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The Daily Deucebag Pledge.

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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone.

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We Talk.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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You know what would be really cool? If George Gray of The Price is Right was talking about a 20 ounce bag of fish sticks and actually said a 20 ounce bag of fish sticks.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Rob, remember what I just told you? I said I'm going to drop some very shocking news right off.

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Yes, you did. And that really piqued my interest.

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Well, here it is.

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First off, we have some horrible news.

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This is with a heavy heart.

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I have to announce that the Jewel of Henry County, Montrose, Missouri, has lost its power plant.

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What?

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Evergy has decided to close the plant permanently and completed it with a demolition to boot. It's gone.

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Aw, damn.

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It's no longer the perfect land.

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We're going to have to, like, maybe go to Laysin. They have all the above.

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So, anyhow, Henry County, no longer the Jewel of Henry County, Montrose, Missouri, has lost its one and only power plant.

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They demolished it.

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But here's the deal, Rob. Besides that, our friends at Montrose failed to clue us in on the cease of operations and the subsequent demolition thereafter.

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Here at Two Deucebags and a Microphone, we are deeply hurt by the secret that was kept from us.

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We will get over the betrayal, but I think it will take some time. Don't you think so, Rob?

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Yes.

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My gut is twisted over this. They never told us one thing.

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Come on. First time we would have went down to use our camping spot, we would have seen this.

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I had to find out through my friend Richie in Grandview, who obviously listens, and I didn't know, and thank you very much. You are awesome, Richie.

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Thank you, Richie.

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Yeah, whenever you and your brother want to go out to the pub or something again, let me know, man. Let's do it.

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Me and Val's up for the game. So it was good chatting with you that little while back, but thank you for listening, Richie.

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She's a cool chick. I've known her a long time. So anyhow, thank you for listening.

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And anyhow, okay, so I'm saying this. We'll get over the betrayal, but I'm saying, tightwad, look for us soon.

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Don't you think? All this smack talk towards tightwad.

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I don't know. They're still upset with me for taking Montrose's side.

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Me too, and the whole time.

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They might understand this, though. They might understand this.

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We were being duped. We thought they still had a power plant.

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I'll bet you Chet doesn't even have an extension cord for our campground.

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I'll bet you that was a lie, too. Our whole relationship.

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That's all right. I plan on taking extra anyway.

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Okay. Our whole relationship with Montrose has been built on a lie, and it deeply hurts me.

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So, but anyhow, thank you, my good friend Richie, for making aware the plant is being demolished.

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She sent me the video of it being demolished. My heart dropped.

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Oh, wow.

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Yeah.

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And none of them have emailed us to inform us of this.

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Nothing. Nothing. Just a big middle finger.

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They may be there in mourning themselves.

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Do you think so, Rob? Do you think we need to give them a little bit more of a chance to come forward and explain?

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That's the biggest thing they have.

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Okay. They always email us, so here's the challenge, Montrose, Missouri.

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You explain your position and why it happened like this, and we'll take it under consideration.

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Does that sound good, Rob?

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Yeah. I mean, come on. That would be like tearing down worlds of fun or something.

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Yeah. I mean, what a gut punch. I had to watch your plant being demolished.

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I had to watch a video of it. My heart sank, guys.

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Oh, wow.

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I know. It's no longer the perfect place.

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And I thought they were booming.

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I did, too. This whole relationship has been built on a lie, and we are hurt, Montrose.

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So anyhow, thank you, Richie.

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They still have the lake.

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Yeah, that's true. Maybe the lake won't be so polluted now.

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And it's all blue now.

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And the junkyard.

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But we'll give it some deep consideration.

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Yes, we'll see, because I think Titewad only has a junkyard, nothing else.

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So anyhow, but we still love you, Titewad. We still love you.

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So anyhow, thank you, Richie, for letting us in your ear holes.

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It's very kind to you.

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And if you ever want to get on the air or something, let me know.

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If you email me, whatever, do 66b at yahoo.com.

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Send me a message on Facebook like you did of the plant imploding.

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Anything you got to say, anything at all, man.

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We'd love to have you or hear from you.

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So all right.

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So here's what I'm saying, Rob, this whole situation,

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this whole thing of this Coupe de Ville bumper,

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the right side Chevy Chevelle quarter panel,

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the leopard skin steering wheel protector,

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the pond that was going to be dug up from Rob on his vacation.

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You should let them have the old bowling trophy.

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Which is coming up.

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Which is coming up.

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Well, I think all that's off indefinitely

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until we get a proper explanation of what happened, don't you?

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Will you think so?

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But they can have the old bowling trophy.

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Do we agree to that?

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Yeah, I want to know.

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You guys can have the old bowling trophy,

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and I forgot what the hell it was for.

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Yeah, see, I already have it.

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It's not a bowling contest or some shit, I don't know.

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I don't.

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I don't know.

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Okay, so now that we got that out of the way.

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Oh, and by the way, you guys should go get your own damn jelly.

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I forgot that.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, yeah, it's in Lincoln.

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What was that, Lincoln?

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Lincoln, yep.

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Lincoln, Missouri, while you're there, go to a real like.

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Jab, little jab.

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Well, I was going to go see the Poko Haram guitarist and solo artist, Robin Trower.

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I personally love his style of playing.

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Do you like Robin Trower?

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He's got a unique playing style that I really like.

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And I mean, he's really good.

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I love just listening to his guitar.

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And he was going to do a show at my favorite venue in Kansas City, the Uptown Theatre.

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I just read that his whole tour is being canceled due to a major surgery.

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So that sucks.

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Robin, get better.

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I hope you get well enough to possibly do more shows.

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I would love to attend if you come by here or somewhere within striking distance.

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I will see you.

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You know, like I said before, Father Time carries a baseball bat.

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And he is a mean bastard.

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Right?

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Yes, he does.

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Yes.

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So Robin Trower, we love you.

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Get better.

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We'll say a prayer for you.

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Yes, we will.

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All right.

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So it seems like Waterpark is a band.

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I don't even know who the hell they are.

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Do you?

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Never heard of them.

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Me neither.

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Waterpark's new drummer, Otto Wood, has been under a lot of scrutiny.

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It seems that he shares a name with the famous train robber and killer from the early 1900s.

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Otto Wood.

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The rumor began when the other bandmates were teasing him about being a serial killer.

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Then of course people started taking things in the wrong direction.

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And now there are people who actually think he is in fact a serial killer.

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You know, if I was Otto Wood, maybe he should change his name to Jason Bonham or possibly Roger Taylor.

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Maybe you could sell a couple of tickets.

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Maybe real people like me and Rob would ever hear your name.

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Yes?

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Okay, update.

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Waterpark is an American rock band formed in Houston, Texas in 2011.

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They are a pop punk, pop rock, western pop, alternative rock, hip hop and hip hop.

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Okay, they suck.

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Alright, thank you.

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Yeah, pretty much.

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Yeah, okay.

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So yeah, change your name to Roger Taylor.

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I mean, you know, at least some people try to go see you then.

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Or, you know, like I said, Jason Bonham.

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So anyhow.

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If, you know, stupid people and their money, we talk about it a lot, right?

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How they, how the stupid money or stupid people just throw their money at stupid shit, right?

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Well, okay.

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There are new charms, toe charms for your toes that are for crocs.

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And people are buying them.

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There's a backlog.

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They can't sell.

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They don't have any to sell right now because people are grabbing these things up, these toe charms,

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to put on their toes while they're wearing crocs, specifically for crocs.

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Any thoughts?

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I can't stand crocs anyway.

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Me neither.

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And I definitely wouldn't be wearing a toe charm.

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Like I said, man, stupid people throwing money at stupid shit happens every day.

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And I used to say, find a need and, you know, you can get rich.

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Now I'm saying find something stupid that everybody can focus in on instead of real issues,

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and you'll be a millionaire.

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So anyhow.

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I'm going to be nice because I think I can describe most of the people.

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But I'll be nice.

