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Two Deucebags and a Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob. Thanks for joining us everybody. So Rob, you had a pretty good day it sounds like.

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Yeah, yeah I had a real good day. My daughter and her aunt came over and we took some burgers and brought all the stuff on the grill.

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Cool. Yeah, Shannon was here and had a good time.

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Alright. And well your ex didn't show up so I was hoping you'd give us a story about Ass and Upper Burger but I guess not.

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No, no. No Ass and Upper Hamburger huh?

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No. Okay, alright.

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Should I just shut up about that?

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Okay. Right off the bat I'm fucking up. Alright well just stay tuned.

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Alright well, okay right off the bat we have another edition of Rubes Partying with Their Money Department.

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This what volume 30, 40 something like that Rob?

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Something like that.

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Something like that. Okay.

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Well here's the latest one. A brewery in suburban Chicago is now offering Cicada cocktails and Cicada shots.

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Neon Whistle, no not Neon, Noon Whistle Brewery in Lombard made a social media statement that read,

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We're thrilled to introduce the new Cicada infused Marlott or Mallort, Mallort not Marlott.

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Mallort, I can't read. Okay, anyhow Mallort, lobster like flavor sensation believe it or not.

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The 17 year old virgin Cicadas brings a flavor of succulent lobster.

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This masterpiece only comes along every 17 years so get up here.

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Want more flavor? Bring your own Cicada husk to infuse your drink with more flavor.

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So not only do they have a Cicada shot and a Cicada drink, they encourage you to bring Cicada husk with you to enhance your drink.

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I'm thinking no. You?

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Yeah I'm going hard no on that one.

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But anyhow, they are the ugliest little bastards too. They look albino.

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They got little red eyes and they're like little creepy looking little things.

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So anyhow, not for me if you want Cicadas in your stuff then go right on ahead.

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Okay Cicadas are packed with protein and are totally safe to eat unless you are allergic to shellfish.

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Isn't that weird that because they have a shell they have the same shellfish allergies? Isn't that odd?

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Yeah, yeah it is.

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Yeah so anyhow, take advantage of nature's phenomenon.

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Cicadas shots are the rage in other bars so go ahead don't buy away.

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I have a brand new Cicada flavored Koi Pond water shot if anyone's interested.

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What do you think Rob?

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Hey that sounds better.

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Yeah, hell yeah. You might as well go all the way and just get the Koi Pond shot with the Cicada kicker.

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Yeah so I mean we might as well get a little dough off of this too right?

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Okay well anyhow, so supplies are limited on those two because my Koi Pond has a huge hole in it.

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So I'm not kidding you, the supplies are limited because I'm going to tear that bitch down and fill it in.

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I'm tired of screwing with it.

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So there's only going to be a few shots left.

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So I suggest if you're into throwing your money at something, come on down.

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I got your Koi shot for you.

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Peeps flavored Pepsi?

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Okay, well if, well there you go, if anyone likes Peeps flavored Pepsi, better hurry up.

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I think it's got like a week left on the run.

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In another waste of time, an Indiana judge was declared that tacos and burritos are Mexican style sandwiches.

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The court battle began when the permit was contested and should have been categorized differently

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So this whole steaming pile of nothing went to court.

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And Martin Quintana owned the restaurant and he was ruled that he could be open in that location as a sandwich shop.

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You know, so apparently the neighborhood would, they would allow a sandwich shop, but not what they consider a full blown restaurant.

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You know, I'm sorry I wasted five minutes of your life on that garbage, but you know what, you weren't doing anything else anyhow.

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You did dial up two douche bags and microphone. Let me remind you, okay.

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You didn't waste my time.

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Okay, cool. Thank you.

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I'm here anyway.

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You know, I was going into apology for wasting their time with that big nothing burger.

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But you know what? They did dial up two douche bags and microphone and decided to listen to it.

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So I guess, I guess they're in their wasting time business. So it's probably right up the alley.

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So that just saying, love you guys.

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I think the sandwich, I think the sandwich shop should name its finest sandwich a nothing burger to salute this idiotic lawsuit.

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Don't you think?

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Yeah, that sounds good to me.

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I think that'd be a perfect name for it.

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Yeah, have a nothing burger. Well, okay. What's this nothing burger?

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Well, it salutes this stupid ass lawsuit that I had to shell out a bunch of money on for fucking nothing.

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So anyhow, but he did get his burrito and taco place opened up.

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All right. Little Debbie has a new line of treats. All of them are red, white and blue.

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This is coming out just months, month ahead of Independence Day or right after Memorial Day.

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So one can scarf on these highly caloric treats for at least a month.

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So I guess the trailer park will all get five times five X tank tops, maybe.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yep. I think they should give them away with it.

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Yeah, I think that I think that it should be like a prerequisite when you buy a couple of these 12ers of little debbies that you do get a five XL tank top with it.

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Maybe a keep on trucking one, you think, you know?

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, keep on trucking one. Yeah. Perfect.

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You don't see any of them anymore?

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No, no, you don't. I mean, which is a travesty. Let's face it.

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Nothing more like a new trick. You know what? We will.

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So you see the prices of those things online?

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Probably not, because I'm the only dumbass that looks at.

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OK, I'm the only dumbass that looks like it looks at stuff like that.

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Those shirts are fucking expensive, dude.

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You know, the original one, the guy with his hand out is like coming out almost like Fantastic Four Rex Reed style, which like stretched out there and said, keep on trucking those shirts right there.

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Command a lot of money. So someone must be liking them.

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So anyhow, OK, these are it is nostalgia is so hard to turn down.

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I keep going back to this pinball machine and this old Coca Cola bottle machine and I cannot get my mind off of it.

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A guy said he did have a lift.

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I think he lived in Shawnee or something.

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So I could feasibly get one of these one of these old Vendo machines because they're so heavy that they said the only way you can get them out of wherever you're buying it.

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Everyone says bring a lift truck.

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So anyhow, that guy said he had a lift truck. I'll have to go through my stuff.

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I kept his email and he said that he would help me.

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Remember, he said they had a lift truck. Yeah.

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So I could go get that and the pinball machine is easy to move.

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You know, just get a couple of guys on that and put it in a trailer.

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So anyhow, that being that.

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OK, here are the little Debbie treats as they released them.

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Red, white and blue vanilla cakes or chocolate cakes.

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And it consists of yellow or chocolate cake layered with cream and coating and white frosting.

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Each cake is topped with red stripes and blue star sprinkles.

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Red, white and blue mini muffins.

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The only treat in that line that doesn't have any red, white or blue in it, the mini muffins are lemon flavored.

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You know, but the package still has red, white and blue.

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So that's cool. Red, white and blue nutty buddy.

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Peanut butter cream sandwiches between wafer bars coated with white icing topped with red stripes and blue sparkles.

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All of these sound damn good, don't they? Yeah, they do.

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Red, white and blue donuts.

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Mini white cake donuts coated in white frosting and topped with red and blue sugar crystals.

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Can't beat that. Can't beat that.

