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And I am Rob.

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So Rob, how are you doing tonight?

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I am actually doing pretty good I think. I don't know. It's a weird time in my life just saying.

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I'm doing good other than battling the heat like everybody else.

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Oh yeah, yep. It is officially nut gravy season.

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Oh shit.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep.

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My big saw has been down and I got like three fans around it.

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My little saw, the only saw I can use is on the other side of the garage door and there's no electric.

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So your big saw is down again?

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I learned 220 to run the saw.

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Yeah, my big saw has been down for, it will be up and going tomorrow.

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We got the parts, the foreman is going to go in, put them on and I'm going to put everything up, put the belts on tight and bolt the motor down.

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Yeah, very cool. Alright, good.

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Yeah, I haven't been able to cut many, yeah, my little saw only goes up to a 45 degree angle.

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So you can't make all the parts that you need.

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A lot of other trailers are at least a 60 degree angle.

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Yeah, I ain't been able to cut them.

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But I'm doing what I can and it will be up tomorrow and then it's time to bust my nuts some more.

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Yeah, and catch up with what you left off. Wow. Okay.

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Well, no, no, no, I've been doing some of it. I've been doing some, it's just certain things.

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Certain parts you can't make. Yeah, I get it. Yep.

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Okay. Well, I just got back from this place in the city market called Enzo and it was kind of like a late Father's Day gift deal and it was very good.

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The food was so good there. Yeah. It's a Mediterranean Italian.

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Well, I know Italy is in the Mediterranean, but it's kind of like a Italian slash Greek place.

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They have a little bit of both with a little twist of some other things.

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It's really good and they have a really good menu there.

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I had the tortellini with the bluganese, let's see, or however you call it. Some people call it different things.

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But anyhow, the sauce would meet in it. Okay. The red sauce would meet in it.

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So anyhow, that was really good. The feta dip. They have this spicy feta dip that's just out of this world.

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They give grilled pita with it and you take the pita and dip it in there. Oh, it's just fantastic.

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They had the most fantastic Greek salad there. It doesn't contain any lettuce.

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So anyone that knows what a real Greek salad is, it doesn't have any lettuce.

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It has olives. It has onions. It has tomatoes. And anyhow, but this was like no lettuce.

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And it was swimming in this delicious vinegar, olive oil mixture that they do. It's very good.

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And on top of that, I wanted to get a yinling, right? Well, they didn't have yinling, but they had hams tall boys at this place.

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Oh, dude! Yeah, I had a hams tall boy and it was fantastic.

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Actually, I was in Sayelot the other day down here and they had like 12 packs of hams.

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Yeah, hams make a little bit of a comeback. They're doing their retro label.

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I would just take it about buying one just for nostalgia like we talk about, you know.

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How you remember it is how it tastes now. It tastes exactly like it did then. I would bet any amount of money.

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It has that very distinct taste. It was fantastic.

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And they're doing really well again because they have the old 1960s logo with the trees on it.

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You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah, it has a really old logo.

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And yeah, so anyhow, it was really good and anyhow, it was very good present.

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We enjoyed it and got back on about 30 minutes ago, sat outside and watched the sun almost set.

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I mean, it still hasn't set, but watching the sun go down is beautiful because right now the weather and in the shade isn't too bad.

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Earlier it was horrible, but tonight it wasn't too bad. So yeah.

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So anyhow, OK, so starting off, not making fun of Fordyce Arkansas.

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It had a shooter at a store that killed three people and injured many more.

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But the thing is, the ironic thing is the store was called the Mad Butcher.

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I'm not kidding you. Wow. Yeah. Sorry, but you know, it's a fitting name, right?

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I mean, I was just like when they showed the front of the store and it said the Mad Butcher, I'm like, oh, oh, gosh.

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Does anyone else see the irony in that? I mean, you know, not making fun of, but interesting.

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So anyhow, in the ironic, weird department, the Vogue magazine in Germany selected a 102 year old Holocaust survivor for its cover.

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Probably a cool thing, but the timing I find weird, right, Rob? You know, here we are 80 some years later, right?

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Yeah. Yeah. And suddenly Vogue magazine comes out with 102 year old Jewish Holocaust survivor

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You know, I mean, it's a it's it's great that they did it, but I just don't get the timing.

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I mean, all of a sudden they just like, you know, you know what I mean? I think it's kind of odd.

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So anyhow, I'm I'm thinking at this point, you know, maybe a gift card to all the Jewish people would be the same, right?

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There's my answer. Send them all a gift card. Give them a free stake. Hey, sorry about that whole thing.

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We got rid of that bastard. He's dead now. We don't think like that anymore.

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Not making fun of the Holocaust. But I don't know.

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I just found this 102 year old Holocaust survivor kind of odd that here we are 80 years removed

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OK, glad they did it, but I just find it odd. What do you think, Rob?

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You think it's better late than never or you think, well, why now?

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Uh, yeah, I'm thinking like, why now? Yeah, too late than ever.

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Too little, too late. I don't know. You know, yeah.

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I mean, you know, what were the Jewish people supposed to do now? Turn around and go, oh, hey, OK, thanks, man.

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The Holocaust was horrible. Yeah. And so I don't know. I just want everybody else clear of that.

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So we don't lose. Yeah, that's right. So we're gaining. Yeah.

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Let's keep it that way. Yeah. Yeah. We're gaining by a lot. Geez.

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So I'm going to talk about a new listener here in a little bit. OK.

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Sounds good. OK. So the new Reddit debate is can an employee send an email to their boss using an emoji?

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Oh, you know, using an emoji like a happy face or something.

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See now, I personally would think that would be very, very uncomfortable.

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Unprofessional. Yes, so do I. But a lot of people say it's perfectly fine.

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So it's kind of 50 50 of the people that think you it's fine to do it.

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And in between the people think, no, it is really in bad taste and you should never do it.

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So, you know, I mean, I work for a country boy and see what he thinks about it.

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He smashed a computer screen.

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So, OK, you know, I would love to send an emoji to all my idiotic fuckhead bosses at my old job,

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but I couldn't find a hairy asshole emoji.

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So I couldn't do it. I am working on my list. I am working on my list. Oh, good. Good.

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We'll just track it lately.

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That's OK, because I lost my list and I got to come up with a new one. I cannot find it.

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I was so pissed. I had these treasured ones.

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That might give me a chance to slide in on a couple of people we've talked about.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah.

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You probably forgot about them.

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No. Well, I had them. I had them written down and now I don't.

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I think I throw them away every now and then. I do a mass of getting rid of my old papers day.

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And I think I accidentally got them in the old paper bin when I should have kept them.

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So anyhow, I got to come up with new ones.

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So a Southwest airplane flew over houses and was so low that the FFA is checking into it.

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You know, I mean, maybe it was being trailed by a Korean ship balloon. Right. That's my guess.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That probably had heat-seeking errors.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody wants shit all over their luggage. Right. Right. Yeah.

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Great job, Captain. Keeping everybody shit-free on that plane.

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So who cares if you almost tore off a couple of chimneys and almost hit a couple of microwave towers?

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You saved the people from shit. We love you.

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Thank you, Southwest Pilot, who's unidentified at this time.

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So anyhow, all right.

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So let's see. After that, there was this lady in Florida.

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A woman was arrested. She was stealing an ambulance,

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said several of Fort Myers finest on a high-speed chase.

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OK. But I think I can figure out. Florida? Yeah. I'm Florida. Number one, Florida. Yes.

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But number two, have you ever tried to catch an Uber or a cab in Fort Myers?

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No. It's almost impossible. So I think she...

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I've been in Florida since I was like, what, seven years old?

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Oh. OK. Well. Maybe eight.

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It's almost impossible during certain times of the day to catch a cab there or an Uber because they're all busy.

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There's so many people there that they just don't have enough people doing it.

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So you either have to wait for an hour or just start hoofing it like we did.

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It was New Year's Eve night. 2021, I believe.

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And we were down in Fort Lauderdale, not thinking about it.

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We're at Lauderdale at sea, having a couple of drinks, having a good time.

