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Two Deuce Bags and a Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Hey everybody. Thanks for joining us. This evening is what it is when we're recording this.

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It is Sunday evening and we're getting ready to get another round of storms here in Kansas City. Could be severe, if not very strong storms.

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Out in Kansas they've already produced 100 mile hour winds so that'll be fun when they roll into here about 10 o'clock.

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So I'm glad I don't have to get up early tomorrow. That way I can sleep in a little bit in case the storms rattle me awake a couple of times, you know.

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But you know what? That's May in Missouri. Right? May in Missouri and Kansas. That's what you get.

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Right. Yep. Mother Nature gives us an ass paddling in May.

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So yeah. You know Rob and I don't just administer them. We get them from Mother Nature regularly. She's like, hey come here. Yeah? What do you want? Bam bam bam bam.

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Then yeah. That's it. You go, thank you. Thank you ma'am. May I have another? And that's about it.

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So alrighty. We're going to start off light hearted here. Chick-fil-A is reportedly launching a new dessert.

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The limited time offer is going viral on social media. Because we're all fat asses.

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The new offering is a banana pudding milkshake. Now that does sound good doesn't it?

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That's right. You get your banana pudding and your milkshake fix all in one convenient little cup. Or big cup.

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The insulin injections are sold separately. Sorry about that.

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Yeah yeah. I think they have like the insulin store right next door. So you can run over there really quick. Get your blood sugar down. So there you go.

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Roughly, well going right into this. Roughly half of America is now obese. So one out of two people are fat asses.

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So anyhow just to help the obesity epidemic along is Taco Bell's new dipping tacos.

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These crazy little steak enchilada grilled cheese dipping tacos will come with eight different choices of dipping sauce. And they look fantastic Rob.

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So anyhow go get them while they're there. They're not going to take them away like anything. It's a gimmick.

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It's like come on in get the dipping tacos. They're awesome. They'll probably be around a little while and then they're gone.

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So it's designed to get a surge of people into Taco Bell. And it will. It sounds good to me.

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So alright next on here Friday mark the end of NFL Network's All Access show.

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You know what the hell am I going to use to fall asleep now Rob?

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Yeah good question.

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I know yeah. That show I have called Scream Ambient for a long time now.

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Thanks NFL Network. Now I have to go back to counting sheep and strong muscle relaxers to sleep.

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So you know I could drink five cups of coffee and two Red Bulls and fall asleep on that fucking show in the second sentence.

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So I wondered how come it lasted as long as it did.

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So anyhow speaking of football two backup chiefs offensive linemen were busted with pot in their car.

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Oh wait a minute. This should be on news nobody gives a shit about. I'm sorry.

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Actually it does go back to being over the Kansas line.

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If they would have been one mile to the west or to the east not the west. If they've been one mile to the east they've been fine.

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But because they were one miles to the west of Missouri you know they're in Kansas so that now it's it's not really like a huge deal.

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But people there's a little bit of scuttlebutt about it right.

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I mean they're not starters either is another thing too.

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So you know if that would have been like I don't know Trace Smith or or I forgot who else anyhow one of those offensive linemen one of the starters.

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I almost brought it out last night.

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I know and that's why if you're going to do it I was going to cross out this part of the of the monologue.

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So anyhow but you didn't. So anyhow.

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Don't do stupid shit and we won't talk about you doing stupid shit.

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Yeah we still love you.

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Yeah but just don't make us talk about you doing stupid shit.

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I had an email that wants me to teach Rob goat noises.

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So the premium goat noise service.

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The premium goat noise service will have another goat.

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Rob let's hear your goat noise.

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I'm going to have to get some practice here.

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Not on it. Maybe next time we'll see.

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I forgot to write down the guy's name and already deleted the email so I don't even know what his name is.

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Sorry you don't get a goat noise from Rob right now.

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You know he said he really wants the goat to have a friend.

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I'll give it a shot.

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Not right now.

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Just not right now.

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Whoever you are.

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I'm sorry I didn't get your name and jot it down.

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This guy was probably kidding anyhow.

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So my suggestion is how about a duck.

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We have the resident duck don't we Rob.

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Yes we do.

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So how about a duck being the goat's best friend.

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Wank Wank.

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Whoever the hell you were but I didn't write down your name.

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I am in Duck Blind Studio.

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Even tattooed on my arm.

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Whoever you are that I didn't bother to write down your name.

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Thank you for your email.

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Whoever you are.

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Thank you.

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But I didn't bother to write down your name.

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Burger King is coming out with mozzarella fries.

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The laxative is not included.

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So imagine that mozzarella fries.

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I mean that sounds like a perfect food to me.

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But well you know.

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Recently people have been getting calls from the number they have via their cell phone.

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So the way that this was written down is kind of confusing.

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And you'd have to go to the rest of the article to understand it.

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People are getting calls from their number.

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Like you know my name.

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My own number.

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And anyhow when you pick it up it's spam.

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It's a bunch of advertisements.

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And the advertisers said they have nothing to do with this.

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You know like let's say it was.

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Also you hear a Pampers commercial right.

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Well then they go back to Kimberly Clark or whoever makes Pampers.

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They're like we didn't do this.

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We would never do this.

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We wouldn't cold call someone and then spam them with a commercial.

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You're probably right.

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Is it a test run.

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Is it a test run to fuck everybody's phone.

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So anyhow if you get if you get your own number don't pick it up.

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I know curiosity make you go.

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I didn't call myself.

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So who is calling myself.

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Scientists have put shrimp on a treadmill.

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I'm not kidding you.

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The over under is 40 seconds by the way.

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We're betting those little shrimps last about 40 seconds and they're off the treadmill.

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They're not going to stay in where I don't even know how the scientists get to get them

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I hope this is not tax money.

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I was going to say is that where our tax dollars are going.

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Oh oh and by the way I really want one of those little treadmills.

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I want to know how to get one.

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I would have it in the Talk is Cheap studio right here and I would put it to where if

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Oh that's a tiny shrimp treadmill.

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You know shrimp.

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Yeah it's one of their treadmills.

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And then by that time I don't even want to know Mark.

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Let's check out your get up here.

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So Aaron Rodgers in a recent interview stated that religion is just to manipulate people.

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But so here's what I say Aaron Rodgers a form of manipulation is someone that plays fantastic

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You have all this talent and then all of a sudden in the playoffs you lose all this talent

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I call that manipulation.

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What about you?

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Yeah so anyhow you know that's classic Rodgers you know.

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So anyhow.

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But anyhow here I'll just go into the whole article right here because it's kind of interesting.

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So just when someone took the foot out of Aaron Rodgers mouth guess what he gets ahead

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and crams that size 11 right back into his pie hole.

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Well I added some stuff to the article.

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Well this time a little A-Rodgs said that religion was used to manipulate people.

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So let's see here Aaron I would call this manipulation having enough talent to win your

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division but not enough talent to make it to the Super Bowl.

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That's classic manipulation in my book.

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Coming soon new product Aaron Rodgers mouth soap.

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Go ahead and give little Johnny a mouthful of A-Rodgers mouth soap.

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We all certainly hope the results work better than Aaron.

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So anyhow.

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Yesterday morning.

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I got a text right.

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And it said.

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Hello Coach Williams.

