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Hmm. A padlock is turning a door into a wall.

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Two douchebags and a microphone and right off the bat I'm handing it over to Rob because he's got a beef with me, I do believe.

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And I am Rob.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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This guy here, Rob, he's got a beef with me. Go ahead, I don't even know what it is.

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Rob, our last episode.

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Yeah?

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You named Mark Burns Rob's loincloth.

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Just so everybody knows, the loincloth got worse and it's safely hanging in my closet right now. It did not burn my loincloth.

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I couldn't think of anything.

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I had somebody contact me about that.

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Well, I was getting ready to go to the game. I was going to go get Christopher and go down to City Market and get our coffee and go to the game. I was running late so I'm like, hmm.

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And I was like, you know what? I'm just going to burn his loincloth. And that was it.

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I pick on the loincloth, dude.

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Well, it's better that I'm always picking on you. I mean, yeah, so I was like, I'll just.

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Oh, I do. I do. Get ready. I got a bunch of runs of me in the now. So anyhow.

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I've just given you our time.

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I know you are. I know you are.

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Anyhow, all right. Well, let's get to some of these here stories that, oh, Jeffy X has got another list, buddy.

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That we heard from him in a while.

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I know he's been busy in his bats flying bat suit and the sergeant pepper outfit.

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I guess it's pretty much all black now from being white. He won't take it off.

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And he's having a hard time. He's having a hard time infiltrating these places because he smells so bad because he refuses to take off the sergeant peppers outfit that you made him.

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So he smells so bad they don't let him in. He doesn't blend in like he used to. So he's having a problem getting in.

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But he did get into the Gatorade factory and we'll get into that here in a little bit. OK.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, and it's a story from Missouri that leads right into it.

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Not that far from you. Thirty minutes from you. So I'll get into that and I'll get into that next segment. How's that after your story? So all right.

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Has something to do with Gatorade, doesn't it? You probably have that story, don't you?

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And it's like 30 minutes from here.

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OK. I'm debating on whether to even tell it. Go ahead. Go ahead.

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All right. OK. Well, all right. New AI surveillance cameras that have smart detection.

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And you also have the option of firing paintballs at the intruder.

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So it sees the intruder and you have a button that says hit them with paintballs that when they can be identified easily.

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Mark is not allowed to have one of these signed. Everyone who knows him.

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There you go. I can't have one. All right. Yep.

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The people have spoken. Hey, hey, hey, just for the record, I didn't get to vote on that.

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So I don't know who did. I was just here with you. I couldn't vote on it.

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I would say that probably everyone that listens voted on it real quick and said, no, you can't have one.

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So, Rob, a couple of podcasts ago, we decided that if ghosts can pick up vases and throw them, they can also pick up a broom and mop, right?

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I need that ghost. I need that ghost. Me too. Me too. I'd love to put them to work.

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I work 40 hours a week. You know, we do four podcasts a week. Yeah, I don't get much time.

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Yeah, yeah, you don't have time to do that. So if we could train our ghosts, it would be awesome.

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So, well, I decided that my pet ghosts are going to smack people in nuts at inappropriate times, such as a bar mitzvah.

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When someone's making a toast, you can see them up there and going, yeah, yeah.

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Little Inva is doing so well and going to acclimate to the world to do.

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Oh, shit. Is he having an heart attack? Oh, no, no, that's just Mark's pet ghost. He cracked him in the balls.

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Okay. Wedding vows. Let's see that. And now I pronounce Mark got him. Mark got him with his pet ghost.

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A college lecture. You see that. And this is how you figure out the corporate.

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A very important business merger. Hang on, hang on, hang on.

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Hang on, hang on, hang on. Let's just say Mark is not allowed to have a pet ghost signed all of those.

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I can't own anything, can I? Actually, I just stuck a signature on that one.

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Okay. Because you know he's coming for you, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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He's going to get you at an inappropriate time. We know this. So, yeah, you better shut it down right now.

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Okay. So, anyhow, this one. Okay. I was listening a few days ago to an old Rockline segment. Remember Rockline?

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Yeah. Yeah. This was a syndicated radio show for the people that don't know from coast to coast.

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The show featured band interviews with top rock bands and talent.

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So, Alice Cooper said he got a call from Frank Zappa and Frank Zappa asked Alice if he really killed chickens on stage the night before.

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Alice said, I did have chickens on stage the night before. And he said, but I didn't harm them.

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Then Zappa and Alice both say, go with it. So, from now on, I kill chickens on stage.

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I thought that's pretty cool. He never did. But as soon as that rumor came about, him and Frank Zappa both said, because they're good friends, they were both like, you did it.

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Everybody's seen it. You did it. Yeah. So, now that he's a chicken killer on stage, more kids buy his records. Such as like the PMRC that we talked about.

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Let the media take it.

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Okay, I got an observation here, Rob. Now, hang with me. This is a weird one.

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Okay, in the movie Anchorman, Ron Burgundy, the main character in the movie, had a dog named Baxter, remember?

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Yeah. Okay. I wonder if that dog was named after Ted Baxter, the ultra-popular news anchor character in the sitcom Mary Tyler Moore Show.

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Maybe I should have been on a deep thought.

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Yeah, that needs to be.

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I'm going to make one.

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That's a good question.

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Yeah, I was like, man, I don't know where it came from. Just all the weird shit, wherever it comes from. It just hit me like a ton of bricks.

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Baxter was named after Ted Baxter. I'm sure of it.

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They were in the same mold. I mean, I'm pretty sure he watched old episodes of Mary Tyler Moore. Yeah, because Ted Baxter's good night and good news.

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Ron Burgundy was stay classy, San Diego. See the correlation? They had their tagline at the end like Walter Cronkite had. And that's the way the world is.

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Tuesday, 1974, whatever, you know. So, yeah, so I bet you it was. And I'm going to try to, you know, I'm going to try to Google that and see if I can find anything.

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And I will report back. So here we go on this one right here. This one was interesting. This is my featured email. And this is a really good one.

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It said, Mark, you said that manufacturing managers are there to get fired. Why is this?

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Okay. And Rob, you've been around manufacturing your whole life. So I want you to correct me.

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Okay, I want you to correct me or say I don't think that's quite right, because you actually probably I was in the field more.

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You were in manufacturing more. So you might know quite a bit more than me. So if you know something, I want to hear it.

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So this is the way I see it as it happens. I see managed I've seen many managers get shit can in my day.

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So here's what I see. First is the honeymoon. The new guy, the new ways, new system, etc.

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At first, the new manager is on the way. The new way of manufacturing, whatever that is, robotics, lean manufacturing, ISO 9000, 9001, and whatever. Right?

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All that is like the catch buzz phrases of how we're going to put out more product and we're going to streamline everything. Right?

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That's what they all say when they come in. Yeah, we're going to streamline everything and we're going to make this the most efficient production shop ever.

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So what happens after that honeymoon? Okay, like all center was happy. Okay, we got rid of the old guy. He was the bad guy.

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That's what I mean by you're there to get fired because they need this guy. They need this cleansing guy that when they fire him, they start over with a new way and everybody's happy.

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And, and, you know, it's just the way that corporations like that work.

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The manager that was let go eventually loses his edge of finding new systems and technology because of the ins and outs of the business.

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They have so much to do. They have so much to do. They cannot keep up with it. And this is true with every manager I've ever known in my life.

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Employees morale, office help, and all the egos in there. People constantly cutting you down, backbiting, etc.

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It becomes too much for a person to keep up with and they get so wrapped up in everything that what is the most important at the place becomes negative profits or much lower margins.

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And this so far is to the tenure of, you know, of how it happens. And once it starts happening like that, it's like a, it's like a cave in.

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Okay, starts with a crack and then everything caves in and you can't unwind it once it starts happening. And then the guy gets let go.

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Then the new guy comes in with all the answers. He is the new Messiah, if you will. Rob, do you have anything to add to that or tell me I'm full of shit or whatever? It's fine. Go ahead.

