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And now it's time for...

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The Daily Deucebag Pledge.

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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone.

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We Talk.

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KZ.

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Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

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At any given airport, at any given 60 seconds, you're actually breathing in at least three farts.

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Your mama's so fat, Dracula, bitter neck, and got diabetes.

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Now, from his underground bunker camped in Missouri, stocked full of dried guts, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys, is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rant.

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All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. That needs to happen.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man. You know what I could do if I was the garbage man?

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I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically, in the morning, and then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash screaming, stop, halt.

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Yeah, that's what I'd love to do.

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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob, from deep in my bunker.

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That's right, in Camden in Missouri, with a stockpile of what? Canned goods, surplus, and vibrating toys, or something like that.

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I can't remember what the fuck I...

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There might be one or two around there, you never know.

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I've got so many bits now, I'm trying to think of what's what. And then whenever I go to put one in...

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No, you nailed it. You nailed it.

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Okay, okay, cool. All right. Anyhow, I just got done having some mac and cheese with brisket. The brisket was apple and cherry smoked, and brined in orange juice.

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Oh, it's so good. Have you ever brined a brisket, Rob?

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Oh, it's so good. I mean, you just leave it in a big tub. You know, it's got to be a pretty good tub if it's a good size brisket like this was.

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You leave it in there for about, I don't know, you got to have it cooled though, you know, you can't let it, you know, get too warm.

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But you leave it in there, oh, I don't know, about 12 hours, and it soaks through the pores of the meat. And this is a prime brisket, so it already had great marbling.

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And I'll tell you what, and then I just put it in some really good mac and cheese that we bought, and man, it was just frickin' fantastic. So, anyhow.

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Is that what you needed the lighter fluid for?

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That you brought back from Arkansas?

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Yeah, yeah, where that guy thought, well, the nutmeg, he did it to everybody, so I can't take it personal.

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What a weird thing. I want to go back there just to see him again. I mean, it's a great place to stay and everything, but I just want to see that nutmeg again.

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And I want to go to him and go, hey, did you take my charcoal fluid? And see what he does.

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You need to, man.

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I do. If I see him, if I stay back there again, which I think we will, we got something booked in late October to see the leaves, but we're staying at Flatiron Flats, our normal place, for a couple of days.

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I think I'm going to book a day ahead of time at that place, just because it's a really good place. I want to sit out there in the fire pit and just enjoy nature and all that good stuff.

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But, anyhow, I hope that guy walks by. I want to screw with him.

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And then just, I don't know, say other stuff, like say something like, turpentine.

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And then if he looks at you weird, look at him like you didn't say anything.

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And then come up with another word, like, I don't know, sock puppet.

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I want to see if I can make crazy crazier, I guess, right?

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Hey, you're a pro, buddy. You're a pro.

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Oh, I can do it. I can do it. The question is, is hopefully he doesn't have a weapon. So, anyhow, which coincidentally,

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This is true. And it may not be a traditional weapon. It may not be a gun. It could be an axe. It could be an axe handle. It could be a rock bar. It could be about anything.

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Pocket knife.

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Pocket knife, you're right. For woodland, for woodland, right?

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Anyone that doesn't know what woodland is, look it up.

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And picking his teeth.

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Oh yeah, yeah, and his nails.

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You're right. You're right. And also any on-spot circumcisions that have to be done.

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You know, he's got a knife there.

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Yeah, pocket knife is a multi-tool.

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Yeah, that's right. Yep, yep.

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And I found out that those little rings that they take off of your penis when you're young, they're actually Funyuns.

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Oh, I see that.

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Yeah, you have them deep fry them and put some seize on them.

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Those are little cock rings from circumcisions.

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Allegedly.

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I see it now. I see it now.

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Anyhow, we'll just go ahead and go over this program because I don't know where I just took it, but I apologize to everybody.

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Okay. Anyhow, all of this is allegedly, so if you go to the Funyun people, the Frito-Lay people, and say, hey, two douchebags said that your Funyuns are made out of cock rings, then they'll come back and shut us down or something stupid.

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So get us canceled.

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I mean, out there picketing outside the Duck Blind Studio and the Talk is Cheap Studio.

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I'd spray them with a hose. That'd be cool.

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Wherever they walk in.

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It appears that a bat bit the Pretty Reckless singer Taylor Momsen on stage during a concert in Seville, Spain.

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A bat actually bit her on stage.

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A person close to the band said that she will have to get a series of rabies shots for the next two weeks.

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You know what I mean? Like a lot of stuff they figured out how to, oh no, make it not be as abrasive or painful or whatever.

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So a phone conversation was overheard quickly after the incident.

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Someone that sounded just like Ozzy Osbourne said, no, you have to bite the bat. Not the other way around.

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Ozzy bit the bat, bit the head off a bat in Iowa.

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Well, Ozzy called her and said, no, you did it backwards.

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Okay. Anyhow, hey, look, they're not all gems. Okay?

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They cannot all be gems.

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Too soon?

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Okay. Well, you knew this sooner or later this would happen.

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A divorce registry is now up and running and is in an in-thing.

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This is like a thing, okay?

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So, Rob, let me put it like this. I think you can get the gist of it, too.

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I think I can see the logic because when you divorce, you generally pick items and property to divide between the two, right?

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This would mean like one of you guys get the toaster, one of you get the blender, one of you get the coffee pot, the coffee maker, whatever, right?

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Unfortunately, I know a thing or two about that, yeah.

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Okay. Well, I know a two, you know, I'm divorced also, but okay, anyhow...

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Or three or four.

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So, people end up needing some household utensils, whatever, like...

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So, this is a way to help them out.

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So, now they're doing divorce registries like one of these things I read on the internet.

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Help the bitch took everything, whatever you can give, please.

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And then he was like registered with Walmart, Target, all these places.

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There were some pretty clever ones, too.

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Home Depot, O'Reilly...

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I thought that was... It's really actually a pretty good idea, really.

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I mean, because, you know...

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Why not?

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Yeah, that guy doesn't have a toaster. He just gave all of his foreseen future checks to her.

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And he's like, fuck, I still need a toaster and a coffee maker.

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Well, that's when your friends come in.

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And they see on your Facebook, oh, he's got a divorce registry.

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Oh, yeah, I heard about that. Okay.

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Well, let's find him a coffee maker, you know.

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So, anyhow, I thought that was a pretty good idea, so...

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It's another bachelor party.

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Everybody brings gifts. Yeah.

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And this is not toward you, Rob, because I didn't know until recently

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that you were divorced several times.

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Actually, when we started getting come back...

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When we started doing the show together, that's when you told me.

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So, you know, I have many friends who have divorce as a hobby.

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over his property that he's going to own this year.

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So, anyhow, yes. Yep, yep, yep. Ah.

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Okay, next, Airhead Candy has just created an underwater vending machine.

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It's a full-size swim-up vending machine.

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So, this would be problematic because your dollars would be wet, right?

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And how could you use Apple Pay underwater?

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I mean, your phone would be dead, right?

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Well, the people at Airhead's decided to receive some...

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Airhead.

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Yeah, Airhead. It's Airhead Candy.

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Yeah. So, anyhow, the people decided that you can receive some candy

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from this newly developed machine, but you have to pay for it with fun.

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Not kidding you. This is with fun.

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Okay, I kind of see...

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I think my mic knows where this is going.

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I think you do, too.

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Well, apparently, you swim up to the machine underwater

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and say, I would like a snack.

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Then the machine will ask you to perform a stunt to get the treat.

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Yes, the machine will have a set of cameras to record you doing the stunt.

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As soon as the stunt is performed, it projectiles out of the candy hatch.

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So, it has a candy hatch and it just kind of like shoots it out at you.