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Have a great weekend.

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Are we still doing archery tomorrow.

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So I was like okay this yeah yeah it it.

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I think it was someone screwing with me but I don't know because I screwed with them back.

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And they got kind of mad.

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It said.

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I get a text in the morning.

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And I wake up and wonder who the hell text me.

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Said hello Coach Williams.

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Have a great weekend.

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Are we going to do archery tomorrow.

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And so I was like all right I thought about it and a couple hours later I kind of wake drink some coffee like I sent back a text that said Reggie wants to.

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But my toe hurts.

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So they sent me a text.

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Yeah they sent me a text back don't ever.

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What was it.

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Shit did I erase it.

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You know what I'll just.

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About what it said.

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Don't ever text me again.

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And I said OK well maybe I should be saying that to you asshole.

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I don't even think you realize that I was answering that text.

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So then after that nothing crickets.

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All right.

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A New York coffee house has come out with an interesting new flavor.

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The new flavor is King of Fruit.

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This is a notorious fruit that the odor is so bad.

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It is it was actually used in medieval times as a weapon.

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It smells like a corpse.

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Like a rotting corpse.

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And it's called King of all fruit.

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OK.

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So now check this out Rob.

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Jeffy X's uncovered coffee shop flavors that was declined.

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Our buddy.

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Yeah yeah.

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So anyhow the story of Jeffy X's he goes undercover incognito.

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And he goes to these places and he it's a very dangerous line of work.

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So he gets into the he's infiltrates these places and he finds these list of stuff that like either was going to happen or bad products or whatever he's been doing this a long time for us.

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And as a token of appreciation Rob knitted him embroidered underwear.

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It was Jeffy on the back and X on the front of it.

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And inside that underwear is a Stephen Piercey pouch.

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And Stephen Piercey from the Glam Band Rat supposedly used to sew a patch on the inside of his in the crotch area of his spandex.

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And he could stuff as many socks in there as he want you know to appease you know to maybe look more appetizing to women and maybe some gay males right.

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So Rob was nice enough to give him one of those pouches in the embroidered underwear.

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But the thing is we don't think Jeffy X even needs them but he did it just in case you know if Jeffy's you know just one you know pad the stats that's fine.

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So and also he made him a Sergeant Pepper's outfit which Jeffy refuses to take off.

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He's still wearing it isn't he.

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Yes he is.

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And it's black and crusty right now but he doesn't care.

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And a flying bat suit.

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And whenever he puts on the flying bat suit he puts it over his Sergeant Pepper's outfit because he refuses to take it off.

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So anyhow and me I'm a much simpler guy.

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I gave him the monetary equivalent to 50 hookers and 10 pounds of blow or something like that.

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So if he wants to pay off a bill he can.

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If he wants to buy hookers and blow he can.

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So anyhow so Jeffy X thank you for this list.

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And this is coffee flavors that was declined.

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Number one codfish flavored was a no go.

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Do you believe that?

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Actually I think I kind of have to agree with that.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Not that early in the morning.

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Well how about tofu coffee?

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Okay yeah.

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I could see that one.

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Okay tofu coffee.

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I think that's tofu for breakfast.

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Yeah okay all right okay.

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Blood sausage flavor.

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I think I'm going to have to go with that one what do you think?

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Yeah.

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Number four is an interesting one and I don't know how they came up with it.

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Bamboo flavored.

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What the hell?

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Tastes like wood?

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Yeah.

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Oh maybe you take a little bamboo straw and you mix your coffee with it.

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Maybe that's the gimmick.

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Now it might go good if you're burning incense.

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Oh okay you figured it out.

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Okay Rob thank you for making clarity of it.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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I bet it would go good smelling incense.

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Oh yeah yeah a little bamboo in your coffee.

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You could chew on the bamboo like those old cinnamon sticks remember them?

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Yeah.

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Yeah you could dunk it in your coffee and gnaw on it.

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Hell yeah we got it figured out.

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Arm pit flavored was refused.

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Yeah I think I get that one too.

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Yeah probably so.

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Especially hairy.

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Yeah yeah yeah I'm pretty sure that's what I envisioned when I read it.

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Hairy arm pit flavored.

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Next one mushroom enhanced coffee.

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I think that would make you have to have little mushrooms floating around in it right?

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Yeah.

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Okay I get it.

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I get it.

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How about sour apple coffee?

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It was declined.

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To me that sounds good.

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Yeah I could save a market for that.

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Yeah I think that sounds fantastic but they said no.

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And then barbeque flavored sweet and spicy and let's see what else apple flavored barbeque were both declined.

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Once again I see nothing wrong with those.

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I don't see nothing wrong with that either.

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Then paper towel flavored coffee was denied.

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You know you ever get paper towel in your mouth accidentally I think I understand that.

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Yeah I understand that.

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Or else you have to bang the paper towel to absorb the coffee.

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Oh yeah man Rob you're making sense of this man.

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Okay that's probably what it's trying.

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Hey what does sobriety do?

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That's true.

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That's true.

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Alright Rob you're making much more sense of this than I am.

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So the next one was declined and I think I kind of get it marble flavored.

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Yeah it tastes like glass.

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Yeah marble flavored I don't know where they came up with that.

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But yeah okay I think I get that one.

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Teriyaki was not approved.

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I've got a real issue with that.

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Who does not love teriyaki Rob?

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Good point.

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Yeah I don't care if it's coffee or a sandwich or whatever.

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Teriyaki is good.

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I don't know who the hell turned this down.

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But whoever did you're not right.

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Alright whoever this focus panel was I don't think you know your coffee.

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Next one turtle soup flavored coffee was turned down.

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That would be big in the shop.

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Yeah yeah that's what I was thinking too.

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They could even mix it with chicory coffee.

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Chicory and turtle soup flavored coffee.

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I mean you go down to New Orleans or something like that.

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You know Louisiana or Mississippi.

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They'd have that everywhere right?

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Yeah they would.

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That would be on every street corner.

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I think they really missed the boat with that one.

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And finally beef broth flavored was not favored in it.

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So it went away.

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So what do you think of that?

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I have a problem with that.

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I think that would be good.

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Hell yeah.

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I mean it would be like ramen noodles without the noodles.

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Yeah.

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And caffeine.

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The caffeinated ramen noodle juice.

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What the hell is wrong with that?

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Right.

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Yeah.

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Alright Rob once again we turn to you to make this program legible.

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Hey.

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Yes you.

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We'll see about that one buddy.

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Especially for my first one.

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Donors are fun aren't they?

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah.

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Wee.

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They're an entertainment staple whether at the center of action or providing comic relief.

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And perhaps more importantly they're an entirely inoffensive stereotype that bus stops can do a half decent impression of.

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Uh huh.

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One popular bit of we slang that people tend to throw around in smoking circles is some variation on don't bogart that joint man.

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Uh huh.

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When it comes to herbal refreshment bogarting is considered the height of rudeness.

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It highlights the old puff puff pass rule and suggests that you're taking your sweet time and more than your first chair.

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It comes of course from the actor Humphrey Bogart.

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Uh huh.

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That's the narrated Hollywood classics as Tasha Blanca and the Maltese Falcon can be associated with weed in the first place as a lot of all year and that just because of the gadget.

