 --> 00:48:00,000
I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.

441
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:08,000
A constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

442
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:17,000
I smell something burning. Are you trying to think again?

443
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:25,000
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum. Two deuce lads in a microphone.

444
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:31,000
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445
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446
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447
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448
00:48:53,000 --> 00:49:04,000
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two deuce bags in microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

449
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:13,000
I sit there and I reflect on all the cells I burned that day. Enjoy.

450
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:20,000
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

451
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:27,000
It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery? Stay safe everyone.

452
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
And I am Rob.

453
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Rob, please do the honors of the next story.

454
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:53,000
All right. Getting pulled over by the police is never fun.

455
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:59,000
But one for not man's traffic stop has turned into a sizable payday.

456
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:14,000
According to the American Civil Liberties Union, Gregory Bombard has been awarded $175,000 in a settlement after a state trooper pulled him over in 2018

457
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:22,000
and arrested him after he had leisurely gave the cop the middle finger during a traffic stop.

458
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:31,000
The state has not admitted to any wrongdoing in the case nor agreed to make any change to the police procedures.

459
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Rob, we'll be right, they need to.

460
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:45,000
The organization reported that the officer pulled Bombard over because he believed the man gave him the middle finger, which Bombard denied.

461
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:54,000
When the traffic stop was over, Bombard cursed at the officer and flipped him the bird, which he admitted.

462
00:50:54,000 --> 00:51:04,000
So he denied doing it the first time, but he admits doing it the second time.

463
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:16,000
That prompted his arrest for disorderly conduct, which led to nearly a year's worth of criminal court proceedings before the charges dismissed.

464
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:24,000
While our client is pleased with the outcome, this incident should never have happened in the first place.

465
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:30,000
ACLU of Vermont staff attorney Hillary Ritz said in a statement,

466
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Police need to respect everyone's First Amendment rights, even for things they consider offensive or insulting.

467
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:51,000
State legislatures need to do more to prevent unnecessary and unjustified police interactions like the one Mr. Bombard experienced

468
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:59,000
by downsizing the footprint and broad authority of police in our communities.

469
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:19,000
The original lawsuit filed by the ACLU in 2021 claimed Bombard's First Amendment rights of free speech and Fourth Amendment protections against unreasonable search and seizure were violated.

470
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:31,000
He will receive $100,000 as a result of the settlement, with another $75,000 going to attorney fees.

471
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:45,000
No. No, they wouldn't.

472
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:51,000
No. So why in the world could they arrest him for him doing that to a policeman?

473
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:59,000
Exactly.

474
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Me too. Look, I'm on the cops side. We need them there. We really need them there.

475
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:15,000
But the thing is, none of this nitpicking shit, we're going to burn and churn you because you flipped us off.

476
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:25,000
And what I mean by burn and churn is what they do is they constantly bombard you with legal fees to defend different things that they throw at you.

477
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:31,000
And that's bullshit. So that guy had to pay a lot of money just because he flipped off a cop. And that shouldn't be right.

478
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:39,000
You know, you're express you have a freedom of expression, I believe. Right. Don't you? I mean, you know, freedom of speech, freedom of expression.

479
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Yeah, he wasn't hurting the policeman in any way.

480
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000
No, he didn't touch the cop.

481
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:56,000
No. So therefore a gesture. And I'll go a step further. There are some countries where a middle finger does not mean anything. And in some countries, it's a greeting.

482
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,000
So how can they prove that that's how we meant it?

483
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:05,000
He didn't go fuck you. Right.

484
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:11,000
Oh, hey, cop would just drive by and stop the guy, flip him off.

485
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Which he, the guy denying. But after he pulled him over, yeah.

486
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:23,000
Yeah. Look, we know the guy did it with his answer. OK, we know he did it.

487
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:29,000
But the problem I have is how do they know how he meant it? And if he did mean it like that, so?