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No, no, no. You're, you're, you're spot on. From my experience and my lifetime, you're spot on, man. That's the way it happens.

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Yes. And usually these new guys and they are great out of the gate, but not much for stamina.

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And another thing here, Rob, here's what I think too. They are too insecure by nature to hire somebody below them to take care of everything they don't want to take care of because they see that guy taking their job.

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If corporate goes, man, this guy's making a third as much and he's doing half his work. Why don't we just get rid of this guy and put this guy in there?

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So they only let the second guy in charge only do so much and know so much. And in my opinion, that's why they usually pick a dipshit to do the second in command.

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Is because they don't want that guy outshining him. Right. So anyhow, I'm dumb enough to do all the work. Yeah. Yeah. So Bill. Yeah, I've seen it.

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Bill in North Kansas City. Thank you. Thank you. That was a great email. Wasn't that fantastic? Thank you, Bill. Yeah.

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I loved it because he was listening and he was curious. You know, he was curious as to what I meant. So he just asked me. That was fantastic.

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And I tried to send you a reply back, Bill, but it came back to me. My email screwed up. Only certain ones get to me. I can't figure out the code of it.

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So I may have to uninstall it and re-install it or reinstall it or something. So anyhow, I could not send anything back to you. Thank you or nothing. So I'll just do it right here.

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Thank you, Bill in North Kansas City. That was a fantastic email. And I love the question. Don't you think I was great?

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Yes. Yeah, it's a very good question. Yeah. So now many online users of dating apps are feeling burnout.

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Here is the generational breakdown. Millennials check in with a whopping 80% feeling burnout. Millennials of dating apps. Because that's probably all they do.

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They don't go to bars to meet women. They don't go to clubs or events to meet women. They sit at home and they're burnout because they're always there at home trying to meet people online instead of meeting them in real person.

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That's my version. And then who comes in second is Gen Z crowd at 79% and that's for the same reason. They don't go out like we used to and meet people.

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Hey, this is a friend of a friend of mine. This is Jenny. Oh, hi Jenny. How are you? And then Jenny's like, Hey, is that guy single? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's single.

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Okay. Hey, could you like get us to go out on a couple of you know, like all four of us go watch a movie a couple of times and see how it goes? Oh, yeah, Jenny, no problem. You don't have any of that, right? That's not happening because you're at home doing this yourself.

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Just right below generation, the Xers came in at 78%, which surprised me.

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That really surprised me that Xers came in that that high at 78%. Yeah, because I didn't think Xers really kind of adhere to that at all. I just thought it was kind of like it. Yeah, that's a younger guy's thing, but I guess not. So,

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No, no, I got it. I got it.

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We're getting too old to go be hanging out at bars and crap.

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You're right. You're right. And you don't want to leave your house. So you're like, Hey, I got the internet's right here.

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We're tired. Last thing we're gonna do is go hang out at a damn bar.

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I'll just do the Google's.

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Once in a while, but not to find a spouse, you know.

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Yeah, you know what? You're right. You just unraveled it. I didn't I didn't think that far into it. You got it, Rob. Man. Yeah, that is they're tired of going to bars.

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And finally, the boomers are in at 70%. But that's just because they discovered the dating app two weeks ago.

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And chances are they're not going to go out on a date.

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Probably not. So, and the greatest generation.

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They just found themselves a new hobby.

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Yeah, that's it. They're going to sit at home and talk like they're going to get together. And then at the last minute go, I don't feel like it. Neither do I.

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And so anyhow, so two weeks ago, they found this and they're not going to be doing it anytime soon.

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And finally, the greatest generation who are all about 100 are scheduled to accidentally find it in a year or so.

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You want dating fatigue? Try the old fashioned way that Rob and I had to live through that spend your whole paycheck on a 50 50 at best probability.

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That type of money burns. It puts inflation at child's play. That money burn is just nothing compared to the child. It's just nothing to inflation, because we used to go home with about a tenth of our check and nothing to show for it. Right?

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Yeah. So I think our way was probably like the that's the worst burnout at all. You get burned on a couple of dates. You're like, I ain't doing that for a while. Fuck that. So and then probably stupid like me. Keep doing it.

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I was I was stupid for a long time. Yeah. You know what my thing was is I would find the right the wrong type of woman and think that they were the right type until I discovered that I was doing it wrong.

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I think a lot of guys do. I mean, you know, you have this vision. You have this vision in your head of how everything's going to go. But that's not it. You know, and there's no way. Yeah.

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Yeah. So and for the most popular dating apps, Tinder is number one at 49 percent. Plenty of fish drops a line in at 38 percent. Get that drops a line. Plenty of fish. He he ha ha. Okay.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gotcha. Gotcha. Bumble buzzes in at 29 percent. E-Harmony is humming at 21 percent. Okay. Cupid has an arrow on 17 percent.

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Hinge is slammed at 17 percent. Christian mingle checks in at 15 percent but has lost popularity over the rumor that if you strike out on a date, you get to fed to the lions.

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Too soon. Too soon. Sorry, guys. Too soon.

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Well, I've been out for a while. I wrote this out a couple of days ago when I first found out about that. Topher kind of broke this down for me today. And I agree with him.

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Okay, Dave girl, I have a passionate plea for you to not become one of those self-righteous rock stars. I'm shuddering at the fact that you might be headed towards Eddie Vedder or worse yet, Roger Waters status.

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First, you say you slam Taylor Swift on your stage pulpit and then you mouth off about foreign wars in the Middle East. The world isn't in need of another pompous know it all. No need at all for a suddenly I think I'm knowledgeable foreign policy.

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I think, you know, so please, I beg you. Please, Dave girl, stop right there. I love you and I don't want you to become that guy. I just want you to be my rock star that I enjoy.

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So please, give me back my rock star. And then Christopher broke it down today while we were at the game. It was going boring until the eighth inning. It was one to nothing until the eighth inning. They scored a run in the second. The Morlins did.

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And anyhow, we scored five runs in the eighth and then shut them out in the ninth and won. But until then, it was a boring game. So we've done a lot of talking.

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So anyhow, here's what Topher said and I agree with him now. He changed my mind. He said that Dave girl and Taylor Swift were both in Paris, I think, or something like that overseas in the same town when they did this.

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And that when Dave girl said it, Taylor Swift reacted to it just maybe, I don't know, 40 minutes later. She didn't get that news. She knew it was going to happen. It was staged. This little bicker fight. Free publicity. He's right. He's right.

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So, so, you know, I mean, why can't Dave girl just do like the rest of the rock stars, you know, go trash rooms and demand a shaman at every show or better yet demand only Brown M&Ms.

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Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. I'm all the problem every time. Brown M&M solves the problem every time. Everybody says this and we know it, Rob. If you want answers, you go to two douchebags in a microphone. They have answers. Right?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, they do. Yeah.

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Whether right or wrong, we don't know. Hey, we admit it from the get go.

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Okay, so now the one burning question that everyone wants to ask. Now it's the cicadas time is almost gone. What do you do with a million of little cicada carcasses?

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Well, one gardener expert said to gather them all and put them in your vegetable garden to decompose and it will make a great fertilizer. But Rob, guess what? I have a different plan.

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I say take those little exoskeletons and grind them in your coffee grinder to the coarse French press mode. That way they're big flakes. Take the cicada flakes and put them in your friend or enemy's red pepper flakes plastic bottle.

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Trust me, they won't know. Make sure and shake the bottle really good and then maybe a year or so, depending on how you feel, let them know what you did and make sure that you have a nice run path for the door.

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Nothing's obstructing you and the gate is open because you are going to get an adverse reaction for sure. Yep. Ah, good old pranks. Okay, here's a disclaimer, Rob. If you get smacked with a baseball bat, I'm not responsible.

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Right? Right. Yeah. So if you put cicada carcasses in someone's red pepper, number one, it's a joke. Number two, if you get the shit beat out of you when you do this, I didn't tell you to do it.