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I think they need the the five XL tank tops of keep on trucking for this.

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Definitely. So anyhow, red, white and blue brownies.

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Brownies with white fudge icing topped with red stripes and blue sprinkles.

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And that is the end of those ones.

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So anyhow, going on to this.

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During this Memorial Day weekend, Americans will consume roughly seven billion hot dogs.

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So it seems that inflation has its dirty little paws in the memorial cookouts as well.

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A new analysis published by Wallet Hub found that typical Memorial Day cookout this year will cost around thirty dollars.

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A 10 percent spike over last year.

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Driving the increase are a number of barbecue staples such as ground beef, hot dogs, steak and of course our favorite, beer.

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Steaks jumped point three percent in April and is up six point five percent compared to the same time last year.

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Ground beef prices also rose point zero point three in April and are six percent more expensive than a year ago.

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You know, maybe the government could just print up a couple of extra billion to cover that food cost for the holiday.

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You know, I mean, what's a couple of. Yeah.

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What's a couple of billion mean to your triple in trillions anyhow?

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Let's just ride this thing out with aerial bombs, firecrackers and booze. Right.

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Yeah. All right.

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And finally, all right, a 10 foot wide skinny house in Florida selling for six hundred nineteen thousand skinny homes are all the rage of you.

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Do you know what I'm talking about? A skinny home. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. They're really I hate them.

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I think they look horrible and I don't know why anyone would want to live in something 10 foot wide.

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A skinny home in Toronto is selling for over a million.

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You know, I have an idea. Just grab a band saw and skinny your home to big bucks.

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This just in a new line of narrow products have just been released.

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The narrow bank account, the narrow beer can and the narrow common sense are always on the table.

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Once again, Rubes throwing money at gimmicked up stupidity.

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I have a narrow kick in the ass for the highest bidder.

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So come on down, you can get your narrow kick in the ass if you have the right price.

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Come and get it before they're sold out.

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So anyhow, that is all I got for this here monologue.

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So Rob, we turn to you once again to make we have a new attraction coming to Lake of the Ozarks.

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Actually, I think I've done a report on it before. You did, but it didn't say I had one problem with it.

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But this this solves that problem.

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A new entertainment district project at Lake of the Ozarks is officially underway.

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On Thursday afternoon, developers broke ground on the Oasis at Lakeport Development,

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a $400 million family resort and entertainment district to be located in Osage Beach Reserve.

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It will stand alongside the Lakeport property at US Highway 54 and just Jefferies Road adjacent to the Grand Place Bridge.

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If anybody knows the area, that is the northwest corner when you're at the Grand Place Bridge.

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Doesn't that surprise you that it was going to be put right there?

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Yeah, it's literally going to be right up the street from Dog Days, a bunch of the bars.

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It's right out the highway. I mean, it's going to you're going to see it when you're going down.

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Brinkman is thrilled to be part of the Oasis at Lake 14 and dedicated to continuing to build Missouri, said Bob Brinkman,

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founder of Brinkman Constructors, the general contractor on the project.

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We were built on relationships between our strong partnerships on this project

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to ensure success and contribution to the growth of Missouri.

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Construction plans for the project include a year-round entertainment destination with 25 acres of amusement rides and attractions,

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a 402-room Marriott Resort and conference center property with 30,000 square foot conference center, indoor waterpark, restaurants,

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200 public boat slips and 1,000 space parking garage.

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Wow.

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Okay, right there, looking at all the drawings and everything I've seen, the one thing I could not figure out was the parking.

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Well, they're making 1,000 space parking garage.

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There you go. That makes sense.

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Now, here is the problem that the locals are going to have.

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All the traffic.

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Yes, it's already during the summertime, it's crazy congested at Bagnell Dam, right, and Sunrise Beach, that whole area.

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Oh, yeah, you're going to have to turn down Jefferies Road to get down to Dog Days or any condos down there.

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Yes, yeah, that's going to be insane. I mean, it's going to literally be...

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It's going to be like getting into Worlds of Fun.

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Yeah, they're going to have to come up with a different traffic route or maybe build...

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Here's what I was thinking, and you correct me, you know the area better than I do, Rob.

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Okay, you know how Branson was getting so congested on 76 Highway, the main drag, they had to build these loops like 276, yeah, 476.

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They're like interstates, but they're not interstates.

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Yeah, do you think something like that might help that area?

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I don't know if you can do it.

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That's the thing, there's so much lake around there, I don't know if you can actually build one successfully.

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Yeah, the way there's lake, it wraps around, and then you're cutting through people's houses.

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Yes, and that's what I'm wondering right there, Rob.

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It'd be hard to do.

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They're going to start buying...

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That's why they made business 54 Highway.

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Yes.

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It's a bypass, it goes all the way through now.

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Yeah.

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To get into Ostech Beach, you have to take an exit ramp and actually get on 454.

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Yeah, I saw that the last time I was going through there.

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...Ostech Beach Parkway.

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Okay, yeah, I thought that was interesting that they did that.

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They left the old one for the bypass, and then the new one has all the exits and the businesses on them.

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So, this is going to be pretty interesting because I would like to see how they're going to avoid during the summertime, the peak time, which is coming up here.

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You know, all the kids are out of school, and this is where people start taking a couple of weeks off, and they go to the lake in that area right there.

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It's a busy season, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Yeah, the next weekend starts what they call the season.

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Okay.

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A moral day to a labor day is what we call a season.

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Okay.

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Well, yeah, I don't know.

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It's going to be interesting.

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I think that they're just trying to cram too much in one area, and I don't know how it's going to work.

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But you know what?

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I'm not the one showing out the money, and you know what?

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I'm sure they'll figure it out.

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There's a lot of money at play, right?

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Right.

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A lot of money.

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$450.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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So, okay.

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All right, Rob, thank you for that.

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Thanks for the complete rundown, because I did read some of it, but I didn't get a detailed description like you just did, so thank you.

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All right.

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You're welcome.

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All right.

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Let's do our first break, and we'll come right back.

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Does that sound good?

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Sounds good.

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All right.

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We'll be right back, suckers, in a minute.

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Ground ivy is a persistent ground cover that often escapes death by lawn mowers due to its low profile.

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It spreads by setting out roots from its nodes and can colonize an area quickly.

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Ground ivy is in the mint family, so it has square stems which help identify it.

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Although it's a mint, it's probably not something you would chew on for that refreshing, tingly taste that other mints impart.

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Use young shoots and leaves and salads are cooked, but be sure to taste before adding too much since it has a strong flavor that may not go over well in a large quantity.

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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Hell is the main course forever.

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I asked my date to meet me at the gym.

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She didn't show up.

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I guess we're not going to work out.

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Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

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Are you a parking ticket?

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You got five written all over you.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Is every mirror in a store technically used?

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I may never know.

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This is Chicago.

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I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

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Oh, yeah.

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This is Kansas City here.

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Hold my beer, bitch.

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Your mama's so fat, she went out in high heels and struck oil.

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Break.

