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So Rob, how are you doing tonight?
I am actually doing pretty good I think. I don't know. It's a weird time in my life just saying.
I'm doing good other than battling the heat like everybody else.
Oh yeah, yep. It is officially nut gravy season.
Oh shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep.
My big saw has been down and I got like three fans around it.
My little saw, the only saw I can use is on the other side of the garage door and there's no electric.
So your big saw is down again?
I learned 220 to run the saw.
Okay.
Yeah, my big saw has been down for, it will be up and going tomorrow.
We got the parts, the foreman is going to go in, put them on and I'm going to put everything up, put the belts on tight and bolt the motor down.
Yeah, very cool. Alright, good.
Yeah, I haven't been able to cut many, yeah, my little saw only goes up to a 45 degree angle.
So you can't make all the parts that you need.
A lot of other trailers are at least a 60 degree angle.
Yeah, I ain't been able to cut them.
But I'm doing what I can and it will be up tomorrow and then it's time to bust my nuts some more.
Yeah, and catch up with what you left off. Wow. Okay.
Well, no, no, no, I've been doing some of it. I've been doing some, it's just certain things.
Certain parts you can't make. Yeah, I get it. Yep.
Okay. Well, I just got back from this place in the city market called Enzo and it was kind of like a late Father's Day gift deal and it was very good.
The food was so good there. Yeah. It's a Mediterranean Italian.
Well, I know Italy is in the Mediterranean, but it's kind of like a Italian slash Greek place.
They have a little bit of both with a little twist of some other things.
It's really good and they have a really good menu there.
I had the tortellini with the bluganese, let's see, or however you call it. Some people call it different things.
But anyhow, the sauce would meet in it. Okay. The red sauce would meet in it.
So anyhow, that was really good. The feta dip. They have this spicy feta dip that's just out of this world.
They give grilled pita with it and you take the pita and dip it in there. Oh, it's just fantastic.
They had the most fantastic Greek salad there. It doesn't contain any lettuce.
So anyone that knows what a real Greek salad is, it doesn't have any lettuce.
It has olives. It has onions. It has tomatoes. And anyhow, but this was like no lettuce.
And it was swimming in this delicious vinegar, olive oil mixture that they do. It's very good.
And on top of that, I wanted to get a yinling, right? Well, they didn't have yinling, but they had hams tall boys at this place.
Oh, dude! Yeah, I had a hams tall boy and it was fantastic.
Actually, I was in Sayelot the other day down here and they had like 12 packs of hams.
Yeah, hams make a little bit of a comeback. They're doing their retro label.
I would just take it about buying one just for nostalgia like we talk about, you know.
How you remember it is how it tastes now. It tastes exactly like it did then. I would bet any amount of money.
It has that very distinct taste. It was fantastic.
And they're doing really well again because they have the old 1960s logo with the trees on it.
You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah, it has a really old logo.
And yeah, so anyhow, it was really good and anyhow, it was very good present.
We enjoyed it and got back on about 30 minutes ago, sat outside and watched the sun almost set.
I mean, it still hasn't set, but watching the sun go down is beautiful because right now the weather and in the shade isn't too bad.
Earlier it was horrible, but tonight it wasn't too bad. So yeah.
So anyhow, OK, so starting off, not making fun of Fordyce Arkansas.
It had a shooter at a store that killed three people and injured many more.
But the thing is, the ironic thing is the store was called the Mad Butcher.
I'm not kidding you. Wow. Yeah. Sorry, but you know, it's a fitting name, right?
I mean, I was just like when they showed the front of the store and it said the Mad Butcher, I'm like, oh, oh, gosh.
Does anyone else see the irony in that? I mean, you know, not making fun of, but interesting.
So anyhow, in the ironic, weird department, the Vogue magazine in Germany selected a 102 year old Holocaust survivor for its cover.
Probably a cool thing, but the timing I find weird, right, Rob? You know, here we are 80 some years later, right?
Yeah. Yeah. And suddenly Vogue magazine comes out with 102 year old Jewish Holocaust survivor
and puts her as the lead model on the front of their magazine.
You know, I mean, it's a it's it's great that they did it, but I just don't get the timing.
I mean, all of a sudden they just like, you know, you know what I mean? I think it's kind of odd.
So anyhow, I'm I'm thinking at this point, you know, maybe a gift card to all the Jewish people would be the same, right?
Yeah. Yeah. Like most would love to have a free stake on Germany, don't you think?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know, so wouldn't you think that Israel has a Texas roadhouse or a Longhorn? Right? Yeah.
There's my answer. Send them all a gift card. Give them a free stake. Hey, sorry about that whole thing.
We got rid of that bastard. He's dead now. We don't think like that anymore.
Not making fun of the Holocaust. But I don't know.
I just found this 102 year old Holocaust survivor kind of odd that here we are 80 years removed
and they put her on the cover of Vogue magazine in Germany.
OK, glad they did it, but I just find it odd. What do you think, Rob?
You think it's better late than never or you think, well, why now?
Uh, yeah, I'm thinking like, why now? Yeah, too late than ever.
Too little, too late. I don't know. You know, yeah.
I mean, you know, what were the Jewish people supposed to do now? Turn around and go, oh, hey, OK, thanks, man.
Yeah. Yeah. I forget about that whole deal there. You know, not putting Jewish down.
No, no, no. This is not making fun of. This is not making fun of at all.
The Holocaust was horrible. Yeah. And so I don't know. I just want everybody else clear of that.
So we don't lose. Yeah, that's right. So we're gaining. Yeah.
Let's keep it that way. Yeah. Yeah. We're gaining by a lot. Geez.
So I'm going to talk about a new listener here in a little bit. OK.
Sounds good. OK. So the new Reddit debate is can an employee send an email to their boss using an emoji?
Oh, you know, using an emoji like a happy face or something.
See now, I personally would think that would be very, very uncomfortable.
Unprofessional. Yes, so do I. But a lot of people say it's perfectly fine.
So it's kind of 50 50 of the people that think you it's fine to do it.
And in between the people think, no, it is really in bad taste and you should never do it.
So, you know, I mean, I work for a country boy and see what he thinks about it.
He smashed a computer screen.
