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The Daily Deucebag Pledge.

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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone.

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We Talk.

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Is a...

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Hi all, this is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

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They used to call it Jump-O-Leave until your mama got on it.

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Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

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It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery?

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Stay safe everyone.

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Now it's time for Pick Up Lines from a Loser.

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There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

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Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

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The very last mail on the Titanic before it went down was lamb with mint sauce.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone. This is Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Rob, I understand you've been listening to our new friends. Let's get to the bottom of that podcast.

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Yes.

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I've listened to some episodes too. They're very, I love them. Anyhow, go ahead.

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Okay, I just want to say I personally enjoy them. If you are into, they go to where we do not.

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We, Rob and I decided, oh go ahead.

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Rob and I decided a long time ago, like Topher and I decided, we do not want to be politicking and all that stuff.

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We'll jump into a little bit of conspiracy theories because we always think that's cool.

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But we just want to be dick jokes. We want to make people happy and throw out stupid shit.

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These guys do the real stuff. They go there and they dig deep and they're very good at what they do.

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I love that Harp episode that they just done. I thought it was their feature episode but I got to looking at it and it isn't their feature episode.

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It's the first one that they had there that I went and saw. But anyhow, it was really good.

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I listened to a couple of other ones. The one on Sasquatch, have you heard that one yet?

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Okay, what I did was I went to the very beginning and I'm going episode one, episode two, I'm on episode six.

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Okay, I'm not sure what episodes they were because I...

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I started with their very first podcast.

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Okay, I was just going by the description.

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Like the Illuminati and stuff like that. It's stuff that really caught my eye when I was looking at it and listening to.

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But I think I'm going to do like you did and I'm just going to start from the first and work my way all the way up.

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I think that's the best way to do it. So anyhow, they're really good.

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That way you can listen to them progress.

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Yes, you're right.

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Just like you can go back and listen to us progress.

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Yeah, or digress. No, no.

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Yeah, I'll digress.

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Yeah, either one. So anyhow, that's right guys. Dick jokes here, conspiracy there.

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Okay, you go there and get your real information there and you get your stupid shit here.

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What a better deal. Right?

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That's right. All right. Well, let's start this bitch off here.

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Let me put a little fucking let me put a little oil and gas mixture in this bitch and fucking light it up.

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All right. All right.

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Okay, we're ready to go. All right.

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Rob, here is something that's going around the Internet and I think there's a lot of truth to it.

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Is there actually a three month dating curse?

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That's been going all around. Tick tock. You better be telling me now.

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No, I don't think you and Shannon will qualify that because you both have been around the block a little bit.

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Suffice. Okay. Well, all right. Well, this has nothing to do with your relationship, Rob.

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Okay. Don't get it in. Don't put that in there. Okay.

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I just got this because I'm laughing.

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Okay. I got this because it's the number of hits and the interest that it received is out of the roof.

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So I felt we should probably talk about it a little bit because it is pretty valid.

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I've been through a lot of these situations and it always happens about three months in.

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So is there actually a three month dating curse?

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Tick tock creators say that three month rule often starts the beginning of the end of their relationship.

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So they went into possible reasons why. This is psychologists.

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This is people that have been around the dating circuit for a long time.

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And these are just people that just chimed in.

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They threw them all in a box, shook them up.

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And this is what they came up with on Tick tock and other entities. Okay.

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So I can't see this already. Me too.

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We've all been there. Okay.

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We've all been there. Okay.

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Here are possible reasons why.

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And like I said, they took and just shook this up, put a little bit of everything in it.

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And this is what they say at the end of the day.

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They say three months is around the time infatuation wears off and the person loses interest.

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That's probably pretty true, right?

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Yes. Yeah. That's when you're all buzzing and everything.

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And then you kind of get used to it. And then it's kind of like, okay.

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That's one of the things. That's a good way to put it, Rob.

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You start feeling comfortable with someone.

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And therefore, it goes into this, Rob.

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Three months is also a time you begin to see the other's true colors.

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So that went right into that, right? You start getting comfortable.

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Yeah. I kept my mouth shut. I stated that's where that was going. Yeah.

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Yeah. It is. I mean, for instance, let's say like, I don't know.

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At first, you like you hold your gas in and you go, I got to go outside for a minute, get something from the car.

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And you just lay one out there you like because you're not going to fart all over her.

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After three months, you might start farting on her, right? You might feel comfortable to do it.

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About four or five months, you'd be sitting on her shit or, hey, man, you smell toilet paper.

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Bring my smokes, you bitch. Yeah, true.

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I need toilet paper.

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Give me some shit paper.

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Give me some shit paper, my pal Mills, you son of a bitch.

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OK, so this is true. All of this, I am complete agreement with.

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Also, it could be the time you needed to figure out if your values and morals matched theirs and personally align, which is so true.

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OK, like let's say like the person that you're dating is stealing cable and you don't think that stealing is right under any circumstance.

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Right. So all of a sudden you're like, well, I don't know.

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That just bothers me that they're stealing something and it's not and they don't even they don't even blink their eye.

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You see, I could see something like that happening.

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I wouldn't say that I would have a problem with it or care, but there's people that are like that.

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And, you know, at first they're like, well, hey, man, what kind of cable do you got?

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I'm thinking about getting in my house.

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Now I got the free stuff. What do you mean the free stuff? Oh, hell, I rip it off.

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Then suddenly that little seed gets in you like, hmm, if she's willing to cheat on that, is she willing to cheat on other things?

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Or could it be this is me adding to it?

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Or could it be the time you need to evaluate her hot friends and chances of possibly possibly nailing them?

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Oh, shit. Did I just break a guy code?

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Probably not, Rob. Believe me, they already know this shit.

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That was borderline.

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No, no, no. Here's why I did not break it.

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This is why I did not break a guy code.

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They already know this.

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Yeah, they already know it anyway.

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You can still we hold in it to code.

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Any girl you've ever went out with in a certain amount of time, let's say six months, okay,

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they know every one of her friends that you think are hot.

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They can tell you act different towards them. You look different at them. All this stuff.

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So in one of the biggest things I'd ever heard from a woman, this chick that I used to date,

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she said one of the things that they find out that the guy is attracted to one of her friends is they don't like them two going out like his girlfriend.

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And then the hot chick going out. That's how she figured it out.

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She said if you're not attracted to that chick, you don't care if you go out with them,

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but they don't want you going out doing stuff with a hot friend.

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You see what I mean?

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Because they know guys are going to be following them around.

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I heard that from a couple of women.

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They're like, I know every guy, you know, every guy of every day that I know who he thought was hot of my friends

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because they always had an issue with me going out with them specifically.

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So I thought that was interesting.

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So anyhow, like I said, I didn't break guide code at all because they already know this shit. Agreed?

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Like I said, it's more rhyme, we'll give you a pass on this.

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Thank you. Besides that, look, I had to lighten it up a little bit, right?

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Okay. All right. Okay.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You had to get everybody on the after the seat.

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Exactly. Right.

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Okay. American Airlines released a statement last week that Betty Nash, the longest serving flight attendant and loved person, had passed away.

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Oh, I know. She was 88.

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I can still faintly hear her up and up and down the aisle saying coffee, tea, burial plot.

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Too soon.

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Peanuts.

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Belvita.

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I guess it wasn't too soon. Thank you, Rob.

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All right. So I saw a really good...

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88A.

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God bless her. She had a great time on this work.

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She had a great time.

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From what I understand from the article, of course, this is a first third, so I don't go too much into anything.

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Okay. From what I understand, she was still working up until a week until she died.

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I think she felt under the weather.

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And then when they found her probably passed away in her pillow or something, that's the way it sounds.

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It sounds to me like she worked all the way up and felt great and loved it.

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And like I said, she was a beloved person.

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So being on the Airlines 88...

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Honestly, that is awesome.

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It is. It is. So, you know, God bless you.

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That's the way I want to be.

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Me too. God bless you, Betty Nash.

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Yeah, I got that.

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Sorry about the burial plot joke.

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Not really.

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Okay. So I saw...

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So I saw a really good quote that has been put on 24 packs of my favorite brew, Yenling.

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Here's what it says, Rob.

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I was lit down there at Eureka Springs drinking these.

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And I see this and I'm like, oh my God, this is so profound.

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Because here I am smashed reading this.

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It says, please recycle.

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Save our planet. It's the only planet with beer.

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I almost cried.

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I got a... I got a warm feeling and a tear.

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I was getting misty.

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I was like, oh my gosh, I cannot believe it.

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Yenling.

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The more I hear about that company, the more I love them.

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Oh, me too. Me too.

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They are fantastic and their products are excellent.

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I'm glad we finally got them.

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Geez, I got tired of having to chase them down in other states.

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Marathon Texas had a big surprise by Mother Nature.

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It had severe weather sweep through its town with a 50 degree temperature swing.

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But wait, there is more.

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There is more.

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Seems as though two feet of hail.

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Two feet of it fell during the course of this severe storm.

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Two feet.

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Marathon Texas.

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You can look this up.

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You can see this.

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It's crazy.

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We had two feet of snow down here a few years ago.

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Two feet of hail.

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This is all ice.

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It's not snow.

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It's not light.

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It's like heavy.

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And so I'll go into the rest of it.

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So two feet of hail fell.

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You know, a spokesperson for Marathon said it looked like a snow storm because there

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It lowered the temperature significantly and being combined with a cold front made the

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The city of Marathon had to...

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Because snowpack during the winter, anything that has snowpack is about 10 degrees lower

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Because it's an icebox effect.

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The city of Marathon had to deploy...

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I was just going to say, it'd be like putting an icepack in a tube.

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Everything inside is going to get cold.

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That's a great analogy, Ron.

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Yeah, exactly.

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That's what happened here.

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The city of Marathon had to deploy snow plows from the closest cities that had the equipment

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to use.

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Yeah.

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The plow operators were overheard saying, man, even in hail, the guy in front of you

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drives two mile an hour and the guy behind you drives 80.

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Yeah.

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Just like snow.

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So, anyhow, public health officials say Mexican cartels and US street gangs are now mixing

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in another potent sedative called metatomine.

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It's being mixed with fentanyl and other drugs on the street.

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The combination triggered a new wave of overdoses that began in late April.

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Philadelphia reported 160 overdoses in a two day period.

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Michael Jackson was reported overheard in the Great Beyond saying, give me some of that

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combination now.

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Next.

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That's what we do here at 2G bags and a microphone.

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We inform you of what's going on.

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That's right.

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Be aware of that drug.

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Be aware of the drug.

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Yes.

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Methadiene or whatever the fuck it is.

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Just make sure you don't get it, okay?

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So you taste it.

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Forget the Michael Jackson.

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Yeah.

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You taste your cocaine and you look it through, okay?

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If there's any odd colors, any?

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Yeah.

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You taste it.

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You taste it.

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You taste it.

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You taste it.

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You taste it.

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You taste it.

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You taste it.

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You taste it.

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You taste it.

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If there's any odd colors, any?

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Yeah.

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You say, no, I'm not taking it.

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So there you go.

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All right.

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Or better yet.

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You're a pro.

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Come on.

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You can do this.

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You get somebody you don't like that likes drugs and you have them try it first.

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Problem solved.

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Yeah.

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If said dude drops dead, you don't touch it.

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If he's over there smashed out of his skull, fucking flying around laughing, there you

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go.

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It's your stuff.

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And we will not tell you how we know this.

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No.

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Word on the street.

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Rumor has it.

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Word on the street.

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Yep.

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That's it.

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New York City.

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Rat hating mayor has once again been ticketed for a rat infestation at his Brooklyn property.

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But wait, there's more.

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This guy again.

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Yeah.

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Eric Adams, that dipshit.

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Yeah.

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Mayor Eric Adams latest ticket was issued by a city health inspector May 16th in a row

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of houses he owns in the Belford neighborhood.

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The inspector observed fresh rat droppings in a rat burrow at the front left base of

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the staircase of the property.

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The ticket first reported by the daily news was Adams fifth rodent violation since he

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became mayor in 2022.

