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The Daily Deucebag Pledge.

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Here at Two Deucebags in a Microphone, we don't stand behind our journalistic integrity.

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Go ahead and assume we got the story wrong. At least we admit it.

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Not like all those other guys, we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone.

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We Talk.

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Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

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A belly dancer in Spain.

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Belly danced for 48 hours beating the old world record by 5 hours.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Dirt and apocalypse, don't forget the nuts.

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Hickory nuts that is.

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Yeah, we know, Hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love.

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Everyone loves the Hickory trees. They cut them down and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats.

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They smoke them and it's a fantastic deal.

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But little does anyone know about the Hickory nuts.

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Dirt and apocalypse Hickory nuts could be the best thing you can find.

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Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted or added to various recipes.

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Their rich buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet and savory dishes.

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You can use Hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto or even a unique Hickory nut milk.

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There are five types of Hickory nuts.

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Bitter nut Hickory, Shag Bark Hickory, Pig Nut Hickory, Mockernut Hickory and Smooth Bark Hickory.

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Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around Missouri and surrounding areas.

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So, Dirt and Apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts.

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Hi all, this is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. You can't touch me.

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Oh yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer bitch.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

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You are dressed like an assistant debate coach at an Ohio State middle school.

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Two douchebags and microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Alright, Rob, how are you doing today?

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I'm doing good. Doing really good.

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Good, good, good.

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I had a good day.

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Good, good. Well, today is Mother's Day. You guys won't know this. I mean, well, you know it because I just said it.

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But we're recording this Mother's Day. And anyhow, did you get a chance to see your mom at all, Rob, or not?

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I called her.

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Okay, good, good. Alright.

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I spent pretty much the day with Shannon, so.

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Okay, good, good.

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Alright, sounds like good Mother's Day.

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Yeah, it was relaxing.

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That's cool. Good. That's good to hear.

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So, yep, I'm doing much better than yesterday.

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Yesterday I got into a coughing fit and could not quit.

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So the show is a little bit shorter than normal.

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And a lot of it was being paused.

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And the stuff that you do here is just the stuff that I couldn't get.

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So, like Rob was talking and I couldn't cut him off or whatever, you know.

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So, anyhow, we'll see how it turns out.

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I may put this one first and then try to doctor the other one up.

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I had one hell of a cold flu, sinus, with a little extra, I don't know,

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pollen count in there, I don't know.

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It was horrible yesterday.

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And you guys will hear some of it, so, anyhow.

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You know, the sun had a huge, as once in every 30 years, huge geometrical storm.

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This storm is so potent that people as far south as Florida got to witness

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the spectacular northern lights.

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Did you get to see any, Rob?

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I did not stay up late enough.

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We got done last night.

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I went to bed, dude.

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I was sicker than a dog, so I wanted to, but I couldn't.

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And then, oh, go ahead, what?

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Well, here they were supposed to be between 10 p.m. and 2 a.m.

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We got done about 9.30.

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I said, no, it's bedtime.

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I'll miss them both nights.

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If I felt good, I probably would have stayed up until midnight at the most.

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Hum with you, Rob.

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With my alarm, you know, with my body alarm and everything,

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I'm not lucky to make it to 10 o'clock anymore, man.

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So I get it, Rob.

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And then, turn around on Sunday, I wake up at 6.30.

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Yep, I used to all the time.

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Come on, man.

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Oh, I drive Val Nuts.

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I got all this energy in the morning, and she's like looking at me like,

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what the hell, what's wrong with this guy?

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Did he like buy some cocaine or something?

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I don't do it anymore now that I work more afternoon and evening.

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I don't do it anymore, but man, I used to.

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And I had most energy in the morning, did you?

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I get more done in the mornings than I do the afternoons.

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I mean, just going on all cylinders.

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because I'd try to be quiet, but I couldn't.

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Too bad I didn't have that podcast back then.

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Mornings would have been perfect to do it.

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Well, the one we did the other day in the morning, I thought turned out pretty good.

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Yeah, I liked it.

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We were a slightly different tempo during the day, would you agree?

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Well, yeah, I'm not all wore out, you know.

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We'll probably do more of them as we have to adjust our schedules and all that.

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Okay, well, anyhow, there have been thousands of really good pictures

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and videos of these lights from Georgia to Mississippi to Missouri

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to all points north and south in between.

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as in the northern lights, right?

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So northern lights are caused by coronal mass ejections

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or explosions of plasma and magnetic material shooting out of the sun,

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colliding with the Earth's magnetic field,

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as those ejections known as CMEs smack into our magnetic field.

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Currents send particles into the north and south poles.

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So in other words, I don't know.

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Sounds good to me, whatever it is.

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and we've got some sort of magnetic field,

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and I guess that's just like the sparks that are created

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when whatever shards out of the sun comes over and hits us,

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Does that sound good?

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Okay, so today is Mother's Day, like we said.

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So a huge thank you to all the wonderful mamas out there.

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You guys are the bread of life.

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You are the everything.

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Yes, thank you, Mom.

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Yeah, thank you, Mom, and all the moms out there.

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You give us life, and you wipe our ass.

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That's a perfect human being, isn't it?

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Yes, it is.

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Yeah, and also dinner.

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What the hell else?

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So anyhow, if your mother has a sweet tooth,

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you could find her a box of new fruity Cheerios.

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That's right, the very unfun adult cereal

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is now trying to find its sense of humor.

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and mango Cheerios as well.

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Suddenly Cheerios sounds fun with the new younger hit varieties,

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don't you agree?

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I mean, I've never been a really big fan of Cheerios.

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They're kind of a boring cereal.

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somehow processed or whatever.

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and peach mango Cheerios sounds kind of good.

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Yeah, that does.

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So anyhow, if your mom has a sweet tooth,

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maybe you should get her some of those, just a suggestion.

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How about some AGO fully loaded waffles?

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I'm not a mom, but that sounds great to me.

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What about you?

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Fully loaded waffles, but in an AGO.

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That's like up there with lasagna almost.

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Are you talking about loaded with every breakfast food?

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Yes, that's what I'm talking about.

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What's coffee?

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Marvelous.

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That's up there with lasagna, wouldn't you say?

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Yes, it's gotta be.

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Yeah, because lasagna is like the holy grail.

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I mean, lasagna is on the Mount Rushmore of food.

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I mean, it's like one of...

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It should be its own food group.

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So, okay, so how about you get your mom's insulin jab ready

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when you go by Burger King and grab her a cotton candy cloud?

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You want to know what this beautiful creation is, Rob?

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Sure.

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Okay, this blended iced drink tastes and looks like cotton candy.

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Be sure to put your mom in a diabetic coma,

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so keep the ozempic and insulin in reach and distance

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when you give her this treat.

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Okay, not wanting to jab your mom with a needle.

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You can always get her...

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That doesn't sound very appealing, does it?

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Yeah, I know.

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And it's like, Mom, I'm sorry I over sugared you.

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Hang on, let me go get this needle,

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and I'll give you some insulin,

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because your body obviously tried to shut down on you

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because I sugar coma'd you.

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and I understand, and you're not into jabbing your mom with a needle.

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I get that.

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Try the new Popeyes Golden BBQ Chicken Sandwich.

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I'm a fan without even trying one,

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because Popeyes and chicken sandwiches have a superb track record.

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Remember their crispy chicken sandwich,

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their spicy chicken sandwich that was so good?

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That is on the Mount Rushmore sandwiches, right?

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I'm like, okay, I don't have to try it.

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I don't even have to look at it.

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I know I want that, and I know I'm going to love it.

