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Two Deucebags in a Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Rob, how you doing?

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I'm doing alright. Things are going to get interesting. We'll see.

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Sounds like it.

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You know what? Just sit back and watch the fireworks, right?

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Yeah, yeah. That's all I can do. That's all I can do.

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And honestly, I'm set up enough right now. If I don't like it, I can buy me a nice little truck, have enough money to live on for a while, and find me something else.

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You know, if it comes down to it. But we'll see.

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Yeah, we'll see. Give them the benefit of the doubt and then after that take it as it has.

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Management's changing. So...

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Everybody knows what that's like.

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Well, I mean, this is what I was taught from a long time ago and it's true.

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The management positions, you're there to get fired.

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Because whenever something goes wrong...

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Honestly, well, okay, I'm not going to go into it. Go ahead, you're right.

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Yeah. Yeah. Whenever something goes wrong, you're the person that it falls on.

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It's like, well, I hired you to take care of, to make sure everything went right. This went wrong. So we're going to cleanse ourselves. We're going to let you go.

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And then everyone starts over. And the next guy may be better. He may be worse or he may be about the same.

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But the thing is, is that's the way the system works. You're there to be clipped eventually.

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I've never known a manager... I'm talking about manufacturing, not where I'm at now or other places, but manufacturing...

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Yeah, yeah. I'm in manufacturing, yeah.

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I've never known a manager to go unscathed. I've never known one. They've always eventually been fired.

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And I was taught that from day one. Or quit. Or quit. Yes.

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So anyhow, I mean, if you're into that, you want to make more money and you want to go home with your gut burning and fucking puking up acid and eventually getting fired, go for it.

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Whatever. So anyhow, I've got better things to do with my life and not worry about shit like that.

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So anyhow, I was talking to a workmate and anyhow, he just got back from a trip from San Antonio.

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And I mean, they work long hours and all this stuff and everything. And anyhow, he's doing pretty good.

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He's expecting another granddaughter coming up in about six months. Very happy for him.

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Awesome. Awesome.

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Yeah. I don't know him, but congratulations. But my kids are the best.

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I'll tell him, man, you know what? I mean, you'd love him. If you met him, you'd love him. He's a good guy and very funny. Odd guy. Love him.

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Anyhow, I remembered something. We were talking about some stuff. You know, I went out of town with this guy a lot.

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And I remembered something after we got done talking earlier. And there's this guy we used to work with, OK?

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And he was he was a nonstop smoker. I mean, he couldn't smoke in the company truck.

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So that's if we wouldn't fly in there, you know, we'd have to take the company truck.

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And so as soon as he would go to these rest stops, he'd jump out as fucking chain smoke, like five cigarettes just and they jump back in the truck and we go.

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So he was such a smoker that he didn't like to leave his room. He'd like to smoke in his room.

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So he had this little gimmick that worked and we couldn't believe it. He did this down in Wichita.

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And anyhow, he walks up to his room and I'm down there in the lobby. I'm still waiting for my room.

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You know, they're still trying to figure out, you know, OK, we can give you one oh seven or something like that.

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OK, and we're sitting there waiting for our rooms. He got his first.

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He comes right down and he goes to the chick at the front desk. He goes, hey, I just want to let you know, I smell smoke in my room.

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Oh, OK, we'll switch out. We'll switch. No, no, no, no, no. I'll stay there.

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The whole thing is, is I just want to let you know that if they say something about it smelling like smoke, I went ahead of time and I told you it smelled like smoke.

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Isn't that brilliant? So then when he smugs, he put a towel on the doors.

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Well, then if someone if someone complains or if they get in the room afterwards to clean, they go, man, this smells like an ashtray.

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He'll go, uh, wasn't me. I went to the lady at the desk and I told her that it smelled like smoke and he's free and clear.

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It was a brilliant gimmick and it worked. So, you know, me and my friend, I can say his first name, me and my friend Steve were just sitting there with our mouths open going, how in the hell do you do that?

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So, so anyhow, it was funny. OK, so anyhow, I'm going to start off in the what the fuck department. That sound about right?

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Why not? OK, the surgeon general wants to put a warning label on all social media.

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OK, yeah, I know, I know. Bear with me here. I'm going to try to keep a straight face. Is the surgeon general over food, drugs?

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Yeah, yeah, he's alcohol and tobacco and all this stuff. What's he got to do with the Internet?

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Well, he thinks he does anyhow. OK, I'm sure that'll keep teams teams from logging on.

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I mean, there's so much history of warning labels working like, let's see, the PMRC put warning labels on the music and sure enough, it's sold five times more.

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Dumb shit outlawing anything in a teens playground. It is because as soon as you outlawed every teen in America is running to that.

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So if you say, hey, hey, we're putting a warning label on on social media that the couple here and there that don't they'll be on it, too.

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It's one of the stupidest fucking ideas I've ever heard in my life. And it's not going to do anything.

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What? Go ahead.

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I would just take you to the feed and draw people's attention that ain't on it. Just like you just said.

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Well, he's supposed to be there to watch over and help us.

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Yeah, he's supposed to watch over. Hey, if you put a warning label on it, it's like you said, people are going to attack.

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I remember Aerosmith. It's going to gain more numbers.

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I remember Aerosmith thanked the PMRC. He said, you just helped us sell another million albums. Appreciate it.

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And this is the same thing. So, you know, you want to kill you want to help kids out.

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How about outlaw ridiculously high taxes? Maybe the younger generations can buy a house, too.

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How about outlaw special interest in interest influencing special interest influencing is horrible.

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And all it does is people are paying money and shouting the loudest.

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And then these small groups of people get their way all the time. It's bullshit.

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I could go on, but, you know, we're dick jokes, right? Yeah. All right.

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So I said enough. Next. Justin Bieber was arrested in New York on suspicion of drunk driving.

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The tip that led to his arrest was the new song he put out. He obviously was trashed.

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Right. Right. Right. Right. OK. So something pretty cool just came out.

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It looks to be bees that have been trained to smell cancer in a human.

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This is still being tested, but looks very promising.

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So CBS has a new training for bees. It's bees that could smell a good script.

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Also bees that will attack shows like Ghosts or any other type of sitcom they will ever produce.

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I'm thinking the bees can be trained for a variety of other tasks, such as shitty drivers.

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Have a pack of trained bees in the backseat.

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And when a dumb fuck cuts you off, send a little winged assassins at said idiot and bam.

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Instant video that the surgeon general can slap a warning label on when it hits tick tock. Ten minutes later. Right.

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Yeah. Yeah. This time we here at who we here at two douchebags and a microphone have no plans to ask paddle summer.

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We officially learned our lesson when we paddled Mother Nature. Right.

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Summer is part of Mother Nature. Yes.

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But you know, it's been pretty brutal here lately and you know, Mother Nature is kind of brutal on us.

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And then we gave her an ass paddling and then then we were like really, really getting, you know, I mean, she went crazy on us.

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And then we apologized. Go ahead. What? Just for the record. It was you that brought her up for the ass paddling.

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Yes, it was me. Not me. Not me. It was me.

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So I'm officially saying summer, you're not getting ass paddling. We love you.

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That sound about right. Yeah. And I'm going camping this weekend. Thank you.

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OK. Yeah. I'm going to save your camping trip by apologizing beforehand to summer.

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And we love you summer. No problems with you at all. And Mother Nature, same to you. So.

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OK. So now this is for you think you're having a bad day department.

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A couple from Greenfield, Iowa that survived an EF4 tornado after wrecked their home a few weeks back.