So, OK, you know, I would love to send an emoji to all my idiotic fuckhead bosses at my old job,
but I couldn't find a hairy asshole emoji.
So I couldn't do it. I am working on my list. I am working on my list. Oh, good. Good.
We'll just track it lately.
That's OK, because I lost my list and I got to come up with a new one. I cannot find it.
I was so pissed. I had these treasured ones.
That might give me a chance to slide in on a couple of people we've talked about.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah.
You probably forgot about them.
No. Well, I had them. I had them written down and now I don't.
I think I throw them away every now and then. I do a mass of getting rid of my old papers day.
And I think I accidentally got them in the old paper bin when I should have kept them.
So anyhow, I got to come up with new ones.
So a Southwest airplane flew over houses and was so low that the FFA is checking into it.
You know, I mean, maybe it was being trailed by a Korean ship balloon. Right. That's my guess.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That probably had heat-seeking errors.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody wants shit all over their luggage. Right. Right. Yeah.
Great job, Captain. Keeping everybody shit-free on that plane.
So who cares if you almost tore off a couple of chimneys and almost hit a couple of microwave towers?
You saved the people from shit. We love you.
Thank you, Southwest Pilot, who's unidentified at this time.
So anyhow, all right.
So let's see. After that, there was this lady in Florida.
A woman was arrested. She was stealing an ambulance,
said several of Fort Myers finest on a high-speed chase.
OK. But I think I can figure out. Florida? Yeah. I'm Florida. Number one, Florida. Yes.
But number two, have you ever tried to catch an Uber or a cab in Fort Myers?
No. It's almost impossible. So I think she...
I've been in Florida since I was like, what, seven years old?
Oh. OK. Well. Maybe eight.
It's almost impossible during certain times of the day to catch a cab there or an Uber because they're all busy.
There's so many people there that they just don't have enough people doing it.
So you either have to wait for an hour or just start hoofing it like we did.
It was New Year's Eve night. 2021, I believe.
And we were down in Fort Lauderdale, not thinking about it.
We're at Lauderdale at sea, having a couple of drinks, having a good time.
New Year's Eve, everybody partying. And then it's like, OK, New Year's went off.
Yay. All right. Yeah. So then, OK, well, let's go catch an Uber or a cab.
No, none, none available.
It was like, oh, shit, what we do.
So we walked about two miles back to the resort because there's no cabs or Ubers.
And we even talked to a couple of people on the way walk and they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we expected this. We expected this.
So I'm like, OK, so anyhow, you know, maybe the chick couldn't get an Uber, right?
Maybe that's why she stole the ambulance, right? Maybe.
Possibly. Yeah. So.
And then this brings me back to Fort Lauderdale at Ocean Sky Hotel that I was trying to get an Uber to the hotel, right?
And I didn't know this, but every time they would go a block down and all of a sudden my Uber or my Lyft would disappear.
I'm like, man, this is fucked up.
They're on their way and it says one minute and then all of a sudden they're gone.
Then I figured out what happened.
People were down at the next block intercepting everybody's Ubers.
They didn't call them. They just said, hey, stop. Hey, hey, take me.
And these guys, because they're freelance, would stop and pick them up and they give them a little extra money.
Therefore, getting my my Uber that I waited 20 minutes for. Oh, I was so pissed.
So I see report that. Yes.
But on an Uber, there's nothing they can do on a Lyft.
There's nothing they can do in a cab. They can do something about it.
And this is what I found out. We're in New Orleans.
I don't know. This may be 12 years ago or something.
We were staying at the J.W. Marriott, which a very nice hotel.
We got a really good deal on it. OK, we don't normally stay there.
So anyhow, we're we're there and we order a cab.
We're going to go this barbecue place on the Mississippi River.
It's like a little shack. They've been flooded out several times.
But all they do is clear the mud out and open it back up in a couple of days.
And it's really good barbecue.
So I know my way around New Orleans really well because I've been there so many times.
So they they hail a cab for me.
What you do is you wait inside the lobby there and the Marriott, they call the cab for you. Right.
So anyhow, the cab comes up and he picks us up and he started running us through the French market, which I know is wrong.
And I told him several times, I go, yeah, this is over here on the Mississippi over off of
Raglan or I forgot the name of Jefferson, maybe.
Anyhow, one of those streets, I knew exactly where it was at.
And I go, are you are you going to this barbecue place? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then he started turning the other way again. I was like, you know what?
I go, hey, we want to go to the French market. Just drop us off.
So then we held another one from the French market. OK.
So when I got back to J.W. Marriott, I told them and they were embarrassed.
They said, we called this guy for you. Yes.
And so anyhow, that evening, a guy comes up to our to our room, knocking on the door with these free platters of really nice, delicious food.
And he goes, we're very sorry for the inconvenience earlier.
We reported the guy. He's never going to do anything for us again.
By the way, your two nights stay here is complimentary.
And then two weeks later, when I was at home, I got a gift voucher for two more free days for any J.W. Marriott in the country.
That's how embarrassed they were. Yeah.
And I'm just like, wow, I hope I get a horrible cab again from one.
You know, it's like, man, I can use all this free shit.
Oh, and everything that we bought from the minibar was free that night, too.
They comped us. So anyhow, I'm not unhappy with J.W. Marriott.
They had no idea this guy was a crackpot or maybe this guy just didn't know where he was going.
I don't know. But the fact is, is they stood behind it and that guy is never working for him again.
I don't know if he is a dumbass or a ripoff, but he's not working for him again.
And we got all the free stuff.
So anyhow, let's see. So male cicadas are responsible for all the horribly loud noises coming from the trees all over America, right?
Yeah. The male cicada do it.
It's quieted down. Yeah, you hardly ever hear one.
Now they're about gone. The male cicada makes this noise as a mating call.
Humans, if you scream at your mate for sex and you end up in an episode of Cops, right? You can't do that.
Cicadas can. So there you go, cicadas. It depends on where you're at, too.
So, you know, there you go. Cicadas are smarter than humans.
So, you just stand. You forget you're married. I'm single.
OK, OK. You know what? You're right. OK. A whole different ballgame. You're right. OK.
So now in the trash on trash department in Florida again, a McDonald's employee is accused of shooting at customers at a drive through fight.