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New Year's Eve, everybody partying. And then it's like, OK, New Year's went off.

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Yay. All right. Yeah. So then, OK, well, let's go catch an Uber or a cab.

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No, none, none available.

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It was like, oh, shit, what we do.

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So we walked about two miles back to the resort because there's no cabs or Ubers.

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And we even talked to a couple of people on the way walk and they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, we expected this. We expected this.

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So I'm like, OK, so anyhow, you know, maybe the chick couldn't get an Uber, right?

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Maybe that's why she stole the ambulance, right? Maybe.

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Possibly. Yeah. So.

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And then this brings me back to Fort Lauderdale at Ocean Sky Hotel that I was trying to get an Uber to the hotel, right?

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And I didn't know this, but every time they would go a block down and all of a sudden my Uber or my Lyft would disappear.

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I'm like, man, this is fucked up.

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They're on their way and it says one minute and then all of a sudden they're gone.

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Then I figured out what happened.

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People were down at the next block intercepting everybody's Ubers.

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They didn't call them. They just said, hey, stop. Hey, hey, take me.

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And these guys, because they're freelance, would stop and pick them up and they give them a little extra money.

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Therefore, getting my my Uber that I waited 20 minutes for. Oh, I was so pissed.

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So I see report that. Yes.

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But on an Uber, there's nothing they can do on a Lyft.

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There's nothing they can do in a cab. They can do something about it.

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And this is what I found out. We're in New Orleans.

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I don't know. This may be 12 years ago or something.

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We were staying at the J.W. Marriott, which a very nice hotel.

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We got a really good deal on it. OK, we don't normally stay there.

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So anyhow, we're we're there and we order a cab.

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We're going to go this barbecue place on the Mississippi River.

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It's like a little shack. They've been flooded out several times.

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So I know my way around New Orleans really well because I've been there so many times.

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So they they hail a cab for me.

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What you do is you wait inside the lobby there and the Marriott, they call the cab for you. Right.

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So anyhow, the cab comes up and he picks us up and he started running us through the French market, which I know is wrong.

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Raglan or I forgot the name of Jefferson, maybe.

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Anyhow, one of those streets, I knew exactly where it was at.

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And I go, are you are you going to this barbecue place? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And then he started turning the other way again. I was like, you know what?

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I go, hey, we want to go to the French market. Just drop us off.

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So then we held another one from the French market. OK.

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So when I got back to J.W. Marriott, I told them and they were embarrassed.

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They said, we called this guy for you. Yes.

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And so anyhow, that evening, a guy comes up to our to our room, knocking on the door with these free platters of really nice, delicious food.

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And he goes, we're very sorry for the inconvenience earlier.

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We reported the guy. He's never going to do anything for us again.

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By the way, your two nights stay here is complimentary.

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And then two weeks later, when I was at home, I got a gift voucher for two more free days for any J.W. Marriott in the country.

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That's how embarrassed they were. Yeah.

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And I'm just like, wow, I hope I get a horrible cab again from one.

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You know, it's like, man, I can use all this free shit.

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Oh, and everything that we bought from the minibar was free that night, too.

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They comped us. So anyhow, I'm not unhappy with J.W. Marriott.

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They had no idea this guy was a crackpot or maybe this guy just didn't know where he was going.

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I don't know. But the fact is, is they stood behind it and that guy is never working for him again.

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I don't know if he is a dumbass or a ripoff, but he's not working for him again.

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And we got all the free stuff.

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So anyhow, let's see. So male cicadas are responsible for all the horribly loud noises coming from the trees all over America, right?

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It's quieted down. Yeah, you hardly ever hear one.

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Now they're about gone. The male cicada makes this noise as a mating call.

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Humans, if you scream at your mate for sex and you end up in an episode of Cops, right? You can't do that.

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Cicadas can. So there you go, cicadas. It depends on where you're at, too.

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So, you know, there you go. Cicadas are smarter than humans.

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So, you just stand. You forget you're married. I'm single.

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OK, OK. You know what? You're right. OK. A whole different ballgame. You're right. OK.

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So now in the trash on trash department in Florida again, a McDonald's employee is accused of shooting at customers at a drive through fight.

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Twenty two year old Chassis Gardner is being charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

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You see, when I saw McDonald's employee was being charged, I actually thought he or she made someone drink their own, you know, their black coffee.

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But no, no, no. Yeah, yeah. That wasn't that. I think being shot at could be the lesser of the evils here.

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I think I'd rather be shot at than drinking their black coffee. What do you think, Rob?

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Yeah, I would say so. Their black coffee.

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You know, I could take that story and lead into one. It's amazing how we do this.

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I have another story about something else where an employee did some injuries and he was well known.

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But OK, do you want to do that? OK, you got to pull it out. OK, then I'll finish this and then we go straight into that.

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Does that sound good? OK, we'll go into that. OK.

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I had everyone pulled up. I'll go in there.

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You know, I bet you they didn't even temporarily close the store. I can see it now.

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There'll be twelve seventy five. Please drive through the back door and knock loudly. Right?

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Yeah. Yeah, that's the way it would be.

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I went outside at dusk the other night when I noticed a large gray looking cloud coming my way.

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Well, it was a shit ton of mosquitoes, Rob.

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I ran indoors, felt myself with deep woods off and rappel and went back outside and when and then I came up with a fantastic idea.

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I have a propane torch in the garage.

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So I grabbed that bitch and went out and that gray cloud came trotting towards me and I just looked those bitches.

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I just lit them up, Rob. I zapped every one of those fuckers.

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They just burned up into nothing.

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So my suggestion is if you see that gray cloud coming at you and mosquitoes at about this time right now,

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at about dusk, go get it. If you have a propane torch, go get that son of a bitch.

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Light it and just start nailing those fuckers.

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I mean, they just disintegrate in little balls of flame. It was so fun.

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So and and now finally in the Marcus and Idiot Department.

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I told you about the Royals tickets that I bought, right?

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Yeah, yeah, you did. OK, well, I'm a dumb shit.

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Why in the world would I book an afternoon game?

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So the forecast was going to be 96, but actually I turned out being a little bit smarter than I thought.

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You know, Topher and I was going to be reduced to a puddle of salt water, but they changed the forecast.

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It's supposed to be 88 degrees tomorrow and lower humidity.

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So we're going to be fine. So I can't call myself a stupid ass anymore.

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I somehow I somehow did a good thing in reverse.

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I backed up into a good deal somehow. So.

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I took a look at. Yeah, I think it's supposed to rain tonight.

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There's a front coming through. So anyhow, when I see the rain down the humidity.

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Yeah. So when I saw the the forecast, shit, all the rain for us right now are off to the east of us.

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Oh, to the east, not to the west. Well, you're not going to get that.

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Yeah, it's off to. No.

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Or is it in the morning or is it supposed to in the morning?

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Yeah, ours is coming through about maybe I don't know, 12, one, two.

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And it's going to be coming from Nebraska and Iowa area and coming down like that in a cold front fashion.

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So, yeah, it looks like our hardest stuff is going to be like five to eight in the morning.

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OK. OK, well, you guys are getting them slightly later than we are.

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So anyhow, I mean, let me get back to my stuff.

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OK, I'm going to go ahead and end this. I got more on the first the first third.

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But I've got like a couple of pages.

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So let's just go ahead and stop that right now and we're going to go into something you want to talk about, Rob.

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OK, well, you were talking about that employee.

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Yeah. Well, I have one story that I just came up with today.

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OK. Former WWE and WCW star was arrested after stabbing man in gas station fight.

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Oh, OK. And this is what caught my because I've seen the picture.

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I knew it was. And then I opened it up and read the story.

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Oh, my God. All right. For all the popularity of professional wrestling and all the household names that have come out of the world,

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it's not a career that often leaves athletes retiring and lots of luxury.

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So it's first expectations do this case in point.

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Former pro wrestling champion Charles Gag, who famously wrestled in the WCW and WWE under the monitors to cold Scorpio.

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OK. And flash. I know I love this guy. I love it. He was awesome in the ring. He was.

