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Sorry, Memorial Day. 33 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:37,000 So anyhow, I don't have a first third on this because this is an impromptu, didn't have any time of writing. 34 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:41,000 So anyhow, you get what you get, okay? 35 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:55,000 So, alright. What I want to go into first is a sneak article that I found and it's simply entitled, Taste of Home website and it's 14 food logos with sneaky hidden messages in them. 36 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,000 That sound good? Yeah. 37 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Okay. 38 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Number one, the Nestle logo. The Nestle logo, it says Nestle down there with the bar over the top of it and all that. 39 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:16,000 And then it has like a picture of two birdlings and a mama bird getting ready to feed them in a nest. 40 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Everybody's seen it. Famous. 41 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Okay, here's what it says. Ever notice the bird's nest is the logo of some Nestle products? 42 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Henry Nestle, founder of the brand, incorporated this part of his family's coat of arms into the logo when he started the company. 43 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:45,000 So that was his family's coat of arms and that's why he chose to have the birds on it in a nest. 44 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:50,000 So the next one, I find that pretty interesting. What do you think? 45 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Yeah, that is pretty interesting. 46 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Yeah, this is stuff you'll never know unless you run across some interesting articles like this. 47 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Next one is Duncan Hines, you know, the cake people. 48 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:05,000 So Duncan Hines, the logo's hidden meaning can easily be missed. 49 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:13,000 If you look closely at the Duncan Hines logo, you can see that the white part looks almost like the bottom half of a book. 50 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 And that's intentional. 51 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Duncan Hines was a real person who started his career as a traveling salesman. 52 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:27,000 He wrote a book detailing the best restaurants he'd visited across the country while selling. 53 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,000 The logo is a tribute to the company's founder. 54 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:35,000 And if you look at it, you can tell it looks like an open book at the bottom of it. 55 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:42,000 And then it's just kind of like, I don't know, they did a design with an open book at the bottom and went from there. 56 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,000 And that's pretty interesting. 57 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:51,000 If you guys have any questions, just look up the logos on the Internet so you understand what I'm saying. 58 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 You can do it with me right now. I'm giving you plenty of time. 59 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:59,000 So, okay. Next one is Lay's, as in the potato chips. 60 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Okay. 61 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Okay. There are two logos with hidden meanings. 62 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:09,000 The Lay's logo looks a lot more like the logo of its parent company, Frito Lay. 63 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:16,000 The company website says, from summer barbecues to family gatherings to time spent relaxing at the end of a long day, 64 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Frito Lay snacks are part of some of life's most memorable moments. 65 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 From this perspective, the sun logo makes sense. 66 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:27,000 We definitely associate potato chips with summer and sunny days. 67 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:35,000 So, there you go. I guess I see the sun there, I guess, yes. 68 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:40,000 It's where, yeah, that one. Okay. 69 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,000 All right. I'll just do it. 70 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:44,000 And the Lay's original are a yellow bag. 71 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Yes, that's true. You know what? It's probably true. You're right. 72 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Yeah, the original Lay's are a yellow bag. Okay. 73 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,000 Next, Wendy's. 74 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:59,000 The Wendy's fast food chain was named after founder Dave Thomas' daughter. 75 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,000 She also appears in the company's friendly logo. 76 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,000 But there's one more family member hidden in the picture. 77 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Take a closer look at the redhead's ruffled collar and you'll see the word mom, and it's true. 78 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Look up the Wendy's logo. Yes. 79 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:27,000 This was supposedly to make people associate, and I don't know if it's true, but this is what the word on the street has been for a long time. 80 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:31,000 They decided to go with the mom looking necklace on Wendy. 81 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Because they wanted people to think of it not as fast food, but more homestyle food. 82 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Homestyle quality is what they were going after. 83 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,000 So whether you believe that or not. 84 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,000 I heard that one a month. 85 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Yeah. I think Wendy's is easily one of the best fast burger, fast burger burger, fast food burger joints they have. 86 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 What do you think? 87 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Yeah, it's like there's something different about it. 88 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Yeah. 89 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 I like it. 90 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Yeah. Well, one of the things is I'm pretty sure they still do this. 91 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,000 They do not freeze their meat. 92 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:13,000 It is all coming unfrozen straight from wherever they ground up the burger and put them in patties. 93 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:20,000 But it's supposedly the burgers are never frozen, so they don't, you know, freezing something takes a little taste out of it normally. 94 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Right. Yeah. 95 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:29,000 So I think one of the things is that and the other thing is I think some of the spices and probably the mixture of meats that they use. 96 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,000 It might be a little bit higher grade than some of the other spots. 97 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,000 So anyhow, Baskin Robbins. 98 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:43,000 If you didn't already know that Baskin Robbins offered 31 flavors when they first started out, the logo offers you another clue. 99 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:48,000 The magic number is hidden in the curve of the B and the stem of the R. 100 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Pick up one or two of the current flavors and make a cool ice cream dessert. 101 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Thirty one is in the middle. Thirty one flavors. 102 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:06,000 So if you look at B, R in the middle, OK, the middle or two different is different colors. 103 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:11,000 And it says 31, but you won't notice it until I tell you this. 104 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Thirty one flavors. So that's pretty unique right there. 105 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:19,000 It looks like a B, R. And if you're not thinking about it, you're not going to see the 31 in the middle. 106 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000 So now that you mention it, I'm seeing it. 107 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:28,000 See? Yeah, interesting. I love articles like this because 108 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:32,000 That's around the B. Yeah, I can see it. 109 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Yeah, see? Yeah, pretty cool. 110 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Now, I'm unfamiliar with this next product, but it's a Swiss milk chocolate with honey and almond nougat. 