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First world problems.

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Oh shit. Look at that drive thru wine.

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Two dish bags and a microphone.

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I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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So Rob how you doing today?

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I'm doing pretty good.

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Good.

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I'm gonna hold it out.

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Yeah I understand.

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I'm busy today.

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Believe it or not even though I didn't work today.

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I mean I usually have Tuesdays and Wednesdays off.

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I'm pretty tired too.

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Done a lot of yard work and a lot of standing up work.

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A lot of big item junk stuff that we just don't need anymore.

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All in all it's coming pretty good.

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And it's coming along good.

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So we're pretty happy about that.

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So kind of busy around here.

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Then we're gonna go to Eureka Springs.

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Monday Memorial Day for like three days in a row.

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And then come back.

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So that'll be pretty fun.

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And we might even do if you want to maybe like Saturday or Sunday night.

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Do an extra podcast just to throw out while I'm gone.

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But we'll see.

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I mean we don't necessarily have to.

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We got a huge library of shows.

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So anyhow it just depends on how we feel about it.

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So it's a possibility.

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Depends on time too.

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Yeah in time also you're right.

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Because we need time for this and we don't always have time.

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So anyhow we shall see.

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If not like I said we have like 200 shows they can catch up on.

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If they you know.

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So alright.

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There is this bridge on Independence Avenue in the northeast section of Kansas City.

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And Rob I know you know about this.

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The Rower Bridge that I think it takes Union Pacific over the Avenue.

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From the late 50s to the present.

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The truck eating bridge you know what I'm talking about right.

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I know exactly what the bridge is talking about.

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That was going on when I was five or six.

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I remember going by and going what the hell happened.

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And my dad's like eh.

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Someone didn't know that the bridge was that short.

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And the truck got stuck.

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So anyhow I believe it's Union Pacific.

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And anyhow you know the reason they don't do new bridges over railroads.

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You know on railroad tracks is because quite frankly it shuts down the railroad for too long.

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They can't build it that fast.

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And there's so much demand for stuff being moved by railroad.

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It is extremely hard to build a new bridge.

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So it's not like a money thing.

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People are like well can't they shell out the money to just build a new bridge.

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They can't afford to have the line shut down for that long is the problem.

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So anyhow I don't think a lot of people realize that.

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But that's the real issue.

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Not money.

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It's the real issue is shutting down the freight for that long.

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It's simply just not feasible.

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So you know this is a notorious bridge that has killed budding truck drivers careers since its conception.

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It has been estimated that over the years a total of 400 plus trucks have been stuck usually shaving the top of the trailer off.

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Or the other thing is you know crumpling it like aluminum foil.

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It just you know it just depends you know on how the truck went in and what kind of truck it is.

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I've even seen garbage trucks go under there and it was just a little bit too maybe an inch or two too long for the bridge in height.

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And it will just crumple like a garbage truck or a box truck not like a regular semi.

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It will just crumple them like aluminum foil and a lot of times they'll just toss it over which is very dangerous.

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So you know it'll aluminum foil them and all this stuff.

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The city has tried various means to try and stop the stupidity like installing warning lights.

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A sign that blinks that if you're over this tall you will get stuck.

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You know like a Ferris wheel or a let me think a roller coaster.

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They'll have a guy a cartoon guy out there right and he'll have his hand out.

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It'll go hang on there partner if you're not over this tall and his hands are you can't ride right.

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And it's like something cute like that.

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Well they even did something like that.

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They had a height thing over there and lights blinking to say an attention.

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If your truck is not is this tall or more do not go under this.

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But people still do.

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Yeah the warning light that bring blinks you know and anyhow so this has stopped nothing.

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So the wise ones of the city they have a new plan Rob.

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You know what it is.

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What's that.

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They will have warning murals painted all over the bridge to hopefully get the truckers attention before it's too late.

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I know they're probably out of options right.

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But if warning lights and if you're this tall don't go under didn't work.

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Do you think a mural is going to work.

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I mean honestly.

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They'll be too busy looking at the day.

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Yeah they're not even going to know what it's about.

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That's a cool mural.

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And then fucking everything crashes.

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So anyhow you know I was just like kind of blown away by this thought.

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I'm like really you know so you know I you know will this work.

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I'm betting no.

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But we'll we shall see I'll shut my mouth from now on and until we see if people still and I'm betting that it's not going to stop anything.

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So now how about a mural that shows a city not getting shot up by criminals.

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And you know maybe maybe you know one painted affordable you know property tax.

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You know maybe like John Doe with some dough.

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Or how about you know like not painting a Mr. Retiree sleeping on a bench because his property taxes were not affordable.

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How about that.

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If the murals going to work then let's try that.

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Let's put murals all over the bad parts of town where people are getting shot and have like everybody loving each other and hugging each other.

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If that works and there you go.

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So what I'm doing is illustrating another what I believe is a stupid move by the city of Kansas City grasping the straws swinging in the air.

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And trying to get something done but doing it in reverse and fucking backwards you know.

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So anyhow so I will get off that you know you're welcome.

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Just a thought.

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What have you.

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A new report says Americans traveling have left over a billion dollars.

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No not a billion a million.

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I'm sorry.

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In confiscated products that are not allowed by a plane allegedly.

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You know now could they maybe not work on allowing unreasonable baggage fees.

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Or how about working on not letting a voucher that expires.

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You know you know what you know how about another one.

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Don't allow dickheads at the airport while you're at it.

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Oh wait wait wait.

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No can't do that.

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They'll take off half the TSA agents.

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So we can't do that.

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They won't have enough TSA and they wouldn't be able to fly planes.

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So OK scratch the dickhead thing OK.

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Just like you know we scratch Mother Nature off the ass paddling list because evidently we really pissed her off.

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Scratch this off the list.

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So anyhow you know back to the drawing board.

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Good luck guys.

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But anyhow McDonald's made headlines recently when they started to offer a five dollar lunch meal deal.

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Wendy's just answered back with a three dollar breakfast combo that will offer a seasoned potatoes and an English muffin sandwich.

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So Burger King just offered a free air sandwich with the purchase of another air sandwich at a regular price.

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How about that huh.

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So you get some air but hold the mustard if you don't want it in your lap.

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That's my that's my that's just my suggestion Rob.

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Nothing for nothing.

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That's just what I'm saying.

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You know air sandwiches do not hold mustard very well.

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So just be careful when you eat.

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Yeah but it's buy one get one free.

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So why not get an air sandwich right.

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OK so by now I think and I think you might have heard of this.

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I don't know Rob.

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But by now I think everyone has just heard about Arrowhead canceling three Pearl Jam shows in defense of Harrison Bucker.

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I had my doubts when I first read the news.

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You know I knew that Pearl Jam isn't popular enough act right now to sell out a concert or Arrowhead let alone three.

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You know so I took to the Internet and saw where Kansas City wasn't even a stop on their tour.

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But anyhow it doesn't matter.

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Pearl Jam was never big enough in their heyday in the grunge late 1990s to sell out one capacity crowded Arrowhead.

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So what makes anyone think that they could sell out three right now.

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Taylor Swift could.

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I don't know maybe a Beyonce could know even she didn't.

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She went to T-Mobile and I think she did maybe two shows.

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I think it might even been one.

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So you know even the biggest acts the huge acts would have trouble selling out three and Arrowhead.

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So all these people bid on this thing and it's like the big hubbub people are you know the scuttlebutt is oh my God.

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You know Arrowhead defended Harrison Bucker.

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Oh gosh man.

