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I'm Mark.
And I'm Rob.
So Rob how you doing today?
I'm doing pretty good.
Good.
I'm gonna hold it out.
Yeah I understand.
I'm busy today.
Believe it or not even though I didn't work today.
I mean I usually have Tuesdays and Wednesdays off.
I'm pretty tired too.
Done a lot of yard work and a lot of standing up work.
A lot of big item junk stuff that we just don't need anymore.
Giving away some stuff.
We're just trying to declutter the whole area including the garage.
And it's quite a chore.
All in all it's coming pretty good.
And it's coming along good.
So we're pretty happy about that.
So kind of busy around here.
Then we're gonna go to Eureka Springs.
Monday Memorial Day for like three days in a row.
And then come back.
So that'll be pretty fun.
And we might even do if you want to maybe like Saturday or Sunday night.
Do an extra podcast just to throw out while I'm gone.
But we'll see.
I mean we don't necessarily have to.
We got a huge library of shows.
So you know.
So anyhow it just depends on how we feel about it.
So it's a possibility.
Anyhow.
Depends on time too.
Yeah in time also you're right.
Because we need time for this and we don't always have time.
So anyhow we shall see.
If not like I said we have like 200 shows they can catch up on.
If they you know.
So alright.
There is this bridge on Independence Avenue in the northeast section of Kansas City.
And Rob I know you know about this.
Okay.
The Rower Bridge that I think it takes Union Pacific over the Avenue.
From the late 50s to the present.
Okay.
The truck eating bridge you know what I'm talking about right.
Yeah.
I know exactly what the bridge is talking about.
That was going on when I was five or six.
I mean I remember that.
I remember going by and going what the hell happened.
And my dad's like eh.
Someone didn't know that the bridge was that short.
And the truck got stuck.
And you know and I'm like wow.
So anyhow I believe it's Union Pacific.
And anyhow you know the reason they don't do new bridges over railroads.
You know on railroad tracks is because quite frankly it shuts down the railroad for too long.
They can't build it that fast.
And there's so much demand for stuff being moved by railroad.
It is extremely hard to build a new bridge.
Right.
So it's not like a money thing.
People are like well can't they shell out the money to just build a new bridge.
Yes.
They can't afford to have the line shut down for that long is the problem.
So anyhow I don't think a lot of people realize that.
But that's the real issue.
Not money.
It's the real issue is shutting down the freight for that long.
It's simply just not feasible.
So you know this is a notorious bridge that has killed budding truck drivers careers since its conception.
It has been estimated that over the years a total of 400 plus trucks have been stuck usually shaving the top of the trailer off.
Or the other thing is you know crumpling it like aluminum foil.
It just you know it just depends you know on how the truck went in and what kind of truck it is.
I've even seen garbage trucks go under there and it was just a little bit too maybe an inch or two too long for the bridge in height.
And it will just crumple like a garbage truck or a box truck not like a regular semi.
It will just crumple them like aluminum foil and a lot of times they'll just toss it over which is very dangerous.
So okay.
So you know it'll aluminum foil them and all this stuff.
The city has tried various means to try and stop the stupidity like installing warning lights.
A sign that blinks that if you're over this tall you will get stuck.
You know like a Ferris wheel or a let me think a roller coaster.
They'll have a guy a cartoon guy out there right and he'll have his hand out.
It'll go hang on there partner if you're not over this tall and his hands are you can't ride right.
And it's like something cute like that.
Well they even did something like that.
They had a height thing over there and lights blinking to say an attention.
If your truck is not is this tall or more do not go under this.
But people still do.
Yeah the warning light that bring blinks you know and anyhow so this has stopped nothing.
So the wise ones of the city they have a new plan Rob.
You know what it is.
What's that.
They will have warning murals painted all over the bridge to hopefully get the truckers attention before it's too late.
Well okay.
I know they're probably out of options right.
But if warning lights and if you're this tall don't go under didn't work.
Do you think a mural is going to work.
I mean honestly.
No no no.
They'll be too busy looking at the day.
Yeah they're not even going to know what it's about.
That's a cool mural.
And then fucking everything crashes.
So anyhow you know I was just like kind of blown away by this thought.
I'm like really you know so you know I you know will this work.
I'm betting no.
But we'll we shall see I'll shut my mouth from now on and until we see if people still and I'm betting that it's not going to stop anything.
So now how about a mural that shows a city not getting shot up by criminals.
And you know maybe maybe you know one painted affordable you know property tax.
You know maybe like John Doe with some dough.
Or how about you know like not painting a Mr. Retiree sleeping on a bench because his property taxes were not affordable.
How about that.
If the murals going to work then let's try that.
Let's put murals all over the bad parts of town where people are getting shot and have like everybody loving each other and hugging each other.
Right.
Yeah.
If that works and there you go.
So what I'm doing is illustrating another what I believe is a stupid move by the city of Kansas City grasping the straws swinging in the air.
And trying to get something done but doing it in reverse and fucking backwards you know.
So anyhow so I will get off that you know you're welcome.
Just a thought.
What have you.
OK.
A new report says Americans traveling have left over a billion dollars.
No not a billion a million.
I'm sorry.
In confiscated products that are not allowed by a plane allegedly.
You know now could they maybe not work on allowing unreasonable baggage fees.
Or how about working on not letting a voucher that expires.
You know you know what you know how about another one.
Don't allow dickheads at the airport while you're at it.
Oh wait wait wait.
No can't do that.
They'll take off half the TSA agents.
So we can't do that.
They won't have enough TSA and they wouldn't be able to fly planes.
So OK scratch the dickhead thing OK.
Just like you know we scratch Mother Nature off the ass paddling list because evidently we really pissed her off.
Scratch this off the list.
Yeah yeah.
So anyhow you know back to the drawing board.
Good luck guys.
But anyhow McDonald's made headlines recently when they started to offer a five dollar lunch meal deal.
Wendy's just answered back with a three dollar breakfast combo that will offer a seasoned potatoes and an English muffin sandwich.