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And if you remember, he was the guy that was trying to clean up New York of his rat problems.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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How the fuck can he do that when he can't even do it his own property?

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So okay.

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Hey, we've talked about this.

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This ain't the first time we've talked about this two or three times already.

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He's been in trouble for this.

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This fucktard has been in the news.

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Yeah, you know what that means.

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He gets an ass pad lane.

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There you go.

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Thank you, Rob.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Hang on.

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I got to write that down.

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Anymore.

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I'll write them all down.

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That way I don't forget them.

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Eric Adams ass paddling.

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Okay.

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All right.

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My problem is I forget where I write it.

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Me too.

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We have like three of them somewhere.

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All right.

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Yeah, I have a wrote down.

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Okay.

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Eric Adams ass paddling.

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Okay.

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Next, Manhattan Ridge is a phenomenon that happens twice per year.

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This is when the setting sun aligns with the Manhattan street grid and sinks below the

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horizon framed in a canyon of skyscrapers.

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It's cool.

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Have you ever seen the famous picture of the sun setting in the middle of the skyscrapers?

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I think it's overlooking Battery Park.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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It's really cool and like a lot of artists go there and draw it.

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The photographers go there and take pictures of it, try to do different angles.

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That phenomenon is called Manhattan Hedge.

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Meanwhile, New York Mayor Eric Adams is firmly planted in Rat Henge.

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This is a phenomenon known as a slim lord that acts like a kind, gentle liberal.

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Allegedly.

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Anything else, Rob?

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We're just going to let that float off, right?

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I have to, brother.

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I have to.

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All right, brother.

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We don't go.

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I'm not stealing your show at this point.

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You're on a roll tonight.

366
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Yes, I am.

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Oh, I had fun writing this shit out.

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Let me tell you.

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Oh, okay.

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Anyhow, Coca-Cola is debuting and finally, this is the last one here and then we'll get

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to Rob's stuff.

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Okay.

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Coca-Cola is debuting a new product.

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The new flavor of the iconic drink is Coca-Cola Wazooa, zero sugar.

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This is a limited edition flavor.

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The African fruit flavored drink is said to provide refreshing Coca-Cola taste without

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all that annoying booger sugar.

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After all, it was Coca-Cola.

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A fourth.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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There's a couple more.

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I didn't see this here.

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This is a snake headed fish that's been found in Missouri.

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This is concerning to all China landowners.

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They plan to take the snake head to court.

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This is obstructing their attempts to take us over.

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The snake head fish is a very invasive species and is from Asia.

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It's like the carp.

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It's like the grass carp or whatever they call them that eat everything in the rivers

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and then they grow feet and they go to another river and they go to another lake to destroy

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everything and eat everything.

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This is the same type of invasive creature and it's got a snake head on a fish body.

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Basically.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yep.

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So meanwhile.

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It looks scary.

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It is.

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Yeah.

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If I saw one of them coming after me, man, I'm getting the shovel.

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You know?

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Meanwhile, in California waves of layoffs.

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I'm screaming like a bitch and running.

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I'm sucking my thumb.

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I'm sucking my thumb and going mommy, mommy.

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Meanwhile in California waves of layoffs and fast food store closures are happening as

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a direct result of Governor Newsom's new twenty dollar an hour fast food wage increase law.

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Insulin manufacturers are offering to pay the difference in a statement.

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In related news, Ozempic stock plummeted overnight.

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Fast food chain Dairy Queen has just announced a limited time offering a bright blue Cookie

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Monster dip cone.

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This dip cone is said to taste like ground up Oreos.

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This just in Rob.

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Insulin manufacturers and Ozempic just withdrew their lawsuits.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:01,760
Not really.

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Really.

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00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:03,760
No.

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00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:04,760
Hey Rob, we turn to you.

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OK.

422
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,280
You lost that one.

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OK.

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Basically, the just of it was right here.

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They did since.

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00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,520
No, no.

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You still got me on the Cookie Monster thing at Dairy Queen, man.

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OK.

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I have a Dairy Queen right up the street.

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Come on, man.

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It's not quite out yet.

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It's going to be out in a couple of weeks.

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I might keep my eye on it.

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I think it said like June 20th or something like that it's out.

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So.

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Or it might be June 21st, the longest day of the year.

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It is something like that.

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Anyhow, I'll have to read the whole article.

439
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,720
That was just the stuff that I scribed down.

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Anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

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Hey, I'll do what we tell everybody else to do.

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Look it up.

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Yeah.

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There you go.

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Look it up.

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00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,040
Thank you, Rob.

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Yeah.

448
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Yep.

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OK.

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Update on Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight.

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Yeah.

452
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Yeah.

453
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Yeah.

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You heard that, didn't you?

455
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,040
Yeah.

456
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Go ahead.

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Here's the thing, they died of a twist.

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Maybe.

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Oh, maybe I don't know about this part.

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A potential brotherly brawl could be on the horizon as Jake Paul is hinted at a possible

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fight against his older sibling Logan from the WWE.

462
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,040
Ooh.

463
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Logan Paul.

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Yeah.

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The younger Paul is on the hunt for a new opponent after his highly anticipated clash

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with Mike Tyson was postponed.

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I've got a theory on all this and I'll go into it after we get done.

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It's postponed.

469
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,040
It's not canceled.

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It's postponed.

471
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I know.

472
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,040
I know.

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Originally, he would set the square off with the legendary heavyweight in a showdown at

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the B-Stadium in Texas later for July 20th.

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However, bombshell news emerged Friday that the event had been delayed due to Tyson being

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medically unfit to participate because of an ulcer flare-up.

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The fight is now expected to take place later in the year between October and December.

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During a follow-up consultation on Thursday, the medical professionals on his recent ulcer

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flare-up, the recommendation is for Mike Tyson to do minimal to right training over the next

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few weeks and then return to full training with no limitations, Paul's most valuable

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promotion said in his statement.

482
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I bet that time is already booked.

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Jake might as well go ahead and fight.

484
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,040
So now he's got to find another opponent.

485
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:09,040
Why not have a brother versus brother match?

486
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,040
You see, Rob, I think set up.

487
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:17,040
I think that him and Mike Tyson are going to fight, but I think they set this whole thing

488
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up to go like this from the start.

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Get big publicity.

490
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,040
He's going to fight Mike Tyson.

491
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,040
I read different articles before this.

492
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,040
This was the easiest, quickest, easiest to read.

493
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I could be wrong.

494
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,040
Okay.

495
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,040
I read another one.

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When this flare-up happened, Mike Tyson had just boarded a plane and they had stopped

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the plane and take him off the plane.

498
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,040
You know what?

499
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,040
You're right.

500
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,040
I did read that.

501
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:47,040
Okay.

502
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,040
I withdraw it.

503
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:49,040
I withdraw it.

504
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,040
Because you don't interrupt the plane anymore.

505
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,040
That's federal.

506
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,040
You're right.

507
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,040
Okay.

508
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,040
Sorry, everybody.

509
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:56,040
I was wrong.

510
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:57,040
Good point, Rob.

511
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,040
Thank you.

512
00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,040
Well, all right.

513
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,040
We get two fights for the price of one, kind of.

514
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,040
No, we'll have to pay for both of them.

515
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,040
But we get two fights instead of one.

516
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:06,040
I'm good with that.

517
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,040
Are you?

518
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,040
Well, I don't know.

519
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,040
I may have to watch that fight.

520
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,040
Me too.

521
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,040
That's what I'm saying.

522
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,040
Why not?

523
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,040
Two possibly decent fights in a row.

524
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,040
I'm good with that.

525
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:21,040
So, okay.

526
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:24,040
Awesome.

527
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:29,040
Hey, I got my vote for his opponent.

528
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,040
Who's that?

529
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,040
Butterbean.

530
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:35,040
Let's get Butterbean on the job, dude.

531
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,040
He's still alive?

532
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,040
I don't know.

533
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,040
I don't know either.

534
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,040
Okay.

535
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,040
I don't know.

536
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:45,040
But seriously, he was awesome in the day.

537
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,040
Oh, geez.

538
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:50,040
Do you talk about a big tub of lard that you just could not fucking hit?

539
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,040
He was a mess.

540
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:53,040
He'd get his hands on it.

541
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,040
You were done.

542
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:58,040
All I know, that was the funny thing, is people hit him all day long.

543
00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,040
And it didn't matter.

544
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:03,040
Finally, he's just kind of like, I'm going to eventually wear you down, and I'm going

545
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,040
to hit you, and it's going to be over.

546
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,040
And it always happened like that.

547
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,040
Watch wrestling.

548
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:14,040
You'll see it every show on wrestling.

549
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,040
That's right.

550
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:19,040
The little guys beat the big dudes, and the big dudes just stand there and then, boop,

551
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,040
one hit, they're done.

552
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,040
Yep.

553
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:30,040
And then like the old boxing, remember the phantom punches that you wouldn't see because

554
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:34,040
some of them were so quick on the uppercuts, and everyone was saying it was rigged.

555
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:38,040
And then you see it in slow motion, the guy was just so quick you couldn't see it.

556
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,040
Right.

557
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,040
Yeah.

558
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:45,040
I mean, this is back in the days of the real fighters, the really, really good ones, the

559
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,040
Frazier's, the Ali.

560
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:52,040
Well, Foreman was never that quick, but he was always a guy that could take a pound and

561
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,040
then just come back and hit you a couple of times, and it's over.

562
00:29:55,040 --> 00:30:00,040
But that elk of a fighter, it was really hard to see.

563
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,040
And everyone was like, oh, man, he just fell on his own.

564
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:08,040
And then you go back and you look at it in the slow motion, you're like, fuck, look at

565
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,040
that.

566
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,040
He just got him with a left cross that nobody saw.

567
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,040
So, anyhow.

568
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,040
Right.

569
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,040
Anyhow, I miss those kind of fights.

570
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,040
I miss those kind of fights.

571
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,040
Anyhow, let's come back with some emails.

572
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,040
Does that sound good?

573
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,040
Sounds good, my friend.

574
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,040
All right.

575
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:38,040
We're taking our first break of the day in late as unusual fashion.

576
00:30:38,040 --> 00:31:00,040
All right.

577
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:19,040
Let's go.

578
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:30,040
On most of these apocalypse series, we tell you what plants you can eat in case of an

579
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,040
apocalypse, and you have to go out to your yard for food.

580
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:39,540
Well, this one is going to explain to you the plants you may be aware of to not eat.

581
00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:47,600
Plants that could be toxic usually might have milky white sap, thorns, spines, or fine hairs,

582
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,960
or leaves or stems.

583
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:53,120
Pods with bulbs, beans, or seeds.

584
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:57,840
Stems or trunks that have an almond scent.

585
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,880
Three-leaf foliage growth.

586
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:06,560
Also, be aware of intensely bitter or sappy flavor.

587
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,560
Foliage reminiscent of dill, parsley, or carrot.

588
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:14,480
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

589
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Strange insults from an alien.

590
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Real hilarity.

591
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,920
You remind me of a penny.

592
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Too faced and not worth much.

593
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,920
All aware of the Amber Alert, right?

594
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,600
Well, get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bedspreads, kids.

595
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596
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This fantastic early warning device helps one stay dry and rid of all those annoying

597
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mattress invoices.

598
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:44,800
Simply hook up to child under six or psychopath and wait for the running water sound.

599
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,000
This clever machine has three distinct settings.

600
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,280
Bablin Brooks, ocean waves, and roaring river for those close called.

601
00:32:51,280 --> 00:33:00,240
Order today and get a free Cinnabon Renuze It Cartridge.

602
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:05,000
Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo

603
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:15,040
is listening to this film.

604
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,880
Remember to bleach your Bluetooth after every show.

605
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,880
Two douchebags and a microphone.

606
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:24,880
Because we all need dick jokes.

607
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:26,880
Brick Shales Energy Drink.

608
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That's right.

609
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:28,880
Brick Shales Energy Drink.

610
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:29,880
Make men feel like a girl.