Twenty two year old Chassis Gardner is being charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
You see, when I saw McDonald's employee was being charged, I actually thought he or she made someone drink their own, you know, their black coffee.
But no, no, no. Yeah, yeah. That wasn't that. I think being shot at could be the lesser of the evils here.
I think I'd rather be shot at than drinking their black coffee. What do you think, Rob?
Yeah, I would say so. Their black coffee.
You know, I could take that story and lead into one. It's amazing how we do this.
I have another story about something else where an employee did some injuries and he was well known.
But OK, do you want to do that? OK, you got to pull it out. OK, then I'll finish this and then we go straight into that.
Does that sound good? OK, we'll go into that. OK.
I had everyone pulled up. I'll go in there.
You know, I bet you they didn't even temporarily close the store. I can see it now.
There'll be twelve seventy five. Please drive through the back door and knock loudly. Right?
Yeah. Yeah, that's the way it would be.
I went outside at dusk the other night when I noticed a large gray looking cloud coming my way.
Well, it was a shit ton of mosquitoes, Rob.
I ran indoors, felt myself with deep woods off and rappel and went back outside and when and then I came up with a fantastic idea.
I have a propane torch in the garage.
So I grabbed that bitch and went out and that gray cloud came trotting towards me and I just looked those bitches.
I just lit them up, Rob. I zapped every one of those fuckers.
They just burned up into nothing.
So my suggestion is if you see that gray cloud coming at you and mosquitoes at about this time right now,
at about dusk, go get it. If you have a propane torch, go get that son of a bitch.
Light it and just start nailing those fuckers.
I mean, they just disintegrate in little balls of flame. It was so fun.
So and and now finally in the Marcus and Idiot Department.
I told you about the Royals tickets that I bought, right?
Yeah, yeah, you did. OK, well, I'm a dumb shit.
Why in the world would I book an afternoon game?
So the forecast was going to be 96, but actually I turned out being a little bit smarter than I thought.
You know, Topher and I was going to be reduced to a puddle of salt water, but they changed the forecast.
It's supposed to be 88 degrees tomorrow and lower humidity.
So we're going to be fine. So I can't call myself a stupid ass anymore.
I somehow I somehow did a good thing in reverse.
I backed up into a good deal somehow. So.
Well, I think we're. I heard some about some rain.
I took a look at. Yeah, I think it's supposed to rain tonight.
There's a front coming through. So anyhow, when I see the rain down the humidity.
Yeah. So when I saw the the forecast, shit, all the rain for us right now are off to the east of us.
Oh, to the east, not to the west. Well, you're not going to get that.
Yeah, it's off to. No.
Or is it in the morning or is it supposed to in the morning?
Yeah, ours is coming through about maybe I don't know, 12, one, two.
And it's going to be coming from Nebraska and Iowa area and coming down like that in a cold front fashion.
So, yeah, it looks like our hardest stuff is going to be like five to eight in the morning.
OK. OK, well, you guys are getting them slightly later than we are.
So anyhow, I mean, let me get back to my stuff.
OK, I'm going to go ahead and end this. I got more on the first the first third.
But I've got like a couple of pages.
So let's just go ahead and stop that right now and we're going to go into something you want to talk about, Rob.
OK, well, you were talking about that employee.
Yeah. Well, I have one story that I just came up with today.
OK. Former WWE and WCW star was arrested after stabbing man in gas station fight.
Oh, OK. And this is what caught my because I've seen the picture.
I knew it was. And then I opened it up and read the story.
Oh, my God. All right. For all the popularity of professional wrestling and all the household names that have come out of the world,
it's not a career that often leaves athletes retiring and lots of luxury.
So it's first expectations do this case in point.
Former pro wrestling champion Charles Gag, who famously wrestled in the WCW and WWE under the monitors to cold Scorpio.
OK. And flash. I know I love this guy. I love it. He was awesome in the ring. He was.
OK. He's been working at a gas station truck stop in Missouri where he was recently arrested for stabbing another man during a dispute that turned violent.
OK. The incident in question took place in the early morning hours of Saturday, June 15th.
And it was a travel stop located in Kansas City, Missouri.
I love love was. I said I love loves great travel stuff.
Where stag was reportedly working as a security guard, according to TMZ, the former WCW and ECW tag team champion was arrested for a pair of felonies.
One count of first degree assault, one count of armed criminal action. Every man walked into the gas station and stag claimed without the cigarette.
And this was in Kansas City. Yeah, it was. It's one of the loves you can't say it was on last Saturday, June 15th.
OK. Hey, do what we tell everybody else. Look it up. Yeah, you're right. I'm just surprised I didn't hear anything, nothing about it on the local news.
Seriously, I just went across this today. It's being kept low. I don't know why.
Stag claimed he told the man that smoking inside wasn't allowed and then says the guy did not react very kindly and used a couple of four other words when questioning what the guard was going to do about it.
The former athlete told cops the man threatened him and that things turned more physical once they were both outside the store. At this point, Stag claims the man started to fly him and that during the grappling, the ruffling vet removed the knife from his pocket and used it to stab the man, claiming it was done as self-defense.
That wasn't the end of it. However, as Stag claimed, he had to stab the man a few more times after he continued to struggle.
OK.
And then it goes into the stabbing victim. At a point when the hospitalized stabbing victim was able to communicate better, investigators on the case say he told him Charles Stag was the more aggressive party in the consultation.
He says while he thought he had put his cigarette out before entering the love store, it's possible that it was still lit, but says he definitely did that right up inside the establishment.
OK.
I'm just amazed that nobody.
So he said she said. Yeah, yeah, which usually garners a lot of screen time.
Wow. OK.
Yeah, but too close for you, man. I want to.
And I did not. I mean, I didn't know you knew Kansas City.
I didn't either.
And here he is working at a love's truck stop.
He's a scary guy. OK.
All right. Yeah.
Yeah. Hey, Rob.
Yes, I really didn't give a fuck before I had a Red Bull.
And now I don't give a flying fuck after I had a Red Bull.
Did you just drink a rebel?
No. Do you get it?
Rebel gives you wings.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
I was just wondering if I want to know how the wrestling show is going to go.
OK. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's fine.