488
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:35,000
You know, he didn't go take away his birthday. You know, I'm. Yeah. Yeah. I've got a real problem with that.

489
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:41,000
And I think that any cop that does that, they need to investigate and make sure it doesn't happen again.

490
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:53,000
So I want my cop. I don't want my cop going after a guy like that. I want my cop going after fucking real criminals, the breaking and enterings and the murderers and the drug dealers.

491
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:58,000
I don't want him going after someone that flipped him off. So. Yeah, I don't either.

492
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:07,000
Yeah. I mean, it's just common sense. So and I think most people, if they're rational and not trying to get a point across, would go along with that.

493
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:14,000
So anyhow, is that it, Rob? Yeah, that was it on that one. OK.

494
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:20,000
All right. What I'm going to do now is we've been talking about this a lot.

495
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:39,000
So I put together a little little segment here and what the segment is, is it's going to illustrate how bad or I hope so, how brands went back to their older labels, their nostalgic labels, labels that at first are going to do temporary.

496
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:48,000
But then it be you know, they just left them because the resurgent in interest and popularity because they put these old logos back.

497
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:54,000
Even Pepsi did it. I mean, it's got a little twist. It's not quite like the 80s emblem, but it's a lot more.

498
00:55:54,000 --> 00:56:01,000
You've seen the Pepsi, the new the newer one. It looks like the one out of the 1980s, but it's kind of like it.

499
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:09,000
It's a little bit newer, but the most of the idea of the 80s logo is right there on it right now.

500
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:21,000
All right. This is more than just a thing. Brands going back to their old logos such as 80s logos, in some cases, 70s and 60s logos, brands that revived their old logos.

501
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:27,000
The first one I can remember is Light Beer from Miller. This was supposed to be for a limited time.

502
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:32,000
Remember when they first brought it back to the white cans?

503
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:39,000
It was in a blue can when they brought it back to the white cans. They said limited time, the retro label.

504
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:48,000
So anyhow, it's been like that for about eight years now. They're not bringing it back. They're not bringing the other new label back.

505
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,000
They're leaving it the white label because that's what's sold.

506
00:56:51,000 --> 00:57:05,000
So the blue label. Also, another problem with the blue logo is it looked like a Bud Light can. Do you remember light cans I'm talking about?

507
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:09,000
Yeah. Yeah, it looked like a Bud Light can too.

508
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:23,000
So anyhow, so the white label had a big resurgence and now it's like another like it was in the 80s. It's a better selling beer when it really looked kind of forgotten about under the new label.

509
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:27,000
Yeah, the temporary label changes now on its eighth year.

510
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:33,000
So the next one I noticed was RC Cola going back to the blue and white famous logo.

511
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:37,000
I now see RC and more shelves and better placement.

512
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:46,000
RC also got the Penn State contract over them re-up and with Pepsi, which was not a small feat.

513
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:53,000
I reintroduced myself to it, which was not a small feat because you know how I feel about sodas and real sugar, right?

514
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,000
Yeah.

515
00:57:54,000 --> 00:58:05,000
I reintroduced myself to it just because I remember the logo from my childhood and now I drink it in favor of other colors whenever I don't have a real sugar one available.

516
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:11,000
Another one is Ham's Beer went back to the Evergreen Trees logo.

517
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:22,000
This has caused more interest in the beer and resulting in it being put back on shelves and being sold in numerous clubs and restaurants and bars as well.

518
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:29,000
You know, so I told you the other day when I had to partake in a Ham's, right?

519
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:35,000
Well, that's because I recognize the label from childhood and I was like, you know what, but it was good.

520
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,000
It was really good.

521
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:43,000
But it was the reason it got my interest at all is because it was an old label and I was like, wow, cool.

522
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000
I remember those vaguely.

523
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:47,000
So I had one and you know what?

524
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000
I'll drink it again.

525
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:53,000
So see it worked there too, right?

526
00:58:53,000 --> 00:59:01,000
I do still like the beer of Ham's, but I mean, I like it a lot more now that it has a retro label.