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So anyhow, hey, you know, it's all the rage.

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Stupid people parting with their money.

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Right now, little charms that go on the end of your toe for people that wear crocs.

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So maybe man bun guy could buy prosthetic balls and an adipose apple as well.

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Just call them wiener charms.

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So man bun guy.

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Sounds good.

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Maybe sell some testicles and maybe an Adam's apple.

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And we'll just call them wiener charms.

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And we're just going to set this right here on this desk for you guys.

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There you go.

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You're welcome.

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I can hear the whimper and the joy right now, can't you?

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Oh, yes, definitely.

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You're welcome, man bun guy.

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One small step at a time, we are trying to man you up.

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It's a hard job, though.

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It's a hard job.

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So I think that all our sweat and tears trying to man up man bun guy should not be unnoticed.

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I think that they should notice that we are trying to do this and thank us every now.

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Blow us an email.

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Say, hey, guys, thanks for trying to man me up.

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I don't think it's possible, but thanks for trying.

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Would you be good with that?

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I would.

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Yeah, I would definitely be good with that.

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Well, you know what?

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I'm not sure they appreciate it, Rob.

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I'm feeling really lonely right now.

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First Montrose, now man bun guy.

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So all right.

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Well, can't win for losing.

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No, no, no.

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I'm I'm I'm up in arms.

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I'm flabbergasted.

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You and all the other fancy.

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Yeah, yeah, I'm just up in arms, up in arms right now.

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If you looked at me, my arms would be up, up in arms, whatever the fuck that means.

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That's what I am.

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All right.

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Well, guess.

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Well, guess Facebook is getting sick of being known as a boomer social media.

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Facebook is trying to get more youth back into Facebook.

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Metta is desperately trying to lure Gen Z demographic and went over and increase engagement from the younger generation.

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Facebook execs presented their strategy for the next 20 years.

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This will be focusing on Gen Z and artificial intelligence.

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Facebook was handling it, handing out pamphlets to those who attended conference in New York over the generational split.

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It said we are not your mom's Facebook.

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You know what? I guess we'll know if the new platform is working when you see Gen Z snapping and posting pics of their man bun or pictures of their tofurky and kale plates.

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Right.

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Yep. Yep.

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Just like us, us, us Xers and boomers.

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We show you our cheesecake.

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We show you our beautiful salad.

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We show you our luscious lasagna.

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You can send us your man bun and kale pics over the internet.

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Right, fair?

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Fair enough.

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Alright.

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Alright, Rob, that is all for the first third.

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We turn to you once again.

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Two.

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Alright, well, I have come across our dumbass of the week.

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Alright.

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And I think you will totally agree with this.

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Alright, I floored a woman called 911 on herself during an attempted carjacking at a car dealership so she could do it legally, according to the Lee County Sheriff's Office.

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Yes, you heard me right.

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Christy Turman, 37, was arrested and faces trespassing charges in relation to the incident.

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An audio clip of Turman's 911 call and video footage of her arrest at the dealership were shared by the Lee County Sheriff's Office in an episode of its Facebook Live series, Live with LCSO, which aired on Wednesday, June 5th.

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Because I'm trying to steal a car that's not legally mine, Turman told the dispatcher during the 911 call, so you all better come and make a report.

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I'm reporting this.

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Responding, Lee County Sheriff's Office deputies arrived at the scene and spotted Turman exiting the driver's side of a stolen Toyota Corolla.

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Discuss that claim.

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No, here's where it really gets funny.

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The suspect claimed that she was trained in a game of black ops to steal the car that contacted police in order to do so legally.

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Oh, that's funny, but that's like what?

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Yeah, she's trained in a game of black ops to do this, but she wanted to do it legally.

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Okay, she could probably get an insanity plea.

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Anyhow, go ahead.

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Turman's criminal history includes a variety of charges including petty theft, robbery, and aggravated battery.

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According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office, no additional details about Turman's arrest were shared by the Department of Department of Publication.

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Rob, what's her name?

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It is Kristy Turman.

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Okay, Kristy Turman is on the ASPADLIN list. Agreed?

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Alright.

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Alright, Kristy Turman?

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Alright.

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T-U-R-M-A-N.

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Okay, cool.

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It's like Turman just switches the U and the R.

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Okay, thank you.

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Anyhow, go ahead.

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Oh, that was the end on that one.

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What else could you speak about?

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Yeah, yeah, that's it.

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I didn't know if they were going to explain anything else or not.

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Sometimes they go into, you know, when they're going to go to court and all that shit and everything.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Alright, well, Kristy Turman is getting an invisible ASPADLIN coming up along with all these other dumb fucks.

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So anyhow, we are approaching the 20 minute mark, so let's just go ahead and take our break.

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And I'm going to go do several bumps of heroin and I'll come right back. Sound good?

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Alright, I'll hit the signal.

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Alright, great. Sounds like a plan. Allegedly.

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Hahaha.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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During an apocalypse, you will probably need a good insecticide.

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Soybean, corn, and peppermint oil are some plant extracts that create powerful natural insecticides.

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They are some of nature's best organic and natural pesticides that when combined can make a far more superior weapon

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that growers can effectively use to improve their integrated pest management on their crops or on their person.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Hmm. If at first you don't succeed, maybe you shouldn't try skydiving. Just a thought.

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Hmm.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

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I will rescue. But my mom told me to not burn trash.

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Hehehehehe.

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Hi all. This is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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Hahahaha. You can't touch me.

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Oh yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer, bitch.

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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Dishwala has the top ten spots on Billboard Hot 100.

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Two douchebags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer you first world problems.

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That's a hell of a bridge construction. Shit. I cannot believe I have to repair this bridge after fifty years.

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Man, what am I going to do now? I can't like up ten minutes earlier just to get to work.

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This is complete bullshit. I'm going to write my congressman.

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Next time you take a dump, listen to Two Douchebags and a Microphone.

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It's been proven in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal. Get in cover.

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We are back. This is Two Douchebags and a Microphone podcast. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Rob, we've been talking about Rasheer Rice a lot lately, right?

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Yeah, I've been talking about him.

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Yeah, I think we even gave him an invisible ass-paddling, did we?

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Yes, we did.

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Okay. Well, Rasheer Rice is finally learning how to work.

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Rasheer Rice gave back to the local community of Dallas by distributing free pizza and water.

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The kind gesture was filmed and posted on his Instagram account.

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Supporting those in need before summer, it's your boy, Double R.

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We're out here giving out some water and some pizza in the summertime, said Rice in the video.

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In case anyone's wondering, he did not drive himself there. He Ubered there.

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So you guys are okay to be out on the road, okay? You can go get your pizza.

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Yeah, that's smart. He probably don't have a driver's license at this point.

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Yeah, I'm surprised he had enough money for an Uber. I mean, yeah, all his lawsuits.

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He hasn't paid up yet. Well, he's had to give the order his money.

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Yeah, you know what? You're right. He probably signed something like,

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Yeah, I got future earnings coming. So, you know, hey, I'll break off a chunk of that.

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How's that? A little interest to boot.

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So anyhow, at least he's trying to clean up his image. And that's what he needs to do.

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He needs to present to the NFL, look, I'm sorry. I did some stupid shit. It won't happen again.

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I'm the model citizen. Look, look at me handing out free food and water to everybody.

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You know, this is the new me. Not that old me that runs off when I hit somebody and I don't know if they're dead or not.

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So, oh, and my question is, yes. What are you going to do for the Kansas City Chiefs for running their name to the mud?

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I'm thinking when it's time to resign him in another four years or probably three years,

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he'll probably get a deal ahead of time before it before his contracts up.

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I mean, I think it's going to be a little bit of a hometown discount because you've been a bonehead.

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I mean, really, that's what we did with Hill. He was being a bonehead.

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And they're like, all right, well, we'll resign you.

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But it's not going to be as much because you're showing some tendencies that we don't like.

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You see, I think it's going to be a little bit of a hometown discount.

