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How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

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Huh. I may never know.

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Oh shit. What's that over there?

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Oh no. It's Island of Horrible Jokes.

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I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She didn't show up. I guess we're not going to work out.

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This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.

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Two Douchebags and a Microphone on Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Rob, you said it's been a busy day. So what has been going on? A lot of tedious stuff it sounds like?

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Yeah, I just, the good thing is it was small steel, not big steel. So I went more of it out. I was just on the move all day.

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I love those days though. I love those days.

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I used to too whenever I did architectural metalwork. I mean the days like that, that you were just constantly busy.

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I mean you'd look up and it'd already be four o'clock and it's like, oh shit, it's almost time to go.

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Well the part I liked it was the small steel, not the big steel.

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Yes, absolutely.

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That's the part I liked.

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Yes, yeah, I got it. And also you can usually handle that by yourself. You don't have to worry about having help and all that stuff.

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Yeah, this is stuff I pick up and carry myself.

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That's cool.

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Maybe a hundred pounds.

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Good, good.

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Busy day myself. I mentioned the Koi Pine Faltrine. I get sick of it. I replaced probably fucking fifteen pumps and I'm done with it.

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I tore the whole thing out. I took all the fish and they were released at a fish hatchery I guess.

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I took all the fish out of there, the goldfish, the koi, all that stuff. They're all gone.

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And I rehomed them and I tore the son of a bitch out including the bridge and the bridge is back behind the garage now being lumber.

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And the whole koi pond is now dirt.

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So I've never had so many problems in my life since we built that damn koi pond and I'm done with it.

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So anyhow, yeah, it's been a tedious day but I did get to hang out with Topher for a while.

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We went down to the City Market and had our usual coffee. We had a blast like always.

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And Topher is going to be doing more. He listened to that show and like us, he really liked that segment that he did.

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And he's going to do different things. He told me some other things. I don't want to spoil the surprise.

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But he has some very interesting subjects that he wants to tackle. And they're nothing real heavy.

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They're just stuff that people think about.

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So I think you're really going to enjoy his Straight From Topher's Death series that's going to be a little bit more regular from now on.

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He also promised to explain how he got away from the evil Kale doers.

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Wow, he needs to explain it to everybody. He needs to explain it to everybody.

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Yeah, he promised an explanation. So you will all get the explanation.

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The last you guys knew was he was kidnapped by the Kale Federation, the United Kale Federation.

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And it's because of me and his comments against Kale.

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So anyhow, he got away from the evil Kale doers and he has quite a story to tell.

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So he will be telling that too, along with other things that interest him and some other stuff that we're talking about working on.

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So and also he is probably going to help me with getting a little bit better sound quality on here, which is what I need.

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I'm going to I really didn't want to get into the interface and all that.

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I love the studio being like it is simple. I can fit more stuff that I love in there.

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I didn't want it. I didn't want it bogged down with a bunch of equipment, right?

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I wanted it to be more of a man cave that also is your talk is cheap studio.

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So I'm going to have to get some more equipment and just be more.

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It's just the way it is. I got to learn some of it, which is fine, because I like learning stuff like that.

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To me, that's not really that's just fun.

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So anyhow, I'll go ahead and start going into some subjects that that I found worthy to talk about.

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And like always, Rob, I want this is the first third and I want your input like always.

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OK, so if you have something you want to comment on or expand further, just let me know and I'll shut up and let you talk.

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So, OK, the new healthy soda that has been flying off shelves, Poppy has a new class action lawsuit over its gut health claims.

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A woman in California. Do you know what I'm talking about, Rob?

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No, I don't. But I'm listening.

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OK, it's a new soda that like just hit the United States by storm.

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It's spelled P.O.P.P.I. Poppy, and it is supposed to be made out of all natural ingredients.

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I believe no sugar and it's supposed to be for your gut health, a prebiotic and a probiotic.

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The prebiotic helps feed the probiotic, you know, that that kind of situation.

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So anyhow, a woman in California has filed a class action lawsuit over the probiotic drink.

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The lawsuit has a dietitian that explains a probiotic soda is typically sets of water and has been enriched with a new one.

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A new one. I think it's a new one is kind of like insulin, but with an N, it's a new one, a fiber that is derived from chicory root that has probiotic properties.

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Prebiotics are a type of fiber that serve as food for probiotics. Eating the prebiotics help the probiotics thrive, which promotes gut health.

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The lawsuit says that the two grams of prebiotics in each can may not offer any health benefits,

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adding that most researchers say four grams a day are necessary for proper gut health.

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Now, here. OK, Rob, does it say on there one can? What is their typical suggestion for gut health?

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If they say two cans a day, then I would think this lawsuit would hold no water, right?

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Right.

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Or if they put it on, if they start putting it on their packaging, do two cans a day for proper gut health.

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You know, I'll put it like this. I take Metamucil, right?

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I quit taking the powder because I really didn't like the taste of it. And I started using capsules.

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They tell you to take five capsules a day. They don't tell you to take one. That's the suggested use.

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You can take one if you want, but you may not have the same effects as five capsules, right?

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So in this, I'm there may be something I'm missing this, but I read the whole article and it seems to me like she's talking about portions of it.

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Is that what you got?

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Yeah, that's what I'm getting out of that. I'm not portioning.

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Yeah, and I don't know if that holds water. You know, I just say drink poppy with a can of Mel's Five Alarm Chili.

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Nothing is going to bother your gut after that blowout, right?

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Right.

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You remember Mel's Five Alarm Chili? It was in cans for a while?

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. It was named after that sitcom Mel.

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Right.

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Yeah, yeah. And anyhow, you eat one of them with one of these prebiotic drinks and nothing is going to touch your gut. Trust me.

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Yeah, yeah. The show's name was actually Alice. It was about the names.

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Alice, that's it. Thank you.

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But Mel was cool.

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Yeah, yeah. And it was called Mel's Five Alarm Chili.

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Yeah.

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But anyhow, if you do that, remember to say your prayers prior. They will only help.

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Okay. Pepsi has long been the number two soft drink in America for all anyone can remember, right?

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It's always been Coke first, Pepsi second.

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Well, all good things must come to an end.

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2024 has finally shook up the drink industry with Dr. Pepper beating out Pepsi for the second to the top spot.

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Dr. Pepper has finally got the top spot, or the second top spot. No one's dethroned in Coca-Cola. That's just the way it is.

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I have some theories to how this happened, but I'll go ahead with this article and then I'll explain to you my theory and see what you think.

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You know, I'm guessing that Dr. Pepper might be a more mocktail friendly drink, right?

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Right.

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Because mocktails are in, maybe you can mix stuff with that. That could be one reason. Or, you know, maybe Pepsi needs to hunt down some prebiotics to get in on some of that traction.

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How about a prebiotic probiotic Pepsi?

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Or how about a mocktail probiotic drink with Pepsi in it?

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Uh oh. Yeah. Hang on, I'm getting a text, Rob.

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Oh, it says, save this bag of crap for news nobody gives a shit about. Stop.

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I think I agree with him.

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Okay, so anyhow, Dr. Pepper, the reason I think it took over is, you remember when Pepsi used to be the sole distributor of Dr. Pepper?

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You could only find Dr. Pepper where Pepsi was served.

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Now, Dr. Pepper goes with Coca-Cola on the fountain drinks and also on some of the machines, the vending machines.

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So I think that it gets wider distribution with Coca-Cola and that's how come it overtook Pepsi.

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That's what I think. If that's true or not, I don't know. But that's kind of what I gather.

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So, PepsiCo, while we're speaking to them, they hired a blind worker for a North Carolina call center,

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then fired him after he requested accommodations, federal officials said in a lawsuit.

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The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission accuses PepsiCo of discriminating against the man for his disability,

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according to a lawsuit filed May 31st.

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McClatchy News, and they're a huge news organization.

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They own the Star, the Kansas City Star, and a bunch of other newspapers and medias.

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They reached out to PepsiCo for comment and did not immediately receive a response June 4th.

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In April 2022, the company hired the man for a customer service position at Winston Salem Call Center.

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Federal officials said in the lawsuit, the man told PepsiCo, Human Resources Coordinator,

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that he was blind and asked for a screen reading software that would help him perform his job,

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which included fielding calls from customers, entering orders, working through issues with soda machines,

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and sending help to customers' locations, according to the lawsuit.

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The man's vocational counselor at the North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services spoke with PepsiCo

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and offered to purchase a laptop, screen reader, and other technology as needed to help accommodate the new hire.

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The EEOC attorneys wrote in a lawsuit, federal officials said the company told the counselor

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it had to handle the accommodations eternally.

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The man's initial start date came and went as PepsiCo put him on the unpaid leave to figure out the accommodations.

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Officials said the company said the software couldn't accommodate a screen reader, according to the lawsuit.

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Human Resources employees told the man they are going to get new software in 2025, but upgrading the current system

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would be compatible with the screen reader, which could cost up to $1 million, officials said.

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The company said it didn't have any other positions that would work for him and fired him according to the lawsuit.

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Now, okay, Pepsi, this is what I got from it, and Rob, like always, I want to get your opinion.

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I'm breaking this down.

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Now, they were offered the laptop and everything that he would need, that his attorney said, for him to do the job.

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PepsiCo is saying that they have to handle all that eternally.

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They don't want anything unless it's internal in the company.

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Now, they could have a place to stand on that, saying that that software doesn't jive with theirs or something,

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but my main question is, why would you hire the guy if you knew he had to change everything and he wasn't willing to do it?

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How did that happen?

