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Two Deucebags and Microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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How's your day, Rob?

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It was good, good. Busy. I mean, work's picked up. That's why I like it, man.

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Oh yeah, yeah. Yep, you gotta not be looking at the clock. I know that.

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Sometimes getting involved in a big project is the best thing you can do on that type of work.

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Because before you know it, it's lunch break and you're like, oh shit, I gotta stop.

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Man, I'm just making some headway on this thing and I gotta stop.

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And I mean, yeah, as opposed to when it's slow, you just sit there and look at the clock and go,

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well, I guess I'll come over here and sweep, grind these things down, you know, stuff like that.

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So, anyhow, well, I had a good shitty day. It was a good and it was shitty at the same time.

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I'm on them all the time, too.

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Well, I believe I told you, I'm pretty sure I spoke about this on this podcast before,

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but I had that crown break off in half at my gum line, right?

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Yeah, so that's a piece of shit way to go because then you have to have an implant or a bridge.

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With all of my crowns that I have, I cannot have a bridge.

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So if I have anything, it has to be an implant.

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So anyhow, I went, I got the implant and this is like a year later, mind you.

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So first off, it takes a long time for them to dig into your gums and attach this

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Oh, it's got a, I'm trying to think of the best way to put it.

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Okay, it's got a hole.

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Your fake tooth screws into it, okay?

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You see what I'm saying?

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So they put this steel, this metal deal up into your bone and into your gum

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and they seal it into that and then they screw your tooth into it.

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Well, anyhow, all this work done and then last time about a month and a half ago,

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I went in to have my tooth taken in, my tooth put in finally after about six, seven months of waiting

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because they have to let all the tissue heal and the bone to grow around it and all that.

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So anyhow, that tooth didn't fit.

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They made the tooth wrong.

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about five weeks to get another tooth made with that little, you know, with a screw in it

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They put this socket with threads on it.

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It's a threaded socket.

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That would be a good way of putting it.

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It's a threaded socket.

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Well, the socket broke off away from the bone.

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I don't like doing it once, let alone two fucking times,

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A flipper tooth is a piece of shit too, because it's fake gums with a fake tooth that you clap over your gums.

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So anyhow, you know, I, nothing really bad happened.

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It was just a pain in the ass day.

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That's the best way to put it.

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Sounds like it.

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So, well, we're going to get straight to this podcast.

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Well, it's time for another edition of Rubes throwing away their money department.

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Tom Brady's pants he wore in his last NFL game ever was just auctioned off for a measly eighty nine thousand dollars.

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Did you know that, Rob?

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No, I did not know that.

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Eighty nine thousand dollars for the last pair of pants he wore in the NFL.

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So that Tampa Bay playoff game, I think is in the play.

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That they lost that sold for eighty nine thousand dollars.

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And I'm not sure who sold it.

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It didn't say.

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I don't know if it's Tom Brady or I don't know, uniform company or I don't know the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

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I don't know how the I don't know how the person got it.

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I don't know if it's going to charity or if in someone's pocket.

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You know, and like I'm saying, in this country is worried about eighteen an hour.

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Looks like there's plenty of money to go around here.

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Doesn't that make you sick?

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Someone's buying it for eighty nine thousand dollars and then everyone's up in arms over eighteen an hour.

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So anyhow, you know, again, Rob, after that story, I hear trumpets and angels.

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You know why?

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Yeah, I did too.

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Arby's just brought back the five for five.

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So five classic roast beef sandwiches for five bucks.

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You think the Mets fans are throwing the hot dogs will start buying Arby's duet?

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Oh, I'm loving this.

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Oh, isn't it great?

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Hell yeah.

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You think the Mets fans are throwing hot dogs at each other might just switch to roast beef because a little bit cheaper.

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They could get like three five for fives for fifteen dollars and help people roast beef sandwiches all night instead of hot dogs.

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I think we're on to something here.

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Those pieces of roast beef would make a smack when they get here.

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You can put a little bit of sauce on them or tartar, whatever you want, whatever you can find.

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And you lob them in the air and they smack someone in the back of the head.

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Oh, that's perfect.

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So anyhow, you know, the dollar hot dogs were getting kind of tired anyhow, weren't they?

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Yeah, you know, just saying or, you know, or maybe how about chili dogs?

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Why couldn't they?

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Why couldn't they liven it up with chili dogs?

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Can you imagine hot chili going across someone's grape?

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It's just so useless.

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Get that on TikTok videos go viral.

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People be going, hey, man, look, this one guy get right in the forehead with fucking hot chili and a hot dog.

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Now that would be cool, right?

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Well, anyhow, Brahms, you know, Brahms or Brahms or however you want to call it.

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The southern Missouri.

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They're big in southern Missouri.

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So the southern Missouri, northern Texas, south Kansas and all of Oklahoma fast food chain is offered a seven dollar sack of their original burgers.

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Now, these burgers are too good.

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I wouldn't be throwing them at anybody's head.

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Oh, no, they are.

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No, no, no.

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We don't have many of them.

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They're great, aren't they?

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We don't do burgers, Brahms burgers dirty like that.

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They stay in the sack until they are promptly eight.

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So and then in completely different news, Italy is offering a three dollar homes to Americans and other affluent people.

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It is an effort to keep these buildings from decaying.

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The step you the stipulation is you have to fix up these homes after purchasing one.

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I think I'd rather buy a sack of burgers.

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What about you, Rob?

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Yeah, I think I'd rather burgers, too.

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Yeah. Could you imagine?

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I mean, they're not telling you the full story.

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You know that like raw materials and stuff are probably astronomical in Italy.

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Not to mention you living over here and that house being over there and you don't know the laws.

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Maybe someone can get in there and you're fixing it up and you got to come back to America for a couple of months for something or whatever or come up with some more cash.

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And then I'll send someone squats in it, right?

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You don't know their laws.

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They could say, well, hey, thanks a lot, American.

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You fixed up this home for this guy per our laws.

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So, I mean, I just don't I mean, I just think there's too many ifs involved in that.

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What do you think?

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Yeah, there is a lot of ifs.

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Yeah, I mean, the three dollars for a house is nothing.

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What I'm talking about is a contract that says you have to fix it up.

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That's where it's bad right there.

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The three dollar house sounds great.

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I mean, we did that here in Kansas City, Rob.

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Do you remember back in northeast Kansas City, it was decaying bad.

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Northeast used to be the pride of Kansas City, you know, right on the river bluff there and everybody moved there.

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It was like the new big, I guess, the first suburban area in Kansas City.

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Homes are going up everywhere.

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So it started to came because that was one of the oldest neighborhoods and people are moving out to the newer neighborhoods.

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The, you know, the serb, the Suburbans, you know, they were going out to suburbs and they're staying away from the inner city like that.

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Well, Kansas City did this and they started selling the homes on in northeast Kansas City, North Independence Avenue, a little bit south of Independence Avenue to give you a good register.

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What I'm talking about that area right in there from pretty much Benton Boulevard all the way down to maybe topping.

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Different houses in that area were going for a dollar apiece.

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But the stipulation was you had to fix them up.

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And this worked very well.

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This is one project that Kansas City did that actually really worked.

