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The Daily Deucebag Pledge.

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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone.

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We Talk.

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Jesus.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

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Your proof. The Jain Pool made lifeguards.

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The Evapolips just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Okay, it's post-apocalypse and you're walking down the barren wasteland that used to be a city.

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You find an old can of beans lying in the middle of the road, but you do not have a can opener.

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What you do then is you find a patch of concrete, you rub the top of the can for five minutes.

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Then you go to the middle of the can and squeeze it and it should pop right open.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man. You know what I could do if I was the garbage man?

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I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning.

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And then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash screaming, stop, halt.

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Yeah, that's what I'd love to do.

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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Rob, where are you?

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Technically BFE.

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I am in an undisclosed location right now on the air in a tent camping.

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Isn't that cool?

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Yeah. All I'm going to say is that we're somewhere out around Owensville, Missouri.

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And we're, it's like seven, 10 miles from Owensville.

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And we just ran town walls on that's where we went.

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Okay. So you're in BFE.

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Yeah, we went down on the river today. I came with my friend on her family reunion.

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On what river?

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This family has taken me in as like I'm one of them. You know, they're like my family. If anybody comes to our family reunions, everybody's welcome.

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That's awesome.

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And I'm having a great time and I needed to get away.

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I know you did.

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I should work and go home and talk to you.

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I know you were in desperate need of this. I'm glad that you're doing it.

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I'm getting some relaxation, man. I was sitting in, I sat in my chair in the river wall earlier.

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What river is it?

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And I was deep enough, my midsection was submerged and I just let my feet float up like a recliner.

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And I just sat there, oh my God, and it's a cold spring.

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Do you know what river it is?

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Oh God.

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Do you know what river?

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Wow. And if...

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Huh?

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Do you know what river it is?

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I'm trying to remember. I'll tell you tomorrow night.

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Okay. Okay. That's fine.

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It's not a name I'm used to and I keep predicting. So I'll look it up. I'll look it up.

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Yeah, it's not right.

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I'll have that for you tomorrow night.

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I will be home tomorrow night.

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Okay. All right. Well, I got some emails later on if we can get into them, but I'm going to start off here.

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Sounds good. Sounds good.

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The world's oldest bottle of wine was recently discovered in an ancient Roman burial site in southern Spain.

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According to a study...

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Yeah. Yeah. It was in Spain, not Rome.

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According to a study published this week, the wine remains in a glass funeral urn inside an ancient mausoleum untouched for around 2,000 years in the town of Carmona.

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Reportedly, the wine still smelled like feet, Rob.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Just can't get that foot smell out of them, can you?

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I'll tell you what, you know, they did not have very good bathing practice back then.

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Oh, no. That's what they used.

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Yeah, the wine back there would have a funk, don't you think?

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Oh, probably. I would bet. And also, you know, they used that patchouli oil because it was so god-awful strong, it would hide all the other odor.

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Yeah. Yep. So anyhow, that's why they wore so much of it is because it would literally mask three years of body odor or whatever.

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Okay. Well, anyhow, going along, I was listening to Ozzie and family's basement tapes, and I'm still giggling over this, Rob.

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Now, there have been rumors. There have been rumors about things like this happening in concert venues for a long time.

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But Sharon kind of confirmed it. Sharon said after Slipknot's performance at an Ozfest that there were some younger females demanding to meet Slipknot because they wanted to give them head.

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So they let them in a room, since Slipknot wears masks and makeup, you really didn't know who they were.

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Apparently, an accountant for the show was in a Slipknot mask and receiving oral. The chicks had not a clue.

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I'm wondering if one of these chicks like all of a sudden, man, I was at Ozfest and I did that. Oh, shit.

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Like, oh, I think like one was about Bon Jovi where they'd have they said that they'd let a roadie go in the room with long hair and they'd have to have all the lights off.

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And the only thing that the woman could do was give him oral. Remember that old? Remember that old? Yeah, yeah.

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Well, I guess it came from somewhere, didn't it? So. Yeah.

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So, you know, they probably still think they gave Slipknot an actual hummer and they're probably told all their friends and all that stuff and everything.

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You know, I bet that accountant worked for virtually nothing.

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You know, the the blowing goes might have been in his contract. What do you think?

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So Paramount is coming out with a new docu series about the whole 80s hard rock glam and metal scene.

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This will be several shows highlighting the generation that still has a bad hangover.

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Us. I personally would love to see a then and now on every episode.

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Let's see how well all that debauchery did on your looks. Would that be great?

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See all these people that hung out with L.A. then and you see them with the perfect hair and looking great.

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Then you look now and they look like a piece of fried shit with hair or some of them not hair.

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Look at a lot of the 80 glam rock guys. Oh, God. I look at Vince Neil. Right there.

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Yeah. This nail. Axl Rose. Yeah. Axl Rose looks like we ain't got enough time to keep going.

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Think of this, Rob. Axl Rose looks like Dutch boy paint.

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Remember the Dutch boy guy? He looks like Dutch boy.

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He does not look like a rocker. Yeah.

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He needs to just say, OK, I'm going to cut off the hair when I'm still Axl fucking Rose. Right.

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Yeah. Speaking of Axl Rose, my son was having a discussion the other day at lunch.

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And we were talking about rock, you know, and Guns N' Roses come up and we were sitting talking about that.

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He goes, yeah, so and so said something about Axl Rose's voice. He can't sing no more.

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No, he ruined it. I just looked at my son. I said, what do you say?

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He goes, dude, think about it. If you've been screaming that many years, you wouldn't have a voice here.

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Exactly. That's my 19 year old saying this.

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This is people that never sing. He's never heard me say that.

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It's true, Rob. They don't sing from their vibrato. They don't sing the way they're supposed to.

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A good singer like Glenn Hughes, I bet you can put a candle in front of his face and sing and not put it out.

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Axl Rose or David Lee Roth would put that candle out. They don't sing right. They never have.

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They come from deep within and felt, you know. Yeah.

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Your voice is only going to hang on for so long.

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Vince Neil is off and on too. One night Vince Neil sounds fine. The next night he sounds horrible.

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This is another one of those nasal vocals. They're not the proper way to sing and they ruin your voice.

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Anyhow, I'm betting a few of these guys look like Skeletor and probably women too, right?

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Probably, yeah. Some of the ones I've seen, yeah.

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You know, Axl Rose also looks like the Morton chick on Morton Salt that's like spilling the salt.

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You know, these 80s people that are like leftovers, right, they're probably the ones you see on the stop smoking commercials

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with a hole in their throat and wrinkled up faces. I used to smoke. I won't anymore.

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I got anal and nostril cancer because I've got cigarettes.

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Anyhow, all right, moving right along. Yeah.

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Oh no, we knew this was going to happen, Rob. An avocado shortage appears to be on the horizon.

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Yep, that's right. That delightful green mush that you looked.

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Yeah, we did. I remember us talking about that.

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Yeah, we did.

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So anyhow.

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I forget how many shows ago, but yeah, we did talk about that.

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We did talk about it and that's why I brought it up. I was reading on the internet. I'm like, hey, we hit that.

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And now it's official.

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It's official. So I guess I read somewhere that like a lot of avocados coming in from Mexico, they don't trust or something.

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And so that's part of the reason why. And I mean, we get avocados from Mexico all the time.

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So maybe they have reason. Yeah, it could be something like that. I don't think they're actually really saying.

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Yeah, they're not really saying. So anyhow, this is leading to a shortage.

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But anyhow, that delightful green mush that you love might be getting very expensive.

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You can find it. I think at that point I will get some green food diet and mashed potatoes, then sell it for avocado mash.

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You think anyone will tell the difference, Rob?

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Hey, dude, that is a box. Oh, you're on the stuff.

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Yeah, yeah. Let's buy a bunch of Idaho flakes. Right.

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Or I mean, we can even peel potatoes, whatever. However, we get it and we'll get green food dye and then we'll put it on there.

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We wouldn't want actual potatoes to make it taste more like. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

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I think the artificial stuff would be quite good.

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I'm bet you eight out of ten people would not notice it on a burrito.

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You could throw that bitch in a burrito and they'd be like, oh, my God, this.

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Where'd you get this avocado at, man? It's really rich and and fluffy.

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Man, it's great. I can't tell you my secret. It's a family recipe.

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I'm sorry. You you cannot know my avocado recipe.

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Just eat up. So anyhow, you know, it probably work.

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So yeah, we yeah, you did.

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But anyhow, I bet some places probably do that right now.

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Don't you think they're like, hey, hey, come here. Yeah, what? What?

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Hey, why don't you take some of those potatoes over there, mash them up, throw some green food dye in there and let's throw them on burritos and see who notices.

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You know, that's happened. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. If nothing else for fun and shits and giggles.

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But I think like, you know, some of them are like, yeah, avocados cost so fucking much.

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Hey, hey, I know what we can do. Yeah.

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So anyhow, anyhow, Tommy Shaw, the guitarist of sticks, love him.