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According to Green's dictionary slang the term itself can have a few different meanings including to act aggressively in a bullying manner or to enter without invitation.

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Uh huh.

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That's cinema's favorite type based icon would not do.

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In the 1960s if you barged your way through a crowd or shoved someone you could be have easily thank yous a bogart.

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It's second better meaning also originated in the 1960s with the rise of the counterculture.

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It was used to describe one who retained something selfishly or more specifically to monopolize or smoke too much of a cannabis cigarette.

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While the screen wasn't known for being a night talker he did have a rather notorious habit of having a cigarette permanently dangling from his lips which is how the association took root.

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But the term was really immortalized in the fraternity of man's song Don't Bogart Me which was used in the 1969's Easy Rider and featured the lyrics don't bogart that joint my friend pass it over to me.

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The meaning intended by the band wasn't about smoking too much but rather about hanging onto the joint too long without smoking it.

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Wow.

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Okay.

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There is the origination of bogart.

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Bogart.

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Now I've always wondered that.

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Me too.

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Yeah.

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Hang on one second.

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Rob.

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I'm having a little bit of technical difficulties.

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Everyone will be right back.

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Invisible ass paddling, new douche flavors and horrible pranks.

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The fuck is wrong with these guys?

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Break shit house energy drink.

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That's right.

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Break shit house energy drink.

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Make men feel like a girl.

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Choke on their balls.

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Who wants to fuck shit up?

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Run for a scum across America.

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Break shit house is for you.

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Please enjoy break shit house energy drink responsibly.

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It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

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Jam X.

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What the hell happened?

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You were the generation of change.

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You never wanted to be one of them.

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At the feet.

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Spoke for you.

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Hunk the man.

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Hunk the system.

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What the hell happened?

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The generation of angst.

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The generation of noncompliance.

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Is now buying a boat.

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You're really fed up to kill someone who dangled a dollar near you.

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Great job Xers.

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Everything's ruined.

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Hi all.

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This is Chicago.

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I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

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Oh yeah?

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This is Kansas City here.

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Hold my beer bitch.

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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Joe Buck and Troy Aitman are being all televised in radio games of the NFL this year.

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Have you ever wondered where something came from?

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Have you ever looked at something and said, hey I wonder what the origin of that is?

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Well so have we.

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That's why we gave you the origin of.

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The origin of socks.

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Believe it or not the ancient Egyptians are responsible for knit socks.

508
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From around 300 to 500 AD were the first recorded knit socks worn by anybody in the world.

509
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,000
The apocalypse just happened.

510
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
You don't know what to do.

511
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
You don't know where to go.

512
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,000
But we can tell you what you can eat.

513
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,000
Garlic mustard could and should be a go to food during an apocalypse.

514
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,000
Garlic mustard is plentiful everywhere.

515
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
It is actually an invasive weed.

516
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:14,000
But it can be very delicious and easily taken from about any pasture.

517
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Garlic mustard can be stewed or even pan fried for delicious taste.

518
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:26,000
It can also be added to other ingredients whether it's a salad or any other type of food to enhance it.

519
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Garlic mustard should be a go to staple during the apocalypse.

520
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,000
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

521
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:38,000
Two douchebags and a microphone.

522
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,000
Two douchebags and microphone Mark.

523
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000
And I'm up.

524
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Okay, hey did you ever get your nipple flick, nipple ink?

525
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,000
No, I did not get that together.

526
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Okay, that's alright. We'll do it Tuesday night then.

527
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Tuesday night.

528
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Okay, cool.

529
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:15,000
Well, you know Tokyo is struggling with problems of a really invasive species.

530
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:21,000
I mean it's just tearing up everything, getting in garbage and just like running everything.

531
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000
I mean just going nuts.

532
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000
And you know what it is?

533
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000
What?

534
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000
Raccoons. North American raccoons.

535
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,000
I did not know they were on over there.

536
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000
They didn't.

537
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Someone must have let one loose somehow or something.

538
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,000
They're not sure how it got there but these are North American raccoons.

539
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:50,000
And anyhow, he, you know, the animals have exploded in numbers and is devastating all their crops.

540
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:59,000
You know, the thing I think is, is won't they take and you know how they block Mount Fuji with a mural, right?

541
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:06,000
I say they make several murals of like wolves.

542
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:13,000
Those raccoons ain't going to sit there with wolves or coyotes right there, right?

543
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000
Maybe, maybe, maybe not.

544
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Yeah, I don't know.

545
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Hey, just a shot.

546
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:29,000
And, okay, and real quick, a Canadian man combined his love for Star Wars and Legos by building a 7,541 piece Millennium Falcon.

547
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Millennium, yeah, anyhow.

548
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Wow.

549
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,000
Yeah.

550
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,000
Then his mom came downstairs and told him to get that shit off the floor.

551
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,000
And promptly gave him ten dishwashing applications.

552
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,000
Rob, your turn.

553
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:56,000
All right, Mike Tyson made things incredibly awkward at a press conference when he made a bizarre confession to Jake Paul on the other day of July 25.

554
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Okay.

555
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:07,000
After previously exchanging trash talk during their respective television appearances, the two fighters were face to face for thirty nights pressing.

556
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Uh huh.

557
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:13,000
One moment, Paul jokingly said that he wanted to kiss Tyson.

558
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:19,000
When Tyson heard that, he decided to take that time and even pull it.

559
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,000
He wanted to kiss me, Tyson asked.

560
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:32,000
That's so ironic that he said that because I saw a picture of him dancing at sixteen doing that little dance on YouTube.

561
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:38,000
For some reason, I got an erection.

562
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:43,000
For Tyson, that kind of pre-fight talk isn't completely out of the ordinary.

563
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:52,000
During his prime, it wasn't uncommon for him to make similar aggressively vulgar remarks.

564
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:59,000
Uh, July fight will take place July 20 at the AT&T Stadium in Harleyton, Texas.

565
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Though the men are more than thirty years apart in age, the state's athletic commission has sanctioned it as a professional fight that will count toward their respective records.

566
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Yeah, yeah, it is an actual fight.

567
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000
Yeah, uh, yeah.

568
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Wow, that, yeah.

569
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,000
I'm gonna definitely tune into that.

570
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
I wanna see it.

571
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Definitely.

572
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,000
We'll, um, we'll see what happens.

573
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:35,000
I know there's a lot, a lot of hype for the thing, so I hope it's good.

574
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Because if it isn't good, it's just gonna suck because there's so much hype going on right now.

575
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000
You know?

576
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
Yeah.

577
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Alright, um, a sarcastic Facebook marketplace post has turned into an outreach in the community.

578
00:35:53,000 --> 00:36:03,000
A centennial man, Justin Malk, was having a boring evening cleaning his apartment when he happened upon a plastic King Supers bag.

579
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:11,000
Plastic bags are now banned in Colorado, so he decided to post to a Facebook marketplace to get a few laughs.

580
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:20,000
He posted the never-been-used King Supers bag for $50, and he woke up to hundreds of comments and messages.

581
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:29,000
And he said, I was just like, being sarcastic and, and, and tried to spread joy to friends and positivity thinking somebody will get a laugh out of this, Malk said.

