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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark.
And I'm Rob.
Hey Rob, how are you?
I'm doing good, doing good.
Good, good. My day was interesting.
I'm doing good with the daughter and grandson.
That's excellent. Good. And they're still there, right?
Yeah, yeah. They're in the other room.
Good. Are they going to stay the night?
They're going to my son.
Oh, cool.
No, no.
You're just going to see them after the podcast.
They'll probably be gone by the time I get done.
Okay.
We've got some time beforehand, so it's all good.
That's great to hear. Good, good.
So, previously I had to call Rob over the internet, and the reason that was is because I was mowing today and my phone fell out of my pocket and it promptly went underneath the deck and got chewed all to hell and is gone now.
So, I had to keep going through an old phone one by one, but the phone was so old I actually did not have Rob's number in it.
I'm like, shit.
So, I called him over the internet over Facebook and, you know, luckily Rob caught it and he called me so now I can put his phone in my contacts.
And then previously to that, my jeep ports are in, right?
So, I got the Dodge Challenger again, which is very nice.
That's cool.
I got to tool around that all day, which is pretty fun and kind of I just can't help myself. I was just like revving up pissing people off.
People by the side of the road, just I'm one of those people that I hate, you know?
You're sitting there minding your own business, someone comes by and it's like, fucking asshole.
Well, I was doing that all day today.
Couldn't help it.
So, anyhow, so it's been a day, but my jeep will be ready tomorrow and I'm going to go get it and I'll be kind of sad to take that Challenger back again.
So, anyhow, I didn't have anyone coming up and challenging me this time.
No little punk coming up in his Mustang trying to screw with me.
I was looking around.
I was waiting for him.
I was like, all right, today's the day.
Today I'm going to give it to him.
Instead of dodging off on the side road, I was ready to get after him.
I'm like, all right, come on, bitch, bring that fucker over here.
So, but anyhow, luckily the Lord said no.
So, because I wasn't smart enough to.
So, anyhow, oh, go ahead.
Yes, they do.
And also in a loner, not a good idea either.
You know, yep, yep, things can happen.
So, I mean, like the first time I got in that Challenger, what, a month ago when I was waiting for my parts, it almost took it in Indian Creek.
Yeah, yep, stuff like that can happen.
Stuff like that can happen.
As I had it plainly described to me on 103rd Street.
So, anyhow, we have some NFL stuff, Rob.
I'm sure you've been on it too.
So, yeah, the schedule leak of the NFL.
Has confirmed that it will be a rematch of the AFC Championship game.
Only it will be held at Arrowhead.
This match will take place Thursday, September 5th.
Teleguides on NBC and Peacock.
This is a fantastic open to the 2024 season.
And you know the Ravens want revenge.
But my Holmes wants to never been done before three Pete.
So, you're going to see two teams battling.
I mean, like really battling.
Because, you know, I mean, my Holmes and Kelsey and Jones and all those guys and Reed.
They want the record.
They've never been done before three Pete.
Their eyeballing that, they've already said it.
And the Ravens are pissed.
We went over there and kicked the shit out of them and they don't like it.
You know, we went to their stadium.
Because that's what everybody was waiting for.
Was the Chiefs to have to go on the road.
Well, they did.
And they still won.
So, anyhow.
And I'm not bragging or nothing.
What I'm doing is I'm describing what a good matchup this is for the inaugural game.
It's a great lineup and it's brilliant for the NFL.
So, the Jets versus 49ers are the Monday night football opener.
In the second week, the Chiefs take on Cincinnati.
The Bengals against the Chiefs are the year before last championship game.
And I'm not sure.
I couldn't find anything whether confirmed as at Arrowhead or if it's going to be in Cincinnati.
I don't know where that game is going to be at.
But that's going to be a hell of a game too.
And the Chiefs need to get off running.
They need to hit the ground running.
They cannot look back.
Because their schedule, by the indication the first two games have been leaked,
the full schedule is coming out tomorrow.
But by the looks of this schedule so far, we are going to have probably the toughest schedule ever.
I mean, look at the first two opponents.
And you know 49ers are going to be in there.
I already heard about that.
Because I think we're playing the NFC West or whatever it is.
Yeah, I think it's NFC West.
We're playing them.
So we already know that the guys we played in the Super Bowl are going to be there.
And they play very well as we saw.
MvS, Marquise, Valdez, Scanlan, Simon the Bulls.
So he had a torturous time trying to catch the football from the homes.
Now add another seven miles faster and see what happens.
Because we all know that Josh Allen wings that ball.
MvS had a problem catching Mahomes balls.
And Mahomes slowed down.
He learned to get that touch like Aaron Rodgers did, Brett Favre.
All the great ones, all the gunslingers that threw so hard when they were earlier,
they learned the touch.
They learned how to throw that ball just a little bit softer and float it just a little bit more.
So it's more receiver friendly.
Bill's Josh Allen, he still wings him in there at an enormous rate.
And I don't see MvS catching him.
And he wasn't catching him over here.
He wasn't exactly lighting the world on fire over here.
He had that great, fantastic, phenomenal catch in the NFC Championship game.
But other than that, I mean he had a pretty good Super Bowl too.
But other than that, the whole season he was pretty much a guy that just kind of pretty much dropped everything that got near him.
So I don't expect him to do any better over there.
But I know that they're kind of in cover-up mode because they let digs go.
I guess they couldn't afford him or he wanted to trade or whatever.
