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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Hey Rob, how are you?

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I'm doing good, doing good.

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Good, good. My day was interesting.

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I'm doing good with the daughter and grandson.

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That's excellent. Good. And they're still there, right?

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Yeah, yeah. They're in the other room.

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Good. Are they going to stay the night?

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They're going to my son.

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Oh, cool.

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No, no.

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You're just going to see them after the podcast.

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They'll probably be gone by the time I get done.

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We've got some time beforehand, so it's all good.

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That's great to hear. Good, good.

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So, previously I had to call Rob over the internet, and the reason that was is because I was mowing today and my phone fell out of my pocket and it promptly went underneath the deck and got chewed all to hell and is gone now.

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So, I had to keep going through an old phone one by one, but the phone was so old I actually did not have Rob's number in it.

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I'm like, shit.

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So, I called him over the internet over Facebook and, you know, luckily Rob caught it and he called me so now I can put his phone in my contacts.

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And then previously to that, my jeep ports are in, right?

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So, I got the Dodge Challenger again, which is very nice.

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That's cool.

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I got to tool around that all day, which is pretty fun and kind of I just can't help myself. I was just like revving up pissing people off.

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People by the side of the road, just I'm one of those people that I hate, you know?

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You're sitting there minding your own business, someone comes by and it's like, fucking asshole.

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Well, I was doing that all day today.

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Couldn't help it.

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So, anyhow, so it's been a day, but my jeep will be ready tomorrow and I'm going to go get it and I'll be kind of sad to take that Challenger back again.

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So, anyhow, I didn't have anyone coming up and challenging me this time.

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No little punk coming up in his Mustang trying to screw with me.

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I was looking around.

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I was waiting for him.

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I was like, all right, today's the day.

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Today I'm going to give it to him.

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Instead of dodging off on the side road, I was ready to get after him.

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I'm like, all right, come on, bitch, bring that fucker over here.

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So, but anyhow, luckily the Lord said no.

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So, because I wasn't smart enough to.

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So, anyhow, oh, go ahead.

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Yes, they do.

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And also in a loner, not a good idea either.

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You know, yep, yep, things can happen.

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So, I mean, like the first time I got in that Challenger, what, a month ago when I was waiting for my parts, it almost took it in Indian Creek.

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Yeah, yep, stuff like that can happen.

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Stuff like that can happen.

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As I had it plainly described to me on 103rd Street.

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So, anyhow, we have some NFL stuff, Rob.

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I'm sure you've been on it too.

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So, yeah, the schedule leak of the NFL.

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Has confirmed that it will be a rematch of the AFC Championship game.

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Only it will be held at Arrowhead.

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This match will take place Thursday, September 5th.

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Teleguides on NBC and Peacock.

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This is a fantastic open to the 2024 season.

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And you know the Ravens want revenge.

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But my Holmes wants to never been done before three Pete.

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So, you're going to see two teams battling.

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Because, you know, I mean, my Holmes and Kelsey and Jones and all those guys and Reed.

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They've never been done before three Pete.

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Their eyeballing that, they've already said it.

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We went over there and kicked the shit out of them and they don't like it.

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You know, we went to their stadium.

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Because that's what everybody was waiting for.

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Was the Chiefs to have to go on the road.

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Well, they did.

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And they still won.

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So, anyhow.

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And I'm not bragging or nothing.

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What I'm doing is I'm describing what a good matchup this is for the inaugural game.

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It's a great lineup and it's brilliant for the NFL.

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So, the Jets versus 49ers are the Monday night football opener.

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The Bengals against the Chiefs are the year before last championship game.

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And I'm not sure.

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I couldn't find anything whether confirmed as at Arrowhead or if it's going to be in Cincinnati.

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I don't know where that game is going to be at.

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But that's going to be a hell of a game too.

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And the Chiefs need to get off running.

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They need to hit the ground running.

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They cannot look back.

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Because their schedule, by the indication the first two games have been leaked,

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But by the looks of this schedule so far, we are going to have probably the toughest schedule ever.

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I mean, look at the first two opponents.

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And you know 49ers are going to be in there.

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I already heard about that.

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Because I think we're playing the NFC West or whatever it is.

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Yeah, I think it's NFC West.

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We're playing them.

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So we already know that the guys we played in the Super Bowl are going to be there.

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And they play very well as we saw.

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MvS, Marquise, Valdez, Scanlan, Simon the Bulls.

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So he had a torturous time trying to catch the football from the homes.

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Now add another seven miles faster and see what happens.

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Because we all know that Josh Allen wings that ball.

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MvS had a problem catching Mahomes balls.

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And Mahomes slowed down.

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He learned to get that touch like Aaron Rodgers did, Brett Favre.

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All the great ones, all the gunslingers that threw so hard when they were earlier,

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They learned how to throw that ball just a little bit softer and float it just a little bit more.

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So it's more receiver friendly.

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Bill's Josh Allen, he still wings him in there at an enormous rate.

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And I don't see MvS catching him.

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He wasn't exactly lighting the world on fire over here.

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He had that great, fantastic, phenomenal catch in the NFC Championship game.

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But other than that, I mean he had a pretty good Super Bowl too.

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But other than that, the whole season he was pretty much a guy that just kind of pretty much dropped everything that got near him.

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So I don't expect him to do any better over there.

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I guess they couldn't afford him or he wanted to trade or whatever.

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So they're like scrambling because they're wanting some backup to some of the young receivers they drafted.

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You know, so anyhow, I don't know if MvS is the answer.

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So anyhow, then a little bit later on, after all my car stuff and all that that I told you about earlier, I went to Dave's Hot Chicken.

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I told you about that. Remember that place?

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Yeah, yeah.

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It is phenomenal.

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I went there for lunch.

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This is the best Nashville chicken anywhere, Rob.

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I've never encountered a better Nashville-styled hot chicken.

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This includes better than Hattie B's from Nashville and the famous actual, the original recipe from the Browns Hotel in Nashville.

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It's even better than that because I had that.

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They have it once a month.

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The first Sunday, it's their Nashville chicken night.

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And they say that that is exactly the original recipe that got him on the map.

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And Hattie B's is really close.

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But Dave's Hot Chicken is the best and it's a franchise from California.

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So I don't know how these Californians came up with such a good Nashville hot chicken recipe.

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But I'll tell you what, it is phenomenal.

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And when you come up here, Rob, that might be the first place we go.

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Well, we'll probably go to Justin Jim's first just for old time sakes.

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And then we'll go to Dave's Hot Chicken.

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Oh, we'll go to Dave's first and then...

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Justin Jim's at night?

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We'll head to Justin Jim's for dinner, yeah.

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Oh, okay. That's a good idea. Yeah, I like that idea.

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So anyhow, in other news, the New York proper transportation department, they have cards called the Metro Pass, right?

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And you buy one and you can go on the R11 for a week or whatever.

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Well, leave it to New York to figure out how to monetize that whole system.

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All of the Metro cards will have the cards as part of a huge promotional effort of the wrapper I-Spice are going to be on them.