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I'm right now, the disclaimer is saying it's a joke, allegedly. So anyhow, okay. So like I said in earlier episode, I've been listening to Ozzy's Madhouse Chronicles and I'm still waiting on my favorite Zach Wilde store from Ozzy.

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He hasn't told it yet to my knowledge and it goes like this. Ozzy was touring in Japan and this was the first tour that Zach Wilde had ever been on and his first time in Japan. The band in Ozzy are in the hotel and Zach grabbed a bottle of wine that was very expensive for the minibar.

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He slammed part of it and Ozzy said to him, Zach, how are you going to pay for that? Two grand for that expensive bottle of wine. And it was, it was like two grand. Zach then called the hotel staff, he said, watch this. He called the hotel staff up there.

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He took the cork and rubbed it all over his asshole. The staff member came up to the room and Zach told him the wine was no good and he wasn't paying for it. The staffer guy said, no, wine is good.

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Zach then took the cork and stuck it in the guy's face that he rubbed his asshole with and he stuck it right up to his nose. The staff guy goes, wine bad, wine bad. He took the bottle and left.

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And they took it off his staff. I love that story. I've not heard it yet. I remember hearing that a long time ago and I'm like, oh my God, that's genius. That is genius. He smells that wine and goes, oh my God, I'm sorry, did it poison you? Is everything okay? Then we're kissing your ass.

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So anyhow, Rob, I turn to you for the next story. And so does the whole world.

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This is kind of sad, but it's weird.

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Okay. Riverside Alabama officials responded to report of a fire at a local Baptist church in St. Clair County, Alabama, last Thursday at 1 30 a.m.

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A defensive operation was established to expire very quickly throughout the building. Riverside Fire and Rescue Service said in a statement, aerial operations began soon after first arriving units, crews battled the fire through the entire night and into early dawn.

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Officials believed that someone had crashed into the church's basement after leaving the roadway about 40 miles east of Birmingham.

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The remains inside the vehicle were later identified as 19 year old Anthony Banks Jr.

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Three days. Okay. Here's where it gets crazy.

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Three days later, Banks' girlfriend, Jennifer Maldondo, crashed into the same church while trying to evade police just before 1 a.m. Sunday.

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Officials said she hit a brick wall and her car caught fire according to outlets. She was driving a 2019 BMW X5, which authorities alleged was stolen from her aunt.

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She was determined dead at the scene.

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In three days time, a boyfriend and a girlfriend drive two different vehicles through this church and die.

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I always wondered if the Grim Reaper had a sense of humor. Obviously he does. Or she.

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Oh my god. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. The Grim Reaper is probably like, hey, hey guys, hey, come here. All the demons and whatever is around him. Hey, check this out guys. Hey, look what I'm going to do.

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Oh no, you can't do that, Grim. Yes, I can. I kill everybody. Watch this.

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So they probably ran little bets and everything in the little hell garden or whatever, or the death garden or whatever. Right.

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And then like they drew straws and the Grim Reaper said, all right, I'm going to go do it. Watch this guys. And then he did it. And like now he's a hero with the whole whoever the death clan is with him. Right.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll go with that. All right. And we're also going to go with a break and we'll be right back. That sound great?

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That sounds good.

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All right. Cool.

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Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder. It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery? Stay safe everyone.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Hi all. This is Mark here. I'm usually the one telling you what to eat during an apocalypse. Well, this time I decided to go the other way.

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You ever consider just going to Ground Zero and saying fuck it? Do you really want to be the guy running around looking for radioactive deer, guessing whether water is not contaminated or not? No food, no shelter, no nothing. Oh no. There's a strong argument that says, you know what? Let's just go to Ground Zero and see what's for us after. Just a thought.

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Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about. A man in Manitoba, Canada collects rat traps. He now has 3,421.

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Next up, things overheard in hell. Great news. William Hung's world tour has been extended.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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If a tomato is a fruit, then does that mean ketchup is actually a jam? I may never know.

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That sound, Rob? That sound that we just played? That is the sound you hear when you crash your car or fall off a building or whatever and you die and you're going to hell. That sound is played when you enter the gates of hell, I'm certain.

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Okay, now I understand it. Now I understand it. Okay, we have a... Do you want to go into Ask Paddlin's or do you want to go into Jeffy X's stuff? I'll let you decide. Which one do you want to hear? We can't do them both, we don't have enough time.

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We ain't heard from Jeffy in a while. We gotta have Jeffy. Come on, buddy. Okay, a woman in Lebanon, Missouri has been charged with spiking her husband's drink. Is that the one you're going to tell?

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Well, yeah, that's the one we talked about. That's the same one. That's 30 minutes for me. Yeah, okay, I thought it was 40 minutes. Okay, the charge was spiking her husband's drink with Roundup. I believe the husband lived, didn't he?

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Yeah, he's alive. He's the one that turned her in. Yeah, yeah. She spiked his drink with Roundup and well, now she's facing charges, a lot of charges. What charges? Did you happen to see the charges that she was faced with?

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Hang on, I got it right here. Actually, what she was doing, she was spiking his two liter bottles. One count of first degree domestic assault and one count of armed criminal action.

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Okay, she'll probably get off with parole or probation at parole. Well, he evidently had a camera. He had pictures of him. The husband turned him in to the police.

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And well, he had gotten sick, of course, because he had stuffed up in Roundup. And another time, it was insecticide. Well, come to find out, it was all over because I guess he wasn't so appreciative of the 50th birthday she threw for him.

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This is the part that I didn't get to because I was writing out to Jeffy Exeter.

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Yeah, so she started poisoning his two liter bottles and he's the only one in the house the Greeks don't do.

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I'll get you, Jeb. I got you, Jeb, you motherfucker. You'll never take me for granted again. I throw that big shindig for you and the first damn thing you do is you don't even thank me for it. I'll get you good. You know what I'm going to do, you motherfucker? I'm going to spike your Mountain Dew with Roundup.

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I was looking at another report that he had like a $500,000 life in shortfall. Yeah.

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So, yeah, I believe that was it. And didn't he go to prison, I think, for it? He was at least charged with it, I'm pretty sure. And this is in Columbia, Missouri, which is about an hour and 20 minutes from Lebanon, maybe?

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Oh, no, it's a couple hours.

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Columbia is an hour and a half from me.

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So it's two hours.

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Another half hour on the other side, yeah.

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Okay, so I mean, in retrospect, I mean, two hours away isn't that far. So it's something going around central, south central Missouri, I guess.

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Oh, well, yeah. So that $500,000 insurance policy.

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I kept reading that. I'm thinking, man, that's too close to home. I don't know if anybody want to hear that. Although I kept finding it intriguing. It hit my phone probably six times today.

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Yeah, it got to where?

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I got to talk about that tonight.

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It hit me. It hit mine several times too. And I'm like, well, you know what, that on its own is kind of like, eh, now if you add a Jeffy X to it, then it's kind of like a yeah.

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So anyhow, Jeffy X is our sleuth that goes into companies and finds out products that failed.

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In this case, it's going to be new Gatorade flavors that were denied in honor of the woman from Lebanon, Missouri that spiked her husband's drink with Roundup because she used Gatorade and Mountain Dew both.

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So, but they chose Jeffy X, broke into the Gatorade factory to find out the denied ones. He got the paperwork and like always, he grabs them and he gets out of there somehow.

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And I was sitting at home and all of a sudden I get a ding on my main email, not the one from here. I'm like, oh shit, that's Jeffy X.

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And like always at the end, it said 10 minutes and this email disappears because, you know, he can't have anyone tracing him.

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So I just barely get it all written down and poof, it was gone.

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So Jeffy X is so good at this that Rob made him a embroidered underwear that has Jeffy on the back and X on the front, right?

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It has a special Steven Pearcy pouch that he sewed into the front of it.