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Break.

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Shit.

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Please enjoy brick.

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Shit.

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House energy drink responsibly is not readily available anywhere because liability issues.

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And I'm Rob.

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Rob, you want to play another game?

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I'm all set for playing games.

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All righty.

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This one is, guess why certain things are the way they are.

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Does that sound good?

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It is.

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I found it interesting.

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I hope everyone that's listening does.

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But we'll see here.

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OK.

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Number one question.

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And these are questions that people like wrote into this magazine.

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It was called like Online Info or Info Tech Highway or something like that.

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I forgot what it was.

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But people write in their questions that they've always wondered about, but they didn't know

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the answer to.

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And this place researched it and came up with the answer they think is the correct one.

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OK.

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So my first one is why are movie theaters, the seats, why are they red?

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I don't know.

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And if you think about it, think about going into a movie theater.

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All the seats are red.

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They got that red velvet kind of crushed velvet look on them.

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Remember?

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I would have to say because the darkness and the lighting may be easier to see.

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You're pretty close.

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I don't know.

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OK.

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Because when the light's dim, red becomes more invisible than any other color.

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So you were pretty close there, Rob.

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That was a good guess.

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So other seats, whenever the lights are off, they stand out in their distraction.

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What they found out is red seats blend in with the dark.

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And so it's real easy to sit in there because you don't see a bunch of seats like you would

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if they're a different color, right?

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Right.

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So OK.

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That is the answer they gave to that one.

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I thought it was a pretty good answer, but it's kind of boring.

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You thought there would be something psychological to it?

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No.

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The whole answer is just red seats blend in easier in the dark and they're less distracting.

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All right, and then this one got me because I do remember this period in time.

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Why did 90s kids shows have forced messages?

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Remember how they used to put in messages almost blatantly?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You're right.

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Yeah.

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So why do you think that is?

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I don't know.

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This is interesting, but then I remember a little bit of what they're talking about.

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The Children's Television Act of 1990 ordered the FCC to regulate that programming be educational

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and informational in the United States.

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So therefore, a lot of these programs, the only way they could make it educational and

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informational is to just add these forced messages into the program almost just blatantly,

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almost to where they might as well go, hey, this is the show.

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And, you know, the government is making us be informational and giving you a message.

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So here it is.

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I mean, it's everything but that on a lot of shows, right?

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All right.

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This next one I really like.

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This was the best one out of all of them because it made a lot of sense once I thought about

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it.

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Why did so many Hannah Barbera characters wear ties and collars?

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Think about it.

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That's a good question.

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It is, isn't it?

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All of Hannah Barbera, I do believe, have collars and ties.

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I mean, from Yogi Bear to was it Flintstones, Hannah Barbera?

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I believe they were.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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All of them had collars and ties.

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Yeah, I got a bunch of them, dude.

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Yeah.

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Let me know when you're, you got any guess at all?

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No, no, I don't have a clue.

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Okay.

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Neck ornaments made the characters easier and cheaper to animate, allowing the artist

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to draw the head and body separate.

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Okay.

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That makes sense.

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You just put the different heads on the regular just the collar and tie and you just have

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them in stock, right?

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So it made it, it made the artists work easier per se, right?

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It was, it was kind of like if someone wore the same suit in every, like Dick Tracy, remember?

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Right.

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Dick Tracy wore the same suit, I believe it's for the same reason.

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So, and also, you know, he was a detective too, so he probably always kind of dressed

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up a little bit.

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I think that's the same thing, all they had to do was just, you know, move the face around

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or whatever and all of the, a lot of the nemesis had the same style of suit, if you think about

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it, in Dick Tracy, right?

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Yeah.

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So I think that was the reason for that too.

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And I think there's more of them, but I, you know, I don't, I, you know, it'd take too

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long to figure them out, but I think there's quite a bit more of them that did that too.

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So, okay, why did Yukon Cornelius lick his pickaxe in the classic holiday film,

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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?

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I don't know.

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Isn't that good?

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He does.

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He licks the pickaxe.

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Yeah, he does.

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Now that you, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Now that you mention it.

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Yes.

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Now that I mention it.

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Before we just kind of like, okay, whatever, you know, he licked his pickaxe.

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Here's why, Rob.

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Okay.

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In a deleted scene, it shows he was mining for peppermint.

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So there you go.

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Okay.

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He was licking peppermint off of his pickaxe.

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All right.

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Yeah, but they deleted the scene.

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So now you just got Yukon Cornelius licking his pickaxe.

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Okay.

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That's cool.

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This next one is very.

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I'll answer that one.

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This next one's very interesting because even I do this.

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Everybody does this.

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Think about it when I say it to you.

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Why do people talking on the phone pace?

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Everybody does.

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Yeah.

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I do.

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Yeah.

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Do you?

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Yeah.

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There's times when we're doing this podcast, I'm up pace.

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Nobody will ever know it, you know.

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Oh, no.

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I can't.

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I can't because of my getup here.

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I got to be in front of the mic.

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Otherwise, I would probably be pacing too because sometimes that's like where I get

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my inner energy and stuff like that.

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But I get it.

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I can't, but I get what you're saying, Rob.

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Okay.

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Here is.

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I guess the nervousness of just sitting.

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I don't know.

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You're close.

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You're close.

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Yeah, that wasn't a bad guess at all, Rob.

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Our brains are used to talking face to face.

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Mutual physical feedback is lacking when we're on the phone, so our brains translate our

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own emotional responses into physical movements.

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So, you're pretty close.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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And finally, I got more of these we're going to do on future episodes, but I don't want

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to do too many on one in case, you know.

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Okay.

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So, the next one is how many ATMs are in Antarctica?

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And this is just more of a basic question.

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But is there any?

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Is there five?

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Is there 30?

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Is there 2,000?

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In Antarctica.

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Antarctica.

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Yes.

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I'm on that state zero.

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Two.

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You were close.

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There's only two.

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There's only two ATMs in Antarctica.

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And that's fine for the amount of people there.

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So, there you go.

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Well, I was just trying to figure out what they would need money for.

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Well, that's part of it, but I'll bet you there's probably some things that you do need

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money for that we have no idea because we used to hear that old gag, you know, they

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could sell a refrigerator or they could sell a freezer in the North Pole or whatever.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Well, they do have to sell refrigerators because you have to moderate the temperature on stuff.

474
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000
You know, it can't be below 32.

475
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:58,000
It's got to be like 40 degrees or something like that to keep drinks and, you know, and

476
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000
stuff you're getting ready to cook cold.

477
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000
So, yeah.

478
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:07,000
So, it could be something like that that we have no idea about because we're not there

479
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,000
facing that type of a situation, right?

480
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:19,000
Well, plus, you know, if you run short on supplies, you don't have to go somewhere and

481
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:23,000
find somebody to have some and buy some off of them or whatever.

482
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Yeah.

483
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Okay.

484
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000
I see it now.

485
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
Yeah.

486
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000
And there would have to be some sort of supply store.

487
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000
People couldn't live there if they didn't.

