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Two douchebags and a microphone.

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We talk.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Why can't I just buy a can of thin paint?

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Why do I always have to go buy paint thinner?

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Hmph.

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I may never know.

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Hey there, fuckstick.

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You're just in time for brand new feature news nobody gives a shit about.

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In New York, 500 ballerinas break the ballerina dancing record of all time.

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Jam X. What the hell happened?

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You were the generation of change.

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You never wanted to be one of them.

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At the feet.

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Spoke for you.

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Hunk the man.

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Hunk the system.

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What the hell happened?

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The generation of angst.

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The generation of noncompliance.

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Is now buying a boat.

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You're really fed up to kill someone dangled a dollar near you.

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Great job, Xers.

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Everything's ruined.

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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Hurry up.

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King Jong Un is playing Santa at the mall again this year.

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Yay.

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Two douchebags in a microphone.

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My name is Mark.

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And my name is Rob.

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Hey Rob, how's it going tonight?

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Oh, guys are going awesome, actually.

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Life is good right now, brother.

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I can tell.

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You sound joyful.

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Not frustrated anymore.

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You sounded really frustrated there for a while.

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And I think you know you did too.

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Well, for the last year, I've been working on myself.

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And this podcast has really helped me through that.

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And now I have found something to move on.

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But I'm still doing this.

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I'm still working.

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I'm still podcasting.

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But I happen to have a girlfriend now.

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Yeah, you know, I'm married and I still love the podcast.

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I mean, you know.

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Right.

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And she knows.

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No, I told her from the get go.

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I said, I want you to know.

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You have to not only share me with my best friend so many hours a week, but you have

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to share me with the world.

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That's cool.

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She has worked with me and she said, I think I could do that.

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So perfect.

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She knows.

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Perfect.

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This podcast means a lot to me, you know.

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I know.

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I know it does.

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And I'm glad it does because it means the same to me.

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I love doing this and we'll see where it goes.

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We're having some severe weather around here in Kansas City tonight.

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If the sirens start blaring, you guys won't know because I'm putting this bitch on pause.

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But Rob will know because I'm going to tell him I'm going outside to see if I see the

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motherfucker.

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If it's really close, I'm jumping downstairs.

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And if not, then I'm going to sit here and try to watch this bitch from wherever angle

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I got.

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So we'll announce it on the next podcast because he has all the equipment at this point.

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I can't tell you what he's doing.

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So I'll be on pause.

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I'm hitting the pause button.

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Just like everybody else.

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I'm hitting the pause button and hopefully the power does not go out.

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And that's it right there.

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The good thing is I know Mark.

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Mark ain't no punk.

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He'll sit there for a while.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yep.

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So we have to get mom and Val out.

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Well, okay.

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Val is away on a task right now.

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So she's, she is not driving in it now.

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She's where she's at the place that she's supposed to be right now.

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So that's cool.

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I think it's not too bad around the Casey Metro right now.

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And hopefully it doesn't turn that way.

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But there was some tornado warnings out towards Topeka and then out just north of Lawrence

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getting dangerously close to our area when it gets to Lawrence.

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So it's closer than the 435 loop.

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Do what?

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Yeah, it could run a little north.

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Cool.

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I think the worst part of it is a little bit north.

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Yes.

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But anyhow, it's so far so good.

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We're going to keep doing what we're doing.

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So like I said, you guys won't know until the next podcast or no, no, no, you'll know

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on this podcast because I'll come back and unpause it and go, all right, Rob, let's go,

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man.

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Tornado is gone.

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So unless it wipes us out.

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Yeah, but at that point, Rob worked today and Rob may be snoring.

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Okay.

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Then you know what?

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But there's always a chance.

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Because I'm sitting down here, it's beautiful, dude.

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This isn't going to reach you.

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It's going to stay beautiful down there tonight.

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We're still like 78 degrees.

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It's not a cloud in the sky.

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We made it like 83 or 84 today and it's very muggy and windy.

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So, you know, no wonder some stores boot up.

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So anyhow, you know, if it wipes us out, then all bets are off.

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You know, then I'm looking to rebuild everything.

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So, you know, I guess you'll get a pocket podcast then.

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Right.

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When people record on their cell phone with what is that anchor or something like that.

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There are.

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Yeah, they are called pocket podcasts.

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And I was going to do that on the ship when I was on a cruise with Rob.

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But I cannot figure out how to do the anchor app and then go to two way calling to record them both.

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It will record me, but it will not record Rob.

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So you did not get one while I was on the cruise.

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So until I figure that out or come up with a smaller tablet that can handle the software that I have to use,

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I won't necessarily need earphones.

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The noise you get is noise you get.

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And, you know, I have to clean it up a bit.

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I have to clean it up a bit.

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But hopefully the next cruise we take, which will probably be next year sometime,

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because I think later on this year we're just going to do an all inclusive or something.

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So hopefully I'll be able to have a smaller tablet that will handle that because they're getting to where tablets are getting smaller.

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That can handle more of the software that I have to do to make this podcast.

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So anyhow, we'll see where we're at.

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And, you know, and I even forgot how this all originated.

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Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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If we get wiped out, then I'm going to podcast for that's right.

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OK, so all right, let's just go ahead and begin.

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So, Rob, you ever hear about cheeseball man?

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No.

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There's probably no reason in the world you should hear.

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Making me a little hungry here though.

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Yeah, cheese, cheese balls are great.

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Oh, God, yeah.

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You're talking about good eating.

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I love cheese.

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Cheese is awesome.

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Cheese loves you, Rob, and cheese loves me.

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Cheese loves everybody.

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Osiola cheese.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, my gosh, that shit is good.

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Anyone that does not know that doesn't live around Missouri.

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And if you live around Missouri, you probably do know about Osiola cheese.

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It is getting near what, the tip of, is it that Truman Reservoir or is that like in the

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Missouri?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the southern edge of Truman.

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OK, yeah, Osiola is.

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Well, it's not the middle of Truman actually.

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Yeah, yeah, it's kind of.

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Then you go a little further and you go a little, what is it, east?

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A little east.

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And you head back to Palm Duterte.

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Yes.

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So, yeah.

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Osiola, Missouri is a big Amish and Mennonite area.

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And they do fantastic cheeses that they take to this Osiola cheese company.

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And if anyone is interested in it, look, they're not advertising here.

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And I doubt the Amish would never probably advertise on one, a podcast which is from

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the devil and two, two douche bags from the microphone, which is definitely from the

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devil.

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Agreed?

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So, what does that say on this?

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Yeah, definitely.

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It just said I've been going there for almost 40 years.

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Oh, it is fantastic.

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It's a great place.

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So, anyhow, we're telling you this.

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There's no benefit in it at all.

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You know, we're not.

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No, they have no clue we're talking about.

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No, no, I guarantee you they do not listen.

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So, anyhow, Osiola Cheese, looking up online, I think they're online.

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I mean, I don't know.

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They're Amish.

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Maybe they're not.

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So, maybe we'll look.

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No, they're not.

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Because they have a hot rod.

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Oh.

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It sits out front.

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They take the coals, shows.

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Do they buy their cheese from the Amish then?

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Is that it?

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I'm guessing they buy the cheese from the Amish, but the people are actual people.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Yeah, no, they have a street rod, like a panel rod type thing that is decked out, customized.

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Yeah, they go to shows and stuff with it.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, then, you know.

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Oh, and anybody, and I don't know about now, but the last time I was there for years, they

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carry the Watkins product.

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Like Watkins saws and all that.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, which is, yeah.

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Which is, yeah, I grew up with my mom and dad.

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I wore the Watkins saws.

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Very old product line.

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Very quality product line.

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Anyhow, if you don't know about it, just look it up.

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That's a cool thing, too.

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Right.

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So, Oceola Cheese and the Watkins product line, both of them.

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So, Cheeseball Man I was talking about.

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Yeah.

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This happened in New York City.

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A masked guy enamored a huge crowd by eating an entire huge jar of cheese balls.

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I'm not kidding you.

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He has a mask on, he's an unknown person, and he enamored thousands of people in New

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York by eating, you know, those big jars you get at Walmart or wherever of cheese balls.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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He ate one of them.

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So, I guess to these people in New York, that's a big deal.

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We call that a Friday night around here, right?

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I'm looking at one of the big cheeseball jars right now.

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That's my change jar.

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Everybody has one of their change jars.

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I'm looking at it as you're talking about this.

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Yeah.

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So, this is a Friday night.

260
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So, the thing I got is this right here, man.

261
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Look, okay.

262
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We have some people in New York listening, and thank you very much, and we like you guys.

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Yes.

264
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We all like to have a little rivalry with you guys and make fun of you and all that.

265
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So, you guys fancy yourself as the intellectuals.

266
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Especially your football teams.

267
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Yes.

268
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You guys are high brow, and we're low brow here in Missouri.

269
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Bunch of dirt-footed hillbillies, right?

270
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Okay.

271
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Yeah.