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They were found yesterday in critical condition from stab wounds at an I-80 rest stop.

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Can you believe that? They survived a tornado and then they're out, I don't know, vacationing or going somewhere.

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And they get stabbed almost to death and they might die still.

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They're in critical condition at a rest stop on I-80.

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They survived a tornado, an EF4 hitting their house and tearing it up.

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And they lived through it only to get stabbed two weeks later to almost death and maybe death at a rest stop.

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That's having a bad day to a horrible day. Agreed?

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That's that saying you need to wake the fuck up. Just saying.

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If they survive this, I'm thinking they need to. Sorry for the language even though we can say it.

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You need to wake up. You need to re-evaluate your life at that point.

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It's not their fault. They got hit by the tornado and then they're just driving down I-70.

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Maybe they're going to go see Aunt Betty or something.

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So anyhow, they're at a rest stop probably using the bathroom and they get stabbed to almost death after being hit by a tornado.

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That's horrible luck.

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Well, that's right. Once again, that's right too.

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If they survive this, I'm thinking they need to buy some lottery tickets because when their luck changes, it will be huge. Agreed?

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Yes. Yes.

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Now, let's examine Greenfield.

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I will never ever live in a town named Greenfield.

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And that is because two towns named Greenfield were destroyed by tornadoes.

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One in Kansas quite a few years back and then the more recent one Greenfield, Iowa.

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So if you don't like having your house destroyed and your neighbor's house destroyed and being woken up at 2 a.m. by a huge supercell, don't move to any town named Greenfield.

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It will probably happen.

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There is a Greenfield, Missouri just for the record.

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Alright. I'm staying away from there.

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So and finally, why she commanders to pay one point three million dollars settlement in a Virginia Virginia season ticket lawsuit.

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It was no minor accounting error that kept Washington commanders fans from getting their security posits back for tickets to upcoming games.

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It was simply greed, said Virginia Attorney General Jason Maieras.

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Under the agreement, about six hundred thousand in security deposits could be returned to the team and could be returned to the the seat owners.

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And the team will pay another six hundred thousand in fines as well as one hundred thousand dollars in attorney fees.

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A spokesperson for the commander said, no problem.

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It isn't like we're going to be having to pay a good quarterback a lot of money anytime soon.

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So that is a rather smaller edition of the first third.

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So, Rob, we turn to you.

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All right, I'm going to go back to a legendary movie.

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Sounds good to me.

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Well, something I found out about it.

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Back in the 80s, the film made cars even cooler than ever, especially Lamborghini.

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Now, just celebrate the 43rd anniversary of the legendary film.

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It stars every night with both each other and the vehicle that made the franchise a must see.

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Cannonball Run.

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Oh, oldie, better goodie.

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Stars, Adrian Barbeau and Tara Butlin were snapped with the iconic Lamborghini Kudos LP 400S, which they drove in the movie.

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Nice.

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Cannonball Run released in June 1981 saw a lady star as Marcy Thatcher and Joe Rivers,

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spandex plaid racers who enter a cross country car race starting in Connecticut.

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For the race, they chose a black Lambo for style as well as substance.

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Cool.

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They started opposite of Burt Reynolds, who played competing racer J.J.

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McClure with D Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Jackie Chan and Fer Fawcett also make an appearance.

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I forgot Jackie Chan was in that.

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Yeah. Well, after 43 years, they got back to Adrian Barbeau and Tara Butlin got back together.

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Cool.

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That car and had a picture taken.

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I mean, come on, that was iconic in the movie world.

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It was just teenage boys.

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That very cool.

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They had spandex outfits, but there was a lot of bust showing.

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I agree.

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I agree.

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So, Rob, when I called you up, who was you listening to again?

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I was listening to our friends at Let's Get to the Bottom of That.

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That podcast is fantastic.

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I love it.

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If you like conspiracy theories, and they admit they are conspiracy theorists.

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OK.

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And like I told you before we were on air, you and Jason had this mutual agreement when

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we gave each other a shout out.

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Well, it's not just a shout out.

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Jason gave us one.

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It's not just a shout out.

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We really truly enjoy their show.

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It's a good show.

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Oh, I do.

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I do.

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You have a little bit more time than I do because I'm always working on this pile of

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But, you know, I mean, I listen to it every chance that I get.

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So, and also I listen to other, I don't know, bigger shows and stuff like that too.

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Well, let's see the thing is they only put out one show a week.

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We'll put out four.

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He was amazed by the catalog.

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I was like, yeah, we'll mess around.

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We put out a lot of stuff.

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I mean, I don't know.

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We're bored.

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Yeah, we're bored.

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That's it.

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No, actually, I'm anything but bored anymore.

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I've always got something to do.

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Oh, true.

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Today I was getting this.

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I did too.

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I had to get the swimming pool ready and it's been a real treat.

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Not really.

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Not really.

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Anyhow, so that.

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I tell you, you need to hire me as a pool boy.

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Come on up here.

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You're hired.

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Trust me.

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I only charge you 50 grand a year just so I can live.

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Oh, okay.

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All right.

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You're fired.

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Sorry.

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Anyhow, well, all right.

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That is the opening segments.

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So let's take our first break and come right back.

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That sound good?

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Sounds great.

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All right.

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That's what will happen.

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

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Two douche bags and a microphone.

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Tomorrow morning while grinding your dirt.

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Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte.

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Remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

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It really hurts.

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Who can afford plastic surgery?

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Stay safe everyone.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Is every mirror in a store technically used?

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I may never know.

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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Well, that new Hanson CD is just a laptop.

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Uh-huh.

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Two douche bags and a microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

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We offer you first world problems.

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Damn it.

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The city services website is down again.

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I can't believe this.

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I'm going to have to actually call and talk to someone to pay my damn trash bill.

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This is ridiculous.

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Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

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Do you believe in love at first sight?

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Or should I walk by again?

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Hello.

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This is Satan.

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You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

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I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douche bags and a microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

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I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day.

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Enjoy.

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Two douche bags and a microphone.

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And a hammer up.

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Um, Rob, we're both Sabbath fans, right?

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Oh, definitely.

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I've got two back to back stories, but you're going to do something in between.

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This first one is about Tony Iommi and the second one is about Deep Purple.

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The two bands that I was questioned about and then we went to you and you felt the same way.

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Sabbath edged them out a little bit.

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I've got two good stories that I just found today.

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No, I think it's yesterday, but anyhow, it doesn't matter.

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All right.

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During the annual New Year message back in January, Riff Godfather, Tony Iommi, teased fans about a really good solo album that he's been cooking up in the studio.

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And now he's offered an update on its progress.

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The good news is it's coming along nicely and might use some orchestration, he said.

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The not so good news is there isn't a timeline for its release.

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An interview with Full Metal Jackie.

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Have you listened to Full Metal Jackie?

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No, I have not.

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She has an online show and a radio show and a podcast show, I believe.

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All of those.

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She's excellent.

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I mean, she's a metal chick and she interviews names like Tony Iommi.

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I've heard of her.

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I just have not had chance to listen to her.

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I'm a big fan of her.

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But anyhow, the Black Sabbath legend says he's written a lot of stuff for the album, which would be his first solo record since 2005's Fused and his first new music since feature since featuring on Ozzy's latest album, Patron number nine in 2022.

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But I have a problem with this right here.

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Fused was Tony Iommi and Glenn Hughes.

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It was a split project and both of their names was on it.

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It was not a solo project from Tony Iommi.

