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we have a class together? I could have swore we had chemistry. Two Dushbags and a Microphone. I'm

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Mark. And I'm Rob. Rob, so you had a pretty good day. We talked before we got on this program here

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and we both had some pretty good days. We both had something similar happen. We both got poured on

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for a little bit. Yeah, definitely. Mine I got paid for though. You didn't. No, no, but I needed to get rid of all the

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furniture out of the garage. And I did that last week and I put it in the middle of the back driveway.

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And then today my job was to open up the gate, which is hard to open because we haven't secured

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very well. And there are a bunch of vegetation and stuff grew over it, including trees. So I'm taking

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my little handheld chainsaws out there and zapping everything down. And it actually took longer to

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open up that gate that's never open than just, you know, taking out the furniture. So then I'm

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starting to take out the furniture and I'm way away from the house at this point. And it just

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starts pouring on me. And by the time I was like, you know what, I could go in, but I'm about as wet

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as I can get right now. So I just, I'm just going to keep working through it. But like, yeah, like you said, you got paid for it. I did not. So anyhow, other than that, it's been pretty good day. Spent some day with family, got to see the grandkids a little bit. And anyhow, we ordered some food from Johnny's. You know, Johnny's Tavern here in Kansas City. There's like four or five of them.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Johnny's. Yeah, of course. Johnny's is still around.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah, they have some pretty interesting food there. We got some pretty decent food from there. We're pretty happy. And anyhow, and that's why I got back a little bit late is because, you know, we wanted to get the food and eat for a little bit. And then, and then we came back. And, and then on the way back, we're taking off on 150 Highway going to Holmes Road, right? And

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there, there is a car. I don't know what Olympia Highway is. No, 150. 150. 150. No, okay. I thought you said Olympia. No, no, no. I said 150. Okay. Anyhow, 150. Oh, that's why. Okay. So we, we take off on that. On the exit ramp, right? Right in the middle of the exit ramp, there's a car stalled.

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With its with its blinkers on his hazard lights on right. So there's nobody in it. The windows are down. There's nobody in it. So we're like, oh shit, what we do. So called the cops, right? The non emergency number because you know, it wasn't 911 situation. So I wasn't getting stabbed or shot at or something. And they never answered.

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Is a very dangerous situation. And they never answered because I'm telling you what's going to happen is, is getting nightfall. Now it's nightfall. It's night out there. What's going to happen is, is those lights are going to go out those dim light, the battery is going to go dead. And so it's going to plow right into that full force at probably 50 miles an hour. Right? Right. Right.

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So could not get the cops to answer for nothing. So I don't know what to do. Yeah. No, at that point, I'll tell you what to do. What? At that point, call a tow truck and have it towed to do your expense. That's a good idea. It's a hazard. You're right. You're right. Yeah. Okay. Well, I really thought the cops are going to answer, but they did not. So that's why you keep me around. That is right.

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That you're the other, you're the other douchebag.

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Yeah, but to be a douchebag, you got to come up with quick answers like that.

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That's true. Yep. That just proves your douchebag areas in high game.

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Yeah. All right. The first thing I got here, and I know you know about this, Rob. Ozzy.

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Yeah. I know exactly where you're going. Finally, as a solo artist, as a solo artist, inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and as well he should have. In America, Ozzy Solo has always been much bigger than Sabbath. In England, Sabbath has always been much bigger than Ozzy Solo. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is based here in America. It is mainly for American music, music of America.

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The stuff that we like here. So he should have been in it all along. There's other ones. There's other atrocities too, that they that they left people out and stuff. And Iron Maiden is a good example. But, but finally, they listened. And so got a little thing here. Ozzy has been nominated and inductee into the Hall of Fame. Ozzy has sold over 100 million albums worldwide, including 30 million in the USA.

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Ozzy's career has spanned over 55 years. Ozzy was fired from Black Sabbath in 1979 for substance abuse issues. Ozzy's career, it appeared to be over. With much help from his wife manager, Sharon, his career was resurrected with all new top notch musicians. Ozzy let the world in on a brand new phenom. And his name was Randy Rhodes. He was responsible for the new 80s style of hard rock guitar.