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Allegedly, Steven Pearcy of the Glam Band Rat used to have a pouch in the front of his spandex to stuff to make himself look more appetizing to some women and maybe some gay males.

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I'm just saying I made his a little wider.

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Oh good, good. Well, we're sure he doesn't need it.

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I set him up. I set him up.

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We're sure he doesn't need it, but Rob took care of him and then he made him a Sergeant Pepper's outfit and he is a crazy Beatles fan.

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So it was the Sergeant Pepper outfits are white, right? Well, now it's black because he won't take it off and he stinks.

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Yeah, it's really becoming albatross, right Rob? I mean, just like, you know.

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I think I ruined it.

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Yeah, yeah, I think so too. And then the flying bat suit, which he goes into at night, but he puts it over the Sergeant Pepper outfit because he doesn't want to take it off.

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So, anyhow.

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I need to know when Jeffy's birthday is.

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Oh yeah, yeah. Well, I'm a much simpler man. So since we don't break the law here at Two Douchebags and Microphone, I can't buy him 10 pounds of cocaine and 80 hookers.

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So I had to give him the monetary equivalent. So if he wishes to, he can. Or he can pay up a couple of credit cards or whatever. Or maybe, you know, I don't know, go to Mexico or something.

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So that's what I did. Rob's a little bit more, I don't know, a little bit like more generous with his time. Me, I'm just like, here's some money. Go blow it.

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So, anyhow. And he's very appreciative of it. Like I said, he doesn't take that Sergeant Pepper's outfit out.

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So, anyhow, he broke into the Gatorade factory and allegedly this is the new Gatorade flavors that were denied.

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The first one that was denied was fish oil flavored Gatorade.

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I agree.

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I agree, although the health benefits from it would be really good, right?

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Okay, yeah. There is health benefits.

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That taste, the taste.

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I could not drink a whole bottle of it.

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Yeah, me neither. And I mean, in Gatorade, you want it to be refreshing, right? You're out working on the lawn.

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And you come in, it's like 3,000 degrees like it had been like the previous couple of days.

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And you're parched. And then you go in there and you got a fish oil Gatorade.

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Nope. Nope. Not going to do it, right?

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Nope. Ain't going to happen.

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So the focus panel said no.

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The next one that failed was Dawn dish soap flavored Gatorade.

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I mean, you know, I mean, yeah, it probably keeps your insides clean.

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It'd be cool to like blow bubbles out of your nose.

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Yeah, that's for sure.

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Yeah, you can like blow bubbles out of your nose and your mouth and like go around and like freak people out.

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But I think the taste would get to you again like the fish oil, right?

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The next one, it depends on how you look at it, turpentine flavor.

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It does smell piney, right? It smells like the outdoors.

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Anything that will take off paint.

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It depends on who you are.

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Well, I don't know. Pure grain will take off paint too.

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That's exactly what I would say to pure grain.

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Yeah, pure grain will take off paint.

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I don't think it would taste like that.

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How I know you don't want to know.

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Yeah, you don't want to know.

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Allegedly, 40 years ago or so, someone looked just like me, vomited on the side of my parents' house.

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And this person that allegedly looked just like me and sounded just like me vomited.

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I bet they had longer hair though.

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Yeah, they had a lot longer hair.

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And it took off the paint. But it wasn't me. It was someone that looked just like me.

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So turpentine flavor was denied by the focus panel.

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The next one, meat sweats essence.

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Oh.

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Yeah. I mean, does it smell like steak?

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Dude, you just made me gag.

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Okay, well maybe that won't work. Okay.

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All right. Well, we're just going to go ahead and toss that one aside and say no.

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The next one, eggs benedict flavor.

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I mean, maybe for breakfast.

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Okay, that one might work.

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Yeah, yeah. Yeah. In a Gatorade bottle.

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I'd give it a shot at least once.

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Yeah, it's like, hey, Mark, are you going to have some breakfast?

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Oh, no, no, no. Look, I got eggs benedict Gatorade. I don't need any.

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Oh, wow. That's cool. Good. Good for you, Mark. Man, great call.

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Right? You take it to work and shake it up and go, hey, look at this.

351
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:26,000
I'm having breakfast and my, you know, my refresher, my revitalizer.

352
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Yeah, yeah. I'm not going to be dehydrated today because I had my eggs benedict Gatorade.

353
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
So there you go. The next one.

354
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,000
I like this, but a lot of people don't.

355
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:46,000
But I like it mixed with regular coffee and a little bit of a little bit of real sugar and maybe a little bit of real cream.

356
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:51,000
And that's chicory coffee, chicory flavored Gatorade.

357
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:56,000
I might like it, but I bet you most people do not.

358
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:02,000
What now? Yeah, because it's chicory.

359
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,000
I like it dressed up. I don't like it on its own.

360
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:13,000
I know people that like to take a beignet, take a bite out of the beignet and then take a drink of chicory coffee.

361
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:19,000
And they say that that sweet and bitter mixed together is a really good flavor.

362
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:24,000
No, I don't like it like that. I like to just, I like to doctor it up a little bit.

363
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:30,000
But chicory coffee, I can see how that failed. The chicory bark that they make it out of.

364
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Putting it in Gatorade. Yeah.

365
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:38,000
The next one. Is it? I don't know.

366
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Hang on. I'll do it after we do the Gatorade flavors. I'm going to look that up.

367
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:54,000
The next one. In honor of the suntan smoothie, suntan lotion Gatorade.

368
00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Too soon? No. Too soon? No. Yeah. Yeah, too soon. Too soon. Sorry.

369
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000
I didn't mean to bring it up. I know it's a sore spot. Too soon.

370
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,000
No, I'm not just bringing it up. Is suntan oil, suntan lotion and Gatorade? No.

371
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
And you can't get that shit off of you either, man.

372
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:16,000
That'd be a slimy Gatorade. No.

373
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:25,000
No, I don't need to use it anyhow. So anyhow, but no, I really don't. I brown up really quick.

374
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:31,000
So let's see. Vicks Vaporub. I think I agree with that.

375
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Take your breath away. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

376
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Fuck, it's gill yet.

377
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I think they're right on by denying that.

378
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Yep. They're getting it so far, yeah.

379
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:56,000
Okay. Nyquil. Depends on how you look at it. Some people love that medicine, the cherry flavor.

380
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
I, however, do not. I hate it.

381
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Okay, but your drink of Gatorade, they help keep you going. Didn't you take Nyquil?

382
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,000
You know what? You got a double dose of something good. You're just feeding it to purpose.

383
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Oh, you're right. Yeah. Nyquil, you want to wind down and get better and sleep. You're right.

384
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Yeah. Make your path, yeah. You're just feeding it to purpose.

385
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,000
That's right. I mean, Nyquil knocks you out and you drink Gatorade. What if he pissed the bed?

386
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,000
He knocks you out really bad and you don't get up to take a piss? Yeah. Yeah. There you go.

387
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,000
We just saved you a bedwetting incident that would have been very embarrassing. Yeah, we did.

388
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:37,000
You're welcome, America. Hi, Opal. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky. Dodge City, Kansas. Ra-Ra.

389
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:42,000
But I, I, oh no, I didn't get to the Dodge City promo yet. Did you, did you like the promos?

390
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,000
Yeah, I did. Hi, Grandma. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky.

391
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Um, and all of Dodge City.

392
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,000
And all of Dodge City, yeah.

393
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,000
Yeah, I love those promos. I use the megaphone. I think it's pretty cool.

394
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:01,000
I've got like ten more that I've ever put in. I went from number one and worked my way down.

395
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:09,000
So there's going to be more. There's, let's see, uh, uh, shit. Harrisonville is coming up. Kansas City is coming up.

396
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,000
That's, that's going to be a surprise. Yep.

397
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
The next one. All right.

398
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,000
The next one is garlic and onion flavored Gatorade.

399
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Now, I normally love garlic and onion, but I, Gatorade,

400
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:30,000
I think I, um, think I agree with that for the most part. What about you?

