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May your spoon always slip and sink into your hot soup.

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Hey look! I think we found land! Oh my god, I think we're safe! Oh no! It's the island of horrible jokes!

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Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I may never know.

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Two Douchebags and a Microphone. I'm Mark. And I am Rob.

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Always. Yep, yep. Live on the edge. That's what I say.

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If I can put your mic in a weird position that way you just have to go ahead and move it on air. Yes. Yes.

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Yeah, yeah it means should I go ahead and use the bathroom or is that a fart? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. I gambled a lost. It's over.

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Gotta take another shower. This is the third one today. Bullshit. So anyhow. Yep, yep, yep, yep. Like I said before, Father Time carries a baseball bat and he has a sense of humor.

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Yeah, he does. Oh yeah. Yep, yep, yep. So, yep, everything that our parents told us that we laughed at, we're not laughing at now are we?

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Oh hell no. Nope, nope, not at all. Nope, nope, nope. My dad's in the great beyond right now going, uh huh, you little dumbass. You thought you knew everything, didn't you?

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Yeah, huh? Yep. So, alright. Let's start off here. Mount Fuji is a well sought out tourist attraction in Japan, right?

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Very picturesque, beautiful mountain. Okay. The villages in the mountain's path are erecting a giant 65 foot barrier to block the view of Mount Fuji.

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This is a result of bad behavior from tourists, including rude habits and trash being littered all over the area.

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No shit Rob, for real. This is not a joke. It's a Yellowstone Tootoo, we decided that. Yes, yes. It's not just over there.

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Oh yeah, it's trash gone wild. Go up there with your popsicles and your fucking Dr. Peppers and leave them all on the mountain.

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But in a related story, we hear the Las Vegas Raiders are going to put up a protective barrier for any intelligent life form that could accidentally spot the team.

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And we thank them. We thank them.

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Well, the NFL has not wasted any time trying to make the 3-peat a non-issue for the new schedule for the Chiefs. It's brutal.

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I feel the object is to do their best to make KC a wild card team this season. Just to watch Patrick Mahomes have to go through every town to do it again.

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So, I mean, just like certain things that happened last season, to me, tailored the whole idea of them not having home-filled advantage.

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So, there were certain things that happened that I believe weren't just quite an accident.

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So, anyhow, as we all know though, sometimes good teams have horrible years due to injuries and other issues.

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So, we'll see. Because, you know, a lot of times we look at the schedule at the first, right? We're like, oh my God.

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Then all of a sudden there's three or four teams that have some injuries and they're horrible.

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Like last year, you know, we would have earmarked the Jets game. It was like, oh, that could be a loss.

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You know, it's in New York and it's against Aaron Rodgers and he's got a hell of a defense.

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But then Aaron Rodgers didn't play. He was injured.

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Stuff like that can happen all the time and we'll see. And who knows? Maybe we'll have a key injury that'll fuck us out of it.

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We don't know. But I'm just saying as of right now that schedule is no joke. That schedule is brutal.

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So, yeah, it is. I've seen it. It is.

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Yeah, but I would like to add this. Horrible schedules, extremely difficult schedules make champions.

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It does. It does. It does. Yeah.

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It forges a team in toughness. And once you beat a couple of teams when you're down to the last minute and you do that a couple of times,

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you just you kind of get this thick skin. And that thick skin is what you need to get through the playoff run.

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And as we saw last year with the Chiefs, they had that thick skin no matter what anyone said, no matter what anyone did,

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no matter what anything, they knew they could do it and they did.

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So even in the doldrums of the first quarter of the Super Bowl, they still didn't lose faith.

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They just kept it up, kept it up, kept it up, and they eventually adapted and overcame.

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So we'll see what happens. Tyree Kill was unrecognizable as he went incognito to attend his own summer camp.

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Did you see any of that, Rob? I see a couple of articles about it.

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Hill attended a summer camp in New Jersey looking like an out of shape old man.

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Hill posted a before and after of the prosthetics that were applied.

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He revealed himself soon after and was present the rest of the camp to help children try to achieve their lifelong dream.

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Great job, Hill, for real. For real. That was good.

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You should have seen the look on those kids' faces when he's like, look, it's me.

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Anyhow, Hill, you do have some good in you and I do like you.

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I just think you have some bad tendencies. Not as bad as Rasheer Rice, but you do have some bad tendencies.

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Do you know the Good Doctor series on ABC Network? Yeah.

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I've never watched it, but I know of it.

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It has a really interesting star of the show. Freddie Highmore is the actor's real name.

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He plays on the show what I believe is a doctor with either autism or possibly Asperger's Syndrome.

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Something like that. Yeah. He's on the spectrum or something.

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He's brilliant, but he has these quirks because he has autism or Asperger's or something like that.

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I noticed if you slow his voice down when he plays this doctor with autism or whatever,

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if you slow it down a few notches, he has a spot on William Shatner.

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Think about it. Why? I don't know why I would possibly do that.

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If you slow that down just a little bit, why? Why? I don't know why I would possibly do that.

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I mean, it is William Shatner. I told it to Topher today, and he could not quit laughing.

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He's going to take some excerpts of the Good Doctor and he's going to slow him down.

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I'm telling you, it's spot on William Shatner. I'm not joking.

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I mean, it is funny, and that's why I mention it, but it is.

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So, Eddie, yeah. Like I said, I've never watched the show, so I don't know.

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Try it one night. Watch the show and imitate the doctor, but slower. Bam. There you go.

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Oh, no. Watch the show. Watch it.

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It's actually a very good show, Rob.

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It's a Star Trek or something.

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It's a very good show. If you started watching it, most people become addicted to it.

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Topher started watching it. He's on his sixth season now, and he's just going nutso on it.

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I mean, it's a really interesting show. It's very well written.

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And the actor, Freddie Highmore, plays this autistic, I would say, doctor so well.

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I mean, the looks on his face, how he speaks, his mannerisms, his confusion in certain situations.

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I mean, it's a really good show. Anyhow.

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And I don't brag on that many shows because I don't really like network TV. So, anyhow.

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Eric Clapton was doing a show in Liverpool when he started playing tribute to Liverpool's soccer team

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manager, Jordan Klopp. He played the team's fight song, You'll Never Walk Alone.

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One problem, their arch rival Everton was very present in the crowd, and the song was met with massive booing.

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Everton is not too far away from Liverpool, but Clapton is not playing in Everton,

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so the crowd was well represented with Everton fans.

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He did finish the song, there was a few fistfights going down, but the fistfights pretty much subsided after the song did.

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Oh, that's the only word in the United States.

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Well, yeah, yeah. I mean, trash is trash.

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Yeah, no, no, it's true. Trash is trash.

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Speaking of trash, garbage lasagna. Does that sound good, Rob?

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Yeah, really.

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No, it doesn't. This is a term for decades of trash sitting underneath the landfill.

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This is a major contributor to carbon in the atmosphere.

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These landfills belch methane gas, have hot zones where it's a large area emitting carbon and methane into the air.

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The problem? What can you do about it now?

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Just to make all our waste disappear? I mean, where's David Copperfield when you need him?

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Or even Chris Angel? Yeah, come on, come on. You really can do this? Make this shit disappear.

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You ain't heard it. He didn't want him.

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No, no, you don't. No, no. Copperfield pretty much is gone. I think, didn't he get in some trouble or something?

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He had some accusations or something. I'll have to look. I can't remember.

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I thought he might have gotten in trouble and he just kind of, you know.

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I say, I take that now that you mention it. I think he did get in some trouble.

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Yeah, I can't remember what about now, but...

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Anyhow, yeah, I think he got in trouble and he disappeared subsequently after that, so anyhow.

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It'll be a future news story for us.

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Yes, we'll look it up and we'll get back to you.

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I'm running it down now.