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It was Glenn Hughes and Tony Iommi together coming up with the Fused album.

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So I think they got that wrong.

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And if and if you doubt me, take a look and take a look at the credits and how everything is written.

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I'm pretty sure that it was a split album.

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It was a collaboration and both of them got the equal amount of credit, which would make that not being a solo album.

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But you know what?

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I mean, whatever. Still, I'm writing stuff now for my own album.

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He says that's exciting and there's no pressure.

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I just do stuff when I feel like it, because obviously I've got a life to live and I like to do all different kinds of stuff.

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Last month, I only remembered the the time he co-wrote a Black Sabbath song with Eddie Van Halen.

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Although the band was not able to credit the guitar legend for his contributions, because I believe because of contractual reasons.

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Remember that story? Eddie Van Halen couldn't.

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Yeah, I think he had some due contract.

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I think their contract, Van Halen's, was tied to Warner Brothers.

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So he is kind of a ghostwriter, if you will, a collaboration ghostwriter.

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He couldn't get any credit on it.

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Anyhow, and in related news, Iommi's former bandmate, Geeser Butler, revealed plans for one final Black Sabbath show, Aura Foot.

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And he and Osborne are already on board.

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And so, so Geeser, Iommi said yes, and Ozzy was the one that came up with the idea.

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Black Sabbath, the original lineup with Bill Ward, they want to do a final show in Birmingham, New England, where it all started, where they all came from.

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The thing that I read on Geeser the other day is Geeser said that he's not sure if Bill Ward, because of health reasons, would be able to do a full show.

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But here's what I'm thinking.

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Think about Ozzy.

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That's what I was getting ready to say.

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I think Ozzy's only good for maybe six songs, and I think it's going to have to be like that between him and Ward, maybe six, seven songs.

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And that's it.

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They're going to have to stop.

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I mean, you know, Ozzy, he's not in really good shape.

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They're not going to have to have a hell of a lineup just to get money for like six or seven songs.

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Yes.

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To make it worth the money.

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Well, I don't know about the money they charge and all that. Of course there's going to be scalping.

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You know, of course people are going to be wanting to go.

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Come on, the money is going to be up there.

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You know, if they get back together, the tickets are going to be expensive.

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Yeah, but I don't think it's going to be on their level.

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I don't think this is a money grab on their level.

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I think this is a respect deal.

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It's a respect deal.

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Right. I think it is, too.

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Ozzy feels really...

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I think it is a thank you to all of us fans.

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Yeah, for all I know, the tickets might be free. I don't know.

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But here's what I have to say is this right here.

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Osborne and company want to say thank you to where it all began.

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And also it's a nice little bow tie to finish up their careers.

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You know, Sabbath is not going to be anymore and he wants that final show.

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So I guess officially they're still together.

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And then when they do that final show, that will be it forever.

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Kind of like what Kiss did, you know, they said our last show, Madison Square Garden.

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Then they promptly sold the rights to all their stuff, including their name.

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So there's some avatar company, I believe.

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Yeah, some avatar company.

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Yeah, so I mean, this might be the same type of deal.

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I don't know if they're going to sell their music or whatever.

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Or I don't even know who even owns it.

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I do not see them doing that.

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I don't either. I don't.

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They're too classic. They're too.

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Yeah, I think I only is really personal with the music that he that he comes up with.

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He he really takes a really great deal of pride in it.

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And I don't see him giving up the rights to that for anything.

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So anyhow, we'll see what happens.

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But I do. I am convinced that if they do do this show, that it will be the final show.

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And if and if Bill Ward can do six or seven songs, I think it will happen.

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So anyhow, we'll keep our fingers crossed.

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And here's what I'm hoping for.

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I was talking to Davey about this, and we both hope this happens.

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Pay-per-view. I will watch it on pay-per-view.

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I won't watch it live on pay-per-view.

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See the last one. Have a little party.

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You know, and that's it.

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Oh, you'll eventually find it.

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You know, but yeah, pay-per-view would be best.

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Yeah, you know, if like I think they would make more money towards their retirement doing pay-per-view.

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Yes. And I think that the interest would be phenomenal in it.

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So, yes, yeah, this would be many saboteurs.

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Oh, wow. And this would be guaranteed the last show.

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There's not going to be another one.

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They simply cannot do it anymore.

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So and they need to get on it quick.

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There's one and only no tour.

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Yeah, they need to get on it quick too because I don't Ozzy's health doesn't seem to be that good, although they're not saying that.

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I'm kind of reading between the lines, seeing footage, watching him.

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And Bill Ward is definitely in bad shape.

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Geezer's in great shape and Tony Iommi for having leukemia in fantastic shape.

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So anyhow, that's the way it stands and we're going to go to you and then we're going to come back to me for a deep purple story.

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Well, I want to stay in music, but I'm going to switch to country.

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OK.

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The son of an all time country music legend announced over Father's Day weekend that he has found a trove of unleashed unreleased work by his father and archive of full band music and documentation way beyond beyond his wildest fantasies.

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Huh?

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There will be a new classic Waylon Jennings.

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Oh, how are you thousand twenty five?

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Yay.

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Shooter Jennings promised on Instagram and Facebook.

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Stay tuned.

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That is fantastic.

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Shooter Jennings began his post with the story of a locked storage room in the house he grew up in.

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I knew what was in those boxes was my dad's work, he wrote.

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He said that after his father's death, tapes were collected in storage and various studios and our content transferred to digital drives.

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But he hasn't.

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But he wasn't ready to grapple with them until recently.

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I didn't have the time, the tools or the resources, he wrote.

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Or maybe I just wasn't ready for that change, he said.

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When he found himself with the right studio resources and an engineer radio assist, he knew the trove might contain a few unreleased songs, he said, that he hoped to find something special and rare along the way that I could share with you.

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Instead, he said he found a massive historical documentation of a man and a band with an incredible friendship, work ethic and deep passion for playing and recording music.

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Wow, that is great news.

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So it sounds like there is going to be a new Waylon Jennings album coming out in 2025.

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I'm also a big fan of Shooter Jennings too.

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Yeah, I have too.

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Wow, that's great, man. New Waylon Jennings music. Who would have thought?

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That's excellent.

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And stuff that was stored.

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Yeah, that's fantastic, man. And Shooter is doing his dad's legacy right.

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Oh my God, yeah, he's right there. He's right there.

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That's awesome. Awesome. Good. Thank you, Rob. That's a great story.

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Well, everybody knows that, you know, you and I are huge Purple fans, as in Deep Purple.

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We know there's many incarnations of Purple. I mean, there's a famous MK1. I'll go through a little bit of it.

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The first one was with the singer Mike Evans. That was the first album and that was the first lineup.

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The second lineup was with Ian Gillan as the lead singer and, you know, Blackmore on guitar, Lorde on keyboards, Pace on drums and Glover on bass.

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A few years later, I don't know, maybe like 10 years later or so, Ian Gillan and Roger Glover both left and David Coverdell and Glenn Hughes replaced them.

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They both did. Glenn Hughes and David Coverdell both did four or five albums with them.

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A couple with Richie Blackmore and then a couple would not with Tommy Bolan, who passed away a long time ago in a car wreck.

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OK, so to be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, all you need to do is make two albums with a band.

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So the Hughes Coverdell MK5 or whatever it is lineup, OK, they call it MK1, MK2 and all this. It's like MK5 or some incarnation this lineup.

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So that that was so iconic in itself that both Coverdell and Hughes got to go into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame when Deep Purple was inducted.