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And they and they and Pearl Jam lost millions of dollars and they're pissed and they're taking them out soon.

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No none of it's true.

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Fake news.

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You know this started out as a meme.

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You know and someone got a ha ha out of posting it for real.

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That's how it started.

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It started out as a meme.

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It was tongue in cheek.

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It was illustrating through the absurd right.

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And it never meant it was never meant to make people think that actually happened.

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It was like oh yeah watch this ha ha.

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But people took it from there and ran with it.

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And right now I would say half of the people that are even interested thinks that Arrowhead stopped three Pearl Jam shows.

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So anyhow it's just stupid because people don't bother you know to even research this stuff.

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You know Eddie Vedder will do anything to try to catch a cheap headline anymore.

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You know Eddie just go away.

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Self-righteous musician needs a fucking hobby doesn't he.

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You know Butker was displaying free speech just like the Hamas demonstrators.

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It can't be just one in a free society right.

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Better perhaps instead of Birkenstock shopping on Amazon or looking for the next man bun accessories.

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You should brush up on your constitution Mr.

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Vedder until then shut the fuck up.

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So you heard what he said you know he called Harrison Butker a pussy and went on a big tirade about him.

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We don't care Vedder.

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Do what?

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I said yeah.

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Yeah.

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You're talking about a guy that been strung out on drugs allegedly his whole life.

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What do I care what this Birkenstock wearing fucking smelly fucking hippie says.

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I don't give one ounce of shit about him.

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As a matter of fact he can go away forever and my life would be better.

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I think that he's a complete fucking douche bag for even commenting on anything.

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And this goes for the rest of all these people that think they know more than us.

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This goes for fucking Roger Rodgers and this goes for who else does it.

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Shit I know there's a really good example at Oh Bono from YouTube.

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OK.

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You guys think that America is so fucking bad.

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Don't make your money over here.

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Go leave.

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Go to the country that you love so much.

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You know so if you're demonstrating go to that country and live.

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See how well you can demonstrate against that country.

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I'm fucking sick of it.

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All these people are like just dividing everything with their bullshit.

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So anyhow you know what I mean I would like to see Pearl Jam actually concentrate on music.

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Maybe they could put an album out worth the fuck anymore.

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But you know I'm going to go ahead and shut up right there.

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Yeah.

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Had to be said right.

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Right.

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OK. Well on other news dating apps are now looking into the red but no replies in their site.

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So a red but no no reply is it's like this.

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A man is interested in a woman right.

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And he sends her a note.

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He could see that she read it but she never gave a reply.

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You know this is cowardly and shitty you know you want to reply to him right.

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So the guy's kind of like left hanging and he's like you know I don't know man.

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Maybe she just didn't get back to it and forgot or whatever.

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So due to a number of complaints by many dating apps are looking into suspending a user after so many no replies.

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You know so you know let's get on a in my opinion let's get on an app that's a little bit more a little bit more needed.

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OK. Let's get on a app that's like you park like a brain dead gerbil on heroin app.

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How's that.

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Yeah I'm in because a lot of fucks they park like a brand brand dead gerbil on fucking heroin.

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And I would love to tell these people by app.

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Hey fuckface you just took up three parking spaces there aren't any left.

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You know no one would ever think of that because that's something that we could really use.

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You know and if they did come out with that I would purchase the premium plan right off the bat.

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When you.

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Yeah.

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I'm a limited insults for I don't know like 1099 a month or whatever the first plan the first one is like 10 insults for like 599 and then you go premium and it's unlimited insults.

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Yeah.

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Oh yeah I mean you'd be just completely like oh there's another one.

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OK.

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OK.

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Send him a note send him a note said that asshole note.

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So anyhow that is all of the first third today.

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I really didn't have a whole lot other to say than that.

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I just kind of focused on a few items.

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So anyhow Rob we turn to you to go to some stuff that you want to go to.

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I found this on our school sports.

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OK.

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The NFL is coming off the heels of a terrible year of officiating allegedly.

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Yeah.

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Every week I see that.

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No no I love it.

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I love it.

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I said I love it when we do that allegedly it's kind of making fun of it.

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Go ahead.

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I'm sorry.

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Every week with a disaster whether it be roughing the passer.

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After a first call or something as simple as spotting the ball well it seems that one of those areas is about to see a makeover finally and on a post on X.

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Every morning at my sports at a potential big change in NFL plans to trial an electronic system for measuring first down during preseason games.

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If the trial is successful and receives approval the tracking system will be fully implemented for the two thousand twenty four NFL regular season.

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Are they that close to where they'll do it this season if it works.

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According to this gentleman.

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They're going to try it during this preseason.

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I love it.

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I think it works.

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If it works they're going to keep it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You know what I like that idea.

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What do you think.

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Oh yeah.

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I think something was needed like this for a long time.

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And a lot of.

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Yeah.

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There is.

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If you go in and read this story there's a lot of.

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A lot of people saying.

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How old it is.

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Two guys out there.

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Yeah.

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It's a waste of time.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well OK.

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And another thing is what I've seen happen is is OK.

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You'll see a preponderance of evidence up there on the board of the guy making the first down and the referee said no he was here when he was obviously a little bit further up and he made the first down.

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But the referee looks to me like he won't do it because he doesn't want to look like he's wrong.

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Right.

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You'll see that you'll see it look on their face like no I made the right call even though they know that they didn't.

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And the thing is is their pride is more than them getting the call right in some occasions and that's bullshit.

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If you can do something like this and it automatically just proves it then you know keep the referees out of it.

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That way you don't have personal feelings in it.

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You know it's like look.

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Yeah.

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You can't be offended because you made the wrong call now you can't be have your feelers hurt or whatever you know.

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So I'm all for that.

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Was there any more to the article Rob.

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There was a lot more of the article but that's all I'm going to go in.

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I got you.

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If anybody wants to read more into it.

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It's our bar stool sports.

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OK.

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I think I will read into that because I want to know a little bit more about the logistics of it.

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Is it a I. Is that what you said.

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Or is it.

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I didn't say anything about a.

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That's what I was wondering if they're going to take the a.

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I. angle or if they're taking like all different camera and drone positions to do this.

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I'm going to have to read into it because I'm pretty curious about how they think this is going to happen.

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So yeah this this does not go in any of that none of that.

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OK.

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My guess my guess would be cameras.

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Probably.

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It says electronic measuring.

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OK.

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They're probably precision cameras all over station all over the field and up above.

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And it probably has something that feeds into a computer.

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And then it says all right because all these angles show and support this.

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This is what it is.

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So right.

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Yeah. So that that would be my guess.

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And I'm all for it.

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If they can get the calls right.

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And like I said a lot of times you know what the referee is doing.

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He's like I'm not going to admit to being wrong.

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My call was right.

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And he won't reverse it.

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And then someone gets screwed.

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So that's fantastic man.

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All right.

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Let's say I take a first break Rob.

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And we'll come right back.

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That sound good.

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All righty.

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And now deep thoughts with Mark.

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Why can't I just buy a can of thin paint.

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Why do I always have to go buy paint thinner.

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I may never know.

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Next up things overhead in.

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Oh wow look the way Newton channel was.

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We are to do.

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As charming as a leaky sewer pipe.

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Hey there fuck stick.

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You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

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In Toledo Mississippi.

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A structural steel company built a small bridge to go over a pothole that had been on the road for three years.

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Hi all.

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I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

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Who can afford plastic surgery.

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Stay safe everyone.

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Oh shit.

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What's that over there.

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Oh no.

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This is island of horrible jokes.