So Burger King just offered a free air sandwich with the purchase of another air sandwich at a regular price.
How about that huh.
So you get some air but hold the mustard if you don't want it in your lap.
That's my that's my that's just my suggestion Rob.
Nothing for nothing.
That's just what I'm saying.
You know air sandwiches do not hold mustard very well.
So just be careful when you eat.
Yeah but it's buy one get one free.
So why not get an air sandwich right.
Yeah.
All right.
OK so by now I think and I think you might have heard of this.
I don't know Rob.
But by now I think everyone has just heard about Arrowhead canceling three Pearl Jam shows in defense of Harrison Bucker.
Right.
Yeah.
OK.
I had my doubts when I first read the news.
You know I knew that Pearl Jam isn't popular enough act right now to sell out a concert or Arrowhead let alone three.
You know so I took to the Internet and saw where Kansas City wasn't even a stop on their tour.
But anyhow it doesn't matter.
Pearl Jam was never big enough in their heyday in the grunge late 1990s to sell out one capacity crowded Arrowhead.
So what makes anyone think that they could sell out three right now.
Taylor Swift could.
I don't know maybe a Beyonce could know even she didn't.
She went to T-Mobile and I think she did maybe two shows.
I think it might even been one.
So you know even the biggest acts the huge acts would have trouble selling out three and Arrowhead.
So all these people bid on this thing and it's like the big hubbub people are you know the scuttlebutt is oh my God.
You know Arrowhead defended Harrison Bucker.
Oh gosh man.
And they and they and Pearl Jam lost millions of dollars and they're pissed and they're taking them out soon.
No none of it's true.
Fake news.
You know this started out as a meme.
You know and someone got a ha ha out of posting it for real.
That's how it started.
It started out as a meme.
It was tongue in cheek.
It was illustrating through the absurd right.
Right.
And it never meant it was never meant to make people think that actually happened.
It was like oh yeah watch this ha ha.
But people took it from there and ran with it.
And right now I would say half of the people that are even interested thinks that Arrowhead stopped three Pearl Jam shows.
So anyhow it's just stupid because people don't bother you know to even research this stuff.
You know Eddie Vedder will do anything to try to catch a cheap headline anymore.
You know Eddie just go away.
Self-righteous musician needs a fucking hobby doesn't he.
Yeah.
You know Butker was displaying free speech just like the Hamas demonstrators.
It can't be just one in a free society right.
Better perhaps instead of Birkenstock shopping on Amazon or looking for the next man bun accessories.
You should brush up on your constitution Mr.
Vedder until then shut the fuck up.
So you heard what he said you know he called Harrison Butker a pussy and went on a big tirade about him.
We don't care Vedder.
Do what?
I said yeah.
Yeah.
You're talking about a guy that been strung out on drugs allegedly his whole life.
What do I care what this Birkenstock wearing fucking smelly fucking hippie says.
I don't give one ounce of shit about him.
As a matter of fact he can go away forever and my life would be better.
I think that he's a complete fucking douche bag for even commenting on anything.
And this goes for the rest of all these people that think they know more than us.
This goes for fucking Roger Rodgers and this goes for who else does it.
Shit I know there's a really good example at Oh Bono from YouTube.
OK.
You guys think that America is so fucking bad.
Don't make your money over here.
Go leave.
Go to the country that you love so much.
You know so if you're demonstrating go to that country and live.
See how well you can demonstrate against that country.
I'm fucking sick of it.
All these people are like just dividing everything with their bullshit.
So anyhow you know what I mean I would like to see Pearl Jam actually concentrate on music.
Maybe they could put an album out worth the fuck anymore.
But you know I'm going to go ahead and shut up right there.
Yeah.
Had to be said right.
Right.
OK. Well on other news dating apps are now looking into the red but no replies in their site.
So a red but no no reply is it's like this.
A man is interested in a woman right.
And he sends her a note.
He could see that she read it but she never gave a reply.
You know this is cowardly and shitty you know you want to reply to him right.
So the guy's kind of like left hanging and he's like you know I don't know man.
Maybe she just didn't get back to it and forgot or whatever.
So due to a number of complaints by many dating apps are looking into suspending a user after so many no replies.
You know so you know let's get on a in my opinion let's get on an app that's a little bit more a little bit more needed.
OK. Let's get on a app that's like you park like a brain dead gerbil on heroin app.
How's that.
Yeah I'm in because a lot of fucks they park like a brand brand dead gerbil on fucking heroin.
And I would love to tell these people by app.
Hey fuckface you just took up three parking spaces there aren't any left.
You know no one would ever think of that because that's something that we could really use.
You know and if they did come out with that I would purchase the premium plan right off the bat.
When you.
Yeah.
I'm a limited insults for I don't know like 1099 a month or whatever the first plan the first one is like 10 insults for like 599 and then you go premium and it's unlimited insults.
Yeah.
Oh yeah I mean you'd be just completely like oh there's another one.
OK.
Send him a note send him a note said that asshole note.
So anyhow that is all of the first third today.
I really didn't have a whole lot other to say than that.
I just kind of focused on a few items.
So anyhow Rob we turn to you to go to some stuff that you want to go to.
I found this on our school sports.
OK.
The NFL is coming off the heels of a terrible year of officiating allegedly.
Yeah.
Every week I see that.
No no I love it.
I love it.
I said I love it when we do that allegedly it's kind of making fun of it.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Every week with a disaster whether it be roughing the passer.
After a first call or something as simple as spotting the ball well it seems that one of those areas is about to see a makeover finally and on a post on X.
Every morning at my sports at a potential big change in NFL plans to trial an electronic system for measuring first down during preseason games.
If the trial is successful and receives approval the tracking system will be fully implemented for the two thousand twenty four NFL regular season.
Are they that close to where they'll do it this season if it works.
According to this gentleman.
They're going to try it during this preseason.
I love it.
I think it works.
