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And I am Rob.
Rob, remember what I just told you? I said I'm going to drop some very shocking news right off.
Yes, you did. And that really piqued my interest.
Well, here it is.
First off, we have some horrible news.
This is with a heavy heart.
I have to announce that the Jewel of Henry County, Montrose, Missouri, has lost its power plant.
What?
Evergy has decided to close the plant permanently and completed it with a demolition to boot. It's gone.
Aw, damn.
It's no longer the perfect land.
We're going to have to, like, maybe go to Laysin. They have all the above.
So, anyhow, Henry County, no longer the Jewel of Henry County, Montrose, Missouri, has lost its one and only power plant.
They demolished it.
But here's the deal, Rob. Besides that, our friends at Montrose failed to clue us in on the cease of operations and the subsequent demolition thereafter.
Here at Two Deucebags and a Microphone, we are deeply hurt by the secret that was kept from us.
We will get over the betrayal, but I think it will take some time. Don't you think so, Rob?
Yes.
My gut is twisted over this. They never told us one thing.
Come on. First time we would have went down to use our camping spot, we would have seen this.
I had to find out through my friend Richie in Grandview, who obviously listens, and I didn't know, and thank you very much. You are awesome, Richie.
Thank you, Richie.
Yeah, whenever you and your brother want to go out to the pub or something again, let me know, man. Let's do it.
Me and Val's up for the game. So it was good chatting with you that little while back, but thank you for listening, Richie.
She's a cool chick. I've known her a long time. So anyhow, thank you for listening.
And anyhow, okay, so I'm saying this. We'll get over the betrayal, but I'm saying, tightwad, look for us soon.
Don't you think? All this smack talk towards tightwad.
I don't know. They're still upset with me for taking Montrose's side.
Me too, and the whole time.
They might understand this, though. They might understand this.
We were being duped. We thought they still had a power plant.
I'll bet you Chet doesn't even have an extension cord for our campground.
I'll bet you that was a lie, too. Our whole relationship.
That's all right. I plan on taking extra anyway.
Okay. Our whole relationship with Montrose has been built on a lie, and it deeply hurts me.
So, but anyhow, thank you, my good friend Richie, for making aware the plant is being demolished.
She sent me the video of it being demolished. My heart dropped.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
And none of them have emailed us to inform us of this.
Nothing. Nothing. Just a big middle finger.
They may be there in mourning themselves.
Do you think so, Rob? Do you think we need to give them a little bit more of a chance to come forward and explain?
That's the biggest thing they have.
Okay. They always email us, so here's the challenge, Montrose, Missouri.
You explain your position and why it happened like this, and we'll take it under consideration.
Does that sound good, Rob?
Yeah. I mean, come on. That would be like tearing down worlds of fun or something.
Yeah. I mean, what a gut punch. I had to watch your plant being demolished.
I had to watch a video of it. My heart sank, guys.
Oh, wow.
I know. It's no longer the perfect place.
And I thought they were booming.
I did, too. This whole relationship has been built on a lie, and we are hurt, Montrose.
So anyhow, thank you, Richie.
They still have the lake.
Yeah, that's true. Maybe the lake won't be so polluted now.
And it's all blue now.
Yes, yes.
And the junkyard.
Yeah?
Yeah.
But we'll give it some deep consideration.
Yes, we'll see, because I think Titewad only has a junkyard, nothing else.
So anyhow, but we still love you, Titewad. We still love you.
So anyhow, thank you, Richie, for letting us in your ear holes.
It's very kind to you.
And if you ever want to get on the air or something, let me know.
If you email me, whatever, do 66b at yahoo.com.
Send me a message on Facebook like you did of the plant imploding.
Anything you got to say, anything at all, man.
We'd love to have you or hear from you.
So all right.
So here's what I'm saying, Rob, this whole situation,
this whole thing of this Coupe de Ville bumper,
the right side Chevy Chevelle quarter panel,
the leopard skin steering wheel protector,
the pond that was going to be dug up from Rob on his vacation.
You should let them have the old bowling trophy.
Which is coming up.
Yes.
Which is coming up.
Well, I think all that's off indefinitely
until we get a proper explanation of what happened, don't you?
Will you think so?
Yeah, yeah.
But they can have the old bowling trophy.
Do we agree to that?
Yeah, I want to know.
You guys can have the old bowling trophy,
and I forgot what the hell it was for.
Yeah, see, I already have it.
It's not a bowling contest or some shit, I don't know.
I don't.
I don't know.
Anyhow.
Okay, so now that we got that out of the way.
Oh, and by the way, you guys should go get your own damn jelly.
No.
I forgot that.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, it's in Lincoln.
What was that, Lincoln?
Lincoln, yep.
Yeah.
Lincoln, Missouri, while you're there, go to a real like.
Jab, little jab.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, I was going to go see the Poko Haram guitarist and solo artist, Robin Trower.
I personally love his style of playing.
Do you like Robin Trower?
Yes, I do.
He's got a unique playing style that I really like.
And I mean, he's really good.
I love just listening to his guitar.
And he was going to do a show at my favorite venue in Kansas City, the Uptown Theatre.
I just read that his whole tour is being canceled due to a major surgery.
So that sucks.
Robin, get better.
I hope you get well enough to possibly do more shows.
I would love to attend if you come by here or somewhere within striking distance.
I will see you.
You know, like I said before, Father Time carries a baseball bat.
And he is a mean bastard.
Right?
Yes, he does.
Yes.
So Robin Trower, we love you.
Get better.
We'll say a prayer for you.
Okay.
Yes, we will.
All right.
So it seems like Waterpark is a band.
I don't even know who the hell they are.
Do you?
Never heard of them.
Me neither.
Waterpark's new drummer, Otto Wood, has been under a lot of scrutiny.
It seems that he shares a name with the famous train robber and killer from the early 1900s.