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OK. He's been working at a gas station truck stop in Missouri where he was recently arrested for stabbing another man during a dispute that turned violent.

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OK. The incident in question took place in the early morning hours of Saturday, June 15th.

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And it was a travel stop located in Kansas City, Missouri.

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I love love was. I said I love loves great travel stuff.

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Where stag was reportedly working as a security guard, according to TMZ, the former WCW and ECW tag team champion was arrested for a pair of felonies.

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One count of first degree assault, one count of armed criminal action. Every man walked into the gas station and stag claimed without the cigarette.

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And this was in Kansas City. Yeah, it was. It's one of the loves you can't say it was on last Saturday, June 15th.

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OK. Hey, do what we tell everybody else. Look it up. Yeah, you're right. I'm just surprised I didn't hear anything, nothing about it on the local news.

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Seriously, I just went across this today. It's being kept low. I don't know why.

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Stag claimed he told the man that smoking inside wasn't allowed and then says the guy did not react very kindly and used a couple of four other words when questioning what the guard was going to do about it.

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The former athlete told cops the man threatened him and that things turned more physical once they were both outside the store. At this point, Stag claims the man started to fly him and that during the grappling, the ruffling vet removed the knife from his pocket and used it to stab the man, claiming it was done as self-defense.

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That wasn't the end of it. However, as Stag claimed, he had to stab the man a few more times after he continued to struggle.

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And then it goes into the stabbing victim. At a point when the hospitalized stabbing victim was able to communicate better, investigators on the case say he told him Charles Stag was the more aggressive party in the consultation.

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He says while he thought he had put his cigarette out before entering the love store, it's possible that it was still lit, but says he definitely did that right up inside the establishment.

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I'm just amazed that nobody.

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So he said she said. Yeah, yeah, which usually garners a lot of screen time.

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Wow. OK.

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Yeah, but too close for you, man. I want to.

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And I did not. I mean, I didn't know you knew Kansas City.

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I didn't either.

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And here he is working at a love's truck stop.

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He's a scary guy. OK.

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All right. Yeah.

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Yeah. Hey, Rob.

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Yes, I really didn't give a fuck before I had a Red Bull.

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And now I don't give a flying fuck after I had a Red Bull.

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Did you just drink a rebel?

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No. Do you get it?

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Rebel gives you wings.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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I was just wondering if I want to know how the wrestling show is going to go.

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OK. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's fine.

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All right. We got to take our first break. We're way late, but that's no surprise, is it?

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And I've got a couple of featured emails that I really they really stood out and I love the questions.

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And so we'll be right back with those.

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Sounds great. Cool.

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And we have a word or something about something that says, I wonder what the origin of that is.

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Well, so we that's why we give you the origin of what is the origin of Mountain Dew.

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Tennessee bottlers Barney and Ally Hartman developed Mountain Dew as a mixer in the 1940s.

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Soft drinks were sold regionally in the 1930s and the Hartmans had difficulty in Knoxville

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obtaining their preferred soda to mix with liquor, preferably whiskey.

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So the two developed their own now known as Mountain Dew.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

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I envy everyone who has a venue.

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Purdue, Canada, thank you for listening.

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You guys are awesome. We love you guys.

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Two douchebags and microphones salute you.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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We're in an apocalypse. You will probably need a good insecticide.

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Soybean, corn and peppermint oil are some plant extracts that create powerful natural insecticides.

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They are some of nature's best organic and natural pesticides that when combined can make a far more superior weapon

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that growers can effectively use to improve their integrated pest management on their crops or on their person.

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They used to call it Jump-O-Leave until your mama got on it.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

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Hurry up. King Jung Un is playing Santa at the mall again this year. Yay.

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum. Two douchebags and a microphone.

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Two douchebags and microphone on Mark.

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And I am up.

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Okay, we got like, I have like three featured emails here that just really stood out to me.

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And I got two of them yesterday and the other one I got a little better go.

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But these two are so good that I wanted them to be stand out from all the other emails, right?

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So this one I got yesterday and it kind of floored me.

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Dude, I remember Fuckhammer.

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Now Fuckhammer was that group? Fuckhammer. Okay.

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Okay, yeah. I remember you telling the story.

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Okay, I'll tell it real quick here.

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Okay, there was these two groups around Kansas City that played all over Westport and they had their flyers everywhere.

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It was Triphammer and Sacred or Sacrid with a K.

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And we were so tired of seeing them on every fucking light pole and everywhere.

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So we came up with a fake band called Fuckhammer.

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And we came up with flyers.

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This guy remembers it.

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This guy remembers it.

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So you put those flyers everywhere with that crazy looking band on it.

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We actually called some of the venues to see if they were playing.

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I remember Triphammer.

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I hate to interrupt but I see a look on his face when he heard that on our podcast.

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Yeah, I know.

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So I forgot. We put a band's image on there that we stole but I'll go into that here in a minute.

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He said that crazy looking band, I forgot all about, we did that.

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So he called some of the venues there.

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I wanted to check out Statue of Limit take before you admit it.

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Well, I don't remember the name of the band and anyhow let me explain it a little bit more.

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So anyhow, so this guy called the venues that we said we're playing at.

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I also remember Triphammer and Sacred as well.

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They really blew.

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I thought Triphammer was okay.

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Sacred was fair but he didn't like him.

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Okay, he said I actually found the podcast through KCLocal.com.

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They had you in local entertainment, Bennett and Fairway.

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KCLocal.com. Yeah.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, I went through it a little bit ago and it's like just local stuff in KC.

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It was awesome.

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In the entertainment, there we are.

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You know, I have no idea.

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Bennett, thanks for reaching out.

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The website I will support.

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I have no idea how they found out about us.

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I mean someone must have like called them up I guess.

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I didn't even know these guys existed.

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Someone must have called them up and said, hey, here's some local entertainment or something.

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I think someone did us a solid, Rob.

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I think someone did us a solid and threw our name to a local website.

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Maybe that's why we're getting so many more listeners.

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I don't know.

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Yeah, like our number one is NA and everybody's telling us, how are you stupid son of bitches.

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Remember the email I got?

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Yeah, the guy said no you dumbass.

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Those are from Kansas City.

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They just can't pinpoint where.

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So okay, let's say they are.

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Good. That's great.

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We should be.

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Oh, oh, oh, I know.

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And I have salutes to them.

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I haven't looked in the past few days.

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I have new thank yous to all our top markets.

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And then I have some thank yous almost to our top markets that surged and then fell back.

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So anyhow, I got a little encouragement for them.

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So the band on the flyer was the ugliest band I could find in the musician sections.

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Musicians wanted section of Metal Edge magazine.

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Wish I could remember their real name.

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It was a doozy, I'm sure.

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So we went through a Metal Edge magazine.

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Remember they used to have that musicians looking for gigs or musicians looking for a bassist, musicians looking for a drummer, right?

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You remember that?

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We took the ugliest band we could find in that section.

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Took their image and put them on the flyer as fuck hammer.

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I forgot all about that.

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And to this day, I can't remember their name and I'm sure they're not together anymore.

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I mean, this is fucking 1980 dickety fuck to sit, you know, something or eighty seven ninety.

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Who knows?

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It was back in the day.

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And so we just picked the ugliest band we could find in Metal Edge and posted it with fuck hammer.

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And those guys were supposed to be fuck hammer.

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So anyhow, thank you, Bennett.

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And thank you.

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Where is it now?

422
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Casey Local.

423
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Thank you, Casey Local dot com.

424
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Thank you for putting us on there and thank you for supporting us.

425
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
And go to Casey Local, guys.

426
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Go to Casey Local.

427
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
They're great.

428
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000
So anyhow, hi, Opal.

429
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Hi, Jimmy.

430
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Hi, Ricky.

431
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Hi, everybody in Dodge City, Kansas.

432
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,000
You guys got a bit coming your way.

433
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:22,000
So I was going to ask you about that.

434
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000
And yes, I grandma.

435
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Hi, Jimmy.

436
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
And hi, Ricky.

437
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
And hi, Dodge City.

