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The Daily Deucebag Pledge.

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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys. We can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone.

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We Talk.

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Jesus.

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Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors and horrible pranks. What the fuck is wrong with these guys?

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer you...

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First World Problems.

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My 76 inch smart HDMI, triphonic, stereo TV. My remote won't work unless I'm right in front of it.

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I can't believe it. This is bullshit.

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Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

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In New York, 500 ballerinas break the ballerina dancing record of all time.

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Your mama is like the sun. Big, round and hardened to look at.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Rob.

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You know what? I'm kind of jealous. You have an ultra cool name, Rob Rad. But I'm just Mark with a K.

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That was your choice.

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I think I need to change my...

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I made a shirt with Mark on the back of it. Come on.

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Alright, maybe not.

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Actually, I'm going to be seeing that gal next weekend if we want more.

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We'll talk, okay.

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You want some for your family? Whatever you get on me.

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Okay, alright.

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We get some good discount.

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Okay, that sounds good. Yeah, I think I need to change my name to something very spicy.

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Marco.

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How about Mickelson Durango Turlington? You like that?

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No.

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That's too much on the back of a shirt.

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I think it just blows off the tongue. Plus, if you heard Mickelson Durango Turlington, it automatically screams out, fun.

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Right? No? No?

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No, no, no.

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Okay, and next. Fun fact.

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Marco. It is going to be your next shirt.

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I'm just going to go with Mark, Rob. I'm just going to go with Mark. It works.

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Okay, fun fact. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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I believe it.

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I do too.

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Chuck Norris can do anything, dude.

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Hell yeah, because he's Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris would defeat AI if we wanted to.

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Hell yeah. AI shuts up when he comes in the room.

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Chuck Norris or Tom Connors is he too damn old.

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You know, cell companies are such a pain in the ass by design. I swear to this, Rob.

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I've spent the last three days attempting to switch my phone to a new carrier.

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Now, you know what? If you want to give up your old number, it's relatively easy.

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But God forbid you'd like to keep the number you've had for over 20 years.

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Matter of fact, I don't think I've ever had another number. I think it's always been us.

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Tell me about it.

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Yeah.

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You know, so, well, to transfer your number, you need your account number, in which I don't think I've ever had.

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I've been enrolled in AutoPay since I went to them, and the online statements only have the last four digits.

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I had to call customer support to get it after several attempts at trying to locate the number.

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Now, every time you call, you're subject to 10 minutes of key pushing,

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doing everything in their power to keep you from a live representative.

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You know, it'll go like, if this is about your phone, press 1. If this is about the service, press 2.

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If this is about international roaming, press 3.

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You know what I mean? You've got to go through 10 minutes of bullshit just to get someone live.

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You know, they do everything in their power.

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Yeah, trust me, I know.

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Yeah, they do everything in their power to keep you away from a live representative.

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I finally, after an hour, I get a live person after a couple of security texts.

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You know, the person finally gives me my account number.

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So let's face it, they know you're leaving, so they just screw with you, right?

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Once you want your account number, they know you're...

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Oh, trust me, I know. I have a story after you're done.

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Okay. I'm never going to enroll in AutoPay again.

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It's just a fucking ruse to make life tough on you when you want to quit them.

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So, anyhow, I go back to the phone transfer page with this information, okay?

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And I put in the information, I put in my account number.

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Looks great until the very last. It asks me for my PIN number.

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No problem, I have it written down right here.

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Okay. Should be ready to go, right? Right, Rob?

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Hell no. I tried three times to put in my PIN number, but it won't accept it.

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I have to call again.

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That's what's going to take me to Stacey.

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I have to call again.

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What's it on?

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Okay, that's cool. We'll go into that.

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I have to call again, so an hour later I find out I need a transfer number

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that only your current provider supplies to you.

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I find out I exceeded the number of attempts in 24 hours.

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So, I quickly write down the time.

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It's 8.30 p.m. That way I'll know when 24 hours is up.

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Next evening at 8.30 p.m. I try again, but it denies me.

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The message via text says, once again, I have to wait 24 hours.

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I'd call down and they wouldn't budge.

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I'm currently waiting this bullshit adding on 24 hours.

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I have everything wrote down and I'm sending this information to the Missouri Attorney General.

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They are fucking rip-off pieces of crap and I'm sick of it.

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The Attorney General is going to...I've got everything detailed to what they did.

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I have everything detailed and the Attorney General, that's what they're there for.

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They're there to protect the consumer from bullshit like this.

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And every day that I don't quit them is every day they get to charge me for phone service.

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When I have this other service I already paid for, already,

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I should have been there in a half an hour, should have been done, no fucking problems.

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But this place here, let's see, I'm not going to give their name,

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but all I can say is it's a lot of bullshit on the horizon.

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You know?

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Right, right, right, right. Now trust me, I know what you mean.

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Yeah, a lot of bullshit on the horizon.

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For over a year and a half.

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Well anyhow, you know, today's Father's Day and we're doing this because we're good people, right?

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And I...

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I would not be doing anything different for our fathers.

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Absolutely. I think they would...

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Even though I've had a shitty day, there's no reason for them to have a shitty day.

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I'm telling you right now, my dad wouldn't listen to this filth, but he would support me.

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He'd be like, you know what, that's what you want to do, do it good, do it the best you can.

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So anyhow, I read this, Hunter Biden offered his dad a laptop for Father's Day.

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Uh-oh.

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The Secret Service quickly declined it.

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Calm down liberals, it's just a joke.

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I'm going to let you go.

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Since I'm in my mood, I'm going to let you go.

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Rob, I got a show for you in October...

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I know you do.

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October 6th.

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No, no, no, really. I got a real show for you.

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October 6th, Lampy, Missouri, ZZ Top at the Black Oak Amphitheater.

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Oh God.

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Yeah, we should consider going to that.

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I'm getting ready to buy tickets to Molly Hatchet here at the West.

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No, that's Molly fucking Hatchet.

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Yeah, Molly fucking Hatchet.

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And we're not going to discuss who's going with me.

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I know who it is and I'll just put it like that.

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Yeah, you do.

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Yep.

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Now that would be a fun show because the last time we were there, we were with some friends from the Springfield area.

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We saw Skinnerd.

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The show was short.

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Are you going to come down? I messaged you July 3rd. Are you coming down?

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I'm not sure yet because it's contingent on some...

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You talk to the wife and you let me know.

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Okay, I will.

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I'll buy you tickets either way.

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Okay.

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There's 25 tickets for general mission.

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No, I already saw that. That's not how...

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If the table comes open, I've already talked to an employee.

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Okay, alright.

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Actually, it's the manager.

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Okay, we'll talk about...

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If you find a table open, you can sit down.

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Okay, alright. We will talk about this off air.

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So, the last time we were at Black Oak Amphitheater, we were with some friends from Springfield area.

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Oh, yeah. I love that place.

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We saw Skinnerd.

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I never went to a concert there, but I've been by there. It looks like a cool place.

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It's very cool.

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I told you about... The show was short and okay at best.

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Skinnerd really didn't bring it, but I think they were just vacationing and decided to do a show.

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But the real show was the chick fight right behind us.

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It was a chick in a prom-looking dress and the other one cut off jorts in an ACDC Highway to Hell tank top.

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Both were as fugly as sin on a Sunday service.

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I mean, they were nasty.

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So, you know, I got to relax.

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I got to relax and enjoy the fresh sounds of an all-out bitch brawl.

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Security took around 10 minutes to get there, but it was after Johnny Van Zandt pointed out the fight from the stage.

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You know, I'll bet you anything that fight is on YouTube because multiple people were filming it.

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I'm going to check these chicks out. I might be able to find me a middle.

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Just put up Skinnerd concert, Black Oak Amphitheater, a bitch fight or something.

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Yeah, I didn't want to miss a second of that masterpiece, so I did not film the event, but I did not watch Skinnerd.

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And I think the reason Johnny Van Zandt, Skinnerd's singer, pointed it out was he got tired of everybody not looking at them and looking at the fight.

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This was like in the fifth row.

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The first four rows were turned around looking at them.

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Everybody was.

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And it was crazy.

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I mean, they were just hauling off and beating the shit out of each other.

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And the other time...

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That's why we've been having this conversation why the older fans don't deal with shit no more.

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They call people out on stage.

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And thinking about it in retrospect, talking about that could have been why Skinnerd didn't play that long a show.

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They might have just been like, you know what? Fuck this.

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They're up there trying to play a gig and everybody knows it's interrupting. Come on.

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You know what? You're right.

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And that's probably... that wasn't fair. That's probably why they left.

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They're probably like, fuck this. These guys are too busy drinking and fighting.

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So, you know, they went ahead and...

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Well, that's a lot of our stories lately.

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People, you know, these fan members are getting pissed because people keep interrupting them.

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No, it's true.

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I mean, you can't really watch a show anymore because everybody's trying to be the show for you.

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It's like, Saturday...

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Fuck you. I'm the show. I've been here 35, 40 fucking years.

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I mean, I didn't pay a ticket to see them be the show.

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I paid a ticket to whoever's on stage.

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That's why I pay for it.

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Yeah, exactly.

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And the only other time I was in Lampe, Missouri, it was still the Swiss Villa amphitheater before it was the Black Oak.

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But they redesigned it since then so people couldn't do this.

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They had these probably 60-foot cliffs.

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They were all rock. You know, down there, the mountains are rock.

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I know. I've seen them.

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Yeah. And they had no barrier or nothing.

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So that was the cheap seats up there. That was the lawn.

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Everything down below was seats.