Otto Wood.
The rumor began when the other bandmates were teasing him about being a serial killer.
Then of course people started taking things in the wrong direction.
And now there are people who actually think he is in fact a serial killer.
You know, if I was Otto Wood, maybe he should change his name to Jason Bonham or possibly Roger Taylor.
Maybe you could sell a couple of tickets.
Maybe real people like me and Rob would ever hear your name.
Yes?
Okay, update.
Waterpark is an American rock band formed in Houston, Texas in 2011.
They are a pop punk, pop rock, western pop, alternative rock, hip hop and hip hop.
Okay, they suck.
Alright, thank you.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, okay.
So yeah, change your name to Roger Taylor.
I mean, you know, at least some people try to go see you then.
Or, you know, like I said, Jason Bonham.
So anyhow.
Okay.
Alright.
If, you know, stupid people and their money, we talk about it a lot, right?
How they, how the stupid money or stupid people just throw their money at stupid shit, right?
Well, okay.
There are new charms, toe charms for your toes that are for crocs.
And people are buying them.
There's a backlog.
They can't sell.
They don't have any to sell right now because people are grabbing these things up, these toe charms,
to put on their toes while they're wearing crocs, specifically for crocs.
Any thoughts?
I can't stand crocs anyway.
Me neither.
And I definitely wouldn't be wearing a toe charm.
Like I said, man, stupid people throwing money at stupid shit happens every day.
And I used to say, find a need and, you know, you can get rich.
Now I'm saying find something stupid that everybody can focus in on instead of real issues,
and you'll be a millionaire.
So anyhow.
I'm going to be nice because I think I can describe most of the people.
But I'll be nice.
So anyhow, hey, you know, it's all the rage.
Stupid people parting with their money.
Right now, little charms that go on the end of your toe for people that wear crocs.
So maybe man bun guy could buy prosthetic balls and an adipose apple as well.
Just call them wiener charms.
Yeah.
So man bun guy.
Sounds good.
Maybe sell some testicles and maybe an Adam's apple.
And we'll just call them wiener charms.
And we're just going to set this right here on this desk for you guys.
There you go.
You're welcome.
I can hear the whimper and the joy right now, can't you?
Oh, yes, definitely.
You're welcome, man bun guy.
One small step at a time, we are trying to man you up.
It's a hard job, though.
It's a hard job.
So I think that all our sweat and tears trying to man up man bun guy should not be unnoticed.
I think that they should notice that we are trying to do this and thank us every now.
Blow us an email.
Say, hey, guys, thanks for trying to man me up.
I don't think it's possible, but thanks for trying.
Would you be good with that?
I would.
Yeah, I would definitely be good with that.
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
I'm not sure they appreciate it, Rob.
I'm feeling really lonely right now.
First Montrose, now man bun guy.
So all right.
Well, can't win for losing.
No, no, no.
I'm I'm I'm up in arms.
I'm flabbergasted.
You and all the other fancy.
Yeah, yeah, I'm just up in arms, up in arms right now.
If you looked at me, my arms would be up, up in arms, whatever the fuck that means.
That's what I am.
All right.
Well, guess.
Well, guess Facebook is getting sick of being known as a boomer social media.
Facebook is trying to get more youth back into Facebook.
Metta is desperately trying to lure Gen Z demographic and went over and increase engagement from the younger generation.
Facebook execs presented their strategy for the next 20 years.
This will be focusing on Gen Z and artificial intelligence.
Facebook was handling it, handing out pamphlets to those who attended conference in New York over the generational split.
It said we are not your mom's Facebook.
You know what? I guess we'll know if the new platform is working when you see Gen Z snapping and posting pics of their man bun or pictures of their tofurky and kale plates.
Right.
Yep. Yep.
Just like us, us, us Xers and boomers.
We show you our cheesecake.
We show you our beautiful salad.
We show you our luscious lasagna.
You can send us your man bun and kale pics over the internet.
Right, fair?
Fair enough.
Alright.
Alright, Rob, that is all for the first third.
We turn to you once again.
Two.
Alright, well, I have come across our dumbass of the week.
Alright.
And I think you will totally agree with this.
Alright, I floored a woman called 911 on herself during an attempted carjacking at a car dealership so she could do it legally, according to the Lee County Sheriff's Office.
Yes, you heard me right.
Christy Turman, 37, was arrested and faces trespassing charges in relation to the incident.
An audio clip of Turman's 911 call and video footage of her arrest at the dealership were shared by the Lee County Sheriff's Office in an episode of its Facebook Live series, Live with LCSO, which aired on Wednesday, June 5th.
Because I'm trying to steal a car that's not legally mine, Turman told the dispatcher during the 911 call, so you all better come and make a report.
I'm reporting this.
Responding, Lee County Sheriff's Office deputies arrived at the scene and spotted Turman exiting the driver's side of a stolen Toyota Corolla.
Discuss that claim.
No, here's where it really gets funny.
The suspect claimed that she was trained in a game of black ops to steal the car that contacted police in order to do so legally.
Oh, that's funny, but that's like what?
Yeah, she's trained in a game of black ops to do this, but she wanted to do it legally.
Okay, she could probably get an insanity plea.
Anyhow, go ahead.
Turman's criminal history includes a variety of charges including petty theft, robbery, and aggravated battery.
According to the Lee County Sheriff's Office, no additional details about Turman's arrest were shared by the Department of Department of Publication.
Rob, what's her name?
It is Kristy Turman.
Okay, Kristy Turman is on the ASPADLIN list. Agreed?
Alright.
Alright, Kristy Turman?
Alright.
T-U-R-M-A-N.
Okay, cool.
It's like Turman just switches the U and the R.
Okay, thank you.
Anyhow, go ahead.
Oh, that was the end on that one.
Okay.
What else could you speak about?
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
I didn't know if they were going to explain anything else or not.