582
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:41,000
So, anyhow, the joke took an unexpected turn when Malk realized he had a buyer for the bag, the owner of Mother Cutter's Design in Aurora, Colorado.

583
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:48,000
She said she liked the idea and wanted to get behind it, and not only will I pay you $50, I'll double it.

584
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,000
And I was like, wow, that's super cool.

585
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
And this is what Malk said.

586
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Wow, that's super cool.

587
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,000
And I was like, if you do that, then I'll match it, Malk said.

588
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000
So all of a sudden, we're at $200.

589
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:05,000
My employer, Mike's Bikes, caught wind of it and said they'll match up to $500.

590
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:13,000
But that money isn't going towards Malk, but rather to Sec or Cares, a nonprofit food bank.

591
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:21,000
So that's pretty cool, you know, they turned this, they turned this whole bag thing into actually a charity, and it's going to help people.

592
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000
It's kind of a full circle moment.

593
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:31,000
That plastic bag that we can no longer use, it still brings money and awareness to our local population, said Lisa Long of Secor.

594
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,000
It was a full circle moment to Malk, too.

595
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:41,000
He told Fox 31 that after an injury put him out of work, he went to the Soaker Food Bank for help.

596
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:46,000
They helped me out. So I figure it was my turn to give back to them, Malk said.

597
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Pretty cool.

598
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Yeah.

599
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Yeah, turning that into helping people. I'm all for that. That's good.

600
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,000
All right, Rob, we look at you.

601
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,000
All right.

602
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:07,000
The daily shower is more controversial thing than you might think.

603
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Are we showering too much, too little? Is the water too hot or too cold?

604
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:19,000
What is the rat doing in here anyway?

605
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,000
I don't know why they put that in.

606
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:27,000
For some reason, the one that would...

607
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000
That was funny, Rob. I'm sorry. Go ahead.

608
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Yeah, what is the rat doing in here anyway?

609
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:42,000
But for some reason, the one that really gets people grimacing is the question of when to shower.

610
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:51,000
If you're a morning shower, since you couldn't imagine waiting until bedtime to scrub off the night's sweat and grime.

611
00:38:51,000 --> 00:39:02,000
If you eventually shower in the evening, on the other hand, you likely recoil at the idea of going into bed still covered in the dirt and dust of the day.

612
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:08,000
So who's in the right? Is it better to start the day sparkling or wind down with a wash?

613
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:13,000
We looked into the silence and the answer may surprise you.

614
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Yeah, I'm kind of curious.

615
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:26,000
According to a 2022 Sleep Foundation survey, 42% of U.S. adults start their day with a bath or shower.

616
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:32,000
But more than 25% do work out before bed.

617
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:41,000
And even under overshadows of 38%, we report showering or bathing at just some point in the evening.

618
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,000
So there must be something to it, right?

619
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:57,000
I shower in the morning to really wake up to feel alive. Cleveland Clinic, dermatologist, A lot, Ridge, ComEd in 2023.

620
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:07,000
I just don't feel like myself if I'm starting my day without having a clean, freshly scrubbed face.

621
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:15,000
There are biological reasons behind this morning boost. Your body relies on certain cues to regulate.

622
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:23,000
It's written and a regular shower can serve as a signal that it's time to wake up and become more alert.

623
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,000
I mean, Rob, is there any set way really?

624
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Isn't it when you feel dirty and you don't smell so good, you're like, OK, it's time to get a shower?

625
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

626
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Yeah, I mean, I just don't see someone going, you know what?

627
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:45,000
It's not morning, so I'm not going to I smell like shit and I got poison ivy on me, I think.

628
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:51,000
But I got to wait till morning. You see, I just don't see someone doing that to you.

629
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,000
Right.

630
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:58,000
But anyhow, going through this whole long story, OK, here's the verdict.

631
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
OK.

632
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:09,000
If showing the morning or evening made that much of a difference, we wouldn't need an explainer article to decide which was better.

633
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:15,000
The truth is, there's not all that much in it either way.

634
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:25,000
There's no definitive answer for the global population on whenever the day, evening, birthday, morning shower.

635
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:33,000
But for each individual, there tends to be a right answer and it's all based on preference.

636
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,000
OK, well, fine.

637
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
So quit our unit over.

638
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Yeah, yep.

639
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo is listening to this film.

640
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Oh, Lord, that man just saw a puppy and hey, don't worry.

641
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:08,000
I have a clown nose.

642
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Oh, no, that drunk guy just hit my child.

643
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
It's OK.

644
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,000
I have a clown nose.

645
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Clown nose.

646
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Just put one on and you can do anything.

647
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Want to run for office?

648
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
Murder people in public?

649
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

650
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

651
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Grab one today and make magic happen.

652
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Hey, look, I think we found land.

653
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Oh, my God, I think we're safe.

654
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Oh, no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

655
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:57,000
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks with them when they golf in case they get a hole in one?

656
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Hey there, fuck stick.

657
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:04,000
You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

658
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:14,000
The goat farm in Montana has a parrot trained to call the goats in for dinner every night.

659
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

660
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Hey, girl, do you work at Subway?

661
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Because you just gave me a foot long.

662
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:42,000
So, you know, you ever, you know, people say the saying it's raining gold or whatever, right?

663
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:47,000
It means they're like making a killing at something or, you know, or everyone's doing great and all that.

664
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:53,000
Well, in Antarctica, gold was raining and it might still be.

665
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000
It sounds like a dream, but it's true.

666
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:59,000
The Antarctica gold rains from the sky tucked in among the glaciers.

667
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Fiery Mount Erebus is the southern most active volcano on Earth, proven a bit of heat amid the frozen landscape.

668
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:18,000
The frozen continent features 138 volcanoes, according to a 2017 study with around nine of them reported as active with a summit elevation of 12,000.

669
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:24,000
And 148 feet Mount Erebus is the most well known.

670
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:29,000
Erebus is one of these volcanoes that from that form Ross Island.

671
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:36,000
And it said that it was erupting when it was discovered in 1841 during a voyage of Captain James Clark Ross,

672
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:45,000
who carried out important magnetic surveys in the Arctic and Antarctic and discovered the Ross Sea in the Victoria land region of Antarctica.

673
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:58,000
So anyhow, scientists still observed volcano through Mount Erebus Volcano Observatory and conduct field campaigns to look for extreme life forms.

674
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,000
The largest Antarctic settlement, you know what?

675
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Fuck all that.

676
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Let me just get to it here.

677
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Let's see.

678
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:14,000
The volcano regularly pumps out plumes of gasses steam has been known to eject boulders, partially molten rock known as volcanic bombs.

679
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:26,000
While the volcanic bombs are exciting, the bursts of gas and tiny crystals of metallic gold that surprised scientists who estimate the volcano spews around 80 grams of gold a day.

680
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,000
That's worth six thousand dollars.

681
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:33,000
The gold has been found hundreds of miles away from Mount Erebus.

682
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Antarctic researchers have detected traces of gold dust in ambient air for up to 621 miles away.

683
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Whoo. Yeah.

684
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Yeah.

685
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Sorry about that long ass thing, but I don't know whoever the fuck it was thought they were going to be cute and write a whole bunch of shit about it.

686
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,000
So anyhow, the most important thing is this right here.

687
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
It's raining gold in Antarctica.