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So, I mean, that's remains to be seen. Maybe they won't keep them.

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I think that's why they're beefing up all these draft picks, wide receivers, hiring Hollywood Brown, getting Nicole Hardman back.

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He was resigned. Nicole Hardman Xavier Worthy was signed.

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He is last draft pick to sign.

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So, I mean, you know, they're kind of building a nucleus of they think of what the future is going to be.

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Mahomes already stated he wants that that long downfield passing game back.

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And they're getting speedy guys with good hands.

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That's what they need to do this. Mahomes could deliver the ball.

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He just needs people there to do it. Right.

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So, you know, so you never know.

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After three years, they may be like, you know, this guy wants a lot of money and we think he's doing stupid shit.

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You know, may not get resigned.

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So anyhow, I think he will. I think he's going to be such a valuable commodity.

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And also, if nothing else, you keep them away from teams that could really damage us with them. Right.

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Yeah. You know, Buffalo, Cincinnati, the Texans, all these teams.

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Would love to get a hold of a guy like that and use them against us.

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So anyhow, I hope Rushie Rice is sincere.

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I hope that this just isn't something to pacify the NFL and the people because he knows everybody's upset in his actions.

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I hope it's real. I hope he's humbled.

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You know, so anyhow, so Rushie, keep doing this.

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No problems. So anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

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All right. I'm going to start another little series. OK, cool.

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When I went across its 20 best little known history facts.

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And what I'm going to do, I'm going to do like I've been doing. I'm going to break it up into two or three shows.

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Cool.

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All right.

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First, the Great Pyramid of Giza was the tallest man-made structure in the world for over 3800 years until the Lincoln Cathedral was completed in 1311 A.D.

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Hmm. OK.

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Yeah.

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That's a good fact. I didn't know it. Go ahead.

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Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian. She was a Macedonian Greek, he said, and a member of the Ptolemaic dynasty.

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Yeah. Yeah. I knew that. I knew that.

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Another one in name. Yeah.

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The Library of Alexandria, one of the most famous libraries of the ancient world, was not destroyed in a single event, but rather suffered multiple incidents of destruction over several centuries.

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Very cool.

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Yeah.

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And the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, might not have existed in Babylon at all.

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Some historians believe they were actually located in Nevaeh.

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N-I-M-E-E-E-H.

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OK.

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I could believe that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I could believe that. I mean, you know, history like that is so hard to prove.

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You know, you're not going to have photographs. You're definitely not going to have direct descendants like they were young or something.

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I mean, really, history like that is, I know certain things happen, but I think the timeline is very much in question on a lot of them.

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What do you think?

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Yes, it is.

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But I could believe it. I could believe that they have some of it wrong like that very easily.

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I mean, and also, are we talking about when all the continents were together in one mass? I think maybe so.

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Yeah, I'm guessing, yeah.

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For a long time it would have been, yeah.

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If there's that much shifting to create these oceans and the lands apart, then something could have been exactly where they thought it was, and it could have shifted.

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I mean, it's just like the pyramids they showed that there were rivers in ancient times in there that dried up.

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And that's how they hold a lot of this stuff down, not people did. They found a way to send it downstream.

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So they just now recently found this technology and found it out.

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So, I mean, there's a lot of stuff like that that we don't know exactly what happened because there's no way we could.

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So anyhow, that's a good fact.

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Well, after we discussed that here a while back about the river, getting the stones there and everything, and you mentioned about the landing strips.

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Yes.

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Could there be a chance that that's what people were seeing? They thought were landing strips, but no, it was actually this river.

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Could be. I mean, I don't know. I'll have to look into that.

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You know, I'll put it like this. You can be up in an airplane and something looks, you know, when you're up in a plane, you look down and everything looks like squares.

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Yeah.

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OK. Well, I mean, you could have something like that. I mean, it could look like landing strips, but actually it was an indentation of rivers very easily. So, you know, who knows?

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I mean, all that stuff. It's great that they, yeah, they drew these weird people and they were aliens and the original Egyptians disappeared.

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It's great to think that. But, I mean, I don't think we have enough of everything to even really have an educated guess on it.

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That's just my belief.

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Right. So that's something that we should contact our friends over. Let's get to the bottom of that.

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Let's get to the bottom of that podcast. Maybe they could do some research on that.

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Love that podcast. That podcast is amazing.

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I'm listening every day.

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I told him. I told him. I told him. I said, yeah, I said, Rob, I can't put you guys down. He's like, really? I'm like, yeah.

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I go, man, he's he's all over that podcast and me when I get time, I listen to it when I don't, you know.

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So I'm going through this stuff. But the new one about the Antichrist, I'm yet to hear that. Did you listen to it?

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Right. Yeah, I've already listened to the Antichrist one and I listened to the hard one. But then I went back and catching up again.

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I did listen to the Bigfoot one today.

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That was good.

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That was a little shocking because the gentleman that they had as a guest mentioned Lake of the Ozarks.

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I told him. I told him about the Momo Monster.

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I think he was talking about the same thing, but he didn't act like he he got the correlation.

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So I'll talk to him about it again.

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I thought the guy mentioned Lake of the Ozarks. That would be the Momo Monster.

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But the Momo Monster is supposed to be taller than Bigfoot, right?

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Or that's what I thought someone said. They have they have glowing red eyes.

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Right. Yeah. So, you know, who knows?

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Maybe that's a different type of Bigfoot or maybe that is Bigfoot and the rest of them did not get that good a look at him.

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I mean, so anyhow, yeah.

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Yeah, I've got a few more here.

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Well, I was I was I was telling my friend that that does a podcast.

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Let's get to the bottom that about Hemi Sync and all this thing that the advertisers use.

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It's subliminal flashes of light, different numbers.

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All this stuff enhances your inner your subconscious to understand and believe things and and to buy things.

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Impulse buying. They do all different types.

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It's been proven in I think so from what I've read and saw that they do stuff like this.

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And it has an effect on us to buy stuff or to or to believe certain things.

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And I've got a for instance, Rob, and then we get back to your thing here while we're talking about this.

460
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:37,000
And I was telling Jason about that on that podcast.

461
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:41,000
And I want them to do a podcast on this. And I'm hoping they will.

462
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Is this right here? They proved in in Europe a few years back.

463
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:54,000
They outlawed cigarette advertising being on the funny cars and any type of a car race.

464
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:58,000
OK, so I think it was Winston or Marlboro.

465
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:05,000
One of those guys took and did a pattern of squares that when it's racing down the road,

466
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,000
it's the Marlboro or Winston emblem without actually saying it.

467
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:17,000
So you would see this car racing down the road, the same thing they do in commercials, even music, even audio.

468
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:25,000
And as a matter of fact, I'm not I'm not actually I think there's a chance that maybe this back masking was a ruse

469
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:33,000
to get people to listen to that instead of listening to what they're really doing.

470
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:41,000
But but then again, who knows? But I'll tell you this, it sure is fun to think and talk about, isn't it?

471
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000
Yeah, it is. It is.

472
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Nothing piques my interest in a good conspiracy theory.

473
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:51,000
I'm raising my eyebrow at that and going, oh, yeah, do tell you so.

474
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:56,000
And you do, too, Rob. You might be worse than me. It sounds like.

475
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Well, I really like these guys.

476
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:03,000
Well, their personality, their personalities, great.

477
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:08,000
And Jason's I don't know the other guy, but Jason's personality is excellent. He's a good guy.

478
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:13,000
And I mean, I could see when he told me he did a podcast, I could see.

479
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:18,000
Yeah, I'm like, OK, I believe it. He has a personality, that energy, that vigor.

480
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:26,000
So, you know, that that that type of thing that people need to do a show.

481
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:36,000
You got to have a certain amount of energy and it's got to be a certain amount to me, weird energy to make a good show, to make an entertaining show.

482
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,000
I think you have to have a really strong, weird energy.

483
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,000
And to me, that's definitely me.

