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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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First World Problems.

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That's a hell of a bridge construction.

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Shit. I cannot believe I have to repair this bridge after 50 years.

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Man, what am I going to do now? I can't like get 10 minutes earlier just to get to work.

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This is complete bullshit. I'm going to write my congressman.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

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Spam. With Spam Helper tonight. How yummy.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Alright. Well, okay. I got a whole bunch of stuff. The first third I feel is really interesting today.

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Maybe not quite so punny, but a little bit more interesting.

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So anyhow, we'll see how this goes. And like always, Rob, I want your input.

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And I want, you know, if you hear something that you want to comment on or you hear something that you don't agree with,

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of course, like always, I want you to say, hey man, hang on a minute, Mark, hang on a minute.

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Was this the, you know, like we always do, okay?

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You know I will.

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Yeah, you always do. So, okay.

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Well, no, not really. I'm kind of nice, guys. You know.

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Well, you know what? It works. However it is, it works.

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That's what gets me in trouble with the women. I'm too nice.

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You know, that is.

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We're going to leave it right there. We're going to leave that one right there.

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Okay. We're going to leave that one floating in the air like a popcorn fart.

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Okay. No, it does. It does. And the problem is, is this right here, is you don't want to be a dick.

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You don't want to change who you are.

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But the more you run through issues like such that we're just, you know, kind of touching on,

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the more you consider.

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Especially when you're older.

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Yes, the more you consider selling your soul a little bit to, you know, to, you know, to get a relationship.

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But that's not the way it's done.

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The way it's done is, is this right here. You be true to yourself.

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And that's all it is. And if someone likes it, they'll catch on and they'll come with you.

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That's the way it is. So anyhow.

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Well, I'm still old school. I try to be true to myself.

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I don't want to be true to them too.

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If they don't want to be true to me, what the hell am I supposed to do? You know?

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Sometimes.

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That's kind of what we were touching on before we went on air.

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Yeah. Sometimes it's impossible to do so.

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So anyhow, let's let's go ahead and move along to the first third. That sound good?

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Let's do it. Let's get this shit show started.

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All right. Here we go. I got the shovel. I'm getting ready to shovel this shit.

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Ooh, hot and heavy rumor is that McDonald's, because of the $20 an hour law in California,

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the hamburger chain is considering moving out of Cali.

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The law is that the starting wage at any fast food joint starting pay must be $20 an hour.

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It is. It's been like that for, I don't know, a couple of months maybe.

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Dude, I barely make that in what I do.

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Yeah. Here's the problem though.

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And I've busted my ass for years.

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In California, $20 an hour.

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That's the problem. See, that's the problem.

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They keep raising minimum wage and all that.

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Those of us that have been in the business,

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that's worked our way up, get screwed, man.

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Because people like, I love my son,

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but my son came in making a hell of a lot more than I did.

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And I've only been there seven years, and he's almost up to what I make.

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But I bust my ass.

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Manufacturing and construction is notoriously cheap.

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See my old company. See the stuff I used to say, I say about them.

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That one day I could say, we have good benefits,

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our company at least tries to take care of us.

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It sounds like your company is a hell of a lot better than a lot of them

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and a lot of them that I know about.

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but you know what, maybe you'd just be happy for your son making more than you

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and having maybe a little bit easier path paid for him. Right?

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and how hard I work now.

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I should be slamming everybody in that shop, but I'm not.

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You ever think about having a talk?

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Because of how long I've been there.

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Maybe you need to have a talk with the owner and say, hey, look,

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I don't know about the format.

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Okay, well, you know what?

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Down there, I think.

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Okay, but here's the problem.

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Down there, there's not a whole lot of jobs that pay that well.

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That's what I'm saying, the benefits.

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and here's another problem with manufacturing and construction.

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but there's a lot of people like my old company and stuff like that

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that realize that they can't, but they're sure going to try.

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My company already knows they would have a very hard time replacing me

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because of my knowledge.

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Because nobody, not even the foreman knows what they do up there where I'm at.

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You know what I mean?

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It's my job.

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because we don't really have an answer to that.

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Okay, the laws hurt more independent, smaller, localized chains.

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Reddit and other online sources are implying that McDonald's itself

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could be spreading the rumors to garner more interest in the chain.

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You know, the public outcry or the backlash, right?

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People are like, oh, you can't take away our McDonald's.

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This is bullshit.

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Kind of reminiscent of the Pepsi trying to dethrone Coke in the 80s

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with a huge taste test all over the country.

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Coke took away its classic formula as a response to the momentum of the taste test

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where more people picked Pepsi over Coke.

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The public outcry was insane when they did that, remember?

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People were mad they were writing Coke, picketing, and all sorts of stupid shit.

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And guess what?

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They got Coke back with an apology to boot and they got better sales than it was before.

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You know, I mean, if I was Kelly, I'd be more worried about in-and-out sleeping

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than McDonald's with old dried-up ground cow asshole burger, allegedly.

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So it could be that, yeah, it could be that.

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Someone just saying, oh, hey, I got a guy way up there in McDonald's

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that told me that they're getting ready to pull out of California

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because that Governor Newsom's such a stupid buck.

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It could be something like that, right?

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Well, I mean, I go back to Pepsi and Coke.

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Coke did the most brilliant thing when Pepsi was gaining on them

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and getting people to go, oh, your Pepsi tastes better than Coke.

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And they took it away.

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They said, you're right, we suck.

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What were we thinking?

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Let's take our product back and let's come out with a Pepsi clone.

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And people were furious.

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and grabbed the Coke Classic formula is what they called it when it came back.

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The other stuff was called New Coke, remember?

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I should write an article about that.

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I'll throw it up the other day.

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Well, I mean, it could be something like that, but who knows?

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But here's the bottom line on this.

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I don't think I give enough shit, and maybe I should have put that in news

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nobody gives a shit about.

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As a matter of fact, you might see that in one of those segments.

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There is growing evidence that Tornado Alley is shifting to the east.

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I've been thinking this for a while.

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Weather patterns over the last 20 years have indicated that the area

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most prone to tornadoes and large, long-track destructive vortexes

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is no longer in the central and south-central plains,

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but now more towards Louisiana and the edge of south and central areas.

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That would be southeastern, wouldn't it?

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Yeah, but it's talking about some other stuff, too.

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in February earlier this year.

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That's unheard of.

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Wisconsin is supposed to be like 10 below in February.

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Not supposed to be having tornadoes.

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Spring-like activity.

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So anyhow, Kansas is pretty overjoyed with the news.

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They're getting tired of replacing their bowling alleys.

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Those twisters love trailers in the bowling alleys, don't they?

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Well, I do, too.

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No twisters.

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If there's a trailer park or a bowling alley in that town, they will hit it.

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Yeah, I'm a down-to-earth guy.

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Yeah, I like them.

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Okay, that's cool.

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I like them way away from me.

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So anyhow.

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I'd rather sit around by a bowling alley and watch a twister any day.

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Watch it destroy their own bowling alley for five counties?

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Yeah, hell yeah.

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Some retailers are urging their employees to wear body cams when they work for shoplifting evidence.

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You know, do they really think this is going to work?

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You can't find them now when you need them.

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You know, I mean, you can't find any employee.

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Better option, give every customer a loud whistle to blow when they're in an area where they need helping.

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Right? Would that be great?

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You blow that for a minute and every available worker around will be right there.

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Better yet, I'll bring my megaphone.

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I will bring my megaphone.