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The man explained to his doctor you have to help me I'm shrinking.

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The doctor said I will.

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You have to be a little patient.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Dirt and apocalypse don't forget the nuts.

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Hickory nuts that is.

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Yeah we know hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love.

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Everyone loves the hickory trees.

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They cut them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats.

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They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal.

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But little does anyone know about the hickory nuts.

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Dirt and apocalypse hickory nuts could be the best thing you can find.

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Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted or added to various recipes.

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Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet and savory dishes.

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You can use hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto or even a unique hickory nut milk.

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There are five types of hickory nuts.

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Bitter nut hickory, shag bark hickory, pig nut hickory, mockernut hickory and smooth bark hickory.

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Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around Missouri and surrounding areas.

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So, dirt and apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts.

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Two douchebags and microphone. Mark here.

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And I'm Rob.

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You know, Katy Perry, her last night on American Idol was last night, right?

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That's what I heard.

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Yep. Well, she's getting a lot of flack over something that happened.

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During a tribute to her, because this was her last season with American Idol and it was the last show last night and they picked a winner,

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a sack of beach balls was released on the stage and crowd.

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Perry is an admitted fan of pizza. She loves pizza.

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And they had a pizza delivered to her chair.

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So during the tribute of all these beach balls and lights and everything, someone threw a beach ball at Perry and hit her in the face.

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And it's, it's pretty brutal. I mean, I, okay, I know it's not a Nerf ball.

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So it's going to sting a little bit at least, right? Not, not to mention you're on live TV and getting smashed right in the noggin with a beach ball full force.

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Kind of sucks, right? So naturally, yeah, she was probably pretty pissed off, I bet.

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So anyhow, so then she responded by throwing pizza slices in the general direction that the ball came from.

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So the camera panned to the crowd quickly, but in a split second, it showed a young female fan getting hit in the face with a slice of pizza.

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Okay, Rob, this is what I say and I want to hear what you say.

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I say fair game, nothing to see here.

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Now, if it was bowling balls or even a tennis ball that she was throwing at him instead of a pizza slice,

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I'd say, okay, but a pizza slice, no way. Costs you doing business, move along, pharmacy closed, exit stage left and copy.

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That's what I say. Yeah. Yeah.

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You know what? If you can't, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

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And maybe that lady that got hit in the face did had nothing to do with it.

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Collateral damage. You know, how many, how many, how many wars were killed by their own people accidentally?

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You know, oh shit, I shot so and so. Oh, damn it. Well, you know, cost of doing business.

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Sway is you get hit in the face with pizza pizza.

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Now, unless it was scolding hot, which I don't believe it was, I say, who cares?

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So someone got a little bit of fucking greasy pasta sauce on their face.

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Okay. Now, if it ruined, like they had an expensive dress on or something and it was like a light color and it ruined it, then okay.

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Maybe they have somewhat of a claim, right? It's like, look, I didn't throw it.

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I'm sure the show would get rid of the cookie. Yeah, I think so, too.

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I think they'd be like, okay, well, what's it going to cost to make this go away?

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Okay. Five thousand. Okay, here you go. Now get out of here.

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Sorry about that pizza. You know, they'll make it go away. I'm sure.

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So anyhow, I'm saying a big non-issue.

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And the fact that that people made this a big issue is just a testament to how bored people are.

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So, anyhow, Rob, yes, I agree.

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It sounds to me like it was just all in. Yeah, yeah.

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And I don't think Katy Perry was necessarily like trying to hurt somebody.

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I think she was just kind of like, okay, gauntlet just thrown down.

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You throw a beach ball, hit me in the face. I'm going to throw a little pizza at you.

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So if you get hit in the face with it, well, that's the way it goes.

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So it may not. It makes for good ratings. Yeah, yeah.

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I watched it on YouTube and it was no big deal. It was no big deal.

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She wasn't pissed, screaming, shaking her fist in the air or something, you know.

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So anyhow. All right, Rob, you got something?

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Yeah, I do. I got you an American song right here. Oh, you love me.

485
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:06,000
I could tell. Yes, I do. Yep. You have to. You get me another one of those.

486
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Four artists or bands that were banned from touring Europe.

487
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:18,000
Oh, I know one of them. But go ahead. OK, first, The Beatles.

488
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:23,000
Mm hmm. That's that's who I knew. But go ahead.

489
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:28,000
For anyone who has tracked the history of The Beatles, one thing is clear.

490
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:37,000
The master went mad for the former Mop Tops when the group arrived in United States in 1964.

491
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:44,000
Heads nearly exploded from the screaming fans. In fact, touring got so crazy,

492
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:53,000
the group just stopped doing it after 1966, four years before that broke up.

493
00:32:53,000 --> 00:33:01,000
And it's because of this crazy behavior from friends that the Israeli government

494
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:09,000
banned the band from coming into its country in 1964.

495
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Yep. Yeah. So the Beatles were banned from Israel.

496
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Yep. I remember that clearly. Next, in 2015, Fred Durst,

497
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:31,000
known for worrying it backwards, went baseball cap and singing about 50.

498
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Talked about moving to the city, Crimea. His wife, after all, is from the area.

499
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:46,000
He talked about wanting to get a Russian passport and even wrote a letter

500
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:56,000
saying that Russian President Vladimir Putin was a great guy with clear moral principles and a nice person.

501
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:02,000
That led to a five year ban by the security service of Ukraine,

502
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:08,000
citing the interest of guaranteeing the security of our state.

503
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:18,000
And alleging Durst was involved in world Russian propaganda. Not a great move by Durst.

504
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Let's face it, Durst is not known for making great decisions anyhow.

505
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Yeah. So I'm saying Ukraine is better off that he did that,

506
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,000
because now they don't have to put up with his slimy ass. So there you go.

507
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:39,000
It was like the trash taking itself out, right?

508
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:48,000
True. True. Okay, next, Chris Brown can't seem to stop the violence.

509
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:56,000
The pop singer who famously assaulted Rihanna has more recently gotten himself in trouble.

510
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:01,000
The United Kingdom, for another assault accusation.

511
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:11,000
In February 2020, Brown was questioned by British authorities for targeting assault on a London music producer.

512
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Brown was accused of smashing a bottle over the band head in a nightclub.

513
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Now Brown could face arrest if he comes back to the country.

514
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:32,000
And all this happened in the wake of a prior banishment of Brown by the U.K. after he assaulted Rihanna.

515
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:42,000
He was allowed back into the country in 2020, but that seems to be changed again.

516
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:48,000
I go back to Fred Durst. They're better off without the idiot being there.

517
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:57,000
So, like I said, like on Fred Durst too, the trash taking itself out is not a bad thing.

518
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Let it be. No pun intended.

519
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Because we're just talking about the Beatles.

520
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,000
Alright, I'll stop. Go ahead, Rob.

521
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:13,000
The next one, I don't know who this is, of course.

522
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:24,000
In 2015, music star Tyler, the creator, was barred from the United Kingdom for inciting terrorism.

523
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000
But that sounds worse than it really is.

524
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000
Tyler the creator?

525
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Go ahead, I'm sorry, I'm looking him up.

526
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:46,000
As the matter had to do with lyrics in 2009 songs, broke Tyler on Twitter when the ban came down.

527
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,000
He's an American rapper and singer. He's a rapper.

528
00:36:50,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Okay. Okay. Based on lyrics from 2009, I have not allowed in the UK for three to five years.

529
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Although I was there eight weeks ago, that is why the shows that had been scheduled in the UK and Ireland were cancelled.