All right. We got to take our first break. We're way late, but that's no surprise, is it?
And I've got a couple of featured emails that I really they really stood out and I love the questions.
And so we'll be right back with those.
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Okay, we got like, I have like three featured emails here that just really stood out to me.
And I got two of them yesterday and the other one I got a little better go.
But these two are so good that I wanted them to be stand out from all the other emails, right?
So this one I got yesterday and it kind of floored me.
Dude, I remember Fuckhammer.
Now Fuckhammer was that group? Fuckhammer. Okay.
Okay, yeah. I remember you telling the story.
Okay, I'll tell it real quick here.
Okay, there was these two groups around Kansas City that played all over Westport and they had their flyers everywhere.
It was Triphammer and Sacred or Sacrid with a K.
And we were so tired of seeing them on every fucking light pole and everywhere.
So we came up with a fake band called Fuckhammer.
And we came up with flyers.
This guy remembers it.
So you put those flyers everywhere with that crazy looking band on it.
We actually called some of the venues to see if they were playing.
I remember Triphammer.
I hate to interrupt but I see a look on his face when he heard that on our podcast.
Yeah, I know.
So I forgot. We put a band's image on there that we stole but I'll go into that here in a minute.
He said that crazy looking band, I forgot all about, we did that.
So he called some of the venues there.
I wanted to check out Statue of Limit take before you admit it.
Well, I don't remember the name of the band and anyhow let me explain it a little bit more.
So anyhow, so this guy called the venues that we said we're playing at.
I also remember Triphammer and Sacred as well.
They really blew.
I thought Triphammer was okay.
Sacred was fair but he didn't like him.
Okay, he said I actually found the podcast through KCLocal.com.
They had you in local entertainment, Bennett and Fairway.
KCLocal.com. Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah, I went through it a little bit ago and it's like just local stuff in KC.
It was awesome.
In the entertainment, there we are.
You know, I have no idea.
Bennett, thanks for reaching out.
The website I will support.
I have no idea how they found out about us.
I mean someone must have like called them up I guess.
I didn't even know these guys existed.
Someone must have called them up and said, hey, here's some local entertainment or something.
I think someone did us a solid, Rob.
I think someone did us a solid and threw our name to a local website.
Maybe that's why we're getting so many more listeners.
I don't know.
Yeah, like our number one is NA and everybody's telling us, how are you stupid son of bitches.
Remember the email I got?
Yeah, the guy said no you dumbass.
Those are from Kansas City.
They just can't pinpoint where.
So okay, let's say they are.
Good. That's great.
We should be.
Oh, oh, oh, I know.
And I have salutes to them.
I haven't looked in the past few days.
I have new thank yous to all our top markets.
And then I have some thank yous almost to our top markets that surged and then fell back.
So anyhow, I got a little encouragement for them.
So the band on the flyer was the ugliest band I could find in the musician sections.
Musicians wanted section of Metal Edge magazine.
Wish I could remember their real name.
It was a doozy, I'm sure.
So we went through a Metal Edge magazine.
Remember they used to have that musicians looking for gigs or musicians looking for a bassist, musicians looking for a drummer, right?
You remember that?
Yeah.
We took the ugliest band we could find in that section.
Took their image and put them on the flyer as fuck hammer.
I forgot all about that.
And to this day, I can't remember their name and I'm sure they're not together anymore.
I mean, this is fucking 1980 dickety fuck to sit, you know, something or eighty seven ninety.
Who knows?
It was back in the day.
And so we just picked the ugliest band we could find in Metal Edge and posted it with fuck hammer.
And those guys were supposed to be fuck hammer.
So anyhow, thank you, Bennett.
And thank you.
Where is it now?
Casey Local.
Thank you, Casey Local dot com.
Thank you for putting us on there and thank you for supporting us.
And go to Casey Local, guys.
Go to Casey Local.
They're great.
So anyhow, hi, Opal.
Hi, Jimmy.
Hi, Ricky.
Hi, everybody in Dodge City, Kansas.
You guys got a bit coming your way.
So I was going to ask you about that.
And yes, I grandma.
Hi, Jimmy.
And hi, Ricky.
And hi, Dodge City.
Cool.
OK.
The next email, Rob, and this is I love this email.
I love the first one, but this one's just weird.
It's out of nowhere.
And these are the emails that like really get me going.
Mark and Rob, Jimmy Page playing guitar using a violin bow.
Genius or noise?
Rob, I'll let you go first.
OK.
Repeat that.
Mark and Rob, Jimmy Page playing guitar using a violin bow.
Genius or noise?
Yeah, he did that on Song Amends the Same.
He pulls out a violin bow.
No, no, no, no, no.
That's got to be genius.
I disagree.
I thought it was noise.
I thought it was fucking noise.
I can't stand it.
I like it.
That's cool.
I mean, artist's interpretation, man.
You dug it.
I thought it was noise.
And this guy.
And that's one thing we agreed upon from the get go was, yeah, you have your opinion.
I have mine.
And sometimes we disagree.
Yeah.
Even though, what, 75, 80, 90 percent of the time.
We usually agree, yes.
Yeah, we're human.
We're human.
Yes.
And to me, I did not enjoy it.
I thought it was noise and I never did like it.
And to me, I thought it was cheap just pulling out a violin bow and making a bunch of noises.
It's like, well, why don't you.
I thought it fit.
I thought it fit well into the song.
Okay.
It may have.
Maybe it was just my interpretation of it and how I felt about it.
I don't know.
Yeah, well, it's not your instrument of choice either.
No.
I've heard violin bows being played right when I consider right on guitar.
And to me, it just looked like Jimmy Page was all fucked out of it.
Just scribbling around with that bow and making as many sounds as he could.
He might have been.
It sounded.
I don't know.
It just fits the song to me.
Anyway, so.
It's art, man.
You know what?
That's fine.
I respect you, Rob.
You got something out of it.
That's fantastic.
So I respect your point.
And I wish I enjoyed it as much as you, but I don't.
I always skip over that part.
But no.
Okay, cool.
Isn't that a great email though?
He didn't give his name or nothing.
Yeah, yeah.
That's awesome.
And nor did he say whether he thought it was genius or noise.
He didn't specify that either.
No name or no conclusion for himself.