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My guess is somebody in HR hired him and promised him that they would make these changes,

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and then the upper management said, what the hell?

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Now, I don't think so. I don't know why, Jeff.

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I think you're right, Rob, but I think that PepsiCo could turn the tables on this whole lawsuit.

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Okay.

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They could.

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Back when I did Architectural Metal, you all know about that, I speak of it quite a bit, going out of town, I make fun of them, stuff like that, right?

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Okay, we had these abrasive wheels that we did finish in on metal, brass, everything, okay?

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Right.

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The abrasive wheels were 80, 120, 320, according to whether you're going to put a number 8 polish on it,

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or if you're going to put a number 4 straight finish or whatever, you used a different type of a grit.

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Now, these loads that we put into the varnical wheel that we used were put together,

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they're sandpaper with some felt paper that went over it to fit into your machine, right?

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Into your flat wheel machine for lack of a better, you know, your varnical wheel, okay?

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Blind people built those, and they got money from the state for blind people to build them.

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How come PepsiCo couldn't go to the state and go, you know what, we want to hire more blind people, will you help us with the cost?

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Because I know that's been done. This is being done in Missouri.

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I think it's done everywhere where they...

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Yeah.

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It's designed to get people that don't have anything that they can really do something to do, you know, a skill set with a disability,

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and I think it's the perfect thing.

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I don't understand how can Pepsi's not even looking into that.

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It sounds like they just fired the guy and said, yeah, that's it.

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I think that's short-sighted and probably wrong.

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What do you think?

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Yeah, I'm not a lawyer or nothing.

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No, no, no, and all this is our opinion.

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I see both sides. I do. I truly see both sides.

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This is why I ask you, Rob, you always have a slightly different, if not completely different opinion than mine, and I love it,

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and it's always very educated, and so go ahead.

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Well, I think in the long run, Pepsi would lose because they did hire him.

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Yes, I think so too.

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Knowing it, you know.

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So I think he has them there.

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Yeah, I think.

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In a normal court of law where things are fair,

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he would have them there because they went ahead and hired him.

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And then they want to fire him.

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No, I agree 100 percent, Rob. We're exactly on the same page with that.

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The only thing that I just added to it was this right here.

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Why couldn't they take the angle that we really want to help handicap people, especially the blind, do these jobs?

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So we're going to need a little help from the federal or state level.

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I know there's funding for it.

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So, I mean.

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Well, it kind of helps that my dad was a union steward 27 years.

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Who was he a union steward for? I forgot.

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You know.

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Who was he a union steward for? I forgot.

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UBW.

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Oh, UBW. Oh, okay.

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Electrical workers.

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Electrical, yeah.

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Electrical workers.

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Okay, cool.

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Yeah, he worked for. Yeah, he worked 27 years for Kansas City Fair and Light.

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Okay.

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That's the way up to the day he passed away.

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Wow, so he didn't get to retire at all, huh?

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No, he wouldn't.

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Oh, my dad didn't get to retire either.

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They screwed him and.

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Oh.

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Yeah, they screwed him and up the retirement.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Like they're doing up, you know.

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Yeah, yeah. They have money for everything else except.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I'm 25.

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I could retire right now to them standards back then, you know.

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Yeah.

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I'll tell you what, man.

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It is disgusting that the people that put in the money are the ones that aren't getting

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it.

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It's bullshit.

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Right.

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And it's bullshit how they divvy up the money.

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There should be a vote on how the money's divvied up.

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They really should.

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There should be a vote and say, hey, you know what?

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Here, you guys can't fund this because we, the people that came up with this money, don't

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think that's a good cause.

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They should constantly be audited by an outside source.

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I mean, there's so many things that I could get after the government about and how they

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fuck us over, like making your dad work till the day he died.

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And you and I are going to have to work till we're 80, it looks like, because we have fucking

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idiots.

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I'm going to have to finish the day I die.

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I can't die at lunchtime.

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I got to finish the day out there.

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Yeah.

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Just to pay the bill.

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Yeah.

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And it's bullshit.

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It's complete bullshit.

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So anyhow, we'll go ahead and move on from that.

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I mean, I think everybody realizes that we're not big fans of the government.

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And Joe Biden writing a blank check and everything that he's doing is fucking us, causing inflation.

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That's why we don't cause it.

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Exactly.

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So I will move on.

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Okay.

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So well, anyhow, you know, I was going to hire the blind guy to do my window washing,

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but I guess not now.

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I mean, he might sue me.

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Too soon?

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I'll hire him as a helper.

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He can help me cut steel.

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There we go.

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Hey, watch your face.

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Oh, that's going to leave a mark.

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No, I don't.

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No, man.

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We have welders around there.

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Oh shit.

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You're not going to fuck up his eyes.

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I weld some braille, you know.

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And also he can hold that while somebody's welding.

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It won't fuck up his eyes.

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They're already, they're already blind.

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Yeah.

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What a great idea, Rob.

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I think we're onto something like always.

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Two douchebags and microphones solving problems.

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We ought to just call this podcast solving problems.

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That can't help themselves.

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That's right.

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That's what we believe in here.

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And we're staunch supporters in that.

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And that's what we try to.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Rob, I got a question for you.

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Now think about this.

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Do you truly want to embarrass a psychic?

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Let's say you know a psychic.

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OK.

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You know how to do it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And it'll look like you're doing them something good.

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Throw them a surprise party.

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That's how you become a hero, but at the same time you expose a psychic.

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You're welcome, America.

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You're welcome.

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And finally, or is it finally?

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No, it isn't.

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OK.

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Anyhow, I got a couple more things and we'll go to you, Rob.

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Like always, I'm droning on on the first third and I apologize.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You're good.

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You have a lot more energy at this time of day.

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Yes.

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I do.

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I'm just getting wound up.

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So anyhow, I'm getting ready to go down.

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Although that fucking cord pond did take a lot out of me.

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Geez.

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Had to move those huge rocks and stones.

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It sucked.

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Yeah.

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I should have paid someone to do it, but it's too late now.

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You know what?

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Now I got the money in my pocket.

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I would have spent and I did it.

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I just heard a little bit.

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OK.

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A group of Kansas biologists on the hunt for invasive species made a surprising discovery

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in April when they found a fish thousands of miles away from where it was spawned.

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Biologists with the Kansas Department of Wildlife and Parks Aquatic Invasive Species crew.

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Say that five times.

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We're conducting sampling operations on the Kansas River near Caw Point.

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You know where Caw Point is.

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Caw Point is where it meets the Missouri River.

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It's just right.

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Just it's that little triangle there.

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So it was.

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Right.

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It was almost in the Missouri River and it would have ended up there probably.

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Anyhow, near Caw Point in April when they came across a rarely seen native fish species,

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the fish in question is known as an American eel.

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The ocean species of fish is thousands of miles away from the ocean.

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You know, I mean, I'm thinking maybe it heard that the record break in hurricane seasons

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coming up and decided to go a little bit further inland.

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Could be.

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Could be.

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He must watch the weather channel.

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Look at his little ass up in the weather.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Smart, smart move.

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You, you.

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Just a, just a little jaunt.

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Just a little jaunt.

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Just a little jaunt.

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Yeah.

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Just get in here, you know.

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But here we have Gorilla Hale, Derrickos and large tornadoes.

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So good luck, eel.

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Anyhow, well this is, okay, and this is a final one.

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Finally, there's a huge debate over what the proper name for a group of deer is.

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Would you guess what the name of a group of deer?

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There's.

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I would say a herd.

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You hit it right on the, you did.

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You hit it.

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Well, after a huge argument, the world, this has been going on in different platforms online

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and people went under, were arguing what you call a herd of deer.

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Well, after a huge argument, the World Wildlife Federation has determined that the proper name

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for a group of deer should be a herd.

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Wait, hang on.

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I'm getting, I'm getting another text, Rob.

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Oh no, no, no.

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It says save this for shit, for news nobody gives a shit about.

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All right, Rob, we turn to you again to make this program more legible and enjoyable.

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Hey, for the record, I like that last.

379
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No, no, it's cool.

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I, I, I do self-deprecation because I think it's funny.

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If I didn't think that was good, I wouldn't do it.

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So anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

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And the funny part is I got it correct.

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You did.

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You did.

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It's a herd.

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And I was thinking it would be something in a herd because it was too easy.

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I thought, no, no, no, they, they, they wouldn't just call it a herd.

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They got to come up with some other gimmicky name or whatever.

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But no, it's a herd.

391
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A herd of horses, a herd of cattle.

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Yep.

393
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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So.

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Deer.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

399
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Oh, actually, now that I think about it, yes.

400
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Because I have watched every open season movie multiple times thanks to my son.

401
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,160
You see, that's all they needed to do online.

402
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They call themselves a herd.

403
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:09,160
Well.

404
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Elliot, the one born deer.

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The world.

406
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,160
Yeah.

407
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The World Wildlife Federation agrees with you.

408
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:22,160
And they put a damper on it when they joined in this big argument and said, no, it is a herd.

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That's a proper name.

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So anyhow.

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And most likely the argument probably wasn't an argument is just people screwing with the other people would be my guess.

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Right.

413
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,160
So anyhow, Rob, you got something.

414
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,160
Yes, I do.

415
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,160
All right.

416
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:45,160
This is going to seem like a typo, but it's most definitely not.

417
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Ash Blue Ribbon is now selling a hundred and eighty pack of beer.

418
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Oh, OK.

419
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Go ahead.

420
00:27:58,160 --> 00:27:59,160
Go ahead.

421
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:11,160
You can walk into your local grocery store and walk out with a one hundred and eighty pack of blue ribbon.