488
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Right.

489
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:36,000
I believe there's some military operations, at least from America and Antarctica anyhow.

490
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000
So they would have to have something.

491
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Yeah.

492
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000
So, okay.

493
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Anyhow, that's the end of those questions.

494
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:45,000
Rob, you got something?

495
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Yeah.

496
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:53,000
I got two bands that ruined rock music in the 90s.

497
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Okay.

498
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:59,000
And this is off Society of Rock.

499
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:03,000
And they actually counted this down from 10 to 1.

500
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,000
I love this.

501
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000
I love it already, Rob.

502
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Love it already.

503
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Some of them, some of them, I'm a little shocked they're on here.

504
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Okay.

505
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Okay.

506
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Number 10, Dave Matthews Band.

507
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:27,000
Dave Matthews Band divides listeners sharply into two camps, those who adore their music

508
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000
and others who can't quite connect with it.

509
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Cool.

510
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
That's true.

511
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:35,000
Yeah, I agree with that 100%.

512
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:40,000
They're one of those bands, you like them or you don't?

513
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Yeah.

514
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
I was never a fan.

515
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Not really.

516
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,000
I'd listen to a song or two and that was about it.

517
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000
I found them kind of boring myself.

518
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000
I don't know.

519
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Yeah.

520
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000
They just weren't my thing.

521
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,000
But if anyone likes it, okay.

522
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Okay.

523
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Anyhow.

524
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Okay.

525
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Number nine, Ace of Base.

526
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:12,000
In the early 90s, Ace of Base was the unexpected answer to the public's unspoken wish for a

527
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,000
new pop sensation.

528
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:21,000
With catchy hits like All That She Wants and The Sign, they quickly climbed the charts.

529
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:26,000
However, their fame was short-lived in the US.

530
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Okay.

531
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000
Yeah, they weren't around very long.

532
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000
I remember.

533
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000
No, they weren't.

534
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000
You're right.

535
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:39,000
Number eight, The Spin Doctors.

536
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Okay.

537
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:49,000
The Spin Doctors were the epitome of early 90s rock success with their album Pocketful

538
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,000
of Kryptonite and hits like Two Princes.

539
00:36:52,000 --> 00:37:00,000
They were everywhere from Radio Waves to MTV, marking their presence in the rock world.

540
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:07,000
However, their subsequent releases failed to captivate audiences the same way.

541
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Wow.

542
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
Okay.

543
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Yeah, the rest of the albums wasn't as good.

544
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Yeah.

545
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000
No, I agree with all this so far.

546
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000
And this is their opinion.

547
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,000
Okay.

548
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Number seven, Bush.

549
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Yeah.

550
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Bush emerged as a vegan through record labels during the grunge era, thanks to their willingness

551
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,000
to lean into the demands of the industry.

552
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:46,000
With hits like Glycerine, they managed to carve out a space for themselves in the rock

553
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000
scene.

554
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,000
They were at a full start from 180 by the mid 90s.

555
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Even though they attempted a comeback in 2010, the excitement that once surrounded them had

556
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
personally dissipated.

557
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000
Cool.

558
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Yeah.

559
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000
I agree.

560
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Number six, Hootie and the Blowfish.

561
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Yep.

562
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Man, they're hitting the stat on.

563
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Hootie and the Blowfish managed to unite listeners during a time of division with their debut

564
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
album.

565
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Their music offered a feel good alternative to the grunge that dominated the 90s rock

566
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,000
scene, propelled them into starving.

567
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:40,000
However, maintaining such extraordinary initial success proved challenging.

568
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Oh, wow.

569
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Yeah.

570
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Yeah.

571
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,000
Well, now think about it.

572
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Now they're lead singers in the country, so yeah.

573
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Yeah.

574
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Yep.

575
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Okay.

576
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
Number five, Nirvana.

577
00:38:53,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Nirvana's inclusion on this list might surprise many given their critical and commercial success.

578
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:12,000
With iconic albums and a definitive sound that helped define a generation, their impact

579
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,000
on music was undeniable.

580
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:25,000
However, their overwhelming success also drew backlash with some believing it overshadowed

581
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,000
their talents of the era.

582
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:39,000
So there are some people that think they let it go to their head.

583
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
They extend it bigger.

584
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Yeah.

585
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
I knew it had to have been something like that.

586
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,000
That's why I said I think I see where they're going.

587
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000
So, okay.

588
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Okay.

589
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:57,000
This next one I think I'm just going to say the name and then I'm going to move on.

590
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Yeah.

591
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Okay.

592
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
All right.

593
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Next.

594
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Next.

595
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Number three, Lip Biscuit.

596
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000
Oh, yeah.

597
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,000
God, yeah.

598
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Lip Biscuit became synonymous with a divisive period of rock music, blending rap and rock

599
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:29,000
in a way that attracted fervent fans and equally passionate detractors.

600
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:36,000
The band's front band, Threaddust, expressed regret over how their music was interpreted,

601
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:43,000
suggesting a disconnect between the artist's intent and the audience's reception.

602
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:47,000
I think he's just saying that to save face.

603
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:53,000
They dug their own hole with their own actions and stuff that they did.

604
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000
I call bullshit on anything Threaddust says.

605
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:00,000
I call bullshit on that one, too.

606
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Yeah.

607
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:07,000
I think he's about as full of shit as a diaper, anyhow.

608
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Yep.

609
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Okay.

610
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000
Number two, Nickelback.

611
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Oh, yeah.

612
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:16,000
You knew they'd be on here.

613
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Yeah.

614
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Well, now that you said it, I do.

615
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:24,000
I was trying to think, who are they going to get to top Lip Biscuit?

616
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Well, I think they did.

617
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
I think they did.

618
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
Yeah.

619
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Nickelback is a significant criticism, often cited as a symbol of rock music's decline.

620
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Yes.

621
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
Right?

622
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,000
I'm up on Lip.

623
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Okay.

624
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,000
That's cool.

625
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,000
Here, I'm going to go to Goat Noises.

626
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Oh, did you find it?

627
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Yeah, I'm right.

628
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Despite commercial success, they've become a punching bag in discussions about rock music's

629
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:01,000
quality and relevance.

630
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Yep.

631
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
How many Nickelback jokes are there?

632
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:10,000
There are people that go, hey, what kind of music you listen to?

633
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Shitty.

634
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000
What is it?

635
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Nickelback.

636
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Everybody.

637
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:20,000
They have just been the laughing stock of music for so long.

638
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,000
I mean, now people don't care, but how many years have people always gone Nickelback?

639
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,000
If someone liked them, they made fun of them, right?

640
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Actually, the older I get, the more I get into them.

641
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
I think they're better than what I thought they were.

642
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
I think they're better than what I thought they were.

643
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:40,000
I mean, they're still not near my favorite, but they're tolerable now to me when before

644
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
I couldn't stand them.

645
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Yeah, I think they have due to age.

646
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Yeah, and also their music aged very well.

647
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Didn't it?