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Right. Isn't he great? I mean, oh, God, oh, he is so underrated.

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I've seen him like four or five times.

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Isn't he? It's amazing. I always think in his music.

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I do too. And he can shred, but he doesn't choose to so many times.

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And this is back where I was going to sticks is almost like a queen, you know, like Queen was where you have the rocker and then you have the ballad guy.

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Then you have the operatic guy, you know, Dennis DeYoung was the operatic guy, you know.

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And so all those ingredients together make a fantastic band, but it also makes them hate each other too, because they're constantly quibbling over music.

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You know, Tommy Shaw's like, man, hey, I want to put this kick ass solo in there.

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Desi Young's going, no, that's it. You got to put horns in that. What the fuck's wrong with you?

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And it causes all this tension. And I even heard extreme say this on the old rock line.

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They're talking about Queen and how Queen was such an influence.

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And they're talking about how Freddie Mercury said, you know, we're always like a half second away from breaking up.

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And that's the beauty of our music. And then Gary Sharone said, yeah, he goes, I could say that too.

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So extreme is like that too, because you have Nuno, who's like, do do do do do.

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And then you have Gary Sharone is more like, hey, let's do a poppy hit.

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You know, he fit very well in Van Halen, but by that time, people were not having anyone else in Van Halen.

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It was either David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar. They're not accepting anybody else. And that's the way it was.

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Gary Sharone was great, man. He was great on that poppy rock, I don't know, Def Leppard style, who-ha stuff. But anyhow.

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So anyhow, Tommy Shaw said that he has learned to not have any resentment towards Dennis DeYoung, the former frontman of Styx.

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I think it's pretty cool now that they're all in their 70s plus and probably won't ever tour again.

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You know, I mean, look, yeah, I mean, they're saying this now. They know damn well, you know, Tommy Shaw knows damn well they're not going to tour again.

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They're all getting too old.

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I don't know. They keep showing up at Ozarks Amphitheater in Kemp.

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Yeah, that's the Styx without Dennis DeYoung, or is it Dennis DeYoung?

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No, it's not Dennis DeYoung.

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It's Tommy Shaw.

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Actually, the first, yeah. The first time I've seen him, a few years ago, they opened here at Ozarks Amphitheater for Foreigner.

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And Jason Bonham was the drummer for Foreigner that night.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love Jason Bonham.

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I've seen Jason Bonham at Lake of the Ozarks.

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He does this thing I want to go to called the Led Zeppelin Experience, and that's where it's laser lights and it's laser lights and he plays the drums to loud Led Zeppelin music.

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It sounds great to me, but anyhow, I'll see it someday maybe.

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You know, so anyhow, and then I read the rest of the story on it and he said, you know, he doesn't ever want to be a band again.

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He doesn't, he just doesn't scream vulgarities at Dennis in his sleep anymore.

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Right, right, right.

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Yeah. And so he's just saying, I'm at peace.

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He said, I don't want to be in a band with him, but I don't hate the guy anymore.

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You know, Dennis apparently was quite a handful with demands for performing.

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I've heard this for a long time and I think it's probably true, allegedly and all that good stuff.

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I was hoping he was only allowing brown Eminem's backstage like Van Halen, but he is probably more like a light Zinfidel and a spunky Lambrusco, which leads me to more feet jokes.

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I mean, really, Dennis, you know, Tommy Shaw was probably wanting the brown Eminem's, right?

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And then, oh yeah, Dennis DeYoung was going, I want a white Zinfidel and I want a spunky Lambrusco right now on my desk.

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And then he's listened to opera or some shit or big band.

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Yeah. Oh, you know.

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So anyhow, I still, I love Dennis DeYoung too.

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I love both of them. They're, they're both who they are.

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I do. They're both musicians in their own right.

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Yeah. And they do things very different styles, but they are both great.

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They're both fantastic. No, I agree. I agree, Rob.

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You know, I wish they do more music. I mean, they'll never be another one like the Grand Illusion or Pieces of Eight or, or what was the one would come sail away on it?

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Shit.

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You know what? And I'm not going to go to the computer. You know what? Look it up. That album was great.

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Well, to be honest, I have slow internet right now. I, I normally I have my wifi at home and we're, yeah, we're out down a gravel road.

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I was worried that you weren't going to have signal. I was like, ah man, well, I was like, well it's Sunday night.

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That's why I texted you last night to make sure you got my text and whether I had reception or not.

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I know I read that.

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I read that. I'm like one bar and now I've got two bars out of four, so I'm good.

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I'm glad you did that because.

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Now I just got to worry about the fireworks going off behind me here in a few minutes. So we'll see.

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Well, we'll see what happens. So.

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There's a bunch of mortars here and there's fingers itching to set them off. So.

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I get it. I get it. I get it.

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Yeah.

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Okay. So back to the foot jokes. Why shouldn't you go into battle barefooted Rob?

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I have no idea.

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Because you'll get defeated.

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Ah, ah, ah.

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You're welcome America. You're welcome.

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Moving right along. Man, you're a tough one tonight Rob.

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I just wonder why you didn't say that for I own the horrible jokes.

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Oh shit. You're right.

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Well, I just got it. I just I just did a ton of iron.

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Hey, it's your time to talk. Say whatever you want, bro.

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Okay. You're right though. That would have been a great horrible joke.

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Okay. What sort of. What? What?

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Damn it. What sort of snack defeat like Rob?

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I don't know.

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Doritos. Ha ha ha ha.

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Another island. Another island of horrible jokes. Okay. Okay.

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What do what do frogs wear on their feet Rob?

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I don't know.

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Open toes.

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There's your eight crops.

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Yeah. Good one Rob. That needs to be on island of horrible jokes too. That's awesome.

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Okay. Go ahead.

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No, you know what? I can put these on island of horrible jokes. Who cares? Anyhow.

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Open toed sandals is what they wear.

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Oh, okay. Okay.

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Why did your feet fall in love?

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I don't have a clue.

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You are tough tonight Rob.

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Mine hurt all the time. My feet don't fall in love.

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Okay. Because they were soul mates.

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Okay. Moving right along. Sorry.

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Let me go ahead and go to the next one so you can get a couple of stories in before these fireworks go off.

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And then there's this.

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In Chicago a new old weapon was used in capturing a home burglar.

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The homeowner hit the perpetrator over the head with a cast iron skillet. Look it up.

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Oh shit.

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Went old school on him.

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Oh he did. He chased him out of the house and hit him in the head in his yard with a cast iron skillet.

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Old school.

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Hell yeah.

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That's what grandma would have done.

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Yeah. I use those cast iron skillets multiple times and those things are solid and heavy.

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I'm thinking that thief would think long and hard before he did.

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You think that thief is going to go out and steal something else now? I don't think so.

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He didn't. You're calling fucking the ambulance on him.

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I assume they caught him. It didn't say in the story.

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Hell with the cops. Just call the ambulance.

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Well you know Chicago has signature bonds so if he went to jail he's out now.

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So he's free to get his head bashed in again.

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He's going to be in the hospital first.

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Yes. You're right. He probably did go to the hospital.

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I'm looking for the cast iron skillet today.

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Oh dude was so pissed. He knocked the shit out of him with that cast iron skillet.

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It was a great video. I watched it like 3 or 4 times giggling. It was great.

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I'm not saying the guy did not deserve it. I am not saying that.

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The guy obviously deserved it.

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Oh shit.

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So anyhow in England, in India, not England, in India several people died as a result of illegally brewed alcohol.

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Oh shit.

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What proof would that have been Rob? Think about that. Instead of blinding people just killing them.

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I would say zero.

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Oh you think it was just some poison instead?

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Well I mean if you drink a large amount of alcohol at the right concentration it can make you go blind.

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It can fuck up your kidneys. All kinds of stuff.

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So I just don't know if the guy brewed it wrong.

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Well no it was probably more like 200 to 400 proof or 500 proof.

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I was just stating that if they drank it and killed you, you're at zero.

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Yeah okay I gotcha.

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That's where I was going with that.

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Rob you're correct. You are at zero. You're at no proof. Good one.

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Anyhow let's see. This stuff sounds like it makes Night Train taste like infant formula. Don't you think?

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Oh my god. Yeah.

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Night Train was tough dude. Night Train was tough.

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It did add up.

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I can hear it right.

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You know?

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Oh yeah but what a story Rob.

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Yeah that's true.

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You can go up to anyone's wild drinking story and I can hear it now.

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I drank so much one night it killed everybody but me and another dude.

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Think of the Braggenrides.

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It killed five people and I lived. That's how bad I drank.

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I just know for a fact I've lived through well could have been very well that way if things would have not turned out differently.

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Oh I would have. I would have. I'd be like.

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I could have been on that story many a different time.

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I think we all could have especially back in the day.

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No wait a second. Wait a second. A few of them were with you.

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Yes. Yes.

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Remember when Darren was we thought puking up blood but it was wine and we took him to the emergency room.

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Our friend's dying man.

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Why do you say that? He's puking up blood.

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And the doctor looks at us like.