111 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:47,000 It's called Toblerone, I believe is how you pronounce it. 112 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Yeah, I know. 113 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Oh, you do? Is that how you pronounce it? Toblerone? 114 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:56,000 We used to sell them at Little League Baseball. 115 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've had them before. I know what you're talking about. 116 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 They're like triangles. 117 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Yes, they sell for like a buck or something. Yeah, I know. And it goes fundraiser and candy. 118 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:11,000 It's fundraising candy bars. 119 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,000 And they do sell them in stores, too. 120 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 Oh, I didn't know that. OK. 121 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Toblerone, the Toblerone Candy Company was started in Bern, Switzerland, a city famously associated with bears. 122 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:28,000 According to the legend, the city of Bern owes its name to a furry hibernator. 123 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:34,000 When you look closely, you might be able to see a little something brewing in the company's mountain logo. 124 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,000 So let's see here. 125 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Oh, shit. 126 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Perfect. 127 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:49,000 There is a bear standing up on its hind legs, walking in the middle of the mountain of the Toblerone. 128 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Toblerone. It is plain as day now that they mention it. 129 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Pretty, pretty cool. Pretty cool. 130 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:07,000 And after this, I'm going to I'm going to go into one thing in rock music that I know is on an album cover that most people do not know. 131 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 And I want you all to look at it, too. 132 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,000 So this is just my own. OK. 133 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 Burger King. 134 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,000 I'm wondering if it's the same thing I'm thinking of. 135 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000 Hang on. 136 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000 We'll find out. 137 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,000 OK. All right. I was going to put it on pause. But anyhow, we'll just go ahead. 138 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 We'll do it organically. It's better like that. 139 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:27,000 OK. Burger Bitch. I mean Burger King. 140 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:31,000 The Burger King logo sits right gets right to the point. 141 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:36,000 The words Burger and King are two juicy hamburgers nestled between two buns. 142 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:46,000 If the logo has your mouth water, head to a drive through and order something from Burger King's secret menu, which I know about. 143 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 I'm trying to figure out where they have here. 144 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,000 Oh, OK. This is relatively easy. 145 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:58,000 The top and the bottom of the Burger King logo looks like burger buns. 146 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:02,000 So, yeah, OK. 147 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,000 All right. If I understand that right, that's pretty much it. 148 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:07,000 The Burger King logo gets right to the point. 149 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:19,000 The words Burger and King are two juicy hamburgers nestled between two buns. 150 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:26,000 OK. You know what? I'm going to move on because I don't necessarily see that one the way it's described. 151 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 OK. Next one is Subway. 152 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:32,000 The Subway logo does its pointing with two hidden arrows. 153 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:38,000 The first letter and the last letter of the name symbolize the entrance and exit of, you guessed it, a subway. 154 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:45,000 That's one clever way to design a hidden meaning in a logo if we do say so ourselves. 155 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Um, yeah. OK. You know Subway said subway. 156 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:57,000 There's arrows on each side of them, right? Yeah. OK. 157 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:10,000 It is suspended from the ceiling on all subways and it hangs down and one arrow points to the exit and one arrow points to the entrance. 158 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:13,000 That's cool. Yeah. 159 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:20,000 You know, so if there's ever a fire and you can see that, hopefully you picked the right arrow, right? Right. 160 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000 All right. Toastitos. 161 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,000 You won't believe you didn't notice this logo with the hidden meaning before. 162 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:33,000 The two T's in the corner of the logo on tostito chip salsas and dips are two people munching on chips. 163 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:40,000 The eye between them is a bowl of salsa at a table. Let's take a look here. 164 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Son of a bitch. 165 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Yeah. Yep. 166 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:51,000 And in between them is a tortilla chip. 167 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:56,000 Wow. Everybody rewind this or whatever you got to do. 168 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:00,000 But I'm giving you plenty of time to look at these. Look up these images. 169 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:07,000 It's really cool. And the stuff that I've never noticed before until they they brought this up. 170 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,000 So, yeah. Wow. Cool. 171 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Next one is Hershey Kisses. 172 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:20,000 The logo on every package of Hershey Kisses give a little bit of love to everybody who buys a bag. 173 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:25,000 An extra kiss is cleverly tucked in between the K and the I. 174 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:31,000 You have to tilt your head a little to get it just like just like a real smooch. 175 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,000 So let's take a look. 176 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Oh, wow. 177 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:44,000 That's pretty damn cool. 178 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Wow. OK. Are you are you playing a long rob or not? 179 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000 No, I'm not looking enough. I've got another one. 180 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:56,000 I'm listening to you. OK. OK. 181 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,000 The next one is Twix. 182 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Twix in the dot of the I and the Twix logo. 183 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:11,000 There are two tiny Twix bars to simply highlight the company's left right Twix campaign. 184 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Get your Twix fix in a super size with these chocolate caramel balls is what it says here. 185 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Now, let me look here. The twist bar. OK. 186 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:27,000 In the in the dot of the I and the Twix logo, there are two tiny Twix bars. 187 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Yep. Yep. 188 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:35,000 OK. Never noticed that before either until it's pointed out by this article. 189 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:39,000 Next one, Orbit and Eclipse gum. 190 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,000 You don't need to be a rocket scientist. 191 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 Go ahead. 192 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 I would say I wouldn't know about that. 193 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 You don't chew gum? 194 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 No, I don't. OK. 195 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Orbit and Eclipse. 