648
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Okay.

649
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
Okay, go ahead.

650
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Yeah, it did.

651
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
It did.

652
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,000
They're still playing it on radios everywhere.

653
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Yeah, they are.

654
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:05,000
So anyhow, even though Canada, the town they're from, took down their sign.

655
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Right.

656
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,000
That sucks.

657
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
That really sucks.

658
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:20,000
Well, if you remember right, Nickelback, the very last rock band that had a number one

659
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,000
hit, and it was how many years ago?

660
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Oh shit, early 2000s at least.

661
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Yeah, I never did that.

662
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
Or did you just hear about that?

663
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000
That might have been 2003 maybe.

664
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Talk like that.

665
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000
It was a long time ago.

666
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
How you remind me, I believe, was some.

667
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,000
Yeah, yep, you're right.

668
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Let me see when that song was released and go ahead with yours.

669
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Okay, well, for number one, Creed.

670
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,000
Another good one.

671
00:43:53,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Creed got this poll as the most disliked band of the 90s, facing harsh criticism from both

672
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
bands and critics.

673
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Their music, while successful, became a focal point for discussions about authenticity and

674
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000
quality of rock music.

675
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:19,000
A famously poor performance, but it damaged their reputation, serving as a harsh reminder

676
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:25,000
of the high stakes and fleeting nature in the music industry.

677
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Okay, July 17, 2001, How You Remind Me was released.

678
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:37,000
It hit number one in February of 2002.

679
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:42,000
So it's been, since February of 2002, has been a number one rock song on the charts.

680
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

681
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Okay, yeah, that was it.

682
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Oh, okay.

683
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000
All right.

684
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Thank you.

685
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000
That was a great.

686
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,000
You took the top.

687
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,000
That was excellent, man.

688
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Thank you, Rob.

689
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Appreciate that.

690
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000
You're welcome.

691
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
All righty.

692
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
It's time for a second break and we'll be right back.

693
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Sounds good.

694
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

695
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:10,000
We offer you first world problems.

696
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,000
That's a hell of a bridge construction.

697
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Shit, I cannot believe I have to repair this bridge after 50 years.

698
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Man, what am I going to do now?

699
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000
I can't like get 10 minutes earlier just to get to work.

700
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
This is complete bullshit.

701
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
I'm going to write my congressman.

702
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,000
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

703
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Two dish bags and a microphone.

704
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Jim X.

705
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
What the hell happened?

706
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:46,000
You were the generation of change.

707
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
You never wanted to be one of them.

708
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,000
At the feet.

709
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Spoke for you.

710
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Hunk the man.

711
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000
Hunk the system.

712
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,000
What the hell happened?

713
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
The generation of angst.

714
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,000
The generation of noncompliance.

715
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Is now buying a boat.

716
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,000
You're really fed up to kill someone dangled a dollar near you.

717
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Great job, Xers.

718
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,000
Everything's ruined.

719
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Next up, things overheard in hell.

720
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,000
Hurry up.

721
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,000
Kim Jong Un is playing Santa at the mall again this year.

722
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Whoa.

723
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Now we go to the amazing Mark the palm reader.

724
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Hello everybody and welcome to Mark the amazing palm reader.

725
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
First in line, please step up.

726
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,000
Let's see young lady.

727
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,000
I see a long lifeline.

728
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:43,000
I see success, happiness, love, fortune.

729
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:48,000
I also see a bit index finger.

730
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:54,000
$20, please.

731
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Oh shit.

732
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000
What's this?

733
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:04,000
It's island horrible jokes.

734
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:09,000
I put a wooden shoe in my toilet.

735
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
I guess it was clogged.

736
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Hello.

737
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000
This is Satan.

738
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:29,000
You might know me from my pet name, inflation.

739
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,000
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than

740
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:40,000
listening to two douche bags and microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

741
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:45,000
I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day.

742
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:56,000
Enjoy.

743
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000
I'm Mark.

744
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,000
And I'm Al.

745
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Okay.

746
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000
We've been following this for a while, Rob.

747
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:09,000
The Ticketmaster Live Nation fiasco going on.

748
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:15,000
You know, groups have gotten together and went against them and people are pissed off.

749
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,000
So I got a little update on that.

750
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:25,000
The U.S. government filed a sweeping antitrust lawsuit Thursday night against Live Nation Entertainment,

751
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:36,000
the parent company of Ticketmaster, seeking to break up the conglomerate over allegations that it has amassed and abused unrivaled power in the ticketing and concert information.

752
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Okay, now, number one, they should have never been allowed to join because of monopoly laws, right?

753
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
Right. Right.

754
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Yeah, this was during the Obama administration and I still cannot find out any reason why they would have let this go through.

755
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
We knew it was a bad idea.

756
00:48:55,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Anybody that bought tickets or knew anything about anything knew that it was a horrible idea to let these two idiots come together

757
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:09,000
because they're already screwing us over, in my opinion, on all the tickets already.

758
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:15,000
And then you put them both together and nobody can touch them.

759
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000
So I'm glad they're going to be breaking them up.

760
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000
It's kind of like Ma Bell and AT&T.

761
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Remember the big breakup with them, I think it was during the Reagan administration?

762
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,000
And that's because they felt they were doing the same thing.

763
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:35,000
So that allows other competition to come in because you're a smaller company, you can't trounce the smaller companies when they're trying to gain steam.

764
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:50,000
So anyhow, the landmark case, joined by 30 state and district attorney generals, could dramatically reshape an ecosystem that has long sparked outrage from artists and fans alike,

765
00:49:50,000 --> 00:50:01,000
whose frustrations erupted in 2022 when the high fees and the side outages disrupted early sales for Taylor Swift's Eras Tour.

766
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:06,000
I remember that too. People were fucking fuming over that. Remember that?

767
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Yep. Yep.

768
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Live Nation is an entertainment titan.

769
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:18,000
It is a concert promoter, artist manager, venue owner and ticket seller and reseller.

770
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:29,000
Constituting a sprawling empire that is executives publicly, Harold as the largest live entertainment company in the world.

771
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Last year alone, Live Nation produced more than 50,000 concerts and other musical events and has sold more than 620 million tickets globally.

772
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000
The company boasted to its investors in April.

773
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:50,000
And that's good that they boasted that to their investors because all of that can be used against them with all the district attorneys that are going against them.

774
00:50:50,000 --> 00:51:01,000
So I think that this breakup is going to happen and I think it's much warranted. What do you think, Rob?

775
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,000
Rob, you there?

776
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000
Rob, did you hit the mute button?

777
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, I was on mute.

778
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Okay, Rob, what do you think?

779
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,000
I want to say you're drinking after that, but I'm muted.

780
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Okay, that's good.

781
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:29,000
No, I like the utility companies. The utility companies can't join together to run everybody else out of business. I mean, there's sanctions against them.

782
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Yeah. Yep.

783
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:36,000
So I think there should be in this case too. That's my opinion.

784
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:42,000
I would agree. Yeah.