530
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:29,000
We are the first ones that we coming to the UK is a privilege and we expect those who come here to respect our shared values.

531
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Okay.

532
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Yeah, I did not know who he is.

533
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:39,000
I go back to what I said about the other two.

534
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:46,000
If I was them, I would just act like they are not going to get over it and just say, well, you can't come back. That's it.

535
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:50,000
So, yeah, I get it.

536
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

537
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000
Oh, okay.

538
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Oh, four. I thought there was four. Okay.

539
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000
You said four and somehow my ears heard five.

540
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000
So anyhow, yeah, that's cool.

541
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
I get it.

542
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000
So, yeah. All right.

543
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:23,000
You're you hear about you remember anything about the American Airlines where that I believe it was a flight attendant was videotaping in a bathroom and he happened to get like a nine year old girl videotape.

544
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Yes. Yes. Okay.

545
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000
I remember that. Well, there's a little bit more about this.

546
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:37,000
That was rather surprising. I'm not a big fan of American Airlines, but I didn't think that this here, they retracted it.

547
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:42,000
But I'll go into it was going to happen because this to me, in my opinion, is pretty low.

548
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:50,000
But one day after lawyers for American Airlines urged a nine year old child acted negligently.

549
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Hey, I said it.

550
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:59,000
When a nine year old child acted acted negligency and negligently. I knew I was going to fuck it up.

551
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000
I should not have tried it the second time.

552
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:10,000
When when when she was recorded by a hidden camera in an airplane laboratory, the airline is backpedaling that defense.

553
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,000
They said she acted negligent.

554
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000
Okay.

555
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:22,000
When she was just using the bathroom in an airline, how could she be negligent? Right?

556
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,000
You're just using the bathroom and your nine year old girl.

557
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
You're not thinking some creep is videotaping you.

558
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000
That should not be on her register.

559
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,000
It should not be in her thought process at all.

560
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:44,000
FBI agents knocked on a nine year old's family home almost a year after the alleged incident in January twenty twenty three to inform her parents that the videos of the child were found on a phone.

561
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Belonging to a former flight attendant who is currently in custody.

562
00:39:49,000 --> 00:40:00,000
The airline on Wednesday said in a statement about the filing our outside legal counsel retained with our insurance company made an error in this filing.

563
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:08,000
The included defense is not representative of our airline, and we have directed it to be amended this morning.

564
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:15,000
We do not believe this child is at fault and we take the allegations involving the former team member very seriously.

565
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Our core mission is to care for people and the foundation of that is the safety and security of our customers and team.

566
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:36,000
The court filing was submitted on behalf of American Airlines on Tuesday in response to a civil lawsuit filed by the nine year old parents in Texas District Court against the airline and the flight attendant.

567
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Estes Carter Thompson, the third, who allegedly recorded the child.

568
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Well, number one, he had three names.

569
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000
So that means he's fucked, right?

570
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,000
John Wayne Gacy, Mark David Chapman.

571
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

572
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
You're a criminal if you have three names.

573
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000
Just saying.

574
00:40:51,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Allegedly, the filing, which generally denied the allegations and raises several affirmative defenses, including contra contributory negligence, states defendant would show that any injuries or illnesses alleged to have been committed to the child.

575
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:15,000
The illnesses alleged to have been sustained by plaintiff Mary Doe was proximately caused by the plaintiff's own fault and negligence.

576
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:25,000
So, OK, I have so many I could go on, but I'm just going to stop it right there because I think everybody gets the idea of this.

577
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:29,000
So what American Airlines to me, I know they retracted it.

578
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000
OK, but it sounds to me like it first.

579
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000
What they said was it's your fault.

580
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:39,000
You should have known someone was fucking recording your nine year old girl in the bathroom.

581
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,000
Doesn't that in that what it sounds like?

582
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.

583
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000
They're trying to say.

584
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:51,000
OK, number one, a nine year old girl should not be thinking explicitly like that, right?

585
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:56,000
A nine year old girl should be worried about being a princess.

586
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:02,000
You know, or or or I don't know, maybe even at the worst case scenario, Pokey Man.

587
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:09,000
OK, she should not be worried about some pervert taking a picture of her while she's using the bathroom on an airline.

588
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:14,000
So that right there is insane that that was even brought up ever.

589
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:26,000
I know they retracted it, but if I was that family, I would be like, no, this is going to court and we're going to remute for every ounce we can get because we think a jury of seven is going to go.

590
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000
You know what?

591
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
You guys are fucked forever doing this.

592
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000
We don't care that you retracted it.

593
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,000
We don't care.

594
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,000
The whole bottom line is you said this at first.

595
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,000
And then when we followed the lawsuit, this just what it looks like to me.

596
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Allegedly don't know for sure.

597
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:50,000
But from what I've heard, it sounds to me like they got the lawsuit and then they're like, oh, we didn't mean that.

598
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000
We don't know what you know.

599
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000
No, it doesn't work like that.

600
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:58,000
That's kind of like walking up to someone and punching them right in the face and going, oh, I'm sorry.

601
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
I didn't mean that.

602
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,000
And then the guy's like, oh, OK, man, my nose is bleeding and probably broke.

603
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
But, you know, it's cool.

604
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000
You didn't mean it.

605
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Am I right or wrong, Rob?

606
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
You're right.

607
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
You are so correct.

608
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Yeah.

609
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000
So, Rob, you got thoughts?

610
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Go ahead.

611
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Uh, I think the person that did it should be hummed, for one.

612
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Well, it's in Texas, I think there's a reasonable there's a reasonable thought that they're going to be very harsh on him.

613
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Yeah.

614
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Yeah.

615
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000
So he'll be dealt with.

616
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Yeah.

617
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:44,000
But that company has to step up.

618
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
They really should.

619
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:52,000
If it was in like an East Coast city, upper East Coast, they probably try to hug him.

620
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
Well, let's just hug it out.

621
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
He didn't mean to.

622
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:56,000
He said he's reformed.

623
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:04,000
So anyhow, yeah, but the airlines should have to step up and take responsibility to.

624
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Yeah.

625
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Any veteran would want to try to hug this guy, right?

626
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Come here.

627
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000
You didn't mean it.

628
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Anyhow, Rob, go ahead.

629
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000
OK.

630
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Better with me on his name.

631
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000
OK.

632
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000
I can say negligent.

633
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,000
OK.

634
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,000
You have nothing to worry about, Rob.

635
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
I don't know.

636
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,000
I think this might be Japanese or something.

637
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000
OK.

638
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
They'll just make up something.

639
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000
On Tuesday.

640
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Who got Kishikawa said?

641
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Go ahead.

642
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000
I'm sorry.

643
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,000
I'm going to get the closest I can.

644
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
OK.

645
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:57,000
On Tuesday, the sports world learned that Takaru Kabachi is retired from competitive

646
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000
eating.

647
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Oh, yeah, you did say that Kabachi is the right name for him.

648
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Yeah.

649
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
You did pretty you did really good on that, Rob.

650
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
Yeah, that was really close, if not dead on.

651
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Yeah.

652
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:13,000
Kabachi is the famous eater that like can let like slam down all these hot dogs.

653
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000
He's a little skinny Japanese guy.

654
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:27,000
And Kabachi 46 won the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest six times over the course of his career.

655
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:33,000
He was once referred to as the godfather of competitive eating.

656
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:42,000
Kabachi announced his retirement in a Netflix documentary called Hack Your Life and Health.

657
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,000
The secrets to your death.

