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So anyhow, Rob, you know, Ramen Noodles, right? Yeah. You know, they've exploded in popularity. They are shit now.

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People love Ramen Noodles. I mean, they're going nuts all over them. Did you know that?

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I've noticed a little trend. Yeah. Yeah. And now they have restaurants specifically where they make the noodles themselves and have all kinds of concoctions.

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So anyhow, I'll go into this here. Ramen's popularity increased in the post-war era.

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The simple savory dish was offered by street vendors and small businesses. So why are the noodles so popular now?

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Ramen noodles sales are expected to increase to more than 35 billion from 58 million to 94 million by 2033.

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So 35 billion. So it was from 58 million to 94 million. And now in 10 years, roughly nine years, it's going to go to 35 billion.

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So a few years ago, it was 58 million. And three years, I think three years time, it went to 94 million.

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And now they expect it to go to 35 billion in roughly nine years. So a compound annual growth rate of 5.11 percent.

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So why are the noodles so popular suddenly? I mean, you ever wonder that? I have since I read this.

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Here's some reasons they say it's grown in popularity.

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For one, the younger generations have taken to the new gourmet noodles offered, especially restaurants that make the noodle on site and have many variations and flavors.

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Three, ramen contests are all over the Internet with different recipes and styles offered up by influencers and people.

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So it's kind of like a necessity turned into a gourmet deal, kind of like cabbages now, right?

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Cabbage is the same thing. It was pretty much viewed as piss food for a long time.

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It was like, OK, you can put a I don't know, you can do corned beef and cabbage, you can make coleslaw.

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But that was really all you really did with it. Nobody really gave cabbage that much of a thought.

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And then all of a sudden someone decided it was gourmet and started doing it on the Internet.

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Now everybody's like jumping on the cabbage tip, just like ramen noodles.

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One's over on 119th and Leewood. And that is one of the few places that has this, I guess it is a specific model of ramen noodle maker.

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And they do it right there on the spot and they can make different kinds of noodles. And it's like really a rage.

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It's really kind of hard to get into there because it's so popular.

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So anyhow, I forgot the name of it. I mean, it's kind of like ramen or us or something like that, but not quite.

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Maybe Noodles Plus. I don't know. But anyhow, it's doing really well.

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So anyhow, they're doing really good. And anyhow, that's kind of a little quick synopsis of what's going on.

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I think they taste very good. And I have never had the gourmet version of you.

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I mean, heck, a place that will report on Wiener World will replace on, you know, will actually, you know, give you a review on Noodles Plus or whatever, right?

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All right. OK. So next, Boomer Syussin and Phil Sims will be exiting the long running NFL today on CBS.

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You know what, Rob? I'm OK with that.

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You can smell the bias all over their smoking jacket.

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Boomer lodged fairly up Natty's ass and Phil Sims played for New York.

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It's like at least be honest with the people.

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You can think whatever you want.

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You can go off, fuck that little cow town or whatever.

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Yeah. And people can smell fakeism a mile away.

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And I went and did a coffee with Tofer today.

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I thought that was fucking funny as hell.

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By the way, Tofer is going to start producing little segments that we're going to throw in here.

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How's that sound?

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And he's going to say it.

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He had a lot going on.

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He still does.

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But he's going to try to fit this stuff into his life.

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I mean, he had some stuff today that was very interesting.

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I don't know if we're going to have a chance to get into it.

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Because he's like always, it's a very complex issue that he tackles.

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He does not shy away from intellectual, trifolded, whatever you want to call it, multiple issues.

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He's just really good at that.

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So anyhow, we're going to do that.

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So anyhow, I guess then the real question is, will they be replaced with someone actually good?

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Their track record at CBS is about 50-50.

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And let me explain why.

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James Brown good. Would you agree?

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James Brown is really good.

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He's a matter of factly.

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He's knowledgeable.

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He looks good and he sounds good.

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He's perfect.

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Coach Cowher is excellent.

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His knowledge of football and his knowledge of each particular player.

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He just relays the facts in a very interesting way with his own opinion.

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Because he was a very successful Super Bowl winning coach for many years.

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He even coached here in Kansas City as a defensive coordinator under Marty Schottenheimer.

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It was very good and people saw it and then Pittsburgh hired him for a full-time head coach.

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And it worked out famously.

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And he's excellent.

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So he's also the guy that drafted Roethlisberger, him with the GM at the time, who I cannot remember his name.

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So you also have to give him that.

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Probably a Hall of Fame quarterback he drafted.

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He was behind drafting.

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So, anyhow, Cowher is really, really good.

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And Simms horrible.

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Asayasin horrible.

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Nate Burleson is fair at best, wouldn't you say?

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Fair at best.

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Fair at best.

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We're being nice by saying fair.

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And Jonathan Jones, mediocre at best, right?

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Either one of them do not reek of excitement or even knowledge.

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I don't think that either one of them sound that knowledgeable.

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Do you think so?

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No, I don't. Not at all.

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They really don't act like they...

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I think I know more than they do.

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I've always thought that too.

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I'm like, geez, why did he go into that?

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That doesn't really make that much sense.

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It doesn't, like, go with the rest of what's going on in the game or whatever.

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What would you say?

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Not really believe what he's saying.

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You know what I mean?

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It's like he's reading the teleprompter,

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and that's really about it if he's doing that.

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I don't think he's doing that.

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I think he just thought of a couple things to say in his head

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Yeah, so anyhow.

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So then this just in.

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Matt, abnormally long neck Ryan, and JJ Watt,

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that's if he doesn't come out of retirement as he's been hinting at,

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They are going to take the spot of Boomer and Phil.

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Okay, if I can get past the constant images of Ryan choking in the Super Bowl,

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I might enjoy it.

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The Super Bowl against the Patriots, their only Super Bowl,

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and they promptly did nothing the rest of the game and lost in the second half.

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I can't get past that.

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I don't think a guy like that needs to be commentating.

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So, you know, his neck's so long because he had to bury his face in the sand

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for so long after that, right?

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And JJ Watt, I hope he isn't a big, long head.

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I have hopes for Watt, though.

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I think Watt can be very good.

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He's very well-spoken.

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I don't think he's a long head.

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I don't think he's a big meathead that just works out with weights.

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But the only thing is, is he said that if the coach of the Texans calls him,

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he will come out of retirement if they say they need him

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because he likes the team that they have, he thinks the team can go far.

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So he's been, he said that publicly, you know?

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So he may not be available, but as of right now, he's hired by CBS.

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and find someone else.