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What happened is people bought these houses and they started making them bed and breakfast with beautiful courtyards.

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They started what they call that.

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Oh, shit.

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Tuck pointing all the brick.

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You know what I'm talking about cleaning the brick and making it look new.

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Yeah, because there are a lot of brick homes there.

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A lot of balconies.

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I've done quite a bit of that myself.

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OK, then you know what I'm talking about.

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Tuck pointing is not easy.

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And so anyhow, you know, they tuck pointed the brick.

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They fix the balconies up and a lot of balconies overlook the bluff.

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And they're having them for bed and breakfasts and they're sold out constantly.

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They go for three, four hundred a night.

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And people from out of town and people in town rent them because they're so neat.

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And then, you know, a lot of it did.

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They come out with like a 12 course breakfast for you, you know, and you sit out there in the courtyard, enjoy yourself, you know, do stuff around there.

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So that worked really well.

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But, you know, this stuff in Italy, I'm not.

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You know, I don't know.

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I'm not.

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Let's just say I'm not convinced on it.

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What do you think?

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I'm not really convinced on either.

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Yeah, I think there's too many ifs.

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Now, if someone figured out the laws and everything like that, go ahead.

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There could be a lot wrong with that house.

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As a lot of people found out.

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Foundation, all kinds of stuff.

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Once you get into foundation issues and plumbing issues and structural, I mean, the, you know, electrical even.

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Yeah, you're looking at a lot of money.

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So and we don't know what the codes are over there.

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And like, I think one of the biggest things is, is probably the raw materials and labor, finding people to do it and having and buying the raw materials.

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I don't think they can get them as readily as here.

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Anyhow, in an effort, this completely different.

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We're moving on in an effort to show people how obnoxious they are on Facebook.

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Every morning, I'm going to highlight. Fuck you.

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What do you think of that?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That way, these fucking highlights that I keep getting that I hate that I'm involved in, I'm like, how did I get involved?

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Oh, they highlighted the damn thing.

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It's like, man, I don't want to look at this.

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It comes up, my notification and all that.

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I'm like, no, no, no.

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Don't highlight me on shit.

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Well, every morning, I think I'm just going to highlight everybody's name I know and write, fuck you.

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Think I get the point across?

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I'll give it a heart.

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OK.

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Give it a heart.

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I like it.

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I got a really big.

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I'll probably be about one of the ones.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Since I'm talking to you about it, whoever hears this podcast, I'm sure they agree with me because everyone I.

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Yeah, we'll be the ones giving you a heart on it.

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Yeah.

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Everybody's going to be like, what the fuck?

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Why do you why do you highlight me to tell me fuck off?

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So anyhow, in an effort to show people how you know what I went over that.

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What the hell?

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You know, I'm on hydrocodone.

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Give me a break, guys.

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OK.

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I have the suggestion of the week, Rob.

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OK.

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If you really need a privacy fence, but you can't afford one, you know how to get one.

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Just garden naked in your backyard every day.

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Your neighbor will be more than happy to build you a free privacy fence.

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I bet they would.

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That is my suggestion of the week.

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So you need a privacy fence.

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There you go.

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All right.

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Japan is at it again, Rob.

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You know what they're doing now?

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What?

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They are growing cube shaped watermelons.

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That's right.

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They're shaped like a cube.

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And the reason for this is shipping.

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You know, watermelons are round and they roll and everything.

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Well, the Japanese want them nice and square so they can stack them.

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I appreciate that.

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But I want to go a step further with this.

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I love to paint them all different colored squares just to make it look like giant rubies cubes.

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There you go.

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Yeah.

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You can have a Rubik's Cube watermelon.

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I mean, I don't even like watermelon, but I'd buy one.

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I'd be like, hell yeah, man.

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Bring that bitch over here.

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Let's slice it up.

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So anyhow, I got a question for you, Rob.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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I don't know.

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An investigator.

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Oh, my God.

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I don't have a buzz button as of yet, but if I had one, it would go off right now.

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So, OK.

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I need to get one too.

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A couple from Texas has experienced a shocking moment when they were driving through a drive-through zoo.

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A giraffe picked up their infant son.

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Look it up.

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He just grabs him and picks him up.

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The giraffe did release him quickly.

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Personally, I think the kid just looked like a giant peanut.

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That's all.

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You know, giraffe.

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That's what I'm thinking.

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He's like, oh, that's not a peanut.

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It tastes like a fucking person.

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Probably spit him back.

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He's like, yeah, that's not a peanut.

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You know, you all see the head on that kid.

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I mean, yeah, it could be mistaken as a peanut real easily.

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Allegedly.

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Just kidding.

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All that stuff.

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And anyhow, let's see.

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I got an email from a woman that wants to know how to let her man know he's kind of boring in bed.

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Sabrina from Wichita.

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I think this is a fake email.

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I think someone's just doing this to get a ha ha or see how I react.

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That's why I'm answering it on here and not the regular emails.

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OK.

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I have the perfect way to let him know right before he is going to penetrate.

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Tell him you need to be woken up when he's done so you can watch the local news and weather.

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Sound good?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I already tried that.

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She may have.

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Yeah.

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She did.

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Sabrina in Wichita, if you are real, let me know if you really tried that and we'll come up with some really good ones for you.

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What you can do.

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I mean, like maybe a shocker, you know, a shock on his nuts or something.

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If he's not doing it right, you shock him really good.

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And then you, you know, kind of like a dog, you know, every time he doesn't do it right, you shock him.

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He'll learn how to do it right.

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He'll get tired of getting his nuts shocked and he will do it right.

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Right.

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I mean, I would.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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Here's one.

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OK.

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Good old communication.

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Rob, are you saying this for a reason?

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No.

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Oh, no.

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OK.

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OK.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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No.

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You're right.

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Exactly.

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Why are you writing a podcast?

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We're not mind readers.

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No.

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I know.

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I'm pretty sure this is someone just getting I actually kind of helps to show if you think

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about it, it really does.

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You know, so yeah.

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So I whoever you are, I appreciate it.

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I don't think.

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Yeah, I think they're great.

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Yeah.

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Montrose sent us a really good one.

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That will be probably tomorrow.

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So because I got it, I got invisible as paddling.

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So we got to get to sometime before they before they like expire.

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You know, you got to paddle these people in proper time, otherwise people forget about

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them.

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So right.

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Right.

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Speaking of Wichita, like where Sabrina is at, I can't believe I have to go to Wichita

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to see Wasp perform their first album in its entirety.

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First time around, I had to go to Tulsa.

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Now, Wichita, no joke needed here.

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Me having to go to a much smaller city is a huge joke in itself.

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Speaking of Wasp, I read that Blackie Lawless performed the first show after his recovery

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from his back surgery in a chair.

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I'm extremely happy he's not coming to Wichita until December because I have no interest

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in seeing Blackie Lawless in a chair.

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Listen, the guy is great.

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They wrote great songs back in the day.

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I don't know about their newer stuff.

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Probably not that good.

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They did have a cap space on them, you know, that.

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But, anyhow, I have no desire to see that man in a chair performing.

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I want to see him up there.

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I want to see the torture rack.