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You grab your Airheads and you're on your way, I guess.

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So, I'm thinking, you know, one candy...

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I don't give an ounce of shit about it, and especially Airheads, right?

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You know, I'm not going to be a part of this unless the fucking machine is spitting out gold watches.

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Right, but I think the technology is kind of cool, honestly.

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Yeah, it is really cool, but you know, here's the deal right here.

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Okay, now, I think here's where the money is.

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A live stream that you pay for monthly of these idiots performing these tricks.

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I mean, to me, you know, for cheap candy, to me, that's cigar and single malt scotch time with my friends.

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Don't you think?

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You know, everybody's going to end up online anyway.

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You know, imagine it's like, yeah, you're going to be on YouTube or TikTok or whatever.

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I just like put out on Insta and Facebook and stuff.

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Hey, tonight in the Talk is Cheap Studio, live Airheads candy stunts.

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Man, everybody, everyone would be over.

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I mean, hell yeah.

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It's like, hey, just, you know, bring some beer, M&Ms, whatever.

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So, yeah, I mean, it's actually a pretty good gimmick and a lot of people are talking about it.

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And I mean, who knows how long it'll last?

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You know, someone will probably get hurt and hit their head or something.

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Then it's going to be over with.

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But I got to give Airheads a prop because, number one, no one really gives a flying shit about Airheads anymore.

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Don't you agree?

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Yeah, it's just not really.

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It's not really even.

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I really don't many kids even.

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Nobody really gives a shit about them.

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So, you know, I mean, it's a good way to get cheap publicity and they did it well.

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So, Airheads, good job.

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Look out like this.

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Here before long, we'll have another list that you remember.

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That's right.

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That's right.

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And by the way, the ass paddling list is filling up quickly.

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I think we're going to have to have another one here pretty soon.

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The latest one I'll just go ahead and spill the beans on.

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It's the Akron, Ohio shooter that shot 25 people and only killed one.

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That guy's a horrible shot.

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I'm not making fun of it.

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Yeah, I'm just saying.

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Anyhow, Sonic is selling its fries all month long for a dollar.

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This was created for the Airheads new invention that will salute the number of brain cells in any participant.

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The new potato features a crispy outside and fluffy inside, according to the chain.

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But wait, there's more.

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Dipping sauces.

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Yes, dipping sauces.

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Rob, I hear angels playing harps.

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Don't you?

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These dipping sauces.

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Yes, I can hear it right now.

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Honey barbecue.

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It's signature sauce, which it doesn't tell you what it is.

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And it's groovy sauce, which is a blend of ranch with herbs and sriracha.

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Now you can hear it.

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Now you can hear that.

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Do you hear the angels now?

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Yeah, I hear the angels and the trumpets.

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Yes, trumpets.

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It's great.

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So, anyhow.

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So, you know, scrape together Buck.

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Go get it.

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Salute all these idiots doing this, you know, all these people doing this stuff at the vending machines.

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So you can have your Sonic Buck fries and you can watch.

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And at that price, everybody in the room can get one, right?

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You can spend like ten bucks and get ten orders of fries.

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Yeah, you can all sit down and watch people go into a vending machine and doing stupid stunts all night long.

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Doesn't that sound great?

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That sounds like a fun night to me.

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Yep, it sounds like a great night to me, too.

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So, anyhow, moving right along.

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A new sleep apnea drug is being introduced to the market.

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This will also be known as the Replace Jimmy Kimmel to Fall Asleep Slumber Drug.

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Because if you ever want to fall asleep, all you got to do is put on that god awful Jimmy Kimmel Tonight Show and you'll fall asleep.

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So now that people have this...

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I don't know.

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I'm always asleep before he comes on.

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Well, now that I work different hours than I ever did in my whole life.

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Well, except when I was in restaurant work with you.

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I get to scroll right past his show every night.

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So, anyhow, this is going to affect Jimmy Kimmel's ratings because a lot of people just turn it on so they can fall asleep to his boring show.

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Well, now they don't need to.

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There's a sleep apnea drug.

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They don't, you know, they don't have to wear the fighter pilot mask.

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So, anyhow, I honestly, on a serious level, if that works, that is the most fantastic drug in the whole world.

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Because I know plenty of people with sleep apnea and no one I know can wear those fighter pilot masks.

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It's impossible.

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Right.

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You can't keep them on your face.

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You tear them off at night.

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I know a few people that do sleep with it.

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Do you really?

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Okay.

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I guess there are some people that do.

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Because they have to.

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Well, a lot of people go ahead and have heart attacks because they rip them off every night.

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Because I, you know what, before I got the dental dam, I was tearing my CPAP off every night and not remembering an inch of it.

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So, and I talked to other people.

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That would be me if I had to have one.

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I talked to other people too and they all said, yeah, they said, I can't keep it on.

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And it's not something that you can control because you don't even know you're doing it.

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You wake up and it's gone.

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It's like, what?

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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I do all kinds of crazy stuff in my sleep.

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Oh, hell yeah.

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Damn it.

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You can't blame me.

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No.

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It was his sleep.

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It's not your fault.

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Yeah.

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You can't blame me.

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So, 85 to 90 percent of people are undiagnosed.

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I think you offer someone a pill cure.

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They just might get tested for once, right?

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Instead of the people that don't really want to know.

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If you offer them a pill, you know, hey, we got a pill that'll do it.

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So, go get tested.

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See if you have it.

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Then they go, OK, I have it.

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Give me the pills.

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You know, anyhow, a dental dam I mentioned a little bit ago that I wear, it can be annoying too.

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I can have it in for most of the night, but I'll wake up with a jaw ache and I'll spit it out.

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I do remember that.

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So, you know, let's see.

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There is a Oreo blast, Oreo fudge brownie blast.

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And this is at Dairy Queen.

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So, anyhow, I'm about ready to rip out.

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If I had my dental dam in, I would rip it out and go grab one of these.

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So, anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

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All right.

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I got one quick little thing and a little update actually.

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And then I got another little something I want to go into.

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OK.

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First off, do you remember me telling you about Freddie the Turtle?

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Yes, but we think he's a snapper, but we're not for sure.

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No, he was a snapper.

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OK.

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I guarantee he was a snapper.

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OK.

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Yeah, you remember how I tell you there was people across the street walking?

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Uh-huh.

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And there was a younger couple with a bumper and a bumper auto parts.

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Yeah.

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Auto parts and auto parts.

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Yeah, I remember you stating that, yes.

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Yeah, he's in my son's bedroom right now.

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He's a friend of my son.

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OK.

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He looked at his girlfriend and he goes, hey, that's Robert's dad.

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He said, man, that was cool watching you do that.

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I'm telling you, you're on.

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I asked him, did you get on video?

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He goes, no.

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I said, damn it.

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Someone did.

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You're on the internet somewhere.

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No, I mean, he said it was cool, man.

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He said you had everybody watching you.

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That is cooler now.

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I mean, you did what could be very dangerous or downright impossible.

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I mean, these things are mean and they're very aggressive.

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I mean, they and like I said, I'm not kidding you.

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You can look it up online.

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They can extend their neck out close to three feet, right around three feet, and they don't move their body.

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So people get too close and they get their toes bit off or their hand bit off or whatever the snapper can get a hold of will get bitten off.

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So anyhow, you were.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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All I'm saying is I'm so glad I'm a lot sober these days.

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What were you done if you were smashed?

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Drunk ass would have picked him up and tried to carry him down.

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Oh, that would have been bad.

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Oh, that would have been bad.

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Hey, hey, come on.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Wow.

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All right.

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Okay.

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Did you know that Dennis Weaver was from Joplin, Missouri?

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No, had no idea.

