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I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to lie to all my friends and tell them how good

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the show is.

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of the power plant, campgrounds, and junkyard all within its quarter mile radius.

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Here at Two Dushbags and a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong.

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At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys.

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We can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Dushbags and a Microphone.

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We Talk.

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Jesus.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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You know, nothing is on fire.

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Fire is on things.

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Hi all.

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This is Chicago.

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I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

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Oh yeah?

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This is Kansas City here.

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Hold my beard, bitch.

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

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Two Dushbags and a Microphone.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Wild asparagus is plentiful and easy to find.

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It can be stewed with garlic and onion, which is both wild, which can be easily found in

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a very tasty post-apocalypse food.

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You can make this into a delicious stew.

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This will hold you over at least for a couple of days until you can find some other food.

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Two Dushbags and a Microphone.

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I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Hey Rob, how's it going tonight?

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Ah, it's going actually pretty good.

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Pretty good.

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Good.

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I'm having a good week so far.

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That's excellent to hear.

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Yeah, same here.

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Everything's pretty good.

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Don't really have anything to bitch about and if I did, it wouldn't be warranted.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah.

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I did get kind of a break yesterday.

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Why?

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What happened?

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Well, right before lunch, my big saw went down.

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I lost all the belts on it and stuff.

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I put them back on and they just kept flipping.

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So we ended up having to replace all the belts.

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There were four belts.

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And the foreman came up and ended up helping me.

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We went to back off the tensioning bolts that hold the motor in place to keep the belts

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tight.

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And he snapped one of them so we had to hand cut it in.

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That one out with vice grips.

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Oh man.

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Yeah, it was just a minute.

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Yeah, but my saw was down half the day yesterday.

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If anyone is out there, and I'm sure there's a few people.

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It didn't go until like 8, 8.15 this morning.

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Oh man.

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I had a nice little break.

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Oh that's cool.

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And this is a big metal bladed chop saw, right?

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It's a 20, it holds a 20 inch blade.

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A bladed blade, like a grinding blade, but a cutting blade.

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This is a real deal.

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Yeah, wow.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That sounds like a lot of work, dude.

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But I'm glad you got it done and now you can get back to producing parts so people can

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Yeah, I had to bust my ass all day today to make up for the half day loss yesterday, but

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hey, I'm good to go.

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Yeah, we're there.

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That's excellent.

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Good.

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I got in there, I did what I had to do, we're there.

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That's cool.

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That's on schedule.

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Well, I had my phone situation figured out finally, got that to work in, and tomorrow

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going to have a technician come over and figure out the internets that I've ordered a couple

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weeks ago that will not, refuses to work.

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And I think what it is is I think when they disconnected the fiber octave out in front

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that they never did restore it.

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And I think when I signed up for it again, I think they just automatically thought that

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it was restored, but I don't think it was.

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I think they took it out.

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Yeah, they're sending signal, but it cut off, so you're not getting it.

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And so I did everything I could.

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I did the first year of thing, went to another outlet.

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And like I said the other day, if I knew that this was going to involve a coaxial cable,

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I would not have ordered it.

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I hate coaxial cables.

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I find them to be ridiculous.

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I just don't think it's necessary in today's technology to have one.

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But anyhow, you know what?

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I got a great deal for a year with my phone, all of it bundled up and everything, so I'm

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going to do it for a year.

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I am so glad you got that straight out, because I was taking out the laptop of a bail money,

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my friend.

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It was getting close, Rob.

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It was getting close.

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Yeah, from the way you were talking to it, yeah.

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Your Google Chromebook I've got right here, and I've been adding some stuff on it, and

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I think that I'm going to add just all the software I can.

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And then if you want to record bits or come up with your own sound effects or whatever,

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you can too.

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And you come up with an idea or something, and you're just like, you know what?

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So anyhow, it's going to be good when I get it to you.

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I can at least get it recorded, and we could do whatever.

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On what?

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Yes, and it's lightweight.

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It's great.

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So yeah, I think it's going to work very well for you.

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And also, above all, when you're doing your podcasts, you have that, and your phone's

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just your phone.

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You have your screen there for everything else.

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So you can do like me, all said, hey, what does Zimbabwe?

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Where is Zimbabwe?

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Hang on, Rob.

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Oh, OK, it's South Africa.

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You know, so you can do the same thing I do, and it really helps you out a lot on this

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podcast, especially the way we kind of...

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I could still do that on my phone.

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Yeah, but it's not as...

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That's how I end up helping you.

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I switch over to Google real quick.

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Oh, I know, but sometimes it disappears on you.

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It's not as efficient.

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Right, right.

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I think that this will help you more.

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So anyhow...

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No, my problem is I need to figure out how to get rid of all the damn ads.

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I don't have an answer for that, Rob.

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Oh my God.

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I have a little cell phone, and half my page of the story I'm trying to read is nothing

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but ads.

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The good old algorithms.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm getting sick of it selling to me everything that I said the day before.

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Like right now.

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Vintage sofas.

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Tomorrow, I will get 10 ads for vintage sofas because it listens to me.

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And I do it yourself.

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Say something weird.

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Zenith.

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Black and white TVs.

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It'll be up tomorrow.

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So...

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If you come up with a 1972 olive green couch, I want it.

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You just said it, so I'm pretty sure I'll get an ad for it tomorrow.

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So yeah.

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I'll see if I can get an ad or a pop-up on mine.

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Yeah, probably both.

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So anyhow, I went to the doctor today.

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I'm down another 10 pounds.

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I'm pretty happy with that.

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I'm starting to get to where I need to be.

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Thank you.

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Getting to where I need to be.

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It's always a constant struggle, a constant battle, but I seem to be winning at least

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right now.

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So anyhow, all my blood work was perfect.

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So I'm pretty happy.

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I'm very happy with that.

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Let me say this.

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I'm very happy with that.

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My cholesterol is really low.

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So you know what, man?

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Thank you God.

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That's all I got to say on that.

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So anyhow, I guess we'll go ahead and get to the first third.

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That sound good?

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Let's do it.

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All right.

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Again, and the dumb shit's throwing away, department Rob.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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You notice I'm doing this in everyone.

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So...

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Yeah.

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You can now order on Etsy a Simpson-inspired family photo.

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Yep.

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In an animated photo likeness of you and your family, but only yellow and with odd shaped

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heads.

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So if you got the cast to burn, there you go.

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You want to portray them?

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Actually, in some families that would be cool.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I guess so.

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You know what?

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I was a little harsh there.

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I mean, if your family's big into the Simpsons, which a lot of people are.

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You know what?

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You're right.

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They wouldn't have survived as long as they had.

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That would have been the perfect gift.

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They actually...

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Yeah.

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They open it up and go, oh my God, man.

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We're all Simpsonized.

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And not a lot of people know about this.

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Yeah.

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Oh, that is a great idea.

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I wonder if they...

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I bet you they do.

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Rob, I'm good.

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You got a great idea.

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I might do that for Christmas cards now.

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So I guess I'm one of the idiots throwing away money now, right?

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Well, see, my problem is I've always came up with these ideas.

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I've just never collected on them.

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I know what you mean.

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I know what I mean.

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I know a friend that collects on ideas what he does.

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And I can't go into it too much because he's got a lot of litigation going on this last

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one out in California.

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But he comes up with ideas and he patents them.

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And then his lawyer says, hey, these people in Arizona are building your patent.

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Oh, really?

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Yeah.

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They don't know it.

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They're not making money yet, but as soon as they make enough money, we're going to

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sue them and we're going to take everything they got and plus all the rights.

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Right.

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And he's made a really good living off of doing that.

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And I don't expect him to stop anytime soon.

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So and he may listen.

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So if you listen, I'm giving you the thumbs up on that shit.

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So anyway, you got a double thumbs up here.

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Yeah, it's brilliant.

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He doesn't he doesn't figure out how to manufacture them or nothing.

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He just sits back and lets them for about 10 years.

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And he's like, that money you're making, it's mine.

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So anyhow, but usually what he does.

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As long as you're legal about it and you have the patent there.

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Yeah, it's totally legal.

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There's nothing they can do about it if you own the patent.

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So anyhow, what he does is he said he usually reaches in the middle.

263
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He'll go, all right, well, you have all this money invested in all these manufacturing

264
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facilities doing this.

265
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You have the distribution platform, all this stuff.

266
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You cut me in for half of it and we're good.

267
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If you don't, I'm going to sue you and take everything.

268
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You see, isn't that brilliant?

269
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Everybody else has the headaches of shipping, the platform, all that stuff, how to manufacture,

270
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you know, most cost effective way.

271
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And he comes in later after it's all done and says, ah, that's mine.

272
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And then they just cut.

273
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He said usually they'll settle for something like he usually gets about 40 percent or something.

274
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And you know, so anyhow, let's see.

275
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So where was I?

276
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Let's see, the prices differ with portraits and suppliers.

277
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You know, the stone.

278
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So anyhow, it just depends on, you know, if you have like 10 kids and, you know, mom and

279
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dad and Uncle Bernie or something like that, right.

280
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Then it'll cost more.

281
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And then Etsy has different people that contribute to it.

282
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So you know, it's all depends on what you want and how much it'll cost.

283
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So I can't give you a firm cost on that.

284
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:20,520
Rob, you know, the Rolling Stones are on tour again.

285
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I read that they're 80 ish, 82, 80, 81, something like that.

286
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:27,840
Right.

287
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:33,280
You know, I remember back in the 80s, remember the comeback named the Steel Wheel Tour?

288
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,280
You remember that one?

289
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,280
Yeah.

290
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,280
Yeah, it was a huge tour.

291
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,280
OK.

292
00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:41,840
Well, I'm thinking this one should probably be named the Steel Wheelchair Tour.

293
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Oh, you got it.

294
00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:45,680
Yeah.

295
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:46,680
Yeah.

296
00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:50,280
Instead of whatever I forgot is some sort of I forgot some sort of company.

297
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,280
Anyhow.

298
00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,280
Yeah.

299
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It's like being a paid sponsorship of them.

300
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,280
But anyhow, it should be the Steel Wheelchair Tour.

301
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,560
All right.

302
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:00,560
I read about the sticker.

303
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,800
The director is going to live forever.

304
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,800
Oh, yeah.

305
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:04,800
God, yeah.

306
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,280
I think I think he survived.

307
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,080
I think they proved he survived Hiroshima.

308
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,320
He was in the middle and he's OK.

309
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,080
He was over there on tour.

310
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,080
Yeah.

311
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,080
Yeah.

312
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,080
He was doing a solo tour.

313
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,080
Yeah.

314
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,080
The bomb landed like five foot from me.

315
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,080
What I heard.

316
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,080
Yeah.

317
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:24,040
Disintegrated his whole solo band, but he just stood there smoking a cigarette and he

318
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was fine.

319
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:26,040
His cigarette was still in his mouth.

320
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,040
Walked right away.

321
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,040
He turned.

322
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,040
Yeah.

323
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:34,600
He just kind of brushed his jeans off a little bit, some dust, you know, so he was all right.

324
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:38,920
The other day, I read a bumper sticker that said this, Rob.

325
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:46,360
Your driving is so good, it makes my middle finger have an erection.

