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Jesus.

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If a tomato is a fruit, then does that mean ketchup is actually a jam?

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The Apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Okay, it's post-apocalypse and you're walking down the barren wasteland that used to be a city.

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What you do then is you find a patch of concrete, you rub the top of the can for five minutes, then you go to the middle of the can and squeeze it and it should pop right open.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Thank you all for joining us tonight. I say tonight because we record this in the evening.

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It's a beautiful evening in Kansas City. It's like, it was hot today. It was like 90, but there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of humidity and there's a good breeze.

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I really enjoyed it outside. I'm not saying you're not going to sweat outside when you're out there, but I'm saying it's not suffocating like a typical July or August afternoon around here.

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Not yet. That's coming in a couple of days I saw.

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And it's coming for you guys too, Rob.

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Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm bracing myself.

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Yeah, yeah. You're working in a metal shop?

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Not a lot of fun. Can you have much of a...

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I'm cutting steel and they're using welders. Yeah, we produce heat.

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Yes. And also, can you have much of a fan? Back when I used to weld in a shop, you couldn't have too much of a fan on you. It couldn't have too much airflow because it would blow your arc.

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Yeah, so that's another problem with that.

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Well, I count my blessings because I'm not out in that show anymore.

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I'm a years-out element.

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I'll tell you what, I've been to plenty of...we call them primitive job sites where everything there...for some reason you had to put in the skeleton of the structural steel or the architectural metal or whatever.

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What we had to do had to be married to the frame somehow of the building.

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And that's a primitive job site and that is everything runs off generators, so there's no fan or no air. And it's 110 degrees outside.

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And you're in Texas and the humidity is about, I don't know, 90 percent.

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I've never sweat like that in my whole life. I sweat so much that I quit sweating. I thought I was having a heat stroke.

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I just needed to drink more water. So, I mean, all my clothes just look like I wet myself.

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It was...yeah. I do not miss that at all. So, anyhow.

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All right. Well, I guess we'll go ahead and get this thing started here.

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In the certain God loves this department, angels and trumpets to boot.

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Are you ready for this? Yeah. Are you ready for this? All right.

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I need to hear some angels and trumpets.

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All right. Well, you're going to hear them. Crispy Cream has four new donut dot flavors.

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Yeah. Yeah. I get a smile on you, won't it? Hell yeah. All right.

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We're heading the right way. OK.

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Crispy Cream is also doing a special that if you order anything, you can add them on for a dollar with any purchase.

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You can pick between powdered and original glazed donut, tossed in powdered sugar.

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Cinnamon and original glazed donut, tossed in cinnamon powder.

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Sprinkled and original glazed donut, whole tossed in a rainbow candy sprinkle.

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And finally, cookie crumb, which is a glazed donut whole tossed in cookie crumb topping and sprinkled in a sweet powder mix.

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That right there is what I think.

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There they are. Right there they are.

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That came from the lair of Satan right there. That thing.

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Yeah. But we were still hearing trumpets, though, because, you know, we don't we don't. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.

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So anyhow, sounds good to me.

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So next up here, Rob, we have idiots throwing money at anything again.

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This is not your dad's flip flops.

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You know, that he's trying to play hacky sack with back in the day.

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Well, this would be us actually, Rob.

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The flip flops you tried to play hacky sack in, you end up tearing them up, right?

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You know, just the cheap ones from Walmart. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Not the ones. Not not those. Not the ones your mom wore to go out and get the mail.

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These are designer flip flops.

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And Rob, you can go for a nice pair of Prada that will only run you a measly nine hundred and twenty five bucks.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Really?

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Yeah. Hello. Instant instant interest. Right, Rob.

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Yeah. Or you can get a Gianni Vito Rossi pair for nine hundred ninety five measly dollars.

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That's only one paycheck. Yeah. Yeah.

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But you can but you can always go for the more affordable route with a Christian labroutine for only three hundred fifty dollars, Rob.

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OK. Now we're getting there.

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I have a better idea, Rob. Does your dad love bacon?

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Every dad loves bacon. Right. OK.

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Well, I mean, I know I know both our dads are past, but like I'm talking about us right now because Father's Day.

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Right. So if your dad and I'm talking to everybody out there that has a father that's living, does your dad love bacon?

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Of course, everybody's dad loves bacon. OK.

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That way he can go ahead and get that one last meal in before, you know, before he has to eat a little bit cleaner.

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So you can have buy one, get one baconators all Father's Day weekend at Wendy's, Rob.

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How about that? Oh, wow. Yep. Yep. I know where I'm going.

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Oh, yeah. Me too. I'm going to take three and probably come back and get a couple of others.

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So anyhow, other stuff department. Get new Internet service sucks.

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Bad. The sole reason people don't switch more often is, you know, this is personal experience as I'm in currently switching Internet services.

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And it just fucking blows. I'm telling you, the sole reason that people don't switch in Internet more.

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They'll pay a higher price is because they don't want to go through this bullshit that I'm going through now.

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And they everyone sends you this kit and they're like, oh, no, no big deal, man. Yeah. Yeah.

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Couple of plugins. Right. Hit this button. Bam. There you go. Great Internet. No, never works like that.

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So I get there and it's there's like 10 different pieces.

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You got to connect this router to that and then the modem and then the modem has to be plugged in a certain area.

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You have to have to have enough coaxial cable, which sucks because I didn't know that when I first ordered it.

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Coaxial cable. If I heard the name coaxial cable, I would have said no immediately because that shit just gets in the way.

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It's horrible. I mean, it's like, you know, coaxial, right?

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It's a big round wire, basically, that I mean, it's just it looks horrible and you have to walk around it. You can trip over it really easy.

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You have to try to tuck it in the corner or you have to staple it to the wall or something.

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And I just so anyhow, so I got all that shit going on. So anyhow,

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so I'm you know, I'm one step away from tethering all my 5G cell phone because I have tethering, right?

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My 5G cell phone is as fast as anything, anything that I can get in the house or anywhere.

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And so, I mean, I could actually tether it.

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But the problem is when I leave no Internet service and there's people here, right?

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Otherwise, I would just tether it. I mean, I think that's the way to go because unlimited plan.

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It's 5G lightning quick. And I mean, it would work. I tried it on my computer. I tried it on the TVs.

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It works. You could tether it on there if you wanted to. So anyhow, that's what I would do, but I can't.

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So, you know, when I'm not at home, you know, you're not going to be able to get Internet. So that sucks.

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So here's what I'm saying here. The neighbors 5G overlaps and mine overlaps into them.

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My 5G home network goes three houses down one way and two houses the other way.

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It's a strong enough connection to connect on. So what I'm saying is strike a deal with somebody.

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So, hey, I can connect on your 5G. You give me a password and I'll come over and like, we'd eat for you or something.

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It's a little barter system, right? I mean, I don't know why more people don't do it because the neighbors 5G is like spot on in my house.

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I get four bars. I mean, it's not that much far different than my 5G going to their house.

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So anyhow, but we just so happen to have a couple of new neighbors and I don't know them that well.

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But, you know, maybe in time I'll go ask them. Who knows? Or maybe I'll just go ahead and suck it up

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and put this coaxial cable down and be mad at it and be pissed off the whole time I have it

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and then eventually get rid of it in a year because I'm sick of it. That's probably it, right Rob?

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That's probably what's going to happen.

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That's what's going to happen. We all know this. So anyhow, anyhow, I have a couple of tips.

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All right. So, you know, tornado season has come and I mean, it's still around a little bit,

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but it's not as vivid as it was a month ago, right? Well, here's a tip for tornado season, okay?