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I did not know either till I read this article just a while ago and this came out today out of Joplin K.O.A.M.

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Uh huh.

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Today marks 100 years since the birth of actor Dennis Weaver, a famous Joplinite.

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Uh huh.

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He died in 2006 at the age of 81.

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Well, he was that old?

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He was an acclaimed.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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I didn't think he was.

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Oh, anyhow, go ahead.

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Weaver was an acclaimed actor of generations almost past.

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A lead actor in a long running series Gunsmoke.

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Mm hmm.

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What?

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It cut out.

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He was killed off the show in 1964, but during his nine year run, he received an Emmy Award in 1959 for best supporting actor.

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Cool.

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He and his wife had three sons who all became involved in television and film in one form or another.

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He has a grandson, Travis Weaver, an editor known for The Watcher in 2022.

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Uh huh.

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American Horror Story in 2011 and American Horror Stories in 2021.

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Wow.

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Yeah, the editor was his grandson.

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Oh, I'm an M. Huh.

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Okay.

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But yeah, like I said, I thought I knew most of the famous people in Missouri.

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Well, you.

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I never knew Dennis Weaver.

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I've been through Joplin plenty of times.

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I've been in there.

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I've been at that Cheddar's.

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I've been to that Mexican place on what the hell, Beltline.

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Is it Beltline Road?

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Yeah.

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Ridgeline.

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Ridgeline.

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Yeah, thank you.

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I've been over that place and I never seen anything.

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I lived down there for like a year and a half back in the early 90s.

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Yeah, I actually like the town.

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I like the town.

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There's a lot to do.

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It's a long time ago, but I seen this chick from Joplin and I was there every weekend.

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And anyhow, I got to know that place pretty well.

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And Ridgeline Road, I mean, is the heart of the city, wouldn't you say?

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Yeah, yeah.

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And anyhow, I didn't see one plaque or nothing that said anything about that.

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You'd think there would be, right?

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Maybe it's at the visitor center.

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I lived down there for a year and a half and I never heard back about it.

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Maybe it's at the visitor center.

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And I was there in 95, 96.

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Wow.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Well, man, that's cool to know.

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Thanks, Rob.

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Let's take our first break and we're going to come back with more stuff.

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That sound good?

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Sounds good.

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All right.

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We'll talk to you guys in a minute.

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Oh, shit.

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What's that over there?

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Oh, no.

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It's the island of horrible jokes.

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This island of horrible jokes.

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Ugh.

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I can't take my dog to the lake.

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The ducks keep attacking him.

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That's what I get for having a purebred dog.

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Ha ha ha ha.

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And now, the brand new feature, strange pencils.

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It's a

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strange pencil.

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May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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Joe Buck and Troy Aitman are doing all televised and radio games of the NFL this year.

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Night is what we've been watching.

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So free, that's why we call you The Origin Of.

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Where did podcasts originate?

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The term was first coined by Ben Hammersley, a writer for The Guardian in 2004, by combining

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the words iPod and broadcasting.

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In 2005, Steve Jobs, founder of Apple, introduced the idea of subscribing to a podcast by building

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the concept into the iTunes interface.

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Who made the first podcast ever?

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2004, Adam Curry and Dave Reiner are credited with the invention of podcasting.

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Who exactly did what is up for dispute?

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But in the end, these are the two guys who got it rolling.

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The term podcasting was mentioned by Ben Hammersley in The Guardian newspaper article.

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Hi all, this is Chicago.

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I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

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Oh yeah?

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This is Kansas City here.

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Hold my beard, bitch.

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Two douchebags and microphone on Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Okay, first off, I'm still writing this out, but my friend listened to the show about the

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phones.

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He says he has two more instances or incidents involving my phone being destroyed that he

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remembers perfectly.

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He remembers the one in Iowa and then I thought he said there's another one in like Denver

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maybe.

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And that sounds about right.

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That sounds about right.

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A lot of shit happened in Denver.

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So including a huge snowstorm while we were there.

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It was fucked.

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But anyhow, he told me about a couple of them and I got to write them out and stuff, but

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there's two more that I'd forgotten completely about.

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And remember I said I thought there's one in Iowa.

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Well, I forgot about the one in Denver.

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So anyhow.

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Rob, I hear angels and trumpets and harps again.

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You know why?

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Again.

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Twice early in this show.

481
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I know.

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This is a very angelic show, I guess.

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So Panda Express adds new hot orange chicken to its menu.

484
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Now me?

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Oh, I hear him already.

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Yes.

487
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,160
I personally really like Panda Express.

488
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,000
It's nothing fancy.

489
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,360
It's not the most intricate food.

490
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,840
It just it's good and it's not that high priced.

491
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,840
And it's kind of like the Olive Garden.

492
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:35,840
Yeah.

493
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,200
It's like the Olive Garden of basic Chinese food.

494
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:40,840
And it works and it's good.

495
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,160
So this to me sounds great.

496
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,840
The new hot orange chicken is basically Panda Express's original orange chicken with an

497
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:54,820
added sweet heat of six scoops of crushed chilies and a ladle full of dried chilies.

498
00:30:54,820 --> 00:30:59,360
The chilies used in the dish are the same ones used in the company's famed Kung Pao

499
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,960
chicken, which is very spicy.

500
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,640
Have you ever had their Kung Pao?

501
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:04,640
Yeah.

502
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,800
Yeah, I have.

503
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,800
Yeah.

504
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:08,800
It's good.

505
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,800
Yeah.

506
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:14,600
The dish is best described as sweet and tangy with a heat level that gradually builds.

507
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:20,280
So the new hot orange chicken comes with an added heat of six scoops of crushed chilies

508
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,400
and the dried chilies, like I said.

509
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:28,760
Panda has a new variant of its beloved chicken and it's on the menu for a limited time.

510
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,640
The fast food restaurant has revamped the most popular dish with a spicy new twist,

511
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,240
giving birth to the new viral hot orange chicken.

512
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:41,400
The company's latest offering will be available nationwide until June 23rd.

513
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,020
So if this sounds good to you like it does me, I suggest you go out and get it because

514
00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:48,880
it's only going to be around for another 20 days.

515
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,920
So go get some.

516
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:51,920
Sounds good.

517
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:52,920
Rob, we turn to you.

518
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,920
All right.

519
00:31:53,920 --> 00:32:05,360
Have you ever wondered, OK, you know how Popeye eats the spinach and gets all scrum and everything?

520
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:12,240
Why didn't Bluto do that?

521
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,400
That's a good question.

522
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,720
You think you'd look over there and go, OK, that little scrawny motherfucker opens up

523
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:23,040
that can of spinach and he fucking eats it and then he kicks my ass.

524
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,040
I think I would even catch on.

525
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,000
I'm going to kick his ass.

526
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000
Yeah.

527
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,360
You'd be like, it's been a long time question.

528
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,360
Yeah.

529
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,360
You know what?

530
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,960
I would load up on spinach and I go out in the middle of the road and wait for him to

531
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:36,960
come up to me.

532
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:37,960
Yeah.

533
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:38,960
Yeah.

534
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,960
Be like, all right, bitch, come on.

535
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,960
Anyhow, go ahead.

536
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,400
Well, I came up with the answer.

537
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,400
Oh my God.

538
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:53,800
I can't wait to hear this because honestly, really, that's a valid question.

539
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,000
I did not come up with the answer.

540
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000
Yeah.

541
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,000
OK.

542
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Well, you found the answer, which is fine.

543
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
Yeah.

544
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Yeah.

545
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Let me change the wording on that.

546
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,000
OK.

547
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:13,360
Popeye cartoonist Randy Milholland has an official explanation which he offered up on

548
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:17,760
his personal ex, formerly Twitter account.