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So I think that's what's going on here is I think that the other Purple members that now remember Ian Gillan wasn't even an original member.

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They got him on the second album. I think that there is a certain amount of they think that the other guys were frauds and which they're not.

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The other guys are very accomplished musicians and very good and they did great music with with Deep Purple when they did it.

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So anyhow, Glenn Hughes says Deep Purple members were very hurtful and rude to him.

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And David Coverdell, I will never speak to any of them again, said Hughes. Gillan was rude to me on stage accepting the award.

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I want to congratulate him. He looked at me in the eyes like I didn't exist.

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Glenn Hughes recalled that he described as Ian Gillan, Roger Glover's rude behavior, Deep Purple's induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, adding that he doesn't want to speak to any of them again.

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Hughes time and Purple ended up being among the crowning jewels of both parties careers.

437
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Haven't arrived just as a vocalist, Ian Gillan and bassist Roger Glover left the voice of rock.

438
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Albeit originally recruited as a bassist, provided a key component for the beloved Hard Rocks bands to lead singer thing alongside David Coverdell.

439
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Despite the impact that is his tenure with Purple left on the fans, the band's history and that of rock music itself, there seems to be a little bit of love lost between the iconic singer and his former bandmates.

440
00:38:50,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Well, OK, Glover and Gillan he was never bandmates with because that's who David Coverdell and Glenn Hughes replaced.

441
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:15,000
So in a new interview with Guitar Interactive Magazine, Glenn Hughes looked back on his induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of Deep Purple in 2016 and what he describes doesn't sound pretty.

442
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Referring to Gillan and Glover and drummer Ian Pace, Hughes said via Louder Magazine, I will never speak to any of them again simply because they were rude.

443
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Both Roger Ian and Gillan were rude to David Coverdell and I. Very, very hurtful.

444
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:35,000
I didn't give a fuck. Actually, it's because I knew they were rude to begin with.

445
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:41,000
So anyhow, he said he went on to say I was only Superman there. I don't care about those guys.

446
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Gillan was rude to me on stage, accepting the award. I went to congratulate him. He looked me in the eyes like I didn't exist.

447
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,000
The guy has a problem with me. Period. I'll let him run with it.

448
00:39:52,000 --> 00:40:03,000
I feel bad for him. I'm really sorry about his wife passing away. His wife of 40 years died in 2022. I tried to reach out to him. He doesn't want to know.

449
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:11,000
The vocalists then went on to claim that he's been trying to mend his ties with Gillan for years, only to receive no response.

450
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:18,000
I tried to make some kind of friendship with him over the last 40 years. He doesn't want to know. David Coverdell and I don't exist him.

451
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:22,000
I wish him only the very best, but I have no time left for that behavior.

452
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:43,000
I find that disturbing because I think that Gillan being he was the iconic member of Deep Purple and all those huge songs like Highway Star, Smoke on the Water, Women from Tokyo, right?

453
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,000
His voice was recognized pretty much as Deep Purple's voice.

454
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:58,000
I think that that kind of talent should be recognized. The other kind of talent too. Glenn Hughes is almost his opposite on voice and he plays bass very well.

455
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:04,000
I don't know why Ian Gillan doesn't admire him like Glenn Hughes seems to admire Gillan.

456
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:13,000
It baffles me why he would have a problem with him because those guys left on their own. They weren't though now the band.

457
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:22,000
They left on their own. Richie Blackmore wanted to keep the band going so he found a couple of really good replacements.

458
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,000
He went on and he did a hit album Burn which sold very well and had a top hit in it.

459
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:34,000
It wasn't like these guys came in and just did shitty music. They came in and did really top notch music too.

460
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:42,000
I don't understand. It's really disappointing that Ian Gillan, who I like a lot, would treat him like this or anyone else.

461
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Anyhow, that's all I got. I'm off my pulpit. I just find it sad that they're acting like this.

462
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Rob, we turn to you.

463
00:41:53,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Okay, where am I going? The 14 Jobs Notorious for Underpaying Employees.

464
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Okay.

465
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,000
And this is online.

466
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Okay.

467
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Teachers. Teachers working in elementary schools aside from those in special education make $63,930 annual on average.

468
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Mm-hmm.

469
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Oh, don't do that.

470
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Yeah, I would agree with that. All the schooling they have.

471
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Well, now we're getting lower.

472
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Okay.

473
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Next we have security guards. Security guard jobs bring in an average of $36,700.

474
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Wow. That's pretty low.

475
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Yeah, yeah. Some of these job titles and what they do, it's amazing.

476
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Yeah.

477
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Emergency Medical Technicians, EMTs.

478
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:19,000
EMTs make about $40,120 a year annually.

479
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Uh-huh.

480
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000
For saving people's lives.

481
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:31,000
I know. I've known that and that's why I'm not surprised by it. It sucks.

482
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Okay, next social workers. Despite a high level of responsibility, social workers earn relatively low pay with the average of $55,350 annually.

483
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:57,000
That's another one you think would command a higher salary because of the working conditions, because of everything involved. Yeah.

484
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Yeah. I mean, your schooling you have to take and deal with these people.

485
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Yeah, yeah. And then also having to go into bad situations where kids are being abused, all different kinds of things.

486
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:17,000
And having to try to, you know, you have to go to court a lot of times and tell the court what you witnessed.

487
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:23,000
So there's probably people very mad at you, wanting to hurt you. Yeah, I get it.

488
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:28,000
Yeah, and they say it's very high stress.

489
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Yeah, I would think it is.

490
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Oh man, you would have to keep, you know, that confidence. You know, you just got to stay away from the emotions, you know.

491
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000
And that'd be hard to do. It really would.

492
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
Oh yeah, it would.

493
00:44:48,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Okay, next, nursing assistants. Nursing assistants make about $36,220 annually.

494
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:09,000
That is criminal also.

495
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:15,000
Oral release.

496
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:24,000
However, nursing assistants typically need to be certified through a state approved program, while oral release do not.

497
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:35,000
For those regions, oral release tend to have lower annual salaries of an average of $36,070.

498
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Wow. Oh, wait a second.

499
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:48,000
$36,220 to $36,070. That ain't much lower.

500
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,000
No.

501
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,000
What, $150, whatever? Yeah.

502
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:05,000
I'm amazed that they can find people to do these jobs for that amount of money, honestly.

503
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:10,000
Next, cooks.

504
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Cooks make about $33,940 annually.

505
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:26,000
However, chefs and head cooks earn an average of $56,520.

506
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:31,000
I would probably rather have a good cook than a good chef any day.

507
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:41,000
To me, a good cook realizes what good food is. A chef may not necessarily, by my experiences.

508
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Chefs tend to get a little crazy and extravagant and put like a couple of beans on your plate and a couple of little things of lettuce to make it look good.

509
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:57,000
To me, a lot of it is a big bag of nothing. Show and ritz and that's it.

510
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000
Cooks fill you up.

511
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Yeah, cooks go and they cook your steak perfectly. It's perfectly seasoned.

512
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Yeah, the mashed potatoes are spot on with a little bit of garlic, a little bit of salt, some cracked pepper.

513
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Where, I don't know, some chefs are really good, don't get me wrong.

514
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,000
But some of them, to me, are just overrated as hell.

515
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:26,000
And I don't think their food is nearly worth what they think it is. So, anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

516
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Alright, this next one, honestly, with having a three-year-old grandson right now, I think this is status one.

517
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Okay.

518
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Child care workers.

519
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,000
Yeah.