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So anyhow, so every one of these, they're going to still be a Metro card, but it's going to have images of I-Spice as a promotional deal.

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And I'm pretty sure that the New York transit system is getting a pretty good load of change for putting I-Spice's image on all of those Metro cards.

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I thought that was interesting. I'm sure you're going to see more of stuff like that, like the bus system or whatever around Kansas City or the streetcars.

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Pretty soon you'll see, I don't know, maybe Tech 9 on them. I don't know.

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You know, so anyhow, the Seattle Mariners have realized the strength of a good glizzy.

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That is why they now have hot dogs on parachutes for the crowd watching the game.

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I'm not kidding you. This is not my fake story.

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They put hot dogs on little parachutes and they parachuted them to the crowd below.

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But wait, the Seattle Mariners. But wait, there's more.

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The hot dogs are falling to the hungry masses in the stadium while Debbie Gibson's Heaven on Earth is playing.

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Rob, I'm getting teary-eyed just thinking about it. What about you?

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Yeah, yeah. Oh my God. I'm reaching for a tissue. Oh man, me too.

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That's the ultimate love right there. Little hot dogs on parachutes while Debbie Gibson's playing in the background.

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America at its finest.

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Okay, well anyhow, all right.

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Now, a post recently went viral of a man going to McDonald's and purchasing a bacon and cheese quarter pounder value meal

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and the final price being $16.10.

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This is a ridiculously price, especially since I can go get a 3-Egg Omelette with all the fixings, hash browns,

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breakfast potatoes, and toast with all the coffee I can drink for roughly $13 at this nice little place up the road called Caleb's.

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I can go there all day long and get it for $13.

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And it's $16.10 for a crappy, in my opinion, a crappy, according to this guy, it's $16.10 wherever he's shopped at.

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And I don't know if it's the same up here or if it's cheaper or even higher.

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But anyhow, you can get a really good breakfast for $13.

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Or I could also go to Jess and Jim's Steakhouse, get a prime steak burger with choice of potato for around $13 as well.

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The burger patty weighs in at just under a pound.

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So it's considerably bigger than a quarter pounder and it's considerably better.

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Their burgers are ground steak trimmies because they cut the steaks right there.

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So again, I encourage consumers to vote with their wallet.

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Next, watch out for Copperheads. More than normal.

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Copperhead snakes love to dine on juicy cicadas. I know you know this, Rob.

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Copperheads love cicadas. This means the venomous snakes can be in yards, up in trees and wood piles near you.

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People are encouraged to overlook what they're getting ready to grab in a wood pile or a clump of weeds or step on.

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Make a lot of noise. Keep your lawn mowed.

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Keep all the brush piles to a minimum and make sure to look really carefully at everything you might pick up in your yard.

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The snakes blend in so well with their environment that it's very hard to spot them casually.

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So look it over really well. I mean, there's been several times I was out fishing as a youngster.

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Out in the woods down there north of Cleveland following the railroad tracks.

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There's a lot of little streams there, little Massey Creek and stuff like that, right?

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It almost happened upon several Copperheads because they're so hard to see.

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They blend in with everything on the ground.

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So everybody, you know you have animals. Try to keep everything hedged down because animals, they'll go after a Copperhead.

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They see it and I'm not sure but I think it can be very poisonous to a dog or a cat or something too.

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Yeah, they are probably Missouri's most common venomous snake, wouldn't you say?

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Yeah, I think they are. I think they are ranked number one.

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Yeah, I would think so. They're literally, there's almost as many of them as there is like the garter snakes,

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which is everywhere or the rat snake or decayed brown snake or something.

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So anyhow, Gen Z has the worst debt out of any other generation.

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Their average debt to income ratio is a crazy 84% on average.

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Zir has a debt balance of $3,000.

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Then they are also especially prone to shady high interest car loans as well.

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So after all that, finally some great news, Rob.

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Bluebell has a new flavor.

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Yeah.

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You want to know what the new Bluebell flavor is, Rob?

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Yes, I do.

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It's gooey butter cookie.

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Did you hear that, Rob? Did you hear that?

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I heard angels playing Harps.

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Let me do that again. Gooey butter cookie. Hear that?

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That's angels playing Harps.

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So, alright.

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And then, Fox NFL confirms that the Cowboys vs. the Browns matchup on week one of the 2024 season

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will be Tom Brady's first game.

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Word is, Mr. Brady will parachute on the field with pockets full of glizzies.

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That's right. Tom and Wieners for all.

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So, speaking of Wieners, Burger King isn't sitting around fidgeting with their magical, mystical Burger King's nuts.

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No. They have quite likely been working on the new Philly Cheese Steak Wrap.

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And finally, in Houston, Amazon self-driving vehicles, if I could speak correctly, have been crashing.

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So, if you're in your trinket from China business and if it doesn't arrive, try the new Crash Car Locator app from Amazon.

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Just have ID ready at the crash site to prove the cheap plastic whatever is indeed yours.

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Rob, please, please clean this program up and thank you.

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Alright. Some baseball fans could go their entire lives without ever kicking a foul ball.

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One Seattle Mariners fan inexplicably did life any matter of seconds.

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That's why I asked you. I heard you correctly, Seattle Mariners.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. That's where it happened. Yeah. Anyhow, go ahead. I've actually got that story.

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Yeah. The magic happened Monday during the Mariners' first hit back against the Kansas City Royals at T-Mobile Park in Seattle, Washington.

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Mariners third baseman Josh Roloff fouled off Royals starter Brady Singers' second pitch in the game toward the left field foul pole.

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A Mariners fan made an awesome, besty touch to snag the foul ball.

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The catch being immortalized on live TV was only worth the price of the admission for the fan.

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And then, Moracless turned events the exact same sequence of events played out the very next pitch.

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This Mariners fan caught two straight foul balls.

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That was tough. I said that was tough. Did you see that? It was like a replay.

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I didn't see it. It was the exact same hit ball in the exact same spot.

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And it wasn't an easy catch. The dude flat, he brought in each catch.

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I mean, take a look at it on the Internet when you get a chance. It was beautiful.

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Man, that dude, he should be signed, I swear. Yeah.

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It goes on the same fan catching a foul ball in the same spot on two-picket second pitches. It has to be one of the most improbable feats ever seen in Major League Baseball.

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Yeah, the chances of that are probably, you probably have better chances of getting struck by lightning, wouldn't you think?

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Yeah, I would say so. Just the chances of catching one, I loan two back to back.

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I know. When you look at it, I mean, I can't do it justice by talking about it.

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When you look at it, you'll see what I mean. Anybody out there, just look it up. It is solid. Really cool.

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Now, look what the price it is for the pair.

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Yeah. So, very cool, man. Wow. Yeah, that's a pretty good story because, like I said, man, I bet you'd have better chances of getting hit by lightning than that or winning the lottery than that.

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So, anyhow, alrighty. Won't we take our first break and then we're going to come back with more stuff. Does that sound good?

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Sounds good.

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Alright, we'll be right back.