688
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:02,000
So if you want to go get some gold, go to Mount Erebus.

689
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,000
So anyhow, Rob, we look at you.

690
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Have fun with that, by the way.

691
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Yeah. Yeah.

692
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Yeah. Good luck to you.

693
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000
Yep.

694
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Bring a coat.

695
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
All right.

696
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:23,000
I've got some phrases that originated in the Navy that a lot of people wouldn't even realize.

697
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Very cool.

698
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Okay.

699
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,000
The first one is carry on.

700
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Most are familiar with the British phrase, keep calm and carry on, but were you aware that the last part has naval origins on days that experience particularly good weather, general winds, if we're being specific, the order to carry on was beginning.

701
00:46:52,000 --> 00:47:00,000
This indicated that all available sails would be raised.

702
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:06,000
So good weather makes as much energy can.

703
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
Okay.

704
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Next, let the cat out of the bag.

705
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Laying the cat out of the bag is Navy slang to describe the punishment of whipping.

706
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:28,000
The cat refers to the cat in nine tails, a formidable multi-tailed whip stored within a cloth bag.

707
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:39,000
The cat knows knew it was about to be used when the superior going out the punishment pulled it out of its bag.

708
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Okay, cool.

709
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
Next, scuttlebutt.

710
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,000
I use that all the time.

711
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,000
It would be nice to know what it means or where it came from.

712
00:47:49,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Scuttlebutt is a Navy slang for a rumor. The word comes from gettle which means to intentionally sink one ship by opening holes in the side and but the water container men would group around and talk.

713
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Essentially it describes the effect rumors have on morale.

714
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Hmm.

715
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Okay.

716
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000
I guess I can still use scuttlebutt.

717
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
I mean it's pretty close, right?

718
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,000
Yeah.

719
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Okay.

720
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Yeah.

721
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:27,000
Then we have taken aback.

722
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000
Okay.

723
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:37,000
While it might not seem like a phrase of naval origin, the fact is that taken aback is a form of Navy slang.

724
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Modern speakers use it to describe when they're stopped or surprised about something that they originally referred to when a sudden strong gust of wind hit a ship's sails and pushed them in the opposite direction.

725
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Uh huh.

726
00:48:56,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Then we have he knows the ropes.

727
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Wow. And all these originated from the Navy, huh?

728
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Yeah, according to this article.

729
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Okay.

730
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:18,000
This term commonly used in English language was originally used to describe a novice sailor.

731
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:26,000
It would be printed on their discharge and meant they knew the names and purpose of a ship's main ropes.

732
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Basically it formed their subpoenas that they knew the very basics of seamanship.

733
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Uh huh.

734
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000
Wow.

735
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Um, and then spinning a yarn.

736
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,000
Okay.

737
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:49,000
The day to spin a yarn means to tell a story, one that's perhaps slightly exaggerated.

738
00:49:49,000 --> 00:50:01,000
It's seething origin state that the naval officers would believe that if demons spent too much time telling stories, then no work would be done.

739
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:07,000
At least once a week a ship's crew would have to unravel old lines of rope.

740
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:20,000
During this, the men could converse and tell stories as much as they pleased, and the time became known as spinning yarns.

741
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,000
Wow. Okay.

742
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,000
And then I have one final one.

743
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000
Okay. These are pretty cool.

744
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
Yeah.

745
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,000
Double toupee.

746
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Oh, this is going to be interesting I bet.

747
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:44,000
This expression is today to describe that something unintended is looming.

748
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:57,000
However, some claim the term originated from the despised task of waterproofing a wooden ship's longest seam along the keel.

749
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:02,000
This is sometimes disputed, but there are many who believe it.

750
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:09,000
This team was named the devil and would be paid or covered by tar.

751
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:19,000
Paying the devil was an extremely unpleasant and difficult job, and the name was eventually used to describe any unwanted situation.

752
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Oh, wow. Cool.

753
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
I thought that was a pretty good one.

754
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:29,000
That is really good. All that stuff interests me a lot.

755
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:33,000
I mean where these originate and all that, and that's how come I like to do Origin of.

756
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,000
I've got a bunch more that I've got to do. I've just got to have time to do them.

757
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000
Yeah.

758
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:45,000
Anybody that's interested, I found this on War History Online.

759
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:51,000
I've been finding some pretty good articles on War History Online.

760
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:54,000
That's pretty cool.

761
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,000
Yeah.

762
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:59,000
Yeah, that was a good article. Thank you, Rob.

763
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:06,000
You know, artists are getting tired of Ticketmaster because it's really starting to affect a lot of artist sales.

764
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:14,000
You know, I mean, we may not technically be in a recession, but man, people can't afford shit anymore, right? Agreed?

765
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:21,000
I mean, inflation is off the hook, housing prices are insane, taxes are way up, okay?

766
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:25,000
So, artists start getting together and going, you know what?

767
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:31,000
Our venues are not selling like they used to, and we think it's because of Ticketmaster greed.

768
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:40,000
So, anyhow, the Cures Robert Smith recently convinced Ticketmaster to refund unduly high fees to their fans.

769
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Could this be a start of artists holding the ticket-selling giant to account?

770
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:50,000
At present, you'd be hard-pressed to find a music fan with any positive thoughts about Ticketmaster.

771
00:52:50,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Well, from two very different musical camps, Cures Robert Smith and his Goth Army are ready to join the Swifties in a battle against ticketing giant as another fan base is burdened by pricing.

772
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:15,000
As tickets went on sale for the band's US tour, prices were nearly doubled thanks to hefty service fees, facility charges, and a processing fee.

773
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:30,000
Despite purposely setting their prices at an accessible limit, the ticket's as low as $20, and opting out of dynamic pricing during apparent conversations with the platform, Cure fans still got shafted.

774
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:42,000
In a series of tweets to fans, Smith said he is as sickened as you all are, and he actually convinced Ticketmaster to refund some of these unreachable fees to their fans.

775
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:53,000
But the fact this happened at all when the Cures supposedly did everything right is wrong, and now the Taylor Swifties are getting involved, and maybe they can make a difference.

776
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:58,000
There's a lot more to this article, but you know what? I mean, here's the deal.

777
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:03,000
The bigger bands, I mean, the Cure was a big band in their time, right?

778
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:12,000
But they're not selling out T-Mobile centers, they're not selling out AT&T Stadium like Swifties, right?

779
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:20,000
So them complaining about it is one thing, but Swifties, her army, can have something done about it.

780
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:27,000
Because if they stop going to Swift concerts because of the prices, Ticketmaster's going to lose a lot of fucking money, right?

781
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Right.

782
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:37,000
So I'm hoping this is the start of a new revolution against Ticketmaster and Live Nation.

783
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:45,000
Because in my opinion, the fees are just, they're wrong.

784
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:49,000
The fees are wrong. The stuff that they charge are insane.

785
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:53,000
They don't have to charge that much. It's all corporate greed.

786
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,000
And I don't want to hear people go, well, that's capitalism.

787
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:05,000
Fuck you, okay? Why don't you go live in a ditch and, you know, if you think all this price gouging is okay.

788
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,000
You know, it's fucked up.

789
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:10,000
So anyhow, I'm glad they're doing something about it. I hope something gets done about it.