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And, you know, these people, these...

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I'm going to call them hill jacks. Lovingly. Lovingly.

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I grew up in the sticks, okay? So no one get offended.

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But these hill jacks started jumping off of there to get to the premium seats.

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The first one, he runs. Boom.

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He lands on his feet and takes off in the crowd.

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Second one. Boom.

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Lands on his feet, takes off in the crowd.

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Third one, no problem.

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Fourth one, he went away in an ambulance.

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Fifth one, he went away in an ambulance.

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Sixth one hobbled somewhere and I think he might have crawled up and died.

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But it was so bad that they had to go up there and actually form like a guard section around the cliff

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to where people couldn't jump off trying to get to the good seats.

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So that was my only other time there.

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So I'm telling you, ZZ Top is going to be a treat. One way or another.

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I'm glad you went into this because that's going to bring me into my first story.

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Alright. I can get to...

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Go ahead. You're doing the first story.

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Okay. Alright.

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Brand new kind of theft in the metro area around here.

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Grandview had a series of home showing thefts.

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You know, whenever they show a home, they have everything open for you to where you can get in there and watch.

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I mean, it's probably happened before, but it's relatively new and people haven't seen it around here for a while.

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I bet you it's been done before, but it kind of caught everybody off guard.

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So this, you know, it's probably happened before, but all the Grandview realtors had to put on a red alert.

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I myself plan on taking all my old electronics you have a difficult time disposing of

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and placing them in every room of a showing.

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Think about that.

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Take all your garbage, the electronics that don't work anymore, like maybe it's a charger, maybe it's an old monitor,

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and clean it up really good and put it in the rooms they're going to go in and steal from.

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And then there, they throw it all in a bag, they take it home like, shit, now how am I going to get rid of this?

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This stuff doesn't work.

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So that's problem solved right there.

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So anyhow, you know, Denmark has just banned a type of spicy ramen noodles.

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Danish officials have pulled from the shelves, Buldak three times spicy and hot chicken, two times hot chicken, two times.

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So it was Buldak three times spicy and hot chicken and two times spicy and hot chicken stew.

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All made with South Korean brand Samyang.

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Residents have been urged to throw the noodles away.

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It's believed the high level of spice is what made the children in Germany sick prior to the recall.

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There is also speculation that the spice was also used in the One Chip Challenge

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that may have led to the death of a teenager.

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Remember that? The One Chip Challenge?

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Yeah.

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I think it was in South Carolina or North Carolina.

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The kid ate it and he died right after.

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Actually, we've talked about that a couple times.

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Yeah, yeah, they believe it's the same spice that's in that only more of it.

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And it made a kid a bunch of kids sick in Germany.

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So because it was too hot.

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So South Korea, I have a solution for a rebuttal of North Korean ship balloons.

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You know what it is, Rob?

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Oh, that's here.

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You got it. Spicy hot balloons.

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I don't know if you're a top that man.

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Spicy hot balloons that shower them with hellfire.

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Hellfire like heat.

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Spicy hot balloons?

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Yeah.

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You put those.

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Yeah, you sent us ship balloons.

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Yeah, yeah, you sent us ship balloons.

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We're going to burn your eyes out with spicy hot balloons.

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I got you.

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I think that's a pretty good rebuttal.

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I'm in more than most days. I agree.

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North Korea or South Korea, you're welcome.

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You are welcome.

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Oh, hey, before we go any further.

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Yes?

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Happy Father's Day, everybody.

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Yes. Yeah, I touched on it and I can't believe I didn't say it.

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Happy Father's Day.

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Yep, the fathers, the fathers that took the place of, the fathers that stepped in when nobody else would.

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Whatever. Yeah, anybody.

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Yeah, the single fathers, everything.

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And while we're at it, hi Grandma Opal, hi Ricky, hi Jimmy.

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Oh, awesome. Yeah, thank you. Thank you, Rob.

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Hi Grandma Opal, hi Jimmy, hi Ricky. Love you guys. Dodge City, Kansas. Ra-Ra.

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Oh, I got an email from Dodge City, Kansas. It's not any one of the three.

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Thank you.

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I don't have it with me. I got to download it. I've got other emails.

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This one came in today. I'm going to probably play it Tuesday.

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Anyhow, they kind of got me in a corner now, but I'll explain it a little bit later.

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So, anyhow, these fuckers, I swear, they're like cobras.

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They're coiled up in the corner, just ready to strike. I love them.

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I want to help you out of it, but sometimes I don't know what I can.

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I don't know if you can help me out of this one.

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I mean, I pretty much got to say the whole town's name now, and so do you.

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I'll get to that.

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You're the one that had Ricky.

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I know, I know, and I shouldn't have done that because now I opened a can of worms.

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It was because of Grandma and Jimmy.

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I know. We'll get to that. We'll get to that Tuesday.

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So now we have a whole town following us, so we've got to add everybody.

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I don't even know if they live there. It's probably someone else screwing with me.

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I don't know. Anyhow.

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Hey, Rob, did you ever want a grand tour of your county's back roads?

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Do what?

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Did you ever want a grand tour of your county's back roads?

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No.

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Well, I have an affordable answer.

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I've already done that on my own.

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Well, okay, let's say you didn't know them all, okay, and you didn't want to drive them all yourself

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and use all that gas.

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Here's what you do.

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You ride with a friend with a suspended license.

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They will take you to all the roads you never knew existed.

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Correct?

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Very true.

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Yeah.

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Very true.

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Yeah, I got that from personal experience.

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I just read that on the internet and I'm like, man, yeah.

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I'm not saying it works.

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Yep.

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I disagree.

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And a woman is suing Cold Stone Creamery over their pistachio ice cream

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not containing any pistachio nuts.

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Well, I mean, you know, doesn't the ingredient list cover that, right?

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You read in the ingredients, okay, and it doesn't say anything about pistachio nuts.

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Well, you can pretty much bet that pistachio nuts aren't in it, right?

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Right.

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Okay, so anyhow, you know, and what about people that are allergic to nuts?

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Maybe this could be a way they can enjoy the nuts without an EpiPen.

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Cold Stone is also famous for their mix-ins.

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One could probably mix in real pistachios if they wanted.

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They probably have them right there at Cold Stone, I bet.

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So one Reddit writer wrote, really?

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Someone's concerned about food not being real?

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Stay tuned for millions of lawsuits.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You know, Reeses has a new Jumbo Peanut Butter Cup.

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No, I do not.

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Yeah, they do.

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It's on the market, ready to purchase.

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The size is equivalent to Manbreast size.

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You might want one of those children's play scoop shovels to eat this thing.

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It is huge.

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Yep, it is huge.

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And then next, and finally, I would like to apologize.

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Oh, yeah, by the way, I did see a picture of that rich taco thing at Taco Bell.

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Oh, really?

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You mentioned here a few podcasts back.

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Uh-huh.

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That thing is huge, dude.

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It's huge.

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That's what I thought.

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That's what I thought by the picture.

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It looks like a full meal to me.

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That sounds good to me.

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If you guys watch the video today on it, it looks so good.

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I'm convinced already, Rob.

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Yeah.

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And finally, I would like to apologize to the Kansas City Royals.

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I bought tickets, and I should have known the curse lives on.

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As soon as I pick the tickets, four-game losing streak.

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Sorry, everyone.

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I'm the reason the Royals started sucking.

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It ain't your fault.

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I should have never bought their tickets.

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I'm the curse.

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I know.

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You tried.

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Give me a chance.

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I started losing.

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It's not your fault.

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Yeah.

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Oh, well, anyhow, Rob, you said you had a story because of what I was going into.

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You want to go into it?

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Yeah.

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Let me bring it back up.

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And then I've got some emails after that, after we take our break.

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Well, I'll tell you what.

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Let's go ahead and take a break.

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Okay.

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And then you can find your stuff, and then we'll come back with your story.

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That sound good, Rob?

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Sounds good.

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All right.

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That's what we'll be doing here when you don't hear us.

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I've had a bad day.

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So, yeah, give me a few minutes.

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I'll get my story.

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Rob, it's fine.

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Take as long as you want.

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All I do is cut this part out anyhow.

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Yeah, I've cut it out.

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Everybody knows me.

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No, no, no.

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I mean, I cut it out to put in the skits and bits.

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Oh, so we're pausing.

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Yeah, okay, we're pausing right now.

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Honestly.

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Swim.

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All right, good.

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Hey.

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Hi, guys.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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On most of these apocalypse series, we tell you what plants you can eat in case of an

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apocalypse, and you have to go out to your yard for food.

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Well, this one is going to explain to you the plants you may be aware of to not eat.

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Plants that could be toxic usually might have milky white sap, thorns, spines, or fine hairs,

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or leaves or stems.

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Pods were bulbs, beans, or seeds.

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Stems or trunks that have an almond scent.

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Three-leafed foliage growth.

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Also, be aware of intensely bitter or sappy flavor.

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Foliage reminiscent of dill, parsley, or carrot.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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So let me see.

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Let's say I was offended by people being offended.

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Then would people being offended all the time have to not be offended around me because I was

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offended by them being offended?

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Hm.

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I may never know.

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Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo is

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listening to this film.

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Hi, all.

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This is Chicago.

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I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

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You can't touch me.

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Oh, yeah?

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This is Kansas City here.

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Hold my beer, bitch.

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This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags in a Microphone.

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People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast.

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One, smell.

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Go to the city market and start sniffing.

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Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, Tabasco sauce, and old

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sock with dark fuzzy urine.

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Two, look for the spot absent of patrons.