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The aboutlips just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Dandelion can be stewed with wild mustard and wild garlic for a very tasty stew. You could even introduce our old friend the hickory nut for a bit of smoky flavor.

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Two dish bags of microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh. We offer you first world problems.

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Oh, shit. Look at that drive-thru wine. Surely, they wouldn't expect me to actually have to go in. This sucks.

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Now, it's time for pick up lines from a loser. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have a whole five cents.

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Two dish bags in a microphone invade your ear holes in. Hey, who took a dump in the cooler?

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Hi, all. This is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America. You can't touch me.

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Oh, yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer, bitch.

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Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder. It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery? Stay safe, everyone.

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Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

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A belly dancer in Spain belly danced for 48 hours beating the old world record by five hours.

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Two dish bags and microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Rob, check this out. In Midland, Michigan, a 34-year-old woman was found living in the Family Fair rooftop sign in Midland, Michigan last month.

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Family Fair is a grocery store up in Michigan, okay?

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On April 23, contractors discovered an extension cord on the roof of the building and were able to trace it to an enclosed area inside the sign.

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According to the Midland Police Department, there was a mini desk, flooring, a pantry of food, a houseplant, and a makeshift residence.

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I would have let her stay there, wouldn't have you?

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I've been like, look, lady, stay there. We've got to figure out how to insure you up here, but stay there. You can't have visitors.

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Police were notified of the woman living in the sign. She was told that she needed to find somewhere else to live and that she was trespassing on the business.

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But no criminal charges were filed. You see, I like that. They didn't try to throw her in jail or nothing. They're just like, man, that's pretty inventive.

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And, you know, she probably needed a place to live anyhow. I commend her. That's brilliant, isn't it?

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Right, right.

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Authorities offered to help connect the woman with housing assistance, but she declined. Oh, okay. She probably was mentally ill then, right?

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Right.

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Usually, like, schizophrenic people, this is just my own estimation, may not be true, but schizophrenic people will not take help.

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You know, they'd rather be on the street and for some reason they're kind of paranoid and they're like, oh, this person isn't trying to help me. They're going to get me in this house and they're going to kill me or whatever they think.

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So I think maybe there's some mental illness involved. But brilliant, though.

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The Midland Police Department was not sure where the woman was staying this week. The woman does not have a job, but does, but not at Family Fair.

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The stores, okay, okay, Family Fair, she didn't have a job at Family Fair and she didn't have a job at all.

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The stores said they would work with her to get her furniture, but there is no word if they're still working on getting the furniture down.

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So.

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Um, I, uh, ropes?

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You gotta do what you gotta do.

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How did the woman get it up there is what I want to know. If it's that cumbersome, they're worried about getting it down. How did she herself get it up there?

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Who knows?

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Was there like a screw gun or something maybe up there? And she like Ikeated it, just like took all these boards and stuck them all together and made furniture? I don't know.

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Who knows?

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I don't know, but the whole thing is fucking brilliant, man. I'll tell you what, someone needs to hire her for something. I don't know what, but something.

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Yeah.

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All right, Rob, we turn to you.

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We all know someone who swears by a particular hangover cure, whether that's a greasy fry at the morning after or specially designed supplement.

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However, scientists in Switzerland have now created an actual hangover cure, which works by breaking down alcohol and a death from intestinal tract.

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I'm all ears, Rob, I'm all ears.

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Researchers at the University of ETEH Zurich fed the protein gel to mice and found that it quickly converted alcohol into harmless acidic acid before entering the bloodstream where it would normally develop its harmful effects.

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The gel shifts the breakdown of alcohol from the liver to the digestive tract. In contrast to when alcohol is metabolized in the liver, no harmful effect astaldehyde is produced as an intermediate product.

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Professor Rafael Mazziglia, one of the study's co-authors, explained in a statement, astaldehyde is toxic and is responsible for many health problems caused by excessive alcohol consumption, including that hangover feeling.

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In the future, people could take the gel before or during alcohol consumption to prevent blood alcohol levels from rising and astaldehyde from damaging the body.

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Hmph. Okay. Go ahead, I'm sorry.

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I guess it's called ETH.

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I will look it up. Not that I get drunk that much anymore, but when I do, like if I'm on a cruise or something, that would be valuable information to know.

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Yeah.

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Rob?

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Yeah, they're just discovering it.

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Okay, well, I mean, Thursday morning, I go in for a, well, not quite, an evaluation for tinnitus.

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There's been a lot of, oh, progress made in the world of tinnitus.

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Tinnitus, in case anyone doesn't know, is ear ringing.

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I've had it my whole life. I hate it. It sucks.

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So, anyhow, what I'm attempting to do is it's a brand new treatment that they do by stimulation to your tongue.

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So, I'm going to find out about this Thursday morning and I will report on it over the weekend what happened.

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I'm sure that I'm just going to be, like, given the information and then I'm going to decide what I want to try or whatever, or what the insurance will cover or whatever.

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I'm sure it's like that.

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But it just made me think of cures and situations and antidotes and I just remembered that.

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So, that's going to be pretty interesting and if it works really well, then I will have a lot to report on.

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Another thing is, is Topher and I are getting together for a special project for this show.

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So, more coming from that later and Rob, I will let you know a little bit more about it a little bit later.

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So, as it progresses, I'm going to go with Topher tomorrow and have some coffee and we're going to outline some of the stuff that we want to do.

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So, anyhow, and it's going to be good.

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So, Rob, you know how we have these Gen Z slang terms, right?

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Right.

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And how we have you guess them?

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Yeah.

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We've got some really hard ones.

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Are you ready?

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Sure. Let's go for it.

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All righty.

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Let's see you decode these.

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These are rough, dude.

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Anyhow, but I'm sure you'll get a few of them at least.

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All righty.

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First one on the plate is CISC KISC.

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It's spelled S-K-S-K-S-K.

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I am not a boy.

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This is an interjection used to convey happiness, amusement, and other intense emotions.

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How to use it.

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I found $20 in my bag that I didn't even know I had.

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CISC KISC.

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Okay.

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All righty.

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I'm taking this website's word for it.

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Let's see.

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What is it?

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Shit.

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I can't even see where it came from now.

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Let's see.

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Damn it.

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Do you know what?

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As soon as I...

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Oh, well.

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You know what?

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It doesn't matter, I guess.

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Okay.

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The next term is TL-DR.

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I don't know.

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Too long didn't read.

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It's used online to introduce a summary of a long story.

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Go ahead.

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What now?

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I just said, ah.

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Yeah.

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That makes sense, doesn't it?

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So here's how you use it.

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I'll post a longer write-up later, but TL-DR is...

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It's pretty funny.

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So anyhow.

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I didn't like their example.

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I thought there was a much better one.

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Anyhow.

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Guyet.

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G-Y-A-T.

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I'm probably going to get a big G-R-O tonight, I guess.

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These things are hard.

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Guyet is essentially a Gen-Alpha acronym for girl your ass is thick.

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It's used to refer...

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That makes sense now, doesn't it?

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Yeah.