658
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:52,000
It turns out his body is taking a hit from eating so much processed food for the past

659
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000
20 years.

660
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000
I have been in this field, he said.

661
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000
He has a New York Post.

662
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:05,000
I worry about the consequences of my decision, but most importantly, I want to repair my

663
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:09,000
brain and gut.

664
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000
OK.

665
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:22,000
And once once fans heard about it, they started hitting social media pretty hard.

666
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,000
OK, yeah.

667
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Kabachi is is like he's like this legend.

668
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
Yeah, yeah.

669
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000
He has a huge following and people love him.

670
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Me, I don't think I don't I don't know.

671
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:43,000
I always kind of view gluttony gluttony is not good.

672
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:52,000
And I mean, how would you like to be a country that is in quote air quotations food insecure

673
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:57,000
and see that we're like throwing hot dogs at people at a stadium and we're eating as

674
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,000
many hot dogs as we can get our mouth around.

675
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Gluttony is got to be disgusting to people in need, don't you think?

676
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
Yeah, yeah, definitely.

677
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Like he said, it takes a toll on your health.

678
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Yeah, absolutely.

679
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:16,000
All those nitrates and the processed meat and all that stuff.

680
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:21,000
I mean, you know, fucking cow eyes, ears and fucking balls and whatever.

681
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:22,000
I mean, I guess I'd be bulls.

682
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:28,000
And, you know, all the throwaway meats, they grind up, put some seasoning in it and put

683
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:32,000
it in a casing and it's full of nitrates and other chemicals.

684
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
It cannot be good for you.

685
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:39,000
And I think that he's probably smarter than I thought for getting out of it.

686
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000
So, yeah, yeah.

687
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
So anyhow, yeah.

688
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Okay.

689
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Well, a lot of people are saddened by this news because I was really surprised by the

690
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:53,000
fanfare of this Kabatchi guy.

691
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,000
So yeah, I went.

692
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:05,000
I kind of knew who he was and I read this, I was like, oh, wow, he was bigger than what

693
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000
I thought.

694
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,000
You know what?

695
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,000
There's a lot of people tweet.

696
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000
Yeah.

697
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000
Yeah.

698
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,000
So, okay, man.

699
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
I mean, I think he's smarter than what I thought.

700
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:20,000
So and that's just my opinions on this stuff, man.

701
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:26,000
I just kind of view it as wrong when like all these countries are in need of food and

702
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:33,000
we're over here throwing hot dogs at a guy, parachuting hot dogs and eating as many of

703
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000
them as we can.

704
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:39,000
Don't you think that's kind of wrong?

705
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Yeah, I do.

706
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:46,000
If I was one of these countries in need and I heard that like we're like throwing hot

707
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:50,000
dogs at somebody, I'd be like, what the fuck, why don't you send them over here?

708
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000
We need food.

709
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:56,000
They would not give a shit if it's a hot dog full of nitrates that would keep them alive

710
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000
for another couple of days.

711
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,000
So anyhow, that's my opinion on it.

712
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000
So anyhow, you got anything more to say about it, Rob?

713
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Or is that it?

714
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000
No, that's all I had on that.

715
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Okay.

716
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
All right.

717
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000
Let's take our second break and come back with some more stuff.

718
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000
That sound good?

719
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,000
Sounds good.

720
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000
That's what we'll do then.

721
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:17,000
The apocalypse just happened.

722
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000
You don't know what to do.

723
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000
You don't know where to go.

724
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,000
But we can tell you what you can eat.

725
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:29,000
During an apocalypse, you will probably need a good insecticide.

726
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Soybean, corn and peppermint oil are some plant extracts that create powerful natural

727
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
insecticides.

728
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:40,000
They are some of nature's best organic and natural pesticides that when combined can

729
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:46,000
make a far more superior weapon that growers can effectively use to improve their integrated

730
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:52,000
pest management on their crops or on their person.

731
00:49:52,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Now, from this underground bunker, a hand-dried gun, a can-stock bullet, a couple of library

732
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,000
hand-boobies, and a couple of mis-releases, a batman is a great problem.

733
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,000
Always, we believe in psychology.

734
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Always, we believe in psychology.

735
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,000
Where's my hand?

736
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Where's my hand?

737
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,000
That needs to happen.

738
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,000
Your mindedness – what the hell…

739
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000
The crazy luck!

740
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:30,920
Theitation – Empty radio –

741
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:36,400
Where did cognitiveness go?

742
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:43,520
a writer for The Guardian in 2004 by combining the words iPod and broadcasting. In 2005,

743
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:48,600
Steve Jobs, founder of Apple, introduced the idea of subscribing to a podcast by building

744
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,800
the concept into the iTunes interface.

745
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:58,720
Who made the first podcast ever? 2004, Adam Curry and Dave Weiner are accredited with

746
00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:04,400
the invention of podcasting. Who exactly did what is up for dispute? But in the end, these

747
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:08,680
are the two guys who got it rolling. The term podcasting was mentioned by Ben Hammersley

748
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:11,440
in The Guardian newspaper article.

749
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:17,360
Two douchebags and a microphone says. You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake

750
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:21,360
up with a spoon in your ass? Just asking.

751
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:28,360
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

752
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:34,360
You as useful as a pilot with balls.

753
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:42,360
Two douchebags and a microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer you first-world

754
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,360
problems.

755
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:54,360
My 76-inch smart HDMI, triphonic, stereo TV. My remote won't work unless I'm right in front

756
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:59,360
of it. I can't believe it. This is bullshit.

757
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:07,360
Once again, it's time for Rambling of a Madman.

758
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:16,360
I believe Congress needs to synchronize tap dance for 20 minutes before each session.

759
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:26,360
That needs to happen.

760
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,360
Mark?

761
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:35,360
I'm getting ready to present a list of foods that completely flopped that will never come

762
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:38,360
back because they flopped so bad. That sound good?

763
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:39,360
Alright.

764
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:52,360
I remember every one of these I was surprised. Number one, Dunkaroos. Remember those? I think

765
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:59,360
they're little flying saucer-shaped treats. They were supposed to dunk them in milk, I

766
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:05,360
believe. If I remember correctly. Hang on. Let me take a look here. Dunkaroos. I'm pretty

767
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:11,360
sure that's what it was. Anyhow, they flopped so big that the company said that they would

768
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:20,360
never make it again. And you know what? I don't know about this list. They're still selling

769
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,360
them.

770
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:23,360
Oh, really?

771
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:31,360
Yeah. Yeah, I was right. They're little saucer-shaped. Well, some of these on this list I know are

772
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:38,360
true. They might have just brought it back. What it is is vanilla cookies with rainbow

773
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:44,360
chip frosting. You're supposed to dunk them. You take the little saucer bread-like stuff

774
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:49,360
and you dump it in the rainbow chip frosting. And then they have different kinds. So, okay,

775
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:54,360
it looks to me like all of them were discontinued except for this rainbow chip frosting vanilla

776
00:53:54,360 --> 00:54:00,360
cookie one. I think that's what happened. So, anyhow, I think it was discontinued. But

777
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:05,360
it looks to me like it was brought back not too long ago. So, I think this article was

778
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:09,360
old enough just to not know that it was brought back. So, I don't think the article's wrong

779
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:15,360
per se. I think at the time it was written it was right. So, okay. Next one. And this

780
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:20,360
is different than the fruit roll-ups they have now. The fruit roll-ups they have now

781
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:26,360
are like real fruit and they look kind of like taffy, right? They're flat and they're

782
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:32,360
rolled up. Okay. These fruit roll-ups were the ones that were on a stick. Do you remember

783
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:38,360
those? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what they're talking about because... Yeah, I forgot about

784
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:42,360
those. Yeah, because when they said this I did a little research and I'm like, wait a

785
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:46,360
minute. Those are still around. I seen them the other day. No, they're talking about the

786
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:52,360
original fruit roll-ups. And they were made by... Yeah, I forgot. Yeah, like... They come

787
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:59,360
out of the tube. Yeah, yeah. It was... Yeah. So, those are gone too and they're not coming

788
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:06,360
back. They flopped huge, I guess. This next one, you'll remember, and it flopped big time.