549
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:18,760
OK.

550
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:30,480
The first entrance of Popeye's powers appeared in the June 11th, 1929, Symbol Theatre comic

551
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:38,760
strip, the storyline of the time that Popeye pretending to whipple him.

552
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,760
The what?

553
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,760
The magical whipple.

554
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:41,760
Oh, OK.

555
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,760
W-H-I-F-F-L-E.

556
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,760
Uh-huh.

557
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:54,760
A magic bird that granted incredible luck to those who petted it.

558
00:33:54,760 --> 00:34:05,440
For the sale of man, this mecha vessel has amazing strength and invulnerability.

559
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:16,800
Two years later, on June 26, 1931, he replied, I eat spinach when asked how he managed to

560
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,800
win a fight against multiple opponents.

561
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:20,800
Uh-huh.

562
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:28,800
However, Milholland believes this was meant to be a joke rather than a little truth.

563
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,800
Uh-huh.

564
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:37,280
Popeye in the comic strips does not pull out cans of spinach to eat when he's getting beaten

565
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,400
up and then powers up.

566
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:47,560
Like the cartoon notes Milholland, since it's part of his diet, he is pretty much always

567
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,560
super strong.

568
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:57,600
Still, the question remains as to why Bluedo doesn't partake in the iron-rich vessel.

569
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,600
Uh-huh.

570
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:09,200
Milholland theorizes that it is a combination of the Whipple Inch Magic and a spinach-rich

571
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:13,200
diet that grants Popeye some super strength.

572
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,200
Uh-huh.

573
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:22,760
If that is the case, eating spinach would never help Bluedo because he didn't also stroke

574
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,600
the feathers of the Whipple Inch.

575
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,600
Uh-huh.

576
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:33,840
Milholland also notes that the Whipple Inch is hard to catch even if Bluedo were to make

577
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,480
the attempt.

578
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:44,440
Even then, it seems unlikely that a bad guy like Bluedo would take a simply fat, a magical

579
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,440
animal.

580
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,440
Okay.

581
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:51,440
So, yeah, that's how his superpowers started.

582
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:52,440
Uh-huh.

583
00:35:52,440 --> 00:36:03,160
And that new spinach, he caught this magical bird and fed it.

584
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,160
Okay.

585
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:09,440
Um, all right, I do remember that bird being in some comics.

586
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,720
Not very many, but some comics.

587
00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:12,720
So that's it.

588
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:13,720
Okay.

589
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:14,720
So let me ask this.

590
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:23,440
Where the spinach ashloat spinach cans popped up is when it moved to TV.

591
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,440
Okay.

592
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,440
Okay.

593
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,440
That's when they started popping it up.

594
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,840
Yeah, they had to do it differently.

595
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,840
I get it more, yeah.

596
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,840
Okay.

597
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,840
All right.

598
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:41,160
Well, I think that Bluedo needs to find that fucking bird and pet it, right?

599
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:45,880
I think he needs to find that bird and barbecue it.

600
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,360
Pet it, then barbecue it.

601
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:50,360
That's cool.

602
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,360
Thank you, Rob.

603
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,360
Made his life miserable.

604
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:53,360
Yeah.

605
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,040
Well, I know that's what I'm saying.

606
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,040
Why couldn't he do it?

607
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,720
Why couldn't he get some of that magic, right?

608
00:36:58,720 --> 00:36:59,720
And go over there.

609
00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:03,320
And then he's going to eat a can of spinach in front of Popeye, and Popeye's going to

610
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,320
laugh.

611
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:08,320
But then he's going to kick his ass because he didn't know.

612
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,320
Anyhow.

613
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:10,320
All right.

614
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,680
Have you ever heard of the Grandma McFlurry?

615
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,480
Oh, hang on.

616
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:16,480
Hi Grandma Opal.

617
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,480
Hi Jimmy.

618
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,480
Hi Ricky.

619
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,480
Hi Grandma.

620
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,480
Hi Jimmy.

621
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,480
Hi Ricky.

622
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,480
Dodge City, Kansas.

623
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,480
Rah rah.

624
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:24,960
Love you guys.

625
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:25,960
Okay.

626
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:29,880
The Grandma McFlurry has its own syrup and mix-ins.

627
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:35,840
This is really a new thing that's come out.

628
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,540
And it's not on menus, but it's like going around the internet saying, if you want a

629
00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:42,560
Grandma McFlurry, you can get one.

630
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:46,160
So it has its own syrup and mix-ins like I said.

631
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:50,880
And like the other McDonald's McFlurries made with only one mix-in, the special edition

632
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,280
treat is blended with two tangy ingredients.

633
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:58,800
Grandma McFlurry syrup and Grandma McFlurry crumbles.

634
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:05,900
The result is a mustard colored soft serve speckled with crunchy crumbles.

635
00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:08,320
So butterscotch crumbles are mixed throughout.

636
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,320
And you know what?

637
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,320
It's not a perfect flavor for a Grandma McFlurry butterscotch.

638
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,320
Yeah.

639
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,920
Yeah, because what do old people love?

640
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:22,520
I used to get butterscotch in Indies from my grandma all the time.

641
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,520
They love butterscotch.

642
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:27,440
It's kind of like a, it's a, it's a generational thing.

643
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:31,520
Nobody nowadays likes butterscotch, but they loved it back then.

644
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:32,720
You know?

645
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:35,280
And so anyhow.

646
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:43,360
And then butterscotch syrup is blended with soft serve to help out with this thing.

647
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:50,440
And then the McFlurry has different toppings that you can put in it if you want.

648
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,960
It gets two pumps of syrup.

649
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,880
And let's see, what are the toppings here?

650
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:56,880
Damn it.

651
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,440
I am unprepared as hell.

652
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:05,440
Because I had to dismantle the koi pond today.

653
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,440
Oh shit.

654
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,440
Yeah.

655
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,440
Yep.

656
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,440
Yep.

657
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,440
I'm just getting rid of it.

658
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,440
I'm, anyhow.

659
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,600
So I didn't get to go through everything like I normally do.

660
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,560
And I've forgotten some of the stuff I downloaded.

661
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:17,560
So you know what?

662
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,560
I don't know what the toppings is.

663
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,560
You know what guys?

664
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:20,560
Fucking look it up.

665
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,560
Go ahead Rob.

666
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:27,560
Okay, I'm going to move to the music world.

667
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:28,560
Sounds good.

668
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:33,480
I'm going to turn this thing all the way around for you there buddy.

669
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:34,760
I got your back.

670
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:35,760
Thank you.

671
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,760
Thank you.

672
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,760
I was frozen with fear.

673
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:38,760
I didn't know what to do.

674
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,200
I didn't know which way to turn.

675
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,040
I didn't know what to say.

676
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,040
I couldn't even swallow.

677
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:44,040
Okay.

678
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,040
Anyhow, go ahead.

679
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,040
Okay, moving on.

680
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,040
Okay.

681
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,040
Thank you, Rob.

682
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:53,640
Cindy Lauper is retiring from the road.

683
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,640
Time after time she is.

684
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:56,640
Sorry.

685
00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:06,240
The girl just want to have fun singing songwriter and that's a farewell to her Monday morning.

686
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:14,400
Setting one last national job that will take her to the arenas in 23 cities in North America

687
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:20,400
this fall before she calls her a day as a touring artist.

688
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:27,680
She did not release any statement explaining her reasons for deciding to do a full world

689
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:28,680
tour now.

690
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:36,560
Although she is expected to talk about it later this week as she promotes a new documentary

691
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,560
about her career.

692
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:43,760
Let the Canaries Sing that premieres on Permount Plus Tuesday.

693
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:44,760
Cool.