438
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Cool.

439
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000
OK.

440
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000
The next email, Rob, and this is I love this email.

441
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000
I love the first one, but this one's just weird.

442
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
It's out of nowhere.

443
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,000
And these are the emails that like really get me going.

444
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:47,000
Mark and Rob, Jimmy Page playing guitar using a violin bow.

445
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Genius or noise?

446
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Rob, I'll let you go first.

447
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
OK.

448
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
OK.

449
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Repeat that.

450
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:59,000
Mark and Rob, Jimmy Page playing guitar using a violin bow.

451
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Genius or noise?

452
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Yeah, he did that on Song Amends the Same.

453
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
He pulls out a violin bow.

454
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
No, no, no, no, no.

455
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000
That's got to be genius.

456
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
I disagree.

457
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
I disagree.

458
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000
I thought it was noise.

459
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000
I thought it was fucking noise.

460
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
I can't stand it.

461
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
I like it.

462
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
That's cool.

463
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000
I mean, artist's interpretation, man.

464
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000
You dug it.

465
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
I thought it was noise.

466
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,000
And this guy.

467
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:37,000
And that's one thing we agreed upon from the get go was, yeah, you have your opinion.

468
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
I have mine.

469
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
And sometimes we disagree.

470
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Yeah.

471
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Even though, what, 75, 80, 90 percent of the time.

472
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
We usually agree, yes.

473
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Yeah, we're human.

474
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000
We're human.

475
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Yes.

476
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,000
And to me, I did not enjoy it.

477
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
I thought it was noise and I never did like it.

478
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:01,000
And to me, I thought it was cheap just pulling out a violin bow and making a bunch of noises.

479
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000
It's like, well, why don't you.

480
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,000
I thought it fit.

481
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,000
I thought it fit well into the song.

482
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Okay.

483
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000
It may have.

484
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Maybe it was just my interpretation of it and how I felt about it.

485
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,000
I don't know.

486
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Yeah, well, it's not your instrument of choice either.

487
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000
No.

488
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:26,000
I've heard violin bows being played right when I consider right on guitar.

489
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,000
And to me, it just looked like Jimmy Page was all fucked out of it.

490
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Just scribbling around with that bow and making as many sounds as he could.

491
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000
He might have been.

492
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,000
He might have been.

493
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,000
It sounded.

494
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000
I don't know.

495
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
It just fits the song to me.

496
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Anyway, so.

497
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000
It's art, man.

498
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
You know what?

499
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
That's fine.

500
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000
I respect you, Rob.

501
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000
You got something out of it.

502
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,000
That's fantastic.

503
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000
So I respect your point.

504
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,000
And I wish I enjoyed it as much as you, but I don't.

505
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,000
I always skip over that part.

506
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
But no.

507
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Okay, cool.

508
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000
Isn't that a great email though?

509
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
He didn't give his name or nothing.

510
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Yeah, yeah.

511
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000
That's awesome.

512
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000
That's awesome.

513
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,000
And nor did he say whether he thought it was genius or noise.

514
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,000
He didn't specify that either.

515
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000
No name or no conclusion for himself.

516
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Okay.

517
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000
So whoever you are, suddenly.

518
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
Okay.

519
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
No, no.

520
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Okay.

521
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:22,000
So what I want to know is emails back and give us your opinion since we put ours out

522
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
there.

523
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Yeah, yeah.

524
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000
Whoever you are.

525
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
When you hear this.

526
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000
And that's finally your name, we won't mention you.

527
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Oh, and speaking of this.

528
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Our email is fucked up right now.

529
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
I'm only getting part of the emails.

530
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,000
And then whenever I try to send some amount, they bounce back to me.

531
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
I'm trying to get it figured out.

532
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
So if you send email.

533
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,000
If you send an email and I don't get to it.

534
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,000
I'm sorry if it's like one like this that will answer not the general.

535
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Hey, we love you guys stuff or anything or we hate you.

536
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:58,000
I'll get to it and I'll at least reply if not say something on the show about it.

537
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000
So anyhow, I know my email screwed up.

538
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:05,000
So I'm going to do what I can to try to figure it out and fix it.

539
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,000
But like always, my biggest enemy is time.

540
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:13,000
So anyhow, and then finally this last email.

541
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
I love this one.

542
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:20,000
And I think we might even done a list and you can maybe refresh my memory, Rob.

543
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Here it is.

544
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Mark and Rob, most underrated guitarist of the 80s generation.

545
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,000
First and second.

546
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:33,000
The two best.

547
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,000
No, I'm saying the two.

548
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:39,000
The two most underrated is what this guy is asking for.

549
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:48,000
OK, mine is the lead guitarist of April 1.

550
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Oh, that's a good one.

551
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000
He is excellent.

552
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
He was excellent.

553
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Yeah, it was on my list doing our list shows that we were doing.

554
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Yeah.

555
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Yeah, I thought we did something like that.

556
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
OK, I think that's a great.

557
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
No, no, that was great.

558
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000
That was.

559
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:12,000
We've always agreed April 1 was an underrated band.

560
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Oh, yeah.

561
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:21,000
All the to me, it doesn't matter whether it's bass, lead guitar, drums, singer, it all blended together.

562
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,000
I've always been a fan.

563
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Yeah.

564
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
What's yours?

565
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Oh, did you cut?

566
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,000
You didn't come up with a second one, did you?

567
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:41,000
Oh, I don't know.

568
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000
I don't know.

569
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
It was pretty up there.

570
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:49,000
I can't argue with that one that Elder Nova is a great, great pick.

571
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
Yeah, yeah.

572
00:43:51,000 --> 00:44:00,000
OK, everybody knows fantasy, but you go and listen to the album and go listen to stuff after that.

573
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Yeah.

574
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
It's amazing.

575
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,000
I agree.

576
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,000
He is a lot of going to be in for his fantasy.

577
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
No, I know.

578
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:14,000
He had another hit Monkey on your back, but it didn't sell nearly as much.

579
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

580
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
That was on the same album.

581
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:24,000
One of the problems with Elder Nova is he did a lot of studio work, so he didn't have a lot of time for a solo career.

582
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:31,000
He's appeared on all different kinds of albums, I think Kiss albums, I believe, Bon Jovi.

583
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Let's see, who else?

584
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:38,000
He's still doing his solo stuff now.

585
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Oh, that's cool.

586
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000
I would love to see him, actually.

587
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Yeah.

588
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:48,000
I don't know if he's touring, but I'm reading more about it.

589
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,000
Well, the touring thing anymore.

590
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
I'll bring him up next time.

591
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Okay.

592
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000
All right.

593
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Well, mine is the first one.

594
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Let's see, underrated 80s.

595
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000
John Sykes.

596
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:09,000
John Sykes, I think, to me is the number one most underrated guitarist of the 80s.

597
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:15,000
He wrote a lot of that slighted-in music, Whitesnake, which is just brilliant.

598
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Yeah.

599
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Saints and Sinners of Whitesnake, which was brilliant.

600
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:26,000
And then he wrote the two big hits off of the self-titled Whitesnake album of 1987, I think.

601
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:31,000
The one that went crazy with Tawny Cotain on it and all that stuff.

602
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Yeah.

603
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,000
He wrote quite a few of those songs.

604
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:42,000
I forget how many, but all the hits, he had a major influence in it, at least, I believe, from what I read.

605
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:48,000
So if I'm wrong on this, I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure that he's the guy that wrote that, or wrote part of it.

606
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
He had a big part of it.

607
00:45:50,000 --> 00:46:04,000
But then by the time the album was released, the self-titled album, when Geffen Records took him and brought him over to America with that debut album over here, the Whitesnake self-titled one, John Sykes had already been let go.

608
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:09,000
And I think there's like some bad blood, so he didn't really get any credit either.

609
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000
So he's my number one.

610
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000
I think John Sykes is very underrated.

611
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000
He's a European guitarist, too.

612
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000
So you're not getting the finger tapping and all that.

613
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:28,000
You're getting a Richie Blackmore, Tony Iommi, something like that, the 70s type of guitar, not the 80s stuff.