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and your mom really doesn't need 10 pounds of sugar at one setting,

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then try some Little Caesar Crazy Puffs.

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That's right, Little Caesar's, as in pizza, Crazy Puffs.

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This new product, it looks like round quiche,

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but it's with dough and with mozzarella cheese and pizza sauce mixed right in,

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and then it is drizzled over the top with a delicious butter garlic sauce.

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Sounds good to me.

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Oh, yeah, my mom would love that.

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Oh, man, my mom would love that, Val would love that, I would love that.

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Everybody I know would love that.

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That sounds like...

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I don't know why I have to try them before I could say

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that could be on the Mount Rushmore food, too, but you know.

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Maybe you just take her out for some good old food and drink for Mother's Day.

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And before I quit all this Mother Day father, oh, father, not father,

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I would like to say a good mother lets you lick the beater.

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A really good mother turns the beater off first.

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True.

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Yes.

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True.

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All right, Rob, you got something, and then we'll go to break after your story.

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And then I have some weird questions that was sent to me in an email,

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and this guy knows this really well.

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He's asking me and you...

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He says his name is Spartacus...

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from New Hampshire.

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But anyhow, go ahead with your story, and then we'll take a break,

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and then we're going to come back with these Spartacus's question,

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Spartacus from New Hampshire's questions to me and you.

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Okay, that's got my interest.

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He's got specific questions for you.

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Let's wait.

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Okay, go ahead.

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Okay, so for Mother's Day, I have to come up with a Mother's Day story.

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All right.

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I'm going to make every mother that listens to our show feel better about themselves.

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Hi, Grandma Opal.

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Hi, Jimmy.

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Hi, Ricky.

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Hi, Grandma.

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Hi, Jimmy.

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Hi, Ricky.

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We know Opal is a mother, so...

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Yeah, yeah, yes.

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Dodge City got some rain.

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Go ahead, I'm sorry.

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Yeah, yeah, they ought to be happy.

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Yeah.

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Well, I'm going to tell you about the five worst moms in history.

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I love it already.

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Okay, first up we have Mary Ball Washington.

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America's grandmother, Mary Ball Washington, as the mother of the first U.S. President,

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George Washington, could give any modern day tiger mom a run for her money with her iron

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willed parenting style.

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Born in 1708 in Virginia, Mary was a widow managing a plantation and raising five children

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by the time she was 35.

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Wow.

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While George was off making history, Mary was at home killing letters that my world

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started with George's sin money and occasionally implying that his revolutionary activities

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were giving her great errors.

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Some historians like James Thomas Flexner often describe her as demanding and somewhat

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possessive.

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Half mommy dearest and half helicopter mother.

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She'd crawl onto her son's purse strings like a general stargizing over territory.

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Wow.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I guess she was wanting for the money, yeah, she was, whatever she, each giver she would

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have.

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Wow.

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That's an interesting story.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Okay, and next one, okay, bear with me on this.

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Okay.

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This is from China.

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Okay.

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So Wu, Scythian, I'm just going to call her Wu.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.

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I don't know Chinese names worth a damn either, so what, yeah.

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Wu sounds great.

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I can handle Wu.

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I can too.

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China's only female emperor, 1624 to 705, may have aced the imperial exams of political

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savvy and ruthlessness, but when it came to motherhood, let's just say she wasn't winning

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any parenting awards.

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Early in her ascent within the imperial court, Wu gave birth to a daughter in 637 AD who

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died shortly after birth under suspicious circumstances.

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Wu accused Empress Wang, the waning empress, of murdering the child.

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The accusation led to the deposition and removal of Empress Wang from the court signifying

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altering the power dynamics within the palace and sharing Wu's path to greater influence.

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Okay.

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So they still don't know who killed that girl.

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Okay.

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But it looks like she did.

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Yeah, because back then, you know, postpartum depression is real and it makes mothers do

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crazy stuff like that.

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And they didn't have it diagnosed back then, so who knows, you know?

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That's true, but yeah, it sounds like she did it to gain power.

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I was giving her the benefit of the doubt, but yeah, I agree.

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So it was probably to gain power.

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Okay, next.

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Queen Victoria.

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Queen Victoria, known for her 60-year reign, had a topical relationship with her nine

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children.

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Victoria's view of motherhood was ambivalent at best.

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She once admitted to having the greatest horror of having children and would rather have none.

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Alas, she ended up having nine, though she didn't enjoy any bit of it.

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Pregnancy was particularly loathsome to her, describing in her letters as being like a

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dog or a cow.

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Wow.

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Yeah, there goes Mother of the Year.

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Yeah.

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Well, you know, the headline of this matches it, so go ahead.

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Okay, next.

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We have Henrietta Heddy Green, known as the Wicke of Wall Street.

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Heddy Green was one of the wealthiest women in America during the 19th century.

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However, her obsession with money and frugality extended to her children, whom she neglected

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emotionally and deprived of proper upbringing in pursuit of financial gain.

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Green's son, Edward Holland Robinson Green, was a victim of Heddy's obsession with hoarding

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money, which led her to deprive Edward of basic necessities, including proper medical

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care.

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When he was nine, Edward injured a knee in a flooding accident.

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Green, of course, refused to take him to the doctor because that would mean spending money.

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And as a teen, Edward's leg became infected and gangrenous.

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Green, again, refused to seek proper medical treatment and instead opted for homemade ointments,

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which led to the ultimate amputation of Edward's leg.

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He would spend the rest of his life limping on a cork prosthetic leg.

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I would not...I would be really pissed.

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What about you?

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Oh my God.

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I would take off my leg and beat her with it.

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I told you I was bringing the five worst mothers.

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You're right.

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Wouldn't you like...

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Every mother listening to us all feel good about themselves.

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I would unscrew my prosthetic leg and beat her with it because I know they're like heavy

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wood back then.

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So anyhow, go ahead.

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It was made out of cork.

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Oh, it was made out of cork.

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That's right.

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Oh, shit.

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He couldn't even do that.

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It'd be like Heather with a swimming noodle.

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Yeah.

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She'd be like, what are you doing?

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I'm trying to hurt you.

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I'm pissing you.

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You see?

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People call me corky.

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It's not funny.

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Okay, finally.

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All right.

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And I'm going to have to say this should be number one.

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Okay.

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Mary Ann Cotton.

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Mary Ann Cotton gave Medea a run for her money.

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Cotton was an English serial killer who targeted those close to her for financial gain, earning

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the nickname The Black Widow.

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You heard her?

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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But I mean, it's been used a lot over history, but she's the original, I guess.

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It's believed she poisoned up to 21 people, including multiple husbands, at least 11 of

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her own 13 children, promoted with financial gain through life insurance.

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Cotton would pay out policies on her victims and payouts after their deaths.

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She primarily used arsenic, commonly used in the Victorian England, as a weapon of choice

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because it caused symptoms similar to various illnesses, making it challenging to detect

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as a poison.

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Authorities have suspicious about Cotton for years due to the unusual number of deaths

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in her family.

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However, concrete evidence was lacking until the death of her stepson, Charles Everton,

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when a stronger case was built leading to her conviction and subsequent execution by

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hanging in 1873.

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Oh, wow.

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So that is the original Black Widow.

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I've heard of that story before, but I didn't know that was the original Black Widow.

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Wow.

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Yeah, that was, yeah, that was, yeah, she was hung in 1873.

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So yeah, that's the original.

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Wow.

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Well, you know how, you know, a Black Widow, you know what a Black Widow does, right?

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The spider.

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Right, right.

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You know, she mates with a male, and then she kills a male and eats it.

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Yeah.