272
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We're not watching some asshole on the corner eat a fucking jar of cheese balls.

273
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Let me remind you that, okay?

274
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So, you tell me who the Neanderthals are.

275
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Just saying.

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In Missouri, the cheeseball eaters do it in private.

277
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Yes.

278
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We do not.

279
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We don't feel like giving anybody cheeseball envy.

280
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We're more conscious of people's feelings than that, right, Rob?

281
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Yeah.

282
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Yeah.

283
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Okay, Rob, save this program.

284
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I'm turning it over to you.

285
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Okay.

286
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I'm going to bring a little story about Lake of the Ozarks here.

287
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All right.

288
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And this is a monumental day.

289
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Actually, that's how the story starts out.

290
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Actually, that made the news up here.

291
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That made the news up here, Rob.

292
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So, go ahead.

293
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Yeah.

294
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It's a monumental day at Lake of the Ozarks, especially for those who are in the habit of using the community toll bridge.

295
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The day the gates are removed and it's clear sailing back and forth over the bridge.

296
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Where the community bridge transportation development district is going to lift the gates a little bit before lunchtime.

297
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As part of the ceremony that's going to begin at 10 a.m.

298
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And this is tomorrow, May 1st.

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And then it's going to be a free use facility.

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Says MoDOT Central District Area Engineer Danny Roguer.

301
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He tells KRMS News while the bridge will be free, the posted speed limits are not expected to change right away.

302
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Okay.

303
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We're 50 miles an hour on the bridge.

304
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Okay.

305
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And when you approach the toll booths, it reduces to 35 and it's going to remain posted at 35.

306
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As long as we don't see any safety concerns or issues with congestion or traffic issues.

307
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Okay.

308
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The ceremony at 10 a.m. marking the transition of the bridge being free to use will feature several different speakers and be held at J.B. Hobe's parking lot.

309
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Okay.

310
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Okay, but I'm telling you, I know the toll bridge.

311
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Uh huh.

312
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:03,320
Anyway, if they just lift the arm, you're not going 35 through there, dude.

313
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You're going to want to slow down.

314
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Okay.

315
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Gotcha.

316
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Okay.

317
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But no, the speed limit is the same.

318
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Okay, cool.

319
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It's free now.

320
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Yeah, that's a cool thing.

321
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They actually honored what they said they were going to do.

322
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Once it was paid for, they said it's going to go to being free and it's paid for.

323
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They brought it to being free, so I commend them for doing that.

324
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Excellent.

325
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The funny thing is, this old bitch should have been paid for 15 years ago.

326
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Oh, I didn't know that.

327
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Yeah, that's a different story.

328
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Okay, all right.

329
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Well, all right.

330
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I didn't know that.

331
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Rob?

332
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But it's going to save everybody now.

333
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Good.

334
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Rob, a thousand dollar investment in Coca-Cola 10 years ago would have yielded over 300,000

335
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today.

336
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Isn't that something?

337
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Yeah.

338
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10 years ago, if you had an extra grand.

339
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And you can do this right now.

340
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I mean, people are wondering about gold and all that stuff and everything, but here is

341
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what I've always said.

342
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If shit hits the fan, what's worth more?

343
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A can of beans or a little bar of gold?

344
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What are you going to eat?

345
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If shit hits the fan, are you going to sit there and look at this shiny gold and not

346
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eat?

347
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No, you're going to do whatever you can to get that can of beans to eat and stay alive,

348
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right?

349
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Yeah, everybody is.

350
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Yeah, I think people are missing the point.

351
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You couldn't even take that gold and trade it off because nobody's going to be able to

352
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afford it.

353
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:53,320
No, I mean, if it's that bad, gold's not going to do anything at all.

354
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Unless you're going to take that bar of gold and trade it for a can of beans.

355
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Which you might do.

356
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You might very well do if you're hungry enough.

357
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:05,320
So, okay, this is, you know, people investing gold.

358
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Gold is only good as long as we have some sort of a system that it's worth something.

359
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:15,320
I mean, other than that, I mean, you know, people are walking around starving.

360
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No one's really going to give a shit about that bar of gold.

361
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So, anyhow, this is my opinion, mine only.

362
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So that's what I think.

363
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That's the way I think.

364
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So I think you're right.

365
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I agree with you and that's my opinion.

366
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,320
Okay.

367
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So anyhow, a thousand dollar investment.

368
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So there are several, you know, companies that are doing well and have a lot of upside.

369
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You just got to find out what is really doing well, you know.

370
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,320
And anyhow, I thought this was pretty interesting.

371
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I read this article in Fortune.

372
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I was like really kind of impressed with it.

373
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Over 300,000 a day, a thousand dollar investment.

374
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,320
Now, I've had people, I've talked about this with friends of mine.

375
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And I've had people go, well, how come my portfolio didn't yield that?

376
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I have stock in Coca-Cola.

377
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,320
Okay.

378
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It balances out with the losses and the gains.

379
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,320
Okay.

380
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:14,320
I'm talking about if you had this thousand dollars just in Coca-Cola stock, how much it's grown.

381
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Okay.

382
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:20,320
But people don't hedge their bet on one stock.

383
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It's foolish too, right?

384
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:29,320
Because if you put all your beans in one pod and that pod goes to hell, you lost all your beans, right?

385
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,320
Exactly.

386
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,320
Yeah.

387
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So that's what I'm talking about right here.

388
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,320
And it was a really cool article.

389
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But, you know, I mean, if you can find out what everything, what is going to be the need for the next 20 years, you're on to something.

390
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,320
And I mean need.

391
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Not, you know, not pleasures.

392
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Not something to occupy your time like TV shows or whatever, you know, something of substance that's going to help generations in the future.

393
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That's what you're looking for right there.

394
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,320
Okay.

395
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,320
So anyhow, that was pretty cool.

396
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:11,320
I read that and I was like, you know, so anyhow, let's see.

397
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:16,320
Did you know that Rob, okay, this is another thing too I wanted to go into.

398
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:19,320
This is kind of a weird program because I'm jumping around here.

399
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,320
I have a sheet of stuff that I want to do, right?

400
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,320
But some of the stuff I'm not feeling like talking about and other stuff I am.

401
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:31,320
So, okay, this may be a little bit more of a serious program for some reason.

402
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,320
I don't know why.

403
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,320
I don't know why.

404
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,320
It's just my feeling right now, right?

405
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:40,320
Or who knows, man, we might start telling a bunch of dick jokes here in a minute.

406
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,320
But do you know?

407
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,320
Yeah, you never know about that.

408
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You never know.

409
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,320
Okay.

410
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:54,320
So whenever people are on vacation, a fifth of the people are already going on to their next vacation.

411
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,320
They're already planning it.

412
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,320
And that's true because I do that too.

413
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I'm one of those fifth people.

414
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:07,320
I was in Key West, I think it was, a couple years ago.

415
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And I'm like, man, I got to go back in a couple days.

416
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This sucks.

417
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I want to stay here.

418
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This is beautiful.

419
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I love it.

420
00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,320
I love the weather.

421
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:21,320
Let's bring everybody I know and love down here and we can just relocate here and always get these thoughts and everything,

422
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:24,320
but then always end up back here because all the family's here.

423
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:29,320
So anyhow, I did this in Key West.

424
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:35,320
I was on the beach and I was like, man, I'm not waiting a year to do this again.

425
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:43,320
I want to, and this was, I don't know, maybe September, something like that.

426
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,320
So I booked Fort Lauderdale.

427
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,320
Let's see.

428
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,320
Shit, what was it?

429
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:55,320
It was like in September, October, November, December, January, February.

430
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,320
Okay.

431
00:22:56,320 --> 00:23:00,320
I booked Fort Lauderdale in February the next year while I was on the beach.

432
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:08,320
And the reason is because people have this thing about being on vacation where you want to stay there longer than you are.

433
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,320
And I get it because I'm one of those people.

434
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,320
Oh, everybody does.

435
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,320
Everybody does.

436
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,320
Yeah.

437
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,320
So I get what people do.

438
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,320
And anyhow, people are like, well, really a fifth of people.

439
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:20,320
I'm surprised it's that low.

440
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:26,320
I would think that 90 percent of the people on vacation are already dreaming or planning their next getaway.

441
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:30,320
Wouldn't you say so?

442
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:38,320
Yeah, but at the same time, I could see a lot of people thinking about, okay, this vacation's over.

443
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:44,320
It's time to go home, time to get back to the normal, you know.

444
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,320
Yeah, yeah.

445
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,320
I could see that.

446
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,320
And a lot of that in me.

447
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:51,320
We'll worry about the next vacation later.

448
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,320
Yeah, you know, and I get that too.

449
00:23:54,320 --> 00:24:00,320
And here's another problem with me, though, is because I'm enrolled in all these different travel deals, right?

450
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,320
My phone tells them I'm on vacation because I know where I live.

451
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,320
My phone tells them I'm on vacation.