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Did we take him to the annex? I don't want that.

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Yeah. Yeah. The one that used to be there.

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The doctor is pretty much rolling his eyes going no that's not blood.

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That's wine guys. How much wine did he have?

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We're like oh quite a bit.

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We don't know. We just got off work.

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Yeah. Yeah. He was hitting it before.

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We didn't brush him.

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Yeah he was hitting it before us so we don't know.

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We're just the good Samaritans although we're all bad.

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We're all blasted and faked.

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We come out from work and he was like this so we rushed him in.

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We all smelled like a giant reefer and fucking alcohol.

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Oh hell yeah.

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But you know what if I had that story it killed everybody but me.

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Then I would add like. Then I hit the bartender in the mouth and I told him that rock gut was on the fucking house.

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Wouldn't you add that?

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There you go.

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You'd have to at that point. You'd have to at that point.

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Yep.

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So anyhow.

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So you know you've been so drunk you'd have to be like I don't know Rocky 5 or 20 or whatever.

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Where Rocky's saying he's seeing threes of everybody and Paulie goes hit the one in the middle.

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That's what you had to have done.

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You'd be like man I want to hit this bartender and tell him his rock gut sucks and it's on the house but there's three of them.

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Wait a minute.

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Actually I've seen that advice in a few different movies.

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It's probably true if you think about it.

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The one in the middle is probably.

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Yeah in the movies somebody's getting up fighting and he's drunk and his buddy's standing there.

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Which one do I hit? I see three of them hit the one in the middle.

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The one in the middle.

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I don't know how many of them.

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Yeah so anyhow.

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Now that you mentioned it.

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Yeah and it was just like one of those things of like wow what a sage advice.

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Where Paulie just looks at it and he goes.

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And it works. It works.

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Oh yeah he's like yo Paulie I see three of them.

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Hit the one in the middle Rock. Hit the one in the middle.

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Oh okay.

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Anyhow alright let's take our first break and we're going to come back with your stuff.

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How's that sound?

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Alright alright.

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Alrighty. Be here or you're not here.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

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We offer you.

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First world problems.

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Oh shit.

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Look at that drive thru line.

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Surely they don't expect me to actually have to go in.

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This sucks.

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Hey there fuck stick.

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Oh my god I think we're safe.

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Oh no.

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It's the island of horrible jokes.

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Oh my god.

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What did the coach say to the vending machine?

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

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Two deuce lads in a microphone.

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Now from this underground bunker camped in Missouri.

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Stocked full of dried guts, canned food and a couple of vibrating toys.

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It's ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rad.

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I intend to live forever.

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So far, so good.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go.

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We are back to Deuce Bag's microphone.

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I'm Mark and we are on location and Rob is over there.

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Right Rob? Where are you?

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Rob is sitting in a freaking tent.

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He's in his loin cloth too.

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The one in the jigsaw puzzle.

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He's in that loin cloth.

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Actually yes I am.

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And I am in my official two Deuce Bags and a microphone t-shirt with my name on the back.

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And the woman that made them, my friend's daughter-in-law, is here.

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Cool.

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We might be able to start some merch dude.

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That would be cool.

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Man our numbers would probably support it.

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I almost imagine just by hearing our emails and stuff I think we would have some people buy some merch.

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Dude our emails are incredible.

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Some of the stories I'm like wow.

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Like I said shirts and stuff, I have the person right here.

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The questions and the stuff that they say, I know dick jokes right?

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We really have an intelligent audience from what I can tell.

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Yeah they know we are telling dick jokes but we are not 18, 20 no more.

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We can still lead it that way. We just don't go as deep as we used to.

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You see I find it refreshing that they don't care.

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They are just like yeah we want to hear dick jokes.

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I'm having fun with it too.

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Yeah you know there is too much other bullshit going on in the world.

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Yeah.

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Anyhow Rob you got a story you want to go to?

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Yes I do. I want to go into the rock and roll world.

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Awesome.

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Dave Davies, guitarist of the Kinks.

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Uh huh.

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Okay. His brother Ray Davies, lead singer, Dave Davies, lead guitarist,

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has hit back after spotting his rock and roll hall of fame trophy being put up for auction on eBay.

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Huh? How did that happen?

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It has got his rock and roll. The original four members of the Kinks, Dave, his brother Ray, bassist Pete Clough,

444
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and drummer Mick Avery were inducted into the hall of fame in 1990 reuniting the first time in many years.

445
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:30,000
However guitarist Dave noticed the award was up for auction for $12,500.

446
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Wow.

447
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:42,000
And took it at slash Twitter to share his feelings on seeing the listing saying the award had been listed without his consent.

448
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Good. Good I'm glad he caught it.

449
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:54,000
Quote, I quote, I lost track of my award years ago and didn't know where it was he wrote.

450
00:35:54,000 --> 00:36:06,000
If the person bought it at a storage unit it may have been around the time of my 2004 stroke when I was incapacitated in the UK.

451
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Davies suffered a stroke in 2004 on June 30th, staying in the hospital for two months.

452
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,000
The stroke forced him to relearn the guitar afterwards.

453
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Wow.

454
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:29,000
He went on to record a full album called Fractured Minds, M-I-N-D-E-Z, releasing it in 2007 going on to make a full recovery.

455
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Continuing on social media, Dave added, I'm grateful to have made a full record for my stroke, but it's a shame that I wasn't contacted.

456
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:47,000
I'm assuming this is what happened. The auction makes me very sad.

457
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Wow.

458
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Yeah, he thinks that while he was incapacitated.

459
00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:09,000
He lost a storage shed and that award was in that storage shed. Now, whoever bought it is now selling it on eBay.

460
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Wouldn't he have some sort of legal recourse? Maybe not.

461
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:22,000
Not if you lose your stuff in a storage shed.

462
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:29,000
If you owe a debt, you would have to pay off that debt to get that stuff back if they would allow you.

463
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Evidently, he wasn't able to because he got auctioned off.

464
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:40,000
That was, what, 2007? I think it was 2004.

465
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Oh, when they're inducted.

466
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Okay, so he's not getting it back unless he pays the price, right?

467
00:37:49,000 --> 00:38:00,000
Oh, well, okay. Yeah, they were inducted in 2004, but he also suffered a stroke in 2004.

468
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:05,000
I didn't realize that. I didn't even know he had a stroke, actually, which surprises me.

469
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:10,000
No, wait a second. They were inducted in 1990.

470
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Okay, okay. I thought I was crazy. I thought I was crazy. I knew it was quite a while before 2004. Okay, he had a stroke in 2004.

471
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:25,000
He had a stroke and he thinks he lost it in a storage in 2004.

472
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:30,000
That sounds very likely. I mean, if he's incapacitated, he couldn't pay the bills.

473
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:36,000
That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I've dealt with storage units. I know.

474
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's the way it is. If you don't pay, they take your shit.

475
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,000
And they tell you that, and you sign that.

476
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
Doesn't matter who you are.

477
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Yeah, and you sign that whenever you go there for them to hold your stuff.

478
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:55,000
So, all right. Do you want to get to some emails, Rob?

479
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Yes, please do. I want to hear what our listeners have to say. I think.

480
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:05,000
There's good ones. We did not get one. There's some. I'm a little leery of.

481
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:10,000
All right, let's go. Well, Montrose didn't report this week, so I don't know what's going on. So anyhow.

482
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Is there a pit of status? I think so.

483
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
They're probably having a town hall meeting over us.

484
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Probably. I think Ruthann. There are Ruthann in us right now. So.

485
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:26,000
All right. Marco Robb. Why don't you ever put up the show that was posted?

486
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Topics. I love to read what's in the show beforehand. Barry and Tulsa.

487
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,000
OK, that's the reason I have the transcript up there.

488
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:44,000
I put something goofy because, quite frankly, I don't have enough time to put up like 30 subjects.

489
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:49,000
All this is contingent on the time I have, which I don't have a whole lot of time.

490
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:55,000
So I put something like Robb acts like a monkey and spills porridge on Mark's asshole. You know, just stuff like that.

491
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Hey, it catches your attention. Yeah.

492
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:05,000
So to be honest, he used to do that. I did. Yeah. And it took too damn long. So yeah.

493
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:11,000
I understood it. We both agree. Hey, let's just throw something out that catches our attention.

494
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Yeah, because. Robb shorts a line of ants or whatever. Yeah.

495
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Or whatever. Yeah. So that's why you have the. That catches your attention.

496
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:24,000
If you want to read what it is before you listen to it, you can read the transcript on RSS.com.

497
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:29,000
You got to go to RSS. If you're on Spotify, tune in any of those guys. They're not going to have it.

498
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:35,000
But you can get a transcript of the show on RSS.com.

499
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:41,000
And you just put in two douchebags microphone, it'll take you to our area.

500
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:48,000
And then you can go there and hit the transcript button on any show that you want to see what we say.

501
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:54,000
So that's why it's like that. So anyhow, go to RSS. You can read it ahead of time.