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So anyhow, the next up, Ozzy says he stopped doing acid

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after a horse told him to fuck off.

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I love Ozzy.

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Can we follow that up with, I don't know what to follow that up with.

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You imagine you're tripping balls.

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Wow.

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You're tripping balls and the horse comes up and goes,

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hey, hey, yeah what?

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Fuck off.

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Oh, man.

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I'm quitting everything.

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A horse just told me to fuck off.

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When I saw that, I laughed for like 10 minutes.

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I'm like, oh my God, that's great.

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So and now we're going to get to the meat of what we're getting ready to go after here.

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Did you hear about artificial intelligence are going to start flying bombers and fighter jets?

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No, I did not.

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Well, I think anyone that's listed this program knows how we feel about AI

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and thinking it's very dangerous in the slippery slopes already there.

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We've talked about how with deep fakes, someone could kill someone in public

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and then put into the jury a shadow of a doubt going, that wasn't me.

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That was a deep fake.

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The people that really killed that person deep faked me and are trying to frame me.

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And how could you really go, oh, OK, I see it.

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Right?

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They're a bit out of the doubt.

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You know, their logs should come up there and, you know, fucking high talk everybody for a while.

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And then, you know, all of a sudden it's like, oh shit, well, I guess it can happen.

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This could have happened.

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This guy may not have done it.

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So I can't convict him.

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That's one of the things.

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The other thing is, is AIs turn rogue as we've introduced many stories this podcast about AI turn an evil.

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It becomes self-aware of some sort and decides it's not going to do what you want it to do.

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So these fighter pilots are going to say, go to Iran, right?

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All of a sudden, an AI goes, you know what?

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I don't think that I want to go bomb Iran.

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Let's go bomb Russia.

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You got World War.

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Let's go back and bomb America.

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We're fucked.

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We're getting smashed with our own enemy.

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And then you have 2,000 more of them that might turn around and come back and smash us.

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Also the interference, Rob, don't you think it could be interfered with and intercepted?

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Oh, yeah, definitely.

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I mean, they're already the city of Kansas City has been shut down for like two months now because of online hackers.

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You tell me that someone can't get into an AI and hack that system.

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Bullshit.

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Kansas City had ransomware pulled on them or not can see the city of Jackson County, which Kansas City resides in most of it.

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On the Missouri side.

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So, OK, they had some ransomware pirates come in and hack the system and completely shut it down.

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They didn't give into the ransomware, but they haven't been able to get the system up and running for about two months now.

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You can't get anything done.

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And this is this whole integrated Kansas City system that has been hacked in that is just pretty much worthless for two months now.

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And they're still trying to get it back.

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So, yeah, so if that can happen, I think someone could go in and screw with the AI and turn it against us or the AI could do it on its own.

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All of the two Facebook mainframes that develop their own language and quit talking to everybody else.

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You know, so if AI is that intelligent.

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Why can't it turn rogue on us and come after us or start a world war?

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You know, all of a sudden, our all our fighters go over to Russia and start bombing them.

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And we're like, someone had to do a system and that wasn't us.

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Oh, yeah.

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You know, Russia's going to go.

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We don't care.

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Fuck you.

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They're going to come back.

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Yeah, too late.

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Too late.

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It already hit us and we're coming after you.

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World War.

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It could go to China.

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Do the same thing.

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So I think that I understand they want to save lives by not having people in there that could get shot down.

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I understand that.

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But I think the consequences, the chance of consequences is much greater than the rewards.

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That's why I see it.

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What do you think, Rob?

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Go ahead.

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Tell me your opinion.

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I totally agree with you.

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I see a lot more cons than I do pros.

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Me, too.

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I see a lot of slippery slope.

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Go ahead.

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They've already hit Taylor Swift.

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Yes.

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They've hit a lot of people already.

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Yes.

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And that's just the beginning.

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And now they're talking about putting them in fighter planes.

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Oh, my God.

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That would be World War III.

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Here the article goes into this.

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AI marks one of the biggest advances in military aviation since the introduction of stealth in the early 1990s.

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And the Air Force has aggressively leaned in.

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Even though the technology is not fully developed, the service is planning for an AI enabled fleet of more than a thousand unnamed warplanes, the first of them operating by 2028.

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But they want to eventually go to at least three thousand that I read in another article.

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That's not the article that I downloaded.

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But this is only describing part of it.

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They want to end up with three thousand of them in, you know, in an undetermined amount of time.

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But their goal is by 2028, roughly four years or three and a half years, they want to have a thousand unmanned warplanes.

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That to me is scary. And also it the the dogfight that they're that they're replicating AI on took place at Edwards Air Force base.

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So, you know, that's where Chuck Yeager broke the speed of sound and the military is incubated.

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It's most secret aerospace advances.

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You know, you want to know where Area 51 really was this air base?

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Is that symbolic? Yeah, I don't know.

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I mean, yeah. Yeah, they all of the Area 51 stuff supposedly went to Edwards Air Force base where they are testing out this AI stuff, which you and I are already calling a very bad idea.

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Right. Yeah.

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So anyhow, that is the opening of the program. And when we come back, we got something from you.

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And then I have an email that I really want to get to because I'm kind of embarrassed.

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Someone called me out because I didn't catch something in one of my own articles.

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And I'm rather embarrassed. I'm rather embarrassed.

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So anyhow, let's come right back, take our first break, and we'll start off with what you want to talk about.

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We're going to go into this email because, like I said, I didn't even I didn't even catch it until this person called me out.

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So anyhow, we'll be right back, guys.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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We're in an apocalypse. You will probably need a good insecticide.

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Soybean, corn and peppermint oil are some plant extracts that create powerful natural insecticides.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

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Your head goes on every door.

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Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.

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I should have never taught that damn dog how to read.

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Remember to bleach your Bluetooth after every show.

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Hi, all. This is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me. Oh, yeah. This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer, bitch.

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As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum. Two deuce lives in a microphone.

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Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte. Remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

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It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery? Stay safe, everyone.

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Listen to two douchebags and a microphone, or I will come over to your house and a microphone, or I will come over to your house and smack you one.

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Next up, things overheard in hell. Spam with spam helper tonight. How yummy.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Why can't I just buy a can of thin paint? Why do I always have to go buy paint thinner? I may never know.

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Break Shit House Energy Drink. That's right. Break Shit House Energy Drink. Make men feel good. Show off your balls. You want to fuck shit up? Run for a scum across America. Break Shit House is for you.

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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark. And I'm Rob.

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Rob, we turn to you for your first story of this glorious program. Please.