520
00:47:44,000 --> 00:48:00,000
The work often goes far beyond just playing with children, but the average salary is on the low end at just $29,570 annually.

521
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:05,000
No wonder they can't find people to do that job.

522
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Yeah.

523
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:12,000
And we're not talking nannies, we're just talking, you know.

524
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,000
No, we're talking about daycare and all of that.

525
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Yeah, daycare.

526
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Yeah, so.

527
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
That sucks.

528
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Well, yeah, no wonder there's so much bullshit that goes on in certain ones of them. I mean, yeah.

529
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:31,000
You're not seeking out the best people, you're not commanding the best people with that kind of money. So.

530
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Oh yeah, you can't find it. Yeah.

531
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000
Yeah.

532
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,000
No wonder. Never mind, I'm not going there.

533
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Okay.

534
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Okay, next, hairdressers and stylists.

535
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Uh huh.

536
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:58,000
The average salary for barbers, hairstylists, and cosmetologists is just $38,910 a year.

537
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:01,000
I would agree, but I will also say this.

538
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:07,000
If you're any good at all, you're making $100,000 and I'm not kidding.

539
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:15,000
You're always booked, you have people paying top money for your hair, and this goes to barbers and hairdressers both.

540
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:21,000
A good barber, I know some barbers and they're really good, and they make over $100,000 a year.

541
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:29,000
And that's simply because everybody wants their hair to look good and they will pay more to have the good guy do it.

542
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:33,000
Yes, I will give you that. I mean, my.

543
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Now you're.

544
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:38,000
My late stepdad owned his own barber shop, so yeah.

545
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,000
You're talking about a sports clips or something like that or whatever.

546
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000
Whatever.

547
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,000
Yeah.

548
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:48,000
But still, here's the other thing that they did not mention in that.

549
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,000
Okay.

550
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Tips.

551
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:54,000
Oh, that's another one too, yeah.

552
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Yeah, that's just their base salary.

553
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Yeah.

554
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:04,000
And their tips, oh yeah, that could put you on the top.

555
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Well, if they're any good at all, they're commanding good tips, I can tell you that.

556
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:16,000
All right, next we have delivery drivers.

557
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Okay.

558
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:36,000
Average pay for delivery truck drivers and driver sales workers, which the BLS lumps together is $35,560 annually.

559
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:42,000
That's really low.

560
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Yeah, I mean, you're done in my wages, man.

561
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000
That's.

562
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Yeah.

563
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:55,000
And I'm down in the sticks.

564
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:03,000
I mean, they're really not talking about like UPS and FedEx drivers and stuff like that or postal workers, postal workers.

565
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:07,000
They get a lot of shit and it's a horrible job because it tears you up.

566
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Yeah.

567
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:14,000
I think they're talking like UPS and.

568
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Just deliver, you know.

569
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:18,000
Yeah, yeah, they're not talking about the big guys.

570
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Amazon drivers, whoever.

571
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Yeah, yeah.

572
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Yep, I'm pretty sure that's what they're talking about.

573
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:36,000
Or a guy that's in a courier service and he's taking checks, paychecks on a Thursday afternoon to a high rise in downtown, I don't know, Chicago or something.

574
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000
You know what I mean?

575
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Guys like that are courier services.

576
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,000
They don't make that much money unless you own the service.

577
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:45,000
Everyone else gets minimal pay.

578
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Pretty much.

579
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Yeah.

580
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000
And the next one.

581
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,000
OK.

582
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:56,000
This one I've known to be the worst one.

583
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
OK.

584
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Janitors.

585
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Yes.

586
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Yes.

587
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:15,000
An average annual salary for janitors is about thirty one thousand nine hundred and ninety dollars.

588
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,000
Wow.

589
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,000
To clean up everybody's shit.

590
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,000
Come on.

591
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:22,000
I think a janitor should get paid a lot more than that for cleaning up.

592
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,000
Oh my God.

593
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:27,000
If they're a good janitor, I think they should get paid a lot more than that.

594
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:32,000
But to be fair, a lot of janitors are there just to fuck off.

595
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Right?

596
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Yeah.

597
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Janitor work plus maintenance, which.

598
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Rolled over into Janitor.

599
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,000
You know, when you're working in an office building for maintenance.

600
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,000
Well, yeah.

601
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Go on calling a toilet, you know.

602
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Yeah, there you are into the custodial arts right there.

603
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:58,000
So, yeah.

604
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:02,000
Next, taxi drivers.

605
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,000
OK.

606
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:15,000
The average annual salary for taxi drivers is thirty two thousand seven hundred and ten dollars.

607
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,000
Wow.

608
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:21,000
For risking your life every night.

609
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,000
That's just your wages.

610
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:28,000
But once again, you got your tips.

611
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,000
True.

612
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:42,000
Next, home health aides.

613
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Yep.

614
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,000
Oh, wow.

615
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Oh, wow.

616
00:53:48,000 --> 00:54:00,000
Work schedules vary since many people with disabilities or serious illnesses require regular care.

617
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:09,000
The average salary remains on the low end at thirty thousand one hundred eighty dollars.

618
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:14,000
I'm surprised they have people do that because they're home health aid.

619
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:20,000
They go into very nasty situations and unpleasant situations.

620
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Wow.

621
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Yeah.

622
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,000
Wow.

623
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:30,000
I can't believe it pays that low.

624
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000
But then again, I can believe it.

625
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000
OK.

626
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:39,000
And finally, retail workers can't leave you out.

627
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Yeah.

628
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Retail workers are notoriously underpaid because they have to eat shit all day long from these

629
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
idiots that come in there.

630
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Well, not all of them.

631
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:53,000
There's a lot of people that are nice, but certain people are going to be idiots and

632
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:58,000
belligerent and mean to you and think they can step all over you.

633
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
You know what I mean?

634
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000
So yeah, I would agree with that.

635
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,000
And it's not a it can probably not be a very fun job.

636
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
So anyhow.

637
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,000
OK.

638
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Well, here's the final tally on it.

639
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000
OK.

640
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:23,000
Despite wearing many hats, sales, customer service and keeping stores clean, the average

641
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:28,000
salary for retail workers has remained low.

642
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
I believe it.

643
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000
At thirty thousand seven hundred fifty dollars.

644
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Wow.

645
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000
That's peanuts.

646
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Wow.

647
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,000
OK.

648
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:41,000
Here here.

649
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:47,000
And this article does throw this in.

650
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:53,000
Many of these jobs pay minimum wage or close to it.

651
00:55:53,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Unfortunately, with the federal minimum wage still at seven twenty five an hour.

652
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:12,000
The pay for many difficult jobs has remained low.

653
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,000
Yep.

654
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
OK.

655
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:20,000
I know in Missouri, our minimum wage is seven twenty five.

656
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Yeah, I mean, the federal maybe brother just moved from Missouri to North Carolina.

657
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Uh huh.

658
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:36,000
And their minimum wage is still seven twenty five.

659
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:38,000
That's insane.

660
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:43,000
In North Carolina, with their cost of living.

661
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000
That's insane.

662
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
That really is.

663
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,000
Wow.

664
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,000
All right.

665
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,000
We are way late for a second break.

666
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,000
Let's go ahead and take that real quick.

667
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000
That sound good, Rob?

668
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:57,000
That's good, because I need to take a breath after all that.

669
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
All right.

670
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000
All right.

671
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,000
Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in.

672
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,000
Hey, who took a dump in the cooler?