401
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,000
I, I, you see, I kind of see it.

402
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000
You do?

403
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Don't know, it might be a big bambi.

404
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
I, I kind of see it.

405
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
What's your take? What do you feel? Why do you think that it would be good?

406
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000
Oh, hey, here we go.

407
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Okay. You've had a long day at work. Uh huh.

408
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,000
You come home and have spaghetti for dinner.

409
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Oh! And drink garlic and onion Gatorade to refresh.

410
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:10,000
Brilliant! Brilliant! Okay. You know what? I'm on board too.

411
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,000
I, I wish they would do that, but I guess they denied it.

412
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Damn it. Well, they didn't have our brains.

413
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Yeah, the tortellini I had yesterday and today.

414
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Yeah, there you go.

415
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Hell yeah. I could warm that bitch up and have nice garlic and onion Gatorade sitting there.

416
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Oh, good times. Good times.

417
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:38,000
Hey, that'd be good if I take what? Dover's for lunch, you know?

418
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:43,000
Yeah, you could take some spaghetti with you or even Spaghetti-Os.

419
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:48,000
Yeah, you could get the... No, no, no, no. I'd say to drink with my lunch.

420
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Oh, oh, okay. Okay.

421
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Garlic and onion Gatorade.

422
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000
I'm talking about spiking up Spaghetti-Os.

423
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,000
We're not going to make it up our own Gatorade.

424
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:04,000
No, I was talking about spiking your Spaghetti-Os with garlic and onion Gatorade.

425
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hey, there you go. That's a good idea.

426
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Yeah. You're welcome, America. Once again, solving problems.

427
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:21,000
The next one is shoe polish flavored. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

428
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:26,000
I think I agree with that. As much as I would love to argue with it, I agree with it.

429
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000
And then finally, cheese-it flavored, which I'm against.

430
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,000
I think cheese-it flavored Gatorade is the epitome of heaven.

431
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,000
I heard angels and harps.

432
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Yes. Yes. There they are. There they are.

433
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Angels and harps.

434
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Yeah. There they are.

435
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,000
They screwed up on that one. They screwed up on that one. And the garlic and onion too.

436
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,000
So, well. Yes.

437
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Okay. Well, there you go. And possibly even the eggs benedict.

438
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Well, mix the two.

439
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Oh, hey, hey. Here you go.

440
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:05,000
Take the eggs benedict Gatorade with the garlic and onion Gatorade and the cheese-it Gatorade and come up with a neat little snack.

441
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
There you go.

442
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Once again, you're welcome, America.

443
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Let's go ahead and take our second break, Rob.

444
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,000
And we're going to come right back with your stuff. How's that sound?

445
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Alright, kids. Yeah, I got something I want your opinion on.

446
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Sounds good. I'll be right here.

447
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:45,000
When you buy and eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger.

448
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Hey, look. I think we found land. Oh my God. I think we're safe.

449
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Oh no. It's the island of horrible jokes.

450
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Oh my God.

451
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,000
What do you call a well-balanced horse?

452
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Stable.

453
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,000
They used to call it Jump-O-Leave until your mama got on it.

454
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

455
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:41,000
A pet turtle named Sashi is thought to be the oldest one in captivity at 120 years old.

456
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Jam X. What the hell happened? You were the generation of change.

457
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:59,000
You never wanted to be one of them. At the feet. Spoke for you.

458
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Hunk the man. Hunk the system. What the hell happened?

459
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,000
The generation of angst. The generation of noncompliance.

460
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:17,000
Is now buying a boat. You're really fed up until someone dangled a dollar near you.

461
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:22,000
Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined.

462
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

463
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:37,000
May your five-year-old neighbor have all their violin lessons during all of your hangovers.

464
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:44,000
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465
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466
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467
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468
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469
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470
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At age 30, you spin up Mark, celebrating birthdays.

471
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Exit a microphone on Mark. And I am Rob. Rob, the floor is yours. Please proceed.

472
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Yeah, I ran into a technology story a while ago. I kind of want your opinion on this. Okay.

473
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:56,000
Good. I'm not sure how I feel. Okay.

474
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:11,000
A bizarre new prison concept sees inmates serving out their sentences in a matter of minutes.

475
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000
Okay.

476
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:27,000
The cognitive method would see criminals hooked up to high-tech machines that implant artificial memories directly into their brains.

477
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Instead of the subject's mind or inside the subject's mind, time would pass differently.

478
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:45,000
Slower than in real life, making them experience years worth of artificial memories in just a few minutes.

479
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:58,000
Depending on the seriousness of the subject's crime and their sentences, their memories could be tailored to the rehabilitation needs of each subject.

480
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:07,000
The complex vivid and life-like memories are created in real life using AI-generated content.

481
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:16,000
Okay. Are these real inmates that they're doing this with? Or people?

482
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:28,000
Well, that's what they want to do. That's what they're talking about doing. Taking people that are supposed to be going to prison with them on these machines.

483
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:37,000
And instead of spending like two to five years or whatever, they spend like 30 minutes.

484
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:42,000
But they still think that they... it feels like they spent 35 years.

485
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:47,000
Yeah. So you go to prison without actually going to prison.

486
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:59,000
Okay. I do not agree with that and here's why. More people will be committing crimes because they're like, oh, they're going to hook me up to that machine and then I'm still going to be young when I get out.

487
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000
See what I'm saying?

488
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Yeah. The criminals would think that way.

489
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,000
You went in at 22 and you're getting out at 22. Yeah.

490
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:13,000
That's kind of what I was thinking, you know?

491
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Part of the punishment is you do 30 years for murder or something. 30 years of your life is just trash. Just crumple it up and throw it away.

492
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:31,000
That's part of the punishment and that's part of the touring of crime. So I think that is stupid. But go ahead, Rob.

493
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Yeah. But yeah, supposedly the memories they put into your brain, the worse your charge or the harder the charge, you know what I mean?

494
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:56,000
No. And also the other things that go with prison like possibly getting butt fucked, getting your ass beat.

495
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Well, I'm thinking they could put that in your memories.

496
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:03,000
They won't. They won't.

497
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:13,000
But I agree though. Yeah. That's the way I took it. If you kill somebody, instead of 30 years, you get 30 minutes.

498
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Yeah, part of it is you go in there and like they show like the Scourge Strait.

499
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,000
And you're still young coming out.

500
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:32,000
Yeah. Yeah, they're still young coming out. And also the Scourge Strait stuff where the gang members, the big ones come up and go, I'm taking you tonight or I'm going to kill you, boy, or I'm going to slice you up in your sleep.

501
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:39,000
Well, I mean, isn't that probably a deterrent to where you won't maybe when you get out, you'll go straight?

502
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:45,000
Or better yet, the real ass beatings you'll take.

503
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:55,000
Exactly. Exactly. It's just like Jared from Subway. Part of his punishment, and I'm pretty sure they knew this was going to happen.

504
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:04,000
And I'm fine with it is the man that hits him in the face every day and calls him Chomo. Chomo is slang for child molester in prison.

505
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:12,000
And every day he just slaps the fuck out of him and calls him Chomo. I'm good with that. I think that's fine.

506
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:22,000
Yeah. I tend to. Well, you know what? I'm not going to say anymore. If something else happened to him, I exactly would not be sad.

507
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:31,000
So, yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, you think if Jared from Subway didn't go to prison.

508
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,000
Get out, Jared. Get out, Jared.

509
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,000
What happened?

510
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,000
I said get out, Jared. Let's go somewhere.

511
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:42,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. You know what? Yeah. He's serving his time. There we go.

512
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,000
I'm pulling in. I'm pulling in. Come on.

513
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Okay. Allegedly. I don't know all that good stuff. Okay. All right. Yeah. I don't like it.

514
00:59:52,000 --> 01:00:08,000
Like I said, I first read it. It caught my attention. But I'm like, yeah, you know what? Let's let them off easy, to be honest.