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Every time you expect severe weather and you never know if one of those natives are going to pop down

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and fucking smack you one, you know, just for the hell of it, okay? Put a hot dog in your pocket.

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You know why, Rob? Why? The service dog will find you first.

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You know what? Ta-da! That's a good idea. Yeah. That is. Yes. That's a good idea.

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That service dog's going to be like, mm-hmm, people, hot dog, hot dog. I'm going this way.

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I'm going to act like it's a person, but I'm going to go eat this hot dog.

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So, so the search dog will find you first if you put a hot dog in your pocket.

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Speaking of dogs. Wow. A work of genius, isn't it? And it's that simple. Yes, it is.

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Speaking of dogs, ladies, if your boyfriend lives with you and he is not working,

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make him sit on the porch until you get home from work.

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Those are my public service announcements for the day. Rob, we turn to you.

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All right, well, I'm going to start tonight out with another dumbass.

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There are plenty of them. Yeah. Oh, is he going to get an ass-paddling?

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Is this guy going to be on the ass-paddling? Ah, I'll let you decide.

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Okay, well, yeah, go ahead and do it. And then there.

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Okay, the moment seemed destined for internet fame.

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A Michigan courtroom waited for the appearance of the defendant and a suspended driver's license case.

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Then he appeared on screen while driving his car.

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The shop judge asked, Mr. Harris, are you driving?

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The oblivious man said, actually, I'm pulling you into my doctor's office.

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Just give me one second. I'm parking right now.

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Asked badly. No, he paddled his own ass. Agreed?

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Yeah, Michigan live streamed its court hearings.

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Judge Simpson's flabbergasted response to Corey Harris driving during his suspended license hearing became a viral sensation.

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Harris, oh my God, response when he finally realized his mistake even became in him.

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The judge wasn't adding it. He immediately revoked Harris' bail and ordered him to turn himself into county jail by 6 p.m. that day.

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Some people felt sorry for Harris, who was trying to get to a doctor appointment.

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But the Detroit metro area was notoriously poor public transit.

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What's more, it emerged that Michigan originally issued a license suspension when Harris failed to pay child support, a practice that has votes divided.

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It's a good way to get someone's attention when they owe child support, but if it keeps them from getting to work, how are they supposed to make money and pay child support?

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That's an ongoing battle. I lived through it a few years myself.

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Yeah, you know, I mean, really, how are they supposed to come up with money? That's true. I mean, yeah, you got to get back and forth to work.

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Yeah, but they have the right to suspend your driver's license.

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There's got to be. You want my money, let me get to work. Sometimes some places don't have public transit.

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Well, today, OK, here's what I'm saying right here. And this may be an option.

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It depends on how egregious the person is that does the crime.

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Like if he's out getting fucked up every night and killing children with his car, then no.

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But if this guy needs to get back and forth to work, we have cameras everywhere and we have the ability for a judge to watch them do anything.

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Right. So quite simply, and the guy has to pay for it. He has to pay a fee for this. And that's just for being a stupid ass fee.

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And to cover the costs of the judge watching the camera while you go to work and back.

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So you are to turn that on and then you you know, you go to work and when you're at work, you turn it off.

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So you have it something that we're whenever the car runs. And I'll explain what I'm saying here in a minute.

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I had this happen to me in Westport a long time ago.

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No, it's fine. OK. OK, so they can rig up something like that.

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OK, so car starts, camera goes on.

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Judge like Mr. Henderson. Yeah.

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OK, go ahead and go in and start your route in home.

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And then, you know, then he goes drive straight home. The judge is like, OK, he's been a good boy.

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He went straight home. And I know this will work because this is back in the 90s.

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OK, and I'm walking out of Buzzard Beach. OK.

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And my car is way down there. You know, Westport, right?

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My car is like almost on the plaza because it was so busy at night.

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I had to walk literally about a half mile to get to Buzzard Beach.

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So I'm walking to my car and this really hot chick goes, Hey, hey.

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And I'm like, yeah. She goes, come here. I'm like, OK.

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And I go over there and she goes, will you blow into this hose?

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I need to get home. Yeah. Yeah.

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And I'm like, oh, shit. I'm like, no, man. Fuck. No.

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If you go and kill somebody, they're going to look on camera somewhere.

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I mean, there were still there's cameras then they're going to or you're going to rat me out because you're in trouble.

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No, I'm not doing it. I walked off.

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I mean, and she was pretty damn hot, dude. And I'll tell you what, a lot of people would have done it.

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A lot of a lot of men would have been like, hell yeah.

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Hey, where are you going after this? You know, so anyhow.

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Yeah, I just could not believe that.

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But back the whole point is, is in the 90s, they had a car that you had to blow into a tube to make sure that you're not drunk.

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So they could do this really easily with a camera and a judge or maybe not even a judge.

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Yeah. You could have people appointed from the courthouse, a clerk, whatever.

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And then they all take duty watching these people go to work.

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I mean, I think there could be a reasonable solution like that.

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What do you think, Rob?

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Well, they could drop them to with a computer system.

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That's that's a good point. Absolutely. Yeah. Yep.

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And and and have it in the computer system to where these people are allowed to drive here and back to here.

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And that's it. Yeah. That's a good point, Rob.

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You probably wouldn't need a camera. That's a good point.

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Go ahead. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah.

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And then the computers did sound me along.

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If they go too far out of bounds, I mean, you can understand stopping at the grocery store on the way home.

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You know, but as long as it's within working hours, you know, they take the word something out.

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Yeah. You know, it's even harder to get a hardship license with that.

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No, I've heard that. I've known people that had to get that.

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And it's really hard to get a hardship license.

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And also, you know, they owe child support. So what are you supposed to do?

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Then if you don't pay the child support because you can't get to work, you go to jail.

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And then that the person is no good at all once they go to jail because they're not paying.

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They're not paying for that kid.

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The purpose is so the kid can have basic necessities and live a decent life.

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That's why child support is there.

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So why are they busy trying to take that away?

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It's like they're too busy trying to do punishment over just doing the right thing.

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That's the way I kind of see it.

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I mean, maybe they're a little bit more involved in some situations, but I don't know.

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I kind of see it like that.

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The next step after that is jail.

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Yeah, so most of them are going to behave.

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Yeah, it's like jail or go to work every day and only work.

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But then if you get driving off, get a driving off suspended, you're looking at jail there too.

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So, you know.

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So I don't know.

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To me, it just seems like in this my own personal opinion, I know there's people that go out there and kill families.

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That's a whole different issue.

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If someone needs to go to work to pay child support, I think we need to find a way that they can get to work that they can afford.

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Because not everybody can Uber.

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A friend of mine at work, he had his brother wreck his car or no, I think I think it's a cousin, but it doesn't matter.

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Wreck his car and give it back to him and Uber into work every day while he tries to find a car is insane.

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Because sometimes he has to pay 40 bucks because it's a peak hour when he gets off work.

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Oh, yeah.

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And I'm like, fuck. So you're taking a big chunk of your check and wiping your ass with it every day.

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So, yeah, I was like, man.

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So anyhow, I hope you can do what I said.

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There's like there's a deal where you can borrow from your 401k and you pay yourself back 10 percent.

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I suggested that.

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Hopefully that works for him.

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You know, and like I said, you know, you could go to a bank, but you're going to be paying them.

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I don't know, at least seven or eight for a car.

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Oh, you know, or something like that when you can be paying yourself 10 percent interest into your 401k plus what you borrowed.

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That's a win win deal, I think.

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So anyhow, but but OK, let's take our first break unless you have any more you want to add to that.

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No, no, that's all I had on that.

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OK, I think we pretty much covered everything we could think of. But like always.

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Yeah, I think we did.