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You know, from George Lynch to even as, even the guy that took over after he passed away, Jakey Lee. I mean, all of these guys got this from something from Randy Rhodes because of his new style. Every young guitarist was trying to emulate him, which spawned many bands with a flat, fast, flashy guitar set the tone for the 80s scene. Randy tragically passed away on tour after Ozzy's second solo album, Diary of a Madman. Randy was in a plane crash that took his life.

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Ozzy and Sharon had to keep going on even though their best friend had passed. Ozzy then got a young guitarist named Jakey Lee. Jake was a wizard on guitar as well, carrying the flashy, fast, precise playing style. Ozzy released two albums with Jake and then Jake was fired.

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The reason he was fired is still up for debate. I mean, I don't think that Ozzy's really addressed it that much or Sharon has addressed it that much. And I know Jake had some bad feelings because he made sure people knew him.

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So enter his new guitar wizard, Zach Wilde. The first album put out by Ozzy was Zach was No Rest for the Wicked. This effort sold just over two million. To Ozzy that was a lackluster selling album.

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Ozzy and Zach went back to the drawing board and then released in 1991 his second best selling album and smash radio hits, No More Tears album.

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This had two, it was a sensation. This had two number one hits, the title track No More Tears and My Mom Coming Home.

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Then other hits in the top 10 and 20. The album stayed like Safety and Numbers or I'm Not Coming Home. It's called Sin. That was a big, there was a bunch of them. Anyhow.

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So the album stayed on the charts for over four years. Ozzy became a household name after his MTV's reality show of Ozzy and his family simply titled The Osbournes.

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Ozzy cannot tour anymore because of his health ailments and other issues. He still is putting out quality music despite all of his health issues.

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Ozzy has his own SiriusXM satellite radio channel, Ozzy's Boneyard. Him and his family also are doing a very popular award winning podcast presently.

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Ozzy does a lot of specialty shows on the SiriusXM Ozzy's Boneyard which are very good. He is always active, always doing things. He had a couple of books written.

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I think one of them is called Call Me Dr. Ozzy and the other one is called I Am Ozzy or something like that. I'm in the middle of I Am Ozzy and it's a very good, really really good biography or autobiography I guess.

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It's very descriptive. It's as good as Gieser Butler's book and Gieser Butler's book was very descriptive. They have very similar experiences of the music scene and growing up in an impoverished post World War II Germany.

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Or not Germany, England. They had a really tough time growing up and they had nothing to look forward to except music. Both of these books illustrate so well about what they were feeling, how music had to be it because they had really no other hope of success in life.

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And anyhow, Ozzy, one hell of a dude man and he deserves to be in the Hall of Fame and I'm glad he's finally going to get his due. So Rob, you said you...

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Well, I'm finally glad. I hope he walks up and accepts it. But from what I read this time he's going to.

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Yes, yes. Look, he can't stand up straight but he can walk with his back hunched over. I mean look, he had that ATV accident back in 2004, maybe something like that.

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Right, right, right.

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He almost killed him. He was messed up and they had to put some things in his back like steel rods and stuff. The problem is he re-injured it in 2019. He fell down the stairs. I understand they're pretty steep.

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Right, at a concert.

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No, not at a concert.

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I remember right.

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No, no, no. Not at a concert. It was at his Beverly Hills home.

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Oh, was it? I was taking him to visit a concert.

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They claimed that the doctor fucked his back up. They didn't do the surgery right. That's what they're saying. So then they went and had to try to have it amended and have something done different.

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But when they went in there they discovered that the bone had been bad for so long that it was basically disintegrating. So they had to put rods in his back. He cannot have another back surgery.

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And then this last surgery that they did where they put the rods in and they had to dig out a tumor.

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So whether he's ever going to walk again properly is up in the air I say probably doubtful. He's probably never going to be able to do a concert again even though he wants to do a final one in Birmingham.

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Although he wants to.

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Although he wants to very badly.

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But I bet you as far as the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, I bet you he could probably walk up there to accept the award.

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Maybe he has help from Sharon. Maybe he has help from his children.

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Maybe he just, you know, kind of just scoots over there with a cane.

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But I think that he is probably going to do it and he's going to do it because he needs to.

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You know what I mean? He needs to.