527
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:08,000
Schlitz was another beer that had switched back to the original logo with the original formula.

528
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:13,000
This has piqued people's interest and led to a resurgence in the brand's popularity.

529
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:20,000
I believe a major brewing company was behind buying the Schlitz formula and its logo, and they're the ones that brought it back to life.

530
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,000
Remember, I can't remember what brewing.

531
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,000
Can you remember what brewing company it was that took?

532
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:38,000
They had a newer Schlitz that would tasted like paint thinner and they came out with a big advertising campaign and I can't remember what brewing company it was.

533
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,000
But I can't think of which one are authentic.

534
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,000
I remember that.

535
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,000
Yeah.

536
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:58,000
They bought the Schlitz Brewing Company and the rights to it and the original formula and they started brewing it again and it started selling much better because before it was known the beer that would take the paint off your car and also make you shit really bad.

537
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Yeah.

538
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Yeah.

539
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000
Yeah.

540
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,000
Yeah.

541
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:06,000
If you ever needed paint off of something, you could throw a Schlitz on it.

542
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:10,000
The old one, not the one they have now.

543
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:16,000
Lace Potato Chips was in on the logo switching too, but it was more of a subtle one.

544
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:30,000
The logos are much closer to being the same, but there were smaller differences that they brought back that when you put them side-by-side, you're going to go, oh yeah, yeah, I remember that one.

545
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,000
That was the first one I remember and this is the second one.

546
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,000
You know, they kind of outlined it bolder.

547
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,000
You know what I mean?

548
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,000
This one was a little bit more of an older looking one.

549
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,000
They went back to it, but I'm not sure if they stuck with it or not.

550
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:57,000
I'm not sure about that one and I'm not sure how well that worked either because I don't, you know, I see people drinking sodas or whatever and I, you know, and I see the product placement, but Lace has always been all over, you know, everywhere anyhow, so I'm not sure about that one.

551
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,000
So, anyhow.

552
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,000
Okay.

553
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,000
I just looked it up.

554
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,000
Okay.

555
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:09,000
Okay.

556
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,000
Yes.

557
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000
Yes.

558
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,000
And then Pabst bought them.

559
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,000
It was Pabst.

560
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:21,000
Yeah, because they, Pabst was behind bringing the Pabst beer brand back too.

561
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000
So I guess that's what they do now.

562
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:27,000
You know, they brought both beers back and they're both decent sellers.

563
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,000
Really pretty intelligent.

564
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:34,000
And the Pabst Brewing, I told you about the Guerilla Marketing that I witnessed firsthand about it.

565
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:48,000
You know, they had hot chicks come into bars with short shorts or short miniskirts, big cowboy looking boots, and they're like, they bought everybody rounds of Pabst.

566
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:56,000
And they did this all over Westport, all over the country, the entertainment districts, and Pabst wasn't anywhere mentioned near the first selling beers.

567
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
It was way, way way back there.

568
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
So they did this for about a year.

569
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:07,000
They went around and they had these hot chicks just barge into a bar and they'd buy everybody a couple rounds of Pabst.

570
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:11,000
And then they start giving away big belt buckles, hats, shirts, and Pabst.

571
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Suddenly Pabst became cool again.

572
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:19,000
Before that it was the beer your grandpa drank and nobody wanted to touch it.

573
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,000
Right.

574
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:29,000
After that, because these hot chicks came and they're all dressed up nice and hot looking and started handing out Pabst, it became the in-beer.

575
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Colleges, hipsters, mods, muddleheads, everybody started drinking Pabst again.

576
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:42,000
It's since cooled off a little bit, but it still sells so much better than it used to.

577
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:48,000
And I guess they're behind slits too, so good work Pabst Brewing Company.

578
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,000
Are they still out of Milwaukee or does it say?

579
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:55,000
Yeah, I think it says Milwaukee.