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OK, like always, you have a different opinion or you think I'm full of shit or Rob's full of shit or both of us.

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Do speak 66 at Yahoo dot com.

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And when we come back, I'm going to touch on something that a friend of mine knows quite a bit about podcasting and radio.

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And that's all I'm going to say.

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I'm going to talk about what I've heard from people who have told me.

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OK, and I was quite surprised by it.

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So we'll be right back.

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Next up, things over heard in this one has the top 10 spots on Billboard 100.

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Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

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Do you believe in love at first sight?

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No, no, no, no.

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Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

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We offer you first world problems.

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Oh, shit.

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Look at that drive through line.

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Surely would don't expect me to actually have to go in.

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This sucks.

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M.X. What the hell happened?

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You were the generation of change.

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You never wanted to be one of them.

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At the feet. Spoke for you.

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Hunk the man. Hunk the system.

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What the hell happened?

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The generation of angst.

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The generation of noncompliance.

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Is now buying a boat.

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You're really fed up to kill someone who dangled a dollar near you.

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Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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You are just like a cloud. It's a beautiful day when you disappear.

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Hi all. This is Chicago.

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I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

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Oh yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer, bitch.

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Introducing Rob Rad's new book.

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Two deuce bags and microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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I'm funny because of the oral surgery.

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So contractually, he can't say anything.

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But he said, I was telling him about the emails we get.

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And he said that that is unusual to have that much audience participation.

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He said that radio stations don't get that.

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He was amazed. I was telling him about some of them.

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I was like this one, this one, this one.

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And people that regularly write.

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He said that we're doing something right is what he said.

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He said we're making people interested in what we're talking about and enthralling them, I guess.

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And he was really impressed with it.

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And I was like, wow, it really made me feel good.

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Because the way he talks, he said hardly anyone gets emails.

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He said, you know, he said a lot of radio shows, they come up with emails.

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They just make them up.

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And let me make this clear here.

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Yeah, the Montrose ones.

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Yeah, there's theater involved in that.

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Or trying to be theater, yes.

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But most of the emails are from someone that I don't think we know.

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And he was really impressed with that.

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And he said we're doing something right.

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So what do you think, Rob?

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Well, I'm glad to hear that we're doing something right.

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Number one, it kind of makes me wonder if it's because we're like two regular Joe guys.

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We work like everybody else and we're down to earth.

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You know what?

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That's a great point, Rob.

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That is a great point.

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And maybe that's it, we're very relatable even though I didn't really see it like that.

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I think I'm a weird guy.

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Maybe I'm not.

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I don't know.

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So yeah, I mean.

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Hey, we all have our skeletons.

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Yeah, well, mine's not even necessarily skeletons.

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It's just I think I'm an odd guy.

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I just do.

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But I don't think or do things like a lot of people do the way I see it.

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But if I'm that relatable, maybe I'm not.

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Maybe I'm not that different than everybody else, I guess.

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So yeah, we're doing something right.

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And you're probably right.

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There's probably a lot to that.

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People hear what we're talking about.

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They're like, yeah, OK, I get that.

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And also another thing I think is and correct me if you think I'm wrong, but I think because we don't get too serious and we don't get too political and we try not to ruffle a lot of feathers

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and we try just to have fun, I think there's a certain amount of that where people are like, you know what?

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I like this.

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I can see it.

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I like it.

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I relate to it.

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And our numbers have been great for quite a while now.

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So anyhow, yeah, yeah.

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Thank you.

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Each and everybody.

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Yeah.

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And thank you.

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You know who you are.

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If you even listen to our podcast, I asked him one time about it.

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He's like, I didn't really get a chance to listen.

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Like, OK, well, thanks for the advice.

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And no, he's a good guy.

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And I mean, I know why he doesn't listen to our podcast.

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He has to oversee so many of them.

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He doesn't care.

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And I get it.

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So anyhow, that's cool.

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All right, Rob, how would you like free root beer floats for life?

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Oh, God, that'd be a dream come true.

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Well, you have to be 100 years old, but it can happen.

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America's oldest fast food restaurant celebrates its 105th birthday with Grand

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Fluencer, Batty Winkle, and a sweet deal for the greatest generation.

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The greatest generation is, of course, the generation before the boomers.

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And all of them would probably be late 90s or 100s, right?

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OK, Batty Winkle is a grand influencer.

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You know, a social influencer.

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This is a grandma that is an influencer.

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And she calls herself a grand influencer.

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And she's got a lot of people reading her stuff.

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She's pretty interesting.

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And she is from the greatest generation.

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June 10th, 2024, A&W restaurants, America's oldest franchise restaurant chain,

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is celebrating its 105th birthday with a sweet new offering for America's

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often overlooked greatest generation.

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Starting this month, anyone 100 years or older will receive free root beer floats

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for life.

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I mean, that's cool.

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I mean, I mean, someone could live to be 110.

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They could get maybe 10 if they're eating, you know, if they can eat like that.

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I don't know. They may be diabetic or I don't know.

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No, diabetic people probably don't live that long.

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Sorry, but it's probably true.

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But OK, that's I think that's pretty good gimmick, but I think it's also cool.

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On June 20, 2019, A&W co-founder Roy W. Allen opened his first.

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Did I say 1919 or did I say 2019?

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OK, it's not June 20.

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Oh, I think OK, I think I did say I was going by June 20.

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June 20, 1919, A&W co-founder Roy W. Allen opened his first root beer stand

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in Lodi, California, during a homecoming celebration for World War I veterans.

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Today, 105 years later, A&W continues to sell the same famous root beer

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fresh made in restaurants around the world and their iconic root beer floats

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in frosty glass mugs.

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And wasn't that the best, Rob, the frosty glass mugs?

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Didn't that just make it?

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Oh my God, yes.

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Oh, geez, I hear angels and trumpets.

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That was nothing better.

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Oh, I know.

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And I need to find an A&W so I can get one of them.

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I mean, just reading this and I'm like, man, I want one.

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The brand also continues to support military veterans through its ongoing work

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with disabled American veterans.

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Dav, everyone knows that one, I'm pretty sure.

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We love our fans of all ages, said Liz Basner, vice president of marketing

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and innovation for A&W restaurants.

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But there are around 108,000 centurions in the U.S. that brands overlook.

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And I agree with her.

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You know, like, you know what, Rob, you're in my generation.

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From what I read, advertisers don't even go for us.

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We already bought our houses and our cars, and they don't give a shit.

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They're trying to get younger than us.

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You see?

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But I think that's a big mistake.

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And let me put it like this, okay?

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And I noticed this.

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Car commercial, boat commercial, something of value that you're going to make payments on,

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they use Classic Rock in their advertisement.

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Why is that? Why is that?

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Yes, they say they're trying to sell to a younger generation,

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but I think there's something, too, always playing, I don't know, like CCR or something.

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And the younger generation, they don't know who the hell CCR is.

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That's just like if me and you were going to buy a car when we were younger, in our 20s,

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and they played Glenn Miller.

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We'd be like, what?

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Yeah, we'd be like, what the fuck is that?

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No, get that out of here.

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I mean, we would even be cool with the Beatles, you know,

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or Arthur Fiedler in the Boston Pops or something, right?

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And you're like, what the hell?

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I think there's something to it.

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And I don't know why they would just come right out and say, we're not even targeting you guys.

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But playing our music, per se, or maybe even the Boomers music.

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I mean, really, that's not even really our music, X's music.

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I mean, our music would have been more like, I don't know, Ozzy and Motley to Nirvana to Alice in Chains, right?

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Because we grew up a little bit after.

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I don't know.

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I still consider stuff like CCR and foreign and sticks and all that.