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Three, the most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably.

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Four, just call us at 816-512-7717.

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Jim X.

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What the hell happened?

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You were the generation of change.

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You never wanted to be one of them.

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At the theater, spoke for you.

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Hunk the man, hunk the system.

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What the hell happened?

452
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The generation of angst, the generation of noncompliance is now buying a boat.

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You're really fed up to kill someone dangled a dollar near you.

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Great job, Xers.

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Everything's ruined.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

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Well, that new handsome CD is just a laptop, uh-huh.

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Two douchebags and a microphone on the Mark portion.

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And on the Rob portion.

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Rob, do you have your story?

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Yes, I do.

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All righty.

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On Thursday, the Kansas Chiefs had their most recent ring ceremony.

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A just reward for winning the Super Bowl and their third Super Bowl win in the last five seasons.

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The ceremony was great, and the rings are singularly impressive.

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They include the depiction of the Tom and Jerry play that won the game in overtime.

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That is so cool.

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That is so cool.

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Yeah.

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It's on the ring.

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But if you look at the ring a bit more closely, there's an unforeseen typo.

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And this is on all the Chiefs players that just got their ring as a typo.

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The ring has a final score of the Chiefs' playoff wins and the playoff seeds for their opponent's hat.

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Mm-hmm.

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The Miami Dolphins lost 26-7 to Kansas City in the Wild Park round.

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Remember?

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Oh, I remember.

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Oh, I remember.

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Well, it's shown as the FC 7th seed, which they were not.

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They were the 6th seed, weren't they?

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Yeah, they were the FC 6th seed.

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Oh, okay, okay.

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And the Pittsburgh Steelers were the 7th seed.

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So the ring says that they were the 7th seed, not the 6th seed, the Miami Dolphins.

485
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000
Right.

486
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Oh, okay.

487
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:38,000
And Kent, the FC, and the Pittsburgh Steelers were the 7th seed.

488
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:43,000
Yeah, so the Super Bowl ring is wrong on that account.

489
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Hey, I think the Steelers would have been a tougher opponent on that day.

490
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:53,000
They might as well have just put the Miami Dolphins didn't even show up.

491
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000
I mean, really.

492
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
I wouldn't even be worried about that.

493
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000
They played so shitty they didn't show up.

494
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,000
I mean, I'd be like, you know, leave it at the 7th seed.

495
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,000
But I'll tell you what, that's going to make that ring worth some money.

496
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Yeah, there's a fuck-up on it.

497
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Yeah, it's going to be worth a lot of money.

498
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Are they reordering the rings, or are they going to just status quo?

499
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,000
They said. They said.

500
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,000
I would think the NFL would probably want to do it right,

501
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:25,000
so they're going to reorder them all, I bet.

502
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Well, it's through Jostens, which is known around Kansas City for pictures.

503
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
I mean, that's through old school.

504
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, they've been around here forever, and they're very trusted.

505
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000
So they must have got bad information.

506
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000
Yeah, so I don't know.

507
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,000
I don't know if they're going to make it right, that's something I'll keep an eye on.

508
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,000
That's something that maybe insurance.

509
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000
They've got the Super Bowl ring.

510
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:59,000
Now, every Super Bowl, everybody that was in the Super Bowl, their ring is incorrect.

511
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Wow.

512
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Okay.

513
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:09,000
Yeah, I'm going to put my nose down and figure this out.

514
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Rob, that was a cool story, geez.

515
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Well, do you want to get to some emails?

516
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,000
Oh, I'd love to hear emails.

517
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Okay.

518
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000
I want to hear from our fans.

519
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000
All right.

520
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Well, I don't know if these guys are fans, but we're going to hear from them.

521
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,000
I don't care. I'll give them shit anyway. I'm in one of them.

522
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000
Oh, you may want to.

523
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Hey, douchebags.

524
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:39,000
We here at Montrose never lied to you about the power plant still being open.

525
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
We were embarrassed.

526
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Mark really hurt us with that bailing delay scene power plant comment.

527
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
I didn't mean it, guys.

528
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,000
I didn't mean it.

529
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000
It was a joke.

530
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000
Everything here is a joke.

531
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
We state that at the first.

532
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Okay.

533
00:33:54,000 --> 00:34:00,000
Rob, and you back in Tidewad made us feel like you never cared about us in the first place.

534
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Bullshit.

535
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
I contacted people in Tidewad.

536
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,000
They're doing heat reversal.

537
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,000
That's all they're doing.

538
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,000
They're the ones that have nothing to do with anybody in Montrose.

539
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
They're doing heat reversal.

540
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000
They're trying to act like we did them wrong.

541
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,000
I'm not falling for it.

542
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Well, guess what?

543
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000
What?

544
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000
I'm going to go up there.

545
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,000
I'm going to take a drive through your munch checks. That's that.

546
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:35,000
I'm going to go piss on their tore down, rumbled up style.

547
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Well, anyhow, it said we are still hurting over the EF 1000 that ravaged our only grain bin.

548
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,000
And all you can do is think about yourself.

549
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Listen to this, Rob.

550
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Montrose might join Ruth Ann with the boycott.

551
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Sorry, not sorry.

552
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,000
They're threatening the Ruth Annas.

553
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Okay, well, here's the point.

554
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000
All seven of them, Rob. The whole town.

555
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Here's the point.

556
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Yeah?

557
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:14,000
We got one email that said everybody was lying.

558
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,000
They were not from Montrose.

559
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000
We need proof.

560
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Yeah, that's right. That's right.

561
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000
We need proof.

562
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
We need proof.

563
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:39,000
You guys send us a picture of you standing next to where the power plant used to be, just the lake or the campgrounds or the destroyed grain silo or whatever, you know, or just the what is that highway that goes through Butler and goes to Montrose?

564
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
I can't think of the name of it.

565
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Anyhow, yeah.

566
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Is it 52?

567
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Could be. Yeah.

568
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
No.

569
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000
No, no. Wait a minute.

570
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:53,000
52, you come off 13 or off 7.

571
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:58,000
You go through what is it, Yurich cut down into Montrose.

572
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
I think it is 52. You're right.

573
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
So.

574
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
And it's out on a country road.

575
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:10,000
And as you go on that road and it brings you straight into

576
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Montrose, 52 that brings you in off 7 and 13.

577
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000
I think it is 52 thinking about it.

578
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,000
That's a four way light in Clinton.

579
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Yeah, yeah.

580
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000
I'm pretty sure it's 52.

581
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
You're right.

582
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:30,000
So anyhow, it says, by the way, Chet took back his power cord.

583
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,000
If you go camping, you better have a lighter.

584
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Willie, Jeffy and Chet in Montrose.

585
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,000
All of them ganged up on us.

586
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:45,000
OK, well guess what, guys?

587
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,000
Guess what, Montrose?

588
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Go ahead, Rob.

589
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000
I have a generator.

590
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,000
Well, I don't even think we should go camping there now.

591
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Let's go camping in Taiwan.

592
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Are you even going to save our spots?

593
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Doesn't sound like it.

594
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:09,000
We're trying to back you, but we get one email saying all of you are lying.

595
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
Come on.

596
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000
The room is different.

597
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Yeah, actually their power plant is gone.

598
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:20,000
My friend Richie sent me the video of it being destroyed.

599
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
I've been watching.

600
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:26,000
See, I know the power plant's gone now.

601
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Richie, we thank you so much.

602
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
That was funny.

603
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000
And I had no idea you listened.

604
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Thank you, Richie, for listening.

605
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Come on, Montrose.

606
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Be truthful with it.

607
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
That's all we ask.

608
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Be truthful.

609
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,000
We will still come.

610
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Camp in your campground.

611
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Go on your way.

612
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,000
As long as you want to be friends.

613
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000
Yeah, we don't necessarily need the power plant.

614
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,000
You keep doing this shit.

615
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000
I'm going to go camp in Tai Wai.

616
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Yeah, me too.

617
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Anyhow, Rob, you'll like this.

618
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Because Tai Wai has been kind of nice to me.

619
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Other than Montrose.

620
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Rob, you'll like this next email.

621
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Listen to this.

622
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Alright, let's hear it.

623
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Rob, you've come a long way since you started being a co-host.

624
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000
I agree with Mark.

625
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,000
You have become your own and your articles are unique and spot on.

626
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
Renner and Fort Lauderdale.

627
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000
I agree.

628
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000
I've said this all along.

629
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
I'm glad that Renner here feels the same way.

630
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Thank you.

631
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Thank you.

632
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,000
I told you, he's saying the exact same thing that I've said.

633
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Okay, I'm trying.

634
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:47,000
I'm coming off, just so everybody knows, and everybody knows this.

635
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
I'm coming off a long relationship.

636
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Just coming into this co-host.

637
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
I've been trying to work it out.

638
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Yeah.

639
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Yeah, it was a 20 year old relationship.

640
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
I've got to become myself.

641
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
I'm becoming that.

642
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Thank you, everybody.

643
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Everybody is listening.

644
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Thank you.

645
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000
I have a feeling other people feel the same way Renner does.

646
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Because there's just no doubt.

647
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
Anyhow.

648
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000
I've just got to watch myself.

649
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000
I guarantee you, you keep doing what you're doing.

650
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000
And you take it a little easy on the sauce.

651
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
And you're going to keep growing.

652
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000
And you're going to keep getting better.

653
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
I am.

654
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Okay, good.

655
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Good.

656
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Next one.

657
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Mark.

658
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,000
You are a huge Sabbath fan.

659
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
Plus you love Deep Purple.

660
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000
I love this question.