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It's used to refer to someone attractive.

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We're not sure how we feel about our kids using this one either.

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But it's good to know.

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How to use it.

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Guyet.

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You are gorgeous.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Next one.

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Pop off.

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Vodka.

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What now?

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Vodka.

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Vodka?

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Oh, pop off.

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Pop off.

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Okay.

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I thought you said pop off.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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No, not the vodka.

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No, no, no.

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Pop off.

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P-O-P-O-F-F.

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Two words.

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You can get this one.

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All right.

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Dude.

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Just burst out with something.

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Yeah.

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Pretty close.

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When someone says or writes something passionately or in a very emotional manner, they're popping

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off.

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How to use it.

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She popped off about her teammate in that interview.

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It was close.

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This one you'll get.

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And I think we might even went over it before.

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Taking an L.

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Okay.

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If we did, I don't remember.

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Taking a loss.

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Okay.

436
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Okay.

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How to use it.

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I really look like L in my math exam.

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You might get this one.

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Salty.

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Okay.

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When someone is unreasonably annoyed or upset about a situation, how to use it.

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I don't know why she's acting salty.

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You knew what it was.

445
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Yeah, I knew what it was.

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I was just trying to have a hard time.

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I was trying to imagine how I'd describe it too.

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And I was the same with you.

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I was kind of like losing the word that I wanted.

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Okay.

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Next one.

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Era.

453
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:08,560
Now, think about this one.

454
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:12,840
That's time.

455
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,840
A time period.

456
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,840
Okay.

457
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,840
A substitute or a friend.

458
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,840
Yeah.

459
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,920
You pretty much got it phrased.

460
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,040
Used to label one's current interests or priorities.

461
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,040
How to use it.

462
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:30,040
I'm entering my Taylor Swift era or I'm entering my healing era.

463
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,040
Okay.

464
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:34,840
Yeah, you got it.

465
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:35,840
Next one.

466
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,840
Bad take.

467
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:46,840
You ever listen to Jim Rohn?

468
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,840
Yeah.

469
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,840
Okay.

470
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,840
Okay.

471
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,840
Okay.

472
00:36:54,840 --> 00:37:01,680
If a friend shares an opinion that is wrong or harmful or you simply don't agree with

473
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:02,680
it.

474
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,240
You know how even Rohn would go, bad take.

475
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:06,240
Yeah.

476
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:07,240
Okay.

477
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,240
How to use it.

478
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,840
You ate chocolate cake.

479
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,840
That's a bad take.

480
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:14,840
Okay next one.

481
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:16,880
High key.

482
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:17,880
Two words.

483
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,880
High and key.

484
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,800
I don't know what I'm recording.

485
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,240
Use when expressing something blatantly obvious.

486
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:27,440
How to use it.

487
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:33,000
I high key love this eco fashion brand.

488
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,960
This next one I'm pretty sure.

489
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,940
I told you these are hard.

490
00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:39,940
Next one.

491
00:37:39,940 --> 00:37:40,940
Big yikes.

492
00:37:40,940 --> 00:37:43,940
Big uh oh.

493
00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:44,940
Yeah.

494
00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:45,940
Yeah.

495
00:37:45,940 --> 00:37:52,520
This is used to express disappointment in response to a problematic or uncomfortable

496
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,720
situation or statement.

497
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:56,720
How to use it.

498
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,640
That was an awkward conversation.

499
00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,640
Big yikes.

500
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,640
You were right.

501
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,640
Next one.

502
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,640
Roman Empire.

503
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,640
Okay.

504
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:16,840
I don't know what their terminology is.

505
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,640
You'll get it here.

506
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,280
If you would have known how they're thinking here you would have got it too and I would

507
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,280
have too.

508
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,280
But anyhow here it is.

509
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,960
It refers to something you love or obsess with or think about all the time.

510
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,960
Could be a situation, a thing, a place, anything really.

511
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:33,960
How to use it.

512
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:40,400
America's Ferraro's monologue from the Barbie movie is my Roman Empire.

513
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,000
I don't like their explanation on that one either.

514
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
But anyhow.

515
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:50,440
Yeah once you started getting into it I caught on to it.

516
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:54,280
The biggest thing about these is figuring out how they think.

517
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,280
Right?

518
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:56,280
Yeah.

519
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:01,400
They're looking at it as a photographic description.

520
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,400
Is that a good way to put it maybe?

521
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,400
Yeah.

522
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,400
Yeah.

523
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,400
You look at it at the surface.

524
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,400
Anyhow.

525
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,400
Okay.

526
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,400
This one.

527
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,600
Do it for the plot.

528
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,600
This one you can get.

529
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:26,960
I'll log this one.

530
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:31,440
Doing something without knowing the outcome of your action in hopes that you'll at least

531
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:33,760
get a good story out of it.

532
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,760
How to use it.

533
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:35,760
Okay.

534
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,760
Yeah.

535
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,760
Isn't that good?

536
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,680
I should give him my number but my friend told me to do it for the plot.

537
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:46,400
So it may go bad but at least you got a good story.

538
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:49,840
How many times have we lived that Rob?

539
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,680
Almost every day.

540
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,680
Yeah.

541
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,200
We covered this one before I do believe.

542
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,200
Girl Math.

543
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,200
Okay.

544
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,200
I don't know.

545
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:07,880
It is used as a humorous way to justify certain behaviors which would otherwise be deemed

546
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:08,880
irrational.

547
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,600
How to use it.

548
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:15,000
I wore the cutest outfit yesterday but I didn't get a picture of it so no one important saw

549
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
it.

550
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,200
So I really.

551
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,840
So I didn't really wear it.

552
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:20,840
Girl Math.

553
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:21,840
Okay.

554
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:22,840
This next one.

555
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:27,080
I'm going to do it anyhow.

556
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,000
There's only a couple left but anyhow.

557
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:36,680
Delulu is the solulu.

558
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,960
Well solulu could be short for solution right?

559
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:50,800
Delulu could be short for you know like a situation or a delusion or something like

560
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,800
that right?

561
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:52,800
Okay.

562
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,720
Delulu is short for delusion.

563
00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:57,240
Delulu is short for solution.

564
00:40:57,240 --> 00:41:03,200
Delulu is the solulu is a way of staying positive even things get tough implying that

565
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:08,640
sometimes being delusional and optimistic about a situation may lead you to the best

566
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,640
solution.

567
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,880
It's a new fake it till you make it.

568
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,800
See I like that one.

569
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,440
I thought it was pretty good.

570
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:20,440
Next one.

571
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,440
Yeah.

572
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:22,440
Eight.

573
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,440
A-T-E.

574
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:30,920
And I even I use this every now and then.

575
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:36,040
Eight is used when someone has done a good job at something and left no crumbs is added

576
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:39,520
when someone has fully exceeded expectations.

577
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:40,520
How to use it.

578
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:41,520
I love their outfit.

579
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,760
They ate and left no crumbs.

580
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:44,760
I like that one.

581
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:49,200
I use it sometimes because I've actually heard that a few years ago and I thought it was

582
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,200
a pretty good.