785
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Well, I'm glad this is happening because I think we paid enormously high ticket fees for a long time now.

786
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:56,000
And I think it's about time that you put the regular man back in the seat instead.

787
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:03,000
I mean, it's already bad enough that most sporting events you can't attend anymore because the regular man can't afford it anymore.

788
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Really? I mean, yeah, I love the Chiefs, but good luck getting to a game.

789
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:15,000
I mean, outside parking being 50 bucks and then everything else.

790
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,000
I mean, God forbid you want to order a drink while you're there or something.

791
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:25,000
But then again, the tickets themselves are up in the thousands of dollars, even nosebleeds like the rematch last year,

792
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:36,000
the rematch between the then Super Bowl between the Philadelphia Eagles and Kansas City Chiefs. We had relatives in town and they spent like 1500 on two tickets.

793
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:47,000
Or no, no, no. Maybe it was 1500 each on two tickets. So 3000 altogether to go see the Eagles versus the Chiefs.

794
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:59,000
So, yeah, I know. Now, maybe there's not much we can do about sporting events, but this right here, the concerts, I think by breaking these two up,

795
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:05,000
we would have a legitimate chance of maybe having some lower ticket prices.

796
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:15,000
But I mean, actually, like the Royals are very affordable, man. They have this new deal. I got it right here, which I found really cool.

797
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:20,000
It is two tickets and I bought it. It's a voucher code. OK.

798
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:29,000
And what you do is you buy it from a big box store and it's two tickets to see the Royals in the lower level outfield plaza, which is really good seats.

799
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:35,000
You know, they're the ones along the line there and they're really good seats or lower level and they're along the line.

800
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:44,000
A great place to watch the game. Two tickets for 35 bucks. That's not bad.

801
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:54,000
No, I know. And and the Royals are one game out of first place and they're like, I don't know, 12 or 13 games above 500.

802
00:53:54,000 --> 00:54:02,000
They're really looking good. They've got like a couple of ERA leaders and they have some really good batters besides Salvador Perez, the old trustee.

803
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:09,000
But anyhow, but that's our baseball team is still a good deal.

804
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Now, I remember after we won the World Series in 2015, that was it was a little tough to get a ticket, fairly cheap.

805
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:25,000
Remember, it went way up then. So anyhow. So, all righty. All right.

806
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:34,000
Anyhow, Rob, you got something you want to go to? Yeah, I'm going to go back to our friend, K.H.M.O. AM 1070.

807
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Yeah. Yep. They have another good one for us. OK.

808
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:48,000
Smells in your home are important and knowing the bad ones could save your life.

809
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:57,000
For example, if your Missouri home suddenly smells like cucumbers, you need to get out of it right now.

810
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:08,000
A Missouri homeowner has a Missouri homeowner. Unfortunately, never had to leave through this scenario, but it's a possibility for all of us.

811
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:17,000
You likely understand that if you smell like eggs, you need to call the gas number as you may have a pangor asleep.

812
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:28,000
The FW brought up a different kind of smell that also might be a sign that you and your family are in danger.

813
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,000
It's just the smell of cucumbers.

814
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:38,000
If you have fresh vegetables including cucumbers, that's not what I'm talking about.

815
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:47,000
This is a sudden with that what smells like cucumbers letters. No.

816
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:51,000
And what it cut out.

817
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Hello, Rob.

818
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:01,000
It's cutting out really bad. I hear some background noise.

819
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,000
You there.

820
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:13,000
All right, goat noises until he comes back.

821
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:19,000
OK, well, I'm just going to go ahead with a couple of articles and hopefully comes back. If you hear this.

822
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,000
Oh, there he is.

823
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:23,000
Hello.

824
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,000
Hello. OK.

825
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,000
My phone's flipping out on me, man.

826
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Oh, yeah.

827
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Electronics. Yeah.

828
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Anyhow, let's see where we're.

829
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:39,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

830
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,000
I got a full story about.

831
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:49,000
OK.

832
00:56:49,000 --> 00:57:01,000
If the set of cucumbers is suddenly prevalent in your Missouri home, you likely have the presence of either combay nets or rattlesnakes, the total reptile.

833
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:11,000
These are two of Missouri's most venomous snakes and that's not to mean that not only are they in or under your home.

834
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:12,000
I'm high alert.

835
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,000
Can you describe that smell a little bit better?

836
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,000
Smells like cucumbers. Oh, and that would be a copperhead.

837
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:23,000
A copperhead smells like cucumbers, I believe. Right.

838
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000
Yeah.

839
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:30,000
We had a little rattlesnake is what they're saying. Oh, a rattlesnake, too. OK.

840
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:33,000
All right. Yeah.

841
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:37,000
You suddenly smell it.

842
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:48,000
OK. No, they also say like we had a sheep in Arkansas that died suddenly overnight. And there's this old Native American guy down the road.

843
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:55,000
And he could tell you about anything. And he said that he said, I smell cucumbers.

844
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,000
It must have been he said he said is a copperhead.

845
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:02,000
He said the copperhead smell like cucumbers. I didn't know that rattlesnakes did, too.

846
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:07,000
But that's good to know because both of them are highly venomous. Either way, I'd be wiped out.

847
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:11,000
Yeah. Either way, I wouldn't want anything to do with either one of them.

848
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:17,000
So, yep. They can stay where they're at as long as it's not near me.

849
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,000
So, exactly. Yep.

850
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:23,000
So anyhow, thank you, Rob.

851
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:28,000
OK. I've got I've got one here a little bit lighter.

852
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:38,000
We've been waiting for two years, but finally, the world is going to have the opportunity to have the crunch wrap we all deserve.

853
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:43,000
One with a massive cheese in it.

854
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000
If that sounds familiar. Yeah.

855
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:56,000
If that sounds familiar, it's probably because Taco Bell teased us all with this culinary delight back in 2022.

856
00:58:56,000 --> 00:59:08,000
Then Taco Bell did a test run of a big cheese at Tostada and big cheese at Crunchwrap at a store in Irving, California.

857
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:17,000
As her name implies, both menu items involved massive cheese being used as a replacement for the crunchy tortillas.

858
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:21,000
Now, that sounds good, doesn't it? Yeah, it does.

859
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:29,000
Important to note, we're not talking about tortillas with a dusting of cheese powder here.

860
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,000
We're talking about actual super sized cheese.

861
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:39,000
So what we're talking about is actual cheese in a tortilla shape.

862
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:42,000
You know, a crunch wrap has its shape.

863
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:48,000
And then, you know, and then the what was the other one?

864
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,000
Choo choo choo choo choo choo. Let's see.

865
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Crunchwrap, choo choo choo choo.

866
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Oh, let's see.

867
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,000
Shit, I can't find it now. Damn it.

868
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,000
OK, Tostada.

869
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Yeah, we're having one at night.

870
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,000
We really are.

871
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Anyway, after the test run, Taco Bell told us that the cheese at

872
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:18,000
adorned Tostada and Crunchwrap could possibly potentially show up on nationwide menus.