611
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:30,880
She wants her balls.

612
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:31,880
She wants her shit all over her face.

613
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:32,880
She wants her balls.

614
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:33,880
She wants her shit all over her face.

615
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:34,880
She wants her balls.

616
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:35,880
She wants her balls.

617
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:36,880
She wants all she wants.

618
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,880
Run the whole sky across America Brick Shales is for you.

619
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,740
Please enjoy Brick Shales Energy Drink responsibly.

620
00:33:42,740 --> 00:33:46,080
It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

621
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,000
A lot of broadcasts just come from a can.

622
00:33:50,000 --> 00:34:02,300
Here at Two Douchbags and a Microphone, we play our own podcasts.

623
00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:08,180
Alright, like we promised, some emails.

624
00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:13,340
A couple people asked me some odd questions, then they asked us some odd questions, so

625
00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:14,340
bear with me here.

626
00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:18,700
I really liked it because some of these questions are out of left field.

627
00:34:18,700 --> 00:34:20,180
I don't know what made them...

628
00:34:20,180 --> 00:34:23,540
This is what we asked them to do from the beginning.

629
00:34:23,540 --> 00:34:24,820
I know, I know.

630
00:34:24,820 --> 00:34:25,820
I love it.

631
00:34:25,820 --> 00:34:26,820
Yeah.

632
00:34:26,820 --> 00:34:27,820
I love it.

633
00:34:27,820 --> 00:34:28,820
I love it.

634
00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:29,980
They're kind of like following what we want them to do now.

635
00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:30,980
It's pretty cool.

636
00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:31,980
So...

637
00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:34,180
This is our interaction with them.

638
00:34:34,180 --> 00:34:35,180
Yes.

639
00:34:35,180 --> 00:34:39,820
Until our technology gets better, this is our interaction with them.

640
00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:43,740
Oh, and on a side note, our technology is getting better and we're working with some

641
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:47,220
people that would know and also Topher.

642
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:52,820
As you guys know, he's in the last episode and he's back to being a part of the show.

643
00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:56,380
He may not be the live version of it, he's definitely going to record his own stuff and

644
00:34:56,380 --> 00:34:58,100
put them in, and we're going to put them in here.

645
00:34:58,100 --> 00:35:01,380
Well, I've been talking to him about cleaning the audio up, I've been talking to some other

646
00:35:01,380 --> 00:35:06,500
people that sound really good doing their podcast and talking to them about what they

647
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:07,500
use.

648
00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:10,260
So we're going to be getting better on that level and I'm probably going to have to re-record

649
00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:12,780
all of the bits, but I don't care.

650
00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:16,020
I eventually want it to be that type of a quality and it will be.

651
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:21,580
So anyhow, here's some emails here.

652
00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:27,280
First one, Mark, you are a cigar connoisseur, correct?

653
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:31,700
What is your cigar of choice, if I could speak?

654
00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:36,580
Okay, here's my cigar of choice, but don't take me as a snob.

655
00:35:36,580 --> 00:35:38,580
This is what I like and you asked.

656
00:35:38,580 --> 00:35:42,940
It's going to sound snobbish, I'm going to tell you that right now, but I've smoked enough

657
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:48,620
cigars, I know what I like, and this is what I like, and you asked.

658
00:35:48,620 --> 00:35:56,860
My favorite is a Christoph with a Sumatra South African wrapper, Churchill 60 gauge,

659
00:35:56,860 --> 00:36:03,340
Christoph's, they are made with the ancient art of bunching or also known as intubur.

660
00:36:03,340 --> 00:36:08,560
This method ensures the roll to be tight and the burn even with a strong draw.

661
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,960
The cigar is smooth but has a nice spiciness with notes of cocoa.

662
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:17,940
The cigar also is rolled with a Cuban pigtail at the end of it so you don't have to cut

663
00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:18,940
it.

664
00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:22,140
You just pull the pigtail off and you have a perfect draw.

665
00:36:22,140 --> 00:36:33,780
That is probably my favorite one right there and my favorite Cuban is probably Arturo Fuente.

666
00:36:33,780 --> 00:36:39,620
If not that, then a really, really good Monte Crisco Cuban is very good.

667
00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:44,900
So, anyhow, I gave you the regular ones and the Cuban ones.

668
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:50,700
I hope that, Rob, do you think that explained it good?

669
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:56,540
I have no idea what you are talking about but everybody asked, you got it.

670
00:36:56,540 --> 00:36:59,540
It sounded snobby, didn't it?

671
00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:02,540
Well, no, no, no.

672
00:37:02,540 --> 00:37:04,540
I don't know anything about cigars.

673
00:37:04,540 --> 00:37:07,540
I didn't switch or sweep and stuff like that.

674
00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:10,540
I don't smoke cigars.

675
00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:12,060
Write me back if I didn't answer it.

676
00:37:12,060 --> 00:37:13,060
I think I answered it.

677
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:16,060
I gave you the regular ones and the Cuban ones.

678
00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:19,060
That sounded like a connoisseur to me.

679
00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:21,980
Alright, good, well, if you have any more questions.

680
00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:22,980
I did understand it.

681
00:37:22,980 --> 00:37:25,980
Yeah, you are doing good.

682
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:28,060
What the hell is the guy's name here?

683
00:37:28,060 --> 00:37:36,300
Shit, I can't, I told you about my cartridge and I can't find it.

684
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:40,540
I think it is like Jeremy.

685
00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:44,660
Jeremy in Newsdale or something like that.

686
00:37:44,660 --> 00:37:49,140
Anyhow, if your name is Jeremy from Newsdale, it is him.

687
00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:52,340
But if not, write me back, tell me what your name is and maybe I will print out a little

688
00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:55,620
bit better next time.

689
00:37:55,620 --> 00:37:59,620
Another one that is weird but it is aimed towards me but I love it.

690
00:37:59,620 --> 00:38:06,420
Mark, if Kurt Cobain were alive today, would Nirvana still be popular?

691
00:38:06,420 --> 00:38:09,660
No.

692
00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:11,360
And here is why.

693
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:15,940
No one in rock or grunge to hard rock is popular anymore.

694
00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:18,140
They wouldn't even be a band anymore.

695
00:38:18,140 --> 00:38:26,860
Dave Grohl saw the writing on the wall and was forming the Foo Fighters.

696
00:38:26,860 --> 00:38:29,920
Kurt wouldn't even be in music if he were alive anyhow.

697
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:33,340
He despised the music industry.

698
00:38:33,340 --> 00:38:36,060
So no, either way no.

699
00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:43,420
First off, no rock, no grunge, no hard rock, none of it is popular anymore.

700
00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:50,020
If you want to look for a reference, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains, what do they sell

701
00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:51,020
anymore?

702
00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:53,220
They sell nothing.

703
00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:57,940
And the reason is because rock is not the preferred listening anymore.

704
00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:01,420
It is not and I don't think it is coming back.

705
00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:02,660
That is the dinosaur stuff.

706
00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:09,420
That is me and Rob and you obviously.

707
00:39:09,420 --> 00:39:16,340
Anyhow, Gent in Mitchell County.

708
00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:21,300
Okay Gent, I don't know if it is short for gentlemen or what.

709
00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:25,260
Thank you Gent in Mitchell County, wherever that is.

710
00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:26,260
Thank you.

711
00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:30,500
Okay, and I like that question a lot.

712
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:33,420
Alright, I actually like both of them.

713
00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:35,260
This is for both of us.

714
00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:40,940
Rob, you and Mark admitting to being Gen X, why the hate towards us?

715
00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:46,980
Oh, oh, okay Rob, it is that promo I put in.

716
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:47,980
It is the answer.

717
00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:48,980
It is already answered.

718
00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:49,980
The promo.

719
00:39:49,980 --> 00:39:53,780
Yeah, it is the promo.

720
00:39:53,780 --> 00:39:55,980
This is what this guy is asking.

721
00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:57,980
He said why the hate.

722
00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:59,940
Looks like you guys chased the dollar.

723
00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:04,900
Mitch from Portland, full of angst in a little asterisk.

724
00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:08,580
Okay, Rob, do you want to go first and I have my answer.

725
00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:10,580
It is simple.

726
00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:12,580
We grew up.

727
00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:25,900
We realized what was more important in life, eating, eating or whatever and then you have

728
00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:30,900
kids, you get responsibilities.

729
00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:31,900
Yeah.

730
00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:32,900
Okay, yeah, yeah, great.

731
00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:37,420
Mark and I had friends that never grew up.

732
00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:39,740
Yes, and it is sad too.

733
00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:40,740
It is sad.

734
00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:44,900
And I still talk to one of them today and he knows it.

735
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:47,900
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

736
00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:49,900
I am just not going to go into it.

737
00:40:49,900 --> 00:40:50,900
Right.

738
00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:54,900
But yeah, go ahead Mark.

739
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:58,900
Okay, Mitch, first off, it is a joke.

740
00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:05,140
Second, myself or Rob were never youth shaking our fists at a capitalism.

741
00:41:05,140 --> 00:41:06,140
We were not that guy.

742
00:41:06,140 --> 00:41:07,140
No, we were not.

743
00:41:07,140 --> 00:41:08,140
We were not.

744
00:41:08,140 --> 00:41:10,140
We were the ones defending people.

745
00:41:10,140 --> 00:41:12,140
Yeah, we were not full of angst.

746
00:41:12,140 --> 00:41:16,180
We were not out there crying in front of Kurt Cobain's house.

747
00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:17,180
That is not us.

748
00:41:17,180 --> 00:41:22,900
We were the ones out there defending the people that could not defend themselves.

749
00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:23,900
Exactly.

750
00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:26,740
And then Rob understood the assignment, Mitch.

751
00:41:26,740 --> 00:41:27,820
Get rid of your phone.

752
00:41:27,820 --> 00:41:30,060
A capitalist sold it to you.

753
00:41:30,060 --> 00:41:31,540
Get rid of your vehicle as well.

754
00:41:31,540 --> 00:41:34,940
A capitalist loaned it to you.

755
00:41:34,940 --> 00:41:36,500
The money, it is.

756
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:40,340
Now we need a new listener to replace you, Mitch.

757
00:41:40,340 --> 00:41:45,340
Hope you are happy, fuckface.

758
00:41:45,340 --> 00:41:46,340
Anything else?

759
00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:49,340
I am done with that one.

760
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,340
Thank you, Mitch.

761
00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:55,100
Well, now that I called him fuckface, I am pretty sure we lost him.

762
00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:58,700
Yeah, I mean, he is probably more of a...

763
00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:02,140
He may have sent that one just to get his ass wound up.

764
00:42:02,140 --> 00:42:03,140
He may have.

765
00:42:03,140 --> 00:42:04,140
That could have been the setup, easily.

766
00:42:04,140 --> 00:42:05,140
Just add spice to the show.

767
00:42:05,140 --> 00:42:06,140
It might be what they are doing.

768
00:42:06,140 --> 00:42:07,140
You never know.

769
00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:20,300
Okay, so anyhow, so if he is a Ruth Ann from North Central Ohio, then okay, so be it.

770
00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:21,300
So anyhow.

771
00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:24,860
Oh, North Central Ohio.

772
00:42:24,860 --> 00:42:27,860
Which we are doing very well in, by the way.

773
00:42:27,860 --> 00:42:29,340
Yeah, yeah, we are.

774
00:42:29,340 --> 00:42:30,340
Even without Ruth Ann.

775
00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:33,340
We are doing phenomenal there.

776
00:42:33,340 --> 00:42:36,340
Have you seen our numbers?

777
00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:41,540
How did I know that she was going to work into this one?

778
00:42:41,540 --> 00:42:42,860
I can't leave her alone.

779
00:42:42,860 --> 00:42:46,620
I got to keep fucking, I got to keep smacking her around.

780
00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:47,620
It is just the way it is.

781
00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:53,220
It could be because I have been doing this a year as of last winter.

782
00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:57,580
You know what, you are right, and Ruth Ann was all over you until I mulled off to her

783
00:42:57,580 --> 00:42:59,500
and now she hates us.