789
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:13,360
3D Doritos. Remember those? Yeah, I remember those. They were puffed in the middle. They

790
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:18,360
just didn't taste good. I think because they were like made out of puffed corn and not

791
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:24,360
fried corn maybe. Was that it? Could that be it maybe? Yeah, that's very well within

792
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:31,360
the problem. Yeah. Yeah, so 3D Doritos. I knew that was a flop and I knew that wasn't coming

793
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:37,360
back. So, yeah, agreed. This next one they did bring back and it did really well. And

794
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:42,360
then it went away again and I don't understand it because it's like a cult classic, especially

795
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:49,360
among Xers that grew up on this. Okay, and you'll know exactly when I say this, you'll

796
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:58,360
go, oh yeah, Surge soft drink. It was like a citrusy... Yeah, I remember that. Yeah,

797
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:05,360
a harder taste of Mountain Dew with full of caffeine. And the whole idea behind it is

798
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:11,360
you're going to get a surge of energy from this kind of a fruity type of citrusy drink.

799
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:17,360
Now, it went away the first time and then people brought it back because they demanded

800
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:21,360
it. They kept writing, I don't know, I can't remember if it was Pepsi or who did it, Schweppes

801
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:27,360
or somebody came out with it and then they sold it to another company. I think it could

802
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:31,360
have been if I remember right, like maybe Pepsi Cola came out with it first and then

803
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:36,360
they sold it to Schweppes and then Schweppes did it for a while because Pepsi didn't think

804
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:41,360
they were making enough money off of it or something, if I remember correctly. And then

805
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:46,360
they... Yeah, I believe you're right in that order. Yeah, and then they brought it back

806
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:51,360
because there was like outpouring of people going, we want Surge back. Well, I remember

807
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:57,360
seeing a lot of people our age drinking Surge for a couple of years and now it's gone again.

808
00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:02,360
So I don't understand. And this being a flop, I don't agree with that. I don't think it

809
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:06,360
was a flop unless it like served its course and then it dropped off and everyone forgot

810
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:11,360
about it. I guess it could be because some of these, you know, they went really well

811
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:17,360
at first and then people got tired of them and they went away. So, okay, the next one

812
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:24,360
is Butterfinger BBs. Remember? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They look like little

813
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:29,360
malted milk ball kind of things, but they're Butterfingers. Yeah, I liked them myself.

814
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:33,360
I thought they're pretty unique. I did too. Yeah, I thought they're good. But I mean,

815
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:39,360
I don't think they lasted but maybe a half a year maybe. They were not around that long.

816
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:45,360
I mean, they were like done after like maybe, I don't know, I'd say three months maybe.

817
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:52,360
You couldn't find them anymore. So the next one, and you'll remember it because they still

818
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:58,360
have a version of this cereal, but they just don't have French Toast Crunch. They have

819
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:07,360
Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but French Toast Crunch went away. It didn't do that well. Do you

820
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:12,360
even remember that? It was out vaguely for a little bit, maybe about 12 years ago. Yeah.

821
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:17,360
And it was like a concoction. They're like, oh, you like cinnamon? We'll try our new

822
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:25,360
French Toast Crunch. But the whole thing was, is it wasn't that good. It didn't stay crispy

823
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:32,360
and milk. It got soggy. It lost its taste, if I remember correctly. And they're essentially,

824
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:36,360
I don't know, by the time you got done, you might as well have ate a fucking bowl of wheat

825
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:42,360
thins or whatever. What was that wheat stuff? Was it wheat thins or something? I don't know.

826
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:52,360
That was made by the stranded wheat. Anyhow, okay, forget it. Yeah, it was horrible.

827
00:58:52,360 --> 00:59:02,360
Oreo cereal, another one. I didn't like it because I didn't think the taste went very

828
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:09,360
well. It didn't stand up. If I remember correctly, you're thinking Oreos cookies. I was going

829
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:14,360
to taste like cookies and milk. I don't think that they found a strong enough flavor to

830
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:20,360
put in it to stand up to the milk. Actually, I thought you ended up with more flavor in

831
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:24,360
the milk than the dead on the cereal. I think you're right. I think you're right on that,

832
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:30,360
Rob. That sounds about correct. I don't remember that much about it, but I do remember that.

833
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:35,360
Okay, yeah, you're right. I'm pretty sure that's what happened. This next one's going

834
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:43,360
to take a minute. But all you got to think is like little, what would you call them?

835
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:54,360
Not jelly bean. Little shark flavored fruit snacks. Shark bite fruit snacks is the name

836
00:59:54,360 --> 01:00:00,360
of them. Remember them? They came in little packages, plastic packages, and they looked

837
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:06,360
like little sharks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't have anything against them. It's just like

838
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:11,360
those little fruit things like that really didn't appeal to me. I never was a fan of

839
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:15,360
them and I didn't run out and get them at all anyhow, so it didn't matter to me. But

840
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:20,360
I don't know what was actually wrong with them. Do you? Did you ever eat them? No, not

841
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:26,360
really. I never. You were never into that kind of stuff either, were you? Yeah. I think

842
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:31,360
that's the problem is I think like when the stuff came out, no one was really into that

843
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:35,360
stuff. Now they have fruit snacks, but like the younger generation is buying that for

844
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,360
their kids. They're like, you know, we're not doing the processed sugar. We're going

845
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:42,360
to do real, you know, we're going to do real fruit dried or something like that. Cause

846
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:49,360
that's kind of the rage now is like dried real fruit. So, you know, um, so something

847
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:55,360
like this one go well because it's full of processed sugar and gelatin. So, um, and then

848
01:00:55,360 --> 01:01:04,360
finally, and I remember I tried it over at Davies and it was, uh, me and him both went

849
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:10,360
and that was it. But, uh, I got to give you a little background on this. Okay. Davie and

850
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:18,360
I have this passion for Dr. Pepper knockoffs. Okay. That is someone that tried to copy the

851
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:25,360
Dr. Pepper formula. Okay. And they didn't do it or in one case, in one case it was better

852
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:30,360
than Dr. Pepper, but they quit selling it. And now Dr. Pepper Schweppes owns the recipe

853
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:36,360
to it. Cause they own RC Cola. So here's what happened. It was called Dr. Nehi. Do you remember

854
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:46,360
that? Yes, I do. That was a fantastic drink and they discontinued it. And now that RC,

855
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:53,360
um, uh, well RC doesn't own it, but I mean it's owned by Schweppes Dr. Pepper, I believe

856
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:59,360
Dr. Pepper's not going to put that out. Why would they? They have a Dr. Drink and that's

857
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:06,360
what it is. So they're not going to put out Dr. Nehi. So that ownership of that isn't

858
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:09,360
in the right, you know, if they ever sell it, someone might try it again. I would love

859
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:16,360
to have it again. I'd love to see it. The whole Nehi line was the best. Oh yeah. Well,

860
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:21,360
you can still, you can still get the original formula formula Nehi's. There's this place

861
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:28,360
here in Kansas city called Casey soda company. It's at the city market. Um, you can go there

862
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:35,360
and it has, um, like these, um, runs, like someone will buy the rights to make a run

863
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:42,360
to the originally high recipe and like the original, um, Nesbit recipe, Nesbit orange,

864
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:48,360
the original, uh, uh, Fanta, the original, all of this stuff. They even have a Kickapoo

865
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:53,360
joy juice was kind of like the original Mountain Dew. And what they do is they kind of lease

866
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:58,360
it to these bottling companies. Okay. And they're like gimmick sodas. They're like,

867
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:03,360
okay, this is the old recipe and it is the old recipe with the real cane sugar and the

868
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:08,360
less ingredient in it and you know, and more of just like natural flavors or whatever.