583
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,200
I never heard it.

584
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,200
Yeah.

585
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,960
I mean they just ate it.

586
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:59,600
I mean we used to use eight like if you like beefed on a on a skateboard right.

587
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,600
Yeah.

588
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,600
Oh man.

589
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:02,600
He ate it.

590
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,600
Yeah.

591
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:04,600
You like that.

592
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:05,600
Yeah.

593
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:06,600
Yeah.

594
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:07,600
Yeah.

595
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,600
Man.

596
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:09,600
He ate it.

597
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,600
Oh what do you eat.

598
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,600
He ate turf dude or he ate concrete.

599
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:12,600
You know.

600
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,840
But I like this term how they use it to gas up is the next one.

601
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:16,840
Yeah.

602
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:17,840
Yep.

603
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:22,520
And guys that.

604
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:23,520
Yeah.

605
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:29,000
I don't know to encourage or hype someone up.

606
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
How do you use it.

607
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000
Oh yeah.

608
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,640
My friend was feeling down so I gassed her up with tons of compliments.

609
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:36,640
Next one.

610
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:37,640
There's only let's see.

611
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,640
Oh no.

612
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:39,640
Actually there's quite a few left.

613
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:46,400
We won't do them all because it's probably getting boring to people on God.

614
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:51,000
When someone says on God.

615
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Oh go ahead.

616
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
What.

617
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000
No I just I.

618
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,000
That's another one of those.

619
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,000
I don't know which way they would take.

620
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
OK.

621
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,160
When someone says on God it means they're telling the truth.

622
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:09,600
It's the Gen Alpha version of no cap which is a Gen Z version of I swear which is a millennial

623
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,040
version of I promise.

624
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,360
We know it's all a lot to take in.

625
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,880
Anyhow how to use it.

626
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,200
Are you sure you remember that correctly.

627
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:26,200
The on God unnecessarily like that one bit whatever.

628
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:30,400
Yeah I don't personally like it myself.

629
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,400
OK.

630
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,400
OK.

631
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,680
The next one is help.

632
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:37,120
Just like you would scream for help.

633
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,080
If you hear a teen say this do not panic.

634
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,560
It doesn't mean they're actually calling for help.

635
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:46,280
It means they found something funny or disturbing.

636
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:50,920
Help is why he making that face is how to use it.

637
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,880
And you know what I'm not going to go into the other ones because this simply it's just

638
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,680
going to be too long of a segment.

639
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:02,040
So Rob you got something you want to go to.

640
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,040
Yeah I found it.

641
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,040
Interesting story here.

642
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,040
All right.

643
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:13,040
Let's see what is today.

644
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,040
May 14th.

645
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:16,040
OK.

646
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:27,400
The world famous sweetheart Al Capone's favorite told 1911 gun that saved his life many times

647
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,680
is heading to auction this weekend online.

648
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:35,240
In person and via telephone.

649
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:43,880
On Saturday May 18th at 3 p.m. Eastern time at Richmond auction.com.

650
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:55,560
I shot at the firearms famous historical figures of consistently sold for millions in recent

651
00:44:55,560 --> 00:45:05,480
auctions such as the leases of grants when we were over which sold for over five million.

652
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,480
Wow.

653
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,480
Here it's called reviver.

654
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,480
It sold for over six million.

655
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:17,480
But they should estimate to get it over.

656
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:25,960
Sweetheart told the store very the patent engraving date of Valentine's Day that includes

657
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,960
a package of pristine prominence.

658
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:38,960
Authentically and historical manufacturers documentation carries a reduction estimated

659
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:46,680
value of two to three million and is expected to demand a premium price.

660
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:55,320
Prospective buyers a raster online at Richmond Auctions.com.

661
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:56,320
Wow.

662
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,320
Yeah.

663
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,320
Pretty cool.

664
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,320
That is cool.

665
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:01,680
I would get on there to look at it.

666
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,440
Of course I couldn't buy any but I would get on there and look at it.

667
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,440
Wouldn't you?

668
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:06,440
Yeah.

669
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,440
That sounds really interesting.

670
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,440
I like that.

671
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,280
Let's go ahead and take our second break.

672
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:18,760
I got a neat little story that involves about 50 years in the making.

673
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,840
So all right.

674
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:21,840
We'll talk to you guys here in a minute.

675
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,840
Have you ever wondered where something came about?

676
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:23,840
Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is?

677
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:24,840
Well so have we.

678
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:38,080
That's why we give you the origin of.

679
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:41,400
The origin of the hamburger bun.

680
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:46,600
The family of Oscar Willerby claims the first known hamburger on a bun was served on July

681
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:50,440
4th 1891 on Grandpa Oscar's farm.

682
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,440
The bun was reportedly a yeast bun.

683
00:46:53,440 --> 00:47:01,960
Once again it's time for ramblings of a mad man.

684
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:11,720
I believe Congress needs to synchronize cat dance for 20 minutes before each session.

685
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:14,720
That needs to happen.

686
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:21,800
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

687
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:28,720
If a fly was de-winged in a horrible accident, would that make the fly then a walk?

688
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:52,360
I may never know.

689
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:55,080
Please enjoy Brick Shit House Energy Drink responsibly.

690
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,440
It's not readily available anywhere.

691
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,040
There's liability issues.

692
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,600
Two douchebags and a microphone.

693
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:07,680
Because we all need dick jokes.

694
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:13,440
Microphone, I'm Mark.

695
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,560
And I'm Rob.

696
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:21,720
Well like I previously mentioned before we went to break, I have a story 49 years in

697
00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:27,600
the making and it involves a beetle, Ringo Starr, a surviving beetle.

698
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,680
It's a story 49 years in the making.

699
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:34,240
Six New Jersey teens skipped school to see the beetles arrive in the United States in

700
00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:40,520
1964 and ended up immortalized by budding photographer Ringo Starr.

701
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:45,080
The past weekend the five surviving beetles fans finally got the chance to meet Starr

702
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:49,200
in Las Vegas after revealing their identities in October.

703
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:54,480
I never knew that you were such a gifted photographer, chuckled Arlene Noble.

704
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:58,320
That's a lucky shot, don't tell anyone, joke Starr, of the photo.

705
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:06,480
Norb, along with Gary Van Dursen, Susan Rayett, Charlie Schwartz, and Bob Toth met the former

706
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:13,160
beetle who was having an exhibit of his photography that is chronicled in his new book Photograph

707
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,880
and saw him play live with his All-Star band.

708
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,880
The only missing member was Matt Blender who passed away in 2011.

709
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:25,000
It all began when the then teens, hoping to get a glimpse of their musical heroes, drove

710
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,720
along a motorcade.

711
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:32,280
Van Dursen told Today in October that he thought they were driving past a funeral at first,

712
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:36,320
then quickly realized the members of the beetles were in those cars.

713
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:41,480
Starr rolled down his window and stuck out his camera for a quick candid shot.

714
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:46,080
For years no one identified the occupants of the car, and the mystery was solved only

715
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,940
after an article in USA Today sparked a nationwide search.