196 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:58,000 You don't need to be a rocket scientist to chew gum, but you'll have to do some research to decipher these logos. 197 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:05,000 In the orbit logo, the O is half dark and half light to symbolize the day and night of the Earth's orbit. 198 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 Oh, cool. OK. 199 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Never thought about it like that. 200 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:15,000 Earth's orbit. Look closely and you'll see a solar eclipse is hiding behind the eclipse. 201 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Wow. Logo. That's so true. 202 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Wow. OK. Yep. 203 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Yeah. The orbit logo is an O is a half dark and half lit moon. 204 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:34,000 And then eclipse behind it is a dark moon with light around it representing eclipse. 205 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000 That's pretty cool. I like that one. 206 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 Yeah, that is cool. 207 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Next one is Heinz ketchup. 208 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:47,000 Heinz. Every bottle of Heinz ketchup highlights the company's 57 varieties, 209 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:52,000 but the 57 doesn't have much to do with the number of products the Heinz company makes. 210 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Founder John Henry Heinz's lucky number was five and his wife's lucky number was seven. 211 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,000 That adds up. 212 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:11,000 OK. Everybody thought that 57 was Heinz 57. They went by their two lucky numbers. 213 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Huh. Yep. That's interesting. 214 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Yeah. And right on there it says 57 varieties. Cool. 215 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,000 And then finally, Chick-fil-A. 216 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 Chick-fil-A has a couple of secrets. 217 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:29,000 There's a reason for the ridiculously good chicken sandwiches. 218 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Of course, they've got a whole secret menu of great food. 219 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000 This message in this logo isn't exactly hidden, 220 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:41,000 but the chicken in the sea makes it clear what the chain's focus is. 221 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Let's see here. 222 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Oh, OK. 223 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:52,000 The sea is a picture of a rooster. 224 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:59,000 It's got eyes, it's got a beak, and it's got the, what do you call it, the crown? 225 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000 Yeah. 226 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Really neat. I'd never noticed that before either. Maybe I should have, maybe I shouldn't have. I don't know. 227 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:13,000 Huh. Very cool. All right. That's all of them, but I have my own personal one that I wanted to bring up to everybody. 228 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:18,000 You know the album Mob Rules by Black Sabbath, right? 229 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Yeah. 230 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:25,000 OK. Let me go here and explain something to you. 231 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:30,000 You can't see it per se unless someone's told you about it. 232 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 So let's see. 233 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Mob Rules album cover. 234 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:56,000 OK. If you click on it, in the middle of the tattered, what would you call it, blanket or whatever, the tattered tarp that's blood stained, 235 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,000 in the middle of that there is a goat head symbol. 236 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:06,000 You can only see it unless someone told you about it. 237 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:10,000 And it's really cool. So are you going to go with that? 238 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 I'm looking up right now. 239 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:17,000 Yep. 240 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000 I found this out. 241 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000 Oh, damn. There it is. 242 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:25,000 See? It's plain as day if you're told about it. 243 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000 Yeah. 244 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:36,000 Supposedly, this whole album cover has a bunch of secret messages and images in it. So I'll tell you what I'm going to do, Rob. 245 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:43,000 I'm going to come up with the secrets of the Mob Rules album cover and let everybody know in on all of them. 246 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:49,000 And what I suggest is this. When I do this, you guys go and look up the image yourself. 247 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:53,000 You can Google it right now. Rob did it. I did it. 248 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:59,000 And plain as day, one of the biggest things is the goat head in the middle of it. 249 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:04,000 So anyhow, you wouldn't know that unless someone told you about it. 250 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:13,000 And I found out about it because of this televangelist that came out with it. And he is the one that brought that up. 251 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:18,000 And me and Davey were kind of like, we didn't believe it at first. 252 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:23,000 And then we went and took a look at it and we're like, wow, it's there's plain as day, isn't it, Rob? 253 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 Yes, it is. 254 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,000 OK. All right, Rob, we are turning to you for the next story. 255 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,000 OK. Well, while we're on that, I've got another one real quick. 256 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000 OK. 257 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:40,000 The band Boston. I'm going album covers too. 258 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 OK. That's cool. 259 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Their first album, awesome, Boston and their second album, Don't Look Back. 260 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Uh huh. 261 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:57,000 And their greatest hits even. 262 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,000 You know how all them have spaceships on them? 263 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Yes. 264 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:12,000 If you look on those albums, then spaceships are upside down guitars. 265 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Um, Topher told me that actually a while back. 266 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 That's very cool. 267 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000 OK. 268 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 I'm looking at right now. 269 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,000 OK. I also have a story if you want one of them too. 270 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,000 Yes, absolutely. 271 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:34,000 All right. Have you ever heard of the demon monster? 272 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Don't think so. 273 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,000 OK. Well, I'm about to tell you about it. 274 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,000 That's cool. 275 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 Hey, Rob, I've forgotten about that. 276 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Topher told me about it originally. 277 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,000 Yep. Sure. The hell is. It's a guitar. 278 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Yeah. 279 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 OK. Anyhow, go ahead. 280 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:57,000 OK. And this credit goes to jackandkitty.com. 281 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 OK. 282 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:08,000 It's called the demon monster, a century old mystery that continues to haunt Missouri. 283 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 Is this like Boggy? 