661
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000
What is your favorite out of the two?

662
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
I'm liking this question now.

663
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
It's a good one.

664
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:51,000
What is your favorite out of the two, Mark and Olathe?

665
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Okay.

666
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Mark and Olathe.

667
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,000
I don't know any Marks in Olathe.

668
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000
So I don't believe I know this guy.

669
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Thanks for quizzing me on this.

670
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Because I do have a favorite.

671
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
And it's Sabbath.

672
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:15,000
And a very close second is Deep Purple.

673
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:24,000
And the only reason I like Sabbath a little bit better than Deep Purple is because of

674
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Ronnie James Deal.

675
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Those years with him in were just superb music.

676
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000
I like all their music.

677
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000
But it was so much better when Deal was in.

678
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000
And to me that's iconic enough.

679
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Deep Purple has great ones.

680
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000
But Sabbath just nudged it by a bit.

681
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000
What do you think Rob, which one do you like better?

682
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Or do you?

683
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Honestly I think I'm trying.

684
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000
I'm going to have to edge towards Sabbath.

685
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Okay.

686
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000
I mean it's so damn close.

687
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000
It is.

688
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000
It is isn't it?

689
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Yeah.

690
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000
I mean it's really close.

691
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Especially when you grew up with them.

692
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Yes.

693
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:10,000
But I think I have to edge it to Sabbath.

694
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:15,000
There have been many nights I sat there staring off into space.

695
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Smashed.

696
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Listened to Sabbath.

697
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Questioning life.

698
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Good times.

699
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Good times.

700
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Next one.

701
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Rob, do you play any musical instruments?

702
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,000
I've heard Mark talk about his guitars before.

703
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
I'm pretty sure he plays guitar.

704
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
What about you?

705
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Yolanda in Vancouver.

706
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Vancouver?

707
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Probably Canada.

708
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Yolanda?

709
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
A female?

710
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Yolanda.

711
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,000
Vancouver of course is Canada.

712
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Duh.

713
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Here's my answer.

714
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Yeah?

715
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,000
No, I do not play musical instruments.

716
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
But I have DJ.

717
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
I have a good sound.

718
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
A good ear for sound.

719
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
I can set up sound.

720
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
I can do all that.

721
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:10,000
But as a musical instrument, no.

722
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Okay.

723
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,000
I'm more behind the scenes.

724
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,000
Sound like I am on the show.

725
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Yolanda, what a great question.

726
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,000
And also I don't play as well as I would like to.

727
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,000
I really lost the art by not doing it for so long.

728
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,000
And I'm really disappointed with my skill set on that now.

729
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,000
I really need to dedicate more time to get better.

730
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Because there's something about creating music, your own songs, that is just so self-fulfilling and satisfying.

731
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000
And it fills your soul.

732
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:50,000
So I'm not very good at it again because I have not practiced it so long.

733
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,000
I can't find...I've got to make time is what it is.

734
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,000
So anyhow, thank you Yolanda in Vancouver.

735
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Yes, thank you.

736
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:07,000
And just throwing out there, Rob Ratt single again.

737
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
There you go Yolanda.

738
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Just a small plane ride to Camdenton.

739
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Go into Camdenton's huge international airport on the south side of town.

740
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000
I'm not saying I'm in it, Nodder.

741
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000
I'm saying I'm single again.

742
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
That's all he's saying Yolanda.

743
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,000
But hey Yolanda, hey if you're interested, I'm here.

744
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000
But he's not saying anything.

745
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Right?

746
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Nope, not at all.

747
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Alright.

748
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Next one.

749
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Mark, you find some really interesting stories.

750
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Where do you get these?

751
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Is there a service you use?

752
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,000
Teddy in Harrisonville.

753
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000
And Teddy, I know who you are.

754
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Don't call yourself Teddy.

755
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Oh yeah, I know the name.

756
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
We've read his name.

757
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000
Remember we used to call it...

758
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Yeah, okay.

759
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
You know what?

760
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000
I know who you are.

761
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000
No, I don't.

762
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Teddy, I love you man.

763
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Yeah, I do not.

764
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000
I do not use a service.

765
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,000
I use Google and Bing to my advantage.

766
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:14,000
The stories I search for is the stories that it starts tending to trend to.

767
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:19,000
So I find interesting stories right off the bat now when before it took me a long time to look for them.

768
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Now they come to me because that's the way Google and Bing works.

769
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,000
They take what you look at.

770
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,000
They know that you like to look at a certain thing.

771
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
And then they just pretty much...

772
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,000
That's what you get when you go to their site is the stuff that you're interested in.

773
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
They want you to read.

774
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
They want you to see the ads.

775
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000
So no, I don't use a service and I don't feel I have to.

776
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Okay, that brings me into mine.

777
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Okay.

778
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Alright, go ahead.

779
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000
No, go ahead.

780
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
I'm done.

781
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
No, finish your...

782
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000
No, I was done.

783
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:57,000
A lot of mine comes off my iPhone off Newsbreak.

784
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Newsbreak, is that a service?

785
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
They have to have the iPhone to get Newsbreak.

786
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:07,000
And that's where most of my stories come from.

787
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:13,000
I'm not reading to you anything that you cannot read.

788
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:17,000
I just bring up the fucked up shit.

789
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:25,000
You know, Teddy in parentheses, I think he's just wanting to know the way our system, how it works.

790
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000
And just pretty much what we find anyone else can get.

791
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,000
It's nothing special.

792
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
What we try to do is...

793
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:38,000
It's just one of the news we read on the internet that comes to our phone.

794
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,000
The only thing is we try to make it just the interesting stories.

795
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:47,000
And we try to where we can have a sense of humor and maybe make a little fun of it.

796
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,000
That's all we do.

797
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,000
And Teddy, thank you for writing.

798
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,000
Write again.

799
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Alright, this next one, Rob.

800
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000
This guy don't like us.

801
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Okay?

802
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Uh oh.

803
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Yep.

804
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Should I get on the extension?

805
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,000
No, we're just going to make fun of him and just follow my lead.

806
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Just follow my lead.

807
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000
We're going to ridicule him.

808
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Rob and Mark, you both have trouble with words.

809
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Just saying.

810
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Jerome.

811
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Jerome is a fucking rocket scientist.

812
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,000
Oh my God, man.

813
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Can you believe that he caught that?

814
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,000
That we have trouble with words?

815
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Can you believe that?

816
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
That guy is a genius.

817
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Man.

818
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,000
I told you I'd know if I even wanted to say a word on this.

819
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Jerome, man, you need to come join the podcast.

820
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,000
We need someone intelligent like you to be on the podcast.

821
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:51,000
Somebody that can read these words and pronounce these words like you do.

822
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Like the name.

823
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Yes.

824
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Jerome, you're awesome, man.

825
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,000
You're going to play about the name.

826
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000
You read them.

827
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000
You pronounce them, dude.

828
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Just saying.

829
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:09,000
We try our best, just like anybody else in the podcast world.

830
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Listen.

831
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Nobody can get names for us.

832
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Like Topher and I said when we first started this here shitty little show.

833
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000
You get your money's worth.

834
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000
It's free.

835
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:27,000
So until you start paying a subscription, don't listen.

836
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Jerome, if you...

837
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:33,000
And we are totally free because we don't make a damn dime.

838
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Nope.

839
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
And probably will never.

840
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
So anyhow.

841
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Okay.

842
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Here's the deal, Jerome.

843
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000
I know.

844
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Our ratings keep going up.

845
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Oh, geez.

846
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Dude, I know.

847
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,000
I got to figure out...

848
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,000
Let's go into that next show.

849
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Yes.

850
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,000
I've got a lot of stuff I've got to figure out because I need to figure out how to harness

851
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,000
this information and send it to different people because I think that we're getting

852
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,000
to the point...

853
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Where do weird come up listeners out of the woodwork?

854
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:08,000
I could not ask for it to have been like this.

855
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000
I mean, I'm just really impressed.

856
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000
Wow.

857
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000
I'm shocked.

858
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Look how we talked about it.

859
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,000
We texted today about it.

860
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,000
We're in shock.

861
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:22,000
And our numbers are off the charts.

862
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,000
I'm really humbled by it that people want to listen to me.

863
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000
I mean...

864
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,000
And Rob too, of course.

865
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Especially me.

866
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Especially Rob.

867
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000
Yeah, I'm fucking down here in the lake of Ozarks.

868
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000
I'm a nobody.

869
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000
Yeah.

870
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Rob, you want to hear what I think is going on here?

871
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000
What?

872
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,000
I think that you and I are yin and yang.

873
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:44,000
Okay?

874
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
I'm completely different than you.

875
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,000
You're completely different than me.

876
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,000
And it works on a show.

877
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,000
It's kind of like the odd couple.

878
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Agreed?

879
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Kind of like what we were in this and this.

880
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Yes.

881
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Yeah.

882
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
I think that's why it's doing so well.

883
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000
You're on the right side.

884
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,000
We made perfect.

885
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Yeah.

886
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Yeah.

887
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
We each come at it from a different angle.

888
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,000
And I think that a lot of people enjoy that.

889
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:21,000
And also, us fumbling through words, I think, is like something that people grimace over

890
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:25,000
and kind of flinch, but they still want to hear it.

891
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,000
It's like someone that goes, oh, I don't want to hear about what happened.

892
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000
And then next thing you know, they're listening to what happened.

893
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000
You know what I mean?

894
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
I think that there's a certain degree of that.

895
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,000
People want to hear us fumbling our words.

896
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Yeah, we're fumbling our words.