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Alright, cool. Oh, I think it was sexual accusations from a female on, didn't he own it?

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Don't go guessing.

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Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, just look it up.

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Well, update on my phone that was destroyed via the John Deere.

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Now I have the fun of trying to figure out who the hell decided to text me.

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They're once every three year texts.

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I think I'm just going to have a standard text reply.

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Mark is a fuckhead. He mowed his phone.

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You're not in his contacts because you only text every 30th Sunday of every seventh year.

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Please do him a solid and state who you are so he can promptly figure out if he wants to reply or not.

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Please and thank you. Then goat noises.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it gets pretty good. I think it is.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.

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I'm very honest with him. I'm a fuckhead.

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And you know, since you only text the 30th Sunday of every seventh year, why would I even have you in my phone?

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But it never fails.

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I'll see you on Facebook.

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Yeah, it never fails.

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As soon as you get a new phone, that person you haven't heard of in seven years,

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Hey, man, what's up? Just thinking about you.

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And you're like, oh shit.

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Now I got to figure out who this asshole is.

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And you don't just want to ask him because then it looks like you don't really give a shit about him and you never really put the number in your phone, which you didn't.

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But you know, anyhow, you just kind of look like an asshole, right?

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So anyhow, so I think that might be a pretty good little message just to an automated one.

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If I don't recognize the number, hopefully it isn't my doctor's office really need me or something.

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Anyhow, I'm pretty sure that car dealership records all the middle aged men taking back their loan or Dodge Challenger muscle car.

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I bet it's a pretty solid video with all the men looking back like a jilted lover that was sent packing.

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I may or may not look.

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We got a test on this before the show.

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It's a sad day for Mark.

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I was looking back.

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I wonder if the Challenger is going to miss me like I miss it.

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I mean, as soon as I left that car, I was like, you know, my Jeep and on the way there, I'm like one almost dunk in Indian Creek.

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Well, luckily, a truck cut me off.

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So I didn't try, but I was thinking about it.

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I was thinking about it.

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So anyhow, Walmart has laid off several hundred jobs at the retail's giant campus offices.

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In addition, it plans on relocating the remote employees at the Dallas, Toronto and Atlanta to Bentonville, Arkansas.

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Walmart says that they wish they they wish to have a closer network of employees.

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Yeah.

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So I guess I could always go to self checkout lurkers.

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You know, when they were remote working, you couldn't see them anyhow.

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I'm pretty sure they'll catch on to hiding from the customers really quick.

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So yeah, there you go.

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It's a win win.

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They'll be nowhere around and they'll be getting their job.

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They'll be getting paid just like before.

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They'll be right at home.

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So Tim Hortons, Canada's answer to McDonald's is coming locally to Blue Springs.

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You know, I guess we just don't have enough fast food joints, Rob.

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Yeah, but no, we're not.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, there you go. Get a bagel with a coffee.

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That's a brand new concept, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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Yep.

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Don't worry.

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It'll go over fine, says the creator of the bankrupt.

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Now hot and now drive through burger joints.

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Remember him?

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The last about two hot and now drive throughs that lasted about two years.

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Well, the owner thought that was really cool.

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He's like, man, they'll go over well.

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Can't wait to see it.

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And finally, a California man who was ordered to keep his boat out of sight has had the last laugh by commissioning an artist to paint a realistic image of it on the fence that obstructs the view of the vote.

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Local government officials told intimate Constable of seaside California in July that he had to build a six foot fence to hide the boat from view of the neighbors in a lighthearted jib at the official.

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The officials Constable decided to follow the directive and which said nothing about how the fence should be decorated and asked local artist Hannah Penney to create a mural that makes it look as if the fence isn't there.

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So it's really interesting, Rob.

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You look at it and you swear it's that boat that they're trying to keep the image out of.

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Because the artist, there's a house behind it.

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The artist drew the house of where the house would take up where the fence was.

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It just looks like the house never ended.

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It just looked like and then the landscape.

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You see the ground, you see the gravel, you seen the boat, you seen the other side of the fence, but it was all fence.

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And it's pretty unique.

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Yeah.

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So he got the last laugh.

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He put up what they said.

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He put up the fence, but to really get to them really good, he had an artist draw his boat on there to where they're still seeing the boat.

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That is clever.

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Yeah.

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That guy, I think that guy likes goat noises, don't you?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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He's a goat noise fan.

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I'm sure.

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Anyhow, that is.

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That's that.

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So Rob, we now turn to you.

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Okay.

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Well, you had part of the NFL schedule.

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I had the NFL Christmas schedule.

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Oh yeah.

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The NFL Christmas schedule was announced ahead of the pool schedule being unveiled later on Wednesday.

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For the first time in history of the sport outside of the COVID-19 pandemic, there will be regular season football on Wednesday.

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The games will also be streamed solely on Netflix.

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I read that.

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Now I don't mind because I have Netflix, but.

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I'm going to get Netflix.

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Well, actually, Shannon has Netflix.

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I'll get hers.

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Now here's what I want to know, Rob.

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Okay.

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You know what?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Actually, forget it.

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Forget it.

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There's one tier of Netflix now.

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So, no.

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Forget it.

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I stand corrected.

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I was thinking of Hulu.

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Hulu, you would have to buy the live package, the live channel package.

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Right.

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Because Hulu is essentially kind of like Netflix unless you buy the live TV package.

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That would be the local channels and all the networks that have live programming.

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It's in real time.

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But Netflix doesn't do anything like that anymore.

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So forget it.

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Anyhow, go ahead.

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Okay.

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Well, it starts with the two-time defending Super Bowl champions,

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Cagliosti Chiefs,

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bringing the Pittsburgh Steelers at 1 p.m. Eastern Time.

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On Christmas?

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On Christmas.

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Awesome.

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The second half of the doubleheader features reigning NFL MVP Lamar Jackson

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and his Baltimore Ravens.

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Visiting the CJ Stroud red Houston.

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Oh, what a fucking dream.

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Oh.

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That's going to be a dream.

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That's what?

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Noon and 3.30.

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Like a Sunday schedule.

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You know, the Ravens knocked the Texans out of the playoffs last season.

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Right.

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And CJ Stroud has a brand new revamped defense and receivers,

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including ex-Buffalo Bill, Stephon Diggs.

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That is going to be a hell of a game because it seems like every other team in the AFC kind of took a step down.

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The only team that took steps up, well, the Titans did too, but they don't have a quarterback.

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But the Texans took a lot of steps up and they could be in that elite category.

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And we're going to find out.

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Christmas Day.

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Well, we'll probably find out before then.

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But that is such a great litmus test right there to see how they play prime time in front of everybody in America

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because all they're doing is sitting at home eating and watching the kids run around with the new toys.

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OK.

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Every eyes, every man's eyes and a lot of women's eyes are going to be on that game after the Chiefs game.

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That's going to be excellent.

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And then you're going to see how good CJ Stroud is, Stephon Diggs with them and all of this.

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So I'm brilliant, brilliant by the NFL.

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Yes.

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That's two top-knots games right there.

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It is.

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And the Steelers have their new Russell Wilson and Justin Fields, who are going to be competing for the top spot.

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A lot of people think that Justin Fields is going to win because he has all this talent and is younger.

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Russell Wilson seems to have kind of jumped the shark with his talent.

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He's on the latter side of his career.

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Doesn't quite have it like he used to.

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But if anyone can bring out out of him, Mike Tomlin can bring out out of him.

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And if anyone can bring Justin Fields up to par, it would be Mike Tomlin, besides Andy Reid.

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OK.

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Is there another one?

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Is it a triple header?

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No, it's just double header.

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Oh, wow.

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That's very cool.

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Awesome.

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Man, that's going to be pretty exciting.

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So why don't we take our first break?

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I've got some emails.

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I've got some other stuff.