422
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,160
I couldn't drink it in enough time.

423
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It would go skunky.

424
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,160
I mean, it would be pretty cool for a party.

425
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:23,160
It's like, hey, where's the drinks and someone shows up with a hundred and eighty pack of PBR.

426
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,160
Here you go.

427
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,160
Here's the drinks.

428
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Go ahead.

429
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,160
I would love to see the packaging.

430
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:33,160
I mean, is it does it have bands on it and a pallet?

431
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,160
You know, a huge thick box.

432
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,160
Did you see anything like that?

433
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:43,160
It looks like a big box of PBR.

434
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Like a big forty eight pack only with a lot more.

435
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,160
Yeah.

436
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:54,160
Does it look like the size of a small refrigerator or something?

437
00:28:54,160 --> 00:29:01,160
Well, according to the picture, I can't tell, but I'm going to go into the description.

438
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,160
OK. OK. Thank you.

439
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:11,160
Well, Ash Blue Ribbon turned on its 80th anniversary in 2024.

440
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So this is in the celebration.

441
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:21,160
If you think you can just carry out the beer to your car yourself, think again.

442
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:28,160
A hundred and eighty pack of PBR is the equivalent of six thirty packs.

443
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,160
Think about that.

444
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:38,160
Oh, there's no way they would have to have like a dolly there in house to go ahead.

445
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I'm sorry.

446
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Or two thousand one hundred and sixty ounces.

447
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:52,160
If you plan on heading to the store, bring a friend and possibly a dolly.

448
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:56,160
OK. Yeah.

449
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,160
Wow. Can you imagine the truck driver?

450
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He is probably furious.

451
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,160
Probably like, what the fuck?

452
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,160
Oh, my God.

453
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,160
Oh, man. It's like, do you got my Lyft truck?

454
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,160
No.

455
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,160
Oh, man.

456
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,160
No, they would have to send an electric.

457
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,160
They would have to send a Lyft truck. Yeah.

458
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,160
Yeah. A forklift. Yeah.

459
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,160
Yeah. Wow.

460
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:26,160
I love the idea, but it really it really sounds like a pain in the ass.

461
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I don't think it'll be around really a long time.

462
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,160
I think. No, it's funny.

463
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:38,160
You went in to talk it about for a party and stuff.

464
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:43,160
Yeah. You got to take a friend to help you get it to your car.

465
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:44,160
Yeah. Possibly a dolly.

466
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:51,160
All of a sudden, the Ford truck, the Ford F350 shows up with mud all over the sides.

467
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And they're like, hey, guys, we got the drinks.

468
00:30:54,160 --> 00:31:01,160
And I look back there and three fucking farm hands are picking up this huge thing of beer and go, come on, guys, let's dig in.

469
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Sounds great to me. You are nailing this story all the way around.

470
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,160
That's it. That's what it is.

471
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:13,160
I found this story on Taste of Country.

472
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:15,160
Oh, OK. Yeah.

473
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:22,160
Well, let's face it, that's the only people that have like kegger type parties anymore.

474
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:29,160
You know, I mean, there's still kegger type parties going on out in the woods, out in the country.

475
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,160
That doesn't happen in the city. Nobody gives a shit about kegs in the city.

476
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,160
Agreed? Yeah.

477
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:43,160
So anyhow, let's take our first break because we're way late because I keep babbling on on the first third.

478
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:47,160
So anyhow, we will be right back.

479
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,160
Thank you. You're a man.

480
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:52,160
You're a man in many words. There.

481
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,160
Thanks. We'll talk to you guys in a minute.

482
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:59,160
Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

483
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,160
And I'm Rob.

484
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:06,160
I got to move my mic just a little bit. It's going to make some sound. I'm certain.

485
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:10,160
Anyhow, that was it. So we're good.

486
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,160
All right. I have a couple of things here.

487
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:18,160
I got my two phone kills that I forgot about that I was reminded about.

488
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:31,160
But let's see, I have the new was tour somewhere and I was wanting to go into that before I went into the phone kills.

489
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:38,160
Let me see if I still have it on my memory on my on my computer.

490
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:42,160
So, oh, have you watched a more of Let's Get To The Bottom Of That?

491
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,160
Have you listened anymore?

492
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:52,160
Yeah, actually, I pulled a you. I went to the news to.

493
00:32:52,160 --> 00:33:01,160
Oh, OK. They they came out with a new one about the Antichrist.

494
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,160
Oh, that I'd love to hear that one.

495
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:08,160
Oh, dude, they get deep. They get deep.

496
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:11,160
Cool. Oh, I'm really enjoying these guys.

497
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:15,160
Yeah, I've only got a chance to listen to a couple of them, but I'm going to be listening to more of them.

498
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:23,160
I think they're pretty good. So I went ahead and started the HAA RP.

499
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:27,160
Yeah, was that right? The one? Yeah. Yeah.

500
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:32,160
Yeah. Yeah. That thing is something else. I started it.

501
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:38,160
I'm not very far. It's going to make me go way back in the archives to find deep sky.

502
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:44,160
The guy that we had on our show went back when it was me and Topher at the city market.

503
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:48,160
And he was covering stuff like that back then. And I've got to find that.

504
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:52,160
Oh, dude, he fit right in with these guys.

505
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:57,160
He never did answer. He I think he got freaked out because I tried to take his picture.

506
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:01,160
I don't know what he was into or whatever. I'm not saying anything bad.

507
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,160
I'm just saying that he didn't want his picture out there.

508
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:07,160
Obviously, he got really uneasy and then he left not too long after that.

509
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,160
I kind of screwed up by doing that. I should have never tried to take his picture.

510
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:17,160
I didn't mean anything by it. I just wanted to show people that we're at the city market and they could call in or come by.

511
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:21,160
That's all I wanted to do. But he he, you know, which which is fine.

512
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:25,160
I understand his wishes and everything afterwards. I wish I would have known that before.

513
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,160
But anyhow, I don't know if I can ever get a hold of him again.

514
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:32,160
He claimed to be there every day, but I've been there a lot and I've never seen him since.

515
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:41,160
So anyhow, OK, was Patty US a tour last year, right?

516
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:49,160
This this tour was canceled due to Blackie Lawless having back surgery.

517
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:53,160
My good buddy, Davey, you know, Davey.

518
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:58,160
And myself, we're going to make a trek to Memphis to see the show.

519
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:03,160
I was waiting to see the dates for rescheduling, but could not find one word.

520
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:13,160
So last night I was scrolling through Fakebook when I saw an advertisement for the 30th anniversary of WASP First album and best album.

521
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,160
The torture never stops.

522
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:22,160
I looked to see if maybe this was the same venues and tickets so I could be used for the ones that I purchased in Memphis.

523
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:29,160
But no, it appears they've dropped the whole USA tour, the 40th of them being a band that they did last year.

524
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:36,160
And they dropped it and started another US tour in favor of a different occasion.

525
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,160
So you see what I'm saying? Isn't that weird?

526
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:49,160
They they they canceled and I thought they're going to rebook this year after Blackie got better from his back surgery, right?

527
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,160
Rob, are you there?

528
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:58,160
Oh, boy, we're having issues. Rob, you there?

529
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:02,160
OK, hang on. No, you're not on Bluetooth right now.

530
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:07,160
All right, everybody. OK.

531
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:16,160
Anyhow, we're going to try to resolve it.

532
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,160
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

533
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,160
It's strange insults from an alien.

534
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:27,160
Real hilarity. I smell something burning.

535
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:32,160
Are you trying to think again?

536
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:39,160
Oh, shit. What's that over there? Oh, no. It's silent. Horrible jokes.

537
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:50,160
Oh, what do you call a bundle of church Christian?

538
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,160
All aware of the amber alert, right?

539
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,160
Well, get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bedspreads, kids.

540
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:09,160
It's the all new Amber Heard alert system.

541
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:15,160
This fantastic early warning device helps one stay dry and rid of all those annoying mattress invoices.

542
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:20,160
Simply hook up to child under six or psychopath and wait for the running water sound.

543
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:26,160
This clever machine has three distinct settings, babbling, ocean waves and roaring river for those close.

544
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:34,160
Order today and get a free Cinnabon Renews it Cartridge.

545
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:40,160
Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

546
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:50,160
A man in Colorado is recovering nicely after being bit by a rat that was hiding in his toilet.

547
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:55,160
Your mama is like the sun. Big, round and hard to look at.

548
00:37:55,160 --> 00:38:02,160
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

549
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:10,160
Let's see if a worm could talk. Would it be argumentive?

550
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:16,160
I may never know.

551
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:25,160
Now, from a center rail bunker camped in Missouri, stocked full of dried goods, canned food and a couple of vibrating toys

552
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:29,160
is rambling some madman featuring Rob Ratt.

553
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:37,160
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong office.

554
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,160
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

555
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:48,160
Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.

556
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:52,160
Two douchebags and a microphone says,

557
00:38:52,160 --> 00:39:11,160
Do you ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass? Just asking.

558
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:18,160
So I just found it odd that they canceled the one tour

559
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:24,160
and they didn't go back to the 40th of them being a band.

560
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:30,160
And they went to different venues in America because they rarely play America anymore.

561
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:36,160
Because they do much better overseas, right?

562
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:42,160
And Rob, are you still there?

563
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:50,160
Okay, so I really don't understand why they just never went back to the 40th anniversary of being a band tour.

564
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:55,160
And they went to this 30th anniversary of their first album being released, right?

565
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,160
Right.