869
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:14,360
Okay. So it is the original formula and they'll do it and runs and they'll make like, I don't

870
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:19,360
know, 300,000 of them and then stop. And then maybe a couple of years later, they'll come

871
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:25,360
out with it again. So you can get the original knee high at times from specialty soda companies

872
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:30,360
or you can find it online and it's all in bottles. They don't sell it in cans. It's all in bottles.

873
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:35,360
And I'll tell you what, um, I will get a couple of them when we finally meet up wherever that

874
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:40,360
is. I will have a couple of knee, a knee high grape, knee high orange and a knee high peach.

875
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:47,360
How does that sound? Yeah. Cause those were the three best, I believe, weren't they? Yeah,

876
01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:53,360
I believe so. Peach, orange and great. Not their knee high, but too stabby, man. No,

877
01:03:53,360 --> 01:04:01,360
it was a, it was a great drink. And I think that it like, uh, what was it? I think the

878
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:06,360
company itself, whoever owned it at the time, the knee high beverage company was having

879
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:12,360
a lot of, um, financial issues. So they chose to discontinue it because they couldn't really

880
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:17,360
go up against Dr. Pepper because Dr. Pepper had the markets everywhere in the shelf space.

881
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:22,360
If I don't know if that's true, but I thought it was something like that. Right. So, uh,

882
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:28,360
anyhow, so this rice crispy treats was in response to, I was in the panhandle doing

883
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:33,360
a job, the Florida Panhandle and they have this Dr. Pepper knockoff that I never seen

884
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:39,360
before. It was called Dr. Wham. And let's see if they still make it. And it was pretty

885
01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:44,360
good. It wasn't a Dr. Knee high, but it was decent. And I send Davey a picture back going,

886
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:49,360
Hey, you ever see this shit? And he's like, no, no, no. So, um, I came back with some

887
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:55,360
of it in my suitcase and, uh, um, and anyhow, we tried it and it was like, okay, it's pretty

888
01:04:55,360 --> 01:05:01,360
good. And so then he called me a couple of days later, he said his house and he goes,

889
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:08,360
Hey man, he goes, um, I got some rice crispy treats cereal here. I'm like, what? It's

890
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:18,360
like, yeah, rice, crispy treats. Yeah. And we tried it and it was good, but, um, um,

891
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:26,360
but I mean, it's not going to go anywhere because it isn't better than Dr. Pepper. It's

892
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:31,360
not quite to the level of Dr. Pepper is just different. It's more of maybe a cherry cola

893
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:36,360
type of drink or something than, uh, you know, than Dr. Pepper itself. You know what I mean?

894
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:42,360
So, um, it's good, but here's what it says about Dr. Wham. Dr. Wham is a Pepsi produced

895
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:47,360
soda that's similar to Dr. Pepper in flavor and nutritional value. It contains 1% sodium,

896
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:54,360
9% carbohydrates, 26 to 27 grams of sugar, and a hundred calories per eight ounce serving.

897
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:59,360
Dr. Wham is only sold in areas where Pepsi doesn't have the rights to sell Dr. Pepper,

898
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:05,360
such as Alabama, Georgia, and Florida. It's available in two liters cans and in a diet

899
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:12,360
form. So, okay. All right. So you can still buy Dr. Wham. You know, if I ever run across

900
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:17,360
it again, I will buy some, uh, and, uh, and bring it to you because I didn't know you're

901
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:24,360
interested in stuff like this, Rob. Oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. But it was good. Yeah. I had never,

902
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:30,360
I've never heard of Dr. Wham. Well, reading that it's like, I don't live down there either.

903
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:34,360
Yeah. Well, they don't have the rights to sell Dr. Pepper. So I guess they came up with

904
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:39,360
something. They're like, well, let's make our own Dr. Drink. And it was pretty close,

905
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:46,360
but you know, it, it's, it's not Dr. Pepper. And like I said, it's regional and only like

906
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:52,360
three states and it's not even all over Florida, only found in the Pan Apple Pan Am handle

907
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:58,360
because, um, you know, I've been to all parts of Florida, all over Florida work in play.

908
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:07,360
And I've only saw it down there near Pensacola, um, um, that whole area there, you know, the

909
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:15,360
Alabama border area, all that stuff. So they don't sell it down south further into like

910
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:21,360
the, the real Florida instead of the Pan handle. So anyhow, all right. So rice crispy treats

911
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:26,360
was good, but him and I both thought it kind of lagged is like, eh, it's good, but it's

912
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:31,360
not great. So we understand why that went away. So anyhow, Rob, you got something.

913
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:42,360
Yeah. Um, in the early, early 1970s, a peculiar story began to circulate in the rural community

914
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of Louisiana, Missouri, local spoke of an, a gnat, a gnat, a blight creature known as

915
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Momo or the Missouri monster. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Go ahead. This is how it got started.

916
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Uh, the descriptive resembling the legendary big foot captured the attention of many yet

917
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it never quite reached the same level of widespread fame as its counterparts in other regions.

918
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Yeah, it never did. It wasn't a Sasquatch. Eyewitnesses described Momo as an imposing

919
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figure standing at an impressive height of approximately seven feet. Its body was said

920
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to be covered in dark shaggy fur and it emitted a foul, putrid odor that lingered in its presence.

921
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Perhaps the most striking feature of this mysterious being was its head depicted as

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being the size of a pumpkin with large glowing orange eyes pierced through the dark. I forgot

923
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about that. One of the most well known alleged sightings of Momo took place on a warm July

924
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evening in 1972. Two young boys were playing in their backyard on, on the outskirts of

925
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Louisiana, Missouri when the playful laughter suddenly turned to screams of terror. Their

926
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older sister Doris, who was in the kitchen at the time, rushed to the window to investigate,

927
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to take, investigate the commotion. What she eyewitnessed would forever be Esther in memory,

928
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a massive dark-haired humanoid creature, holding what appeared to be a lifeless dog in its

929
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grasp. There's been other reports, although Momo may not have gained the same level of

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worldwide recognition.

931
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Uh huh. Momo was famous to us because we lived around Missouri. I think most Missourians

932
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know a little bit about the history of Missouri, they know about the Momo. And anyhow, I forgot

933
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about the orange red glowing eyes that caught me off guard. I was like, oh yeah, they did

934
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say that. There's a lot of people that swear by it and they're like, yeah, it's there.

935
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So it's kind of like a Sasquatch where all these people have seen it, but they, they

936
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can't, you know, they can't prove it's there. But it never did get the same traction as

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Sasquatch did. Agreed?

938
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Right. Right. And you living down here, you hear people still talking about it all the

939
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time.

940
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Oh, they still do? Oh, okay.

941
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Yeah. People still talk about it. And there's been sightings down around Blanton of Big

942
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Foot.