580
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:59,000
Okay, yeah, they're one of the few beer companies that actually stayed there.

581
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:02,000
So a lot of them moved out.

582
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:06,000
So anyhow, that is pretty much all I had.

583
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:14,000
I went into how Pepsi changed their logo to like the new, the 80s logo, but it's got some variances and it's a little bit different.

584
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:18,000
But Pepsi is one of those brands that they'll get rid of that logo too.

585
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,000
They're not like Coca-Cola that kept the same logo for years.

586
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:22,000
They're different.

587
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:24,000
They like to evolve and do different things.

588
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:32,000
Even though they went back to the retro logo, I believe that they're going to progress and do another logo again because that's just the way they operate.

589
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:35,000
And also they sell good enough they don't have to.

590
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,000
So anyhow, that's the end of that report.

591
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:45,000
I was just trying to illustrate how I see them doing these retro labels and it actually works.

592
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000
It works very well.

593
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,000
Does it work on you, Rob?

594
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,000
Yeah, yeah, it really does.

595
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,000
Yeah.

596
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:59,000
I hadn't touched an RC for years until they came back with the old label.

597
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:00,000
Me too.

598
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,000
It just caught my eye and I just had that one.

599
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,000
Me too.

600
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,000
It's the same stuff.

601
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,000
Yeah.

602
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,000
It's the same stuff I stayed away from for years.

603
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,000
And it was the original logo.

604
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,000
I remember getting him.

605
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:18,000
I used to go to Westline, which was about four miles away from Cleveland.

606
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:25,000
And this is after hours whenever the station there closed and we wanted a drink, we'd find somebody with a car.

607
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:29,000
We'd go to Westline and we'd buy it out of the machine there.

608
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:33,000
There was an RC machine out in front of this little general store that was closed.

609
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,000
We'd all get an RC and then go back to Cleveland.

610
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:41,000
So anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

611
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:42,000
All right.

612
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:54,000
Millions of drivers could face fines of up to $250 within days as cities begin implementing new road surveillance technology.

613
01:04:54,000 --> 01:05:04,000
State lawmakers passed a new road law that makes it easier for cities to mount monitors above the streets.

614
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:17,000
Connecticut, a state with over 2.6 million drivers, passed a law that allows cities to implement noise monitoring cameras.

615
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:31,000
The devices will function similarly to red light cameras issuing tickets to drivers based on their cars engine noise rather than driving behavior.

616
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:38,000
OK. Is it just engine noise and not like big bass and other types of music being played really loud?

617
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,000
It's just car noise.

618
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:46,000
Well, it's just saying engine noise.

619
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,000
OK. I think it could go deeper than that.

620
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:59,000
Well, I'm wondering if this is a gateway law to where they could just like start searching a car because it's too loud in one direction or another,

621
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:03,000
whether it's music or a souped up car or a challenger or something.

622
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,000
And they're revenue up just to be.

623
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,000
I was a dick when I had that loaner.

624
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,000
My husband went around revenue it up to people all the time.

625
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:13,000
So I get it.

626
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:15,000
Yeah, this could be a gateway to me.

627
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,000
And I'm very leery of it.

628
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:20,000
I don't like the idea of it because you have a louder car.

629
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,000
They can stop you.

630
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Then what can they do?

631
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Can they pilfer through your car?

632
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000
See what I'm saying?

633
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,000
They could go.

634
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,000
Yeah.

635
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,000
Hey, man, I think I smell pot.

636
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,000
Well, it's legal now.

637
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:36,000
But, you know, say it isn't legal where you're at.

638
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:39,000
You know, that would give them probable cause.

639
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,000
And that's what they do a lot of times.

640
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:45,000
Anyhow, I thought I smelt weed, then they get to look through your car,

641
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,000
which I think is wrong.

642
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,000
But anyhow, go ahead with it.

643
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:50,000
I'm sorry.

644
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:56,000
The new law takes away the state level red tape for local governments

645
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,000
to put the tech on the roads.