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But I think first, before we go into anything else, I'm going to reveal the Thursday night schedule, just the key games on Thursday nights.

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And then I'm going to reveal the Monday night schedule, the key games, and the Sunday night schedule, key games.

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So we'll be back in a couple minutes.

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Sounds good.

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All right.

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Break, shit house, energy drink.

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That's right.

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Break, shit house, energy drink.

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Make men and women go viral.

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Two-upper-a-balls.

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Who doesn't fuck shit up.

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Break, shit house is for you.

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Please enjoy break, shit house, energy drink responsibly.

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It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

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Hi, all.

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This is Chicago.

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I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

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Oh, yeah?

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This is Kansas City here.

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Hold my beer, bitch.

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Do douchebags in a microphone, raw and uncensored.

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See behind the smoke show.

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Watch as the douchebags get stung by a stalk of bees.

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Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out.

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Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the mad shitter accusations.

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I didn't do it.

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I'm not the mad shitter.

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Act now and get both high-quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar.

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Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you.

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Supplies are limited, so act now.

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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Great news.

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William Hung's world tour has been extended.

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Two douchebags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

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We offer you first-world problems.

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I can't believe the coffee grinder is broke at the big box store.

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There's no way I can be expected to grind my coffee beans every damn morning.

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Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct washrags.

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Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in three, two, one.

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Hey there, fuckstick.

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You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

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A man in Colorado is recovering nicely after being bit by a rat that was hiding in his toilet.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Sure wish my inner voice sounded just like Morgan Freeman.

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That'd be cool.

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Have you ever wondered where something came from?

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Have you ever looked at something and said,

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Hey, I wonder what the origin of that is?

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Well, so have we.

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That's why we give you The Origin of.

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This is the origin of the Big Mac.

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The original Big Mac sauce was created in 1968 out of McDonald's in Pittsburgh by a franchise owner named Jim Deligati.

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To serve with the Big Mac itself.

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The sauce first came in two different flavors,

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but then they were ultimately combined by McDonald's head honcho Ray Kroc in 1972 in order to ensure consistency.

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Two douchebags and microphone on Mark.

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Real quick before I get to the NFL, the Monday night and Sunday night schedule and all that.

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I would like to address this little scuttlebutt point on the Internet.

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And I'm looking into it.

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I had an email asking me about it.

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But supposedly the scuttlebutt on the Internet, I'm like maybe Motley Crue was on Eddie Tronk or something.

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And supposedly their new song, which is horrible, was all AI generated.

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Not just the video, but the song itself.

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Yes.

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I don't know if that's true.

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I'm going to look into it.

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But I had a couple of emails, two emails that came in today because they know that we've been talking about the Motley Crue situation.

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How they did Mick Mars and all that stuff.

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And Mick Mars won a couple of judgments against him already.

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You know, so anyhow, I'm going to look into that and we're going to figure it out.

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We're going to try to unravel it and find out if it's true.

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Because if that is true, that is so cheap I can't even begin to describe it.

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But actually anymore, that's all I expect from Motley is just stupid shit.

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So, yeah, I mean, I used to love them.

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I think they're horrible now.

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So, OK, now the Thursday night schedules, the key games is, of course, the first one.

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And that is the rematch of the AFC Championship game last year.

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Only it's going to be at Arrowhead and it's going to be the Ravens versus the Chiefs at Arrowhead.

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That should stand to be a good game and a great inaugural kickoff game.

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And it's always the Super Bowl champion that takes place in this.

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So the Chiefs have done this the last two years in a row.

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Week two is no slouch either.

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Week two is Buffalo Bills at the Miami Dolphins.

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That is going to be a good game.

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Miami has taken a step up on their offense and Buffalo Bills have kind of taken a couple of steps down on their offense.

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And we'll see what happens.

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We'll see if Tago Viola can actually really deliver a handpicked win with the right people.

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We shall see.

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Let's see here.

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Let's see another one.

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Oh, here's a good one.

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Week nine of Thursday Night Football, the Texans against the Jets.

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So you've got the up and comer CJ Stroud against the old timer Aaron Rodgers.

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And it's going to be at MetLife Stadium.

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So it's going to be in New York and it's going to be CJ Stroud on the big screen.

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So that ought to be a really good one, Thursday night.

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And that would be week nine.

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I read some scuttlebutt about that game.

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Oh yeah, what is it? What's the scuttlebutt?

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Oh, they're just the same thing.

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Oh, like people are excited.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that's going to be fantastic, I think.

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Week ten is no slouch either.

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It's the last two teams the Chiefs played in the AFC Championship games.

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It's the Cincinnati Bengals against the Baltimore Ravens.

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And it's going to be at Baltimore.

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That is going to be a good game.

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I mean, can Joe Burrow, if he's healthy, can he just out, what would you call it,

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his even kill level play of just stay in the system, just get enough points to win,

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don't get crazy, just make the key throws.

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Is that going to win against the Ravens?

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Or is Lamar Jackson going to pull something out of his ass and beat him?

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I think that's a very intriguing matchup to me.

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What I'm thinking is that game could possibly clear the path for Kansas City.

412
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Absolutely. That's a good point, Rob.

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Because if the underdog beats the, yeah.

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Yes, I agree with this.

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That could take him.

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Go ahead.

417
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No, I'm just saying that could definitely change the season right there.

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Kansas City is going to have a few losses this year.

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And the fact is, is they've got a horrid schedule.

420
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And also, they took a couple of knocks down, I mean, you know, offensively and defensively.

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I mean, like at linemen, you know, offensive linemen, and then also,

422
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Legerius Snead is gone, so you don't have that shut down corner.

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So they took a little bit of a step down, too, but they do have the X-factor,

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X-factor Mahomes, so they're going to have a few losses.

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And this game right here might determine whether they get home field or not.

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So it's going to be interesting.

427
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Yeah, they could.

428
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Yep.

429
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That game could make a lot of difference in this season.

430
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Yep.

431
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And then this week 16 is an intriguing matchup, too.

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Not only are they natural rivals geographically,

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but the Cleveland Browns at the Cincinnati Bengals.

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The Browns did really good last year with Joe Flacco, remember?

435
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All 42 years old of them, haven't played in a couple years or whatever.

436
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Okay.

437
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They have Deshaun Jackson.

438
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Okay.

439
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Deshaun, if he stays healthy, is a pretty good quarterback.

440
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Can he rally this team like Joe Flacco did?

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Can this team at the end of the year maybe be a 12-5 or something like that,

442
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like they did last year?

443
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Could they be?

444
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There's a chance.

445
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I believe they...

446
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He is not a slouch.

447
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No, no, no, no.

448
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And their team with Joe Flacco did great last year.

449
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I mean, I think they had one more win than the Chiefs even.

450
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So anyhow, and they had a tough schedule.

451
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So that's going to be good.

452
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,400
I mean, they really put up a fight against the Texans,

453
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,400
but I think they went out against the Texans.

454
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,400
They lost, yeah.

455
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,400
Okay, so that's Thursday Night Football.

456
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:39,400
And it's going to be interesting to see Al Michaels finally get some good games.

457
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,400
Yes, yes.

458
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,400
I mean, let's face it.

459
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:48,400
He got so bored, he used to make like vague gambling references.

460
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,400
He was just outwardly last year.

461
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,400
He was so bored.

462
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,400
He was just talking about the line and everything.

463
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,400
So anyhow, because they gave him shit games.

464
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,400
This year they got him a few good ones.

465
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:02,400
And some of them late in the season, so maybe it will keep him interested.

466
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:07,400
Okay, the Sunday Night Football schedule.

467
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:14,400
The...let's see.

468
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:20,400
Week four, the Bills against the Ravens at Baltimore.

469
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,400
That's going to be a really good game.

470
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:26,400
Yeah, that's going to be a really good game.

