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Howard Stern just signed a 10 year contract extension.

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Have you ever wondered where something came about?

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Have you ever looked at something and said, you, I wonder what the origin of that is?

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That's why we give you the origin of, the origin of knee-high soft drinks.

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Claude Hatcher overheard a route salesman enter the plant one day and described the

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competitors tall bottle as being knee-high.

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Knee-high originated with the Chiro Cola Company in Columbus, Georgia by Claude Hatcher in

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1912.

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Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little bee

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bow is listening to this film.

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Oh lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

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Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose.

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Oh no, that drunk guy just hit my child.

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It is okay.

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I have a clown nose.

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Clown nose, just put one on and you can do anything.

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Want to run for office?

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Murder people in public?

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Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

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Clown noses are sold at kegs stores online and pedophile conventions.

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Grab one today and make magic happen.

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Hello everybody, this is two douchebags and microphone.

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I am Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Rob, thanks for joining us.

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How are you doing tonight?

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I'm doing really good.

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That's good.

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Life is going good for me lately, man.

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That's excellent.

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You missed out on those big storms, I guess.

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They just went to the north of you.

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Yeah, you were just telling me there was one.

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We got a little bit of rain.

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Well, there's a vicious one.

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I don't think there's no rain a little bit right now.

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There's golf ball size hail and possible tornado and wind and stuff.

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Just to your north near Versailles, what's that?

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About 40 miles to the north, maybe?

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Something like that?

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Yeah, yeah, it's about 30 minutes north of us.

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Okay, okay.

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Not that far, but far enough to where you don't have to worry about it really, you know,

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and it's going the opposite way.

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So that's cool.

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So we had a couple around here.

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I just watched over ahead of me.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, the lake there is completely different too, because you have distinct storm tracks

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and Camdenton is really not in one of them.

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It's really odd.

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You think it would be.

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You think it would follow the rivers that come up there and build into Lake of those

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arcs, but actually it follows the Osage, I believe, doesn't it?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, it's like.

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They're either north of us or south of us.

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Yeah, and then south would be like a little bit of a middle.

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So we met a lot there.

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Amazing.

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Yeah, not Marmonton.

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I'm trying to think of what river it follow.

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Oh, well, it doesn't matter.

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There's one down there like Wheatland and that.

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Yeah, Pumdy Tar Wheatland that whole area.

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They got a pretty mean one down there too.

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They get a lot of nasty storms.

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And then Monette, Missouri.

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Cross there and head over this way.

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Yeah, yep.

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And then for some reason it'll split.

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It'll split right around it.

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And that's because the lake, I do believe.

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Yeah, I firmly believe in it.

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It does have something to do with the lake.

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Yeah, I read an article on it and it's really weird because it's like you think more humidity

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from a lake would build it.

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And actually what it does is it divides the thunderstorms somehow.

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I'll try to look for that article.

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It was really interesting.

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And they're saying that's how come, you know, like the Kansas River, you know, over here we have the Togonoxy split very famously penned by Dan Henry many years ago, very famous meteorologist.

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I guess he was back then.

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I don't know, but he had a weather cricket, but he was really accurate and he was a really just a charming, just a real funny old man.

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But he had weather crickets and he's the one that said, you know what, when a supercell is coming through Kansas, eastern Kansas, and it gets to Togonoxy, it either goes north or south.

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After he said that, everyone, we were in one hell of a pattern in the late 70s, early 80s.

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I mean, there's just, you know, we're just getting pummeled by big tornadoes, not like the little pain in the ass bastards we've been getting.

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And I hope we don't ever get any of those big ones again.

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And anyhow, I got to take Mother Nature away.

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No more ass paddling for her because she's really mad at us.

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And I'll explain her in a minute.

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I think she's really mad at us.

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You said it that night.

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I gave her an ass paddling and later on that night, we didn't know.

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We had three tornadoes in Kansas City, which is rare.

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Usually they're around the suburbs or down to the south or up to the north, but we had three of them in Kansas City that night.

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But we didn't know it that night.

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Nobody noticed them.

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Nobody saw it on radar until the next day and they're like, oh, okay, that looks like a pretty tight spun little area.

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When there, there's another one there, you know, so it turned out there's one in Gardner, one over on the west side of Mission Hills, like Fairway, Kansas, and all that.

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And then another one that was in Prairie Village.

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So, yeah, yeah, all three of them.

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That right there is unheard of.

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Yeah, Prairie Village never hardly really, I mean, they'll get storms, but usually they're not the brunt of a tornado touching down ever, you know.

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So I've decided.

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I've decided I'm taking Mother Nature off of the list and I'm apologizing to Mother Nature.

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I'm sorry I give today we had a couple more tornadoes.

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I mean, you know, we didn't have, we had like virtually no severe weather season last three or four years in a row.

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And like I thought, we're making it all up in one year.

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Right.

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So that's, you know, I mean, it seems like seemingly it's a little bit of a mess.

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It seems like seemingly every severe system that comes through spawns two, three, maybe four tornadoes somewhere around the area.

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So, you know, so I'm going to go ahead and take this opportunity to go Mother Nature.

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I'm sorry.

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No more ass paddling for for you.

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I apologize.

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I don't know what I was thinking.

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I give myself in Kansas City.

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We give we're sorry.

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So anyhow, later on that night, our power went out about 1010 30 something like that when the storm started hitting.

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And it didn't come back on till like two in the morning.

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So anyhow, I turned my fan on.

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So so I would know that the power came back on, but I have to sleep with a fan on because my tinnitus, you know, to kind of mask it.

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So I was like, shit, what am I going to do to sleep now?

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I'm used to the fan and, you know, it kind of knocked it down the tinnitus a little bit.

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So I found this app.

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It's a fan app for people with tinnitus.

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So I turned my phone on sounded just like a fan open up the window.

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Nice breeze coming in and I slept like a baby.

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It was great, you know, and they have that fan app was good.

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It forced me to look for something.

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I'm like, man, I don't know, you know, maybe there's something online.

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So I went to YouTube and then they had some continual ones and then they have an app too.

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So I went to the app and, you know, if ever needed again, there we go.

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We got it.

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So I was about ready to go grab the generator.

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I didn't care what time it was.

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Go grab the generator out of the other garage and start that bitch up.

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But I was afraid I was going to, there was it poured and there's water everywhere.

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And I was just like, you know, I'm just going to wait for it to come back on.

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If it's not on by daybreak, then I will address the whole generator thing.

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So anyhow, but it came back on about two, fan came on.

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I got to turn off my phone is about dead anyhow.

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So I'm glad it came on and got to charge my phone.

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No, you know, everything was good.

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So anyhow, let's go into what you called it the first third.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I like that.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Can we break it up in third?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, this is the very first part.

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This is the first third, even though we're well into the program, you know,

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we had a lot of stuff to talk about.

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So well, again, in the idiots throwing away money department, the Dow Jones industrial average just hit a record 40,000 plus.

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The highest record at close was slightly over 40,000.

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So it didn't take long for someone to figure out a demand for hats.

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That's right, Rob.

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The rage now is hats with 40,000 in large print on it.

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And I'm not joking you.

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You see these nerds walk around with 40,000 on their hat.

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I mean, wouldn't you be tempted just like smack it off their head?

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Get out of here.

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So someone is making bank off of these fucking nerds and these investment bankers.

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I'm gonna get a 40,000 hat.

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It's like, okay, dumbass.

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Yeah, you wear your three times, then forget about and leave it in the closet.

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And thanks for paying 50 bucks for the piece of shit too.

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So anyhow, I think I'm gonna make up hats for all occasions though, Rob.

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You know, since people seem to throw money at it, right?

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How about a unbreathing one?

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Did that get work?

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People walk by and go, oh, okay, you're breathing.

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Okay, good, good.

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Actually, I think quite a few people would buy that.

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Okay, we need to make one.

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I really do.

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How about a breathing one probably would.

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It probably would, people.

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You sell them in gas stations and stuff.

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Yeah, that's true.

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Right next to the keep on truckin' ones, right?

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Novelty ones, yeah.

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Yeah, novelty ones, yeah.

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I'm looking for a keep on truckin' hat.

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The guy with the rubber arm extended, yeah, from back in, I don't know, 19 Dickey 2, 736, whatever.

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So anyhow, so it's, you know, so I think the next one I'm gonna probably, how about the DMV line?

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You know, you reach for your trusted old waiting in line hat?

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Yeah.

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There you are in line, but that way people, you can clarify it, right?

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And if anyone's wondering what you're doing, they can just read your hat and go, oh, waiting in line.

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Okay, all right, good.

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Well, I guess I'm waiting in line too, only I'm over here.

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Okay, well, good to know.

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So that might be good.

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Or how about the granddaddy of them all, Rob?

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A hat with bold letters pooping.

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Yeah, so now you can poop in confidence that if someone does walk in, they can read your hat and promptly leave.

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I think that is, that's the best one of them all.

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That's awesome.

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Yeah, I would, if someone made a pooping hat on pooping hat, I would get it just and wear it everywhere.

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Like right now you are, hey, don't judge me, I got to go.

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So anyhow.

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I'd wear it to work.

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Oh, hell yeah.

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I might get in a little trouble to wear it to work, but I would try.

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I wouldn't.

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No, you wouldn't.

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You're at a metal shop.

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Your boss would come up and ask you where you got it from, right?

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He'd ask me if I didn't get any more.

240
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Oh yeah, you're right. He'd be like, hey Rob, will you give me one? How much are they?

241
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Yeah.

242
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Well, you know what? We need to come up with some of these gimmick hats and put them online.

243
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I mean, if people will buy a 40,000 hat, they'll buy an pooping hat or an on-breathing hat or an online hat.

244
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I'm pretty confident, right?

245
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I have a team move to tell some of their stuff.

246
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We can tell.

247
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I'm sorry, did I say that?

248
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Yeah, you did.

249
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Okay, moving along.