502
00:40:54,000 --> 00:41:03,000
But I mean, what you just want to listen, you know, I mean, I don't I don't necessarily read a podcast that I like's transcript.

503
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:09,000
I don't have time to sit and read it and then listen to it.

504
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,000
No, just throw it on. If I want to hear it, I'll listen to it.

505
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000
If I don't want to turn it off. Exactly.

506
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Thank you, Rob. That's our right as humans with opposing.

507
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:27,000
You're on fire tonight, Rob. Not only are you stiff tonight, but you're on fire.

508
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:39,000
No, dude, like we were down the river earlier and I just I grab my chair, put it in the river and I sat down in it.

509
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,000
You know, they come up around my midsection.

510
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Did you lose your loin cloth? My legs float up and it was like I was in a recliner.

511
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,000
I just laid there. Oh, I'm so comfortable.

512
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:55,000
You didn't lose your loin cloth, did you, in the sparkling water?

513
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,000
No, no, it actually dried up quick. Oh, good. Good.

514
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Dried up pretty quick. Yeah. OK, that's good.

515
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,000
Next one. Hey, man, there really is a tightwad Missouri.

516
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,000
I just strove through it. I thought you guys were full of shit.

517
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Benny in Idaho. What the hell is he doing driving through tightwad?

518
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Uh, well, maybe he's a trucker. I don't know.

519
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Could be, but still, you know, if he could be traveling Kansas City, Lake of the Ozarks.

520
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Oh, yeah. You know what? Yeah, that's true.

521
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:39,000
That when I leave the Lake of the Ozarks to go to South Kansas City, which is where I would go,

522
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:44,000
down around Belton, Harrisville, U, wherever, Brand New, wherever. Yep.

523
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:55,000
I would come up through Warsaw, go through Warsaw, turn off at Warsaw, go through tightwad over into Clinton and up to Harrisville.

524
00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:02,000
OK. OK. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There is a tightwad Missouri and there is a Montrose Missouri.

525
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Yes, there is. Both of them. I've made fun of it since I was a kid driving through there.

526
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Yeah, it was a big gag for a long time. People would go there to the bank there, I think it was a bank, wasn't it?

527
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:19,000
And they would get something with the stamp tightwad Missouri just so that, you know, just you could show it.

528
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Yeah, I think it was a bank. Just to show proof. Yeah. Yeah.

529
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:30,000
And it was just a big gimmick. People loved it. Hey, hey, you know where I'm at? No, tightwad. You know, stuff like that.

530
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:39,000
So, you know, the employees loved it, too, because it was bringing their town attention. That's right. Yeah.

531
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Yep. There is a tightwad. I'm glad you got to go through it. All right. Mark, you are so correct.

532
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,000
I didn't see much, did you? Oh, sorry. No, that's OK. Two houses. Sorry, tightwad.

533
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Oh, yeah. There are only friends right now on cities. Yeah. Yeah. Tightwad, he was just joking. We're sorry.

534
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,000
All right. Some of them, yeah, some of them talk to me. They know.

535
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:10,000
We like small towns, so we embrace you, tightwad. Yes. Next one.

536
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Mark, you're so correct on the phone industry, making it so complicated to keep your number while switching services.

537
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:20,000
I just went through a horrible week trying to keep my number.

538
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:26,000
I eventually did keep it, but it took way too long and too much bullshit. Just backing you up.

539
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Holly and KCK. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, fellow Kansas City and on the other side of the river.

540
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Welcome and thank you for listening, Holly. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah.

541
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:48,000
I would agree. And I said everything and I wanted to. And it sounds like you went through the same hell.

542
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,000
So anyhow, yeah, they do that. I'm convinced they do that on purpose.

543
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:57,000
You've got to go through all this shit. And then a lot of people are like, I'm just going to stay with my service.

544
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:02,000
I don't want to have to deal with all that. And I think it works.

545
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:08,000
So the next one, Rob, how long have you lived in Camden?

546
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:13,000
I was just curious, Frank, and he doesn't say where he's from.

547
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:25,000
OK, well, I moved to actually Link Creek, which is just outside between Camden and Osage Beach.

548
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:29,000
They're the one that had the Tesla, right?

549
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Right. Yeah. Yeah. They got a little water park there.

550
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:46,000
You know, in 2003. So I've been down around here for 21 years.

551
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Wow. I didn't realize it was that long.

552
00:45:50,000 --> 00:46:00,000
But I've actually lived in the city limits of Camden for about seven.

553
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:05,000
OK, so for that, you lived in the area, but not necessarily in Camden.

554
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were out in the county outside Link Creek, big surf water park.

555
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:18,000
OK. In between Camden and Osage Beach.

556
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000
We actually turned it's called Y Road.

557
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:30,000
And you come around, you get off the 54 Highway, come around and it goes back.

558
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Back into a bunch of housing conditions.

559
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
I need to make my way back.

560
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,000
I've lived there most of the time. I've been around a white tier.

561
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,000
That was in 2003, so 21 years.

562
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Although I did take a two year stint, went to campus, but I'd come back.

563
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:58,000
And that was in 2016. I came back.

564
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:02,000
OK. I left from 2014, come back in 2016.

565
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Well, there you go, Frank.

566
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,000
This next one, I love this question.

567
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,000
If you ever get down here, look me up.

568
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,000
There you go. All righty.

569
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,000
I know mine went on this and then you can tell your one.

570
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Hey guys, which song is the best?

571
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,000
Deep Purple Highway Star or Deep Purple Perfect Strangers?

572
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Thanks. Many in El Dorado, Kansas.

573
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Perfect Strangers for me.

574
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
I know El Dorado too.

575
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000
OK. That's down there near Wichita.

576
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Yeah.

577
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:41,000
OK. Perfect Strangers.

578
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:45,000
No, it's down by the radio.

579
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Oh, it is?

580
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Yeah.

581
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Oh no, not Missouri. Not Missouri, Kansas.

582
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000
El Dorado, Kansas.

583
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Oh, Kansas.

584
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Not El Dorado Springs. Not El Dorado Springs.

585
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Yeah, I see. I was saying El Dorado Springs.

586
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,000
It's just, yeah, on 54 outside Nevada.

587
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,000
No, it says El Dorado, Kansas.

588
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,000
OK. I missed the Kansas part.

589
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
You have to remember.

590
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000
You're on a Bluetooth.

591
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
That's in the next grade.

592
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Yeah, I get it. I get it.

593
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Perfect Strangers for me.

594
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Highway Star versus Perfect Strangers.

595
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Strangers, 2D Purple, iconic songs.

596
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Honestly?

597
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Yeah.

598
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000
I think I have to go with Highway Star.

599
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
That's cool.

600
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000
I love Perfect Strangers.

601
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:40,000
And it was a perfect song for the time it came out in.

602
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Yeah.

603
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:47,000
But Highway Star kind of rolled over the top before.

604
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,000
You know what I mean?

605
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000
Yeah.

606
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,000
That's why I've got to give Highway Star the bump up.

607
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000
OK.

608
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,000
They did, you know.

609
00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:00,000
And Perfect Strangers to me is just a notch, just barely a smidge above it.

610
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
And that's just my own personal.

611
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
I know, I bet you if you did this poll,

612
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:11,000
300 people, 290 of them would say Highway Star.

613
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:14,000
No, actually I think most of them would go with Perfect Strangers.

614
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,000
You think?

615
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:20,000
Because it came out last and more of them would remember that song.

616
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
Highway Star came out after what?

617
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000
Seventy what?

618
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,000
Oh shit, 73 I believe?

619
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000
Seventy three.

620
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Yeah, you're right.

621
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
That's what I'm saying.

622
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:35,000
What they did in Highway Star was before the time,

623
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,000
or as the shit was just getting good.

624
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000
You're right, you're right.

625
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:46,000
But Perfect Strangers kind of stayed on track with what was being played at the time.

626
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,000
That's why I'm giving it to Highway Star.

627
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000
You know what, Rob, I think you're right on that.

628
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,000
You have your opinion.

629
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,000
OK.

630
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000
All right, next.

631
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Mark, you mentioned that you went to see Wasp in Tulsa.

632
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
And I'm going to see that.

633
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,000
And then you're going to see them in Wichita.

634
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:09,000
I've seen recent videos of Blackie Lawless and the rest of the band, whoever they are.

635
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,000
And quite frankly, they were very boring.

636
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Your reply, please.

637
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Yes, I know this.

638
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:22,000
The Wasp concert in Tulsa was not very exciting.

639
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:26,000
I'm doing this because I just want to see him one last time.

640
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Probably never going to see him again.

641
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
You know, he just had major back surgery.

642
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:37,000
And that's if, if he makes it to this show, if it's canceled again because his back is still bad,

643
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
then you're probably he's going to be like Ozzy.

644
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000
You're never going to see him on stage again.

645
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:45,000
So so it's nostalgia.

646
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,000
He was not very exciting in Tulsa.

647
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
But I love the show.

648
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
And I think even stated this, didn't I?

649
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:55,000
I said, I love the show because the nostalgia.