873
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:28,000
And then it left us all with just the nacho cheese Doritos Locos taco to satisfy our cheesy urges.

874
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:34,000
Until now, according to an Instagram post by food influencer, I'm not even going to say his name.

875
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:41,000
Finally, upon us, according to Devo, a big cheese at Crunchwrap and big cheese at Tostada

876
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:50,000
will be Devo is an online magazine available via early access for app users from May 20th.

877
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:58,000
So it's already out to June 5th before becoming available nationwide on June 6th at all Taco Bell locations.

878
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:06,000
So there you go. You want cheese at Tostada's and cheese at Crunchwrap's June 6th.

879
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000
You can get it everywhere.

880
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Yep. Until then, you're looking at your app. I think you it didn't say if you get it all in your app right now

881
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:17,000
or if they're just certain stores. But anyhow, there you go.

882
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:23,000
You like cheese at's and you like Crunchwrap's and Tostada's. Go get them.

883
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:27,000
All right, Rob, we turn to you.

884
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:36,000
All right. I'm Jerry McJeanie star, Barbara Eaton with full smiles as she was pictured with friends this week and joined us.

885
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:47,000
You ready for this? Yes. The 92 year old. Yes, Barbara Eaton, 92 years old and still looks great.

886
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:52,000
Oh, yes, she does. I'm looking at a picture of her. She looks fantastic.

887
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:57,000
Who was? Yeah. Go ahead. I'm sorry.

888
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Who has rarely been pictured in recent years was seen living at Los Angeles restaurant with friends as she wore a bright cherry red blazer and tailored black pants with a small wedge heel.

889
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:28,000
She accessorized with a bright blue gold choker, matching earrings and the sprock actress was seen walking to her car with black bag clutch under her arm.

890
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:34,000
Wow. Cool. She's so elegant. It's fantastic. Yes. Yeah.

891
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:41,000
But the rest of our article goes into everything she's done, but most people know her for I.J. McJeanie.

892
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:50,000
She has always been one of my favorite. She was always just so cute and sexy when she was younger. You know what I mean? Yeah.

893
01:02:50,000 --> 01:03:03,000
She just had that it. You just look at her and go, wow, you know, I just can't think of women today being that cool.

894
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:16,000
You know what I mean to me? You know, you have your Billy Eyeless, Eilish is and Lady Gaga's and stuff like that, you know, or Miley Cyrus is.

895
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:24,000
I mean, Barbara Eden and people like that, you know, women like that.

896
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:30,000
Just incredible. What would you call it? Classy.

897
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:36,000
Just she was very classy. Yeah. Yeah. Elegant, really classy, beautiful woman.

898
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:40,000
So anyhow, I will get off of that there. That's cool to know, though.

899
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:46,000
All righty. Classic ranch Fritos are returned to shelves for a limited time.

900
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:55,000
The crunchy corn chips are coated in tangy buttermilk ranch seasoning, offering customers a zesty flavor in comparison to the brand spicy offerings.

901
01:03:55,000 --> 01:04:01,000
In recent Instagram post and I'm not going to read this guy either.

902
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:05,000
I decided I'm not going to read Instagram names. Fuck them.

903
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:12,000
So anyhow, shaped a photo of the chips and followers expressed their excitement about the return of the flavor.

904
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:16,000
I just have to find these. I love ranch Fritos so much said one commentator.

905
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:21,000
And I'm not going to go into the rest of it. But do you know why I don't read influencers and all that stuff?

906
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:25,000
And all those names anymore? Why?

907
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:32,000
Because all of them are writing these articles out to just get cheap publicity and I refuse to be a part of it.

908
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:37,000
You know, until I hear them coming up going, hey, I just listened to two douchebags and microphone.

909
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:41,000
I don't want anything to do with it. So and I'm not being bitter.

910
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:49,000
I just I'm just getting tired of everybody being, you know, uber important.

911
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:54,000
So or they think they are, you know what I mean?

912
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:58,000
You know, anyhow, go ahead, Rob. That's all I had on that one.

913
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:03,000
Yeah, that's all I had on that one. OK.

914
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:07,000
OK, you got something you want to go to?

915
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:15,000
I'm looking. I'm looking. OK.

916
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:19,000
I got something here if you don't have something.

917
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:23,000
OK. Did you hear about the family in Saskatchewan?

918
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:28,000
They got brain worms from eating bear meat.

919
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:35,000
No, they did. Saskatchewan, Canada.

920
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:42,000
In May, lacking a meat thermometer, the family assesses the

921
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:46,000
bear that they just killed and they were going to eat it.

922
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:52,000
So anyhow, they made bear kebabs out of it and they served it rare,

923
01:05:52,000 --> 01:06:01,000
which they didn't know. But if you serve bear rare, you can get this brain eating worm

924
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:07,000
in your brain. And everyone in the family got that brain eating worm

925
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:13,000
from eating bear kebabs of this bear that they just killed.

926
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:17,000
OK, I understand that people, you know, hunt and stuff like that.

927
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:21,000
But I mean, there are so many other outlets to get meat at.

928
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:27,000
Why would you want to go hunt a bear, a majestic creature like that, and eat it?

929
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,000
I just don't. I think it's just taking it too far.

930
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:34,000
It's like kind of like their little power rush to go kill this thing.

931
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:37,000
And then, OK, since we killed it, we're going to eat it.

932
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:42,000
Well, you know what? This thing ended up, I think, I'm not sure if it killed them.

933
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000
It's on its way to killing them, I do believe.

934
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:48,000
I don't think there's anything I can do that they can do about it.

935
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:50,000
So I think they're all toast.

936
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:54,000
And you know, and the bad thing is, is I'm sure the kids had nothing to do with it.

937
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:58,000
But the parents are probably like, yeah, this is great meat. Eat it.

938
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:02,000
It's going to be good for you. And then they didn't cook it right anyhow.

939
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:08,000
So you know what? I mean, I find a hard time feeling bad for these people, except for the children.

940
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,000
You, Rob?

941
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000
Yeah, I feel bad for them.

942
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:20,000
Yeah, I mean, I think that there's no reason to go kill a bear to me.

943
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:24,000
So anyhow, did you find your story, Rob?

944
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,000
Yeah, yeah, I came across one.

945
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:32,000
Well, I'd already went through the woods. I had colds for tonight, so I got to go into something else.

946
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:35,000
I've got a bunch of them here if you don't have something.

947
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,000
No, I got one here.

948
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:39,000
Oh, okay, go ahead.

949
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They're one of the most well-known bands in the world, but some music lovers are only just learning what ACDC actually stands for after 51 years.

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Founded by brothers Malcolm Young and Angus Jones, the Australian rock band's current line-up comprises lead guitarist Angus, bass guitarist Cliff Williams, drummer Phil Ladd, lead vocalist Brian Johnson, and rhythm guitarist, the nephew of Angus and Malcolm.

951
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It's 1974. The band has won 17 awards and received another 50 nominations, including Grammy Awards, RIA Music Awards, IHOP Music Awards, and MTV Music Awards.