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Well after his last couple albums he deserves it.

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I'll tell you what.

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We've talked about that. We've talked about that.

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What happened is he's got a new producer, Andrew Watt, who is a very good producer, a young guy.

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And he produces things like Moses Balone, Lady Gaga, what was the other one.

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He just got out of tour.

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Well anyhow, he's a very talented younger guy and he has kind of taken Ozzy and brought him back to his original music.

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Because there's like four or five albums there where it sounded like Black Label Society and not Ozzy.

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With that down tuning and that real heavy thick, kind of almost grungy sound.

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Well that would have been Sackwild.

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Exactly.

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The thing is, the album before last, Ordinary Man, I don't think it featured any of Sackwild.

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It had Andrew Watt on guitar. Who's a very good guitarist?

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He's not as good as Sackwild but he doesn't do that down tuning stuff.

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They wrote songs kind of in the mold of what he used to do.

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And it was a really good album. He had a song with Elton John, Ordinary Man, that was very good.

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And then this last album, he got to play with his idols and good thing that he got Jeff Beck to do two songs on that album.

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Because Jeff Beck died not even a year later.

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And I'm sure Ozzy's probably like sad but happy he got to experience playing with Jeff Beck because Cream was one of his favorite bands.

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What else? Was it Cream? I forgot.

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The Yardbirds was one of his favorite bands and Jeff Beck was in that.

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And Jeff Beck was all over the English scene, very renowned and a really good guitarist.

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So he got to play with him. And the other guy was Eric Clapton.

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He loved that wah-wah pedal stuff that Eric Clapton made famous.

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And that was Cream, not Jeff Beck.

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So anyhow, Ozzy got to work with those guys and I feel like what we're missing in touring, he made up in albums.

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You think? Yeah, I think he did too.

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Yeah, I think he had more time to concentrate on him. He had nothing else to do.

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And he was really particularly worried about the quality and the consistency of these albums.

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And it worked. It worked.

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So Ozzy, I hope you get to walk up there and do this.

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I think he's living in England now so it's a long plane ride so who knows?

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We'll see. I almost bet he hasn't helped up to the mic.

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Yeah, and that's fine. That's fine. Just as long as he can go up there and get the...

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He would have been sure. I almost bet it would be sure.

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I bet it would because she's been there the whole time. She pretty much saved his life.

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So anyhow, Ozzy, good for you, man. Awesome.

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Let him go out the way he deserves.

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Absolutely. Absolutely.

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So Rob, we'll go to you and then I have a little thing here that I want to get to before we go to break so go ahead.

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Yeah, I got a little one here.

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In the original movie Roadhouse, Patrick Slaze's character, James Dalton, famously said,

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pain don't hurt.

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He apparently never saw Roadhouse 2.

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Last call.

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I didn't even know it existed.

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Just before Jake Gyllenhaal and Conor McGregor were made the 1989 Swayze classic,

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there were actually an official Roadhouse sequel released directly to video in 2006.

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And watching it sure does hurt.

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Wow. Okay.

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I did not know they came out with it.

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I had no idea either.

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I would have already watched it. I loved the original Roadhouse.

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Well, that tells you that there wasn't very much money invested in it because there's absolutely no promotion.

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One of us surely would have heard about it, right?

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Well, actually, I think it goes along with the storyline.

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Oh, okay.

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The film stars Jonathan Shash, S-E-H-A-E-C-H, as Shane Tanner, a New York City DEA agent,

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and the son of the legendary Dalton.

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Okay.

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This is a DEA agent in New York that is his son.

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Okay. Wow. Okay.

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I'm going to look for that. I'm going to try it. I'm going to watch it. I'm going to see how I like it.

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Yeah. Well, I don't know. They're saying it's probably not worth it.

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I'll still do it. I don't care. It looks a bad movie.

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Even though we're only 17 years between the films and Dalton never mentioned having a son,

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it would probably be best to just accept it and move on.

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However, the truly manning aspect of the sequel is that when the movie opens,

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the beloved Dalton, the best cooler in the business,

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and his valiant hero who brought justice to the double douche bar is dead.

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Okay.

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So before this one came out, they already killed Dolph Dolph.

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Okay. Hmm.