646
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:04,000
The state also passing regulations around the noise capturing tech.

647
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:13,000
All monitoring devices will cap engine noises at 80 decibels.

648
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,000
Okay.

649
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:26,000
Owners, which that's going to go in that people need to fix their exhaust.

650
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:32,000
And what about diesel pickup trucks?

651
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:35,000
Yeah, because they traditionally have a louder one.

652
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,000
What about glass mufflers?

653
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,000
Glass packs, too.

654
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:44,000
Yeah.

655
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:45,000
Yeah, I don't know.

656
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:49,000
I don't like that law at all.

657
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:55,000
First, drivers will receive a warning after a monitor picks up louder noises.

658
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,000
Where's the sound?

659
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,000
Second of good.

660
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,000
I think Connecticut.

661
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000
Okay.

662
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:07,000
A second offense will result in a $100 fine.

663
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:14,000
Drivers will receive a $250 ticket for a third offense.

664
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,000
Okay, wow.

665
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
Yeah.

666
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:23,000
Pretty significant for just having a, I don't know, a little bit of noise, I guess.

667
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,000
I mean.

668
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,000
Okay, noisy cars explained here.

669
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,000
Here are some of the modifications that regulators are making.

670
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:35,000
Okay, this is what I wanted to hear.

671
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:43,000
Engine and exhaust modifications, extremely popular to car enthusiasts.

672
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:53,000
Dozens of aftermarket systems can increase a car's performance and make the vehicle louder.

673
01:08:53,000 --> 01:09:03,000
Other drivers may change the muffler to a right-bender or exhaust pipes to increase airflow.

674
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:10,000
So, yeah, you can make your modifications just over 80 decimals.

675
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:14,000
You see, and I don't think 80 decimals is that much, really.

676
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:17,000
No, I don't think so either.

677
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:23,000
That sounds extremely shady to me. I don't like that law at all.

678
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:27,000
Further down it says Connecticut is not alone.

679
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:30,000
Michigan also passed similar laws.

680
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,000
Michigan?

681
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,000
Yeah.

682
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,000
Okay.

683
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:38,000
They're fighting a noise level, what they're doing.

684
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,000
Oh, I can understand.

685
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:45,000
Yeah, I mean, you know, we're having a problem with sideshows in Kansas City.

686
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:48,000
Are you familiar with sideshows, what I'm talking about?

687
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,000
Yeah, yeah.

688
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:53,000
Okay, if anyone doesn't realize what it is, it's car racing.

689
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:59,000
But what happens is they just form a circle and they block off roads.

690
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:02,000
And they start racing in the middle of it.

691
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:07,000
And I mean, a lot of it's like car tricks, you know, spinning around, stuff like that.

692
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:12,000
But the thing is, is they shut down big roads and do this routinely.

693
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:19,000
And even the cops are there a lot of times, there's not much they can do because there's so many people partaking in it.

694
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:30,000
So, okay, well, I mean, maybe this is designed to get out some stuff like that, you know, get the louder cars.

695
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:33,000
I don't know.

696
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:40,000
But Kansas City does have a lot of noise from them because I can hear them at night on 150.

697
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:44,000
And we live three miles away from 150.

698
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:47,000
And I can hear it as plain as day.

699
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:51,000
So maybe there's some validity to it.

700
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,000
But I don't like the broad strokes of the law.

701
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:57,000
I think there should be more rules than just that.

702
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,000
Yeah.

703
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,000
Okay.

704
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:06,000
And like you said, 80 decibels, I think that's a little low.

705
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,000
I think it's a little low, too.

706
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:14,000
I think that's designed to where they could get you stopped if they want to.

707
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:15,000
Yeah. Yeah.

708
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:21,000
And not for that reason, but they're going to act like it was for that reason, which I have a big problem with.

709
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:27,000
So got a little bit of an interesting story here.

710
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:31,000
You know, sweaty Teddy, Uncle Teddy. Yeah. Yeah.