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I used to torture the Methersons with that live next door to me.

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The air raid feature that I showed you, remember the air raid sound on it?

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I've heard it, yeah.

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The air raid feature would splinter everybody's air drums up to 100 foot away.

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You're welcome, America.

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You want answers?

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We got them.

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And the new, speaking of bowling alleys, the new hot and heavy trend is bowling warehouses.

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You ever hear of that, Rob?

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That's right, a giant warehouse full of bowling lanes.

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It's actually a pretty cool idea and at most of them,

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you bring your own food, so you want a meatloaf or a chicken cordon bleu, no problem.

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Just grab that shit with bowling shoes in the bowl and you got yourself an evening.

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Looks as if fun in most of these bowling warehouses, you can purchase drinks at the warehouse.

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You get a big draft of yin-ling with your fried chicken and taters.

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So, I mean, you know, that sounds good.

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So basically, it is a huge warehouse with nothing but lanes and like one little bar over there in each corner.

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So you can go get a beer, you can get a cocktail, whatever you want.

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And then you go back to your one of the 20,000 bowling lanes that are in this thing.

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So it's pretty interesting concept, isn't it?

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You know, this is something weird.

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Finally, in the first third, someone stole the gay pride stage from the area of Crown Center here in Kansas City.

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I read that. I read that.

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I'm just amazed that some people...

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I'm going to leave it alone. I'm going to leave it alone.

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Okay. How the fuck does someone come up and steal a huge stage in the middle of Kansas City, a heavily populated urban area?

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That right there was my question. It didn't matter whether it was gay or not.

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My question was how the hell they steal that stage.

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Which serves the spotlight of everything.

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I'm saying there is more to this story because I just don't believe you can go up and steal a big stage and not get seen.

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I'm still like, what the fuck?

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They showed the stage on TV and there's a huge ass stage.

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How the hell does someone go steal that thing at night?

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You'd have to have trucks. You'd have to have about 20 people.

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You'd have to have wrenches. You'd have to have tools.

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You'd have to have all this stuff.

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How in the hell do you steal a stage?

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Something is...

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Okay. Here's my question.

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And I hate to bring this up.

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Go ahead.

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But why was not at least Kansas City Police Department watching it?

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Nobody was watching that thing.

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But who would think that somebody would steal the stage?

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Okay. Okay Rob. Here's something to think about.

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Most of these venues, they have insurance.

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Okay. And all this stuff for all different things.

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Well part of that insurance is you hire a security guard.

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Right? Or a few of them to watch the thing at night.

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Evidently not.

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I guess not. I mean I don't know how you could put all that stuff up and just leave it alone.

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Most of these places it's entwined with the insurance because I knew a guy that did events like that before.

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I don't know what happened to him.

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If at time it would take to steal a stage, why couldn't a security guard not get around there to notice?

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That's what I'm saying. Think about all the noise they would have had to make.

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They would have been napping on the job like most security guards.

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Yeah, but I mean think of all the noise they would have had to make.

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Think about all the people that would have had to have been there to do it.

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And think about all the trucks.

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There are a lot of people around in the area that I've witnessed.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean I think something stinks about this story and I think we're going to find it out.

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I'm right now saying that is not what it seems.

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I thought about that because I wrote it.

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Yeah, there is something not right about that story.

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So anyhow, we shall see.

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And finally, I want to mention this side note here.

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The other day Val and I went to this vendor deal.

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It was kind of like a fair.

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And there is this cookie maker in Kansas City that is head and tails above everybody else.

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It's Casey Cookie Dealer.

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You can look her up on Insta and Facebook.

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And that stuff not only was it the neatest stuff I've ever seen.

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Like Patrick Mahomes cookies that look just like him.

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Footballs. I mean every occasion.

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I mean not only that but they taste so good.

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Anyhow, I just had to mention it.

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You know they're not paying me or nothing.

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They were just the warmest nicest people.

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Anyhow, the product was so good that I'm telling you.

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If you need cookies like that or if you need them for an event, look up Casey Cookie Dealer.

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They are fantastic stuff.

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I'm telling you. I was amazed at it.

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I will.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's a really good product.

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And I mean they were just the nicest people when we met them.

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So anyhow, alright I'm done with the first third.

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Rob, we turn to you.

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Alright. Are you ready for this?

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This is off KCTV5.

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You need to buy a lot of jam too.

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Okay real quick. I'm smoking a cigar.

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I'm not smoking a joint.

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If people are hearing that lighter flick.

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Go ahead.

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I had an email. I had an email.

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I had an email on that.

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So anyhow, go ahead.

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Oh really?

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Someone said you're getting blasted.

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We'll talk about that one later.

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I didn't care if they thought that but that's not the truth.

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I'm smoking a cigar.

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Anyhow, go ahead Rob.

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Anyway, an Alaska Airlines flight carrying a Kansas City icon returned to the airport after crews noticed a fuel leak.

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On Friday, June 7th, Tech 9 took to Facebook following some airline troubles.

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I love Tech 9.

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Yeah, it was Tech 9 that was on its flight.

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He's such a genuine cool dude.

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It was hometown.

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Yeah, he is just a genuine cool dude.

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Yeah, he's awesome.

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Anyway, he said the flight he was on, Alaska Airlines 291.

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Yeah, 291. Think about that one.

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Yeah, like the highway?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, 291.

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The plane which was headed to Seattle returned to KCI after its 3 p.m. departure on Friday, which was last Friday, today's Sunday.

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Flight aware shows that the aircraft made a U-turn about an hour into the flight above Lincoln, Nebraska.

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Wow, that's quite a ways.

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It was scheduled to land in Seattle around 7 p.m.

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Early Saturday morning, Alaska Airlines confirmed that the reason for the flight's return was potential fuel leak.

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Oh, potential. It may not have actually been one.

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The pilots noticed indications of a potential fuel leak, so they followed the checklist and shut down the number one engine on the left side of the aircraft.

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The crew followed standard procedures for the situation and safely landed and without incident at Camp City at 435.

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Uh-huh.

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So they turned all the way around and let, you know, let's see, they took off at 3.

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And, oh, where the hell did they go? And they went, so an hour and a half later, they landed back at KCI.

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So they went up to Lincoln and did a turnaround.

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Yeah.

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I'm surprised they did not land in Lincoln or Omaha.

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They were on the return of our guests and they terminate their travel to Seattle and we apologize to them for their to be.

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Um, I'm surprised they didn't go to Omaha.

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Now, here's my question.

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Uh-huh.

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You say you're sorry for the inconvenience.

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Yeah.

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But is that what you're going to look and tell Tech9?

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No. No. Tech9 has a lot of pool.

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Sorry for your inconvenience, but.

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No, Tech9 could come out and say they are the worst company ever. They, in my opinion, screwed me over and they would lose a lot of business.

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The leasing camps, well, no, Tech9's everywhere.

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He's a big national act.

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So, yeah, he would lose them some business if he wanted to.

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But I don't know if he's necessarily that type of guy.

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He is just a really good, fun-loving guy.

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And I don't think he'd even do it anyhow. I don't think he would be vindictive like that.

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He does not seem like that type of person.

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But if he was, he could really screw him.

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If you want to know what kind of person he is, I'll add his tweet here.

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Okay.

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So here I am bringing some new COSM tunes on the way to Alaska, about an hour.

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So any air from KC, when the flight attendant is wildly waiting at me to lift my seat and tray saying the plane is leaking fuel.