694
00:40:44,760 --> 00:41:06,440
Her tour will begin October 18th in Montreal and end on December 5th in Chicago's United

695
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,440
Center.

696
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,080
Okay.

697
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,920
I'm a huge Cindy Lauper fan.

698
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,360
I have been for a long time.

699
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,360
What about you?

700
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:16,360
Oh yeah.

701
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:24,360
Oh hey, she is hitting Mass at Square Garden one last time.

702
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,360
Good.

703
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,360
Good for her.

704
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:27,360
October 30th.

705
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,640
Day before all of me.

706
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:30,640
Always found her so refreshing.

707
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:35,560
She is a good singer, a really good singer, but she is so entertaining.

708
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:41,680
You know when she came out she had like Captain Lou Abano there on her first video.

709
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:47,760
We all just want to have fun and I mean she just took like some really cool elements and

710
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:53,360
put them together and it was just really, I thought it was brilliant, but then the next

711
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:57,800
thing you know you see the softer side of her with time after time and then you know

712
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:03,280
and then after that it was a mixture of you know some regular stuff and some sentimental

713
00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,800
stuff and she just did it perfectly.

714
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,040
I just thought she was fantastic.

715
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,600
So anyhow go ahead.

716
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,600
I do too.

717
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,600
I do too.

718
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,720
Oh no, that was it.

719
00:42:13,720 --> 00:42:15,520
I want to go see her myself.

720
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:19,000
Yeah, I'd like to too honestly.

721
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,040
I never have so I really do want to.

722
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,520
I'd like to see her one time before she hangs it up.

723
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:30,120
I've always liked her personality.

724
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,120
Yes, you know what Rob?

725
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,320
She's bubbly and active.

726
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:38,960
Rob, you know what, that's the best way of putting it actually.

727
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,600
Thank you.

728
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,120
Her personality is excellent.

729
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:47,360
So yeah and like you said bubbly, upbeat, happy.

730
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,240
You know she doesn't sing a bunch of songs about how a guy did her wrong or nothing or

731
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:55,240
you know it you know she's saying fun stuff.

732
00:42:55,240 --> 00:43:00,760
So and the whole time that I really respect it is when she was singing girls just want

733
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:08,180
to have fun not one did she refer to men as being not nice or doing her wrong or nothing.

734
00:43:08,180 --> 00:43:13,180
She just went at it like girls are having fun so you know no big deal you know this

735
00:43:13,180 --> 00:43:14,360
is what we do.

736
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:18,360
I really respected that you know it's just kind of like I don't have to say we have to

737
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,920
have fun because you guys are ruining it or nothing like that.

738
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,200
So you know I really enjoyed that.

739
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:34,260
So anyhow, alright there is Mexico's federal archaeology agency on Monday accused the conservative

740
00:43:34,260 --> 00:43:41,400
govern city of Guadalajara of mistreating one of its country's famous mummified 19th

741
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,400
century bodies.

742
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,040
Uh oh.

743
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,040
I know, I know.

744
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,040
Those ones caught my eye.

745
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,800
I'm like hmm what the hell did they do to it?

746
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:51,800
So your mind races.

747
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:57,400
You know that Mexican joint on southwest boulevard I told you about El Pequeno.

748
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,040
Yeah yeah it's really close to the place I used to go.

749
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,040
Yeah.

750
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,040
Yeah.

751
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:06,160
Yeah they're from Guadalajara.

752
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:15,640
Okay okay alright well part of my family is from Guadalajara so.

753
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:24,240
Okay the National Institute of Anthropology and History, INAH, said that during recent

754
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:29,840
renovations at the museum where the mummified bodies are on permanent display the arm of

755
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,360
one of the mummies came off.

756
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,080
One might think the complaint is, oh go ahead what?

757
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:40,000
No no I just oh damn.

758
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,940
Yeah one might think the complaint is all about the dignified treatment of corpses

759
00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:48,520
buried around the early 1800s and dug up starting with 1860s.

760
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:53,920
Well okay number one is there any dignity with digging up corpses and putting them on

761
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:58,460
display first?

762
00:44:58,460 --> 00:44:59,880
Not in my world.

763
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,280
Not in my world either.

764
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,400
I think that's hideous to do that.

765
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,400
Leave them alone.

766
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:06,600
Leave them alone.

767
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:13,040
I mean you know I guarantee you if they was on this earth they'd be like hey get the get

768
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,400
the hell out of here man.

769
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:16,940
That's my body there quit fucking with it.

770
00:45:16,940 --> 00:45:21,280
Don't put me on display where everyone come in or someone can like tear my arm off.

771
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,240
But anyhow.

772
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:29,120
But in fact the mummies have been on a somewhat grisly display in glass cases in a museum

773
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,600
in Guadalajara.

774
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:36,860
The capital of the state of the same name and touted around to tourism fairs for decades.

775
00:45:36,860 --> 00:45:41,040
Some were exhibited in the United States in 2005.

776
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:46,000
So anyhow in response to this this was just came in in response to this Rob.

777
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:50,240
The White House is just outlawed grabbing the president by the arm.

778
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:57,040
Alright.

779
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,560
Let's take our second break and come back and recover from that horrible pun.

780
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,560
How's that sound?

781
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:05,920
That sounds like a very good idea.

782
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,280
Listen Rob they're not all gems right.

783
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,280
They're not all gold.

784
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,280
Hey hey.

785
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:14,080
You tell them that all the time.

786
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,240
That's right.

787
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:16,240
Unfortunately I do.

788
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,240
Anyhow we'll be right back.

789
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:27,600
And now deep thoughts with Mark.

790
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:31,880
Does a straw have one hole or does it have two?

791
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:35,280
I may never know.

792
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:44,520
Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

793
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,240
We offer you.

794
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:50,080
The world problems.

795
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:54,120
Dammit the city services website is down again.

796
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,280
I can't believe this.

797
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:01,680
I'm gonna have to actually call and talk to someone to pay my damn trash bill.

798
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,640
This is ridiculous.

799
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,520
Hey there fuckstick.

800
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:09,500
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

801
00:47:09,500 --> 00:47:25,360
The very last meal on the Titanic before it went down was lamb with mint sauce.

802
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,360
Next up things overheard in hell.

803
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:33,360
Man Axel Rose is such a great childhood therapist.

804
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:38,360
I hope he writes more books.

805
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,560
Introducing Rob Rad's new book.

806
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:43,960
How to track your enemy by scent.

807
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,200
That's right smell your enemy before they get you.

808
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:51,120
Order this gem now and get a free virtual tour of Rob's secret bunker in Camdenton,

809
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,120
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810
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,480
Also receive a free copy of his new book.

811
00:47:54,480 --> 00:48:00,480
How to clean raw sewage for food.

812
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,440
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

813
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,400
Can you take me to the hospital?

814
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:11,680
I just broke my leg falling for you.

815
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,560
Mark.

816
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:22,200
And I am Rob.

817
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,760
Rob you got something you want to go into.

818
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,800
Yes I do.

819
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:32,280
Actually I think we are setting a record tonight.

820
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,280
Oh yeah?

821
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:38,880
Do you want to hear trumpets and angels again?

822
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:39,880
Yes I do.

823
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:45,040
I have you an American songwriter my friend.

824
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,040
Thank you Rob.

825
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:50,800
Like I said you prove you love me with every one of these.

826
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,840
And actually I kind of like this one.

827
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:53,840
I do.

828
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,720
I like all of them.

829
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:57,680
So you like this one a little bit better right?

830
00:48:57,680 --> 00:48:58,680
Yeah.

831
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:05,880
Yeah I mean it's got some detail and honestly it's shocking to me.

832
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,600
It is very shocking to me.

833
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:09,600
Okay.