284 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 Boggy Creek and all that? 285 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Yeah. Something like that. 286 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000 OK. Go ahead. 287 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:23,000 For over a century, tales of a mysterious creature known as the demon monster 288 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:32,000 haunted the small town of Beeman, Missouri, described as a towering ape like beast with glowing eyes and a terrifying presence. 289 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:42,000 This enigmatic entity has become the stuff of legend nestled in West Central Missouri's Pettus County. 290 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:53,000 This unassuming community has become the epicenter of a paranormal legend that has captivated the imaginations of generations. 291 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000 Uh huh. 292 00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Throughout the years, numerous eyewitnesses have come forward with their accounts of the demon monster. 293 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Russell Holman, an 81 year old Sedalia native, recalls stories passed down from his father 294 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:19,000 about a 12 foot tall gorilla that escaped from a circus train wreck in 1904. 295 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Some believe this gorilla to be the ancestor of the demon monster. 296 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 OK. 297 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:35,000 Apart from eyewitness accounts, there have been reports of physical evidence left behind by the demon monster. 298 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:48,000 Steve Mallard, a 41 year old Spitton, discovered numerous, enormous footprints near his parents barn when he was 12. 299 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:55,000 The prints were so large that Mallard and his friend couldn't match their stride. 300 00:24:55,000 --> 00:25:06,000 In addition to footprints, there have been instances of animals found mauled to death on bones in the area with no signs of another animal's presence. 301 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:14,000 These peculiar occurrences have only fueled the legend of the demon monster. 302 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Wow. 303 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Yeah. 304 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000 I can't believe I've never heard of that. 305 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 As you can tell, this is up around Sedalia. 306 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,000 Oh, OK. 307 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Wow. I can't believe I've never heard of that, Rob. 308 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:29,000 Have you heard about it before this article? 309 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 No, I have not. 310 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,000 And that's what drew my attention to it because it's so close. 311 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:40,000 And actually, here are two or three podcasts ago. 312 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:49,000 I read one about a big foot that was up in that area, but this is a different one. 313 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 Wow. 314 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:55,000 This is a little bit different location. 315 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:59,000 Yeah. Neat. 316 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Thank you, Rob. 317 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Got 50 Highway. 318 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Got 50 Highway, yep. 319 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:11,000 OK. Maybe when I'm there watching Glenn Hughes and Head East, perhaps I'll see one of them. 320 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 I'll be on 50 Highway. 321 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Those were big glowing red lights up in the distance. 322 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,000 OK. 323 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 They're not lights. They're eyes. 324 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:23,000 OK. Now, what if the acid doesn't wear off by that time? 325 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Do you think I still should look for them or just ignore them if they're there? 326 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Oh, yeah. If you do the acid, don't even look for them. 327 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000 OK. All right. I'll be on the acid, so I'm not going to look. 328 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Everybody will look like Bigfoot. 329 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,000 OK. All right. I better stay away from that, though. 330 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,000 All right. And I will not eat the brown M&Ms either. 331 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000 Or no, no. The brown acid. 332 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:53,000 Van Halen was the ones that demanded brown M&Ms at every show. 333 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,000 I love that. Everyone hated brown M&Ms. 334 00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:04,000 And Van Halen demanded that the platters that they gave them only had brown M&Ms in them. 335 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,000 You talk about being a pain in the ass, right? 336 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000 Yeah. 337 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:13,000 It's like, hey, get the band M&Ms. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 338 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000 They only want brown what? Brown M&Ms? 339 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Yeah, they only want brown ones. Oh, bullshit. No one like no. 340 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,000 No, they said brown M&Ms. If not, we're all fired. 341 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:33,000 Fuck. OK. Get 30 times as many M&M bags and get all the brown ones out of them and put them in a bowl. 342 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,000 That's awesome. That's exerting your power being a prick, isn't it? 343 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Yeah, it is. 344 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:44,000 I love that. I'm not saying I'm beyond that. I do it, too. But I think it's awesome. 345 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:49,000 All righty. Let's take our first break of this here bonus episode. 346 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:56,000 And I'm going to come back with some weird facts about things that happen that you probably didn't know happened. 347 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,000 So we'll see. We'll talk to you in a minute. 348 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,000 Yeah, we'll talk to you in a minute. 349 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 350 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,000 It's strange insults from an alien. 351 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Real hilarity. 352 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,000 Mate, you forever feel yourself being migrated and the pocket is not even in it. 353 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. 354 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:25,000 I should have never taught that damn dog how to read. 355 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 356 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000 How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 357 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,000 Ink? Huh. I may never know. 358 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Have you ever wondered where something came from? 359 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Have you ever looked at something and said, 360 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Hey, I wonder what the origin of that is? 361 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Well, so have we. 362 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,000 That's why we give you The Origin of... 363 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 The Origins of Beignet. 364 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Beignet is first made in appearance in New Orleans in the 1700s when French Creole colonists settled the land. 365 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:11,000 According to NewOrleans.com, also known as French Arcadians, 366 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:20,000 they moved to the Bayou lands in Louisiana after they were forced from their homes in the Nova Scotia area by the British, reports Britannica. 367 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:29,000 Now, from a sundered rail bunker camped in Missouri, stocked full of dried guts, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys, 368 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:33,000 is rambling some madman featuring Rob Rad. 369 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:39,000 I intend to live forever. So far, so good. 370 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,000 Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. 