614
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Always enjoyed his stuff.

615
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,000
A lot of feeling, very good player, precise.

616
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Then the second one, I think, is Prince.

617
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:40,000
Prince got a lot of accolades, but he never got them on guitar.

618
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Okay, well, lately he's been getting the recognition.

619
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Oh, has he?

620
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
I didn't know.

621
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Well, yeah, anything I read, I mean, think about it.

622
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:59,000
All the music lists I bring, guitarists, Prince is on that list.

623
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000
You know what, Rob?

624
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Think about it.

625
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000
You know what, you're right.

626
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Okay, at the time he didn't get it.

627
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000
And you've even agreed.

628
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Yeah, he's a fantastic guitarist, or was.

629
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Yeah, I mean, yeah, he was amazing.

630
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,000
He was precise feeling on it.

631
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Forget the pop, whatever.

632
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000
The kiss and all that stuff.

633
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
He listened to his guitar.

634
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
He's amazing.

635
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
He really is.

636
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Yeah.

637
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Or was.

638
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Was, yeah, was.

639
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Yeah, yeah.

640
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Okay, man, I agree with that 100%.

641
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,000
Okay, hang on, give me one minute.

642
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Okay, that's cool.

643
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Let me pull it up.

644
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
All right, I'm going to make...

645
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Okay, I got it.

646
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,000
Okay, cool.

647
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,000
I was going to make goat noises.

648
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,000
I guess not now.

649
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Go ahead.

650
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Hey, we got it.

651
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Yeah, we need to start doing the goat noise.

652
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,000
Yeah, we got to do the goat noise feed.

653
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,000
A lot of people want to subscribe.

654
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Please start doing it out of the blue.

655
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Yeah.

656
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000
All right.

657
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Go ahead.

658
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Are you ready?

659
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Yep.

660
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
All right.

661
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Oh, first off, since you were going through emails...

662
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Mm-hmm.

663
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:17,000
...we have a new listener.

664
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Okay, sounds good to me.

665
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000
We love them.

666
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Kathy from Belt...

667
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:29,000
All right, cool.

668
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,000
Okay, you remember what I was doing to call in?

669
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,000
Mm-hmm.

670
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Remember I was dating that guy, seeing that guy in Belt?

671
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Mm-hmm.

672
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Yeah, we're just talking.

673
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,000
That's it.

674
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,000
We're talking.

675
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,000
We're still friends.

676
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:52,000
We will always be friends because circumstances,

677
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,000
which I told you before the show.

678
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Yeah, mm-hmm.

679
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
But now, she...

680
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Well, here.

681
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Let me go into my messages.

682
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Okay.

683
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Yeah, give me a minute.

684
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000
It was...

685
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
We were talking about...

686
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Okay.

687
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,000
...when I tripped to Topeka...

688
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
Uh-huh.

689
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:24,000
...and to take the guy to deliver a dog to his son, whatever.

690
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:29,000
But somewhere here, there's a message that says,

691
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:35,000
I just spent seven hours of my life listening to nothing I care about

692
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:39,000
other than you and a loincloth.

693
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Well, we do have the jigsaw puzzle available.

694
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:49,000
We can give her a special discount, right?

695
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:57,000
Well, then she listened to last Saturday night when I was camping.

696
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Yeah?

697
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,000
Yeah.

698
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000
We were talking about me being in loincloths and the stuff,

699
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
which I was.

700
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000
I was.

701
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000
Seriously, I was.

702
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Yeah, he was free-balling, definitely.

703
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:16,000
It's hung up iron, worst ironed ever, thank God.

704
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000
But, no.

705
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Thank you, Kathy.

706
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Yeah, thank you for being a new listener.

707
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,000
And Rob is wearing a loincloth right now.

708
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:28,000
He always does whenever he podcasts.

709
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,000
Yeah.

710
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Just go with it, Rob.

711
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,000
I love your hesitation.

712
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Tonight, with the heat, the breeze feels good.

713
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Oh, yeah, there you go.

714
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:45,000
All right.

715
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000
All right.

716
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
Okay, now let me go back into the other one.

717
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Okay.

718
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:55,000
Now we're going to go into two douchebags and a microphone.

719
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
Okay.

720
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:03,000
The 10 stinkiest dog breeds that fart a lot.

721
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,000
Uh-huh.

722
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,000
And this is of A to Z animals.

723
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Okay.

724
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:15,000
I'm just going to read them off, 10 to 1.

725
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
Okay.

726
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,000
First, Yorkshire Terriers.

727
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,000
Oh, yeah.

728
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Yappy little fuckers.

729
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Little fuckers.

730
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,000
See, they're up to seven pounds.

731
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Yeah, they're yappy little fuckers.

732
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Yeah.

733
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:41,000
Number nine, Doberman Pesters.

734
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:45,000
Yeah, but they are warranted.

735
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:51,000
I mean, you know, they bark, they get your attention, and you know not to fuck around, right?

736
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Yeah, but this is about their stinky farts, dude.

737
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Oh, they're stinky farts.

738
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,000
I misheard you completely.

739
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Yeah.

740
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000
Oh.

741
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Yeah, I know.

742
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,000
This is the 10 stinkiest dog breeds that fart a lot.

743
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000
I apologize.

744
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,000
Go ahead.

745
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,000
All right.

746
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,000
This is much better.

747
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,000
I'm sorry.

748
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000
Yeah.

749
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:16,000
Like I said, I was breeding them back to two douchebags in a microphone.

750
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Sorry, I was proofreading something that I'm going to read probably next podcast tomorrow

751
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,000
night.

752
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,000
Yeah.

753
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,000
I do it all.

754
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Yeah.

755
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000
I think I was on drugs.

756
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,000
When I sound distant, that's because I'm proofreading while he's talking.

757
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
Yep, I do the same thing.

758
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,000
We do it.

759
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Look, we don't have writers here, obviously.

760
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000
We suck.

761
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:40,000
No, but anyhow, I'll be proofreading something because sometimes I think I'm on acid when

762
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
I write this shit and I come back and read it later.

763
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
I'm like, oh my God.

764
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000
What the hell was that?

765
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

766
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,000
I'm sorry.

767
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,000
Okay.

768
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Yeah.

769
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Number 10 was Yorkshire Terrier.

770
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,000
Number nine was Dover and Getsu.

771
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000
You know what?

772
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Hey, pit bulls.

773
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Okay.

774
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,000
Yep.

775
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000
I've smelt quite a few pit bulls.

776
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:10,000
Tofer has a pit bull, Sammy, and he will stake you out of a room.

777
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:14,000
I'm surprised this was that low on the list.

778
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,000
Me too, but I also know BJ, remember when he was married?

779
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:23,000
He had a pit bull or they had a pit bull or not a pit bull, a Doberman and that guy-

780
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000
I don't remember when he was married, no.

781
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Oh, okay.

782
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,000
I seen BJ in here.

783
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Okay.

784
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Zelda was her name and she would smoke you out of a room too.

785
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,000
So that is accurate on her, on her account too.

786
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
So anyhow, go ahead.

787
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,000
Okay.

788
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:42,000
Number seven, Chinese Sherpa.

789
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Don't know that much about him, but I believe it.

790
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Well, I give out for one and certain and I agree with this.

791
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Okay.

792
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:55,000
My uncle and aunt had one.

793
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Okay.

794
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,000
Yeah.

795
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Yeah.

796
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,000
I'd be asleep at night.

797
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,000
Yeah.

798
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Number six, Mastiff.

799
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Oh, okay.

800
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,000
I can believe that.

801
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000
Yeah.

802
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Yeah.

803
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000
I did too.

804
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,000
My buddy used to raise Mastiffs.

805
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Yeah, they stink.

806
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,000
They drool.

807
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
But I'll tell you what, they're Wumble Dogs.

808
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,000
They are.

809
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,000
Okay.

810
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000
Number five, Shucks.

811
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:31,000
I do not agree with this one.

812
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000
Beagles.

813
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:38,000
Don't have that much experience around them, but I believe you if you don't think they're

814
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,000
that bad, then okay.