566
00:39:56,160 --> 00:40:04,160
So, you know, the one before was in Memphis and I watched them in Tulsa.

567
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:11,160
Before that, maybe, I don't know, a year before that they were doing the 40th anniversary and they're going through all their stuff and everything.

568
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:19,160
And I was going to go to Memphis with Davy to watch this. Remember that? We had tickets.

569
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:20,160
Yeah.

570
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,160
Yeah. So they canceled that whole thing.

571
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:30,160
And now they started a new tour up that is getting ready to start kickoff here really soon.

572
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,160
And it's the 30th anniversary of their first album.

573
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:41,160
So that was odd that they just totally just quit the other tour and cancel it altogether and went to this.

574
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:48,160
And I don't know why they did that like that. I mean, maybe they didn't get really good sales.

575
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:53,160
The first album of WASP is their best one. You think maybe it's something like that?

576
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,160
That could be.

577
00:40:54,160 --> 00:41:02,160
Yeah. So anyhow, another issue is I don't see KC on there, but I did see Wichita.

578
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:07,160
And I do plan on going. I already bought a couple of tickets and I plan on going there.

579
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,160
So KC is a much larger market.

580
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:19,160
Yes. So KC is a much larger market than even Memphis, but definitely Tulsa and Wichita.

581
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:25,160
Much larger, right? So how come? And this happens all the time.

582
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:33,160
If I want to watch a little bit more of an obscure band like Seeing the Dead Days, he's with Glenn Hughes.

583
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:37,160
Glenn Hughes has never been by Kansas City as far as I know.

584
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:41,160
I mean, I don't think he'd been by there with Sabbath.

585
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,160
He wasn't by there with Black Country Communion.

586
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,160
And he was probably the last time he was by Kansas City.

587
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:51,160
Could have been when he was with Deep Purple in the 70s.

588
00:41:51,160 --> 00:42:02,160
I want to know, you know, so is KC just like a lame market that's full of Swifties maybe and it's pop music eccentric?

589
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,160
I don't know.

590
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:08,160
Or do the promoters here suck?

591
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:11,160
Or possibly maybe it's the radio stations.

592
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,160
You know, they don't really have a budget anymore.

593
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:19,160
Odyssey has been picked up by that fucking idiot, dumbass George Soros.

594
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:25,160
He bought them and he's probably going to turn them into a certain type of station or something like that.

595
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,160
So they don't have a budget there.

596
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,160
As a matter of fact, they're not offering contracts.

597
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,160
From what my understanding is, they're not offering contracts even to their talent.

598
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,160
They're just pretty much going, oh, you can do whatever you want.

599
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,160
So who knows what's going on with that?

600
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:48,160
And 101 the Fox would not sponsor something like this because the classic rock listeners never did like shock rock or crotch rock or gutter.

601
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,160
You know, whatever you want to call it.

602
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,160
Theater, rock, whatever.

603
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:58,160
So, you know, Tulsa and Wichita have independent radio stations that could maybe back the show.

604
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:02,160
Do you think that might be a deal?

605
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,160
That could be.

606
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:04,160
It could be.

607
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,160
But I just don't understand why.

608
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:15,160
You have a market that's four times the size of Wichita, at least, and four times the size of Tulsa, at least.

609
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:21,160
Only WOS goes to those two venues and they leave Kansas City off of it.

610
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,160
They don't even go to St. Louis.

611
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,160
I don't understand.

612
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:28,160
Is there more of a draw with a smaller, a smaller venue?

613
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:33,160
Do they know that people like me will drive or fly there to see it?

614
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:37,160
You think maybe that could have something to do with it?

615
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:43,160
I tell you what, we're we're getting some bigger names here.

616
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,160
You know what, Rob, you're right.

617
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:51,160
And that is probably consistent with what's going on in the music scene.

618
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,160
I'll bet you it's cheaper.

619
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,160
OK.

620
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:58,160
You know how you were you covered that one story.

621
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,160
I forget who it was.

622
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:04,160
It went off on the person in the crowd.

623
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,160
Yeah.

624
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,160
OK.

625
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,160
Well, it has a lot to do with that.

626
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:17,160
A lot of these artists are getting tired of the bullshit of people, you know,

627
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:22,160
the crowd stirring up shit and taking away from them.

628
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,160
You know, I could.

629
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:26,160
Especially the other bands.

630
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,160
You know what, you're right.

631
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:28,160
Rock is getting older.

632
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:32,160
They still want to play their music, but they want less bullshit.

633
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,160
Well, let me let me I'm going to let you in on something.

634
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:39,160
They may already know this, but I bet you most people don't know this.

635
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:44,160
Blackie Lawless has become a board again Christian and it took away.

636
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,160
Yeah, that's fine.

637
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,160
That's fine with me.

638
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,160
That's great. I'm a Christian, too.

639
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:54,160
You know, so anyhow, he didn't want to do Animal I Fuck Like a Beast

640
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,160
and certain songs like that.

641
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,160
But the influx of people wanted to hear it.

642
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:04,160
So he's going to go ahead and do those songs that he didn't do anymore

643
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:08,160
because he was a Christian and didn't believe that that was like really

644
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:12,160
godly like behavior or whatever, you know, or going against his principles

645
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,160
in the religion.

646
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:17,160
But it took an influx of people screaming.

647
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,160
We want these songs.

648
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,160
So he had to he has to play them.

649
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:25,160
So in this this goes along with being older.

650
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,160
And like you said, OK, he's older.

651
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:29,160
He's a born again Christian.

652
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,160
Maybe he flat doesn't want to go to Kansas City.

653
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,160
Maybe he flat doesn't want to go to St. Louis.

654
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:41,160
I don't know, but I still think that here's this might be the deal, Rob.

655
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,160
Those venues out there like the venue, those theater.

656
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,160
What is yours called there in Camden?

657
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,160
All right.

658
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:57,160
OK, Ozark Amphitheater, the Black Oak Amphitheater in Lampe.

659
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:00,160
Yeah. OK.

660
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,160
OK. Tulsa, the Tulsa Theater.

661
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:08,160
Wichita is a place called the Collegiate Collegiate or something like that.

662
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:15,160
I think the smaller venues in smaller metropolitan areas don't cost as much to book.

663
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:20,160
And then they know people like me from Kansas City and someone from St.

664
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:25,160
Louis and someone from Oklahoma City will make the trek to Wichita to see it.

665
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,160
That might be the whole thing right there.

666
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,160
And less competition for your dollar.

667
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,160
I bet you that's it.

668
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:34,160
Less competition for your dollar in a smaller market.

669
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:47,160
So just last night, just last night, right at the road for me at Ozark Amphitheater was Robert Plant and Alison Krauss.

670
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,160
And we don't have them in Kansas City.

671
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,160
You're right.

672
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,160
They're older.

673
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,160
They're tired.

674
00:46:55,160 --> 00:47:00,160
You know, you get them bigger crowds, it gets things get out of hand.

675
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,160
That's when the mobs and shit happen.

676
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,160
Yeah, that's true.

677
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:14,160
More people want to go to concerts, chill, have a good time, listen to good music.

678
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,160
Yeah. Yeah.

679
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,160
Yeah.

680
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,160
OK. You know what?

681
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,160
I'll bet you that has a lot to do with it, Rob.

682
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:26,160
I bet it does. And also, I bet it's cheaper to book them too.

683
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,160
I bet it's a little bit of everything.

684
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,160
Yeah. Yeah.

685
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,160
OK. All right.

686
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,160
You got me convinced.

687
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:36,160
So anyhow, Rob, you got something you want to go into.

688
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:37,160
Yeah, I do.

689
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:38,160
OK.

690
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:41,160
This is up around your neck of the woods.

691
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,160
OK.

692
00:47:44,160 --> 00:48:02,160
Oval Park native and horror movie director Darren Lynn Bozeman said his dad would have hated his next project, specifically how much it would have scared him.

693
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:09,160
Bozeman and his dad had a yearly tradition where the two would head to the West Bottoms.

694
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,160
Do you know where that's at?

695
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,160
Uh huh.

696
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,160
OK.

697
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:19,160
Every Halloween and wait in line to visit, each haunt is out.

698
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:24,160
Are you talking about Full Moon Productions, possibly?

699
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,160
Uh, it does not give that.

700
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:30,160
Oh, go ahead. I think I know who you're talking about.

701
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:34,160
He has the beast and the edge of hell.

702
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,160
A lot of people will here in a minute.

703
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,160
OK.

704
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:59,160
Uh, with only three women in the neighborhood, the beast, the edge of hell, and the Metabory, Bozeman used to joke that he would open his own.

705
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:04,160
OK. This is a different guy, but go ahead. This is a good story.

706
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,160
This is where it gets interesting.

707
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,160
OK.

708
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:18,160
Bozeman, known for his work, directed four movies in the Saw franchise.

709
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,160
Oh.

710
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:25,160
And he lives in Oberlin Park.

711
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,160
Wow. OK.

712
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:47,160
It's making that joke a reality. He's teaming up with Bonner Springs Haunted House, Exiled, Trail of Terror, to showcase his Hollywood tricks and bring a new bone-chilling outdoor experience.

713
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,160
Dude, I'm sold.

714
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:53,160
I'm sold. I'm there. I am there.

715
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:57,160
That sounds fantastic. Doesn't it?

716
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,160
OK.

717
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:04,160
Titled Exiled Crooked Rosewoods.

718
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:20,160
New attraction 25 miles west of Kansas City will take visitors on a thrilling and immersive story through more than 100 acres.