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So that's how, you know, that's why they call women that are, you know, have done stuff

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like that a Black Widow in case anyone was wondering.

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I think everybody knew that, but if you didn't, well, there you go.

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So, all right, that was great, Rob.

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Thank you.

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There you go, ladies.

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Feel good about yourselves.

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Yep, happy Mother's Day.

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All right.

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Let's take our first break.

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We're going to come back.

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Spartacus, which I'm sure is not his real name, from New Hampshire, sent us some questions,

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and he knows us really well, Rob.

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All right.

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Okay.

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All right.

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And he says, you know what, I'll just say it all when we come back.

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We'll be right back in a little bit.

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Yep.

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All right.

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Jim X.

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What the hell happened?

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You were the generation of change.

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You never wanted to be one of them.

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At the theater.

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Spoke for you.

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Hunk the man.

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Hunk the system.

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What the hell happened?

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The generation of angst, the generation of noncompliance is now buying a boat.

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You're really fed up until someone dangled a dollar near you.

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Great job, Xers.

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Everything's ruined.

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Tomorrow morning, while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember

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to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

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It really hurts.

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Who can afford plastic surgery?

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Stay safe, everyone.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Should I record frog sounds in the summer, then play them when it's zero degrees on my

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ring doorbell for the Amazon guy?

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Yeah, that sounds like fun.

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Two dish bags and microphone in an effort to keep everything fresh.

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We offer you first world problems.

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Oh shit, look at that drive-thru wine.

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Surely, they wouldn't expect me to actually have to go in.

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This sucks.

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Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bevo

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is listening to this film.

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Have you ever wondered where something came from?

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Have you ever looked at something and said, hey, I wonder what the origin of that is?

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Well, so have we.

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That's why we gave you The Origin of.

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The Origin of Knee-high Soft Drinks.

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Claude Hatcher overheard a route salesman enter the plant one day and describe the

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competitor's tall bottle as being knee-high.

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Knee-high originated with the Cherokella Company in Columbus, Georgia by Claude Hatcher in 1912.

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And I am Rob.

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OK, this guy that says his name is Spartacus from supposedly New Hampshire too.

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I don't think his name is Spartacus.

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He might be from New Hampshire, but anyhow, whatever.

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He knows us really well, Rob.

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And he has questions for us.

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And this is going to be an ongoing thing.

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He says that these are just the start to preliminary questions, but he has some coming up that are much more deep.

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But he wants to start us out with the rather lighthearted ones.

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But just by these questions, he knows us really well.

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OK, so the first question is for Rob.

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Rob, what is your favorite segment spoof?

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I guess he calls them spoofs of the show.

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And we're talking about the promos and the bits and stuff like that.

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He calls them...

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Man, there are so many I like.

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See, he knew to hit you with that.

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Because I have my answer.

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I know what my favorite is.

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But he didn't ask me.

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Right, right.

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Yeah, see, I like so many of them.

506
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000
I love them all, too.

507
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,000
I'm sorry he's part of it.

508
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000
He knew to ask you that.

509
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:50,000
Because if he asked me, I would say news no one gives a shit about.

510
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000
That right now is my favorite.

511
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,000
I love that.

512
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,000
I just think it's so good to find these stupid news stories that nobody gives a shit about.

513
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:03,000
And then the other one that I'm really proud of, or there are two latter ones, is First World Problems.

514
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
I love that.

515
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,000
Yeah, see, my prom is, it hit me right now.

516
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,000
So I'm trying to go back and think of all of them right now.

517
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:20,000
I mean, there's Deep Thoughts, Things Overheard in Hell, Ramblings of a Madman with Rob Radd.

518
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000
I mean...

519
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000
I like them all.

520
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Oh, you do? And then there's like, oh, the good old Strange Insults from an Alien, which kicked off the segment section.

521
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000
That was the first one that we came up with.

522
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,000
And then it was Island of Horrible Jokes.

523
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,000
But I love the concept of Island of Horrible Jokes.

524
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:42,000
Okay, you're out stranded in the ocean.

525
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000
And you're on a little paddle boat.

526
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000
Sharks are chasing you and trying to eat you.

527
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:49,000
And you find this island.

528
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Beautiful.

529
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
There's Wild Bordahut and everything.

530
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000
But there's one stipulation.

531
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000
It's the Island of Horrible Jokes.

532
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:02,000
So while you're there, you have to hear horrible jokes repeated over and over.

533
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,000
So, but at least the shark's not eating you.

534
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000
So anyhow.

535
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000
Yeah.

536
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000
So you don't have one? Is that just a...

537
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:15,000
Like I said, I like so many, pretty much all of them.

538
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000
Okay.

539
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000
Beautiful.

540
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:22,000
Okay, and I even have a favorite one that I've ever did.

541
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000
It is Deep...

542
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000
I'm talking about a single one.

543
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,000
Deep Thoughts with Mark.

544
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Axel Rose is such a good childhood therapist.

545
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000
I hope he writes another book.

546
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,000
Yeah, I mean...

547
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000
That's my favorite.

548
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Oh, that and...

549
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000
I like pretty much all of them.

550
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000
I mean, there's so many of them.

551
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:44,000
And the Kim Jung Un is playing Santa at the mall.

552
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Yeah.

553
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000
That's the other one that I... anyhow.

554
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000
Okay, the question was for you, not me.

555
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000
So I'm sorry.

556
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000
Yeah, yeah.

557
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,000
He got me on that one.

558
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000
I knew he would.

559
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000
When I read that, I'm like, that's fucking brilliant.

560
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,000
The guy knows you.

561
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,000
Okay, next one.

562
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,000
Mark.

563
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Tuborg Gold or Lowembrow?

564
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000
That is such a me question, Rob.

565
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000
Is that not a me question?

566
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Yes, that is.

567
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Lowembrow.

568
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000
And here's why.

569
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,000
Tuborg Gold was great too.

570
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:15,000
But Lowembrow was a darker beer and it was the first foil beer.

571
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,000
I mean, I think it was even before Mikolov, wasn't it?

572
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000
I think so.

573
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,000
Yeah.

574
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,000
I think it was.

575
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,000
Yeah, I don't even know if they sell it anymore.

576
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000
I'll have to look it up later.

577
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,000
But Lowembrow had the foil top on it.

578
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
And hang on, let me look.

579
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000
I'm pretty sure.

580
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,000
So Lowembrow...

581
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,000
It was good.

582
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000
Yeah, I liked it.

583
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000
And it was a darker beer.

584
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,000
It wasn't like, you know, Guinness, but it wasn't a lager either.

585
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000
I really liked it.

586
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,000
And I think this guy knew that Lowembrow was going to be my favorite.

587
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:48,000
But anyhow, I loved them both.

588
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000
So anyhow, that was a fantastic question.

589
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:58,000
And the mere fact that he asked me and not you that, no, he knows us.

590
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,000
He's listened to us.

591
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Yes, he's listened to us and examined us.

592
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000
So Spartacus...

593
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,000
Dude, you're knocking him out of the park.

594
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Okay, it is still sold.

595
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000
And it's a German...

596
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Lowembrow stands for Lion's Brew in German.

597
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,000
And it's a German brewery.

598
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:25,000
And let's see, wow.

599
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Do, do, do, do.

600
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,000
I believe they still sell it from what I can tell.

601
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,000
The official website is in German, so I can't go there.

602
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000
So anyhow.

603
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
Okay, all right, Lowembrow.

604
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
But Tuborg Gold was really good too.

605
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,000
And I don't even think they make Tuborg Gold anymore.

606
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:49,000
But that was another beer, but it wasn't a foil beer and it wasn't a darker beer.