326
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,360
Not bad.

327
00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:48,360
Not bad.

328
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,840
I need to have one of them made.

329
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:50,840
You can find it online.

330
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,200
I looked it up online.

331
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,200
They sell them.

332
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,200
OK.

333
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,200
I'll find it.

334
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,200
I thought that was awesome.

335
00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:02,120
Rob, you know, the new craze is Mayo on a hot dog.

336
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,120
Actually, I read that.

337
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,120
But you know what?

338
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:09,120
I've been doing that for years anyway myself.

339
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:10,120
Yeah.

340
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,120
Yeah.

341
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,120
You know what?

342
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,120
I got the thinking it's basically lunch meat in a round form, right?

343
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,120
Yeah.

344
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:23,920
What I do is I put the Mayo along the bun, both sides, inside the bun, and then I put

345
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:28,560
some mustard on it, then my hot dog, then some ketchup.

346
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,560
I think that's great.

347
00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:30,560
Now, I got one question.

348
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:31,560
Oh, yeah.

349
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,560
Yeah.

350
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:37,400
Do you use sweet relish or do you use dill relish?

351
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:42,680
Do you have a preference?

352
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:45,680
I prefer sweet.

353
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:46,680
Me too.

354
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,680
I'll take whatever I got.

355
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,680
I mean, I'll do dill, too.

356
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:49,680
I will, too, if that's all they have.

357
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:52,680
It doesn't matter as long as I got some type of pickle to put on it.

358
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:53,680
Yeah.

359
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,680
Yeah.

360
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,680
So yeah, that's the same here.

361
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:56,680
I'll throw a kosher dill on top.

362
00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:57,680
I don't care.

363
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:58,680
Oh, yeah.

364
00:15:58,680 --> 00:15:59,680
I should go ahead and put some dill on it.

365
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:00,680
I'll put some dill on it.

366
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:01,680
I'll put some dill on it.

367
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,680
I'll put some dill on it.

368
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,680
I'll put some dill on it.

369
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,680
Oh, yeah.

370
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,680
Chicago style.

371
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:06,680
Nothing wrong with that.

372
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:07,680
They're good, too.

373
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,320
You know, but actually, I'm thinking that I or anyone with a life doesn't really give

374
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,520
one else a shit about this, right?

375
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,520
Yeah.

376
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,200
You know, go ahead.

377
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:18,240
Slather that greasy mayo all you want.

378
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,280
So yeah, it doesn't bother me.

379
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,280
I do it, too.

380
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,280
I mean, I'm going to try it.

381
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,280
I've never done it before.

382
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,280
Just for the record, just for the record, to me, it's not mayo.

383
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,880
It's Miracle Whip.

384
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,700
Oh, completely different.

385
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,040
Completely different.

386
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:38,360
And I can totally see Miracle Whip, where mayo is kind of a, I guess.

387
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,360
But yeah.

388
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:43,400
Miracle Whip has a little tanginess, and that's what I like about it.

389
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,400
Yes.

390
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,560
Yeah, that's what I mean.

391
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:51,940
I think Miracle Whip would add a little spice to it, you know, a little zip.

392
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,360
So OK, I see that.

393
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,360
All right.

394
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,280
Feel free to email us.

395
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,640
You like mayo or not, or you think we're fucking crazed assholes or whatever.

396
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,880
Well, you already think we're crazed assholes.

397
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,080
Do you like mayo or not?

398
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,240
Just send an email.

399
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,680
So anyhow, slather that thing up.

400
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,120
That's all I got to say.

401
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:15,280
You know, the average person has 83 group chats in a year.

402
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,280
Eighty three of them.

403
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,640
I'm way below average, Jim.

404
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:19,640
Me too.

405
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,280
I hate them because they go off all night.

406
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:27,200
Some idiots up at three in the morning with insomnia, scratching their ass, go, I'm going

407
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,640
to tell this joke.

408
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:33,080
All of a sudden, you're lying there being, oh, shit, what's going on, man?

409
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,080
Family hurt something.

410
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,080
Oh, that motherfucker.

411
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,800
You know, you know, it just sucks.

412
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:43,600
So yeah, I whenever someone puts me in them, I put myself out of them quickly unless it's

413
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:47,160
something very important, like someone's having an operation or something.

414
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,720
First thing I do is leave that chat.

415
00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:50,720
Is that what you do?

416
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,720
Yeah.

417
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:58,200
Well, normally for me, it's like my brother, my mom and me.

418
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:05,280
And you know.

419
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,600
I understand you guys need to communicate.

420
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,600
Yeah.

421
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,200
And then I get out of it as quick as I can.

422
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,200
Yeah.

423
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,200
Yeah.

424
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,200
Yeah.

425
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,200
Yep.

426
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,200
I'm the same way.

427
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,200
If it's like something really important, like someone's having an operation, a family member

428
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,400
or something, we'll all be on that.

429
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,680
And then as soon as I get the all clear, boom, I'm gone.

430
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:25,680
You know, none of this.

431
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,760
Oh, man, I'm glad that turned out good.

432
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,760
None of this.

433
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,760
Well, I wonder when the follow up is.

434
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,600
I'm like, OK, bye.

435
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:37,080
So you know, and they explain it by people trying to organize plans.

436
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,160
I say just do this, Rob, the old fashioned way.

437
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,960
Don't say shit until they make an effort to call you.

438
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:43,960
Right?

439
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:44,960
Right.

440
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:45,960
Yeah.

441
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:52,700
Then making an effort to call you proves that they give a shit enough to get this from you.

442
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:55,120
So I'm saying don't volunteer it.

443
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,400
If they want to know, they'll ask you.

444
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,360
And don't bring a bunch of people that have nothing to do with it into it.

445
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,680
So that's just my thought.

446
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:02,680
Oh, yeah.

447
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,680
Oh, yeah.

448
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,680
Yeah.

449
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,680
Yep.

450
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,000
I'm a one on one person.

451
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Yeah.

452
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,280
Yeah, me too.

453
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,280
Basically.

454
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,520
And like I said, there are special reasons and all that.

455
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:19,800
But outside of that, don't don't bring me in a group chat just to go, hey, did you hear

456
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,440
about the monkey that climbed that?

457
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,440
You know?

458
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:24,720
No, no, no, not me.

459
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,360
I have a message to all ghosts.

460
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:33,000
If you can pick up and slam shut cabinet doors, you have enough.

461
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,160
You will have us both haunted.

462
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,960
Oh shit, you're right.

463
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,240
I can't tell my pun now.

464
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,240
Go ahead.

465
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,240
Go ahead.

466
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,240
I'm already haunted.

467
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,240
Go ahead.

468
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,760
If you can pick up vases and you can slam shut cabinet doors, you have enough strength

469
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,600
to pick up broom and a mop.

470
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,600
Fair?

471
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,600
Fair?

472
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,600
Fair.

473
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,600
Fair.

474
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:56,760
Look, dude, they're sitting around bored anyhow.

475
00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:00,000
That's why they're spooking you, right?

476
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:04,600
It's like while I'm asleep at three o'clock in the morning, you're at the way.

477
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,840
Yeah, maybe clean it.

478
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:06,840
Yeah.

479
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:10,000
If I wake up and you're just sitting there going forward, throwing the toaster on the

480
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,880
ground, we're going to have some fucking issues.

481
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,160
Now, if you're in there mopping, you know, we can be friends.

482
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,760
Hey, Casper, what's up?

483
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,120
And I'm just mopping.

484
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,120
Thanks, man.

485
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,120
Appreciate it.

486
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,120
Oh, you can't eat.

487
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,120
I was going to offer you.

488
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,120
I can't drink.

489
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,720
I was going to offer you a beer and I don't know.

490
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,560
I had some leftover French toast.

491
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,560
Forget it.

492
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,560
Forget it.

493
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,560
I forgot you guys don't eat.

494
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:30,560
All right.

495
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,560
I'll be in my bed.

496
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,560
Thanks.

497
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,560
Yeah.

498
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,560
Yeah.

499
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:35,560
Yeah.

500
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,560
If you do that or get out and get your ass a job, start paying rent.

501
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,560
How about both?

502
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,560
All right.

503
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,520
I'd just be happy with some help with the housework.

504
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,520
Me too.

505
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,000
You know what?

506
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,600
Let's not get greedy.

507
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,720
Start with a mop and a broom and we'll work our way from there.

508
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,720
Yeah.

509
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,720
So.

510
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:55,240
I mean, I do know the manager at McDonald's down here.

511
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,280
I get your job.

512
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,280
See?

513
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,280
Flipping burgers.

514
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:00,280
Yeah.

515
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,280
Yeah.

516
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,280
You could be like.

517
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,280
Yeah.

518
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,280
Yeah.

519
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:05,280
There you go.

520
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,280
Or you can come be my helper.

521
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,280
Or hey, imagine this.

522
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,280
Hey, that would be cool.

523
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,280
Yeah.

524
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:11,280
Steel float through the air.

525
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:12,280
That would be cool.

526
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:19,760
You and I have them do is I would take a bar and smack people in the balls with it.

527
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:24,480
So all they do is also they're working and they see this bar float and getting them.

528
00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,480
Oh shit.

529
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:26,480
Man, that bar is getting there.

530
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:29,480
He's going to crack me in the balls.

531
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:35,600
It only knows it's a floating bar that cracks people in the balls.

532
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,600
You're like.

533
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,600
I know.

534
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:42,600
I know at least two, three, four, maybe six guys.

535
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,800
It works and be in trouble.

536
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:49,160
I know a lot of people out of love even, not just the people I hate.

537
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,680
We have practice and stuff like that.

538
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:52,680
They don't.

539
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:59,120
And you can see like someone text another guy, watch out the steel bars in room A. Oh

540
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,120
shit.

541
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:01,120
I'm going to stay away from there.

542
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:05,360
And other guys like, oh man, I got it, man.

543
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:07,360
He cracked my balls.

544
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,360
Yeah.

545
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:09,360
Excellent, man.

546
00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,360
That would be cool.

547
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:14,680
Anyhow, let's see where the fuck was.

548
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:15,680
Okay.

549
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:16,680
Oh fuck.

550
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,680
I don't know.

551
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,400
I don't like it like always.

552
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,960
We get so sidetracked.

553
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,880
Anyhow McDonald's is testing a new ice cream.

554
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,200
It is called Choco Scoop and Strawberry Scoop.

555
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:30,080
This is an attempt to have a vegan treat for its customers.

556
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,080
No, it's vegan.

557
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,480
So it depends on how you feel about that.

558
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:37,480
Me, I'm not so fond on this non-dairy ice cream stuff.

559
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,680
I just don't think it tastes that good.

560
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:41,680
So anyhow.

561
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,680
Oh, I heard chocolate and strawberry.

562
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,760
Yeah, me too.

563
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:47,760
That's why I wrote down this article.

564
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,760
It suckered me in.

565
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:49,760
I'm like, man, hey.

566
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,760
And then I'm like, oh.

567
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,760
But it's vegan.

568
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,760
Yup.

569
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,760
Nah, nah.

570
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,080
No, I'll just go ahead and get the dairy.

571
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:56,280
Dairy does not bother me.

572
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,280
So.