834
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:17,400
Okay this is four of the most covered rock songs of all time.

835
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:20,440
Okay this is going to be interesting.

836
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,160
Yeah it is.

837
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,680
Wait till you hear this.

838
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:31,080
Okay first up which would be number four.

839
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:32,080
Okay.

840
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:34,800
On this list.

841
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:38,280
Your Song by Elton John.

842
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,600
That is?

843
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:45,600
This hit from 1970 was Elton John's first global top ten single.

844
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:51,880
It's one of the most iconic releases of his career.

845
00:49:51,880 --> 00:50:02,000
This song has been officially covered 363 times and counting.

846
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:12,600
Artists like Rod Stewart, Ellie Goulding and even Ellen McGregor for the film Mulan Rouge

847
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,600
have covered it.

848
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:16,600
Okay.

849
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:17,600
Okay all right.

850
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:18,600
363 times.

851
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:23,680
That's all I'm going to say this is where that list gets shocking.

852
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:25,360
Wow okay that's.

853
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,120
They keep going up from there.

854
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,120
Really okay.

855
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:30,120
Okay next.

856
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:37,760
Ain't No Sunshine by Bill Withers.

857
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:41,160
That's a surprising one too.

858
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:54,480
Bill Withers classic from 1971 has been officially covered 376 times.

859
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,480
Wow okay.

860
00:50:55,480 --> 00:51:04,440
It's been covered by Michael Jackson, Paul McCartney, Temptations and more.

861
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:09,720
And Zach Wild did.

862
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:13,400
Zach Wild did?

863
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,400
Okay cool.

864
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:20,440
Well it may have been with Black Label Society.

865
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:21,440
Okay.

866
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,400
Yeah no I think it was with Black Label Society.

867
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,400
He did it.

868
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:31,440
I'm not so much on a Black Label Society as I am Zach Wild himself.

869
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:33,240
So anyhow I could believe that.

870
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:45,040
So okay and next up Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Helms.

871
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:49,800
Yeah I can believe that one can't you?

872
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:54,880
It's been covered 447 times.

873
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:55,880
Believe it.

874
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:58,680
Yeah it is too.

875
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,200
Totally believe it.

876
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:06,200
And finally Let It Be by The Beatles.

877
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:13,000
Okay that one is odd because I don't think I know one cover and that's one of my favorite

878
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,600
songs ever.

879
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:19,160
Can you remember any?

880
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:26,120
I can't remember any but let me do a little reading here.

881
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,120
Okay.

882
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:31,240
It's been covered 577 times.

883
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:35,120
You know I was going to Google look it up but 577 times.

884
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:36,120
No thank you.

885
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,280
I'm just going to go ahead and just go with everybody did it.

886
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:44,560
It's been covered by Aretha Franklin.

887
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:45,560
Okay.

888
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:49,200
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.

889
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,200
Okay.

890
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:53,120
Joe Cocker.

891
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,440
Joe Cocker did?

892
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:59,800
John Denver and more.

893
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,600
I don't think I've heard one of those.

894
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:03,600
I have not.

895
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:07,080
I thought that was it.

896
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:10,080
Wow that's.

897
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,880
Yeah 577 times.

898
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,320
And it's not just the fact that I haven't heard any of them.

899
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:22,800
It's the fact that there's 500 and some and I'm unaware of any of them kind of bothers

900
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:23,800
me.

901
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:24,800
What about you?

902
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,200
Yeah it's like wow okay.

903
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:32,040
You know I think I'm going to search some of these like Joe Cocker doing it.

904
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,480
I'm going to search that out and see how good it is.

905
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:38,040
Yeah yeah because I think that's kind of what I want to hear that one.

906
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,480
I think that may be pretty good.

907
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,480
We'll see.

908
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,480
So wow.

909
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,320
I am a Joe Cocker fan.

910
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,320
Me too.

911
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:45,320
I like his style.

912
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:52,000
He's just got his own tempo rhythm.

913
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,200
He's got a flare without a flare.

914
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:55,840
You know what I'm saying.

915
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,520
Yeah yeah yeah.

916
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:58,520
Like him a lot.

917
00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:59,520
So okay cool.

918
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:04,520
He's more like Animal the Muppets.

919
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:08,120
Yes that's a good way to put it.

920
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,640
Which I love.

921
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,040
Animal the Muppets is what I love.

922
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,040
Oh yeah.

923
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,040
Yep yep.

924
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,680
If you don't love Animal the Muppets you're brain dead.

925
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:19,120
So alrighty.

926
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:25,120
A Thai town run rugged by its ever growing population of marauding wild monkeys launched

927
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:30,560
an offensive against the Simeon Raiders on Friday using trickery and ripe tropical fruit.

928
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:32,480
Have you seen some of these videos Rob?

929
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,540
No I have not.

930
00:54:34,540 --> 00:54:37,200
These monkeys are jumping up and biting people.

931
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:41,860
They're grabbing women's purses and throwing them all over the place.

932
00:54:41,860 --> 00:54:44,720
They're grabbing kids and hitting them in the head.

933
00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:49,240
Here's the story and I don't know if it's true or not.

934
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:52,720
They said that the monkeys have been doing this ever since COVID.

935
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:56,000
I'm not kidding you.

936
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,000
Look it up.

937
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,960
This is what a lot of people are saying.

938
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:03,800
They're saying that these monkeys started doing this after COVID hit and they've been

939
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,560
like really aggressive ever since.

940
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:12,040
And these monkeys also form gangs like people do right?

941
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,880
And the gangs will fight each other.

942
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,400
Yeah I know that.

943
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:23,400
The gangs will fight each other and also go in and steal everything food wise out of people's

944
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,320
kitchens out of restaurants and everything.

945
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,160
And they're having a hell of a time when they can't really stop them.

946
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:30,320
These monkeys are quick.

947
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:35,260
They're clever and they get in and get out and also they're extremely aggressive.

948
00:55:35,260 --> 00:55:44,640
And you have a monkey, these types of monkeys here are really strong so they're really hard

949
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,260
to get off of you.

950
00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:49,600
And also they bite and they have big teeth.

951
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:56,860
So anyhow, so they, several high profile cases of monkey human conflict recently convinced

952
00:55:56,860 --> 00:56:03,080
authorities in Labari, Central Thailand that they had to reduce the animals numbers.

953
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:09,040
If all goes well, most will end up behind bars before starting a new life elsewhere.

954
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:13,680
The first stage of the plan instituted Friday is to bake cages with the animals favorite

955
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:22,760
food then wait for hunger to get the better of the natural caution that they usually exude.

956
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:31,280
There was early success for the catchers on one street with three of these Macaw monkeys

957
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:38,080
following the ruse and ending up trapped because they had a fancy the taste of rambutan fruit.

958
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:42,720
The cage had been placed on the street earlier in the week so the monkeys got used to them

959
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:44,980
and found them less threatening.

960
00:56:44,980 --> 00:56:48,820
There are thought to be around 2,500 monkeys running around the town.

961
00:56:48,820 --> 00:56:53,800
The capture of the unlikely trio of around 30 others trapped under other parts of the

962
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,920
town.

963
00:56:54,920 --> 00:57:01,660
So the effort will go on for five days this month, then it's likely to be repeated.

964
00:57:01,660 --> 00:57:08,020
Some of the monkeys will be left free to maintain Labari's image as Thailand's monkey town,

965
00:57:08,020 --> 00:57:10,760
but no one is expecting it to be easy.

966
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:14,880
With the monkeys intelligence, if some of them go into the cage and are caught, the

967
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:19,980
others outside won't center the cage or get the food because they've already learned of

968
00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:23,520
what's happened to their friends.

969
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:28,400
So anyhow, monkeys are smart.