If it works they're going to keep it.
Yeah.
You know what I like that idea.
What do you think.
Oh yeah.
I think something was needed like this for a long time.
And a lot of.
Yeah.
There is.
If you go in and read this story there's a lot of.
A lot of people saying.
How old it is.
Two guys out there.
Yeah.
It's a waste of time.
Yeah.
Well OK.
And another thing is what I've seen happen is is OK.
You'll see a preponderance of evidence up there on the board of the guy making the first down and the referee said no he was here when he was obviously a little bit further up and he made the first down.
But the referee looks to me like he won't do it because he doesn't want to look like he's wrong.
Right.
You'll see that you'll see it look on their face like no I made the right call even though they know that they didn't.
And the thing is is their pride is more than them getting the call right in some occasions and that's bullshit.
If you can do something like this and it automatically just proves it then you know keep the referees out of it.
That way you don't have personal feelings in it.
You know it's like look.
Yeah.
You can't be offended because you made the wrong call now you can't be have your feelers hurt or whatever you know.
So I'm all for that.
Was there any more to the article Rob.
There was a lot more of the article but that's all I'm going to go in.
I got you.
If anybody wants to read more into it.
It's our bar stool sports.
OK.
I think I will read into that because I want to know a little bit more about the logistics of it.
Is it a I. Is that what you said.
Or is it.
I didn't say anything about a.
That's what I was wondering if they're going to take the a.
I. angle or if they're taking like all different camera and drone positions to do this.
I'm going to have to read into it because I'm pretty curious about how they think this is going to happen.
So yeah this this does not go in any of that none of that.
OK.
My guess my guess would be cameras.
Probably.
It says electronic measuring.
OK.
They're probably precision cameras all over station all over the field and up above.
And it probably has something that feeds into a computer.
And then it says all right because all these angles show and support this.
This is what it is.
So right.
Yeah. So that that would be my guess.
And I'm all for it.
If they can get the calls right.
And like I said a lot of times you know what the referee is doing.
He's like I'm not going to admit to being wrong.
My call was right.
And he won't reverse it.
And then someone gets screwed.
So that's fantastic man.
All right.
Let's say I take a first break Rob.
And we'll come right back.
That sound good.
All righty.
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And I'm Rob.
You know, Katy Perry, her last night on American Idol was last night, right?
That's what I heard.
Yep. Well, she's getting a lot of flack over something that happened.
During a tribute to her, because this was her last season with American Idol and it was the last show last night and they picked a winner,
a sack of beach balls was released on the stage and crowd.
Perry is an admitted fan of pizza. She loves pizza.
And they had a pizza delivered to her chair.
So during the tribute of all these beach balls and lights and everything, someone threw a beach ball at Perry and hit her in the face.
And it's, it's pretty brutal. I mean, I, okay, I know it's not a Nerf ball.
So it's going to sting a little bit at least, right? Not, not to mention you're on live TV and getting smashed right in the noggin with a beach ball full force.
Kind of sucks, right? So naturally, yeah, she was probably pretty pissed off, I bet.
So anyhow, so then she responded by throwing pizza slices in the general direction that the ball came from.
So the camera panned to the crowd quickly, but in a split second, it showed a young female fan getting hit in the face with a slice of pizza.
Okay, Rob, this is what I say and I want to hear what you say.
I say fair game, nothing to see here.
Now, if it was bowling balls or even a tennis ball that she was throwing at him instead of a pizza slice,
I'd say, okay, but a pizza slice, no way. Costs you doing business, move along, pharmacy closed, exit stage left and copy.
That's what I say. Yeah. Yeah.
You know what? If you can't, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
And maybe that lady that got hit in the face did had nothing to do with it.
Collateral damage. You know, how many, how many, how many wars were killed by their own people accidentally?
You know, oh shit, I shot so and so. Oh, damn it. Well, you know, cost of doing business.
Sway is you get hit in the face with pizza pizza.
Now, unless it was scolding hot, which I don't believe it was, I say, who cares?
So someone got a little bit of fucking greasy pasta sauce on their face.
Okay. Now, if it ruined, like they had an expensive dress on or something and it was like a light color and it ruined it, then okay.
Maybe they have somewhat of a claim, right? It's like, look, I didn't throw it.
I'm sure the show would get rid of the cookie. Yeah, I think so, too.
I think they'd be like, okay, well, what's it going to cost to make this go away?
Okay. Five thousand. Okay, here you go. Now get out of here.
Sorry about that pizza. You know, they'll make it go away. I'm sure.
So anyhow, I'm saying a big non-issue.
And the fact that that people made this a big issue is just a testament to how bored people are.
So, anyhow, Rob, yes, I agree.
It sounds to me like it was just all in. Yeah, yeah.
And I don't think Katy Perry was necessarily like trying to hurt somebody.
I think she was just kind of like, okay, gauntlet just thrown down.
You throw a beach ball, hit me in the face. I'm going to throw a little pizza at you.
So if you get hit in the face with it, well, that's the way it goes.
So it may not. It makes for good ratings. Yeah, yeah.
I watched it on YouTube and it was no big deal. It was no big deal.
She wasn't pissed, screaming, shaking her fist in the air or something, you know.
So anyhow. All right, Rob, you got something?
Yeah, I do. I got you an American song right here. Oh, you love me.
I could tell. Yes, I do. Yep. You have to. You get me another one of those.
Four artists or bands that were banned from touring Europe.
Oh, I know one of them. But go ahead. OK, first, The Beatles.
Mm hmm. That's that's who I knew. But go ahead.
For anyone who has tracked the history of The Beatles, one thing is clear.
The master went mad for the former Mop Tops when the group arrived in United States in 1964.
Heads nearly exploded from the screaming fans. In fact, touring got so crazy,
the group just stopped doing it after 1966, four years before that broke up.
And it's because of this crazy behavior from friends that the Israeli government
banned the band from coming into its country in 1964.
Yep. Yeah. So the Beatles were banned from Israel.