Okay.
So whoever you are, suddenly.
Okay.
No, no.
Okay.
So what I want to know is emails back and give us your opinion since we put ours out
there.
Yeah, yeah.
Whoever you are.
When you hear this.
And that's finally your name, we won't mention you.
Oh, and speaking of this.
Our email is fucked up right now.
I'm only getting part of the emails.
And then whenever I try to send some amount, they bounce back to me.
I'm trying to get it figured out.
So if you send email.
If you send an email and I don't get to it.
I'm sorry if it's like one like this that will answer not the general.
Hey, we love you guys stuff or anything or we hate you.
I'll get to it and I'll at least reply if not say something on the show about it.
So anyhow, I know my email screwed up.
So I'm going to do what I can to try to figure it out and fix it.
But like always, my biggest enemy is time.
So anyhow, and then finally this last email.
I love this one.
And I think we might even done a list and you can maybe refresh my memory, Rob.
Here it is.
Mark and Rob, most underrated guitarist of the 80s generation.
First and second.
The two best.
No, I'm saying the two.
The two most underrated is what this guy is asking for.
OK, mine is the lead guitarist of April 1.
Oh, that's a good one.
He is excellent.
He was excellent.
Yeah, it was on my list doing our list shows that we were doing.
Yeah.
Yeah, I thought we did something like that.
OK, I think that's a great.
No, no, that was great.
That was.
We've always agreed April 1 was an underrated band.
Oh, yeah.
All the to me, it doesn't matter whether it's bass, lead guitar, drums, singer, it all blended together.
I've always been a fan.
Yeah.
What's yours?
Oh, did you cut?
You didn't come up with a second one, did you?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
It was pretty up there.
I can't argue with that one that Elder Nova is a great, great pick.
Yeah, yeah.
OK, everybody knows fantasy, but you go and listen to the album and go listen to stuff after that.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
I agree.
He is a lot of going to be in for his fantasy.
No, I know.
He had another hit Monkey on your back, but it didn't sell nearly as much.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was on the same album.
One of the problems with Elder Nova is he did a lot of studio work, so he didn't have a lot of time for a solo career.
He's appeared on all different kinds of albums, I think Kiss albums, I believe, Bon Jovi.
Let's see, who else?
He's still doing his solo stuff now.
Oh, that's cool.
I would love to see him, actually.
Yeah.
I don't know if he's touring, but I'm reading more about it.
Well, the touring thing anymore.
I'll bring him up next time.
Okay.
All right.
Well, mine is the first one.
Let's see, underrated 80s.
John Sykes.
John Sykes, I think, to me is the number one most underrated guitarist of the 80s.
He wrote a lot of that slighted-in music, Whitesnake, which is just brilliant.
Yeah.
Saints and Sinners of Whitesnake, which was brilliant.
And then he wrote the two big hits off of the self-titled Whitesnake album of 1987, I think.
The one that went crazy with Tawny Cotain on it and all that stuff.
Yeah.
He wrote quite a few of those songs.
I forget how many, but all the hits, he had a major influence in it, at least, I believe, from what I read.
So if I'm wrong on this, I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure that he's the guy that wrote that, or wrote part of it.
He had a big part of it.
But then by the time the album was released, the self-titled album, when Geffen Records took him and brought him over to America with that debut album over here, the Whitesnake self-titled one, John Sykes had already been let go.
And I think there's like some bad blood, so he didn't really get any credit either.
So he's my number one.
I think John Sykes is very underrated.
He's a European guitarist, too.
So you're not getting the finger tapping and all that.
You're getting a Richie Blackmore, Tony Iommi, something like that, the 70s type of guitar, not the 80s stuff.
Always enjoyed his stuff.
A lot of feeling, very good player, precise.
Then the second one, I think, is Prince.
Prince got a lot of accolades, but he never got them on guitar.
Okay, well, lately he's been getting the recognition.
Oh, has he?
I didn't know.
Well, yeah, anything I read, I mean, think about it.
All the music lists I bring, guitarists, Prince is on that list.
You know what, Rob?
Think about it.
You know what, you're right.
Okay, at the time he didn't get it.
And you've even agreed.
Yeah, he's a fantastic guitarist, or was.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, he was amazing.
He was precise feeling on it.
Forget the pop, whatever.
The kiss and all that stuff.
He listened to his guitar.
He's amazing.
He really is.
Yeah.
Or was.
Was, yeah, was.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, man, I agree with that 100%.
Okay, hang on, give me one minute.
Okay, that's cool.
Let me pull it up.
All right, I'm going to make...
Okay, I got it.
Okay, cool.
I was going to make goat noises.
I guess not now.
Go ahead.
Hey, we got it.
Yeah, we need to start doing the goat noise.
Yeah, we got to do the goat noise feed.
A lot of people want to subscribe.
Please start doing it out of the blue.
Yeah.
All right.
Go ahead.
Are you ready?
Yep.
All right.
Oh, first off, since you were going through emails...
Mm-hmm.
...we have a new listener.
Okay, sounds good to me.
We love them.
Kathy from Belt...
All right, cool.
Okay, you remember what I was doing to call in?
Mm-hmm.
Remember I was dating that guy, seeing that guy in Belt?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, we're just talking.
That's it.
We're talking.
We're still friends.
We will always be friends because circumstances,
which I told you before the show.
Yeah, mm-hmm.
But now, she...
Well, here.
Let me go into my messages.
Okay.
Yeah, give me a minute.
It was...
We were talking about...
Okay.
...when I tripped to Topeka...
Uh-huh.
...and to take the guy to deliver a dog to his son, whatever.
But somewhere here, there's a message that says,
I just spent seven hours of my life listening to nothing I care about
other than you and a loincloth.
Well, we do have the jigsaw puzzle available.
We can give her a special discount, right?
Well, then she listened to last Saturday night when I was camping.
Yeah?
Yeah.
We were talking about me being in loincloths and the stuff,
which I was.
I was.
Seriously, I was.
Yeah, he was free-balling, definitely.
It's hung up iron, worst ironed ever, thank God.
But, no.
Thank you, Kathy.
Yeah, thank you for being a new listener.
And Rob is wearing a loincloth right now.
He always does whenever he podcasts.