897
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,000
But yeah, I agree with you.

898
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
People want to hear it.

899
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Yeah.

900
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000
Yeah.

901
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:50,000
But I think they also realize we're human.

902
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000
Yes.

903
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000
We're doing this on the fly.

904
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000
You know what I mean?

905
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:59,000
Well, Rob, you said it perfectly the other day, and I don't even realize, I don't think

906
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
you realize how brilliant it was.

907
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,000
You said that we sound like the person down the road.

908
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
We're Mr. Jones.

909
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000
We're Mr. Smith.

910
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000
We're the guy down the road.

911
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,000
We're just two regular guys trying to have fun.

912
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Yes, and I think that people enjoy that, especially in today's world where you need an escape.

913
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:23,000
And like I said, there's people on the internet that do political much better, much better

914
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:27,000
than us, much more informed, know what's going on.

915
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,000
I listen to a lot of them.

916
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
I mean, I think a lot of them are great.

917
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,000
I mean, some of them I followed for years, you know.

918
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,000
So, but I don't think I could ever be in their league on that.

919
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000
So I'll let them do it.

920
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Now, being a smart ass, I think I can kind of get in their league.

921
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,000
Yeah.

922
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Which brings us to our friends.

923
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:59,000
Let me check into that.

924
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,000
Those guys are awesome.

925
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Yeah.

926
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,000
Let's check into that.

927
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,000
Oh shit.

928
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,000
What the hell?

929
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,000
I forgot.

930
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,000
I got right here.

931
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,000
I got right here.

932
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Okay.

933
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000
Let's get to the bottom of that.

934
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,000
That's it.

935
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Thank you.

936
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000
To the bottom of that.

937
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,000
I'm telling you what, they are great.

938
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
I'm going to send them the deep sky.

939
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000
I'm going to send them the deep sky stuff that I have.

940
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000
I got to shut off since I looked it up.

941
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,000
Okay.

942
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Okay.

943
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000
All right.

944
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000
I'm going to get.

945
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,000
I'm about to send them a message.

946
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000
They're awesome.

947
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,000
I want to let them know how much I like them.

948
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
I'm telling you, man.

949
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,000
I already told them.

950
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000
I listened to our show.

951
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
I listened to theirs.

952
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,000
But they are totally different to ours.

953
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,000
They're fantastic.

954
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,000
They do their research.

955
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,000
I love them.

956
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,000
They do their research.

957
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Yeah.

958
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
And they sound smooth.

959
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
I love the way they sound.

960
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000
They sound great.

961
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Believe me, if you want another good podcast, listen to that.

962
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,000
It is excellent.

963
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,000
That's great.

964
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,000
And Rob's obsessed with them.

965
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Me, I don't have enough time to be obsessed with anybody.

966
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,000
Okay.

967
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:10,000
When we do not have a new episode out in the morning, I listen to them.

968
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000
I don't blame you.

969
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,000
They're great.

970
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,000
I'm catching up.

971
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,000
I listen to.

972
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Yeah.

973
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:23,000
I don't listen to podcasts while I'm at work because I miss out on so much.

974
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Yeah.

975
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,000
I remember those days.

976
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:31,000
But when I'm home and when I'm just me, I don't listen to podcasts.

977
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000
Oh, I do it in the car.

978
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000
I mainly listen to podcasts in the car.

979
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Oh, dude.

980
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,000
I'm telling you.

981
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000
These guys, they're amazing.

982
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:44,000
And I cannot wait to let them know how I think.

983
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:49,000
I know you tell Joe Jason how Jason knows Jason knows.

984
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000
But I cannot wait for them to read on air.

985
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000
You know, yeah, they're fantastic.

986
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,000
I love them.

987
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,000
I love them.

988
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,000
I think they're great.

989
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
I have been.

990
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,000
That's the thing about them.

991
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:13,000
They are conspiracy theorists, but they come at it from a, we'll say biblical, a Christian point of view.

992
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000
I really enjoy it.

993
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:19,000
But they do not hold nothing back.

994
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,000
No, no, no.

995
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,000
And everything they have has evidence.

996
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Anyhow.

997
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,000
All right.

998
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000
We need to move on.

999
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,000
But those guys are great.

1000
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,000
All right.

1001
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000
I've got another one here.

1002
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:35,000
I've got two more emails I need to read and then we'll take our break and then come back with what you want to talk about.

1003
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000
That sound good?

1004
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,000
Sounds great.

1005
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,000
All right.

1006
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,000
What do you guys this is just the way the email was written.

1007
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,000
I'm just reading it like it is.

1008
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000
I downloaded it.

1009
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000
What do you guys think of Netflix?

1010
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Is it worth it?

1011
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Do you all watch it much?

1012
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,000
What is your favorite show or movie on it?

1013
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Um, Ozark was my favorite.

1014
00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,000
I think it's worth it.

1015
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:06,000
Yeah.

1016
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:10,000
I know a guy that quit a coffee shop and went down there.

1017
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,000
I mean, you know, City Market Coffee.

1018
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,000
I like to go there.

1019
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,000
We used to our podcasts out in front of it.

1020
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:25,000
I know a guy that went there when Ozark was going on to be a barista because there's big money there because there's a lot of Hollywood people there at the time.

1021
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,000
But then they started filming it in California, I believe.

1022
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
But like Georgia.

1023
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000
Oh, Georgia.

1024
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:32,000
OK.

1025
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:36,000
And then the next two seasons, they film there and it really spice that whole area up.

1026
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000
And I see him in a store not too long ago.

1027
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,000
He's doing well.

1028
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000
He's not there anymore.

1029
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:46,000
But anyhow, anyhow, I think that we're going to get down here looking.

1030
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,000
I will.

1031
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:50,000
If he goes back.

1032
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Yeah.

1033
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000
Anyhow, I think that Netflix is worth it.

1034
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,000
What about you, Rob?

1035
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000
I really don't know.

1036
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,000
OK.

1037
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:04,000
I think what I want is on other channels, other streaming services.

1038
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,000
I've said this for a long time and I firmly believe us.

1039
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:13,000
Netflix is the only true journalism anymore because they don't adhere to advertising.

1040
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,000
You pay them for the service and they write.

1041
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,000
They still they sniff out order.

1042
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:28,000
You know, they sniff out stories like you would never got the McDonnell Douglas stuff from any of the big four.

1043
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,000
So anyhow.

1044
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:38,000
But then at the same time, there's rumors that WWE is going to move over to Netflix.

1045
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000
I think that's all.

1046
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:44,000
I think that might be true because if you look at it, Netflix.

1047
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:50,000
Just so everybody knows and it's been on my mind.

1048
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Yes, I have not done a Rob's Rasslem Roundup lately.

1049
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,000
I'm surprised I didn't get any bitching about that through the emails.

1050
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000
People love that segment.

1051
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,000
That's because I ain't had time.

1052
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,000
He'll get back on it.

1053
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,000
No worry.

1054
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:13,000
I actually have to sit down and watch the paper views.

1055
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Yep.

1056
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,000
And make notes.

1057
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,000
He'll come out with more.

1058
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,000
And his girlfriend.

1059
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,000
Blah, blah, blah.

1060
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000
Life happens.

1061
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Yep.

1062
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000
I am not feeling catch up.

1063
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,000
All right.

1064
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,000
And finally.

1065
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,000
I read paper views.

1066
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,000
I have to sit down and watch myself.

1067
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,000
And he will get to it.

1068
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,000
So I can enjoy it.

1069
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,000
All right.

1070
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,000
And finally.

1071
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:35,000
Mark, you mentioned a few times about the Sopranos ending being brilliant.

1072
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Do you have a theory on what happened?

1073
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Ronnie in Midtown.

1074
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000
Okay.

1075
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,000
You've already said it.

1076
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Yeah.

1077
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,000
I don't think he heard that podcast.

1078
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,000
It's whatever you want.

1079
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,000
It's whatever you want.

1080
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:53,000
If you want him with a hole in his head laying on the ground, blood everywhere, dead.

1081
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000
That's what happened.

1082
00:56:54,000 --> 00:57:00,000
If you want him skating off into another life somewhere or still being the mob boss or whatever.

1083
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,000
That's what happened.

1084
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000
You want him going to prison the rest of his life.

1085
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,000
That's what happened.

1086
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,000
That's the brilliance of it.

1087
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,000
So you pick it Ronnie.

1088
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,000
Yeah.

1089
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,000
Sure.

1090
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Go ahead.

1091
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,000
And I have him watch it.

1092
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:17,000
That's why the screen goes black.

1093
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Yes.

1094
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,000
Use your own imagination.

1095
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Yes.

1096
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,000
Show's over.

1097
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
Done.

1098
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Just saying.

1099
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,000
Well David Chase.

1100
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:26,000
I already know that.

1101
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,000
David Chase said he had no idea what happened because he didn't write it.

1102
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,000
It was done.

1103
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,000
Show was over.

1104
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,000
So I believe him.

1105
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,000
He's the one that wrote it.

1106
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Anyhow.

1107
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,000
There you go.

1108
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:36,000
Yep.

1109
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,000
There you go.

1110
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000
All right.

1111
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,000
We're going to take our second break and come back with some Rob stuff.

1112
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,000
That sound good Rob?

1113
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,000
Sounds good.

1114
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,000
All right.

1115
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,000
That's what we're going to do.

1116
00:57:44,000 --> 00:58:01,000
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember

1117
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,000
to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

1118
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,000
It really hurts.

1119
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,000
Who can afford plastic surgery?

1120
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:14,000
Stay safe everyone.