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So one of the engines went out.

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So he turned us around and now I'm back in KC airport.

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Or he's food because I'm starved.

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The end.

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SMH.

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That was his tweet.

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See?

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He was really cordially nice about it like I thought.

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He could have said these guys suck.

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They're horrible.

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Yeah, hell yeah.

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He was actually very polite about it.

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He flew over Lincoln, Nebraska, turned around and came back to Kansas City.

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I'm surprised they came back to Kansas City.

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Why didn't they go to Omaha?

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Why didn't they go to Omaha?

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Is what I don't understand. Or Lincoln even.

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Lincoln has a big airport.

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I mean that's where the Huskers play.

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So I don't know. Who knows?

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Yeah.

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This is all alleged.

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I don't know.

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Oh well.

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I'm just reading.

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Alright. Thank you, Rob.

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Alright. Let's take a first break and we come back.

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And this is on KC-TV 5.

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I believe it happened.

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Yeah, KC-25.

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One of your news stations where you're at.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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I don't like their meteorology department but the rest of them are pretty good.

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Yeah, no. I don't either.

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Yeah. I think they suck in that department.

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Anyhow.

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This is where I come up store after the workman.

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That was. That was. Thank you, Rob.

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We're going to take our first break.

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I'm going to come back and I'm going to tell you a little thing about Major League Baseball.

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I've already bashed him enough times but I'm even more irked at him now.

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So.

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Hey fellas. Remember to wipe away from the twins.

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Stay fresh ideas from the douchebags.

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The aboutlapse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Dandelion can be stewed with wild mustard and wild garlic for a very tasty stew.

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You could even introduce our old friend the hickory nut for a bit of smoky flavor.

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Hey there, fuckstick.

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You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

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This is bullshit.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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I wonder what the origin of that is?

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Claims the first known hamburger on a bun was served on July 4th.

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This is Rob.

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Alrighty.

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Well like I said.

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Let me get right to it here.

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Major League Baseball.

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Pissed me off again.

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And let me explain.

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I've never been really happy with him in a long long time.

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People know that the list in this program.

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Um.

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Topher and I are going to go see the Royals play an afternoon game.

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Later this month.

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Val has no interest.

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To go so Topher agreed to go with me.

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I got to speak.

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I'll tell you what.

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I'm getting jealous of you two.

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Spent so much time together.

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We've always spent a lot of time together.

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So anyhow.

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I'm kidding.

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I know you are.

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I love Topher.

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I love Topher.

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I wish.

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I wish we could talk more.

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Honestly.

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Well you know what.

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He might come on the show a few times.

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We'll see.

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All of us do.

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We'll see what happens.

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Um.

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I got the sweet deal they have at Selected Stores.

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The deal is for two club level seats.

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Third baseline or first baseline.

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These are my favorite seats to watch anyhow.

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Most Val balls are hit that way.

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So then you know.

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I purchased this.

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I get a voucher in an envelope.

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00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000
No biggie.

498
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:02,000
It gives you a code to pick up your tickets in selected areas and selected games.

499
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Now this is all good until I get the Major League Baseball involved.

500
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,000
I redeem the voucher online at the website it specified.

501
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:15,000
Then it tries to take me to tickets you have to pay for.

502
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,000
Not the areas that I purchased.

503
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,000
I have to go through this process several times.

504
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:25,000
I finally after all these times and it wasn't on there before.

505
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,000
I know it wasn't.

506
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000
I looked all over.

507
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000
I find a redeem button.

508
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000
I'm sure it wasn't there at first.

509
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,000
The first couple of attempts.

510
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000
I'm really sure about it.

511
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000
I redeem the tickets.

512
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Yeah.

513
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,000
And I'm looking around the site to get my tickets.

514
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000
So then you can't even get the tickets on that site.

515
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Then it directs me to loading the Major League Baseball ballpark app.

516
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Just to get my tickets dude.

517
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,000
I have to put that damn app on my phone just to get the tickets.

518
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
I think that's bullshit.

519
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000
I believe it.

520
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000
So I have to load this stupid thing.

521
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000
I have to load this fucking thing even though I don't want to.

522
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000
I don't want it on my phone.

523
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:07,000
You have to watch all the features before you get your tickets and before they arrive.

524
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000
Then it tries to prompt me for a credit card.

525
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,000
This app is so sure I'm going to actually buy their shit.

526
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000
I find a skip button finally.

527
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000
So I skip out of that.

528
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,000
Then I find a look at your tickets button.

529
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000
So now they have my email.

530
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,000
They can look forward to relentless spamming my email.

531
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:30,000
They can look forward to fucking with me for years to come.

532
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,000
The thing is I...

533
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Trust me.

534
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Trust me.

535
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,000
I'll be fucking with you for years to come.

536
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000
Okay.

537
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000
Here's the deal though.

538
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:46,000
I tried to give it a bullshit Gmail account that I have and somehow it could tell it wasn't

539
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:51,000
connected to my domain or whatever, my IP address, and it wouldn't take it.

540
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:55,000
It wouldn't take it until I gave it my Hotmail address and then it took it.

541
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000
I think that's bullshit.

542
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:04,000
This is a classic example of the constant sell that I consider over and above.

543
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,000
I guarantee most elderly people who purchase the tickets could not figure this maze of

544
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000
bullshit out.

545
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,000
You know, Congress, you really want to do something?

546
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:17,000
Quit spending our fucking money on bullshit and actually look at this.

547
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000
This would be a great start.

548
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000
Yeah.

549
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Yeah.

550
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:25,000
It wasted an hour and a half of my time.

551
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000
Easily an hour and a half.

552
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:32,000
I get that through girlfriends reading their texts to me.

553
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000
You can say.

554
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000
All right.

555
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,000
All right.

556
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
You can say.

557
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
That's fine.

558
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
All right.

559
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,000
Rob, you got something?

560
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,000
Yeah, I'm going to go.

561
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:52,000
I'm going to follow up on what I started last night.

562
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000
Good.

563
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Fun fact.

564
00:32:54,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with another simultaneously.

565
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000
That ambidextrous.

566
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000
That truly ambidextrous.

567
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,000
Yeah.

568
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000
Geez.

569
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Yeah, that's truly ambidextrous.

570
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Yeah.

571
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:21,000
He got everybody beat there.

572
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Christopher Columbus did not step in the earth in his will.

573
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:33,000
Educated people had known this since ancient Greece.

574
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Yeah.

575
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Yeah.

576
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Really, the people that didn't know it were kind of like the not so smart end of that

577
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000
society.

578
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000
I don't know.

579
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

580
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Do we really have to go into a history lesson that saw us never in school?

581
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,000
Rob, let me put it like this.

582
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:05,000
There are still flat earthers out there.

583
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Oh, I know.

584
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
There's people that don't believe Wyoming exists.

585
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
I feel sorry for them.

586
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:17,000
There's people that thinks that the government created Wyoming and it doesn't exist.

587
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
So, uh.

588
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
We talked about that.

589
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000
Yes.

590
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
So, you tell me, Rob.

591
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Yeah, I know somebody that moved there.

592
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
I've been through it.

593
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
I know people that live there.

594
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
I've been in Wyoming.

595
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000
I know it exists.

596
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:37,000
The problem is, as a power of suggestion, people come up with this stupid shit and people

597
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000
believe it.

598
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Most of it is tongue in cheek and they just throw something out.

599
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:47,000
And then these sheep come up with their mouths open and go, oh, yeah, thanks.