970
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:36,120
So a couple of monkeys get caught, they send word to even the monkeys that were not there

971
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:40,240
when they got caught, they send word to all the other monkeys and all the other monkeys

972
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:43,320
somewhere else are like, oh okay that thing right there, that's what they're catching

973
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,840
us with and they won't go near it.

974
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:50,800
So to catch all these monkeys they have to outsmart them and evidently that's kind of

975
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:51,960
hard to do.

976
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,640
So anyhow, go ahead Rob.

977
00:57:54,640 --> 00:58:04,560
Okay, let me jump in, I was checking another store out, let me jump into another store.

978
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:05,560
Okay that's cool.

979
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:06,560
Let's see here.

980
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,560
Let me just hit this one.

981
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:08,560
Let's go for a four, let's do another song.

982
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:09,560
Okay.

983
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:22,440
Sounds good to me.

984
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:33,440
Okay, four of the best rock one hit wonder bands from the 80s.

985
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,840
Oh cool.

986
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:46,920
First, Kicks, these glam metal one hit wonders from the 1980s rose to fame with their 1988

987
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,920
hit Don't Close Your Eyes.

988
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:56,480
The band started with Humble Beginnings in Maryland before the song launched and into

989
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:57,480
the spotlight.

990
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:06,880
The single album, Blow My Fuse, resonated with the audience after three previous albums

991
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:10,000
failed to find footing.

992
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:14,960
I kind of disagree with Kicks being a one hit wonder.

993
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:15,960
Blow My Fuse had four-

994
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,480
Yeah, I kind of do too.

995
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:24,960
Yeah, they did very well for a few years and Blow My Fuse just happened to be their biggest

996
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:25,960
selling album.

997
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:30,920
Don't Close Your Eyes was a ballad during a very ballad heavy time.

998
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:33,120
Right.

999
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:36,480
That Blow My Fuse was a big one.

1000
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:38,160
Good Lovin' is All You Need is another one.

1001
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:42,520
Let's see, they had four or five hit songs.

1002
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:45,960
They may not have been number one, but they were in the top 20.

1003
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:51,520
And so I understand what they're saying, but I really kind of disagree with it like you.

1004
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:54,520
So anyhow, go ahead.

1005
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:56,240
Okay, next.

1006
00:59:56,240 --> 01:00:02,520
Do you remember the band After the Fire?

1007
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,000
Vaguely.

1008
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,520
Star Commissar.

1009
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,520
You remember that band?

1010
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:10,520
Yes.

1011
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:12,520
Uh oh, the Commissar is in town.

1012
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:13,520
Yeah, of course.

1013
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:14,520
Yeah.

1014
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:19,040
Was technically a cover of a German song by Falco.

1015
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:22,160
Yeah, the Rock Me Amadeus guy.

1016
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:23,160
Yeah.

1017
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:24,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1018
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:25,160
Actually, I knew that.

1019
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:26,160
Go ahead.

1020
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:33,520
It wasn't until After the Fire released the song in English that it found international

1021
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:36,880
fame and the band along with it.

1022
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:45,120
UK based rock band went on to open for the wife of Van Halen in 1982.

1023
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:46,120
No kidding.

1024
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,120
Yeah.

1025
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:48,120
What does this say?

1026
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:51,120
Hey, this is on your group, dude.

1027
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:52,120
Cool.

1028
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:56,560
They're not going to lie to us.

1029
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:59,080
No, no, no.

1030
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,440
I have no problem with what they're saying and I believe them.

1031
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:02,440
I'm just like, wow.

1032
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:03,440
Anyhow, go ahead.

1033
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:10,440
And Star Commissar hit number five on the Billboard Hot 100.

1034
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:19,880
Unfortunately, the group struggled with personal drama and they disbanded in 1983.

1035
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,280
OK.

1036
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:31,200
OK, the next midnight oil.

1037
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:32,200
OK.

1038
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:33,200
Beds are burning.

1039
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:40,200
Kicked off this Australian rock band's international career in 1987.

1040
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:49,040
They were super popular in their home country, but it wasn't until Diesel and Dust came out

1041
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:52,480
that they got some global attention.

1042
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:59,400
Beds are burning is a politically loaded track that criticized the Australian government

1043
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:03,080
and a lot of people resonate with that.

1044
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:10,120
It was their only OP 17 song in the US and they haven't reached that level of international

1045
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,120
fame since.

1046
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:13,120
OK.

1047
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,400
Yeah.

1048
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:16,600
That was a big hit.

1049
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,000
And you really didn't hear anything from them after that.

1050
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,520
So I think they nailed it.

1051
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:21,520
Yeah, I agree.

1052
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:28,520
It does also state that they're still considered legends in Australia.

1053
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:29,520
Wow.

1054
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:30,520
OK.

1055
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:36,640
I guess it's only song got leaked to the United States.

1056
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:39,640
I guess so.

1057
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:40,640
OK.

1058
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:50,440
And next up, we can see this one coming to everyone in their mother knows the song.

1059
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:52,440
Come on, Eileen.

1060
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:53,440
Yep.

1061
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:59,240
It just takes one listen for it to get stuck in your head.

1062
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:06,840
However, a few might remember the band, Dixie's Midnight Runners, or at the very least, their

1063
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:14,800
pop rock outfit from the UK peaked internationally with Come on, Eileen and it was their only

1064
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:15,800
US hit.

1065
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:22,240
They're still occasionally performing today in their home country.

1066
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:23,240
OK.

1067
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:24,240
All right.

1068
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:25,240
There you go.

1069
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:26,240
Pretty cool.

1070
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:27,240
Thank you, Rob.

1071
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:34,240
That was like all the rest of them.

1072
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:35,240
Very good.

1073
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:37,480
Thank you.

1074
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:38,480
Thank you.

1075
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:39,480
Yep.

1076
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:48,440
Going back to hearing Harps, Trumpets and Angels.

1077
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:51,520
We're going for five and one night.

1078
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,080
We're going for five and one night.

1079
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,240
And you will agree with this, Rob?

1080
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:56,520
Yes.

1081
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:58,720
Five of them.

1082
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:05,360
This is such an angelic show that I feel heavenly right now.

1083
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,360
Do you?

1084
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:12,560
I'm going to have to post this on Facebook.

1085
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:13,560
Absolutely.

1086
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:14,560
OK.

1087
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:20,880
Jack, in the box, has a new Munchies menu, everything under $4.

1088
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:23,120
Can you hear the angels and the trumpets now?

1089
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,760
Yes, I do.

1090
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:26,760
You're right.

1091
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:28,400
It's five tonight.

1092
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,000
It's five of them.

1093
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:35,120
Jack in the Box is joining fellow fast food joints and offering its fans more deals.

1094
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:40,920
Its newest addition to the menu features a variety of options, all for under $4.

1095
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:47,440
Choose from items like the 100% Beef Junior Jumbo Jack, which is a fine sandwich, five

1096
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:53,880
piece bite sized tiny tacos with a side of creamy avocado lime sauce.

1097
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,520
Five.

1098
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,240
Five of them.

1099
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:03,760
Four piece chicken nuggets or three piece French toast sticks.

1100
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:04,800
All of those you can't beat.

1101
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:08,240
You can't beat that with a mallet or a hammer.

1102
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:11,120
So other deals include chili dogs.

1103
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:14,120
Oh, chili dogs.

1104
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:15,120
Oh, shit.

1105
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:18,560
I just ate mac and cheese and brisket.

1106
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:19,840
And you said chili dogs.

1107
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:25,160
And suddenly, even though I'm full and can't hardly move, suddenly I'm hungry again.

1108
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:26,160
Chili dogs are awesome.