Yeah.
Just go with it, Rob.
I love your hesitation.
Tonight, with the heat, the breeze feels good.
Oh, yeah, there you go.
All right.
Okay, now let me go back into the other one.
Okay.
Now we're going to go into two douchebags and a microphone.
Okay.
The 10 stinkiest dog breeds that fart a lot.
Uh-huh.
And this is of A to Z animals.
Okay.
I'm just going to read them off, 10 to 1.
Okay.
First, Yorkshire Terriers.
Oh, yeah.
Yappy little fuckers.
Little fuckers.
See, they're up to seven pounds.
Yeah, they're yappy little fuckers.
Yeah.
Number nine, Doberman Pesters.
Yeah, but they are warranted.
I mean, you know, they bark, they get your attention, and you know not to fuck around, right?
Yeah, but this is about their stinky farts, dude.
Oh, they're stinky farts.
I misheard you completely.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, I know.
This is the 10 stinkiest dog breeds that fart a lot.
I apologize.
Go ahead.
All right.
This is much better.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Like I said, I was breeding them back to two douchebags in a microphone.
Sorry, I was proofreading something that I'm going to read probably next podcast tomorrow
night.
Yeah.
I do it all.
Yeah.
I think I was on drugs.
When I sound distant, that's because I'm proofreading while he's talking.
Yep, I do the same thing.
We do it.
Look, we don't have writers here, obviously.
We suck.
No, but anyhow, I'll be proofreading something because sometimes I think I'm on acid when
I write this shit and I come back and read it later.
I'm like, oh my God.
What the hell was that?
Anyhow, go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
Yeah.
Number 10 was Yorkshire Terrier.
Number nine was Dover and Getsu.
You know what?
Hey, pit bulls.
Okay.
Yep.
I've smelt quite a few pit bulls.
Tofer has a pit bull, Sammy, and he will stake you out of a room.
I'm surprised this was that low on the list.
Me too, but I also know BJ, remember when he was married?
He had a pit bull or they had a pit bull or not a pit bull, a Doberman and that guy-
I don't remember when he was married, no.
Oh, okay.
I seen BJ in here.
Okay.
Zelda was her name and she would smoke you out of a room too.
So that is accurate on her, on her account too.
So anyhow, go ahead.
Okay.
Number seven, Chinese Sherpa.
Don't know that much about him, but I believe it.
Well, I give out for one and certain and I agree with this.
Okay.
My uncle and aunt had one.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'd be asleep at night.
Yeah.
Number six, Mastiff.
Oh, okay.
I can believe that.
Yeah.
I did too.
My buddy used to raise Mastiffs.
Yeah, they stink.
They drool.
But I'll tell you what, they're Wumble Dogs.
They are.
Okay.
Number five, Shucks.
I do not agree with this one.
Beagles.
Don't have that much experience around them, but I believe you if you don't think they're
that bad, then okay.
Dude, I think a Beagle's thinking better of me every night.
Boss.
And he never, and he never stunk you out of the room?
Huh.
Okay.
And then I had another Beagle for like 13 years.
I do not agree with that.
Actually, I have one that I don't know it should take.
Anyway, I'm going to add that one at the end.
Okay.
Okay, number four, Golden Retrievers.
Don't know that about, if it's a Black Labrador Retriever, I would know something about, but
a Golden Retriever, I love the dogs.
They're very nice, gentle breed.
I wouldn't know, would you?
You ain't met my sons.
See, here's where I'm at on this.
Okay.
Mine came in fifth.
My son has a Golden Retriever came in fourth.
And I swear to God, that heifer should have took number one.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's the one that's ate up all my shit.
So, okay, number three, Pugs.
Yes, I have Pugs.
I've had Pugs my whole adult life.
Yes, yes, yes.
And they sit there and they like to jump on you because that breed was bred in ancient
China to keep the emperors warm.
They would sit on their lap and keep them warm.
So, they're a lap dog and they will not, I mean, they will find a way to get on your
lap and they will not move.
And then they shit all over you.
So, yeah, and there's nothing you can do about it.
So, you just sit there and hold your nose.
Agreed.
Okay.
Number two, Boxers.
Yeah, I did know a couple of people with Boxers and they did.
Yeah, I know a couple, yeah.
Yeah, they let loose with some of them.
Yeah.
Yep.
Okay.
And according to list, number one, English Bulldogs.
Yes, 100%.
John, my brother used to have a Bulldog.
My friend Steve had one, Meatball.
And both of them would shit you out of the house.
I mean, the whole house would have, they were like the shitter, the fart guy that I used
to work with that used to like just stink up a place and there'd be like that mist.
Yeah, they were like him.
Yeah, yes, I agree.
English Bulldog is probably the number one stinkiest dog.
Yes.
Okay, I think that...
Okay, well, like I said, I have one to add to it.
Okay.
Great game.
I don't have that much experience with it.
Well, I grew up with a man, so great game.
Okay.
Dude, just me and my dad would be sitting there and sir would be laying there asleep
and cut a fart and grossing me and dad out and it wakes the damn dog up and he'd look
at us like, what the hell did you do?
No, it was you, dude.
Oh, it was nasty.
It was nasty.
That dog could fart.
I believe...
Awesome.
Stay tuned for more dog farting.
Okay, all right.
Yeah, why not?
Why not?
That's what we do.
Better than anything else we can come up with, I'm sure.
Okay, I've got something...
You want it off the wall?
There you go.
Yep.
I've got one to say here that I looked up on the internet for something we were talking
about a little bit ago and then we'll go to our second break.
Way late like usual.
Okay, April Wine was formed in Halifax in 1969 and moved to Montreal in early 1970.
Original members were...
Now you're talking about April Wine again.
Yes.
Yep.
Original members were Miles Goodwin Vocals, who was excellent, lead guitar.
He was both.
Miles Goodwin was vocals and lead guitar, and he was very good.
Yeah.
Brothers David Henman, guitar and vocals also, and Richie Henman, who was his brother, drums,
and cousin Jimmy Henman, who was bass and vocals.
They were all vocals except for the drummer, and they were mostly...
They were all cousins except for a couple of them, so there you go.
Three of them were cousins, and one of them...
Two of them were brothers.