452
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,320
So what do they suggest?

453
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:09,320
Another vacation.

454
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,320
So Priceline will send me a deal.

455
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,320
Booking.com will send me a deal.

456
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:21,320
Some other travel entities will send me a deal because they are going to, you know, they're like, oh, hey, Mark's on vacation.

457
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,320
He wants to stay on vacation.

458
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,320
So, hey, let's get him now.

459
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,320
So anyhow, I thought that was interesting.

460
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:37,320
And I also thought that that was, you know, anyhow.

461
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,320
OK, sorry.

462
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:41,320
Sorry, I just got a text.

463
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:48,320
And anyhow, it was something I'm getting ready to go into is from Davey.

464
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,320
You know, Davey, Davey.

465
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,320
Yeah, we're talking about the New Motley crew.

466
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:59,320
And I will tell you said hi.

467
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,320
I'll be listening.

468
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,320
You'll hear me personally.

469
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,320
OK, I'll tell you to listen.

470
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,320
So, you know what?

471
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:09,320
Before we go to break, let me go ahead and do the review of the New Motley since Dave just sent me a thumbs up.

472
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:13,320
Dave just sent me a thumbs down on the New Motley.

473
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:18,320
He said he hates it and I was driving.

474
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,320
And and Snyder hates it.

475
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,320
And but Joe loves it.

476
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,320
And I liked it at first.

477
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,320
And then I listened to it a couple of times.

478
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:28,320
I was like, no, this is garbage.

479
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,320
So anyhow, here's my review.

480
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:35,320
OK, the new song is called Dogs of War.

481
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:39,320
And it's a I generated.

482
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,320
It's an AI generated video.

483
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,320
And it's all them with like prosthetic limbs and stuff like that.

484
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,320
It's really kind of odd.

485
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:54,320
So anyhow, anyhow, I'm not even going to waste time describing that piece of garbage.

486
00:25:54,320 --> 00:26:04,320
The only reason these idiots even record anything anymore, including this abortion, is so they can kind of legitimately tour again.

487
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,320
They go, well, we got a tour. We just got a new song out.

488
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:13,320
That way people aren't going, well, weren't you supposed to retire in 2014, you fucking assholes?

489
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:21,320
You know, that's why people, you know, the the the video is the entire video is AI.

490
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:26,320
Like I said, my opinion, AI could have wrote a better song than this.

491
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,320
You know, it's it's kind of like this.

492
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,320
Vince Neil is a fat oaf.

493
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,320
And it's a little bit.

494
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:39,320
McMars. So, but I don't know.

495
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:46,320
It's got to be those guys working together, though, because McMars is album was OK at best.

496
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,320
This Motley song is horrid.

497
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:57,320
So there's something about McMars working with Nikki Sixx and and and probably Tommy Lee, too.

498
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:02,320
You know, there's something about those three that core people working together.

499
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:07,320
They used to have some sort of magic that could do great songs, but they obviously lost that over the years.

500
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:17,320
So even with McMars, I have I had no no assurance or no faith in them coming up with a good song ever again,

501
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,320
because they have not shown this in a long time.

502
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,320
So anyhow, this this is no different.

503
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:29,320
And it's just garbage. It's just garbage to placate people, in my opinion, so they can tour again,

504
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,320
even though they swore it and they and they were tired.

505
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:36,320
And no, we're not like those other bands. We're not lying.

506
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,320
We're never going to be back. This is it.

507
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,320
Here's the contract. And what are they?

508
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,320
They've been touring for fucking three years now.

509
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,320
So anyhow, let's take our first break, Rob.

510
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,320
And we'll come back.

511
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:54,320
I'm sure you got some stuff. And guess what I got my hands?

512
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:58,320
What emails? Oh, can't wait.

513
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,320
Yeah. So actually, there's one.

514
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,320
There's a couple I've been waiting to hear from.

515
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,320
So, yeah, you're going to hear from at least one of them.

516
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,320
I know that you're waiting for.

517
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,320
So, all right, we'll be right back, guys.

518
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,320
We'll talk to you in a minute.

519
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,320
Oh, shit. What's that over there?

520
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:20,320
Oh, no. It's Island of Horrible Jokes.

521
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:30,320
The difference between a numerator and a denominator

522
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,320
is a short line.

523
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:47,320
Only a fraction will get this.

524
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,320
Hey, look. I think we found land.

525
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,320
Oh, my God. I think we're safe.

526
00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:00,320
Oh, no. It's the Island of Horrible Jokes.

527
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,320
Oh, my God.

528
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,320
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

529
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,320
A dinosaur.

530
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:15,320
Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in.

531
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,320
Hey, who took a dump in the cooler?

532
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:21,320
Now it's time for pick-up lines from a loser.

533
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,320
If you were a fruit, you would be a fine apple.

534
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:28,320
What, what, what, what?

535
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:31,320
The apocalypse just happened.

536
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:33,320
You don't know what to do.

537
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,320
You don't know where to go.

538
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,320
But we can tell you what you can eat.

539
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,320
On most of these apocalypse series,

540
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:45,320
we tell you what plants you can eat in case of an apocalypse,

541
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,320
and you have to go out to your yard for food.

542
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,320
Well, this one is going to explain to you

543
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,320
the plants you may be aware of to not eat.

544
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:56,320
Plants that could be toxic

545
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:59,320
usually might have milky white sap,

546
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,320
thorns, spines, or fine hairs,

547
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,320
or leaves or stems,

548
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,320
pods with bulbs, beans, or seeds,

549
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,320
stems or trunks that have an almond scent,

550
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,320
three-leafed foliage growth,

551
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:21,320
also be aware of intensely bitter or sappy flavor,

552
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:26,320
foliage reminiscent of dill, parsley, or carrot.

553
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,320
Now, from this underground bunker in Camden, Missouri,

554
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,320
stocked full of dried guts, canned food,

555
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,320
and a couple of vibrating toys,

556
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:38,320
and some ramblings of a madman featuring raw bread.

557
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,320
When everything is coming your way,

558
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,320
you're in the wrong office.

559
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,320
Have you ever wondered where something came from?

560
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,320
Have you ever looked at something and said,

561
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,320
I wonder what the origin of that is?

562
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,320
Well, so have we.

563
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,320
That's why we give you The Origin of...

564
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:04,320
This is the origin of beer.

565
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,320
The first beer in the world was brewed by the ancient Chinese

566
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,320
around the year 7000 BC.

567
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,320
It is known there as Kui.

568
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,320
In the West, however, the process was recognized

569
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,320
as beer brewing began in the Mesopotamia

570
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,320
at the Gadan Tempent settlement

571
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:25,320
now in modern day Iran between 3500 and 3100 BC.

572
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,320
It's not entirely clear whether he had a light version

573
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:30,320
or even a craft beer version of this.

574
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,320
Just saying.

575
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,320
Swimming in toxic masculinity

576
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,320
and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags.

577
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,320
Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in...

578
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:53,320
3...2...1...

579
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,320
...

580
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,320
Two douchebags in a microphone.

581
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,320
I'm the Mark portion of it.

582
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,320
And I'm the Rob portion.

583
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,320
Rob, let's go ahead and go into a story you want to do

584
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,320
because I'm going to take up some time with these emails.

585
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,320
I got a few of them.

586
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,320
So, be my guest.

587
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,320
Alright, I'm going to get a pullback up here.

588
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,320
On the break. I probably went bright.

589
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,320
So...

590
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,320
Uh, okay.

591
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,320
Okay, this...

592
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,320
I'm going into the wrestling world, okay?

593
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:50,320
This is not a Rob's Wrestling Roundup, but it should be.

594
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:59,320
Uh, the WWE Draft continued on this week's episode of Money Night Raw.

595
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:07,320
And Logan Paul announced the second round draft picks alongside I Show Speed.

596
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,320
Mm-hmm.

597
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,320
Who came out at WrestleMania.

598
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:18,320
Um, as they were announcing the picks,

599
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:24,320
it was confirmed that Braun Strowman had been selected for Raw,

600
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:29,320
which Braun Strowman is coming back from a neck injury.

601
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,320
He's a big bad dude, man.

602
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:35,320
He's a big bad dude. That's all I can say.

603
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,320
Uh, and that...

604
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,320
After announcing the draft picks,

605
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,320
Logan Paul called out Jey Uso.

606
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:47,320
And Jey was then ambushed by Logan Paul,

607
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,320
Ben Bauer, and JD McDonough,

608
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:57,320
which Ben Bauer and JD McDonough are part of Judgment Day.

609
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,320
Uh-huh.

610
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:03,320
Here's where it gets interesting.

611
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:04,320
Okay.

612
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:10,320
Patrick Mahomes gave Logan Paul three Super Bowl rings,

613
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:14,320
and he tried to punch Jey Uso with the rings.

614
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:18,320
As JD McDonough was restraining him,

615
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:24,320
Logan ended up hitting McDonough instead by accident.