952
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However, it seems some of the fans still can't decide on their music style, which some describe as hard rock, while others say it's heavy metal or blues rock.

953
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Whatever it is, it's very good. Agreed?

954
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Agreed. One loyal fan started to wonder what its band name actually means and asked Reddit users what does ACDC actually stand for.

955
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While some believe ACDC stands for Antichrist Devil's Child.

956
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I remember that!

957
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Its origin story couldn't be further from the Devil. When Malcolm and Angus were brainstorming band names, their sister Margaret planned out the symbol ACDC on the AC adapter of her sewing machine.

958
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The abbreviation stands for Alton Angus, current director of electricity.

959
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,000
Yeah, the general of the antichrist.

960
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They symbolized their bands for all the energy.

961
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Cool!

962
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,000
Yeah, that's what it stands for.

963
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You see, besides the after Christ Devil Comes is what I heard, but it's pretty close to what they heard on the article.

964
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The other thing that was a popular mindset was they had a relatively flamboyant lead singer before he passed away, Bon Scott.

965
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He kind of acted kind of infeminite sometimes.

966
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And supposedly, this is what the story was, and it made magazines too.

967
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They said they did that as an innuendo, although he is not bisexual, supposedly.

968
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They did that as an innuendo to gather attention because Bon Scott was rather feminine sometimes when he moved and rather feminine when he talked.

969
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Not all the time.

970
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So, supposedly, and I think there might be some truth in this, because there's many magazines that supported this belief or knew it somehow for a fact that Bon Scott was not bisexual, but they were having fun with it, trying to gather attention.

971
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Right?

972
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So, and that's why the band's name was ACDC.

973
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But what I think happened is, I think all of those factors went together in naming the band ACDC.

974
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And then when you got Brian Johnson, he definitely is a man's man, right?

975
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,000
Right.

976
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,000
Yeah.

977
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So, all of that went away with Brian Johnson because Brian Johnson is a whiskey-drinking man's man, so they couldn't really do that with him.

978
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So, anyhow, that's cool though.

979
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All right.

980
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Thank you, Rob.

981
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I got another one here if you're still ready to keep going for a little bit longer.

982
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Yeah.

983
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Okay.

984
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,000
Yeah.

985
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:38,000
Tesla self-driving cars came to another really, a really close crash again.

986
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Is a close call.

987
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Greg Doty, the second, a Tesla owner, narrowly avoided a collision after his vehicle in full self-driving mode, FSD mode, allegedly steered towards an oncoming train.

988
01:11:55,000 --> 01:12:00,000
Now, that would make you shit your pants, wouldn't it?

989
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,000
Yeah, it would.

990
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:09,000
Now, mind you, when, okay, when these doors, these doors are locked while the car is in motion, okay?

991
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:16,000
So, if this thing's going towards a train and it doesn't like veer off or you don't figure it out, you're fucked, right?

992
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:18,000
You can't get out of the thing.

993
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:25,000
So, nighttime dashcam footage from earlier this month in Ohio captured the harrowing scene.

994
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Doty's Tesla, or Doty's or whatever his name is, Tesla rapidly approaching a train with no apparent deceleration.

995
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:43,000
He insisted his Tesla was in full self-driving mode when it barreled towards the train crossing without slowing down.

996
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:52,000
Dashcam footage shows the driver taking desperate action, swerving through the railway crossing sign and slamming on the brakes just meters before an oncoming train.

997
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And if you get a chance, look this up, Rob, it is crazy.

998
01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:02,000
That guy just barely being killed by inches and seconds.

999
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Tesla faces mounting legal challenges over its allegedly misleading autopilot and full self-driving capabilities.

1000
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Owners claim these features malfunction by failing to stop for other vehicles or swerving into objects causing crashes to some tragically resulting in fatalities.

1001
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Taken to the Tesla Motors Club forum, Doty reported a troubling issue despite owning the car for less than a year.

1002
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He claimed it has twice steered itself directly towards oncoming trains in FSD, full self-driving modes, in the past six months.

1003
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Doty reportedly attempted to file a complaint and found similar cases but claims no lawyer would take it due to his lack of serious injuries.

1004
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He mentioned experience backaches and a bruise.

1005
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Tesla acknowledges that low light conditions, adverse weather such as rain or snow, direct sunlight and fog can significantly impact performance.

1006
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They strongly advise drivers to exercise caution and avoid using FSD in those scenarios.

1007
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:14,000
Now the thing I want to know Rob, there's a bunch more in the article but I'm not even going to get to it.

1008
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If they tell them, number one, was that what was going on in that train video? I didn't see fog or any of the things that it said to avoid.

1009
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It looked to me like just a perfectly normal evening with nothing really out of the ordinary in this car doing it.

1010
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Now I don't know, maybe there's something I missed or maybe the video was cleaned up, I don't know.

1011
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But to me it didn't look like any of those scenarios at all. So Rob, you got anything?

1012
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Yeah. A Southern California truck driver received an unexpected package with a live rattle sneak inside.

1013
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Leading him to believe it was a chicken murder.

1014
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Yeah?

1015
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The man called 911 after he picked up a package at the 29 Palms Post Office and made the discovery last week.

1016
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The San Bernardino County Sheriff's Office Department told USA Today on Wednesday.

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Officers responded and forwarded the report to the US Postal Inspection Service, which is conducting an investigation.

1018
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The driver's 60-year-old Elijah Boles said someone had placed cotton balls inside the box to prevent postal workers from hearing the sneak's rattle.

1019
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:49,000
Oh, okay, I think he's right on that.

1020
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He estimated the snake was about two feet long. That's a ticket murder if you ask me, Boles told the newspaper.

1021
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,000
Yeah?

1022
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Well, it goes on and it states that the snake had been in the postal system for two weeks.

1023
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:15,000
Wow. How could it stay alive that long?

1024
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:26,000
Well, actually, I think snakes can stay alive a long time. If they eat a rat or a rodent or something, I think they can stay alive for a long time.

1025
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Because their body takes a long time to dissolve that whole piece of food.

1026
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:35,000
Okay, that would probably explain that.

1027
01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:39,000
Yeah, I would not want to open that box up.

1028
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:52,000
Hell no, and imagine this, okay? They put cotton in there so you couldn't hear it rattling. Someone was seriously trying to kill this guy. I agree with that.

1029
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Sounds like it.

1030
01:16:54,000 --> 01:17:04,000
Yeah. If I was him, I would be checking his friends list really closely and his enemies list really closely because someone is trying to get him.

1031
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Alright, Rob, well, you want to go ahead and call this good for tonight?

1032
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Yeah, I'm getting a little tired.

1033
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Okay. Alright, thank you all for listening. Hi, Opal. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky.

1034
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Hi, Mom. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky.

1035
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Love you guys. Dodge City, Kansas. Ra-Ra, we love you guys. Have a fantastic evening. Good night, assholes.

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Good night, assholes.

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Oh no, looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.