Sometimes they go into, you know, when they're going to go to court and all that shit and everything.
No, no, no, no, no.
Alright, well, Kristy Turman is getting an invisible ASPADLIN coming up along with all these other dumb fucks.
So anyhow, we are approaching the 20 minute mark, so let's just go ahead and take our break.
And I'm going to go do several bumps of heroin and I'll come right back. Sound good?
Alright, I'll hit the signal.
Alright, great. Sounds like a plan. Allegedly.
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Rob, we've been talking about Rasheer Rice a lot lately, right?
Yeah, I've been talking about him.
Yeah, I think we even gave him an invisible ass-paddling, did we?
Yes, we did.
Okay. Well, Rasheer Rice is finally learning how to work.
Rasheer Rice gave back to the local community of Dallas by distributing free pizza and water.
The kind gesture was filmed and posted on his Instagram account.
Supporting those in need before summer, it's your boy, Double R.
We're out here giving out some water and some pizza in the summertime, said Rice in the video.
In case anyone's wondering, he did not drive himself there. He Ubered there.
So you guys are okay to be out on the road, okay? You can go get your pizza.
Yeah, that's smart. He probably don't have a driver's license at this point.
Yeah, I'm surprised he had enough money for an Uber. I mean, yeah, all his lawsuits.
He hasn't paid up yet. Well, he's had to give the order his money.
Yeah, you know what? You're right. He probably signed something like,
Yeah, I got future earnings coming. So, you know, hey, I'll break off a chunk of that.
How's that? A little interest to boot.
So anyhow, at least he's trying to clean up his image. And that's what he needs to do.
He needs to present to the NFL, look, I'm sorry. I did some stupid shit. It won't happen again.
I'm the model citizen. Look, look at me handing out free food and water to everybody.
You know, this is the new me. Not that old me that runs off when I hit somebody and I don't know if they're dead or not.
So, oh, and my question is, yes. What are you going to do for the Kansas City Chiefs for running their name to the mud?
I'm thinking when it's time to resign him in another four years or probably three years,
he'll probably get a deal ahead of time before it before his contracts up.
I mean, I think it's going to be a little bit of a hometown discount because you've been a bonehead.
I mean, really, that's what we did with Hill. He was being a bonehead.
And they're like, all right, well, we'll resign you.
But it's not going to be as much because you're showing some tendencies that we don't like.
You see, I think it's going to be a little bit of a hometown discount.
So, I mean, that's remains to be seen. Maybe they won't keep them.
I think that's why they're beefing up all these draft picks, wide receivers, hiring Hollywood Brown, getting Nicole Hardman back.
He was resigned. Nicole Hardman Xavier Worthy was signed.
He is last draft pick to sign.
So, I mean, you know, they're kind of building a nucleus of they think of what the future is going to be.
Mahomes already stated he wants that that long downfield passing game back.
And they're getting speedy guys with good hands.
That's what they need to do this. Mahomes could deliver the ball.
He just needs people there to do it. Right.
So, you know, so you never know.
After three years, they may be like, you know, this guy wants a lot of money and we think he's doing stupid shit.
You know, may not get resigned.
So anyhow, I think he will. I think he's going to be such a valuable commodity.
And also, if nothing else, you keep them away from teams that could really damage us with them. Right.
Yeah. You know, Buffalo, Cincinnati, the Texans, all these teams.
Would love to get a hold of a guy like that and use them against us.
So anyhow, I hope Rushie Rice is sincere.
I hope that this just isn't something to pacify the NFL and the people because he knows everybody's upset in his actions.
I hope it's real. I hope he's humbled.
You know, so anyhow, so Rushie, keep doing this.
No problems. So anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.
All right. I'm going to start another little series. OK, cool.
When I went across its 20 best little known history facts.
And what I'm going to do, I'm going to do like I've been doing. I'm going to break it up into two or three shows.
Cool.
All right.
First, the Great Pyramid of Giza was the tallest man-made structure in the world for over 3800 years until the Lincoln Cathedral was completed in 1311 A.D.
Hmm. OK.
Yeah.
That's a good fact. I didn't know it. Go ahead.
Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian. She was a Macedonian Greek, he said, and a member of the Ptolemaic dynasty.
Yeah. Yeah. I knew that. I knew that.
Another one in name. Yeah.
The Library of Alexandria, one of the most famous libraries of the ancient world, was not destroyed in a single event, but rather suffered multiple incidents of destruction over several centuries.
OK.
Very cool.
Yeah.
And the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, might not have existed in Babylon at all.
Some historians believe they were actually located in Nevaeh.
N-I-M-E-E-E-H.
OK.
I could believe that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I could believe that. I mean, you know, history like that is so hard to prove.
You know, you're not going to have photographs. You're definitely not going to have direct descendants like they were young or something.
I mean, really, history like that is, I know certain things happen, but I think the timeline is very much in question on a lot of them.
What do you think?
Yes, it is.
But I could believe it. I could believe that they have some of it wrong like that very easily.
I mean, and also, are we talking about when all the continents were together in one mass? I think maybe so.
Yeah, I'm guessing, yeah.
For a long time it would have been, yeah.
If there's that much shifting to create these oceans and the lands apart, then something could have been exactly where they thought it was, and it could have shifted.
I mean, it's just like the pyramids they showed that there were rivers in ancient times in there that dried up.
And that's how they hold a lot of this stuff down, not people did. They found a way to send it downstream.
So they just now recently found this technology and found it out.
So, I mean, there's a lot of stuff like that that we don't know exactly what happened because there's no way we could.
So anyhow, that's a good fact.
Well, after we discussed that here a while back about the river, getting the stones there and everything, and you mentioned about the landing strips.
Yes.
Could there be a chance that that's what people were seeing? They thought were landing strips, but no, it was actually this river.
Could be. I mean, I don't know. I'll have to look into that.