616
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:32,320
Braun Strowman then made his way down to the ring to make the save for Jey Uso,

617
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:37,320
and he took out Ben Bauer and Logan Paul escaped.

618
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:41,320
Braun Strowman then got in the face of Patrick Mahomes.

619
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,320
Mm-hmm.

620
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:47,320
But Jey Uso told him to back down.

621
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:53,320
Jey Uso and Braun Strowman then celebrated together as they made their way to the back.

622
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:59,320
I wanted to see, um, Roger Goodell come out there in tights and fight for Mahomes.

623
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:04,320
Go, you can't touch my golden boy.

624
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,320
That ain't great.

625
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,320
Uh, that ain't gonna happen.

626
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,320
He come out with some numb chucks and start beating the shit out of us.

627
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,320
That ain't gonna happen. That ain't gonna happen.

628
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,320
He accidentally hits Mahomes and paralyzes him.

629
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,320
He's gonna send out the whole NFL.

630
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,320
He's gonna get himself through there.

631
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,320
Just saying.

632
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:27,320
Oh, yeah, touch football. Yeah, flag football.

633
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,320
Anyhow, go ahead.

634
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,320
That was it. That was it on him.

635
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,320
Oh, okay. Yeah, I saw that.

636
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:38,320
But yeah, I, I, I, I, I heard you'd appreciate since Patrick Mahomes got involved.

637
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:42,320
Uh, yeah, I thought it was really cool because, uh...

638
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:47,320
I just don't, same jumping on Lovan Paul's side, uh.

639
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,320
That's what's weird.

640
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,320
Well, that's the way, that's the way wrestling works.

641
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,320
You know, Patrick Mahomes is kind of like...

642
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,320
I'm a golden, he's a golden child everywhere else.

643
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,320
He's probably like, man, let me be a villain.

644
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,320
You know?

645
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:06,320
And then I could see Travis Kelsey coming in and being a villain too.

646
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,320
But, I mean, really, I mean, the whole story and everything was cool.

647
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,320
It, it brought a lot of excitement.

648
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:17,320
You know, Mahomes just did that time, he was on the cover of Time Magazine, you know?

649
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,320
He was one of the most interesting people in the world.

650
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:23,320
Okay, so, I mean, he's already been uber popular.

651
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,320
He's more popular now than ever before.

652
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,320
He has three Super Bowl rings. He isn't even 30 yet.

653
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:33,320
He is the phenom of the last, I mean, there's Tom Brady.

654
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,320
And now it's Patrick Mahomes.

655
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,320
Mahomes is like the big deal.

656
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:45,320
He's the guy that is defining what everybody at NFL wants to accomplish, wants to do, wants to be.

657
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,320
Okay?

658
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:50,320
So, it only makes sense that the WWE would capitalize on it

659
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,320
because they've been doing this for a long time now.

660
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,320
Right, right.

661
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,320
So, anyhow, I thought it was cool just to see him there.

662
00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:00,320
And then the Super Bowl rings and hitting the people with them and all.

663
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:01,320
I mean...

664
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,320
Yeah.

665
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:06,320
I mean, it was cute, but those were not his real Super Bowl rings, I guarantee you.

666
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,320
Oh, you know they were. You know they were.

667
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,320
So, anyhow, it was cool though.

668
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,320
Them Tom Bages are locked up.

669
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,320
Oh, yeah, yeah. He didn't bring them there.

670
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,320
So, anyhow, like I was saying...

671
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:25,320
Those were like... I have one Patrick Mahomes Super Bowl ring.

672
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,320
Yeah, it ain't weird near that.

673
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:33,320
No, no, no. I'll tell you what. It's probably locked up with armed guards at his house.

674
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,320
So, anyhow...

675
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:40,320
He's got like four or five Doberman Pinschers around it, you know.

676
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,320
Yeah.

677
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:47,320
So, yeah, yeah. That's not going to go to WWE and punch someone in the face with it and get blood all over it.

678
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,320
No.

679
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,320
Yeah.

680
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,320
So, anyhow.

681
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:54,320
All right. Let's... This weird little program we got today, let's go to emails.

682
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,320
Want to go to emails? Maybe it'll straighten us up a bit.

683
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,320
Yeah, let's go to emails.

684
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:03,320
I don't know, man. I'm just... This is going to be a weird one when I listen back to it, I think.

685
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,320
What do you think?

686
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,320
It's going to be interesting. That's all I got to say.

687
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,320
Hey, it's free.

688
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,320
Let's hear what the fans have to say.

689
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,320
We will.

690
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,320
Okay. Emails.

691
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,320
Hey, guys. Really appreciate you never getting political.

692
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,320
We all need an outlet with adult-themed humor.

693
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:28,320
Nate in Des Moines. Yes. Yes. Yep. Thank you for...

694
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:30,320
That's what it is.

695
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:37,320
I love hearing that because I have people that I know, that I consider friends, going,

696
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:41,320
hey, this is going on right now. You really need to report on this.

697
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,320
I'm like, you know what? There's people much smarter than me reporting on it.

698
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,320
Especially on the internet, you know.

699
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:53,320
There's people a lot more qualified than myself to report on stuff like that.

700
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,320
And you know who they are.

701
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,320
And you can go there and find their stuff relatively easy.

702
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,320
You know who they are.

703
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:04,320
So, you know, we're just like... We're just dumb humor. That's what we do.

704
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,320
And I'm glad that Nate appreciates it.

705
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:11,320
And I think Boardman jumped in front of Des Moines as their number one market now.

706
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,320
Boardman, Oregon...

707
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,320
Wow.

708
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,320
Yeah. Yeah.

709
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,320
But you see this...

710
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,320
Like I said, I have not looked. I have not looked.

711
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,320
Rob, when you go there to the map, it's a shooting range.

712
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,320
I looked.

713
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,320
Boardman's shooting range.

714
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,320
I looked two days ago.

715
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:31,320
Okay. Boardman's shooting range is listing.

716
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:36,320
That's where the pings are coming from, around that area.

717
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:37,320
Wow.

718
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:41,320
They're like shooting off rivals and listening to us, which I'm all for.

719
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,320
So that's awesome.

720
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,320
Oh yeah, definitely.

721
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,320
So, Boardman, great job. Des Moines, we still love you.

722
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:52,320
I'm working on some promos to thank our main markets.

723
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:55,320
So... And Kansas City must be tired of us.

724
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,320
We're kind of dwindling in Kansas City. I guess they don't give a shit.

725
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:01,320
I even did that great promo about We Talk Kansas City.

726
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:05,320
You know, the little spoof of KY We Rock Kansas City.

727
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,320
I was very proud of it.

728
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,320
What'd it do? No? Nuh-uh. People are like, no thank you.

729
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,320
No. Nope. Nope.

730
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,320
I'm getting douchebags here. So, all right.

731
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,320
Next one. Douchebags.

732
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,320
How is Christopher doing?

733
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:22,320
I haven't heard an update on him in a while.

734
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,320
Well, I actually talked about last podcast.

735
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:30,320
We had coffee and we sat in our magical spot and bullshitted for a long time.

736
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,320
He is doing well. He's doing very well.

737
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:37,320
He is very supportive and hyped up about the program, like always.

738
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:41,320
It's just that he does not choose to have this outlet for a lot of different reasons.

739
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,320
And I support him 100 percent.

740
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:47,320
And he's a great guy and he still has some creative stuff that he gives to me.

741
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:52,320
And it's great. He'll throw me some stuff online or if I'm in person, he goes, hey, how about this?

742
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:53,320
How about that?

743
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:58,320
So, Topher is still a part of the program, although you don't hear him.

744
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:04,320
He has a lot of influence and he also does the tiebreakers of the Harry Asshole Olympics.

745
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,320
And anything else that we have a tie on, we give it to him.

746
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:12,320
Oh, oh, oh, did we ever announce the winner?

747
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,320
Oh, no, we didn't.

748
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,320
I don't think we did.

749
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,320
We did not.

750
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,320
Okay.

751
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:21,320
And it's been, we've done a few podcasts.

752
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:26,320
Rob, will you announce the winner right now?

753
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:38,320
The winner of season four Harry Asshole Olympics is Sasquatch.

754
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:42,320
Topher reminded me in the text.

755
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:47,320
He said his Dingleberry game would be epic and beyond comparison to anything else.

756
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,320
And I think he's right the more I thought about it.

757
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:50,320
I agree.

758
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,320
He sits on logs. He sits on poison ivy.

759
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,320
I mean, he's got, it's all entangled there, you know?

760
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:59,320
And he gets into garbage probably, so he's got the shits all the time.

761
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,320
So I agree with Topher.

762
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:06,320
So anyhow, Sasquatch is the winner and he will go against more people.

763
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:10,320
So next one.

764
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,320
Hey, man.

765
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,320
Oh, in other words, I think I said Topher's doing well.

766
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,320
Thanks for asking about him.

767
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,320
Yeah.

768
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,320
And I know he will enjoy that.