943
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Um, I knew that there was a Big Foot like thing down there. It's actually in Eureka

944
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Springs too. And all in between there over near Table Rock Lake and Beaver Lake and Bull

945
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Shoals. That whole area is supposed to be fertile for these, I guess you call them Big

946
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Foot style of a monster.

947
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Yeah. Yeah.

948
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Yeah. So.

949
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That's what we're told by here too.

950
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Yeah. And there's people that swear by it.

951
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And it makes sense. It makes sense.

952
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Yeah. I mean, it's

953
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All the wooded area and the hills.

954
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People like to move down there, but a lot of people don't because to move in some of

955
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those areas, you have to put in your own utilities. People would love to own 300 wooded

956
01:11:55,360 --> 01:12:01,360
acres, right? But to own that, number one, a lot of times you've got to build a road

957
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to go to it, way back in there. And then you have got to have all the utilities ran to

958
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it. So the road you build probably doesn't have utility lines on it. Okay. Unless you

959
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:18,360
were all solar and geothermal, you can't really live there. I mean, it costs too much

960
01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:22,360
to put in because I know someone that was going to do it. He was in the same union I

961
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was in and he was waiting to retire. And he said, yeah, I'm going to retire over there

962
01:12:28,360 --> 01:12:34,360
south of Branson, maybe like a little bit west of Theodosia, if you know where that

963
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:41,360
is, right? Yeah. Yeah. He had some land targeted. He knew about a friend of him that lived

964
01:12:41,360 --> 01:12:46,360
down near Branson told him about it. And anyhow, he come back one day. I'm like, well, did

965
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you know? And I said, did you get it? Are you going to buy the land? And he said, no,

966
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he said, the reason is, is because I went down there and the land was perfect for what

967
01:12:57,360 --> 01:13:02,360
I want. Perfect to build a house on, perfect for all that. But he said, you have to build

968
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a road and you have to get the utilities to there. And I don't know enough about solar

969
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:13,360
and geothermal to do anything like that. So I'm kind of at a stuck point. He said, I just

970
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:20,360
can't, I'm going to have to move somewhere that already has utilities in it. So, so that's

971
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how come more people don't move down in that area. That's the problem down there. And that's

972
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:30,360
why it's so secluded. That's why you would have a big foot down there or a Momo or so.

973
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Momo is more up north, isn't it? Momo is more like maybe Lake of the Ozarks area. Well,

974
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Louisiana and that area. Oh, is there a Momo down there? The article even went on to say

975
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that it had been spotted around six flags back in the nineties. Okay. Okay. Which tells

976
01:13:56,360 --> 01:14:05,360
me it's kind of traveling up and down 44 highway. Probably. I mean, you know, like looking for

977
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:09,360
food, you know, there'd been a lot of times there's a drought down there and they had

978
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probably maybe had to come up north to find food. Who knows? That's also on the north

979
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side of the Mark Plain National Forest. Yes. Good point. Good point. Yeah. Because that

980
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is a hell of a forest. There is nothing back there for miles and miles. I mean, I love

981
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:36,360
it. Yeah. You ever really want to go camping and really rough it, not glamping, not all

982
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:44,360
like no electricity, nothing, maybe a little a little operated battery operated radio

983
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:51,360
or something. But that's it. Okay. That's Mark Plain National Forest. There's no camping

984
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there, but they will let you go ahead and, and camp there if you want. But it's all primitive.

985
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And another thing is at night. Have you ever been in that forest at night? I've been camping

986
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there at night. The, the, the, not at night. I've driven through it during the day. Okay.

987
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Have you ever seen, well, you probably have them where you live. The Missouri tarantulas.

988
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Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some of them are black. Some of them are traditional colored. Okay.

989
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And they're huge. And I don't think they're quite as venomous as whatever the other tarantula

990
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:35,360
is. And they're like really shy. They're really shy. Yes. Yeah. That's what I was thinking.

991
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And so these things are up in the trees at night and you can shine a light and you can

992
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:47,360
see eight eyes all over these trees. And it's really freaky because you're like, oh shit,

993
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:52,360
what if one of them just jumped down and started jabbing me and then another one did it really?

994
01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:58,360
You really kind of get your eye off of that and have a fire going most of the night because

995
01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:03,360
you're afraid you'd the truth is the spiders don't want anything to do with you. Right.

996
01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:07,360
They see you and they think, oh shit, I don't know that thing might kill me. So they stay

997
01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:12,360
away from you. But the whole thought of them up in the trees will freak you out if you

998
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:20,360
sit there, you know, with nothing. Yeah. Yeah. And especially if you shine a light up there

999
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:25,360
like I did, I'm like, oh man, it's like, I wish I wouldn't have done that. So and then

1000
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all the sounds in a forest, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. The animal sounds,

1001
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:37,360
a panther sounds like a female screaming. I've heard it before. We had a panther over

1002
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on the other side of Cleveland, Missouri, where I lived. There's this lake over there

1003
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that a friend of mine owned and at night we're camping on the lake. And he told us, he said,

1004
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:54,360
if you hear something, it sounds like a woman screaming. Don't freak out. It's a panther.

1005
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A panther is not going to get anywhere near you. They don't want near you, but just know

1006
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:05,360
that that's a panther. Sure enough, that night sound like a woman screaming and never did

1007
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:09,360
come over to us. We had a fire going and everything, but he didn't want anything to do with us.

1008
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The panther. So and then there's other sounds too, all different types of crazy mating sounds

1009
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and stuff that you have no idea exist until you're out there in a forest alone. So anyhow,

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I would like to do something like that again, but we'll see. I think I'd like to. Well,

1011
01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:36,360
I mean, you just got to be careful and that's it. You know, you don't let your fire get

1012
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:42,360
out of hand. And when you leave, you make sure you know, because those, those forests,

1013
01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:47,360
they're really prone to forest fires. That's why they have all those. That's why they have

1014
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:53,360
all those big towers that can you still walk up them or do you know, like at one and climax

1015
01:17:53,360 --> 01:18:02,360
Springs, can you still walk up that one? You used to be able to. I don't know if you can.

1016
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I know some of them around here. They shut down. That's probably have other ways. They

1017
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probably have drones and stuff like that now that they don't have to have a forest guy,

1018
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:19,360
a ranger up there in the towers. I bet. I bet you they found better ways of doing it,

1019
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:29,360
but they used to let you walk to the top. Oh, it was beautiful. Those lookouts at the

1020
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top, you get up there and of course we didn't have cell phones back then, you know, but

1021
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now it'd just be like cell phone paradise taking all those pictures, but it was just

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01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:44,360
beautiful. You could see for miles and miles and miles of nothing but wooded land lakes

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that you didn't know existed back there. Really cool. So anyhow, all right, Rob, you got anything

1024
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:58,360
left? Oh, hi Opal. Hi Jimmy. Hi Ricky. Hi grandma. Hi Jimmy. Hi Ricky. Dodge City, Kansas.

1025
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Ra Ra. We love you guys. Um, three out of the seven people that live there. Listen,

1026
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:09,360
now, now there's more, quite a few more people in Dodge City than that. So anyhow, um, I'm

1027
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pretty much done. Are you? Yeah, that's about all I have for tonight, buddy. Yep. I think,

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uh, I think I'm winding down too, Rob. Anyhow, thank you all for listening. Have a fantastic

1029
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evening. We love you guys. Thanks assholes. Good night. Good night, assholes. Oh no,

1030
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looks like the show's over kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless

1031
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mic. Fear not assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.