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Okay. I'll do one. I'm going to watch it and I'll give a report on it next podcast.

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This sounds kind of funny, actually.

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It sounds boring to me.

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Well, I think it's just going to be cheesy as hell, which makes it fun.

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Unless they go in and tell Dalton died, you know.

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I don't know.

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But I don't know. This sound wise, it's kind of depressing.

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Like the... According to Seish, who also had a writing credit on the film,

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Roadhouse 2, Last Call, I think gave it to be a remake, nice, equal.

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That's when Sony Pictures, Home Entertainment stepped in.

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At the time, Sony had been releasing low budget direct to video.

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Yes, they did for quite a while.

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The popular films, often a little or no connection to the source material,

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such as Cruel Intentions 2, Hollow Man 2, and Single White Female 2, The Psycho.

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I'm going to watch it definitely.

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Okay, I'd heard about Hollow Man 2, but the rest I hadn't heard about.

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Wow.

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It sounds interesting, but the way this article is reading it,

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it really shouldn't waste your time.

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Okay, then you know what?

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If you're a Roadhouse fan like I am, I'm checking this out.

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I am too. So, hey, I've got a question for you, Rob.

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Yeah.

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You know Sedalia, Missouri, right?

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I have an answer.

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Okay, you know Sedalia, Missouri, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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A couple hours away from where, maybe?

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Yeah, yeah, okay.

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Well, you know, that's the famous Ozark Mountain Festival

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that went awry many years ago in like 74, 76, something like that.

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Yeah.

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And there's a lot of history on that.

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Well, did you know that they have a Mozart Festival going on now?

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I mean, not right now, but in September.

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And I knew this because I'm a big fan of Glenn Hughes, formerly of Deep Purple,

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Trapeze, Black Sabbath, his own stuff, Black Country Communion.

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So he's like, you know, a very accomplished, very good singer and bassist.

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So I saw on his website that he updated his tour information,

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and Sedalia, Missouri was on there, and the Mozart Festival.

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I'm like, huh, never heard of that, but I got tickets because I want to see Glenn Hughes.

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But then when I got to seeing the three days this festival is,

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and seeing the bands that are on it, I'm like, maybe I'll go for three days.

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It has bands like Revisiting Credence,

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which is a couple of guys from Credence Clearwater Revival.

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I don't know if they're originals, but they were in there somewhere.

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Dan McGinnis and Kurt Griffey, lead vocal and lead guitar respectively,

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performed, I know it's not John Fogerty,

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but I think this guy might have taken over after he left.

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There's Low Cash, who is, I don't know what you would call him,

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kind of backwards or something, backwards something.

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And then they have Starship with Mickey Thomas.

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And then this is the one that got me besides Glenn Hughes, Molly Hatchet.

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Oh, dude!

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Yes, Molly Hatchet.

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We don't have to go.

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Well, I'm going to the Glenn Hughes one.

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Molly Hatchet is the first night, Friday.

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So I'll have to go to Friday.

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And then Saturday I think I'm going to skip because that's like a bunch of country acts.

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So anyhow.

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I'm there. I'll take a vacation day.

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Hell yeah.

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I would love to see Molly.

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Molly Hatchet was named after the famous 17th century axe murderess, Hatchet Molly,

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who would behead her lovers with a hand tool Lizzie Borden made famous.

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Did you know that?

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Right.

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OK.

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Right.

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But I just love their music.

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Yeah.

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Their music is awesome.

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Glenn Hughes, he was a very accomplished guy.

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He's going to be playing.

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Very, very.

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He's going to be playing Sunday night.

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There's a bunch of other bands there.

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Head East is going to be there.

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Oh, shit.

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Yeah.

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The Kings of Queen.

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I don't know.

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We may have to do a weekend and do a live.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Petra is going to be there.

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Seven Bridges.

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Who?

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Petra.

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Anyhow.

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Yeah, the Christian Rock band.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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They're very good.

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Yeah.

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Their age stuff was awesome.

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Yeah.

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There's a really good, highly.

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You cannot tell the Christian Rock from rock on the radio.

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No, I know.

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No, I know.

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Yeah.

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There's Black Magic, which is a tribute to Carlos Santana.