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I still love them.

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I still consider them classic, though.

437
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000
I do, too.

438
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000
I love them.

439
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000
I mean, and a lot of that prog rock that came out, you don't get.

440
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
I mean, they just don't do music like that anymore.

441
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:38,000
The hard rock that they did, the psychedelic rock, like what I consider Deep Purple to be, almost metal, but not quite.

442
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
You know, with the organ and the guitar.

443
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:47,000
I mean, that's stuff that will never be replicated or duplicated ever again.

444
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Those are people with extreme talent coming up with this stuff.

445
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,000
And, you know, I don't know if the talent's even out there.

446
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,000
If the talent's out there, they're not playing our type of music anyhow, so it doesn't matter.

447
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:05,000
So, anyhow, this all originated from A&W Floats, and I think it's a pretty cool thing.

448
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
I think it's a good gesture.

449
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Even though the people may only do it for three years, one year, four years, or maybe not even get one at all, I love the sentiment.

450
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,000
And also, it helps A&W look better, too.

451
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:22,000
So, anyhow, I think it's a great idea.

452
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:28,000
I commend A&W, and bravo.

453
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Rob, we turn to you.

454
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Okay. Have you been noticing any semicolon tattoos?

455
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
No.

456
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:46,000
People, well, it's starting to become a thing.

457
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
A semicolon?

458
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,000
Yeah, a semicolon.

459
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Okay. I'm trying to figure out where this is going.

460
00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:10,000
It's a tattoo that has gained popularity in recent years, but unlike other random or mystizing trends, this one has a serious meaning behind it.

461
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:18,000
And no, it's not just a mark of a really committed grammar nerd.

462
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:26,000
The semicolon tattoo represents mental health struggles and the importance of suicide prevention.

463
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Okay.

464
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:44,000
They describe themselves as a movement dedicated to presenting hope and love to those who are struggling with depression, suicide addiction, and self-injury.

465
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:52,000
The project semicolon exists to encourage love and inspire.

466
00:38:52,000 --> 00:39:00,000
The semicolon is used when an author could have chosen to end their sentence, but chose not to.

467
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:06,000
The author is you, and the sentence is your life.

468
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Wow.

469
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000
So, yeah, I have been noticing.

470
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000
I'm going to start noticing.

471
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Now that you said something, I'm going to start noticing.

472
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:25,000
I mean, I just got numb to tattoos because everybody's got them, and they all look a lot the same.

473
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,000
You know, there's a lot of really great tattooists out there.

474
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
They're the colors.

475
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,000
You know, I just got to where I don't really look at them anymore.

476
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Yeah.

477
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Yeah, I mean.

478
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Yeah, they're getting them in different spots, like on the wrist.

479
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Here's one that has it on the side of the finger.

480
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:49,000
There's one that's got it on their ankle.

481
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,000
You know.

482
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Uh-huh.

483
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,000
It's just a little full of cold.

484
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Got a bunch of them on the wrist.

485
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Well, I'm going to start looking for that.

486
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
That's cool to know.

487
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Wow.

488
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Is there any more to that article, or is that it?

489
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Well, there's a lot more to it.

490
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Let's see.

491
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000
It's on Upworthy.

492
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:19,000
If anybody wants to read more about it, there's a lot more to read.

493
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,000
We just don't have time.

494
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000
One of those things.

495
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000
Yeah, yeah.

496
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Gotcha.

497
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Okay, thanks, Rob.

498
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000
I will start noticing that.

499
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,000
I'm just bringing it to the attention.

500
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000
That's cool.

501
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Thank you.

502
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000
Okay.

503
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Missouri is trying to help teens get off the vape.

504
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
The vape pen, right?

505
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:49,000
In Missouri, more teens are vaping than adults smoking.

506
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Do you know that?

507
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
I believe it.

508
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000
I do, too.

509
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Because everywhere you see, everywhere you see, kids are vaping.

510
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:05,000
And kids, I mean like teenagers, older teenagers, younger teenagers to young adults.

511
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000
That whole demographic there.

512
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
I see them with a vape pen everywhere.

513
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Missouri has a variety of helplines dedicated to helping teens with that habit if they choose to try to get off the vape pen,

514
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:27,000
which would probably be a good idea because I can tell you right now, they're no good and they're going to cause you problems coming up.

515
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Here's what I want to know, okay?

516
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Soon will parents be going to the corner store for some vape for their kids?

517
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
You know what I'm talking about?

518
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,000
The teen might have to write a note to the store attendant.

519
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Yeah.

520
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Yeah?

521
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Kind of a reversal?

522
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000
Yeah.

523
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Yeah, you know, like I remember growing up in northeast Kansas City,

524
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:56,000
and the Safeway that was open down there off of St. John and I forgot, Spruce maybe, something like that.

525
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,000
There was a Safeway there.

526
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Now it's like a Jehovah Witness Center or something.

527
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:07,000
But when me and my mom used to go to the Safeway there because I was in kindergarten, you know, half day I got home,

528
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000
she's like, all right, we're going to go to the store.

529
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:17,000
So I would go to the store with her, and all the time I'd see like Danny down the block, his mom smoked or his dad smoked.

530
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:22,000
And he'd come in with a letter here and it would say something like,

531
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:30,000
I need a Pell Mel hard box, camel soft pack, no filter.

532
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
And then he had the money.

533
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:38,000
He'd give the guy the money and the guy would give him the cigarettes and the change, and he would take the stuff home to his parents.

534
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
You remember that?

535
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Yep.

536
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Yeah.

537
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000
Well.

538
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000
That happened everywhere back then.

539
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:51,000
You know, I mean, I mean, yeah, I could see that happening like, hey, you go down there, give me a vape.

540
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
So anyhow, it's just something to think about.

541
00:42:53,000 --> 00:43:03,000
But, you know, anyhow, if you, you know, maybe you can run by and get a free float while you're getting there, you know, right?

542
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
You're probably nearing a hundred.

543
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Yeah.

544
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,000
You go by and get a free float and then bring them their vape pen.

545
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Yeah.

546
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
Be a nice little thing.

547
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,000
And then you can rub in how you got a free float and they had to pay for theirs or something.

548
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Right.

549
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Yeah.

550
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Yeah.

551
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:23,000
But anyhow, seriously, you may go to this is what you can do.

552
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
The helplines and everything.

553
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
And here's what they are.

554
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
Just to really, you know, make this seriously.

555
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:35,000
If someone is trying to quit in Missouri, I don't know if anyone can do it.

556
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000
I just know Missouri is doing this.

557
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
I don't know if you can be in Kansas and call.

558
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,000
I don't know how they would know, you know.

559
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:48,000
So, but seriously, you can go to my life, my quit dot com.

560
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:53,000
It's M-I-L-I-F-E-M-Y-Q-U-I-T dot com.

561
00:43:53,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Text start by my quit to 36072.

562
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:10,000
So you text the phrase start my quit to 36072.

563
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,000
That's how you text them.

564
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:19,000
And you can call them too at 855-891-9988.

565
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:23,000
You know, here's another thing too, Rob.

566
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Okay.

567
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,000
They just did cigarettes.

568
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:33,000
How many people do you know are age or a little bit older or a little bit younger?

569
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,000
They smoke pot, but they do not touch cigarettes.

570
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:43,000
I would say eight out of ten adults I know are age.

571
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000
They smoke pot, but they don't smoke cigarettes.

572
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:48,000
I would like to know that ratio.

573
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:59,000
I would love to know that ratio because I personally think that the numbers would be a lot more if not over.

574
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,000
I think that there's more adults smoking pot than kids vaping.

575
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,000
Because practically everybody I know does.