650
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:05,000
You know, they had a bunch of old videos of them and like all this stuff, the PMRC stuff where it exposed Tipper Gore and all those idiots.

651
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Frank Zappa tore them up and they played Frank Zappa just depends on the PMRC and them sitting over there with their mouths open, gawking like the dogs they were.

652
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,000
So anyhow, yeah, I know, I know.

653
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:20,000
I'm hoping he's a little bit better.

654
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:25,000
I hope his back is healed and he can actually do a little something.

655
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,000
But I don't know, you know, he used to wear those stiletto heels and jump all the time.

656
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,000
Pretty sure it fucked his back up, right?

657
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Oh, dude, dude. Oh, yeah, definitely.

658
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,000
I mean, on stage, it was insane.

659
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,000
He wore those stiletto heels and he just.

660
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Jumping around like he did. Yeah.

661
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Yeah. And he looked like just like this bohemoth.

662
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000
He's like six five anyhow.

663
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:59,000
And then you add another six inches that he's like this seven foot tall lurking guy with long hair, with long black hair, with white stripes to one on each side.

664
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000
I mean, it's just iconic.

665
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,000
So anyhow, yeah, I know this.

666
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Yes. Yeah.

667
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,000
And do I expect this concert to be all that great?

668
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Probably not.

669
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,000
No Chris Holmes.

670
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000
No Randy Piper.

671
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
No Johnny Rod.

672
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,000
No.

673
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,000
Who else?

674
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Which Stephen Reilly?

675
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,000
None of those guys are in it anymore.

676
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,000
And it's just basically Blackie Lawless.

677
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,000
But he started the band.

678
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000
He owns the name.

679
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,000
So, yeah, these other guys, I don't give one ounce of shit about.

680
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000
They're not that exciting.

681
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000
They're rather boring.

682
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:41,000
They've probably been told to tone it down anyhow, because that's why bands like that that are like pretty much a one person anymore.

683
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,000
That's the way they work.

684
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:45,000
You don't still get thunder because I got some.

685
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000
I got something when you're done.

686
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,000
I have something to add to that.

687
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,000
Oh, go ahead.

688
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Go ahead right now.

689
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,000
Go ahead.

690
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Keep going.

691
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Keep going.

692
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,000
OK.

693
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,000
I was just going to say Blackie is now a born again Christian.

694
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
That's another thing, too.

695
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000
We talked about that.

696
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
He did not want.

697
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,000
He didn't want to play an animal.

698
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
The horses are starting to go off.

699
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,000
I don't know if you heard it.

700
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,000
I didn't hear it.

701
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000
Good.

702
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,000
OK.

703
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000
If we keep going, let's keep going.

704
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Let's keep going.

705
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,000
OK.

706
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:21,000
I have both ear pods in and are supposed to be noise reduction.

707
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,000
So we'll see.

708
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:26,000
Blackie Wallace was very conflicted about playing animal.

709
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:30,000
I fuck like a beast because he's a born again Christian.

710
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:35,000
He decided to do it because overwhelmingly everybody wanted to hear it.

711
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000
And this is nostalgia tours for America.

712
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000
He is normally overseas.

713
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,000
Overseas, he sells out arenas.

714
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Here, you know, he'll get a decent showing at a Tulsa or Wichita.

715
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:52,000
You know, that's just the logistics of it and everything.

716
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,000
You know, he plays overseas because that's where he makes the real money.

717
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,000
This is just him, I think, just saying, hey, guys, I remember you.

718
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Thank you. Love you.

719
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,000
Goodbye.

720
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000
He's probably never going to be back.

721
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:11,000
So anyhow, if he's still playing by the time Wichita comes around, one, no, I don't expect a very dynamic performance.

722
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:15,000
And two, it's cool just to hear the songs live again.

723
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,000
He still sounds good.

724
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:23,000
So anyhow, just like you said, it's all about the nostalgia.

725
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,000
Yes. Yes.

726
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000
It is a band.

727
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:31,000
Mark, I've known you for 40 years.

728
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Yes. Coming up.

729
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,000
And yeah, you have always been in the wasp.

730
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000
You always had that.

731
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,000
Yep.

732
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:42,000
So anyhow, it's nostalgia.

733
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,000
And anyhow.

734
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000
All right.

735
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Next, Douches, what is your favorite Captain and Daniel song?

736
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:52,000
And what is your favorite Bay City roller song?

737
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,000
Muscat Love.

738
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Yeah, me too.

739
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000
But hang on.

740
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000
Listen to the.

741
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,000
Muscat Love.

742
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Seriously.

743
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Seriously.

744
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Muscat Love.

745
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,000
I agree.

746
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000
And then.

747
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000
They put the shift of size.

748
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:04,000
They make that sound.

749
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,000
Yeah.

750
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,000
It was pretty cool.

751
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:09,000
Did they sing.

752
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,000
That weird.

753
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000
Yeah.

754
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,000
Did they sing locomotion too?

755
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,000
No.

756
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,000
OK.

757
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,000
All right.

758
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Captain and Tennille did not do locomotion.

759
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,000
No, no, no.

760
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,000
Bay City rollers.

761
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Oh.

762
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,000
Muscat Love.

763
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Definitely.

764
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,000
Definitely.

765
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,000
For Captain and Tennille.

766
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000
I thought Bay City rollers did locomotion.

767
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Maybe not.

768
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000
No.

769
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:40,000
Oh, it was signed You Know Who from Hooterville.

770
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:43,000
I still got to go with Muscat Love.

771
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Muscat Love.

772
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,000
Yeah.

773
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,000
For Captain and Tennille.

774
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000
Yes.

775
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,000
Yeah.

776
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000
But the Bay City rollers, I thought they did.

777
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,000
I guess not.

778
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000
I thought they did locomotion.

779
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,000
But let me see.

780
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:58,000
Let me see how good my Google is right now.

781
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,000
OK.

782
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Who?

783
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:04,000
I know Darryl Hall and John Oates did one.

784
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,000
Yep.

785
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,000
What?

786
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,000
Who?

787
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:14,000
The guy's name is Who Knows Who or her name.

788
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,000
Darryl.

789
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,000
Little Eva.

790
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Eva Narcissus Boyd was the first artist to record the song, the locomotion, in 1962.

791
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,000
OK.

792
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:40,000
The song was written by Gary Golfin and Carol King, who also sang backup vocals on the demo.

793
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:47,000
Boyd was King and Golfin's babysitter and had previously had some success with other

794
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:52,000
songs, but the locomotion was her big street, big break.

795
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000
OK.

796
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:56,000
That's according to Google.

797
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Oh, OK.

798
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
OK.

799
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000
Here.

800
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000
I think it's a little bit different than that.

801
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:06,000
I just looked up Bay City rollers and I got a song that I think is their best because I

802
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,000
didn't know what to say.

803
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Do you?

804
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:11,000
Do you remember anything from the Bay City rollers?

805
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000
I don't.

806
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,000
I remember them, but I don't remember their songs.

807
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,000
Yeah.

808
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,000
I used to watch the show.

809
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,000
I used to watch the show on TV.

810
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Me, too.

811
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:19,000
I was that young.

812
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000
I wasn't cool yet.

813
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,000
I was still young.

814
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,000
Shake, shake, shake.

815
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
It's not.

816
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Shake, shake, shake.

817
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,000
It's not.

818
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,000
It's not.

819
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,000
Shake, shake, shake.

820
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,000
It's not.

821
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,000
Shake, shake, shake.

822
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,000
Was that the Bay City rollers?

823
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,000
It's not on here.

824
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,000
Saturday night.

825
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Saturday night.

826
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,000
That's the that's the song I remember.

827
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,000
Who was it?

828
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:46,000
That was the Bay City rollers.

829
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,000
Hang on.

830
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Let me look.

831
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
We've got the good old Googles right here.

832
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:51,000
So let me check.

833
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Yeah.

834
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,000
I guess I'll just put in shake.

835
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,000
Shake her booty.

836
00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Shake.

837
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,000
No, not Shake Shack.

838
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:04,000
No, you'll come up with Shaken by Eddie Mike.

839
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Casey and the Sunshine Band.

840
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000
Oh, OK.

841
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:08,000
Yep.

842
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,000
There you go.

843
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,000
OK.

844
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,000
OK.

845
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,000
I'm going with Saturday night.

846
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,000
Well, they both had.

847
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,000
They might have covered that.

848
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
But it wasn't their hit.

849
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,000
They both had TV shows at that time.

850
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,000
OK.

851
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,000
You know what?

852
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,000
The Bay City rollers could have covered that song.

853
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:26,000
Yes, I don't know.

854
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
I don't remember.

855
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,000
I just remember them.

856
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:30,000
I don't remember their hits.

857
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:35,000
But I do remember looking at their discography that I remembered Saturday night.

858
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,000
And that's the song that I'm going through.

859
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Yeah.

860
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,000
Yeah.

861
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,000
You too.

862
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Yeah.

863
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,000
Yeah.