250
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Airbnb are having a major issue right now.

251
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Seems that several people who rented out dwellings through the service have died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

252
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So, Ryan Chetsky,

253
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he is the CEO of Airbnb, said it would be difficult to make all hosts put in detectors.

254
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I have a solution though.

255
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You know the ridiculously high-priced service fees that they charge?

256
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They could gather all them and surely pay for all these fucking carbon monoxide detectors,

257
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plus golden fucking doorknobs, because those fees are ridiculous through Airbnb.

258
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So, for an example, like, okay, let's say you're going to rent a cabin like we are.

259
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I didn't rent through Airbnb because I know enough people in Eureka Springs now.

260
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We just deal with them directly and they give us a good deal and we don't have to go to any price line booking or Airbnb, right?

261
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But, okay, let's say we're going to rent a cabin out there on Beaver Lake, okay?

262
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So, it says $150 a night. Okay, that's not too bad. That's pretty reasonable for right on the lake there.

263
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Okay, all right. So, you rent a couple of nights.

264
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So, that $300 turns into like almost $450.

265
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And you're like, well, how the hell did that happen?

266
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Then you look down there, cleaning fees, service fees, all these little tic-tac things that Airbnb puts on there, and it's bullshit.

267
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So, all the money they charge, they could not only put in air, in my opinion, they could put in carbon dioxide detectors in every fucking place they rent out.

268
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They could also put in gold doorknobs, too, because those guys have some of the work.

269
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They're almost ticketmaster bad. That's how their fees are.

270
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That's me, like, everyone better have the days.

271
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Yeah. Hell yeah.

272
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Hell yeah. Yeah, the ass splash. Hell yeah.

273
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Yeah, yeah. You better give me a little bit of that if I'm paying that.

274
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Hell yeah. Yeah.

275
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That soft warm water glistening off your ball sack. Can't beat it. Can't beat it.

276
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Okay, so let's see. Where the fuck am I?

277
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Okay, well, it seems as though Bob Rock in AI has written an entire, almost an entire Motley Crew album.

278
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This one will do nothing digitally, digitally, no, no, digitally.

279
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The, you know, the brain deads that like the new garbage are not capable of downloading.

280
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The only loads that that audience knows is what they have in their whitey tighties. Agreed?

281
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Yeah. Yeah.

282
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Um, you know, I mean, I got an email that said Rob and I sound like a couple of bamboo baboons fucking.

283
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I'm saying if he knows what that, I'm serious. I got an email that says you and I sound like a couple of baboons fucking.

284
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I'm saying if he knows, now Rob, now think about this. I'm saying if he knows what that sounds like, someone needs to check his hard drive right now.

285
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Don't you agree?

286
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Yeah, yeah, I don't think we're the problem at that point.

287
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No, Clint, Clint from Maryville, I guess Missouri, if he's telling the truth, this could be the same guy that was given a shit for so long about just stop.

288
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And I kept saying, yeah, you know, it's easier for them to quit listening to us. Remember?

289
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It could be that guy. We sound like a couple of baboons fucking.

290
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Okay. All right. I think that's pretty cool myself.

291
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I mean, I like that better goat noises. Don't you?

292
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I think I'm gonna ask how people do it like that.

293
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Yeah. So, you know, yeah. So Clint from Maryville, we need to come up there and check your hard drive because if you know what bamboo fucking sounds like, you're into some weird shit and we need to check.

294
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So, all right, moving right along.

295
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I ran. So your president was killed.

296
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He died in a plane crash, I think yesterday, right?

297
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Yeah.

298
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And also like the prime minister, a bunch of them died, a bunch of the government officials.

299
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You should go arrest your vice president immediately because he was not on that plane.

300
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Trust us. Sincerely, John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

301
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Too soon.

302
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Too soon.

303
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Okay. So,

304
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You should have waited until at least tomorrow night for that.

305
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You know what? You're right. I should. I apologize audience.

306
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I didn't mean to make a Lee Harvey Oswald.

307
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Tomorrow night.

308
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Lyndon B. Johnson, John Kennedy joke. I'm very sorry.

309
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It was just too soon.

310
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So a bear in Colorado was stuck on a light pole.

311
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They tried everything to get the bear to come down.

312
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They even did this and I'm not kidding you.

313
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They played black Sabbath really loud, but the bear didn't seem to mind.

314
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I have a better idea. Animal control.

315
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You should have played YMCA and we built this city.

316
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Those two songs have been known to make all bears come.

317
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Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

318
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So, yeah, yeah, they did. I'm not kidding you.

319
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They said it on the news and I could hear black Sabbath.

320
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I believe it was Iron Man blaring and the bear is just sitting up there.

321
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Kind of almost head bobbing. He didn't seem to care.

322
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So, I don't know who came up with that idea.

323
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Hey, play some black Sabbath. He'll jump down immediately.

324
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So, to turn the shit up maybe.

325
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What was that? Was that smokey?

326
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What? Down? Up?

327
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There you go.

328
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Security laps in the washing machines network used on campuses all over the country

329
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let students nationwide wash their laundry for free.

330
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They discovered a glitch.

331
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So, they showed students undercover there.

332
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They had an undercover camera and they were taking their laptops in there

333
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and breaking the code and getting their laundry done for free.

334
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And this is a system that's used on all major campuses across America.

335
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The word got out so people are doing it everywhere.

336
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A couple of University of California students discovered the glitch

337
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in the app being used to pay for your laundry machine usage.

338
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You see, so now students are trying to break into the kale vending machines.

339
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Manbun guy would love free kale.

340
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Oh, wow.

341
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Yeah, I think now one of them needs to break into some soap dispensers.

342
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Agreed?

343
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Definitely.

344
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Yeah, yeah. And kale vending machines.

345
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I hope that's not true.

346
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Ah, okay anyhow. Burger King was founded in 1954.

347
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Burger King wasn't just popular for their whoppers.

348
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BK used to be the destination for children's birthdays.

349
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The restaurant used to give free birthday cake.

350
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I vaguely remember this when I was a kid.

351
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I remember like neighborhood, this is back when I was in northeast Kansas City

352
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and like maybe five, six, something like that, right?

353
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And I remember like friends down the block going,

354
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hey, we're going to go down to Burger King and get the free cake

355
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and have a couple of, I don't know, whatever junior whoppers.

356
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I don't even think they had junior whoppers

357
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and probably just whoppers or whatever and some fries.

358
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And I remember that a little bit.

359
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I remember a little bit of that.

360
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So it ended a long time ago.

361
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So, you know, they used to give out free birthday.

362
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It was birthday cake for a children's birthday party, right?

363
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So, this may be...

364
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They used to have the crowns too.

365
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Yes, I remember that.

366
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And they used to wear the crowns.

367
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And if you remember this, Rob, I'm going to give you extra credit.

368
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You remember the paper swords they used to give out?

369
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Okay, those I don't remember.

370
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They did it for maybe a year.

371
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And they're like, well, they're cardboard.

372
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They were cardboard swords.

373
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Yeah, and we would like, you know, have like cardboard sword fights and stuff, you know, so...

374
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You know, this made BK a hotspot for children's birthday parties.

375
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Burger King has long since stopped, of course.

376
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So for BK's 70th birthday, it is offering up for a limited time birthday pie for dessert.

377
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Sounds good, doesn't it?

378
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All right.

379
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Yeah.

380
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Snot rags disinfectant and cooties are not supplied.

381
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Cooties. I went there.

382
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That's right.

383
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This is the only program you'll ever hear say cooties ever again.

384
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Cooties.

385
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Look them up.

386
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If you can, I don't know.

387
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,760
So, okay, there's a new prank being played on unknowing cell phone users.

388
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It is the device you could purchase on the internet.

389
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And what it does, you can aim it at a cell phone and it'll make the cell phone screech loudly in the person's ear.

390
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So like, if they're having a conversation and like talking really loud, and it's very obnoxious, right?

391
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:11,760
Because you don't want to hear what Uncle Jimmy did or you don't care what, you know, but they're talking so fucking loud, you have to know everything that's going on, right?

392
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So anyhow, this device is not cheap, but it works.

393
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You could, it's a small device and you can look up on the internet and you pointed at someone's cell phone and it will screech to where they have to pull their earbud out and stop the call.

394
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I think, I don't, I don't care how much it is.

395
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I think I'm going to get one as long as it's still working.

396
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Yeah.

397
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Yeah.

398
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:35,760
It will screech someone's fucking ears out.

399
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Oh, okay, it says right here, hang on.

400
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It will set you back 250 bucks.

401
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,760
You know, I'm looking right now is what we're talking.

402
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:50,760
It would well be worth destroying some idiot's eardrums from afar that doesn't know how to shut their fucking piehole.

403
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So, all right, that is it for the first third.

404
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Rob, we turn to you once again to clean this program up.

405
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Well, I have clean it's gonna be.

406
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Cause I'm going to talk about voice and out.

407
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:06,760
Okay.

408
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Don't wipe your ass with it and don't eat it.

409
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,760
Do what?

410
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,760
Don't wipe your ass with it and don't eat it.

411
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,760
Oh, that's my advice for the day.

412
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:31,760
Well, how far would you go to avoid a bash from a common best on heights?

413
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:38,760
Well, one reporter from the Wall Street Journal has gone as far as the.

414
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Oh, I don't do that.

415
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:43,760
What?

416
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:44,760
What's up?

417
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:50,760
Let's you want to take a break and then come back to it.

418
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,760
No, no, I got it.

419
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:53,760
Okay, okay.

420
00:26:53,760 --> 00:27:05,760
Well, one reporter for the Wall Street Journal has gone as far as to plant poison out in the smoothies and mix them into salad bowl.

421
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All they need to develop an immunity towards the chemical irritants that are in the plant's leaves.

422
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:17,760
I get it like snake venom or spider venom.

423
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Brilliant.

424
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,760
Yeah, brilliant.

425
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Really.