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I want to see the Wasp emblem with fire around it.

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I want to see the blood.

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I want to see him throw raw meat at people like they used to.

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This is the first album they're really doing.

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I do not want to see him in a chair.

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So, anyhow, that's it for the first third.

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Rob, we turn to you.

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All right.

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A published author and YouTuber who claims to have spent three days in heaven following

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a suicide attempt has revealed what she learned about the future while in the afterlife.

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Okay.

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Julie Poole, a self-styled personal empowerment coach and energy healer, now lets others to

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engage with her spirituality, but life has not always been kind to her.

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A woman who is also a qualified hypnotherapist claims that from a young age she suffered

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a lot of trauma and later endured crippling PTSD.

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As a result, she took a massive overdose of prescription drugs and went to bed expecting

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that she would die.

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However, instead, she said, I suddenly saw my guides and my angels around me, and then

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they lifted me up and took me up to a higher realm.

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I just remember saying, I'm going home, and they said, no, you're not.

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It's not your time.

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It's good to know that someone can do that drastic and still go to heaven.

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I think I still have a chance.

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What about you, Rob?

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Yeah, I was going to dive into that.

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Oh, go ahead.

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I'm sorry.

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Well, the spirits then allegedly told her, we did warn you it would be too hard and too

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overwhelming, and now here you are at 21 trying to check out.

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Pool said she returned to her normal earthly body three days later, but remembers the last

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few words she received from these earth-worldly beings.

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She said they promised her that between 2012 and 2032, the world would go through a 20-year

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period called the breaking upon the golden age, which would come after 2032.

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She said this golden age would see people living from a place of love, sightfulness,

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self-awareness, compassion, and kindness, and moving into more truth and openness.

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However, they allegedly warned her, will the world be utopian 2032?

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No.

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What we mean by the golden age is that for millennia now, there has been an enormous amount

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of power, abuse, and control, and repression, and suppression, and corruption, and greed.

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And all that has been held by the few and has controlled the masses.

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The golden age is bringing an equality across the board so that everything which is false

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and fake and untrue and corrupt will fall away.

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In other words, Pool explained, we are approaching the day of reckoning, or if you prefer, Armageddon

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is coming up.

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I can believe that.

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Okay, I can believe that too.

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You see, here's what got me.

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Okay.

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I'm going off biblical here.

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Okay.

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In the Bible, it says that the ultimate sin is suicide.

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I agree.

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You cannot get in the gates of heaven through suicide.

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I am debunking that.

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I don't know what she saw.

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Rob, you know, whenever you get into sleeping pills and stuff, don't you get into hallucinations?

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That's true.

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That's true.

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As soon as I heard that, that's the first thing I thought.

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When she was talking about going and seeing these angelic beings, I guess.

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Okay.

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That must have been when I was on her...

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She was calling it heaven.

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I tend to believe with you, Rob, that you're not getting into heaven by taking your own

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life.

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You have no room for forgiveness.

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You're dead.

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The last thing you did was, you know, can't be forgiven for that.

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So, I mean...

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You take your life and you take it.

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Yeah.

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There's probably other stuff involved too, why it's frowned upon so much from the heavens.

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So, okay, there's...

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I think maybe this is my take, Rob, is this right here.

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Her guilt for killing herself was the last thought on her mind.

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So, I think her guilt in this hallucinogenic period pointed her to relieve her.

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Go home.

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Oh, look, it's okay.

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Look, here's the angels.

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They're telling you you're in heaven.

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It's okay, but it's not your time yet, so go back.

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That's my take.

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Yeah.

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But, you know...

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That can't be.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, there's a book that a guy wrote about taking his own life and he went straight to

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hell.

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And when he woke up out of it, he wrote a book about it and it was pretty damn frightening.

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So, you know what?

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Yeah, yeah.

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So, people can believe what they want.

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I know what I believe and I know what you believe.

492
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Yeah, okay.

493
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000
That was a really interesting article, Rob.

494
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000
Thank you.

495
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Hello, you there?

496
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
I'm here.

497
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Okay.

498
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
I'm here.

499
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,000
All right.

500
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Do you have any more on it or is that it?

501
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000
No, that was it on that one.

502
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000
Okay.

503
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,000
All right.

504
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Let's go ahead and take a break and come back with some ass-paddling.

505
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Does that sound good?

506
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000
Sounds good.

507
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
All righty.

508
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,000
Hey there, fuckstick.

509
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:38,000
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

510
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:46,000
The very last mill on the Titanic before it went down was lamb with mint sauce.

511
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Your mama's so ugly her portraits hang themselves.

512
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:59,000
Two douchebags and a microphone invade your ear holes in.

513
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,000
Hey, who took a dump in the cooler?

514
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:07,000
Two douchebags and a microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

515
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:11,000
We offer you first world problems.

516
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000
Oh shit.

517
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000
Look at that drive-thru line.

518
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,000
Surely, they wouldn't expect me to actually have to go in.

519
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:24,000
This sucks.

520
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Next up, things overheard in hell.

521
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Conrad Brady and the Las Vegas Raiders just won their 30th Super Bowl in a row yesterday.

522
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523
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Well, get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bedspreads, kids.

524
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525
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526
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527
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528
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529
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I'm Mark.

530
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000
And I am Rob.

531
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:48,000
How about some ass paddlings? Invisible ass paddlings. That sound good?

532
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,000
That sounds really good right now for some strange reason.

533
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,000
It's one of my favorite segments.

534
00:31:55,000 --> 00:32:02,000
So we invented this a long time ago, one of the very, like maybe podcast number four.

535
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:07,000
Christopher and I, the first guy that was on here, and he's doing little segments here and there.

536
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,000
You'll hear more on this podcast.

537
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:19,000
We decided that there's a lot of people in this world that do stupid shit that require an ass paddling.

538
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:23,000
So we needed to figure out a way to become invisible.

539
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:26,000
So this is how it went or the story or whatever.

540
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Topher and I were on vacation, walking along the beach.

541
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:38,000
The morning sun was lighting up our hair, our hair gently blowing in the wind.

542
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Rob and his brother say we're holding hands. We were not.

543
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:48,000
It was simply a tender moment until I smacked my big toe on a bottle.

544
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Christopher turned around. He said, haha, it looks like a genie bottle.

545
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,000
I said, no way. I walk over there and go, shit, it looks just like one.

546
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000
So I pop it open. A genie comes out.

547
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,000
He hated us. He's very condescending. He didn't like us.

548
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:09,000
He said, you know, you get a wish. Oh yeah, we get three wishes.

549
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:13,000
He goes, no, you watch two-made TV. He said, you get one wish? One wish only?

550
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,000
So I suggest you make this wish count.

551
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:21,000
Like maybe, I don't know, world peace and world hunger, pollution problem.

552
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
He said, do something real.

553
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,000
So Topher and I looked at each other, kind of giggled and said,

554
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000
we want to be invisible so we can paddle people's asses.

555
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,000
The genie reluctantly did that. He rolled his eyes.

556
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,000
He couldn't stand us, but he said, very well, I have to because you guys release me.

557
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,000
So once a month, but every now and then, like right now,

558
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,000
not quite a month because people demanded it.