716
00:49:49,940 --> 00:49:54,480
The gang surfaced and sat down for an interview on Today, and finally everything came together

717
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:59,240
in Las Vegas.

718
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:02,520
That photo became bigger than I thought it ever would, said Starr.

719
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:06,660
I mean I just put it in the book because it's a great shot and then suddenly in America

720
00:50:06,660 --> 00:50:09,000
everyone was trying to find them.

721
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,800
For years the gang knew they'd met Starr, who also spoke with them briefly as they peeped

722
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:19,120
from their car, but they never knew the photograph was of any consequence at all.

723
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:23,160
Now after all this time the story has come full circle.

724
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:31,320
So anyhow, that's pretty damn cool that Ringo Starr got a glimpse of their musical heroes

725
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,200
when they were teenagers in 1964.

726
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,360
Number one, they're all still alive and so is Ringo Starr.

727
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:42,440
Number two, to see that photo and for people to avidly track those people down in that

728
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:48,680
car and then Ringo Starr to respond to it and want to get them all in Las Vegas and

729
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:52,040
recreate that same photo is amazing.

730
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:55,000
I love that.

731
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:02,840
To me that is brilliant and I'm learning more and more as I go on in life to really treasure

732
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,080
Ringo Starr.

733
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:10,840
I used to go along with the program and say he's not that good a drummer, Pete Best went

734
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,920
to quit, he never would have been one of them and all this stuff.

735
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:19,680
But no, Ringo Starr is a great musician and he's also a very intelligent individual and

736
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,560
he's very creative.

737
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:24,840
He's where he is because he wanted to be there.

738
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,080
And you know Ringo Starr, I salute you.

739
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,360
That was a hell of a gift you gave the world right there.

740
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,360
Thank you.

741
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,360
Besides all the music.

742
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,360
Hey Rob, we'll turn to you.

743
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:45,880
Alright, a guest on Auntie Grove Show brought in the bat to be appraised after discovering

744
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:50,000
it while cleaning out her grandmother's house.

745
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:55,840
She explained that her grandmother would often go to Brooklyn Dodgers baseball games.

746
00:51:55,840 --> 00:52:04,960
The story goes that Dodgers player Roy Campanella hit his last home run with the bat at a game

747
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:07,680
the grandmother was attending.

748
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:15,120
Jackie Robinson broke the color line in 1947, Roy Campanella had been waiting in the wings

749
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:20,600
to appraise her Lila Dunbar.

750
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,880
He'd been playing like Jackie in the Negro leagues.

751
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:29,080
In 1948 he was brought up to the Dodgers and he was a sensation.

752
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:36,600
Somehow the grandmother got her hands on it and was able to take it home as a souvenir.

753
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:44,720
Unfortunately the reason it was Campanella's last hit was because in 1958 it was a car

754
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:50,080
accident that left him paralyzed from the waist down.

755
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:56,280
The grandmother had written down an account of how she got the bat and exactly what it

756
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:57,280
was from.

757
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:05,320
But Dunbar pointed out a few issues with the story and attempted to clarify things.

758
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:13,800
The bat was stamped with Campanella's name and the number C188 on the bottom of the handle.

759
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:17,720
This proved that it wasn't often a game's bat.

760
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:22,840
So here's where we are with your bat, Dunbar said.

761
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:30,360
In 1954 to 1957 Roy Campanella gave his bat all good.

762
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:35,880
The insurance value on the bat is $30,000.

763
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:42,640
The guest was stunned and could only whisper wow before Dunbar continued her appraisal.

764
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:52,240
If we could prove he actually hit his last home run of his career, in my estimation it

765
00:53:52,240 --> 00:53:56,720
would be at least $100,000.

766
00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:57,720
Wow.

767
00:53:57,720 --> 00:53:58,720
Wow.

768
00:53:58,720 --> 00:53:59,720
Wow.

769
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:08,480
Man, that's a great story man.

770
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:09,480
Where'd you find that?

771
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,920
The USF.

772
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,760
Okay.

773
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,480
That's a British newspaper I believe isn't it?

774
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:21,160
Oh well, doesn't matter.

775
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,160
And it's online of course.

776
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,160
I mean of course you didn't get that.

777
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,800
Yeah, it popped up on my news break.

778
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,800
Oh okay, alright.

779
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:34,600
Well you know earlier I was talking about how Gen Z has the worst debt of all the generations

780
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:38,280
to date at their point in life right now?

781
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:39,600
Yeah.

782
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:45,160
Well, here's one good example of why.

783
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:50,880
Designer lunch boxes are the new it bag and their price tags will make you gag.

784
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:59,560
The $1,800 and $890 YSL takeaway box comes in black leather or dusty vintage brown gold

785
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,000
vegetable tanned leather.

786
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,760
YSL is the brand.

787
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:09,960
YSL seem to be out doing themselves on the daily but the latest status symbol might come

788
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:11,400
as a surprise.

789
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:18,200
The new it bag is a lunch box and this is YSL that comes up with some of them.

790
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:27,180
Prada's have nylon lunch boxes that go for $1,990.

791
00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:36,640
Black and Blum sells for over $2,000 and you can eat your lunch at your desktop in style

792
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:40,960
with a lunch box from Prada or Balenciana.

793
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,840
Balenciana I think is how you pronounce it.

794
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:48,640
Lunch boxes are the new status accessory Don Black, founder of the stylish food storage

795
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:52,000
company Black and Bloom told the UK Times.

796
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:57,000
Now you can eat your lunch at your desk in style with a lunch box from Prada and Prada's

797
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:05,000
re nylon lunch box case comes with two stainless steel bento boxes, a fork and a bamboo cover.

798
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:12,200
Prada's re nylon lunch box case made in collaboration with Black and Blum sells for a whopping $1,990

799
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:17,360
and comes with two stainless steel bento boxes and like I said a bamboo cover of course and

800
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:18,360
all that.

801
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:24,960
So Fashion House Balenciana has an option that resembles more of a toolbox than a lunch box

802
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:28,320
and it goes for over $3,000.

803
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:38,080
So you want to know how come they're in debt because they think a lunch box is worth $2,000.

804
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:43,960
And I could go on but I think everybody got the gist of that right?

805
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:45,600
Yeah.

806
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:46,600
Okay.

807
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:49,880
Rob, once again we turn to you.

808
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:59,720
All right, on an ordinary Tuesday night that was soon to be anything but Whoopi Goldberg

809
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:08,400
found herself seated in the chic interiors of Gordon Ramsay's restaurant expecting a

810
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,120
culinary experience to remember.

811
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:18,440
Known for his exacting standards and fiery temperament, Ramsay oversees his kitchen with

812
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:23,080
a precision that borders on the teatr.

813
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:32,800
The stage is set and as Goldberg requested her beef wellington to be prepared well done,

814
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,800
the atmosphere tensed.

815
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:44,840
For a chef of Ramsay's caliber, the preparation of beef wellington is almost a sacred ritual.