426
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Jeff Horowitz, who usually reports on technology, wrote about his slightly mad mission for a feature article in the Saturday newspaper.

427
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I started eating poison oak in January when the first person began to swell on the hazardous plants or steps he wrote.

428
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:52,760
They explained that he was sick of getting poison oak rashes during mushroom for intrinsic counsel.

429
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,760
Oh, yeah.

430
00:27:53,760 --> 00:28:14,760
And surprisingly, despite some stern written warnings he came across during his research Horowitz's new found habit of eating poison oak seems to have built up a resistance to the shrub and its plant resin.

431
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Your soul, I guess, you are USDH IOL.

432
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Okay.

433
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Also found in poison ivy and sumac and which causes the rashes.

434
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I guess that was the ingredient that causes rashes.

435
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Is that it?

436
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:37,760
Is that what you're talking about?

437
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,760
Yeah, it's that chemical.

438
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,760
Okay.

439
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After ingesting an increasing amount of poison oak leaves in his smoothies and salads, the taste of young poison oak is surprisingly mild, grassy, and only a little bit tart, he notes.

440
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He didn't get any signs in his body that was stressed out from the experiment except for red rashes here and there.

441
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He also experienced it, but presumably from the moving out.

442
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,760
You know, Rob, that will work, you know.

443
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,760
And here's why.

444
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:23,760
Okay.

445
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Whenever you have really bad allergies, one of the first things you can do is get locally sourced honey because it has all the allergens in it.

446
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:38,760
And you digest it a little bit at a time, your system is used to that and no longer allergic to it.

447
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:39,760
You see what I'm saying?

448
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:40,760
Yeah.

449
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,760
Same thing.

450
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:45,760
Actually, I was brilliant for that guy to do that, that scientist to do it.

451
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,760
Because I don't think anyone's thought of that before, have they?

452
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,760
It's especially easy.

453
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:52,760
Well, I do.

454
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I'll eat you there.

455
00:29:54,760 --> 00:30:01,760
I got to watch it really bad because whenever I get it anymore, I didn't use to get it all of my dad did.

456
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,760
I used to laugh at him and he said, yeah, I didn't get it when I was younger either, Mark.

457
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,760
And I was like, I'm not going to get it.

458
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,760
Well, I get it so bad that I have to go get steroids.

459
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:09,760
So, uh...

460
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,760
Well, I was totally opposite.

461
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:18,760
I was that way as a kid and now it really don't bother me.

462
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,760
Okay.

463
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,760
Yeah, you say I would have rather have had it when I was a kid because I really probably wouldn't have gave a shit, you know.

464
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,760
I'd scratch myself bloody raw and then run out and go running it again.

465
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So, well, okay.

466
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,760
Well, I mean, is there any more to that article?

467
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:43,760
At the end of the experiment, or what says, you could rub a poison oak leaf on a skin and not experience any rash breakouts.

468
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:44,760
Wow.

469
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:45,760
Great.

470
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Great day and it worked.

471
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:55,760
I bet it would work on most people actually because that's how your body works is like that.

472
00:30:55,760 --> 00:31:03,760
So, okay, you know, like locally sourced tiny or snake venom, you know, you have to ingest whatever.

473
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:08,760
That's why if you get bit by a snake, they want you to identify it, right?

474
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,760
And like, you know, you go...

475
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:16,760
We around here like, you and I know a copperhead, a rattlesnake and a water moccasin, right?

476
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,760
We all know this, right?

477
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:20,760
Because we grew up around here.

478
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,760
A lot of people don't.

479
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:29,760
So if they were out in the wilderness and they're from a city or something and they get bit by a snake, they have to ask them.

480
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,760
They go, what did the snake look like?

481
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,760
If we show you pictures, can you point them out?

482
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:41,760
Because that means they have to give you that venom to counteract your reaction.

483
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,760
So anyhow, yeah, I could see how that works.

484
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,760
So anyhow, alright, thank you, Rob.

485
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:53,760
Let's take our first break, which we're extremely late on, but who cares?

486
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,760
Because it's just a podcast and we do what the fuck we want.

487
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,760
We're rebels like that, right?

488
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,760
Hey.

489
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,760
And we'll be right back.

490
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,760
Hey, look, I think we found land.

491
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,760
Oh my God, I think we're safe.

492
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,760
Oh no!

493
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,760
It's the island of horrible jokes.

494
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:24,760
Mesa sent the satellite open to space to apologize to the aliens.

495
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,760
It was called the Apollo G.

496
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,760
Hey there, fuckstick.

497
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,760
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

498
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:49,760
An Idaho man snaps 110 pencils in one minute, beating the old world record of 80.

499
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:09,760
Okay, it's post-apocalypse and you're walking down the barren wasteland that used to be a city.

500
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:15,760
You find an old can of beans lying in the middle of the road, but you do not have a can opener.

501
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:23,760
What you do then is you find a patch of concrete, you rub the top of the can for five minutes,

502
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:40,760
then you go to the middle of the can and squeeze it and it should pop right open.

503
00:33:53,760 --> 00:34:00,760
The generation of angst, the generation of non-compliance is now buying a boat.

504
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:05,760
You're really fed up and kill someone dangled a dollar near you.

505
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:10,760
Great job, Xers. Everything's ruined.

506
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:15,760
No one invited them, but they still linger.

507
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:20,760
Next time you take a dump, listen to two douchebags and a microphone.

508
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,760
It's been proven in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal.

509
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:28,760
Sit in comfort.

510
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,760
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

511
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:47,760
So, if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts into the water, is my water then watered down?

512
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,760
Hmm, I may never know.

513
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,760
And I'm Rob.

514
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,760
And he's speaking too.

515
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:13,760
Rob, do you want to get to our nipple flick, nut tap, and ass cheek bite?

516
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,760
Yeah, yeah, I'm kind of ready for this.

517
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,760
I think it will too.

518
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,760
Okay, this was just devised. It's friendly. It's fun.

519
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,760
We're not trying to hurt the people.

520
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:27,760
And it's just done tongue in cheek like he he.

521
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,760
Okay, this is nothing mean or nothing like that.

522
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,760
Okay, so this is just random people.

523
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:39,760
We would like to do it to see their reaction, but you don't do it bad enough to hurt them to where they want to come after you.

524
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,760
They're just kind of like, oh, okay, that was weird, whatever.

525
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:46,760
And then they walk on or, you know, or ha ha, would you or whatever.

526
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:51,760
Okay, so now you guys got the premise of this and here's.

527
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,760
So, all right, I'll go ahead and go first Rob.

528
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:55,760
Cool.

529
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,760
All right.

530
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:58,760
All right.

531
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:10,760
The nipple flick I would like to administer would be to none other than John Karabi, former Motley crew, the scream.

532
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,760
Who else?

533
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:19,760
Solo. He was in another band, but anyhow, the singer guitarist for all of those said bands.

534
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:28,760
Anyhow, I think he would be fun to give a nipple flick to because I think he would chase you, grab you, throw you on the ground and give you one back.

535
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,760
Right.

536
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:37,760
Yeah, I see him in concert his solo stuff and he he's genuinely a funny and nice guy.

537
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:43,760
And I really enjoyed him. And I think he would just by that, you know, listening is very intimate.

538
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:47,760
There's like 50 people there and it was at this place over in independence.

539
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,760
And anyhow, you know, he was pointing this all out.

540
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,760
I was wearing a black Sabbath live evil shirt and he goes, right, right fucking there.

541
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,760
That's 230 pounds of rock and roll.

542
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,760
And he points at me and I'm fucking laughing.

543
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:02,760
He's a cool guy.

544
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,760
So anyhow.

545
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:05,760
All right.

546
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:10,760
The nut tap, I think belongs to Guy Fieri.

547
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:20,760
Well, he's getting ready to he's getting ready to eat a burn in is walk up there and take a bow guy.

548
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,760
No, no, not mad or nothing.

549
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:23,760
I like him.

550
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,760
I personally like his show.

551
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:31,760
He's probably a really good guy, but I just think it would be interesting to give him a nut tap and see what he does.

552
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:36,760
He might punch you, though, you think he might.

553
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:41,760
Now, I guess I'm going to have to wear a football helmet.

554
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:46,760
I'll wear a football helmet and smack him in the nuts, but not hard friendly.

555
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:53,760
So the nut tap, the nut tap goes none other than Guy Fieri and the ass cheek bite.

556
00:37:53,760 --> 00:38:03,760
I want to administer but hold my nose while I do, Anthony Kitas of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

557
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:07,760
He'd be a fun one.

558
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,760
Yeah, you definitely want to hold your nose.

559
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:14,760
Yeah, you'd want to hold your nose and do it really quick and get the fuck out of there.

560
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:18,760
And I think that he would have probably the weirdest reaction of everybody.

561
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:25,760
He might love it and ask for another one or he might get pissed or he might just look at you like nothing happened and walk off.

562
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,760
You know, I could see all those scenarios with him.

563
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:33,760
So, all right, those are mine, Rob.

564
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:36,760
All right.

565
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:41,760
My first one, my nipple yanked.

566
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,760
Does Dr. Phil.

567
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,760
I love that one, Rob.

568
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:51,760
Just so I could look at him and say, analyze that.

569
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:55,760
Why did you do that? Okay.

570
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,760
There seems to be some sort of issue with this young man.

571
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,760
He came over here and he grabbed my nipple and almost tore it off.

572
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:04,760
Okay.

573
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,760
Anyhow, go ahead.

574
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:13,760
Okay, my ass cheek bite.

575
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,760
I have to bow my head and shame.

576
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,760
Uh-oh.

577
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:25,760
It goes to Taylor Swift.

578
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:30,760
As my stamp of approval for her music.

579
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:31,760
Oh, really?

580
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,760
Not her for music. I like her music.

581
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,760
I told you, Shannon, and she's gonna turn me into a Swifty.

582
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:40,760
Okay.