371 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,000 It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 372 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:53,000 You look like you smell like cheese. 373 00:29:53,000 --> 00:30:03,000 Two douchebags and microphone. Mark here. 374 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 And I'm Rob. 375 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Alright, well, like I said, I'm going to start off this segment with some odd facts that most people probably don't know about. 376 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:26,000 So, the first one is, Frank Lloyd Wright family was murdered by a disgruntled employee, and his house was burnt down as well by the same disgruntled employee. 377 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:33,000 Okay, that's not very well known, I don't believe. I'd never heard that of you. 378 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,000 No, I had never heard that part. I know who he is. 379 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so, wow. 380 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,000 That sucks. 381 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Okay, Marilyn Monroe struggled with stuttering her whole life. I actually knew that one. 382 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Yeah, she stuttered her whole life and had a problem with it. 383 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,000 You know, it was like a big problem to her. 384 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:07,000 So, completely believe that because I definitely, I read that in a magazine, no, not a magazine, 385 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:14,000 a book about some of the famous people like Marilyn Monroe and what have you, other people too. 386 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:20,000 I forgot what it was about Frank Sinatra. Oh well, I'll have to look it up. 387 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:32,000 The next one, Nikolai Tesla was a supporter of eugenics, a set of practices aiming to improve the genetic quality of the human race. 388 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:44,000 He thought the only way was sterilization of the unfit. Nikolai Tesla thought that. 389 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000 Okay. 390 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:57,000 Yeah, yeah, eugenics is a fucked up way of thinking. It's like you take the weak out and destroy them because they're going to hurt the whole herd. 391 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,000 That's the philosophy behind it. 392 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:12,000 Samuel Morse, inventor of the telegraph, was a snob that thought his paintings of the Mona Lisa was the best version of it. 393 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,000 Cool. I like that. 394 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:22,000 I could see him right now, the inventor of the telegraph going around, mine is the best. Look at it, clearly, clearly. 395 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:27,000 Mine is better than that other one. I have the best Mona Lisa ever. 396 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:36,000 You should worship it right now. Get on your knees. You worship mine, Mona Lisa, right now or you can't use my telegraph, bitch. 397 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,000 Right? 398 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:50,000 All right. Napoleon wrote a failed romance novel to another man. No, I added that. 399 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:59,000 Napoleon wrote a failed romance novel. I believe it. That little fucking short stack. You know, I, he probably had micro penis, right? 400 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000 Yeah. 401 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Yeah. That's why he was so angry. He looked down every day and saw that little penis and was like, why me? 402 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Oh, speak of that. There's this guy that used to give me shit at work all the time, right? 403 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:21,000 And anyhow, his name was Bill, love the guy he says passed away. And every time I told him, I said, every time you take a piss, 404 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:27,000 you look down at your extremely small micro penis and you look up at God and go, why me? 405 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:33,000 Why did I have to have this small, small penis? Everyone else here, I see them come in. 406 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:40,000 They're pissing out of a regular size penis, but not me. I have this super small penis. Why did you do that to me? 407 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:48,000 He was getting so mad at me. Oh, fuck you, man. What do you know? I'm like, yeah, I go, yeah, I go, no, man. We can tell. 408 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:54,000 I say, look, man, you obviously have nothing there. I mean, your pants like go in around your groin instead of go out. 409 00:33:54,000 --> 00:34:00,000 You have no penis and we all know this. So it was fun. All righty. 410 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Henry Ford tried to end World War II by sailing to Europe on a peace ship. I didn't know that was fact. 411 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:15,000 I always thought that was one of those rumors that was bullshit. Guess not. 412 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:26,000 Next one, Saddam Hussein or Saddam, if you're George, George W. Also, no, H.B. Bush, I think called him Saddam. 413 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Saddam Hussein also wrote romance novels. He even consulted American romance writers to get opinions. 414 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:39,000 And if they didn't like it, he'd have them beheaded probably. So. 415 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:49,000 A lot of romance writers between evil fucking dictators, you know, Napoleon and Saddam Hussein. 416 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:56,000 I find it interesting that they both like romance novels and wrote them. OK. 417 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:07,000 Next one, Sir Isaac Newton was a waiter. He waited tables at Cambridge. He had to do something, right? 418 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Yeah, you have to do something. Yeah. I mean, the gravity invention was cool. Yeah. 419 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:21,000 But I'm pretty sure he got bored after that apple hit him in the fucking head, right? Yeah. 420 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:27,000 He's probably like, well, I wonder what I'll do now. OK. Gravity made that apple hit me in the head. 421 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:37,000 You know what? I'll go wait tables at Cambridge. Sounds like a logical transition, right? Yeah. Yeah. All right. 422 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:44,000 Leonardo da Vinci was an animal activist. I knew that he was an avid animal activist. 423 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:55,000 He was like fucking obsessed with it. Next one, Ernest Hemingway Hemingway, not Hemingray. 424 00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:04,000 Ernest Hemingway, great writer from the Key West, classic novelist for whom the bell tolls and old man and the sea, 425 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:11,000 wrote apple pie recipes and hamburger recipes as a hobby. 426 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:17,000 You imagine that grumpy old man, that mean old grumpy Ernest Hemingway. People hated him. 427 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:24,000 He was a miserable person, supposedly, and they couldn't stand him. That's what I've heard. 428 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:31,000 All he wanted was people to like his apple pie and hamburger recipes. He probably would have been a lovely gentleman, right? 429 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:42,000 That's the way I see it. I don't know. And finally, Cleopatra is known for being the last pharaoh of Egypt. 430 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:51,000 She was not Egyptian. She was actually Macedonian. I wonder if they knew that. Wow. 431 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:56,000 I'll bet you Egypt didn't know that. I'll bet you they didn't know that and they found that out later through DNA. 432 00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:04,000 She may not have even known it, actually. 433 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Okay, Rob, we turn to you once again. 434 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:15,000 That sounds good to me. 435 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:26,000 Former Iron Maiden vocalist Paul Deano has distanced the band from the New Wave British Heavy Metal in a new interview. 436 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:36,000 And for those of you that don't know who he is, Deano joined Maiden in 1978 and appeared on their first two albums, 437 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:45,000 Iron Maiden in 1980 and Jolers in 1981 before being fired in 1981. 