790
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:15,000
Because if Ticketmaster is involved in a show, I have nothing to do with them anymore.

791
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:18,000
I hate their fucking guts and I hate Live Nation.

792
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,000
All they are is a big ripoff to me.

793
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,000
This is my opinion and I don't want to do business with them.

794
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:30,000
I think they're a horrible company. So anyhow, Rob, what do you think?

795
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:35,000
Yeah, I agree. I mean, the rates are just ungodly.

796
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:46,000
I've been seeing, they've been on Facebook and actually different advertisements for concerts.

797
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:51,000
Those people are offering concerts for $25 a ticket.

798
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Really? Where at?

799
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,000
At the smaller venues. Other different venues.

800
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000
Oh, okay. Okay. I got you.

801
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:05,000
Yeah. I've been seeing ads. So, you might go to the...

802
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:10,000
That's very cool. That is really cool.

803
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:19,000
Yeah, and the reason I'm going to go see Glenn Hughes and head east out there at where the Missouri State Fair is in Sedalia.

804
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:23,000
The reason I'm going to go see him, well, number one, I'm a huge Glenn Hughes fan.

805
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:28,000
And also like head east, it'll be fun to watch. I don't even know if it has any original members.

806
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:35,000
But the main thing is, is they're not gouging us on the tickets. The tickets are very reasonable, especially for that big event.

807
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,000
There's like seven bands that are going to play that day.

808
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:43,000
And I got VIP area for $75. And the reason I got VIP...

809
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000
Oh wow.

810
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Yeah, I have to pretty much get that. Val has a bad back, thanks to the post office.

811
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:55,000
You know, so, you know, I want her to be comfortable as possible. Yes.

812
00:56:55,000 --> 00:57:01,000
So, yeah, I mean, you could get in there for 30, $40. I think it's like 30 something in processing fees.

813
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:08,000
I think it's a little bit over 40. And you get seven bands, including a legendary guy that was in deep purple,

814
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:12,000
including head east, which is a legendary band and some other bands that were really good.

815
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:18,000
I forgot who they are currently, but I mean, and Ticketmaster is not involved.

816
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:31,000
So, you know, it seems like every like the uptown theater, they don't go through Ticketmaster and all their concerts are pretty reasonable.

817
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:39,000
There's no gouging going on there. It looks to me, in my opinion, like Ticketmaster Live Nation are the ones doing the gouging.

818
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:43,000
And that's pretty much it. Everyone else, I think, has come to the realization.

819
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:47,000
They're like, you know what, if we charge more, we're going to school ourselves.

820
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:50,000
What they do is they charge reasonable price to get in.

821
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:54,000
And then they hope you have enough money for a couple of beers and a t-shirt.

822
00:57:54,000 --> 00:58:01,000
That is the ammo right now of people making money on the road. That is a template for success.

823
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Like the Walsh show that I watched in Tulsa about a year and a half ago.

824
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:10,000
And I hope he gets better because I still have one in Memphis.

825
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:15,000
I have two tickets to that that that that I want to use.

826
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:20,000
But he had back surgery, Blackie Lawless did. So he's been out for quite a while.

827
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:28,000
But Walsh show wasn't wasn't gouging tickets very reasonable.

828
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:32,000
Didn't go through Ticketmaster is at the Tulsa Theater, which is a beautiful theater.

829
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:44,000
And anyhow, and because it was reasonably priced, I saw a lot of people buying shirts, hats, trinkets of wasp.

830
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:52,000
You know, the stuff that proves you were there, you know, and and I kind of figured out it's like, all right, they don't charge much for the tickets.

831
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:59,000
You get in there and then you buy a bunch of beer and you buy a couple of t-shirts and they made their money like that.

832
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:08,000
They don't have to gouge you. So anyhow, I guess I'm done with this subject because it really pisses me off.

833
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,000
So anyhow, Rob, go ahead, take it away.

834
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:18,000
All right. Some things that are worth buying anymore because they're too expensive.

835
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:29,000
Home ownership in 1990, the average single family home cost one hundred thousand dollars.

836
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:33,000
Now it costs four hundred thousand. Wow.

837
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:53,000
400 percent during that same time, the average household income is increased by 25 percent. That makes home ownership a significant sacrifice for some families and completely out of reach for others.

838
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:58,000
Yeah. Yeah, definitely. I see that.

839
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:04,000
I do, too. Every day. Streaming services.

840
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:11,000
Streaming is increasing costs and service providers are cracking down on sharing accounts.

841
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:19,000
So people are turning back the cable and satellite services for more cost effective options.

842
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:27,000
Streaming that used to cost ten dollars for several users now costs fifteen a month for a single user.

843
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Wow. On the other hand, the price of satellite cable has increased only slightly over the past decade.

844
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:47,000
Well, so, you know, I guess if you got so many streaming services, take them away, you might be able to afford cable.

845
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000
You know? Yeah. And that's wrong.

846
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,000
You know. Yeah, that's true.

847
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:55,000
And this isn't first world problems. OK.

848
01:00:55,000 --> 01:01:03,000
Look, we have a really good system in America and people generally usually have work unless you're just some lazy fuck like a lot of people are.

849
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:10,000
OK. You can usually find work and before you can usually kind of scrape together a decent living if you're really trying.

850
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Right. Like let's say all you can get is a job at McDonald's.

851
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:20,000
You work your way up to assistant manager and then probably shift manager and then maybe to the manager of the store.

852
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,000
And then you're making a lot of money. OK.

853
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:29,000
It may not be fun, may not be easy. You may spend a lot of time at McDonald's, but you're making a good living.

854
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:34,000
You're making a decent living anymore. I don't think it's possible.

855
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,000
I don't think it is. Everything is stacked against the common man.

856
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:43,000
Everything. And it seems to be some sort of a system of keep away now.

857
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:48,000
Maybe it always was. Maybe I've never viewed it like that, but it almost looks like keep away.

858
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:53,000
And you know, I agree with you. Yeah.

859
01:01:53,000 --> 01:02:01,000
And it's sickening. And I'm glad you did that story right after I did the ticket bastard because there's still more on there.

860
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:05,000
Oh, go ahead. I'm sorry. I apologize. Yeah. Yeah.

861
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:19,000
High quality meat. People are buying less high quality meat. Families that cook their own food are relying more on lower quality cuts that cost less and can go further.

862
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:24,000
A steak costs 50 percent more than it did five years ago.

863
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:34,000
The price of groceries in general has exceeded the growth of household income, which the next one on the list is groceries.

864
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:47,000
The last annual figures released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics reveal that grocery prices are up by 10.1 percent year over year.

865
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:54,000
This means that that is sickening. Think about it. People have turned to store brands.

866
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:59,000
They're planning meals better and they're wasting less food.

867
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:05,000
Hey, Rob, you think we'll go back to drink and just beer black and white label?

868
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Honestly, I can almost see it coming out. I could too. Honestly. Yeah.

869
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:18,000
It's like the early 80s again, where all the generic stuff started coming out and it didn't have a label on it at all.

870
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:23,000
It was just black and white typing, black typing on a white surface.

871
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:31,000
And it said beer. Then if you got light beer, I said light beer. It would say mozzarella cheese and it's in black and white.