864
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,000
Now that you mention that.

865
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Yeah, that would be.

866
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,000
Yeah.

867
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,000
You know who from Hooterville?

868
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,000
I was taken on by them.

869
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,000
The guy's name or the chick's name that I know who it is.

870
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:55,000
Anyhow, you know who from Hooterville is the way this was signed, this question?

871
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,000
You know who?

872
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,000
You threw us for a loop on that one.

873
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,000
You threw us for the loop on that one.

874
00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,000
That was good.

875
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000
That was a great question.

876
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000
Anyhow.

877
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,000
Yeah.

878
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,000
Hey, I'm camping.

879
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Musgrat Love, man.

880
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,000
I'm in.

881
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,000
Musgrat Love, you just put it on the screen.

882
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,000
I'm in.

883
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,000
Musgrat Love, you just put it on the screen.

884
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,000
I'm in.

885
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:10,000
I'm in.

886
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:11,000
I'm in.

887
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,000
I'm in.

888
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,000
I'm in.

889
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:14,000
I'm in.

890
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,000
I'm in.

891
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,000
I'm in.

892
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Musgrat Love, you just picked out a thin air there, dude.

893
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,000
Oh, definitely.

894
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,000
That was great.

895
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,000
Yeah, but it was a great song.

896
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,000
Oh, it's gotta be.

897
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,000
I mean, I listened to that so many times with my mom.

898
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Yeah, that was a...

899
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,000
She was a big captain.

900
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,000
I told you, she used to live from the WHB.

901
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,000
Yeah, Johnny Dolan.

902
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,000
Let's see, who else?

903
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,000
Yeah.

904
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Yeah, yeah.

905
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000
Yeah, WHB Car Star.

906
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,000
Remember those?

907
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Yeah.

908
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:40,000
Yeah, beyond the back of a car, it's a WHB.

909
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:45,800
And then I remember one summer, I started seeing this yellow and black emblem with a

910
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:46,800
hippo on it.

911
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,960
I'm like, wow, what the hell is that?

912
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:50,960
What's this FM?

913
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:55,280
Please do not tell me you're going into what I think you're going into.

914
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:56,280
I don't know.

915
00:59:56,280 --> 01:00:00,000
I'm just kind of like coming off the top of my head with this.

916
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000
Okay.

917
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,000
Okay.

918
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:03,000
Okay.

919
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,000
Okay.

920
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,000
Go ahead.

921
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:09,680
KY came by, an FM, and strong personalities and strong morning shows like Dick and Jay,

922
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:13,440
that's what they started with.

923
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:18,360
And they took all of WHB's listeners pretty much in one summer.

924
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:20,360
Is that what you thought I was going into?

925
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,960
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

926
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:26,320
I have a story, my next story.

927
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,320
My next turn to talk.

928
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:29,320
Oh, okay.

929
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:30,320
Okay.

930
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,520
We just got two more.

931
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:37,680
Mark, I tried some of your yard food on your apocalypse segment.

932
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,000
It all tasted like shit.

933
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,000
Paul and Greenville.

934
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,480
You're stupid for trying it.

935
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:43,480
Why would you?

936
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,120
There's no apocalypse.

937
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:49,240
This is if you don't have any other food and you want to stay alive, idiot.

938
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:53,120
No one else went out in their yard and picked fucking greens.

939
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:54,840
So anyhow, and then one more.

940
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:55,840
Okay.

941
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:56,840
No, no, no.

942
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:59,840
He's just telling you what you could survive on.

943
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:04,840
He didn't say it was going to taste like fucking filet mignon.

944
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:05,840
Yes.

945
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:11,240
If you survive on it in an apocalypse, that's all you will worry about it.

946
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,240
Yes.

947
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:15,440
And you'll thank me if the bomb goes off tomorrow when you're alive.

948
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,440
So.

949
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,920
I'm going to be right here in a fucking tent.

950
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:22,040
I'm going to enjoy going out.

951
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,040
Yeah, yeah.

952
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:24,040
Rob will be all right.

953
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,040
He's in BFE.

954
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:26,800
Nothing's getting near him.

955
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:27,800
So.

956
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:35,360
I've got a featured email here and then we'll go into your story after the break.

957
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:36,360
That sound good?

958
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,960
Yeah, sounds good.

959
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:38,960
Okay.

960
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:40,120
The featured email is Mark.

961
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,640
I lived in Kimberley City for years.

962
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:46,720
I had been to the Swiss Villa amphitheater numerous times.

963
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:50,680
They had a barrier up there and it was just three feet tall so people could watch the

964
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,440
show without obstruction.

965
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:53,440
Penny and Branson.

966
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:55,280
Yeah, yeah, I know.

967
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:59,580
But I think what happened is by the time I got there and saw it, they'd already tore

968
01:01:59,580 --> 01:02:02,640
the damn barrier down and was jumping off.

969
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:08,040
I mean, I guess there could have been a three foot barrier back a little ways, but I didn't

970
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:09,040
see it.

971
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:12,840
I think probably they trampled it or just tore it up and started jumping off of the

972
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:13,840
cliff.

973
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:14,840
So yeah, Penny.

974
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:15,840
Okay.

975
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:16,840
I believe you.

976
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:17,840
I'd never been up there.

977
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:18,840
So.

978
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:19,840
Okay.

979
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:20,840
There is a barrier, a three foot barrier.

980
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:25,280
It didn't stop them, did it Rob?

981
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,400
And not when there's alcohol involved.

982
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:34,680
And by the way, Penny, I moved to Lake of the Ozarks in 03 from Reed Springs.

983
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:36,520
Oh, that's near Branson.

984
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,520
That's over off 13 Highway.

985
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:39,520
Yeah.

986
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:42,520
Branson West, Kimberley City.

987
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:43,520
Yeah.

988
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:48,000
I lived down there for about a year, year and a half.

989
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,360
That's where my ex-wife got her singing career started.

990
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:55,600
I was singing for Jim Baker's new TV show.

991
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,120
We've got a kickass zip line in Reed Springs now.

992
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:03,520
And when they used to have, yeah, they used to have the worst, the worst strip bar there

993
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:04,520
named Spanky's.

994
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:06,520
Have you ever been there Rob?

995
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:07,520
Yeah.

996
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:09,520
I have never been there.

997
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:15,440
I was told from the get go, do not go in there.

998
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:21,240
Well, man, a friend of mine, I'm not going to mention the name of the guy because he

999
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:22,640
is no longer with us.

1000
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:23,640
Oh my God.

1001
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:29,920
Well, I unfortunately along the way met a couple of them.

1002
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:38,600
They had one in there with a peg leg, not joking, and bad botched boob jobs and a cesarean

1003
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,960
scar, two of them that looked like you shot them.

1004
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:44,440
It looked like they got shot with a shotgun.

1005
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,280
That's what I was told.

1006
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:47,280
Oh my gosh.

1007
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:48,280
No, no, no, no.

1008
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:54,480
And me and the other person who I'm not mentioning, God rest their soul, only could take about

1009
01:03:54,480 --> 01:04:00,520
15 minutes of it and we left.

1010
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:02,920
It was an eye opener.

1011
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:04,720
I'd heard you don't go there.

1012
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:11,640
I thought, how bad can it be having a, having a chick that looks like skeleton.

1013
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:12,640
I never counted.

1014
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:16,840
Plus I was married to some, say it for Jim Baker.

1015
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,480
Yeah, that's true.

1016
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:19,480
Well, okay.

1017
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:24,360
But I was painting houses and DJing at a bar.

1018
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:28,440
Oh, that sounds like a good life to me.

1019
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:33,120
But anyhow, you ever have like a skeletor looking chick with one leg slithering up on

1020
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:34,120
you?

1021
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,520
Oh, smell, it smelled horrible.

1022
01:04:36,520 --> 01:04:39,440
And you're like, Hey, did you hear that?

1023
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:40,440
Did you hear that?

1024
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:41,680
Yeah, I heard that.

1025
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:42,840
It wasn't real loud though.

1026
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:45,480
It's not really transferring over.

1027
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:48,680
So let's do as much as we can here.

1028
01:04:48,680 --> 01:04:49,680
Okay.

1029
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:50,680
All right.

1030
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:53,480
Let's take our next break and come back with your KY story or something like that.

1031
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:54,480
Right?

1032
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:55,480
Yeah.

1033
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:56,480
Yeah.

1034
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:57,480
It's about KY 102.

1035
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:58,480
Okay.

1036
01:04:58,480 --> 01:04:59,480
We'll be right back.

1037
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,480
I smell bacon.

1038
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:03,480
No way.

1039
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:11,000
It's just Mark's sweating.

1040
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:14,000
Next up, things overhead in hell.

1041
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:23,000
Joe Buck and Troy Aitman are doing all televised and radio games of the NFL this year.

1042
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Oh shit.

1043
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,000
What's that over there?

1044
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,000
Oh no.

1045
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,000
It's silent and horrible jokes.

1046
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,000
It's silent and horrible jokes.