1109
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:29,160
Hey, it's podcast night.

1110
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:32,400
It was a quick, easy night.

1111
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:34,680
And Shannon came over for dinner too.

1112
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:36,760
So yeah, we just sat there and sat.

1113
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:38,840
Like there's anything wrong with chili dogs.

1114
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:40,120
I went to a party one time.

1115
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:41,120
They had a...

1116
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:46,000
I'm still working on this car.

1117
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:52,960
I went to a party one time that had a chili dog buffet with all the fixings and chili

1118
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:53,960
dogs.

1119
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:56,840
It was fantastic, dude.

1120
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:59,720
Getting hammered and eating chili dogs all night.

1121
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:03,240
Now the next day, the car smelled a little bit bad going home, but I mean that night

1122
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:06,560
it was great.

1123
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:10,680
That's when we peppered a couple of friends of ours with that they were really trashed

1124
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:16,840
and we put live rat traps all over their bed.

1125
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:19,920
Why my friend had so many rat traps around that place?

1126
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:20,920
It was clean.

1127
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:21,920
I didn't see any rats.

1128
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:22,920
I don't know.

1129
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:28,680
But it was funny because his roommate, I'll go to bed and we all like looked at each other.

1130
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:29,680
Okay.

1131
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:32,040
Is he going to make it to his room?

1132
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:34,400
Also snap, snap, snap, snap, snap.

1133
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,400
Fuck.

1134
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:36,400
Yeah.

1135
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:37,400
He made it to his bed.

1136
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:42,120
So yeah, there was also a brand new sourdough grilled cheese stuffed with American and Swiss

1137
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:43,720
style cheeses.

1138
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:47,960
The elevated spin on the childhood favorite is guaranteed to bring some serious nostalgic

1139
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:48,960
vibes.

1140
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:56,760
You also have options if you're a fry fan and who isn't choose from value curly fries

1141
01:06:56,760 --> 01:07:02,360
or the classic value French fries and wash it all down with a value drink.

1142
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:12,400
So and also in addition, you can get the bacon cheeseburger and or two crunchy tacos for

1143
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:16,320
a slight additional charge or you can take them separate.

1144
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:22,200
So you get a cheeseburger with ketchup and mayo or you can get it plain or you can get

1145
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:27,400
with anything that you want, including their favorite, their their own barbecue sauce,

1146
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:29,200
which I remember was pretty good.

1147
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:30,200
Wasn't it?

1148
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:31,200
Yeah.

1149
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:33,400
Yeah, it was.

1150
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:34,760
So there you go.

1151
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,720
I still hear trumpets and angels.

1152
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:37,720
Wow.

1153
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:38,720
Yes, I do.

1154
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:39,720
Yep.

1155
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:41,720
Anyhow, Rob, you got something?

1156
01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:43,920
Yeah, I do.

1157
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:44,920
Okay.

1158
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:49,360
I like the enthusiasm.

1159
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:54,480
I was debating on whether to go in this or not, but what the hell?

1160
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:55,480
Okay.

1161
01:07:55,480 --> 01:08:00,240
You know how my hometown is built in Missouri, right?

1162
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:01,240
Oh, yeah.

1163
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:02,240
Yep.

1164
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,240
Know it well.

1165
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:07,560
Do you know what this weekend, this last weekend was?

1166
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:08,560
No.

1167
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:11,560
Kerry Nation days.

1168
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:14,680
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1169
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:16,760
That's a big celebration they have downtown.

1170
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:19,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1171
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:20,760
Yeah.

1172
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:21,760
Go ahead.

1173
01:08:21,760 --> 01:08:29,480
So, you know, when I lived there, we call it fight continual days.

1174
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:32,640
Wow.

1175
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:34,400
I think I remember that.

1176
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:38,160
I'm going to get my hometown shipped right now.

1177
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:42,600
That's when they it was at Belton Park.

1178
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:44,240
And then they moved it to down.

1179
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:45,240
Yeah, yeah.

1180
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:46,240
Oh, anyhow, go ahead.

1181
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:49,240
Well, it's their yearly carnival, whatever.

1182
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:50,240
Yeah.

1183
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:51,240
Uh huh.

1184
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:59,400
Well, they changed the name of it to Kerry Nation days, which you can look.

1185
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,200
Feel free to look it up, everybody.

1186
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:10,120
Kerry Nation was a woman back during even before prohibition.

1187
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:19,840
We would go around to businesses that served alcohol with a hatchet and kill people.

1188
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:27,440
Now my hometown and that I read I read this on Newsbreak, but for some reason I could

1189
01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:28,600
not save it.

1190
01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:29,600
I wanted to save it.

1191
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:32,840
So I had no idea.

1192
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,760
I'm just going to add Libra.

1193
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:39,960
I had no idea that they changed by Centennial Days to Kerry Nation.

1194
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:43,960
I knew there was Kerry Nation days and their downtown, but I had no reason.

1195
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:49,600
I didn't know that they moved that one from the Belton Park, which is by Centennial Days

1196
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,280
to downtown to be Kerry Nation days.

1197
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:56,640
I heard a Kerry Nation days, but I thought there were two separate things.

1198
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:57,640
So I guess not.

1199
01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:58,640
Well, maybe they are.

1200
01:09:58,640 --> 01:09:59,640
Maybe they are.

1201
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:00,640
But still, I know.

1202
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:01,640
Yeah, they're they're saluting us.

1203
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:02,640
Here was part of the lineup for Kerry Nation days.

1204
01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:17,480
They had a beer garden and axe throwing.

1205
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,560
Oh, OK.

1206
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:22,800
Now number one, that's what Kerry Nation was about.

1207
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:24,120
Welcome to Belton.

1208
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:26,520
Kerry Nation killed people because they had alcohol.

1209
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:29,520
So they're serving alcohol and they're throwing axes.

1210
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:30,520
Yeah.

1211
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:35,840
Oh, she killed them with hatchets.

1212
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:36,840
That's fucking awesome.

1213
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:39,840
And not only that, but let's.

1214
01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:41,560
Seriously, I do.

1215
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:46,280
Let's not forget that you have drunk people with hatchets and they're throwing them.

1216
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:47,280
From Belton.

1217
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:48,280
Yeah.

1218
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:49,280
Yeah.

1219
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,280
I have a problem.

1220
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:51,280
Uh huh.

1221
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:52,280
Oh, oh my God.

1222
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:55,280
Yeah, I know a lot of them, too.

1223
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:57,000
Oh, I'm glad I was nowhere near there.

1224
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,000
I can say that.

1225
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:02,680
I'm glad I'm two hours away now.

1226
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:03,680
Yep.

1227
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:06,680
All right, man, you got anything?

1228
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:12,600
None of them could throw a hatchet this far.

1229
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:15,760
Not even with that Belton Knight strength.

1230
01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:16,760
So wow.

1231
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:20,560
Yeah, yeah, we'll leave that one right there.

1232
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:22,280
I didn't say any more.

1233
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:24,920
I just went ahead and left that one floating in there.

1234
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:26,960
So Eddie out.

1235
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:28,320
All right, let's go.

1236
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:31,320
You want to wrap this bitch up, Rob?

1237
01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:37,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I've got some stuff I got to get to.

1238
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:38,920
Oh, yeah.

1239
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:39,920
Yeah.

1240
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:40,920
Yeah.

1241
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:41,920
Yep.

1242
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:42,920
So anyhow, thank you everybody for listening.

1243
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:45,920
Thank you for listening, assholes.

1244
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,920
Good night.

1245
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:51,920
Good night, assholes.

1246
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:52,920
Oh, no, looks like the show's over, kids.

1247
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:57,280
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1248
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,720
Fear not, assholes.

1249
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:23,720
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.