673
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,000
Your mom is so ugly, your dad takes her to work every day so he doesn't have to kiss

674
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:29,000
her goodbye.

675
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684
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686
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687
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688
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689
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Oh no.

690
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691
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692
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693
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694
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695
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That's a hell of a bridge construction.

696
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Shit, I cannot believe I have to repair this bridge after 50 years.

697
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Man, what am I going to do now?

698
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,000
I can't like get 10 minutes earlier just to get to work.

699
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,000
This is complete bullshit.

700
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:22,000
I'm going to write my congressman.

701
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,000
A lot of podcasts just come from a can.

702
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Here at To Dish Bags and a Microphone, we pour our own podcasts.

703
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Alright, we are back.

704
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To Dish Bags and Microphone, I'm Mark.

705
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And I'm Rob.

706
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Alright, well you were talking about low paying jobs.

707
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Yeah.

708
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:57,000
Okay, I have a report on the restaurant industry.

709
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:02,000
And this is the do's and don'ts of restaurants.

710
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,000
This is how people feel.

711
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
These are polls.

712
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:13,000
And this is how people feel about certain things about restaurants and how people act towards it and what they do in them.

713
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:20,000
So, first off, the restaurant industry is finally ending the horrible QR experiment.

714
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:23,000
The QR codes began popping up during the pandemic.

715
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,000
Yes, I know.

716
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:29,000
During the pandemic and overstate, it's welcome.

717
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:38,000
I know many people like I missed a lot of the menu due to having to enlarge the page and skipping around.

718
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
God forbid if you have a low battery.

719
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,000
If you have a low battery, you're not going to be able to see anything.

720
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:46,000
Then you're at the mercy of someone else going, hey, do they have a cod sandwich?

721
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Oh, hang on a minute. Hang on a minute. I don't have any battery left. I can't tell.

722
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:55,000
So, I mean, it was out of necessity during the pandemic.

723
01:00:55,000 --> 01:01:01,000
Now that that's supposedly over, I'm glad that they're ending it because it was stupid.

724
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,000
And I always ask for a paper menu.

725
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:06,000
And for a while there, I couldn't get one around Kansas City. It really pissed me off.

726
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

727
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:10,000
I would leave. I'd be like, all right. Yeah, that's OK.

728
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,000
We'll go somewhere that does have one.

729
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:19,000
A lot of times, you told me to look on my phone what you have on your menu and I'm sitting in your restaurant.

730
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:23,000
Exactly. I would have respected a big board.

731
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:29,000
A huge board that said most restaurants do have it on a big board.

732
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,000
Yeah, you have it on a big board.

733
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,000
Oh, the meatloaf. I guess I'll go with the meatloaf.

734
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,000
Yeah, that's 829 or whatever.

735
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,000
That's better than nothing.

736
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:43,000
Yeah. At least I could tell some of the specials and stuff. But, you know, anyhow.

737
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:54,000
Well, like we have mentioned on here, a lot of us older people have harder times with technology on our phones.

738
01:01:54,000 --> 01:02:01,000
And you're expected to stick in a restaurant, get on your phone and order your meal.

739
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,000
No, no, no. I mean, yeah.

740
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,000
If I'm going to get on my phone or my meal, you're going to deliver.

741
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Exactly. A lot of times the QR code wasn't even compatible with certain phones.

742
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:17,000
One time we're at a restaurant during the pandemic, both our phones, the QR code didn't agree with.

743
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:24,000
And they said they didn't have any paper menus. And, you know, that they're probably we didn't go back.

744
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,000
So I made our server get on her.

745
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:30,000
That's when you tell them, grab a piece of paper and a pencil.

746
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:37,000
Yeah. Well, at this other restaurant, we made our server get on her phone and recite the menu to us.

747
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:41,000
Guess what? They have paper menus and no more QR codes.

748
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:51,000
So this leads to restaurant etiquette and a restaurant poll of people who frequent restaurants, the do's and don'ts basically.

749
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:57,000
A recent Ugov survey about the acceptability of 40 restaurant behaviors.

750
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:05,000
Eight out of 10 people polled said it wasn't acceptable to say they won't pay for a dish they didn't like, but ate most of it.

751
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,000
I agree with that. I've seen that done before, haven't you?

752
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,000
They eat three quarters of it and go, I didn't like it.

753
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,000
Yeah, we dealt with that at Joseph and Jim's.

754
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:18,000
Yeah. Every restaurant ever worked out when I was a teenager, we dealt with that.

755
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:22,000
They'd eat three quarters of it and go, I didn't like it. Give me something else.

756
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:30,000
And most of the times it would be exactly like my reaction on it. Get the fuck out of here after you pay.

757
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:35,000
Yeah, but company policy says you gotta give it to them.

758
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:43,000
Yeah, now they do. Now they're like that, but independent restaurants that I worked at before didn't do that a lot.

759
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:48,000
They would be like, look, you ate 84% of it. No.

760
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:52,000
Well, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right, Dad.

761
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:58,000
Now, speak of 84%. 84% pay for a dish they didn't like, but ate most of it.

762
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:05,000
84% said they didn't like people who let their kids roam in the restaurant freely. I agree.

763
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:15,000
I agree. Both of them are at 84%, so overwhelmingly people didn't like that, eating most of your meal and then saying you didn't like it and trying to get, you know, trying not to pay for it.

764
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:22,000
And 84% also did not like it when the kids were free range children inside the restaurant.

765
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:24,000
I've had that happen quite a bit and I can't stand it.

766
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:31,000
Little kid comes over there and like staring at you eating your food and then making faces and running around screaming.

767
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:36,000
It's like, no, it's like if you have a kid that can't behave, get out of here. Have it delivered.

768
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:42,000
Don't be fucking up my meal. And I'll be a real rude asshole about it, too. I've done it before.

769
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:54,000
I told you about the time. No, no, no. Back in the day, there was a lot of dads who would just do a big yawn and just clothesline the little fuckers that come running by.

770
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Yeah, well that doesn't happen very much anymore. I was down at the City Market.

771
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:01,000
Yeah, well, yeah, with today's laws, you can't do that anymore.

772
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:09,000
Well, I was down at the City Market in our corner there. It was just me by myself. I was reading a book and I was drinking my iced coffee.

773
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:16,000
And this guy over there near the front of the of the coffee house, let his kid just run all over there.

774
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:22,000
You know, there's a bunch of hills and stuff. It's all concrete and he's running up and down screaming.

775
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:29,000
So he walks over to my table and I'm reading and before I could get up, he fucking grabbed my cup and drank out of it.

776
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:36,000
So I walked over there to the guy with my cup and I said, you can have this now. You know why your kid drank out of it.

777
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:40,000
You know why he drank out of it? Because you were not watching him.

778
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:45,000
And the guy he was talking to was like kind of like looking around and that guy's just sitting there with his mouth open.

779
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:51,000
And I walked off. He didn't say sorry or nothing. I could have beat that motherfucker to half to death.

780
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:57,000
And anyhow, you just sit there going, oh, and they got up and left. But anyhow, it pissed me off.

781
01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:01,000
So anyhow, an 85 percent good thing, we're getting old.

782
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:05,000
Yes. If that been my early days, I would shove that kid up his ass.

783
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,000
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

784
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:21,000
And 85 percent said that staying past the establishment hours wasn't cool as well.

785
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:26,000
Other pet peeves of customers are when someone asks to taste the wine before purchasing it,

786
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:34,000
asking for multiple modifications to the food item, taking an extended amount of time to order and leaving no tip after bad behavior.