719
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:28,160
Wow. Yeah, because Bonner Springs is basically, it's still the Kansas City metro area.

720
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:32,160
Barely. Right.

721
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:43,160
Exiled Crooked Rosewoods opens in September at 12829 Loring Road, Bonner Springs, Kansas.

722
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,160
This September?

723
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,160
This September.

724
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:53,160
Oh, man, dude, if you come up, we'll have to go. But I'm definitely going to go. It's too bad my brother's not alive.

725
00:50:53,160 --> 00:51:00,160
Yeah, dude. Yeah, we're going to throw down some yin-lings and go have some fun like we would have in the old days.

726
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:04,160
Yep. Yep. And I got the perfect patio for September to throw down some yin-lings.

727
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,160
Not get people out.

728
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:22,160
There's this new patio. Yeah, there's this new patio at the city market that's made out of an old trolley, the ones they had in the 20s to 40s. And it has a huge deck on the front of you can go there and get a yin-ling and just watch the sky.

729
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:33,160
And in September is going to be beautiful weather. We'll go there, have some yin-ling and then just go straight down I-70 to Bonner Springs exit and go to that place. That sounds good.

730
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:39,160
Wow. 12829 Loring Road, Bonner Springs Camp.

731
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:52,160
Fucking cool. Thank you, Rob. Let's take our second break. And we're going to come right back and I'm going to tell about my two more phone kills that my friend can't say his name.

732
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,160
Yeah, you know who it is.

733
00:51:55,160 --> 00:52:01,160
Anyhow, my friend. Yeah, yeah. Well, you've you've never met him, but you know who he is.

734
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,160
No, but you've talked about him. Yeah.

735
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:13,160
So anyhow, he reminded me of a couple more phone kills that I had that I had forgotten the one in Iowa that I knew about, but I couldn't remember quite.

736
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:23,160
And then another one. So anyhow, we'll be right back in a minute.

737
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:26,160
Jam X.

738
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:29,160
What the hell happened?

739
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:34,160
You were the generation of change.

740
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,160
You never wanted to be one of them.

741
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,160
At the feet. Spoke for you.

742
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,160
Hunk the man.

743
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,160
Hunk the system.

744
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,160
What the hell happened?

745
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:49,160
The generation of angst.

746
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:51,160
The generation of non-compliance.

747
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:54,160
Is now buying a boat.

748
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:58,160
You're really fed up until someone dangled a dollar near you.

749
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:03,160
Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined.

750
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:11,160
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

751
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:15,160
It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery?

752
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:19,160
Stay safe, everyone.

753
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:28,160
Hi all. This is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America.

754
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:31,160
You can't touch me.

755
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:35,160
Oh yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer, bitch.

756
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:47,160
Hello. This is Satan. You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

757
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:58,160
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags in microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

758
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:03,160
I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day.

759
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,160
Enjoy.

760
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:11,160
The apocalypse just happened.

761
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,160
You don't know what to do.

762
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,160
You don't know where to go.

763
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:18,160
I can tell you what you can eat.

764
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,160
How to stay clean during an apocalypse.

765
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:27,160
Plant oils such as cedarwood, rosewood, and rose are often added to soaps to impart their scents.

766
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:36,160
The fruits of several native North American plants contain sufficient levels of saponin to produce lather and can be used as soaps or shampoos.

767
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,160
Have you ever wondered where something came from?

768
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:43,160
Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is?

769
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:48,160
So have we. That's why we give you The Origin of.

770
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,160
This is the story of Dr. Pepper.

771
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:59,160
Originally made in Morrison's Old Corner Drugstore in Wicom, Texas, the drink's unique flavor was a hit when it was first sold in 1885.

772
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:11,160
Wade Morrison, the drugstore owner, named it Dr. Pepper after Dr. Charles Pepper, a Virginia doctor who the father of a girl, Morrison, he was once in love with.

773
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:20,160
You can still go to the Dr. Pepper Museum and still purchase the original formula with pure artesian well water and pure cane sugar.

774
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:23,160
It's quite a treat if you're into Dr. Pepper.

775
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,160
I'm Rob.

776
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:39,160
You know what? I might invite the said person that I can't say his name that I used to work with along with us.

777
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:49,160
And we can ask him about some stories he remember like the time we're up in Massachusetts and it got icy one night and we took the rental out and did donuts.

778
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:57,160
And we actually ripped the muffler halfway off and we actually took some clothes hanger and got it up to where you couldn't hear it very well.

779
00:55:57,160 --> 00:56:00,160
And we took it back the next day.

780
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,160
And then we rerun it a car after after that.

781
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:14,160
And we said that, you know, we're turning it in. Then we re went in another one from a different agency and they never caught us.

782
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:18,160
We were doing donuts and we hit some sort of a rock that we didn't see or something.

783
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:23,160
But anyhow, OK, here's two more phone kills from Mark.

784
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:27,160
Just saying that's never happened before. Never.

785
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:31,160
Yeah.

786
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:38,160
OK. Iowa in a Des Moines Medical Plaza or Des Moines, not Des Moines, Des Moines Medical Plaza.

787
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:45,160
We put in six foot tall pieces of glass, one on the slope up and one on the slope right next to it down.

788
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:57,160
You know what I mean? You ever go into a mall or something or a medical mall and they have the steps going up and the stairs going down and there's a huge piece of glass on each side.

789
00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,160
Right.

790
00:56:59,160 --> 00:57:06,160
You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. That kind of a design and the railings are, you know, goes along with the glass there.

791
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:13,160
So anyhow, I was reaching over to take pictures that the proof looked the proof that the job looked good.

792
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:19,160
You'd have to do that because some idiot would come by later and scratch it all up or something or break something out.

793
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:22,160
They couldn't blame it on you. You go, oh, no, no, it looked great.

794
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:29,160
Here's my pictures. And then they'd have to back down and go, OK, well, we need to go after someone else that screwed them up. Right.

795
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:41,160
So a skid loader dropped this huge job box in the middle of the bare concrete floor and my phone fell due to the shaking of the building and me being on a stepladder.

796
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:45,160
My phone landed in the middle of the space.

797
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:53,160
OK, so the space in between is probably about eight inches right between both glasses and it's six foot up.

798
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,160
So you couldn't reach in there to get it. There's no way.

799
00:57:56,160 --> 00:58:00,160
I mean, it's like no man's land in there and it's just sitting there right on a slope.

800
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:05,160
I tried to push it down, but it got lodged in between the two sides.

801
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,160
There's a groove there and I couldn't push it down.

802
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:12,160
So I tried one of those plastic grabbers wouldn't work.

803
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,160
I tried a strong magnet. Nothing.

804
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,160
There's nothing I could do to retrieve my phone.

805
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:26,160
It's probably still there because unless they broke some glass out or redesigned it, my phone's probably still there.

806
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:32,160
So anyhow, you know, I'm thinking about taking a road trip up there just to see if it's there.

807
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,160
I mean, so there's nothing I could do.

808
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:37,160
All I could do is look at my phone and go, fuck, I guess it's gone.

809
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:40,160
There's nothing I can do. It's wedged in there.

810
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:44,160
I can't get in between there. A grabber won't go far enough to it.

811
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:46,160
A magnet won't work. I'm toast.

812
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:49,160
So I had another phone.

813
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:52,160
And then there's this one up in White Plains, New York.

814
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:56,160
I was putting it. Do you know what shoe base is?

815
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:58,160
No.

816
00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,160
OK.

817
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:09,160
Shoe base is a block of aluminum that you put along a balcony edges in a building and it holds the glass in.

818
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:12,160
OK.

819
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:15,160
You know what I'm talking about? It has it has a slot. It's slotted.

820
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:17,160
OK. Yeah.

821
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:24,160
A lot of times you don't see it because it's at the floor level and we covered up with flashing or trim or something.

822
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,160
OK.

823
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:30,160
Well, we were putting that in and we were putting on the adhesives before we put on the bolts.

824
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:41,160
And I had my phone right next to me and the adhesive spilled over and solid in my phone to the to the floor.

825
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,160
So that was another one.

826
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:46,160
I went back to go get it and I could not get it off the floor.

827
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:50,160
And then I started chipping it away and I tore it to shit trying to chip it away.

828
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:57,160
And so those are the two kills I forgot about that my friend reminded me of.

829
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:03,160
So anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

830
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:08,160
OK. I'm going to step back to World War Two on here.

831
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:12,160
All right.

832
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:23,160
The NK-6 nuclear bomb, a step up from the bomb used in Nagasaki during World War Two and multiple versions created.

833
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:35,160
This development happened between 1951 and 1955 and the bomb remained operational until 1962.

834
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:48,160
Throughout this period, more than one thousand bombs were manufactured with different nuclear yields.

835
01:00:48,160 --> 01:01:10,160
On March 11th, 1958, a Boeing B-47 strategic embarked from Hunter Army Airfield, Georgia, carrying aircrew from the 375th Bombardment Squadron, 308th Bombardment Wing.

836
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:31,160
The strategic bomber was en route to the United Kingdom before flying from there to North Africa to participate in Operation Snowflake, where pilots would practice mock bomb drops.

837
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:43,160
While just a training exercise, the B-47's crew felt pressured as the exercise was timed.

838
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:54,160
Before they departed, the men had haphazardly placed their NK-6 nuclear bomb in the bomb bag.

839
01:01:54,160 --> 01:02:12,160
As they struggled to secure it, they resorted to placing explosives in a sling and hammering the steel locking pin until it locked and they took off from the airfield.

840
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:29,160
The mechanism disengaged as the protocol failed to re-engage once the B-47 was airborne.