Yep. I remember that clearly. Next, in 2015, Fred Durst,
known for worrying it backwards, went baseball cap and singing about 50.
Talked about moving to the city, Crimea. His wife, after all, is from the area.
He talked about wanting to get a Russian passport and even wrote a letter
saying that Russian President Vladimir Putin was a great guy with clear moral principles and a nice person.
That led to a five year ban by the security service of Ukraine,
citing the interest of guaranteeing the security of our state.
And alleging Durst was involved in world Russian propaganda. Not a great move by Durst.
Let's face it, Durst is not known for making great decisions anyhow.
Yeah. So I'm saying Ukraine is better off that he did that,
because now they don't have to put up with his slimy ass. So there you go.
It was like the trash taking itself out, right?
True. True. Okay, next, Chris Brown can't seem to stop the violence.
The pop singer who famously assaulted Rihanna has more recently gotten himself in trouble.
The United Kingdom, for another assault accusation.
In February 2020, Brown was questioned by British authorities for targeting assault on a London music producer.
Brown was accused of smashing a bottle over the band head in a nightclub.
Now Brown could face arrest if he comes back to the country.
And all this happened in the wake of a prior banishment of Brown by the U.K. after he assaulted Rihanna.
He was allowed back into the country in 2020, but that seems to be changed again.
I go back to Fred Durst. They're better off without the idiot being there.
So, like I said, like on Fred Durst too, the trash taking itself out is not a bad thing.
Let it be. No pun intended.
Because we're just talking about the Beatles.
Alright, I'll stop. Go ahead, Rob.
The next one, I don't know who this is, of course.
In 2015, music star Tyler, the creator, was barred from the United Kingdom for inciting terrorism.
But that sounds worse than it really is.
Tyler the creator?
Go ahead, I'm sorry, I'm looking him up.
As the matter had to do with lyrics in 2009 songs, broke Tyler on Twitter when the ban came down.
He's an American rapper and singer. He's a rapper.
Okay. Okay. Based on lyrics from 2009, I have not allowed in the UK for three to five years.
Although I was there eight weeks ago, that is why the shows that had been scheduled in the UK and Ireland were cancelled.
We are the first ones that we coming to the UK is a privilege and we expect those who come here to respect our shared values.
Okay.
Yeah, I did not know who he is.
I go back to what I said about the other two.
If I was them, I would just act like they are not going to get over it and just say, well, you can't come back. That's it.
So, yeah, I get it.
Anyhow, go ahead.
Oh, okay.
Oh, four. I thought there was four. Okay.
You said four and somehow my ears heard five.
So anyhow, yeah, that's cool.
I get it.
So, yeah. All right.
You're you hear about you remember anything about the American Airlines where that I believe it was a flight attendant was videotaping in a bathroom and he happened to get like a nine year old girl videotape.
Yes. Yes. Okay.
I remember that. Well, there's a little bit more about this.
That was rather surprising. I'm not a big fan of American Airlines, but I didn't think that this here, they retracted it.
But I'll go into it was going to happen because this to me, in my opinion, is pretty low.
But one day after lawyers for American Airlines urged a nine year old child acted negligently.
Hey, I said it.
When a nine year old child acted acted negligency and negligently. I knew I was going to fuck it up.
I should not have tried it the second time.
When when when she was recorded by a hidden camera in an airplane laboratory, the airline is backpedaling that defense.
They said she acted negligent.
Okay.
When she was just using the bathroom in an airline, how could she be negligent? Right?
You're just using the bathroom and your nine year old girl.
You're not thinking some creep is videotaping you.
That should not be on her register.
It should not be in her thought process at all.
FBI agents knocked on a nine year old's family home almost a year after the alleged incident in January twenty twenty three to inform her parents that the videos of the child were found on a phone.
Belonging to a former flight attendant who is currently in custody.
The airline on Wednesday said in a statement about the filing our outside legal counsel retained with our insurance company made an error in this filing.
The included defense is not representative of our airline, and we have directed it to be amended this morning.
We do not believe this child is at fault and we take the allegations involving the former team member very seriously.
Our core mission is to care for people and the foundation of that is the safety and security of our customers and team.
The court filing was submitted on behalf of American Airlines on Tuesday in response to a civil lawsuit filed by the nine year old parents in Texas District Court against the airline and the flight attendant.
Estes Carter Thompson, the third, who allegedly recorded the child.
Well, number one, he had three names.
So that means he's fucked, right?
John Wayne Gacy, Mark David Chapman.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're a criminal if you have three names.
Just saying.
Allegedly, the filing, which generally denied the allegations and raises several affirmative defenses, including contra contributory negligence, states defendant would show that any injuries or illnesses alleged to have been committed to the child.
The illnesses alleged to have been sustained by plaintiff Mary Doe was proximately caused by the plaintiff's own fault and negligence.
So, OK, I have so many I could go on, but I'm just going to stop it right there because I think everybody gets the idea of this.
So what American Airlines to me, I know they retracted it.
OK, but it sounds to me like it first.
What they said was it's your fault.
You should have known someone was fucking recording your nine year old girl in the bathroom.
Doesn't that in that what it sounds like?
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
They're trying to say.
OK, number one, a nine year old girl should not be thinking explicitly like that, right?
A nine year old girl should be worried about being a princess.
You know, or or or I don't know, maybe even at the worst case scenario, Pokey Man.
OK, she should not be worried about some pervert taking a picture of her while she's using the bathroom on an airline.
So that right there is insane that that was even brought up ever.
I know they retracted it, but if I was that family, I would be like, no, this is going to court and we're going to remute for every ounce we can get because we think a jury of seven is going to go.
You know what?
You guys are fucked forever doing this.
We don't care that you retracted it.
We don't care.
The whole bottom line is you said this at first.
And then when we followed the lawsuit, this just what it looks like to me.
Allegedly don't know for sure.
But from what I've heard, it sounds to me like they got the lawsuit and then they're like, oh, we didn't mean that.