769
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:24,320
So hey, man, I was just going to tell you I love the new segments like news, news no one likes.

770
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:30,320
I can literally hear Mark, I think, production getting much better every show.

771
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,320
Jerry and Tupelo.

772
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,320
Jerry, thank you.

773
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,320
I'm trying to get better.

774
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,320
I'm buying programs to get better.

775
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:44,320
I'm learning this stuff at a little bit at a time to get better.

776
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:50,320
I know the first ones I did were a little cheesy, but it was so primitive.

777
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:54,320
Now I'm starting to advance a little bit and I'm starting to do better things.

778
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,320
I'm starting to do more things.

779
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:02,320
And some of this creativity that I have, I can direct and actually make it sound a little bit better produced.

780
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:07,320
And so thank you for noticing, Jerry.

781
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:08,320
I think I'm getting better too.

782
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,320
All right, next.

783
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,320
Do you all have a way of taking live calls?

784
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:17,320
If so, could your Facebook page let us know when to call in?

785
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,320
Jimmy on a long distance call.

786
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:21,320
Okay, okay, okay.

787
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:26,320
Just so you know, Shannon's going to help me with the Facebook page.

788
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,320
Cool.

789
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,320
I'm going to have her help.

790
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,320
Yeah, she already said she will help me.

791
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,320
We're going to set up messenger.

792
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,320
People are going to be able to message and everything.

793
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,320
Excellent.

794
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,320
Well, there you go.

795
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:45,320
Okay, as far as live call-ins, okay, you'll have to monitor the page.

796
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:52,320
816-217-7177 is the number.

797
00:43:52,320 --> 00:44:00,320
And we'll have to let you know on the Facebook page because, you know, we don't have a live stream going.

798
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:05,320
But that is something that we're looking into, of having a continuous loop.

799
00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:10,320
And then just tell the times that we do the show live and you can, you know, tune in there.

800
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,320
So, oh, go ahead.

801
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:16,320
Because we do have a following on Facebook.

802
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:20,320
Yes, and we got a lot of them for summary.

803
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,320
We're reaching out.

804
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,320
I just, I take it slowly.

805
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:29,320
It's just a lot of our followers are people on my friends list.

806
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,320
Yeah, and also.

807
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,320
But we do have other people, like I mentioned.

808
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,320
What was her name?

809
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,320
Capica.

810
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:41,320
Damn it.

811
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,320
Hi, Opal.

812
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,320
Hi, Opal.

813
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,320
Hi, Jimmy.

814
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,320
Hi, Ricky.

815
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:49,320
Hi, Ricky.

816
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,320
Dodge City, Kansas.

817
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:51,320
Ra-Ra.

818
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:52,320
We love you guys.

819
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,320
Thank you for listening.

820
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,320
My favorite season.

821
00:44:56,320 --> 00:45:04,320
Okay, and another Jimmy that just did this email, he was on a long distance Bluetooth from Alaska.

822
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,320
So awesome.

823
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,320
Alaska.

824
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,320
Alaska.

825
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,320
He might be in a naval base is what I'm thinking.

826
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,320
I think he's like in like some sort of an Eskimo listing.

827
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,320
You know, so anyhow.

828
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,320
All right.

829
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,320
And finally, douchebags.

830
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:27,320
As you know, us here at Montrose were decimated by a large EF 1000 super tornado the other night.

831
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:33,320
A large, rare 10 mile wide twister with 5,000 mile an hour wind speeds.

832
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:37,320
Our one and only grain silo was destroyed, Rob.

833
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,320
Destroyed.

834
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,320
I know the silo.

835
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,320
I know the silo.

836
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,320
I know the silo.

837
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,320
I know the silo.

838
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,320
You don't know it anymore.

839
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:51,320
It's gone.

840
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,320
Oh, shit.

841
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,320
It went to silo heaven.

842
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:59,320
They're going to be decimated, man.

843
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:08,320
With only seven structures in this booming metropolis with my math, one seventh of our community was destroyed.

844
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:09,320
Okay.

845
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,320
Seven structures.

846
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,320
Yeah, seven structures.

847
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:14,320
Okay.

848
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,320
Yeah, I guess.

849
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,320
All right.

850
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,320
I think your math is close.

851
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,320
Okay.

852
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:24,320
With tremendous sadness, our civil war enactment and Douchebags Day are canceled.

853
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:33,320
Oh, talking about- Maybe we'll get up there and help them clean up and get things.

854
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,320
Well, they do have a request, Rob, and I'll get to that.

855
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,320
Oh, shit.

856
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,320
I'm going to get my pen and paper, really.

857
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,320
Go get it, Rob.

858
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,320
Right here.

859
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,320
Write it down.

860
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:51,320
We are doing this out of respect to our hundreds of pounds of corn that have now been displaced.

861
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:58,320
We vow to rebuild and we will pay back better than ever.

862
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:02,320
PS, could Rob look for a green silo?

863
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,320
We are in desperate need of one.

864
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:09,320
Please and thank you, Willie and Montrose.

865
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,320
Willie?

866
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,320
We've been here for them in a while.

867
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:25,320
Well, I don't know if the other ones, I don't know if Jeffy and them were hurt in the 1,000 mile an hour, 10 mile wide super EF-1000 twister or not.

868
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,320
I don't know.

869
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,320
So, I mean, he might have been hurt or something.

870
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,320
He might be laid up in the hospital and can't respond.

871
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,320
So, I guess Willie might be-

872
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,320
Actually, you know what I think is going on?

873
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,320
What's going on?

874
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:49,320
I think Willie is working off his phone data and I think the Wi-Fi is knocked out.

875
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:55,320
So, I'm thinking Willie is the only one that can get through it because of his phone data.

876
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:56,320
You know what?

877
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,320
You're right.

878
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,320
That's my opinion.

879
00:47:58,320 --> 00:47:59,320
I bet you you're right.

880
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:01,320
That's what is going on.

881
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,320
All right, Willie.

882
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,320
I'll do my best to find you a green silo.

883
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:09,320
Come on, I'm going to need to stop moving the damn thing.

884
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,320
You guys strap this in.

885
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:16,320
Do you guys have like an extra long trailer maybe to where we can lay this green silo down?

886
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,320
I mean, I don't imagine we could strap it.

887
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:25,320
You know, we couldn't truck strap it and have it standing straight up because it would probably be very dangerous when-

888
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,320
No, no.

889
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,320
We would have to lay it down.

890
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:32,320
But I do work for a trailer company.

891
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,320
We do all things.

892
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:38,320
If you have a lot of yellow and red tape, please donate it.

893
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:44,320
We're going to need a lot of it to end of the green silo because it's going to be hanging over the trailer a considerable amount.

894
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:48,320
And we need to warn people coming up on it that it's out a ways, right?

895
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,320
Yeah.

896
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,320
Seeing how it's only a 24-foot trailer.

897
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:53,320
Yes.

898
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,320
Yes.

899
00:48:54,320 --> 00:49:04,320
So, Rob, you're in charge of getting a green silo.

900
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,320
All right.

901
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:07,320
Well, guys, I guess you got-

902
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:08,320
Well, let me tell you.

903
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:15,320
If I get this damn green silo, guys, it's a civil war or not, but it better be on.

904
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,320
I agree.

905
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,320
If you get that green silo, it better be on.

906
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:28,320
And campsite number five better be ready for two douchebags.

907
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:29,320
I don't think the campsite was touched.

908
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:31,320
They didn't say anything about the campsite.

909
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,320
And I think Chet's-

910
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,320
Well, they better make sure after this.

911
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:39,320
Chet's double wide is probably okay because they didn't say anything about-

912
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,320
I'm hoping everybody else is all right.

913
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:42,320
I really am.

914
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:47,320
Because, remember, Chet is the one that's going to lend us an extension cord out of his double wide so we can have power.

915
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:48,320
Right.

916
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:49,320
Yeah.

917
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:53,320
So let's hope that Chet is okay and his double wide is okay.

918
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:59,320
From what I understand, the thousand mile an hour winds only hit the green silo.

919
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,320
So we're very fortunate about that.

920
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:10,320
But a seventh of the town is decimated and you have hundreds of pounds of corn that are displaced.

921
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:15,320
So, I mean, you talk about a tragedy, right?

922
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:16,320
Yeah.

923
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:17,320
Yeah, it is.

924
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,320
On that note, we'll be right back.

925
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:24,320
We're going to do a moment of silence for Montrose while we're off.

926
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,320
We have to.

927
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,320
Yes.

928
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:33,320
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

929
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:38,320
Hmm. Let's see.

930
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:44,320
If a worm could talk, would it be argumentive?

931
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:56,320
I may never know.

932
00:50:56,320 --> 00:51:04,320
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, two deuce lives in a microphone.

933
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:08,320
Next up, things overheard in hell.

934
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:14,320
Man, Axel Rose is such a great childhood therapist.

935
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:19,320
I hope he writes notebooks.