872
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:36,000
It's just typing. No gimmick stuff. And it was cheaper. I think another one of those is coming up.

873
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:46,000
But go ahead. Go ahead with your article. We call it generic. Yes. And it was big for years. It was big for years, wasn't it?

874
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:55,000
Yeah. People could afford it. Yeah. Yeah. Anyhow, Rob, go ahead. OK. Here's a real quick.

875
01:03:55,000 --> 01:04:02,000
And impulse purchasing is becoming a thing of the past.

876
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:11,000
Eating out is no longer a weekly pastime that most enjoy.

877
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:19,000
With restaurant prices rising more, the consumer pricing that is pushing people into less expensive options.

878
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:27,000
And dining in is selling for inexpensive options. I can believe that.

879
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:33,000
The cost of entertainment, such as movie tickets or concert tickets, is rising every day.

880
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:49,000
People look for free alternatives or less expensive ways to have fun by going to the library or the park or museum or watching movies or TV shows at home using streaming services.

881
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:56,000
Uh huh. Fast fashion might be losing its appeal.

882
01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:09,000
People want drugs are being reassessed with more investment going into quality pieces, which will last longer and close source second hand.

883
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:22,000
Wow. You know, remember, I think it was like the 90s when the economy was really bad and everybody went to thrift stores and bought their clothes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I could see that coming back.

884
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:31,000
That's where I get my work clothes. You might as well. Yeah. I care. Yeah. My work clothes take a beating.

885
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:39,000
You saw in metal you take a great degree of sparks that choose under denim just like nothing. So yeah.

886
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:50,000
And all the cutting oil that's on the steel when we get it. You know. Yes. Oh yeah. I look like a mechanic coming home.

887
01:05:50,000 --> 01:06:02,000
Oh, I bet you do. Yeah. Wow. And yeah, that's heavy work. Anyhow, go ahead. You still have more. Okay. I have three more. Okay.

888
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:21,000
The price of new cars is skyrocketed. 20% years. No shit. Yeah. As a result, many are skipping new purchases and keeping older cars longer or opting for used ones.

889
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:40,000
Yep. Let's forging on luxury items. Isn't it's common. It's hard to justify fancy watch or designer bag. I agree. I agree too. Yep.

890
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:52,000
I'm talking about print subscriptions. Okay. As in newspapers, magazines. Okay. So just to be clear.

891
01:06:52,000 --> 01:07:00,000
You're talking about the thing in the past. Okay. You're talking about print. Like that's on paper. You're not talking about online subscriptions. Okay.

892
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:12,000
Yeah. Yeah. Newspapers, magazines. Yeah. Because all the newspapers are online now and they charge you like a buck a month. They're much cheaper, but you can get any article that's in the paper newspaper.

893
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:20,000
But you have to subscribe to it and it's pretty cheap. Or you start out a buck. Maybe it's five bucks after that or something like that. All the newspapers are doing that.

894
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:28,000
And that's why I asked that because you're not talking about those. You're talking about what's actually on a paper like a kid would throw in your yard in the morning.

895
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:39,000
Right. Right. Okay. Yeah. The subscription costs for print newspapers and magazines have risen significantly.

896
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:45,000
Often exceeding $200 annually for daily newspapers.

897
01:07:45,000 --> 01:08:00,000
Going to airports and you go to buy a paper magazine because it's a long flight and you may not have internet because internet and a lot of these planes, if they are internet equipped, they're spotty. They go out quite a bit and they're really slow.

898
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:11,000
So you grab a couple of physical magazines like People, Us, whatever, World News, and you grab them to read to have something to do while you're on that plane. Right.

899
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:17,000
Those things are like seven bucks, eight bucks, nine bucks a pop now.

900
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:30,000
And that's the cover price. I'm not talking about what they charge in an airport, which is highly inflated. I'm talking about the cover price of a small magazine is at least usually at least eight bucks.

901
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:33,000
That's ridiculous.

902
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:45,000
Yeah. And that part does go on to say digital subscriptions generally range from $10 to $20 a month.

903
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:49,000
Oh, they're higher than I thought. Okay. The come on is a dollar a month.

904
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,000
Yeah.

905
01:08:50,000 --> 01:09:04,000
Like the Star, the Washington Post or the New York Post, the Washington, whatever. Anyhow. Okay. The come on is a dollar to start, I think. And then after that, they jack the price up.

906
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:11,000
You know, just kind of like satellite radio is like, hey, come join us for a buck. And then they got your credit card information. And yeah.

907
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:15,000
So, hmm. Wow. That's a good article, Rob. Thank you.

908
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:18,000
Yeah, I kind of like that one.

909
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:20,000
Yep. Me too.

910
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:25,000
Well, I've got a just as I thought I was out.

911
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:28,000
They pull me back in.

912
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:31,000
And that would and that would be the Royals.

913
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:35,000
They are 10 games above 500 and playing very well.

914
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:41,000
And they are like a half game out of first place. And they're definitely would be in the playoffs if it ended right now.

915
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:45,000
And we're going on June.

916
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,000
Royals. Congratulations. Keep it up.

917
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:51,000
I mean, I'm actually contemplating going to a baseball game this year.

918
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,000
I might go to a couple of them.

919
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:56,000
So that's pretty cool.

920
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,000
Nice little pleasant surprise.

921
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:07,000
And especially, you know, with the Chiefs doing so well and the Royals are really I mean, when July comes around and it's training camp, right.

922
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:10,000
You don't hear anything about the Royals anymore.

923
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:13,000
It's all Chiefs. It's because they're already out of it, right.

924
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:19,000
It would be refreshing for the Royals to take the front page while training camps coming on.

925
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:23,000
I mean, I'm not nearly as big a baseball fan as I used to.

926
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:29,000
And that's because they ruined the sport for me because most of the times it's not competitive for a smaller market.

927
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,000
And to me, it's greed. And I don't like that.

928
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:34,000
And I don't like and I like the people that destroyed the game.

929
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:38,000
So I stay away from it a lot, a lot more than I used to.

930
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:41,000
I don't watch it nearly as much. I disengaged with it.

931
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:46,000
I got closer to the NFL. I got closer to hockey, you know, stuff like that.

932
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:52,000
So and anyhow, the Royals doing this has got me a little bit excited about the season.

933
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:56,000
And now I look on my phone to see if they won or lost.

934
01:10:56,000 --> 01:11:00,000
I look and see how Salvi Perez is hitting Bobby Witt Jr.

935
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:05,000
You see, I even know the names, you know, they have they have some pretty good pitchers.

936
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:09,000
I mean, so congratulations to the Royals.

937
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:19,000
Keep up the good work. I mean, I really, you know, I really would like to have a second sport that I can go to in Kansas City, you know.

938
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:26,000
I mean, I could pick an NBA team or a hockey team, but it's not the same as them being here. Right.

939
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:32,000
All right. So anyhow, you got anything else, Rob?

940
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:35,000
Oh, I'm looking through right now.

941
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:39,000
Oh, hi, Grandma Opal. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky.

942
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:42,000
Hi, Grandma. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky. Love you guys.

943
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:45,000
Dodge City, Kansas, getting pelted right now with severe storms.

944
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:49,000
Keep your head down and look outside, guys.