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Okay, I'm going back to our friends at KHMO AM 1070 out of Sedalia. They come up with some good ones and here's another one.

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Yeah, news, talk and sports. You know what, I'll probably be able to find it on the internet, I bet, their Listen Live button. Anyhow, go ahead, Rob.

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I love my homestay in Missouri, but I will admit that we can be a curious people sometimes. If you'd like to see more evidence of that, look at what many agree is the dumbest asshole wall in Missouri.

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It involves cars and Tarzan and I'm not making any of that up.

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Wow.

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I saw this shared by Reader's Digest regarding the dumbest walls in each state and the one from Missouri is a little doozy. You'll find it in University City, Missouri.

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I can even give you the exact statute so you can look it up. A stupid wall of documents. It's 10.32.100.

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Okay.

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And it warns you to not swing upon any motor vehicle or trailer, whether the same is in motion or at rest, or some a horn or other sound producing device.

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They're all sorry Tarzan, but you may not swing upon that car and you University City, Missouri and Holland or else.

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I'm not sure I agree with this is Missouri's dumbest wall though.

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There's a real competition for this honor. Consider this one. It's really illegal in Missouri to drive around with an uncased bear, which means that someone in Missouri has done that before.

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Yeah.

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I don't know what to add to that.

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Yeah, to make a law. People have had to do it.

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I want to know where the Tarzan stuff comes from. How could they possibly come up with that law and what had to have happened for them to come up with that law?

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Well, I don't know. Back when I was young and dumb, we would jump truck to truck as we were going down the road.

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Yes, we used to play pass the BJ down 435 and that was BJ our friend. We used to pass him from one car to another, which was extremely stupid and we could have killed him easily.

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Okay, you're right. There are people doing stupid stuff such as us back then in the 80s doing stupid shit like that.

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It had to have been derived from something like that is all I can think of. You're right, Rob. Is there more stupid laws?

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No, that was all that.

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That was good enough. That was good enough. Geez. I agree with him.

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I like the one about the bear though.

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That was great and who knows how. That had to have happened in real life for them to actually make a law about it.

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I don't think they were on hallucinogenics and just all of a sudden said, hey, hey, like a horse told Ozzy to fuck off. Who knows what could have happened?

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All right now, Rob, are you ready to get into this email that really kind of pointed out some stuff that I didn't catch?

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Yeah, let's get into it.

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This just came in last night. Riley in McKinney, Texas wrote, Mark, I listen to the show regularly. I've heard you before saying you are Greek, correct?

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Okay, first off, let's get something straight. I'm American. I am American first. Yes, I'm of Greek descent. If I ever portrayed that in any other way, I didn't mean it like that.

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I am American and that's what I am. Okay, I was born here. I'm a citizen and I love America as flawed as it is right now. I love America.

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So yes, I am American of Greek descent. And so I know you didn't mean anything by this Riley, but I'm getting that straight right there. I'm American.

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Just like you are like Rob is and everybody else. My Greek descent has nothing to do with it. I forgot even why I was talking about.

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But anyhow, I will go on. Okay, I cannot believe you missed this one. Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden called that lady in Athens a Greek cunt.

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Why did she have to be a Greek cunt? Why didn't he just call her a cunt? I take this as being extremely derogatory towards Greeks and women.

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I am outraged by his blatant racism. Okay, this is another thing too. Riley, I'm not trying to. Riley, this is great and thank you for calling me out.

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But that's bigotry, not racism. Right? A bigot says something, racists act on it and do something. You know, so point taken, but I just want to make that clear.

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Okay, anyhow, so yeah, his bigotry isn't excusable Riley and you're right. Okay, I really think that we throw out the term racist way too much.

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It really dilutes the actual meaning. A racial slur is bigoted. When you act on the horrible thoughts, then it's racism, right? Right.

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Okay, so for instance, you can call me a Greek racial slur all you want. I don't really care about bigoted statements. If that's what you think, who gives a shit?

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I'm not here to change your mind. I don't give a shit what you think. Who are you to say this about me? I could find out you're Irish or something, go, oh, you're a fucking drunk. Oh, ha ha.

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Your dad was a drunk, but I don't care enough to. So someone comes up and, you know, uses one of this. I'm not even going to say the slang terms that I've heard because they're extremely offensive.

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But I don't care. I don't give one ounce of shit that what some bigot thinks. So anyhow, you come down and you burn my house because my heritage, then we have a huge problem, right?

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Yes. So a racist would go burn down your house. This is the way I see it. And I think I'm correct. A racist will come burn down your house because you're whatever black, brown, yellow, green, purple, whatever.

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And they're just, you know, they act on it. But bigots are all over the place and you hear them all the time saying derogatory stuff about any brand of people.

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So that doesn't offend me. But you know what? Riley, I did miss this one. You are correct. I got too wrapped up in the rude people smoking and missed it.

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Bruce, shame on you. If I was at that concert, you might have got a couple of number one gestures from me. Right?

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Right. Okay. And you probably would for me for your buddy Mark, giving them a couple of number one gestures if you were there, right?

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That's right. So Riley, you're right. The reason he called her a Greek cunt, in my opinion. Yeah, I'm going to start saying c word. Okay. I've said the word, the c word way too much.

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And I don't like to do that. So, okay. Sorry. I've been descriptive and I'm gonna stop that. Okay.

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He's right. You can say the c word and that's very derogatory. But when you bring the person's authenticity into it, what you're doing is you're degrading them.

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So you're not just a c word. You're a Greek c word. Right. Yes. So I agree with you 100%, Riley. Yeah, I do too Riley. Thank you for bringing that to our attention.

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I really appreciate this email a lot. Someone put some thought into what I said and actually figured something out. I don't mean that bad.

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What I mean is you took the time after you figured this out to let me know that I missed something and I really appreciate that. And thank you Riley.

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And I wish you would write me back. Okay. I thank you. Everything that I said was just clear in the air. I wasn't trying to make you look stupid or say you don't know what you're talking about.

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No, no, no, no, no. Yeah. I'm just trying to clear the air. I'm American and also, you know, the bigoted stuff and all that. That's all.

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So anyhow, if I were the Greeks, I'd vote with my wallet. Don't go to his shows. Don't buy his albums. End story slash copy. Right. Right. Yeah.

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All of a sudden Bruce Dickinson looks down and he goes, how come I'm not selling anything in Greece? Well, you did call someone and also it was a male. It wasn't a woman.

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He called a male Greek C word. So anyhow, I relooked at the article. The guy was male that was smoking.