All three of them were cousins, and Miles Goodwin, the vocal lead guitarist.
So there you go.
Well, that explains it.
They were all family, so they all grew up playing together, so they knew how to play
it.
Yep.
Wow.
Look at that.
Remember when we did our list about bands that should have been bigger and we both had
April Wine really low?
Yes.
I'll tell you what, they'll never get the credit they deserved.
They were so good.
No, actually, I think mine was pretty up on my list.
I'd have to go back and look.
No, mine was up on the list too.
April Wine was like three or two.
It was way up there like yours was.
Yeah.
Actually, I'll tell you, mine had been one or two.
Yours might have been one or two.
I don't know.
So anyhow, we both had them up high.
So all right, let's take our second break, and we're going to come back with more stuff.
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember
to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.
It really hurts.
Who can afford plastic surgery?
Stay safe, everyone.
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You guys rock.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
You can't touch me.
Oh, yeah?
This is Kansas City here.
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Hey there, fuckstick.
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.
A goat farm in Montana has a parrot trained to call the goats in for dinner every night.
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Oh shit.
What's that over there?
Oh no.
This is island of horrible jokes.
A headache-stricken man explained to his doctor,
you have to help me.
I'm shrinking.
The doctor said I will.
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Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes, and scream,
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Two douchebags and microphone.
I'm Mark.
And I am Rob.
I ran across this cool story.
You know, we're always talking about Ozzy and his hijinks and all this stuff.
And everybody knows that listen to the show.
I love the autobiographies of musicians like I'm on Glenn Hughes is one now,
the official autobiography.
Very good.
Talking about some of their purple stuff and Skid Ray go into when he went into Sabbath.
I want to hear some of that stuff is drug abuse is horrible drug abuse that he had for so many years and all this stuff.
So anyhow, these stories like these interest me and I hope it interests you too.
So anyhow, Ozzy Osbourne recalled how he accidentally called the cops on himself and then faced the challenge of trying to snort a large bowl of cocaine to avoid flushing it away.
The story inspired the song.
It's a raid on his album Ordinary Man.
This took place while Black Sabbath were working on their album Volume Four during the summer of 1972 in a house they'd rented in Bel Air.
The band reportedly spent seventy five thousand on cocaine that year.
Fifteen thousand more than it cost to make the LP Rob.
And that's something they spent fifteen thousand dollars more on cocaine than they did making the album Volume Four.
Osbourne recalled having a pile of coke and a pile of pot on his table during a recent Sirius XM special.
I'm sitting there.
Bel Air.
Sun shining coke and hand booze he explained. I'm thinking fuck me.
I made it here.
I'm sitting in this house that is fucking boiling hot.
I see those buttons on the wall and I go oh must be the air conditioning.
I press the fucking button and in about five minutes four or five cop cars comes screaming down the drive and shouting it's a fucking raid.
You can watch the interview below.
And anyhow, I said that because you can actually watch him talking about.
So me and this roadie, we grabbed this big bowl of coke and the pot.
We go into the bathroom.
He continued.
I'm going.
I can't fucking throw this away.
Osbourne mimicked and acted of snorting as much cocaine as he could.
The result was he wound up gacked after being told the cops were gone.
His only response was a frozen grin.
I had coke coming out my fucking ears.
They recalled.
I didn't sleep for four days after that.
He told.
So I could go on, but you guys got the gist of that.
He accidentally he was trying to reach for the air conditioner button because it was hot and I guess air conditioner wasn't on or something.
He hits the wrong button.
It's a it's a distress call.
The cops, six cops, five or six cops come flying in the Bell Air driveway of the mansion that they rented to make volume four.
And he's like there with his big bowl of cocaine that he didn't want to fucking let go.
So he goes into the bathroom and just snorts a piss out of it.
And then the cops left.
They told him, oh, there's nothing going on accident.
And they didn't even check the house.
So there he is.
Just like he couldn't sleep for four days.
He was smashed out of his mouth out of his gourd on cocaine.
So I thought that story deserved a nice mention.
So anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.
Oh, good, because I'm going to drugs, too.
What the hell?
This is awesome.
Well, actually, actually, mine is not a drug anymore.
Oh, OK.
Well, first ballparks offered hot dogs and pedestrian loggers.
Mm hmm.
They just then concessions, bopping with all sorts of nibbles, entrees and drinks, highlighting local restaurants and craft breweries.
Now you go to a ballpark and get high.
Really?
OK, not every ballpark.
But at Walker Stadium in Oregon, where the Portland Pickles play minor league ball.
Portland Pickles?
This month.
The Portland Pickles?
Yes, Portland Pickles.
No wonder they get stoned.
I'm going to get smashed and watch the Portland Pickles.
Carry on.
Sorry.
The team announced this month that through a partnership with Cycling Frog, a dispenser of hemp-deprived THC and CBD prognets, it would sell seltzer with THC.
The team says that it's the first team in sports that's selling THC products in a live event.
Well, yeah, it is.
Two flavors of Cycling Frog THC, like seltzer, passionate fruit and lemon, are available at the stadium.
Each can contains two milligrams of THC and four milligrams of CBD and are available to those 21 and older.
Very cool.
I actually like that idea.
I mean, instead of people getting smashed at a ballgame and they cutting you off in the seventh inning now, you just sit there and mellow out with some weed.
I mean, which in Oregon, it is legal.
Yeah.
Let me read this a little bit.
The Portland Pickles have a responsibility in the sports industry to take leaks and set residents of it and annuitive partnerships.
Okay, yeah, they're welcome pot in their stadium.
Okay.
They're selling it in drinks.
I love that.
I do.
I think that's fantastic.
It does not bother me in the least.
So, awesome.
Well, okay, think about it.
Now the pot, they come and leave.
And this is one of my off the wall thoughts that you love.
Okay, let's hear it.
Now the pot's becoming legal.
Well, you and I both know and a lot of people know everybody's had a pot habit.
Well, not everybody.
A lot of people have had a pot habit for years.
Yeah, I've known so.
I've known more people.
Now they're becoming legal.
And then you got beer, you know.
Beer, you tend to get upset, get anxious, you know what I mean?
And alcoholic characteristics are.
Pot lays your ass back.
Yes.