583
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:41,760
I like her music.

584
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:42,760
Okay.

585
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:47,760
I still don't like her, but I like her music.

586
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,760
Yeah, I get what you're saying.

587
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,760
I'm not really big fan of hers anymore.

588
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,760
Hearing some of the dribble that she speaks and all that,

589
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:55,760
she thinks she's...

590
00:39:55,760 --> 00:40:01,760
But, um, I've been with her older stuff, her country and stuff like that.

591
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:02,760
Yeah.

592
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:03,760
Yeah.

593
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:08,760
If she was still doing country music, she wouldn't be spouting off like this.

594
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,760
Sure.

595
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:11,760
Yeah. Yeah, very true.

596
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,760
I'll go ahead.

597
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,760
Okay.

598
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,760
Now, for my Netflix.

599
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,760
Okay.

600
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:28,760
I'm gonna need the keys to our handy Bandy 2 booth bags and a microphone time machine.

601
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:29,760
Uh-oh.

602
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,760
Okay.

603
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:31,760
All right.

604
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:32,760
They are...

605
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:33,760
Okay.

606
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:34,760
Rob, look to the left of your...

607
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,760
Are you in the Duck Blind Studio?

608
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,760
Yes.

609
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:38,760
Okay.

610
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:39,760
Look to the left.

611
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:40,760
Okay.

612
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,760
Do you see a paper bag?

613
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,760
Oh, there they are.

614
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,760
Yeah.

615
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:46,760
Okay.

616
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:47,760
There you go.

617
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,760
Okay.

618
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,760
Well, I wanna go back to the 80s.

619
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:51,760
Okay.

620
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:56,760
I wanna give my Netflix to Sebastian Bach.

621
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,760
You've gone wild.

622
00:40:58,760 --> 00:40:59,760
Yeah.

623
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:00,760
Yeah.

624
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:01,760
Okay.

625
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:07,760
Because I want him to sound more like Lizzie Hale.

626
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,760
Lizzie Hale is fantastic.

627
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,760
Too bad she's not gonna keep doing that.

628
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,760
Oh, tell me about it, man.

629
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,760
I watched some of the videos the other night.

630
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:23,760
She's insanely good.

631
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:24,760
Yeah.

632
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:31,760
I mean, it could have been Sebastian Bach with a female's voice.

633
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:32,760
I mean, it just...

634
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,760
I agree.

635
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,760
...so perfectly together.

636
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:36,760
I agree.

637
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:37,760
Yeah.

638
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,760
It is fantastic.

639
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,760
As a matter of fact, it was so good.

640
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:44,760
You hear the word on the street?

641
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:51,480
It made Sebastian Bach and the rest of Skid Row start dialogue again because they wanted

642
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:55,760
to have a powerful lead singer like Sebastian Bach.

643
00:41:55,760 --> 00:42:00,880
And they have had no luck with lead singers except for Lizzie Hale, but she doesn't want

644
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:01,880
to do that.

645
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,760
She has her own career.

646
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,760
Okay.

647
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:05,760
So...

648
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:15,760
Well, in one of the videos that I watched the other night, they did the introduction

649
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,760
and then went into the song.

650
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:26,760
Well, when they introduced Lizzie, they mentioned how Hale Storm had just come out with an album.

651
00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:29,760
And that was May 17th.

652
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,760
Oh, I didn't know that.

653
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:36,760
Yeah, Hale Storm, yeah, I guess Hale Storm just came out with a new album.

654
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:37,760
I didn't know.

655
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:38,760
I don't keep up with stuff.

656
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:42,760
I mean, I keep up with some of the artists that I listened to when I was younger.

657
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:47,760
But, I mean, I like Lizzie Hale a lot, but I've never bought one of her albums.

658
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:53,760
I mean, you know, but Hale Storm, I believe, is the name of her band.

659
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,760
And she is Lizzie Hale.

660
00:42:55,760 --> 00:43:03,760
Yeah, I guess from what I read, Sebastian Bach and Skid Row are starting dialogue about getting

661
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:04,760
back together.

662
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:10,760
And this was prompted, I guess, Sebastian Bach heard her and he was like, man, he just

663
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,760
like, I guess this is how it happened.

664
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:18,960
Didn't exactly say Sebastian Bach sent a letter saying, you need to keep her or something

665
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:19,960
like that.

666
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:20,960
And they started dialogue.

667
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:25,160
And now they're talking about getting back together because Skid Row wants somebody

668
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:30,460
that can handle the vocals really well, prolific like, you know, like Sebastian Bach.

669
00:43:30,460 --> 00:43:33,080
They're not going to have Lizzie Hale forever.

670
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:35,080
They just have her for a few shows.

671
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:39,160
So it kind of like made him kind of be like, you know what, maybe we kind of do need each

672
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:41,880
other and maybe we can get along.

673
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:46,680
So I think it's going to turn out into a pretty cool thing, really.

674
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:51,440
So yeah, but I'll tell you what, that'd be awesome if they keep her.

675
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,960
I wouldn't mind either.

676
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:57,200
And she's a lot nicer to look at than Sebastian Bach.

677
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,760
She's a lot nicer to look at than Sebastian Bach, right?

678
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:01,760
Yeah.

679
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:02,760
Yeah.

680
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:03,760
Yeah.

681
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,320
I remember seeing him in Omaha, opening up for Vince Neil.

682
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,640
And actually, it wasn't Omaha.

683
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:12,560
Well, it was the Omaha area.

684
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:16,600
It was actually what is the?

685
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,400
Yeah, Council Bluffs.

686
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:23,280
It was at the casino just past the Missouri River in Council Bluffs.

687
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:27,880
And anyhow, they have like an amphitheater.

688
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,600
They're an outdoor amphitheater.

689
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:36,800
And Sebastian Bach was where, I mean, he doesn't have the same shape that he used to.

690
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,800
He's thick in the middle and kind of lumpy.

691
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,960
And he's wearing these fucking leather pants.

692
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,920
I thought we're just going to have a blowout at any time.

693
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:47,960
And it was like 90 degrees and hot and humid.

694
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,960
And he was sweating ham chunks.

695
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,760
I mean, he sounded great.

696
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,640
And I was like, how the fuck can he wear those?

697
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,960
I don't know how he moves with those on.

698
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,880
I mean, it looked like he painted on leather pants.

699
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,160
I mean, it was crazy.

700
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:07,400
I'm like, going, nobody at age should get near leather pants, except share when she

701
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,400
was at age.

702
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:12,440
Share could have been she could have pulled it off and maybe Raquel Welch.

703
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:13,440
Nobody else.

704
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,200
Nobody else could do that.

705
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:21,360
So anyhow, he really needed to like invest in different clothing, but he sounded great.

706
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:27,480
And I really don't care to ever see him in those leather tight leather pants again.

707
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:28,480
So it was traumatic.

708
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:35,080
To be honest, I don't think I'd want to see anything older than that again.

709
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,080
No, no, no, no, no.

710
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,080
Thank you, my friend, Neil.

711
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,080
Come on.

712
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:41,080
Yeah.

713
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:46,680
Oh, I saw one of the funniest memes.

714
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,680
And it was Bon Jovi was there.

715
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:55,880
And and he said, happy birthday to Jamie Lee Curtis.

716
00:45:55,880 --> 00:46:00,760
Take a recent Bon Jovi picture like maybe this year last year and put it up against Jamie

717
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,080
Lee Curtis.

718
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,480
Recent and look identical.

719
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,480
Yeah.

720
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:06,480
Yeah.

721
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:07,480
I saw that.

722
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,880
I'm like, oh my God, I wonder how many people looked at that.

723
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,600
Didn't realize it was not Jamie Lee Curtis.

724
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,680
It was Bon Jovi.

725
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,280
Oh, yeah.

726
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,280
You know what?

727
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,720
Some people do not age well.

728
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:23,400
Sebastian Mocky probably could look better if he lost the stuff in the middle.

729
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:27,480
But anyhow, you know, if they get back together, that's fine with me.

730
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,320
But I would rather see Lizzie Hale.

731
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:36,560
So anyhow, let's go to our second break and let's come back with some more stuff.

732
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:37,560
That sound good.

733
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,560
Sounds good.

734
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,200
Oh, I got an email I got to read.

735
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,200
So we'll be back.

736
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,200
All right.

737
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:52,200
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738
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739
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740
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741
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742
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He will also receive a free copy of his new book, How to Clean Raw Sewage for Food.

744
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When you buy and eat half a chicken, you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger.

745
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Have you ever wondered where something came about?

746
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Have you ever looked at something and said, you, I wonder what the origin of that is?

747
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:43,000
Well, so we, that's why we give you the origin of the origin of Coca-Cola.

748
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:49,680
On May 8th, 1886, Dr. John Pemberton served the world's first Coca-Cola Jacobs pharmacy

749
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,280
in Atlanta, Georgia.

750
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:55,240
The drink was served as a tonic for common ailments.

751
00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,240
I smell bacon.

752
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:59,240
No, wait, it's just Mark Sweating.

753
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:01,240
You need protection from fucktoads.

754
00:48:01,240 --> 00:48:04,600
You have people coming and fucking with you constantly.

755
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,920
You need answers, you need solutions.

756
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:08,920
Smackin' the nuts.

757
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,920
That's right.

758
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,240
Smackin' the nuts is what you need.

759
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:16,560
Smackin' the nuts get rid of said losers in no time flat.

760
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,560
Smackin' the nuts.

761
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:21,560
It's available everywhere wherever you buy self-defense items.

762
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:26,200
There are just a few testimonials from some satisfied customers.

763
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,000
Stupid fucksack come to me.

764
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,000
You talk stupid.

765
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,600
You know, let me go.

766
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,400
Smell like sack of shit.

767
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,000
He spit talk all over.

768
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000
I remember smackin' balls.

769
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,000
I use shit sack.

770
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000
Shit sack lie on ground.