1121
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,000
Oh Lord.

1122
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,000
That man just saw a puppy in half.

1123
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,000
Hey there.

1124
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000
Don't worry.

1125
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:26,000
I have a clown nose.

1126
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:30,000
Oh no.

1127
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,000
That drunk guy just hit my child.

1128
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,000
It's okay.

1129
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,000
I have a clown nose.

1130
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,000
Clown nose.

1131
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,000
Just put one on and you can do anything.

1132
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,000
Want to run for office?

1133
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Murder people in public?

1134
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,000
Just grab a clown nose and bam.

1135
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:48,000
Everyone laughs.

1136
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

1137
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,000
Grab one today and make magic happen.

1138
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,000
Have you ever wondered where something came from?

1139
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,000
Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is?

1140
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000
Well so have we.

1141
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:05,000
That's why we give you The Origin of.

1142
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,000
The Origin of Socks.

1143
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:12,000
Believe it or not, the ancient Egyptians are responsible for knit socks.

1144
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:21,000
From around 300 to 500 AD were the first recorded knit socks worn by anybody in the world.

1145
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

1146
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,000
It's strange insults from an alien.

1147
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,000
Real hilarity.

1148
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:34,000
If you were a spice, you would be flour.

1149
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,000
Hey look, I think we found land.

1150
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,000
Oh my god, I think we're safe.

1151
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:43,000
Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

1152
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:50,000
I'm afraid for the calendar.

1153
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,000
It's days are numbered.

1154
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:57,000
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

1155
00:59:57,000 --> 01:00:00,000
Hey girl, are you a beaver?

1156
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,000
Cause damn.

1157
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,000
What, what, what, what?

1158
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:13,000
What, what, what, what?

1159
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,000
Hello, I'm Mark.

1160
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Hey, I'm Rob.

1161
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Rob, we turn to you to get us going again.

1162
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:29,000
Okay, I have a question for you.

1163
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,000
Okay.

1164
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:35,000
Can you have a beer on a boat?

1165
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Oh.

1166
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:41,000
Here's what Missouri law says about boating and drinking.

1167
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000
Okay.

1168
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:54,000
Well, you know, it's late season in Missouri and the boats are out and about across the state.

1169
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:59,000
While you might be inclined to crack open a cold one.

1170
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,000
I know I am.

1171
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
Huh?

1172
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000
I said I know I am whenever I'm on a boat.

1173
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Oh, everybody is.

1174
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
That's what you do.

1175
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:20,000
Well, why work the helm and blast Jimmy Buffett and Alan Jackson since it's five o'clock somewhere?

1176
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,000
Isn't it illegal in Missouri?

1177
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:28,000
Here's what law says.

1178
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:38,000
If you will need to, you will need to put down that hurricane even if it drives you insane.

1179
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,000
Got that. Got the lyrics there.

1180
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Yes, yes.

1181
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:48,000
Hurricanes are tough.

1182
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,000
Well, it was Jimmy Buffett's song.

1183
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:54,000
Oh, a hurricane, they specialize it in New Orleans.

1184
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,000
Yeah, in New Orleans they make a mean hurricane.

1185
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

1186
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,000
That's not a joke.

1187
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,000
They have hurricanes down there.

1188
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:03,000
It's a drink.

1189
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,000
That's in New Orleans.

1190
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Yeah, so if anyone thinks I'm making fun of Katrina, no.

1191
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Their drink is a hurricane like you just said and it is stout.

1192
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000
That and a hanger name.

1193
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Anybody who goes barting know that.

1194
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000
Yes. Anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

1195
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:35,000
Well, Missouri law prohibits operating a vessel while intoxicated due to alcohol or any combination of alcohol controlled substance or drugs.

1196
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:37,000
Uh-huh.

1197
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:46,000
It's a Class B misdemeanor and is possible by up to six months in jail and a maximum of $1,000 fine.

1198
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,000
Oh, wow.

1199
01:02:48,000 --> 01:03:01,000
If your blood alcohol level is 0.08 or more or if you use drugs, you're considered to be under the books and you aren't legally allowed to drive.

1200
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:06,000
It's the same limit as if you were driving a car.

1201
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000
That makes sense.

1202
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:17,000
So if you're driving a boat, consider your blood alcohol is the same as driving your car.

1203
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000
Okay.

1204
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:24,000
It's illegal for someone under 20 and one to drink.

1205
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:31,000
But if they have, they can't drive the boat if their blood alcohol level is 0.02 or more.

1206
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,000
Mm-hmm.

1207
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:41,000
Well, I think that paragraph contradicts itself.

1208
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,000
Yeah.

1209
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:53,000
You got to be 21 to drink, but you can be under 21 and your blood alcohol 0.02.

1210
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,000
Okay, yeah.

1211
01:03:55,000 --> 01:04:11,000
By driving a boat on Missouri waters, the state highway patrol says you're consented to be tested for alcohol or drugs if a law enforcement officer asks.

1212
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:29,000
If you are convicted of boating while in Toxtead, you're required to attend a certified boat safety course before being allowed to operate a boat again in Missouri.

1213
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:38,000
Passengers can drink while on the boat as long as they don't drive it.

1214
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,000
Okay.

1215
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:48,000
So you just got to make sure your driver's sober just like a car, you know?

1216
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,000
Well, you know...

1217
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:55,000
See, I live here like the Millazars. I got to bring this up.

1218
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Okay.

1219
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:06,000
But yeah, no, that's all I'm gonna go...this story goes deeper, but that's all you need to know.

1220
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,000
I like that.

1221
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:11,000
If you drink it, don't drive a boat.

1222
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Thank you, Rob.

1223
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:16,000
It's just like driving a car.

1224
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:20,000
That is really good information. Thank you.

1225
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,000
Now people know.

1226
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:37,000
No, trust me, a lot of the court cases down here, not only do you have your DWI, you have what you call your BWI, which is boating while in Toxtead.

1227
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:49,000
And trust me, down here at the lake, there's as many BWIs as there are DWIs when you step into court.

1228
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,000
Oh yeah.

1229
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,000
Trust me, I know.

1230
01:05:53,000 --> 01:06:02,000
Alright, Rob, do you want to know the top psychologists say there are nine things you should keep private?

1231
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,000
Do you want to know what they are?

1232
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:09,000
I probably broke every one of them since I started.

1233
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:14,000
Oh, well, don't worry about it. I mean, everybody does. That's why they come out with this.

1234
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:23,000
This is a list of things, a list to help your life have a smoother life is what they say, top psychologists.

1235
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:28,000
Number one on it is personal goals and aspirations.

1236
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:38,000
One reason you shouldn't mention this is when we share ambitions with others, it can create unnecessary pressure on you and them.

1237
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:44,000
It's best to leave that alone. And I think I agree with that. What do you think?

1238
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:49,000
Honestly, you don't want to ask my opinion on that right now.

1239
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,000
Okay. Alright, we'll move on.

1240
01:06:52,000 --> 01:07:04,000
The number two thing that top psychologists say that you should not do, you know, broadcast in public, personal life challenges.

1241
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:10,000
This can alter people's perception of you. 100% agree. 100% agree.

1242
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:16,000
I've had people tell me a little too much and I don't view them the same.

1243
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:21,000
You know, like I had one guy tell me that he hit his wife in the face.

1244
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:26,000
Now whenever I look at him, I think, piece of shit. I wish he would have never told me that.

1245
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:31,000
Yeah, that's, yeah, I agree with that.

1246
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:34,000
That's a piece of crap. I'm sorry.

1247
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:38,000
That's where you, that's where we'll leave in a different conversation.

1248
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:43,000
Well, I told him too and he doesn't speak to me anymore and I think completely different of him.

1249
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,000
That's him.

1250
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:47,000
Yeah, no, I don't care. Best thing it couldn't happen.

1251
01:07:47,000 --> 01:08:00,000
At the same time, I'm finding out that nowadays you try to talk to anybody about your personal life, they don't want to hear it.

1252
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000
So they'll start talking about theirs.

1253
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,000
That's the way it is.

1254
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,000
Yeah.

1255
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:08,000
No, that's the way it is. Nobody wants to talk.

1256
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:19,000
That's the way, okay, back in the 80s, 70s, 80s when we were growing up, we used to talk about relationships with our friends.

1257
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:20,000
It wasn't a big deal then.

1258
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:23,000
And our friends would help us through relationships.

1259
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,000
Yeah.

1260
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:30,000
Nowadays, nobody wants to talk to you about your problems.

1261
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:36,000
Okay, we're like 30, 40 years later and I have a problem. I woke up.

1262
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:40,000
I went through a 20 year relationship. I woke up.

1263
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:44,000
And now people don't want to talk.

1264
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,000
True.

1265
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,000
And help each other.

1266
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:55,000
Other than people like me and you, we've been friends for like 40 years.

1267
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,000
Yeah, that's different.

1268
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:05,000
You make your friends, you want to talk to them, but I say, oh, I don't want to hear it. You do you, I do me.

1269
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:06,000
Yeah.

1270
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:10,000
You do you, you do me.

1271
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,000
Yeah.

1272
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,000
All right.

1273
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000
The next one is philanthropy.

1274
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:21,000
Broadcasting your good deeds can come off as self-promotion or could put pressure on others to do the same.

1275
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,000
I agree.

1276
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:30,000
I mean, if you give to something, the first thing you should not do is tell everybody how much you gave and make a big deal about it.

1277
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,000
I mean, that should be private.

1278
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:40,000
If you give to something that's very near and dear to your heart, keep it like that.