438 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:51,000 And he was replaced by Bruce Dickinson. 439 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:57,000 He actually had a solo career going for a while and people heckled him so bad, I think he quit. 440 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:02,000 They used to go, where's Bruce? Where's Bruce? You look us up on the internet. 441 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:07,000 And he'd always go, oh, you sing Zoppa, la la la la, and all that stuff and try to make fun of him. 442 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:14,000 It was brutal. People would throw stuff up there and shit. Anyhow, go ahead. 443 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:27,000 Okay, talking exclusively in the current issue of Metal Hammer, Deano has said that the Maiden felt no kinship with the rest of the early 80s UK metal scene, 444 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:37,000 also composed of deathwebbers, venoms, saxons, and more, and that his band was the ones leading the charge. 445 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Nah, we felt like we were out on our own, Deano told Hammers Dave Everly. 446 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:56,000 They couldn't pigeonhole us and we were a heavy metal band, but we played fast like a punk band, but with all these complicated riffs. 447 00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:02,000 They didn't know how to wave us, so they called us a new wave of British heavy metal. 448 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:08,000 Next thing you know, every fucking band is jumping on that one. 449 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:16,000 Yeah, there's been a lot of bands that tempered themselves after Iron Maiden, obviously. A lot of them that are still going today. 450 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:25,000 And he is right on that. He is very right on that. Iron Maiden did not get popular for a long time. 451 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:32,000 I mean, they were popular worldwide, but in America they were non-existent because of their unique style. 452 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Deathwebber was being played on the radio, all these other bands were being played on the radio from that area, right? 453 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:50,000 But Iron Maiden never had been. They still don't have very much radio play, but they are one of the most popular bands ever, of all time. 454 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:56,000 They did it without any type of recognition from radio or TV or anything. 455 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:02,000 It's very unique what they do and how they do it. 456 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:11,000 Their music or compositions, it's intricate, it's very talented. 457 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:20,000 And the mascot Eddie really started all the other mascots like Vic Rattlebone and Alistair Fiend. 458 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,000 When you say that, Eddie started that type of thing. 459 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:37,000 Paul Diano is absolutely right, because they were so, like nobody knew what they were, that they could not be mainstream ever because people couldn't fathom that type of music. 460 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:41,000 It's very intricate and too long for most people. 461 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:46,000 But everybody loves them. I mean, anyone that listens to them probably really likes them. 462 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:51,000 And they are one of the most popular bands sales wise and everything else. 463 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 Very cool. 464 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000 Does Paul Diano say anything? 465 00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:01,000 You can read the full interview in Metal Hammer. 466 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:06,000 That's cool, I love that article. Thank you Rob, that was cool. I agree with that. 467 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,000 Yeah, I agree too. 468 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:16,000 And it was actually very ballsy for them to fire Paul Diano because they didn't know about Bruce Dickinson at the time. 469 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:31,000 And Paul Diano was good in Arm Aiden, much better than Blaise Bailey, the guy that replaced Bruce Dickinson when Bruce Dickinson stepped out for a few years to become a pilot for British Airlines. 470 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:41,000 And Blaise Bailey was so bad that they left him in Argentina or something. The band just left him there, they all took off and left him there. 471 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,000 So, anyhow, found that pretty interesting stuff. 472 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,000 I got another story here real quick. 473 00:41:49,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Looks like Chick-fil-A got the memo that fans are loving sweet and savory combinations because the restaurant is reportedly releasing another menu item that features a flavor combo. 474 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Nearly one year after Chick-fil-A added the honey-pepper-pimento cheese sandwich to menus for a limited time, the chain is said to be adding the maple-pepper-bacon sandwich to menus nationwide. 475 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:21,000 Wow. Did you hear that Rob? Maple-pepper-bacon sandwich. 476 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,000 That sounds good. 477 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:35,000 I wonder who came up with that down there at Chick-fil-A. That's pretty solid. That's some solid thinking there with that sweet and spicy beer going on. 478 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,000 Yeah, pretty cool. 479 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Anyhow, Rob, you got anything else or are we going to shut this bitch down? It is 10 o'clock. 480 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:54,000 Oh, I was entertained for a while. I mean, especially you guys. Go right on ahead if you want to keep going. It doesn't bother me. 481 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,000 You want to hear about sharks in the Missouri River? 482 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,000 Yes, I do. 483 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:16,000 We just keep getting madder and madder and go, oh yeah, fuck it. Oh my God, you got it. Oh, you went through the F-bomb. Oh, someone give me some iced tea. Oh my God, oh the pain. 484 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:30,000 Hey, I showed the camera and the personality was, I was calling down there, and this is later, I got bored with it, and I wanted to ask you this. The chickens. And I started saying something, you know, just to be flat. 485 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:57,000 So, you know, I started saying, hey, I got called, as far as bull sharks are concerned, there were two known sightings in the Mississippi River over the past day, one in Old Illinois and one in 1937, and another in Missouri and after that, one in Central Plains, and all this. 486 00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:13,000 The Missouri and Mississippi Rivers regularly get below 35 degrees for months at a time, but a bull shark prefers tropical waters that stay above 69 degrees. 487 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Wow. 488 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:30,000 A marine biologist in Florida International University says that even though the sharks' delay may change, the risk of someone changing one so far is less. 489 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:49,000 The ocean is very small. Okay, well I feel much better now, however, with some random cartoon just by blurring the jaws thing, I'll be on my way immediately to the top of the Capitol building. 490 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:54,000 Yeah, there have been two known sightings. 491 00:44:54,000 --> 00:45:09,000 Well, I believe that sharks can live in fresh water. They just choose not to. They prefer ocean. And also another thing is, is they probably don't go down channels because they're big fish. 492 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000 It would probably be like. 493 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000 They come up in Mississippi. 494 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000 Yeah, yeah. 495 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Well, okay, the last few years, not this year, they've been getting a lot of rain, I think, I think the drought down there is finally let up and eased up. 496 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:39,000 But for a few years there, the drought was hitting Louisiana, the whole drainage area there, so hard that the ocean water was flowing back up the Mississippi because the lower level of the Mississippi River. 