787
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:45,000
Yeah, I always leave a tip, but I will leave like not a very good tip if someone's horrible service.

788
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,000
But I always do leave a tip.

789
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:50,000
I've just seen all of them that you just read off.

790
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:54,000
Yeah. Yeah. And I agree with everything that this says so far.

791
01:06:54,000 --> 01:07:02,000
Other notable behaviors that hit that that hit the do not list are ask for a table near a power outlet to charge your phone.

792
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,000
I've done that numerous times.

793
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:15,000
I've been on. I have an issue with that because as many times I've been on vacation after several airports and Uber rides and car reservations, my battery is down to nothing.

794
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:21,000
And when I used to go out of town for work, I used to depend on restaurants to charge my phone up while I'm eating.

795
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:27,000
So I kind of have a problem with that. OK. Well, I'll give you that one. OK.

796
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:35,000
I'm not you know, I'm not I'm not just doing that while I'm traveling because I normally don't travel. OK.

797
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:51,000
Although just so everybody knows this Saturday night, if reception allows me, I will be coming from an undisclosed location.

798
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:58,000
Yeah. Yeah. That's going to be very cool. I hope you can get reception.

799
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:04,000
So if not, we won't have one. It sounded like I'm probably going to be able to.

800
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:09,000
So we OK. OK. Cool. So anyhow, I didn't agree with that.

801
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:18,000
I don't even know me or the other person don't know exactly where we're going.

802
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:26,000
Well, good luck. Large. Another one was a large group of people that want to split the bill.

803
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:34,000
I don't agree with that as well. Many times, Val and I don't order an excessive amount of drinks when others in the party are for deep.

804
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:38,000
Why do we want to pay for their habits? Right. Right. Yeah.

805
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:41,000
There's no way they're like, oh, let's just all divide this equally.

806
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:48,000
And it's like, no, I had a Coke and a burger and you had a steak and five scotches.

807
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:53,000
Fuck you. You pay for your steak and five scotches. I totally agree.

808
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:57,000
I've done that before. I go, no, no, no, no. We're not doing that.

809
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,000
I know what we had. I know what we had.

810
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:04,000
And we're just going to have to inconvenience the waiter and he's going to have to split our part up.

811
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:07,000
You guys can do whatever you want, but I'm not doing that.

812
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:11,000
And yeah, that pisses me off because they're just trying to get by on you.

813
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:15,000
They're just trying to get you to pay for their habits.

814
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:19,000
Taking food photos are on here, too. But I've done that before.

815
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:24,000
Val's done that. I mean, you know, sending a dish back that wasn't made is specified.

816
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:28,000
Asked to be seated before all their party arrives.

817
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:31,000
No. OK. I would rather have the extra room at the front myself.

818
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:36,000
There's never enough seats or booths anyway at the front of the restaurant. Right.

819
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:42,000
So I like it when there's like a party at 30 and there's 27 there when they seat them.

820
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,000
Then the other three people can gradually get there.

821
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:52,000
But at least they're not in my way while I'm trying to sit down while I'm waiting for my table. Right.

822
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:55,000
But yeah, so I don't agree with that.

823
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:59,000
I like it when they sit them down and yeah, the other people are going to be a half hour late.

824
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:04,000
Why should those people have to sit there in my way that whole time when you could seat them down?

825
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,000
Have a couple of drinks, maybe not order food yet.

826
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:09,000
Just keep them on the back burner every now and then.

827
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:13,000
Go. Does anyone else want a beer? You know, but leave them on the back burner.

828
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,000
They can go to their table.

829
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:21,000
But I know why restaurants don't do that is because they want to fit as many people in those tables in the amount of time that they have.

830
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:32,000
But anyhow, so and then anyhow, eighty eight percent did not favor a place charging for tap water.

831
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:36,000
I agree with that. And I've been to places that charge for tap water.

832
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:42,000
It's like what? It's like I'm buying a meal. The water doesn't come with it.

833
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:46,000
So no prices on the menu.

834
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:49,000
When did they start charging for water?

835
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:55,000
Not all places do that. And I think most places backed off from that because.

836
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,000
They should because. Oh, I get it.

837
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,000
The Americans build on that.

838
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,000
Yeah, I would get up and walk out.

839
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:08,000
I like a place that if you come in there and ask for water, they give it to you, whether you're whether you're a customer or not.

840
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:13,000
And they do it because they're decent people.

841
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:20,000
That's the kind of place I like to go to, not some snooty place that goes, no, no, it's going to be three dollars for that water.

842
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:24,000
So no prices on the menu at eighty five, which I agree with.

843
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:29,000
No prices makes me not want to buy a damn thing.

844
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:33,000
Seventy seven percent didn't like music being too loud.

845
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:39,000
I agree with that. Seventy seven percent also did not like the automatic 20 percent tip.

846
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:42,000
Yes. Yes.

847
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:52,000
And a lot of times you double tip because a lot of people, people don't look down and go, oh, the 20 percent was already added.

848
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:56,000
Yeah, you're a couple of drinks deep and you're not really thinking about it.

849
01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:05,000
And then you leave another 20 percent on there that that waiter is getting 40 percent because they added 20 percent on a small writing at the bottom of the bill.

850
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,000
I don't agree with that. And I don't go to places that do that.

851
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:12,000
There's a couple of places in Eureka Springs that do that. And I don't go there anymore.

852
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:20,000
This is me off. And anyhow, I would be all right with it as long as they told me up front.

853
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:24,000
If they told you, yes, but don't have it on the menu. Yeah.

854
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:31,000
Yeah, I agree. And then seventy five percent didn't like that.

855
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:35,000
The dynamic pricing, because they pretty much quit that for a while.

856
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:41,000
Their restaurants were doing dynamic pricing, kind of like dynamic seating.

857
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:48,000
Like if if I don't know, swordfish is like really in high demand for some reason.

858
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:57,000
All of a sudden, the price of that skyrockets beef tenderloin. If all of a sudden that's in high demand, the price skyrockets.

859
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:01,000
But you don't know till you get to the restaurant and then they go, oh, the dynamic pricing today.

860
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:11,000
The beef tenderloin is going to be fifty seven dollars for a small little I don't know, one hundred fifty seven dollars for like a small little 14 ounce or something.

861
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:16,000
It's like, no, no, no, no, no. Keep your dynamic pricing. I'll go somewhere else.

862
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:22,000
And then fifty four percent do not like a place that does not take reservations.

863
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:25,000
So there's much more to this article.

864
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:36,000
But because I think I've covered a lot of stuff on here and so we can go back to you, I'm going to tell the other two sections of it next next show.

865
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:45,000
And it's the next one is just the the percentages of what people liked and didn't like in restaurants.

866
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:48,000
And so I don't want to do all this together. It's going to take up too much time.

867
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:58,000
Instead, we're going to go to Rob for his next story.

868
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:10,000
A woman believed to be the oldest in the world is set to celebrate her upcoming hundred twenty fourth birthday.

869
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:24,000
Wow. As state officials for plan her a party to mark the occasion.

870
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:30,000
OK, I see I thought I just did a story on the oldest person alive.

871
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:37,000
She was one hundred sixteen. This is this lady's one hundred and twenty something.

872
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:43,000
Well, I'm I'm diving deeper into it. Oh, OK. Go ahead. Sorry.

873
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:52,000
Oh, my God. It was really. Oh, I'm a Tina.

874
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:56,000
Oh, that does.

875
01:14:56,000 --> 01:15:01,000
The worm. That's what I want to say. OK.