1279
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:43,000
The next one, family issues.

1280
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,000
I have a problem with that.

1281
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,000
Oh, go ahead.

1282
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:46,000
We're going to skip it.

1283
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,000
We're going to skip it.

1284
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,000
Okay.

1285
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,000
Because of my, because of my thing.

1286
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,000
Okay.

1287
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,000
Yeah.

1288
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,000
The next one is family issues.

1289
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:58,000
When shared openly, they become subject to scrutiny and judgment.

1290
01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,000
I agree.

1291
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,000
I agree.

1292
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:04,000
Everyone says, oh, yeah, yeah, I understand.

1293
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,000
Yeah, that would suck.

1294
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:10,000
But then they leave and they think, man, he has got a screwed up situation.

1295
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:14,000
It happens all the time.

1296
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:22,000
The next one of the top nine that psychologists say you should not broadcast to the public is acts of kindness.

1297
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:27,000
This could be taken as a competitive tone to others.

1298
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,000
You don't tell people about your acts of kindness.

1299
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:32,000
Like you helped an old lady across the street.

1300
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,000
I agree with that.

1301
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:36,000
You don't go, hey, you know what I did this morning?

1302
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:37,000
No.

1303
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:38,000
And then you go, no, it wouldn't work.

1304
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:43,000
Oh, I helped an old lady across the street.

1305
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:47,000
There's no reason.

1306
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:48,000
Okay.

1307
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:49,000
Well.

1308
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,000
Yeah.

1309
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:55,000
I see it, but yet I don't.

1310
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,000
I'm not going to go into my arguments on it.

1311
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,000
You know what?

1312
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:06,000
If you save somebody's life, I don't know, gave them CPR or something, I could see talking about that and go, oh, my God, it was so crazy.

1313
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:10,000
I felt down and, you know, and I had to do chest compressions.

1314
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:13,000
But, man, thank God he's probably going to be okay.

1315
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,000
I could see talking about that.

1316
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:20,000
But, you know, like, hey, I hope that old lady across the street, man, I'm a good guy.

1317
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:21,000
No one believes that.

1318
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:27,000
Anyhow, there's like, you know, if you did, you just did it so you could promote yourself is what people think.

1319
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:30,000
Depends on the conversation.

1320
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,000
Well, Rob, this is different.

1321
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:37,000
You're talking to your buddy.

1322
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:38,000
Yeah.

1323
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,000
What do you do?

1324
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:43,000
Well, I help the old lady across the street.

1325
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,000
Yeah, it's fine.

1326
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:49,000
I mean, just like the snapping turtle incident, man, that was great.

1327
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:56,000
I mean, there's nothing wrong with it.

1328
01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:05,000
The thing is, is you want to hear what I did, what they're trying to say is, is people, they they take it as competitive.

1329
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:09,000
Now they got to go out and be nice to somebody because you did.

1330
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:11,000
So, you know, I get that.

1331
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,000
OK, OK, OK.

1332
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,000
Well, here's where I'm getting.

1333
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,000
OK.

1334
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,000
Then people are wrong.

1335
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:20,000
Don't take it competitive.

1336
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,000
I agree.

1337
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:26,000
You asked me what I did.

1338
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,000
Don't take it.

1339
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,000
No, no, no, Rob.

1340
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:29,000
I'm glad you told me.

1341
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,000
I wanted to hear.

1342
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,000
That's why I asked you.

1343
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:35,000
So just say you asked me.

1344
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,000
Yeah.

1345
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,000
Don't take it competitive.

1346
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,000
Yep.

1347
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:40,000
Next one.

1348
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,000
Personal hygiene habits.

1349
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:48,000
Opening up about such habits can lead to unsolicited advice, judgment or mockery.

1350
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,000
Yeah.

1351
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:52,000
You know, you could go to someone, go, man, only shower once a week.

1352
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:58,000
They might secretly judge you and they might go around the corner, go, hey, Mark's a stinky fuck.

1353
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:01,000
He only, you know, he only showers once a week.

1354
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,000
He told me I get that.

1355
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:06,000
So.

1356
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,000
OK, well, we're on this.

1357
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:09,000
Yeah.

1358
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,000
Mark.

1359
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,000
Yeah.

1360
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,000
I need to shave my nuts.

1361
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,000
All right.

1362
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,000
Hey.

1363
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:19,000
Thanks for letting me know, Rob.

1364
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,000
Hey, be careful.

1365
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,000
Let's move on off that way.

1366
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,000
OK.

1367
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,000
Next one.

1368
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,000
Your guilty pleasures.

1369
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:29,000
This can take away from your actual experience once revealed.

1370
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,000
I agree.

1371
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,000
I agree.

1372
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:42,000
I agree too, even though as a human you feel impelled to mention your accomplishments.

1373
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,000
Like.

1374
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,000
You know what I mean?

1375
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,000
Yeah.

1376
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,000
Yeah.

1377
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:52,000
I mean, everyone has guilty pleasures, whether it's buying a candy bar and scarfing it real

1378
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:54,000
quick or whatever you got going on.

1379
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,000
That's a good pleasure.

1380
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:56,000
Yeah.

1381
01:13:56,000 --> 01:14:00,000
Your friends didn't do shit all weekend, but said at home, but you went to new.

1382
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,000
You know.

1383
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,000
Yeah.

1384
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,000
Yeah.

1385
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,000
And you've got to brag about.

1386
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:05,000
Yeah.

1387
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,000
I understand.

1388
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,000
All right.

1389
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,000
Next one.

1390
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:13,000
Personal financial situation leads to comparison, judgment and envy.

1391
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,000
I agree.

1392
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:19,460
It makes me highly uncomfortable when someone tells me about how much they owe and how in

1393
01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:22,000
debt they are and how they might lose this or that.

1394
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:27,760
And like, I don't know if I can eat and stuff like that because you can't go around and

1395
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:29,360
help everybody.

1396
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:36,280
We all know this, but it's almost to me makes me in the corner and feel like, oh shit, this

1397
01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:41,600
guy's just telling me like, yo, they may not eat next week unless I do something about

1398
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:42,600
it.

1399
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:43,600
You see what I mean?

1400
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:44,600
I get that.

1401
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:45,600
100%.

1402
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:46,600
100%.

1403
01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:47,600
Yep.

1404
01:14:47,600 --> 01:14:52,000
And then finally, self-improvement goals.

1405
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,240
Grow at your own pace.

1406
01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:57,440
Make mistakes without fear or criticism.

1407
01:14:57,440 --> 01:15:01,120
I don't know if I quite believe that.

1408
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:06,860
I think it is good to broadcast to people you trust, not everybody, but the people to

1409
01:15:06,860 --> 01:15:08,600
trust your goals.

1410
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:12,340
Like I could go Rob and go, man, I want to lose 30 more pounds.

1411
01:15:12,340 --> 01:15:16,160
And then Rob would be like, you know what, man, that's, you know, I support you.

1412
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:17,160
Yeah, do it, man.

1413
01:15:17,160 --> 01:15:18,160
Yeah.

1414
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:19,160
Let's go exercise.

1415
01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:20,160
Yeah.

1416
01:15:20,160 --> 01:15:21,160
You know what?

1417
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:22,160
It's going to be great for your health.

1418
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:23,160
You're going to look better.

1419
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:24,160
You're going to feel better.

1420
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:25,160
Hell yeah, Mark.

1421
01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:26,160
You know, I'm all for you.

1422
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:27,160
Now people you don't know.

1423
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:29,160
I'm going to back you 100%.

1424
01:15:29,160 --> 01:15:30,160
Yeah.

1425
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,680
Now people you don't know very well, you don't want to tell that.

1426
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:33,680
Sorry.

1427
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:34,680
That was my son's fault.

1428
01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:35,680
All right.

1429
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:36,680
I'll shut the door tonight.

1430
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:37,680
I'm letting them all hang out.

1431
01:15:37,680 --> 01:15:38,680
Yeah, that's all right.

1432
01:15:38,680 --> 01:15:39,680
That's cool.

1433
01:15:39,680 --> 01:15:45,960
All right, Rob, you got something you want to go into?

1434
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:46,960
I'm done with this list.

1435
01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:47,960
Let's see here.

1436
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:48,960
Let's go into this one.

1437
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:49,960
I've been dodging this one for a while.

1438
01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:50,960
Okay.

1439
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:51,960
Why?

1440
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:52,960
I don't know.

1441
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:55,960
Is this one of those stories that didn't sound cool?

1442
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:56,960
Wait, sorry.

1443
01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:57,960
I got people walking in.

1444
01:15:57,960 --> 01:15:58,960
I'm shutting the door.

1445
01:15:58,960 --> 01:15:59,960
Okay.

1446
01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:00,960
I'm just going to go into this one.

1447
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:09,780
I've been dodging this one for a while.

1448
01:16:09,780 --> 01:16:14,240
I'm going to go into this one.

1449
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:19,240
I got people walking in.

1450
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:22,240
I'm shutting the door.

1451
01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:23,240
Uh-huh.

1452
01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:28,240
I was the only one here and then all of a sudden my son's girlfriend walked by.

1453
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:29,240
Walked out back.

1454
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:30,240
Okay.

1455
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:31,240
Let's see here.

1456
01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:32,240
Let's see here.

1457
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:33,240
What's the story about this?

1458
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:42,240
The Phil's Native American prophecy, the birth of the calf, is both a blessing and a warning.

1459
01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:43,240
Okay.

1460
01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:44,240
Yeah, I know.

1461
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:45,240
Great white bubble.