573
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,280
Yup.

574
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,280
Me either.

575
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,280
All right.

576
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,160
So far it's getting rave reviews from the people who have tried it.

577
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,640
I could have told everyone that it would be great.

578
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:09,600
I mean, look at the chicken nuggets, right?

579
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:10,600
Think they're real?

580
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,600
Hell no.

581
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,760
So why should their ice cream be real?

582
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,760
Same thing.

583
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,760
Allegedly, chicken beaks and assholes.

584
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,760
Sure.

585
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,760
Okay.

586
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:28,480
Plus, no annoying ice cream machine to break down.

587
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,480
Right?

588
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,480
Right.

589
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,160
Yeah.

590
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,480
So you don't have to worry about cruising through their native.

591
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,760
Sales may go up at that point.

592
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:39,760
Yeah.

593
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:40,760
Yeah.

594
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,760
I mean, Tofu reported on this a long time ago.

595
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:48,080
A guy came up with a system to find out if he kind of hacked into the McDonald's system

596
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:52,360
or something to find out if their ice cream machine was working or not.

597
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:56,600
And he would promptly send a message on this website and people go on there and go, oh,

598
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,800
the McDonald's on 75th and all is ice creams broke.

599
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:05,480
What about the one on I-35 and I don't know, 37th or whatever.

600
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,920
Oh yeah, that one's up.

601
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:07,920
Okay.

602
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:08,920
I'll go there.

603
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,600
And anyhow, he got sued and shut down.

604
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,600
So.

605
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,600
Um, anyhow, yeah.

606
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,440
Um, let's see.

607
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,440
Where was I again?

608
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,440
Ah, okay.

609
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,440
Hey, that was all you.

610
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:21,440
I thought I didn't say a word.

611
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,440
Okay.

612
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:27,360
You know, the ice cream machine has broken about 80% of the time.

613
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,360
So you know what?

614
00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:33,440
I just go by numbers, you know, I'll, I'll go by and just like, see if it's working.

615
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:37,680
If it isn't, then I know that I have to wait another four or five hours and it might be

616
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,800
working again.

617
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,800
So anyhow.

618
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,760
Um, but usually I forget and I don't.

619
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:46,360
So all right.

620
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:50,800
Favorite hot dog toppings in America.

621
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:59,440
According to Nathan's famous hot dogs, 47%, 47% is mustard.

622
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:05,120
I could have guessed that mustard does seem to be the favorite, doesn't it?

623
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:08,520
That's not what I would figure would be the top.

624
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,680
Ketchup is ketchup is 30%.

625
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:17,640
I figured ketchup would have been on top.

626
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:23,160
I thought so too, but I think I do see more people use mustard on it actually.

627
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,760
Um, but anyhow, yeah.

628
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,680
I mean, either one of them, they're both really good on there and I like doing both, but,

629
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:33,000
but seeing how this comes from Nathan's, I believe them.

630
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,200
Yeah.

631
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,960
And chili is 5%.

632
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,560
Me I like all the above.

633
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,560
So okay.

634
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,880
Well I didn't know that was even in the running.

635
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,160
It was in the running.

636
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:48,440
So which is weird because Nathan does not touch chili on their hot dogs.

637
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,920
If you go the one in New York.

638
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,920
Yeah.

639
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,920
Number one.

640
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,920
Oh yeah.

641
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:53,920
Yep.

642
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:54,920
I agree.

643
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:59,560
Nathan's rep was on Anderson Cooper show to promote their hot dog eating contest.

644
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:03,360
Apparently has never had mustard on his hot dogs before Anderson Cooper.

645
00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:07,200
Well, he reportedly loved the wieners.

646
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,200
Oh wait a minute.

647
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,200
Wait a minute.

648
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,200
That didn't sound good.

649
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,200
I'm sorry.

650
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,200
I'm sorry.

651
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,200
Ah, I meant hot dogs.

652
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,120
I meant hot dogs.

653
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:19,800
So moving right along.

654
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:25,360
Finally his finally is radio as we know it dead.

655
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:28,960
I tend to think now think about this, Rob.

656
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,080
I mean, look at everybody.

657
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,480
I was listening to podcasts, music.

658
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:35,840
I mean really.

659
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:39,480
I was listening to Bubba's show Monday I think it was.

660
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,920
And like they're like one of their big talk stations just completely shut down.

661
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:48,680
Now it doesn't hurt Bubba because he does all this internet stuff and people send him

662
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:49,680
money.

663
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:54,340
You know, it's kind of like a paper play thing, you know, like a big Jerry Lewis Telethon

664
00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:56,360
type deal and it works for him really well.

665
00:26:56,360 --> 00:27:01,200
They came up with this platform way ahead of anybody else and it's working very well.

666
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:07,080
Now everybody else, I mean like people, if you do have a job in radio are getting like,

667
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:11,520
I don't know, a tenth of money they used to and they're replacing it all with automation.

668
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,160
One person does 40 markets and all this stuff.

669
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:19,560
So do you think do you think that radio is dead or do you think it will have a comeback?

670
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,880
You know, are people going to get tired of all the technology and go, you know what,

671
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:27,640
I just want to hear one on one the Fox.

672
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:34,240
What radio is going to, from what I personally am seeing and I think you will agree and I

673
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,520
think that's what you're trying to say.

674
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,520
Yeah, go ahead.

675
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,520
Is it commercial radio.

676
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:39,520
Yes.

677
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,520
It's going to end up being more like elevator music.

678
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,360
You get in the elevator, they do not play music.

679
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:54,320
There's going to be no talking, no nothing other than commercials.

680
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,320
I agree.

681
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:59,120
The human beings are going to be gone.

682
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:04,480
All the personality went to the internet.

683
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,480
Yeah.

684
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,480
Yeah.

685
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:16,520
And now you have people coming along that to be honest, don't have the personality that

686
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,520
the older generation has.

687
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,000
No, they're all politically correct.

688
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,080
I think you're right in my opinion too.

689
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:32,240
Some of the younger ones because you know, just the way society is.

690
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:36,440
Well they've been so shot down and kicked around whenever they do anything out of the

691
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:41,880
box, people are afraid to look at the, I mean people are afraid to do anything anymore because

692
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,760
people are going to freak out and try to shut you down.

693
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:50,520
And above all, these huge radio entities are scared to death of lawsuits and stuff like

694
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,520
that.

695
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:56,460
So you know, all these personalities had to go to the internet.

696
00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:58,600
But here's what I think though.

697
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:05,480
I think in larger urban areas, I think radio is dead.

698
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:10,280
I think there's all the technology there and everybody has a smartphone and everybody gets

699
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,280
signal.

700
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,280
Okay.

701
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:20,840
But I think like, let's say Kansas city or St. Louis or Denver, okay.

702
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:25,560
There they're not going to have as much listenership per capita as small town USA.

703
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:29,160
I think small town USA radio is still doing fairly well.

704
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,440
I think the people are still, yeah.

705
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:36,200
Cause you're down there in Camden, a lot of people are close to the radio personalities

706
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,960
right and they're close to the.

707
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:48,840
Well now at the same time, like at work, everybody plays their music lists.

708
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,840
Oh on Spotify and all that.

709
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,040
Whether it's I Heart, whatever.

710
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,040
Yeah.

711
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,040
Okay.

712
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,040
You know what?

713
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:59,360
That of listening to the actual radio.

714
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,360
You know what?

715
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,360
I think I'm wrong then.

716
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,840
I was trying to give radio a little bit of credit, but I think you're right.

717
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,840
I think everywhere people are just.

718
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:06,840
Yeah.

719
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:07,840
I mean that's down here.

720
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:16,960
Now there are people that won't turn on like our locals 935 or you can pick up 96, seven

721
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,640
out of Columbia, which is an awesome station.

722
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,280
That's, I like that station a lot.

723
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:25,360
And I also like their morning show a lot for a smaller market.

724
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,840
They're really good.

725
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,840
Yeah.

726
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:28,840
They're actually funny.

727
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:29,840
They make me laugh.

728
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:30,840
Yeah, they are.

729
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,960
And they're a couple of down home grown boys.

730
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:35,960
Yeah.

731
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,000
You can tell they kind of grew up around there and they kind of got that mid Missouri sense

732
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,000
of humor.

733
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:44,240
You know, they could tell you how to buck hay, but you know, but also they can entertain

734
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,240
you in the morning.

735
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,240
I thought they're very good.

736
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,240
I forgot their names.

737
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,240
Classic rock station.

738
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,240
And also I liked their playlist.

739
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,240
Their playlist is excellent.

740
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:58,040
Yeah, I mean to me, I like them better than 101 the Fox here in Kansas city.

741
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,760
I think their playlist is quite a bit better.

742
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,560
So what do you think?

743
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:03,560
Do you like it better?

744
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:08,440
Honestly, I think I play with lives.

745
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,480
Yeah, I would have to add them out.

746
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:11,480
Yeah.

747
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:15,760
They play a few certain songs and I'm not going to get into them, but that you never

748
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,360
hear one on one, the Fox even touching anymore.

749
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,360
Right.

750
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:23,800
It's kind of a little bit more like the old K.Y. where they played certain songs.

751
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,800
They go a little newer.

752
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,800
Yes.

753
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:28,800
Yeah.

754
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,800
A few years newer.

755
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:30,800
Yeah.

756
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:38,120
They play some of that 2000s heavy stuff and all that.

757
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,120
Yeah.

758
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,520
I mean, what we think is heavy.

759
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,600
I mean, you know, so not like death metal or anything.

760
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,800
They also play the same as 101 the Fox.

761
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:46,800
Yeah.

762
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:52,000
I think that kind of shuffle thing really suits them well because I know in radio you're

763
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,800
supposed to get one demographic and hit it hard and then all your advertisers.

764
00:31:55,800 --> 00:32:01,560
Oh, you got every you got 60 percent of all the males in Kansas City, 25 to 34 listening

765
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:03,320
to you in the morning.

766
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,800
OK, we are going to sell that.

767
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:13,880
You know, I mean, Harley's, you know, Doritos, you know, all this stuff that that's well,

768
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:18,960
I don't know about Doritos, but that is male skewing of that age is going to be on that

769
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,440
guy's show.

770
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:24,760
You see, I know you're supposed to do that, but I think in a smaller market you have that

771
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:30,240
where you have each radio station having a little bit more of a playlist because they

772
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,760
don't have to follow the guidelines so much.

773
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:40,280
So anyhow, you know, and I mean, even farmers now, I at first I thought, you know, people

774
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:45,960
in those in those big combines and stuff, everything is digitized in there, too.

775
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:47,880
You can pick up Internet radio.

776
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:52,520
You can even have your own Wi-Fi creator in there that creates your own Wi-Fi out there.

777
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:53,920
Do you know that?

778
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:54,920
Yeah.

779
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:55,920
Yeah.

780
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,040
So you'll always have Internet connection no matter where you're digging up the crops

781
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:03,800
or, you know, or spading the ground or whatever plant and seed doesn't matter.

782
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:09,040
And why wouldn't a farmer want to hear George Jones and Chet Atkins, you know?

783
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:13,800
I'll tell you what, you know, my grandparents had a farm outside Harrisonville.