607
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:55,000
It was more of a traditional premium white beer or whatever.

608
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
So anyhow.

609
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Okay, the next question for Rob.

610
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:02,000
Pinball or tabletop hockey?

611
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000
Pinball.

612
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Me too.

613
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Pinball.

614
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Wasn't that a great one?

615
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,000
Yes.

616
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Yeah.

617
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Pinball because it was just, you could do it by yourself or with somebody.

618
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Tabletop hockey, you had to have another player.

619
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Right.

620
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000
And it was fun, but you couldn't always find one of them.

621
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:25,000
So I mean, you're always, you know, if you're like me, you're always playing pinball.

622
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000
So, okay, cool.

623
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
Yeah.

624
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000
All right, Mark.

625
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,000
Bubble up or squirt?

626
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000
Squirt.

627
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Bubble up was really good.

628
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:40,000
And whenever I find bubble up in the bottles, they still make bubble up, the original formula

629
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,000
with pure cane sugar and natural ingredients.

630
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000
And it is fantastic.

631
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:52,000
But I've always liked the kind of grapefruit kind of citrus flavor of squirt.

632
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,000
And squirt also makes a great mixer too.

633
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,000
It's kind of like Tom Collins mix, right?

634
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,000
So squirt, but also low bubble up.

635
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,000
But that was a great question for me.

636
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Yeah, it was.

637
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,000
All right, Rob.

638
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Frisbee or hide and seek?

639
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000
Frisbee.

640
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Hide and seek for me, but Frisbee is great too.

641
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:21,000
I played many hours Frisbee with my buddies.

642
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Yep, or hacky sack.

643
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Remember that?

644
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Yeah, yeah.

645
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Well, he asked.

646
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Technically it would be hacky sack, but he said Frisbee.

647
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,000
So yeah, I played a lot of Frisbee when I was younger.

648
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:42,000
With our sweats and with the calves, rolled up pasture calves?

649
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
No, actually I never did.

650
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
I never did.

651
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000
In jeans and cowboy boots.

652
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:51,000
Oh, like jeans and shoes or some sort of Tenny runner somehow.

653
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:58,000
But yeah, but most of the hacky sack players dressed like that because they were stoners.

654
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Yeah.

655
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Anyhow.

656
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
All right, Mark.

657
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000
I dream of Jeannie or Gilligan's Island.

658
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,000
Gilligan's Island all day, even though Jeannie was hot.

659
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000
But so was Mary Ann.

660
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:18,000
Matter of fact, Mary Ann or Jeannie?

661
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Mary Ann.

662
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Mary Ann, same here.

663
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Wow.

664
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000
Okay.

665
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Jane Jane girl.

666
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Yep.

667
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Yeah, she was just fantastic with that plaid checkered shirt that was tied exposing her

668
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000
belly button.

669
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:35,000
Oh, yeah.

670
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Don't get much better than that.

671
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
All righty.

672
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Rob, Stucky's or Waffle House?

673
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,000
Waffle House.

674
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Yeah.

675
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Stucky's was cool and everybody loves the Stucky's log.

676
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Remember those?

677
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
Yeah.

678
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Yeah.

679
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,000
I've always been more of a Waffle House person.

680
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Me too.

681
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000
The only thing I didn't like.

682
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:03,000
You go in there at three o'clock in the morning, drink one cup of coffee and you're sober,

683
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000
dude.

684
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000
You're not kidding.

685
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000
That shit that they served was so strong.

686
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,000
I mean, it made meth look like a starter drug.

687
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
That's how strong that shit was.

688
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,000
Man, yeah, that stuff was something else.

689
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,000
The only thing I didn't like about Waffle House was this.

690
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000
You could not get gravy there.

691
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,000
They would smother your hash browns with chili, but no gravy.

692
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
That's true.

693
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000
That's true.

694
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:31,000
That's the only thing I didn't like about them.

695
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
But that's where I can go to Stucky's.

696
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Stucky's had great sausage gravy.

697
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Big chunks of sausage in them.

698
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
But I liked Waffle House better.

699
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Their omelets and everything to me was better.

700
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:51,000
We had a Waffle House there in Belton and there's Waffle House in Grandview.

701
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Yeah, yeah.

702
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Did you ever have the T-bone steak and eggs?

703
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Yes.

704
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000
That was one of my favorites.

705
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Oh my God, yeah.

706
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:11,000
As a matter of fact, for a few years, Denise worked at Grandview Waffle House for years.

707
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Okay, Denise, your ex?

708
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,000
Yeah.

709
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Oh, okay.

710
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,000
Is she doing all right or do you know anything about her?

711
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Yeah, she's doing fine.

712
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Oh, good.

713
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,000
She's out and we sell it and she's doing good.

714
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,000
No, that's good to hear.

715
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
She was always really nice.

716
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:33,000
Yeah, Ray, my son and his girlfriend, despite being awesome, peculiar.

717
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000
Oh, cool.

718
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,000
And is Ray her son?

719
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Yeah.

720
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
Oh, okay.

721
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000
She milded.

722
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Okay, cool.

723
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Well, that's good to hear.

724
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Awesome.

725
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Okay, Mark, Guy's Green Onion or Kitty Clover Sour Cream and Chive?

726
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
That is a close one.

727
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
Do you remember Kitty Clover?

728
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Yeah, yeah, I do, but I got to go Guy's.

729
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,000
I got to go Guy's Green Onion, too.

730
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000
No, no, no.

731
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000
I got to go Guy's Green Onion, too.

732
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Those things were superb.

733
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:08,000
But Kitty Clover Sour Cream and Chive was really close.

734
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:13,000
If you couldn't get the Guy's Green Onion, you could go Kitty Clover Sour Cream and Chive,

735
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
and it was almost as good.

736
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:25,000
And then final of this batch of questions, Rob, O. Henry or Chunky?

737
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000
O. Henry.

738
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:32,000
So you didn't like the square chunks of chocolate, Chunky?

739
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Or you liked O. Henry better?

740
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000
I did, but I liked O. Henry's better.

741
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000
O. Henry's were good.

742
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,000
I think I like him a little bit better, too.

743
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000
Okay, cool.

744
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000
Well, that's it of this batch.

745
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
He says he has more.

746
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000
So Spartacus from...

747
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Thank you, Spartacus.

748
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Yeah, thank you.

749
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Spartacus from New Hampshire.

750
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000
We appreciate that.

751
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000
You know us pretty well.

752
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,000
That's all I can say.

753
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Yeah, you've done your homework.

754
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,000
That's for sure.

755
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,000
You know, we used to play pranks on people, right, Rob?

756
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,000
Yeah.

757
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
We had a lot of fun doing that, too.

758
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:15,000
I mean, whether it was a phone prank to the MTV at the mall prank to...

759
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Just like introducing someone new when we're working at Justin James.

760
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:24,000
And the first thing we do is we take their hand and put it on someone's nuts real quick.

761
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,000
You know, we were just always pranking people, and that was our MO.

762
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000
People used to go, watch out for those fuckers.

763
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,000
They will prank you.

764
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,000
You know, like we'd get them really drunk and happy at work at six in the morning.

765
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:40,000
We'd wake them up at ten-tell, and they got ten minutes to get there.

766
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:48,000
We'd have their eyebrows fucking sawed off and old baby ones, painted fingernails and toes.

767
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000
That's when it wasn't acceptable.

768
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:55,000
Now, guys, kids, we're fingernail polishing stuff all the time, but anyhow.

769
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Or we'd put something on their back.

770
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:01,000
So anyhow.

771
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Yeah, you never knew.