784
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:03,740
You know what, it was a very good one, your anniversary right there.

785
00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:04,740
Good.

786
00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:05,740
Alright.

787
00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:06,740
Happy to piss you off, Ruth Ann.

788
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:07,740
Come on, Ruth Ann.

789
00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:08,740
Come back, Ruth Ann.

790
00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:09,740
Come on, man.

791
00:43:09,740 --> 00:43:10,860
Rob had nothing to do with it.

792
00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:11,860
It was all me.

793
00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:12,860
I know.

794
00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:13,860
All me.

795
00:43:13,860 --> 00:43:16,180
I could bite him off a little better now.

796
00:43:16,180 --> 00:43:17,180
See?

797
00:43:17,180 --> 00:43:23,140
He is better with his microphone and now he can tell me I'm fucked and everything.

798
00:43:23,140 --> 00:43:28,620
He's a part of the show and he knows it so now he can tell Big Bad Mark to go fuck off.

799
00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:29,620
Exactly.

800
00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:30,620
Yeah.

801
00:43:30,620 --> 00:43:32,100
So, Ruth Ann, come back.

802
00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:33,100
The water is warm.

803
00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:34,100
Stick your toe in.

804
00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:35,100
Come on.

805
00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:36,500
Come on, big hug.

806
00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:37,500
Come on, Ruth Ann.

807
00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:38,500
Come on, Ruth Ann.

808
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:39,500
Come on.

809
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:40,500
We love you.

810
00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:41,500
Douches.

811
00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:42,500
Don't get jealous, Shannon.

812
00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:49,500
Val wouldn't give one ounce and she doesn't listen to this garbage.

813
00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:52,500
Shannon has this.

814
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,500
Oh, cool.

815
00:43:55,500 --> 00:44:00,140
Thank you, Shannon.

816
00:44:00,140 --> 00:44:01,140
Next one.

817
00:44:01,140 --> 00:44:02,140
Douches.

818
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,500
Is Montrose even a real place?

819
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:04,500
Just curious.

820
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:05,500
Yes.

821
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:06,500
Yes, it is.

822
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:07,500
Yes, it is.

823
00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:12,500
And I'm not saying they wrote all of those but they have been writing in.

824
00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:13,500
Yeah.

825
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,500
Yeah.

826
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:17,180
That's how this whole thing started.

827
00:44:17,180 --> 00:44:18,440
That's how this whole thing started.

828
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:25,380
We declared that Montrose was the epitome of the perfect land.

829
00:44:25,380 --> 00:44:30,580
You have a power plant, you have a junkyard, and you have a campground all in a quarter

830
00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:31,580
mile radius.

831
00:44:31,580 --> 00:44:34,300
Which is true.

832
00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:36,460
How can you not get any better than that?

833
00:44:36,460 --> 00:44:37,460
It's true.

834
00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:38,460
We salute you.

835
00:44:38,460 --> 00:44:41,020
We salute you, Montrose.

836
00:44:41,020 --> 00:44:43,220
There is a Montrose, Missouri.

837
00:44:43,220 --> 00:44:44,500
And go to Google Images.

838
00:44:44,500 --> 00:44:48,060
You'll probably see all of that in a couple of frames.

839
00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:49,060
Yeah.

840
00:44:49,060 --> 00:44:53,740
So it is real and they do love us there.

841
00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:54,740
That's right.

842
00:44:54,740 --> 00:44:59,260
And then finally, guess who it's from, Rob?

843
00:44:59,260 --> 00:45:00,260
Montrose.

844
00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:03,540
You're actually right up the road from Clinton, Mark.

845
00:45:03,540 --> 00:45:04,620
It is.

846
00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:05,620
That's right.

847
00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:06,620
It is.

848
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:07,620
It is from Clinton.

849
00:45:07,620 --> 00:45:14,140
Like we said, Montrose is the jewel of Henry County.

850
00:45:14,140 --> 00:45:17,260
Okay.

851
00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:21,140
And finally, hey D-bags, love you here in Montrose.

852
00:45:21,140 --> 00:45:28,380
But you all seem to be, you all seem to love Titewide, Missouri and our apologists.

853
00:45:28,380 --> 00:45:29,900
We don't see them offering you...

854
00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:31,620
No, no, no, no, no, no.

855
00:45:31,620 --> 00:45:32,620
Okay.

856
00:45:32,620 --> 00:45:33,620
Let me read this all out.

857
00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:37,620
I want your rebuttal because they're always coming down on you about getting all these

858
00:45:37,620 --> 00:45:38,780
things for them.

859
00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:42,660
So I want you to set the record straight after I get done.

860
00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:48,700
We don't see them offering you a day of your own or have campground spot with Chet's extension

861
00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:49,700
cord to boot.

862
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:52,280
I speak for all seven of us here.

863
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:56,340
We need to make a stand and defend our honor against Titewide.

864
00:45:56,340 --> 00:45:57,900
Titewide, not Titewide.

865
00:45:57,900 --> 00:46:03,380
PS Rob, could you find us an old bowling trophy we could convert into a pig tripping contest

866
00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:05,580
first place award?

867
00:46:05,580 --> 00:46:06,580
Chet's brother Garth.

868
00:46:06,580 --> 00:46:09,580
Rob, I'm going to let you answer.

869
00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:11,580
Yeah, I say that.

870
00:46:11,580 --> 00:46:14,940
Yeah, I know where there's that point at right now.

871
00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:19,580
Look, even though, even though you bashed me and Rob, Rob is still going to find you

872
00:46:19,580 --> 00:46:22,140
a trophy, like he said.

873
00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:27,220
Okay guys, come on Montrose.

874
00:46:27,220 --> 00:46:30,300
You guys are favorites by far.

875
00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:32,380
We don't always talk about Titewide.

876
00:46:32,380 --> 00:46:33,380
We always talk about you.

877
00:46:33,380 --> 00:46:34,380
I know.

878
00:46:34,380 --> 00:46:38,580
I'm the one that's been doing the negotiations with Titewide.

879
00:46:38,580 --> 00:46:39,580
I know.

880
00:46:39,580 --> 00:46:43,860
See, and also we don't call Titewide the jewel of Henry County.

881
00:46:43,860 --> 00:46:44,860
Is that Henry County?

882
00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:45,860
I think it is.

883
00:46:45,860 --> 00:46:46,860
Come on man.

884
00:46:46,860 --> 00:46:49,860
You give us our own camping spot.

885
00:46:49,860 --> 00:46:51,540
How can we not love Montrose?

886
00:46:51,540 --> 00:46:56,140
We have never once said that Titewide was the jewel of anything.

887
00:46:56,140 --> 00:47:00,940
We don't dog them, but we don't hail them like we do you.

888
00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:07,940
Honestly, anything I get, not coming from Titewide, so I'm going to go ahead and say

889
00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:08,940
it.

890
00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:09,940
Titewide's assholes.

891
00:47:09,940 --> 00:47:10,940
Okay, there you go.

892
00:47:10,940 --> 00:47:12,740
Are you guys happy?

893
00:47:12,740 --> 00:47:14,580
We just lost all two people there.

894
00:47:14,580 --> 00:47:17,220
I hope you're happy.

895
00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:19,020
So I mean, you know what?

896
00:47:19,020 --> 00:47:20,020
Hey, I got Montrose.

897
00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:21,020
You know what?

898
00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:22,020
You got Montrose.

899
00:47:22,020 --> 00:47:23,020
You got all seven of them.

900
00:47:23,020 --> 00:47:24,020
I got Montrose.

901
00:47:24,020 --> 00:47:25,580
You got all seven of them.

902
00:47:25,580 --> 00:47:26,580
Well there you go guys.

903
00:47:26,580 --> 00:47:28,220
And besides that, what all are you getting now?

904
00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:32,660
Let's see, you're digging them a pond with your own equipment.

905
00:47:32,660 --> 00:47:38,580
You're finding them a grain silo because at EF 1000, what was it?

906
00:47:38,580 --> 00:47:39,580
Titewide, Super Tornado.

907
00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:44,460
Yeah, I mean we can't keep one around.

908
00:47:44,460 --> 00:47:45,680
I mean it's gone.

909
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:49,260
Every other day another nadir picks it up and throws it somewhere.

910
00:47:49,260 --> 00:47:51,700
So I don't know what we're supposed to do.

911
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:52,700
Let's see.

912
00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:53,700
What were the car parts?

913
00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:54,700
Then we got the Vega.

914
00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:57,780
Yeah, the Chevy Vega.

915
00:47:57,780 --> 00:48:04,020
You got the leopard skinned steering wheel protectors.

916
00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:05,020
You have the bumper.

917
00:48:05,020 --> 00:48:09,380
I'm not opened up to that page right now.

918
00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:12,180
Okay, 76 Coupe De Ville bumper.

919
00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:16,460
Yeah, the Coupe De Ville bumper.

920
00:48:16,460 --> 00:48:24,580
Oh, and then we got, let's see, the jelly from Lincoln on my way there.

921
00:48:24,580 --> 00:48:25,580
That's right.

922
00:48:25,580 --> 00:48:26,580
Yeah, that's right.

923
00:48:26,580 --> 00:48:27,580
Yep.

924
00:48:27,580 --> 00:48:30,580
See, I'm actually taking this off my memory.

925
00:48:30,580 --> 00:48:31,580
Yeah, yeah.

926
00:48:31,580 --> 00:48:32,580
That little...

927
00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:33,580
That little something else I got.

928
00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:36,580
I'm going to have to go back and look for something else.

929
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:42,940
That little roadside shop there sells, what was it?

930
00:48:42,940 --> 00:48:44,420
Was it apple butter or...

931
00:48:44,420 --> 00:48:45,420
Yeah.

932
00:48:45,420 --> 00:48:46,420
Yeah, yeah.

933
00:48:46,420 --> 00:48:48,420
And Rob's doing all this.

934
00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:51,220
He's got all this in his brain and he's bringing it all to you.

935
00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:54,100
So I don't think there should ever be a question about...

936
00:48:54,100 --> 00:48:56,100
All out of love.

937
00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:57,100
Yes.

938
00:48:57,100 --> 00:49:03,900
I grew up camping in that campground and fishing on that lake.

939
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:04,900
See?

940
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:05,900
I did.

941
00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:06,900
Yeah.

942
00:49:06,900 --> 00:49:11,100
All the radioactive fish tasted great, didn't they?

943
00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:12,100
No.

944
00:49:12,100 --> 00:49:15,100
My dad worked for Kansas City Power and Light.

945
00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:16,100
Oh, okay.

946
00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:18,100
I think we knew about it.

947
00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:21,100
They're owned by Kansas City Power and Light.

948
00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:25,100
I was more into Leicine, but yeah, Montrose.

949
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:27,100
Oh yeah, we were 13.

950
00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,100
Yeah.

951
00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:31,100
Yeah, which dad liked to get away from everybody.

952
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:37,580
I learned about Leicine because when I was working for the union, the sheet metal union,

953
00:49:37,580 --> 00:49:40,100
they sent me down there when things were slow.

954
00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:47,060
Anyhow, I got to work on the structure in there and it was pretty cool, except for the

955
00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:49,060
time I almost flew off of there.

956
00:49:49,060 --> 00:49:50,060
I didn't know this.

957
00:49:50,060 --> 00:49:54,900
Okay, sheet metal workers, they replace the outside of the boilers.

958
00:49:54,900 --> 00:49:57,500
Boilermakers replace the inside.

959
00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:58,500
Okay?

960
00:49:58,500 --> 00:49:59,500
Right.

961
00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:00,500
So we're out there replacing the outside.

962
00:50:00,500 --> 00:50:03,500
My adopted dad was a boilermaker.

963
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:04,500
Oh, okay.

964
00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:05,500
Then that's why I worked for KCP&L.

965
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:06,500
Okay.

966
00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:09,500
No, no, this is my adopted dad.

967
00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:10,500
Oh, okay.

968
00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:11,500
Boilermakers.