559
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,000
We give you these invisible ass paddlings and the reason they need it.

560
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:52,000
And Rob, if you have any names, just put them in here, okay?

561
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
All right, if you think. Okay.

562
00:33:54,000 --> 00:34:01,000
So anyhow, North Korea gets an ass paddling for the disgusting hot garbage shit balloons they sent to South Korea.

563
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,000
You know, Kim Jong-un is in the Hall of Fame.

564
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,000
He gets ass paddled once a month forever.

565
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
So he's in the Hall of Fame.

566
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,000
But this is all of South Korea, their government, everything.

567
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Whoever was behind all of these shit balloons going over to South Korea, all of them need ass paddled.

568
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:23,000
And I'm considered bare bottom. You think bare bottom?

569
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:27,000
Yeah, I think so. Since he's already in the Hall of Fame.

570
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,000
Yeah, yeah, I think we got to do something to get a point across.

571
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Like you don't do this. So I think bare ass paddling, bare bottom ass paddling is probably.

572
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Come on, all they did was spread little paper. You spread shit.

573
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Yes. You fed some people who had to fucking put the first person to discover what was in it.

574
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,000
He's probably like, oh, a balloon. Oh, my God.

575
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Oh, anyhow. Oh, OK.

576
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Anyhow, poor Rob Story, a bit back, the one, the runaway groom that you reported on.

577
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
We could not find a name to him.

578
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:12,000
But that guy, he deserves an ass paddling for running away.

579
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:19,000
He should have been a man has sacked up and said, hey, I don't quite feel this way anymore.

580
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:25,000
You know, I'm going to go do my own thing. Maybe we'll get back together, but probably not take care.

581
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,000
You know, but instead he just runs off and, you know,

582
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Faked his death. Yeah, faked his death.

583
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
That still kills me.

584
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Man, anyhow, no pun intended.

585
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:45,000
So, yeah, whoever this guy is, he gets an ass paddling and we will find him.

586
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000
We have ways of finding him, don't we, Rob?

587
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:52,000
Yes, we do. And we will.

588
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:57,000
Eddie Vedder, because he is a loudmouth idiot.

589
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:06,000
I think he should go into the Hall of Fame and I think it should be bare assed, although I don't know if he wipes or not.

590
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:13,000
So maybe we'll pay someone to paddle his ass. We won't get near his bare ass. What do you think?

591
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Yeah, yeah, I think we'll pay someone for that.

592
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Okay, yeah, yeah. And we'll just we'll watch it being administered to make sure that it was cruel and hard enough.

593
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000
That sound good? Yeah, okay.

594
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Good. They have to pass our specification.

595
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Yes, yeah. If we see something wrong with it, we will stop and make sure that the person uses more force or whatever it takes to get our point across.

596
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000
And it's done with Old Sparky.

597
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:47,000
I told everybody about Old Sparky a few times now, but Old Sparky is sitting in Cass Midway's, or it was, in their trophy case.

598
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:55,000
He is retired now. Old Sparky is the paddle that was used administering our swats.

599
00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:01,000
My bare bottom was affected, not bare bottom, but my bottom was affected many times by this.

600
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:08,000
It does not like Old Sparky, but I like Old Sparky now because he's not hitting my ass and he's hitting someone else's ass.

601
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:12,000
It is an Old Sparky. We couldn't get him, but we got a replica of Old Sparky.

602
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:19,000
He has holes in himself. He's long and he's got a huge neck on it to where the guy can get a lot of force in it.

603
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:23,000
So we can get a lot of force when we're paddling asses and that thing hurt.

604
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:28,000
It's very thick. I'm not sure what wood it was. It's very hard wood, whatever it was. It hurt like hell.

605
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:37,000
And it was shellacked. So I think the shop teacher built it specifically, probably for my ass.

606
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:47,000
So, all right, next. New York Mayor Eric Adam for the slumlord status he so deeply deserves.

607
00:37:47,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Rat man. I mean, yeah, I mean, this guy's a mayor and he can't even fucking take care of his houses that he rents out to keep rats out of them, allegedly.

608
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:07,000
I think that he deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. But I mean, I don't know.

609
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:12,000
You know, I don't know if we do bare bottom or not. I mean, he deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, I think.

610
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:17,000
What do you think?

611
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:25,000
You know what? Not yet. Not yet. One property. He has more than one property involved. Yeah, he's in Hall of Fame.

612
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Okay, okay. Bare ass or not?

613
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Well, let's see how many properties he ends up having affected.

614
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000
Okay, okay. That sounds good. I'll try to look at it.

615
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:46,000
Right now, right now, there's what I, from what I've heard, there's only like two or three properties.

616
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Okay, that would not be bare bottom. That would just be Hall of Fame status.

617
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:56,000
But we will figure this out and we will get back with everybody about what kind of an ass paddling he gets.

618
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:04,000
I'm not making fun of this. We're not making fun of this. It was a horrible tragedy. The guy's a piece of crap.

619
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:09,000
The Akron, Ohio shooter for being a horrible shot. 30 wounded?

620
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Yeah.

621
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:19,000
You know, let's be happy he could not hit the broadside of a barn standing inside it. I mean, really.

622
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:25,000
He had to let that shooting... Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry. What?

623
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:30,000
I see your thought process on that. Yeah, I agree.

624
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:35,000
He must have left that shooting feeling like a complete failure when he heard the tally.

625
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:41,000
Been like, what? Really? Only killed one? Are you sure? Is anyone in critical condition maybe?

626
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Nope, you only got one. So anyhow, I'm not sure for sure if he's dead or not. It would be fine with me if he was.

627
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,000
He's a piece of crap and I'm not making fun of it. I'm not making fun of it.

628
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:59,000
I'm just trying to provide a little bit of ha ha in a horrible moment. That's all.

629
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:05,000
So if anyone's pissed off about that, I'm sorry. It's a joke.

630
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Christy Turman for stealing a car and calling the police on herself. Agreed? Yes.

631
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:20,000
I knew she'd be there. Yep. I think we decided that night she was getting one, didn't we?

632
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Yeah, yeah. Actually, I think we did, yeah.

633
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:30,000
I mean, you do something that stupid, it's automatic. I mean, it was just kind of like both our eyebrows raised.

634
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Hmm. I think someone needs an ass paddling. So Christy Turman, ass paddling.

635
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Next one, I never reported on this and I forgot to last podcast.

636
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:53,000
JCPenney for a lost wedding ring here in Kansas City. They were supposed to fix it and they didn't. They lost it.

637
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:59,000
So special guest. I read about that one. Yeah, I just never got around to reporting it

638
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,000
because we're too busy yakking our gums over something else.

639
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:12,000
So anyhow, JCPenney gets an ass paddling, but special guest Hellsburg Diamonds should be the swatter for stepping in and giving her a free ring.

640
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Hellsburg, we applaud you. I agree. I agree.

641
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:24,000
JCPenney, you're getting an ass paddling. Bare ass too, losing someone's wedding ring.

642
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:33,000
So, yep. So the JCPenney and should this just be Kansas City or the whole chain?