711
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:38,000
Ted Nugent, Rocker Ted Nugent is revealing he was in agony after testing positive for a coronavirus.

712
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:42,000
Months after he said the virus was not a real pandemic.

713
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:44,000
And he's changed his tune on this, too.

714
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,000
Now, I thought I was dying.

715
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:49,000
Nugent said, No, hang on, hang on.

716
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,000
I'm not saying yay or nay on the backs.

717
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:54,000
I'm not making any political statement at all.

718
01:11:54,000 --> 01:12:00,000
I'm just reading this story that Ted Nugent contributed in with comments.

719
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,000
OK, so if they want, thanks.

720
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,000
I'm saying yay or nay.

721
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:04,000
I'm not.

722
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,000
We're dick jokes.

723
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:09,000
We've been proudly serving dick jokes since 2022.

724
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:12,000
Right, Rob? Yep.

725
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:16,000
So Teddy said, I thought I was dying.

726
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:23,000
Nugent said in a Facebook Live video posted Monday, I literally could hardly crawl out of bed the last few days, adding.

727
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:28,000
So I was officially tested positive for COVID-19 today.

728
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:38,000
In the video shot at his Michigan ranch, the cat scratch fever singer reportedly uses racist slurs to refer to COVID-19.

729
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:43,000
I'm thinking he's calling it like the Chinese virus or something.

730
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:57,000
And in this person here, they need to do the research that's bigoted, bigoted slurs to refer to COVID-19 and reiterates his previous stance that he wouldn't be getting the vaccine because he claims wrongly.

731
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,000
He claims wrongly that nobody knows.

732
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,000
Well, I don't know about wrongly.

733
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,000
This is what this article says.

734
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,000
It says he claims it.

735
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,000
They say wrongly.

736
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,000
I'm saying he claims.

737
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,000
I'll leave that out.

738
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,000
Nobody knows what's in it.

739
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:22,000
Nugent, a supporter of the ex-president Donald Trump, previously called the pandemic a scam and has rallied against public health restrictions.

740
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:31,000
He has repeated a narrative pushed by conservative media and disputed by health experts that suggests the official death count from the coronavirus is inflated.

741
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:39,000
And I can go into this a little bit without actually going on one side or another.

742
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,000
OK.

743
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,000
Yeah.

744
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,000
OK.

745
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:46,000
I get what they're they're saying about it being inflated.

746
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,000
And I'm not saying this is right or wrong.

747
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:50,000
I'm indifferent about this on this podcast.

748
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,000
I have my feelings.

749
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,000
You'll never know what they are.

750
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,000
OK.

751
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:59,000
Someone could have terminal cancer and they're months away from dying.

752
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,000
They get covid and they die.

753
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:05,000
The official cause of death would be covid then.

754
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,000
That's what they're referring to.

755
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:14,000
So I don't know where and really seriously, I don't know where you count that as a covid death.

756
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:17,000
The guy could have lived another couple of months.

757
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:21,000
So I know this.

758
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,000
Nobody ever dies from AIDS.

759
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:27,000
They die from complication to AIDS.

760
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,000
Right.

761
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:30,000
Right. You see, they get a cold or something.

762
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,000
They don't have an immune system.

763
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,000
They die.

764
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:38,000
Same way with cancer victims that have advanced cancer and they're sickly and they're going to die.

765
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:46,000
They you know, their their body is just like just devastated by chemotherapy and cancer and they get a cold and they die.

766
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:49,000
The only difference is AIDS.

767
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,000
They actually are a little bit more honest about it.

768
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,000
They say complication to AIDS.

769
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,000
Cancer.

770
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,000
They say cancer.

771
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,000
So you see what I'm getting at here.

772
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:04,000
I don't know whether you believe or disbelieve that these were covid deaths or not.

773
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:10,000
But this is the facts that I'm presenting to you about it is is a lot of these deaths.