576
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:14,000
So and now with dispensaries in Missouri, I mean, the dispensaries, every time I go by them, they're a pack full.

577
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,000
People everywhere and they're getting all kinds of stuff and everything.

578
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Not everybody has a medical card either.

579
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:24,000
The only reason now you get a medical card in Missouri is you get front of the line and you get the best weed.

580
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,000
So, um...

581
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Well, now they also have the people that never smoked it because it was illegal.

582
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:36,000
Now that it's legal, it gives them the right to do it.

583
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
So now they're doing it.

584
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Man, that's a great point, Rob.

585
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Yeah, I mean, it brought people out of the closet on that.

586
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,000
You know what? That is a fantastic...

587
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Wow. You just brought something up I did not even think about.

588
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000
There's a lot of people who are like, you know what, now that I can...

589
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:57,000
I know quite a few people that never smoked because it was illegal.

590
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Now it's legal. Hell yeah, now they're potheads.

591
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000
That's funny.

592
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:07,000
I guess there's more people now that smoke it or are of age.

593
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:14,000
The only thing is you have to find out exactly where your company stands on that.

594
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000
Right, right.

595
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Yeah, because being in your line of work, they have time sensitive tests.

596
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Let's say you cut your finger off, right?

597
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:33,000
If you smoked pot a week ago, that's not going to go against you.

598
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:38,000
But if you smoke pot the morning of you cutting your finger off,

599
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,000
they're going to deny you medical coverage and you'll probably get fired.

600
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000
Right.

601
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000
Because I know people that's happened to.

602
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:51,000
That's something that people need to realize is, yeah, you can smoke pot.

603
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,000
And some companies still have a hard line on it.

604
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:59,000
And some of them are like, we don't care what you do, just don't come in impaired.

605
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Be the same as drink.

606
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Right, right.

607
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:06,000
So anyhow, know where your company stands before you go out and get that weed is what I'm saying.

608
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
So Rob, you got something?

609
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Very good point.

610
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Let's take our second break.

611
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
We're going to come back with something you want to talk about, Rob.

612
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000
That sound cool?

613
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000
Alright, sounds good.

614
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Okay.

615
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Do you have any douche bags in a microphone, raw and uncensored?

616
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
See behind the smoke show.

617
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Watch as the douche bags get stung by a scorpion beast.

618
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Enjoy one of these...

619
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream,

620
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Hey, there's no toilet paper in here.

621
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
I'm not the mad shit.

622
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Right now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douche bag calendar.

623
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,000
Mark off the day with a douche bag looking at you.

624
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,000
You're limited so act now.

625
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:54,000
They used to call it jump-o-leave until your mama got on it.

626
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Hey look, I think we found land.

627
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Oh my God, I think we're safe.

628
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

629
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:08,000
I'm going to get you all right.

630
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Where do polar bears keep their money?

631
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:18,000
In the snow bank.

632
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000
Hey there, fuckstick.

633
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,000
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

634
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:34,000
A man in Colorado is recovering nicely after being bit by a rat that was hiding in his toilet.

635
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Now, from his underground bunker camped in Missouri,

636
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:41,000
stocked full of dried guts, canned food, and a couple of vibrating...

637
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:46,000
toys is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rant.

638
00:48:46,000 --> 00:49:04,000
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong office.

639
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Two douche bags and a microphone, I'm Mark.

640
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000
And I'm Rob.

641
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:16,000
Like promised, before we went to break, we turned to Rob for the next story.

642
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:21,000
All right, well I'm going to kick this one off.

643
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:26,000
By going into something I was talking to you after we got off the air last night,

644
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:31,000
something I ran across and you said I had to get details.

645
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Yeah, yes, yes. Good, I'm glad you did.

646
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:39,000
I got details and I think I might be going.

647
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Okay, I keep forgetting, we do have a couple other music venues down here.

648
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:56,000
Well, I don't remember them until I see them pop up on my phone

649
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000
and different people coming.

650
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Well, last night I had one pop up.

651
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Okay, what just happened to my phone?

652
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,000
Oh shit.

653
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,000
Don't you hate it when that happens?

654
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
Oh, I got, it just went black.

655
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000
I don't know what the hell happened.

656
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Oh, I got, yeah.

657
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:27,000
Is it charged? Okay.

658
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:34,000
We have a music venue down at Bangle Dam here at Lake of the Oaks.

659
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:43,000
It's called the On-Core Lakeside Grill and Sky Bar in Lake Ozark, Missouri.

660
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,000
It's on Bangle Dam.

661
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,000
How new is that?

662
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:58,000
I'm not positive, but I'm thinking they've only been there like maybe two, three, four years.

663
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,000
That's why.

664
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:03,000
I don't ever remember that place at all and it's perplexing me.

665
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
I'm like, what? That's why.

666
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,000
I haven't been there three or four years at least.

667
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:15,000
They get a lot of big names there and boy do they have a big name coming.

668
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:19,000
You know why they do, don't you, Rob?

669
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:24,000
All the money that goes there, all the money that goes there and the demographic that goes there.

670
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000
So go ahead.

671
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,000
Right. And wait until you hear what date it is.

672
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000
Okay.

673
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Okay.

674
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:45,000
Wednesday, July 3rd at 10 p.m. at the On-Core Lakeside Grill and Sky Bar, Molly Hatchett.

675
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Oh yeah.

676
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
What is the date on that?

677
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Because I'm going to draw a line of some sorts here.

678
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,000
Go ahead.

679
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,000
It's Wednesday, July 3rd.

680
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000
No? Okay.

681
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000
All right.

682
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,000
They are coming by the Midwest at least two times.

683
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:11,000
I wonder if it's like a retirement tour or something because they're playing in Sedalia September 7th or 6th.

684
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
The Mozart Fest that I'm going to.

685
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Okay.

686
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:19,000
The Sunday night I'm going, I want to see Glenn Hughes do the purple stuff, the deep purple stuff.

687
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:26,000
But the last three bands are Head East, Glenn Hughes and Starship.

688
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:34,000
The first night, Molly Hatchett is the keynote band, the finale.

689
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:39,000
And the second one is like country stuff.

690
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000
So it's a pretty solid festival.

691
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:48,000
But I thought maybe they're going to go to Sedalia and then drive an hour and a half down to the lake and do a show there.

692
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,000
But no, September and July, they must be on a big tour.

693
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Yes, they are. The day before Independence Day.

694
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,000
Oh, I'm off that day.

695
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,000
And here's where I found tickets.

696
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Okay.

697
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:07,000
I found them on ticketweb.com.

698
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:11,000
And dude, yeah, this is what's gotten me one.

699
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000
Go.

700
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:19,000
On ticketweb.com, I'm finding general admission tickets for $25.

701
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Oh, to see an iconic band like Molly Hatchett.

702
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,000
Wow. Okay. You know what? I may be joining you there, Rob.

703
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000
I'll let you know more.

704
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,000
General admission, $25.

705
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Man, that's, yeah. I always love Molly Hatchett.

706
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,000
To me, they were like Leonard Skinner on steroids.

707
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,000
They're so good.

708
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:48,000
Cool. Do you know anything about the band members?

709
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,000
You know what? I'll look it up later.

710
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:55,000
I'll look it up later because I'm pretty sure they don't have every band member they used to.

711
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,000
No band does, really.

712
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Okay. I think it's this website I'm on that's kicking me out because my phone just did it again.

713
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:15,000
Oh. Is there another band playing? You said they got a good lineup.

714
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Is there more coming than Molly Hatchett's really solid?

715
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:25,000
I don't know. I just went in to find out about Molly Hatchett.

716
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:31,000
I'll go in and see what else I can find.