969
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:14,500
KCP&L hires the boilermakers.

970
00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:15,500
Okay.

971
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:16,500
They hire the boilermakers.

972
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:19,500
He did not work for a different guy.

973
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,500
Yeah.

974
00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:21,500
KCP&L actually-

975
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:24,140
My dad and my adopted dad.

976
00:50:24,140 --> 00:50:28,780
They hire boilermakers or when they were a company before they sold out to Evergy, they

977
00:50:28,780 --> 00:50:33,500
hire sheet metal workers and boilermakers to come out and do this contractually.

978
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:34,500
So yeah, that's right.

979
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:35,500
Oh, okay.

980
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:36,500
Yeah.

981
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:37,500
Yeah.

982
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:40,900
So I was out there on contract through the union and I don't know if anyone knows anything

983
00:50:40,900 --> 00:50:41,900
about this.

984
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:47,660
Probably not because it's such a niche industry, but whenever you're up on the structure and

985
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:52,420
you're, I don't know, you're like 20 stories up maybe estimate, okay, and you're picking

986
00:50:52,420 --> 00:50:58,700
up a piece of sheet metal to put on the outside of a boiler.

987
00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:00,660
You don't pick it up over your head.

988
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:03,260
The wind will carry you off and you'll die.

989
00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:04,260
Yeah.

990
00:51:04,260 --> 00:51:09,620
I did that and they screamed, drop it, drop it, drop it, because it never worked out there

991
00:51:09,620 --> 00:51:10,620
before.

992
00:51:10,620 --> 00:51:11,620
I didn't know.

993
00:51:11,620 --> 00:51:12,620
And so I drop it.

994
00:51:12,620 --> 00:51:14,580
I'm like, fuck, I hope nobody's down there.

995
00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:15,580
They said, you almost died.

996
00:51:15,580 --> 00:51:16,580
I'm like, what?

997
00:51:16,580 --> 00:51:18,020
I said, yeah.

998
00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:22,140
They said another couple of seconds and the wind would have taken you off of here and

999
00:51:22,140 --> 00:51:25,780
you wouldn't have lived through it.

1000
00:51:25,780 --> 00:51:26,780
Yeah.

1001
00:51:26,780 --> 00:51:28,780
I grew up roughing in houses.

1002
00:51:28,780 --> 00:51:29,780
It was the same thing.

1003
00:51:29,780 --> 00:51:30,780
Oh really?

1004
00:51:30,780 --> 00:51:31,780
I didn't know.

1005
00:51:31,780 --> 00:51:32,780
The plywood.

1006
00:51:32,780 --> 00:51:33,780
Wow.

1007
00:51:33,780 --> 00:51:34,780
Yeah.

1008
00:51:34,780 --> 00:51:35,780
Okay.

1009
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:36,780
The plywood.

1010
00:51:36,780 --> 00:51:39,780
You get up on a roof, you go to pick up a sheet of plywood, big wind comes up, it takes

1011
00:51:39,780 --> 00:51:40,780
right off that roof.

1012
00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:41,780
You know what?

1013
00:51:41,780 --> 00:51:43,780
The plywood would be the same actually.

1014
00:51:43,780 --> 00:51:44,780
Yeah.

1015
00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:45,780
Yeah.

1016
00:51:45,780 --> 00:51:49,860
So it's like flying a kite for a sail, you know?

1017
00:51:49,860 --> 00:51:50,860
Okay.

1018
00:51:50,860 --> 00:51:54,460
And you had to specific way, probably the same way we're there, that you had to carry

1019
00:51:54,460 --> 00:51:56,860
it on your side and to the back.

1020
00:51:56,860 --> 00:51:59,140
That's the only way you could carry it.

1021
00:51:59,140 --> 00:52:04,560
And they said, if you ever feel like it's starting to take you, drop the son of a bitch.

1022
00:52:04,560 --> 00:52:08,700
They said there's less chance of it hitting somebody with all the structure below you

1023
00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:12,060
than it is for you to be falling off of this thing.

1024
00:52:12,060 --> 00:52:13,060
So

1025
00:52:13,060 --> 00:52:18,100
And the one thing you got to remember is with sheet metal, that's going to cut that hell

1026
00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:19,660
out of your fingers.

1027
00:52:19,660 --> 00:52:21,900
That's another thing too, yes.

1028
00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:28,180
But like the rough ass foreman told me, he said, Mark, he said, it's not because we care

1029
00:52:28,180 --> 00:52:29,180
about you.

1030
00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:32,980
He said, we just care about the fucking 10 ocean people that are going to be here for

1031
00:52:32,980 --> 00:52:34,460
three months.

1032
00:52:34,460 --> 00:52:35,700
Right.

1033
00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:41,060
I said, okay, point well taken.

1034
00:52:41,060 --> 00:52:42,060
So

1035
00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:46,860
I have to pay a $10,000 fine for you being a dumb ass.

1036
00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:47,980
Oh, more than that.

1037
00:52:47,980 --> 00:52:51,020
If you die, it's like more like 100,000 or more.

1038
00:52:51,020 --> 00:52:52,020
Oh, yeah.

1039
00:52:52,020 --> 00:52:53,020
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1040
00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:55,740
Death is like just fucking significantly.

1041
00:52:55,740 --> 00:52:58,460
And then you may have the whole thing shut down.

1042
00:52:58,460 --> 00:52:59,460
You don't know.

1043
00:52:59,460 --> 00:53:01,460
Yeah, so yeah.

1044
00:53:01,460 --> 00:53:10,100
So like, like the very friendly, I'm saying very facetiously field foreman told me, we

1045
00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:12,420
don't give a fuck about you.

1046
00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:17,100
We don't want that fucking three months of hell of OSHA looking up our asshole and the

1047
00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:18,820
huge fines.

1048
00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:22,220
And I said, I don't care what the motive was.

1049
00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:23,700
I'm glad you told me.

1050
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,460
I don't want to die either.

1051
00:53:25,460 --> 00:53:31,460
So yeah, so so anyhow, shit, I don't even know.

1052
00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:35,140
Oh, I seen that.

1053
00:53:35,140 --> 00:53:42,660
But luckily, I got some more work with another company before I had to go to Montrose.

1054
00:53:42,660 --> 00:53:45,260
That was the next one was having their boilers replaced.

1055
00:53:45,260 --> 00:53:48,460
So you're placing them in the winter is what they do.

1056
00:53:48,460 --> 00:53:50,740
And they shut down one of the stacks.

1057
00:53:50,740 --> 00:53:55,180
They replace one of them, the metal in at the inside or the boiler makers outside of

1058
00:53:55,180 --> 00:53:56,180
sheet metal.

1059
00:53:56,180 --> 00:53:58,660
And then they do the other stuff.

1060
00:53:58,660 --> 00:53:59,940
Yeah, yeah.

1061
00:53:59,940 --> 00:54:07,500
So anyhow, luckily, I found work with a company before I had to do the union work again.

1062
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:13,940
So anyhow, yeah, I was going to go to Montrose, but I never got the opportunity because I

1063
00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:15,540
went to Lacey first.

1064
00:54:15,540 --> 00:54:18,620
Anyhow, let's go ahead and take our second break.

1065
00:54:18,620 --> 00:54:20,100
Oh, what to do?

1066
00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:21,540
Answer that question.

1067
00:54:21,540 --> 00:54:22,540
Yes.

1068
00:54:22,540 --> 00:54:23,540
Montrose is real.

1069
00:54:23,540 --> 00:54:24,540
Yes.

1070
00:54:24,540 --> 00:54:25,540
Yeah.

1071
00:54:25,540 --> 00:54:26,820
Yep, it is.

1072
00:54:26,820 --> 00:54:29,060
I've been through there several times.

1073
00:54:29,060 --> 00:54:33,540
As a matter of fact, there's a meat processing center just south.

1074
00:54:33,540 --> 00:54:37,420
No north, just north of Montrose or south of Butler.

1075
00:54:37,420 --> 00:54:38,420
Yeah.

1076
00:54:38,420 --> 00:54:39,420
What is that?

1077
00:54:39,420 --> 00:54:40,420
I forgot.

1078
00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:44,260
Whatever we describe is true.

1079
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:45,260
Yeah.

1080
00:54:45,260 --> 00:54:49,860
Is that a highway that goes from Butler to Montrose?

1081
00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:54,460
Well, whatever highway it is, there's a meat.

1082
00:54:54,460 --> 00:54:58,700
Yeah, I think I want to say A. I want to say A.

1083
00:54:58,700 --> 00:54:59,700
That's what I think.

1084
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:01,420
I'm not positive, but I want to say A.

1085
00:55:01,420 --> 00:55:04,540
Well, it's the main drag in Butler and then it goes to the south.

1086
00:55:04,540 --> 00:55:06,180
It veers off to the south.

1087
00:55:06,180 --> 00:55:11,020
Then before you get to Montrose, after Butler and it's really about seven miles south of

1088
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:15,940
Butler and about three miles north of Montrose, there's a meat processing plant there.

1089
00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:17,620
Anyhow, they're really good.

1090
00:55:17,620 --> 00:55:20,660
They take whatever you got and they'll process it for you.

1091
00:55:20,660 --> 00:55:22,460
We've used them several times.

1092
00:55:22,460 --> 00:55:26,380
Anyhow, let's go ahead and take our break.

1093
00:55:26,380 --> 00:55:28,180
We'll come right back with some stuff.

1094
00:55:28,180 --> 00:55:35,100
Now, deep thoughts with Mark.

1095
00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:41,620
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

1096
00:55:41,620 --> 00:55:42,620
I may never know.

1097
00:55:42,620 --> 00:55:43,620
Hey, look.

1098
00:55:43,620 --> 00:55:44,620
I think we found land.

1099
00:55:44,620 --> 00:55:45,620
Oh my God.

1100
00:55:45,620 --> 00:55:46,620
I think we're safe.

1101
00:55:46,620 --> 00:55:47,620
Oh no.

1102
00:55:47,620 --> 00:55:59,860
It's the island of horrible jokes.

1103
00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:07,940
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks with them when they golf in case they get

1104
00:56:07,940 --> 00:56:13,740
a hole in one?

1105
00:56:13,740 --> 00:56:17,580
Next up, things overheard in hell.

1106
00:56:17,580 --> 00:56:20,820
Spam with Spam Helper tonight.

1107
00:56:20,820 --> 00:56:22,820
How yummy.

1108
00:56:22,820 --> 00:56:35,100
At age 30, you've spent a month celebrating birthdays.

1109
00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:37,100
Your mama is like the sun.

1110
00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:40,100
Big, round, and hard to look at.

1111
00:56:40,100 --> 00:56:46,100
Now, from the makers of the Who Met My Asshole Board Game comes the Rob Rad Jigsaw Fuzzle.

1112
00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:47,100
That's right.

1113
00:56:47,100 --> 00:56:48,100
Put Rob back together.

1114
00:56:48,100 --> 00:56:53,620
This brilliant glossy photo of Rob wearing a loin cloth in a rain forest is the perfect

1115
00:56:53,620 --> 00:56:54,620
stocking stuffer.

1116
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:59,180
Order now and get a free butt plug keychain.

1117
00:56:59,180 --> 00:57:04,300
Listen to two douchebags and a microphone or I will come over to your house and smack

1118
00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:05,300
you one.

1119
00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:06,300
Hey there, fuckstick.

1120
00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:12,380
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

1121
00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:20,220
At any given airport in any given 60 seconds you're actually breathing in at least three

1122
00:57:20,220 --> 00:57:21,220
farts.

1123
00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:26,220
Have you ever wondered where something came from?

1124
00:57:26,220 --> 00:57:30,060
Have you ever looked at something and said, hey, I wonder what the origin of that is?

1125
00:57:30,060 --> 00:57:31,940
Well, so have we.

1126
00:57:31,940 --> 00:57:36,300
That's why we give you The Origin Of.

1127
00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:38,260
Where did podcasts originate?