So they let digs go.
So they're like scrambling because they're wanting some backup to some of the young receivers they drafted.
You know, so anyhow, I don't know if MvS is the answer.
So anyhow, then a little bit later on, after all my car stuff and all that that I told you about earlier, I went to Dave's Hot Chicken.
I told you about that. Remember that place?
Yeah, yeah.
It is phenomenal.
I went there for lunch.
This is the best Nashville chicken anywhere, Rob.
I've never encountered a better Nashville-styled hot chicken.
This includes better than Hattie B's from Nashville and the famous actual, the original recipe from the Browns Hotel in Nashville.
It's even better than that because I had that.
They have it once a month.
The first Sunday, it's their Nashville chicken night.
And they say that that is exactly the original recipe that got him on the map.
And Hattie B's is really close.
But Dave's Hot Chicken is the best and it's a franchise from California.
So I don't know how these Californians came up with such a good Nashville hot chicken recipe.
But I'll tell you what, it is phenomenal.
And when you come up here, Rob, that might be the first place we go.
Well, we'll probably go to Justin Jim's first just for old time sakes.
And then we'll go to Dave's Hot Chicken.
Oh, we'll go to Dave's first and then...
Justin Jim's at night?
We'll head to Justin Jim's for dinner, yeah.
Oh, okay. That's a good idea. Yeah, I like that idea.
So anyhow, in other news, the New York proper transportation department, they have cards called the Metro Pass, right?
And you buy one and you can go on the R11 for a week or whatever.
Well, leave it to New York to figure out how to monetize that whole system.
All of the Metro cards will have the cards as part of a huge promotional effort of the wrapper I-Spice are going to be on them.
So anyhow, so every one of these, they're going to still be a Metro card, but it's going to have images of I-Spice as a promotional deal.
And I'm pretty sure that the New York transit system is getting a pretty good load of change for putting I-Spice's image on all of those Metro cards.
I thought that was interesting. I'm sure you're going to see more of stuff like that, like the bus system or whatever around Kansas City or the streetcars.
Pretty soon you'll see, I don't know, maybe Tech 9 on them. I don't know.
You know, so anyhow, the Seattle Mariners have realized the strength of a good glizzy.
That is why they now have hot dogs on parachutes for the crowd watching the game.
I'm not kidding you. This is not my fake story.
They put hot dogs on little parachutes and they parachuted them to the crowd below.
But wait, the Seattle Mariners. But wait, there's more.
The hot dogs are falling to the hungry masses in the stadium while Debbie Gibson's Heaven on Earth is playing.
Rob, I'm getting teary-eyed just thinking about it. What about you?
Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. I'm reaching for a tissue. Oh man, me too.
That's the ultimate love right there. Little hot dogs on parachutes while Debbie Gibson's playing in the background.
America at its finest.
Okay, well anyhow, all right.
Now, a post recently went viral of a man going to McDonald's and purchasing a bacon and cheese quarter pounder value meal
and the final price being $16.10.
This is a ridiculously price, especially since I can go get a 3-Egg Omelette with all the fixings, hash browns,
breakfast potatoes, and toast with all the coffee I can drink for roughly $13 at this nice little place up the road called Caleb's.
I can go there all day long and get it for $13.
And it's $16.10 for a crappy, in my opinion, a crappy, according to this guy, it's $16.10 wherever he's shopped at.
And I don't know if it's the same up here or if it's cheaper or even higher.
But anyhow, you can get a really good breakfast for $13.
Or I could also go to Jess and Jim's Steakhouse, get a prime steak burger with choice of potato for around $13 as well.
The burger patty weighs in at just under a pound.
So it's considerably bigger than a quarter pounder and it's considerably better.
Their burgers are ground steak trimmies because they cut the steaks right there.
So again, I encourage consumers to vote with their wallet.
Next, watch out for Copperheads. More than normal.
Copperhead snakes love to dine on juicy cicadas. I know you know this, Rob.
Copperheads love cicadas. This means the venomous snakes can be in yards, up in trees and wood piles near you.
People are encouraged to overlook what they're getting ready to grab in a wood pile or a clump of weeds or step on.
Make a lot of noise. Keep your lawn mowed.
Keep all the brush piles to a minimum and make sure to look really carefully at everything you might pick up in your yard.
The snakes blend in so well with their environment that it's very hard to spot them casually.
So look it over really well. I mean, there's been several times I was out fishing as a youngster.
Out in the woods down there north of Cleveland following the railroad tracks.
There's a lot of little streams there, little Massey Creek and stuff like that, right?
It almost happened upon several Copperheads because they're so hard to see.
They blend in with everything on the ground.
So everybody, you know you have animals. Try to keep everything hedged down because animals, they'll go after a Copperhead.
They see it and I'm not sure but I think it can be very poisonous to a dog or a cat or something too.
So just be careful everybody.
Yeah, they are very common down here.
Yeah, they are probably Missouri's most common venomous snake, wouldn't you say?
Yeah, I think they are. I think they are ranked number one.
Yeah, I would think so. They're literally, there's almost as many of them as there is like the garter snakes,
which is everywhere or the rat snake or decayed brown snake or something.
So anyhow, Gen Z has the worst debt out of any other generation.
Their average debt to income ratio is a crazy 84% on average.
Zir has a debt balance of $3,000.
Then they are also especially prone to shady high interest car loans as well.
So after all that, finally some great news, Rob.