You know, I'll put it like this. You can be up in an airplane and something looks, you know, when you're up in a plane, you look down and everything looks like squares.
Yeah.
OK. Well, I mean, you could have something like that. I mean, it could look like landing strips, but actually it was an indentation of rivers very easily. So, you know, who knows?
I mean, all that stuff. It's great that they, yeah, they drew these weird people and they were aliens and the original Egyptians disappeared.
It's great to think that. But, I mean, I don't think we have enough of everything to even really have an educated guess on it.
That's just my belief.
Right. So that's something that we should contact our friends over. Let's get to the bottom of that.
Let's get to the bottom of that podcast. Maybe they could do some research on that.
Love that podcast. That podcast is amazing.
I'm listening every day.
I told him. I told him. I told him. I said, yeah, I said, Rob, I can't put you guys down. He's like, really? I'm like, yeah.
I go, man, he's he's all over that podcast and me when I get time, I listen to it when I don't, you know.
So I'm going through this stuff. But the new one about the Antichrist, I'm yet to hear that. Did you listen to it?
Right. Yeah, I've already listened to the Antichrist one and I listened to the hard one. But then I went back and catching up again.
I did listen to the Bigfoot one today.
That was good.
That was a little shocking because the gentleman that they had as a guest mentioned Lake of the Ozarks.
I told him. I told him about the Momo Monster.
I think he was talking about the same thing, but he didn't act like he he got the correlation.
So I'll talk to him about it again.
I thought the guy mentioned Lake of the Ozarks. That would be the Momo Monster.
But the Momo Monster is supposed to be taller than Bigfoot, right?
Or that's what I thought someone said. They have they have glowing red eyes.
Right. Yeah. So, you know, who knows?
Maybe that's a different type of Bigfoot or maybe that is Bigfoot and the rest of them did not get that good a look at him.
I mean, so anyhow, yeah.
Yeah, I've got a few more here.
Well, I was I was I was telling my friend that that does a podcast.
Let's get to the bottom that about Hemi Sync and all this thing that the advertisers use.
It's subliminal flashes of light, different numbers.
All this stuff enhances your inner your subconscious to understand and believe things and and to buy things.
Impulse buying. They do all different types.
It's been proven in I think so from what I've read and saw that they do stuff like this.
And it has an effect on us to buy stuff or to or to believe certain things.
And I've got a for instance, Rob, and then we get back to your thing here while we're talking about this.
And I was telling Jason about that on that podcast.
And I want them to do a podcast on this. And I'm hoping they will.
Is this right here? They proved in in Europe a few years back.
They outlawed cigarette advertising being on the funny cars and any type of a car race.
OK, so I think it was Winston or Marlboro.
One of those guys took and did a pattern of squares that when it's racing down the road,
it's the Marlboro or Winston emblem without actually saying it.
So you would see this car racing down the road, the same thing they do in commercials, even music, even audio.
And as a matter of fact, I'm not I'm not actually I think there's a chance that maybe this back masking was a ruse
to get people to listen to that instead of listening to what they're really doing.
But but then again, who knows? But I'll tell you this, it sure is fun to think and talk about, isn't it?
Yeah, it is. It is.
Nothing piques my interest in a good conspiracy theory.
I'm raising my eyebrow at that and going, oh, yeah, do tell you so.
And you do, too, Rob. You might be worse than me. It sounds like.
Well, I really like these guys.
Well, their personality, their personalities, great.
And Jason's I don't know the other guy, but Jason's personality is excellent. He's a good guy.
And I mean, I could see when he told me he did a podcast, I could see.
Yeah, I'm like, OK, I believe it. He has a personality, that energy, that vigor.
So, you know, that that that type of thing that people need to do a show.
You got to have a certain amount of energy and it's got to be a certain amount to me, weird energy to make a good show, to make an entertaining show.
I think you have to have a really strong, weird energy.
And to me, that's definitely me.
There's a lot of other guys that I could name that have weird energy to me that do a fantastic show.
So and anyhow, so let's get back on track with this, Rob.
All right. All right. Now we're going to move into the medieval times.
Oh, good.
Knights often fought on foot.
Contrary to popular belief, they didn't always fight on horseback.
OK.
Medieval castles were often painted in bright colors.
The stone gray look we associate with them today is a result of centuries of weathering.
Cool.
That's something I didn't know.
No, I didn't either. That's that's a really cool factor.
Rob, I really, I really like this segment.
I do too. I hope you can find more to keep it going for a while.
This is really good. So anyhow, go ahead.
The Black Death killed an estimated 25 million people in Europe,
which was about one third of the continent's population at the time.
I don't know if you know this, whether the article states this or not.
Is the Black Death the Black Plague? Is that what they're talking about?
Or is it something different?
That's the way I'm guessing. I don't know.
OK.
I'm just reading what.
But yeah, I'll tell you what, when I get done, I'll jump on, look it up, see if that's what it was.
Wait a minute, you're talking now. I'll look. I'll look. Go ahead.
OK. Next.
Vikings didn't wear a horn of helmets. This myth was popularized in 19th century opera costumes.
Oh, wow. Cool.
OK, and that's all I was going to go into for tonight.
Sorry if I didn't have like some sort of really I'm doing this.
I enjoyed that. Thank you.
OK, yes, the Black Plague is sometimes used to refer to the Black Death.
So here it is. Here's what it officially says.
This term, along with mega pestilocina, great pestilence translated,
was used in the Middle Ages to refer to what we know today as the Black Death,
as well as to other outbreaks of disease.
Black Death is also sometimes used to refer Black Death
and also rarely used in scholarly studies. Yes.
So I guess the Black Death kind of covered everything.
So I'm going to say they're talking about the Black Plague.
Yeah, that's kind of the way I was thinking.
The Black Plague is actually...
I think I heard it referred to that.
OK, well, it sounds to me by this little article here, you know, when you Google something.