771
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,000
I walk off.

772
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,640
Thank you, Smackin' the balls.

773
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:46,560
You saved me from smelly, smelly spit.

774
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:50,360
Well I had this stupid son of a bitch come around me.

775
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,360
He would not shut his fucking yapper for nothing.

776
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,760
He gets up on me and he talks all stupid.

777
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:57,880
And I didn't know what to do.

778
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,360
I could not shake this motherfucker like a burger.

779
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,440
Then I remember smackin' the nuts.

780
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:08,600
I pulled out old smackin' the nuts and that motherfucker went down like a sack of fucking

781
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:09,600
potatoes.

782
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:10,600
Thank you, Smackin' the nuts.

783
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:15,600
You saved me once again from stupid motherfuckers.

784
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,600
Smackin' the nuts.

785
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,600
Don't leave home without it.

786
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:22,280
A constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

787
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,280
It's strange insults from an ariam.

788
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,280
Real hilarity.

789
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:49,960
May, your five-year-old neighbor have all their violin lessons during all of your hangovers.

790
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,960
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791
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792
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795
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Simply hook up to child under six or psychopath and wait for the running water sound.

796
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799
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All right, thanks for hanging in there after all the little ha-ha's in the middle there.

800
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:41,480
Oh, yeah, Rob, real quick, I'm gonna need to borrow you one of these evenings for about,

801
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:42,720
I don't know, 40 minutes.

802
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:47,160
I have some more stuff that I'm working on that I need you saying a couple of things

803
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:48,160
on.

804
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,160
So we'll figure that out.

805
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:54,920
We'll probably figure that out after I get back after Memorial Day from Eureka Springs.

806
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:59,480
Okay, I don't think I'm, yeah, we're probably not gonna have time until then.

807
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:05,040
So anyhow, I have an email here from someone that I knew quite well, and I guess he's still

808
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:11,160
living in Harrisonville, but he reminded me of something that we used to do.

809
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:18,160
Okay, so anyhow, this is Cliff from Harrisonville.

810
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,640
Did you ever know Cliff?

811
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:22,880
I don't know.

812
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:27,680
I can't remember if he was around when you were around or not, but Cliff was, he always

813
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:28,840
wore Wrangler jeans.

814
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,840
He loved them.

815
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:36,520
He kind of almost had like, okay, you just named three, four, a hair.

816
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,800
Yeah, you're right.

817
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:38,800
You're right.

818
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,800
Okay.

819
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:46,160
He had white in his hair and beard when he was like 20.

820
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,120
You know what, it doesn't matter.

821
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,280
Anyhow, all right.

822
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:55,560
Well Cliff sent me an email and he said it, and all it said was fuck hammer.

823
00:51:55,560 --> 00:52:01,120
And I was like, oh my God, I remember fuck hammer.

824
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,360
And let me explain.

825
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:08,480
Okay, Cliff was one of the guys that used to go with me to Westport.

826
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:15,160
I worked nights and I got off at like 11 and we would get down to Westport about midnight

827
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:21,800
me and him both or a little bit before and we'd try to catch the stragglers or whatever

828
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:24,720
or have a couple of beers and just hang out for a bit.

829
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:25,720
And we did this quite often.

830
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:27,840
I mean, we did this probably four nights a week.

831
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:29,720
I was single and young.

832
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:32,280
We was having fun.

833
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:39,920
So at the time around Westport, there was still a lot of local heavy metal acts or hard

834
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,800
rock acts going on, right?

835
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:49,480
And one of them's name was sacred, but it was spelled with a K and we used to call them

836
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:56,440
sacred and they had their damn, they had their, their damn flyers everywhere.

837
00:52:56,440 --> 00:53:01,000
You couldn't walk around anywhere without seeing fucking sacred or sacred all over the

838
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,800
place just peppered the whole place.

839
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,920
And then there was another one called trip hammer.

840
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:08,920
They were fucking everywhere.

841
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,640
And it's like that's what these bands did was spent like 24 seven peppering the whole

842
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:18,920
entertainment district of Westport with, with these fucking flyers, letting them know that

843
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:23,880
they're playing here or they have a new album, you know, and anyhow, did you remember any

844
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:24,880
of those bands at all?

845
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:26,880
Rob or were you not around really?

846
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:31,760
Okay, well, I, I, I remember the name trip hammer.

847
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:32,760
Okay.

848
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:33,760
They were big too.

849
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,160
I remember that.

850
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:39,120
I think trip hammer was slightly bigger than sacred or sacred.

851
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,120
Okay.

852
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,840
But we got tired of these fucking bands peppering everything.

853
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:49,600
So one night we're sitting there being cliff and I think Steve might have been along maybe

854
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:54,080
a couple other guys, Jason or somebody, but anyhow, we're all having a beer at buzzer beach

855
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:59,160
downstairs and I go, you know what?

856
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:02,240
We're starting to band, but it's not a band.

857
00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:06,320
We're saying we're starting to band and we're going to call it fuck hammer.

858
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,520
Everybody's eyes light up.

859
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:10,520
Yeah.

860
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:11,520
Fuck hammer.

861
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:12,600
Sounds great.

862
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:21,200
So we, I had a friend of mine that worked at Xerox and he made us up a bunch of flyers

863
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:26,760
and anyhow, they were fuck hammer flyers and they kept saying they're going to play at

864
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:27,760
the lone star.

865
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,200
They're going to play at fucking buzzer.

866
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:33,240
But you know, wherever, I forgot some of the fallout.

867
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:35,480
What was some of the other ones, the hurricane.

868
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:40,000
We made all these fucking fake concerts up with fuck hammer.

869
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,560
Okay.

870
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,520
And it never did have a picture of anybody on it or nothing.

871
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,320
It was just a really cool logo that we came up with.

872
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:54,760
So we peppered Westport with fuck hammer, pamphlets everywhere, fucking flyers and everything.

873
00:54:54,760 --> 00:55:00,400
And everybody was going to these fucking bars and entertainment places and asking about

874
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:01,400
fuck hammer.

875
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,360
Hey, is fuck hammer playing?

876
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:07,080
And then when a couple of guys there that like were the bouncers and found out it was

877
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,880
us that did it, man, they were pissed.

878
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:13,040
They're like, you know how many people, how many people I had to tell them that we didn't,

879
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:18,000
we were not playing fuck hammer and we didn't even know who they were.

880
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,720
It was funny.

881
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:25,440
But anyhow, this lasted about a month of people looking for fuck hammer.

882
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,120
Fuck hammer never existed.

883
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:32,720
We just got tired of seeing fucking sacred and trick trip hammer all over the place.

884
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:35,920
We would actually put our flyers over them.

885
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:41,000
We see a trip hammer or a sacred and we put our flyer would staple our flyer over it just

886
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,640
to piss them off.

887
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:48,960
So those guys are probably looking for a fuck hammer to try to kick our ass.

888
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,560
So probably cliff.

889
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,360
Thank you.

890
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,360
That was fun.

891
00:55:55,360 --> 00:56:02,680
Hell Rob, we we turned to you after that great fuck hammer story.

892
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:03,920
Rob say it with me.

893
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:04,920
Say it with me.

894
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:05,920
Fuck hammer.

895
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:06,920
Fuck hammer.

896
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:07,920
Fuck hammer.

897
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:08,920
Doesn't that sound great?

898
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:11,920
Hey, I would have been your roadie man.

899
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:12,920
Hell yeah.

900
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:13,920
I said a roadie.

901
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:16,920
Wouldn't you go see a band named fuck hammer?

902
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:17,920
Hell yeah.

903
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,160
Hell yeah.

904
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:21,160
I should.

905
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:22,160
You know what?

906
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,840
Like to do bags and Mac microphone.

907
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,880
I should have copyrighted that name.

908
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:26,880
Oh well.

909
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:29,480
Anyhow, go ahead Rob.

910
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,920
Now someone else getting to use fuck hammer probably.

911
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:32,920
I don't know.

912
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:33,920
Maybe.

913
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,920
Okay.

914
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:44,600
How would after Terry Cruz looks to be heading into the boxing ring to face one of the UFC's

915
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:48,120
greatest ever fighters.

916
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:49,120
Okay.

917
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:54,600
The first bound former NFL star has one of the most famous physique in the world that

918
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,360
has limited fighting experience.

919
00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:05,120
However, he appears to making his first appearance in the boxing ring on June 15th as part of

920
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,960
a massive boxing event in Brazil.

921
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:17,640
Cruz is best known for his roles in films and TV shows such as Brooklyn Nine-Nine and

922
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:18,640
White Chips.

923
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:26,120
He has never competed in the ring or in the cage but has trained in the past and got in

924
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:32,080
shape as a result of having to fight on the streets as a youngster.

925
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:41,600
Earlier this week former UFC middleweight champion Anderson Silva appeared to be teasing

926
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:47,200
one final fight which would take place in the native Brazil.

927
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:56,960
He shared a teaser video for an event called Spaten Fight Fight and teased a surprising

928
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:59,840
opponent.

929
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:08,280
The announcement video had a caption in Portuguese which roughly translated Time for the Spider

930
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:11,280
Man's Ram Finale in Brazil.

931
00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,280
Oh wow.

932
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:22,280
And the farewell of a martial arts legend in his country had become a special occasion.

933
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:31,920
Every fight night Spaten's new fighting platform June 15th in style, play low and you watch

934
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:35,560
it live at globe.

935
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:39,920
You could guess who the opponent is.

936
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:46,520
And Albersweiner Cruz shared a post on his own, claiming, confirming that he was the

937
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:48,520
opponent in the video.

938
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:55,520
Alright Anderson Silva, I've been training.

939
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:56,520
I'm ready.

940
00:58:56,520 --> 00:59:00,520
June 15th, I'll see you at fight night Brazil y'all.

941
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:01,520
Cool.

942
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:02,520
June 15th, let's go.