515
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:15,000
It is. And also, I can tell you what they're going to say too. Is they're going to go, oh, we're going to save so much money.

516
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:23,000
We're going to save so much money. We don't have to house these people. And right now, they do have prison for profit.

517
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:35,000
These private-owned prisons are for money. They're not doing it because they think people should be locked up.

518
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:41,000
They're doing it to make money. And they want them filled up. It's kind of like a hotel. A hotel wants capacity every night.

519
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:50,000
They want their no vacancy sign to be on every night. So they do things like, oh, there's a convention in town?

520
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:58,000
Well, okay, we'll give you a block of them for 25% off. We're going to give you these 30 rooms. Everyone enjoys 35% off.

521
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:04,000
So instead of it being 100 bucks, it's 75 bucks or something. And everyone's like, hey, let's buy these blocks of rooms.

522
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:13,000
So that's what happens in the privately-owned prisons, in my opinion. They're looking around and going, we're only half capacity.

523
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Can't we get some more criminals in here? We need to pay the bills.

524
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:30,000
So yeah, I'm against it. I think it's a very bad idea to set a president like that because then you're going to have more people.

525
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:35,000
And it's not exactly like prison is a deterrent anyhow.

526
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:44,000
So, anyhow. Okay. I've got a slightly less dark story. Are you done?

527
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,000
Yeah. I think we took that one as far as we could.

528
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,000
I think we did too. Thanks for reeling me in. I appreciate that.

529
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:57,000
Okay. Sometimes I go off on a tangent and, you know, and...

530
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000
No, especially when it's stuff like that.

531
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
All of a sudden we're not dick jokes anymore. So thank you, Rob.

532
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:13,000
Okay. I have read Gieser's Butler's book, Into the Void, and I reported on how good a book it was a while back.

533
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,000
But lately something has come to surface that I had forgotten to talk about.

534
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:24,000
I was going to talk about it when I was in the middle of the book, but I forgot to.

535
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:39,000
Anyhow, the band in the early days when they all lived in Birmingham, England, Gieser and Tony Iommi used to have to boil their guitar strings, the bass strings and the guitar strings, to get all the crap out of them because they could not afford new strings.

536
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:43,000
Isn't that something? They had to boil them.

537
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:51,000
They also could only record the first couple of albums live within a few hours because that was all the studio time they could afford.

538
01:02:51,000 --> 01:03:00,000
So that's why we boil our podcasts after we produce them, but it's impossible to get all the crap out. We're sorry. We try. We boil them.

539
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,000
Yeah, we try.

540
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,000
I mean that one podcast we boiled for what, three hours?

541
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:11,000
I was thinking more like three and a half.

542
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:17,000
Three and a half hours we boiled that and it still came out with crap in it. So we're trying. We're trying.

543
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:20,000
So Rob, once again we turn to you.

544
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:28,000
Okay, well that was quicker than I was expecting. You're good, you're good.

545
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:33,000
Well I've been talking the whole time, I think you're due for a couple of stories.

546
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:44,000
Yeah, you're right, you're right. Um, let's go with this one. This is kind of an interesting one.

547
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Okay.

548
01:03:46,000 --> 01:04:10,000
The police in China's Hebei province said on Monday that they had confiscated a hand grenade kept by a 90-year-old villager for 20 years as a hammer for everyday use.

549
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:22,000
The Public Security Bureau of Baokang County posted a video of the grenade's retrieval.

550
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:41,000
It said the unnamed female villager discovered it in a field decades ago and believed it to be a lump of iron, had been using it to crack walnuts, hammer nails, and pound pepper.

551
01:04:41,000 --> 01:05:04,000
The grenade was only discovered on Sunday when an old building belonging to the woman in town was being demolished, according to the post, on whatever China's version of X.

552
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:25,000
The police deployed professional bomb disposal personnel to their own, which shows two men dressed in t-shirts, long pants, and red hard hats, placing the explosives in a bubble-wrapped sleeve.

553
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:39,000
The uniformed officer assisted them as the villagers looked on. One of the men then appears to secure the ends of the sleeve with scotch or masking tape.

554
01:05:39,000 --> 01:06:04,000
Fortunately, this safety hazard has been eliminated and has not caused any harm or injuries. The police announcement went viral with the topic recurring 75 million views in 24 hours after the video was posted.

555
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:15,000
Yeah, this gal took a hand grenade, put it on a stick, and was using it for a damn hammer for 20 years.

556
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Or no, no, it was, it's one of the long grenades.

557
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,000
She?

558
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,000
Yeah, it was one of the ones that had the handles.

559
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,000
She needs to buy a lottery ticket.

560
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:33,000
The ones you pull the pins.

561
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,000
She needs to buy a lottery ticket.

562
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:40,000
I could see where you could take it with the hammer.

563
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:44,000
And somehow this thing has not exploded.

564
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,000
She needs to buy a lottery ticket.

565
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,000
Geez.

566
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,000
Wow.

567
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:57,000
Okay. Boy, that's a count your lucky stars, thank the Lord deal, isn't it?

568
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Yeah. Yeah, at the sweet age of 91. Or 90, 90, yeah.

569
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:14,000
Okay. I've got a little bit of a, are you done?

570
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,000
Yeah, that was it.

571
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:23,000
Okay. This is a weird, somewhat complex question that I have here, and I'm trying to break it down.

572
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:40,000
Okay. The new Black Sabbath compilation of the Tony Martin era albums that have been remastered all comes in one, except for Forbidden, which was done on like some other record company.

573
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,000
They couldn't get the rights somehow or something.

574
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:48,000
So all of the Tony Martin era albums, except for one, are on this one box set.

575
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:54,000
Okay. And it came out not too long ago and it's called Anno Domini.

576
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,000
And I was like, what an odd name.

577
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:03,000
So I went to looking at it. I thought I knew a little bit of what had happened and I thought it was kind of a biblical thing. Right.

578
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:10,000
So Black Sabbath has always been known like the occult. I don't think they were really in it.

579
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:19,000
I don't think any of them were. I always thought that a lot of these bands were doing that to get notoriety, to get kids to buy their records and all that stuff.

580
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,000
There were some of them that were probably really into it, Black Magic and stuff like that.

581
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,000
You could do your own research and figure out who you think it was and all that stuff.

582
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,000
But I'm not going to go into that.

583
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:33,000
But I don't believe Sabbath was really one of those bands.

584
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:39,000
They were the band that liked to scare you, hence the name Black Sabbath, over an old Vincent...

585
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:45,000
No, Boris Karloff or Vincent Price movie. I forgot who.

586
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,000
But anyhow, it was a scary movie.

587
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,000
It was Vincent Price.

588
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Okay. It probably was Vincent Price.

589
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,000
So anyhow, they were more like in the horror side of it.

590
01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:00,000
And I remember when Ronnie James Deal was in the band, they portrayed that.

591
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:04,000
They had devil horns and all this stuff and everything.

592
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:08,000
In Ozzy's era, they didn't necessarily do it.

593
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:12,000
But they kind of kept that dark thing with the Tony Martin era, that dark tone.

594
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:16,000
So anyhow, I got to looking it up.

595
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:24,000
And anyhow, Anno Domini means AD or the Christian era.

596
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:33,000
And its terms of Anno Domini and before Christ are used when designating years in Julian and Gregorian calendars.

597
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:39,000
The term Anno Domini is medieval Latin and means in the year of the Lord.

598
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:44,000
But is often presented using our Lord instead of the Lord.

599
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,000
So it's in the year of our Lord most likely.

600
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:53,000
Taken from the full original phrase, Anno Domini, Nostrid, Jesu Christi.

601
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:55,000
I believe his house pronounced Christi.

602
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:57,000
I think it's Jesu Christi.

603
01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,000
I've heard that. I've heard that.

604
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,000
Which translates into the year of our Lord.

605
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:06,000
So okay, I'm not going to go any more into that.

606
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:10,000
But I think I figured out why he chose to call it this.