784
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:21,560
And I'll tell you what, back in the late 70s, early 80s, I climbed on grandpa's tractor.

785
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:27,120
We were big shit because we had an AM radio.

786
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:28,120
I remember you.

787
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,120
We were in the 61 country.

788
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,360
Yeah, 60 number one country.

789
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,040
That was a great station.

790
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,220
And I didn't like country, but I love listening to them.

791
00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:39,120
They had so many good personalities.

792
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,720
Remember Sky Spy?

793
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:45,400
He used to yell at people, Hey, I-35, what the hell's wrong with you guys?

794
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,400
Keep them moving.

795
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,400
Yeah, it was funny.

796
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,400
He would yell at the drivers.

797
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,160
The guys broke down, man.

798
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,160
Leave them the hell alone.

799
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,160
Keep going.

800
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,160
You don't need to look at him.

801
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,160
Look at the damn road.

802
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,160
I mean, he was awesome.

803
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,160
Yeah.

804
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,160
Now imagine him these days.

805
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:03,240
He'd have a heart attack in midair.

806
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,240
Yep.

807
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:09,800
Imagine who was the guy, the country sounding guy that used to come on there and do the

808
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:10,800
jokes.

809
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,120
I mean, he was national.

810
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,120
He did little snippets.

811
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,120
Oh shit.

812
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,120
Earl Pitts.

813
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,120
Earl Pitts, yeah.

814
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,480
Yeah, Earl Pitts was great.

815
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:19,480
He was funny as hell.

816
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:20,480
Yeah, Earl Pitts.

817
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,480
My dad loved him.

818
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,480
I liked him too.

819
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,480
My dad liked him better than Paul Harvey.

820
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,480
I liked Paul Harvey the best, but Earl Pitts was fantastic.

821
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,480
Yeah, I did too.

822
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,480
I liked him too.

823
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,480
I liked him too.

824
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,600
My dad liked him better than Paul Harvey.

825
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,600
I liked Paul Harvey the best, but Earl Pitts was fantastic.

826
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,600
I liked him too.

827
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:35,600
I liked him too.

828
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:36,600
Yeah, Earl Pitts was fun.

829
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,400
And they played Paul Harvey on 60, number one country too.

830
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,400
Yeah.

831
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,400
Let's see.

832
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:45,560
Didn't they have Chicken Man, the Adventures of Chicken Man or something like that?

833
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,560
Yeah, I think so.

834
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,560
I think I remember that.

835
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,560
Adventures of Chicken Man.

836
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,560
I think it was 61.

837
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:51,560
Yeah, yeah.

838
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,680
And we have a, I don't think it was KY.

839
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,000
I'm pretty sure it was 61.

840
00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:01,440
It could have been WHB when they were rock, but Chicken Man was on one of them.

841
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,680
You think maybe that.

842
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:03,680
You know what, I'll look it up later.

843
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:04,680
It might have been WHB.

844
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:12,840
You see, my mom, my dad listened to 61 and my mom listened to 71 WHB.

845
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:13,840
Okay, wow.

846
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:14,840
What a time that was.

847
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,840
No, I got up with both worlds.

848
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:20,840
And then we moved into the world of SM.

849
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,840
Yep.

850
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:22,840
And then that's where the...

851
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,840
Boy, they lost me after that.

852
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:29,840
Yeah, that's when Super Q and KY were battling.

853
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,960
Remember Super Q?

854
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,240
Super Q was 104.

855
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,920
KY was 102.

856
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:39,160
And 104 was more poppy.

857
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:44,800
And KY was more album oriented rock, if you will, or album rock.

858
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:45,800
And they used to battle.

859
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:46,800
Album rock, yeah.

860
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,800
Yeah, yeah.

861
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:50,360
And Super Q used to have that big bold advertisement.

862
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,760
And they had the big Q. And then KY had the hippo.

863
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,520
It was just great times.

864
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,400
So anyhow, we'll just go ahead and go on that.

865
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:05,840
Now in the just go away department, Rob, Hulk Hogan has a new premium logger.

866
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:10,200
I'm so sick of this asshole clogging up space that could be used for someone relevant.

867
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:11,200
I'm tired of him.

868
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:15,520
He needs to go the fuck away and stay the fuck away.

869
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:21,400
I'm sick of the self-righteous bullshit coming from his pie hole, allegedly.

870
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:25,080
Always thought it was so convenient to jump to the religion card after being a dirty dog

871
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,080
and getting caught.

872
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,520
I'm not dogging him for being a filthy.

873
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,600
We all have things we won't want public.

874
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,800
I'm just saying you do something considered questionable, it gets taped, and then you

875
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:40,080
go after the guy you were co-signing with and the whole embarrassing matter.

876
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,080
I think it's bullshit.

877
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,240
I think the guy's a fraud.

878
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:48,240
I think he pulled the religion card to make it look like, oh yeah, I used to be like that,

879
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,240
but I'm not anymore.

880
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,240
This is my opinion.

881
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:51,240
My opinion.

882
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,320
All this is allegedly, you know.

883
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,120
But I think, I don't like him.

884
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,280
I want him to go away, you know.

885
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:01,560
He's doing all this stuff and trying to be somewhat relevant again and try to sell this

886
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:02,560
stuff.

887
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,160
No, man, he just needs to go away, in my opinion.

888
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:10,160
In my humble opinion, he was not the victim and he needs to stop that.

889
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,960
I'll never touch his new beer.

890
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:15,360
Now, go away, brother.

891
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,360
Your thoughts?

892
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:17,360
Okay.

893
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,360
Okay.

894
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,560
I see where you're getting going there.

895
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,560
Uh-huh.

896
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,960
I mean, if he's supposed to be this great guy, why are you pushing beer?

897
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,960
Another good one.

898
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:36,320
You're supposed to have these kids be physically fit, but you're pushing beer.

899
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,320
You know what, Rob?

900
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,640
I even overlooked that.

901
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:43,120
I was looking at all the other stuff.

902
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,120
Hulk Hogan Fentanyl coming soon.

903
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:52,120
Yeah, he should have been sponsoring children's vitamins.

904
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,120
Not beer.

905
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,520
Dude, I've been calling him a fraud for years.

906
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:00,760
Yeah, I've never really was convinced about him in the first place.

907
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:04,200
You know, I used to listen to Bubba's show on the internet.

908
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:09,080
Yeah, I never did live in Florida, but when he used to come on the show all the time,

909
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:13,160
it just seemed to me like he was trying to get free shit or promoting himself or his

910
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,160
daughter.

911
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:19,160
Yeah, he's probably doing it just because of his alimony.

912
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,160
Probably.

913
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,960
He owes his ex a good penny.

914
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,400
Oh shit, yeah, I think she might have got like 70 or 80 percent.

915
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,400
I don't know.

916
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,360
That's just allegedly that's what I read.

917
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,760
I don't know if it's true, but those are our opinions.

918
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,120
If you love Hulk Hogan, great.

919
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,120
That's fine.

920
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:38,120
Go buy his beer.

921
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:39,120
Whatever.

922
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,240
Just remember, take your vitamins and drink your beer.

923
00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:43,240
That's right.

924
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,240
Hulk said to, brother.

925
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,720
Brother.

926
00:38:47,720 --> 00:38:54,600
Rob, I found a new station I really dig.

927
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,960
Really?

928
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,600
This thing is dynamite.

929
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:03,960
It's a newer station on Sirius XM named Ozzie's Boneyard Deep Cuts.

930
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:04,960
This thing is phenomenal.

931
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:05,960
Oh.

932
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:06,960
Oh, have you heard it?

933
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:12,960
No, no, I was going to write it down, but I don't have a series.

934
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:13,960
Oh, well, you know what?

935
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:14,960
You can get a...

936
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:15,960
Here, here's what you do.

937
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:22,360
You can get a free 90-day subscription by going online and just pilfering through their

938
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:26,320
stuff and it'll say free 90-day subscription.

939
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:31,120
Put in your email and check it out like that.

940
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:34,800
You get 90 days and then you decide if it's worth $9.99 a month to keep.

941
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,800
I think it's worth $9.99 a month because of these radio stations.

942
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:43,760
Just remember to block that god-awful Howard Stern channel and you'll be fine.

943
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:49,200
You won't have to remind me.

944
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:53,680
It's like having a really good set of songs on permanent shuffle.

945
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,240
You know, I mean, it's really good.

946
00:39:55,240 --> 00:40:01,080
They play stuff that I've never even thought would ever be played on any sort of a radio,

947
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:06,840
even satellite radio, cable radio, whatever you want to call it.

948
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,920
Internet radio, you don't even hear it that much.

949
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:19,040
It's really refreshing to hear stuff like that as opposed to the same old on all station

950
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,200
here, station there, and even on satellite.

951
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,680
A lot of that stuff is the same.

952
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:28,920
Oh, you listen to Ozzie's Boneyard and they pretty much went across between 101 The Fox

953
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,360
and 98 a lot of times.

954
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:34,120
I mean, it's just, you know, I don't know.

955
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,160
It's disappointing.

956
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,440
But then I found this new station.

957
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,440
I'm like, this is where the good music moved to.

958
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:43,880
And then Ozzie's Boneyard has like all these different interviews.

959
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:49,040
They have Ozzie Says or Ozzie Speaks and they have Billy Morrison with Ozzie.

960
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:55,160
Then they have Jim Florentine and they have all these other with all this talk.

961
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,880
And all they want to do is listen to music when I turn it to that entity, that whole

962
00:40:58,880 --> 00:40:59,880
thing there.

963
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:00,880
So anyhow.

964
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:05,120
All right, Rob, let's take our first break, even though we're going on 40 minutes here

965
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,840
and we're going to come back with your stuff.

966
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,000
I was just looking at that.

967
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000
We're ripping away.

968
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000
I'm going to let you go, man.

969
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
I'll just let you go.

970
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000
It sounds like it's a good night.

971
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,680
Oh, I've had a lot of piss and vinegar last couple of days and it started with my phone

972
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,640
and is ending with my Internet.

973
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:27,080
Oh, and the and the rock garden and the rock garden that about broke my back.

974
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,080
So anyhow.

975
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

976
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,160
It's half done, but I hurt like hell.

977
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:36,000
Oh, and my doctor's my doctor's appointment in between.

978
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,480
So anyhow, but the doctor's appointment went great.

979
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:39,480
Thank you, God.

980
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,480
Next up, things overhead in hell.

981
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:43,480
Hurry up.

982
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:47,800
King Jong-un is playing Santa at the mall again this year.

983
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:48,800
Yay.

984
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:53,420
You do bags in a microphone, raw and uncensored.

985
00:41:53,420 --> 00:41:55,320
See behind the smoke show.

986
00:41:55,320 --> 00:42:01,480
Watch as the douchebags get stung by a

987
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:08,480
wild boar.

988
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:17,480
Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the man shitter accusations.

989
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:22,480
Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar.

990
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,480
Mark off today with a douchebag looking at you.

991
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,480
Supplies are limited, so act now.

992
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,480
I think we found land.

993
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,480
Oh, my God.

994
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,480
I think we're safe.

995
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:28,480
Oh, no.

996
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:39,480
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

997
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:40,480
Supplies.