774
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:14,000
People had terminal cancer or something like that.

775
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:17,000
Now, I'm not saying whether that's right or wrong.

776
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:21,000
I'm just saying that that's what these guys are saying.

777
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:27,000
So anyhow, that's really all I got from that because the rest gets pretty political.

778
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:30,000
And yeah, that could get.

779
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,000
Yeah.

780
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,000
And I got it from a liberal source.

781
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:36,000
So it really kind of like I said, I'm not saying yay or nay.

782
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,000
You guys will never know what I think.

783
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:43,000
But it was really it was really kind of a liberal slanted thing.

784
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,000
So I'm just that's it.

785
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,000
Anyhow, there you go.

786
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:52,000
Sweaty Teddy was really sick and admits that the covid virus is in a hoax now.

787
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,000
So there you go.

788
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:57,000
Now, Rob, you got something.

789
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,000
Yeah.

790
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,000
You've heard the term Roger, haven't you?

791
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:02,000
Yeah.

792
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:11,000
Well, Roger has become a go to expression to acknowledge a message most often uttered over the phone

793
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:16,000
or a radio transmitter when doing something vaguely important.

794
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:26,000
However, the origin of this cool sign off is less well known and no, it doesn't have anything to do with a guy named Roger.

795
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,000
This is cool.

796
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,000
I've never known.

797
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,000
I've never known this.

798
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,000
Please go on.

799
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,000
All right.

800
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:52,000
The term to be traced back to the early days of radio when crackly lines and muffled voices meant communications had to be short and sweet, particularly in World War Two when two way radio communications had a big break.

801
01:16:52,000 --> 01:17:00,000
Roger was widely used by the British and Americans to acknowledge a command or statement.

802
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:11,000
This is because all was represented by the word Roger in the whole phonetic alphabet.

803
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:17,000
It's to say all the shorthand for saying received.

804
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:29,000
I've been message received simply Roger is much easier to hear and the heat of battle than received or even just all.

805
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,000
OK.

806
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:43,000
So it due to the stack and stuff, they needed a word that they could understand, you know, with all going off, whatever, rather.

807
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,000
Yeah.

808
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:48,000
And all would all would just be too short.

809
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,000
Yeah. Yeah.

810
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:54,000
So received would be, you know, it's a long word.

811
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:58,000
So they simply just started saying Roger.

812
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,000
Yeah.

813
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,000
Cool.

814
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:05,000
Never known that it.

815
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:10,000
Do you want to keep going or you want to call this good?

816
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,000
Actually, I'm a little tired.

817
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:13,000
All right.

818
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:14,000
You work today.

819
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,000
And actually, I had a long day, too.

820
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:18,000
So anyhow.

821
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,000
Oh, hi, Opal.

822
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,000
Hi, Jimmy.

823
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,000
Hi, Ricky and all of Dodge City, Kansas.

824
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:24,000
We love you guys.

825
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:28,000
I got all. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky.

826
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:31,000
Stay tuned for your little thank you.

827
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,000
We have it.

828
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,000
It's in a future episode.

829
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:38,000
I'm going through them in order of our top markets.

830
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:42,000
And that would be the the newly added megaphone.

831
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,000
Thanking our top markets.

832
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,000
They are on the list.

833
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,000
So so you guys hang on.

834
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:53,000
But we will continue to say hi to Opal and Jimmy and Ricky.

835
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:57,000
As long as we do a show, we will continually say hi to them.

836
01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:02,000
But as for the rest of Dodge City, this promo is going to have to do it for you.

837
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,000
Right.

838
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,000
Yeah.

839
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,000
All right.

840
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:07,000
Thank you guys for listening.

841
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,000
Good night, assholes.

842
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:12,000
Good night, assholes.

843
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,000
Oh, no.

844
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,000
Looks like the show's over, kids.

845
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:19,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

846
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,000
Fear not, assholes.

847
01:19:21,000 --> 01:19:23,000
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.