1047
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:29,000
They shiptied red paint and they shiptied blue paint.

1048
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,000
They were all moored.

1049
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:57,680
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

1050
01:05:57,680 --> 01:06:00,560
It's strange insults from an alien.

1051
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:01,560
Real hilarity.

1052
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:08,040
May, your five year old neighbor have all their violin lessons during all of your hangovers.

1053
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:11,200
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

1054
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:20,120
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

1055
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:23,560
Hi all.

1056
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:24,560
This is Chicago.

1057
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:32,520
I am the most dangerous city in North America.

1058
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:33,520
You can't touch me.

1059
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:34,520
Oh yeah?

1060
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:35,520
This is Kansas City here.

1061
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:37,520
Hold my beard bitch.

1062
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:41,840
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember

1063
01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:44,760
to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

1064
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:45,760
It really hurts.

1065
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:48,760
Who can afford plastic surgery?

1066
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:57,400
Stay safe everyone.

1067
01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:00,360
We are two douchebags in microphone.

1068
01:07:00,360 --> 01:07:04,440
As charming as a leaky sewer pipe.

1069
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:11,560
And now deep thoughts with Marv.

1070
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:12,560
Let's see.

1071
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:16,920
If I identify as a dog and I start wandering around the block without a collar on, could

1072
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:21,360
animal control come by and pick me up?

1073
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:38,960
I may never know.

1074
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:42,880
Two douchebags in microphone, I'm Mark.

1075
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:43,880
And I am Rob.

1076
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:47,120
Rob where are you?

1077
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,120
BFE.

1078
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:49,120
Okay.

1079
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:52,680
No actually I'm in an undisclosed location.

1080
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:58,760
I came with a friend camping and I am in a tent right now.

1081
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,800
And we're about to have a bunch of mortar fire work.

1082
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,840
In a two douchebags in microphone shirt and a loin cloth.

1083
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:05,840
Yes I am.

1084
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:12,240
Yes I am in the shirt and the loin cloth.

1085
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:18,240
But I have to, I was forced to promise to change back into my shorts before I leave

1086
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:19,240
the tent.

1087
01:08:19,240 --> 01:08:20,240
Fair enough.

1088
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:21,240
Fair enough.

1089
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:22,240
No, don't trust me.

1090
01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:28,400
They're crazy but they're trying to tame it down this year.

1091
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:31,640
From what I hear I missed a crazy year last year.

1092
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:32,640
Okay.

1093
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:34,640
Alright Rob you got a KY story.

1094
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:37,440
I'm kind of anxious to hear this.

1095
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:42,720
I'm surprised it did not come out of your mouth or have you not heard about it.

1096
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:45,960
Because this came out three days ago dude.

1097
01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:48,960
Does it have to do with the reunion?

1098
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:49,960
Yes.

1099
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:51,800
Okay yeah I think I did.

1100
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:55,520
Go ahead, go ahead.

1101
01:08:55,520 --> 01:09:03,920
Radio station KYYS known as KY102 was the mainstay of the FM radio dial for more than

1102
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:07,840
20 years in the 1970s, 80s and 1990s.

1103
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:11,880
And this is a station me and Mark are talking about all the time.

1104
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:12,880
We cut our teeth on this.

1105
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:18,400
It's a station we grew up, yeah everybody knows this.

1106
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:24,860
Later this month the personalities that helped turn the station into an album rock powerhouse

1107
01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:30,960
are gathering together one last time for a 50th reunion.

1108
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:34,440
Wow.

1109
01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:38,200
I already feel old but now I feel older.

1110
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:39,680
No actually I feel good.

1111
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:40,680
Go ahead.

1112
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,000
Oh fuck yeah trust me.

1113
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,000
I feel good.

1114
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,280
Go ahead.

1115
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:46,720
I slept on Aramatherson at 10 last year.

1116
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:47,720
I feel old.

1117
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:52,720
And woke up at 545 before everybody else.

1118
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:53,720
Yeah I understand right.

1119
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:54,720
You know what?

1120
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:58,000
I'll go ahead and let me finish this and I'll get into it.

1121
01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,000
Okay sounds good.

1122
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:07,440
So, parties like Max Boyd, Dick Wilson, Stan Andrews, Spike Canty, Skid Rody and others

1123
01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:15,760
are scheduled to attend the 50th anniversary on Friday June 28th at Knucklehead Saloon

1124
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:20,960
in the Northeast Industrial District.

1125
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,600
Knuckleheads was Kansas City's first amusement park.

1126
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:24,600
Did you know that?

1127
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:25,600
Yes I did.

1128
01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:26,600
Okay.

1129
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:27,600
Anyhow go ahead.

1130
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:34,600
The station broadcast and the album rock format from July.

1131
01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:41,120
Oh no it just goes into the history.

1132
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:42,120
Okay.

1133
01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:43,120
Yeah.

1134
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:44,120
June 28th.

1135
01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:51,680
Next Friday, this coming Friday, June 28th, they're all going to be at Knucklehead Saloon

1136
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:57,760
which I have a Knucklehead's Thule in my hand right now thanks to Good Friends.

1137
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:58,760
Awesome.

1138
01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:01,760
A mine up in the city.

1139
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:04,760
So yeah I definitely want to go to Knucklehead.

1140
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:07,200
But yeah I would love you to go to that.

1141
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,200
I'm thinking I'm going to.

1142
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:09,200
I'm going to go to that.

1143
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:14,120
I might attend but man there's going to be a lot of people there and I'm not sure if

1144
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:15,120
everyone's going to get in.

1145
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:16,920
Yeah I thought it was just going through my mind.

1146
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:23,240
There's going to be a lot of people turned away I'm predicting.

1147
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,720
You ain't going to be able to get in.

1148
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:25,720
Yeah so hmm.

1149
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:26,720
Oh well.

1150
01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:29,240
But it's nice to know they're going to do a bit.

1151
01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:31,600
I hope they put it on air somewhere.

1152
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:33,320
Possibly the Fox?

1153
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:35,720
Well the Fox did all that stuff with Slacker.

1154
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:36,720
All right.

1155
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:37,720
It might be online.

1156
01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:44,680
You know the Fox impressed me because they let Slacker play the old KY.

1157
01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:48,840
Well him and Max play the old KY IDs.

1158
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:50,200
Which was fantastic.

1159
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:51,440
I couldn't believe they let him do it.

1160
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:53,520
I didn't think they would.

1161
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:57,160
And that's where my proudest one here.

1162
01:11:57,160 --> 01:12:01,160
My proudest bit is actually really nostalgic.

1163
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:08,080
And it's like it has the electronic the robot voice two douchebags and microphone.

1164
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:10,380
And then I go we talk Kansas City.

1165
01:12:10,380 --> 01:12:15,440
That came from something that sounded a lot like that from KY 102 and their big emblem

1166
01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:17,360
was KY 102.

1167
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:19,960
We rock Kansas City.

1168
01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:25,120
So it's a take on that and it's a salute to them.

1169
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:28,560
So anyhow Rob you had another story or something?

1170
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:33,680
Let's see which one do I want to do.

1171
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:36,960
How about this.

1172
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:44,560
We were talking about artists getting old.

1173
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:50,240
Willard Nelson's team has provided an update on the musician after his latest live performance

1174
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:51,240
was abruptly canceled.

1175
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:52,240
I hear the dog.

1176
01:12:52,240 --> 01:13:02,440
The Outlaw Musical Festival stopped in Alpharetta, Georgia on Friday June 21st.

1177
01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:08,920
The message shared to Nelson's social media accounts revealed that the country crooner

1178
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:12,040
would not be taking the stage for health reasons.

1179
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:18,280
We were directed to inform you that Willie Nelson is not feeling well and per doctor's

1180
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:22,240
orders has been advised to rest for the next four days.

1181
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:26,120
The statement shared on Instagram and X on my Twitter.

1182
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:29,880
I'm just going to start saying X.

1183
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:33,120
I know Elon Musk I thought he was an idiot for doing that.

1184
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:34,600
No I get it now.

1185
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:38,920
You talk about Twitter twice as long as you used to.

1186
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:39,920
So anyway.

1187
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:49,240
According to his team Nelson 91 is expected to make a quick recovery and join the Outlaw

1188
01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:52,720
Music Festival tour next week.

1189
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:53,720
Cool.

1190
01:13:53,720 --> 01:14:00,280
I guess this was just something brief.

1191
01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:03,000
Yeah see he was just down here at Lake of the Ozarks.

1192
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,880
Yeah that's what you're saying.

1193
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,200
He would be a treat to watch I'm sure.

1194
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:12,520
Well everybody said he's getting in a chair now.

1195
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:14,600
That's all he could do.

1196
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:17,160
You know what that's all he has to do.

1197
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:18,160
It's just like the Walsh show.

1198
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:21,160
Yeah his voice does it all.

1199
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:23,560
His voice and his guitar.

1200
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:28,400
Yeah I'm not expecting a whole lot from these elders that are playing music.

1201
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:32,760
I just want to see them one last time and I think you're at that page too right?