998
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:53,480
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

999
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,480
It's strange insults from an alien.

1000
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,480
Real hilarity.

1001
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:04,480
I've seen salads that dress better than you.

1002
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,480
Hey there, fuck stick.

1003
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:20,480
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

1004
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:26,480
At any given airport, at any given 60 seconds, you're actually breathing in at least a little

1005
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,480
more than three farts.

1006
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:36,480
I can't believe the coffee grinder is broke at the big box store.

1007
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:53,480
There's no way I can be expected to grind my coffee beans every damn morning.

1008
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,480
I'm Mark.

1009
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,480
And I am Rob.

1010
00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,480
All right, Rob, Brad.

1011
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:04,480
Oh, I forgot to tell you, I need you to do a couple of bits after this program.

1012
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,480
Is that cool?

1013
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,480
I mean, just a couple of sentences.

1014
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,480
Two sentences is all I need you to do.

1015
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,480
Anyhow, you'll love it.

1016
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:14,480
You'll love it.

1017
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:18,480
All right.

1018
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,480
We turn to you.

1019
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,480
All right, what?

1020
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,480
Okay.

1021
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,480
I was waiting for this cue.

1022
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,480
Okay, sorry.

1023
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,480
I think I did all my energy in the first 40 minutes.

1024
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,480
Now I'm like, go ahead.

1025
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:36,480
Well, good thing I still have all mine saved up to give you a little break.

1026
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,480
There we go.

1027
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:38,480
Thank you.

1028
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,480
Okay.

1029
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:44,480
This was a story that came out today and it's a Light of the Ozark story.

1030
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,480
Okay, cool.

1031
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:47,480
We love those.

1032
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,480
And that's a good one.

1033
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,480
Okay, good.

1034
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:59,480
Okay, it starts out, lights, camera, action.

1035
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,480
Okay.

1036
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:11,480
The cities of Osage Beach and Lake Ozark have agreed to a deal with a company by the name of Lucky Eight Productions, LLC,

1037
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:19,480
to come to roll the cameras for a documentary series about police officers.

1038
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,480
At Lake of the Ozarks?

1039
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,480
Yes.

1040
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,480
That's brilliant.

1041
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:30,480
Any city dollars does not commit any city resources,

1042
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:36,480
but this will allow Lucky Eight TV to feature the Osage Beach Police Department

1043
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:47,480
and its officers in a TV show tentatively set for a major national cable liner TV network.

1044
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,480
Okay, it doesn't say what network yet.

1045
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,480
I think that's a brilliant concept.

1046
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:59,480
Osage Beach attorney Cole Bradbury.

1047
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:07,480
Okay, so he's the one that made that statement.

1048
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:13,480
And then it says, representing Lucky Eight spokesperson, Alicia Green says,

1049
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:24,480
the focus of the docu-series is to shine positive light on officers who are willing to work with the production company.

1050
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:33,480
Lucky Eight got turned onto Lake of the Ozarks in light of recent COVID-based flimicity.

1051
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,480
Uh-huh.

1052
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:45,480
Plans are to have the cameras rolling for the first time here in Lake area over the July 4th holiday.

1053
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:49,480
I think I know what they're referring to and you know the situation.

1054
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:53,480
I know exactly what they're referring to and I don't know if I like this.

1055
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,480
Now, yeah, that's what I was getting ready to say.

1056
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,480
At first I liked it, now I don't.

1057
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:02,480
They're showing the defiance and all that, all the people at that Landsharks bar.

1058
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,480
Remember in the height of COVID?

1059
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,480
Yeah.

1060
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:12,480
Yeah, and I think the New York Post even had it there on their front page.

1061
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,480
All these people just boxed in.

1062
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:21,480
They were outside, but they're all right next to each other partying in a swimming pool and drinking.

1063
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,480
And I think that's what spawned this.

1064
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,480
You think so too?

1065
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:34,480
Well, what it sounds like to me is it could be Lake of the Ozarks version of cops, you know?

1066
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,480
It does kind of sound like that.

1067
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:41,480
Yeah, kind of because they're going to start filming July 4th.

1068
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,480
Well, July 4th is the weekend.

1069
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,480
Of course the cops are going to be busy.

1070
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,480
Yeah, everybody's going to be an episode of cops.

1071
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:54,480
They're going to get three seasons of material in that one night.

1072
00:47:54,480 --> 00:48:01,480
To be honest, I'm surprised we haven't made it on live TV yet.

1073
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:02,480
Yeah.

1074
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,480
Springfield's on there. Why not us?

1075
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,480
Springfield is on there.

1076
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:08,480
Springfield's a tough one.

1077
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,480
Our bars get a lot crazier at Springfield bars.

1078
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:13,480
Yeah, yeah.

1079
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:17,480
Springfield, the problem is, is I believe it's meth.

1080
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:18,480
Yeah.

1081
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:22,480
They call it the 417, and that's about the area code.

1082
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:29,480
The 417 meth, from what I understand, is the best meth you can get.

1083
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,480
Have you heard of that? They call it the 417.

1084
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,480
Not really. I don't mess with it.

1085
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,480
Well, I know you don't, and I don't either.

1086
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,480
I just happen to know this because...

1087
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:44,480
Right, right, right. No, no, I have not heard that.

1088
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:48,480
I have a couple of friends that are in law enforcement, and they're the ones that told me.

1089
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:56,480
The 417 is like the most treasured meth you can get, and it's that 417 area code.

1090
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,480
Springfield, that whole area.

1091
00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:59,480
Right, right.

1092
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:04,480
Yeah. And that's one of their biggest issues, from what I understand, is meth abuse.

1093
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:09,480
Well, all meth is abuse, so anyhow.

1094
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,480
Exactly.

1095
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,480
Yeah. So we'll see how that goes.

1096
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:19,480
I mean, yeah, I don't know. I don't really care for that idea now, like I did at first.

1097
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:23,480
Well, I don't know. It could be...

1098
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:30,480
It kind of sounds like they're going to get the police officer.

1099
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:34,480
Well, yeah, it would be cops, given the police officer's point of view.

1100
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,480
I don't know. Maybe it would be cool then. I don't know. We'll see.

1101
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,480
I'm going to reserve judgment until I watch it.

1102
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:44,480
Personally, I think it will hurt the Lake area.

1103
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,480
Me too. Me too.

1104
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,480
And I live here.

1105
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:52,480
I think that people will be afraid to come down there after they see all the shenanigans,

1106
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,480
but these shenanigans happen everywhere.

1107
00:49:55,480 --> 00:50:02,480
Yeah, we don't go through anything any other place they go into.

1108
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:06,480
Yeah, yeah. That's why I mentioned Springfield and the 417.

1109
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:11,480
You know, every place, every... Yeah, so anyhow.

1110
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,480
Is that it, Rob?

1111
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,480
Yeah, that was it on that one.

1112
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,480
Okay. Quick note.

1113
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:22,480
Nick, you'll like my squeaky chair. Buy me one.

1114
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,480
Huh?

1115
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:26,480
A guy that emailed me.

1116
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:28,480
Must be an email.

1117
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:34,480
Yeah. You'll like my squeaky chair. PayPal and Venmo. Let me know.

1118
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:44,480
John Karabi claims he recorded 80% of guitars on Motley Crue's Generation Swind.

1119
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:50,480
Says the band was disappointed with Mick Mars's work. Did you see that one yet?

1120
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:54,480
No, I did not, but Nick, stay on it.

1121
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:59,480
I believe there's a lot of truth to this because, number one,

1122
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:07,480
John Karabi's always been very honest from what I could tell, and he has nothing to gain or lose from this.

1123
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:10,480
And also Mick did... Well, I'll just go into the article.

1124
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:15,480
Having ghost musicians or guest players on studio recordings that were not properly credited

1125
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,480
is nothing new within the realm of rock.

1126
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:21,480
As such renowned artists as the Beach Boys, Rolling Stones, and Kiss

1127
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,480
all have asked others outside their band to lend a hand.

1128
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:30,480
But it's not common for a member who was just ousted from a band to be asked to return to the studio

1129
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,480
and stand in for a permanent member.

1130
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:41,480
During an interview with the Talk Louder podcast, singer John Karabi, who sang on Motley Crue's 1994 self-titled album,

1131
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:46,480
revealed that he soon found himself in the aforementioned sticky situation.

1132
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:52,480
After leaving the band, he was asked to help out for what would become Generation Swind,

1133
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:56,480
the 1997 album that marked the return of Insnil.

1134
00:51:56,480 --> 00:52:02,480
Interesting enough, it wasn't vocals he was asked to lend a hand on, but rather guitar.

1135
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:07,480
Discussing the matter, John recalled, this is transcribed by Ultimate Guitar,

1136
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:11,480
and this is Ultimate Guitar Online magazine that I'm reading it from.

1137
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:12,480
Even Mick Mars has said,

1138
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:17,480
During the Generation Swind record was the most miserable, worst fucking time of my life,

1139
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:25,480
and Nicky and Scott Humphrey literally got under Mick's skin mentally and made him feel like he wasn't a very good guitar player.

1140
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:30,480
At that point, I had been told that Vince Neil was coming back, he added,

1141
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:38,480
He wrote a bunch of those songs like the year prior, John Karabi did, he wrote a bunch of those songs prior.

1142
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:43,480
Vince is coming back, but the management had asked me to help them finish the record.

1143
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:47,480
I got a call pretty much daily at like 9.30 or 10 o'clock,

1144
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:55,480
and it was Tommy, Nicky, and Scott all asked me to come into the studio early because they had Mick Mars in the studio the night before.

1145
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,480
And they were disappointed because they couldn't get anything out of him.

1146
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:03,480
So I said, yeah, I'll come in and play, but only if it's cool with Mick.

1147
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:07,480
They said, yep, he is. We already talked with him. Okay, killer.

1148
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:13,480
Karabi then dropped a bombshell about how much of the guitar on Generation Swine he actually provided.

1149
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:22,480
When we look back, it's no wonder why Mick Mars' lack of contribution to the record has led to being so outspokenly against that record.

1150
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,480
Mick Mars hates that record, Karabi added.

1151
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:31,480
I went in and Mick will tell you this as well. Probably 80% of the guitars on Generation Swine is me playing.

1152
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:35,480
So I know they weren't very happy with Mick during that Generation Swine.

1153
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,480
I personally believe that.

1154
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:48,480
It coincides with everything that not only Mick said, but Tommy or not Tommy, but John has said.

1155
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:55,480
And I think that's probably true. So anyhow, Rob, any thoughts?

1156
00:53:55,480 --> 00:54:02,480
Honestly, yeah, I personally could see a change in that album.

1157
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,480
Yeah.

1158
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:11,480
And, you know, I could see where John Karabi's coming from. I really can.

1159
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:19,480
Well, that album was almost as big of a disaster as the one that John Karabi was singing on.

1160
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:26,480
It did nothing. But they blamed it on grunge at the time.

1161
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,480
Okay, and look what they've done since.

1162
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,480
Pretty much nothing.

1163
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,480
Yeah.

1164
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:37,480
Well, I'm kind of disappointed now because I thought Mick.

1165
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:39,480
Oh, quit blaming it on John.

1166
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:41,480
Yeah, it wasn't.