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It has a lot of really good guitars you probably never heard of, but it's supposed to be a

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top notch program to listen or to watch and to listen.

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That would be a good one to see too.

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They're on Friday night.

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Yeah.

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That sounds good.

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Yeah.

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I've been saying that as my life.

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Yeah.

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Mozart, sounds like a pretty good festival.

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I never knew existed.

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I never heard of it either.

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It's in September, September 21st or 20th through the 22nd, I believe is what it is.

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It's Friday through Sunday.

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At least it's going to be there Sunday to see Glenn Hughes.

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I'm going to try to make it there Friday to see Molly Hatchett.

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So yeah.

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Yeah.

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Anyhow.

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Let's do what we can do.

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Yeah, let's do it.

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We'll talk.

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Let's take our first break and we're going to come back.

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I got some emails.

283
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Sound good?

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All right.

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Sounds good.

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I hope.

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Yeah.

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I think they're pretty good.

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I hope they're good ones.

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They're pretty good this week.

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They're pretty good.

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All right, man.

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We'll be right back.

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This is Chicago.

331
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I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

333
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334
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This is Kansas City here.

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Hold my beard, bitch.

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Oh Lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

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Don't worry.

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I have a clown nose.

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Oh no, that drunk guy just hit my child.

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It's okay.

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I have a clown nose.

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Clown nose.

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Just put one on and you can do anything.

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Wanna run for office?

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Murder people in public?

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Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

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Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

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Grab one today and make magic happen.

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This is Satan.

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You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

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I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags

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in a microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

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I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day.

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Enjoy.

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And we are back.

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This is Two Douchebags in Microfilm Podcast.

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I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob Ratt.

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Almost forgot to tell my name.

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Anyhow.

363
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Which is funny because my permanent work is running around calling me Rob Ratt.

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I love it.

365
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,240
He listens time to time.

366
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,240
That's cool.

367
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Awesome.

368
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Cool.

369
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Tell him.

370
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I love it.

371
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I'm eating it up.

372
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:47,240
Hey, ask him if he's going to buy your jigsaw puzzle.

373
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I need to.

374
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,240
I need to.

375
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:58,240
Yeah, you do.

376
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,240
Okay, well like I said, that's awesome.

377
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,240
Yeah, now that we're distracted again like usual.

378
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,240
Yeah, yeah.

379
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,240
That's awesome though.

380
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,240
He calls you Rob Ratt.

381
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,240
That name's catching on.

382
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,240
Yeah, he tells me, what's up Rob Ratt?

383
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Right in front of somebody else.

384
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:19,240
Tell him to buy your jigsaw puzzle and also you have his pencil shavings if he figures

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out a fake story of the week.

386
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Your fake story of mine.

387
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:24,240
Either one.

388
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,240
He can figure out either one and when he does, tell him that you will bring his pencil shavings

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the next day.

390
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:34,240
Oh, hell no.

391
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,240
We work at a metal shop.

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I run the saw.

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I'll make him steel shavings.

394
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There we go.

395
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All right.

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Well, in case anyone's wondering, we have a fake story each week.

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I have one.

398
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I'll make for my foreman, Mark.

399
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,240
Yeah, he shares the same name as me.

400
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,240
Oh, okay, cool.

401
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:54,240
And honestly, he's a very, very good friend.

402
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He sounds like it.

403
00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,240
So, okay, he can get metal shavings, but we promised pencil shavings.

404
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The only one that figures out our fake story of the week.

405
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I'm really going on the second week now, I think as of Wednesday evening.

406
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It'll be two weeks if no one figures it out and I will have one finally.

407
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And you are going to put your out.

408
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You won the last one.

409
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,240
No one caught it.

410
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,240
Yeah, mine's not even out yet.

411
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So anyhow, yeah.

412
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I had 10 awards and it's going to be a good one.

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I tried to disguise the last one with Coca-Cola, but someone that worked at the Lenexa bottling plant sniffed it out.

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So this time I disguised it.

415
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I'm living in the city.

416
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,240
Yep.

417
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:42,240
Well, you know what?

418
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I work here.

419
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What do you do?

420
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,240
Okay.

421
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,240
Anyhow.