471
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:30,400
Week five, depending on how good the Steelers are,

472
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:37,400
Cowboys at Steelers might be a really good game with some playoff implications.

473
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,400
Week eight looks like a terrific matchup.

474
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:45,400
You got the Cowboys against the 49ers on Sunday Night Football.

475
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,400
That's going to be really good.

476
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:52,400
Yeah, that usually is a good game.

477
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,400
Week ten is a very intriguing matchup.

478
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,400
Detroit Lions at the Houston Texans.

479
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,400
So you got Jared Goff who was on a roll last year.

480
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:09,400
We'll see what he does this year against CJ Stroud in the upcoming and probably surgeon Texans.

481
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,400
So it's going to be a good one.

482
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:19,400
Week 13, we have the Dolphins at Green Bay, which is a fantastic one,

483
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:22,400
because there you have Jordan Love, the up-and-coming Jordan Love,

484
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:28,400
against Tua Tagovaiola with his revamped, even better offense than it was last year.

485
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:36,400
We'll see if he can once again pull the win out of his ass and kind of, you know, nut up and be that guy, you know,

486
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:42,400
the X Factor, you know, the guy that can put the game on his shoulders and do it.

487
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,400
He hasn't proved that yet.

488
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,400
Maybe he can this year, maybe he can't.

489
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:50,400
That would be a good game to show he could in Green Bay.

490
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:54,400
Week 13 of Sunday Night Football is a great matchup.

491
00:36:54,400 --> 00:37:00,400
It's the San Francisco 49ers against the Buffalo Bills in Buffalo.

492
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:10,400
Now, this is December 1st, and this is a warm weather team up in Buffalo.

493
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,400
I like it.

494
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,400
Yeah, I like it.

495
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:21,400
And I love this matchup, and you already alluded to it because it is the Sunday Night Football crew.

496
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:26,400
It's the Texans at the Chiefs, and that would be Christmas Day at one o'clock.

497
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:34,400
And then let's see, oh, okay, Week 16, Buccaneers at Cowboys.

498
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,400
That would be a decent game.

499
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:40,400
We'll see how Mayfield plays, if he still plays well or not.

500
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:51,400
And Week 17 is Dolphins at Browns, which could be a very good game because I already spoke about the Browns

501
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,400
and Deshaun Jackson and what he could be.

502
00:37:54,400 --> 00:38:00,400
So here is the Monday Night Football schedule, the key games.

503
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:06,400
The first inaugural game on 9-9 will be the Jets at the 49ers.

504
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:13,400
So you have Aaron Rodgers against Brock Purdy and company, McCaffrey and all those guys.

505
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,400
That ought to be a good one.

506
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,400
Yeah, it would be a good game.

507
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,400
I think so.

508
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:21,400
Number three week of Monday Night Football, Jaguars at Bills.

509
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,400
Now, I don't know how good the Jaguars are going to be.

510
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,400
I haven't really paid that much attention to them.

511
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,400
So I think that will be a good game.

512
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,400
I think the Jaguars will show up.

513
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:37,400
I think they're probably pretty pissed off about last year and how they plummeted to nothing in no time.

514
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:41,400
So I look for them to be doing maybe a bounce back.

515
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:46,400
Week five is an interesting and very intriguing game.

516
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:52,400
It's the New Orleans Saints at Arrowhead Stadium and the Kansas City Chiefs.

517
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:59,400
That ought to be really good because New Orleans has a really good defense.

518
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,400
Who was their quarterback?

519
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:01,400
I forgot.

520
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:13,400
Oh, Derek Carr with that one guy, Hill, Tyson Hill as the slot guy, the Wildcat guy.

521
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,400
So that ought to be interesting.

522
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:23,400
Week six, Monday Night Football, Buffalo Bills at the New York Jets.

523
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:28,400
That has the capabilities of being a shootout and I hope it is.

524
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,400
I would love to witness that.

525
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:38,400
So you have Josh Allen, young gunslinger against older gunslinger Aaron Rodgers.

526
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:45,400
Aaron Rodgers Jets has a great defense and they have more receivers now for Aaron Rodgers.

527
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,400
So there we go.

528
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,400
Week seven is the Ravens against the Buccaneers.

529
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,400
Once again, I go back to Baker Mayfield.

530
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,400
The Buccaneers have a great defense.

531
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:59,400
Can Todd Voles get this team firing on all cylinders and made the playoffs last year?

532
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,400
They did okay.

533
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,400
They won a game or two.

534
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,400
I think they won one game.

535
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:09,400
So, so okay, the Ravens are going to be good again.

536
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:15,400
But are the Buccaneers and Todd Voles going to solidify that they are a good team?

537
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:20,400
And Baker Mayfield is a guy that can take the team to where it needs to be.

538
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,400
We're going to find that out.

539
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:26,400
Hopefully, hopefully in week seven, it will be a good game.

540
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:32,400
Week nine is intriguing because the same reason only at Kansas City at Arrowhead.

541
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:37,400
The Buccaneers are visiting Arrowhead.

542
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,400
Going to be interesting.

543
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,400
Going to be interesting.

544
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:43,400
The Arrowhead crowd because I don't believe they've been at Arrowhead.

545
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:49,400
We've been down there ever since the Super Bowl that we lost to Tom Brady and company.

546
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,400
So it's going to be a pretty rowdy crowd.

547
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,400
Pretty sure.

548
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:58,400
Week 11 Texans at Cowboys.

549
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,400
This is a natural rivalry.

550
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,400
The Texas Showdown.

551
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:06,400
Dak Prescott and CJ Stroud.

552
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,400
It's going to be good.

553
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,400
That should be a really good game.

554
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:15,400
Should be a close game and it should be a game that everybody will be watching.

555
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:22,400
So then next week 14, the Bengals at the Cowboys.

556
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,400
That again could go different ways.

557
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,400
It could be.

558
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,400
Yeah.

559
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:31,400
Dak Prescott could have a fucking phenomenal game or he could have the worst game of his life.

560
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,400
We just don't know.

561
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:40,400
The Bengals, if Joe Burrow does not get hurt again, could be the markings of an epic game.

562
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,400
So we'll see.

563
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,400
I hope it's a good game.

564
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:50,400
That sounds like a great game that I would have a really big interest in because playoff implications and also I don't like the Bengals or the Cowboys.

565
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:55,400
So it ought to be, you know, whoever wins is a win, right?

566
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,400
Kind of.

567
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:00,400
So yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.

568
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:01,400
All right.

569
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:10,400
And then finally week 17 Lions at 49ers, a rematch of the NFC Championship game and it's in San Francisco.

570
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:15,400
Jared Goff and company feel like they left a lot on the table.

571
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,400
They feel like they let that game go.

572
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,400
They were ahead by so much at halftime.

573
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:26,400
They felt like they are the ones that failed and they kind of feel like San Francisco.

574
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:31,400
Yeah, they played well, but they felt they gave that game to San Francisco by choking.

575
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:38,400
So they got a lot invested in this and also it will be a big playoff game indicate indicator right there.

576
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,400
I'm pretty sure.

577
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:44,400
I'm pretty sure if both teams stay healthy, they're both going to be in a relatively good spot at the end of year again.

578
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:54,400
So I think that you're going to see a couple of teams battling for a playoff seed and trying to get the highest one that they are able to by winning this game.

579
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,400
So that's going to be an epic game right there.

580
00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:00,400
So that is pretty much everything right there that I wanted to get to.

581
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:07,400
Those are the key matchups of every standalone Thursday night, Sunday night, Monday night games.

582
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,400
So Rob, let's turn to you.

583
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:19,400
Well, you just said the main thing. It depends on injuries and everything else on how the rest of the year goes.

584
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:22,400
Yes, there have been plenty of times.

585
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:23,400
How these games turn out.