1167
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:43,480
The originals broke up.

1168
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,480
Hey, that 1994.

1169
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,480
It went to hell. It went to hell.

1170
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:52,480
That 1994 album with John Karabi is a fantastic album.

1171
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,480
I thought it was too.

1172
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:55,480
Yeah.

1173
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:56,480
Yeah.

1174
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:59,480
After that, it was nothing.

1175
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:08,480
So whatever they did on that album, I wish they would do it again, but it's not going to happen because, I mean, now AI is doing their shit.

1176
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:20,480
So, you know, they'll never go down as one of the greatest bands like Aerosmith or Guns N' Roses or anything like that, or even Bon Jovi.

1177
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:33,480
And the reason is because they never could continue success. Guns N' Roses did, Aerosmith did, Judas Priest did, but they have a cap.

1178
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,480
About 1994 is their cap.

1179
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:41,480
And that's it. After that, they really came out with Dick and Squat.

1180
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,480
So how can you be one of the best bands ever?

1181
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:48,480
What? Now, 30 years ago?

1182
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,480
Yes. Nothing. Flat nothing.

1183
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,480
And I don't know who wrote the songs.

1184
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,480
You know, they're credited to Nicky Sixx mainly.

1185
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:06,480
But I mean, after hearing Vince McMorris' solo album, he had nothing on there that I could identify as Motley Crue.

1186
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:09,480
So I don't think he had anything to do with the writing either.

1187
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:13,480
And reading this, I don't think I especially don't think it now.

1188
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:21,480
So I still go back to who wrote those original two albums, Too Fast for Love and Shout at the Devil.

1189
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:27,480
They were masterpieces and they're nothing like what they did later.

1190
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:29,480
You know, I mean, Girls, Girls, Girls.

1191
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,480
Theater of Pain was completely different.

1192
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:37,480
I liked it. Most people did not, except for Smokey in the Boys Room and the big ballad Home Sweet Home.

1193
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:41,480
If it wasn't for the ballad Home Sweet Home, that would have flopped.

1194
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:47,480
When that one came out, you and I were working together just as well.

1195
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:51,480
Yeah, I mean, that was a big album.

1196
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:54,480
And our soloist was Theater of Pain.

1197
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,480
Yeah, but we liked all of the songs on there.

1198
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:02,480
Most people just knew Home Sweet Home and maybe Smokey in the Boys Room because of the videos and all that.

1199
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,480
We liked the B-sides.

1200
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,480
Yeah. Yep.

1201
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:11,480
So, I mean, really, I mean, I don't know.

1202
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:17,480
It kind of appears to me, allegedly, that like someone else wrote this music, I'd like to know who did.

1203
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:23,480
So anyhow, all right, Rob, we turn to you.

1204
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:30,480
All right. Well, I'm going to go back to Abraham Lincoln's assassination.

1205
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:33,480
Oh, very fascinating subject. Yes, it is.

1206
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:37,480
Go ahead, Rob.

1207
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:43,480
Especially what I have in mind.

1208
00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:47,480
Hi, Grandma Opal. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky.

1209
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:51,480
Yes. Hi, Grandma Opal. Hi, Ricky.

1210
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:54,480
And anybody else listening in Dodge City?

1211
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,480
You get what I was going to do.

1212
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:59,480
All of Dodge City, Kansas, we love you. Thanks for listening.

1213
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,480
Anyhow, go ahead. I threw away that email.

1214
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:04,480
I'm not now. All you guys, thank you.

1215
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:08,480
That's it. Thank you, everybody.

1216
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:11,480
Not just Dodge City. Yeah. All of you guys.

1217
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:16,480
Thank you. Blanket. Thank you. Yes.

1218
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,480
Insert. Insert city here. Thank you.

1219
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:23,480
Go ahead.

1220
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:30,480
Would you be interested in a list of what Abraham Lincoln had in his pockets when he got killed?

1221
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,480
Yes, actually, I would.

1222
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:36,480
I'm that kind of weird. I would love to know this.

1223
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:44,480
Hey, you're correct me for different stories. Here we go.

1224
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:58,480
When he was assassinated, Abraham Lincoln had a small pocket knife, two pairs of glasses, and a pocket watch bob in his pockets.

1225
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:09,480
He was also carrying a leather wallet with a linen handkerchief with a Lincoln inscribed in red letters.

1226
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:20,480
Remarkably, one of the pairs of spectacles showed evidence of a small repair done by the president himself.

1227
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:33,480
Beyond the ordinary belongings, Lincoln possessed a collection of newspaper clippings containing accommodations about himself.

1228
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:45,480
Perhaps the most intriguing item in his possession that night, however, was a five dollar Confederate bill that was found in his wallet.

1229
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,480
He had Confederate money?

1230
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:52,480
A five dollar Confederate bill was found in his wallet.

1231
00:59:52,480 --> 01:00:00,480
The president of enemy currency raises questions as to why the president would carry such an item.

1232
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:07,480
While the exact answer is unknown, researchers at the Library of Congress propose a theory.

1233
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:23,480
Clark Evans, the head of reference services in Rare Book and Special Collections Division, suggests we don't know the one with 100% certainty,

1234
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:29,480
but just a few days earlier, Richmond had fallen.

1235
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:39,480
Lincoln did actually travel Lincoln, and this was likely passed on to him as a souvenir.

1236
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:46,480
Okay. Wow. Okay.

1237
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:53,480
So that, that, well, not with 100% certainty, but, you know.

1238
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:54,480
That would make sense.

1239
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,480
Could have been. Could have been.

1240
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:57,480
Yeah.

1241
01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:59,480
He was in days. He was there.

1242
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:05,480
You know, after that battle, they won. Hey, here's some of their money. Hang on to that. You know.

1243
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,480
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I could see that.

1244
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:08,480
I could see it.

1245
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:11,480
All right. What a good article. Thank you, Rob.

1246
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:16,480
Let's go ahead and take our second break. Way late. And we're going to come back with more stuff.

1247
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,480
I got a feeling it's going to be a late night, my friend.

1248
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:20,480
I think so, too.

1249
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:29,480
Yep. Me too.

1250
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:41,480
Your mom is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

1251
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,480
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.

1252
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:56,480
I should have never taught that damn dog how to read.

1253
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:00,480
Oh, Lord. That man just saw a puppy and how.

1254
01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:07,480
Hey there. Don't worry. I have a clown nose.

1255
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:12,480
Oh, no. That drunk guy just hit my child.

1256
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:16,480
It's OK. I have a clown nose.

1257
01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:20,480
Clown nose. Just put one on and you can do anything.

1258
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:23,480
Want to run for office? Murder people in public?

1259
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:27,480
Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

1260
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,480
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

1261
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:38,480
Grab one today and make magic happen.

1262
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:42,480
Two douchebags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

1263
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:47,480
We offer you first world problems.

1264
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:50,480
That's a hell of a bridge construction.

1265
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:55,480
Shit. I cannot believe I have to repair this bridge after 50 years.

1266
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,480
Man, what am I going to do now?

1267
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:00,480
I can't like get up 10 minutes earlier just to get to work.

1268
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:04,480
This is complete bullshit. I'm going to write my congressman.

1269
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:12,480
Two douchebags and a microphone. Because we all need dick jokes.

1270
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:16,480
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

1271
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:27,480
Should I record frog sounds in the summer then play them when it's 0 degrees on my ring doorbell for the Amazon guy?

1272
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:42,480
Yeah, that sounds like fun.

1273
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:43,480
Something.

1274
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:45,480
A little amped up we are.

1275
01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:55,480
Yeah, we should keep going but we don't want to disturb too many people.

1276
01:03:55,480 --> 01:04:03,480
Yeah, this is true. We are dialing it back just a tad but nothing crazy.

1277
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:06,480
Maybe.

1278
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:10,480
Yeah, maybe. We'll see. We'll see what happens. There we go. Thank you, Rob. Thanks.

1279
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:14,480
We'll see what happens. We're going to try to.

1280
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:20,480
McDonald's has decided to remove all its AI voice from drive-thru orders.

1281
01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:22,480
I agree.

1282
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:28,480
Okay, there's one of my stories but let's see if you got everything I did.

1283
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:35,480
Okay. Well, if you have something to add to it because sometimes these stories go to 10 different places or 20 or 30.

1284
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:36,480
Okay.

1285
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:42,480
The sum 2000 plus AI that greets you and takes your order.

1286
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:46,480
The reason is that AI had too many mess ups and they went viral.

1287
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:53,480
One mess up was when a person ordered a Mcdouble and fries allegedly and it added on 200 frozen Cokes.

1288
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,480
I love that one.

1289
01:04:56,480 --> 01:05:00,480
Okay, yeah, my story does not give that.

1290
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:07,480
Okay, you see what I mean? They're all different because I looked through three of them and this one had the most personality, this story.

1291
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:12,480
And I mean, maybe they embellished, maybe they didn't. I don't know.

1292
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:16,480
So anyhow, the person ended up filming it. Another AI goof.

1293
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:20,480
It took a happy meal and made it into 10 cheeseburger pizzas.

1294
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:24,480
McDonald's doesn't even sell pizza.

1295
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:25,480
I love that.

1296
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:26,480
I love that.

1297
01:05:26,480 --> 01:05:27,480
I do too.

1298
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:28,480
I love that.

1299
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:29,480
There was another one. What?

1300
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:30,480
I love that.

1301
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:31,480
I do too.

1302
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:32,480
Yeah, I do too.

1303
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:41,480
They did serve McPizza for a while and it was only at one Kansas City location and it was the one off of Blue Parkway in Overland Park.

1304
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:50,480
It was the McDonald KFC, the McTaco, the McTaco Hut or whatever with the McDonald's underneath it or whatever.

1305
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,480
And they had it for a small amount of time and it was bad.

1306
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:54,480
It wasn't bad.

1307
01:05:54,480 --> 01:06:01,480
The AI screwed up so regularly that they still had to have a person doing the order.

1308
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:09,480
And the funniest one is AI told the customer in a drive-thru to hitchhike to an orchard.

1309
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:12,480
Isn't that funny?

1310
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:16,480
I used an AI before and found it doesn't understand a person well.

1311
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:19,480
I had to repeat the order until a live person had to jump in.

1312
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,480
Good riddance, I say.

1313
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:34,480
And I mean every time the McDonald's that I go to every now and then on the way to work, if I want to get a coffee or something, I'll always start off with the AI.

1314
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:35,480
Hi, may I help you?

1315
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:37,480
Are you going to use an app today or not?

1316
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:39,480
And I'm like, no.

1317
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:41,480
And then you can tell your order at any time.

1318
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:42,480
Okay.

1319
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:49,480
And then I tell my order and then it repeats back something else or it just hems and haws.

1320
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:53,480
And then finally a person comes in and goes, this McDonald's, may I take your order?

1321
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:56,480
I'm like, why do you even have that person at the front?

1322
01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:58,480
You know, that AI person at the front.

1323
01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:01,480
Do it because we knew it wasn't going to work out from the start.

1324
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:05,480
So anyhow, go ahead with your stuff.

1325
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,480
No, no, no.

1326
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:09,480
I have a story on that.

1327
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,480
Mine went a little deeper.