We don't know what you know.
No, it doesn't work like that.
That's kind of like walking up to someone and punching them right in the face and going, oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that.
And then the guy's like, oh, OK, man, my nose is bleeding and probably broke.
But, you know, it's cool.
You didn't mean it.
Am I right or wrong, Rob?
You're right.
You are so correct.
Yeah.
So, Rob, you got thoughts?
Go ahead.
Uh, I think the person that did it should be hummed, for one.
Well, it's in Texas, I think there's a reasonable there's a reasonable thought that they're going to be very harsh on him.
Yeah.
So he'll be dealt with.
Yeah.
But that company has to step up.
They really should.
If it was in like an East Coast city, upper East Coast, they probably try to hug him.
Well, let's just hug it out.
He didn't mean to.
He said he's reformed.
So anyhow, yeah, but the airlines should have to step up and take responsibility to.
Yeah.
Any veteran would want to try to hug this guy, right?
Come here.
You didn't mean it.
Anyhow, Rob, go ahead.
OK.
Better with me on his name.
OK.
I can say negligent.
OK.
You have nothing to worry about, Rob.
I don't know.
I think this might be Japanese or something.
OK.
They'll just make up something.
On Tuesday.
Who got Kishikawa said?
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to get the closest I can.
OK.
On Tuesday, the sports world learned that Takaru Kabachi is retired from competitive
eating.
Oh, yeah, you did say that Kabachi is the right name for him.
Yeah.
You did pretty you did really good on that, Rob.
Yeah, that was really close, if not dead on.
Yeah.
Kabachi is the famous eater that like can let like slam down all these hot dogs.
He's a little skinny Japanese guy.
And Kabachi 46 won the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest six times over the course of his career.
He was once referred to as the godfather of competitive eating.
Kabachi announced his retirement in a Netflix documentary called Hack Your Life and Health.
The secrets to your death.
It turns out his body is taking a hit from eating so much processed food for the past
20 years.
I have been in this field, he said.
He has a New York Post.
I worry about the consequences of my decision, but most importantly, I want to repair my
brain and gut.
OK.
And once once fans heard about it, they started hitting social media pretty hard.
OK, yeah.
Kabachi is is like he's like this legend.
Yeah, yeah.
He has a huge following and people love him.
Me, I don't think I don't I don't know.
I always kind of view gluttony gluttony is not good.
And I mean, how would you like to be a country that is in quote air quotations food insecure
and see that we're like throwing hot dogs at people at a stadium and we're eating as
many hot dogs as we can get our mouth around.
Gluttony is got to be disgusting to people in need, don't you think?
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Like he said, it takes a toll on your health.
Yeah, absolutely.
All those nitrates and the processed meat and all that stuff.
I mean, you know, fucking cow eyes, ears and fucking balls and whatever.
I mean, I guess I'd be bulls.
And, you know, all the throwaway meats, they grind up, put some seasoning in it and put
it in a casing and it's full of nitrates and other chemicals.
It cannot be good for you.
And I think that he's probably smarter than I thought for getting out of it.
So, yeah, yeah.
So anyhow, yeah.
Okay.
Well, a lot of people are saddened by this news because I was really surprised by the
fanfare of this Kabatchi guy.
So yeah, I went.
I kind of knew who he was and I read this, I was like, oh, wow, he was bigger than what
I thought.
You know what?
There's a lot of people tweet.
Yeah.
So, okay, man.
I mean, I think he's smarter than what I thought.
So and that's just my opinions on this stuff, man.
I just kind of view it as wrong when like all these countries are in need of food and
we're over here throwing hot dogs at a guy, parachuting hot dogs and eating as many of
them as we can.
Don't you think that's kind of wrong?
Yeah, I do.
If I was one of these countries in need and I heard that like we're like throwing hot
dogs at somebody, I'd be like, what the fuck, why don't you send them over here?
We need food.
They would not give a shit if it's a hot dog full of nitrates that would keep them alive
for another couple of days.
So anyhow, that's my opinion on it.
So anyhow, you got anything more to say about it, Rob?
Or is that it?
No, that's all I had on that.
Okay.
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I'm getting ready to present a list of foods that completely flopped that will never come
back because they flopped so bad. That sound good?
Alright.
I remember every one of these I was surprised. Number one, Dunkaroos. Remember those? I think
they're little flying saucer-shaped treats. They were supposed to dunk them in milk, I
believe. If I remember correctly. Hang on. Let me take a look here. Dunkaroos. I'm pretty
sure that's what it was. Anyhow, they flopped so big that the company said that they would
never make it again. And you know what? I don't know about this list. They're still selling
them.
Oh, really?
Yeah. Yeah, I was right. They're little saucer-shaped. Well, some of these on this list I know are
true. They might have just brought it back. What it is is vanilla cookies with rainbow
chip frosting. You're supposed to dunk them. You take the little saucer bread-like stuff
and you dump it in the rainbow chip frosting. And then they have different kinds. So, okay,
it looks to me like all of them were discontinued except for this rainbow chip frosting vanilla
cookie one. I think that's what happened. So, anyhow, I think it was discontinued. But
it looks to me like it was brought back not too long ago. So, I think this article was
old enough just to not know that it was brought back. So, I don't think the article's wrong
per se. I think at the time it was written it was right. So, okay. Next one. And this
is different than the fruit roll-ups they have now. The fruit roll-ups they have now
are like real fruit and they look kind of like taffy, right? They're flat and they're
rolled up. Okay. These fruit roll-ups were the ones that were on a stick. Do you remember
those? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what they're talking about because... Yeah, I forgot about
those. Yeah, because when they said this I did a little research and I'm like, wait a
minute. Those are still around. I seen them the other day. No, they're talking about the
original fruit roll-ups. And they were made by... Yeah, I forgot. Yeah, like... They come
out of the tube. Yeah, yeah. It was... Yeah. So, those are gone too and they're not coming
back. They flopped huge, I guess. This next one, you'll remember, and it flopped big time.