1128
00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:43,620
The term was first coined by Ben Hammersley, a writer for The Guardian in 2004, by combining

1129
00:57:43,620 --> 00:57:46,020
the words iPod and broadcasting.

1130
00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:52,460
In 2005, Steve Jobs, founder of Apple, introduced the idea of subscribing to a podcast by building

1131
00:57:52,460 --> 00:57:55,980
the concept into the iTunes interface.

1132
00:57:55,980 --> 00:57:58,940
Who made the first podcast ever?

1133
00:57:58,940 --> 00:58:04,340
2004, Adam Curry and Dave Reiner are credited with the invention of podcasting.

1134
00:58:04,340 --> 00:58:09,300
Who exactly did what is up for dispute, but in the end these are the two guys who got

1135
00:58:09,300 --> 00:58:10,300
it rolling.

1136
00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:23,540
The term podcasting was mentioned by Ben Hammersley in The Guardian newspaper article.

1137
00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:28,660
Two douchebags and microphone, I'm Mark.

1138
00:58:28,660 --> 00:58:30,660
As promised, Rob, we go to you.

1139
00:58:30,660 --> 00:58:35,180
All right, I got another little music list for you, buddy.

1140
00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:36,580
Oh, you like them.

1141
00:58:36,580 --> 00:58:38,580
Is it an American songwriter?

1142
00:58:38,580 --> 00:58:41,180
Yes, sir, it is.

1143
00:58:41,180 --> 00:58:42,940
You love me.

1144
00:58:42,940 --> 00:58:43,940
And it feels good.

1145
00:58:43,940 --> 00:58:44,940
Yes, I do.

1146
00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:45,940
It feels good.

1147
00:58:45,940 --> 00:58:46,940
Thank you.

1148
00:58:46,940 --> 00:58:47,940
I have for years, my brother.

1149
00:58:47,940 --> 00:58:49,940
Well, I loved you for years, too.

1150
00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:52,140
I just didn't know where you were and what you were doing.

1151
00:58:52,140 --> 00:58:57,140
Yeah, well, I feel like this to you sometimes.

1152
00:58:57,140 --> 00:59:00,460
I had no idea you hung out with my brother at all.

1153
00:59:00,460 --> 00:59:01,460
That's so weird.

1154
00:59:01,460 --> 00:59:02,460
I did.

1155
00:59:02,460 --> 00:59:03,460
Well, you know what?

1156
00:59:03,460 --> 00:59:04,460
At the time I wasn't necessarily.

1157
00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:07,700
Just for a short time.

1158
00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:12,260
I wasn't necessarily communicating with him at that time in all fairness.

1159
00:59:12,260 --> 00:59:13,260
So anyhow.

1160
00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:16,260
Yeah, he already had all the rugrats.

1161
00:59:16,260 --> 00:59:20,260
Yeah, they were living in Westville.

1162
00:59:20,260 --> 00:59:22,380
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1163
00:59:22,380 --> 00:59:26,780
He had some issues during that period, so I didn't necessarily talk to him that much.

1164
00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:29,780
Anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

1165
00:59:29,780 --> 00:59:38,180
This is four hit rock songs that almost never saw the light of day.

1166
00:59:38,180 --> 00:59:40,180
I'm going to like this.

1167
00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:44,940
OK, first up Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

1168
00:59:44,940 --> 00:59:47,740
I actually knew that.

1169
00:59:47,740 --> 00:59:50,740
The record company was so against it.

1170
00:59:50,740 --> 00:59:52,860
Anyhow, I'm sorry.

1171
00:59:52,860 --> 00:59:53,860
Go ahead.

1172
00:59:53,860 --> 00:59:54,860
I apologize.

1173
00:59:54,860 --> 00:59:55,860
I just kind of.

1174
00:59:55,860 --> 00:59:56,860
Sorry, Rob.

1175
00:59:56,860 --> 01:00:02,660
One of the most iconic and singable rock songs on the planet to date.

1176
01:00:02,660 --> 01:00:08,340
This 1975 hit from Queen almost didn't see the light of day.

1177
01:00:08,340 --> 01:00:14,860
Freddie Mercury allegedly didn't like the song at first and suggested that they leave

1178
01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:18,660
it off their hit album A Night at the Opera.

1179
01:00:18,660 --> 01:00:25,700
Thank the rock gods that he and the rest of the band are convinced otherwise.

1180
01:00:25,700 --> 01:00:31,140
That's interesting because Freddie Mercury, not the record company, it was Freddie.

1181
01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:32,780
OK, that's fine with me.

1182
01:00:32,780 --> 01:00:36,580
I mean, huh, OK, I thought in the movie.

1183
01:00:36,580 --> 01:00:37,580
I like about these.

1184
01:00:37,580 --> 01:00:39,580
These set the record straight.

1185
01:00:39,580 --> 01:00:40,580
That's cool.

1186
01:00:40,580 --> 01:00:41,580
Go ahead.

1187
01:00:41,580 --> 01:00:42,580
We'll go with that.

1188
01:00:42,580 --> 01:00:43,580
That's fine.

1189
01:00:43,580 --> 01:00:50,580
OK, this next up, 1979 by Smashing Pumpkins.

1190
01:00:50,580 --> 01:01:01,420
1979 was a major hit when it was released in 1995 and the Smashing Pumpkins album,

1191
01:01:01,420 --> 01:01:08,300
Bell and Collie and the Infinite Sadness hit diamond status in the US.

1192
01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:17,020
In a way, the song cemented the Smashing Pumpkins success as pioneers of grunge music.

1193
01:01:17,020 --> 01:01:20,860
Surprisingly, the song almost didn't happen.

1194
01:01:20,860 --> 01:01:28,700
The band's producer at the time, Mark Fled Alice, allegedly didn't like the song and

1195
01:01:28,700 --> 01:01:29,700
rejected it.

1196
01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:37,660
It wasn't until Billy Corrigan played him a demo of the song that Alice considered it

1197
01:01:37,660 --> 01:01:40,660
with a complete rewrote.

1198
01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:41,660
Wow.

1199
01:01:41,660 --> 01:01:44,660
It gave them an identity.

1200
01:01:44,660 --> 01:01:45,900
1979 did.

1201
01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:51,540
I mean, really, it put them in the alternative category firmly.

1202
01:01:51,540 --> 01:01:57,380
So that song was very much a success and gave them a really good identity in that type of

1203
01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,380
a genre.

1204
01:01:58,380 --> 01:02:01,380
So yeah.

1205
01:02:01,380 --> 01:02:08,260
Hello, you there?

1206
01:02:08,260 --> 01:02:09,780
Rob.

1207
01:02:09,780 --> 01:02:11,300
Hi.

1208
01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:12,980
OK.

1209
01:02:12,980 --> 01:02:17,660
I was going to make goat noises again.

1210
01:02:17,660 --> 01:02:21,620
There we go.

1211
01:02:21,620 --> 01:02:22,620
OK.

1212
01:02:22,620 --> 01:02:29,220
I can't get no satisfaction in Rolling Stones.

1213
01:02:29,220 --> 01:02:31,380
Huh, OK.

1214
01:02:31,380 --> 01:02:38,780
I can't get no satisfaction is a career defining track from Rolling Stones up there with wild

1215
01:02:38,780 --> 01:02:42,140
horses and painted black.

1216
01:02:42,140 --> 01:02:49,540
But also came close to never getting a spot on the American version out of our heads.

1217
01:02:49,540 --> 01:02:50,540
Allegedly.

1218
01:02:50,540 --> 01:02:53,540
God, we love that word.

1219
01:02:53,540 --> 01:02:54,540
Allegedly.

1220
01:02:54,540 --> 01:02:56,020
I use it as a dick.

1221
01:02:56,020 --> 01:02:57,820
I just do it to be a dick.

1222
01:02:57,820 --> 01:02:58,820
So anyhow, allegedly.

1223
01:02:58,820 --> 01:02:59,820
This is in the article.

1224
01:02:59,820 --> 01:03:00,820
OK.

1225
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:01,820
OK.

1226
01:03:01,820 --> 01:03:12,060
Keith Richards hated the song despite writing the guitar riffs that's so well known today.

1227
01:03:12,060 --> 01:03:13,060
That's an iconic riff.

1228
01:03:13,060 --> 01:03:17,260
You can't believe the song would find success.

1229
01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:19,260
Wow.

1230
01:03:19,260 --> 01:03:22,180
Yeah.

1231
01:03:22,180 --> 01:03:26,140
That's such a good riff and it's so iconic it really surprises me that he didn't like

1232
01:03:26,140 --> 01:03:27,140
it, you know?

1233
01:03:27,140 --> 01:03:28,140
Really?

1234
01:03:28,140 --> 01:03:29,140
Yeah.

1235
01:03:29,140 --> 01:03:30,140
Keith didn't like it.

1236
01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,140
That's what's weird.

1237
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:32,140
Yeah.

1238
01:03:32,140 --> 01:03:36,620
I could see maybe Mick or somebody going, I don't think that's that good.

1239
01:03:36,620 --> 01:03:44,900
But Keith was such a, and still is, a legendary guitar player with his riffs, his blues backing

1240
01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:45,900
on that.

1241
01:03:45,900 --> 01:03:48,820
I mean it really surprised me that he didn't like that riff because I thought it was so

1242
01:03:48,820 --> 01:03:49,820
good.

1243
01:03:49,820 --> 01:03:50,820
So, anyhow.

1244
01:03:50,820 --> 01:03:51,820
OK.

1245
01:03:51,820 --> 01:03:52,820
Well it was actually the other way around.

1246
01:03:52,820 --> 01:03:53,820
I'll go, I was going to stop it there.

1247
01:03:53,820 --> 01:03:54,820
Let me go on.

1248
01:03:54,820 --> 01:03:55,820
Oh, OK.

1249
01:03:55,820 --> 01:04:04,820
Mick Jagger spoke about Richards' distaste for the song in the documentary My Life as

1250
01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:05,820
a Rolling Stone.

1251
01:04:05,820 --> 01:04:06,820
Oh wow.

1252
01:04:06,820 --> 01:04:11,820
Andrew Oldham said, this is like a number one single.

1253
01:04:11,820 --> 01:04:13,820
This is great.

1254
01:04:13,820 --> 01:04:17,180
Keith was like, I don't really like it.

1255
01:04:17,180 --> 01:04:21,820
I can't come out, or it can't come out as a single.

1256
01:04:21,820 --> 01:04:24,820
And it went to number one like instantly.

1257
01:04:24,820 --> 01:04:25,820
Wow.

1258
01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:26,820
OK.

1259
01:04:26,820 --> 01:04:29,820
So Mick Jagger liked it.

1260
01:04:29,820 --> 01:04:32,820
Keith Richards did.

1261
01:04:32,820 --> 01:04:34,820
So yeah.

1262
01:04:34,820 --> 01:04:35,820
Cool.

1263
01:04:35,820 --> 01:04:36,820
All right.

1264
01:04:36,820 --> 01:04:41,820
I mean, yeah, I just thought that it would be Mick.

1265
01:04:41,820 --> 01:04:42,820
But wow.

1266
01:04:42,820 --> 01:04:43,820
OK.

1267
01:04:43,820 --> 01:04:44,820
Anyhow, go ahead.

1268
01:04:44,820 --> 01:04:45,820
OK.

1269
01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:46,820
And our final one.

1270
01:04:46,820 --> 01:04:47,820
I don't know if you knew it.

1271
01:04:47,820 --> 01:04:48,820
I did not.

1272
01:04:48,820 --> 01:04:54,820
And man, I don't know what music would be without this song.

1273
01:04:54,820 --> 01:04:55,820
OK.

1274
01:04:55,820 --> 01:05:02,820
The Black Album was a huge deal in 1991.

1275
01:05:02,820 --> 01:05:10,820
And the track Nothing Else Matters is one of Metallica's most well-known songs today.

1276
01:05:10,820 --> 01:05:15,820
It's very different from the rest of their harsher music.

1277
01:05:15,820 --> 01:05:21,820
One wouldn't expect such a tender ballad to come from the metal band so well-known at

1278
01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:24,820
the time for their thrash leanings.