815
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Dude, I think a Beagle's thinking better of me every night.

816
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,000
Boss.

817
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:49,000
And he never, and he never stunk you out of the room?

818
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,000
Huh.

819
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Okay.

820
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:55,000
And then I had another Beagle for like 13 years.

821
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000
I do not agree with that.

822
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Actually, I have one that I don't know it should take.

823
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:07,000
Anyway, I'm going to add that one at the end.

824
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,000
Okay.

825
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000
Okay.

826
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:14,000
Okay, number four, Golden Retrievers.

827
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:18,000
Don't know that about, if it's a Black Labrador Retriever, I would know something about, but

828
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000
a Golden Retriever, I love the dogs.

829
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000
They're very nice, gentle breed.

830
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000
I wouldn't know, would you?

831
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
You ain't met my sons.

832
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,000
See, here's where I'm at on this.

833
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Okay.

834
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000
Mine came in fifth.

835
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:39,000
My son has a Golden Retriever came in fourth.

836
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:45,000
And I swear to God, that heifer should have took number one.

837
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,000
Yeah.

838
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000
Okay.

839
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:52,000
That's the one that's ate up all my shit.

840
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,000
So, okay, number three, Pugs.

841
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,000
Yes, I have Pugs.

842
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:00,000
I've had Pugs my whole adult life.

843
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
Yes, yes, yes.

844
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:09,000
And they sit there and they like to jump on you because that breed was bred in ancient

845
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,000
China to keep the emperors warm.

846
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,000
They would sit on their lap and keep them warm.

847
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:18,000
So, they're a lap dog and they will not, I mean, they will find a way to get on your

848
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
lap and they will not move.

849
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,000
And then they shit all over you.

850
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:28,000
So, yeah, and there's nothing you can do about it.

851
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,000
So, you just sit there and hold your nose.

852
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,000
Agreed.

853
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Okay.

854
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,000
Number two, Boxers.

855
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:40,000
Yeah, I did know a couple of people with Boxers and they did.

856
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Yeah, I know a couple, yeah.

857
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,000
Yeah, they let loose with some of them.

858
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,000
Yeah.

859
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,000
Yep.

860
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Okay.

861
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:53,000
And according to list, number one, English Bulldogs.

862
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:55,000
Yes, 100%.

863
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:59,000
John, my brother used to have a Bulldog.

864
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,000
My friend Steve had one, Meatball.

865
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:05,000
And both of them would shit you out of the house.

866
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:10,000
I mean, the whole house would have, they were like the shitter, the fart guy that I used

867
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:15,000
to work with that used to like just stink up a place and there'd be like that mist.

868
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,000
Yeah, they were like him.

869
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Yeah, yes, I agree.

870
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,000
English Bulldog is probably the number one stinkiest dog.

871
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
Yes.

872
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Okay, I think that...

873
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:28,000
Okay, well, like I said, I have one to add to it.

874
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Okay.

875
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,000
Great game.

876
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:35,000
I don't have that much experience with it.

877
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:39,000
Well, I grew up with a man, so great game.

878
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Okay.

879
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Dude, just me and my dad would be sitting there and sir would be laying there asleep

880
00:57:52,000 --> 00:58:01,000
and cut a fart and grossing me and dad out and it wakes the damn dog up and he'd look

881
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,000
at us like, what the hell did you do?

882
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
No, it was you, dude.

883
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:10,000
Oh, it was nasty.

884
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:13,000
It was nasty.

885
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:16,000
That dog could fart.

886
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,000
I believe...

887
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,000
Awesome.

888
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000
Stay tuned for more dog farting.

889
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000
Okay, all right.

890
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000
Yeah, why not?

891
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000
Why not?

892
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,000
That's what we do.

893
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Better than anything else we can come up with, I'm sure.

894
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:31,000
Okay, I've got something...

895
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,000
You want it off the wall?

896
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,000
There you go.

897
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,000
Yep.

898
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,000
I've got one to say here that I looked up on the internet for something we were talking

899
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:42,000
about a little bit ago and then we'll go to our second break.

900
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,000
Way late like usual.

901
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Okay, April Wine was formed in Halifax in 1969 and moved to Montreal in early 1970.

902
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
Original members were...

903
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,000
Now you're talking about April Wine again.

904
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,000
Yes.

905
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,000
Yep.

906
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:02,000
Original members were Miles Goodwin Vocals, who was excellent, lead guitar.

907
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
He was both.

908
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:08,000
Miles Goodwin was vocals and lead guitar, and he was very good.

909
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000
Yeah.

910
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:17,000
Brothers David Henman, guitar and vocals also, and Richie Henman, who was his brother, drums,

911
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:21,000
and cousin Jimmy Henman, who was bass and vocals.

912
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:26,000
They were all vocals except for the drummer, and they were mostly...

913
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:31,000
They were all cousins except for a couple of them, so there you go.

914
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Three of them were cousins, and one of them...

915
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Two of them were brothers.

916
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:41,000
All three of them were cousins, and Miles Goodwin, the vocal lead guitarist.

917
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,000
So there you go.

918
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Well, that explains it.

919
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:51,000
They were all family, so they all grew up playing together, so they knew how to play

920
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,000
it.

921
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,000
Yep.

922
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,000
Wow.

923
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Look at that.

924
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,000
Remember when we did our list about bands that should have been bigger and we both had

925
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000
April Wine really low?

926
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Yes.

927
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,000
I'll tell you what, they'll never get the credit they deserved.

928
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000
They were so good.

929
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:08,000
No, actually, I think mine was pretty up on my list.

930
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,000
I'd have to go back and look.

931
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,000
No, mine was up on the list too.

932
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,000
April Wine was like three or two.

933
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,000
It was way up there like yours was.

934
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,000
Yeah.

935
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Actually, I'll tell you, mine had been one or two.

936
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000
Yours might have been one or two.

937
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,000
I don't know.

938
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
So anyhow, we both had them up high.

939
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:27,000
So all right, let's take our second break, and we're going to come back with more stuff.

940
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:31,000
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember

941
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:34,000
to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

942
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
It really hurts.

943
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Who can afford plastic surgery?

944
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
Stay safe, everyone.

945
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,000
Attention.

946
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,000
Attention.

947
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,000
Columbus, Ohio.

948
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000
You guys rock.

949
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:54,000
Two douchebags and microphones salute you.

950
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,000
Thank you for listening.

951
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,000
Hi, all.

952
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
This is Chicago.

953
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,000
I am the most dangerous city in North America.

954
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

955
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,000
You can't touch me.

956
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,000
Oh, yeah?

957
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,000
This is Kansas City here.

958
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Hold my beer, bitch.

959
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Hey there, fuckstick.

960
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:21,000
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

961
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:29,000
A goat farm in Montana has a parrot trained to call the goats in for dinner every night.

962
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:36,000
Next time you take a dump, listen to two douchebags and a microphone.

963
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:40,000
It's been proven in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal.

964
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Get in cover.

965
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,000
Oh shit.

966
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,000
What's that over there?

967
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000
Oh no.

968
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,000
This is island of horrible jokes.

969
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:58,000
A headache-stricken man explained to his doctor,

970
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,000
you have to help me.

971
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,000
I'm shrinking.

972
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
The doctor said I will.

973
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:31,000
You have to be a little patient.

974
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:35,000
Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes, and scream,

975
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:38,000
Hey, there's no toilet paper in here.

976
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,000
Two douchebags and microphone.

977
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000
I'm Mark.

978
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,000
And I am Rob.

979
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000
I ran across this cool story.

980
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:03,000
You know, we're always talking about Ozzy and his hijinks and all this stuff.

981
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,000
And everybody knows that listen to the show.

982
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:11,000
I love the autobiographies of musicians like I'm on Glenn Hughes is one now,

983
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,000
the official autobiography.

984
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,000
Very good.

985
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:18,000
Talking about some of their purple stuff and Skid Ray go into when he went into Sabbath.

986
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:24,000
I want to hear some of that stuff is drug abuse is horrible drug abuse that he had for so many years and all this stuff.