Bluebell has a new flavor.
Yeah.
You want to know what the new Bluebell flavor is, Rob?
Yes, I do.
It's gooey butter cookie.
Did you hear that, Rob? Did you hear that?
I heard angels playing Harps.
Let me do that again. Gooey butter cookie. Hear that?
That's angels playing Harps.
So, alright.
And then, Fox NFL confirms that the Cowboys vs. the Browns matchup on week one of the 2024 season
will be Tom Brady's first game.
Word is, Mr. Brady will parachute on the field with pockets full of glizzies.
That's right. Tom and Wieners for all.
So, speaking of Wieners, Burger King isn't sitting around fidgeting with their magical, mystical Burger King's nuts.
No. They have quite likely been working on the new Philly Cheese Steak Wrap.
And finally, in Houston, Amazon self-driving vehicles, if I could speak correctly, have been crashing.
So, if you're in your trinket from China business and if it doesn't arrive, try the new Crash Car Locator app from Amazon.
Just have ID ready at the crash site to prove the cheap plastic whatever is indeed yours.
Rob, please, please clean this program up and thank you.
Alright. Some baseball fans could go their entire lives without ever kicking a foul ball.
One Seattle Mariners fan inexplicably did life any matter of seconds.
That's why I asked you. I heard you correctly, Seattle Mariners.
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's where it happened. Yeah. Anyhow, go ahead. I've actually got that story.
Yeah. The magic happened Monday during the Mariners' first hit back against the Kansas City Royals at T-Mobile Park in Seattle, Washington.
Mariners third baseman Josh Roloff fouled off Royals starter Brady Singers' second pitch in the game toward the left field foul pole.
A Mariners fan made an awesome, besty touch to snag the foul ball.
The catch being immortalized on live TV was only worth the price of the admission for the fan.
And then, Moracless turned events the exact same sequence of events played out the very next pitch.
This Mariners fan caught two straight foul balls.
That was tough. I said that was tough. Did you see that? It was like a replay.
I didn't see it. It was the exact same hit ball in the exact same spot.
And it wasn't an easy catch. The dude flat, he brought in each catch.
I mean, take a look at it on the Internet when you get a chance. It was beautiful.
Man, that dude, he should be signed, I swear. Yeah.
It goes on the same fan catching a foul ball in the same spot on two-picket second pitches. It has to be one of the most improbable feats ever seen in Major League Baseball.
Yeah, the chances of that are probably, you probably have better chances of getting struck by lightning, wouldn't you think?
Yeah, I would say so. Just the chances of catching one, I loan two back to back.
I know. When you look at it, I mean, I can't do it justice by talking about it.
When you look at it, you'll see what I mean. Anybody out there, just look it up. It is solid. Really cool.
Now, look what the price it is for the pair.
Yeah. So, very cool, man. Wow. Yeah, that's a pretty good story because, like I said, man, I bet you'd have better chances of getting hit by lightning than that or winning the lottery than that.
So, anyhow, alrighty. Won't we take our first break and then we're going to come back with more stuff. Does that sound good?
Sounds good.
Alright, we'll be right back.
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Rob, check this out. In Midland, Michigan, a 34-year-old woman was found living in the Family Fair rooftop sign in Midland, Michigan last month.
Family Fair is a grocery store up in Michigan, okay?
On April 23, contractors discovered an extension cord on the roof of the building and were able to trace it to an enclosed area inside the sign.
According to the Midland Police Department, there was a mini desk, flooring, a pantry of food, a houseplant, and a makeshift residence.
I would have let her stay there, wouldn't have you?
I've been like, look, lady, stay there. We've got to figure out how to insure you up here, but stay there. You can't have visitors.
Police were notified of the woman living in the sign. She was told that she needed to find somewhere else to live and that she was trespassing on the business.
But no criminal charges were filed. You see, I like that. They didn't try to throw her in jail or nothing. They're just like, man, that's pretty inventive.
And, you know, she probably needed a place to live anyhow. I commend her. That's brilliant, isn't it?
Right, right.
Authorities offered to help connect the woman with housing assistance, but she declined. Oh, okay. She probably was mentally ill then, right?
Right.
Usually, like, schizophrenic people, this is just my own estimation, may not be true, but schizophrenic people will not take help.
You know, they'd rather be on the street and for some reason they're kind of paranoid and they're like, oh, this person isn't trying to help me. They're going to get me in this house and they're going to kill me or whatever they think.
So I think maybe there's some mental illness involved. But brilliant, though.
The Midland Police Department was not sure where the woman was staying this week. The woman does not have a job, but does, but not at Family Fair.
The stores, okay, okay, Family Fair, she didn't have a job at Family Fair and she didn't have a job at all.
The stores said they would work with her to get her furniture, but there is no word if they're still working on getting the furniture down.
So.
Um, I, uh, ropes?
You gotta do what you gotta do.
How did the woman get it up there is what I want to know. If it's that cumbersome, they're worried about getting it down. How did she herself get it up there?
Who knows?
Was there like a screw gun or something maybe up there? And she like Ikeated it, just like took all these boards and stuck them all together and made furniture? I don't know.
Who knows?
I don't know, but the whole thing is fucking brilliant, man. I'll tell you what, someone needs to hire her for something. I don't know what, but something.
Yeah.
All right, Rob, we turn to you.
We all know someone who swears by a particular hangover cure, whether that's a greasy fry at the morning after or specially designed supplement.