936
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,320
Hi, all. This is Chicago.

937
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:27,320
I am the most dangerous city in North America.

938
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:31,320
You can't touch me.

939
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:35,320
Oh, yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer, bitch.

940
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:39,320
Two deuce bags and a microphone, says.

941
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:44,320
You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass?

942
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,320
Just asking.

943
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:52,320
Continuing our quest here at Two Deuce Bags and a Microphone to be constantly funny,

944
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:59,320
once again we offer you strange insults from an alien.

945
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:03,320
When you Oatse it from your computer, will your head go so attached?

946
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:07,320
That's right. Yesterday's technology, today.

947
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,320
It's not radio. It's podcast.

948
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:14,320
Now we go to the amazing Mark the Palm Raider.

949
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,320
Hello, everybody, and welcome to Mark the Amazing Palm Raider.

950
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:20,320
First in line, please step up.

951
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,320
Let's see, young lady. I see a long lifeline.

952
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:29,320
I see success, happiness, love, fortune.

953
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:33,320
I also see a bit index finger.

954
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:40,320
Twenty dollars, please.

955
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,320
Two deuce bags and a microphone, raw and uncensored.

956
00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:45,320
See behind the smoke show.

957
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,320
Watch as the deuce bags get stung by a fork of bees.

958
00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:52,320
Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out.

959
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:57,320
Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the man-shitter accusations.

960
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,320
I'm not the man shitter.

961
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:03,320
Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free deuce bag calendar.

962
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,320
Mark off the day with a deuce bag looking at you.

963
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:10,320
Supplies are limited, so act now.

964
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,320
Now, from this underground bunker in Camden, Missouri,

965
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:18,320
stock full of dried guts, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys,

966
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:23,320
is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rad.

967
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:30,320
My mechanic told me I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made you one rather.

968
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:54,320
Good job.

969
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:58,320
Two deuce bags and microphone. Mark here.

970
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,320
And Rob here.

971
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,320
Alright.

972
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:06,320
Okay, well, I've got a little story here that's interesting.

973
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,320
You want to hear it, Rob?

974
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:13,320
Sure. You know I'm always in for interesting stories.

975
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,320
Okay, this one's good.

976
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:21,320
A South Korean woman lost $50,770 in a romance scam

977
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:26,320
after she fell in love with a deepfake version of Elon Musk.

978
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:31,320
Yep. This is not a fake story. Look it up.

979
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:36,320
Honestly, I bet there's some Americans that's done that too.

980
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:40,320
Probably. I mean, Elon Musk?

981
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,320
That guy looks like an alien.

982
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:48,320
Come on. Why would Elon Musk be asking you for money?

983
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,320
Hell, I...

984
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:55,320
Go into your story. Go into your story.

985
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:58,320
Yeah. I mean, look at all the idiots that get catfished.

986
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:03,320
But anyhow, according to an April 19th broadcast on KBS,

987
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,320
that's a Korean broadcast system,

988
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:11,320
the woman was befriended by a fake of Elon Musk's account on Instagram.

989
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:15,320
The article did not say if any of her scam money was recouped.

990
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:22,320
At least she didn't try to romance an AI knowingly like the loser did in a couple of shows ago.

991
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:26,320
She fell in love with that guy and he still wants to date AI

992
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:34,320
even after the AI turned him in for all the dick pics and everything.

993
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:40,320
Went rogue on him. He's still in love. He still wants to patch things up with it.

994
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:45,320
Just everybody out there, just go back and listen to a couple of shows.

995
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:49,320
Yeah. So I can say that about her.

996
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:53,320
She is not knowingly in love with artificial intelligence.

997
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:59,320
So anyhow, Rob, I turn this whole shit show over to you and good luck.

998
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:03,320
I think I might have you topped, brother.

999
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:05,320
Okay.

1000
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:13,320
I'm going back to my new segment because I'm telling you, I got some good ones tonight.

1001
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:16,320
I'm going back to get old Shakespeare.

1002
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,320
Oh, good.

1003
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:24,320
I have some good ones. Oh, man, these are good.

1004
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:36,320
Okay. These are Shakespearean insults to take down your enemies and crack up your friends.

1005
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:41,320
And this is a segment I went. This is my third segment right now.

1006
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:42,320
Okay.

1007
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,320
Okay. Here we go.

1008
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:53,320
I do wish that were a dog that I might love thee.

1009
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,320
Cool.

1010
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:59,320
Ten minutes of Athens, Act Four, Scene Four.

1011
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:07,320
And I'll tell you what, so far out of these what I've read, I'm going to have to watch this ten minute Athens.

1012
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:12,320
That is the best one I think.

1013
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,320
Okay. Next.

1014
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:30,320
That kiss is as comfortless as frozen water on a starved snake.

1015
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:37,320
Titus and Drannicus, Act Three, Scene One.

1016
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:39,320
And that's actually...

1017
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:45,320
That kiss is comfortless as frozen water on a starved snake.

1018
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:49,320
Yeah, that's pretty low, dude.

1019
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:53,320
Yeah. These are brilliant.

1020
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,320
So, Eddie.

1021
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:59,320
Yeah, this is Shakespeare for you.

1022
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,320
Okay. Next up.

1023
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:13,320
Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg all on one side.

1024
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:17,320
As you like it, Act Three, Scene Two.

1025
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:26,320
It's like...what would you call it? Condescending poetry?

1026
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,320
Yeah.

1027
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:30,320
Yeah. I love it.

1028
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:35,320
And he knew you had to make jabs at people. That's all I love about it.

1029
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:39,320
He made jabs at people that certain people may not have caught. You know what I mean?

1030
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:42,320
Yeah. A lot of people would not have caught it.

1031
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:48,320
That's like the greatest insult you can ever do to somebody is insult them without even realizing you insulted them.

1032
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:52,320
Because I used to do it all the time.

1033
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:54,320
Alternative insults.

1034
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:59,320
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. That was cool, too. Alternative insults. I always loved that.

1035
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:02,320
So, Eddie, go ahead.

1036
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:07,320
Oh, my God. This one's a rolling.

1037
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:26,320
You straddling, you eel-skin, you dried meat's tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock fish-oe for breath to utter what is like thee.

1038
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:39,320
You tailor's yard, you chef, you vile case, you vile standing cut.

1039
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:40,320
Wow.

1040
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:54,320
That's the words it says. Henry IV, Part 1, Act II, Scene 4. Dude, he was pissed at somebody.

1041
00:59:54,320 --> 01:00:01,320
Man. Geez.

1042
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:09,320
Okay. Okay. Next up. Heaven truly knows thou art false as hell.

1043
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:12,320
Okay.

1044
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:17,320
Can you guess which one it came from?

1045
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:20,320
Uh-uh.

1046
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:24,320
Attila.

1047
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,320
Oh, cool. Okay. That would make sense.

1048
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:30,320
Act 4, Scene 2. Make sense now?

1049
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:34,320
Uh-huh. Yes, it does.

1050
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:46,320
Okay. Next up. Out of my sight, thou dost infect mine eyes.

1051
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:50,320
Richard III, Act 1, Scene 2.

1052
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:54,320
Cool.

1053
01:00:54,320 --> 01:01:00,320
Oh, my God.

1054
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:06,320
Okay. Next up.

1055
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:08,320
I'll go another one or two.

1056
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:10,320
All right.

1057
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:18,320
It is the babe as loathsome as a toad.

1058
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:21,320
Oh, my God.

1059
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:27,320
Tyrus and Draticus, Act 4, Scene 3.

1060
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:32,320
Cool.

1061
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:39,320
Next. Like a toad, ugly and venomous.

1062
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:45,320
As you like it, Scene 2, Act 2, Scene 1.

1063
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:53,320
Okay.

1064
01:01:53,320 --> 01:02:08,320
Okay. For tonight's final, I must tell you, friendly ear, so when you can, you are not for all markets.

1065
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:13,320
Cool.

1066
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:16,320
Oh, my God.

1067
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:21,320
Okay. As you like it, Act 3, Scene 5.

1068
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:25,320
Very cool. Thank you, Rob.

1069
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:31,320
This must be good because you and I are both laughing at these.

1070
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:35,320
I want to hear from our listeners.

1071
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:38,320
I want to see what they take about these.

1072
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:42,320
Yeah. I would love some emails on this.

1073
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:48,320
To me, this could be a regular segment if you can get enough of them. I would love that.

1074
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:53,320
Well, unfortunately, I only have one more for tomorrow night.

1075
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:56,320
Okay. Well, all right.

1076
01:02:56,320 --> 01:03:02,320
Here is something that a study was done.

1077
01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:07,320
Boomers versus Gen Z in the restaurant tables.

1078
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:10,320
So you're in a restaurant, right?

1079
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:11,320
Yeah.

1080
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:15,320
And you're eating and you get ready to leave. Okay.

1081
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:25,320
And who do you think leaves the tables in worse condition?

1082
01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:29,320
People with kids.