987
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:28,000
So anyhow, these stories like these interest me and I hope it interests you too.

988
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:40,000
So anyhow, Ozzy Osbourne recalled how he accidentally called the cops on himself and then faced the challenge of trying to snort a large bowl of cocaine to avoid flushing it away.

989
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:42,000
The story inspired the song.

990
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,000
It's a raid on his album Ordinary Man.

991
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:54,000
This took place while Black Sabbath were working on their album Volume Four during the summer of 1972 in a house they'd rented in Bel Air.

992
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:58,000
The band reportedly spent seventy five thousand on cocaine that year.

993
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,000
Fifteen thousand more than it cost to make the LP Rob.

994
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:11,000
And that's something they spent fifteen thousand dollars more on cocaine than they did making the album Volume Four.

995
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:18,000
Osbourne recalled having a pile of coke and a pile of pot on his table during a recent Sirius XM special.

996
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:19,000
I'm sitting there.

997
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,000
Bel Air.

998
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:24,000
Sun shining coke and hand booze he explained. I'm thinking fuck me.

999
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,000
I made it here.

1000
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,000
I'm sitting in this house that is fucking boiling hot.

1001
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:31,000
I see those buttons on the wall and I go oh must be the air conditioning.

1002
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:40,000
I press the fucking button and in about five minutes four or five cop cars comes screaming down the drive and shouting it's a fucking raid.

1003
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,000
You can watch the interview below.

1004
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:49,000
And anyhow, I said that because you can actually watch him talking about.

1005
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:53,000
So me and this roadie, we grabbed this big bowl of coke and the pot.

1006
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,000
We go into the bathroom.

1007
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000
He continued.

1008
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,000
I'm going.

1009
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000
I can't fucking throw this away.

1010
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:02,000
Osbourne mimicked and acted of snorting as much cocaine as he could.

1011
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:06,000
The result was he wound up gacked after being told the cops were gone.

1012
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:09,000
His only response was a frozen grin.

1013
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,000
I had coke coming out my fucking ears.

1014
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,000
They recalled.

1015
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:15,000
I didn't sleep for four days after that.

1016
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,000
He told.

1017
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,000
So I could go on, but you guys got the gist of that.

1018
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:27,000
He accidentally he was trying to reach for the air conditioner button because it was hot and I guess air conditioner wasn't on or something.

1019
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,000
He hits the wrong button.

1020
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,000
It's a it's a distress call.

1021
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:41,000
The cops, six cops, five or six cops come flying in the Bell Air driveway of the mansion that they rented to make volume four.

1022
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:46,000
And he's like there with his big bowl of cocaine that he didn't want to fucking let go.

1023
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:49,000
So he goes into the bathroom and just snorts a piss out of it.

1024
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,000
And then the cops left.

1025
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:53,000
They told him, oh, there's nothing going on accident.

1026
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,000
And they didn't even check the house.

1027
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:56,000
So there he is.

1028
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,000
Just like he couldn't sleep for four days.

1029
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:02,000
He was smashed out of his mouth out of his gourd on cocaine.

1030
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,000
So I thought that story deserved a nice mention.

1031
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:09,000
So anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

1032
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:12,000
Oh, good, because I'm going to drugs, too.

1033
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
What the hell?

1034
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,000
This is awesome.

1035
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:20,000
Well, actually, actually, mine is not a drug anymore.

1036
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:25,000
Oh, OK.

1037
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:31,000
Well, first ballparks offered hot dogs and pedestrian loggers.

1038
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,000
Mm hmm.

1039
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:44,000
They just then concessions, bopping with all sorts of nibbles, entrees and drinks, highlighting local restaurants and craft breweries.

1040
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:49,000
Now you go to a ballpark and get high.

1041
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,000
Really?

1042
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:56,000
OK, not every ballpark.

1043
01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:03,000
But at Walker Stadium in Oregon, where the Portland Pickles play minor league ball.

1044
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,000
Portland Pickles?

1045
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,000
This month.

1046
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,000
The Portland Pickles?

1047
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,000
Yes, Portland Pickles.

1048
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000
No wonder they get stoned.

1049
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:18,000
I'm going to get smashed and watch the Portland Pickles.

1050
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,000
Carry on.

1051
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,000
Sorry.

1052
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:42,000
The team announced this month that through a partnership with Cycling Frog, a dispenser of hemp-deprived THC and CBD prognets, it would sell seltzer with THC.

1053
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:53,000
The team says that it's the first team in sports that's selling THC products in a live event.

1054
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,000
Well, yeah, it is.

1055
01:07:55,000 --> 01:08:07,000
Two flavors of Cycling Frog THC, like seltzer, passionate fruit and lemon, are available at the stadium.

1056
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:22,000
Each can contains two milligrams of THC and four milligrams of CBD and are available to those 21 and older.

1057
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,000
Very cool.

1058
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:26,000
I actually like that idea.

1059
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:34,000
I mean, instead of people getting smashed at a ballgame and they cutting you off in the seventh inning now, you just sit there and mellow out with some weed.

1060
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:38,000
I mean, which in Oregon, it is legal.

1061
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,000
Yeah.

1062
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:43,000
Let me read this a little bit.

1063
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:58,000
The Portland Pickles have a responsibility in the sports industry to take leaks and set residents of it and annuitive partnerships.

1064
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:06,000
Okay, yeah, they're welcome pot in their stadium.

1065
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,000
Okay.

1066
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:10,000
They're selling it in drinks.

1067
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:13,000
I love that.

1068
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,000
I do.

1069
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:15,000
I think that's fantastic.

1070
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:19,000
It does not bother me in the least.

1071
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,000
So, awesome.

1072
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,000
Well, okay, think about it.

1073
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,000
Now the pot, they come and leave.

1074
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:30,000
And this is one of my off the wall thoughts that you love.

1075
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,000
Okay, let's hear it.

1076
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,000
Now the pot's becoming legal.

1077
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:39,000
Well, you and I both know and a lot of people know everybody's had a pot habit.

1078
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:41,000
Well, not everybody.

1079
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:44,000
A lot of people have had a pot habit for years.

1080
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,000
Yeah, I've known so.

1081
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,000
I've known more people.

1082
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:56,000
Now they're becoming legal.

1083
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:59,000
And then you got beer, you know.

1084
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:08,000
Beer, you tend to get upset, get anxious, you know what I mean?

1085
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:11,000
And alcoholic characteristics are.

1086
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,000
Pot lays your ass back.

1087
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,000
Yes.

1088
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:15,000
Before you come.

1089
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,000
Yeah.

1090
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,000
To me, that's fantastic.

1091
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:23,000
And actually, if you want to get down to it, Rob, you probably know this too.

1092
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:26,000
And I think everyone out there listening would know this too.

1093
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:34,000
I know more professional people as in lawyers, medical industry, all of this.

1094
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,000
Oh, I know.

1095
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:39,000
That smoked pot.

1096
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:43,000
And the thing is, is now it's not done underneath everything.

1097
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:44,000
Now they can do it openly.

1098
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:56,000
But the thing is, is like I said before on another podcast, you have to make sure what your rules at work are, because a lot of corporations still do not want you testing positive for pot.

1099
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000
And they can fire you for it.

1100
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:03,000
So make sure how your employment feels about it before you do it.

1101
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:12,000
And, and, you know, some of it is just simply if you get hurt and then you take, then you drop positive in the last 12 hours.

1102
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:19,000
They could come back and say that was a direct result of you being stoned and deny your claim and fire you.

1103
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,000
So be careful, guys.

1104
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,000
Be careful about it.

1105
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:24,000
So you still got to be careful.

1106
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:25,000
Yeah.

1107
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,000
Be careful, even though it is illegal.

1108
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,000
I know a guy.

1109
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,000
This is no shit.

1110
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,000
And hopefully he's listening.

1111
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,000
I worked with him in a couple of different places.

1112
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:37,000
And anyhow, he was a finisher.

1113
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:40,000
He put finishes on dish tables and stuff like that.