717
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,000
A little bit later on. Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry. What?

718
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:46,000
Openers are Christina, which she's a local artist.

719
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Okay. Oh, cool.

720
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:53,000
And Fat Mike and the Bartenders. They're local.

721
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:58,000
I think any band named Fat Mike and the Bartenders is going to be entertaining.

722
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Yeah. Well, it's spelled P-H-A-T.

723
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,000
Oh, that kind of fat. Okay. All right.

724
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:10,000
The dude may very well be skinny then. It's kind of like a guy named Tiny.

725
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:15,000
They are a very good band. I've seen them around here many, many times.

726
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:21,000
Oh, cool. Yeah, Fat like that is, the guy's probably skinny.

727
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:28,000
It's just like if anyone goes, hey, you got to meet my friend Tiny, the guy's huge.

728
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:33,000
Right. They don't ever go, hey, here's Tiny. And this little guy comes over, hey, I'm Tiny.

729
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:37,000
And they're going, hey, man, you got to meet Tiny. And then he comes in and he's like, hey, what's up?

730
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:41,000
And he's like, shit, they call you Tiny? So anyhow.

731
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:45,000
Cool. I'm going to look at that venue. It's the Skybar. Is that what it's called?

732
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
I'm going to do it later.

733
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:52,000
The On Tour Lakeside Grill and Skybar.

734
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:59,000
Okay. All I got to do is put in Ozarks Grill and Skybar and I can come up with it. That's all I need to know.

735
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,000
I can do a search and find the website.

736
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,000
The On Tour.

737
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:06,000
The On Tour. Okay. I can do all that. I'll remember it though now.

738
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:11,000
So, okay, cool. Is there anything else?

739
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:18,000
No, that's all on that. Actually, you can probably, I found it on Google.

740
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,000
Okay.

741
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:23,000
All right. That's how I found that website.

742
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:27,000
I can go anywhere and buy tickets.

743
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Or you probably use TimeTap, the On Tour themselves.

744
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:38,000
I'll tell you one reason they're not as expensive is they don't use Ticketmaster or Live Nation.

745
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:46,000
They probably don't have those absorbent fees that Ticketmaster and Live Nation give you.

746
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:53,000
And that's why. Because like the WASS show that I'm going to go see in Wichita in December,

747
00:56:53,000 --> 00:57:00,000
their tickets aren't that expensive either. They're not 25, but I mean they're just a little bit over that.

748
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:05,000
And the reason is because that venue doesn't use Ticketmaster or Live Nation.

749
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:13,000
The Mozart Festival is really affordable, but I got VIP tickets because Val can't stand that long because of her back.

750
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:17,000
So I needed a little bit more room, not so many people piled in. So I had to get VIP.

751
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:23,000
But General Mission for like the iconic Glenn Hughes, Starship,

752
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:28,000
which still has some of the original members and Head East to I don't know who all's in it, you know.

753
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:33,000
But those three bands for 25 bucks plus two more, a couple other bands.

754
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:40,000
I think one is like a cover band for somebody. I couldn't remember.

755
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:45,000
It's kind of like Elton Dan around here, you know, or Almost Kiss or something.

756
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:51,000
But anyhow, it's a really stellar lineup for 25 bucks. And that's because you don't go through Ticketmaster.

757
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:56,000
So yeah, anyhow, I got a completely different story here, Rob.

758
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,000
I've been trying to get to it for a couple of weeks now.

759
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:04,000
So I'm just going to throw it in now because today was so busy with everything I had to do.

760
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:08,000
I didn't get to do much homework. I didn't get to do much of the first third.

761
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:12,000
Nothing. That's how come it was so short is I didn't get to write it all that I wanted to.

762
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,000
But anyhow, I'll save it for next time.

763
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:20,000
Trader Joe's mini canvas tote is the latest item to cause a stir on social media.

764
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:24,000
So much so that the resellers are taking advantage of the hype.

765
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:28,000
The mini totes are offered in four colors, blue, red, green and yellow.

766
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:32,000
And when I say mini totes, I mean they're mini. They're small.

767
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:39,000
And they are all in high demand. The bags retailing for $2.99 originally

768
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:46,000
are now advertised on platforms like eBay and Facebook Marketplace for many times the original price.

769
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:51,000
Offers from third party sellers range significantly from

770
00:58:51,000 --> 00:59:00,000
but as of Wednesday listings ranged about $20 for a single bag to as high as $999 for a set of four.

771
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:05,000
$999. People want those totes that they could have got for $2.99

772
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,000
if they would have just got off their lazy ass and got there first.

773
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:13,000
They're going to pay for four of them $999. $1,000 for four of them.

774
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:17,000
And they're little cheap pieces of crap as far as I could tell.

775
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,000
I mean they're little bitty totes.

776
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Videos shared on social media show crowds of customers visiting Trader Joe's stores

777
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:31,000
hoping to get their bands on their hands on one of the highly coveted mini totes.

778
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Beyond the checkout line, TikTokers have gained tens of thousands of views

779
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:39,000
for sharing and customizing their bags with detail paint, buttons and embroidery.

780
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:43,000
That is why. That's why right there.

781
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Is because people are doing special things with them and they want to be the in crowd.

782
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,000
They want to do that, right? They're like, oh yeah, hey look, I got this tote bag

783
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:56,000
and I'm putting fake emeralds on it and a smiley, you know what I mean?

784
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:01,000
Stuff that we wouldn't give a shit about basically, right?

785
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,000
Yeah.

786
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:07,000
Hey Al, Rob, you got something?

787
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:16,000
Have you ever, okay, Joey Chestnut has become an unquestioned face

788
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:21,000
of the national Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest over the past several years.

789
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Uh huh.

790
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,000
Do you know the contest?

791
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:31,000
Yes, and I also know, no, go ahead, yeah, yeah, go ahead.

792
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Okay, but he will not be permitted to take part in the event this year.

793
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:44,000
Steve Kozo of the New York Post reported on Tuesday that Chestnut has been banned

794
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:50,000
from participating in the 2024 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

795
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:56,000
because of the 40 year old's recent decision to sign an endorsement deal

796
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:59,000
with vegan brand Impossible Foods.

797
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:03,000
Yeah, that's what I wanted to get to. That's bullshit.

798
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,000
Yeah.

799
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:08,000
Anyhow, go ahead. Yeah.

800
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:14,000
A representative for Major League Eating, which runs the Nathan's Contest,

801
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:19,000
said organizers did everything they could to have Chestnut compete in the event

802
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:24,000
this year and try for a 17th victory.

803
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:34,000
Chestnut was paid $200,000 to compete in the Hot Dog Eating Contest last year.

804
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:40,000
MLE had agreed to allow him to compete in a rival competition on Labor Day

805
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:47,000
that will be taped on Netflix as long as no hot dog brand was mentioned.

806
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:54,000
Yeah, I mean, I don't know why they can't do the same deal on this one, the Nathan's one.

807
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,000
I don't understand that either.

808
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:04,000
The Kabosher or whatever his name is, I forgot, Yamaoshi or whatever, the one that just retired,

809
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,000
he was the champ too.

810
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:12,000
I think they want a new set of faces.

811
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000
You think?

812
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Well, the thing is, he signed with a vegan company though.

813
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Yeah, but that doesn't mean anything.

814
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,000
I guess they do make vegan hot dogs, don't they?

815
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:31,000
I think it's a brilliant ploy from the vegan company.

816
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Here's this massive meat eater that wins all these tournaments by eating this processed meat

817
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:41,000
and a lot of it, and they're like, hey, look, this guy's supporting our vegan hot dogs.

818
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:46,000
It's brilliant, but I just don't know why Nathan's has such a big problem with it.