643
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:40,000
No, just Kansas City. Yeah, the rest of the chain to do. Okay, just Kansas City. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I agree.

644
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:47,000
You can't blame everybody. No, you're right. Yeah. And also it gets a point across that Kansas City fucked up and no one else did.

645
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:56,000
So next one, Airheads Candy for the underwater vending machine. Anyone who performs underwater stunts for candy as well.

646
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:08,000
I know it was a neat little gimmick. Okay. But I think that they need one because they, you know, maybe they don't.

647
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:14,000
It did get people to talk about him. We talked about him. Other people talked about him. His big hubbub on the Internet.

648
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Yeah. I'm going to take away Airheads Candy from this. Okay. Airheads Candy actually did something that really helped their purpose.

649
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:33,000
I'm only going to include the people that do underwater stunts for candy. That candy is not that good. And you have to do a stunt for it.

650
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:48,000
They get the ass paddling, not Airheads. You agree? I agree. Yeah. Earhorn, or yeah, I think that sounds pronounced.

651
00:42:48,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Earhorn, the creator of the sunscreen smoothie, gets an ass paddling. Okay. They created that sunscreen smoothie.

652
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:13,000
The smoothie is supposed to taste like a, yes. They get an ass paddling. Earhorn is like a yogurt place or something in California that does smoothies.

653
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:22,000
So that whole chain for coming up with sunscreen smoothies, they get ass paddling. So, and then finally, last but not least,

654
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:31,000
anyone who buys and consumes a sunscreen smoothie gets an ass paddling as well. You think? There you go. All right.

655
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:39,000
Well, that is all from the ass paddling. I'm glad we got everybody in a timely manner this time. And everything was fairly current.

656
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:51,000
So, Rob, we turn to you. All right. I'm going back to last night's list I started last night, the 20 best little known history facts.

657
00:43:51,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Oh, cool. Okay. All right. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other simultaneously. He was ambidextrous.

658
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:12,000
That's cool. I don't think I knew that ever. As much info that is out about him, I don't think I knew that.

659
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:26,000
I don't think I knew that either. Christopher Columbus didn't discover that the earth was round. Educated people had known this since ancient Greece.

660
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Yeah. Yes. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. You had the Vikings. You had the Vikings.

661
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Yeah. I always wondered why they accredited him with it because it was common knowledge pretty much. You know, I don't know.

662
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:55,000
You know, he was also accredited with discovering the New World. No. No, it was discovered way before that. So, I mean.

663
00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Well, that and he landed in South America, not North America.

664
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Did he? You know. Yeah. He landed in South America. Who landed on Plymouth Rock? Just Pilgrims did and he never did?

665
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Yeah. Yeah. Why was he supposed to come around down south?

666
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:31,000
Okay. He was looking for India and that's why the Native Americans are called Indians is because he thought he was in India to trade his ales for, I don't know, products. I forgot.

667
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:40,000
You know, history was my strong point in school, but it's been so long I forgot. So, anyhow, go ahead.

668
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Okay. Galileo was not only an astronomer.

669
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Figaro!

670
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
He was also.

671
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000
Sorry.

672
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:58,000
But he also an accomplished musician. He played the lute.

673
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
The lute.

674
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Yeah. I'm guessing it's like a flute. I don't know.

675
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Let's find out. Let's do the Google on the internets and see.

676
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:17,000
I did not look that one up.

677
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Lute.

678
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:33,000
A pluck string instrument with a long neck bearing frets and a rounded body with a flat front that is shaped like a halved egg. Oh, okay. You see them on all the mid-eagle pick. Yeah. Okay. That is a lute. Okay.

679
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Now we know.

680
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Okay. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was fashionable in Renaissance points to shave them off.

681
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Okay. I'm going to go to images of Mona Lisa, but I believe I...

682
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:54,000
That I have seen. I have seen that.

683
00:46:54,000 --> 00:47:01,000
I do believe that that is very true. And, oh shit, why did it go back to lute?

684
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000
Okay.

685
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:09,000
All right. I got two billion pictures of the lute. It is a cool looking instrument though.

686
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:12,000
There we go. Mona Lisa.

687
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Oh, there's a bunch of pictures of people drawing eyebrows on her. It's funny.

688
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
So she does not have eyebrows.

689
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:36,000
No, I know, but they have pictures of her with eyebrows and she looks completely different. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. Okay. Anyhow. All right. Now that we know that.

690
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:48,000
The Eiffel Tower was initially intended to be dismantled after 20 years. It was saved because it proved useful as a giant radio antenna.

691
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,000
Oh, wow. Okay.

692
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000
I do not know that either.

693
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Good thing they needed a radio tower there, otherwise no one would be going to Paris.

694
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Right. Right.

695
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Not for their attitude, that's for sure. Allegedly.

696
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Yeah, allegedly.

697
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:10,000
Yeah. We love you Frenchies. We're sorry if we offended you.

698
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Moving on. Moving on.

699
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Okay. Okay.

700
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined the offer.

701
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,000
He was too intelligent to do it. He knew.

702
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,000
Why do I want that piece of shit job?

703
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:37,000
No matter what you do, half the people hate you, just like over here.

704
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:44,000
And then people actively smear your name too. Anyhow, go ahead.

705
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:58,000
The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27, 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

706
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Zanzibar is where Freddie Mercury was born. I forgot the name of the people from there. Anyhow, it doesn't matter. Just my mind.

707
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Yeah, I knew that actually. I knew that.

708
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Okay. The Titanic had a sister ship. The Britannic.

709
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:27,000
What about its brother, the Britannica?

710
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
It does not mention that one.

711
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Oh, okay. All right. I'm sorry. Go ahead, Rob.

712
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Which also sank. However, it was used as a hospital ship during World War I.

713
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:47,000
It sank too. I would not trust that manufacturer. I'm telling you that.

714
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:55,000
No, there was a big thing on the History Channel, and they think what went wrong. I think they pretty much proved it. They used two smaller rivets.

715
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:01,000
It couldn't take that type of pressure. Yeah. So I could see that rivets hold it all together.

716
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:07,000
So if those gave way, then you're going to have a series of popping and the boat coming apart.

717
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:14,000
And then that cold of waters, everyone's going to get hypothermia and die even if you do go get them. It's going to take too long.

718
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:25,000
So anyhow, wow. And that's probably why the other one sank, but not the Britannica. It became a dictionary, and it's alive.

719
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Yeah. Yeah. It's alive and doing well. Yes. Yes, it is.

720
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Well, the technology, it is kind of dying off.

721
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Really? Yeah. There's no use for a dictionary. You know what? He's retired. He's retired. He is in Florida. He's in Fort Myers.

722
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:48,000
No, he's in Naples. He's in Naples, Florida on the beach right now sunning.

723
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:53,000
He's enjoying that 85 degrees shark infested water.

724
00:50:53,000 --> 00:51:02,000
The sharks are madder than hell because the coral reefs are being bleached because of the hot and also is pissing them off.

725
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:10,000
So anyhow, sorry. Didn't mean to bum everybody out. Anyhow, go ahead, Bob. I'm sorry.

726
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:18,000
Okay. The next one. I knew this. The first computer bug was an actual bug.