484
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:50,000
There's a lot of other guys that I could name that have weird energy to me that do a fantastic show.

485
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:57,000
So and anyhow, so let's get back on track with this, Rob.

486
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:01,000
All right. All right. Now we're going to move into the medieval times.

487
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Oh, good.

488
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Knights often fought on foot.

489
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Contrary to popular belief, they didn't always fight on horseback.

490
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000
OK.

491
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Medieval castles were often painted in bright colors.

492
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:32,000
The stone gray look we associate with them today is a result of centuries of weathering.

493
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Cool.

494
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000
That's something I didn't know.

495
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000
No, I didn't either. That's that's a really cool factor.

496
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:45,000
Rob, I really, I really like this segment.

497
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:49,000
I do too. I hope you can find more to keep it going for a while.

498
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:54,000
This is really good. So anyhow, go ahead.

499
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:59,000
The Black Death killed an estimated 25 million people in Europe,

500
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:04,000
which was about one third of the continent's population at the time.

501
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:08,000
I don't know if you know this, whether the article states this or not.

502
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Is the Black Death the Black Plague? Is that what they're talking about?

503
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Or is it something different?

504
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,000
That's the way I'm guessing. I don't know.

505
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
OK.

506
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,000
I'm just reading what.

507
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:29,000
But yeah, I'll tell you what, when I get done, I'll jump on, look it up, see if that's what it was.

508
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Wait a minute, you're talking now. I'll look. I'll look. Go ahead.

509
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000
OK. Next.

510
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Vikings didn't wear a horn of helmets. This myth was popularized in 19th century opera costumes.

511
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Oh, wow. Cool.

512
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,000
OK, and that's all I was going to go into for tonight.

513
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Sorry if I didn't have like some sort of really I'm doing this.

514
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
I enjoyed that. Thank you.

515
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:10,000
OK, yes, the Black Plague is sometimes used to refer to the Black Death.

516
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:14,000
So here it is. Here's what it officially says.

517
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:21,000
This term, along with mega pestilocina, great pestilence translated,

518
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:26,000
was used in the Middle Ages to refer to what we know today as the Black Death,

519
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,000
as well as to other outbreaks of disease.

520
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,000
Black Death is also sometimes used to refer Black Death

521
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,000
and also rarely used in scholarly studies. Yes.

522
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000
So I guess the Black Death kind of covered everything.

523
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:43,000
So I'm going to say they're talking about the Black Plague.

524
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,000
Yeah, that's kind of the way I was thinking.

525
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,000
The Black Plague is actually...

526
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000
I think I heard it referred to that.

527
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:57,000
OK, well, it sounds to me by this little article here, you know, when you Google something.

528
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Black Plague is actually a...

529
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,000
what do you call it?

530
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:10,000
A different word or a pet word or whatever or a nickname for Black Death.

531
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,000
So I think Black Death was a real term.

532
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
And then someone came up with the Black Plague.

533
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,000
You see what I'm saying? Yeah.

534
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:22,000
So anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

535
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000
All right, that's all I was going to cover for tonight.

536
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,000
OK, I'll do more on the next.

537
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
All right. Thank you, Rob. That was really good.

538
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:33,000
All right. We're a little bit early.

539
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000
I'm thinking, should we take our break right now?

540
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Or what do you think, Rob? How are you feeling?

541
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Yeah, well, let's do it.

542
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Yeah.

543
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Here, I'll go ahead and throw on your American songwriter for the night.

544
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Awesome.

545
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
It's a quick one. OK.

546
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Re-embarrassing hair metal songs we actually love.

547
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,000
OK.

548
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Every Rose Has Its Storm, Poison, 1988.

549
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Not me. I always thought that song was hideous.

550
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:19,000
The track hit number one on the Billboard Hot 100.

551
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:26,000
And between shredding guitar solos, we've seen a Brett Michaels sing about the pearls of love.

552
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Shredding guitar solos?

553
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Catch what I said.

554
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,000
OK. I don't quite agree with that, but all right.

555
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:41,000
I love American songwriter, don't get me wrong, but I just don't see that.

556
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

557
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:49,000
What do you think? Do you like it or not? Do you think it should be on there or not?

558
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:55,000
Well, it's more of a ballad anyway.

559
00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Yeah, it kind of confused me. Yeah, OK. All right. Well, whatever. I mean, you know what?

560
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Which I have another list I'm working on that goes into ballads, too.

561
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Thinking of that, Topher and I are going to be doing a one-off segment about music.

562
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:19,000
And I'm not sure when we're going to record it. We're talking about it right now.

563
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:23,000
But we're going to record it and it's going to be a little bonus episode.

564
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000
So that's something to look forward to.

565
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Unless you hate us, then that's nothing to look forward to.

566
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000
Go ahead, Rob.

567
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Of course, I ain't next. Pour some sugar on me. Death Weapon, 1987.

568
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:41,000
Wholeheartedly agree with that one.

569
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:46,000
I hated the song when it came out because it was so popular and all the teeny boppers loved it.

570
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,000
And I'm like, man, get away from my fucking hard rock. Get away from my metal, you little bitches.

571
00:43:51,000 --> 00:44:01,000
But I was the same way. It was more as they were trying to hit the teeny boppers.

572
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:08,000
It's a real toe-tapper, but not in a Minnesota airport bathroom stall.

573
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:14,000
You got it. Google it.

574
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:20,000
I love using that. Certain amount of people are like, oh, oh, oh, as other people are like doing RCA Victor

575
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:25,000
with their head turned. Huh? Anyhow, go ahead.

576
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:29,000
OK, I don't know if I agree with this.

577
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000
OK.

578
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Runaway by Bon Jovi, 1984.

579
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:42,000
OK, that that song didn't get as popular as it should have been, in my opinion.

580
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:48,000
I think the song was very well written and is one of the best songs Bon Jovi had ever recorded, in my opinion.

581
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,000
I like the song a lot.

582
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Oh, so to me, it's OK. But I just don't think that that song was that popular.

583
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,000
So anyhow, go ahead. What were you saying?

584
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:06,000
I was going to go ahead and read some of this. Why this one is on this list.

585
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:12,000
And it's from John Bon Jovi's mouth himself. OK.

586
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:17,000
He's talked about the regret he felt over the video.

587
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Yeah. Yeah.

588
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Well, he goes on and says, yeah, it's the video that killed that song.

589
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:30,000
The video was so amateur, they could have done so.

590
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
And the relentless synthesizer.

591
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Yes. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what, I think it might have been Aldo Nova that did the solo on that.

592
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:41,000
I think I read that because it was not Richie Sambora yet.

593
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:48,000
That song was actually, I believe it was recorded before there was actually Bon Jovi the band.

594
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:53,000
I think this may have been John Bon Jovi working on this song with other musicians.

595
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,000
I believe that's true. You guys can look it up for yourself.

596
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,000
But I'm pretty sure that's true.

597
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:08,000
So and I think it might have been Aldo Nova that the producer got to do the solo and some of the bridge work and all that on that song.

598
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:14,000
And that's how come that song is quite a departure from the rest of stuff that they've done in the video.

599
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:18,000
I don't think he John Bon Jovi did not say this, obviously.

600
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,000
But I think they didn't have quite the capital to work with.

601
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,000
So the video was it was what it was.

602
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:29,000
It's what they could afford. But if I was Bon Jovi, I would rerecord that video.

603
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Well, now it doesn't count. You know what? No one watches videos now.

604
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:37,000
So anyhow. All right. Go ahead, Rob.

605
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:45,000
According to that, I just do believe playing the Google Tim Pierce play guitar on one way.

606
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Oh, OK. All right.

607
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,000
It was a session guitarist who was working with John.

608
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:57,000
What? OK, I think Aldo Nova did something else with Bon Jovi.

609
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,000
Then I remember that I all look it up. Go ahead with the American song.

610
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Yeah. Anyhow, no, I was I was done with that one.

611
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000
That was cool. You want. All right. Let's go to break.