943
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:08,520
Anderson Silva, me, you, let's make it happen.

944
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:09,520
Awesome.

945
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,520
Terry Cruz here, Brazil.

946
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:22,520
Silva's response was a simple one, writing in the comments of the Bible post, see you

947
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:25,520
June 15th.

948
00:59:25,520 --> 00:59:26,520
Nice.

949
00:59:26,520 --> 00:59:28,520
June 15th huh?

950
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:34,520
And, so, and Terry Cruz.

951
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,520
I like that.

952
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:41,520
You gonna watch it?

953
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:45,520
Well, it looks like you know, you know, blow.

954
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:49,520
Oh, okay, then I guess I won't.

955
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:52,520
It'll pop up somewhere.

956
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:54,520
Yeah, that was a good one.

957
00:59:54,520 --> 01:00:00,520
You get to watch it on YouTube, 10 minutes after it's done, you can watch it on YouTube.

958
01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:02,520
So, yeah.

959
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:05,520
Very cool Rob, thank you.

960
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,520
My money, it has to go on then.

961
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,520
I think I agree with you.

962
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:14,520
So, it might be a good fight though, so.

963
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:18,520
You never know what it could be.

964
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:21,520
I wouldn't really look for it, but you never know.

965
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,520
So, anyhow, we'll see.

966
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:26,520
I mean, depending on how they train and all that.

967
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:29,520
And also it's a lot about matchups too.

968
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:31,520
So, all right.

969
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:32,520
Right.

970
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:40,520
Okay, this is products that millennials and Zers refuse to buy and they're dying off.

971
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:44,520
They don't think that they're going to be around in another 30 years.

972
01:00:44,520 --> 01:00:45,520
Okay.

973
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:54,520
So, these are ones that are like scrambling, trying to figure out how to get the millennial and Z attention.

974
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,520
Because it's not working.

975
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:58,520
So, these are the products that are in the most danger.

976
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:01,520
There's a lot of them like Harley Davidson and stuff like that.

977
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:05,520
Because millennials and Zers don't care about Harley Davidson.

978
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:11,520
But there's also some other products that are in more critical condition.

979
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:17,520
Because as the Xers get older and the boomers, you know, a lot of them are gone.

980
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:24,520
A lot of them are facing it, you know, and the Xers are getting older and we're starting to enter retirement age.

981
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:25,520
Right.

982
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:29,520
Then after that, these products don't have anyone to buy them.

983
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:35,520
So, okay, number one on the list, single use plastic products.

984
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,520
Millennials and Zers do not buy them.

985
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:45,520
They buy the Starbucks ones that are made out of some sort of recycled plastic that you take with you.

986
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:48,520
And they give you a discount if you use that.

987
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:58,520
They give you like 20% off if you use your reusable cup instead of using a cup that, you know, that has been manufactured and go into landfill.

988
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,520
Okay.

989
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:07,520
The next one is cable television packages.

990
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:10,520
They're not buying them.

991
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:11,520
They don't care about them.

992
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:19,520
And also that's money they can use somewhere else because they all are money starved.

993
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:24,520
Some of the articles that I said, I don't know, for podcasts for a long time.

994
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:30,520
Some of the reporting because one of their biggest luxuries of the Z's is groceries.

995
01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:36,520
Instead of spending money on something they don't need, they like they beef up their groceries.

996
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:44,520
They'd rather eat something nice than save up for a vacation or a better car or even have a car.

997
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:52,520
So cable television packages are going out of style because they don't want to pay for them.

998
01:02:52,520 --> 01:03:00,520
The next one, disposable razors are in trouble with the younger generations.

999
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:02,520
They don't believe in them.

1000
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:11,520
They think it's a waste of money and also a waste of resources when you can get an old fashioned razor and refill it.

1001
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:13,520
And then you can have those razors.

1002
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:17,520
You can either sharpen them up again or use them for other purposes.

1003
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:24,520
Or you can get the razor knife like they used to use the straight edge.

1004
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:31,520
And you can use those and you can keep sharpening it with one of those sharpeners and use it indefinitely.

1005
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:35,520
Those things work the best.

1006
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:38,520
Man, they will chop whiskers like nothing.

1007
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:40,520
They're really good.

1008
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:44,520
Next one is non-organic produce.

1009
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:54,520
I believe that because I know a lot of Xers my age that won't buy anything except organic produce.

1010
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:57,520
I mean it's been argued about how much better it is.

1011
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:59,520
It's just a label.

1012
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,520
Yeah, anyhow.

1013
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:04,520
So yeah, they don't believe in it.

1014
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,520
So it's going to go away.

1015
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:08,520
It looks like the next one.

1016
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:18,520
And this one breaks my heart because one of my happy places is that I enjoy so much to do.

1017
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:23,520
And it's real simple is printed books, especially autobiographies.

1018
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,520
I just love them.

1019
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:32,520
There is just a certain, I don't know what it is, that I just sit there relaxation, I guess.

1020
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:42,520
So like if it rains when we're down at Eureka Springs, I'm going to sit on the porch, the covered porch that we got at the cabin and just read.

1021
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:46,520
That sounds like one of the best times I could ever have.

1022
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:49,520
But anyhow, the younger generation doesn't believe in it.

1023
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:56,520
You know, they all have their kindles and stuff like that, right?

1024
01:04:56,520 --> 01:05:00,520
The next one, brand name cleaning products.

1025
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:02,520
I could see that.

1026
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:10,520
I could see that because brand name cleaning products are virtually the same as other cleaning products without the name, right?

1027
01:05:10,520 --> 01:05:12,520
Right.

1028
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:16,520
Okay, next, traditional banking.

1029
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:20,520
A lot of Zs and millennials only went into the bank to start an account.

1030
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,520
Everything else is done online.

1031
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:23,520
And you know what?

1032
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:24,520
I started doing that too.

1033
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:26,520
I rarely go to the bank either.

1034
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:33,520
And this started when I used to go out of town for my old job all the time, you know, and be like, well, shit, I got to cash this check.

1035
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:43,520
Like we're in Massachusetts and I had to get a check from the from the actual ironworks company that I had to work for them to work in Massachusetts.

1036
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:48,520
So they did a little deal where we'd actually be working for that construction company.

1037
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:50,520
And they were giving us our checks, live checks.

1038
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:54,520
And I had to do online banking and that's where you take a picture of the check.

1039
01:05:54,520 --> 01:06:00,520
And then you send it in into them via email and then they cash it.

1040
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:02,520
So I can see that.

1041
01:06:02,520 --> 01:06:07,520
I mean, and I bet you a lot of people do that or they have it go straight into their account like I do.

1042
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:10,520
So anyhow, disposable coffee cups.

1043
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:18,520
But this goes with what I was saying before about single use plastic products and foam and what have you.

1044
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:23,520
You know, so traditional taxi service services are going away.

1045
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:31,520
And that's a mistake to me because there are certain airports that you cannot get enough single to grab an Uber.

1046
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,520
One of them is Nashville's Airport.

1047
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:36,520
I don't know how people get an Uber there.

1048
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:44,520
I everyone was in the taxi line because no one had enough bars to signal an Uber driver.

1049
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:53,520
So, you know, I think traditional taxis should not go away, but oh well, non-refillable.

1050
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:56,520
Oh, that's cool.

1051
01:06:56,520 --> 01:07:03,520
You know who does a hell of a business is Eureka Springs taxis.

1052
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:13,520
Man, those guys are constantly busy because one reason is besides people getting plastered is the steep roads.

1053
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:16,520
People don't like to drive on them.

1054
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:23,520
You know, a lot of them are like single lane and they curve and there's houses and there's dogs and there's kids.

1055
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:24,520
Yeah, yeah.

1056
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:27,520
Is that the road down there?

1057
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:33,520
Yeah, so a lot of people they'll drive to wherever they're going like the cabin or whatever and they'll leave their car there

1058
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:36,520
and they'll just Uber the whole time where they're there.

1059
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:37,520
So I get it.

1060
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:46,520
And then non-electric toothbrushes is the final one that the younger generation is not using.

1061
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:50,520
So there's more, but I really didn't want to get into them.

1062
01:07:50,520 --> 01:07:54,520
Those are the ones that thought were the most fascinating, I guess.

1063
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:58,520
So, yeah, so anyhow, Rob, you got something?

1064
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,520
Yeah, I knew.

1065
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:20,520
Red Lobster, which filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy in Florida on Sunday night, is investigating the role its majority owner, Ty Union, played in the restaurant chains and was shrimp promotion.

1066
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:26,520
It caused 11 million in losses, court documents showed.

1067
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:43,520
Red Lobster said that debacle was part of a pattern of mismanagement by the global seafood company that owns most of its equity and supplies shrimp to its restaurants.

1068
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:57,520
Red Lobster, about 150,000 dining restaurants in the US, had offered a $20 endless shrimp dish as a runtime promotion.

1069
01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:15,520
Former CEO of Guinea made it a permanent year round option in May 2023 despite significant pushback from other management team members.

1070
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:37,520
Some red lobster restaurants, which faced major shrimp shortages, around the same time that 11 million two bread shrimp suppliers, leaving Ty Union, was an exclusive deal that led to higher costs.

1071
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:57,520
Red Lobster, with 290 billion in debt, plans to close some underperforming restaurants and sell the rest to a group of its vendors, including fortress investment.

1072
01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:10,560
З

1073
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,760
maybe three years ago or something.

1074
01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:18,120
And I remember why I quit going there

1075
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:20,420
in golden corrals and stuff like that.

1076
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:23,080
The food was inferior.

1077
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:27,680
And I don't know how else to put it.

1078
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:30,220
I mean, the only way they can offer cheap stuff like that

1079
01:10:30,220 --> 01:10:33,360
is to have cheap products.

1080
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,760
And I went there and I was like, man,

1081
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:37,800
I don't care if it is cheap.

1082
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:40,160
I'd rather buy something that's good.