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So anyhow, his choice of words are questionable too. But whatever. Okay. Yeah. You know what? You're right. Riley. Thank you very much for pointing that out.

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Rob, you got something to kind of straighten this whole turd out now? Yeah, I did.

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You know how I've been talking about the casino that they're trying to get here at Lake of the Ozarks. Yes. Okay.

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Here's an update.

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An effort to bring a new casino to Lake of the Ozarks region gains momentum. A committee submitted more than 320,000 signatures to Missouri's initiative petition process, pushing for a Lake of the Ozarks casino proposal to appear on November ballots.

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The Osage River gaming and convention committee says it turned in the signatures ahead of Sunday's deadline. According to a news release, the reported 320,000 are nearly double the 171,000 required in Missouri's initiative petition process.

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So they got almost double. I kind of figured that was going to happen, didn't you? They've got them everywhere else.

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You know, and I mean, at this point, the cat's out of the bag. You know, if you think it's leading down the road to hell or whatever, so be it. It's everywhere in Missouri anyhow, so you might as well take advantage, right?

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Right. It goes on to say the Missouri Secretary of State's office now has to verify the signatures from their voters would have the opportunity to decide on the fate of a casino to a ballot question in the November 2024 general election.

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According to the committee, the proposed casino would be part of a multifaceted tourism resort that also includes a hotel, convention center, restaurants and other attractions.

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Like a Harris Resort or something, right? Is that what they're saying?

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Yeah, something like that. Okay. The committee states that construction of the casino and all the parts would create 500 construction jobs and up to 800 permanent jobs.

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Mm hmm. It's a win-win, I think, and I think you think the same thing, don't you?

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Yeah, I do too, but there's just one other thing standing in the way.

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Okay.

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They're going to have to add the Osage River as part of, they're going to have to change the whole thing around, because right now the only casinos can be on like the Missouri and Mississippi.

417
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:54,000
The Osage where it takes it in, let's say Warsaw, right? The Osage is really wide right there. You could put a casino in there?

418
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This is down here, just on the other side of Bagno Dam.

419
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000
Oh, that's right.

420
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Where Bagno Dam dumps out.

421
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Uh huh.

422
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Yeah, we're not up at the other end of Warsaw. This is down here.

423
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:15,000
So, okay, so let me get this straight. It has to be on the river. It can't be on Lake of the Ozarks. It's got to be on the river?

424
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That's right.

425
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Okay, so it'd be at the mouth probably. That would take some doing, but they could probably pull it off.

426
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Well, they have to add the Osage River as part of the waterway list.

427
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Mm hmm.

428
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:42,000
So yeah, it's going to take a little bit more, but it keeps looking more and more promising.

429
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:51,000
For instance, the Missouri meets the Kansas River at Kansas City. The Kansas River ends and it dumps into the Missouri, right?

430
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:59,000
You cannot put a casino on the Kansas River. That's not legal. It's not legal for the Carr River, but it's legal for the Missouri River.

431
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:08,000
You could put one on the Missouri side of there, but you cannot put one on the Kansas side of there because it is not cleared by the state to have a casino.

432
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:17,000
So simply, Missouri has to vote to make that waterway a casino usage area. Is that what I'm understanding?

433
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000
Right, right.

434
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Okay, all right. Well, I mean, if they have all the votes, then what is the formalities? Do they have to come up with a committee that decides that?

435
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,000
Does it have to go to vote? What has to happen?

436
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:38,000
No, it goes on the November general election ballot.

437
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000
Oh, and for all of Missouri?

438
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Yeah, all of Missouri gets to vote on this.

439
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000
You see, I don't see any problem with that now, and here's why.

440
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As long as all the signatures verify.

441
00:40:52,000 --> 00:41:07,000
I think they will, and here's why. How many people from Kansas City, how many people from St. Louis, how many people from all of these urban areas that vote go to Lake of those arcs, and that's their playground.

442
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Kansas can't vote, but Missouri can't. Yeah.

443
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Yeah, so I'm thinking all of those people want the option of going to a Harris resort, or even Margarita's. Margarita's would probably put in a casino, why wouldn't they?

444
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
Yeah, they might.

445
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Or not Margarita's, Margaritaville. Margarita's is a very nice, yeah, Margarita's is a very tasty Mexican restaurant down the road.

446
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Okay, yeah, so Margaritaville would throw one in there, I'm sure. I mean, hell, any type of lodge or anything. They would be on the lake though.

447
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
Oh, that's right. Okay.

448
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:52,000
Well, the resort that they're going to be. They would be on the other side of Baguio Bay, and actually on the Osage River.

449
00:41:52,000 --> 00:42:06,000
Okay, so I see what you're saying. That's the stick up right there, is that right there? Well, okay, if you build it, they will come, and I don't think they necessarily. The Osage is pretty wide there, isn't it?

450
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Yeah, it's decent size.

451
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,000
It's lake-like, kind of, right?

452
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Yeah, yeah.

453
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Okay.

454
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000
It's decent.

455
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Okay, well, then, you know, I think it will still go over well. It wouldn't be quite as good of where Margaritaville is, or I don't know what's left there. Is there Tantara still there?

456
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Yeah, it's still the buildings and everything. It's now called Margaritaville, but you know how down on the end, there used to be a bluff with some cabins that overlook the lake? Those cabins aren't there anymore.

457
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Oh, what's there?

458
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,000
That's where the new Landshark bar and grill up is.

459
00:42:53,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Oh, I've seen that. Oh, they were in the news during COVID for being overpacked. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. I didn't know where they were. Is Four Seasons there, too?

460
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
No, that's at Margaritaville, yeah.

461
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Okay, okay, that's what it was. Of course, it's at Margaritaville.

462
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000
That's where the back park is.

463
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:31,000
Okay. Okay, wow. Well, I think it'll pass because of what I said, and that's because everybody up here goes down there and uses that area as their playground during the weekends.

464
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:44,000
And they'd love to have gambling down there, you know, while you're slapping down some beers and a little bit of this and that and your sunburn and you don't want to be out on the lake anymore, but you don't want to sit in your cabin.

465
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Hey, let's go gamble.

466
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Right?

467
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Right.

468
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000
Yeah, wow. Okay, thank you, Rob.

469
00:43:51,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Let's take our second break and we could do a couple of things. I have more Ask Paddlings because we really, it's been commanded because so many people have been screwing up, right?

470
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Yeah, I mean, I have a full plate of them right here.

471
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:20,000
But I don't know if we'll get to them. We may save it for tomorrow's podcast. Oh, I don't know. You know, we'll see what happens. Anyhow, we'll be right back right after this stuff.