816
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:52,920
Traditionally served medium rare, this dish minimizes the character balance of flavors

817
00:57:52,920 --> 00:58:00,400
and textures that can be easily overstated by overcooking.

818
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:05,880
Ramsay's reaction was immediate and visceral.

819
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:15,160
This is described in as visibly shaken by the request, his voice tearing over the crowd

820
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:20,200
of the busy restaurant as he explained, it's raw.

821
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:29,840
A phrase that has this unsaniness of his culinary identity though twist the year into an paradox

822
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,840
of unmet cooking expectations.

823
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:42,520
A moment froze, diners paused, forks in mid air as Ramsay's declaration echoed to the

824
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:43,520
restaurant.

825
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:50,800
This wasn't merely about a piece of meat, it was a challenge to the very principles

826
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,800
of Ramsay holds dear.

827
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:59,720
The class was not just about the fitting on the plate, but about the broader implications

828
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:08,840
of customer preference versus chef's debt, discretion and the world of lead dining.

829
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:23,560
Well it goes on to say that in a move that was as dramatic as the competition itself

830
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:32,240
was declared a lifetime ban for Goldberg for all of his dining establishments.

831
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:33,240
Wow!

832
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,240
Okay!

833
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,240
You got it on it!

834
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:38,240
I was down a little ways but...

835
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:41,240
You got it on it!

836
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:42,240
...she's banned!

837
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:43,240
Yo, Donkey!

838
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:44,240
Get out of here!

839
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:45,240
Awesome man, thank you for having me.

840
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:57,520
Excuse me here.

841
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:03,600
Mountain Dew is celebrating the 20th birthday of his much beloved flavor Baja Blast in a

842
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:04,900
big way.

843
01:00:04,900 --> 01:00:10,120
The flavor originally created as an exclusive partnership for Taco Bell is now available

844
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:13,720
in retail stores for the entire year.

845
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:19,160
But that's not all, Baja Blast is also in chip form too thanks to a new partnership

846
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:23,000
with Doritos.

847
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:28,880
This year marks the 20th Bajaversary and Doritos is officially joining the year long celebration.

848
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:34,120
The chip company shared in a statement provided to Food and Wine, Yes my tropical lime loving

849
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:39,760
friends Baja Blast has now sprinkled all over those triangle chips for a new Doritos Baja

850
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:41,720
Fiery Mango.

851
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,720
Now that may be worth trying don't you think?

852
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,800
Yeah, that might be worth trying.

853
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:52,760
Spice packed and tangy, this limited time flavor is another way the brand is showcasing

854
01:00:52,760 --> 01:01:00,800
its dedication to bringing unexpected flavor experiences to loyal Doritos fans, a Doritos

855
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,280
spokesperson added.

856
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:08,520
Mountain Dew is also launching a hot sauce that tastes like Baja Blast as well but we

857
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:12,900
covered that last week but this also covers it in this article.

858
01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:18,080
As the spokesperson noted the brand didn't just want to purely translate the beverage's

859
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:26,440
taste to the chip, rather the team was particularly drawn to the mango habanero flavor combination

860
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,480
and its proliferating flavor on menus.

861
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:35,680
Habanero concept is in mind, the team pivoted to exploring different mango flavor paths

862
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:40,840
that focused on the various properties of a mango, juiciness, tartness, earthliness,

863
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:42,840
etc.

864
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:50,360
So anyhow let's see here it goes on to say the chips like the soda are only going to

865
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,400
be around for a limited time.

866
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:59,280
The Baja Fiery Mango will be available in select retail across the United States starting

867
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:03,680
on April 14th and will be sold nationwide on April 28th.

868
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:05,720
So it's in existence right now.

869
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:11,480
It will come in three sizes, 9oz, 2.6oz and a club 18.3oz bag.

870
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:18,200
The flavor will also be available via an 8 pack ecommerce variety pack which also includes

871
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:22,960
Doritos Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch.

872
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:28,640
And with the purchase of any Baja product including a bag of Doritos Baja Fiery Mango,

873
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:35,200
customers can scan the packaging for a chance to get exclusive Doritos X Baja gear.

874
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:40,880
The shop is also filled with a ton of other partnership swag including t-shirts, electronics,

875
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:48,400
beach loungers, socks, ice cube trays, taco bell deals and a limited edition Stanley Cup.

876
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:52,940
That's sure going to become a collectible at your local high school.

877
01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:55,260
So I didn't say that, the article did.

878
01:02:55,260 --> 01:03:05,280
So anyhow, I'm moving to try the chips, but all the other stuff I don't really, you know,

879
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:06,280
the hot sauce maybe.

880
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:09,040
What do you think about the hot sauce Rob?

881
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:12,760
Yeah, I think I'd at least try it.

882
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:18,320
I would try it too because Baja Blast with the Habanero does sound appealing to me.

883
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:19,320
What do you think?

884
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:24,840
Yeah, yeah, I think it just might win.

885
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:28,480
If it's done right, I think it's going to be really good and I think it will be done

886
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:29,480
right.

887
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:32,880
You know, Mountain Dew is a pretty well thought product.

888
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:38,620
I mean they've expanded into these energy drinks and all these other flavors, the Code

889
01:03:38,620 --> 01:03:39,880
Red and all that stuff.

890
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,800
The people go nuts all over.

891
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:47,200
So I'm thinking this will be a quality product and I think it will be good because they have

892
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:52,680
no indication of letting people down so far, I don't think.

893
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:58,200
I mean if you listen to Origins, our little segment, it tells about the origin of Mountain

894
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:02,440
Dew and it was just a mixer because the people simply didn't have a mixer to mix with their

895
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:08,480
whiskey and they came up with Mountain Dew simply as a mixer and everyone liked it.

896
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:09,480
So it started selling.

897
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:15,000
It was a regional thing and I believe it was in Kentucky or something like that.

898
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,000
I can't remember.

899
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:20,880
Well, you know, listen to the Origins when it pops up and it will be on there.

900
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:23,080
So I got another.

901
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:25,920
I like Mountain Dew with Southern Trumpet.

902
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:27,200
That is good.

903
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,200
I do like it.

904
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:29,200
Yep.

905
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:30,200
Yeah.

906
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:34,120
And let's see, what was the other one that I tried on the ship?

907
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:39,120
Oh, Mountain Dew and Vodka.

908
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,120
Wasn't bad.

909
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:41,120
Really was not bad.

910
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:42,120
That's a little.

911
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:47,440
Yeah, I mean I was just trying different things and I was trying some of the higher end vodkas

912
01:04:47,440 --> 01:04:53,440
and I was like, hmm, I want to try it with, I think it's called Starry now.

913
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:59,040
I think Sierra Mist, they got into a copyright infringement with Sierra Mist or something

914
01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:00,080
like that.

915
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,000
Someone else had the name, I guess.

916
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:06,480
So PepsiCo had to like suddenly, if I remember correctly, if I read it correctly, this is

917
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:07,480
what I believe happened.

918
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,000
If I'm wrong, I'm sorry.