Black Plague is actually a...
what do you call it?
A different word or a pet word or whatever or a nickname for Black Death.
So I think Black Death was a real term.
And then someone came up with the Black Plague.
You see what I'm saying? Yeah.
So anyhow, go ahead, Rob.
All right, that's all I was going to cover for tonight.
OK, I'll do more on the next.
All right. Thank you, Rob. That was really good.
All right. We're a little bit early.
I'm thinking, should we take our break right now?
Or what do you think, Rob? How are you feeling?
Yeah, well, let's do it.
Yeah.
Here, I'll go ahead and throw on your American songwriter for the night.
Awesome.
It's a quick one. OK.
Re-embarrassing hair metal songs we actually love.
OK.
Every Rose Has Its Storm, Poison, 1988.
Not me. I always thought that song was hideous.
The track hit number one on the Billboard Hot 100.
And between shredding guitar solos, we've seen a Brett Michaels sing about the pearls of love.
Shredding guitar solos?
Catch what I said.
OK. I don't quite agree with that, but all right.
I love American songwriter, don't get me wrong, but I just don't see that.
Anyhow, go ahead.
What do you think? Do you like it or not? Do you think it should be on there or not?
Well, it's more of a ballad anyway.
Yeah, it kind of confused me. Yeah, OK. All right. Well, whatever. I mean, you know what?
Which I have another list I'm working on that goes into ballads, too.
Thinking of that, Topher and I are going to be doing a one-off segment about music.
And I'm not sure when we're going to record it. We're talking about it right now.
But we're going to record it and it's going to be a little bonus episode.
So that's something to look forward to.
Unless you hate us, then that's nothing to look forward to.
Go ahead, Rob.
Of course, I ain't next. Pour some sugar on me. Death Weapon, 1987.
Wholeheartedly agree with that one.
I hated the song when it came out because it was so popular and all the teeny boppers loved it.
And I'm like, man, get away from my fucking hard rock. Get away from my metal, you little bitches.
But I was the same way. It was more as they were trying to hit the teeny boppers.
It's a real toe-tapper, but not in a Minnesota airport bathroom stall.
You got it. Google it.
I love using that. Certain amount of people are like, oh, oh, oh, as other people are like doing RCA Victor
with their head turned. Huh? Anyhow, go ahead.
OK, I don't know if I agree with this.
OK.
Runaway by Bon Jovi, 1984.
OK, that that song didn't get as popular as it should have been, in my opinion.
I think the song was very well written and is one of the best songs Bon Jovi had ever recorded, in my opinion.
I like the song a lot.
Oh, so to me, it's OK. But I just don't think that that song was that popular.
So anyhow, go ahead. What were you saying?
I was going to go ahead and read some of this. Why this one is on this list.
And it's from John Bon Jovi's mouth himself. OK.
He's talked about the regret he felt over the video.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, he goes on and says, yeah, it's the video that killed that song.
The video was so amateur, they could have done so.
And the relentless synthesizer.
Yes. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what, I think it might have been Aldo Nova that did the solo on that.
I think I read that because it was not Richie Sambora yet.
That song was actually, I believe it was recorded before there was actually Bon Jovi the band.
I think this may have been John Bon Jovi working on this song with other musicians.
I believe that's true. You guys can look it up for yourself.
But I'm pretty sure that's true.
So and I think it might have been Aldo Nova that the producer got to do the solo and some of the bridge work and all that on that song.
And that's how come that song is quite a departure from the rest of stuff that they've done in the video.
I don't think he John Bon Jovi did not say this, obviously.
But I think they didn't have quite the capital to work with.
So the video was it was what it was.
It's what they could afford. But if I was Bon Jovi, I would rerecord that video.
Well, now it doesn't count. You know what? No one watches videos now.
So anyhow. All right. Go ahead, Rob.
According to that, I just do believe playing the Google Tim Pierce play guitar on one way.
Oh, OK. All right.
It was a session guitarist who was working with John.
What? OK, I think Aldo Nova did something else with Bon Jovi.
Then I remember that I all look it up. Go ahead with the American song.
Yeah. Anyhow, no, I was I was done with that one.
That was cool. You want. All right. Let's go to break.
I like that segment a lot, even though we didn't agree with it.
It gave us a lot to talk about, didn't it? Yeah.
Hey, I'm trying to find a little more.
Rob, you're doing fantastic. No complaints.
All right. We'll be right back in a couple of minutes.
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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark.
And I'm Rob.
Rob, you like Taco Bell?
Oh, occasionally.
You like Heinz, the ketchup people?
Yeah.
Well, this article might be for you. It's definitely for me.
Taco Bell and Heinz have teamed up together to offer three amazing sounding jars of dip.
Do you hear angels and trumpets?
I do.
Starting to.
All right.
So they're offering three amazing sounding jars of dip.
They are as follows.
Spicy bean dip.
Creamy Crunchwrap Supreme dip.
And saucy Mexican style pizza dip.
Okay, you got me.
Yeah, I hear angels and trumpets.
I'm here.
Yep.
Anyhow, Taco Bell still has a line of grilled cheese dips from last year as well, which are very good.
I've never tried one, but I've heard people talk about them.
They're just for grilled cheese to dip your grilled cheese in too.
Isn't that cool?
Yeah.
Yeah, my son gets that.
Oh, okay. All right.
He'll go to McDonald's and he'll do that. Yeah.
Yeah.
Here's what I suggest Taco Bell does, because they're trying to get into the grocery market.
They've been selling their sauce for some time, and now they actually sell specialty sauces like the Shiratsa, the Extra Hot, the Ghost Pepper.
They have all these different sauces that they do, Southwestern, and they sell them in stores.
So here's what I think they need to do.
And I'm serious about this.
How about Burrito Supremes that are in a box that you can warm up at home or work?
I would buy them.
No problem, wouldn't you?