1083
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:33,320
Boomers would not have kids. They would have grandkids. So maybe that's part of it.

1084
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,320
Okay. Yeah.

1085
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:40,320
Okay. Well, actually, boomers are a lot sloppier than Zs.

1086
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:41,320
Really?

1087
01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:44,320
Yes. They did a study.

1088
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:53,320
And boomers, they talked to, you know, restaurateurs and waitresses, waiters, you know, servers of all kinds.

1089
01:03:53,320 --> 01:04:02,320
And they did a big survey and everybody agreed that boomers are horrible at leaving tables.

1090
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:11,320
Like, so in other words, they said one of the things here they said was they'll walk up to a boomer table after they left and there'll be half eaten food.

1091
01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:17,320
There'll be like snot rags in the water, you know, like someone blew their nose, put it in the water.

1092
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:30,320
There'll be stuff all over the floor. There'll be stuff all over the table like, I don't know, applesauce, some old pie, some gravy.

1093
01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:41,320
But Zers, when they came up to a Z table, all the dishes were stacked neatly to where they could pick it up usually with one load.

1094
01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:47,320
And the table was somewhat cleaned up and everything was neat and tidy.

1095
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:56,320
So why do you think that is, Rob? I've got a theory on it, but I want to hear what you think first.

1096
01:04:56,320 --> 01:05:00,320
Honestly, I really don't know. I really don't know.

1097
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:01,320
Okay.

1098
01:05:01,320 --> 01:05:03,320
What's your theory?

1099
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:15,320
As long as I've been buying my own food at restaurants, I've noticed the older generation above me really despise tipping.

1100
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,320
Would that be agreed?

1101
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:18,320
Yeah.

1102
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:20,320
Yeah, they think that tipping is bullshit.

1103
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:30,320
Like, you know what, those people should, the owner charges enough for his food so they should be paying him more and not looking at me to pay this guy.

1104
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:35,320
They should not be dependent on me to pay his salary. That's the way they look at it.

1105
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:47,320
So here's what I think it is. I think the boomers look at it because they're getting a tip that they could just leave it in horrible condition.

1106
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:51,320
That's why they're getting that extra money.

1107
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:53,320
Alright.

1108
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:54,320
So I think Z's...

1109
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:56,320
Yeah, I can see that.

1110
01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:01,320
Z's just kind of like think it's just kind of the way it is. They don't question it.

1111
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:07,320
They're like, okay, well, this is part of it. You got to leave some money for the guy giving you the food or whatever.

1112
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:08,320
Okay.

1113
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:14,320
So I think Gen Z's have been accustomed to it and it's just a non thought.

1114
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:23,320
Where I think boomers still hold on to a little resentment, they feel they're paying that guy's wages and that the restaurant isn't paying them anything.

1115
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,320
You see what I'm saying?

1116
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:27,320
That's what I think it is.

1117
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:31,320
And I really was not surprised when I read that article. It was a big article.

1118
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:36,320
I decided not to read it because the whole thing goes into stuff that nobody needed to know.

1119
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:41,320
I just told you the bullet points of it and wanted to get your thought on it, Rob.

1120
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:46,320
So anyhow, that's what I think. Who knows what the real reason is.

1121
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:54,320
But it's pretty much unanimous. People agreed that boomers tables were filthy and Gen Z tables were kind of tidy and neat.

1122
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:59,320
So anyhow, Rob, you got something?

1123
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:08,320
Yeah, I'm getting back to it. You were going into something. I was looking for something. I didn't find it. So I'm going to back up and go into something else.

1124
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,320
Okay.

1125
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:16,320
Um, you got something to throw out real quick?

1126
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,320
Yes, I do actually. Yep.

1127
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:29,320
Um, the estate of late rapper Tupac Shakur is threatening to sue Drake over a diss track using Shakur's likeness with the help of artificial intelligence.

1128
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:39,320
So, okay, remember our theme of artificial intelligence and how we've been talking about the slippery slope and how it's coming upon us, right?

1129
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:41,320
We're talking about this for a long time now.

1130
01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,320
Well, now we're starting to see it happen.

1131
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:49,320
The lady that was duped in South Korea out of a lot of money thinking that Elon Musk was real.

1132
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:56,320
That was a deep fake. So now we're talking about another AI that was made of Tupac.

1133
01:07:56,320 --> 01:08:07,320
Okay. So last Friday, the Canadian rapper released a diss track on Instagram titled Taylor Made Freestyle, which was directed at Kendrick Lamar.

1134
01:08:07,320 --> 01:08:13,320
It uses an AI generated voice of Shakur as well as Snoop Dogg.

1135
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:22,320
The fake voices of the rap giants are heard urging the Compton native to protect the legacy of the West Coast hip hop.

1136
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:29,320
Prominent entertainment attorney Howard E. King is represented Shakur's estate, according to Pitchfork.

1137
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:43,320
In a statement obtained by the site, King called the diss a flagrant violation of Tupac's publicity and the estate's legal right and a blatant abuse of the legacy of the one of the greatest hip hop artists of all time.

1138
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:46,320
So here we go again.

1139
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:58,320
Two stories that I ran across are AI generated and are, well, one of them, I don't know if the lady's got in litigation or I don't think she's probably going to ever get her money back.

1140
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:01,320
But this is litigation actually happening over AI.

1141
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:04,320
Taylor Swift has litigation over AI.

1142
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:11,320
So I see a big pattern here that we went ahead and caught on to ahead of the curve, in my opinion.

1143
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:20,320
So, yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, is what it is, right?

1144
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:25,320
Yeah, I'm actually trying to get Taylor shot right now.

1145
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:29,320
I don't know. I'm not dissing Taylor. I'm glad she's suing the people.

1146
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:34,320
Whoever put the fake images of her nude need to be there.

1147
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:37,320
No, no, no, I totally agree with that.

1148
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:38,320
Yeah. So.

1149
01:09:38,320 --> 01:09:40,320
We have other issues with her.

1150
01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:45,320
And now my new girlfriend's trying to get me to like her.

1151
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:50,320
Well, my only issue is her is throwing out her political influence.

1152
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:57,320
I've never liked. And remissions and all that.

1153
01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:02,320
Yeah. Yeah. Yep.

1154
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:19,320
Yeah. But, you know, I mean, I can't deny her talent and her Taylor Swift's talent and her ingenuity on how to make money and how to use her her voice and her image to generate a lot of income.

1155
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:23,320
Very good. She is a business person. Absolutely.

1156
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:25,320
Yes, I will give her that.

1157
01:10:25,320 --> 01:10:29,320
And a very good one. So anyhow.

1158
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:35,320
Anyhow, Rob, you had something you want to go into before we turn out the lights on this bitch?

1159
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:41,320
Yeah, I got one there. And this is something for everybody.

1160
01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:56,320
Before you go out and pay a tip, here are some tipping habits you may want to review that could be coming off more literally than you expected.

1161
01:10:56,320 --> 01:11:01,320
We're just talking about tipping too. So this goes right into it.

1162
01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:04,320
Yeah, it does.

1163
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:10,320
First one, you tip on this stomach cost.

1164
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:22,320
If you're trying to make your paycheck search further, you may be going out to eat with coupons or finding other discounts to help you save money.

1165
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:24,320
True.

1166
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:28,320
These could be great ways to lower your bill.

1167
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:34,320
But you should still tip on the pre-discount cost.

1168
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:36,320
And not the final price.

1169
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:43,320
Just to clarify, if it's 30% off, you tip on the 100% of what the meal was worth before the discount.

1170
01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:45,320
Exactly. Exactly.

1171
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,320
Okay. All right. I can see that. Yeah.

1172
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,320
Yeah.

1173
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:54,320
Okay, next up.

1174
01:11:54,320 --> 01:12:02,320
You may have a few quarters of dimes that you think are an easy way to tip on top of your cash.

1175
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:15,320
However, some experts in restaurants and services say it's difficult for workers to deal with loose change in addition to paper cash.

1176
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:19,320
It coins way more and can be easier to lose.

1177
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:24,320
You know, and another thing is, is I think it's degrading to leave change.

1178
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:27,320
You leave real money, as in paper money, up there.

1179
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:32,320
You leave change to me, it's just kind of like an ear, have what's in my pocket.

1180
01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:35,320
That's what you give to a client if you want to take the call.

1181
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:36,320
I totally agree with you.

1182
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:44,320
Yeah. Yeah. I just think that that's just low budget kind of.

1183
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:47,320
Okay, next.

1184
01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:58,320
It's difficult to know exactly how much you should tip, but 15% is considered the minimum and not the average.

1185
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:00,320
Yes.

1186
01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:01,320
Did you know that?

1187
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:03,320
I did know that.

1188
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:12,320
20% is more like the average, and 25% if you really liked the person and thought they did an overwhelming job.

1189
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:26,320
Yeah, it goes on this article and states, servers and other people who rely on tips usually have to do so because they get paid less than minimum wage.