600
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
I believe it.

601
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Without checking anything.

602
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000
They don't care.

603
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000
They want to be told everything.

604
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000
And so, there you go.

605
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Anyhow.

606
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,000
I know, I witness it exists.

607
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Yes.

608
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000
Yep.

609
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Anyhow.

610
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,000
That's all I'm saying.

611
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000
You can get to this list now.

612
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Okay.

613
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
Leonardo da Vinci.

614
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Yeah, I know.

615
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
I read that one.

616
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Yeah, that's all right.

617
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Christopher Cormet didn't discover that the earth was round.

618
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
I don't know.

619
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:26,000
I educated people who know this since ancient Greece.

620
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Okay, yeah.

621
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Yeah, you went over that.

622
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000
That's okay.

623
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Yeah, my screen rolled up off of here.

624
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,000
I have that shit happen all the time.

625
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Yeah.

626
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
Galileo.

627
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Galileo.

628
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,000
Galileo Figaro.

629
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Yeah.

630
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Was not an astronomer, but also an accomplished musician.

631
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:56,000
He played the lute.

632
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Not the flute, the lute.

633
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
Tell me what a lute is.

634
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,000
I have no idea.

635
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,000
I think I know what it is, but I don't want to...

636
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Just move on.

637
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Who cares?

638
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000
Go ahead.

639
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Yeah, the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

640
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Really?

641
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:25,000
It possibly is really soft florets to shave them off.

642
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:30,000
If you look at the Mona Lisa pictures, she has no eyebrows.

643
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:36,000
No wonder she looks so angry.

644
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Yeah.

645
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,000
This piece of crap made me shave off my eyebrows for nothing.

646
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,000
Yeah, she's just like my girlfriends.

647
00:36:46,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Anyway, the Eye for Power was initially intended to be dismantled over 20 years.

648
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:10,000
It was saying because it proved useful as a giant radio antenna.

649
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Oh, wow.

650
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,000
You got it, Alan?

651
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Okay.

652
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:26,000
The Eye for Power was to be demolished within 20 years, but it proved useful as a radio

653
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000
antenna.

654
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Now, it's like one of the biggest landmarks, one of the wonders of the world supposedly.

655
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000
It works.

656
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Let's leave it be.

657
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Let's work.

658
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Let's let it work.

659
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Yeah.

660
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Okay.

661
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Neat.

662
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000
That's how we're getting our listeners over there.

663
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Come on, Alan.

664
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
That's right.

665
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000
Well, I don't think we have one listener in France.

666
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000
We've got Belgium.

667
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,000
We've got other places around there, but not France.

668
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000
I see the plants.

669
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
You know, I'm kind of offended.

670
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Not one hit in Greece with all my relatives over there.

671
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Not one of those fuckers bothered to pick up one episode.

672
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Not one.

673
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Not one's on you.

674
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
I have no relatives in Greece.

675
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Okay.

676
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Well, I'm just saying.

677
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
I'm just saying they're not backing their brother here.

678
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
They're not backing their boy.

679
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000
It kind of hurts.

680
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Kind of hurts.

681
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Go ahead, Rob.

682
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Okay.

683
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:24,000
I'm just going to go into a few more here, and I'll be done for this episode.

684
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Well, okay.

685
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Albert Einstein was offered the last presidency of Israel in 1952, but declined the offer.

686
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000
Wow.

687
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000
I didn't know that.

688
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,000
He is smart to decline the offer.

689
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000
I'm going off what this list says.

690
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,000
I believe it.

691
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000
Sounds good to me.

692
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:54,000
So, anybody knows, this is all fax.net.

693
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
So, it's got to be true.

694
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Yeah, fax.net.

695
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Who would buy that?

696
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:03,000
You would not buy that website unless everything on it was gospel, allegedly.

697
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Yeah.

698
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Yeah.

699
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

700
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:18,000
The shortest war in history was between Britain and Zanzibar on August 27th, 1986.

701
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
True.

702
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

703
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000
That is true.

704
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,000
I've known that for a long time.

705
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Okay, and one more tonight.

706
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Okay.

707
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:41,000
The Titanic had a sister ship, the Britannic.

708
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:46,000
And then they also had a paperback version, the Britannica.

709
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Yeah, they did lose the right to school on that.

710
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Yeah, we did.

711
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:57,000
I used to go through them and find words that nobody knew and use it on them, and I would

712
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000
say it was something else.

713
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000
It worked like a charm.

714
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Okay.

715
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

716
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Okay.

717
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Well, the Titanic had a sister ship, the Britannica, who also sank.

718
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:20,000
However it was used in the hostile ship, there was World War I.

719
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Okay.

720
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Well, I think it was probably built the same way as the Titanic.

721
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:33,000
But I think in World War I, I've got like four more and I'm going to leave it right

722
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000
there for this episode.

723
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Okay, all right.

724
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:43,000
I think they came to the conclusion that the Titanic, they skimped on one thing and that

725
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
was the rivets.

726
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,000
They made smaller rivets instead of the bigger industrial ones.

727
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000
The smaller rivets gave way when they hit the iceberg.

728
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
The bigger rivets would not have.

729
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:58,000
So they went against the engineering of it and they went with a cheaper ingredient and

730
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
that's what cost them everything.

731
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,000
A lot of lives and everything.

732
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000
And that, I believe, is what determined it.

733
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
So its sister ship would have been the same way.

734
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Not very durable.

735
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
So I believe it sank.

736
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:15,000
So I got one here.

737
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000
All right, moving on.

738
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:22,000
What's the first thing that comes to mind when you think of summer in Southern California,

739
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Rob?

740
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
Is it the sounds of waves?

741
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Marijuana.

742
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Okay, I can't argue with that one.

743
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000
I can't argue with that.

744
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
My head is in Northern California.

745
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Heroin addicts vomiting all over your yard.

746
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Anyhow.

747
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,000
I said marijuana.

748
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
I went the heroin route.

749
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,000
So, you know, the sounds of waves crashing on the beach.

750
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:54,000
The feeling of some warmth on your skin or perhaps that sharp distinct smell of sunblock.

751
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000
Right?

752
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,000
Just so everybody knows, we love California.

753
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000
We do.

754
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000
We do.

755
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000
We give you kids.

756
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Yeah.

757
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Yeah.

758
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000
So it is that third option.

759
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Then there may be a new treat calling your name.

760
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:18,000
In a collaboration between Vacation and Los Angeles based luxury grocery chain Air Horn,

761
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:24,000
a sunscreen smoothie is now available just in time for summer.

762
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Available in all 10 Air Horn locations throughout the month of June, the smoothie is meant to

763
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,000
resemble the smell of a vacation sunscreen, the brand says.

764
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Featuring a refreshing blend of coconut banana aloe vera, Tahitian vanilla, blue pool water,

765
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:45,000
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766
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:52,000
One can expect the same leisure enhancing experience as our classic lotion with every

767
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
sip.

768
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:57,000
According to Vacation on Instagram.

769
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:03,000
So, Rob, we can go get a, we can, we can get to California.

770
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,000
We can get us a sunblock smoothie.

771
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000
What do you think?

772
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Huh?

773
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Let's do it.

774
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
Let's do it.

775
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Let's do it.

776
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Let's Thelma and Louise there.

777
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Yeah, let's just go Thelma and Louise there.

778
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000
We're gonna get a set.

779
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:23,000
We're gonna run us a convertible and we're gonna have like a couple of bonnets in our

780
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:30,000
hair and we're just gonna be flooring it all the way to Cali.