586
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,400
There have been plenty of times I'm waiting for this key matchup later on in the year.

587
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,400
If someone gets injured, it's like, well, there goes that.

588
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:39,400
So, you know, anyhow, I mean, like a lot of the games against the Bengals still played well with what's his name?

589
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,400
They're back up. Shit.

590
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,400
Shit. I can't think of his name.

591
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,400
T.Y. Hilton. Is that it?

592
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,400
I think. OK.

593
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,400
Anyhow, they still play well.

594
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,400
T.Y. Hilton. Yeah, I think you're right.

595
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,400
Yeah, I think.

596
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,400
Or T.J. Hilton or something like that.

597
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:59,400
Anyhow, they played really well and they were still in the playoff hunt.

598
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:08,400
But those games at the end of the year, like against the Chiefs in that, should have been bigger than what they were because it should have been Joey Burrow in there.

599
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,400
Badland Mahomes or, you know, the Ravens or something like that.

600
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,400
But it wasn't due to injuries. So anything can happen and we'll see.

601
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:20,400
So anyhow, Rob, you got anything to add to that or you want to go to something else?

602
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,400
I want to go to something else.

603
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,400
All right.

604
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,400
I got to add to that.

605
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,400
OK. I think we covered enough football for this one.

606
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:31,400
Actually, I have an update.

607
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,400
OK.

608
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,400
A recent update.

609
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,400
Oh.

610
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:44,400
You know how I just did the report about the Steve Bishimi attack?

611
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,400
Yes.

612
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:58,400
OK. The man who allegedly sucker punched Hollywood star Steve Bishimi on the street in New York City has been identified by police.

613
00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:59,400
Good.

614
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,400
Search continues for his whereabouts.

615
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,400
Good.

616
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:15,400
Clifton Williams, Clifton Williams, 50 was identified as a suspect by the New York Police Department on Tuesday amid an ongoing investigation.

617
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,400
No arrests have been made.

618
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:35,400
Survey footage of the man was released on Monday showing him in a blue shirt, black pants and a black baseball cap wearing white sneakers and carrying a book bag.

619
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,400
Wow.

620
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:50,400
So they got this guy on camera and the businesses around there.

621
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,400
It sounds like this guy may be the one that did it.

622
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,400
I don't know.

623
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:00,400
I'll follow it.

624
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,400
OK. Cool.

625
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:09,400
I hope they catch the guy if he is responsible for it because that guy needs to get punished.

626
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,400
I mean, that is such bullshit.

627
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,400
Steve Bishimi is such a good guy.

628
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:17,400
Well, I mean, no one deserves to get sucker punched like that for no reason.

629
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,400
But this is particularly heinous because he's such a good guy.

630
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:25,400
He's mind his own business and this idiot just comes out of nowhere and sucker punches him.

631
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:26,400
Complete bullshit.

632
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,400
Look at this picture.

633
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,400
This dude's a big muscle bound dude.

634
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,400
I mean, he's shit.

635
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:34,400
I couldn't.

636
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,400
It's got to be mental illness.

637
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,400
I don't know why he would do that.

638
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,400
I don't know.

639
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:45,400
I don't know.

640
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:50,400
I guess he's going to have to answer to it as soon as they catch up to him.

641
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,400
Good.

642
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,400
Excellent.

643
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:55,400
All right.

644
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,400
Well, you know what?

645
00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:01,400
Why don't we go ahead and take our second break and I got a couple of stories I'd like to get into.

646
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:05,400
And I'm sure you got a couple you want to go into also, right?

647
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,400
Yeah.

648
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,400
All right.

649
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:15,400
We'll be right back.

650
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,400
Have you ever wondered where something came about?

651
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:21,400
Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is?

652
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,400
Well, so have we.

653
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:27,400
That's why we tell you the origin of.

654
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,400
Where did podcasts originate?

655
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:37,400
The term was first coined by Ben Hammersley, a writer for The Guardian in 2004, by combining the words iPod and broadcasting.

656
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:48,400
In 2005, Steve Jobs, founder of Apple, introduced the idea of subscribing to a podcast by building the concept into the iTunes interface.

657
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,400
Who made the first podcast ever?

658
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:55,400
2004, Adam Curry and Dave Reiner are credited with the invention of podcasting.

659
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:58,400
Who exactly did what is up for dispute?

660
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,400
But in the end, these are the two guys who got it rolling.

661
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:06,400
The term podcasting was mentioned by Ben Hammersley in The Guardian newspaper article.

662
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:14,400
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, two douchebags in a microphone.

663
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:21,400
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember to not get your genitals caught in a grinder.

664
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,400
It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery?

665
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,400
Stay safe everyone.

666
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,400
Help! Help! Help! Help!

667
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:38,400
Oh Lord, that man just saw a puppy in ha-

668
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:44,400
Hey there, don't worry, I have a clown nose.

669
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:50,400
Oh no! That drunk guy just hit my child!

670
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:54,400
It is okay, I have a clown nose.

671
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:58,400
Clown nose, just put one on and you can do anything.

672
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,400
Wanna run for office? Murder people in public?

673
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:05,400
Just grab a clown nose and BAM, everyone laughs.

674
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,400
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. Grab one today and make magic happen.

675
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:18,400
Somewhere in the heavens your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little bevo is listening to this film.

676
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:25,400
Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

677
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:34,400
In Tulupo, Mississippi, a structural steel company built a small bridge to go over a pothole that had been on the road for three years.

678
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:44,400
Oh shit, what's that over there? Oh no, it's island of horrible jokes.

679
00:49:44,400 --> 00:50:04,400
I'll find you and I will have my word.

680
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:09,400
Douchebags and a microphone, I'm Mark.

681
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,400
Hey how about-

682
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,400
Alright, how about if I do some emails, does that sound good?

683
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,400
Sounds good.

684
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:23,400
Alright, it's good to know our listeners are still creative, or the assholes.

685
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:27,400
Hi Grandma Opal, hi Jimmy, hi Ricky.

686
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,400
Hi Grandma, hi Jimmy, hi Ricky.

687
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,400
Dodge City, Kansas, rah rah, we love you guys. Matt Dillon.

688
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:35,400
Woo woo.

689
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,400
Yay!

690
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:45,400
I wonder if they're getting tired of us saying hi to them every day. You know what, if you guys are sick of us send us an email, okay?

691
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,400
Hey we told them we were going to.

692
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:52,400
You know what, I think he said something like that's great or something, didn't he?

693
00:50:52,400 --> 00:51:05,400
Or no, you know what, I didn't, no, that was an email that he just sent to me that I never did say on the air because it was just, you know, it was just kind of like a confirming like, hey yeah we'd love that, my grandma would love that, stuff like that, so okay.

694
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,400
Yeah yeah, he did specify that.

695
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:10,400
I'm glad Grandma Opal enjoys it.

696
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,400
Oh she was thrilled is what he said, so that's cool.

697
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,400
So thank you Grandma Opal, you are the best.

698
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:25,400
Alright, Mark, please, where can I subscribe to 24-7 goat noises?

699
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:30,400
I have a neighbor I want, this thing is taking the life of its own.

700
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:38,400
I love it. I have a neighbor I want to expedite his moving. Rod in Jonesboro.

701
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:47,400
Rod, commercial use is double, sorry. PayPal and Venmo please.

702
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,400
There you go.

703
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:50,400
That's the rules.

704
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,400
You want your neighbor to leave?

705
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:59,400
That's okay, let's see. What did I just say it was $9.99 a month, okay, well you know just send her $20 a month.

706
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:04,400
You can make him leave.

707
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,400
This next one's weird, Rob, and it's for you.

708
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:12,400
Rob, is there a Red Lobster in the Bagnell Dam area?

709
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:13,400
No.

710
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,400
I really want some, what?

711
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:16,400
No.