Before you come.
Yeah.
To me, that's fantastic.
And actually, if you want to get down to it, Rob, you probably know this too.
And I think everyone out there listening would know this too.
I know more professional people as in lawyers, medical industry, all of this.
Oh, I know.
That smoked pot.
And the thing is, is now it's not done underneath everything.
Now they can do it openly.
But the thing is, is like I said before on another podcast, you have to make sure what your rules at work are, because a lot of corporations still do not want you testing positive for pot.
And they can fire you for it.
So make sure how your employment feels about it before you do it.
And, and, you know, some of it is just simply if you get hurt and then you take, then you drop positive in the last 12 hours.
They could come back and say that was a direct result of you being stoned and deny your claim and fire you.
So be careful, guys.
Be careful about it.
So you still got to be careful.
Yeah.
Be careful, even though it is illegal.
I know a guy.
This is no shit.
And hopefully he's listening.
I worked with him in a couple of different places.
And anyhow, he was a finisher.
He put finishes on dish tables and stuff like that.
And he almost cut his thumb off and he taped it back on.
I mean, like halfway at least.
And it was bleeding like a bitch.
He got it stopped bleeding.
He taped it up really good.
He worked all day.
And he goes, man, he goes, I fucking hurt so bad at the end of the day.
I go, dude, why didn't you report that?
He goes, because I have pot in my system and maybe a couple other things.
He said, no, I'm going to the doctor on my own time so I don't get fired.
So he worked all fucking day and then went to go get help.
I was like, geez.
So anyhow, but he got, you know, he didn't get fired.
I got a trooper.
I can tell you that.
So, yeah, I'm going to leave that alone.
OK.
Oh, oh, you told me.
I know.
OK.
Crispy Cream is celebrating America's birthday with a new collection of donuts decorated with red, white and blue toppings and, of course, a free donut deal.
The company Star Spangled Sweetness Collection features three.
We need a crispy cream around here.
Oh, you guys don't have one?
No, there is not a crispy cream around Lake of the Inzarks.
That surprised me because that's a prime area.
You got to buy them at the gas stations.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's kind of like a white castle.
You buy them in the frozen section or not.
Yeah, you want them.
Yep.
You want them fresh.
The company's.
Whatever.
Yeah.
I love donuts.
Duncan's great, too.
The company Star Spangled Sweetness Collection features new patriotic donuts in a custom red, white and blue box and is available beginning June 21st for a limited time at participating shops.
The three flavors in the collection feature two all new flavors and a returning fan favorite, crispy cream set in a news release.
They include fireworks, cookies and cream, an unglazed donut filled with cookies and cream hand dipped in red icing and decorated with a blue icing swirl and rocket candy piece.
Cotton candy sparkler donut and original glazed donut hand dipped in blue icing and cotton candy sugar and decorated with white and red buttercream dollops.
Oh, man.
Boy, don't don't both of them sound fantastic.
Oh, it sounds awesome.
And then finally, the freedom flag donut and original glazed donut hand dipped in white icing and decorated with patriotic red icing stripes and blue and gold sprinkles.
So there you go.
Not only can you get free donuts and you have to look at your participating crispy cream, the one that you go to, because all the deals could be slightly different is the way it worded.
So you probably can get some free donuts.
Some of them might be within the app.
Some of them might be saying a code word.
Some of them might be with a purchase of this or that.
But just check into it.
You might be able to get some free donuts.
So there you go.
Anyhow, Rob, you got anything?
Yeah, I got I got a little story for people with kids and grandkids.
OK.
And hey, if you like it, maybe you too.
OK.
The beloved anime classic Shrek is leaving Netflix at the end of July.
So it's time for fans to gather their friends, family and a mountain of snacks for a final viewing party before retreating to your swamps to mourn the loss of your jolly green giant.
OK.
So just take a Shrek off.
Yeah, off of Netflix and he's going somewhere else.
Well, that's why I say to parents and grandparents, a lot of people go to Netflix.
That's why I'm just letting you know.
Go to Netflix.
Go to wherever else.
Yeah.
So if you want to see the jolly green giant looking crazy looking dude, there you go.
Is that all of it?
Yeah, that was all that.
I mean, I broke it down real quick.
OK.
If you have the time, Rob, I got another little story here.
Do you have the time?
Yeah.
Do another little story.
OK.
Today is.
I was in the heat today.
I.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Today is.
I went near my fans and worked all day.
And yeah, it broke.
Today is the day people are threatening to take a dump in the Paris River.
And Hidalgo and and Hidalgo was supposed to take a swim in this Paris River today to prove
the water is not too polluted for Olympic athletes.
And that is the prime minister of France.
She delayed the dip until it took a dump.
Yes, she was.
I thought you said take a dump.
She did.
I did say I'm explaining this, Rob.
Today is a day.
People are threatening to take a dump in the Paris River.
So we backtrack a little bit and we mentioned and Hidalgo Hidalgo Hidalgo and Hidalgo was
supposed to take a swim in the Paris River today to prove the water was not too polluted
for Olympic athletes.
She delayed the dip until after the French elections in July, which prompted the activists
to threaten to all take dumps in the Paris River today.
I don't know if they did or not.
I haven't checked up on the story, but they're supposed to all go take a crap in the Paris
River, which would pollute it even more, which is why they're demonstrating.
You did say D-U-M-P.
Yes, I said dump.
Yes, I thought you were saying.
I thought you were saying D-U-M-K dump.
No, and Hidalgo had been going swimming, but then my mind went to dump.
I was right the whole time.
Yeah, you were.
So and Hidalgo and Hidalgo was said that she was going to take.
She's a prime minister of France.
She said that she was going to swim in the Paris River to prove it was not too polluted.
The activists said, OK, go ahead and do it.
And then she postponed it till after the elections in July.
They all cried foul and they're threatening to take a dump in the Paris River, all of
them today.
And I don't know if they did or not.
I'll have to look up.
So anyhow, that's all I have.
You got anything, Rob?
Yeah, that's about all I have for that, brother.
All right.
Thank you for joining us, everybody.
And thank you, Rob.
Have a good night, assholes.
Good night, assholes.
Oh, no, looks like the show's over, kids.
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.
Fear not, assholes.
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.