781
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,040
Sound good?

782
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,340
Sure, sure.

783
00:43:33,340 --> 00:43:34,880
Hell yeah.

784
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,480
Hell yeah.

785
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,780
smoke that shit like a couple of villains and fucking do stupid shit

786
00:43:39,780 --> 00:43:47,620
run around naked making chicken noises hell yeah good stuff good stuff we should

787
00:43:47,620 --> 00:43:53,600
run around we should run around naked making chicken noises shouldn't we yes

788
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:57,980
yes and the occasional goat and duck noise

789
00:43:57,980 --> 00:44:10,400
which you're gonna kill me we ought to just do a podcast of those anyhow hey

790
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:17,720
let's take our we had we one email that would love it I know we had to Rob we had

791
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:30,960
to I didn't say the other yeah we had to and oh and by the way when I get the

792
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:38,920
emails we had probably oh by the way we have a new Montrose email from someone

793
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:43,760
that says they're the real Montrose not those other people and they're not real

794
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:50,800
happy they're not real happy with us no no no no I got to do all the emails

795
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:57,000
probably next episode or probably not Tuesday probably Wednesday's podcast

796
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,480
because Tuesday I got a bunch of invisible ass paddling so we got to get

797
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,960
to we're not gonna get to okay okay well off the air you're gonna tell me about

798
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:10,160
this one okay well I'm worried about my boys and Montrose well they say they're

799
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:17,040
the real Montrose and the other people are fake and and they say here I'll just

800
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:20,920
tell it on the air and I'll just read it they say we constantly badger and

801
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:28,520
ridicule okay well I don't have the email on me but okay basically here's

802
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:34,240
what it's saying okay it said that we constantly badger and screw with them so

803
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:39,360
bad and that we even have them on our douchebag pledge and they don't

804
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,760
appreciate it they think we're making fun of them they say they're good hard

805
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:47,440
working people their missile silo was hit but they don't want one from us they

806
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:52,240
don't need a pond dug they don't need a 76 Coupe de Ville bumper they don't need

807
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:57,240
a shovel quarter panel they said they don't need anything but maybe the guy

808
00:45:57,240 --> 00:46:03,720
was funny though he said they might need the trophy so

809
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:11,560
he said very trophy okay well he could be someone else screwing with us but it was

810
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:16,520
funny he said he's a real Montrose and the other people are fake so whatever

811
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:20,800
yeah right I'm just gonna give them each other's email and let them fight it out

812
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:29,600
how's that yeah I honestly I think I might have to give this one to that guy

813
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:37,920
yeah yeah we do we do have a lot of sport at their expense we do so well

814
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:46,760
anyhow dear I guess all right hey let's take our second break and we're gonna

815
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:52,160
come back with how do you feel about Taiwan that's what I need to know he

816
00:46:52,160 --> 00:47:10,200
said nothing about Taiwan but he didn't mention him okay yeah well yeah when you

817
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:14,360
hear this whoever you are the real Montrose email us about Taiwan we want

818
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:18,920
to know what you really think of them if you are the real Montrose so hey let's

819
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:29,840
take a break Rob we'll come right back true story all right we'll be right back

820
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:43,520
now it's time for pick up lines from a loser if I had a nickel for every time I

821
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:51,680
saw someone as beautiful as you I would have a whole five cents and now deep

822
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:54,760
thoughts with Mark

823
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:01,400
should I record frog sounds in the summer then play them when it's zero

824
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:17,560
degrees on my ring doorbell for the Amazon guy hmm yeah that sounds like oh

825
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:22,840
no it's the island of horrible jokes

826
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:31,880
someone took the fifth month out of my calendar I'm just made tomorrow morning

827
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:35,960
while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte remember to not

828
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:41,320
get your genitals caught in the grinder it really hurts who can afford plastic

829
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:46,520
surgery hey safe everyone two douchebags in a

830
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:51,920
microphone the audio equivalent to the meat sweats remember to bleach your

831
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:55,240
Bluetooth after every show

832
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:13,360
two douchebags and microphone on mark

833
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:24,760
and I'm Rob Rob I almost think I'm a Gen Z er you know why do what I almost

834
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:33,520
think I'm a Gen Z er I almost think I'm a Gen Z er because they came out with a

835
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:41,800
list of foods no hang on I'm not I'm not I'm not but this list of foods I came

836
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:47,640
out with they said I know better I know better I know but this list of foods

837
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:55,080
they came out with is so dead on I agree with all of them oh except one I got to

838
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:59,320
read you this list of foods that the Gen Z er say they will never have and

839
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:04,040
it's gonna die as soon as they you know as soon as the X errs are all gone from

840
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:08,440
this earth and all that and you know the boomers and and maybe even the

841
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,280
millennium I don't think the Millennials have anything to do with this either

842
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,840
they don't like it either but it's mainly the Gen Z errs these are foods

843
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:23,920
they say are gonna go away under their power okay one is bran flakes they said

844
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:28,160
there's no way they're ever eaten it uh-uh it's not a part of their life they

845
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:33,680
don't accept it I think I agree with that what about you Rob

846
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:38,560
yeah it's a short time you know what I'm not a big cereal eater

847
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:44,200
me neither but if you're gonna eat cereal would be I mean if I eat breakfast

848
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:54,520
it better be like eggs and sausage and a biscuit yeah yeah but if you were to eat

849
00:50:54,520 --> 00:51:03,160
cereal if you were to eat cereal would it be bran flakes no exactly

850
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:18,160
all right the next one yeah something something worth the while so what oh

851
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:29,200
yeah yeah if someone doesn't like if someone doesn't like cinnamon life you

852
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:36,520
got to check their hard drive there's something wrong with them all right next

853
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:40,680
one is green bean casserole I do not agree with that one that's the only one

854
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:50,800
I don't agree with me too so right there we don't agree with his ears but the

855
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:55,760
brand flakes yes and this next one I 100% agree I've never liked this shit

856
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:59,920
and I never thought it was good in any way but I know so many people love them

857
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:18,760
and that's deviled eggs okay I can't stand them okay not me maybe I've never

858
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:23,680
had him cook right I don't know I've had him with paprika I've had it without

859
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:30,240
paprika okay all right well we kind of did we differ on that definitely on

860
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:36,400
occasion like Christmas or Thanksgiving yeah that's the only time to be fair

861
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:46,960
that's the only time ever so double dates are okay all right okay I agree

862
00:52:46,960 --> 00:53:01,760
okay okay the next one is liver pate 100% 100% 100% agree with that no never

863
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:12,360
never in a thousand million years would I ever like liver pate well there's more

864
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:18,040
liver coming up too but I'll get to that here a little bit liver pate liver pate

865
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:23,760
is only good for cats that's it no one else likes I don't even think dogs like

866
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:32,240
it liver pate is bullshit oh speaking of that I've got a special report coming up

867
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:37,200
about the the evil of kale and the rise and fall of the kale industry and how

868
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:51,360
evil it is so it's kind of like my baby but you know what I might I might

869
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:58,800
consult in him because he was captured by the evil kill do yeah I'll probably

870
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:06,160
consult him on this yeah all right then the next one all right that's cool the

871
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:17,860
next one is cottage cheese the next one is cottage cheese I like it too I like

872
00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:26,680
it too okay I guess there's two the next one would be fluffernutter now help me

873
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:31,600
figure out what fluffernutter is let me hang on let me look okay okay I know the