422
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,240
Hey, D-Bags.

423
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,240
Any way you could get an interview with interesting people?

424
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,240
Just trying to help.

425
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,240
The podcast is great.

426
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,240
Well, the podcast is great.

427
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,240
Why do you want other people on it?

428
00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:03,240
No, anyone interesting will not be on our show.

429
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,240
Go ahead.

430
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:05,240
Okay.

431
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:16,240
I was going to go back to you and Topher with some of your other guests that you had live.

432
00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,240
Well, yeah, that's when we were doing it.

433
00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:20,240
I'm thinking that's where this person is.

434
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:21,240
Oh, you know what?

435
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:23,240
He probably is.

436
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:24,240
Okay.

437
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:27,240
Hey, what was his name?

438
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:29,240
He didn't get one.

439
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,240
Something Sky.

440
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,240
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

441
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Deep Sky.

442
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,240
Deep Sky, yeah.

443
00:34:37,240 --> 00:34:41,240
I'm thinking that's probably about what he's thinking.

444
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,240
We call him Deep Sky, but he called himself Brandon.

445
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But we know that wasn't his name.

446
00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,240
Because I called him Brandon.

447
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:49,240
He's long gone.

448
00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:51,240
He forgot that he called himself Brandon.

449
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:55,240
I called him Brandon a couple of times during the interview, and he didn't even look at me.

450
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:57,240
So I know it was a fake name.

451
00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,240
So anyhow.

452
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:01,240
And we don't know.

453
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:03,240
I mean, there's just something going on there.

454
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,240
He knows a lot of stuff.

455
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:11,240
So anyhow, when I called him back and text him and stuff, he really flipped out when I tried to take his picture for the podcast.

456
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:16,240
And then he kind of excused himself really, really soon after that.

457
00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:20,240
So I don't think he trusts us anymore, which sucks, because I would love to have him on more.

458
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,240
But anyhow, I don't know.

459
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,240
I don't know.

460
00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:26,240
Yeah, I listen to that one.

461
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:29,240
Dude, he was.

462
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:31,240
I like him.

463
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:32,240
I would have.

464
00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,240
I'd like to have him back myself.

465
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:37,240
Whether you believe him or not, it's irrelevant.

466
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:42,240
He is a very organized, very intelligent person that gets his message across.

467
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:52,240
So I mean, and like, you know, like always, you probably believe 70 percent of it and 30 percent think it was added on.

468
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:54,240
That's what we all do.

469
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:57,240
So, you know, he's very entertaining, nevertheless.

470
00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,240
So all right.

471
00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,240
Next one.

472
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:02,240
Hey, man, I live in Dodge City, Kansas, too.

473
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,240
How about a shout out to me?

474
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,240
Ricky and Dodge City.

475
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,240
Ricky, we love you, man.

476
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,240
Dodge City.

477
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,240
Yeah.

478
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:12,240
I'm glad to hear from you.

479
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,240
Yeah, thanks, Ricky.

480
00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:16,240
Man, we have half a Dodge City listening now.

481
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,240
Hi, old boy.

482
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,240
Hi, Jimmy.

483
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:20,240
Hi, grandma.

484
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:21,240
Hi, Jimmy.

485
00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:23,240
We love you guys.

486
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,240
Hope you guys are safe.

487
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,240
Nope, nope, nope.

488
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:29,240
Now we got to add, hi, Ricky.

489
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:30,240
OK.

490
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,240
It keeps growing now.

491
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:39,240
So I guess every podcast, we celebrate Dodge City, Kansas.

492
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:40,240
I guess so.

493
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,240
Since half the town's listening, we have all the Montrose listening.

494
00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:47,240
Hey, hey, hey, grandma and Jimmy, they got to be there, man.

495
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,240
They got to be there.

496
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,240
Yes.

497
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:50,240
Yeah.

498
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:52,240
All right.

499
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,240
Hey, guys.

500
00:36:53,240 --> 00:36:57,240
I'm not trying to bring up a sensitive subject, but how is Rob doing on his sobriety?

501
00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:01,240
Just concerned, Chris.

502
00:37:01,240 --> 00:37:07,240
Actually, I'm doing pretty good.