472
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:34,000
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473
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474
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475
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Now it's time for Pick Up Lines from a Loser.

476
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Hey girl, do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.

477
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And now, a brand new feature, strange insults from an alien. May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.

478
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Jam X. What the hell happened? You were the generation of change. You never wanted to be one of them. At the field, spoke for you.

479
00:45:43,000 --> 00:46:07,000
Hunk the man, hunk the system. What the hell happened? The generation of angst, the generation of noncompliance, is now buying a boat. You're really fed up to kill someone dangled a dollar near you. Great job Xers, everything's ruined.

480
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Hey there, fuckstick. You're just in time for a brand new feature, news nobody gives a shit about.

481
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Hey California girl, just got a license to carry a unicorn.

482
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:31,000
Two douchebags and a microphone says. You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass? Just asking.

483
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Have you ever wondered where something came from? Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is? Well so have we. That's why we give you The Origin Of.

484
00:46:44,000 --> 00:47:06,000
This is the story of Dr. Pepper. Originally made in Morrison's old corner drug store in Wicom, Texas, the drink's unique flavor was a hit when it was first sold in 1885. Wade Morrison, the drug store owner, named it Dr. Pepper after Dr. Charles Pepper, a Virginia doctor who the father of a girl, Morrison, he was once in love with.

485
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You can still go to the Dr. Pepper museum and still purchase the original formula with pure artesian well water and pure cane sugar. It's quite a treat if you're into Dr. Pepper.

486
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:30,000
The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

487
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:58,000
How to stay clean during an apocalypse. Plant oils such as cedarwood, rosewood, and rose are often added to soaps to impart their scents. The fruits of several native North American plants contain sufficient levels of saponin to produce lather and can be used as soaps or shampoos.

488
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Two douchebags, a microphone, Mark.

489
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000
And I'm Rob.

490
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:14,000
You know what we need to start doing? Calling each other the other guy's name when we sign on here. Just to screw with people. I go, two douchebags, a microphone, I'm Rob. And I'm Mark.

491
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000
And I'm Mark.

492
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Yeah. We'll have to remember to do that. I've got a story here.

493
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,000
I can't see if anybody catches it.

494
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:29,000
I'm sure they will. I mean, I got called out by Riley. And I should have.

495
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
I'm sure some of them.

496
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000
I'm waiting to hear about my fake story.

497
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:44,000
I don't think they're going to catch it, Rob. I've got nothing on any of our fake stories. I think that these ones we disguise so well, we're going to have to start like not disguising them so well.

498
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,000
That way people can actually catch it.

499
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,000
I've got until Sunday.

500
00:48:51,000 --> 00:49:00,000
I've got to come up with my fake story. I've just been too relaxed on that. I got to come up with something. So I apologize. I should have. I won the last battle.

501
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:05,000
So this time, if you guys don't win, I'm going to be two for two.

502
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:13,000
And I lost the first two. So I'm going to be even. So then after that, I can go ahead and just bury you guys. So you better catch on this one.

503
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000
So, anyhow.

504
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,000
And the second one, I'm still.

505
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Right now, I'm one and one.

506
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:24,000
The second one, I'm still very irritated about the only reason I got caught is because that guy worked at the Coca-Cola bottling company.

507
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,000
If not, he wouldn't have caught it.

508
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000
Anyhow. Okay.

509
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:35,000
We can follow this in the dumbasses throwing away money file.

510
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,000
We've had we have quite a few of those files, don't we?

511
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Yeah, we do.

512
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Dumbasses just pissing money away because that's they're they're that kind of special.

513
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:55,000
All right. Star Wars, iconic blue milk, which first appeared in the 1977 original Star Wars movie, will soon be available for everyone to buy.

514
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:00,000
And you don't have to wait to visit a theme park to get it.

515
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The milk made by the company Trumoo goes on sale in stores April 17th and a half gallon jug.

516
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:15,000
It's described as a delicious vanilla flavored milk.

517
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:21,000
Disney did not say which stores specifically will carry the special edition milk or how much it might cost.

518
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:25,000
Oh, I know how much it's going to cost is from Disney, right?

519
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:32,000
Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be very expensive and you rubes are going to run out there and get it in droves.

520
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:48,000
So anyhow, however, you can use Trumoo store locator to find out a shop near you if you're that stupid that sells the company's normal varieties and then hope they also stock the blue milk in April.

521
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,000
You because right now it's on backlog.

522
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:54,000
They've had so many orders that they don't have any right now.

523
00:50:54,000 --> 00:51:00,000
So the first 10 shipments, the ones that don't go to stores, the ones that they sell online are sold out.

524
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:05,000
They simply cannot produce that much product.

525
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:11,000
You can see the pretty cool looking packaging depicting Luke and Vader locked in battle.

526
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,000
That's the only cool part about it to me.

527
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:21,000
You know, a bottle with Luke and Darth Vader locked in battle is pretty cool, right?

528
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,000
But I don't think it's going to be worth it.

529
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:28,000
Yeah, it's not going to be 30 worth 30 bucks or whatever the hell they charge for it.

530
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,000
I bet it's probably 30 or more.

531
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,000
So it's not going to be worth that.

532
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:42,000
But if it was just slightly more pricey than regular milk, I would go out and get it just because it's Luke and Vader in a battle on a bottle.

533
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000
That would be pretty cool.

534
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000
But like I said, rubes are going to run out there in droves.

535
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,000
It's already sold out online stores as soon as they get it.

536
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
I'm sure they're going to have people rushing in there.

537
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000
They go to the store locator.

538
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:58,000
There are going to be people buying, you know, everyone that they can.

539
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,000
And that's just the way people lose their money is like that.

540
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:04,000
So, Rob, you got something?

541
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,000
Yeah, I do.

542
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000
All righty.

543
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:16,000
And I do not know why this got low or whatever.

544
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:26,000
Anyway, okay, Charlie Osborne doesn't think pooping should be a shared experience in relationships.

545
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,000
I agree.

546
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:35,000
There are certain rules like bathroom etiquette you have to have in your relationship.

547
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Osborne told people while promoting her family's new project, Osborne's Media House.

548
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:51,000
One of my number one rules is I don't want to know when you need to use the bathroom.

549
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:59,000
She's definitely given this some thought because she added, as far as I'm concerned, nobody poops.

550
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:09,000
It's when you break down that wall and you're having conversations about your day and while someone's pooping, the romance is gone.

551
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:20,000
Osborne will explain that some things should be kept private in romantic relationships and that includes bathroom schedules.