874
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:48,600
name okay describe it okay oh you know okay I got it you know that that fluff

875
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:54,360
in a can marshmallow fluff yeah yeah it's white and it's fluffed up and it's

876
00:54:54,360 --> 00:55:01,920
in a can it's called marshmallow fluff look it up on your phone it's horrible

877
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:07,160
okay I can't stand it I agree with him

878
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:14,880
yes that marshmallow fluff it comes in like a mayonnaise jar look at thing yeah

879
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:22,680
that's it I don't like it according to this

880
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:32,120
fluffernutter hang on hang on hang on I'm gonna go to the official Wikipedia

881
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:36,760
okay a fluffernutter also called as a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich

882
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:43,760
oh wait a minute no no no no no I do not agree with him that that is pure heaven

883
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:48,280
in your mouth peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwich and marshmallow

884
00:55:48,280 --> 00:56:01,320
fluff disagree disagree I love those things okay we differ with the zeers on

885
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:09,500
that one to fluffernutters are delicious yeah okay well there's another one we

886
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:17,960
disagree on the next one yes the next one is

887
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:24,320
Velveeta shells with cheese I'm not real fond of the Velveeta you love it okay

888
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:32,920
well I with you talking to mac and stills box that comes together you got

889
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:38,160
like mac and cheese yes not that not not the kind that you bake your own you know

890
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:45,280
you boil your own shells and add okay I don't care either way I like the Velveeta

891
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:50,440
brand anyway the only cheap shit is cheap shit I like

892
00:56:50,440 --> 00:57:01,280
Rotel no no my when I bake mac and cheese I have to have some extra shredded

893
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:10,520
cheese yeah add more cheese you know what I mean okay I guess well Velveeta is not

894
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:15,600
that bad more money in the long run you know at least you got something you like

895
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:21,440
I still gotta buy the shredded cheese to add to it and it don't matter what

896
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:30,640
brand you buy that's what I notice I me and my son we always had more cheese

897
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:41,040
okay the next one is fruit cocktail you see I could like it but I don't like

898
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:57,520
the cherries and apples okay I get that yes got way too much syrup in it but um I

899
00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:02,280
could like fruit cocktail they took out the cherries and the apples I think it

900
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:08,640
would be decent so anyhow I used to have cherries for me I'm good I'll take

901
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:14,240
apples I'll take everything yeah I mean cherries and apples but that's cool

902
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:20,920
talk about the sugar intake got me thinking this is too much syrup way too

903
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:30,840
much syrup it gets you sick and so anyhow okay the next one is creamed

904
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:41,880
corn I love it I'm not a fan I just think yeah no no I like it none of the rest of

905
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:50,680
my family does but I do so I make cream corn on the side by myself okay the

906
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:53,800
next one I have no idea what it is so we're gonna have to look it up

907
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:59,440
aspic ASP I see you got any idea

908
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:24,840
I agree look it up I agree it's horrible oh yeah I see yeah yeah it's horrible you

909
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:38,240
want to hear what it is food jelly it's meat jelly yeah look at the images of

910
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:46,480
that shit oh no way oh if you want to torture somebody make them eat this shit

911
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:52,840
they will tell you anything you want to hear geez oh oh my god who came over

912
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:57,560
that see no

913
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,560
that looks like a cartoon character

914
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:02,560
it is so ugly

915
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:10,560
that looks like eggs on top and a layer of shit and then meat up

916
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,560
it looks like a cartoon character

917
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,560
ooh I cannot believe people fucking like him

918
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:16,560
like something to see in a commercial

919
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:22,560
this does not look appetizing at all

920
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,560
I don't think it is not to me

921
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:31,560
okay anybody that wants to know what it is I'm gonna let you look it up

922
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:32,560
aspic

923
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:33,560
ASP I see

924
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:37,560
yep the next one is liverwurst

925
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:41,560
it is a jelly at the bottom I don't like it

926
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:43,560
liverwurst

927
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:46,560
liverwurst is horrible

928
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,560
just for the name liver that's all I'm gonna put

929
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,560
that's what I told you yep

930
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,560
the next one

931
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:54,560
again you make it worse

932
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:56,560
yeah yeah worst

933
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,560
it's the worst of liver

934
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:00,560
yeah yep no thank you

935
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:06,560
the next one is jello salad

936
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,560
I agree I agree

937
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:12,560
jello and salad should never cross paths

938
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:14,560
I won't touch it

939
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:19,560
it should have never crossed paths jello salad

940
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,560
yeah

941
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,560
jello lettuce never crossed paths

942
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:27,560
I guess there's another one I don't agree with at all

943
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:29,560
meatloaf

944
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:31,560
I like meatloaf

945
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,560
meatloaf

946
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:37,560
meatloaf is one of the best meals ever

947
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:41,560
I agree I agree

948
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,560
why is that on this list?

949
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:47,560
because John Z doesn't like it

950
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:51,560
and they say if it's up to them it's never going to be made again

951
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:54,560
okay well Gen Z sucks

952
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:57,560
next comes some Gen X

953
01:01:57,560 --> 01:02:01,560
hey I don't know how many Gen Z listeners we have

954
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:04,560
so I'm not going to do a blanket statement like that

955
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,560
I'm just going to say that

956
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,560
jello salad or meatloaf

957
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:12,560
jello salad is horrible meatloaf is good

958
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:14,560
so you know what?

959
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:17,560
they don't have to have meatloaf

960
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:20,560
meatloaf has fed many families for years

961
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:23,560
so Gen Z get the fuck off of it

962
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:28,560
you know what? when they're earning their own money they might appreciate meatloaf

963
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,560
so there you go

964
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:31,560
the next one

965
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,560
there you go there you go

966
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,560
next one

967
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:37,560
yeah I got John that one good job

968
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:42,560
tuna noodle casserole

969
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:44,560
I agree

970
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:45,560
100%

971
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:48,560
fish and noodles do not belong together

972
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:50,560
tuna

973
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,560
fish and noodles should never be put together

974
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:55,560
that's an abomination of food

975
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:57,560
no they should not but I would eat it

976
01:02:57,560 --> 01:02:59,560
I wouldn't

977
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:02,560
yeah tuna yes

978
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:03,560
okay next one

979
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,560
I'm sorry I'm a fish lover

980
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,560
you can like it Rob that's fine with me

981
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,560
I'm a Pisces

982
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:15,560
I'm a Pisces how can I not like fish food

983
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:18,560
I'm a Scorpio and I hate fish and I'm a water sign

984
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,560
so anyhow

985
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,560
well then how the hell do we get along all these years

986
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:24,560
I don't know

987
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:26,560
suddenly I don't like you

988
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:28,560
I don't like your water sign that's how

989
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:32,560
I don't like you anymore you like tuna noodle casserole I can't

990
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:33,560
no I'm joking

991
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:34,560
we get along

992
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:39,560
that's how we get along but to me that Pisces of them

993
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,560
whatever you are

994
01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:44,560
I'm a Scorpio and anyhow

995
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:48,560
it's on the side in the water we're alright

996
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:49,560
we get along

997
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:50,560
yeah no I'm just

998
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:51,560
we survive

999
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:52,560
look

1000
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:53,560
I look I mean

1001
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:56,560
you and I personally

1002
01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,560
we get along better than that we know that

1003
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:01,560
yeah I think it has no bearing

1004
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:04,560
it has no bearing on anything