503
00:37:07,240 --> 00:37:09,240
I'm doing pretty good.

504
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:11,240
And Chris is a good guy.

505
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:13,240
He was really concerned about you.

506
00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,240
Right, right.

507
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,240
I know who you're talking about.

508
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:17,240
Yes.

509
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,240
Yep.

510
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:27,240
Well, you and I have talked off the air, especially tonight.

511
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:28,240
Yes.

512
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:32,240
That's going to be a major help.

513
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:34,240
Yes, I agree.

514
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:36,240
I agree 100%.

515
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:42,240
I just can't say anything on the air yet.

516
00:37:42,240 --> 00:37:44,240
You know what?

517
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:48,240
I tell some of my personal life that I keep most of it out.

518
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,240
I keep my work life out.

519
00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:53,240
I keep a lot of things out because it just works better like that.

520
00:37:53,240 --> 00:37:58,240
And not saying that we're a big, huge podcast or nothing.

521
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:03,240
I just think it's easier just keeping everything on the surface, and you might do so yourself.

522
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,240
Right, right.

523
00:38:05,240 --> 00:38:13,240
But if I can get going what I'm trying to get going, this could be a big thing.

524
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:16,240
And I'll be happy.

525
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:23,240
And it'll help me work on other things like my sobriety.

526
00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:25,240
You know what I mean?

527
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:30,240
Yeah, I felt that too, especially when you told me tonight about how everything is.

528
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,240
I think it's a good thing.

529
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:35,240
Yeah, I do too.

530
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:37,240
I hope that you keep going.

531
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,240
Chris, thank you.

532
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:40,240
He's doing okay.

533
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,240
Yes, thank you, Chris.

534
00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:43,240
Yeah, he's a good guy.

535
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:50,240
He probably will email you on the Facebook page if you have one there.

536
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,240
Do you have one there?

537
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:56,240
Actually, I don't think I have the email.

538
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:58,240
You see, Chris doesn't mind me saying this.

539
00:38:58,240 --> 00:38:59,240
I asked him.

540
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:05,240
He's a recovering alcoholic, and that's why he took such interest in you.

541
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:09,240
Well, then he may be somebody I need to talk to.

542
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,240
Yes, that's what I said.

543
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:12,240
Do you have an email connected to that?

544
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:19,240
He takes so much into this podcast, and he listens all the time.

545
00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:20,240
You know that.

546
00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:23,240
Yeah, he's a great listener.

547
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,240
Yeah, I would appreciate talking to you, Chris.

548
00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,240
I really would.

549
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,240
Yeah, okay.

550
00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:32,240
All right, I'll set it up somehow.

551
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:36,240
At the end of each podcast, you guys mention...

552
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,240
Oh, wait.

553
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:38,240
Oh, I skipped over.

554
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:42,240
Hey, man, I love the show, but I feel the parody skits are a little too raunchy.

555
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:44,240
Any way you can mulling them out a bit?

556
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,240
Mario in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

557
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:47,240
No.

558
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,240
No.

559
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:52,240
We don't get so raunchy on a regular program.

560
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:56,240
We let the parody bits do it, right?

561
00:39:56,240 --> 00:40:00,240
Well, yes, we started out getting raunchy.

562
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:03,240
Yeah, but we kind of got a...

563
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:06,240
But, yeah, we're working on it.

564
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,240
We've got a system here.

565
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:15,240
We've got a format that we think is going to work better than just constantly saying

566
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,240
fuck and shit and all that stuff.

567
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:23,240
We think we're adding a little bit of substance to it, talking about real subjects.

568
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:25,240
So you get the ha-ha's.

569
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,240
Hopefully, I mean, hopefully you have a sense of humor like me

570
00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:31,240
and you enjoy dirty jokes and stuff like that

571
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:35,240
and strange insults from an alien and moves

572
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:37,240
no one gives a shit about the new segment.

573
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:38,240
Hey, what'd you think of that?

574
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:39,240
I put one in there.

575
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:41,240
Moves no one gives a shit about.

576
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,240
Did you like that?

577
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:47,240
The new parody I got on the podcast I talked about?

578
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:48,240
Yeah, I loved that.

579
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,240
Yeah, I loved that.

580
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,240
Yeah.