3D Doritos. Remember those? Yeah, I remember those. They were puffed in the middle. They
just didn't taste good. I think because they were like made out of puffed corn and not
fried corn maybe. Was that it? Could that be it maybe? Yeah, that's very well within
the problem. Yeah. Yeah, so 3D Doritos. I knew that was a flop and I knew that wasn't coming
back. So, yeah, agreed. This next one they did bring back and it did really well. And
then it went away again and I don't understand it because it's like a cult classic, especially
among Xers that grew up on this. Okay, and you'll know exactly when I say this, you'll
go, oh yeah, Surge soft drink. It was like a citrusy... Yeah, I remember that. Yeah,
a harder taste of Mountain Dew with full of caffeine. And the whole idea behind it is
you're going to get a surge of energy from this kind of a fruity type of citrusy drink.
Now, it went away the first time and then people brought it back because they demanded
it. They kept writing, I don't know, I can't remember if it was Pepsi or who did it, Schweppes
or somebody came out with it and then they sold it to another company. I think it could
have been if I remember right, like maybe Pepsi Cola came out with it first and then
they sold it to Schweppes and then Schweppes did it for a while because Pepsi didn't think
they were making enough money off of it or something, if I remember correctly. And then
they... Yeah, I believe you're right in that order. Yeah, and then they brought it back
because there was like outpouring of people going, we want Surge back. Well, I remember
seeing a lot of people our age drinking Surge for a couple of years and now it's gone again.
So I don't understand. And this being a flop, I don't agree with that. I don't think it
was a flop unless it like served its course and then it dropped off and everyone forgot
about it. I guess it could be because some of these, you know, they went really well
at first and then people got tired of them and they went away. So, okay, the next one
is Butterfinger BBs. Remember? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They look like little
malted milk ball kind of things, but they're Butterfingers. Yeah, I liked them myself.
I thought they're pretty unique. I did too. Yeah, I thought they're good. But I mean,
I don't think they lasted but maybe a half a year maybe. They were not around that long.
I mean, they were like done after like maybe, I don't know, I'd say three months maybe.
You couldn't find them anymore. So the next one, and you'll remember it because they still
have a version of this cereal, but they just don't have French Toast Crunch. They have
Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but French Toast Crunch went away. It didn't do that well. Do you
even remember that? It was out vaguely for a little bit, maybe about 12 years ago. Yeah.
And it was like a concoction. They're like, oh, you like cinnamon? We'll try our new
French Toast Crunch. But the whole thing was, is it wasn't that good. It didn't stay crispy
and milk. It got soggy. It lost its taste, if I remember correctly. And they're essentially,
I don't know, by the time you got done, you might as well have ate a fucking bowl of wheat
thins or whatever. What was that wheat stuff? Was it wheat thins or something? I don't know.
That was made by the stranded wheat. Anyhow, okay, forget it. Yeah, it was horrible.
Oreo cereal, another one. I didn't like it because I didn't think the taste went very
well. It didn't stand up. If I remember correctly, you're thinking Oreos cookies. I was going
to taste like cookies and milk. I don't think that they found a strong enough flavor to
put in it to stand up to the milk. Actually, I thought you ended up with more flavor in
the milk than the dead on the cereal. I think you're right. I think you're right on that,
Rob. That sounds about correct. I don't remember that much about it, but I do remember that.
Okay, yeah, you're right. I'm pretty sure that's what happened. This next one's going
to take a minute. But all you got to think is like little, what would you call them?
Not jelly bean. Little shark flavored fruit snacks. Shark bite fruit snacks is the name
of them. Remember them? They came in little packages, plastic packages, and they looked
like little sharks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't have anything against them. It's just like
those little fruit things like that really didn't appeal to me. I never was a fan of
them and I didn't run out and get them at all anyhow, so it didn't matter to me. But
I don't know what was actually wrong with them. Do you? Did you ever eat them? No, not
really. I never. You were never into that kind of stuff either, were you? Yeah. I think
that's the problem is I think like when the stuff came out, no one was really into that
stuff. Now they have fruit snacks, but like the younger generation is buying that for
their kids. They're like, you know, we're not doing the processed sugar. We're going
to do real, you know, we're going to do real fruit dried or something like that. Cause
that's kind of the rage now is like dried real fruit. So, you know, um, so something
like this one go well because it's full of processed sugar and gelatin. So, um, and then
finally, and I remember I tried it over at Davies and it was, uh, me and him both went
and that was it. But, uh, I got to give you a little background on this. Okay. Davie and
I have this passion for Dr. Pepper knockoffs. Okay. That is someone that tried to copy the
Dr. Pepper formula. Okay. And they didn't do it or in one case, in one case it was better
than Dr. Pepper, but they quit selling it. And now Dr. Pepper Schweppes owns the recipe
to it. Cause they own RC Cola. So here's what happened. It was called Dr. Nehi. Do you remember
that? Yes, I do. That was a fantastic drink and they discontinued it. And now that RC,
um, uh, well RC doesn't own it, but I mean it's owned by Schweppes Dr. Pepper, I believe
Dr. Pepper's not going to put that out. Why would they? They have a Dr. Drink and that's
what it is. So they're not going to put out Dr. Nehi. So that ownership of that isn't
in the right, you know, if they ever sell it, someone might try it again. I would love
to have it again. I'd love to see it. The whole Nehi line was the best. Oh yeah. Well,
you can still, you can still get the original formula formula Nehi's. There's this place
here in Kansas city called Casey soda company. It's at the city market. Um, you can go there
and it has, um, like these, um, runs, like someone will buy the rights to make a run
to the originally high recipe and like the original, um, Nesbit recipe, Nesbit orange,
the original, uh, uh, Fanta, the original, all of this stuff. They even have a Kickapoo
joy juice was kind of like the original Mountain Dew. And what they do is they kind of lease
it to these bottling companies. Okay. And they're like gimmick sodas. They're like,
okay, this is the old recipe and it is the old recipe with the real cane sugar and the
less ingredient in it and you know, and more of just like natural flavors or whatever.