1190
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:35,320
Which is why 20% has become the standard to tip and help workers earn cash.

1191
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:39,320
Uh huh.

1192
01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:43,320
Okay, next.

1193
01:13:43,320 --> 01:13:54,320
You might bring gifts to your favorite waiter at a local restaurant or baked goods to your favorite hairdresser when you get a haircut.

1194
01:13:54,320 --> 01:14:01,320
But cash is still king no matter how friendly you are with different workers.

1195
01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:12,320
Plan to pay cash and put a tip on your charge code whenever you're out and start dipping with gifts.

1196
01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:15,320
Cool.

1197
01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:21,320
Yeah, I agree with all these so far.

1198
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:22,320
Okay.

1199
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:35,320
Next, one of the biggest frustrations you might have is going to a restaurant and waiting for food that takes forever.

1200
01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:36,320
Uh huh.

1201
01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:39,320
Are you ready to list them?

1202
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:42,320
I think I know what it's going to say, but go ahead.

1203
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:48,320
However, the delay could be out of your servers control.

1204
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:55,320
Servers are not responsible for the kitchen or behind or staffing issues.

1205
01:14:55,320 --> 01:15:07,320
Remember to still give them a tip and don't use what they'll only tip as a way to punish workers for things they don't have power to change.

1206
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:11,320
Okay, and I've got a little tip for people if they're wondering here.

1207
01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:17,320
Okay, number one, look to see how many people this server is serving.

1208
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:21,320
Lots of times waiters and waitresses do not show up for their shift.

1209
01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:23,320
It's a very fluctuating deal.

1210
01:15:23,320 --> 01:15:25,320
People don't stay at it very long.

1211
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:28,320
They don't consider it a real job.

1212
01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:29,320
They're hung over.

1213
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:31,320
A lot of times they don't show up.

1214
01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:34,320
They call in because they don't really care if they keep the job or not.

1215
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:42,320
So number one, you look around the whole restaurant and see if that poor woman is serving the whole damn restaurant and the bar.

1216
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:45,320
If she is, give her a break.

1217
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:55,320
Number two, if you can see the partial kitchen or the full kitchen dependent on the establishment and you can see your food sitting up there.

1218
01:15:55,320 --> 01:16:04,320
You're like, man, I just ordered the linguine and there's linguine and Val here ordered the mushroom burger and there's a mushroom burger up there.

1219
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:10,320
And then I don't know, some friend ordered the, I don't know, eggplant parmesan.

1220
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:16,320
It's all sitting up there and she's like sitting there talking, you know, at the bar to some guy.

1221
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:29,320
Then yes, you should be like, hey, but most of the time that food is not there and they're waiting for it because the restaurant inside the kitchen is short staffed.

1222
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:37,320
So remember these little tidbits when you go and you into a restaurant before you get mad at the server.

1223
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:43,320
Like you said, Rob, like this article said, it's not always, most of the times it's not the server.

1224
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:47,320
Most of the times it's short staffed everywhere else.

1225
01:16:47,320 --> 01:16:51,320
So.

1226
01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:53,320
Anyhow, you got more?

1227
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:57,320
Okay. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, there's a few more here.

1228
01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:59,320
Okay.

1229
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:04,320
Next up, you can't afford the tip.

1230
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:14,320
It could be frustrating to make dinner at home every night or drink beer with your friends in your backyard and stay going to a bar.

1231
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:25,320
But make sure you budgeted for tips before you go out and consider staying in or finding ways to save more cash.

1232
01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:32,320
If going out means skipping a tip.

1233
01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:37,320
Yeah, I agree. If you don't have enough money to tip, don't go out.

1234
01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:42,320
Exactly. I mean, the people are serving you deserve something.

1235
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:46,320
Yes.

1236
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:51,320
Next up, the only tip if you sit down and eat.

1237
01:17:51,320 --> 01:18:04,320
The pandemic made food delivery more popular and you may be using sites like DoorDash or Club Hub more often now for the minions.

1238
01:18:04,320 --> 01:18:16,320
Your delivery drivers should be tipped for their services even if you aren't sitting down at a restaurant to eat their food.

1239
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:28,320
Consider giving a tip to drivers who usually use their own cars that they need to pay for to deliver your food.

1240
01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:33,320
Yeah, yeah. But the kitchen staff.

1241
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:46,320
Okay. Now, whenever since post pandemic that started during the pandemic because people are literally, you know, risking their lives to go in and prepare your food and to work.

1242
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:51,320
Okay, because as an essential job and they were supposed to be there and they showed up there.

1243
01:18:51,320 --> 01:19:05,320
So, yeah, they deserve a little bit extra money. But now that the pandemic is supposedly over, they still keep that tipping on there whenever you order pickup, which I don't necessarily agree with.

1244
01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:16,320
Because number one, I doubt if that money goes all of it goes to them. How can they tell? It's on the website. It's just, you know, it goes through the Internet.

1245
01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:21,320
I bet you a lot of restaurants are just kind of like, give them a couple of bucks and they won't know.

1246
01:19:21,320 --> 01:19:26,320
Yeah. Number two, I don't think it's really viable to do that. I mean, why would you do that?

1247
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:36,320
I mean, those people get paid a wage and they get paid higher than the waiters and waitresses. So anyhow, go ahead.

1248
01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:48,320
Okay, next. Tipping has become more convenient with credit card slips, including a line just for a tip.

1249
01:19:48,320 --> 01:20:00,320
You may just write a number on the total line and skip doing the math. But it's a good idea to clearly state tip when signing the bill.

1250
01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:12,320
There were some issues with that. People were adding to them because people were not doing the math. Everybody has a cell phone with a calculator on it. Do the math.

1251
01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:30,320
Okay, next up. Sometimes it's nice to reward good service, but perhaps you have extra cash to tip 25% instead of the typical 20%.

1252
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:45,320
But there is such a thing as over tipping and that can cause your server issues. You might think tipping $40 on a $20 bill is a nice gesture,

1253
01:20:45,320 --> 01:21:03,320
but I could be perceived as too extravagant or your server may worry that you didn't mean to tip that much. If you want to over tip, use cash.

1254
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:13,320
Okay. I can see that. I don't necessarily have anything against that.

1255
01:21:13,320 --> 01:21:26,320
Right. Okay, and my final one tonight. Tipping at restaurants is considered normal, but what about other locations?

1256
01:21:26,320 --> 01:21:41,320
It can be best for them to carry cash when they're used to paying or tipping with a credit card. Make sure you have extra cash to tip when traveling.

1257
01:21:41,320 --> 01:22:09,320
Consider leaving it up to hotel workers to clean the cleaning service that tends to your room and show a few dollars for those drivers at long-term parking lots who handle your suitcases and get you back to your car.

1258
01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:11,320
Very good. I like that one.

1259
01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:14,320
I do too. And also another one is the sky cap.

1260
01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:16,320
Sorry, this is so long, strong.

1261
01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:28,320
No, no, no. I love that segment, Rob. It was really good. And also I talked on it a lot too because I have a lot to interject in this because I agree with so much of that. I think it's a great article. Okay.

1262
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:31,320
That's his morals. That's his morals.

1263
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:45,320
It is. And also sky caps. I see a lot of people not tipping the sky cap out in front of the airport. Those guys don't get paid a whole lot to do that. And they depend on tips to get by.

1264
01:22:45,320 --> 01:23:03,320
And those are the guys that print out your boarding pass, tell you where to go. Make sure, you know, hey, here's TSA over here. I see that you're a pre-border, or TSA. Okay, that line's over here.

1265
01:23:03,320 --> 01:23:24,320
Here's your boarding pass. And by the way, it's no longer B15, it's B12. So make sure you go there. And then you take your luggage. Then when you walk into the airport, you're free. You don't have anything, man. You just walk right through TSA, you know, and then go to your area and then, I don't know, get a burger or something and relax before your flight.

1266
01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:39,320
Sky cap. Yeah, sky cap. I always tip them well because I love those guys. I look for them. So, and then like you said, I mean, the tram workers, they don't get paid a whole lot.

1267
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:55,320
Let's say you parked at Satellite Park and at KCI. Okay, and then the tram comes and gets you from the areas. That guy's not getting paid a whole lot. And a lot of times, they will deviate from their normal route to come get you because they've seen their, I've had them do this a lot of times before.

1268
01:23:55,320 --> 01:24:17,320
They see you sitting there for a long time and there's no one else coming. So they'll just cut across when they're not supposed to get you and they'll come get you anyhow. So remember them. So anyhow. Yeah, I love that article. Well, you think we ought to call it a day on this bitch and wrap it up?

1269
01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:33,320
Yeah, I think so. All righty. Everybody, thank you for listening. I did not get maxed out by a huge tornado. So there was no pauses on this. So anyhow, have a good night, assholes. Thank you for listening.

1270
01:24:33,320 --> 01:24:37,320
Good night, assholes.

1271
01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:49,320
Oh no, looks like the show's over kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.