1462
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:46,240
Oh, yeah.

1463
01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:47,240
That's where the story comes from.

1464
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:50,920
That's where Uncle Ted got it.

1465
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:51,920
Sweaty Teddy?

1466
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:52,920
Love him.

1467
01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:53,920
Yes, Uncle Ted.

1468
01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:54,920
Uncle.

1469
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:55,920
Uncle Teddy.

1470
01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:58,920
I've seen him four times, dude.

1471
01:16:58,920 --> 01:16:59,920
Yeah, he's great, isn't he?

1472
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:00,920
He's Uncle.

1473
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:01,920
He's got so much charisma.

1474
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:02,920
So much energy.

1475
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:03,920
Yeah.

1476
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:04,920
Charisma, energy, yeah.

1477
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:05,920
And the finale.

1478
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:06,920
Oh, God.

1479
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:07,920
Yeah.

1480
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:08,920
It's amazing.

1481
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:09,920
Yep.

1482
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:14,920
You've got to see the concert to know it.

1483
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:15,920
Yep.

1484
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:27,920
A rare white buffalo calf has been captured by a white buffalo calf.

1485
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:33,920
White buffalo calf has been captured on camera in Yellowstone National Park.

1486
01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:35,920
You hear?

1487
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:43,920
It's excitement and a warning from one of the largest Native American nations.

1488
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:53,920
KNWZ.com has learned that the animal in question was part of the horror that impeded traffic

1489
01:17:53,920 --> 01:18:02,920
as it crossed the road, creating an unexpected photo opportunity for park visitors.

1490
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:03,920
Uh-huh.

1491
01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:06,920
I'm just going to say Erin.

1492
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:12,920
It gives her a last name, but I'm going to say Erin.

1493
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:13,920
Okay.

1494
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:23,920
The animal was in one of the vehicles with her family and had her camera on hand when

1495
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:29,920
she first spotted the calf and heard across the Lamar River.

1496
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:30,920
Uh-huh.

1497
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:37,920
The animal drew near and eventually passed in front of the vehicle, leaving no doubt

1498
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:44,920
in the viewer's minds about what they were witnessing.

1499
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:50,920
I looked, and it's a white bison calf.

1500
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:51,920
Oh, wow.

1501
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:59,920
And I was totally, totally for it, Erin told Associated Press.

1502
01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:10,920
After the herd crossed the road, the family repositioned the vehicle and continued observing

1503
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:15,920
the singulatory for another 45 minutes.

1504
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:26,920
And then she, the mother calf, kind of wetted through the willows.

1505
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:30,920
It was pretty amazing, she said.

1506
01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:33,920
Yeah, come on.

1507
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:42,920
You see a white bison calf, which is rare.

1508
01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:46,920
Let me read down a little bit here to go into the white bison calf.

1509
01:19:46,920 --> 01:19:48,920
Okay.

1510
01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:51,920
Well, you hear so much.

1511
01:19:51,920 --> 01:20:01,920
Well, the white bison calf and the, oh, well, the sighting may have been merely a good viewing

1512
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:06,920
opportunity for the first visitors.

1513
01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:18,920
That day, the significance runs deep below the Coda Nation, which is American Indians.

1514
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:23,920
You know, the bike, this white bison is supposed to mean something.

1515
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:29,920
Somebody's coming back and going to take over.

1516
01:20:29,920 --> 01:20:34,920
Uh-huh.

1517
01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:42,920
Okay, so in the Indian nation, it means kind of the same thing as Jesus.

1518
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:43,920
Oh, okay.

1519
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:50,920
Well, from everything I've been reading, this calf is supposed to come out and they're supposed

1520
01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:54,920
to see good, do good, and the world is supposed to be bad.

1521
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:57,920
Uh-huh.

1522
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:58,920
Cool.

1523
01:20:58,920 --> 01:20:59,920
Well, let's see.

1524
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:02,920
Let's see the way the world's going.

1525
01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:04,920
Mm-hmm.

1526
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:07,920
It's sad.

1527
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:08,920
But that was it.

1528
01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:09,920
Okay.

1529
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:20,920
So, after all of white bison being born, which is a sacred thing, I'm just wondering, from

1530
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:25,920
here on out, let's see what happens.

1531
01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:26,920
All right.

1532
01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:27,920
Sounds good, Rob.

1533
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:30,920
Thank you.

1534
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:36,920
Um, I think that's probably going to be the end of the podcast here.

1535
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:39,920
That sound good, Rob?

1536
01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:40,920
Yeah.

1537
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:42,920
Uh, yeah, it's getting late.

1538
01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:43,920
I got to go work tomorrow.

1539
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:45,920
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking here.

1540
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:49,920
We're already well over an hour, hour and 15 minutes, so anyhow, everybody...

1541
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:52,920
Oh, I don't know, but we made it.

1542
01:21:52,920 --> 01:21:58,920
I knew you would, Rob, I knew, and you feel much better, don't you?

1543
01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:03,920
Uh, six weeks off, 20 minutes, boy, we on air.

1544
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:04,920
Yeah.

1545
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:05,920
I feel a lot better.

1546
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:06,920
That was a good talk.

1547
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:07,920
Thank you, brother.

1548
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:08,920
Yeah, absolutely.

1549
01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:14,920
I heard you ironing, when you were talking about it, I could hear you ironing them out

1550
01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:15,920
in your head.

1551
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:17,920
You know what I mean?

1552
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:21,920
I could tell you're like thinking, and when you're talking, you're like, oh yeah, that's

1553
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:22,920
what I need to do.

1554
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:23,920
I could just tell.

1555
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:24,920
So I'm very happy that you...

1556
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:25,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1557
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:26,920
Yep.

1558
01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:29,920
And I know what I need to do, and I'm going to do it.

1559
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,920
Yeah, you always will.

1560
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:34,920
Um, all right, everybody, thank you for listening.

1561
01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:39,920
And just so you know, if anybody wants to be a female, you're welcome.

1562
01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:40,920
I'm single again.

1563
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:43,920
There you go, snap him up before he's taken, guys.

1564
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:44,920
Come on, man.

1565
01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:45,920
Not guys, women.

1566
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:46,920
Although I had...

1567
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:49,920
No, no, I gotta tell you about this one.

1568
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:50,920
Okay.

1569
01:22:50,920 --> 01:22:53,920
I had one hit me up on...

1570
01:22:53,920 --> 01:22:54,920
Okay.

1571
01:22:54,920 --> 01:22:56,920
They hit up our...

1572
01:22:56,920 --> 01:23:02,920
She put a light on our two-shoe-bag-in-a-microphone.

1573
01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:04,920
Uh-huh.

1574
01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:06,920
Facebook page.

1575
01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:09,920
Her name is Lori.

1576
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:11,920
I'll tell you about her.

1577
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:17,920
I told her to keep listening even though I turned her down.

1578
01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:18,920
She told me...

1579
01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:19,920
Yeah, we were...

1580
01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:20,920
She messaged me.

1581
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:25,920
She said, you're kind of cute.

1582
01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:26,920
That's cool.

1583
01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:28,920
And I looked at her Facebook page.

1584
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:30,920
I said, yeah, you are too.

1585
01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:32,920
Which I could tell she was a little younger.

1586
01:23:32,920 --> 01:23:33,920
Uh-huh.

1587
01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:38,920
Well, then, a while ago, she messaged me back.

1588
01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:42,920
She said, do you know I'm under 15?

1589
01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:43,920
Oh.

1590
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:44,920
Oh.

1591
01:23:44,920 --> 01:23:48,920
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

1592
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:50,920
No, no, no, no.

1593
01:23:50,920 --> 01:23:55,920
Let me read the message.

1594
01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:56,920
Okay.

1595
01:23:56,920 --> 01:24:03,920
She goes, I'll turn 15.

1596
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:08,920
I said, I have sources.

1597
01:24:08,920 --> 01:24:10,920
I can check you out.

1598
01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:11,920
LOL.

1599
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:12,920
See?

1600
01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:13,920
You freaked out.

1601
01:24:13,920 --> 01:24:20,920
Okay, sorry, but please keep listening to our podcast.

1602
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:22,920
That will land me in prison.

1603
01:24:22,920 --> 01:24:25,920
My youngest son is 19.

1604
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:26,920
She messaged back.

1605
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:27,920
I understand.

1606
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:28,920
Uh-huh.

1607
01:24:28,920 --> 01:24:37,920
Lori, you're cute, but you are way underage for somebody that's 55.

1608
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:38,920
I would say.

1609
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:39,920
I'm 55.

1610
01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:45,920
And then you tell me, I'll turn 15.

1611
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:49,920
Thank you for telling me to begin with.

1612
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:51,920
So I do not end up in trouble.

1613
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:52,920
Yep.

1614
01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:53,920
Because you are cute.

1615
01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:58,920
I could tell you were young, but I didn't know that young.

1616
01:24:58,920 --> 01:24:59,920
Ah, yeah.

1617
01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:00,920
Yep.

1618
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:01,920
Okay.

1619
01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:02,920
Just saying.

1620
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:03,920
All right, everybody, thank you for listening.

1621
01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:04,920
I'm all out of lines.

1622
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:05,920
I'm stupid.

1623
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:08,920
All right, everybody, thank you for listening.

1624
01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:09,920
Thank you, assholes.

1625
01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:10,920
Have a good night, assholes.

1626
01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:13,920
Good night, assholes.

1627
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:16,920
Oh, no.

1628
01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:18,920
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1629
01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:22,920
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1630
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:23,920
Fear not, assholes.

1631
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:52,920
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.