612
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000
I like that segment a lot, even though we didn't agree with it.

613
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,000
It gave us a lot to talk about, didn't it? Yeah.

614
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:18,000
Hey, I'm trying to find a little more.

615
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Rob, you're doing fantastic. No complaints.

616
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:29,000
All right. We'll be right back in a couple of minutes.

617
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Jam X. What the hell happened?

618
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:39,000
You were the generation of change.

619
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000
You never wanted to be one of them.

620
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000
At the field spoke for you.

621
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Hunk the man, hunk the system.

622
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
What the hell happened?

623
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:57,000
The generation of angst, the generation of noncompliance.

624
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Is now buying a boat.

625
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:04,000
You're really fed up until someone dangled a dollar near you.

626
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined.

627
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

628
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,000
It's strange insults from an alien.

629
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Real hilarity.

630
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:23,000
May your five year old neighbor have all their violin lessons during all of your hangovers.

631
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,000
All aware of the Amber Alert, right?

632
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Well, get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bedspreads, kids.

633
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,000
It's the all new Amber Heard Alert system.

634
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:38,000
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635
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Simply hook up to child under six or psychopath and wait for the running water sound.

636
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,000
This clever machine has three distinct settings.

637
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Bablin Brooks, ocean waves, and roaring river for those close calls.

638
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Order today and get a free Cinnabon Renuzen cartridge.

639
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Your mom is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

640
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,000
Have you ever wondered where something came from?

641
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Have you ever looked at something and said,

642
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
I wonder what the origin of that is?

643
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000
Well, so have we.

644
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,000
That's why we give you the origin of.

645
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
This is the origin of the Big Mac.

646
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:27,000
The Big Mac sauce was created in 1968 at a McDonald's in Pittsburgh by a franchise owner named Jim Delegati to serve with the Big Mac itself.

647
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
The sauce first came in two different flavors,

648
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:43,000
but then they were ultimately combined by McDonald's head honcho Ray Kroc in 1972 in order to ensure consistency.

649
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:50,000
Again, it's time for Ramblings of a Madman.

650
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:59,000
I believe Congress needs to synchronize cat dance for 20 minutes before each session.

651
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:16,000
That needs to happen.

652
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

653
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,000
And I'm Rob.

654
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:26,000
Rob, you like Taco Bell?

655
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Oh, occasionally.

656
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,000
You like Heinz, the ketchup people?

657
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Yeah.

658
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Well, this article might be for you. It's definitely for me.

659
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Taco Bell and Heinz have teamed up together to offer three amazing sounding jars of dip.

660
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,000
Do you hear angels and trumpets?

661
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,000
I do.

662
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
Starting to.

663
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,000
All right.

664
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,000
So they're offering three amazing sounding jars of dip.

665
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:59,000
They are as follows.

666
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Spicy bean dip.

667
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:06,000
Creamy Crunchwrap Supreme dip.

668
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:11,000
And saucy Mexican style pizza dip.

669
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000
Okay, you got me.

670
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000
Yeah, I hear angels and trumpets.

671
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
I'm here.

672
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Yep.

673
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Anyhow, Taco Bell still has a line of grilled cheese dips from last year as well, which are very good.

674
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,000
I've never tried one, but I've heard people talk about them.

675
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:33,000
They're just for grilled cheese to dip your grilled cheese in too.

676
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Isn't that cool?

677
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,000
Yeah.

678
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000
Yeah, my son gets that.

679
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Oh, okay. All right.

680
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:42,000
He'll go to McDonald's and he'll do that. Yeah.

681
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Yeah.

682
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Here's what I suggest Taco Bell does, because they're trying to get into the grocery market.

683
00:51:51,000 --> 00:52:01,000
They've been selling their sauce for some time, and now they actually sell specialty sauces like the Shiratsa, the Extra Hot, the Ghost Pepper.

684
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:07,000
They have all these different sauces that they do, Southwestern, and they sell them in stores.

685
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000
So here's what I think they need to do.

686
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000
And I'm serious about this.

687
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:17,000
How about Burrito Supremes that are in a box that you can warm up at home or work?

688
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,000
I would buy them.

689
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,000
No problem, wouldn't you?

690
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Oh my God.

691
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Wouldn't that be fantastic?

692
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,000
Hell yeah.

693
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,000
And they could even put like the sour cream and stuff on the side.

694
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:32,000
So when you warm it up, you put the lettuce and sour cream on it that, you know, in the box you have, you know, this other stuff.

695
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Or if that doesn't work, then you can sell them in, I don't know, smaller containers that are just supposed to be refrigerated.

696
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Or you could add your own sour cream or whatever.

697
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000
You know, I think it has sour cream in it.

698
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,000
I'm not for sure.

699
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,000
I forgot.

700
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:52,000
But yeah, a warm up Burrito Supreme to me sounds awesome.

701
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:56,000
I mean, you know, people eat a lot of White Castle ones that are frozen.

702
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,000
I see people doing them all the time.

703
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:03,000
You know, they eat the frozen White Castles and they're like, yeah, it's not quite a White Castle off the grill.

704
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,000
But you know what?

705
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000
It's close enough.

706
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000
I think this, if they did it right, would be close enough.

707
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:10,000
You and me would buy it, right?

708
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,000
Oh, I definitely would.

709
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000
Yeah.

710
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000
I wish I would consider something like that.

711
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000
That'd be great for lunch.

712
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000
Yeah, wouldn't it be awesome?

713
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,000
It's like, hey, what are you warming up there, Rob?

714
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,000
Burrito Supreme.

715
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Yeah.

716
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Oh, what did you do?

717
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,000
You go to Taco Bell last night?

718
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,000
No.

719
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Went down to Gerbs.

720
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Is that what you said the name of the store is there?

721
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Yeah, Gerbs.

722
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Gerbs.

723
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Gerbs.

724
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,000
OK.

725
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,000
Yeah.

726
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:41,000
And that is a Kroger store in disguise, right?

727
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000
Yeah.

728
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,000
OK.

729
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,000
All right.

730
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Kroger store in disguise.

731
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:47,000
OK.

732
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,000
That was all that article.

733
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:56,000
So, Rob, we turn to you.

734
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:04,000
Well, this one was my number two pick for Tom Ash of the Week.

735
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:10,000
But yeah, that gal, I think, beat this one up.

736
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,000
OK.

737
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,000
A fish fan, you know, the past fish?

738
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,000
Yeah, P-H-I-S-H, yes.

739
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Yeah.

740
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

741
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Yep.

742
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:31,000
Has been banned from every MSG property, including Madison Square Garden and the Sphere, after

743
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:39,000
taking a historic bong hit and becoming the first person to ever smoke from a bong inside

744
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
the Sphere in Las Vegas.

745
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Oh.

746
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,000
All right.

747
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:53,000
They, they, I'm not a, I'm not a big fan of fish, but suddenly they just lured me in with

748
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000
that.

749
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:58,000
All right, Fish, I love you officially now.

750
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:01,000
That's why I definitely picked number two.

751
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000
Yes.

752
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,000
OK.

753
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:11,000
This occurred during Fish's 420 show, Go Figure, at the Sphere.

754
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:17,000
Fish spent four nights at the Sphere in Las Vegas from 418 to 421, and I was there on

755
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:24,000
419 and 420, shedding just one sweet over from where this guy ripped the bong and posted

756
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000
it on Instagram on 420.

757
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:32,000
I didn't see him hitting the bong in the sweet next hours, but the video went super viral

758
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:37,000
in Fish circles, and I saw it within minutes of the video being posted.

759
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Wow.

760
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:43,000
All right, Fish, I commend you.

761
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Wow.

762
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
OK, great.

763
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,000
You got more.

764
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
Yeah, it does a little further.

765
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000
OK, go ahead.

766
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:59,000
On that image, he jokingly wrote, the Sphere sent me a plaque to commemorate what is now

767
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:03,000
officially the first bong hit taken in the Sphere.