841
01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:49,160
A navigator and bombardier was informed. While examining the area, Navigator and Bombardier Captain Bruce Culked Up was informed about the issue.

842
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:58,160
While examining the area, he actually pulled the emergency release pin.

843
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:18,160
Causing the bomb to fall 15,000 to 20,000 feet to the ground, it was in danger of falling out of the open bomb bay, but managed to save himself.

844
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:31,160
The NK-6 nuclear bomb crashed into a playhouse that a man named Bill Gray had built for his children.

845
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:40,160
At the time, his kids were playing approximately 200 feet away.

846
01:03:40,160 --> 01:04:05,160
The playhouse was destroyed in the blast and the bomb left a 70 foot wide crater. Gray, his children and his wife all sustained injuries and seven nearby buildings were damaged.

847
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:10,160
It's a nuclear bomb.

848
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:18,160
Okay, I don't understand. It would have done much more damage than that.

849
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:39,160
Let me go on here. Remarkably, 90 individuals affected by the explosion sustained severe injuries as the FESOL nuclear core of the N-6 nuclear bomb was stored in a different section of the B-47.

850
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:44,160
Oh, so they had to throw them out in tandem for the actual bomb to—

851
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:49,160
The nuclear part was not hooked up to the bomb.

852
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:51,160
Okay, now I get it.

853
01:04:51,160 --> 01:05:01,160
What exploded was the TNT within the device.

854
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:04,160
Okay, so that blast alone is pretty potent.

855
01:05:04,160 --> 01:05:12,160
And it had a lot of TNT in it, but the nuclear part was still on the plane. Thank God.

856
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:13,160
Yeah, God.

857
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:15,160
That would have been catastrophic.

858
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,160
Yeah, in North Carolina?

859
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:25,160
Because this happened in Mars Bluff, South Carolina.

860
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:29,160
Oh, South Carolina. Wow. Geez.

861
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:31,160
In 1958.

862
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:36,160
In 1958. Are you done with the story? Because I've got something for everybody.

863
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:38,160
Yeah, yeah. That was it.

864
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:49,160
Okay, the closest we ever came to nuclear war most people don't know about, and this was in a Secretary of Defense's book before he died, I believe.

865
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:57,160
I can't think of the guy's name. I'll look it up if someone wants me to, or you can do the research yourself. You can Google it or whatever, Bing it or whatever you got to do.

866
01:05:57,160 --> 01:06:14,160
But it was in the book. It was during the Nixon administration, and there was some sort of a computer glitch that looked like Russia launched all their nuclear weapons and they were in air coming to us.

867
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:31,160
So I guess the president doesn't get that first. Someone else, like the Secretary of Defense or someone else internally, gets that and then they call the red phone. You know the infamous red phone?

868
01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:37,160
They call the red phone at the White House and they go, press, here's what's going on.

869
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:44,160
So the deal is, is they call in and if it's a red phone, the president gets woke up immediately and says, you have to deal with this right now.

870
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:54,160
So Nixon goes in there and they say, well, you know what? It appears like Russia launched all their nuclear weapons at us. What do you need us to do?

871
01:06:54,160 --> 01:07:07,160
And he said, I need you to check again. They checked again and it looked the same. They're like, it really appears like they launched all their nuclear weapons.

872
01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:14,160
So he goes, I want you to check one more time. So he checked one more time. They saw the same thing.

873
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:24,160
So then Nixon said, I'm going to leave it up to you what you think we need to do. If you think this is actual thing, then send them all over there.

874
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:35,160
But if you determine different, I trust you. He goes back and he checks again and he notices some irregulars, like some of the bombs weren't actually there.

875
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:44,160
He goes, wait a minute, wait a minute. There is something else going on here, like a glitch or something, because suddenly half the bombs or something like that disappeared.

876
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:55,160
And he checked it out a couple more times and it was a computer glitch. And we were probably about 30 seconds away from nuclear holocaust.

877
01:07:55,160 --> 01:08:01,160
And nobody knew about it. Nobody knew about it until that guy wrote that book, I believe in the late 90s.

878
01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:07,160
And he's dead. He died right after that. And that's why he exposed it. He's like, what do I got to lose? I'm getting ready to die anyhow.

879
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:16,160
He's like 98 or something. And he was sickly. And he's like, I'm just going to send this book out that I've been kind of like pilfering writing on here and there.

880
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:21,160
Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of scary, isn't it?

881
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:26,160
Do you remember the 80s movie War Games? Yes, I do.

882
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:31,160
Well, yeah, it's not that far different. You're right. I didn't even think about it like that.

883
01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:39,160
Yeah, but that was with older technology. Now you got AI that can run this shit.

884
01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:43,160
I hope they never turn out something like that to AI.

885
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:47,160
Oh my God. Tofer and I was talking about...

886
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:51,160
Well, AI probably already knows about nuclear.

887
01:08:51,160 --> 01:09:01,160
Well, yeah. I mean, if you turn this shit over to them, what if one of them turns rogue and just wants to start a nuclear war for shits and giggles?

888
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:07,160
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, now building one, they don't have opposing thumbs.

889
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:13,160
Yeah, that's true. No, no, no. I'm not worried about them building one. I'm worried about one in existence of them getting a hold on it.

890
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:16,160
Breaking it, hacking into computers and launching them.

891
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:17,160
Exactly.

892
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:22,160
That's a different story. That's where we need John Connor.

893
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:26,160
John Connor cannot get here quick enough.

894
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:31,160
So anyhow, for a lot of different reasons, but mainly for AI.

895
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:37,160
So let's see. Trying to think here.

896
01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:42,160
Oh, OK. I got this one I've been wanting to go to here. Do you have something really pertinent you want to get to, Rob?

897
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,160
Or is this story going to be OK?

898
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:48,160
OK. All right.

899
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:53,160
And then if you still want to, if you still want to keep this going, we can go with your next.

900
01:09:53,160 --> 01:10:02,160
Yeah. OK. First off, hello, grandma. Hello, Jimmy. Hello, Ricky. Dodge City, Kansas. Love you guys.

901
01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:07,160
Hi, grandma. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky.

902
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:14,160
Hi, Montrose. Yes. Thank you. Hi, Montrose. We love you guys.

903
01:10:14,160 --> 01:10:19,160
Yeah, they're bringing a little. Yeah, they need a little love right now.

904
01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:25,160
Also, yeah. And also you're building them a lake. We forgot to go into that on that on the on the emails.

905
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:31,160
We covered most everything else, but also you're bringing your equipment down to build them a lake or a pond.

906
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:35,160
Yeah. Yeah, I got a week vacation coming into July.

907
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:42,160
Yeah. And he's going to build a pond, give him a grain silo, but he's having problems locating one because all the nasty naters took them all out.

908
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:47,160
So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So anyhow, here we go.

909
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:56,160
The tragic death of a Massachusetts teenager who collapsed after eating an extremely spicy tortilla chip last year may prompt both doctors and food manufacturers

910
01:10:56,160 --> 01:11:02,160
to take a closer look at the ingredients that provides the punch. Capiscan.

911
01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:12,160
Capiscan is the ingredient that accelerates the heat and makes it unbearable to a lot of people like me.

912
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:22,160
I couldn't do it. So Harris Wullabath died in September at age of 14 from cardiopulmonary arrest

913
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:35,160
in the setting of recent indigestion of food substance that had a high capacity concentration, Capocin, I think it's capacity concentration, according to a statement released Thursday by Elaine Driscoll,

914
01:11:35,160 --> 01:11:40,160
a spokesperson for the Massachusetts Executive Office of Public Safety and Security.

915
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:50,160
He had consumed a chip manufactured by Paci, which was packed with the chili pepper extract and marketed as one chip challenge.

916
01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:56,160
I think we all remember them. Remember those one chip challenges? Yeah. Yeah. The one chip challenge. Yeah, I remember that.

917
01:11:56,160 --> 01:12:05,160
Yeah. Well, this kid died. A lot of them went to the hospital, too. Remember that? Yeah. Yeah, I do remember here. Yeah.

918
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:12,160
I think this case is going to force us to pause and look more closely at Capacin, Capacin, Capacin.

919
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:22,160
I think it's Capacin, but whatever it is and its efforts. Dr. Stuart Berger, head of cardiology at Laurie Children's Heart Center in Chicago.

920
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:26,160
It is not known whether the family was aware of the health issue before the teen's death.

921
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:33,160
Wullbath's parents did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

922
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:43,160
It looks to me like they're they might be filing some sort of a lawsuit. And it also looks to me like I don't know about federally,

923
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:53,160
but maybe at least statewide, they're looking at banning that Capacin that is partly responsible for bringing all the heat onto the chip,

924
01:12:53,160 --> 01:13:00,160
which gave the kid the heart attack who already had somewhat of a heart issue. You see.

925
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:06,160
So anyhow. All right, Rob, we turn to you.

926
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:14,160
All right. I first list tonight. I have one list tonight.

927
01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:26,160
It's not music. It's the 10 most vicious animals that look cute.

928
01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:31,160
Cool. I like this. I like this a lot.

929
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:35,160
Like a badger. Go ahead. I'm sorry.

930
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:39,160
Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's all kinds of stuff on here.

931
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:51,160
OK, first up. Swans are related to geese and ducks and are considered to be the most beautiful and elegant of the three waterfowl species.

932
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:54,160
Yep.

933
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:58,160
They definitely appear to be calm creatures.

934
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:02,160
The mute swan.

935
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:10,160
However, is quiet, but fierce and males are extremely territorial during the breeding season.