919
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,440
But I think it's like a copyright infringement deal.

920
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:17,360
Someone else had the name and they had immediately changed from Sierra Mist to Starry.

921
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:20,400
So, I think it was that Starry product that they have.

922
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:21,520
I tried the vodka with that.

923
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:22,520
It wasn't very well.

924
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:27,760
And then I was like, you know, hey, at certain places at stations in the cruise ship, they

925
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:28,760
had Mountain Dew.

926
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:31,680
And I was like, hey, let's try Mountain Dew with that vodka.

927
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:33,880
And it was actually pretty stellar.

928
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:34,880
I liked it.

929
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:39,360
And real quick here while we're talking about food stuff.

930
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:43,480
Times Square will soon be home to the world's largest hot dog sculpture.

931
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:50,080
The exhibit titled Hot Dog in the City will stand at 65 feet tall and feature animatronics.

932
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:55,880
The creatures say the work is a symbol of issues around consumption, class and capitalism.

933
01:05:55,880 --> 01:06:02,920
Okay, well, they're trying to teach us a lesson with the giant hot dog, Rob.

934
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:03,920
How do you like that?

935
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:04,920
Yeah.

936
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:05,920
Yeah.

937
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:06,920
You bad capitalists.

938
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,600
This is a big hot dog to show you guys.

939
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,800
Boy, we got them good.

940
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:16,480
Rob, I turned to you.

941
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:17,480
Yeah.

942
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:18,480
Yeah.

943
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:19,480
All right.

944
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:23,480
They're like kale and man buns.

945
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:32,240
New metal stars, Limp Bizkit's prayers were answered this weekend by an angel.

946
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:35,240
Country superstar Jelly Roll.

947
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:42,600
Okay, maybe that's taking things a little too far, but Jelly Roll was the savior for

948
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:46,360
the infamous rock band during a festival performance.

949
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:54,040
Limp Bizkit was performing on stage at Welcome to Rockville in Daytona Beach over the weekend

950
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:56,040
when the epic moment occurred.

951
01:06:56,040 --> 01:07:03,800
Mid-song of the band's cover of Behind Blue Eyes, written by The Who.

952
01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:11,240
Bizkit finger-fingered Thursday or started asking for a sign.

953
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:15,960
He even asked the audience to pray for an angel to save him.

954
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:21,120
And would you know it, Jelly Roll was there to answer.

955
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:27,880
I personally like, I don't like most of the new music, but I like Jelly Roll.

956
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:32,280
I think Jelly Roll has a unique sound.

957
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:38,560
He's got a great voice and he comes up with interesting music, not just garbage, not just

958
01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:44,560
stuff that I just consider soulless and emotionless stuff, bragging about yourself or whatever.

959
01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:47,400
He has really good songs, in my opinion.

960
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:48,400
I like him.

961
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:49,400
Yeah, he does.

962
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:50,400
Yeah.

963
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:51,400
And his voice is really good.

964
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:52,400
Was that it, Rob?

965
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:53,400
Yeah, that was it.

966
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:54,400
Okay.

967
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,040
Well, do we want to go anymore?

968
01:07:56,040 --> 01:08:02,720
Do we want to cap this bitch off, tie a bow on it and call it good?

969
01:08:02,720 --> 01:08:06,320
That's all I've got.

970
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:10,160
Let me see if I've got some odds and ends to clear up here, if you've got a minute.

971
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:11,160
Yeah.

972
01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:14,160
Okay, let's see.

973
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:17,760
Here's one I haven't got to, I've had for quite a while.

974
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:22,320
Nah, I'm not going to go in there.

975
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:23,760
I was kind of, hang on here.

976
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:24,760
Okay, sorry.

977
01:08:24,760 --> 01:08:28,920
I'm going through some old stuff here because I went through everything too.

978
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:31,520
So, hey, okay.

979
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:36,480
And Artisan Roastery based in Finnish capital has introduced a coffee blend that has been

980
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:41,320
developed by artificial intelligence in a trial in which it's hoped that technology

981
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:47,160
can ease the workload in a sector that traditionally prides itself on manual work.

982
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:53,740
It is only apt that the Helensky based coffee roastery, Alconic Blend, was launched this

983
01:08:53,740 --> 01:08:59,640
week in Finland, a Nordic nation of 5.6 million people that consumes the most coffee in the

984
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:05,160
world at 12 kilograms per capita annually, according to the International Coffee Organization.

985
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:06,160
Who knew?

986
01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:09,800
Who knew they had an international coffee organization?

987
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:10,800
The blend-

988
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,800
I didn't ever believe it.

989
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:13,800
I didn't either.

990
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:15,200
Well, okay, now we know.

991
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:23,040
So the blend, an AI packed mixture with four types of beans dominated by Brazil's velvety

992
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:29,960
Frazana Pahal, is the end result of the joint project by Kofi Finland's third biggest coffee

993
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:35,240
roastery and local AI consultory, ELEV.

994
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:44,240
Leveraging models and chat GPT have worked together for this blend.

995
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:50,240
It should suit copy enthusiast taste, pursuing the boundaries of conventional flavor combinations,

996
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:59,600
ELEV, the AI company, stated, Kofi's roastery managing director and founder, Savant Hef,

997
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:04,760
told the Associated Press on Saturday that the two partners wanted to trial how AI and

998
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:11,080
its different tools could be of help in coffee roasting, a traditional artisan profession

999
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:13,760
highly valued in Finland.

1000
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:16,240
So there you go.

1001
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:19,440
Go get some AI coffee.

1002
01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:23,080
You might as well, before they kill us all, have some of their coffee.

1003
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:24,080
Right?

1004
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:25,080
Right.

1005
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:26,080
All right.

1006
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:31,520
With that, I think we're going to say, oh, hi Grandma Opal.

1007
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:32,520
Hi Jimmy.

1008
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,520
Hi Ricky.

1009
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:34,520
Hi Grandma.

1010
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:35,520
Hi Jimmy.

1011
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:36,520
Hi Ricky.

1012
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:37,520
Dodge City, Kansas.

1013
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:38,520
Rah rah.

1014
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:39,520
You guys got some rain.

1015
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:42,520
Very happy for you.

1016
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:44,280
Hopefully that weed will come in now.

1017
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:46,960
So anyhow, love you guys.

1018
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:51,560
Thank you for being the breadbasket of America, even if no one else thanks you, I do.

1019
01:10:51,560 --> 01:11:00,200
So every time I look down at my Wonder Bread, I thank Grandma Opal, Jimmy and Ricky.

1020
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:01,200
Don't you?

1021
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:02,200
Yes.

1022
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:03,200
That was very convincing, Rob.

1023
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:04,200
You had me at go.

1024
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:05,200
All right, man.

1025
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:06,200
Everybody, thank you for listening.

1026
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:07,200
Good night, assholes.

1027
01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,200
Good night, assholes.

1028
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:20,560
Oh no, looks like the show's over, kids.

1029
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:25,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1030
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,400
Fear not, assholes.

1031
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:39,200
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.