768
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,000
They sent you a plaque.

769
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000
Wow, they sent a letter.

770
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,000
That's great.

771
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000
That's great.

772
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,000
Stunning.

773
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:20,000
Jokes aside, getting bans from the Sphere and all MSG properties is a Fish fans' worst

774
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,000
nightmare.

775
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000
Uh-huh.

776
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Fish has played 83 shows at MSG over the years and often performed four back-to-back

777
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:38,000
nights over New Year's Eve, and these are typically some of the best Fish shows of the

778
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,000
year.

779
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,000
This guy screwed himself.

780
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,000
I love that.

781
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,000
That's fantastic.

782
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:51,000
But, yeah, there's a video on Instagram.

783
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,000
Well, I'm going to have to look it up after this.

784
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:58,000
On Instagram, go to Ashton Farts.

785
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:02,000
That's the person that posted it.

786
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:07,000
I think I was there yesterday.

787
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,000
Awesome.

788
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,000
Is that all the article?

789
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,000
Yeah, yeah, that was it.

790
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,000
OK, I want to do a side note right now.

791
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,000
Seriously.

792
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,000
OK.

793
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:25,000
Las Vegas Airport, their new airport, there are slot machines everywhere, and how come

794
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:33,000
you always get a long delay at Las Vegas and not any other place really?

795
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,000
I have a theory.

796
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:39,000
I think they work with that airport to leave people there for three or four hours when

797
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,000
they're bored.

798
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
What do people do when they're bored?

799
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:47,000
They go cash in a couple of hundos and start playing the slots, right?

800
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Yeah.

801
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,000
Yeah.

802
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:53,000
I have no proof of it, but just something I mean, I've noticed this.

803
00:57:53,000 --> 00:58:01,000
I've been delayed in Las Vegas quite a few times asking for a friend, whatever.

804
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,000
So, yeah.

805
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,000
Yeah.

806
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:04,000
Yeah.

807
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,000
Yeah.

808
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:09,000
So, yeah, just my own little theory.

809
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,000
But like I said, I'm a conspiracy guy.

810
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,000
I admit it.

811
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:21,000
Anyhow, a deepfake video of a State Department official falsely claiming a Russian city is

812
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:26,000
a legitimate target for Ukrainian strikes using U.S. weapons.

813
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:32,000
Pre-Russia social media accounts amplifying stories about divisive political topics and

814
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:38,000
as immigration and campus protests over the war in Gaza.

815
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Sham news sites spoofing real publications or posting as legitimate sounding outlets

816
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:49,000
with names like DC Weekly and Boston Times and Election Watch.

817
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:56,000
And I have seen all of those websites, I believe, maybe not Election Watch, but I have seen

818
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:04,000
the other two and I question it because I've never known of a Boston Times or a DC Weekly.

819
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,000
I've never heard of that ever.

820
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:07,000
And I'm like, okay.

821
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:11,000
And whenever you hear that and they're acting like they're a legitimate news source, it

822
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,000
makes me wonder.

823
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,000
It's like, wait a minute.

824
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000
I've never heard of it.

825
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:19,000
You know, the Boston Herald or, you know, the Post.

826
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,000
None of this stuff.

827
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:25,000
I mean, so I think people really need to use their head when they're looking at this stuff.

828
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:31,000
And I mean, you know, so Russian propaganda is ramping up in a busy global election year

829
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:36,000
targeting American voters as well as elections in Europe and the Paris Olympics.

830
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:42,000
According to intelligence officials, Internet researchers and tech companies, Russia remains

831
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:45,000
the most active foreign threat to our elections.

832
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:51,000
Director of National Intelligence, Avril Haines, told senators last month at a briefing about

833
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,000
election risk.

834
00:59:53,000 --> 01:00:01,000
Influence operations linked to Russia take aim at a desperate range of targets and subjects

835
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,000
around the world.

836
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:08,000
But their hallmarks are consistent, attempting to erode support for Ukraine, discrediting

837
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:17,000
democratic institutions and officials, seizing on existing political divides and harassing

838
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:20,000
new artificial intelligence tools.

839
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:27,000
You know, and this goes way back to the first third segment where Water Park's drummer shared

840
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,000
a name with a serial killer in American history.

841
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:33,000
That one bothers to fact check, right?

842
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Otherwise, everyone would go, oh, he's not a serial killer.

843
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,000
This is some bullshit some guy spread around for fun.

844
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:48,000
So, you know, like the Boston Times, you know, like the sheep, you know, the sheep that they

845
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,000
are, they take it as gospel.

846
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000
So there you go, public schools.

847
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:54,000
You got your non-thinking sheep trained well.

848
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,000
So I turn to you, Rob.

849
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,000
All right.

850
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:05,000
Have you ever heard of the band Dogstar?

851
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,000
No, I don't think.

852
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,000
No?

853
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,000
It sounds vaguely familiar.

854
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Was it like the 90s?

855
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:19,000
I was in the 2000s, I would say.

856
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,000
I'm going to say probably, but I forgot.

857
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,000
Okay.

858
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:33,000
Dogstar, an alternative rock band from Southern California consisting of Keanu Reeves.

859
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,000
Oh, yeah.

860
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,000
I do know it.

861
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,000
I do know it.

862
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,000
Go ahead.

863
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,000
Okay.

864
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,000
He plays bass guitar.

865
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:52,000
Brett Dumrose, guitar and vocal, and Robert Mailhouse on drums will perform at the Uptown

866
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:58,000
Theatre in Kansas City, Missouri on August 28th as part of their summer vacation tour.

867
01:01:58,000 --> 01:01:59,000
It's coming up?

868
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,000
Yeah.

869
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,000
August 28th.

870
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,000
I love the Uptown.

871
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,000
Okay.

872
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:16,000
The alternative rock band's international tour follows the 2023 release of the band's

873
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:21,000
third studio album, somewhere between the Palm Trees and Power Lines.

874
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Cool.

875
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:25,000
It's the first record from Dogstar since 2000s.

876
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,000
Happy ending.

877
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:42,000
Although it was speculated that the band was done recording, releasing music and touring,

878
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:49,000
Dogstar is embarking across Europe and the U.S. during the 2024 summer.

879
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:56,000
In addition to the Ken City Show, Dogstar will also be stopping in Columbia, Missouri

880
01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:03,000
at the Rose Music Hall just four days before the performing Uptown Theatre.

881
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:08,000
So that would make it August 24th.

882
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Wow.

883
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Okay.

884
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:14,000
I wouldn't mind seeing that just out of curiosity.

885
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:17,000
I can't remember the songs they did.

886
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:24,000
I remember a few years back, I remember him that was in a band and I've never heard him

887
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:31,000
with a band, but I've heard him play bass and he's pretty good, man.

888
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,000
He really is.

889
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:33,000
He's pretty good.

890
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,000
Cool.

891
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:35,000
In my opinion.

892
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,000
My opinion.

893
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,000
Okay.

894
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:44,000
I'll have to, I'm going to listen to that and I'll give a full report on that.

895
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:45,000
That sound good?

896
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Maybe me and Toff will cover that one.

897
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:51,000
I think I might, I think if I was you I'd check them out before I spent the money for

898
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,000
the tickets.

899
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,000
Yeah.

900
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,000
That's exactly what I was thinking.

901
01:03:55,000 --> 01:04:00,000
I mean, what if they're just like horrible and I don't like the music at all or whatever.

902
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,000
So anyhow.

903
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Yeah.

904
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,000
I mean it depends on style of music.

905
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:09,000
They're saying they're an alternative rock.

906
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,000
Uh huh.

907
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:15,000
So it would have possibilities.

908
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,000
Cool.

909
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,000
Um, I want to mention something really quick here.

910
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:27,000
A couple of things about the show and some people, um, I've been getting some emails.

911
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,000
Okay.

912
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:35,000
Number one, according to rss.com we have a new number four that came out of nowhere.

913
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,000
I never even seen them before.

914
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,000
I don't know where they're at even.