727
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:26,000
In 1947, a moth was found causing issues in the Mark II computer at Harvard University.

728
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Do you think that's where the name originated maybe?

729
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Yeah. Yeah. That's where that's how they came up with the name computer bug.

730
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Oh, okay. Because of this moth.

731
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:47,000
The way word moth caused that. Okay. Yeah. That's pretty cool.

732
00:51:47,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Okay. The Berlin Wall fell by accident. A bureaucratic error led to an announcement that the border was open leading to a rush of people and the eventual fall of the wall.

733
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Oh, wow. Didn't know that.

734
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:14,000
Yeah, they were just open in one section and the rush took a rest.

735
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Wow. Interesting.

736
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Neil Armstrong's famous quote, that's one small step for man and one giant leap for mankind was to include a before man.

737
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:44,000
So he was supposed to say that's one small step for a man.

738
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:48,000
Yes, and it was rehearsed.

739
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,000
But static obscured it.

740
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Yep.

741
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000
So that's what everybody heard.

742
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,000
Yeah. I mean, everybody there's a big hubbub about being rehearsed.

743
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,000
Well, think about it. You're on the moon. You're the first man on the moon ever.

744
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,000
You're freaking out. You're like, oh my God, I'm here.

745
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Okay. You're not going to remember what you just did.

746
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,000
So I don't necessarily mind that it was rehearsed.

747
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,000
You see what I mean?

748
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:17,000
You know, you get up there and you really don't know what to say, you know, and people are like pissed off because it will.

749
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,000
That was such an iconic saying. And I think that he rehearsed it.

750
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:25,000
It doesn't matter. He said it and it went over well and it was direct and it was great.

751
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:29,000
So anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

752
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:34,000
All right. And for the last one in this segment, I love this one.

753
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Okay.

754
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:39,000
This was one of my first stories that I did on this podcast.

755
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:42,000
Okay.

756
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:48,000
The great Emu war in Australia was a real event.

757
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:56,000
In 1932, the Australian military waged a war against Emus that were destroying crops.

758
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:00,000
The Emus won.

759
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:04,000
So they destroyed all their crops, huh?

760
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Well, what ended up happening was the military got called away.

761
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:12,000
So the Emus finished taking over.

762
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,000
So therefore the Emus won.

763
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Okay.

764
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,000
All right.

765
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
I covered that in one of my first.

766
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000
I remember that.

767
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,000
I do remember where it came from, but I remember the story.

768
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000
So all right. Thank you, Rob.

769
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,000
All right. Let's take our way late second break and we'll come right back.

770
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
That sound good?

771
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000
Sounds good.

772
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,000
All righty.

773
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,000
You are in a constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

774
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,000
It's strange insults from an alien.

775
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000
Real hilarious.

776
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:56,000
You have the personality of a soggy newspaper.

777
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,000
Two douchebags and a microphone says,

778
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:04,000
you ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass?

779
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:07,000
Just asking.

780
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,000
The apocalypse just happened.

781
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000
You don't know what to do.

782
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,000
You don't know where to go.

783
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,000
But we can tell you what you can eat.

784
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,000
The wild violet is an unsung hero.

785
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Most people don't realize that the flower can be stewed to make a delicious vinegar

786
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,000
for the fresh greens that can be picked in your front yard.

787
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Violet soap can be easily made as well.

788
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:35,000
The flower is full of many essential minerals as well as vitamin A, C, and E.

789
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:39,000
It is literally one of the first super foods.

790
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:45,000
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791
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
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792
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:54,000
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793
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:58,000
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794
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,000
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.

795
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:06,000
I should have never taught that damn dog how to read.

796
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Hey there, fuckstick.

797
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:12,000
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

798
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
Punxsutawney fills.

799
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:19,000
Babies are named Shadow and Sunny.

800
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Have you ever wondered where something came from?

801
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
Have you ever looked at something and said,

802
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000
I wonder what the origin of that is?

803
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Well, so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of.

804
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:35,000
This is the story of Dr. Pepper.

805
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,000
Originally made in Morrison's Old Corner Drugstore in Wicom, Texas,

806
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:43,000
the drink's unique flavor was a hit when it was first sold in 1885.

807
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:49,000
Wade Morrison, the drugstore owner, named it Dr. Pepper after Dr. Charles Pepper,

808
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:54,000
a Virginia doctor who the father of a girl, Morrison, he was once in love with.

809
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:59,000
You can still go to the Dr. Pepper Museum and still purchase the original formula

810
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:04,000
with pure artesian well water and pure cane sugar.

811
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:07,000
It's quite a treat if you're into Dr. Pepper.

812
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:16,000
And I am Rob.

813
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:20,000
Rob, you remember that piece of garbage that worked at the Hereford House

814
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:25,000
who is now in jail and looking at a lot of prison time by rubbing his genitals on food

815
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:29,000
and pissing in it and doing God knows what else.

816
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Well, there's more to this. They have new charges on him.

817
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:37,000
The whole thing has not all came out yet,

818
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:42,000
but the former employee who allegedly contaminated food at the Hereford House in Leewood

819
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:48,000
is facing dozens of new charges, including allegations of possessing child sex abuse materials,

820
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
according to court documents.

821
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:54,000
So this guy was a really, really fucked up individual.

822
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Geez. I mean, we already knew this, but even more.

823
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:02,000
So an amended complaint filed late Tuesday afternoon,

824
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:07,000
the Johnson County District Attorney's Office has charged 21-year-old Jace Christian Hanson

825
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:14,000
of Kansas City with 22 counts of criminal threat for allegedly adulterating or contaminating food

826
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,000
and one count of criminal damage.

827
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:25,000
Hanson also faces two counts of sexual exploitation of a child for allegedly possessing child sexual abuse materials.

828
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,000
All the charges are felonies, according to the court documents.

829
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:34,000
Hanson's attorney, Dan Miller, said he was unable to comment about the new charges

830
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:38,000
because he has not received the police reports to compare them to the charges.

831
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:43,000
The amended charges give a new timeline for alleged contamination of food.

832
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Prosecutors now allege that contamination took place between April 1st and 23rd.

833
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:56,000
Previously, prosecutors allege that the contamination occurred between March 26th and April 25th,

834
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:59,000
based on Hanson's statements to police.

835
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:03,000
Hereford House narrowed the timeline for the alleged tampering to 12 days,

836
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,000
roughly between April 6th and 23rd.

837
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:09,000
How would you like to be one of the people that got a lawsuit against him, right?

838
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:13,000
Maybe you went there and ate and you felt a little bit bad afterwards and you thought you were one of the people

839
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:17,000
and then all of a sudden they narrowed the timeline and you're not in it.

840
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,000
Wouldn't you be pissed?

841
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000
Yeah, that's true.

842
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,000
You're like, man, I felt like shit for three days.

843
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:28,000
I know that was him, but really you just had a bug, but you thought it was him pissing in your food or whatever

844
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,000
or rubbing his nasty penis or whatever all over it.

845
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:33,000
Yeah, yeah, so...

846
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Everybody knows the food ain't that bad.

847
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,000
No, Hereford House is actually really good.

848
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:43,000
I like their steaks, but I'll tell you where they're kind of like Jess and Jim's.