497 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:53,000 The level, the water level was so low that the ocean was overriding it at the Gulf and going back up into the Mississippi with salt water and it was really screwing up the ecology, the ecological system. 498 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,000 And I think I actually did a story on that, didn't I? 499 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000 Yeah. 500 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Yeah, so yeah, and that could be another reason stuff like that happens is because of weather phenomena like that and what have you because you know that does happen. 501 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:16,000 And then when that does, you know, of course, that would make things like this happen. 502 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:25,000 You know, sharks may not always find their way back. They may stay where they're at, you know, if they can live there, they're like, you know what, I got plenty of food. 503 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,000 I'm just going to stay here. So, wow, pretty freaking cool. 504 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:37,000 Well, that article did not specify where the one in 1995 happened. It just said Missouri. 505 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:42,000 Okay, Alton, Illinois is up there. Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry. 506 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:47,000 Well, it happened to have been on the Mississippi River also. 507 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:52,000 So both of them have been on the Mississippi, not the Missouri. 508 00:46:52,000 --> 00:47:01,000 Yeah, yeah, Mississippi. Yep. Alton, Illinois is on the Mississippi and I've been through there plenty of times. 509 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:06,000 Wow. Okay. And there were bull sharks. Were both them bull sharks or do you remember? 510 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:12,000 Yeah, both of them were bull sharks. I just Googled it and I got it both up there. 511 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 Okay, very cool. 512 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:22,000 Yeah, they were on their way to St. Louis. Actually, if the one man to Alton, he bypassed St. Louis. 513 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:26,000 I don't blame him, he'd probably get shot. 514 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000 He's like everyone else. 515 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,000 Alton is on the northeast corner of St. Louis. 516 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:40,000 Yeah, yeah. What you do there is you take the loop interstates around St. Louis, not through it. 517 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:45,000 Hell, it's the same way in Kansas City too, so don't get mad at me St. Louis, we have a lot of listeners there. 518 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000 What'd you say? 519 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:59,000 For about three years, my daughter lived in Grand City, Illinois, which is just on the other side of the bridge and like seven miles south of Alton. 520 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Yeah, yep. 521 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 So I can't even remember the real one. 522 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000 Okay, cool. 523 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:13,000 Alrighty, well, Rob, I think I gotta start doing things towards tomorrow, getting clothes and stuff like that. 524 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000 I understand that, baby. 525 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,000 And you probably need to be going to sleep, right? 526 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,000 I'm off late tomorrow. 527 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:27,000 Oh, that's right, it's Labor Day, Memorial Day, sorry. That's right, I forgot about that. 528 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:38,000 Alright, well, I have got stuff I have to do. We're gonna leave out early and get down there fairly early, so anyhow, thank you everybody for listening. 529 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:42,000 Hi, Opal, hi, Jimmy, hi, Ricky. Love you guys. 530 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000 Hi, Grandma, hi, Jimmy, hi, Ricky. 531 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,000 Alrighty, Dodge City, Kansas, blah, blah. 532 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Anyhow, thank you assholes for listening, but there is going to be a couple of segments after this of some ha-has from back in the day. 533 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:03,000 Anyhow, thank you all for listening, have a good night. 534 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000 Good night, assholes. 535 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:09,000 Next up, things you've ever heard in hell. 536 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:14,000 Spam. With Spam Hopper tonight. How yummy. 537 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:22,000 It's an island of horrible jokes. 538 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:28,000 My copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. 539 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 I don't have my word. 540 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:35,000 Because I remember quite well, because people are coming to the world for these and when 541 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,000 Scrum really got itself into trouble. 542 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,000 Our constant pursuit for a real news rapper. 543 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000 Strange insults from the evil. 544 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000 Real cool attitude. 545 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:50,000 Mary, your grandmother always intruded your thoughts at the last minute that you are 546 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,000 masterful. 547 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,000 Oh, that'd be cool. 548 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:58,000 Now, from the underground bunker, candidates are hands full of dry guts, canned food, 549 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,000 and a couple of vibrating toys. 550 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,000 It's rambling, and some mad men feature in the wrong brand. 551 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:09,000 Beanbags are basically buggered selfies. 552 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:16,000 Your mama's so ugly, your dad takes her pork every day so he doesn't have to kiss her back. 553 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000 Hey there, Buxstead. 554 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:23,000 It's just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about. 555 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:30,000 In New York, 500 ballerinas break the ballerina dancing record all the time. 556 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,000 Let me know if you know. 557 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,000 The Last. 558 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,000 From the Past. 559 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:43,000 This is where we take old shows and incorporate them into new shows. 560 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,000 Because you fucks refuse to go get it. 561 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:53,000 Davey started waving the card in the air and making fun of me because he got this and I 562 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,000 didn't. 563 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:58,000 He was like, hey, I'm going to be on this whatever. 564 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,000 Video. 565 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,000 Yeah. 566 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,000 So he's waving around going, I'm going to be on the video and you're not because you're 567 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,000 too stupid and you couldn't win. 568 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,000 And all this stuff. 569 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,000 Right? 570 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:14,000 So this magical card was supposed to be a 3D to be an extra on the set of MTV. 571 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000 This is what we set it up to be. 572 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 A list of hundreds of bands. 573 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,000 The secret MTV guy walking around. 574 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:25,000 He was walking around the mall and this was going to be Sam eventually. 575 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:31,000 So the secret MTV guy that has these free magical passes was Sam only he didn't know 576 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000 anything. 577 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,000 Davey's like, and I'm like, fucking asshole. 578 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000 All this stuff. 579 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,000 So automatically, see people get ready to walk in. 580 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,000 Right? 