Okay. So it is the original formula and they'll do it and runs and they'll make like, I don't
know, 300,000 of them and then stop. And then maybe a couple of years later, they'll come
out with it again. So you can get the original knee high at times from specialty soda companies
or you can find it online and it's all in bottles. They don't sell it in cans. It's all in bottles.
And I'll tell you what, um, I will get a couple of them when we finally meet up wherever that
is. I will have a couple of knee, a knee high grape, knee high orange and a knee high peach.
How does that sound? Yeah. Cause those were the three best, I believe, weren't they? Yeah,
I believe so. Peach, orange and great. Not their knee high, but too stabby, man. No,
it was a, it was a great drink. And I think that it like, uh, what was it? I think the
company itself, whoever owned it at the time, the knee high beverage company was having
a lot of, um, financial issues. So they chose to discontinue it because they couldn't really
go up against Dr. Pepper because Dr. Pepper had the markets everywhere in the shelf space.
If I don't know if that's true, but I thought it was something like that. Right. So, uh,
anyhow, so this rice crispy treats was in response to, I was in the panhandle doing
a job, the Florida Panhandle and they have this Dr. Pepper knockoff that I never seen
before. It was called Dr. Wham. And let's see if they still make it. And it was pretty
good. It wasn't a Dr. Knee high, but it was decent. And I send Davey a picture back going,
Hey, you ever see this shit? And he's like, no, no, no. So, um, I came back with some
of it in my suitcase and, uh, um, and anyhow, we tried it and it was like, okay, it's pretty
good. And so then he called me a couple of days later, he said his house and he goes,
Hey man, he goes, um, I got some rice crispy treats cereal here. I'm like, what? It's
like, yeah, rice, crispy treats. Yeah. And we tried it and it was good, but, um, um,
but I mean, it's not going to go anywhere because it isn't better than Dr. Pepper. It's
not quite to the level of Dr. Pepper is just different. It's more of maybe a cherry cola
type of drink or something than, uh, you know, than Dr. Pepper itself. You know what I mean?
So, um, it's good, but here's what it says about Dr. Wham. Dr. Wham is a Pepsi produced
soda that's similar to Dr. Pepper in flavor and nutritional value. It contains 1% sodium,
9% carbohydrates, 26 to 27 grams of sugar, and a hundred calories per eight ounce serving.
Dr. Wham is only sold in areas where Pepsi doesn't have the rights to sell Dr. Pepper,
such as Alabama, Georgia, and Florida. It's available in two liters cans and in a diet
form. So, okay. All right. So you can still buy Dr. Wham. You know, if I ever run across
it again, I will buy some, uh, and, uh, and bring it to you because I didn't know you're
interested in stuff like this, Rob. Oh yeah. Yeah. Okay. But it was good. Yeah. I had never,
I've never heard of Dr. Wham. Well, reading that it's like, I don't live down there either.
Yeah. Well, they don't have the rights to sell Dr. Pepper. So I guess they came up with
something. They're like, well, let's make our own Dr. Drink. And it was pretty close,
but you know, it, it's, it's not Dr. Pepper. And like I said, it's regional and only like
three states and it's not even all over Florida, only found in the Pan Apple Pan Am handle
because, um, you know, I've been to all parts of Florida, all over Florida work in play.
And I've only saw it down there near Pensacola, um, um, that whole area there, you know, the
Alabama border area, all that stuff. So they don't sell it down south further into like
the, the real Florida instead of the Pan handle. So anyhow, all right. So rice crispy treats
was good, but him and I both thought it kind of lagged is like, eh, it's good, but it's
not great. So we understand why that went away. So anyhow, Rob, you got something.
Yeah. Um, in the early, early 1970s, a peculiar story began to circulate in the rural community
of Louisiana, Missouri, local spoke of an, a gnat, a gnat, a blight creature known as
Momo or the Missouri monster. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Go ahead. This is how it got started.
Uh, the descriptive resembling the legendary big foot captured the attention of many yet
it never quite reached the same level of widespread fame as its counterparts in other regions.
Yeah, it never did. It wasn't a Sasquatch. Eyewitnesses described Momo as an imposing
figure standing at an impressive height of approximately seven feet. Its body was said
to be covered in dark shaggy fur and it emitted a foul, putrid odor that lingered in its presence.
Perhaps the most striking feature of this mysterious being was its head depicted as
being the size of a pumpkin with large glowing orange eyes pierced through the dark. I forgot
about that. One of the most well known alleged sightings of Momo took place on a warm July
evening in 1972. Two young boys were playing in their backyard on, on the outskirts of
Louisiana, Missouri when the playful laughter suddenly turned to screams of terror. Their
older sister Doris, who was in the kitchen at the time, rushed to the window to investigate,
to take, investigate the commotion. What she eyewitnessed would forever be Esther in memory,
a massive dark-haired humanoid creature, holding what appeared to be a lifeless dog in its
grasp. There's been other reports, although Momo may not have gained the same level of
worldwide recognition.
Uh huh. Momo was famous to us because we lived around Missouri. I think most Missourians
know a little bit about the history of Missouri, they know about the Momo. And anyhow, I forgot
about the orange red glowing eyes that caught me off guard. I was like, oh yeah, they did
say that. There's a lot of people that swear by it and they're like, yeah, it's there.
So it's kind of like a Sasquatch where all these people have seen it, but they, they
can't, you know, they can't prove it's there. But it never did get the same traction as
Sasquatch did. Agreed?
Right. Right. And you living down here, you hear people still talking about it all the
time.
Oh, they still do? Oh, okay.
Yeah. People still talk about it. And there's been sightings down around Blanton of Big
Foot.
Um, I knew that there was a Big Foot like thing down there. It's actually in Eureka
Springs too. And all in between there over near Table Rock Lake and Beaver Lake and Bull
Shoals. That whole area is supposed to be fertile for these, I guess you call them Big
Foot style of a monster.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. So.