1083
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:42,560
I'll pay more money that I enjoy.

1084
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:47,920
So it's like a little bit of everything.

1085
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:50,640
And also people just don't go to Red Lobsters.

1086
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:53,840
They like to go to their little corner place now.

1087
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:57,560
Like here where we're at, just down the road

1088
01:10:57,560 --> 01:11:01,580
is a Martin City brewery.

1089
01:11:01,580 --> 01:11:06,580
They have what they call as a coastal restaurant or whatever.

1090
01:11:06,580 --> 01:11:09,980
And anyhow, it's like really well known for their seafood.

1091
01:11:09,980 --> 01:11:11,980
People go in there and they buy oysters,

1092
01:11:11,980 --> 01:11:13,300
they shuck oysters,

1093
01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:18,300
and they have different types of sea fish

1094
01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:19,580
that they serve and all that.

1095
01:11:19,580 --> 01:11:21,140
People aren't going to Red Lobster.

1096
01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:23,500
They'll pay a little bit more and go to that coastal pub

1097
01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:24,580
is what they call it.

1098
01:11:25,580 --> 01:11:30,580
Or, you know, they'll go to a specialty seafood place

1099
01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:33,380
that isn't a chain.

1100
01:11:33,380 --> 01:11:36,180
I mean, the same thing is going on with all of the food.

1101
01:11:36,180 --> 01:11:37,580
With all of Garden too.

1102
01:11:37,580 --> 01:11:41,260
People just don't believe in chain food like they used to.

1103
01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:42,580
And I mean, even fast food,

1104
01:11:42,580 --> 01:11:44,100
people don't believe in that anymore.

1105
01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:46,980
It's just like, you know, the thing is,

1106
01:11:46,980 --> 01:11:50,220
is quality and I think people have learned a lesson

1107
01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:53,460
that you're going to have to pay more,

1108
01:11:53,460 --> 01:11:56,140
but you will get a better product.

1109
01:11:56,140 --> 01:11:57,740
I think people are ready to do that.

1110
01:11:57,740 --> 01:11:59,100
And I think that's what's going on

1111
01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:01,300
besides it being mishandled.

1112
01:12:01,300 --> 01:12:02,140
You think?

1113
01:12:02,140 --> 01:12:05,300
Oh, I agree with you.

1114
01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:07,540
I 100% agree with you on that.

1115
01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:08,380
Yeah.

1116
01:12:08,380 --> 01:12:11,020
The quality is not there.

1117
01:12:11,020 --> 01:12:12,460
No, and also,

1118
01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:18,020
the service is shoddy a lot of times.

1119
01:12:19,380 --> 01:12:21,940
Olive Garden, the last time I was there,

1120
01:12:21,940 --> 01:12:23,660
a couple of years ago.

1121
01:12:23,660 --> 01:12:26,260
And this was the nicer one in Lee's Summit, right?

1122
01:12:26,260 --> 01:12:27,820
This is the one that's well-capped

1123
01:12:27,820 --> 01:12:31,780
and brings in some pretty good revenue for an Olive Garden.

1124
01:12:31,780 --> 01:12:33,820
It's an upper-scale area.

1125
01:12:33,820 --> 01:12:36,940
So they didn't have any help.

1126
01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:39,380
And the help they had was worthless.

1127
01:12:39,380 --> 01:12:43,060
We barely got our food and it was not that good.

1128
01:12:43,060 --> 01:12:45,420
So right next door was that new Red Lobster

1129
01:12:45,420 --> 01:12:46,860
they built on Chipman Road.

1130
01:12:47,860 --> 01:12:49,900
Same thing going on there from what I understand.

1131
01:12:49,900 --> 01:12:51,900
We never went there, but I, you know,

1132
01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:53,900
I was bitching about Olive Garden and they said,

1133
01:12:53,900 --> 01:12:57,420
well, yeah, Red Lobster is the same thing.

1134
01:12:57,420 --> 01:13:00,020
I think they're owned by the same company, actually.

1135
01:13:00,020 --> 01:13:02,020
So, yeah.

1136
01:13:02,020 --> 01:13:03,900
That I don't know.

1137
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:05,180
Oh well, anyhow.

1138
01:13:06,820 --> 01:13:08,180
Let's see here.

1139
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:12,460
All right, Coca-Cola is celebrating the happy tears

1140
01:13:12,460 --> 01:13:16,640
that flow during moments of real magic

1141
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:21,640
with its first drink sold exclusively on TikTok shop.

1142
01:13:24,020 --> 01:13:27,420
Coca-Cola, happy tears, zero sugar launches

1143
01:13:27,420 --> 01:13:30,660
in the United States and Great Britain on random acts

1144
01:13:30,660 --> 01:13:33,100
of kindness day, February 17th.

1145
01:13:33,100 --> 01:13:33,940
Yeah, this is a little old.

1146
01:13:33,940 --> 01:13:35,060
I'm just now getting to it

1147
01:13:35,060 --> 01:13:37,460
because we had so much other stuff.

1148
01:13:37,460 --> 01:13:40,180
And I'm trying to clean out the closet per se

1149
01:13:41,420 --> 01:13:44,020
and get some of these stories I meant to get to

1150
01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:45,420
quite a while ago.

1151
01:13:45,420 --> 01:13:48,460
As the first creations dropped for 2024,

1152
01:13:48,460 --> 01:13:52,340
the limited edition offering combines a timeless Coke taste

1153
01:13:52,340 --> 01:13:57,340
infused with a salty splash of minerals for taste

1154
01:13:57,340 --> 01:13:59,220
and a sweet pinch of peach,

1155
01:13:59,220 --> 01:14:03,380
drawn inspiration from the tears of joy brought by small,

1156
01:14:03,380 --> 01:14:08,380
everyday acts of kindness, such as sending a positive text

1157
01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:11,660
to a friend, paying for a stranger's coffee,

1158
01:14:11,660 --> 01:14:13,820
leaving a compliment on a post

1159
01:14:13,820 --> 01:14:15,940
or sharing a Coke with a loved one.

1160
01:14:15,940 --> 01:14:16,900
This is from them.

1161
01:14:18,060 --> 01:14:19,860
A little bit of kindness and simple,

1162
01:14:19,860 --> 01:14:23,940
unexpected moments of connection can bring you a lot of joy,

1163
01:14:23,940 --> 01:14:26,540
says O'Neal Vlad.

1164
01:14:26,540 --> 01:14:28,580
Senior director of global strategy,

1165
01:14:28,580 --> 01:14:30,140
the Coca-Cola company.

1166
01:14:30,140 --> 01:14:35,140
We hope Coca-Cola, Happy Tier Zero Sugar,

1167
01:14:35,340 --> 01:14:38,300
will inspire uplifting moments and friendly gestures

1168
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:43,300
that create a cascade of uplifting and optimism.

1169
01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:45,820
So anyhow, the rest is talking about how they're going

1170
01:14:45,820 --> 01:14:49,500
to soft launch it on February 17th.

1171
01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:52,580
And then they're going to roughly about a month later,

1172
01:14:52,580 --> 01:14:54,260
it's gonna be the hard launch.

1173
01:14:54,260 --> 01:14:57,820
And that's where they like, start inundated places with this.

1174
01:14:57,820 --> 01:14:59,820
So it's gonna start out,

1175
01:14:59,820 --> 01:15:02,020
they're only gonna have it in certain places

1176
01:15:02,020 --> 01:15:04,260
and you're gonna have to really go look for it.

1177
01:15:04,260 --> 01:15:06,100
And then after about a month,

1178
01:15:06,100 --> 01:15:08,100
you're not gonna have to actively go look for it

1179
01:15:08,100 --> 01:15:09,740
because it's gonna be everywhere.

1180
01:15:11,820 --> 01:15:13,540
And I've not seen it, have you?

1181
01:15:15,060 --> 01:15:16,020
No, I haven't.

1182
01:15:16,020 --> 01:15:17,900
Maybe it already flopped, who knows?

1183
01:15:17,900 --> 01:15:19,300
So anyhow.

1184
01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:21,380
And I got some other stuff I wanna get to,

1185
01:15:21,380 --> 01:15:23,740
but you know what, we're not gonna have enough time tonight.

1186
01:15:23,740 --> 01:15:25,140
You got anything you got?

1187
01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:29,620
I know it's not all I have for the night, to be honest.

1188
01:15:29,620 --> 01:15:32,220
All right, well, let's just wrap a bow on this cake.

1189
01:15:32,220 --> 01:15:33,060
I have ready.

1190
01:15:33,060 --> 01:15:35,820
And also another thing too is,

1191
01:15:35,820 --> 01:15:39,940
I've got on this smoker, I've got a really cool smoker.

1192
01:15:39,940 --> 01:15:44,940
It is a propane charcoal three chamber propane charcoal

1193
01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:50,060
and smoke and wood burning smoke.

1194
01:15:50,060 --> 01:15:55,060
So I braised off three ribs and a brisket.

1195
01:15:55,260 --> 01:15:59,620
I have a big black Angus prime beef brisket

1196
01:15:59,620 --> 01:16:02,580
that is the marbling is beautiful.

1197
01:16:02,580 --> 01:16:06,180
That I'm going to make burn ends and slicing beef out of.

1198
01:16:06,180 --> 01:16:08,620
And I've got three St. Louis style ribs

1199
01:16:08,620 --> 01:16:11,580
on the smoker right now that I need to get to.

1200
01:16:11,580 --> 01:16:14,100
So anyhow, ought to be good.

1201
01:16:14,100 --> 01:16:16,820
I think I'm gonna make up my own barbecue sauce on this too.

1202
01:16:16,820 --> 01:16:20,380
Do you ever do that, Rob?

1203
01:16:20,380 --> 01:16:23,340
No, I just buy mine.

1204
01:16:23,340 --> 01:16:24,180
Oh, okay.

1205
01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:25,540
Well, I like to do it for different

1206
01:16:25,540 --> 01:16:28,220
because there's these recipes online.