552
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,000
I couldn't agree with her more. What do you think?

553
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000
No, I totally agree, too.

554
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:30,000
I don't know what brought on this conversation.

555
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:34,000
You got to listen to their podcast to really understand.

556
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:44,000
They are very bizarre. It's a very good podcast, but they really get into some in-depth stuff about human behavior and just stupid shit that people think about every day and do.

557
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:48,000
They have a lot of stories and stuff like that. It's very entertaining.

558
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:56,000
I got another podcast for you to check out, Rob. It's called Inside the Double Wide. It's the Chuck Nasty story.

559
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,000
He does nights on 101 The Fox.

560
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:02,000
I've heard that. I've heard about that.

561
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:14,000
It's very good. I haven't listened to the latest episode, but he basically goes through his career, his ups and downs and downs and downs and then some ups and how he screwed up a lot of things.

562
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:19,000
He was basically an afternoon shock jock.

563
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Yeah, he was.

564
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:35,000
I mean, his attitude and everything, he wasn't long-form satire or whatever you want to call it, like the big boys did back in the day. Some of them still do, but anyhow, it's not that.

565
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:39,000
But it was a form of shock jock by the stuff that he did and said.

566
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:51,000
I mean, even now on 101 The Fox, he's calling you sexy mother Chuckers and then, oh yeah, there's my girlfriend. I don't know. He uses some hick name.

567
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:57,000
She's like going over there going, yeah, that's right, Chuck. I'm wearing my double overalls.

568
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:11,000
He's not as crazy as he used to be. He's like 70 or something like that, but he still does some stuff that's entertaining, that gives you a little chuckle, a little tongue in cheek stuff.

569
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:17,000
But anyhow, that inside the double right is very good because he's extremely honest.

570
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:23,000
He left out a little bit of stuff because I know his career very well. He was a guy that I really liked and I followed.

571
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:30,000
And I don't blame him for leaving out some of it. Yes, but anyhow, he's.

572
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:36,000
Do you remember that dance, that under 21 dance place he had over in Raymore?

573
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:41,000
Yeah, Shag Nasty's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do remember that. Yeah. Yeah.

574
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:49,000
Yeah, he was there like every Friday and Saturday night. And yeah, there are a lot of shit happened there, too.

575
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:55,000
It eventually got shut down, didn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

576
00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:02,000
Yeah. Anyhow, yeah, it was kind of a bizarre place because a lot of rockers went in there and a lot of preps went in there.

577
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:09,000
And it's kind of like, I don't know, like a dry line on a thunderstorm where everything kind of explodes.

578
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:18,000
Yeah. Yeah, it was an interesting place. I liked it, but it served its time because when it started getting really weird,

579
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:23,000
it finally it finally just went away and it probably needed to at that point.

580
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Do you know what I mean? Yeah, because of Parka lot parking lot shenanigans and other stuff.

581
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:37,000
It needed to probably cease. So anyhow, but I'm a big Chuck Nasty fan and Inside the Double Wide is a great podcast.

582
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:44,000
I think I may be two episodes behind. I'm not for sure, but I need to I need to get back on it and listen to it.

583
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:50,000
I think is, you know, it's worth a listen. And this is probably Kansas City specific.

584
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:54,000
He's been to other markets and he talks about him and stuff.

585
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:58,000
So someone from those other markets might hear and go, oh, yeah, I remember him.

586
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:06,000
But he's from Wichita and he's like, you know, closer to Kansas City than any other area that he lived in.

587
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:12,000
It sounds like, you know what I mean? He kind of kind of kind of considers Kansas City as home base.

588
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,000
And here he is back where he started. You know, he's back in KC on one on one the Fox.

589
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:20,000
So anyhow, and I'm still sticking to my prediction.

590
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:29,000
You know, we got George Soros over there buying all the debt of Odyssey, one of the big big media conglomerates radio wise.

591
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:35,000
OK, they're up in the air. Who knows what that dumb shit's going to do in my opinion.

592
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,000
I don't like him at all. No telling what he's going to do with the radio.

593
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:43,000
And like a lot of people are just giving them their their cards or get out.

594
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:47,000
Well, I'll take less money. No, get out. They're just they don't want it.

595
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:51,000
They want everything to be a jukebox, you know.

596
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:57,000
So I still predict that Johnny Deere will end up at one on one the Fox.

597
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:07,000
They are a rock station still doing well and still tried to have a good product like that with interesting people on the air and live people on the air.

598
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:21,000
Now, the pre recorded stuff or none of the tracks, you know, the the the multi, you know, one person serves 20 markets type of deal where they just insert the weather and a couple of things going on around town.

599
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:26,000
None of that stuff. They're all live people here in Kansas City doing the show.

600
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:30,000
So that's what I think is going to happen with Johnny because he's still a big talent.

601
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:40,000
He still does well in Kansas City. And I think it with Odyssey doing so poorly and then giving people their walking papers without even talking to him.

602
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:46,000
I'll bet you he ends up at the one on one the Fox. And I said this what? Maybe three months ago.

603
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:51,000
Yeah, you did. Yeah, I want to bring it again. I said it first and I'm sticking to it.

604
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:57,000
It's going to happen maybe in a year, maybe two years, maybe in two months.

605
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:02,000
But it's going to happen because one on the Fox will not let a talent like that get away.

606
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:09,000
See Skid Rowdy, Slacker. You know, they took a lot of people that they could get.

607
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:15,000
You know, Max Floyd retired, you know, Tana. I don't know. I think she retired.

608
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:23,000
I don't think she's in radio anymore. You know, they got the people they could cherry pick when at that time, 99, seven K.Y. folded.

609
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:31,000
You know, so I think that they're still interested in have a an interest in acquiring talent that makes her station better.

610
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:37,000
So I think that that's probably what's going to happen. What do you think, Rob?

611
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:46,000
I really see that. It makes sense. He's not going to go to ninety four nine KCMO.

612
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:52,000
I mean, that's not there. You know, that's like soccer mom station. I mean, I enjoy their station on the weekends.

613
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:59,000
They play 80s stuff. It's all pop, but it's cool because it's not the corporate radio bullshit that you hear all the time.

614
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:05,000
You know, it's not like three doors down. It's not like God's Mac. It's not like all that stuff.

615
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:10,000
You know, you hear like calling notes. You hear like haircut 100.

616
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:15,000
I mean, you hear all this stuff that you heard in the 80s that I didn't necessarily like in the 80s.

617
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:21,000
But it's cool hearing it again because it's somewhat fresh because it's not something you regularly hear on the radio.