1114
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:45,000
And he almost cut his thumb off and he taped it back on.

1115
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,000
I mean, like halfway at least.

1116
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,000
And it was bleeding like a bitch.

1117
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,000
He got it stopped bleeding.

1118
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,000
He taped it up really good.

1119
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:52,000
He worked all day.

1120
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:56,000
And he goes, man, he goes, I fucking hurt so bad at the end of the day.

1121
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:59,000
I go, dude, why didn't you report that?

1122
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:02,000
He goes, because I have pot in my system and maybe a couple other things.

1123
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:05,000
He said, no, I'm going to the doctor on my own time so I don't get fired.

1124
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:10,000
So he worked all fucking day and then went to go get help.

1125
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,000
I was like, geez.

1126
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,000
So anyhow, but he got, you know, he didn't get fired.

1127
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,000
I got a trooper.

1128
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,000
I can tell you that.

1129
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:24,000
So, yeah, I'm going to leave that alone.

1130
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,000
OK.

1131
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:28,000
Oh, oh, you told me.

1132
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,000
I know.

1133
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,000
OK.

1134
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:40,000
Crispy Cream is celebrating America's birthday with a new collection of donuts decorated with red, white and blue toppings and, of course, a free donut deal.

1135
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:44,000
The company Star Spangled Sweetness Collection features three.

1136
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,000
We need a crispy cream around here.

1137
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,000
Oh, you guys don't have one?

1138
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:52,000
No, there is not a crispy cream around Lake of the Inzarks.

1139
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:55,000
That surprised me because that's a prime area.

1140
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:58,000
You got to buy them at the gas stations.

1141
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1142
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,000
It's kind of like a white castle.

1143
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:05,000
You buy them in the frozen section or not.

1144
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:06,000
Yeah, you want them.

1145
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,000
Yep.

1146
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,000
You want them fresh.

1147
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:09,000
The company's.

1148
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,000
Whatever.

1149
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,000
Yeah.

1150
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:12,000
I love donuts.

1151
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,000
Duncan's great, too.

1152
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:25,000
The company Star Spangled Sweetness Collection features new patriotic donuts in a custom red, white and blue box and is available beginning June 21st for a limited time at participating shops.

1153
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:33,000
The three flavors in the collection feature two all new flavors and a returning fan favorite, crispy cream set in a news release.

1154
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:46,000
They include fireworks, cookies and cream, an unglazed donut filled with cookies and cream hand dipped in red icing and decorated with a blue icing swirl and rocket candy piece.

1155
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:58,000
Cotton candy sparkler donut and original glazed donut hand dipped in blue icing and cotton candy sugar and decorated with white and red buttercream dollops.

1156
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,000
Oh, man.

1157
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:04,000
Boy, don't don't both of them sound fantastic.

1158
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,000
Oh, it sounds awesome.

1159
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:17,000
And then finally, the freedom flag donut and original glazed donut hand dipped in white icing and decorated with patriotic red icing stripes and blue and gold sprinkles.

1160
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,000
So there you go.

1161
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:33,000
Not only can you get free donuts and you have to look at your participating crispy cream, the one that you go to, because all the deals could be slightly different is the way it worded.

1162
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:36,000
So you probably can get some free donuts.

1163
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,000
Some of them might be within the app.

1164
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:41,000
Some of them might be saying a code word.

1165
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,000
Some of them might be with a purchase of this or that.

1166
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,000
But just check into it.

1167
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:46,000
You might be able to get some free donuts.

1168
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,000
So there you go.

1169
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:50,000
Anyhow, Rob, you got anything?

1170
01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:56,000
Yeah, I got I got a little story for people with kids and grandkids.

1171
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,000
OK.

1172
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:03,000
And hey, if you like it, maybe you too.

1173
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,000
OK.

1174
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:13,000
The beloved anime classic Shrek is leaving Netflix at the end of July.

1175
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:30,000
So it's time for fans to gather their friends, family and a mountain of snacks for a final viewing party before retreating to your swamps to mourn the loss of your jolly green giant.

1176
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:35,000
OK.

1177
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,000
So just take a Shrek off.

1178
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:41,000
Yeah, off of Netflix and he's going somewhere else.

1179
01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:49,000
Well, that's why I say to parents and grandparents, a lot of people go to Netflix.

1180
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:52,000
That's why I'm just letting you know.

1181
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,000
Go to Netflix.

1182
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:55,000
Go to wherever else.

1183
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,000
Yeah.

1184
01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:01,000
So if you want to see the jolly green giant looking crazy looking dude, there you go.

1185
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,000
Is that all of it?

1186
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:06,000
Yeah, that was all that.

1187
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:09,000
I mean, I broke it down real quick.

1188
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:10,000
OK.

1189
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:13,000
If you have the time, Rob, I got another little story here.

1190
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,000
Do you have the time?

1191
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,000
Yeah.

1192
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,000
Yeah.

1193
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,000
Yeah.

1194
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,000
Do another little story.

1195
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,000
OK.

1196
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,000
Today is.

1197
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,000
I was in the heat today.

1198
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,000
I.

1199
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:24,000
Yeah.

1200
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,000
Gotcha.

1201
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,000
Today is.

1202
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:29,000
I went near my fans and worked all day.

1203
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:32,000
And yeah, it broke.

1204
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:37,000
Today is the day people are threatening to take a dump in the Paris River.

1205
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:45,000
And Hidalgo and and Hidalgo was supposed to take a swim in this Paris River today to prove

1206
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:48,000
the water is not too polluted for Olympic athletes.

1207
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:51,000
And that is the prime minister of France.

1208
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:55,000
She delayed the dip until it took a dump.

1209
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,000
Yes, she was.

1210
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:59,000
I thought you said take a dump.

1211
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,000
She did.

1212
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:04,000
I did say I'm explaining this, Rob.

1213
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,000
Today is a day.

1214
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:08,000
People are threatening to take a dump in the Paris River.

1215
01:17:08,000 --> 01:17:18,000
So we backtrack a little bit and we mentioned and Hidalgo Hidalgo Hidalgo and Hidalgo was

1216
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:23,000
supposed to take a swim in the Paris River today to prove the water was not too polluted

1217
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:25,000
for Olympic athletes.

1218
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:31,000
She delayed the dip until after the French elections in July, which prompted the activists

1219
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:36,000
to threaten to all take dumps in the Paris River today.

1220
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,000
I don't know if they did or not.

1221
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:41,000
I haven't checked up on the story, but they're supposed to all go take a crap in the Paris

1222
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:47,000
River, which would pollute it even more, which is why they're demonstrating.

1223
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:50,000
You did say D-U-M-P.

1224
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,000
Yes, I said dump.

1225
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:56,000
Yes, I thought you were saying.

1226
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:59,000
I thought you were saying D-U-M-K dump.

1227
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:07,000
No, and Hidalgo had been going swimming, but then my mind went to dump.

1228
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:10,000
I was right the whole time.

1229
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,000
Yeah, you were.

1230
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:18,000
So and Hidalgo and Hidalgo was said that she was going to take.

1231
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,000
She's a prime minister of France.

1232
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:24,000
She said that she was going to swim in the Paris River to prove it was not too polluted.

1233
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:28,000
The activists said, OK, go ahead and do it.

1234
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:32,000
And then she postponed it till after the elections in July.

1235
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:36,000
They all cried foul and they're threatening to take a dump in the Paris River, all of

1236
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,000
them today.

1237
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:39,000
And I don't know if they did or not.

1238
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,000
I'll have to look up.

1239
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:42,000
So anyhow, that's all I have.

1240
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,000
You got anything, Rob?

1241
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:47,000
Yeah, that's about all I have for that, brother.

1242
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:48,000
All right.

1243
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,000
Thank you for joining us, everybody.

1244
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:52,000
And thank you, Rob.

1245
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:54,000
Have a good night, assholes.

1246
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:57,000
Good night, assholes.

1247
01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,000
Oh, no, looks like the show's over, kids.

1248
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:04,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1249
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:06,000
Fear not, assholes.

1250
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:34,000
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.