849
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Their burgers are their unsung hero.

850
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Their burgers are really good.

851
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:51,000
They're charred over charcoal like the steaks.

852
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,000
I mean, really, with both of those restaurants, you can't go wrong.

853
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,000
They're both just fantastic, been a part of Kansas City.

854
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,000
They're iconic.

855
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:04,000
So, anyhow, Hereford House, I do believe they will continue to exist.

856
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
I don't think this will kill them.

857
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,000
I think a lot of people are standing behind them from what I've heard.

858
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,000
They're saying, you know what?

859
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,000
They didn't know this was going on as soon as they found out it was going on.

860
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,000
They stopped it.

861
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:20,000
How can you know that someone comes in there and applies for a job is going to do something like that?

862
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000
You know?

863
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:26,000
If you knew everybody that was bad was bad, you wouldn't hang out with some people.

864
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,000
You know? Nothing bad would happen.

865
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:31,000
That female wouldn't get in that car with that guy.

866
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,000
You know? All this stuff.

867
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,000
You know? So, you don't know this stuff.

868
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:43,000
And then, you know, especially the stuff he did and now this child exploitation, all that stuff.

869
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,000
You know?

870
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:49,000
I don't think it's generally in someone's mindset to think someone is doing that.

871
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:57,000
It is so screwed up and so, you know, just out of an ordinary person's line of thinking

872
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,000
that you don't think they're going to do something like this.

873
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:04,000
But I have heard a lot of people with a sentiment like, I'm going to go there now to show my support.

874
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:10,000
So, I suggest everybody in Kansas City, if you like steak or even burgers, go there.

875
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,000
Support them.

876
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,000
They weren't behind this. It was that piece of crap.

877
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:19,000
So, anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

878
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,000
What?

879
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:23,000
Oh, I said go ahead, Rob. It's your turn.

880
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Oh, okay.

881
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:29,000
Well, I have an update on somebody we were speaking about.

882
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,000
Here, roll back. I said we were wondering what happened to him.

883
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:33,000
We thought he died.

884
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,000
Okay.

885
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:38,000
Well, I found out why we thought that.

886
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,000
Okay.

887
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:43,000
Okay. The king of four rounders, Butterbean.

888
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:46,000
Yeah.

889
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:54,000
Eric, Eric Ash has revealed that his health became so poor that he stopped going out.

890
01:01:54,000 --> 01:02:00,000
Today, weighing 280 pounds with a goal to reach 250 within six months.

891
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,000
Good for him.

892
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:08,000
The 57 year old got up to more than 400 pounds in his fighting career.

893
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:13,000
And his health declined to the point that he needed a wheelchair to get around.

894
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Then he became reclusive.

895
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:22,000
I was inducted into the Alabama Boxing Hall of Fame, and I was too embarrassed to go.

896
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:28,000
And I've been invited here in the past, and I was too embarrassed to come, he said.

897
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,000
I couldn't get around. I couldn't move.

898
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:36,000
When you can't move, you don't believe in yourself, and you've lost your self-esteem.

899
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,000
That was my down.

900
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:42,000
Now I'm going strong. I'm never looking back. I'm blessed.

901
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Butterbean has become one of many high profile success stories who has used DDP yoga to transform their lives.

902
01:02:52,000 --> 01:03:01,000
And he's even been back on the pads with Bricks Olympic bronze medalist, Anthony Ogogo.

903
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,000
Cool.

904
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:14,000
Butterbean blitzed many a foe, retiring with a record 77, 10, and 4 with 57 knockouts.

905
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:30,000
And speaking on the International Boxing Hall of Fame grounds, he spoke about being the last to fight heavyweight great Larry Holmes in 2002 when he lost a 10 rounder to the Easton Assassin.

906
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:35,000
Larry Holmes was such, he is so underrated, he always has been.

907
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:38,000
That guy they said he had a punch like a mule's kick.

908
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:41,000
That guy could hit you and it felt the same force.

909
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,000
He was a power now.

910
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:49,000
Yeah he was. He just didn't have that one opponent like Frazier and Ali.

911
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:56,000
You know, he didn't have that one powerful opponent that always came around and was always knocking on their door.

912
01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:01,000
If he would have had that other to beat up on, he would have been much bigger.

913
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:10,000
But Larry Holmes was a very good fighter and he was one of the better fighters but he never is going to get the recognition he deserves.

914
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:14,000
So, anyhow, that's cool.

915
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
I mean, I'm glad Butterbean's doing good.

916
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:23,000
I mean, you know, if your operating weight is 400 pounds, you're not going to have a long life, right?

917
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,000
No, no you're not.

918
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,000
People are not built like that.

919
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:31,000
I mean, it's just, you know, if you have that much weight on you, you are not going to do well.

920
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:36,000
But while we're talking about weight, Rob, I've got one for you.

921
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,000
Kit Kat, you know the candy bar?

922
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,000
Yeah.

923
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,000
Alright.

924
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:45,000
They'll put a little weight on you if you eat too many of them, probably, allegedly, right?

925
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,000
Yeah, that's what they say.

926
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,000
Yeah, that's what they say, who knows.

927
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:50,000
Alright.

928
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,000
Kit Kat might soon catch up with fans.

929
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,000
That's right.

930
01:04:55,000 --> 01:05:07,000
The viral trend from TikTok has Heinz introducing the new Kit Kat candy bar flavored ketchup named Kit Kat-chup.

931
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,000
Get it? Kit Kat-chup?

932
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,000
Yeah, I get it.

933
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:15,000
It's ketchup flavored and its name is Kit Kat-chup.

934
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:18,000
You know, I'm thinking this is a hard no.

935
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,000
What about you, Rob?

936
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Yeah, I'm going to have to go with a no on this one, too.

937
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,000
Yeah, yeah.

938
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:28,000
No offense, Kit Kat, but this is a hard no.

939
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,000
This is definite. There is no wiggle room.

940
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,000
No, it's ketchup either.

941
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,000
Just not together.

942
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,000
Yeah.

943
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:41,000
While we're speaking of Heinz, only at Walmart is there two new Heinz ketchup blends.

944
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,000
Do you know that?

945
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,000
No, I do not know that.

946
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,000
But you can only get them at Walmart.

947
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:55,000
They are limited edition flavors, Harisha flavored aloe and black garlic flavored ranch.

948
01:05:55,000 --> 01:06:01,000
Now, that black garlic flavored ranch sounds terrific.

949
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,000
Yes, that does.

950
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:09,000
The other one, I'm probably going to, from what it sounds like, I think I could do without it.

951
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:13,000
I may not hate it, but I won't run to the store to go grab it.

952
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:19,000
Now, the black garlic, I would run to the store and grab that.

953
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:20,000
So, Rob, we...

954
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,000
I think I'm going to have to look for that.

955
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,000
Yeah, me too. It's only at Walmart.

956
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,000
And it's for a limited time.

957
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,000
We have one of them here.

958
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000
Okay, good.

959
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:36,000
Yeah, it's for a limited time, so I suggest you get there soon and look.

960
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:41,000
Alright, Rob.

961
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:48,000
Alright, I've got your nightly cleaning in front of me.