However, scientists in Switzerland have now created an actual hangover cure, which works by breaking down alcohol and a death from intestinal tract.
I'm all ears, Rob, I'm all ears.
Researchers at the University of ETEH Zurich fed the protein gel to mice and found that it quickly converted alcohol into harmless acidic acid before entering the bloodstream where it would normally develop its harmful effects.
The gel shifts the breakdown of alcohol from the liver to the digestive tract. In contrast to when alcohol is metabolized in the liver, no harmful effect astaldehyde is produced as an intermediate product.
Professor Rafael Mazziglia, one of the study's co-authors, explained in a statement, astaldehyde is toxic and is responsible for many health problems caused by excessive alcohol consumption, including that hangover feeling.
In the future, people could take the gel before or during alcohol consumption to prevent blood alcohol levels from rising and astaldehyde from damaging the body.
Hmph. Okay. Go ahead, I'm sorry.
I guess it's called ETH.
I will look it up. Not that I get drunk that much anymore, but when I do, like if I'm on a cruise or something, that would be valuable information to know.
Yeah.
Rob?
Yeah, they're just discovering it.
Okay, well, I mean, Thursday morning, I go in for a, well, not quite, an evaluation for tinnitus.
There's been a lot of, oh, progress made in the world of tinnitus.
Tinnitus, in case anyone doesn't know, is ear ringing.
I've had it my whole life. I hate it. It sucks.
So, anyhow, what I'm attempting to do is it's a brand new treatment that they do by stimulation to your tongue.
So, I'm going to find out about this Thursday morning and I will report on it over the weekend what happened.
I'm sure that I'm just going to be, like, given the information and then I'm going to decide what I want to try or whatever, or what the insurance will cover or whatever.
I'm sure it's like that.
But it just made me think of cures and situations and antidotes and I just remembered that.
So, that's going to be pretty interesting and if it works really well, then I will have a lot to report on.
Another thing is, is Topher and I are getting together for a special project for this show.
So, more coming from that later and Rob, I will let you know a little bit more about it a little bit later.
So, as it progresses, I'm going to go with Topher tomorrow and have some coffee and we're going to outline some of the stuff that we want to do.
So, anyhow, and it's going to be good.
So, Rob, you know how we have these Gen Z slang terms, right?
Right.
And how we have you guess them?
Yeah.
We've got some really hard ones.
Are you ready?
Sure. Let's go for it.
All righty.
Let's see you decode these.
These are rough, dude.
Anyhow, but I'm sure you'll get a few of them at least.
All righty.
First one on the plate is CISC KISC.
It's spelled S-K-S-K-S-K.
I am not a boy.
This is an interjection used to convey happiness, amusement, and other intense emotions.
How to use it.
I found $20 in my bag that I didn't even know I had.
CISC KISC.
Okay.
All righty.
I'm taking this website's word for it.
Let's see.
What is it?
Shit.
I can't even see where it came from now.
Let's see.
Damn it.
Do you know what?
As soon as I...
Oh, well.
You know what?
It doesn't matter, I guess.
Okay.
The next term is TL-DR.
I don't know.
Too long didn't read.
It's used online to introduce a summary of a long story.
Go ahead.
What now?
I just said, ah.
Yeah.
That makes sense, doesn't it?
So here's how you use it.
I'll post a longer write-up later, but TL-DR is...
It's pretty funny.
So anyhow.
I didn't like their example.
I thought there was a much better one.
Anyhow.
Guyet.
G-Y-A-T.
I'm probably going to get a big G-R-O tonight, I guess.
These things are hard.
Guyet is essentially a Gen-Alpha acronym for girl your ass is thick.
It's used to refer...
That makes sense now, doesn't it?
Yeah.
It's used to refer to someone attractive.
We're not sure how we feel about our kids using this one either.
But it's good to know.
How to use it.
Guyet.
You are gorgeous.
Okay.
All right.
Next one.
Pop off.
Vodka.
What now?
Vodka.
Vodka?
Oh, pop off.
Pop off.
Okay.
I thought you said pop off.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, not the vodka.
No, no, no.
Pop off.
P-O-P-O-F-F.
Two words.
You can get this one.
All right.
Dude.
Just burst out with something.
Yeah.
Pretty close.
When someone says or writes something passionately or in a very emotional manner, they're popping
off.
How to use it.
She popped off about her teammate in that interview.
It was close.
This one you'll get.
And I think we might even went over it before.
Taking an L.
Okay.
If we did, I don't remember.
Taking a loss.
Okay.
How to use it.
I really look like L in my math exam.
You might get this one.
Salty.
Okay.
When someone is unreasonably annoyed or upset about a situation, how to use it.
I don't know why she's acting salty.
You knew what it was.
Yeah, I knew what it was.
I was just trying to have a hard time.
I was trying to imagine how I'd describe it too.
And I was the same with you.
I was kind of like losing the word that I wanted.
Okay.
Next one.
Era.
Now, think about this one.
That's time.
A time period.
Okay.
A substitute or a friend.
Yeah.
You pretty much got it phrased.
Used to label one's current interests or priorities.
How to use it.
I'm entering my Taylor Swift era or I'm entering my healing era.
Okay.
Yeah, you got it.
Next one.
Bad take.
You ever listen to Jim Rohn?
Yeah.
Okay.
If a friend shares an opinion that is wrong or harmful or you simply don't agree with
it.