1328
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:13,480
It was more official.

1329
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,480
No, go ahead.

1330
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:25,480
It was just saying how some customers reported that McDonald's chat bots sometimes got even simple orders wrong.

1331
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:32,480
But this is more how they teamed up with IBM, just started.

1332
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:37,480
Okay, my order shut it down temporarily.

1333
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:38,480
Okay.

1334
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:42,480
Not so don't talk about yet.

1335
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:47,480
It's probably coming back because honestly, I'm reading others.

1336
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:57,480
I just read another story to where to pull a taco bell pizza.

1337
01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:00,480
They're all looking, though, looking at the.

1338
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,480
Okay, then.

1339
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:03,480
All right.

1340
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:04,480
I did not.

1341
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:08,480
My article was simply saying about what it done wrong and is going to take it away.

1342
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:15,480
It sounds to me like you your stuff going into IBM and all that was taking that article a little bit further.

1343
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:18,480
And maybe that's where this article was birthed from was that article.

1344
01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:20,480
You see what I mean?

1345
01:08:20,480 --> 01:08:21,480
Yeah.

1346
01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:26,480
Well, mine came off CBS News or take it for what it's worth.

1347
01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:30,480
Okay.

1348
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:31,480
Yeah.

1349
01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:32,480
All right.

1350
01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:35,480
They could have been just sugarcoat.

1351
01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:36,480
Who knows?

1352
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:37,480
Who knows?

1353
01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:38,480
Yeah.

1354
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:39,480
Yeah.

1355
01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:43,480
So anyhow, personally, I see it becoming a thing in the future.

1356
01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:44,480
It probably will.

1357
01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:48,480
They'll go back and reinvent the wheel on it and then figure it out.

1358
01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:53,480
But I mean, as of right now, you're wasting the first two minutes you're sitting there in the drive through.

1359
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:56,480
So, yeah, yeah.

1360
01:08:56,480 --> 01:09:00,480
Anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

1361
01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:05,480
All right.

1362
01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:12,480
A country music singer has broken the record for largest crowd ever.

1363
01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:16,480
Kicking it in a U.S. concert.

1364
01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:18,480
I think I know who it is.

1365
01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:20,480
But go ahead.

1366
01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:23,480
I haven't read the article, but I bet you I know who it is in my head.

1367
01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:24,480
Go ahead.

1368
01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:25,480
I bet you do.

1369
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:28,480
I bet you do.

1370
01:09:28,480 --> 01:09:32,480
Country music legend George Strait.

1371
01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:33,480
Yep.

1372
01:09:33,480 --> 01:09:34,480
Bingo.

1373
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:35,480
That's who I thought it was.

1374
01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:36,480
Go ahead.

1375
01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:39,480
Wait till you hear the amount in attendance.

1376
01:09:39,480 --> 01:09:41,480
Okay.

1377
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:49,480
Has broken the record for the highest kicking crowd ever at a U.S. concert.

1378
01:09:49,480 --> 01:10:15,480
The billboard report straight through a record audience of 110,905 kick it buying fans to his concert Saturday at Kyle Field at Texas A&M in College State.

1379
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:16,480
Wow.

1380
01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:21,480
Wow.

1381
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:28,480
Boy, that's a bigger than.

1382
01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:30,480
It is bigger than Garth Brooks.

1383
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:32,480
Is that concert show on TV.

1384
01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:33,480
Okay.

1385
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:38,480
The three or four concerts he had at the then Sprint Center and LT Mobile Center.

1386
01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:41,480
They were what 18,000 each.

1387
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:42,480
So.

1388
01:10:42,480 --> 01:10:46,480
Three or four of them still does not even get close to 130,000.

1389
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:47,480
So.

1390
01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:48,480
Yeah.

1391
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:51,480
I was thinking about the ones he had on TV.

1392
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:53,480
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1393
01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:55,480
Well, evidently George Strait.

1394
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:56,480
Yeah.

1395
01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:57,480
Has beat that by quite a bit.

1396
01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:58,480
I think.

1397
01:10:58,480 --> 01:10:59,480
Go ahead.

1398
01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:00,480
What now?

1399
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:01,480
Okay.

1400
01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:05,480
Well, it goes on to say what's going on, everybody.

1401
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:08,480
The 72 year old singer said.

1402
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:13,480
We got some Aggies out there.

1403
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:14,480
Oh, yeah.

1404
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:20,480
Shame to say this, but this is my first time to ever be at Kyle Field.

1405
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:21,480
Damn.

1406
01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:23,480
Just invite me back.

1407
01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:25,480
I'll come.

1408
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:26,480
Cool.

1409
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:31,480
George Strait is one of those artists that everybody can like.

1410
01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:33,480
Agreed.

1411
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:34,480
Yes.

1412
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:35,480
Yes.

1413
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:38,480
He's very likable on every level.

1414
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:42,480
One last little thing.

1415
01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:43,480
Yeah.

1416
01:11:43,480 --> 01:11:51,480
According to Billboard, it broke the venues attendance record for a single event and crushed

1417
01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:58,480
the previous all time record for the largest crowd at a ticketed concert in the United

1418
01:11:58,480 --> 01:11:59,480
States.

1419
01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:08,480
The Grateful Dead briefly held the record with a hundred and seven thousand nineteen

1420
01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:16,480
fans at a 1977 concert at Raceway Park in New Jersey.

1421
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:20,480
Half of the Grateful Dead is rolling over in their grave right now and the other half

1422
01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:23,480
is going, what did you say?

1423
01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:24,480
Wow.

1424
01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:34,480
Dude, that number is out of the world.

1425
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:35,480
And he's so likable.

1426
01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:36,480
A lot of people.

1427
01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:37,480
He's likable musically.

1428
01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:40,480
He's likable as a person.

1429
01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:41,480
Yeah.

1430
01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:44,480
I mean, fantastic, man.

1431
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:45,480
Go ahead.

1432
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:50,480
I've seen him back in like, what was it, 1991.

1433
01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:57,480
I think it was probably 90 over at Bonner Springs at the Ample Theater.

1434
01:12:57,480 --> 01:12:58,480
Uh huh.

1435
01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:00,480
At the Ace in the Hole Tour.

1436
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:02,480
Oh yeah, yeah.

1437
01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:03,480
Yep.

1438
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:06,480
Yeah, I remember that.

1439
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:10,480
How good was that?

1440
01:13:10,480 --> 01:13:11,480
I enjoyed it.

1441
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:12,480
Good.

1442
01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:13,480
I enjoyed it.

1443
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:17,480
I mean, that was one of those concerts.

1444
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:21,480
Pretty much everybody was sitting in their chair, you know.

1445
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:22,480
Yeah.

1446
01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:23,480
Just kick back.

1447
01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:28,480
I mean, that wasn't, that wasn't by any chance, you know.

1448
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:31,480
To me, I call it toe tapping music.

1449
01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:32,480
You can't help but tap your toe.

1450
01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:34,480
You're like, man, that is good stuff.

1451
01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:35,480
You know.

1452
01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:37,480
Well, thank you, Rob.

1453
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:39,480
Is that it or is there more?

1454
01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:40,480
Yeah, yeah.

1455
01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:46,480
I just, I've seen them numbers like, oh yeah, I gotta talk about that.

1456
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:52,480
Hundred, hundred and ten thousand nine hundred and five people.

1457
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:53,480
I'm glad you did.

1458
01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:54,480
That's a great story to report on.

1459
01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:55,480
Thank you, Rob.

1460
01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:59,480
I've always liked George Strait and I don't even like country music.

1461
01:13:59,480 --> 01:14:04,480
So, I've got, I've got a really interesting story that caught my eye here, Rob.

1462
01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:10,480
George Washington never did cut down the cherry tree, despite the famous story, to the contrary.

1463
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:11,480
But he did pack away.

1464
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:12,480
I've heard that.

1465
01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:15,480
I think we've all heard that, but this is going somewhere.

1466
01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:21,480
But he did pack away quite a few bottles of the fruit at his Mount Vernon home.

1467
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:32,480
Does this a bottle of cherries and berries impossibly preserved in storage pits uncovered from the cellar of his mansion on the banks of the Potomac River?

1468
01:14:32,480 --> 01:14:40,480
They were discovered during an archeology, archeology, archeological dig.

1469
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:42,480
I got it.

1470
01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:46,480
I've got to hurry up. I've got to get that damn cap in.

1471
01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:47,480
Okay.

1472
01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:52,480
Archaeological dig connected to a restoration project.

1473
01:14:52,480 --> 01:15:05,480
Jason Burroughs, Mount Vernon's principal archeologist said that discovery of so much perfectly preserved food from more than 250 years ago is essentially unprecedented.

1474
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:09,480
So you could go there, open these up and eat them is what they're saying.

1475
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:12,480
I wouldn't, but...

1476
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:13,480
You've got to prove he cut them down.

1477
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:17,480
No, no, no, no. No, it was in his cellar that he...

1478
01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:18,480
Yeah.

1479
01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:24,480
Finding what is essentially fresh fruit 250 years later is pretty spectacular, Burroughs said in an interview.

1480
01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:29,480
All the stars sort of had to align in the right manner for that to happen.

1481
01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:34,480
Whole pieces of fruit recognizable as cherries were found in some of the bottles.

1482
01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:39,480
Other bottles held what appeared to be gooseberries and currants.

1483
01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:43,480
The testing is underway to confirm that.

1484
01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:52,480
Mount Vernon is partnering with the U.S. Department of Agriculture, which is conducting DNA testing on the fruit.

1485
01:15:52,480 --> 01:16:00,480
They're examining more than 50 cherry pits recovered from the bottles to see if any of them can be planted and grown.

1486
01:16:00,480 --> 01:16:01,480
So that's pretty cool.

1487
01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:03,480
Archaeological.

1488
01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:10,480
I have this damn flipper tooth in and it doesn't allow me to speak right sometimes.

1489
01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:12,480
Some certain words it gives me shit on.

1490
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:15,480
So anyhow, go ahead.

1491
01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:27,480
Okay, I want to move into 10 movie icons who don't have stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

1492
01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:29,480
Okay.

1493
01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:31,480
You have to pay for that.

1494
01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:34,480
Interesting. I would take a lot of these woods.

1495
01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:36,480
Well, you have to pay for it, Rob.

1496
01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:37,480
Do you know that?

1497
01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:41,480
You have to pay for your star on the Walk of Fame.

1498
01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:44,480
Yeah, but all these people would have the money.

1499
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:47,480
Well, I think it's the point of it from what I read.

1500
01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,480
But go ahead. I'm sorry.

1501
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:56,480
Okay. Now, the first one I don't care about.

1502
01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:58,480
Oprah Winfrey.

1503
01:16:58,480 --> 01:16:59,480
Okay.

1504
01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:03,480
I mean, look, I'm not a real big fan of hers either.

1505
01:17:03,480 --> 01:17:09,480
But I mean, if you want to be honest, yeah, she deserves to be there.

1506
01:17:09,480 --> 01:17:16,480
Yeah, she's active in the industry from 1973 to present.

1507
01:17:16,480 --> 01:17:17,480
Yeah.

1508
01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:22,480
You know, she's been in films like The Color Purple.