876
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:09,000
Also known as Dona Julia. Yeah, go with that. Dona Julia.

877
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:14,000
Which I'm only even breaking down the easier.

878
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:20,000
We're just going to call her Julia. Perfect.

879
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:36,000
She said that I've been born on June twenty second, nineteen hundred exactly six months before the death of Queen Victoria.

880
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:49,000
Wow. According to her pension records, this would make her the oldest living person in the world.

881
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:54,000
Julia lives in Sierra Gaius.

882
01:15:54,000 --> 01:16:04,000
And the state of Parana reportedly drives on boiled eggs.

883
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:08,000
And please forgive me on this.

884
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:12,000
Hello, OK.

885
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:22,000
Brazilian. I'm going to say it's Brazilian fried eggs and sausage.

886
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:27,000
That's it. Yeah.

887
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:39,000
Yeah, the ball. But the other is a traditional local cake made with Gavassi flour.

888
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:43,000
Kielbasa flour. OK.

889
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:48,000
G-A-S-S-A-V. I thought you meant Kielbasa like the sausage.

890
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:52,000
No, not not the like the sausage. OK.

891
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:56,000
Kielbasa. Yeah, I was like what?

892
01:16:56,000 --> 01:17:03,000
Hey, here we. Here is a ridicule or something else to get us on.

893
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:09,000
Yeah, we said, you know, I pronounce it and stuff, dude. Rob, you know what I'm doing?

894
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:14,000
I'm saving all the hate email for one special segment.

895
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:18,000
Yeah, that's probably best. Oh, it's I got every one of them.

896
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:21,000
I found every one of them that I deleted and all that stuff.

897
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:28,000
I decided this the other day and we're going to go through them and just make fun of them, ridicule them or say, yeah, OK, you're right.

898
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:33,000
Like if they go, you guys butcher, you guys butcher the language. I'm going to go.

899
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:39,000
Yeah, true. But it's still free. So anyhow.

900
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:42,000
Anyhow, there's probably a few of them.

901
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:52,000
Her social worker said that she doesn't have diabetes, headaches or high blood pressure.

902
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,000
Good for her.

903
01:17:54,000 --> 01:18:01,000
She doesn't take medicine and she doesn't have gray hair.

904
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:06,000
Wow. She loves wearing earrings and bracelets, she said.

905
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:09,000
That's amazing. Now show the picture of her.

906
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:12,000
She had she don't have gray hair.

907
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:16,000
Wow. She's an old shrivel up old lady.

908
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:21,000
But no gray hair.

909
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:27,000
That's interesting. The bullshit part of it. OK.

910
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:36,000
Although her age is recognized by the Brazilian government,

911
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:48,000
Julia has been denied a place in Guinness Book of World Records because of a mix up with her birth certificate.

912
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:58,000
However, her birthday was confirmed by statements from poor people aged more than 70.

913
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:04,000
Who had all known her for 20 years?

914
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:11,000
Wow. It sounds like she is that old, but they just can't prove it because a mix up with a birth certificate.

915
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:15,000
I think that who cares if Guinness doesn't recognize it.

916
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:19,000
I think everybody knows that it's true. So, wow.

917
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:25,000
According to Brazilian news outlet Banda B,

918
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:35,000
Julia spent a significant chunk of her life on the streets

919
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:52,000
and was adopted at the age of 100 by a woman named Maria Edna de Alameda.

920
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:57,000
Wow. OK.

921
01:19:57,000 --> 01:20:05,000
But Brazil still plans on putting her at a birthday party.

922
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:13,000
Good. They put her on one last year for 123rd.

923
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:28,000
The current Guinness World Record holder for oldest person is American born Spanish,

924
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:43,000
Super Centurion Maria Baroness Moura. OK. Good enough.

925
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:49,000
She returned 117th on March 4th this year. OK. Cool. Thank you, Rob. Wow.

926
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:56,000
That might be the one I had the story about earlier.

927
01:20:56,000 --> 01:21:03,000
It could have been. I had one about the Guinness Book of World Record holder.

928
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:10,000
That may have been that gal. It might have been. It sounds like this gal beats her out.

929
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:16,000
Yep. Wow. OK. Well, all right.

930
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:24,000
We have a new, besides not available, number one in America, and that's Boardman Oregon.

931
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:33,000
Yes. And then we have a new. We have a new comer in the top four, and that is Tappan Hanuck.

932
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:39,000
Tappan Hanuck. Let me see where that's. Yeah. Where was that?

933
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:46,000
I pulled that up there all that. Hang on. Hang on. Let me run my Google. I still got my history.

934
01:21:46,000 --> 01:21:53,000
Oh, good. Oh, it's in Virginia. Yeah, Virginia. That's right.

935
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:58,000
Wow. Well, thank you, Tappan Hanuck and Boardman. You've been on our board for quite a while.

936
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:05,000
And Columbus. Yeah. Columbus, Ohio is just booming. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

937
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:10,000
Ashburn is doing really well. Of course, Kansas City. Harrisonville is hanging in there strong.

938
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:15,000
Phoenix is a big up and comer. Thank you, Phoenix. Yeah.

939
01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:20,000
Brussels, Belgium still doing great there. The other the other Kansas City doing solid there.

940
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:24,000
St. Louis. We gained a lot of listeners. We appreciate that.

941
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:30,000
A lot of downloaders or whatever you want to call them. San Jose, California. Quite a few.

942
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:40,000
Even some in Raymore, Savannah, Georgia, Denver come in big and bad. Raymore. Yeah. Yep. Raymore has quite a few.

943
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:46,000
That could be either of our friends. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Who knows? But anyhow, thank you.

944
01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:52,000
I have a lot of friends in Raymore. Well, thank you. We got quite a few hits from there.

945
01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:56,000
We appreciate it. And when you guys hear this, send me an email. Let me know who you are.

946
01:22:56,000 --> 01:23:04,000
We'll give you a shout out or whatever or just make up some really good lies about you or something. Right.

947
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:09,000
Sounds good. That's what we do. All right. Well, we are going near 120 on this.

948
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:16,000
So let's go ahead and wrap a bow on this bitch and call it good. You want to do that? Sounds good.

949
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:23,000
I got to get ready for my camping trip. Yep. Oh, do you work tomorrow or not?

950
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:31,000
Yeah, I work tomorrow. And actually, I'm supposed to work all day Friday.

951
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:38,000
I don't know. Will a foreman quit today? I might take off half a day Friday. Yeah. Go camping early, man.

952
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:46,000
Get ready to go. Yeah. All right. I'm really interested in how this on remote location comes out.

953
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:52,000
I think it's going to be pretty interesting. So anyhow. Oh, no, it's going to be the same as we are right now.

954
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:59,000
OK. All right. Cool. It just depends on whether I have reception or not. All right. Cool.

955
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:10,000
Well, if not, then I to be honest, neither one of us know exactly where we're going. So there's a chance there may not be reception.

956
01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:16,000
So we warned you guys right now. We warned you guys right now that there may not be a show.

957
01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:25,000
There may not be, but I hope there is. If there is, there's going to be a firefighter going and all that stuff.

958
01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:32,000
That should be pretty interesting. So anyhow. Oh, hi, Grandma Opal. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky.

959
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:42,000
Hi, Grandma. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky. And everybody in Dodge City, Kansas. Thank you guys. We love you. Ra Ra D town.

960
01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:56,000
All right, everybody. Thank you for listening. Good night, assholes. Good night, assholes.