You know how even Rohn would go, bad take.
Yeah.
Okay.
How to use it.
You ate chocolate cake.
That's a bad take.
Okay next one.
High key.
Two words.
High and key.
I don't know what I'm recording.
Use when expressing something blatantly obvious.
How to use it.
I high key love this eco fashion brand.
This next one I'm pretty sure.
I told you these are hard.
Next one.
Big yikes.
Big uh oh.
Yeah.
This is used to express disappointment in response to a problematic or uncomfortable
situation or statement.
How to use it.
That was an awkward conversation.
Big yikes.
You were right.
Next one.
Roman Empire.
Okay.
I don't know what their terminology is.
You'll get it here.
If you would have known how they're thinking here you would have got it too and I would
have too.
But anyhow here it is.
It refers to something you love or obsess with or think about all the time.
Could be a situation, a thing, a place, anything really.
How to use it.
America's Ferraro's monologue from the Barbie movie is my Roman Empire.
I don't like their explanation on that one either.
But anyhow.
Yeah once you started getting into it I caught on to it.
The biggest thing about these is figuring out how they think.
Right?
Yeah.
They're looking at it as a photographic description.
Is that a good way to put it maybe?
Yeah.
You look at it at the surface.
Anyhow.
Okay.
This one.
Do it for the plot.
This one you can get.
I'll log this one.
Doing something without knowing the outcome of your action in hopes that you'll at least
get a good story out of it.
How to use it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Isn't that good?
I should give him my number but my friend told me to do it for the plot.
So it may go bad but at least you got a good story.
How many times have we lived that Rob?
Almost every day.
Yeah.
We covered this one before I do believe.
Girl Math.
Okay.
I don't know.
It is used as a humorous way to justify certain behaviors which would otherwise be deemed
irrational.
How to use it.
I wore the cutest outfit yesterday but I didn't get a picture of it so no one important saw
it.
So I really.
So I didn't really wear it.
Girl Math.
Okay.
This next one.
I'm going to do it anyhow.
There's only a couple left but anyhow.
Delulu is the solulu.
Well solulu could be short for solution right?
Delulu could be short for you know like a situation or a delusion or something like
that right?
Okay.
Delulu is short for delusion.
Delulu is short for solution.
Delulu is the solulu is a way of staying positive even things get tough implying that
sometimes being delusional and optimistic about a situation may lead you to the best
solution.
It's a new fake it till you make it.
See I like that one.
I thought it was pretty good.
Next one.
Yeah.
Eight.
A-T-E.
And I even I use this every now and then.
Eight is used when someone has done a good job at something and left no crumbs is added
when someone has fully exceeded expectations.
How to use it.
I love their outfit.
They ate and left no crumbs.
I like that one.
I use it sometimes because I've actually heard that a few years ago and I thought it was
a pretty good.
I never heard it.
Yeah.
I mean they just ate it.
I mean we used to use eight like if you like beefed on a on a skateboard right.
Yeah.
Oh man.
He ate it.
Yeah.
You like that.
Yeah.
Man.
He ate it.
Oh what do you eat.
He ate turf dude or he ate concrete.
You know.
But I like this term how they use it to gas up is the next one.
Yeah.
Yep.
And guys that.
Yeah.
I don't know to encourage or hype someone up.
How do you use it.
Oh yeah.
My friend was feeling down so I gassed her up with tons of compliments.
Next one.
There's only let's see.
Oh no.
Actually there's quite a few left.
We won't do them all because it's probably getting boring to people on God.
When someone says on God.
Oh go ahead.
What.
No I just I.
That's another one of those.
I don't know which way they would take.
OK.
When someone says on God it means they're telling the truth.
It's the Gen Alpha version of no cap which is a Gen Z version of I swear which is a millennial
version of I promise.
We know it's all a lot to take in.
Anyhow how to use it.
Are you sure you remember that correctly.
The on God unnecessarily like that one bit whatever.
Yeah I don't personally like it myself.
OK.
The next one is help.
Just like you would scream for help.
If you hear a teen say this do not panic.
It doesn't mean they're actually calling for help.
It means they found something funny or disturbing.
Help is why he making that face is how to use it.
And you know what I'm not going to go into the other ones because this simply it's just
going to be too long of a segment.
So Rob you got something you want to go to.
Yeah I found it.
Interesting story here.
All right.
Let's see what is today.
May 14th.
OK.
The world famous sweetheart Al Capone's favorite told 1911 gun that saved his life many times
is heading to auction this weekend online.
In person and via telephone.
On Saturday May 18th at 3 p.m. Eastern time at Richmond auction.com.
I shot at the firearms famous historical figures of consistently sold for millions in recent
auctions such as the leases of grants when we were over which sold for over five million.
Wow.
Here it's called reviver.
It sold for over six million.
But they should estimate to get it over.
Sweetheart told the store very the patent engraving date of Valentine's Day that includes
a package of pristine prominence.
Authentically and historical manufacturers documentation carries a reduction estimated
value of two to three million and is expected to demand a premium price.
Prospective buyers a raster online at Richmond Auctions.com.
Wow.
Yeah.
Pretty cool.
That is cool.
I would get on there to look at it.
Of course I couldn't buy any but I would get on there and look at it.
Wouldn't you?
Yeah.
That sounds really interesting.
I like that.
Let's go ahead and take our second break.
I got a neat little story that involves about 50 years in the making.
So all right.