1509
01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:26,480
You know, so yeah, I could see where she could deserve a little bit.

1510
01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:27,480
If any, she deserves it.

1511
01:17:27,480 --> 01:17:30,480
Her all her years of talk shows.

1512
01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:36,480
Everything she's been behind and done. Yes.

1513
01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:44,480
And it says here she's earned the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

1514
01:17:44,480 --> 01:17:45,480
Yes.

1515
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:48,480
So yeah, why not?

1516
01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:50,480
Archaeological.

1517
01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:52,480
Yeah.

1518
01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:54,480
Archaeological.

1519
01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:56,480
Yeah.

1520
01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:57,480
I took my flipper tooth out.

1521
01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:58,480
Go ahead.

1522
01:17:58,480 --> 01:18:00,480
Next. Next.

1523
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:01,480
Don't worry.

1524
01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:03,480
I'm getting off Oprah Winfrey.

1525
01:18:03,480 --> 01:18:04,480
Sorry.

1526
01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:05,480
I'm just being a dick.

1527
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:06,480
And this one.

1528
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:10,480
This one kind of shocks me too.

1529
01:18:10,480 --> 01:18:12,480
Jim Carrey.

1530
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:14,480
He deserves it for real.

1531
01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:16,480
I'm surprised he isn't on there.

1532
01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:19,480
1977 to present.

1533
01:18:19,480 --> 01:18:23,480
Jim Carrey's been behind such masterpieces.

1534
01:18:23,480 --> 01:18:25,480
I mean, I know he's weird now.

1535
01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:30,480
Kind of a questionable whatever, but he deserves it.

1536
01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:32,480
He's been in some of the best movies.

1537
01:18:32,480 --> 01:18:35,480
The Grinch, the Mask, Ace Ventura.

1538
01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:36,480
Yeah.

1539
01:18:36,480 --> 01:18:39,480
He's recently done Sonic the Hedgehog.

1540
01:18:39,480 --> 01:18:47,480
The Cable Guy I found really, really dark but great.

1541
01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:50,480
Dumb and Dumber.

1542
01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:51,480
Yeah, Dumb and Dumber.

1543
01:18:51,480 --> 01:18:55,480
Dumb and Dumber is one of those movies I can't start watching.

1544
01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:57,480
Because then I'll be there watching the whole thing even though I am.

1545
01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:58,480
You won't stop.

1546
01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:02,480
Yes. Yeah.

1547
01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:03,480
Brilliant comedy.

1548
01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:04,480
He deserves to be there.

1549
01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:06,480
Oh. Oh.

1550
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:13,480
Carrey was inducted into Candace Walk of Fame in 2004.

1551
01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:15,480
Oh. Okay.

1552
01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:17,480
Didn't know that.

1553
01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:20,480
No, he just ain't been in Hollywood.

1554
01:19:20,480 --> 01:19:21,480
Okay.

1555
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:25,480
Okay, next.

1556
01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:27,480
A bigger name.

1557
01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:29,480
Okay.

1558
01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:35,480
Al Pacino.

1559
01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:36,480
He's not on there.

1560
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:37,480
That's surprising.

1561
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:41,480
Al Pacino is not on the Walk of Fame.

1562
01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:44,480
Wow, he should be for real.

1563
01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:49,480
He has been but never picked a game and thus was never selected.

1564
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:52,480
Wow. Okay.

1565
01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:54,480
Yeah, I mean, come on.

1566
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:55,480
Yeah.

1567
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:59,480
The Starface, The Godfather, yeah, we'll stop there.

1568
01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:02,480
Yeah, no, he deserves it.

1569
01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:07,480
Yeah. He definitely deserves it, my book.

1570
01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:10,480
Yeah, I would agree.

1571
01:20:10,480 --> 01:20:14,480
Okay, next. Emma Stone.

1572
01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:18,480
Okay.

1573
01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:20,480
Next.

1574
01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:29,480
To me, you got to be in her type of films, but she's been in a lot of, you know, she's been in 20 years.

1575
01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:33,480
She's been in a lot of movies. Yeah, why not?

1576
01:20:33,480 --> 01:20:34,480
Yeah.

1577
01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:35,480
Give her a vote.

1578
01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:36,480
Yeah.

1579
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:37,480
What the hell of it?

1580
01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:39,480
Yeah, I think she deserves to be there, yes.

1581
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:41,480
Yeah.

1582
01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:45,480
Next, Leonardo DiCaprio is not there.

1583
01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:46,480
Oh, without a doubt.

1584
01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:51,480
Yes, he should be.

1585
01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:55,480
Like I said, a lot of these are very big names.

1586
01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:57,480
Oh, shit, don't do that.

1587
01:20:57,480 --> 01:20:59,480
What happened?

1588
01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:02,480
No, it just backed up on me. I got to go back down to wireless.

1589
01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:06,480
Okay.

1590
01:21:06,480 --> 01:21:17,480
Judy Ginch, years active in the industry, 1957 to 2022.

1591
01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:19,480
I don't...

1592
01:21:19,480 --> 01:21:30,480
Ginch has a plethora of fantastic movies, including Shakespeare in Love and Casino Royale.

1593
01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:31,480
Okay.

1594
01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:39,480
I don't know who this woman is, but since, they said, 2022, I doubt she's retired.

1595
01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:41,480
She's probably passed.

1596
01:21:41,480 --> 01:21:44,480
Okay. I don't know.

1597
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:49,480
I haven't been a huge fan of hers and don't really know that much about her, so I don't have...

1598
01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:53,480
Yeah, I'm looking at pictures of her and I...

1599
01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:55,480
Not anybody I think I know.

1600
01:21:55,480 --> 01:22:00,480
Okay. Well, I'm going to say on the surface, no, she probably doesn't deserve it.

1601
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:06,480
Because everyone that deserves it, you know of, I think. That's my opinion.

1602
01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:13,480
Yeah, but from 1957 to 2022, somebody's going to know her.

1603
01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:15,480
Yeah, I guess so. Okay.

1604
01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:20,480
Yeah. Okay. Next. Oh, here we go.

1605
01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:22,480
Okay.

1606
01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:25,480
Clint Eastwood.

1607
01:22:25,480 --> 01:22:30,480
Oh, man. What an atrocity. He's not there already.

1608
01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:35,480
No. According to this, he is not.

1609
01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:43,480
Okay. All right. Wow. I find that hard to believe, but I can believe it.

1610
01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:50,480
Eastwood is missing from the Walk of Fame because he doesn't want to be on it.

1611
01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:51,480
Oh, okay.

1612
01:22:51,480 --> 01:22:55,480
He's been nominated multiple times.

1613
01:22:55,480 --> 01:22:58,480
Okay.

1614
01:22:58,480 --> 01:23:00,480
Okay, man.

1615
01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:05,480
All right, well, I mean, you know what? He didn't want a part of it, so okay. I respect that.

1616
01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:08,480
I don't know why he wouldn't.

1617
01:23:08,480 --> 01:23:13,480
I don't know. Maybe it's too Hollywood for him. He's never been really Hollywood.

1618
01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:16,480
Yeah, he's always been trying to stand offish.

1619
01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:26,480
Yeah, I just think that Hollywood just doesn't really suit him. You know, he's kind of an old fashioned guy from what I can tell.

1620
01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:27,480
Okay, next.

1621
01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:34,480
Julia Roberts.

1622
01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:39,480
She's made over 818 million.

1623
01:23:39,480 --> 01:23:43,480
Yeah, you know what? Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yep. Yeah, she does.

1624
01:23:43,480 --> 01:23:48,480
She's done a lot of different movies. Yeah, she's done a lot of good movies. She really has.

1625
01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:55,480
Really recognizable. Everybody knows her when you say her name. Yeah, yeah.

1626
01:23:55,480 --> 01:24:00,480
Yeah, I like her in terms of endearment, you know.

1627
01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:05,480
Yeah, yeah, she was really good in so many different things.

1628
01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:08,480
Yeah, and that was when she was first getting her start.

1629
01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:09,480
Yeah, it was.

1630
01:24:09,480 --> 01:24:13,480
Yeah, it was.

1631
01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:15,480
Anyway.

1632
01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:17,480
Okay, next.

1633
01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:21,480
Denzel Washington.

1634
01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:25,480
Yeah, Denzel Washington should be in it. Yes.

1635
01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:28,480
Without a doubt.

1636
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:31,480
I'm looking.

1637
01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:35,480
Are you in here?

1638
01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:42,480
I'm looking for the reason why.

1639
01:24:42,480 --> 01:24:44,480
In my damn phone call.

1640
01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:53,480
As popular as he was, you wouldn't think he'd be overlooked, but I don't know.

1641
01:24:53,480 --> 01:24:55,480
No, it's not giving a reason why.

1642
01:24:55,480 --> 01:25:00,480
Okay, well, whatever. He deserves to be in.

1643
01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:08,480
Washington was selected to receive the honor, but never set a date and missed his chance.

1644
01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:11,480
Okay, all right. Well, I guess he didn't.

1645
01:25:11,480 --> 01:25:14,480
Well, he nominated his ass again, so he can get on there.

1646
01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:18,480
I don't think he cares enough to. I mean, that's what it sounds like to me.

1647
01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:22,480
That could be.

1648
01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:25,480
Yeah, something like that, you would answer that, RSVP.

1649
01:25:25,480 --> 01:25:28,480
Yeah, yep.

1650
01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:31,480
And lastly.

1651
01:25:31,480 --> 01:25:35,480
Robert De Niro.

1652
01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:37,480
Okay.

1653
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:42,480
Evidently got to be another one of those that just don't care.

1654
01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:48,480
I think there's a lot of people who don't really give a shit, and that's just the way it is.

1655
01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:52,480
You know.

1656
01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:56,480
Oh, yeah, it's not big a thing as it used to be.

1657
01:25:56,480 --> 01:26:03,480
Yeah, I mean, you can't go there and ask anybody really off the street.

1658
01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:10,480
Hey, name four people that are on the Hollywood Walkers, you know, Walk of Fame.

1659
01:26:10,480 --> 01:26:13,480
Right. They wouldn't know they just wouldn't know.

1660
01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:16,480
So, okay.

1661
01:26:16,480 --> 01:26:21,480
Well, just don't name any of these people and you might have a chance.

1662
01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:23,480
That's right.

1663
01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:26,480
All right. Well, we are well over our mark.

1664
01:26:26,480 --> 01:26:33,480
So do you want to go ahead and shut this thing down, put a bow on it and fucking put it out in the atmosphere?

1665
01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:37,480
Well, actually, I got to edit it first. All righty.

1666
01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:40,480
Yeah, we'll be back tomorrow night. So why not?

1667
01:26:40,480 --> 01:26:47,480
Yeah, hell yeah. All the bright eyed and bushy tailed. Right.

1668
01:26:47,480 --> 01:26:51,480
Okay. Anyhow, everybody have a good night.

1669
01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:54,480
Good night, assholes. Thanks for listening.

1670
01:26:54,480 --> 01:26:56,480
Good night, assholes.

1671
01:26:56,480 --> 01:26:59,480
Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids.

1672
01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:04,480
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1673
01:27:04,480 --> 01:27:22,480
Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.