772
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,000
This prank was rather mean.

773
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Pizza prank gone too far.

774
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,000
A Spruce Grove man harassed by pizza.

775
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:19,000
He's been sent $1,000 worth of pizza at a time.

776
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Someone would order pizzas from all over the county and send them to this guy at work and at home.

777
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,000
And this is...

778
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000
I wonder who he pissed off.

779
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000
I know, that's what I said too.

780
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:38,000
You talk about...think of all the effort that takes.

781
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:43,000
I mean, even if it's on the internet, you've got to hit all these websites up and everything.

782
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:49,000
And then you've got to, you know, you've got to put in the address and all that stuff.

783
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,000
But it was all cash on delivery.

784
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,000
So the guy that did it wasn't even paying for the pizzas.

785
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,000
This guy was getting like ten pizzas at a time from different pizza companies.

786
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,000
And he said that he pissed off a lot of delivery drivers.

787
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,000
But he said, man, he goes, I did not order these pizzas.

788
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:10,000
And I don't think this is still going on, but it went on for a couple of months.

789
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,000
And the dude was furious and he doesn't know who did it.

790
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:18,000
That is a fantastic prank, isn't it?

791
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Yeah, yeah.

792
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:25,000
So you prankster, you little trickster out there.

793
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Great job.

794
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Remember, remember the cowboy guy I used to work with that used to call me, oh, you're such a little trickster, Mark.

795
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:39,000
That I did the Cape Hulk trick to.

796
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:45,000
You know, yeah, he's got a he kind of he kind of move his little cowboy hat around.

797
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,000
You're such a trickster, Mark.

798
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,000
You're just a real humdinger, aren't you?

799
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Yeah.

800
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:55,000
OK, this guy was a real, real trickster, a real humdinger.

801
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000
He got the guy really good.

802
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Anyhow, I commend him.

803
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
That was a great job, whoever that was.

804
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,000
So, anyhow, Rob, we look to you.

805
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:11,000
OK.

806
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Eleven actor and legitimate New York City hero Steve Bishimi was the victim of a rain in the path while walking the streets of the Big Apple last week.

807
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:38,000
The 66 year old star of Fargo Reservoir Dogs and the Big Lebowski and numerous other classics was the latest celebrity to be randomly attacked in broad daylight over the last few years.

808
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Following the likes of Rick Moranis and Michael Stolberg.

809
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,000
Well, he's a pretty tough guy, too.

810
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Bishimi is not a pussy.

811
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Wow.

812
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000
No, he's not.

813
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000
He was a firefighter.

814
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Right.

815
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

816
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
I'm sorry.

817
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:06,000
According to the New York Post, Bishimi was attacked last week while walking in the Kips Bay neighborhood on the east side of Manhattan.

818
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:12,000
A bomber reportedly walked up to the actor, struck him and thread the scene.

819
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,000
The assailant has yet to be caught.

820
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,000
In the face?

821
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Bishimi is fortunately doing just fine following the attack.

822
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:31,000
He had a swollen left eye and face after the attack and was treated at Bellevue Hospital.

823
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Appointed to police, the attack occurred at 1148 A.N. on Wednesday off of Third Street.

824
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:46,000
I'm surprised Bishimi didn't run that guy down and plow his face into the concrete.

825
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:53,000
It probably caught him by surprise.

826
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:57,000
This is done on comic book.

827
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
But the story goes on.

828
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:02,000
I'm not going to go into it.

829
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:13,000
But it goes on talking about how he was a New York firefighter before he got into acting.

830
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
As a matter of fact, 9-11, he went and volunteered.

831
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:21,000
He went back and volunteered during 9-11.

832
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Yeah, he's a hero there.

833
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

834
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000
I'm surprised someone did that to Bishimi.

835
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,000
I'm surprised Bishimi didn't grab that guy and smash him in the damn pavement.

836
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000
Too bad he didn't.

837
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Right.

838
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,000
But I imagine it probably caught him off guard.

839
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000
You know what I mean?

840
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
You don't have reaction time.

841
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,000
He just walked down the street and wham.

842
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Yeah, someone just smacks you in the eye.

843
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
First thing you're doing is covering yourself up and going,

844
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Fuck, what happened?

845
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
The guy was gone by then.

846
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Anyhow, that's a real fucking asshole that did that.

847
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:56,000
What else can you say?

848
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,000
I don't know if it's the same guy, but they're the people.

849
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Yeah, there's been more than the people that you mentioned that that's happened to.

850
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
It's a weird deal.

851
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,000
I don't know if it's a psychotic thing or if it's a TikTok thing.

852
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:15,000
I don't know if it's the same person, but it's not good.

853
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,000
I don't care if you like or dislike somebody.

854
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,000
You don't go around and smack them in the head like that.

855
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,000
Yeah, well, they're doing it to celebrities.

856
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Yes, well, most of them.

857
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Not Steve Buscemi, but some other ones would be fine with me.

858
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Be fine with me.

859
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000
Anyhow.

860
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000
All right.

861
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
Let's take a break.

862
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,000
I'm going to go grab a low and brow and crack it open.

863
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
All right.

864
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
All right, we'll be right back.

865
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

866
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000
It's strange insults from an alien.

867
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,000
Real hilarious.

868
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:11,000
You have the personality of a soggy newspaper.

869
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:15,000
When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water

870
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,000
because nobody likes a stinky asshole.

871
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Oh shit, what's that over there?

872
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Oh no, it's an island of horrible jokes.

873
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,000
I can't take my dog to the lake.

874
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,000
The ducks keep attacking him.

875
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,000
That's what I get for having a purebred dog.

876
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

877
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,000
It's strange insults from an alien.

878
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
Real hilarity.

879
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,000
May, your five-year-old neighbor have all their violin lessons

880
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000
during all of your hangovers.

881
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,000
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

882
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:11,000
There's something wrong with my phone.

883
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:15,000
At age 30, you've spent a month celebrating birthdays.

884
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Hello, this is Satan.

885
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,020
You're a fucking

886
00:48:22,020 --> 00:48:28,000
Hello, this is Satan.

887
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:32,000
You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

888
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:37,000
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than

889
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:43,000
listening to two douchebags in microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

890
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:48,000
I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day.

891
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000
Enjoy.

892
00:48:50,000 --> 00:49:02,000
Oh, Lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

893
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Hey there, don't worry.

894
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000
I have a clown nose.

895
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Oh, no, that drunk guy just hit my child.

896
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000
It's okay.

897
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
I have a clown nose.

898
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:22,000
Clown nose, just put one on and you can do anything.

899
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Want to run for office?

900
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000
Murder people in public?

901
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

902
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:32,000
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

903
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Grab one today and make magic happen.

904
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,000
At two douchebags in microphone, I'm Mark.

905
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
I'm Rob.

906
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,000
All right.

907
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:53,000
Okay, I've got this new story here.

908
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:58,000
Okay, this is a thing and I kind of get it because I've been bitching about it for a while.

909
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:01,000
It's called tipping fatigue.

910
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,000
Okay?

911
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000
Hello?

912
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,000
And that's fatigue from all the people that want tip now.

913
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,000
I mean, I knew you tipped your hairdresser.

914
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:15,000
I knew you tipped the concierge at a hotel that helps you out.

915
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,000
I knew you tipped the waiter.

916
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:23,000
Your mailman, if he really goes above and beyond for you, we always give him a Christmas present.

917
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:28,000
That's our form of tipping because he's a really good mailman.

918
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:35,000
He always watches out for us and if something's gone wrong, he knows and he figures it out for us.