712
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:21,400
Okay, well, it said I really want some seafood when I vacation there this summer.

713
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,400
Jamie in North Central Ohio.

714
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:30,400
Okay, well, it's not Red, we have better places than Red Lobster.

715
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:36,400
Yeah, there's some local ones, and I don't know if they're doing this just for funny because it is kind of funny.

716
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,400
Is there a Red Lobster there or whatever?

717
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:42,400
I don't think they really meant it, but if they did, you don't want to go to Red Lobster there.

718
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,400
There's some really good seafood places there on the lake.

719
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:46,400
Oh, yes, yes.

720
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:51,400
Just Google them, look them up.

721
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:58,400
Yeah, I mean, shoot, I can't think, there's one over there in particular that's like really highly acclaimed shit.

722
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:02,400
Um, Jamie Hooks?

723
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:03,400
Yes, that's one of them.

724
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:04,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

725
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,400
Yeah, there's a bunch of, yeah.

726
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:16,400
Yeah, just Google them and you can find some better names in Red Lobster if you're serious about this Jamie in North Central Ohio.

727
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:22,400
All right. Hey guys, just wanted to say that we really enjoy your podcast here in St. Paul.

728
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,400
There are seven of us that listen up here.

729
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:26,400
No, seven of us.

730
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:31,400
Yeah, there's seven of them, seven of us that listen up here that I know of.

731
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:34,400
Is St. Paul up there on the download list?

732
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:39,400
Just wondering, Becky Field Manager at Timbers and Associates of Greater St. Paul.

733
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:40,400
I don't know what they do.

734
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:46,400
That's just, just said Becky and Field Manager.

735
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,400
Thank you.

736
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:52,400
Yeah, I'll have to look and see how big St. Paul is.

737
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,400
I knew that we had like at least a couple of downloads from there.

738
00:53:55,400 --> 00:54:01,400
I didn't know how many because I was kind of curious how come St. Paul would show up, but nothing from Minneapolis.

739
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:05,400
I was wondering if it like just takes it all in the same area or not.

740
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,400
I guess not.

741
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:10,400
It sounds to me like St. Paul's listening and maybe Minneapolis is not.

742
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:13,400
So anyhow, thank you, Becky.

743
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:15,400
And I will take a look and I'll get back with you.

744
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:19,400
I'll just send you an email and tell you what it is.

745
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:26,400
Mark, I live local and I have a Lyft truck and would be willing to help you get your old bottle vending machine to your studio.

746
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,400
Let me know when I will clear some time.

747
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,400
Love the podcast, Mick and Eudora.

748
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,400
Yes. Yes.

749
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,400
As a matter of fact, Eudora.

750
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:38,400
Yeah, you do. Yeah.

751
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,400
And he's got I know where you do it is.

752
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:47,400
I had I worked on a farm out there when a tornado went through.

753
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:50,400
Oh, OK. Yeah.

754
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:53,400
Years ago. Yeah, I know where you do it.

755
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:58,400
Yeah. You do it is like like it's like a bullseye for tornadoes.

756
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,400
It's like, hey, don't go over there.

757
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,400
We're right here. We're Eudora.

758
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:09,400
You know, over there near the famous Toganoxie split, the Dan Henry, the famous weatherman.

759
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,400
Just outside Lawrence.

760
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:15,400
Yeah. Yeah. And that's where a supercell will come up to Toganoxie.

761
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:18,400
We'll either go north to the north or south.

762
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:22,400
So yeah. And, you know, Dan Henry was right.

763
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,400
I mean, he also had weather crickets and beetles and stuff like that.

764
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,400
He was really good forecaster.

765
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,400
Very interesting guy.

766
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:41,400
They don't make them like him anymore because number one, they would know program manager would ever let someone come on there and go, yeah, I just looked at the beetles and it's going to be a cold winter.

767
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,400
They just don't do that anymore.

768
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:47,400
But Dan Henry served Kansas City for a long time and is a legend around here.

769
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,400
So all right.

770
00:55:49,400 --> 00:56:00,400
All right. And then finally, hey, douches on the count of the massive EF 1000 five mile wide, very rare super tornado that leveled our town's one and only grain bin.

771
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:03,400
We still plan on having you guys over.

772
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:11,400
True. The Civil War enactment might be canceled, but you are all still welcome to the douchebags in a microphone camping spot.

773
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,400
Chip will still run you an extension.

774
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:14,400
Oh, so it's still open.

775
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,400
Yeah. So we can still go there.

776
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:27,400
We just can't do the Civil War enactment. It's canceled because of the very rare EF 1000 five mile wide tornado with thousand mile winds that destroyed their grain bin.

777
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:29,400
It's been canceled because of that.

778
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:33,400
So Chip will still run you an extension cord as promised.

779
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,400
You can pick most up.

780
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:43,400
You can pick up most of the Kansas City channels with a high powered antenna and even one Joplin station if you move the antenna facing south.

781
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:44,400
How about that?

782
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:48,400
I used to live in Joplin. I like Joplin stations.

783
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:52,400
Joplin stations are good for being a smaller market like that. They really are.

784
00:56:52,400 --> 00:57:00,400
Oh, I had some good times in Joplin, but I'm not going to talk about them on here because, well, it's just not a good.

785
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:04,400
Yeah. Okay. If forget it.

786
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,400
Moving right along.

787
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,400
Yeah. Yeah.

788
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:12,400
We just revamped the fire pit that was washed away on account of the heavy rain.

789
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:16,400
Just remember to follow Smokey the Bear's guidelines always.

790
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:20,400
Of course we do.

791
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,400
Of course.

792
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,400
You think we are a bunch of rogues? Hell no.

793
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:30,400
We always follow Smokey the Bear guidelines because it's up to us to prevent forest fires.

794
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:32,400
Isn't it, Rob?

795
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:35,400
Right. No bonfire over 40 foot.

796
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:36,400
Yes. Yep.

797
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,400
Oh, did I say that out loud?

798
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,400
No, I heard nothing.

799
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:50,400
I heard that we're going to have a very small fire and we're going to douse it with water and dirt afterwards until it no longer smolders.

800
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,400
That's what I heard.

801
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,400
Rob, is there any way you could bring us some groceries as well?

802
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,400
I can email the show a list.

803
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:03,400
P.S. How's the grain silo coming along? Any luck?

804
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:07,400
Thanks a million, Jeffy and Montrose.

805
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:12,400
Well, Rob, I guess you're bringing them groceries too.

806
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,400
I'm going to need them semi.

807
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:19,400
Rob, do you have a list of everything they want you to bring?

808
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:23,400
Let's see. A car fender, two car fenders.

809
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:30,400
The car part, it ain't coming out of Titewad.

810
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:32,400
Yeah, Titewad hates them.

811
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:36,400
I dare say Titewad does shut off communications to me.

812
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:43,400
Well, you know, there's been that rivalry between them two for so long that Titewad pretty much just shut the door on Rob.

813
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,400
So we're going to have to get it somewhere else, guys.

814
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:51,400
I'm sorry, Titewad. I'm trying to help everybody here.

815
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:57,400
We just got caught in between their war of words.

816
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:01,400
We have nothing to do with it. We were just getting shrapnel from both sides.

817
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,400
We love both of you guys. We love Montrose and we love Titewad.

818
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:06,400
Yes, we love everybody.

819
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:12,400
Yes. So we can't help it. You guys are throwing shade on each other.

820
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,400
We wish you guys would get along.

821
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:17,400
So anyhow, but yeah, let's see. You need a...

822
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:21,400
Isn't that a steering wheel wrap, Leopard?

823
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:27,400
Yeah, Leopard steering wheel wrap.

824
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:34,400
A fender for Chevy Vega?

825
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:39,400
The 76 Coupe De Ville.