We'll talk to you guys here in a minute.
Have you ever wondered where something came about?
Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is?
Well so have we.
That's why we give you the origin of.
The origin of the hamburger bun.
The family of Oscar Willerby claims the first known hamburger on a bun was served on July
4th 1891 on Grandpa Oscar's farm.
The bun was reportedly a yeast bun.
Once again it's time for ramblings of a mad man.
I believe Congress needs to synchronize cat dance for 20 minutes before each session.
That needs to happen.
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.
If a fly was de-winged in a horrible accident, would that make the fly then a walk?
I may never know.
Please enjoy Brick Shit House Energy Drink responsibly.
It's not readily available anywhere.
There's liability issues.
Two douchebags and a microphone.
Because we all need dick jokes.
Microphone, I'm Mark.
And I'm Rob.
Well like I previously mentioned before we went to break, I have a story 49 years in
the making and it involves a beetle, Ringo Starr, a surviving beetle.
It's a story 49 years in the making.
Six New Jersey teens skipped school to see the beetles arrive in the United States in
1964 and ended up immortalized by budding photographer Ringo Starr.
The past weekend the five surviving beetles fans finally got the chance to meet Starr
in Las Vegas after revealing their identities in October.
I never knew that you were such a gifted photographer, chuckled Arlene Noble.
That's a lucky shot, don't tell anyone, joke Starr, of the photo.
Norb, along with Gary Van Dursen, Susan Rayett, Charlie Schwartz, and Bob Toth met the former
beetle who was having an exhibit of his photography that is chronicled in his new book Photograph
and saw him play live with his All-Star band.
The only missing member was Matt Blender who passed away in 2011.
It all began when the then teens, hoping to get a glimpse of their musical heroes, drove
along a motorcade.
Van Dursen told Today in October that he thought they were driving past a funeral at first,
then quickly realized the members of the beetles were in those cars.
Starr rolled down his window and stuck out his camera for a quick candid shot.
For years no one identified the occupants of the car, and the mystery was solved only
after an article in USA Today sparked a nationwide search.
The gang surfaced and sat down for an interview on Today, and finally everything came together
in Las Vegas.
That photo became bigger than I thought it ever would, said Starr.
I mean I just put it in the book because it's a great shot and then suddenly in America
everyone was trying to find them.
For years the gang knew they'd met Starr, who also spoke with them briefly as they peeped
from their car, but they never knew the photograph was of any consequence at all.
Now after all this time the story has come full circle.
So anyhow, that's pretty damn cool that Ringo Starr got a glimpse of their musical heroes
when they were teenagers in 1964.
Number one, they're all still alive and so is Ringo Starr.
Number two, to see that photo and for people to avidly track those people down in that
car and then Ringo Starr to respond to it and want to get them all in Las Vegas and
recreate that same photo is amazing.
I love that.
To me that is brilliant and I'm learning more and more as I go on in life to really treasure
Ringo Starr.
I used to go along with the program and say he's not that good a drummer, Pete Best went
to quit, he never would have been one of them and all this stuff.
But no, Ringo Starr is a great musician and he's also a very intelligent individual and
he's very creative.
He's where he is because he wanted to be there.
And you know Ringo Starr, I salute you.
That was a hell of a gift you gave the world right there.
Thank you.
Besides all the music.
Hey Rob, we'll turn to you.
Alright, a guest on Auntie Grove Show brought in the bat to be appraised after discovering
it while cleaning out her grandmother's house.
She explained that her grandmother would often go to Brooklyn Dodgers baseball games.
The story goes that Dodgers player Roy Campanella hit his last home run with the bat at a game
the grandmother was attending.
Jackie Robinson broke the color line in 1947, Roy Campanella had been waiting in the wings
to appraise her Lila Dunbar.
He'd been playing like Jackie in the Negro leagues.
In 1948 he was brought up to the Dodgers and he was a sensation.
Somehow the grandmother got her hands on it and was able to take it home as a souvenir.
Unfortunately the reason it was Campanella's last hit was because in 1958 it was a car
accident that left him paralyzed from the waist down.
The grandmother had written down an account of how she got the bat and exactly what it
was from.
But Dunbar pointed out a few issues with the story and attempted to clarify things.
The bat was stamped with Campanella's name and the number C188 on the bottom of the handle.
This proved that it wasn't often a game's bat.
So here's where we are with your bat, Dunbar said.
In 1954 to 1957 Roy Campanella gave his bat all good.
The insurance value on the bat is $30,000.
The guest was stunned and could only whisper wow before Dunbar continued her appraisal.
If we could prove he actually hit his last home run of his career, in my estimation it
would be at least $100,000.
Wow.
Man, that's a great story man.
Where'd you find that?
The USF.
Okay.
That's a British newspaper I believe isn't it?
Oh well, doesn't matter.
And it's online of course.
I mean of course you didn't get that.
Yeah, it popped up on my news break.
Oh okay, alright.
Well you know earlier I was talking about how Gen Z has the worst debt of all the generations
to date at their point in life right now?
Yeah.
Well, here's one good example of why.
Designer lunch boxes are the new it bag and their price tags will make you gag.
The $1,800 and $890 YSL takeaway box comes in black leather or dusty vintage brown gold
vegetable tanned leather.
YSL is the brand.
YSL seem to be out doing themselves on the daily but the latest status symbol might come
as a surprise.
The new it bag is a lunch box and this is YSL that comes up with some of them.