919
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:41,000
So we always give him a really nice gift card for Christmas and he's a really good guy.

920
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:46,000
So anyhow, all those I knew that you tipped, right?

921
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:53,000
But now, you know, like we're talking about and I have a gripe about is you're ordering to go.

922
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000
You go pick it up, right?

923
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:07,000
People are making the food and you have to walk into the establishment, talk to someone, get the food, and then leave and go home.

924
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:14,000
So why does someone deserve a tip just for having that food on a counter, right?

925
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,000
And then they give you the suggestions.

926
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000
15, 20, 25 percent.

927
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,000
It's like, fuck you.

928
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:29,000
If I leave anything, it's going to be a couple of bucks because someone that didn't really have anything to do with my order shouldn't get 20 percent or 25 percent.

929
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Pay them a little bit better.

930
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,000
I don't care.

931
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
You know, whatever.

932
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:45,000
But people have tipping fatigue because virtually since covid, everybody wants tipped before like essential workers got tipped because they were pretty much risking their life.

933
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:49,000
Right. Yeah.

934
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:59,000
Yeah. So like someone was at a restaurant and and really, you know, they're working and everyone else is like stuck at home because of covid.

935
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:05,000
People who throw them extra tips because, man, you know, they could get covid and potentially die.

936
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
So, you know, they got a little bit more.

937
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:13,000
But now that none of that is the same, you know, how come all these tips have been left on everything?

938
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Right. So anyhow, with the rapid rise of tipping culture post pandemic, consumers face more opportunities to tip for a wider range of services than ever before.

939
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,000
A trend also referred to tip creep.

940
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000
So it's tipping fatigue and tip creep.

941
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,000
And that means that tips are creeping into everything.

942
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:48,000
But recent surveys show shoppers are experienced tip fatigue and starting to go out to tipping places less because then it goes into guilt tipping.

943
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
OK.

944
00:52:50,000 --> 00:53:00,000
So when you look at this web page and you're ordering three burgers and I don't know some wings and stuff for the whole family, OK, you don't watch the football game.

945
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,000
You're going to watch a chiefs game or whatever.

946
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:11,000
You're in Jack stack and you get on that web page and it says how much would you like to tip 20 percent 25 15.

947
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:12,000
Right. OK.

948
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:17,000
If you don't do that, then that is guilt tipping.

949
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,000
If you don't do that, you feel guilty.

950
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:28,000
So you go ahead and tip and you tip a decent amount because you feel guilty for not doing it because you assume everyone else is doing it.

951
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:35,000
So when you go there to get the food, you don't want to be that guy when you walk in there grabbing your food.

952
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000
Oh, that's the guy that didn't tip us.

953
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000
OK. Looks like he's doing pretty well.

954
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Look, Jordance jeans and Nike.

955
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,000
I don't even know if they sell Jordance jeans anymore, but you know what I mean?

956
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,000
Oh, look at that necklace.

957
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:53,000
That's a high dollar necklace and that guy can't afford to throw us a couple of bucks.

958
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:59,000
So anyhow, I got to where I don't give a shit.

959
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
You know what I mean?

960
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:05,000
I'll walk in any place and if they give me a weird look or an attitude, I'll be like, fuck you, man.

961
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,000
I don't have to give you anything.

962
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:11,000
So Rob, that was pretty much the end of the story.

963
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:15,000
I could go into more of it, but I think everyone got the gist of what I'm saying.

964
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:19,000
So anyhow, Rob, it's your turn.

965
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:24,000
All right. Oh, question.

966
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Have you had any emails about my fake story?

967
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000
No, you're free.

968
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000
I'm two and one.

969
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
Yep, I'm two and one also.

970
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
So I was going to wait for you.

971
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,000
Let's go ahead and give her fake stories out sometime this week.

972
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
It could be any episode.

973
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000
I thought we weren't going to give them out anymore.

974
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000
Oh, did we stop?

975
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000
Well, that's what you said.

976
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,000
That's right.

977
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,000
That way they could come back at any time and drive us.

978
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000
Oh, yeah, that's right.

979
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000
That's what you said.

980
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000
We don't want to buy it.

981
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000
It was.

982
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,000
It was.

983
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000
I've forgotten.

984
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,000
Anyhow, okay, Rob.

985
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,000
All right.

986
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,000
But yeah, the reason why I asked is I'm going to tell you where this came from.

987
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000
Okay.

988
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,000
This came from the New York Post.

989
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:16,000
Okay.

990
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:21,000
It says, Bassett-Buris Express Shipping.

991
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:34,000
A United States Postal Service employee is accused of driving over a hundred mile an hour in a work van as she drag raced a Mustang sports car down Ohio Road last month.

992
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Newly released body cam footage shows.

993
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:56,000
The footage shows a Sandusky County police officer approached the USPS van after the driver Drew Brown, 28, was caught racing to a 60 mile an hour zone on April 21st.

994
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Is there a reason you're going a hundred to big wheels or deputy asked Brown.

995
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:09,000
I didn't realize I was going that fast, she tells the officer nonchalantly.

996
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,000
Yeah, I mean, the Mustang took off.

997
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000
We caught my attention.

998
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:19,000
And then you blew by him and I was pacing you like a hundred and five, the officer replies.

999
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,000
Wow.

1000
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:25,000
The deputy then asked her why she took off so fast.

1001
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,000
I mean, I shouldn't have Brown said.

1002
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:44,000
The USPS employee denied knowing the driver behind the Mustang wheel while the officer slammed Brown for driving around acting ridiculous on I-90.

1003
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:51,000
The deputy then tells Brown he was across from them when they both appeared to take off at a stop light.

1004
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:57,000
When I see him take off, I go, you may you have my attention.

1005
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000
And then you went by.

1006
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,000
I'm like, oh, you got to be kidding me.

1007
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000
He tells Brown.

1008
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:11,000
The officer tells Brown that the Mustang driver saw him coming up for behind did the right thing and started slow down.

1009
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:15,000
But the worker continued to speed off.

1010
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:22,000
The driver was pulled over about five miles later.

1011
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
Wow.

1012
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000
That's crazy.

1013
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,000
Yeah, it is.

1014
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:38,000
She was however made to pay a $50 fine for traffic violation and was given a verbal warning for racer.

1015
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,000
She got lucky.

1016
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Yes, she did.

1017
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
Yes, she did.

1018
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,000
Yeah, that is a felony right there.

1019
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Yes, she really got lucky.

1020
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:51,000
Real quick before I go into the next story.

1021
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,000
Drumroll.

1022
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,000
Rob.

1023
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,000
Yeah.

1024
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:03,000
We have a new United States leader of cities.

1025
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:14,000
Boardman, Oregon, we believe, has taken over Des Moines for the top US city, and they're even above Purdue, Canada.

1026
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
Wow.

1027
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,000
Yes.

1028
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:22,000
And then Des Moines is still hot and heavy on us.

1029
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:26,000
Ashburn, North Carolina, is above Kansas City.

1030
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Just barely doing really well.

1031
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:32,000
But the guy, the ones that's coming on strong, Harrisonville has always been strong.

1032
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:38,000
But Columbus, Ohio is up in the top one.

1033
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,000
Let's see.

1034
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,000
One, two, three, four, five, six.

1035
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:43,000
They're number seven.

1036
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,000
So thank you, Columbus, Ohio.

1037
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:50,000
Getting a lot of traction there for whatever reason.

1038
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,000
Thank you.

1039
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000
So I know nothing about the radio there.

1040
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,000
So I mean, I don't know.

1041
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,000
You know, I don't know if they have great radio there or crappy radio or whatever.