1279
01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:33,820
James Hetfield penned the song in 1990, and it was not intended for an actual release.

1280
01:05:33,820 --> 01:05:41,820
Lars Ulrich heard it and was convinced it would be worth a spot on their then upcoming

1281
01:05:41,820 --> 01:05:42,820
album.

1282
01:05:42,820 --> 01:05:43,820
OK.

1283
01:05:43,820 --> 01:05:53,820
So it was James' song that Lars talked it into releasing.

1284
01:05:53,820 --> 01:05:56,820
And thank God they did it, man.

1285
01:05:56,820 --> 01:05:57,820
That's what matters.

1286
01:05:57,820 --> 01:05:58,820
It's an awesome song.

1287
01:05:58,820 --> 01:06:02,820
I've never been a fan of that song.

1288
01:06:02,820 --> 01:06:03,820
You would?

1289
01:06:03,820 --> 01:06:06,820
Yeah, I never did like it.

1290
01:06:06,820 --> 01:06:08,820
I have it.

1291
01:06:08,820 --> 01:06:09,820
I know.

1292
01:06:09,820 --> 01:06:10,820
A lot of people love it.

1293
01:06:10,820 --> 01:06:13,820
I'm obviously in the minority, I can tell you that.

1294
01:06:13,820 --> 01:06:14,820
I know so many people love it.

1295
01:06:14,820 --> 01:06:16,820
I never thought it was that good.

1296
01:06:16,820 --> 01:06:21,820
I don't know.

1297
01:06:21,820 --> 01:06:22,820
But that's cool.

1298
01:06:22,820 --> 01:06:23,820
That's America, right?

1299
01:06:23,820 --> 01:06:24,820
Yeah.

1300
01:06:24,820 --> 01:06:25,820
Hey, how go ahead, Rob.

1301
01:06:25,820 --> 01:06:26,820
Yeah, that was it.

1302
01:06:26,820 --> 01:06:27,820
That was it?

1303
01:06:27,820 --> 01:06:28,820
OK.

1304
01:06:28,820 --> 01:06:32,820
And I think I remember hearing something about that.

1305
01:06:32,820 --> 01:06:39,820
That whole album, the black album, was real tumultuous because they were all divided on

1306
01:06:39,820 --> 01:06:40,820
it.

1307
01:06:40,820 --> 01:06:45,820
Number one, their guy, the guy that was like their heart.

1308
01:06:45,820 --> 01:06:53,820
Cliff Burton was killed, and Justice were a lot of Cliff Burton song ideas.

1309
01:06:53,820 --> 01:06:54,820
OK.

1310
01:06:54,820 --> 01:06:56,820
And the black album came out.

1311
01:06:56,820 --> 01:07:01,820
It was a completely different, more poppy and almost alternative, well, alternative

1312
01:07:01,820 --> 01:07:03,820
later, you know, later in the 90s.

1313
01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:06,820
But it was a completely different turn.

1314
01:07:06,820 --> 01:07:12,820
And the whole band, they were actually fighting over it, trying to figure out what to do.

1315
01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:22,260
And I think they actually have some documentaries about it, about what, you know, that album,

1316
01:07:22,260 --> 01:07:24,460
I think, altogether almost didn't come out.

1317
01:07:24,460 --> 01:07:27,820
The band almost broke up, I do believe, if I remember correctly.

1318
01:07:27,820 --> 01:07:31,820
So, hey, I could definitely believe that.

1319
01:07:31,820 --> 01:07:37,020
Well, you're on music.

1320
01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:39,220
I've got one here.

1321
01:07:39,220 --> 01:07:44,700
Now we're reaching back to 2023, when the whole McMarr's lawsuit was filed.

1322
01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:50,020
And this has been like retweeted a bunch of times and on TikTok because they're making

1323
01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:51,820
fun of Nicky.

1324
01:07:51,820 --> 01:07:52,980
OK.

1325
01:07:52,980 --> 01:07:56,220
Because they just lost that lawsuit battle, you know, the first part of it where they

1326
01:07:56,220 --> 01:08:04,220
have to pay all of Mick's, all of his lawyers and everything, all of his legal defenses,

1327
01:08:04,220 --> 01:08:09,180
because they reportedly were doing trickery and throwing him through the mud and trying

1328
01:08:09,180 --> 01:08:11,540
to just drag him out and spend money.

1329
01:08:11,540 --> 01:08:12,540
Right.

1330
01:08:12,540 --> 01:08:17,420
So now reaching back to 2023, when the whole McMarr's lawsuit was filed, Nicky responded

1331
01:08:17,420 --> 01:08:20,660
on Twitter with, quote, sad day for us.

1332
01:08:20,660 --> 01:08:24,860
And we don't deserve this considering how many years we've been propping him up.

1333
01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:30,140
We still wish him the best and hope he finds lawyers and managers that aren't damaging

1334
01:08:30,140 --> 01:08:31,140
him.

1335
01:08:31,140 --> 01:08:33,100
We love you, Mick.

1336
01:08:33,100 --> 01:08:38,140
And Nicky was overheard saying, we don't have to hire damaging lawyers here.

1337
01:08:38,140 --> 01:08:40,760
We have AI do that for free.

1338
01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:43,220
See the new song.

1339
01:08:43,220 --> 01:08:49,940
That's why everyone's retweeting it is because the words out that Bob Rock and AI wrote the

1340
01:08:49,940 --> 01:08:52,060
new music and it's horrible.

1341
01:08:52,060 --> 01:08:56,500
And there and Nicky was talking about propping Mick up and all that stuff.

1342
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:59,300
No, no.

1343
01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:05,020
They can't even write a song without him.

1344
01:09:05,020 --> 01:09:06,020
So yeah.

1345
01:09:06,020 --> 01:09:07,020
Yeah.

1346
01:09:07,020 --> 01:09:08,140
I mean, really.

1347
01:09:08,140 --> 01:09:09,140
So you got something, Rob?

1348
01:09:09,140 --> 01:09:10,140
Yeah.

1349
01:09:10,140 --> 01:09:15,140
Actually, I have something to finish up from last night.

1350
01:09:15,140 --> 01:09:16,140
OK.

1351
01:09:16,140 --> 01:09:21,140
Started off as 15 facts read, surprisingly.

1352
01:09:21,140 --> 01:09:24,140
Oh, yeah.

1353
01:09:24,140 --> 01:09:27,140
People don't know.

1354
01:09:27,140 --> 01:09:28,140
Cool.

1355
01:09:28,140 --> 01:09:29,140
OK.

1356
01:09:29,140 --> 01:09:38,140
First up tonight, the Alt plus tab is the shortcut to change Windows on PC.

1357
01:09:38,140 --> 01:09:41,140
Command plus tab for Mac.

1358
01:09:41,140 --> 01:09:42,140
Hang on.

1359
01:09:42,140 --> 01:09:43,140
Hang on.

1360
01:09:43,140 --> 01:09:48,380
What do you say at first on Windows?

1361
01:09:48,380 --> 01:09:49,380
What was it?

1362
01:09:49,380 --> 01:09:58,220
Alt plus tab is a shortcut to change Windows on PC.

1363
01:09:58,220 --> 01:09:59,220
Didn't know that.

1364
01:09:59,220 --> 01:10:00,220
OK.

1365
01:10:00,220 --> 01:10:01,220
Thank you.

1366
01:10:01,220 --> 01:10:04,220
Command plus tab for Mac.

1367
01:10:04,220 --> 01:10:05,220
Cool.

1368
01:10:05,220 --> 01:10:06,220
I want to do it.

1369
01:10:06,220 --> 01:10:07,220
This is what it says.

1370
01:10:07,220 --> 01:10:08,220
And I did not do this personally.

1371
01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:09,220
I'm just reading it.

1372
01:10:09,220 --> 01:10:10,220
OK.

1373
01:10:10,220 --> 01:10:17,340
I've worked in plenty of computer based rules and I've never failed to amaze someone with

1374
01:10:17,340 --> 01:10:18,980
this handy trick.

1375
01:10:18,980 --> 01:10:22,020
I just assumed everyone knew.

1376
01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:31,420
If you're someone who has a billion tabs open at once, you could just control plus tab on

1377
01:10:31,420 --> 01:10:40,380
Windows and Mac to switch between tabs and find just the one you were looking for.

1378
01:10:40,380 --> 01:10:41,980
Cool.

1379
01:10:41,980 --> 01:10:44,620
OK.

1380
01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:45,620
That is pretty amazing.

1381
01:10:45,620 --> 01:10:49,020
I didn't know that and I've been on computers for years.

1382
01:10:49,020 --> 01:10:52,580
20 plus years I've been dealing with computers.

1383
01:10:52,580 --> 01:10:53,580
Didn't know that at all.

1384
01:10:53,580 --> 01:10:54,580
Wow.

1385
01:10:54,580 --> 01:10:56,580
I don't know who.

1386
01:10:56,580 --> 01:10:57,580
OK.

1387
01:10:57,580 --> 01:11:01,820
Well, you're going to start learning once I get this equipment to you.

1388
01:11:01,820 --> 01:11:03,500
I can't wait for you to start doing that.

1389
01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:04,500
It's going to be cool.

1390
01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:07,500
Anyhow, go ahead.

1391
01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:17,340
OK, the oxygenated venous blood isn't blue.

1392
01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:18,340
It's dark red.

1393
01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:25,900
You might have been taught as a child that blood flowing through your veins is blue because

1394
01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:29,540
it hasn't been exposed to oxygen.

1395
01:11:29,540 --> 01:11:31,380
That however is a myth.

1396
01:11:31,380 --> 01:11:39,460
It's actually a dark red color when you look at a vein in your arm, for instance, it only

1397
01:11:39,460 --> 01:11:49,780
appears blue or purplish because you're viewing it through layers of fat and skin.

1398
01:11:49,780 --> 01:11:50,780
I can believe that.

1399
01:11:50,780 --> 01:11:56,140
I mean, you did learn that in school, though, but oxygen change your blood to red.

1400
01:11:56,140 --> 01:11:58,260
Yeah, I remember that plainly.

1401
01:11:58,260 --> 01:12:05,300
So but then how many other bullshit things did they teach us in school?

1402
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:06,300
Ninety percent of them.

1403
01:12:06,300 --> 01:12:07,300
Eight real.

1404
01:12:07,300 --> 01:12:08,300
Just saying.

1405
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:09,300
Just saying.

1406
01:12:09,300 --> 01:12:10,300
Ninety percent of them.

1407
01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:11,300
Yep.

1408
01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:12,300
That you shouldn't mix bleach and ammonia.

1409
01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:17,300
If you didn't know, bleach plus ammonia equals a toxic chloramine gas that you can't mix

1410
01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:18,300
with.

1411
01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:29,780
Okay, so that is true because I did hear that.

1412
01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:32,780
Yeah, it is true.

1413
01:12:32,780 --> 01:12:33,780
Okay.

1414
01:12:33,780 --> 01:12:36,780
I know I've done it before.

1415
01:12:36,780 --> 01:12:38,780
I've done it before.

1416
01:12:38,780 --> 01:12:39,780
Okay.

1417
01:12:39,780 --> 01:12:40,780
So that's true.

1418
01:12:40,780 --> 01:12:56,900
I did it one time, too, and I had to throw it outside because it was taking my breath

1419
01:12:56,900 --> 01:12:57,900
away.

1420
01:12:57,900 --> 01:12:58,900
Oh, yeah.

1421
01:12:58,900 --> 01:13:03,900
Well, here's a couple other ones.

1422
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:07,900
Bleach and vinegar equals chlorine gas.

1423
01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:08,900
True?

1424
01:13:08,900 --> 01:13:11,900
Yeah, bleach and vinegar.

1425
01:13:11,900 --> 01:13:12,900
Wow.

1426
01:13:12,900 --> 01:13:13,900
Okay.

1427
01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:29,900
Hydrogen peroxide and vinegar equals a periacetic acid, eye, skin, and respiratory irritation.