945
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:54,000
Don't get near windows. I'm not kidding you.

946
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:58,000
It's 100 mile an hour winds in these. Yeah. Yeah.

947
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:03,000
Houston got fucking destroyed by like 110 mile an hour winds.

948
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:07,000
It was what they call a Doroco or a Derico, which is a land hurricane.

949
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:16,000
Basically, it's a storm that just builds up intense intensity and just like goes crazy, like 111 mile an hour winds.

950
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:20,000
That's like an EF2 tornado only everywhere.

951
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:26,000
So, I mean, and this is basically a hurricane on land and it's happening a lot more now.

952
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:30,000
And so they're having 100 mile an hour winds out in central Kansas today.

953
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:37,000
So there's not very many windows that are still intact and probably a lot of cars have big dents on them, if not trees.

954
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:43,000
So I hope you guys are OK out there. I hope everybody's safe and I hope not too many things got destroyed.

955
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:49,000
But anyhow, Dodge City, Kansas was included in that zone and the severe storms came through there.

956
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:54,000
So I hope Grandma Opal, Jimmy and Ricky are all safe and doing well.

957
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:58,000
The line may have made it past him by now. I don't know. This is a couple hours ago.

958
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:01,000
So anyhow, anyhow, Rob, you got something?

959
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:07,000
Yeah, yeah, I came up with some accidental inventions that we use every day.

960
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:09,000
OK.

961
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:16,000
Well, a lot of people knew that Tinnisillum was accidental.

962
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:31,000
And in 1928, after returning from a vacation, Alexander Fleming, a status scientist, found a petri dish of bacteria he had left out

963
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:36,000
and developed a greenish mold instead of just parting the spoiled sample.

964
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:49,000
You notice they clear halo where no bacteria grew around the mold. This was him to identify the mold as Tinnisillum nodum.

965
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:52,000
It's a form of penicillin, right?

966
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:55,000
Tinnisillum, the worst antibody.

967
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:58,000
OK.

968
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:21,000
Then we have the Slinky. In 1943, naval engineer Richard T. James was tinkering the springs, hoping to create stabilizers for maritime equipment.

969
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:36,000
When he asked to knock one off a shelf, he watched the amazement as it walked down and started falling. This unexpected event gave birth to the Slinky.

970
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:39,000
Wow.

971
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:54,000
As the post-it notes, in 1958, Dr. Spencer Silver, a researcher at 3M, was on a mission to create a super-strong adhesive instead of being one that barely stuck at all.

972
01:14:54,000 --> 01:15:01,000
It seemed like a dud until his colleague Art Fry had a lightbulb moment.

973
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:12,000
Fry, frustrated with paper bookmarks falling out of his handbook, realized Silver's low-touch adhesive could be the perfect solution.

974
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:20,000
They developed a sticky note that could be repositioned without damage.

975
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,000
Cool.

976
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:26,000
Yeah. Teflon.

977
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,000
OK.

978
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:36,000
Dr. Plunkett's experience in 1938 while working with DuPont's lab, Plunkett tried making a new refrigerant.

979
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,000
Mm-hmm.

980
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:46,000
And barely discovered the gas left overnight in a canister had turned into a white, waxy substance.

981
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:54,000
This accidental find, known as Teflon, was not stick, heat-resistant, and super slick.

982
01:15:54,000 --> 01:16:04,000
DuPont saw its potential in industrial uses, but it was a French engineer's wife who saw the kitchen magic.

983
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:12,000
She suggested using Teflon to coat cookware, leading to the nonstick pans we love today.

984
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:16,000
Cool. And that's Teflon, right?

985
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:18,000
Yeah, Teflon.

986
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:22,000
OK. Great invention. I mean, you know, nothing sticks to it.

987
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:28,000
Right. Silicone.

988
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:36,000
During World War II, with rubber and short supply, the hat for alternals were on.

989
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:45,000
Engineer James Wright was mixing boric acid with silicone oil when he stumbled upon a gooey, stretchy substance.

990
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:52,000
It wasn't the rubber's substitute he aimed for, but it bounced and stretched like nothing else.

991
01:16:52,000 --> 01:17:01,000
Wright's employers weren't impressed, but Peter Hobson, a savvy businessman, saw its potential as a toy.

992
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:05,000
That silly putty was born.

993
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:10,000
Cool.

994
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:15,000
And I'm going to wrap it up with one final one here.

995
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,000
OK.

996
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,000
Implantable pacemaker.

997
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:24,000
Really? That was an accident? Or, yeah.

998
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:34,000
In 1956, Wilson Greatbatch was an engineering professor working on a device to record heart sounds.

999
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:42,000
When he made a serendipitous mistake, he used the wrong type of resistor.

1000
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:49,000
And instead of recording sounds, the device emitted electronic pulses.

1001
01:17:49,000 --> 01:18:01,000
These pulses mimic the natural rhythm of the heart leading to the creation of the first implantable pacemakers.

1002
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:04,000
Wow.

1003
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,000
Very cool.

1004
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:06,000
That was cool.

1005
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:10,000
Yeah, thank you, Rob. That was a fantastic article. I appreciate that.

1006
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:14,000
All your articles tonight have been excellent, so thank you, Rob.

1007
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:18,000
I've got an invention, too, that I love.

1008
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:22,000
OK, you're familiar with Boulevard Brewing Company, right, here in Kansas City?

1009
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:23,000
Yeah.

1010
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:28,000
OK. Do you remember Tank 7?

1011
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:38,000
It almost was kind of... OK, it is a stout, maybe a Belgian almost style brew.

1012
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:42,000
It's very good, and it's one of their best sellers. It was by accident.

1013
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:45,000
They didn't mean to even make that beer.

1014
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:49,000
And they published an article about it, and I was like, wow.

1015
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:53,000
And then they're like, you know what, let's just try to sell it.

1016
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:58,000
Well, it was in Tank 7, so just call it Tank 7.

1017
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:02,000
So they labeled it Tank 7, and they sold it, and it sold like hotcakes.

1018
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:07,000
So they're like, wow. OK, whatever we just made there, let's figure it out and make it again.

1019
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:10,000
And it is one of their best-selling beers. People love it.

1020
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:13,000
So, interesting, huh?

1021
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,000
Yeah.

1022
01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:20,000
Yep. All righty. I guess we're going to go ahead and shut this bitch down and put a little bow on it, right?

1023
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:24,000
Yeah, I got some dogs I got akin to.

1024
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,000
Oh yeah, that's right. All righty, everybody.

1025
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:30,000
I'm going to sit and put my neighbors tonight.

1026
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:34,000
Well, that's cool. It's a French bulldog and something else, huh?

1027
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:38,000
Yeah, I don't know what he is, but he's a big, beautiful dog.

1028
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,000
Oh, that's cool. All right.

1029
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:42,000
He's a gentle giant, yeah.

1030
01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,000
They usually are, aren't they?

1031
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:46,000
Yeah.

1032
01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:49,000
All right. Rob, have a good night. Everybody, thank you for joining us.

1033
01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:51,000
Good night, assholes.

1034
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:53,000
Good night, assholes.

1035
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:56,000
Oh no. Looks like the show's over, kids.

1036
01:19:56,000 --> 01:20:01,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1037
01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:20,000
Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.