826
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:43,400
And the 76 Coupe De Ville, they want a bumper, right?

827
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:48,400
Yeah. The only one I could find is in Titewad.

828
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:52,400
Oh, and a backhoe to dig a lake.

829
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:56,400
I'll have to come up on the day, so I'll do it for free.

830
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:58,400
Okay, there you guys go. You got that one set up.

831
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,400
Never heard a word. Never heard a word.

832
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,400
You know what? I'm sure the next email will cover that.

833
01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:04,400
They seem to be...

834
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:08,400
Yeah, well, now I'm back to working 40 hours a week, so...

835
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,400
Well, guys, you missed your chance there.

836
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:15,400
And also, what about the grain silo? Any luck?

837
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,400
I ain't done one yet.

838
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:21,400
You know that Super EF1000 with 1000 mile winds, 5 mile wide tornado,

839
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:24,400
took that grain bin all the way out.

840
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:28,400
And they have no way to store their corn this year, and it's really sad.

841
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,400
So please have a heart, people.

842
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:35,400
Think of Montrose. Pray. Pray for Montrose.

843
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:37,400
And you can find it in your heart.

844
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:41,400
Hey, what is that? If it come up in Titewad...

845
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:42,400
Yeah?

846
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:45,400
Let me check the winds and let me see where that thing went.

847
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:49,400
Maybe it landed in Titewad.

848
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:53,400
No, no, it may have landed in Polkamp.

849
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what?

850
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,400
The winds are somewhere in that area.

851
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:01,400
Yeah, let me see if I can track that thing.

852
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,400
I mean, it was 1000 mile winds.

853
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,400
I mean, it could be an Illinois fall, we know.

854
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,400
Yeah.

855
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,400
So, yeah.

856
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:08,400
Okay, well, Rob, you're...

857
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:09,400
I'll see what...

858
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,400
Well, yeah, well, by the time it landed,

859
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:14,400
there probably won't be much left of it.

860
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:15,400
You know what?

861
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:17,400
He might have to bring you the crumpled up remnants of it.

862
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,400
We don't know.

863
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,400
So...

864
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:25,400
Anyhow, all right, well, thank you, Montrose, for checking in again.

865
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,400
We appreciate it.

866
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,400
Yes, thank you, Montrose.

867
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:31,400
The Ruby of Henry County.

868
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,400
Where else can you get a...

869
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:37,400
You know, like the Douchebag Pledge on every one of them,

870
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:41,400
they say, visit Montrose to take advantage of the power plant,

871
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:45,400
the campgrounds, and the junkyard within the quarter mile radius.

872
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:50,400
I mean, angels sing every time you go through there.

873
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,400
It's the perfect land.

874
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:55,400
Anyhow, Rob...

875
01:01:55,400 --> 01:02:00,400
I'm not going to do goat noises,

876
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,400
so please, go ahead.

877
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,400
I can't even speak to you.

878
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:11,400
I have eight upcoming sequels that you might not be aware of.

879
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:12,400
Okay.

880
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,400
And these are movies.

881
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:17,400
Mm-hmm.

882
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:21,400
The first one, Samaritan II.

883
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,400
Hm, okay.

884
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:27,400
Sylvester Stallone.

885
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:31,400
I don't even think I've seen the first one.

886
01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,400
Oh, I have.

887
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:34,400
Was it good?

888
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:37,400
It's a great movie, man. It's a great movie.

889
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:38,400
Okay.

890
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:41,400
Yeah, you get a chance to watch it,

891
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:44,400
and they're going to be coming out with the first one.

892
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:45,400
Okay, cool.

893
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,400
Okay, in the first movie,

894
01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:52,400
Samaritan Stallone portrayed a superhero in Holy Grail,

895
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,400
who is called back to action

896
01:02:55,400 --> 01:03:03,400
when he is recognized by his teenager neighbor.

897
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:05,400
Anyway, no, it's a great movie, man.

898
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,400
Okay.

899
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:11,400
Okay, the next one.

900
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,400
I think we've mentioned this.

901
01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:17,400
I think I even mentioned this when you were all back.

902
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:21,400
Happy Gilmore II.

903
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:24,400
Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, you did mention that,

904
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,400
and that was when I had Earmark.

905
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,400
Yeah.

906
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:31,400
Yep, Happy Gilmore II is still coming out.

907
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:34,400
That sounds great.

908
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:41,400
The next one, Sister at Three.

909
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:44,400
Wow. Okay.

910
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,400
Yeah.

911
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:50,400
That, well, okay.

912
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:55,400
As of yet, the plot has been kept under wraps.

913
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:56,400
Cool.

914
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:59,400
Okay, the next one.

915
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:02,400
I think I mentioned this one, too.

916
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:07,400
Face Off II.

917
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:11,400
John Travolta and Nicolas Cage.

918
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,400
Did you, I think, yeah, I think you did.

919
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:15,400
Well, yeah, that sounds good.

920
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,400
Yeah.

921
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:20,400
If not, I meant to mention it here while I'm back.

922
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,400
For some reason, I seem to remember something about it.

923
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,400
So anyhow, well, whatever.

924
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,400
Anyhow, go ahead.

925
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:32,400
Oh, my God, I can't believe this one.

926
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:35,400
Lethal Weapon V.

927
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:38,400
Wow, is it with the...

928
01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:42,400
Yes, with Mel Gibson and Danny Glover.

929
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:48,400
Oh, okay.

930
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,400
I will be seeing that.

931
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,400
Yeah, I think I will be, too.

932
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:56,400
I mean, even if it sucks, I don't care.

933
01:04:56,400 --> 01:05:01,400
I will be seeing that.

934
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:05,400
Yeah, I can't wait.

935
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:10,400
Number three, I don't know nothing about this one.

936
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:15,400
Greenland Migration.

937
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:17,400
Okay, next.

938
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:21,400
In The Dripping Disaster Drama Greenland,

939
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:26,400
Gerard Butler brings a

940
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:31,400
characteristic of his portrayal of John Garrett.

941
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,400
Yeah, I don't know.

942
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,400
You know what? Yeah, yeah.

943
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,400
Moving along.

944
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,400
If you know the movie Greenland, there's a new one coming out.

945
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:43,400
Okay, there you go.

946
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:46,400
Okay, the next one.

947
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:49,400
Dodgeball 2.

948
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:54,400
Whoa, okay.

949
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:57,400
Ben Spahn, Ben Stiller, the whole cast.

950
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:02,400
That's cool.

951
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,400
And the final one.

952
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:08,400
I Am Legend 2.

953
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:13,400
Oh, is that going to be with Will Smith?

954
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,400
Yeah.

955
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:16,400
Cool.

956
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,400
With Will Smith.

957
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,400
Very cool.

958
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,400
There's some of them on there.

959
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,400
Out of all of them, there's some really good ones on there.

960
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:32,400
Lethal Weapon is the one I'm most excited about.

961
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:42,400
And also, Michael B. Jordan will be taking on a supporting role in I Am Legend 2.

962
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:45,400
Oh, okay. I like him.

963
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,400
Yeah, me too.

964
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:48,400
He's very good.

965
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:55,400
Didn't he play Apollo Creed's son?

966
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:56,400
Yeah.

967
01:06:56,400 --> 01:06:59,400
Yeah, yeah. I like him. I like him a lot.

968
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:02,400
He's a lot of other roles too.

969
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:05,400
Yeah, he's pretty good. He's been in a lot of movies.

970
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:08,400
But I just want to make sure I got the same guy.

971
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:11,400
Anyhow, okay, cool.

972
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:12,400
Yep.

973
01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,400
All right, cool. Thank you, Rob.

974
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:16,400
All right.

975
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:22,400
Ryan Reynolds isn't just a charismatic actor known for his quick wit and blockbuster roles.

976
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:26,400
He's also forged a reputation as a shrewd business owner.