962
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000
Okay.

963
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,000
American songwriter.

964
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:55,000
Oh, yes, Rob. Thank you. You've thought of me tonight.

965
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,000
Yes, I did.

966
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:02,000
And actually, I kind of like this one, too.

967
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:09,000
Six of the greatest female basses of all time.

968
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,000
Cool. I like this.

969
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:14,000
These are not rankings. These are just mentioning.

970
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,000
Okay.

971
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,000
Alright.

972
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:22,000
Alright.

973
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,000
Carol Kay.

974
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:33,000
A list of the greatest female basses wouldn't be complete, dare we say, accurate without mentioning Carol Kay,

975
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:40,000
an accomplished member of the Wrecking Crew and prolific studio musician.

976
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:52,000
Kay's invariable grooves are tens of thousands of records of all genres, from Frank Sinatra to Sonny and Cher to the Monkeys to the Beach Boys.

977
01:07:52,000 --> 01:08:06,000
Kay's ability to craft the perfect bass lines for a song she might have only heard for the first time that A made her one of the most sought after session bassists in Southern California.

978
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:12,000
I'm not extremely familiar. Well, I'm really not familiar with her at all, but okay.

979
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:18,000
No, I'm not either. I mean, I know the name Wrecking Crew. I just...

980
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:25,000
Yeah, I know that too, but I don't know really anything about her, so I'll go ahead and take their word for it.

981
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:30,000
Yeah. Tina Weymouth.

982
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:37,000
David Byrne might have been the face of the talking heads, but Tina Weymouth was the feel.

983
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:48,000
As a founding member of the New Wave band, Weymouth solidified the group's unique sound by incorporating elements of punk and funk into her rave.

984
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:59,000
Despite this, she often faced rapid sexism, both during her time in the band, from fellow bandmates to the decades that followed.

985
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:16,000
Although she's often pushed to the side in favor of Byrne's larger-than-life persona, Weymouth turned Byrne's eccentricity into something pop-sensical.

986
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,000
Okay. I mean...

987
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:22,000
The face-player of the talking heads. Yeah.

988
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:28,000
Yeah. I was not a huge talking heads fan.

989
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:42,000
So far, I've got a complete strikeout on all these girls, but I believe them. American songwriters always well thought of. They do a great job covering this, so I believe them.

990
01:09:42,000 --> 01:10:01,000
Gail Ann Dorsey is responsible for the infectious rhythms on records and live performances of artists like David Bowie, Tears for Fears, Gwen Stefani, Annie DeFranco, Seal, Boy George, and more.

991
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:22,000
She's also a solo artist, having released three solo records from the late 1980s to the early 2000s. Bass player magazine awarded Dorsey with a Life Team Achievement Award in 2021, although she had been playing bass since she was a young teenager.

992
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:33,000
Dorsey originally attended the California Institute of the Arts for filmmaking before focusing on music after just a few semesters.

993
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:38,000
Cool.

994
01:10:38,000 --> 01:11:07,000
Kim Deal of the Pixies, Breeders, and Amps fan is living proof that the best bassists are felt by her. Deal's consistency and minimalist approach to writing bass parts allow the rest of the band to flourish on a rock-solid foundation, while she often excludes herself from the category of real bass players.

995
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:12,000
Okay. Hey, here's one. Here's one we've heard of. Okay.

996
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:21,000
I'm sorry I have no enthusiasm because I know nothing about him. Go ahead. I know, I know. I thought this was going to be a more interesting one.

997
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:26,000
Actually, we kind of know the next two.

998
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,000
Okay. Okay.

999
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:45,000
Now, Suzy Quatro. We know Suzy Quatro. Uh huh. You remember her? Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Certainly wasn't the first notable female bassist. Carol Kay was doing session work when Quatro was still in elementary school.

1000
01:11:45,000 --> 01:12:07,000
Suzy Qu is one of the greatest onstage female bassists, getting her start in the 1960s garage bands, the Pleasure Seekers, and later, later, Cradle. The iconic bassist was one of the first women to become a forward-faced figure of the rock genre.

1001
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:20,000
She also dove into her creative pursuits, posting a recurring role on Happy Days, among other television, theater, and radio gigs.

1002
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,000
Okay, cool. All right.

1003
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:31,000
And finally, this one we know of too.

1004
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:41,000
When Prince says, this is Rhonda and she is funky, you know you've done something right as a bass player.

1005
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:57,000
Such was the case for Nova Scotian-born bassist Robb Smith, which is Prince's bassist, who was Prince's touring and recording bassist for nearly a decade.

1006
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:16,000
Robb Smith has also contributed her undeniable funky grooves to other soul and R&B artists like Chaka Khan, Beyonce, Erika Badu, and rock and roll greats like Jeff Beck.

1007
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:32,000
He received a Juno Award, the Canadian Quo-One of a Grammy, for best contemporary jazz album for work with Jim Hillman and Merlin Factor.

1008
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,000
Okay, cool.

1009
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:37,000
Okay, yeah, that one was so exciting. I'm sorry.

1010
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:46,000
No, that's okay though. I mean, if I would have known any of them, I would have been like jumping all over. It's stuff that I'm very interested in.

1011
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:54,000
It's just the fact is, I didn't know any of them. So, I mean, I knew a couple of them, but I really didn't have anything into anyone that I heard.

1012
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,000
You know, so.

1013
01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:03,000
Okay, well, I know what I'll do next time. Maybe we will further some of it.

1014
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:15,000
Okay, okay, that's cool. No, it was fine, Rob. I enjoyed the segment. It's just I didn't know what to say because I couldn't say, oh yeah, I remember her on that one song because I didn't. So, anyhow.

1015
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,000
Right, right.

1016
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:33,000
Let's see, I'm trying to think of a little story here I can do that isn't going to take up too much time so we can get back to our evening stuff that we have to do. Me, I need to take a hydrocodone pill pretty bad. So, let's see.

1017
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:41,000
Chips Ahoy is facing a boycott right now because they are using different chips and it's pissing everybody off.

1018
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:51,000
The chocolate chips that they're using are not the same as they used to. And people think that they're a cheaper chip and they are mad and they're boycotting chips Ahoy.

1019
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:58,000
And I think the chips Ahoy is just going to have to go back and get their old chips back because I don't think people are getting over it.

1020
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:04,000
So, and that's pretty much all I got. You got anything, Rob?

1021
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:17,000
That's about all I have for tonight, buddy. Yeah, I got to go take a hydrocodone and hopefully sleep and hopefully this fucking my gum being toward a hell and stitched up will feel a little bit better tomorrow.

1022
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,000
So, anyhow.

1023
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:22,000
I'm going to go take a walk with my dog.

1024
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:28,000
Okay, Hi, Opal. Hi, Grandma Opal. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky. Dodge City, Kansas. Ra Ra.

1025
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:31,000
Hi Grandma. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky.

1026
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,000
Love you guys. Thanks for listening.

1027
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,000
Good night, assholes.

1028
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:39,000
Good night, assholes.

1029
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:46,000
Oh no, looks like the show's over kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1030
01:15:46,000 --> 01:16:01,000
Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.