1202
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:35,360
Oh yeah one last time.

1203
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:40,680
That's why actually I think tomorrow is going to be the day I'm going to buy the Molly

1204
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:41,680
Hatchet tickets.

1205
01:14:41,680 --> 01:14:42,680
Oh Molly fucking Hatchet.

1206
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:43,680
It's my last time.

1207
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:44,680
Molly fucking Hatchet.

1208
01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:51,680
Last time probably ever I will ever get to see them.

1209
01:14:51,680 --> 01:14:58,120
And they're going to be right outside my back door.

1210
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:03,560
Alright well if I can do it I'm going to head down there but there is contingent on some

1211
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:07,280
other things going on and I'm not blowing you off Rob.

1212
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:09,640
I really want to go.

1213
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:14,040
There's some stuff going on that I really just don't want to get into that I may have

1214
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:16,160
to be around here.

1215
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:18,200
If not I plan on going down there man.

1216
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:21,920
I would love to see Molly fucking Hatchet.

1217
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:24,360
Hell yeah.

1218
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:26,120
Excellent.

1219
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:30,960
Well Rob do you want to go into anything else or do you want to go join the fireworks festivities?

1220
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:37,840
Actually I'm thinking they might be trying to be courteous to me because it's dark and

1221
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:42,320
yeah they've shot up a couple but I think well they know I'm in here podcasting.

1222
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:43,320
They might be being courteous.

1223
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:44,320
Rob go have fun.

1224
01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:50,040
Yeah I think we should wrap this up and we will get back at it tomorrow night brother.

1225
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:51,960
Alright Rob thank you so much.

1226
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:59,240
I was up at 5.45 sitting outside in a lawn chair enjoying the morning air and I was

1227
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:01,800
like you know what I should be doing.

1228
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:02,800
What?

1229
01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:08,160
And I grabbed my notebook, my phone, I did tonight's show and I have tonight's show ready

1230
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:11,440
so I don't have to shit tomorrow I'll be ready tomorrow night brother.

1231
01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:14,760
That's what I do in Eureka Springs the sun's rising I'm out there writing.

1232
01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:18,560
Enjoying the air, enjoying the air, nobody around.

1233
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:19,560
I love it.

1234
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:21,040
It's a good way to get creative.

1235
01:16:21,040 --> 01:16:24,040
Out in the sticks.

1236
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:25,040
Yep.

1237
01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:26,040
Yep.

1238
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:28,760
Alright well thank you Rob so much.

1239
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:35,520
Hi Grandma Opal, hi Jimmy, hi Ricky, hi Dot City Kansas.

1240
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:38,080
Hi Grandma Opal, hi Ricky, hi Jimmy.

1241
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:39,080
Hi the world.

1242
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:41,680
Hi Dot City Kansas.

1243
01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:44,920
Yes, hi everybody.

1244
01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:51,160
I've got a new, you know what I'll tell you tomorrow off air when we first get on.

1245
01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:54,880
I've got a new bit that I'm working on kind of in that.

1246
01:16:54,880 --> 01:17:01,240
Anyhow I was saying about like okay this is something related to but not it.

1247
01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:09,880
Okay I'm thinking about doing a bit and put it onto the first block because okay the guy

1248
01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:21,080
announcing us, the daily pledge, the no journalistic integrity disclaimer and then the we talk Kansas

1249
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:27,200
City and then I'm thinking about just you and I both going hi Grandma Opal, hi Jimmy,

1250
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:29,720
you know hi Ricky, hi all Dot City Kansas.

1251
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:30,720
Do a promo.

1252
01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:31,720
Do a promo.

1253
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:35,080
Yeah and then we'll just stick it in there and I'm just going to put it on the front.

1254
01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:36,080
The whole show beginning.

1255
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:37,080
No, no, no, I disagree.

1256
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:38,080
Okay go ahead.

1257
01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:39,080
I disagree Mark.

1258
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:40,080
Yeah go ahead.

1259
01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:45,080
We need to keep this personal for Grandma Opal.

1260
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:50,160
This started about Grandma Opal.

1261
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:52,120
You know what you're right, you're right.

1262
01:17:52,120 --> 01:17:54,760
Sorry Grandma Opal, Rob is right.

1263
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:56,440
We owe you more respect than that.

1264
01:17:56,440 --> 01:17:59,080
We need to stay it out of our mouth.

1265
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:00,080
Okay.

1266
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:03,760
Well thank Rob on this one because I would have skipped right over it.

1267
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:08,720
I completely forgot about it so anyhow but we love you guys and thank you for listening.

1268
01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:11,720
I love you Grandma Opal.

1269
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:19,840
If that email I read was real, hi everybody in El Dorado, Kansas.

1270
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:23,480
I can't read or not El Dorado, fuck Dodge City Kansas.

1271
01:18:23,480 --> 01:18:24,480
El Dorado.

1272
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:25,480
Dodge City Kansas.

1273
01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:26,480
Dodge City Kansas.

1274
01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:27,480
Dodge City Kansas.

1275
01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:28,480
Dodge City Kansas.

1276
01:18:28,480 --> 01:18:29,480
Yeah, yeah sorry.

1277
01:18:29,480 --> 01:18:34,480
I got, we had someone write from El Dorado, Kansas today.

1278
01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:37,000
Yeah, yeah that's where you got me there.

1279
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,000
I'll get back to that.

1280
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,000
No me too.

1281
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,920
I said the same thing.

1282
01:18:40,920 --> 01:18:42,200
If that email was true.

1283
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:43,200
We're human.

1284
01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:44,200
We're human.

1285
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:45,200
Yeah.

1286
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:49,160
There's like ten names on there that wanted us to mention and it's like we can't do that.

1287
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:51,800
It would be the most boring show ever.

1288
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,520
Hi Fred.

1289
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:56,840
Hi Reggie.

1290
01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:57,840
Hi Elaine.

1291
01:18:57,840 --> 01:18:59,720
Hi Fred.

1292
01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:01,520
Hi Wilma.

1293
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:03,560
Hi Barney.

1294
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:05,600
Hi Betty.

1295
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:06,600
Hi Dino.

1296
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:07,600
Hi Bam Bam.

1297
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:08,600
Hi Pebbles.

1298
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:09,600
Yeah, yeah.

1299
01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:12,160
So anyhow, I should have never included Jimmy in that whole thing.

1300
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:14,480
No disrespect to you Jimmy.

1301
01:19:14,480 --> 01:19:15,480
But we should.

1302
01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:16,480
No Jimmy was the grandson.

1303
01:19:16,480 --> 01:19:17,480
He was the one that downloaded it.

1304
01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:18,480
No Ricky.

1305
01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:19,480
It was Ricky.

1306
01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:20,480
Ricky was the other one.

1307
01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:21,480
Yeah Ricky was the one.

1308
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:22,480
Yeah sorry Jimmy.

1309
01:19:22,480 --> 01:19:23,480
Which we love you Ricky.

1310
01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:24,480
We do.

1311
01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:25,480
Thank you for listening.

1312
01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:26,480
Yeah but.

1313
01:19:26,480 --> 01:19:28,560
It's about Grandma and Jimmy.

1314
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:31,840
Yeah so anyhow Dodge City Kansas we love you guys.

1315
01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:36,840
So anyhow I'll tell you about the promo tomorrow unless you want to hear it when we click off

1316
01:19:36,840 --> 01:19:37,840
here.

1317
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:38,840
So anyhow thank you.

1318
01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:42,840
No actually I'm telling you they're waiting on me.

1319
01:19:42,840 --> 01:19:46,560
Matter of fact I just heard somebody say are you ready.

1320
01:19:46,560 --> 01:19:48,720
Okay alright.

1321
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:49,960
Thank you assholes for listening.

1322
01:19:49,960 --> 01:19:50,960
Have a good night.

1323
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:51,960
Good night assholes.

1324
01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:54,960
Hope I don't get blown up.

1325
01:19:54,960 --> 01:20:01,520
Hey remember to get into your shorts.

1326
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:02,520
No loin cloth.

1327
01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:04,600
Yeah that's what I'm doing first.

1328
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,080
Okay we are officially out.

1329
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:07,560
I can't get kicked out of here dude.

1330
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:09,560
I'm too far to walk home.

1331
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:11,560
Put your shorts on.

1332
01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:12,560
In the dark.

1333
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:16,680
Are they George's or are they real shorts?

1334
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:24,760
No I got like Carpenter Jeans shorts.

1335
01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:27,560
Oh okay alright so they're kind of George's.

1336
01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:30,560
Okay alright cool.

1337
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:32,560
Alright thank you bye.

1338
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:37,880
They cover just a tad bit more of my loin cloth.

1339
01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:38,880
Excellent.

1340
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:40,720
Oh no looks like the show's over kids.

1341
01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:41,720
Thank you bye.

1342
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:45,880
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford to wipe his mouth.

1343
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:46,880
Fear not assholes.

1344
01:20:46,880 --> 01:21:02,920
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.