Oh my God.
Wouldn't that be fantastic?
Hell yeah.
And they could even put like the sour cream and stuff on the side.
So when you warm it up, you put the lettuce and sour cream on it that, you know, in the box you have, you know, this other stuff.
Or if that doesn't work, then you can sell them in, I don't know, smaller containers that are just supposed to be refrigerated.
Or you could add your own sour cream or whatever.
You know, I think it has sour cream in it.
I'm not for sure.
I forgot.
But yeah, a warm up Burrito Supreme to me sounds awesome.
I mean, you know, people eat a lot of White Castle ones that are frozen.
I see people doing them all the time.
You know, they eat the frozen White Castles and they're like, yeah, it's not quite a White Castle off the grill.
But you know what?
It's close enough.
I think this, if they did it right, would be close enough.
You and me would buy it, right?
Oh, I definitely would.
Yeah.
I wish I would consider something like that.
That'd be great for lunch.
Yeah, wouldn't it be awesome?
It's like, hey, what are you warming up there, Rob?
Burrito Supreme.
Yeah.
Oh, what did you do?
You go to Taco Bell last night?
No.
Went down to Gerbs.
Is that what you said the name of the store is there?
Yeah, Gerbs.
Gerbs.
OK.
Yeah.
And that is a Kroger store in disguise, right?
Yeah.
OK.
All right.
Kroger store in disguise.
OK.
That was all that article.
So, Rob, we turn to you.
Well, this one was my number two pick for Tom Ash of the Week.
But yeah, that gal, I think, beat this one up.
OK.
A fish fan, you know, the past fish?
Yeah, P-H-I-S-H, yes.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yep.
Has been banned from every MSG property, including Madison Square Garden and the Sphere, after
taking a historic bong hit and becoming the first person to ever smoke from a bong inside
the Sphere in Las Vegas.
Oh.
All right.
They, they, I'm not a, I'm not a big fan of fish, but suddenly they just lured me in with
that.
All right, Fish, I love you officially now.
That's why I definitely picked number two.
Yes.
OK.
This occurred during Fish's 420 show, Go Figure, at the Sphere.
Fish spent four nights at the Sphere in Las Vegas from 418 to 421, and I was there on
419 and 420, shedding just one sweet over from where this guy ripped the bong and posted
it on Instagram on 420.
I didn't see him hitting the bong in the sweet next hours, but the video went super viral
in Fish circles, and I saw it within minutes of the video being posted.
Wow.
All right, Fish, I commend you.
Wow.
OK, great.
You got more.
Yeah, it does a little further.
OK, go ahead.
On that image, he jokingly wrote, the Sphere sent me a plaque to commemorate what is now
officially the first bong hit taken in the Sphere.
They sent you a plaque.
Wow, they sent a letter.
That's great.
Stunning.
Jokes aside, getting bans from the Sphere and all MSG properties is a Fish fans' worst
nightmare.
Uh-huh.
Fish has played 83 shows at MSG over the years and often performed four back-to-back
nights over New Year's Eve, and these are typically some of the best Fish shows of the
year.
This guy screwed himself.
I love that.
That's fantastic.
But, yeah, there's a video on Instagram.
Well, I'm going to have to look it up after this.
On Instagram, go to Ashton Farts.
That's the person that posted it.
I think I was there yesterday.
Awesome.
Is that all the article?
Yeah, yeah, that was it.
OK, I want to do a side note right now.
Seriously.
OK.
Las Vegas Airport, their new airport, there are slot machines everywhere, and how come
you always get a long delay at Las Vegas and not any other place really?
I have a theory.
I think they work with that airport to leave people there for three or four hours when
they're bored.
What do people do when they're bored?
They go cash in a couple of hundos and start playing the slots, right?
Yeah.
I have no proof of it, but just something I mean, I've noticed this.
I've been delayed in Las Vegas quite a few times asking for a friend, whatever.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
So, yeah, just my own little theory.
But like I said, I'm a conspiracy guy.
I admit it.
Anyhow, a deepfake video of a State Department official falsely claiming a Russian city is
a legitimate target for Ukrainian strikes using U.S. weapons.
Pre-Russia social media accounts amplifying stories about divisive political topics and
as immigration and campus protests over the war in Gaza.
Sham news sites spoofing real publications or posting as legitimate sounding outlets
with names like DC Weekly and Boston Times and Election Watch.
And I have seen all of those websites, I believe, maybe not Election Watch, but I have seen
the other two and I question it because I've never known of a Boston Times or a DC Weekly.
I've never heard of that ever.
And I'm like, okay.
And whenever you hear that and they're acting like they're a legitimate news source, it
makes me wonder.
It's like, wait a minute.
I've never heard of it.
You know, the Boston Herald or, you know, the Post.
None of this stuff.
I mean, so I think people really need to use their head when they're looking at this stuff.
And I mean, you know, so Russian propaganda is ramping up in a busy global election year
targeting American voters as well as elections in Europe and the Paris Olympics.
According to intelligence officials, Internet researchers and tech companies, Russia remains
the most active foreign threat to our elections.
Director of National Intelligence, Avril Haines, told senators last month at a briefing about
election risk.
Influence operations linked to Russia take aim at a desperate range of targets and subjects
around the world.
But their hallmarks are consistent, attempting to erode support for Ukraine, discrediting
democratic institutions and officials, seizing on existing political divides and harassing
new artificial intelligence tools.
You know, and this goes way back to the first third segment where Water Park's drummer shared
a name with a serial killer in American history.
That one bothers to fact check, right?
Otherwise, everyone would go, oh, he's not a serial killer.
This is some bullshit some guy spread around for fun.
So, you know, like the Boston Times, you know, like the sheep, you know, the sheep that they
are, they take it as gospel.
So there you go, public schools.
You got your non-thinking sheep trained well.
So I turn to you, Rob.