936
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:16,160
Uh huh. Aren't we all? Aren't we all? Yeah.

937
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:24,160
It's considered to be one of the most dangerous birds in the world.

938
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:28,160
OK, next.

939
01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:32,160
Koala.

940
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:37,160
Koalas or a native? Koalas. OK. Eastern.

941
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:41,160
I didn't hear, but then you said koalas again. I said, OK, I heard it.

942
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:44,160
Yeah, koalas.

943
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:52,160
They're native of Eastern Australia and share some strates of wombats who are their closest relative.

944
01:14:52,160 --> 01:15:05,160
They eat the leaves of the eucalyptus, which is known to contain toxic materials that are very harmful when consumed in high doses.

945
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:16,160
However, koalas have a specially designed digestive system that separates and expels toxins from their body.

946
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:18,160
Uh huh.

947
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:31,160
They have been turned as endangered species in February 2022 and have been granted added protection from poaching and loss of habitat.

948
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:34,160
Uh huh.

949
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:40,160
So yeah, the toxins that they eat that harm you.

950
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:42,160
Wow. OK.

951
01:15:42,160 --> 01:15:43,160
Yeah.

952
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:47,160
Didn't know that, but I do now, so that's cool.

953
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:54,160
Yeah. I mean, come on. Everybody. Koalas are the ones that keep these things on the Earth.

954
01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:57,160
Yeah. Yeah.

955
01:15:57,160 --> 01:16:03,160
They're harmful. Yeah, they're harmful. If they bite you, they are, yeah.

956
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:08,160
I didn't know that. I knew that they can be aggressive, but I didn't know that they had toxins like that.

957
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:12,160
So anyhow. Yeah.

958
01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:25,160
Uh, next, the platypus looks like a strange animal hybrid with the beak of a duck, the legs of an otter, and the tail of a beaver.

959
01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:29,160
Yeah, they are freaky.

960
01:16:29,160 --> 01:16:44,160
Even so, it's pretty adorable looking. What you would find out when you're up close and personal with it is that the males have venomous spurs on the elbows and knees.

961
01:16:44,160 --> 01:16:46,160
A duck, a platypus does?

962
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:50,160
Of their hind feet. Yeah, venomous spurs.

963
01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:52,160
But only the males, not the females?

964
01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:54,160
Yeah, only the males.

965
01:16:54,160 --> 01:16:56,160
OK.

966
01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:59,160
Of which they use the sting with.

967
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:11,160
For a mammal that's very rare to have venom, which is something reserved for spiders, reptiles, and amphibians.

968
01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:18,160
While not deadly to humans, it could kill dogs and other small animals.

969
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:19,160
OK.

970
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:35,160
And for a human, the sting is lingering effects such as increased pain, sensitivity, a muscular atrophy.

971
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:36,160
Uh huh.

972
01:17:36,160 --> 01:17:40,160
Whatever. Yep.

973
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:45,160
OK, now we're going to go into another bird.

974
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:50,160
And I hope I get close on the pronunciation.

975
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:52,160
OK.

976
01:17:52,160 --> 01:18:00,160
The hooded pituit, it's spelled P-I-T-O-H-U-I.

977
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,160
Uh huh.

978
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:04,160
I'm going to say pituit.

979
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:20,160
It's one of the three pituit species and is a small, passerine bird with a powerful beak, dark red eyes, and black and red, or orange and black feathers.

980
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:21,160
Uh huh.

981
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:25,160
Making it colorful and cute.

982
01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:38,160
All pituites are deadly though because they have toxins in their skin and feathers called fat taraxotopin.

983
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:39,160
OK.

984
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:42,160
But they've not actually tried to practice on that.

985
01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:43,160
Oh my god.

986
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:45,160
I'm going to go with that.

987
01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:48,160
Sounds good to me.

988
01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:54,160
Well, it's a neurotoxic alkali.

989
01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:56,160
Oh.

990
01:18:56,160 --> 01:19:05,160
That they get from the myeloid beels they eat.

991
01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:11,160
It is the same toxin as that of the poison dart frog in South America.

992
01:19:11,160 --> 01:19:13,160
Also the black widow.

993
01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:16,160
The black widow spider also has neurotoxin.

994
01:19:16,160 --> 01:19:19,160
It affects your nervous system.

995
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:20,160
Right.

996
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,160
Yeah, yeah.

997
01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:22,160
Those are particularly dangerous.

998
01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:26,160
They may not kill you, but they will fuck your nervous system up.

999
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:27,160
All your nerves.

1000
01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:28,160
Anyhow, go ahead.

1001
01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:29,160
I'm sorry.

1002
01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:30,160
OK.

1003
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:34,160
The hooded pituit is the deadliest of the three species.

1004
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:35,160
Wow.

1005
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:48,160
And what the taraxin normally has a burning, tingling, papal cessation on humans that touch the bird.

1006
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:57,160
High enough doses to cause paralysis, cardiac arrest, and death.

1007
01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:59,160
Wow.

1008
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:09,160
It must be a more potent venom because they claim that most black widows will not, a bite will not kill a healthy person.

1009
01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:15,160
But it will attack your nerves and do a number on you.

1010
01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:27,160
But I also know where actually someone relatively famous died from a brown recluse spider and that's Frank Hannon from Slayer.

1011
01:20:27,160 --> 01:20:28,160
Right.

1012
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:29,160
Yeah.

1013
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:30,160
Remember that?

1014
01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:32,160
He was bitten by a brown recluse.

1015
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:37,160
He got sepsis, the blood infection, and it killed him.

1016
01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:45,160
But this neurotoxin sounds like it's extremely potent and deadly because it can stop your heart, all different kinds of things.

1017
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:46,160
Wow.

1018
01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:49,160
Anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

1019
01:20:49,160 --> 01:20:50,160
OK.

1020
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:54,160
The next couple are going to be, there'll be a couple quick ones.

1021
01:20:54,160 --> 01:20:55,160
OK.

1022
01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:58,160
There's the red fox.

1023
01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:01,160
The red fox?

1024
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:03,160
Yeah.

1025
01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:06,160
I know people that feed them.

1026
01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:11,160
They look adorable enough to make them a popular subject of wildlife photography.

1027
01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:16,160
However, they are one of the most tame animals on the planet.

1028
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:20,160
They are good at hiding while living close to humans.

1029
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:30,160
They are also dominant to all other fox species, except the arctic fox, which lives too far north.

1030
01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:36,160
The red fox is the largest species of true foxes.

1031
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:43,160
While foxes are typically shy of humans, they are surprisingly dangerous.

1032
01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:47,160
It is known to be a top carrier of rabies.

1033
01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:48,160
Oh.

1034
01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:59,160
But what's secretly terrifying is that those living near urban areas have been known to not only attack humans,

1035
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:04,160
but to carry off babies and small pets.

1036
01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:07,160
Wow.

1037
01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:15,160
I don't know where they get this information, but that's what it says.

1038
01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:20,160
I know people that feed foxes by hand.

1039
01:22:20,160 --> 01:22:21,160
Wow.

1040
01:22:21,160 --> 01:22:23,160
I've known that too.

1041
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:24,160
And the red foxes too.

1042
01:22:24,160 --> 01:22:31,160
Maybe it's just...

1043
01:22:31,160 --> 01:22:33,160
I can believe it, Rob.

1044
01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:34,160
I don't know.

1045
01:22:34,160 --> 01:22:39,160
I think these people are just fortunate that it didn't have rabies or whatever.

1046
01:22:39,160 --> 01:22:42,160
But I know foxes are very cunning.

1047
01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:50,160
They will sneak into chicken houses, they'll eat chickens, they'll eat eggs, and they will rob a farmer blind.

1048
01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:57,160
I think a farmer would rather have a coyote than a fox on his land.

1049
01:22:57,160 --> 01:22:59,160
So I get it.

1050
01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:06,160
Yeah, my grandpa had a squirrel gun, he had a rabbit gun, and he had a fox gun.

1051
01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:08,160
Yep. That's because they're so invasive.

1052
01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:10,160
And of course his deer rifle.

1053
01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:15,160
Yeah, that's for food.

1054
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:19,160
Or anyone that fucks with them.

1055
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,160
Right.

1056
01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:22,160
Yeah, any. I'll go ahead.

1057
01:23:22,160 --> 01:23:25,160
That was a totally different gun.

1058
01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:28,160
Yeah, it was. You're right.

1059
01:23:28,160 --> 01:23:31,160
They lived on a farm, you know.

1060
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:34,160
Oh no, no. No one come fucking around there. And they knew.

1061
01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:35,160
You know what I mean?

1062
01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:39,160
Everybody knew that all the farmers had guns and they will use them.

1063
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:42,160
So nobody fuck around on any of those farms.

1064
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:45,160
Plus their animals would wake them up, you know?

1065
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:48,160
Oh yeah, no. If you get spotted, you might as well forget it.

1066
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:52,160
Some dumbasses didn't realize that.

1067
01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:57,160
Yeah, I know some people that ran as hard as they could and were so out of breath,

1068
01:23:57,160 --> 01:24:00,160
they almost killed themselves because the farmer down the road

1069
01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:05,160
come at them on an old tractor and a shotgun.

1070
01:24:05,160 --> 01:24:06,160
Yep.

1071
01:24:06,160 --> 01:24:09,160
Yep, happened all the time.

1072
01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:11,160
So anyhow, you have another one?

1073
01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:14,160
Oh yeah, there's five more.

1074
01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:15,160
Oh, okay.

1075
01:24:15,160 --> 01:24:17,160
The other one is Dingo.