977
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:32,400
Beyond his Hollywood success, Reynolds has made strategic investments across diverse industries,

978
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:37,400
showcasing his knack for identifying and growing promise in venues.

979
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:39,400
Or ventures, not venues, ventures.

980
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:44,400
One of his most successful investments was Mint Mobile,

981
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:52,400
a disruptive player and one in the telecommunications industry.

982
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:56,400
Reynolds' unconventional marketing strategies propelled the company's growth,

983
01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:01,400
cumulating in its recent $1.35 billion acquisition by T-Mobile.

984
01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:05,400
The deal was announced in March 2023 and finalized by May 1st.

985
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:08,400
I think you reported on that, Rob, didn't you?

986
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,400
Yeah, I think so.

987
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:15,400
Yep. By May 1st, after receiving regulatory approval,

988
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:23,400
Reynolds will remain a key figure ensuring the brand retains its distinct appeal within T-Mobile.

989
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:31,400
Estimates suggest Reynolds could net $300 million from the sale since he owned around 25% of the company.

990
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:34,400
But Reynolds' interests don't end with telecom.

991
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:41,400
Alongside fellow actor Rob McElhenney, I think it would be McElhenney,

992
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:53,400
he became a co-owner of Rexham AFC, a Welsh football club steeped in history but suffering setbacks.

993
01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:59,400
This unlikely investment is chronicled in the popular Welcome to Rexham docuseries.

994
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:04,400
The transformative approach infusing the club with fresh energy and strategic marketing

995
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:08,400
has revitalized its fortunes on and off the field.

996
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:16,400
The due impact reaches the club itself, positively influencing Rexham's community and tourism.

997
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:26,400
Anyhow, he pretty much did the same thing to that as he did with Mint Mobile.

998
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:34,400
Mint Mobile was kind of dead in the water until he got a hold of it and started doing the cute little commercials and all that stuff.

999
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:37,400
And he revitalized that whole thing.

1000
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:41,400
And ended up selling it for a hell of a lot of dough too.

1001
01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:49,400
And he's still being hired by T-Mobile to be their spokesperson because he was so successful by it.

1002
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:53,400
So, let's see.

1003
01:09:53,400 --> 01:10:02,400
Anyhow, I do think that he is looking into goat noises, Ryan Reynolds is, and maybe putting some money on that.

1004
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:09,400
He's really, really excited about this goat noise channel.

1005
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:15,400
He's talking about starting his own forum of Twitch for nothing but goat noises.

1006
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:18,400
And I, of course, will be the lead.

1007
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:23,400
Oh, of course. Yeah, and me and that one guy, Jim Brewer.

1008
01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:26,400
We have two different distinct goat sounds, you know.

1009
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:28,400
He has his, I have mine.

1010
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:34,400
So, I think it's going to be goat one and goat two, respectively.

1011
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:39,400
So, Jim Brewer will probably get goat one because he's more well known than me.

1012
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:42,400
And of course, I'm a douchebag.

1013
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:47,400
I don't know, I think your quality beats his.

1014
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:50,400
Rob, I'm getting teary eyed. Thank you.

1015
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:54,400
I might be a little prejudiced here.

1016
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:58,400
Yeah, yeah, maybe, maybe. I'll take it.

1017
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,400
I will take it.

1018
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:03,400
Hey, Rob, you got anything?

1019
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:04,400
Yeah, I do.

1020
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:06,400
Alright.

1021
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:09,400
I got something for you to bed with tonight, buddy.

1022
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,400
Alright. Porn?

1023
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:14,400
I got you an American Storm Rider.

1024
01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:17,400
Ah, you do love me.

1025
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,400
It's a quick, easy one.

1026
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:23,400
Okay. Alright.

1027
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:28,400
Three Rockets that failed atop the charts.

1028
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:30,400
Okay.

1029
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:32,400
Only three of them.

1030
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:34,400
Alright.

1031
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:41,400
The first one, Landslide by Fleetwood Matt.

1032
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:45,400
It beat 51 on the billboard's top 100.

1033
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:48,400
Does it say what year that came out?

1034
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:49,400
I'm just curious.

1035
01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:52,400
No, this one does not.

1036
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:55,400
Oh, well, I'll look it up later.

1037
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:59,400
I'm trying to figure out what era that was. I remember the song.

1038
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:02,400
Anyhow, go ahead, I'll look it up.

1039
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:07,400
Okay. And the second one?

1040
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,400
Tiny Gangster by Elton John.

1041
01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:12,400
Really? That I finally...

1042
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:21,400
It only peaked at 41 on the 100 chart.

1043
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:22,400
Wow.

1044
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:26,400
Wow. I thought that was a huge hit.

1045
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:33,400
Actually, both these I thought were 51 and 41.

1046
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:38,400
Huh. Okay.

1047
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:44,400
And this was a shocker for back in the day.

1048
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:48,400
You can't always get what you want by the Rolling Stones.

1049
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:57,400
I find that maybe the most shocking one out of...

1050
01:12:57,400 --> 01:12:58,400
Well, I don't know.

1051
01:12:58,400 --> 01:12:59,400
Tiny Dancer.

1052
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:02,400
Tiny Dancer is the most shocking one, but that's close.

1053
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:04,400
Okay.

1054
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:09,400
Landslide was 1975.

1055
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:12,400
It only peaked at 42.

1056
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:13,400
Wow.

1057
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:17,400
Actually, one down from Tiny Dancer.

1058
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:24,400
41, 42, and Landslide was 51.

1059
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,400
I find all of those except I didn't...

1060
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:29,400
Wow.

1061
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:30,400
Wow. Okay.

1062
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:32,400
That's crazy.

1063
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:36,400
Landshark didn't really necessarily surprise me,

1064
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:38,400
but everything else did.

1065
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:41,400
Landshark was 1975 when it was recorded,

1066
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:43,400
and it was a good song,

1067
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:46,400
but I didn't think it was solid when they're better songs,

1068
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:48,400
but you can't always get what you want.

1069
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:49,400
It's epic.

1070
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:55,400
It's such a staple on classic rock stations.

1071
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:57,400
And Tiny Dancer?

1072
01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:58,400
Yeah.

1073
01:13:58,400 --> 01:13:59,400
That's iconic.

1074
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:01,400
Wow.

1075
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:02,400
Okay.

1076
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:03,400
Wow.

1077
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:04,400
That's a really good one.

1078
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:07,400
For only three, that was really good.

1079
01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:08,400
Yeah.

1080
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,400
Yeah, that's what I thought.

1081
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:11,400
That's what I thought.

1082
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:12,400
Wow.

1083
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:13,400
Okay.

1084
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:14,400
Thank you, Rob.

1085
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:15,400
I figured you would enjoy that one.

1086
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:16,400
That was solid.

1087
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:19,400
And when you said three, I'm like, hmm, okay.

1088
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:22,400
They were so solid, all you needed was three.

1089
01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:23,400
So...

1090
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:24,400
Yeah.

1091
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:25,400
Yep.

1092
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:26,400
All right.

1093
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:28,400
Everybody, thank you for listening.

1094
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:29,400
We're wrapping a bow on this bitch

1095
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:31,400
and getting the hell out of here.

1096
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,400
Everybody, thank you for joining us.

1097
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:35,400
We will talk to you soon.

1098
01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:36,400
Thank you.

1099
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:39,400
Have a great night, assholes.

1100
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:41,400
Good night, assholes.

1101
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:44,400
A lot of podcasts just come from a can.

1102
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:47,400
Here at Two Dish Bags and a Microphone,

1103
01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:51,400
we pour our own podcasts.

1104
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,400
Oh, no.

1105
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,400
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1106
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:59,400
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1107
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:01,400
Fear not, assholes.

1108
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:30,400
We'll be back invading your ear holes soon.