581 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000 Getting ready to go to movies. 582 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,000 Yeah. 583 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 And Davey's just like magnetic. 584 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 They're just staring at us. 585 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000 And Davey's like, and all this stuff. 586 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000 Man, that sucks, man. 587 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000 You get to go and I don't. 588 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:57,000 So Davey is waving this around, making fun of me and Jason will walk by. 589 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000 They go, yeah, I fucking 112. 590 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000 I threw it at him because there's no punk bands on it. 591 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,000 Fuck that. 592 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,000 I don't want to go. 593 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,000 So all of a sudden, those kids are fucking coming over. 594 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000 What was this? 595 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,000 So. 596 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000 That's so clever. 597 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:12,000 Oh, yeah. 598 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000 So we set it up perfect. 599 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:20,000 So the reason the reason that we picked Sam to do this, we to do this on that day was 600 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000 because we had the card for a couple of days. 601 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000 He's wearing plain clothes. 602 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,000 And I guess he thought he's going to catch top lifters or something. 603 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,000 Not wearing his little fucking bitch outfit that he normally wore. 604 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:37,000 You know, so Jason, instead of us, goes, yeah, that fucking little douche right there is the one. 605 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000 That's the secret MTV guy. 606 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000 We didn't even say it. 607 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,000 He did it. 608 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,000 It sold it even more. 609 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000 Yeah. 610 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:49,000 Because all these teams are like, you know, fucking their heads spun around and they're staring at him. 611 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:55,000 So Jason said, yeah, he goes, yeah, I bit him on the ear to get one. 612 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:59,000 So the story was, was this. 613 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,000 It's getting better and better. 614 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:05,000 The more outrageous you were, the more likely you were to get a free pass. 615 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000 Oh, that's perfect. 616 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,000 Yeah. 617 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:15,000 Automatically he had like 50 teams jumping in front of him, fucking biting his ear, kicking him in the ass. 618 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,000 One guy was clucking like a chicken in his face. 619 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,000 Another guy's like, look, look, look at the bird. 620 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,000 Some guy fucking jumped off on one side. 621 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:29,000 Another guy ripped off one of the trees and hit him with a switch. 622 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,000 And Sam was just fucking freaking out, man. 623 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000 He's like, what the fuck? 624 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,000 And they're like, we want to pass. 625 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,000 We want to pass. 626 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,000 This probably went on for fucking 25 minutes. 627 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,000 He was losing his mind. 628 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,000 Yes, he was. 629 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,000 He didn't know what was going on. 630 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000 What planet did I wake up on? 631 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:48,000 He'd get 10 teams away from him, right? 632 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,000 And then you have 10 more teams attacking. 633 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,000 So we leave. 634 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,000 We let this go on and let it go downhill. 635 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,000 And those teams told another one, get the pass from that fucker. 636 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000 He didn't give us anything. 637 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:04,000 So this just kept rolling on and rolling on and rolling on. 638 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,000 So we come back a couple of hours later. 639 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,000 We went to, oh, no, I know what we did. 640 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,000 We went to Andy's Santa Fe and had a burrito. 641 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,000 I remember the Andy's. 642 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:15,000 And we weren't even old enough to drink, but we still did, 643 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,000 because they never carted there. 644 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:21,000 We both had margaritas or a fucking laugh and had our feet on the table and shit. 645 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:25,000 Davey had fucking flip flops on, so they eventually got mad and kicked us out. 646 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,000 Because you could see his toenails hanging out. 647 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,000 People didn't like that. 648 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,000 Yeah. 649 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:35,000 So, hey, we get back in and all of a sudden we see Sam coming by, all the shovels. 650 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,000 By this time, everything was gone. 651 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,000 It was all said and done. 652 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:43,000 I go, hey, Sam, do you want to know where all that came from? 653 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000 Us. 654 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 Davey pulled out the cart and said, see this? 655 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 I go, yeah, you just been had, bitch. 656 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000 Oh, he was fucking furious. 657 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,000 He turned right then. 658 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000 You motherfucker, I'm going to get you out of here. 659 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 I'm going to get you guys kicked out for good. 660 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000 I go, what for? 661 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,000 I didn't do anything against them all. 662 00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:03,000 We didn't get kicked out. 663 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,000 That was one of the best fucking pranks we ever played. 664 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,000 It was brilliant. 665 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,000 And I just thought about it the other day. 666 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,000 I'm like, my God. 667 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:16,000 There are some other ones I got to remember that we did to them too. 668 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:20,000 And then I got another one. 669 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 You listen to the solo cast, right? 670 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 I'm going to tell the story about the nut-biter. 671 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,000 Oh, yes. 672 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,000 Oh, gosh. 673 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,000 Oh, no. 674 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 Looks like the show's over, kids. 675 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:35,000 Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. 676 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000 Fear not, assholes. 677 00:55:36,000 --> 00:56:04,000 They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.