All right.
Have you ever heard of the band Dogstar?
No, I don't think.
No?
It sounds vaguely familiar.
Was it like the 90s?
I was in the 2000s, I would say.
I'm going to say probably, but I forgot.
Okay.
Dogstar, an alternative rock band from Southern California consisting of Keanu Reeves.
Oh, yeah.
I do know it.
Go ahead.
Okay.
He plays bass guitar.
Brett Dumrose, guitar and vocal, and Robert Mailhouse on drums will perform at the Uptown
Theatre in Kansas City, Missouri on August 28th as part of their summer vacation tour.
It's coming up?
Yeah.
August 28th.
I love the Uptown.
Okay.
The alternative rock band's international tour follows the 2023 release of the band's
third studio album, somewhere between the Palm Trees and Power Lines.
Cool.
It's the first record from Dogstar since 2000s.
Happy ending.
Although it was speculated that the band was done recording, releasing music and touring,
Dogstar is embarking across Europe and the U.S. during the 2024 summer.
In addition to the Ken City Show, Dogstar will also be stopping in Columbia, Missouri
at the Rose Music Hall just four days before the performing Uptown Theatre.
So that would make it August 24th.
Wow.
Okay.
I wouldn't mind seeing that just out of curiosity.
I can't remember the songs they did.
I remember a few years back, I remember him that was in a band and I've never heard him
with a band, but I've heard him play bass and he's pretty good, man.
He really is.
He's pretty good.
Cool.
In my opinion.
My opinion.
Okay.
I'll have to, I'm going to listen to that and I'll give a full report on that.
That sound good?
Maybe me and Toff will cover that one.
I think I might, I think if I was you I'd check them out before I spent the money for
the tickets.
Yeah.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
I mean, what if they're just like horrible and I don't like the music at all or whatever.
So anyhow.
Yeah.
I mean it depends on style of music.
They're saying they're an alternative rock.
Uh huh.
So it would have possibilities.
Cool.
Um, I want to mention something really quick here.
A couple of things about the show and some people, um, I've been getting some emails.
Okay.
Number one, according to rss.com we have a new number four that came out of nowhere.
I never even seen them before.
I don't know where they're at even.
Tapa Honic TAPPAHANNOCK.
Can you look that up Rob?
See where that's at?
They came out of nowhere and they are just right below Purdue, Canada.
We got more than that.
TAPPAHANNOCK.
Yes.
Huh?
What?
TAPPAHONIC is the oldest town in Essex County, Virginia.
Thank you Virginia.
We love you guys.
Yay!
Uh, there are 2375 2010 census.
How the hell did they get all these lists?
It had been the whole town.
Wow.
Uh, okay.
The total square area of the town is 2.75 miles.
That's Virginia's Montrose.
TAPPAHONIC.
Send us an email.
Do you guys have a power plant?
A junkyard?
And campgrounds?
You could be our new city.
Or town.
Our sponsor town like Montrose was.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I'm seeing some things happen here.
TAPPAHONIC.
TAPPAHONIC is where the 1608 English explorer John Smith landed.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
They got a little history background going on.
I'm going to go ahead and fill in between the lines and say this.
John Smith's great great great great great grandson is a huge huge fan of this program.
And he went around and told everybody in TAPPAHONIC to listen.
We know that for a fact, don't we Rob?
Yeah.
We definitely know that.
Yeah.
We know that for sure.
So, uh, John Smith's great great great great great great grandson.
Thank you very much.
I think his name is uh, Derek, right?
Yeah.
Derek Smith.
Thank you, Derek Smith.
And then the other thing is I've got six emails.
I don't have to read them because they all say the same thing.
They say pretty much fuckhead.
Kansas City is your number one market.
NA is just simply the compute or RSS not being able to get a location on them.
But they're saying like, you know what?
We guarantee you because some of them do podcasts.
And they said no, Kansas City is your number one market.
Um, this is, you know, you know, too many people here.
We know too many people and they've been, it's weird because I suddenly been getting a lot of emails because we've been saying all these other towns are number one.
Well, I guess it's kind of irritating the people from Kansas City, which is our home base.
Um, and they're saying no, no, no, don't get carried away.
We're number one.
So, okay.
I mean, um, oh, and another rising star, Phoenix.
Phoenix got a bunch of listeners and they garnered way up.
They are way up there now.
So thank you, Phoenix.
Um, let's check that out tomorrow.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think of who cooled off.
Um, Des Moines cooled off.
I mean, we still do pretty good in Des Moines and everything.
They cooled off a little bit.
Um, really, there's not that many to report.
Savannah, Georgia.
We got a surge there.
I believe it's Georgia.
Oklahoma City kind of sprung up.
Um, yeah, that's, uh, yeah, that's pretty much right now.
Okay.
I'll give you the top, um, six or seven here.
NA, number one, not available.
Boardman, number two.
Purdue, Canada, number three.
Topohonic, number four.
Columbus, Ohio, number five.
Kansas City, number six.
Ashburn, number seven.
North Carolina, right?
Des Moines, number eight.
Did I just say seven?
Number eight.
Uh, Harrisonville, number nine.
And Brussels, Belgium, number 10.
And coming in at 11 is Phoenix, out of nowhere.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
So thank you guys, man.
Excellent.
I love seeing this, uh, this surge of new, of new blood, new towns.
Uh, this is excellent because this means that like people hear the show.
And then suddenly we get on, they get on our register because people tell them about the show.
One person ain't going to do this many downloads in one day.
Okay.
So they got to be telling people, hey, man, I just heard this new show that I know about called Two Douchebags and Microphone.
You should check it out.
So I'm sure that is word of mouth that is really getting us hot and heavy in these new markets.
So thank you guys.
Keep listening.
Rob, you got anything you want to go into?
Uh, I'll have to pull something else up.
All right.
Well, if not, I got a little something here if you want, if you want me to go ahead.