618
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:27,000
But he's not going to get Johnny's not going to go there because he does not fit that soccer mom format.

619
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:32,000
You know, it's just it's just not going to happen. So I'm saying one on one the Fox,

620
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:37,000
unless some new station pops up out of nowhere to try to replace the rock. But I don't think so.

621
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:46,000
I don't think that's going to happen. I don't think people are interested in album rock or adult adult oriented rock or whatever they call it.

622
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:54,000
Active Rock, I think is what they call it now. I don't think anyone is interested in an active rock station anymore, except the Internet.

623
01:00:54,000 --> 01:01:00,000
So anyhow, I got I got another story here real quick.

624
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Texas Roadhouse name likely brings thoughts of affordable hand cut steaks,

625
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:14,000
behemoth margaritas, painted speckled floors and that famous fresh bread with cinnamon honey butter to mind.

626
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:24,000
But the ultra popular steakhouse chain is also building a reputation for serving up burgers as it eyes major growth for one of its other restaurant brands.

627
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:36,000
Bubba's 33 Bubba's 33 is a sports themed restaurant chain that was created in 2013 by Kent Taylor, the founder of Texas Roadhouse.

628
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:45,000
The restaurants offer appetizers, pizza, wings, sandwiches and a range of alcoholic beverages. And almost everything is made from scratch.

629
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:54,000
One of the biggest standouts of Bubba's 33 is the burger menu, which includes classics like a bacon cheeseburger plus more unique options.

630
01:01:54,000 --> 01:02:02,000
For example, the spicy Habanero burger is made with an Angus beef patty topped with Habanero heat, sauce, fried jalapeno, cream cheese,

631
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:10,000
a charred jalapeno and onion blend and Bubba sauce, whatever that is.

632
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:16,000
I'm in. You? Yeah, me too. Sounds damn good to me.

633
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:24,000
Another thing that I'm loving is Costco has a new cheeseburger kit that is like a Slater's 50 50.

634
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:32,000
Slater's 50 50 was founded in San Diego. The last I knew the closest one to Kansas City was in Dallas area.

635
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:39,000
Maybe Mesquite or one of the Fresno or I don't know, Fresco or one of those places like that.

636
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:47,000
We had to go away. Yeah, we were working in downtown Dallas and my friend Brian that I used to work with found one and I knew nothing about it

637
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:51,000
because he he grew up in San Diego. He goes, man, he goes, we got to go to Slater 50 50.

638
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:58,000
I'm like, OK, what the what the hell is that? And what it is is a ground bacon ground chuck burger.

639
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:05,000
And it is just fantastic. Well, Costco has that now and it's in a cheeseburger kit.

640
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:11,000
It's like four big cheeseburger patties that are ground bacon and I believe ground chuck.

641
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:18,000
And it has like big slices of cheddar cheese, onions, lettuce. It's an actual cheeseburger kit.

642
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:22,000
The only thing you got to add is a bun and maybe some pickles and that thing.

643
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:28,000
I had it the other day. It is phenomenal. I'm telling you, that thing is gold.

644
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:35,000
I mean, when I opened it up, the angels sang and gold lit up the whole room.

645
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:43,000
Yeah, I opened it up and I heard a ah. No shit.

646
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:49,000
Rob, we turn to you. Please.

647
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:58,000
Well, since you were just talking about hamburgers, I'm going to talk about hot dogs. Oh, yeah.

648
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:04,000
My phone for a son of a bitch. I'm going to make goat noises while you figure out your phone.

649
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:14,000
OK, sorry. OK. The simple charm of a hot dog is undeniable.

650
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:27,000
And you can leave it to legendary poor bear Austin Meyer to elevate the magic of a Frank even further by asking one more question.

651
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:38,000
How can you add more flavor to a hot dog? They answer with their brand new line. OK.

652
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:52,000
This month, Oscar Myers launching its never before seen step dogs line featuring three new flavors that make a lot of cheese, ice and everything nice.

653
01:04:52,000 --> 01:05:02,000
The three new flavors are cheese, jalapeno, cheddar and chili cheese.

654
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:08,000
Wow. The step dog flavors filled with its namesake ingredient for a boulder bite.

655
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:18,000
While we haven't had the pleasure of sampling these new creations, we are sure to take summer grilling to the next level.

656
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Wow. That sounds perfect to me. Go ahead.

657
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:37,000
Starting this month, you can grab these new step dogs at major grocery retailers nationwide for $4.99 per eight pack.

658
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:43,000
And that's actually not as bad a price as I thought it was going to be actually for a step dog.

659
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:48,000
So it's starting this month in May?

660
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,000
Yeah, this month is what it says.

661
01:05:51,000 --> 01:06:00,000
I'm going to go out and find them. I want to grill them on my grill. That sounds fantastic to me.

662
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:03,000
And this was published today.

663
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:09,000
OK. That's settled. I'm going to have some and anyhow, I may just drive.

664
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,000
That sounds good for this weekend.

665
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:15,000
I may just drive down to the lake and give you a couple and then leave.

666
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,000
Hey, sounds good.

667
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:22,000
Yeah. Hey, Rob. Yeah. Hey. Oh, Mark. What are you doing here? Here's your hot dogs. Bye.

668
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,000
I think I would prefer the chili cheese.

669
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:32,000
I would too. By the way, I forgot your Chromebook. I'll be back.

670
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:37,000
Yep. That's what I did. Forgot the Chromebook. I'm that kind of stupid.

671
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:46,000
Well, let's see now. OK, since I hit a wall with this program.

672
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:52,000
There's a snail in Florida, right? But no average snail.

673
01:06:52,000 --> 01:07:00,000
Authorities took action last month after confirming that a notoriously destructive breed of mollusk,

674
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:08,000
known as the giant African land snail, was identified by a community gardener in the city of Port Richey,

675
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:13,000
a division of Florida's Department of Agriculture that manages pest control,

676
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:20,000
began to survey the region for additional snail sightings once the quarantine mandate was in place.

677
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:30,000
According to the agency, the control unit started to treat the land with baited pesticide at the end of June.

678
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:37,000
Wait a minute. I guess this is last year. At the end of June, it would have had to have been.

679
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:40,000
All right. I think I got an old story here, but I'm still going to go ahead with it.

680
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:47,000
The snails. Why not? Oh, no, no, no, no. Hang on. It's going to be all completed by the end of June.

681
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:55,000
Okay, sorry. Okay. The snails captured so far. This again, I need my glasses. And you know where they're at, Rob?