1042
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,000
But whatever the case is, thank you.

1043
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,000
Thank you, guys.

1044
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,000
And I've got to produce these promos.

1045
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,000
I have the bits of them.

1046
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,000
I got to put them together.

1047
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,000
And that's for every single market that we do well in.

1048
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000
We're going to thank them personally with a promo.

1049
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:16,000
So thank you, everybody.

1050
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:17,000
Everybody listening.

1051
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,000
Yes.

1052
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,000
OK, here real quick.

1053
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:27,000
Groceries are the hottest new splurge category for Gen Z and millennials.

1054
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:35,000
Younger generations spend more on groceries than any other categories, a McKinsey report says.

1055
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:40,000
But all generations are feeling the pinch of inflation at the grocery store.

1056
00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Splurging one meant spending money on buzzy restaurants, expensive vacations, and designer clothing.

1057
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:50,000
These days, what's considered splurge worthy falls into a more humble category.

1058
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:55,000
Groceries are shaping up to be a top spending priority for younger generations.

1059
00:59:55,000 --> 01:00:01,000
A February report at McKinsey and Company found.

1060
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:14,000
The firm asked over 4,000 people from Baby Boomers to Gen Z about their categories of splurging that they intend to splurge on this year.

1061
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,000
Groceries ranked highest for millennials and Gen Zers.

1062
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Outpace in restaurant, bars, travel, beauty and personal care, apparel and fitness.

1063
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:30,000
Millennials are also becoming parents, which means they spend more money on themselves, their partners and their children.

1064
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:37,000
It's a notable shift from 2018 when older generations like Baby Boomers and Gen Xers still spent more on groceries than millennials.

1065
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:44,000
So what's going on is Gen Zers and millennials are not going on lavish vacations.

1066
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:47,000
They're not buying an overpriced sports car.

1067
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000
They're not buying an overpriced loft.

1068
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,000
They're buying groceries and everything else is meager.

1069
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,000
Interesting, isn't it?

1070
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,000
Yeah, it is.

1071
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:03,000
It's interesting that they choose to celebrate life like that.

1072
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,000
You know what I mean?

1073
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:13,000
And that's fine. It just surprises me that those generations are doing that.

1074
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:16,000
I didn't think that food would come in.

1075
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:25,000
I would think that the way I thought and I guess obviously I was wrong is, oh, okay, Domino's Pizza is cheap.

1076
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,000
You know, Taco Bell is cheap.

1077
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:33,000
I thought that they would be more like getting Taco Bell and then having a nice car to go get Taco Bell in.

1078
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,000
But I guess not.

1079
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,000
All right, Rob, you got something?

1080
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,000
Yeah, I do.

1081
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,000
All righty.

1082
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,000
I'm going to jump to the Mike Tyson and Jake Paul fight.

1083
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,000
Yay, I can't wait.

1084
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:50,000
An article that I read.

1085
01:01:50,000 --> 01:02:01,000
Mike Tyson 58 has sent his upcoming boxing opponent, Jake Paul, 27, a message ahead of the fight on July 20th.

1086
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:10,000
The high-way anticipated match at the AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas will see the boxing legend come out of retirement.

1087
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:18,000
In a recent interview, American musician and host Damien Elliott warned Paul to stay clear of Tyson.

1088
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:23,000
Jake, I've known Mike since he smacked the shit out of me at 14 years old.

1089
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,000
My face has never been the same, Elliott said.

1090
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:33,000
However, Tyson pleaded with Paul and urged him to go ahead and not withdraw from the fight.

1091
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:37,000
Do it, Jake. Please. Don't listen to this man.

1092
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:41,000
Jake, don't listen to him. Please. Tyson hit back.

1093
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:48,000
It comes after Paul vowed that he or Tyson will die during the fight.

1094
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:55,000
Speaking to USA Today, Paul said, I love Mike. I'm super respectful of him.

1095
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:59,000
It's an honor to be in the ring with him, but I have to end him.

1096
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:03,000
It's war. All is fair in love and war.

1097
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:09,000
I love the guy, but as soon as it turns into a pro fight, one of us has to die.

1098
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:19,000
Do you believe it? Do you believe that? Go ahead.

1099
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:27,000
I think that if anybody could bring Tyson out of retirement, it would be Jake Paul.

1100
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:39,000
Just because of him and his brothers, the way they came in, and they just all of a sudden, boom.

1101
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:45,000
And they were all over everything. People wanted to bring him down a notch.

1102
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:50,000
Yeah, I think that's part of it. Yes, I agree with that.

1103
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:56,000
I mean, I love the idea. Mike Tyson is working out furiously.

1104
01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:03,000
He looks fantastic. How old is he? 58.

1105
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:10,000
A 58 year old man in great shape has the ability to beat a younger guy like that.

1106
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:17,000
It seems rather impossible, but if anyone could, it probably would be Mike Tyson.

1107
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:28,000
He's hard to knock out. He gets so much. I'm trying to think of how to say this.

1108
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:34,000
It's not anger. It's like determination. Tunnel vision.

1109
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:39,000
He gets tunnel vision on someone, and he just knows he's going to knock them out.

1110
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:49,000
I think he still has that in him. You and I think it's going to be a good fight, right?

1111
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Yeah, I think it's going to be a good fight, but I think Tyson's going to have to just come out and pound him like he used to do.

1112
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:06,000
Because here's my reason. Mike is older now. He's going to have a harder time breathing.

1113
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:11,000
I agree. You know what I mean? Jake is 27. He's young.

1114
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:17,000
Yeah, so Mike's going to have to come out and be Iron Mike Tyson.

1115
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:22,000
If this goes into four rounds, Mike Tyson's losing.

1116
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:30,000
Yeah, yeah. He's going to have to come out and show this boy who he used to be.

1117
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:38,000
Yeah, and also if it goes three rounds or under, I think that the odds are for Mike Tyson.

1118
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,000
Yeah.

1119
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:50,000
I don't think Jake Paul's going to reach in there and knock Mike Tyson out, but I think that Mike Tyson can reach in there and knock Jean Paul out.

1120
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,000
I'm sure he could.

1121
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:59,000
Yeah. So when was the fight? I forgot.

1122
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,000
July 20th.

1123
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,000
Okay. We're still good.

1124
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,000
At AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas.

1125
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:12,000
We almost have three months waiting, and it's going to hit a fever pitch too. You know that, right?

1126
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:18,000
People, especially the week leading up to, the odds are going to go up and down.

1127
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:21,000
There's probably going to be a couple stories come out of each one of them.

1128
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Like Mike Tyson was seen boozing and partying it up or something.

1129
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:33,000
People are like, oh, I'm going to go to Jake Paul, and then Jake Paul, I don't know, shows him eating a couple of turkey sandwiches over, you know, I don't know. Who knows?

1130
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:41,000
You know what I mean? There's going to be some hype. There's going to be some lies. There's going to be some trick camera stuff. It's going to be really good.

1131
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:51,000
And this is cool because this, the sweet science, there's nothing like it, in my opinion.

1132
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:57,000
They, that real original boxing with real, I'm talking about real competitors.

1133
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:02,000
That was, that stuff can never be duplicated ever again. It was so good.

1134
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:07,000
I mean, just like the rope-a-dope from Muhammad Ali.

1135
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,000
Okay.

1136
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:13,000
Where he literally is just a punching bag for like five rounds.

1137
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:19,000
So he wore, um, um, with Frasier out, Joe Frasier out.

1138
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:29,000
And then one, I mean, um, Muhammad Ali got it. No, Joe Frasier got his jaw broke and kept fighting.