Prada's have nylon lunch boxes that go for $1,990.
Black and Blum sells for over $2,000 and you can eat your lunch at your desktop in style
with a lunch box from Prada or Balenciana.
Balenciana I think is how you pronounce it.
Lunch boxes are the new status accessory Don Black, founder of the stylish food storage
company Black and Bloom told the UK Times.
Now you can eat your lunch at your desk in style with a lunch box from Prada and Prada's
re nylon lunch box case comes with two stainless steel bento boxes, a fork and a bamboo cover.
Prada's re nylon lunch box case made in collaboration with Black and Blum sells for a whopping $1,990
and comes with two stainless steel bento boxes and like I said a bamboo cover of course and
all that.
So Fashion House Balenciana has an option that resembles more of a toolbox than a lunch box
and it goes for over $3,000.
So you want to know how come they're in debt because they think a lunch box is worth $2,000.
And I could go on but I think everybody got the gist of that right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Rob, once again we turn to you.
All right, on an ordinary Tuesday night that was soon to be anything but Whoopi Goldberg
found herself seated in the chic interiors of Gordon Ramsay's restaurant expecting a
culinary experience to remember.
Known for his exacting standards and fiery temperament, Ramsay oversees his kitchen with
a precision that borders on the teatr.
The stage is set and as Goldberg requested her beef wellington to be prepared well done,
the atmosphere tensed.
For a chef of Ramsay's caliber, the preparation of beef wellington is almost a sacred ritual.
Traditionally served medium rare, this dish minimizes the character balance of flavors
and textures that can be easily overstated by overcooking.
Ramsay's reaction was immediate and visceral.
This is described in as visibly shaken by the request, his voice tearing over the crowd
of the busy restaurant as he explained, it's raw.
A phrase that has this unsaniness of his culinary identity though twist the year into an paradox
of unmet cooking expectations.
A moment froze, diners paused, forks in mid air as Ramsay's declaration echoed to the
restaurant.
This wasn't merely about a piece of meat, it was a challenge to the very principles
of Ramsay holds dear.
The class was not just about the fitting on the plate, but about the broader implications
of customer preference versus chef's debt, discretion and the world of lead dining.
Well it goes on to say that in a move that was as dramatic as the competition itself
was declared a lifetime ban for Goldberg for all of his dining establishments.
Wow!
Okay!
You got it on it!
I was down a little ways but...
You got it on it!
...she's banned!
Yo, Donkey!
Get out of here!
Awesome man, thank you for having me.
Excuse me here.
Mountain Dew is celebrating the 20th birthday of his much beloved flavor Baja Blast in a
big way.
The flavor originally created as an exclusive partnership for Taco Bell is now available
in retail stores for the entire year.
But that's not all, Baja Blast is also in chip form too thanks to a new partnership
with Doritos.
This year marks the 20th Bajaversary and Doritos is officially joining the year long celebration.
The chip company shared in a statement provided to Food and Wine, Yes my tropical lime loving
friends Baja Blast has now sprinkled all over those triangle chips for a new Doritos Baja
Fiery Mango.
Now that may be worth trying don't you think?
Yeah, that might be worth trying.
Spice packed and tangy, this limited time flavor is another way the brand is showcasing
its dedication to bringing unexpected flavor experiences to loyal Doritos fans, a Doritos
spokesperson added.
Mountain Dew is also launching a hot sauce that tastes like Baja Blast as well but we
covered that last week but this also covers it in this article.
As the spokesperson noted the brand didn't just want to purely translate the beverage's
taste to the chip, rather the team was particularly drawn to the mango habanero flavor combination
and its proliferating flavor on menus.
Habanero concept is in mind, the team pivoted to exploring different mango flavor paths
that focused on the various properties of a mango, juiciness, tartness, earthliness,
etc.
So anyhow let's see here it goes on to say the chips like the soda are only going to
be around for a limited time.
The Baja Fiery Mango will be available in select retail across the United States starting
on April 14th and will be sold nationwide on April 28th.
So it's in existence right now.
It will come in three sizes, 9oz, 2.6oz and a club 18.3oz bag.
The flavor will also be available via an 8 pack ecommerce variety pack which also includes
Doritos Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch.
And with the purchase of any Baja product including a bag of Doritos Baja Fiery Mango,
customers can scan the packaging for a chance to get exclusive Doritos X Baja gear.
The shop is also filled with a ton of other partnership swag including t-shirts, electronics,
beach loungers, socks, ice cube trays, taco bell deals and a limited edition Stanley Cup.
That's sure going to become a collectible at your local high school.
So I didn't say that, the article did.
So anyhow, I'm moving to try the chips, but all the other stuff I don't really, you know,
the hot sauce maybe.
What do you think about the hot sauce Rob?
Yeah, I think I'd at least try it.
I would try it too because Baja Blast with the Habanero does sound appealing to me.
What do you think?
Yeah, yeah, I think it just might win.
If it's done right, I think it's going to be really good and I think it will be done
right.
You know, Mountain Dew is a pretty well thought product.
I mean they've expanded into these energy drinks and all these other flavors, the Code
Red and all that stuff.
The people go nuts all over.
So I'm thinking this will be a quality product and I think it will be good because they have
no indication of letting people down so far, I don't think.
I mean if you listen to Origins, our little segment, it tells about the origin of Mountain
Dew and it was just a mixer because the people simply didn't have a mixer to mix with their
whiskey and they came up with Mountain Dew simply as a mixer and everyone liked it.