607
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:15,000
This is like a piece of time where this came from.

608
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:17,000
Like the Julian and Gregorian calendars.

609
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:25,000
And I think the reason he called it Anno Domini is because I think he's looking at this whole box set as a piece of time.

610
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,000
And kind of put it a little complex with the name.

611
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,000
He just didn't want to go the Tony Martin years.

612
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,000
And I think it's really kind of a brilliant name.

613
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:37,000
And I don't think it's making fun of Christ or nothing like that.

614
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:42,000
I think it's a name that people kind of get into and go huh, I wonder why he did this.

615
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:46,000
This is my thought on why he did this.

616
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,000
I don't know all of this allegedly. I don't know.

617
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:56,000
But I think he meant it like this was like a calendar of a time of the band.

618
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,000
And then when it was over, then eventually Dio came back.

619
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:02,000
And then he passed away.

620
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:04,000
And then Ozzy came back.

621
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:06,000
And then like they wrapped the whole thing up.

622
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,000
Tony Martin never did do anymore.

623
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:13,000
He just had that period of time that he was in it in those five or six albums.

624
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:20,000
So I think what Tony Aome meant was this is a piece of time in the calendar.

625
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:25,000
And he kind of got kind of like a medieval spin on it, if you will.

626
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,000
Or a dark spin.

627
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:33,000
Because I think the music and the whole stage presence was dark during the Tony Martin era.

628
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,000
Like it was during the Dio era.

629
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:42,000
Because Dio albums were mob rules, heaven and hell along that theme.

630
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:47,000
With Ozzy, Sabotage, Volume 4.

631
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:53,000
The only thing that was like really kind of demonic was Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.

632
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,000
And that was in my opinion really kind of horrible.

633
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,000
And that was like I don't know.

634
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:00,000
You know what? I'm not even going to go into it.

635
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000
But anyhow, you can look it up if you want.

636
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,000
You can look up the album cover and you can take your own idea on it.

637
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,000
But anyhow, that's what I think he did here.

638
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,000
And I don't know. I could be completely wrong.

639
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:14,000
I could be full of shit. I've been full of shit before.

640
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,000
So anyhow, that was...

641
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,000
No, never. Never.

642
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,000
Never. Not me.

643
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:25,000
So, Rob, you got anything? I'm pretty much done with that.

644
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,000
Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do.

645
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:34,000
I got a little list off Society of Rock for you.

646
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,000
Okay. Oh, cool. Okay.

647
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:41,000
Ken must watch classic rock documentaries.

648
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:45,000
I bet I know most of them.

649
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:53,000
Well, you were talking about somebody a while ago and that went into the first one.

650
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,000
Okay.

651
01:12:55,000 --> 01:13:02,000
It's called Sound City, directed by Dave Grohl.

652
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:12,000
Sound City dives into the story in a legendary music studio where some of the greatest rock tracks were born.

653
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:18,000
From its great beginnings to its role in music history,

654
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:25,000
the documentary shows why old school analog recording was so special.

655
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:29,000
Agreed. Agreed.

656
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:34,000
Yep. And like I said, Dave Grohl, you were talking about him all the time.

657
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:39,000
It's the same importance of me growing up getting...

658
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:43,000
I don't know. I kind of looked like I pirated it, but it wasn't.

659
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,000
It was meant to be a clear channel.

660
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:49,000
Well, getting WLS from Chicago at night in south of Kansas City.

661
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:53,000
I equated that to being a pirate radio type of thing.

662
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,000
It's the same type of thing, the analog and all that.

663
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

664
01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,000
Okay, next.

665
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:03,000
Beyond the Lighted Stage.

666
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:09,000
Rush is a band that started small but became a worldwide sensation.

667
01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:16,000
Beyond the Lighted Stage explores their climb from a local band to rock legends,

668
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:23,000
interviews with the band, their crew and fans, including some famous ones,

669
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:28,000
give an inside look at their musical adventure.

670
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:32,000
I never thought Rush was meant to get big. They didn't mean it.

671
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:37,000
They were just doing what they wanted to and it worked out very well for them.

672
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:42,000
I actually think they got bigger than what they expected.

673
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,000
Yeah, because all the era where they're doing...

674
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:49,000
They're a three-man band. It's hard to do.

675
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:53,000
Geddy Lee played that bass like a fiend while singing.

676
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,000
Oh my God.

677
01:14:56,000 --> 01:15:00,000
When he used to do the Temple of Syrinx voice, he finally had to quit it

678
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:04,000
because he couldn't keep his voice up. So talented, all of them.

679
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,000
Alex Lifeton, a very, very underrated guitar.

680
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:12,000
Neil Peart was one of the best drummers around and he did two different types.

681
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:17,000
He did the first, the analytical one, and then he did the one with feeling.

682
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,000
He got tired of doing the analytical, precise stuff,

683
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,000
and he started playing with feeling and he was even better.

684
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:29,000
But he is no longer with us, so he doesn't do it anymore. So, anyhow, go ahead.

685
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,000
Okay, next.

686
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:33,000
Running Down a Dream.

687
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:41,000
Tom Petty and his band got a four-hour tribute in this detailed documentary.

688
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:43,000
It's a weird one.

689
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:47,000
It's a weird documentary. Have you seen it?

690
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,000
No, I have not seen it. I want to.

691
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:54,000
It is odd. I like it, but it's really weird.

692
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:59,000
It captures the band's history with humor and tenacity.

693
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:06,000
This film keeps you resumed with its engaging storytelling and interesting facts about the band.

694
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,000
Yeah, I think you'll like it. It's different.

695
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,000
So, anyhow.

696
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,000
Okay, next.

697
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:20,000
The Define a Western Civilization Part II.

698
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:24,000
That was one of the best. That was one of the best.

699
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:31,000
It showed like Chris Holmes smashed at his home, fucking screaming out obscenities in front of his mom,

700
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,000
and his mom's over there all embarrassed, shaking her head.

701
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:40,000
They showed the debauchery at the LA Hollywood clubs, the stuff that happened all the time.

702
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:45,000
I mean, it was like the den of sin they went into and did a very good,

703
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:49,000
a very good work.

704
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:58,000
It did a very good, what would you call it, documentary, docu-series type of thing.

705
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:05,000
Very cool. I mean, and also illustrating the fact that the people in America pretty much went to hell.

706
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,000
So go ahead, I'm sorry.

707
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:20,000
Yeah, Penelope de Sifura's extraordinary documentary paints a vivid portrait of the 1980s metal scene.

708
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:30,000
More than just music, it explores into lifestyle and challenges of metal bands during the decade and eighties,

709
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:33,000
featuring some famous faces.

710
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,000
Like Fett Hammer.

711
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,000
Like Ozzy Osbourne and Steven Tyler.

712
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:42,000
Yeah, yeah, that was cool. Like Fuck Hammer was in it, I'm pretty sure.

713
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,000
Yeah.

714
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,000
Moving right along.

715
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:54,000
Okay, moving along. Tom Dowd and the Language of Music.

716
01:17:54,000 --> 01:18:06,000
This film tells the story of Tom Dowd, whose genius is music production, and acted countless legendary records.

717
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:18,000
Dowd's work with icons like Eric Clapton and Ray Charles is explored through fascinating interviews and stories.

718
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,000
Wow.

719
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:24,000
Wow. Okay.

720
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,000
I don't know who he is myself, but...

721
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:36,000
Um, you know what, I actually got a story coming up about him, so I'm just... leave it right there.

722
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:42,000
Leave it right there, it's not going to be on this podcast, it's too long. I gotta edit it down quite a bit.

723
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:55,000
Okay, well, next. The Wrecking Crew. Celebrating the lesser known musicians behind some of the biggest hits of the 60s and 70s,

724
01:18:56,000 --> 01:19:00,000
the Wrecking Crew shined a light on these talented session players.

725
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:10,000
The documentary filled with interviews and music showcases the unsung heroes of rock and roll's golden age.