915
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:45,000
Tapa Honic TAPPAHANNOCK.

916
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:49,000
Can you look that up Rob?

917
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,000
See where that's at?

918
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:57,000
They came out of nowhere and they are just right below Purdue, Canada.

919
01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:00,000
We got more than that.

920
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:01,000
TAPPAHANNOCK.

921
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:10,000
TAPPAHANNOCK.

922
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,000
Yes.

923
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,000
Huh?

924
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:19,000
What?

925
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:25,000
TAPPAHONIC is the oldest town in Essex County, Virginia.

926
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,000
Thank you Virginia.

927
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:28,000
We love you guys.

928
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,000
Yay!

929
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:39,000
Uh, there are 2375 2010 census.

930
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,000
How the hell did they get all these lists?

931
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:43,000
It had been the whole town.

932
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,000
Wow.

933
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,000
Uh, okay.

934
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:55,000
The total square area of the town is 2.75 miles.

935
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:59,000
That's Virginia's Montrose.

936
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:04,000
TAPPAHONIC.

937
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:08,000
Send us an email.

938
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:11,000
Do you guys have a power plant?

939
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,000
A junkyard?

940
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,000
And campgrounds?

941
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:18,000
You could be our new city.

942
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,000
Or town.

943
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:23,000
Our sponsor town like Montrose was.

944
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,000
Oh, okay.

945
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,000
Yeah.

946
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,000
Yeah.

947
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,000
I'm seeing some things happen here.

948
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,000
TAPPAHONIC.

949
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:38,000
TAPPAHONIC is where the 1608 English explorer John Smith landed.

950
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,000
Yeah.

951
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,000
Oh yeah.

952
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,000
They got a little history background going on.

953
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:46,000
I'm going to go ahead and fill in between the lines and say this.

954
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:53,000
John Smith's great great great great great grandson is a huge huge fan of this program.

955
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:57,000
And he went around and told everybody in TAPPAHONIC to listen.

956
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:00,000
We know that for a fact, don't we Rob?

957
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,000
Yeah.

958
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,000
Yeah.

959
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,000
Yeah.

960
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,000
Yeah.

961
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,000
We definitely know that.

962
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,000
Yeah.

963
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Yeah.

964
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,000
We know that for sure.

965
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,000
So, uh, John Smith's great great great great great great grandson.

966
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,000
Thank you very much.

967
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:18,000
I think his name is uh, Derek, right?

968
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,000
Yeah.

969
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,000
Yeah.

970
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,000
Yeah.

971
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,000
Derek Smith.

972
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,000
Thank you, Derek Smith.

973
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:28,000
And then the other thing is I've got six emails.

974
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:31,000
I don't have to read them because they all say the same thing.

975
01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:34,000
They say pretty much fuckhead.

976
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,000
Kansas City is your number one market.

977
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:43,000
NA is just simply the compute or RSS not being able to get a location on them.

978
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:45,000
But they're saying like, you know what?

979
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:48,000
We guarantee you because some of them do podcasts.

980
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:51,000
And they said no, Kansas City is your number one market.

981
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,000
Um, this is, you know, you know, too many people here.

982
01:07:54,000 --> 01:08:02,000
We know too many people and they've been, it's weird because I suddenly been getting a lot of emails because we've been saying all these other towns are number one.

983
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:07,000
Well, I guess it's kind of irritating the people from Kansas City, which is our home base.

984
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:11,000
Um, and they're saying no, no, no, don't get carried away.

985
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,000
We're number one.

986
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,000
So, okay.

987
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:24,000
I mean, um, oh, and another rising star, Phoenix.

988
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:29,000
Phoenix got a bunch of listeners and they garnered way up.

989
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:32,000
They are way up there now.

990
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,000
So thank you, Phoenix.

991
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,000
Um, let's check that out tomorrow.

992
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,000
Yeah.

993
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,000
I'm trying to think of who cooled off.

994
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:43,000
Um, Des Moines cooled off.

995
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:46,000
I mean, we still do pretty good in Des Moines and everything.

996
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,000
They cooled off a little bit.

997
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Um, really, there's not that many to report.

998
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,000
Savannah, Georgia.

999
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,000
We got a surge there.

1000
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,000
I believe it's Georgia.

1001
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,000
Oklahoma City kind of sprung up.

1002
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:04,000
Um, yeah, that's, uh, yeah, that's pretty much right now.

1003
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,000
Okay.

1004
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:08,000
I'll give you the top, um, six or seven here.

1005
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:12,000
NA, number one, not available.

1006
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,000
Boardman, number two.

1007
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,000
Purdue, Canada, number three.

1008
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,000
Topohonic, number four.

1009
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:21,000
Columbus, Ohio, number five.

1010
01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,000
Kansas City, number six.

1011
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,000
Ashburn, number seven.

1012
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,000
North Carolina, right?

1013
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:31,000
Des Moines, number eight.

1014
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,000
Did I just say seven?

1015
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:33,000
Number eight.

1016
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:34,000
Uh, Harrisonville, number nine.

1017
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,000
And Brussels, Belgium, number 10.

1018
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:39,000
And coming in at 11 is Phoenix, out of nowhere.

1019
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:42,000
So, yeah.

1020
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,000
Yeah.

1021
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:44,000
So thank you guys, man.

1022
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:45,000
Excellent.

1023
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:50,000
I love seeing this, uh, this surge of new, of new blood, new towns.

1024
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:54,000
Uh, this is excellent because this means that like people hear the show.

1025
01:09:54,000 --> 01:10:02,000
And then suddenly we get on, they get on our register because people tell them about the show.

1026
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:05,000
One person ain't going to do this many downloads in one day.

1027
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,000
Okay.

1028
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:12,000
So they got to be telling people, hey, man, I just heard this new show that I know about called Two Douchebags and Microphone.

1029
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,000
You should check it out.

1030
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:18,000
So I'm sure that is word of mouth that is really getting us hot and heavy in these new markets.

1031
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,000
So thank you guys.

1032
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,000
Keep listening.

1033
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,000
Rob, you got anything you want to go into?

1034
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:28,000
Uh, I'll have to pull something else up.

1035
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,000
All right.

1036
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:33,000
Well, if not, I got a little something here if you want, if you want me to go ahead.

1037
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,000
Go ahead.

1038
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,000
Go ahead.

1039
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,000
Okay.

1040
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:40,000
Ruffles, you know, our favorite potato chip in the whole world, right?

1041
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:47,000
Is launching new limited, limited edition Korean style sweet and spicy chili flavor.

1042
01:10:47,000 --> 01:11:00,000
Just with just a few weeks until the new season brands are taking this time to roll out their new products that will become snacking staples for barbecues, hikes and everything in between.

1043
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:09,000
Ruffles is throwing its hat in the ring with the launch of limited edition Korean style sweet and spicy chili, rigid potato chips.

1044
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:12,000
To me, I hear the angels and trumpets again.

1045
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,000
What about you?

1046
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:16,000
Yes, I do.

1047
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,000
That sounds damn good.

1048
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:26,000
And I don't know about you, but I think Ruffles is really good at catching flavors.

1049
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,000
Yes.

1050
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:34,000
Yeah, I mean, Ruffles has some really good flavors that really, to me, taste really good and like they're supposed to.

1051
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:41,000
Like if they had like chili dog flavored, I think would, to me, it would taste like a good version of chili dog.

1052
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,000
They have grilled cheese to me.

1053
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,000
Yeah, I think it would.

1054
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:48,000
Yeah, it would taste like a real good version of grilled cheese.

1055
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,000
So I'm going to try those out.

1056
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,000
And you know what?

1057
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,000
If I think about it, I'll give a report.

1058
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,000
If not, then it's just going to be forgotten.

1059
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,000
Anyhow, Rob, you got something?

1060
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,000
Yeah, I got one going on here.

1061
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,000
Okay.

1062
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:05,000
So far, it's been a buggy Missouri summer.