1005
01:04:04,560 --> 01:04:05,560
we will not be known as

1006
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:06,560
yeah

1007
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:10,560
alright next one is liver and onions and this is the final one and I agree with

1008
01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:12,560
it 100% and I know you do too

1009
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:16,560
because it mentions the word liver

1010
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,560
uh

1011
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:20,560
uh no no no

1012
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,560
alright that's all from the list

1013
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:26,560
so Rob we turn to you you got something you want to uh

1014
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:30,560
insert here

1015
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:33,560
uh I'm sorry for that out after that

1016
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:36,560
because you got my stomach hurting

1017
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:41,560
well how about

1018
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:46,560
how about if I go to my own paper what I gotta do is read it

1019
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:47,560
okay

1020
01:04:47,560 --> 01:04:50,560
and try not to throw up after yours

1021
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:53,560
cause I'm so remember

1022
01:04:53,560 --> 01:05:02,560
uh four memorable cover songs by country artists that were good as the original

1023
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:05,560
that sounds cool

1024
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:09,560
and it's country but now

1025
01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,560
can you guess where this is coming from

1026
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,560
American songwriter

1027
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:17,560
you got it buddy

1028
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:19,560
I will love this

1029
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:20,560
I know I know

1030
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,560
I gotta come out with American

1031
01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:26,560
if I ever have any question if you love me or not you come up with American songwriter

1032
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:29,560
and I can rest easy knowing that you love me

1033
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:33,560
and it's pretty much every episode so you know

1034
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:37,560
I'll talk you out of your head whether your wife says or not

1035
01:05:37,560 --> 01:05:41,560
I'm bare bottom does that make a difference

1036
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:43,560
don't tell her I said that

1037
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:46,560
no I'm not gonna I'm not gonna

1038
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:51,560
look like I said she does not listen to this this is not her stuff

1039
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,560
so I mean you know

1040
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:55,560
uh anyhow

1041
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,560
it's probably a good thing

1042
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:01,560
I sleep bare bottom my porky pig is that okay

1043
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:06,560
I don't know you have to ask your wife about that

1044
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:08,560
well you said you're gonna tuck me in

1045
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:12,560
so I sleep with my ass up I put my ass in the air

1046
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,560
I don't care

1047
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:19,560
I sleep with my well you're the one that said you're gonna tuck me in you care if my ass is hanging out

1048
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:21,560
all nice and pink

1049
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:22,560
I don't care

1050
01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:23,560
uh lurched out

1051
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:24,560
I don't care

1052
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:29,560
I sleep with my head down and my ass pumped up out

1053
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:31,560
that was years ago

1054
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:33,560
I don't know

1055
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:36,560
anyhow Rob go ahead with this list

1056
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,560
that was like almost 40 years ago

1057
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:41,560
let's go ahead and go with this list

1058
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:43,560
almost 40 years dude

1059
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:44,560
I know

1060
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:46,560
did you believe

1061
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:47,560
oh no

1062
01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:50,560
next year

1063
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:54,560
well March 5th this coming year

1064
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:57,560
we will have known each other 40 years

1065
01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:59,560
can you believe that

1066
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:01,560
unfortunately yes

1067
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:02,560
I can believe it

1068
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,560
1986

1069
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:07,560
okay guys two more

1070
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:09,560
no we met in 85

1071
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,560
yeah we did it was 85

1072
01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:13,560
85 is when we met

1073
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:14,560
wow

1074
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:15,560
yeah

1075
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:20,560
that will be my 40th my 40th uh my 40th anniversary

1076
01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:22,560
we've known each other 40 years dude

1077
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:25,560
that's gonna be my 40th anniversary for a graduating class

1078
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,560
that's gonna be scary

1079
01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:31,560
well actually I've seen a lot of people that I graduated with it is scary

1080
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,560
I'm telling you

1081
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:36,560
I don't know what they did in life but it did not help them

1082
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:39,560
well before you graduated March 5th

1083
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:40,560
it was my birthday

1084
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:42,560
I met you

1085
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:43,560
March 5th

1086
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,560
wow cool

1087
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:47,560
I'm sure I cracked you in the balls on your birthday

1088
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,560
didn't I

1089
01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:54,560
no no not the first night you waited

1090
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,560
waited a couple nights okay alright

1091
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:58,560
you seem cool

1092
01:07:58,560 --> 01:07:59,560
you guys

1093
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:01,560
you and John were nice

1094
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:05,560
you and John and Jimmy and all them were

1095
01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:07,560
nice and introduced to me

1096
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:09,560
uh huh

1097
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:11,560
but then after that you got shit

1098
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:14,560
I was like I guess I was like

1099
01:08:14,560 --> 01:08:17,560
the lonely kid whatever

1100
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:18,560
well what

1101
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:22,560
I surprised you guys I was more than what you thought

1102
01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:23,560
you were you

1103
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:24,560
I was a partier

1104
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:25,560
you enjoyed our mischief

1105
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,560
I was a partier you did not know it

1106
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:30,560
you enjoyed you enjoyed our mischief

1107
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:31,560
you were part of it

1108
01:08:31,560 --> 01:08:34,560
oh god I love you guys

1109
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:35,560
well we love you too

1110
01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:38,560
I'm part of you and John brothers always

1111
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:40,560
yep

1112
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,560
yeah those are good times definitely

1113
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,560
alright American songwriter let's get this thing back on track

1114
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:50,560
yeah the four memorable cover songs by Tungent

1115
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:54,560
or this that were as good as the original

1116
01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:57,560
okay

1117
01:08:57,560 --> 01:09:00,560
okay first up

1118
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:06,560
Ronnie Milsach cover of Am I Losing You

1119
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,560
that's a good choice

1120
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:16,560
Ronnie Milsach times in the charts back in 1981 with his take on Am I Losing You

1121
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:23,560
the track itself was originally written and performed by Jim Rivers in 1957

1122
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,560
I have no problems with that

1123
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:40,560
Reese first recorded managed to hit number three on the country charts back in like 57

1124
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:41,560
okay

1125
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:49,560
and his recorded version of the song from 1950 had number eight

1126
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:56,560
Milsach did a great job but there's nothing quite like the original

1127
01:09:56,560 --> 01:10:06,560
so Ronnie Milsach's version of Am I Losing You did not hit the top charts

1128
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:10,560
wow I would have thought it did

1129
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,560
it seemed pretty popular

1130
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:15,560
yeah it did I remember

1131
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:16,560
yeah

1132
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:17,560
I remember

1133
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:23,560
actually at the time I thought it was original it was not

1134
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:25,560
okay

1135
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:37,560
okay next we have George Brooks cover of Calling Baton Rouge

1136
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:39,560
okay

1137
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:44,560
this was a shocker because it was so close together

1138
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:56,560
this one memorable cover song that bands may not know was pinned by a different country artist

1139
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:58,560
okay

1140
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:04,560
so Brooks did an excellent job calling Baton Rouge back in the 90s

1141
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,560
okay

1142
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:16,560
and he did hit number two on the country charts and it performs a song live on tour today

1143
01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:23,560
the version by Newgrass Revival

1144
01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:27,560
that was a band that originally released it

1145
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:37,560
Newgrass Revival was also a top 40 chart topper back in 1989

1146
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,560
okay

1147
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:52,560
Brooks took it to a step further asking the members of OG band to record the song with him for his 1993 album and pieces

1148
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:53,560
wow

1149
01:11:53,560 --> 01:12:00,560
so this song came out on this album and pieces

1150
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:05,560
but he used the original band to do it

1151
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,560
I never knew that

1152
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:11,560
I'm a major old Garth Brooks fan

1153
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:13,560
especially in that time

1154
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:15,560
I did not know that

1155
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:20,560
I'm unfamiliar so I don't know what to say so I'll take your word

1156
01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:23,560
no I know the song and everything

1157
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:28,560
I just did not know this other band did it

1158
01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:30,560
four years early

1159
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:32,560
okay

1160
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:40,560
and then they collaborated with him to put the song out on his album

1161
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:41,560
wow

1162
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:42,560
same band

1163
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:44,560
that's pretty good

1164
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,560
Newgrass Revival

1165
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:48,560
you want to hear them? Check them out

1166
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:49,560
yep

1167
01:12:49,560 --> 01:12:52,560
what's the name? What's them up on YouTube?