726
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,000
Cool.

727
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:18,000
Next, Anthology.

728
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:25,000
The Beatles, one of the most iconic bands ever, are featured in Anthology.

729
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:38,000
This comprehensive documentary uses interviews, rear footage, and music to tell the story of the band from the very beginning to their global fame.

730
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:42,000
It is good, I agree.

731
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:49,000
Next, The Kids Are Alright.

732
01:19:50,000 --> 01:19:55,000
This documentary is a dynamic celebration of the who.

733
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:59,000
One of Rock's most spiritual bands.

734
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:04,000
Much better than Tommy. I did not like Tommy, I thought it was horrible.

735
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:07,000
Yeah, I did not either. I did not either.

736
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:21,000
Compiled with care over five years, it showcases the band's journey through incredible live performances and behind the scenes.

737
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:26,000
I wonder if they concentrated any on Keith Moon's death.

738
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:29,000
I don't know.

739
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:41,000
Also, I don't think it goes to John Epwistle who died Chris Farley style in Chicago actually.

740
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:45,000
Hookers and blow everywhere. I don't know.

741
01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:53,000
I saw some of it but I don't think it was quite there yet when Epwistle died. It was put out quite a bit before that.

742
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

743
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:59,000
Okay, next.

744
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:03,000
Don't Look Back.

745
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:07,000
And no, it is not Boston.

746
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:14,000
The documentary Don't Look Back.

747
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:24,000
Bob Dylan's early career is the focus of this documentary filmed during his 1965 tour in the UK.

748
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:48,000
Don't Look Back, one stunning concert footage with intimate behind the scenes glimpses of Dylan's life is widely praised for its influential style and essential for anyone interested in the evolution of modern music documentaries.

749
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:57,000
I've never watched it but I understand it to be very good.

750
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:02,000
Yeah, I think it would be good. I like Dylan.

751
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:18,000
I do too and not necessarily his music but his composition I guess, how he illustrates stories with music and his voice. I think it's quite brilliant.

752
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,000
Yeah, you hit it on the head there.

753
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:33,000
Yeah, and one of the best remakes ever where the guy really caught the essence of it was along the watchtower which Jimi Hendrix covered and did it just as well as Dylan. Yeah, very good.

754
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:41,000
Okay, and finally, Gimme Shelter.

755
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:43,000
Stones.

756
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:57,000
Yep, folks are sitting on the Rolling Stones, Gimme Shelter documents their infamous 1969 tour that ended in a historic and tragic concert.

757
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:07,000
The Hells Angels, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where they hired the Hells Angels to be bouncers and they ended up killing people, right? I think. Yeah.

758
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:28,000
Yeah, I think that this film is a compelling look at the chaos of the event and captures a significant moment in rock history. It shows the band in a turbulent time and provides insight into the cultural shifts of the era.

759
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:30,000
Wow.

760
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,000
Yeah.

761
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:37,000
Yeah, there's a few there I think I want to look into.

762
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:42,000
Gimme Shelter is, I believe, kind of grim.

763
01:23:43,000 --> 01:23:46,000
Yes, I have not watched any of it.

764
01:23:46,000 --> 01:24:12,000
I haven't seen that in a long, long time, so don't quote me on it, but I think it's kind of grim. I mean, it really focuses in on, you know, how the band, I believe this is what it is, forgive me, it's been a long time since I watched it, but it focuses in how the Rolling Stones hired members of the Hells Angels gang, allegedly, to be bouncers and I think they ended up killing some people is what happened, wasn't it? Some fans.

765
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:15,000
Yeah, I've heard that.

766
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:25,000
Yeah, I'll have to look that up, but I believe that's what that was and that's what that was about. But if I'm wrong, I'm sorry, but I think so. So anyhow.

767
01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:33,000
Wow. Actually, I mean, we've done really good because we did a lot of music on this one.

768
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:36,000
Yeah. Oh, hey, one other thing I gotta mention.

769
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:38,000
Yeah.

770
01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:42,000
I was too old around on fake book yesterday.

771
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,000
Fake book. You call it fake book too now. Yeah.

772
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:48,000
Yeah. Now I have for a long time.

773
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:50,000
Okay.

774
01:24:50,000 --> 01:25:08,000
And I, and you know how you have the people you might know, your friend suggestion. I ran across the one and only Fred Kroski.

775
01:25:09,000 --> 01:25:16,000
The real one? Because there's another guy named Fred Kroski.

776
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:29,000
I think that's someone that's a friend of some friends of mine and it's not the Fred Kroski you're thinking of, not the bowling for dollars guy. No, it's some younger guy.

777
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:32,000
No, it said bowling for dollars on Facebook.

778
01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:35,000
Okay, that's different than what I've been getting in my feed.

779
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:54,000
Interesting you say that because I'm going to do a report on the algorithms used on Facebook to give you friend suggestions and why it does certain people and how it distinguishes who they're going to think you could be friends with or want to be their friend.

780
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:57,000
See what I'm saying?

781
01:25:57,000 --> 01:26:08,000
Yeah, see well, he even posts pictures he draws of weather and stuff.

782
01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:12,000
Okay, I guess he's still alive.

783
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:26,000
I'm thinking it's really him and I went ahead and said what the hell, you know, I grew up watching him and he accepted my friend request.

784
01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:31,000
Very cool. It looks like he's still alive. Okay.

785
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:37,000
Yeah, I think he said he's like, what, 90, 91?

786
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:46,000
Yeah, he was really cool. I liked him. Wow. The recent picture of him looks pretty good for being 91. He's hanging in there good.

787
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:48,000
Are you saying it?

788
01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:53,000
Yeah, yeah, you can look it up right now. I mean, you can Google it or whatever or Bing it or whatever.

789
01:26:54,000 --> 01:27:02,000
And also on a note like that, I found Dick Wilson of Dick and Jay. I found his one because some friends of mine are friends with him.

790
01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:12,000
Well, I tried to friend him, but he wouldn't friend me. And I wonder if he looked on my page and saw that we do a podcast and he's thinking like I'm going to try to give him to pimp it or something.

791
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:20,000
No, I just wanted to know what he was up to, man. I mean, he was a big part of my growing up and everything, but I'm not mad at him or nothing. It's cool.

792
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:24,000
But he just said thanks for listening. And he never did friend me. So I'm like, okay.

793
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:34,000
But I wonder if he didn't do that because he friended other friends of mine. If maybe he looked to find out a little bit about me and like, oh, they got two douche bags and microphone podcast.

794
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:40,000
I don't he's going to want me to pimp pimp it or something. You know, that's what I was thinking. But who knows?

795
01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:46,000
Anyhow, you just brought that up and just reminded me of it. But it's all right. I don't I don't need to be friends with him. It's okay.

796
01:27:46,000 --> 01:28:03,000
I was just wondering what he was up to. Wondering how he's doing. It looks like he's doing okay from what I could see. So anyhow, and I didn't know this, but Jay Cooper passed away in like 2016 or something of Dick and Jay.

797
01:28:04,000 --> 01:28:06,000
Yeah, I didn't know that. So, wow.

798
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:14,000
Anyhow, wow, we are going way over. Do you want to go ahead and call this good and wrap it up, put a little bow on it and say, yes, there you are.

799
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:24,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I said, I had a busy day. My baby got up and going. So I was busy all day.

800
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:28,000
Yep. And you'll probably be all busy all day tomorrow too, aren't you?

801
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:40,000
All right, brother. Thank you again for joining me. And we'll see you all next time, which will be Saturday evening, if God lets us.

802
01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:42,000
Thank you, everybody.

803
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:45,000
Only if, only if God lets us.

804
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:55,000
Yeah. So anyhow, thank you everybody for listening. And as always, you are endearingly our assholes. We love you. Thank you, assholes. Have a great night.

805
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:58,000
Good night, assholes.

806
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:11,000
Oh no, looks like the show's over kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.