1076
01:24:17,160 --> 01:24:22,160
Yeah, yep. They're mean little fucks.

1077
01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:26,160
Which is pretty much an Australian wild dog.

1078
01:24:26,160 --> 01:24:29,160
Yeah.

1079
01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:33,160
And wild, yeah, they're wild, you don't want to mess with them.

1080
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:35,160
No.

1081
01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:41,160
Next, the red kangaroo is the national animal of Australia.

1082
01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:45,160
I mean, many people are familiar with the animal.

1083
01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:52,160
It's undeniably cute, but with its large size, powerful hind legs,

1084
01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:58,160
and suffer claws, the kangaroo is surprisingly dangerous.

1085
01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:01,160
I think a lot of people knew that too.

1086
01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:04,160
Yeah, yeah.

1087
01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:06,160
They'll be down right at you.

1088
01:25:06,160 --> 01:25:11,160
I'm just thinking Australians have nothing to pet koalas or kangaroos.

1089
01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:12,160
Right.

1090
01:25:12,160 --> 01:25:14,160
And probably alligators too.

1091
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:16,160
They're fucked.

1092
01:25:16,160 --> 01:25:18,160
Wow.

1093
01:25:18,160 --> 01:25:20,160
They got wildebeest.

1094
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:22,160
Yeah, that's true.

1095
01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:24,160
I'm sure they have dogs too.

1096
01:25:24,160 --> 01:25:29,160
I have not seen anything about wildebeest on any list.

1097
01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:33,160
Okay, they must be friendly and docile.

1098
01:25:33,160 --> 01:25:37,160
Next, the leopard seal.

1099
01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:39,160
Who doesn't take seals are cute.

1100
01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:40,160
Oh yeah.

1101
01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:45,160
I know denying the leopard seal is a species with a charm or a term,

1102
01:25:45,160 --> 01:25:51,160
but it has something else, a thirst for blood.

1103
01:25:51,160 --> 01:25:52,160
A leopard seal?

1104
01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:55,160
While its main diet consists of penguins,

1105
01:25:55,160 --> 01:26:03,160
it has been known to actively stop and hunt humans in the water.

1106
01:26:03,160 --> 01:26:05,160
Wow.

1107
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:09,160
Will it kill them?

1108
01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:13,160
Does it say?

1109
01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:15,160
Yeah.

1110
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:16,160
Wow.

1111
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:17,160
A leopard seal.

1112
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:20,160
It's more powerful and will kill you.

1113
01:26:20,160 --> 01:26:25,160
It's the leopard in its common name.

1114
01:26:25,160 --> 01:26:26,160
Wow.

1115
01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:27,160
A leopard seal.

1116
01:26:27,160 --> 01:26:34,160
So this is a seal, but a different variety I guess.

1117
01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:46,160
Okay, it's also indirectly dangerous as it is known to attack black pontoons of inflatable boats.

1118
01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:51,160
Ooh.

1119
01:26:51,160 --> 01:26:54,160
Yeah, okay.

1120
01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:55,160
That sounds bad.

1121
01:26:55,160 --> 01:27:02,160
Okay, the next one, the dolphin.

1122
01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:03,160
Flipper?

1123
01:27:03,160 --> 01:27:08,160
The dolphin has something of a mixed reputation.

1124
01:27:08,160 --> 01:27:14,160
Humans love studying and interacting with intelligent, beautiful creatures in captivity.

1125
01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:18,160
And there are many stories of dolphins helping people.

1126
01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:29,160
But there's also surprisingly dangerous, especially in the wild.

1127
01:27:29,160 --> 01:27:30,160
That makes sense.

1128
01:27:30,160 --> 01:27:33,160
It really does, yep.

1129
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:37,160
A wild animal compared to a domestic animal.

1130
01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:41,160
Yeah, I get it.

1131
01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:53,160
What's secretly terrifying to know is that a dolphin can and does bite humans with its sharp teeth on occasion

1132
01:27:53,160 --> 01:28:01,160
and will kill you if it pulls you underwater or plows you into you with its powerful snout.

1133
01:28:01,160 --> 01:28:03,160
Wow.

1134
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:06,160
Which is known, dolphins.

1135
01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:07,160
Well, that's what they do to sharks.

1136
01:28:07,160 --> 01:28:09,160
Yeah.

1137
01:28:09,160 --> 01:28:12,160
Come on, you old TV show flipper.

1138
01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:13,160
Yep.

1139
01:28:13,160 --> 01:28:14,160
Yeah.

1140
01:28:14,160 --> 01:28:19,160
He ran off plenty of shark.

1141
01:28:19,160 --> 01:28:24,160
Okay, and finally, man, these little dudes are cute.

1142
01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:27,160
Okay.

1143
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:34,160
The slow loris is a species of primate that looks downright deadly.

1144
01:28:34,160 --> 01:28:35,160
They do, man.

1145
01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:36,160
Yeah, yeah, I would agree.

1146
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:39,160
They got big eyes.

1147
01:28:39,160 --> 01:28:41,160
They're cute.

1148
01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:49,160
You would be right to assume that it's usually a very calm creature.

1149
01:28:49,160 --> 01:28:56,160
But believe it or not, it's a venomous primate and only one in existence,

1150
01:28:56,160 --> 01:29:03,160
which is why it's the top of vicious animals that look cute.

1151
01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:08,160
It's also one of the most venomous animals around.

1152
01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:14,160
You also wouldn't believe where their venom is.

1153
01:29:14,160 --> 01:29:15,160
Where?

1154
01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:18,160
In their elbows.

1155
01:29:18,160 --> 01:29:20,160
Wow.

1156
01:29:20,160 --> 01:29:31,160
Their venom makes the saliva produce a deadly cocktail that will kill you through anaphylactic shock.

1157
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:33,160
Uh-huh.

1158
01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:38,160
So like an allergic reaction, it sounds like.

1159
01:29:38,160 --> 01:29:43,160
Yeah, yeah.

1160
01:29:43,160 --> 01:29:45,160
But I think I recognize this thing.

1161
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:49,160
Okay.

1162
01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:54,160
Do you know the cartoon Madagascar?

1163
01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:56,160
Yes.

1164
01:29:56,160 --> 01:30:07,160
Okay. You know, there was the, what was he?

1165
01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:11,160
The team weird m-

1166
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:12,160
I'm not really-

1167
01:30:12,160 --> 01:30:14,160
Ah!

1168
01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:15,160
Oh, um-

1169
01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:17,160
I can't remember his name.

1170
01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:24,160
But anyway, probably his followers, I think, is this creature.

1171
01:30:24,160 --> 01:30:25,160
Okay.

1172
01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:29,160
What, not a lemur.

1173
01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:31,160
A lemur.

1174
01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:32,160
A lemur.

1175
01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:34,160
A lemur. Okay, yep.

1176
01:30:34,160 --> 01:30:38,160
Okay. He was a cartoon character. He was a lemur.

1177
01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:43,160
And they called it, you know, he was king of the, you know.

1178
01:30:43,160 --> 01:30:53,160
But his groupie, you know, his cousin, dude, looks just like this.

1179
01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:54,160
Okay.

1180
01:30:54,160 --> 01:30:58,160
And I'm thinking that might be what he was supposed to be.

1181
01:30:58,160 --> 01:30:59,160
Okay.

1182
01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:01,160
I'm going to do some research into that.

1183
01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:04,160
Uh-huh.

1184
01:31:04,160 --> 01:31:08,160
But oh, I know. You know, they just ran it down just by names.

1185
01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:10,160
I didn't have to read all that shit.

1186
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,160
Uh-huh.

1187
01:31:12,160 --> 01:31:14,160
I could have saved myself some time.

1188
01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:20,160
Oh, well, that was, dude, that was a really, I loved that. That was really good.

1189
01:31:20,160 --> 01:31:22,160
Yeah, yeah.

1190
01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:24,160
Thank you, Rob.

1191
01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:27,160
All right. We are way, way over our time here.

1192
01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:31,160
So you want to go ahead and put a bow on this bitch and call it good?

1193
01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:33,160
Yeah, yeah. I got to work in the morning, bro.

1194
01:31:33,160 --> 01:31:36,160
Yeah, it's like 15 to 10. So, yep.

1195
01:31:36,160 --> 01:31:39,160
All right. Thank you, everybody, for listening.

1196
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:42,160
You guys are still solid, doing us so good.

1197
01:31:42,160 --> 01:31:44,160
We're gaining so much ground.

1198
01:31:44,160 --> 01:31:49,160
We got a, we have a base of listeners much higher now.

1199
01:31:49,160 --> 01:31:53,160
Because when we were making those multiple gains last month and the month before,

1200
01:31:53,160 --> 01:31:57,160
where I don't know if we were featured on something or whatever,

1201
01:31:57,160 --> 01:32:02,160
algorithms, however they do it, we were gaining a bunch of new listeners.

1202
01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:06,160
Well, a lot of them stuck around, which is very cool.

1203
01:32:06,160 --> 01:32:11,160
It didn't dip down, you know, the graph that they show on there on RSS feed.

1204
01:32:11,160 --> 01:32:14,160
It never, it isn't dipping. It's continually going up.

1205
01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:17,160
So thank you guys. Keep spreading the word.

1206
01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:21,160
So, anyhow, everybody have a good night. Thank you, assholes.

1207
01:32:21,160 --> 01:32:24,160
Good night, assholes.

1208
01:32:24,160 --> 01:32:28,160
Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids.

1209
01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:32,160
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1210
01:32:32,160 --> 01:32:47,160
Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.