That's what we're told by here too.
Yeah. And there's people that swear by it.
And it makes sense. It makes sense.
Yeah. I mean, it's
All the wooded area and the hills.
People like to move down there, but a lot of people don't because to move in some of
those areas, you have to put in your own utilities. People would love to own 300 wooded
acres, right? But to own that, number one, a lot of times you've got to build a road
to go to it, way back in there. And then you have got to have all the utilities ran to
it. So the road you build probably doesn't have utility lines on it. Okay. Unless you
were all solar and geothermal, you can't really live there. I mean, it costs too much
to put in because I know someone that was going to do it. He was in the same union I
was in and he was waiting to retire. And he said, yeah, I'm going to retire over there
south of Branson, maybe like a little bit west of Theodosia, if you know where that
is, right? Yeah. Yeah. He had some land targeted. He knew about a friend of him that lived
down near Branson told him about it. And anyhow, he come back one day. I'm like, well, did
you know? And I said, did you get it? Are you going to buy the land? And he said, no,
he said, the reason is, is because I went down there and the land was perfect for what
I want. Perfect to build a house on, perfect for all that. But he said, you have to build
a road and you have to get the utilities to there. And I don't know enough about solar
and geothermal to do anything like that. So I'm kind of at a stuck point. He said, I just
can't, I'm going to have to move somewhere that already has utilities in it. So, so that's
how come more people don't move down in that area. That's the problem down there. And that's
why it's so secluded. That's why you would have a big foot down there or a Momo or so.
Momo is more up north, isn't it? Momo is more like maybe Lake of the Ozarks area. Well,
Louisiana and that area. Oh, is there a Momo down there? The article even went on to say
that it had been spotted around six flags back in the nineties. Okay. Okay. Which tells
me it's kind of traveling up and down 44 highway. Probably. I mean, you know, like looking for
food, you know, there'd been a lot of times there's a drought down there and they had
probably maybe had to come up north to find food. Who knows? That's also on the north
side of the Mark Plain National Forest. Yes. Good point. Good point. Yeah. Because that
is a hell of a forest. There is nothing back there for miles and miles. I mean, I love
it. Yeah. You ever really want to go camping and really rough it, not glamping, not all
like no electricity, nothing, maybe a little a little operated battery operated radio
or something. But that's it. Okay. That's Mark Plain National Forest. There's no camping
there, but they will let you go ahead and, and camp there if you want. But it's all primitive.
And another thing is at night. Have you ever been in that forest at night? I've been camping
there at night. The, the, the, not at night. I've driven through it during the day. Okay.
Have you ever seen, well, you probably have them where you live. The Missouri tarantulas.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some of them are black. Some of them are traditional colored. Okay.
And they're huge. And I don't think they're quite as venomous as whatever the other tarantula
is. And they're like really shy. They're really shy. Yes. Yeah. That's what I was thinking.
And so these things are up in the trees at night and you can shine a light and you can
see eight eyes all over these trees. And it's really freaky because you're like, oh shit,
what if one of them just jumped down and started jabbing me and then another one did it really?
You really kind of get your eye off of that and have a fire going most of the night because
you're afraid you'd the truth is the spiders don't want anything to do with you. Right.
They see you and they think, oh shit, I don't know that thing might kill me. So they stay
away from you. But the whole thought of them up in the trees will freak you out if you
sit there, you know, with nothing. Yeah. Yeah. And especially if you shine a light up there
like I did, I'm like, oh man, it's like, I wish I wouldn't have done that. So and then
all the sounds in a forest, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. The animal sounds,
a panther sounds like a female screaming. I've heard it before. We had a panther over
on the other side of Cleveland, Missouri, where I lived. There's this lake over there
that a friend of mine owned and at night we're camping on the lake. And he told us, he said,
if you hear something, it sounds like a woman screaming. Don't freak out. It's a panther.
A panther is not going to get anywhere near you. They don't want near you, but just know
that that's a panther. Sure enough, that night sound like a woman screaming and never did
come over to us. We had a fire going and everything, but he didn't want anything to do with us.
The panther. So and then there's other sounds too, all different types of crazy mating sounds
and stuff that you have no idea exist until you're out there in a forest alone. So anyhow,
I would like to do something like that again, but we'll see. I think I'd like to. Well,
I mean, you just got to be careful and that's it. You know, you don't let your fire get
out of hand. And when you leave, you make sure you know, because those, those forests,
they're really prone to forest fires. That's why they have all those. That's why they have
all those big towers that can you still walk up them or do you know, like at one and climax
Springs, can you still walk up that one? You used to be able to. I don't know if you can.
I know some of them around here. They shut down. That's probably have other ways. They
probably have drones and stuff like that now that they don't have to have a forest guy,
a ranger up there in the towers. I bet. I bet you they found better ways of doing it,
but they used to let you walk to the top. Oh, it was beautiful. Those lookouts at the
top, you get up there and of course we didn't have cell phones back then, you know, but
now it'd just be like cell phone paradise taking all those pictures, but it was just
beautiful. You could see for miles and miles and miles of nothing but wooded land lakes
that you didn't know existed back there. Really cool. So anyhow, all right, Rob, you got anything
left? Oh, hi Opal. Hi Jimmy. Hi Ricky. Hi grandma. Hi Jimmy. Hi Ricky. Dodge City, Kansas.
Ra Ra. We love you guys. Um, three out of the seven people that live there. Listen,
now, now there's more, quite a few more people in Dodge City than that. So anyhow, um, I'm
pretty much done. Are you? Yeah, that's about all I have for tonight, buddy. Yep. I think,
uh, I think I'm winding down too, Rob. Anyhow, thank you all for listening. Have a fantastic
evening. We love you guys. Thanks assholes. Good night. Good night, assholes. Oh no,
looks like the show's over kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless
mic. Fear not assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.