819
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,000
They're not really competition.

820
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:53,000
The people that are eating Nathan's hot dogs are not worried about the vegan hot dogs.

821
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:55,000
Agreed?

822
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,000
Agreed.

823
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:04,000
But that very well could be why they allowed him to compete in another competition.

824
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,000
He just cannot compete in the big one.

825
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Yeah, it's just my own opinion.

826
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,000
It sounds like you don't have a problem with it.

827
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,000
You'd think like maybe they're...

828
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:18,000
And that one's going to be taped on Netflix.

829
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,000
Yes, I did see that.

830
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,000
You'd like it.

831
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:28,000
I mean, like I always said, man, a starving African country explained to them

832
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,000
pelting someone with hot dogs at a ballgame.

833
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:37,000
Someone eating hot dogs so much, this gluttony, and we're cheering them on.

834
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,000
Here, eat some more, eat some more.

835
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,000
Wouldn't you feel like you've been ripped off in life?

836
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,000
Wouldn't you be mad at us?

837
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:49,000
But you guys are just like throwing these hot dogs everywhere and we're fucking starving.

838
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,000
I mean, I don't know.

839
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:54,000
I just think this gluttony thing, I've never cared for it.

840
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:58,000
I've never considered him an athlete.

841
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,000
I don't know.

842
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:03,000
Maybe it's because I always got to constantly watch my weight.

843
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,000
I mean, I'm down now, thank God.

844
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:09,000
But I mean, I always got to watch my weight.

845
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:15,000
And maybe something subliminal in there, and that's why gluttony, I don't know,

846
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:19,000
pisses me off so bad when I see it, because I see something of myself.

847
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,000
You know?

848
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,000
Right.

849
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,000
Yeah.

850
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,000
So anyhow, oh well, whatever.

851
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:24,000
You know what?

852
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:29,000
It's their ballgame, and they're playing the rules how they want to, so that's the way it is.

853
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,000
So, interesting.

854
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,000
Hmm.

855
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,000
Um.

856
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,000
Yep.

857
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:42,000
I had no idea about the vegan company I knew about, but I didn't know that they were going to let him go in another contest.

858
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:45,000
I thought they pretty much banned him for life or something.

859
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,000
So that's good to know.

860
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,000
No.

861
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:49,000
Yeah.

862
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:54,000
They agreed to allow him to compete in a rival competition on Labor Day.

863
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000
Okay.

864
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Well, while we're on the subject of food, um.

865
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,000
Right.

866
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,000
Oh, go ahead.

867
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,000
What?

868
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,000
No, I'm done.

869
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,000
Oh, okay.

870
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:07,000
While we're on the subject of food, there's a huge thing going on on the internet.

871
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,000
People argue.

872
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:13,000
Does McDonald's deep fry their bacon or not?

873
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:22,000
So the official answer that came over the wire the other day from a spokesperson for McDonald's is this right here, allegedly and all that stuff from what I read.

874
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:25,000
So, um, okay.

875
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:29,000
They typically do not deep fry their bacon.

876
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:41,000
Unless they have a huge rush and they can't satisfy the amount of bacon in the time that they needed to keep people going through the drive-thru and, you know, and going through the restaurant.

877
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,000
That's the only time they will deep fry bacon.

878
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:49,000
Other than that, it is done on the grill like it's supposed to be.

879
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:54,000
So if you give a shit about that, there you go.

880
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,000
So.

881
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:59,000
I was thinking they microwaved it.

882
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:04,000
I bet you that does happen, but they didn't mention it in the article.

883
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,000
Right.

884
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:08,000
Well, yeah, they're not going to admit to that.

885
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,000
Yeah.

886
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,000
Yep.

887
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000
So, yeah.

888
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
Anyhow, let's see here.

889
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,000
I'm trying to find something.

890
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,000
You got something you want to go into, Rob?

891
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,000
I'm looking through my stuff here.

892
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,000
Yeah, I got another one here.

893
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:23,000
Okay.

894
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:30,000
The Missouri Department of Transportation is phasing out its Adopt-a-Highway program.

895
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,000
Really?

896
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,000
Yeah.

897
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,000
Okay.

898
01:06:35,000 --> 01:07:00,000
Yeah.

899
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,000
Yeah.

900
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:20,000
A spokesperson for MoDOT said as they phase out the AAH program, the department will introduce a new Keeping Missouri Beautiful program focused on one-time group cleanup events coordinated by district officers.

901
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:23,000
Oh, like they do rescue Blue River.

902
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:29,000
The Blue River gets this rescue operation, I think, in the spring and fall.

903
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:31,000
That's a group you can sign up.

904
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:32,000
I've heard about that.

905
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,000
Yeah, it works really well.

906
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,000
I can't do it because I'm so allergic to poison ivy and oak.

907
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,000
But other than that, I would do it.

908
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:46,000
Well, actually, they have programs like that down here on the Lake T.

909
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:48,000
They need to, the way people leave it.

910
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,000
The Lake Wobble is down.

911
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:54,000
People will walk the shoreline and pick up trash.

912
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,000
That's cool.

913
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,000
That's floated in and stuff, you know.

914
01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,000
Wow.

915
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,000
Okay.

916
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,000
That's cool.

917
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,000
Yeah.

918
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,000
Yeah.

919
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:04,000
That operation.

920
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,000
I think that new program might work.

921
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,000
You know, it works pretty well.

922
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:11,000
I mean, of course, it gets littered because you know how the Blue River runs.

923
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:15,000
It's the only river around that runs from the south to the north.

924
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:20,000
And that's because it drains into the Missouri River and it's the divide of land there.

925
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:22,000
And that's why it does that.

926
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:34,000
So from that, you get all of the city because it comes in from the south, you get all the city to the Missouri River, some inner city, some suburb, suburban type of places.

927
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:36,000
And then it comes from Kansas.

928
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,000
Okay.

929
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:41,000
So you get all of that trash that goes in.

930
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:48,000
And then when it starts hitting the industrial areas and stuff like that, it gets caught up around there really bad.

931
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:53,000
So people go there and they clean it all up and it works pretty good.

932
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,000
So you know what?

933
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,000
That might be a good idea.

934
01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:05,000
So because I do see that there are some businesses that sponsor and you always see trash there.

935
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,000
They can't have someone out there cleaning it.

936
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:10,000
They just wanted to get their name on that sign.

937
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:12,000
Free advertisement, in my opinion.

938
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,000
That's what it looked like.

939
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:17,000
So yeah, I bet you there's a lot of that and that that is why they do that.

940
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:20,000
So okay, I like that idea a lot.

941
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,000
I do too.

942
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:22,000
I do too.

943
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:23,000
Okay.

944
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:29,000
And actually it might be safer going out and picking up trash in numbers.

945
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,000
I agree.

946
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:43,000
Instead of having a young couple and a couple kids out there running up and down the road.

947
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,000
No, that's true.

948
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,000
Yeah.

949
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:50,000
Well, cool.

950
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,000
I've got an article here.

951
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:55,000
Are you ready for me to go?

952
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,000
Okay.

953
01:09:56,000 --> 01:10:04,000
Almost four in 10 managers avoid hiring recent college graduates because they judge them to be unprepared for professional life.

954
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:13,000
According to a December 2023 survey of 800 U.S. directors and executives involved in filing filling open jobs,

955
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:19,000
one in five employers say a recent college graduate brought a parent to the job interview.

956
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,000
Wow.

957
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,000
That's interesting.

958
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:32,000
Twenty one percent of employers surveyed said they had a candidate refuse to turn their camera on for a virtual interview.