Go ahead.
Okay.
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To me, I hear the angels and trumpets again.
What about you?
Yes, I do.
That sounds damn good.
And I don't know about you, but I think Ruffles is really good at catching flavors.
Yes.
Yeah, I mean, Ruffles has some really good flavors that really, to me, taste really good and like they're supposed to.
Like if they had like chili dog flavored, I think would, to me, it would taste like a good version of chili dog.
They have grilled cheese to me.
Yeah, I think it would.
Yeah, it would taste like a real good version of grilled cheese.
So I'm going to try those out.
And you know what?
If I think about it, I'll give a report.
If not, then it's just going to be forgotten.
Anyhow, Rob, you got something?
Yeah, I got one going on here.
Okay.
So far, it's been a buggy Missouri summer.
God, yeah.
There's the cicada thing, which hasn't been too bad.
I have not heard one cicada, which is fine with me.
Yeah, they have definitely quieted down around here.
Oh, did you hear them?
They were down there.
They're not around here.
Oh my God, dude.
Well, we got a bunch of valleys and stuff.
Oh, I bet you they like the valleys.
Yeah.
And I'm kind of up on a hill, you know.
Yeah, they're very big down here.
They're supposed to be really obnoxious sounding, are they?
Which kind of takes you back to our friends' podcast on the Bigfoot one.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yep. Yep.
Yeah, yeah, it really does.
Let's see.
What was I going to say here?
Oh, go ahead with the buggy thing.
Okay, yeah.
Beals, flies, chicks, moths, worms.
They've all been pretty active this summer.
You have to think with all this rain, it's only a matter of time before those
pesky mosquitoes start to fly around and bite.
So is there anything you could do with your wardrobe to not attract the little
blood sucking buggers?
Yes, there is.
Okay.
However, first you put yourself in the mosquito's shoes.
How does a mosquito figure out where the person is to bite?
Smell.
Mosquitoes smell specific compounds like CO2 from our breath, stimulating the
bug's eyes to look for particular colors and visual patterns associated with their
potential host and seek them out.
Wow, I see.
I thought mosquitoes were attracted to fart because they love me.
According to University of Washington researchers, mosquitoes will fly toward the
colors red, orange, black, and cyan.
Wow, okay.
So that's the colors that attract them, orange, red, black, and cyan.
Okay.
Usually whenever I'm doing yard work, I'm wearing an old concert shirt, so maybe
that's one reason.
Yeah, that could be, too.
While ignoring other colors such as green, purple, blue, and white.
Okay.
If you wear green, purple, blue, or white, you're less likely to have these pesky
mosquitoes bother you.
Okay.
That's great information.
Yeah.
I have to slather myself with so much off, I hate it.
I mean, I don't like the smell of it.
I don't like the way it feels going on your skin, but it's still better than a bunch
of mosquitoes attacking you and leaving these little red itchy bumps all over your
body.
My big thing is chiggers.
Oh, gosh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Every year, my ankles get tore up.
Have you ever been attacked by noceums or sand fleas?
No, I have not.
Okay, they're really bad in Florida.
Okay.
They call them noceums.
Look it up when you get a chance, N-O-S-E-E-E-M-S, noceums.
Okay.
Okay, it's like a really, let's see, what would you call it?
Juvenile, whatever, simple way of saying it, just calling them noceums.
And then I broke it down because I was in Florida and the sun was rising and I was
wearing flip-flops and I go out there and the sun's rising, I got some pictures, and
I'm going back to the resort, okay.
I come back and all the way up, just up above my calves are nothing but red bumps,
itching like hell.
They itch so bad I scratched them raw.
And I'm like, damn.
And then Val's niece came over and I'm like, man, something got me.
And she said, oh, those are noceums.
They're sand fleas.
We don't have them around here, but they make chiggers look like nothing.
I mean, these, yeah, anyone that knows what I'm talking about, they know what I'm saying.
These things are the most horrid things.
And basically they get in your skin and they die.
When they die, they release the toxin that is very itchy and bubbles up your skin red.
It's just horrible when you think about it.
These little bastards get in you, they die, they lay their eggs, all this shit.
And then you're scratching the piss out of yourself.
And I guess from what I understand, always wear shoes on the beach in the morning
because that's what sand fleas are out.
So I didn't know this.
I didn't know about the golden rule.
And I guess that's a golden rule down there is because if not, you're going to get eaten up by these sand fleas
because I guess they leave during the day.
It's too hot for them.
So anyhow, did you have more of that article, Rob?
No, that was all that article.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, take my word for it.
No, seahums are the worst thing around.
So anyhow, well, I think we're going to go ahead and wrap a bow on this bitch and kick it on down the road.
What do you think, Rob?
Sounds good.
All righty.
Yeah, I'm getting a little tired.
Okay, yeah, it sounds like it.
All right, everybody.
Once again, my day off, I wake up at like 530.
Oh, I remember those days.
I couldn't get the early out of my blood either.
Hi, Grandma Opal.
Hi, Jimmy.
Hi, Ricky.
You guys rule Dog City, Kansas.
Hi, Grandma.
Hi, Jimmy.
Hi, Ricky.
I was just about to do that, my friend.
Oh, awesome.
Yeah, we're getting to where we remember every episode to say hi to them.
And we promised that.
When we found out that Grandma Opal listens to us, we salute her every show and also Jimmy for turning her on to there.
And also Ricky because he butted in and said, hey, they're not the only ones that listen in Dog City, Kansas.
So anyhow, thank you guys.
You had some rough weather a few times last week.
Hopefully it starts getting into more of a summertime pattern.
And whenever it rains and thunders, it doesn't bring 80 mile an hour winds and tornadoes.
So anyhow, thank you all for listening.
Good night, assholes.
Oh, no.
Looks like the show's over, kids.
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.
Fear not, assholes.
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.