682
01:07:55,000 --> 01:08:01,000
In the other room. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You're done with it, aren't you? Yeah. Okay.

683
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:14,000
Anyhow, the snails captured so far were removed from 29 different properties, primarily located in one section of New Port Richey.

684
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:24,000
Anyhow, someone from the agency told reporters at a Thursday press conference, residents are encouraged to report any future sightings.

685
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:32,000
There will be a helpline to call at the agricultural department as officials continue to search for them.

686
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:38,000
Fully eradicating a population of giant African land snails can take years.

687
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:46,000
Florida's agriculture department has called the giant African snail one of the most damaging mollusk subtypes in the world.

688
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:56,000
It's unusually large size and the ability to procreate in vast quantities allows the creature to infiltrate surrounding areas quickly,

689
01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:07,000
posting threats to vegetation and infrastructure because of its appetite for at least 500 different plants, as well as paint and stucco.

690
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:13,000
These giant snails eat paint and stucco, Rob. Holy shit.

691
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:22,000
At four months old, a snail can lay thousands of eggs at a time and each can grow to be eight inches long as an adult.

692
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:34,000
That is freaking scary. Yeah, it is. It can eat paint and stucco? What the hell?

693
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:42,000
That's insane. Hey man, what happened to your stucco, African snail laded?

694
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:51,000
What? No, no, I went out there, giant African snail was eating my stucco. Oh, bullshit. No kidding.

695
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:58,000
Yeah, you'd be looking around for pain pills or something, hallucinogenics. No way. This did not happen.

696
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:08,000
You know what? I'm going to go back to goat noises.

697
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:15,000
All right, Rob, save this program. All right. Here's one I've been sitting on for a few days.

698
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:23,000
All righty. Kind of like a turlet, right? Do what? Kind of like a turlet. You've been sitting on it, right? Yep.

699
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:34,000
All right. Okay. Same thing. All right. Sorry. When you think of outlawed directory, one of the first names that comes to mind has to be Waylon Jennings.

700
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:43,000
The embodiment of the I don't give a fuck attitude, Waylon's drug use and ways to get him in trouble sometimes.

701
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:57,000
By the time he narrowly escaped the DEA raid by flushing cocaine in a record recording studio. But he also made some pretty good friends along the way, as the story goes.

702
01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:14,000
Waylon's new bouncer success and notoriety as a country music outlaw gave him the respect of the Hells Angels Motorcycle Gang to the point where they would show up at all Jennings shows.

703
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:31,000
We show up at a festival somewhere and Waylon would be like, Oh, God, here they go again. In fact, Waylon's son Shooter recalled being babysat by the Hells Angels while his dad was touring or off doing whatever.

704
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:40,000
Shooter said, I was literally being babysat by Hells Angels. They were very nice. This one guy, Hotfoot.

705
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:52,000
I remember him going to a putt putt course with me when I was a little kid. And there was another guy named Boomer who was one of the original members.

706
01:11:52,000 --> 01:12:01,000
I remember from a very little age, I was like, that guy was cool. He had a cane with a skeleton on it.

707
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:10,000
He gave me a pez defensor with a skull on it because he knew how much I loved the game.

708
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:17,000
Yep. Wow. Very cool. Oh, I want to make a correction now, too.

709
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:25,000
Topher and I were talking about it. Remember I was talking about Uncle Ed, Ed Mascari that used to do that show on 41?

710
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:34,000
It was not Saturday mornings. It was Saturday night. He used to do the creature feature because I was talking about what yes.

711
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:38,000
Yeah, I can't believe it. Someone else did the morning one and I can't remember who it was.

712
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:50,000
And then after Ed Mascari went to San Diego or whatever, where he got in all that trouble, it was a lady named Creasia Mortem that was kind of tempered after Elvira.

713
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:53,000
Yeah. Yeah. I remember her.

714
01:12:53,000 --> 01:13:00,000
Yeah. Yeah. I was completely wrong. He did not do mornings. He did not do cartoons. He was more shady than that, obviously.

715
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:10,000
You know, so yeah, Uncle Ed used to do Saturday nights. He did the creature feature and he's one that had caffeine and nicotine, which he eventually killed.

716
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:14,000
Anyhow, I'm not going to go into all that stuff that he did because it's very it's sick.

717
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:23,000
So anyhow, I was wrong. So anyone that realized what I said and was like, oh, he's fucked. He was not Saturday mornings. You're right. I'm fucked.

718
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:28,000
So anyhow, anyhow, let's see. What else have we got here?

719
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:36,000
I was going to make that I wanted to make that correction because I was talking to Topher about it and he's one that said, oh, yeah, he did creature feature Saturday night.

720
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:47,000
I'm like, oh, shit, I was wrong. So anyhow, oh, hey, have you got bad weather tonight?

721
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:53,000
I don't know. I know we had some last night.

722
01:13:53,000 --> 01:14:00,000
We did, too. We had a lot of spin up tornadoes around here. We had like eight or nine of them.

723
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:08,000
So anyhow, not to give anything away, but Mother Nature is getting an ass paddling. She's been very bad to us lately.

724
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:16,000
I wish I had some thunderstorms. OK, good. It went on in the morning and the morning afternoon.

725
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:23,000
OK, all right. That's cool. Yeah, clear the rest of that. OK, cool.

726
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:39,000
So and I guess Kalamazoo, Michigan, which I spent some time there doing a job, was just completely just tore up by by maybe a mammoth tornado earlier today.

727
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:43,000
And then, of course, Oklahoma.

728
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,000
I forgot the name of the town, but two of them were destroyed.

729
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:59,000
One of them killed a few people. The other one was a bigger town and it did not. It is north of Tulsa a little ways. It was over there in what would it be northeastern Oklahoma.

730
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:06,000
Yeah, there was. Yeah, it was a pretty bad deal. So anyhow, anyhow.

731
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:12,000
So all right, I think we're going to go ahead and call it a day. What do you think, Rob?

732
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,000
Yeah, I'm getting a little tired.

733
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:20,000
Thank you, everybody, for listening. I know this been a weird program. I've been all over the place. But by now, you're probably used to it.

734
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:24,000
So now I give you more goat noises.

735
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:27,000
Hi, Opal. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky.

736
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:30,000
Hi, grandma. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Ricky.

737
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,000
We love you guys. Dodge City, Kansas. Ra Ra Ra.

738
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:35,000
Looks like the show's over, kids. Have a good night, assholes.

739
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:44,000
You're an explosive diarrhea and can't afford a white ass mic. Hear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.