1428
01:13:29,900 --> 01:13:30,900
Wow.

1429
01:13:30,900 --> 01:13:31,900
Okay.

1430
01:13:31,900 --> 01:13:40,900
Bleach and rubbing alcohol equals toxic chloroform.

1431
01:13:40,900 --> 01:13:42,900
Major organ damage.

1432
01:13:42,900 --> 01:13:44,260
Wow.

1433
01:13:44,260 --> 01:13:45,260
That makes chloroform?

1434
01:13:45,260 --> 01:13:48,260
That's what this says.

1435
01:13:48,260 --> 01:13:54,660
Bleach plus rubbing alcohol equals toxic chloroform.

1436
01:13:54,660 --> 01:13:55,660
I can believe it.

1437
01:13:55,660 --> 01:13:56,660
I just find it amazing.

1438
01:13:56,660 --> 01:13:59,660
I've never known that.

1439
01:13:59,660 --> 01:14:02,660
Yeah.

1440
01:14:02,660 --> 01:14:06,660
That was cool.

1441
01:14:06,660 --> 01:14:09,660
I like that one.

1442
01:14:09,660 --> 01:14:13,660
But it sounds like vinegar has a lot to do with it.

1443
01:14:13,660 --> 01:14:14,660
Do you got to be interested?

1444
01:14:14,660 --> 01:14:15,660
I don't know.

1445
01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:16,660
The acid and vinegar maybe.

1446
01:14:16,660 --> 01:14:17,660
I don't know.

1447
01:14:17,660 --> 01:14:18,660
Yeah.

1448
01:14:18,660 --> 01:14:19,660
Okay.

1449
01:14:19,660 --> 01:14:20,660
Next up.

1450
01:14:20,660 --> 01:14:28,660
That your closed fuel gauge has a little arrow next to the gas pump icon indicating

1451
01:14:28,660 --> 01:14:31,660
which side your gas cap is on.

1452
01:14:31,660 --> 01:14:36,660
Super handy when driving a rental or a new car.

1453
01:14:36,660 --> 01:14:37,660
Huh.

1454
01:14:37,660 --> 01:14:38,660
Come on.

1455
01:14:38,660 --> 01:14:39,660
It's the truth.

1456
01:14:39,660 --> 01:14:42,660
They didn't even do an exploration of the thing.

1457
01:14:42,660 --> 01:14:43,660
Yeah.

1458
01:14:43,660 --> 01:14:46,660
That's what it's there for.

1459
01:14:46,660 --> 01:14:47,660
Okay.

1460
01:14:47,660 --> 01:14:48,660
I can believe it.

1461
01:14:48,660 --> 01:14:50,660
I just never noticed it before.

1462
01:14:50,660 --> 01:14:51,660
Yeah.

1463
01:14:51,660 --> 01:14:52,660
Yeah.

1464
01:14:52,660 --> 01:14:59,660
Pretty much every car these days got a little arrow, a little gas tank maybe.

1465
01:14:59,660 --> 01:15:04,660
It tells you which side your gas tank is on on your dash.

1466
01:15:04,660 --> 01:15:05,660
You see my problem with...

1467
01:15:05,660 --> 01:15:06,660
You don't have to sit there and gas.

1468
01:15:06,660 --> 01:15:07,660
Just look at your dash.

1469
01:15:07,660 --> 01:15:11,660
My problem with rental cars is this.

1470
01:15:11,660 --> 01:15:14,660
Not knowing where the gas latch is.

1471
01:15:14,660 --> 01:15:19,660
On every damn vehicle they're in a completely different spot.

1472
01:15:19,660 --> 01:15:20,660
Drives me nuts.

1473
01:15:20,660 --> 01:15:22,660
That's a little different story.

1474
01:15:22,660 --> 01:15:25,660
This is telling you what side you're on.

1475
01:15:25,660 --> 01:15:28,660
Anyhow, go ahead.

1476
01:15:28,660 --> 01:15:31,660
Okay.

1477
01:15:31,660 --> 01:15:35,660
That sugar hinders your immune system.

1478
01:15:35,660 --> 01:15:41,660
Foods that are high in added sugar and that significantly raises your blood sugar can

1479
01:15:41,660 --> 01:15:49,660
in fact have negative impacts on the functionality of your immune system by increasing the production

1480
01:15:49,660 --> 01:15:52,660
of inflammatory proteins.

1481
01:15:52,660 --> 01:15:53,660
Okay.

1482
01:15:53,660 --> 01:15:56,660
Here's a good one.

1483
01:15:56,660 --> 01:15:57,660
Yeah.

1484
01:15:57,660 --> 01:16:02,660
That's a little too doctory for me.

1485
01:16:02,660 --> 01:16:07,660
I kind of like this medical.

1486
01:16:07,660 --> 01:16:08,660
Okay.

1487
01:16:08,660 --> 01:16:14,660
Zebras are black with white stripes.

1488
01:16:14,660 --> 01:16:19,660
Though people may look like they're white...

1489
01:16:19,660 --> 01:16:22,660
Oh, not people.

1490
01:16:22,660 --> 01:16:29,660
Though they might look like they're white and have black stripes at first glance.

1491
01:16:29,660 --> 01:16:34,660
Underneath the fur, zebras have dark skin.

1492
01:16:34,660 --> 01:16:38,660
They grow both black and white fur.

1493
01:16:38,660 --> 01:16:45,660
And black fur gets its color from melanocyte cells.

1494
01:16:45,660 --> 01:16:54,660
The white fur has deactivated melanocytes, which means that active melanocytes or black

1495
01:16:54,660 --> 01:17:03,660
fur is their default color, thus making them black with white stripes.

1496
01:17:03,660 --> 01:17:04,660
Okay.

1497
01:17:04,660 --> 01:17:08,660
Zebras are not white with black stripes.

1498
01:17:08,660 --> 01:17:09,660
Wow.

1499
01:17:09,660 --> 01:17:10,660
Okay.

1500
01:17:10,660 --> 01:17:13,660
It does not seem like that, does it?

1501
01:17:13,660 --> 01:17:15,660
No, it does not.

1502
01:17:15,660 --> 01:17:18,660
And for years I've heard, yeah, zebras are white with black stripes.

1503
01:17:18,660 --> 01:17:19,660
You know.

1504
01:17:19,660 --> 01:17:21,660
You heard that growing up as a kid.

1505
01:17:21,660 --> 01:17:22,660
Yeah.

1506
01:17:22,660 --> 01:17:25,660
They're actually black with white stripes.

1507
01:17:25,660 --> 01:17:31,660
I wish I could see some of my old teachers so I could rub this shit into their face.

1508
01:17:31,660 --> 01:17:42,660
No, wait, I'm saying as much as I trust technology in the past, since I started doing this podcast,

1509
01:17:42,660 --> 01:17:45,660
I'm reading more stuff, I'm learning more things.

1510
01:17:45,660 --> 01:17:46,660
Yeah.

1511
01:17:46,660 --> 01:17:50,660
I'm kind of liking technology a little bit.

1512
01:17:50,660 --> 01:17:54,660
No, I'm the same way.

1513
01:17:54,660 --> 01:17:57,660
I'm the same way.

1514
01:17:57,660 --> 01:18:08,660
Okay, and finally on this list, the amount of men who think women can hold in their period

1515
01:18:08,660 --> 01:18:15,660
in the same way you can wait to use the bathroom is so very concerning.

1516
01:18:15,660 --> 01:18:17,660
Yes, this story just went there.

1517
01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:18,660
I'm sorry.

1518
01:18:18,660 --> 01:18:20,660
Well, okay, look, they obviously can't.

1519
01:18:20,660 --> 01:18:23,660
That's how come women have accidents.

1520
01:18:23,660 --> 01:18:25,660
Well, it goes on.

1521
01:18:25,660 --> 01:18:26,660
Okay.

1522
01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:33,660
Just in case you are one of these men and you're reading this, it is bleeding.

1523
01:18:33,660 --> 01:18:44,660
One cannot hold it in any more than you can hold in the blood coming out from a wound.

1524
01:18:44,660 --> 01:18:47,660
I thought that was obvious, but I guess it's not.

1525
01:18:47,660 --> 01:18:48,660
Okay.

1526
01:18:48,660 --> 01:18:53,660
No, no, they threw that one in for the people that really need to know that.

1527
01:18:53,660 --> 01:18:56,660
Well, you know what I...

1528
01:18:56,660 --> 01:19:00,660
In the past, I have heard guys talk like that.

1529
01:19:00,660 --> 01:19:03,660
I'm like, are you serious, dude?

1530
01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:06,660
Yeah, to me, that was just so elementary.

1531
01:19:06,660 --> 01:19:08,660
I was like, okay.

1532
01:19:08,660 --> 01:19:14,660
You're going to be lucky you've got a bed to sleep in tonight.

1533
01:19:14,660 --> 01:19:16,660
What do you mean you spotted?

1534
01:19:16,660 --> 01:19:18,660
Couldn't you stop that shit?

1535
01:19:18,660 --> 01:19:20,660
Yeah, anyhow.

1536
01:19:20,660 --> 01:19:24,660
Okay, go ahead, Rob.

1537
01:19:24,660 --> 01:19:26,660
Oh, that was the last one, bud.

1538
01:19:26,660 --> 01:19:27,660
Awesome, man.

1539
01:19:27,660 --> 01:19:28,660
Thank you.

1540
01:19:28,660 --> 01:19:30,660
Yeah, that was actually the last one.

1541
01:19:30,660 --> 01:19:31,660
That's serious.

1542
01:19:31,660 --> 01:19:32,660
I'll have more.

1543
01:19:32,660 --> 01:19:33,660
I'll have more different ones.

1544
01:19:33,660 --> 01:19:34,660
Hi, Grandma Opa.

1545
01:19:34,660 --> 01:19:35,660
Hi, Jimmy.

1546
01:19:35,660 --> 01:19:36,660
Hi, Ricky.

1547
01:19:36,660 --> 01:19:37,660
Love you guys.

1548
01:19:37,660 --> 01:19:38,660
Dodge City, Kansas.

1549
01:19:38,660 --> 01:19:39,660
Hi, Grandma.

1550
01:19:39,660 --> 01:19:40,660
Hi, Jimmy.

1551
01:19:40,660 --> 01:19:41,660
Hi, Ricky.

1552
01:19:41,660 --> 01:19:42,660
Rah rah, Dodge City, Kansas.

1553
01:19:42,660 --> 01:19:43,660
Love you guys.

1554
01:19:43,660 --> 01:19:44,660
Thanks for listening.

1555
01:19:44,660 --> 01:19:45,660
All righty.

1556
01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:47,660
And speaking of that, let's go ahead and get the hell off here, Rob.

1557
01:19:47,660 --> 01:19:48,660
Sound good?

1558
01:19:48,660 --> 01:19:50,660
Sounds good.

1559
01:19:50,660 --> 01:19:52,660
Tomorrow's Monday, my friend.

1560
01:19:52,660 --> 01:19:54,660
All right, cool.

1561
01:19:54,660 --> 01:19:56,660
All right, Rob, have a good night.

1562
01:19:56,660 --> 01:20:00,660
I hope you have a good week until I talk to you Tuesday night for another round of these

1563
01:20:00,660 --> 01:20:01,660
things.

1564
01:20:01,660 --> 01:20:03,660
Sounds like fun to me.

1565
01:20:03,660 --> 01:20:04,660
All right.

1566
01:20:04,660 --> 01:20:06,660
Everybody, thank you for listening.

1567
01:20:06,660 --> 01:20:08,660
Good night, assholes.

1568
01:20:08,660 --> 01:20:11,660
Good night, assholes.

1569
01:20:11,660 --> 01:20:12,660
Oh, no.

1570
01:20:12,660 --> 01:20:14,660
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1571
01:20:14,660 --> 01:20:18,660
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1572
01:20:18,660 --> 01:20:20,660
Fear not, assholes.

1573
01:20:20,660 --> 01:20:47,660
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.