1063
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:07,000
God, yeah.

1064
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:12,000
There's the cicada thing, which hasn't been too bad.

1065
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:18,000
I have not heard one cicada, which is fine with me.

1066
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:22,000
Yeah, they have definitely quieted down around here.

1067
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,000
Oh, did you hear them?

1068
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,000
They were down there.

1069
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,000
They're not around here.

1070
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,000
Oh my God, dude.

1071
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:29,000
Well, we got a bunch of valleys and stuff.

1072
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:31,000
Oh, I bet you they like the valleys.

1073
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,000
Yeah.

1074
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:35,000
And I'm kind of up on a hill, you know.

1075
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:40,000
Yeah, they're very big down here.

1076
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:43,000
They're supposed to be really obnoxious sounding, are they?

1077
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:50,000
Which kind of takes you back to our friends' podcast on the Bigfoot one.

1078
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,000
Yeah.

1079
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,000
Yeah. Yep. Yep.

1080
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,000
Yeah, yeah, it really does.

1081
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:58,000
Let's see.

1082
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,000
What was I going to say here?

1083
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,000
Oh, go ahead with the buggy thing.

1084
01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,000
Okay, yeah.

1085
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:07,000
Beals, flies, chicks, moths, worms.

1086
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:10,000
They've all been pretty active this summer.

1087
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:16,000
You have to think with all this rain, it's only a matter of time before those

1088
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:20,000
pesky mosquitoes start to fly around and bite.

1089
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:26,000
So is there anything you could do with your wardrobe to not attract the little

1090
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:28,000
blood sucking buggers?

1091
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,000
Yes, there is.

1092
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,000
Okay.

1093
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:37,000
However, first you put yourself in the mosquito's shoes.

1094
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:42,000
How does a mosquito figure out where the person is to bite?

1095
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,000
Smell.

1096
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:51,000
Mosquitoes smell specific compounds like CO2 from our breath, stimulating the

1097
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:57,000
bug's eyes to look for particular colors and visual patterns associated with their

1098
01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:01,000
potential host and seek them out.

1099
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,000
Wow, I see.

1100
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:07,000
I thought mosquitoes were attracted to fart because they love me.

1101
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:16,000
According to University of Washington researchers, mosquitoes will fly toward the

1102
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:21,000
colors red, orange, black, and cyan.

1103
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,000
Wow, okay.

1104
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:29,000
So that's the colors that attract them, orange, red, black, and cyan.

1105
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,000
Okay.

1106
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:36,000
Usually whenever I'm doing yard work, I'm wearing an old concert shirt, so maybe

1107
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:38,000
that's one reason.

1108
01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:42,000
Yeah, that could be, too.

1109
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:51,000
While ignoring other colors such as green, purple, blue, and white.

1110
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:54,000
Okay.

1111
01:14:54,000 --> 01:15:01,000
If you wear green, purple, blue, or white, you're less likely to have these pesky

1112
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:04,000
mosquitoes bother you.

1113
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:07,000
Okay.

1114
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:10,000
That's great information.

1115
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:11,000
Yeah.

1116
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:14,000
I have to slather myself with so much off, I hate it.

1117
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,000
I mean, I don't like the smell of it.

1118
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:20,000
I don't like the way it feels going on your skin, but it's still better than a bunch

1119
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:24,000
of mosquitoes attacking you and leaving these little red itchy bumps all over your

1120
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:25,000
body.

1121
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:29,000
My big thing is chiggers.

1122
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:30,000
Oh, gosh.

1123
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1124
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:35,000
Every year, my ankles get tore up.

1125
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:40,000
Have you ever been attacked by noceums or sand fleas?

1126
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,000
No, I have not.

1127
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,000
Okay, they're really bad in Florida.

1128
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:45,000
Okay.

1129
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,000
They call them noceums.

1130
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:52,000
Look it up when you get a chance, N-O-S-E-E-E-M-S, noceums.

1131
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,000
Okay.

1132
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:59,000
Okay, it's like a really, let's see, what would you call it?

1133
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:04,000
Juvenile, whatever, simple way of saying it, just calling them noceums.

1134
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:10,000
And then I broke it down because I was in Florida and the sun was rising and I was

1135
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:17,000
wearing flip-flops and I go out there and the sun's rising, I got some pictures, and

1136
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,000
I'm going back to the resort, okay.

1137
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:26,000
I come back and all the way up, just up above my calves are nothing but red bumps,

1138
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,000
itching like hell.

1139
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:30,000
They itch so bad I scratched them raw.

1140
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,000
And I'm like, damn.

1141
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:38,000
And then Val's niece came over and I'm like, man, something got me.

1142
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:40,000
And she said, oh, those are noceums.

1143
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,000
They're sand fleas.

1144
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:45,000
We don't have them around here, but they make chiggers look like nothing.

1145
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:51,000
I mean, these, yeah, anyone that knows what I'm talking about, they know what I'm saying.

1146
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,000
These things are the most horrid things.

1147
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:56,000
And basically they get in your skin and they die.

1148
01:16:56,000 --> 01:17:01,000
When they die, they release the toxin that is very itchy and bubbles up your skin red.

1149
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,000
It's just horrible when you think about it.

1150
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:07,000
These little bastards get in you, they die, they lay their eggs, all this shit.

1151
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,000
And then you're scratching the piss out of yourself.

1152
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:17,000
And I guess from what I understand, always wear shoes on the beach in the morning

1153
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,000
because that's what sand fleas are out.

1154
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,000
So I didn't know this.

1155
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,000
I didn't know about the golden rule.

1156
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:30,000
And I guess that's a golden rule down there is because if not, you're going to get eaten up by these sand fleas

1157
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,000
because I guess they leave during the day.

1158
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:34,000
It's too hot for them.

1159
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:37,000
So anyhow, did you have more of that article, Rob?

1160
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,000
No, that was all that article.

1161
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,000
Okay, yeah.

1162
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,000
Yeah, take my word for it.

1163
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,000
No, seahums are the worst thing around.

1164
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:51,000
So anyhow, well, I think we're going to go ahead and wrap a bow on this bitch and kick it on down the road.

1165
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,000
What do you think, Rob?

1166
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,000
Sounds good.

1167
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,000
All righty.

1168
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,000
Yeah, I'm getting a little tired.

1169
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,000
Okay, yeah, it sounds like it.

1170
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:00,000
All right, everybody.

1171
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:06,000
Once again, my day off, I wake up at like 530.

1172
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,000
Oh, I remember those days.

1173
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:11,000
I couldn't get the early out of my blood either.

1174
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,000
Hi, Grandma Opal.

1175
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:13,000
Hi, Jimmy.

1176
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:14,000
Hi, Ricky.

1177
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:17,000
You guys rule Dog City, Kansas.

1178
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,000
Hi, Grandma.

1179
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,000
Hi, Jimmy.

1180
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,000
Hi, Ricky.

1181
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,000
I was just about to do that, my friend.

1182
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,000
Oh, awesome.

1183
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:26,000
Yeah, we're getting to where we remember every episode to say hi to them.

1184
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:27,000
And we promised that.

1185
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:35,000
When we found out that Grandma Opal listens to us, we salute her every show and also Jimmy for turning her on to there.

1186
01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:41,000
And also Ricky because he butted in and said, hey, they're not the only ones that listen in Dog City, Kansas.

1187
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:44,000
So anyhow, thank you guys.

1188
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:47,000
You had some rough weather a few times last week.

1189
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:51,000
Hopefully it starts getting into more of a summertime pattern.

1190
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:55,000
And whenever it rains and thunders, it doesn't bring 80 mile an hour winds and tornadoes.

1191
01:18:55,000 --> 01:19:00,000
So anyhow, thank you all for listening.

1192
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,000
Good night, assholes.

1193
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:06,000
Good night, assholes.

1194
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:07,000
Oh, no.

1195
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,000
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1196
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:14,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1197
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:15,000
Fear not, assholes.

1198
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:26,000
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.