1207
01:16:29,100 --> 01:16:31,860
I think what I'm like Southern cooking or whatever.

1208
01:16:31,860 --> 01:16:35,140
And anyhow, they have like really, really good,

1209
01:16:35,140 --> 01:16:38,140
sweet and spicy barbecue sauce recipes,

1210
01:16:38,140 --> 01:16:40,140
some brown sugar recipes.

1211
01:16:40,140 --> 01:16:41,020
And it's really good.

1212
01:16:41,020 --> 01:16:42,500
And it's cool just to do that, you know,

1213
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:44,220
just like try a new recipe.

1214
01:16:44,220 --> 01:16:47,060
And if it sucks and you grab the old Jack Stack

1215
01:16:47,060 --> 01:16:50,020
or Kansas City Joe's out of the fridge

1216
01:16:50,020 --> 01:16:51,980
and slop it on there, right?

1217
01:16:51,980 --> 01:16:53,300
Yeah, so anyhow.

1218
01:16:54,980 --> 01:16:57,220
All right, well, let's go ahead and wrap a bitch

1219
01:16:57,220 --> 01:16:58,660
on this thing and call it good.

1220
01:16:58,660 --> 01:16:59,740
You want to do that?

1221
01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:01,140
Wrap a bow on this.

1222
01:17:02,300 --> 01:17:04,300
Yeah, sounds good for tonight.

1223
01:17:04,300 --> 01:17:07,660
It sounds like you're wearing down a little there, Rob.

1224
01:17:07,660 --> 01:17:08,500
I am.

1225
01:17:09,420 --> 01:17:11,380
We're picking up at work.

1226
01:17:11,380 --> 01:17:12,220
So.

1227
01:17:12,220 --> 01:17:13,220
Oh, okay.

1228
01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:16,620
I'm having to pick up the pace a little bit.

1229
01:17:16,620 --> 01:17:17,460
So.

1230
01:17:17,460 --> 01:17:19,500
Oh yeah, well that always happens, doesn't it?

1231
01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:20,860
I mean, here it is May.

1232
01:17:22,540 --> 01:17:24,860
Traditionally in manufacturing,

1233
01:17:24,860 --> 01:17:27,340
January is the leftover from the year before

1234
01:17:27,340 --> 01:17:28,940
that they couldn't get to.

1235
01:17:28,940 --> 01:17:30,700
So January is usually pretty busy.

1236
01:17:30,700 --> 01:17:33,660
February, about the middle of February, it slows down.

1237
01:17:33,660 --> 01:17:36,340
And it's usually fairly slow till about mid-May.

1238
01:17:36,340 --> 01:17:40,940
Mid-May, it's gung-ho until probably about November.

1239
01:17:40,940 --> 01:17:43,940
Would you say that's probably pretty accurate?

1240
01:17:43,940 --> 01:17:48,940
Yeah, yeah, because we consider what they call season,

1241
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:52,940
which is tourist season.

1242
01:17:52,940 --> 01:17:53,780
Oh yeah.

1243
01:17:53,780 --> 01:17:55,580
Memorial Day to Labor Day.

1244
01:17:55,580 --> 01:17:56,540
Mm-hmm.

1245
01:17:56,540 --> 01:17:58,740
And this is where people are gonna be buying

1246
01:17:58,740 --> 01:18:00,860
the shit out of trailers for their boat.

1247
01:18:02,020 --> 01:18:04,060
Do it actually.

1248
01:18:04,060 --> 01:18:06,780
That's just a breath of estimate.

1249
01:18:06,780 --> 01:18:08,700
It goes longer, you know.

1250
01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:12,140
No, I think people got the just to what you're saying.

1251
01:18:12,140 --> 01:18:13,980
Yes, and I agree with it.

1252
01:18:13,980 --> 01:18:17,900
So, you know, and it's all these Xers that are buying a boat,

1253
01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:21,660
as you can tell because we have a skit about that.

1254
01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:23,960
Yeah.

1255
01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:26,380
Yeah, yeah, the Xers are running out buying a boat.

1256
01:18:26,380 --> 01:18:27,980
No more inks for them, huh?

1257
01:18:29,420 --> 01:18:30,260
Right.

1258
01:18:30,260 --> 01:18:32,300
Yeah, they're like, yeah, fuck that inks shit.

1259
01:18:32,300 --> 01:18:35,540
Fuck that apathy shit, I can buy this boat.

1260
01:18:35,540 --> 01:18:39,740
So they're well adjusted, happy people now, I guess.

1261
01:18:39,740 --> 01:18:41,460
Alrighty, thank you everybody.

1262
01:18:41,460 --> 01:18:43,820
And I'm an Xer, so I can say this shit.

1263
01:18:43,820 --> 01:18:46,220
Anyhow, everybody, thank you for listening.

1264
01:18:46,220 --> 01:18:48,380
Have a fantastic evening, good night.

1265
01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:51,620
Oh, hi, Opal, hi, Jimmy, hi, Ricky.

1266
01:18:52,900 --> 01:18:55,740
Hi, Grandma, hi, Jimmy, hi, Ricky.

1267
01:18:55,740 --> 01:18:58,060
Yeah, we almost forgot tonight.

1268
01:18:58,060 --> 01:19:00,900
True, okay, boy, that's the skin of our ass.

1269
01:19:01,740 --> 01:19:04,100
Oh, yeah, very loud today.

1270
01:19:04,100 --> 01:19:06,260
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

1271
01:19:06,260 --> 01:19:07,820
thank you.

1272
01:19:07,820 --> 01:19:12,820
I got a little tip from somebody in South Central Ohio

1273
01:19:13,300 --> 01:19:16,180
that says they know Ruth Ann and she still listens.

1274
01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:21,060
I don't know if it's someone playing a gag on me or not.

1275
01:19:21,060 --> 01:19:22,580
It don't know how to prove it.

1276
01:19:24,380 --> 01:19:25,340
So.

1277
01:19:25,340 --> 01:19:28,420
Well, I hope Ruth Ann is still listening.

1278
01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:31,820
Ruth Ann, I have nothing to say, I'm done.

1279
01:19:31,820 --> 01:19:34,740
Rob is the one that's really hurt by you leaving us.

1280
01:19:34,740 --> 01:19:36,940
So Rob, you got anything to say to her

1281
01:19:36,940 --> 01:19:38,580
if she is listening, in fact?

1282
01:19:39,820 --> 01:19:44,820
I want her to get in contact with us less than she is,

1283
01:19:44,940 --> 01:19:47,220
because I'm on your side, Ruth Ann.

1284
01:19:47,220 --> 01:19:49,700
See, he thinks I'm an asshole for messing with you

1285
01:19:49,700 --> 01:19:51,340
and he yelled at me about it too.

1286
01:19:52,340 --> 01:19:56,060
So I don't know why you'd punish Rob because I'm an asshole.

1287
01:19:56,980 --> 01:19:57,820
So.

1288
01:19:57,820 --> 01:20:02,820
Ruth Ann, send in a text, or not a text, send in an email.

1289
01:20:03,660 --> 01:20:08,660
Well, you could text the 517 number, 816-517-7717,

1290
01:20:08,980 --> 01:20:11,620
I believe it is, something like that.

1291
01:20:11,620 --> 01:20:14,740
Okay, that's our phone number.

1292
01:20:14,740 --> 01:20:17,600
You can send a text in there if you want, no big deal.

1293
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:19,740
But if you don't want, send me an email

1294
01:20:20,900 --> 01:20:23,620
and let us know that you still listen.

1295
01:20:23,620 --> 01:20:25,940
I promise to lay off, I won't say anything

1296
01:20:25,940 --> 01:20:29,660
about the Bengals anymore, I won't giggle, I won't laugh,

1297
01:20:29,660 --> 01:20:33,300
I won't talk about little Joey Burrow hurting his fingers.

1298
01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:36,020
I won't say anything like that ever again.

1299
01:20:36,020 --> 01:20:39,880
I've learned my lesson and I'm a changed man, right Rob?

1300
01:20:41,180 --> 01:20:42,020
Right.

1301
01:20:42,020 --> 01:20:42,940
You can tell, can't you?

1302
01:20:42,940 --> 01:20:45,020
You can tell I'm a changed man, right?

1303
01:20:45,020 --> 01:20:46,420
Yes, I can.

1304
01:20:46,420 --> 01:20:49,540
See, so there, it's safe.

1305
01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:51,100
I'm no longer a big meanie.

1306
01:20:51,100 --> 01:20:53,140
What the hell did she got?

1307
01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:56,140
A meanie, a meanie, I forgot.

1308
01:20:59,420 --> 01:21:01,820
I'm not laughing at you, I'm not laughing at you.

1309
01:21:01,820 --> 01:21:03,980
It was pretty calico, though.

1310
01:21:03,980 --> 01:21:04,820
It was.

1311
01:21:06,340 --> 01:21:08,100
Root Dan, we love you, come back.

1312
01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:11,900
If you are listening, it could be somebody giving me shit

1313
01:21:11,900 --> 01:21:13,900
and just trying to arouse me, I don't know.

1314
01:21:13,900 --> 01:21:17,020
But Root Dan, if you're listening, come on, come on back.

1315
01:21:17,020 --> 01:21:18,300
I got my arms out.

1316
01:21:20,340 --> 01:21:22,900
All right, anyhow, everybody have a good night,

1317
01:21:22,900 --> 01:21:25,140
thank you for listening, good night, assholes.

1318
01:21:26,140 --> 01:21:27,460
Good night, assholes.

1319
01:21:28,700 --> 01:21:31,740
Oh no, looks like the show's over, kids.

1320
01:21:31,740 --> 01:21:36,180
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1321
01:21:36,180 --> 01:21:38,180
Fear not, assholes, they'll be back

1322
01:21:38,180 --> 01:21:54,180
invading your earhole soon.