1139
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:34,000
These guys hated each other. Muhammad Ali used to make fun of them all the time.

1140
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:41,000
And Joe Frasier hated him. I mean, he would just, I believe even in the later years, he still wouldn't speak to Muhammad Ali.

1141
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:44,000
If that's correct, I believe that's correct.

1142
01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:51,000
And then it went on from there, you know, there was, um, Joe Holmes. He was great.

1143
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:56,000
You know, there was, um, let's see, um, Riddick Bowe.

1144
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:59,000
Um, there was Lennox Lewis.

1145
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,000
Uh, oh, George Foreman.

1146
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:05,000
Tyson.

1147
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,000
Um, Holyfield.

1148
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:11,000
There were so many of these great fights, just classic.

1149
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,000
Sugar Ray Leonard.

1150
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:15,000
Yeah, Sugar Ray Leonard. Roberto Duran.

1151
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,000
Um, yeah.

1152
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,000
Oh, we could keep going.

1153
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:22,000
Yeah. We'll never get that caliber of boxing back.

1154
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:29,000
It's just not that popular and not that many people are going into it because of the CTE and you know.

1155
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:38,000
So they're going to another stuff like beating their faces in and, you know, with, uh, with the kickboxing, um, you know, and all that stuff.

1156
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,000
So anyhow.

1157
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,000
Yeah.

1158
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,000
Yeah. Anyhow.

1159
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,000
All right, man. I can't wait.

1160
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Uh, personally, I'm going to love this and I'm going to cherish it because it might be the last decent boxing match we ever see.

1161
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:55,000
I, I'm, I'm starting to think so.

1162
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:59,000
Unless this may give it a kickstart. You never know.

1163
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,000
I would love that.

1164
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:07,000
I would love to have a fallback sport to go to when football wasn't around.

1165
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,000
Right.

1166
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:18,000
And the thing I used to love about boxing was you had four or five months of this anticipation and, you know, and just can't wait for it.

1167
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:26,000
And then the boxing day, you're like, all right, man, tonight at eight o'clock, it goes down and, um, you know, you'd sit there.

1168
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:29,000
I used to get so excited that I couldn't sit down.

1169
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:35,000
I'd be standing up watching it, you know, because, yeah, that's how into it.

1170
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,000
I was really loved it.

1171
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,000
So anyhow, that's cool.

1172
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,000
I remember when it was like a weekly show, you know.

1173
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:43,000
Oh, there was always boxing on. Yeah.

1174
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:45,000
You could do it on Saturday afternoon.

1175
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:49,000
You didn't even know and people around the world would be watching it.

1176
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:52,000
Yeah. I mean, and the undercards were really good too.

1177
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:55,000
You'd see the up and comers on the undercards.

1178
01:09:55,000 --> 01:10:05,000
You know, you'd see if you bothered to tune in two hours before the main event, you could watch the guys coming up, the 10 and 0s and the 11 and 1s, you know, and stuff like that.

1179
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:15,000
So and then when you got to like the champs, usually they're like 40 and one or 39 and three, you know.

1180
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:18,000
So anyhow, all right, let's see here.

1181
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:24,000
Is there no end to the exciting innovations bestowed by the world to the world by Mountain Dew?

1182
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:34,000
In the past year alone, the brand has brought us fruitcake flavored Mountain Dew, fruitquake, Buffalo Wild Wings specific Mountain Dew,

1183
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:44,000
Ozy Hard Mountain Dew, Baja Blast and released Mountain Dew Pitch Black and Mountain Dew Flaming Hot.

1184
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:47,000
So now they have a new one.

1185
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:57,000
It's Mountain Dew Baja Blast with fiery habanero peppers, green chilies, tomatillos or tomatillos or however you want to call them and jalapenos.

1186
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:03,000
Be warned that this spicy sauce is going to be in super hot demand because it will be in a very short supply.

1187
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:08,000
Mountain Dew is creating only 750 bottles and not planning to sell them in stores.

1188
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:17,000
The scarcity may be hard to swallow, but the good news is that the brand has given those bottles away and you'll have a chance to score a bottle.

1189
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:24,000
So you just visit Mountain Dew dot com on any social platform.

1190
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:28,000
And that would be, you know, like Instagram, Facebook or anything.

1191
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:33,000
And all you have to do is enter to win one.

1192
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:40,000
I would like to win one just to, it's a hot sauce. It's not like a canned drink.

1193
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,000
Right.

1194
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:47,000
So anyhow, you got something Rob or we're going to wrap this bitch up and put a bow on it?

1195
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:49,000
Yeah, I got a quick little one here.

1196
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,000
Alrighty.

1197
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:55,000
Okay, I wouldn't know about this, but I'm sure you would.

1198
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:56,000
Okay.

1199
01:11:56,000 --> 01:12:02,000
The reason why there's still ashtrays on airplanes.

1200
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:06,000
I don't know that.

1201
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:11,000
All U.S. domestic flights became non-smoking in 1990.

1202
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:17,000
And this was the beginning of an even greater restrictions on in-flight smoking.

1203
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:26,000
Not only in the U.S., but in most parts of the world. Aviation historian Shay Oakley tells Travel and Leisure,

1204
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:32,000
very few airlines anywhere allow for smoking on board today.

1205
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:37,000
So why do you still find ashtrays on airplanes?

1206
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:43,000
As with just about everything on a plane, it's about safety.

1207
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,000
Okay.

1208
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:54,000
They're there so if someone were to break the rules, they would dispose of the cigarette in the ashtray,

1209
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:58,000
as opposed to say a craftsman for the plannables.

1210
01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,000
Oh, wow.

1211
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:09,000
With Robert Antolin, chief operating officer, up in the air, and fires on planes for a serious threat.

1212
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,000
Oh, yeah, I would think so.

1213
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:15,000
Well, okay, number one, I haven't noticed an ashtray on a plane ever.

1214
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,000
But I believe they're there.

1215
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:21,000
They must be up near the cockpit where the waitress station is, I bet.

1216
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,000
That might be.

1217
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:27,000
Yeah, because I don't see them in general population on a plane.

1218
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,000
Like I said, I've never been on a plane.

1219
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:33,000
Okay. So they must be talking about them up there.

1220
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:36,000
What'd you say?

1221
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:40,000
Yeah, I don't know.

1222
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,000
Like I said, I don't know.

1223
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,000
I'm just going off the story.

1224
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,000
Okay.

1225
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:49,000
Yeah, according to them, I guess they've stole a lot of planes with ashtrays.

1226
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:52,000
They probably all do for that specific reason.

1227
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:58,000
But instead of them being on every arm rest, they're probably only up there near the waitress station.

1228
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:03,000
And that's if they do catch some dumbass smoking, they grab it and just throw it in there.

1229
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:08,000
There's probably one up there and then one in back, in the very back at the waitress station there.

1230
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:13,000
Or not waitress, but whatever you call it, flight attendant station.

1231
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:20,000
That's where they get your soda pops and your juices and your coffees, the occasional sandwich, you know.

1232
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,000
That's where they prepare them all.

1233
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:24,000
So, okay, excellent.

1234
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:29,000
I had no idea, Rob, but that does make sense now that you said it.

1235
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,000
All right, everybody.

1236
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:32,000
Thank you for joining us.

1237
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,000
Have a great evening.

1238
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,000
Good night, assholes.

1239
01:14:35,000 --> 01:14:37,000
Good night, assholes.

1240
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,000
Oh, no.

1241
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,000
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1242
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:45,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1243
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,000
Fear not, assholes.

1244
01:14:47,000 --> 01:15:03,000
We'll be back invading your ear holes soon.