1168
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:54,560
after the show

1169
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:57,560
uh next up

1170
01:12:57,560 --> 01:13:03,560
Dolly Parton's cover of But You Know I Love You

1171
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:07,560
yeah that's a good one

1172
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:09,560
everybody loves them

1173
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:10,560
yep

1174
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:20,560
this song was originally written by Mike Settle in 1969 for Kenny Rogers

1175
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:24,560
whom he was in a band with

1176
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:29,560
as well as Bill Anderson

1177
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:39,560
Parton's version from 1981 added a more feminine and notable Dolly Flair to the song

1178
01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:44,560
cool

1179
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:47,560
so it was yeah it was adjusted

1180
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:52,560
it was originally done by Kenny Rogers in fact

1181
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:53,560
okay

1182
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:57,560
so I'll have to look to I forget the name of the band at the time

1183
01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:58,560
okay

1184
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:03,560
which I should know I should know the name of that band

1185
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:06,560
okay last one

1186
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:07,560
okay

1187
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:18,560
and seeing how these are songs from country

1188
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:23,560
what do you think the last one is? The last remake

1189
01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:26,560
is it a Johnny Cash?

1190
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:28,560
yep

1191
01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:31,560
Waylon Jennings?

1192
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:34,560
yep way off way off

1193
01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:37,560
I don't know go ahead

1194
01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:39,560
okay I'll go into it

1195
01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:40,560
okay

1196
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:44,560
and there's the last one on American Songwriter

1197
01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:45,560
okay

1198
01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:47,560
number four

1199
01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:53,560
is Ruben McIntyre's cover of Fancy?

1200
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:55,560
oh okay

1201
01:14:55,560 --> 01:15:00,560
alright okay good okay I'm great with that

1202
01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:01,560
just didn't think about it

1203
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:04,560
this famous tune

1204
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:10,560
okay this famous tune is one of Ruben McIntyre's most well known songs to date

1205
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:15,560
it climbed the charts very quickly back in 1991

1206
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:16,560
yep

1207
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:19,560
and it still had some listening power today

1208
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:25,560
however it was actually her song

1209
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:34,560
Fancy was originally written and recorded by singer Bobby Gentry back in 1969

1210
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:36,560
okay I'm gonna leave it right there

1211
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:37,560
okay

1212
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:40,560
because I know both songs I know both songs

1213
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:47,560
I grew up with I grew up with the original you did too

1214
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:48,560
cool

1215
01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:51,560
and then Reba come out with it and I'm gonna tell you what

1216
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:52,560
uh huh

1217
01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:54,560
I love Reba

1218
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:55,560
I do too

1219
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:56,560
she's awesome

1220
01:15:56,560 --> 01:16:03,560
she did a magnificent rendition of that song

1221
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:07,560
I love the original by Bobby Gentry

1222
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:17,560
but Reba just knocked down the park and brought it back to life and put it back on the charts

1223
01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:18,560
cool

1224
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:20,560
so my opinion

1225
01:16:20,560 --> 01:16:21,560
that's cool

1226
01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:25,560
all right wow thank you Rob that was a very good list

1227
01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:26,560
okay

1228
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:32,560
like I said I'm gonna have a special report hopefully next week if not

1229
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:39,560
I've got emails that I got to do I've got Ask Padlands I got a list of Ask Padlands we got got to get to

1230
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:42,560
but I'm going to do a special report on the evils of the kale

1231
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:43,560
yeah we do

1232
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:50,560
the kale industry and its evilness and how its deception and its rise to evil power and its fall

1233
01:16:50,560 --> 01:16:56,560
yeah yeah you and I are both on the Ask Padlands these days

1234
01:16:56,560 --> 01:17:01,560
yes we are we got 11 of them again and now I have two I had to put on hold

1235
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:04,560
so a lot of Ask Padlands going to be ahead

1236
01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:06,560
let's do that tomorrow night

1237
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:07,560
okay

1238
01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:10,560
oh no the night of Sunday we got to do it Tuesday

1239
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:13,560
so yeah Tuesday night we'll do the Ask Padlands

1240
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:17,560
and once we're done that we'll try to get to the emails that sound good

1241
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:18,560
yeah

1242
01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:24,560
all right everybody oh hi grandma Opal hi Jimmy hi Ricky

1243
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:28,560
hi grandma hi Jimmy hi Ricky

1244
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:32,560
Dodge City Kansas rah rah rah we love you guys hope you guys are doing well

1245
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:36,560
you guys are dodging the storms because pretty much every one of them are moving my way

1246
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:41,560
they've been getting some Ask Padlands with Mother Nature I can tell you that so

1247
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:49,560
yeah well I think they're going I think the storms are hitting up or going between you and me honestly

1248
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:53,560
yeah they are they are yep they're gonna split to the north or the south

1249
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:55,560
I hate to say that

1250
01:17:55,560 --> 01:18:01,560
although we did get over the last two days we probably got about three inches of rain

1251
01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:06,560
we've been getting them at night been a pretty interesting phenomenon that's for sure so anyhow

1252
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:11,560
yeah we did get ours at night too but they ain't been near that

1253
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:18,560
oh we we'd last night the storms are not severe but they were some really loud ones that kind of got your attention

1254
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:26,560
anyhow the night before we had some loud ones too but nothing severe just really really localized heavy rain lightning thunder a little bit of wind

1255
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:29,560
so nothing to complain about that's for sure

1256
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:33,560
except all the limbs in my yard we got a lot of trees in our yard and it sucks ass

1257
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:39,560
I mean I love the trees but man they produce a lot of sticks so

1258
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:41,560
Hey Amy come up and help me clean it up

1259
01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:43,560
Hell yeah come on up

1260
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:48,560
You would love it, you and I both would love it we know that

1261
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:49,560
Hell yeah

1262
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:50,560
That's a stupid question

1263
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:55,560
Yep you gotta wear your loin cloth that's on your jigsaw puzzle

1264
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:57,560
Is that a deal?

1265
01:18:57,560 --> 01:19:00,560
Pick up twigs in your backyard definitely

1266
01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:04,560
Yes you gotta wear your loin cloth and I will wear

1267
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:11,560
I will wear a floral skirt, does that sound good?

1268
01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:16,560
With a durag, with no shirt and a durag and cowboy boots

1269
01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:18,560
It'll look fantastic

1270
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:21,560
Alright everybody thank you for listening good night assholes

1271
01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:24,560
Good night assholes

1272
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:32,560
Oh no looks like the show's over kids Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic

1273
01:19:32,560 --> 01:20:00,560
Fear not assholes they'll be back invading your ear holes soon