So it started selling.
It was a regional thing and I believe it was in Kentucky or something like that.
I can't remember.
Well, you know, listen to the Origins when it pops up and it will be on there.
So I got another.
I like Mountain Dew with Southern Trumpet.
That is good.
I do like it.
Yep.
Yeah.
And let's see, what was the other one that I tried on the ship?
Oh, Mountain Dew and Vodka.
Wasn't bad.
Really was not bad.
That's a little.
Yeah, I mean I was just trying different things and I was trying some of the higher end vodkas
and I was like, hmm, I want to try it with, I think it's called Starry now.
I think Sierra Mist, they got into a copyright infringement with Sierra Mist or something
like that.
Someone else had the name, I guess.
So PepsiCo had to like suddenly, if I remember correctly, if I read it correctly, this is
what I believe happened.
If I'm wrong, I'm sorry.
But I think it's like a copyright infringement deal.
Someone else had the name and they had immediately changed from Sierra Mist to Starry.
So, I think it was that Starry product that they have.
I tried the vodka with that.
It wasn't very well.
And then I was like, you know, hey, at certain places at stations in the cruise ship, they
had Mountain Dew.
And I was like, hey, let's try Mountain Dew with that vodka.
And it was actually pretty stellar.
I liked it.
And real quick here while we're talking about food stuff.
Times Square will soon be home to the world's largest hot dog sculpture.
The exhibit titled Hot Dog in the City will stand at 65 feet tall and feature animatronics.
The creatures say the work is a symbol of issues around consumption, class and capitalism.
Okay, well, they're trying to teach us a lesson with the giant hot dog, Rob.
How do you like that?
Yeah.
You bad capitalists.
This is a big hot dog to show you guys.
Boy, we got them good.
Rob, I turned to you.
Yeah.
All right.
They're like kale and man buns.
New metal stars, Limp Bizkit's prayers were answered this weekend by an angel.
Country superstar Jelly Roll.
Okay, maybe that's taking things a little too far, but Jelly Roll was the savior for
the infamous rock band during a festival performance.
Limp Bizkit was performing on stage at Welcome to Rockville in Daytona Beach over the weekend
when the epic moment occurred.
Mid-song of the band's cover of Behind Blue Eyes, written by The Who.
Bizkit finger-fingered Thursday or started asking for a sign.
He even asked the audience to pray for an angel to save him.
And would you know it, Jelly Roll was there to answer.
I personally like, I don't like most of the new music, but I like Jelly Roll.
I think Jelly Roll has a unique sound.
He's got a great voice and he comes up with interesting music, not just garbage, not just
stuff that I just consider soulless and emotionless stuff, bragging about yourself or whatever.
He has really good songs, in my opinion.
I like him.
Yeah, he does.
Yeah.
And his voice is really good.
Was that it, Rob?
Yeah, that was it.
Okay.
Well, do we want to go anymore?
Do we want to cap this bitch off, tie a bow on it and call it good?
That's all I've got.
Let me see if I've got some odds and ends to clear up here, if you've got a minute.
Yeah.
Okay, let's see.
Here's one I haven't got to, I've had for quite a while.
Nah, I'm not going to go in there.
I was kind of, hang on here.
Okay, sorry.
I'm going through some old stuff here because I went through everything too.
So, hey, okay.
And Artisan Roastery based in Finnish capital has introduced a coffee blend that has been
developed by artificial intelligence in a trial in which it's hoped that technology
can ease the workload in a sector that traditionally prides itself on manual work.
It is only apt that the Helensky based coffee roastery, Alconic Blend, was launched this
week in Finland, a Nordic nation of 5.6 million people that consumes the most coffee in the
world at 12 kilograms per capita annually, according to the International Coffee Organization.
Who knew?
Who knew they had an international coffee organization?
The blend-
I didn't ever believe it.
I didn't either.
Well, okay, now we know.
So the blend, an AI packed mixture with four types of beans dominated by Brazil's velvety
Frazana Pahal, is the end result of the joint project by Kofi Finland's third biggest coffee
roastery and local AI consultory, ELEV.
Leveraging models and chat GPT have worked together for this blend.
It should suit copy enthusiast taste, pursuing the boundaries of conventional flavor combinations,
ELEV, the AI company, stated, Kofi's roastery managing director and founder, Savant Hef,
told the Associated Press on Saturday that the two partners wanted to trial how AI and
its different tools could be of help in coffee roasting, a traditional artisan profession
highly valued in Finland.
So there you go.
Go get some AI coffee.
You might as well, before they kill us all, have some of their coffee.
Right?
Right.
All right.
With that, I think we're going to say, oh, hi Grandma Opal.
Hi Jimmy.
Hi Ricky.
Hi Grandma.
Hi Jimmy.
Hi Ricky.
Dodge City, Kansas.
Rah rah.
You guys got some rain.
Very happy for you.
Hopefully that weed will come in now.
So anyhow, love you guys.
Thank you for being the breadbasket of America, even if no one else thanks you, I do.
So every time I look down at my Wonder Bread, I thank Grandma Opal, Jimmy and Ricky.
Don't you?
Yes.
That was very convincing, Rob.
You had me at go.
All right, man.
Everybody, thank you for listening.
Good night, assholes.
Oh no, looks like the show's over, kids.
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.
Fear not, assholes.
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.