959
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:42,000
Employers also complained that the interviewees struggled to make eye contact, dressed inappropriately and use inappropriate language.

960
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:54,000
The results of the survey don't come as a complete surprise to Michael Connors, an accounting and technology recruiter in the Washington area who prepares recent college graduates for job interviews.

961
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:58,000
At the end of the day, there seems to be a lack of seriousness, he said.

962
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:02,000
Do they even want this job or do they just go through the motions?

963
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:09,000
And working with younger people now, I would say that a lot of them just don't care.

964
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:16,000
They're like, you know, I'm just going to, they're what you call a quiet quitter.

965
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:19,000
Have you heard that phrase, Rob?

966
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,000
No, I haven't.

967
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:28,000
A quiet quitter is someone that's going to keep his job as long as he can by doing nothing.

968
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,000
It's quiet quitting.

969
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:34,000
They're like, they have this mindset that they don't care when they get fired,

970
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:39,000
but they're going to make the place fire them by them just not doing anything they're supposed to do.

971
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,000
Right.

972
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:46,000
And I've worked with some of the younger people, not all of them, but some of them are quiet quitters.

973
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:51,000
And, and, and a lot of them don't, they don't try to even hide it.

974
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:54,000
They're just like, yeah, I'm just here for a paycheck.

975
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,000
Yeah, yeah.

976
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,000
And they're like, no, I'm not going to, I'm not going to go do that.

977
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:01,000
I just don't think I want to, you know, stuff like that.

978
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,000
It's like what?

979
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,000
Stuff that would baffle you and me, Rob.

980
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:07,000
You've got, you've got them everywhere you go.

981
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,000
Yeah.

982
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:09,000
Yeah.

983
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:12,000
So yeah, anyhow.

984
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:17,000
And anyhow, let's see here.

985
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:22,000
I'm not going to go into that.

986
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:27,000
There's a big hubbub about micro cheating at work.

987
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:30,000
And I don't, I, I don't know if I want to go into that.

988
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:37,000
It's a big old ball of wax, but anyhow, micro cheating is basically like this.

989
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:44,000
You and someone, most, mostly male and female, it could be two males or two females, whatever,

990
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,000
whatever your sexual orientation is.

991
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,000
But let's say it's a male and a female, right?

992
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:51,000
And they're working really close together for a long time.

993
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:58,000
And they adapt a kind of a, a relationship, like kind of like you and your wife do, only

994
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,000
hopefully it's professional.

995
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:06,000
Well, micro cheating is where, like a work husband or a workplace.

996
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,000
Yes.

997
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:12,000
And the reason they call it micro cheating is, is because number one, you talk to them

998
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:17,000
after work, personal, send in texts and stuff.

999
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:19,000
This is considered micro cheating.

1000
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,000
Not anything work wise, like, Hey, did you turn in that report?

1001
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,000
I forgot to, or nothing like that.

1002
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:27,000
It's just like, Hey, what are you having for dinner?

1003
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,000
Okay.

1004
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:33,000
That, and also getting them coffee in the morning, buying their coffee, buying their

1005
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:39,000
donuts, uh, leaving little trinkets on their desk, little figurine, you know what I mean?

1006
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,000
That is all considered.

1007
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:44,000
There is mind you don't throw.

1008
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,000
Yes.

1009
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:51,000
And so that is considered micro cheating where you're not actually cheating, but your mindset

1010
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:56,000
is with that other person to a degree, right?

1011
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,000
Okay.

1012
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,000
Yeah.

1013
01:13:58,000 --> 01:13:59,000
Yeah.

1014
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,000
Yes.

1015
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:04,000
And they're saying that micro cheating is bad and a lot of people do it and it hurts

1016
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:10,000
relationships because you don't give that person that other, your wife or whatever,

1017
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:15,000
your spouse or whatever, the attention that you used to give them because your attention

1018
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,000
is divided with this person at work.

1019
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:21,000
You may not be having sex with them, but you're having like intimate thoughts with it.

1020
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,000
You know what I mean?

1021
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:23,000
The closeness.

1022
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:30,000
So part of the time you can, you, you can talk about things you can't talk to other

1023
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,000
people about.

1024
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,000
Exactly.

1025
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,000
Yeah.

1026
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,000
I, I see.

1027
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:36,000
All of this is under the micro cheating umbrella.

1028
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:40,000
I said, I wasn't going to get into it and here, here we are getting into it.

1029
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:46,000
So, um, I do think that there is some validity to that and I think yes, I think if anything

1030
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:53,000
robs you from your, uh, from your closeness with your spouse by giving them affection is

1031
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,000
bad.

1032
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,000
And it's probably not what you need to do.

1033
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:58,000
I mean, is it really, really wrong?

1034
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:03,000
I don't know, but I don't think that it's good for a relationship at all.

1035
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,000
So, I mean, I don't know.

1036
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,000
What do you think Rob?

1037
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,000
No, it would not.

1038
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:11,000
It would not be good for your way to work.

1039
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,000
Yeah.

1040
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:16,000
And for instance, for instance, let's, let's say this, okay.

1041
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:21,000
Someone like, uh, man, boring night, man, just sitting here in my underwear watching

1042
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:22,000
TV.

1043
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,000
And you send that to your work wife in parentheses.

1044
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,000
Okay.

1045
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,000
And she's used to stuff like that.

1046
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,000
You guys make humor like at work.

1047
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,000
Your spouse sees that.

1048
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:34,000
Would that fly?

1049
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,000
Probably not.

1050
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:39,000
That would, that would piss her or him off.

1051
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:42,000
I've never been in a relationship.

1052
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:47,000
Same here, but you do it because you have that kind of a bond with that person.

1053
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:51,000
So anyhow, that's a form of micro cheating, you see, and it can be very dangerous too.

1054
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:54,000
Because like I said, you send them a little text like that.

1055
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:57,000
And then let's say, uh, also it goes, bling.

1056
01:15:57,000 --> 01:16:02,000
And your wife just happens to look over and you know how it first says the sentence before

1057
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,000
it goes away.

1058
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,000
And then you got to go find it.

1059
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,000
Yeah.

1060
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,000
I can see that.

1061
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,000
Like, yeah, I'm sitting here scratching my pussy.

1062
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,000
Whatever.

1063
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:09,000
I'm not gonna lie.

1064
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:13,000
It may be a joke to you too, but you know, will your wife appreciate that?

1065
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,000
No.

1066
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,000
So anyhow, all right.

1067
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:18,000
Um, I think we can wind this thing down now.

1068
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:21,000
I think we scratched together a podcast, even though I was very unprepared.

1069
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,000
What about you, Rob?

1070
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:23,000
You got anything?

1071
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:28,000
Uh, no, I can find all I have for tonight, bro.

1072
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,000
All right, brother.

1073
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:34,000
Again, thank you for joining me and oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

1074
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,000
Hi, Opal.

1075
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:36,000
Yep.

1076
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,000
Hi, Jimmy.

1077
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,000
Hi, Ricky.

1078
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:39,000
Dodge City, Kansas.

1079
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:40,000
Love you guys.

1080
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,000
Hi, grandma.

1081
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,000
Hi, Jimmy.

1082
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:45,000
Hi, Ricky.

1083
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,000
Dodge City, Kansas.

1084
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:47,000
Ra-Ra.

1085
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,000
Love you guys.

1086
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:49,000
Oh no.

1087
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,000
Looks like you showed up, kids.

1088
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,000
All right, everybody.

1089
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,000
Thank you for listening.

1090
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,000
Good night, assholes.

1091
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:54,000
Good night, assholes.

1092
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,000
Fear not, assholes.

1093
01:16:55,000 --> 01:17:08,000
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.