581
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,240
So, and there's some other new ones coming up.

582
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:56,240
We are going to probably, tomorrow night,

583
00:40:56,240 --> 00:41:00,240
we're going to translate what your cat says.

584
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,240
So you send us in your cat meowing

585
00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:07,240
and we're going to tell you we have a cat translator right here.

586
00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:12,240
And the cat translator is going to translate what your cat is telling you.

587
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:14,240
So I got a guy right now.

588
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:18,240
His name is Rich and he's from, you know what,

589
00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:20,240
let's say he's Rich from Adrian, okay?

590
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,240
Let's just say that.

591
00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:26,240
Rich from Adrian is going to send in his cat's meow

592
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:29,240
and we're going to decode it for him right here on this program.

593
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,240
Sound good?

594
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:33,240
Yeah, sounds great.

595
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,240
I can't wait for this.

596
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,240
It sounds interesting.

597
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:40,240
So Mario and Sioux Falls, this is the way we're doing it.

598
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:42,240
I mean, you know.

599
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,240
Sioux Falls.

600
00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,240
And they're not that raunchy.

601
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:46,240
I mean.

602
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:47,240
Yeah.

603
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:49,240
Okay, anyhow, you know what, okay.

604
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,240
At the end of each podcast.

605
00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:53,240
We have really cleaned it up.

606
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:55,240
And we might even clean it up more.

607
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:58,240
We're just focusing on a lot of absurd stories

608
00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:02,240
and just talking about stuff that doesn't make sense,

609
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,240
some things that would make sense.

610
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:06,240
You know, we're just topical guys.

611
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:10,240
We want to be like the barber shop where people come in

612
00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:12,240
and just start bullshitting about anything,

613
00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:15,240
whether it's sports, music, weather, whatever.

614
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:17,240
We want to be the barber shop of you guys.

615
00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:19,240
That's all we want to be.

616
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:23,240
And so anyhow, at the end of each podcast,

617
00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:24,240
you guys mentioned assholes.

618
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,240
Are these people you don't like?

619
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,240
If so, please give us a back story.

620
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:30,240
Also, who is Johnny and Opal?

621
00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,240
Yeah.

622
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,240
I'll tell them.

623
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,240
We'll tell them again.

624
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,240
Who is Johnny and Opal?

625
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:37,240
That's Jimmy and Opal, not Johnny.

626
00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:38,240
Thanks, K-Dog and Philly.

627
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:40,240
Okay, it's Johnny and Opal.

628
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:45,240
And Johnny, Jimmy and Opal, not Johnny and Opal.

629
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,240
He said it's Johnny and Opal.

630
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:47,240
It's Jimmy and Opal.

631
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:49,240
And they're from Dodge City, Kansas.

632
00:42:49,240 --> 00:42:51,240
And he got his grandma to listen.

633
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,240
And his grandma loves the show.

634
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:54,240
So he downloads the show every time we do one.

635
00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:57,240
And he brings the show to her and she listens to it.

636
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:59,240
That's Opal and Jimmy is her grandson.

637
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,240
And she's like 80 years old.

638
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:03,240
Over 80, he said.

639
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:04,240
I don't know.

640
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:05,240
Somewhat over 80.

641
00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:06,240
Over 80.

642
00:43:06,240 --> 00:43:07,240
Yeah, and we're honored.

643
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,240
We're honored that she likes the show.

644
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:10,240
And we love that.

645
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:12,240
And then now we got a new guy.

646
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:13,240
What was his name?

647
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:15,240
Ricky in Dodge City, Kansas.

648
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:17,240
So we got half the town listening.

649
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:23,240
So anyhow, assholes are our fans.

650
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,240
Yeah.

651
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:26,240
We got to call them something.

652
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:28,240
So we call them assholes.

653
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:30,240
I'm going to go.

654
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:34,240
We're douchebags or listeners or assholes.

655
00:43:34,240 --> 00:43:35,240
Yes.

656
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:40,240
It's like you go to any radio station, big radio station,

657
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,240
you have followers.

658
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:44,240
They have nicknames.

659
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,240
Yes.

660
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:49,240
Our nickname for our douchebag listeners.

661
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:51,240
You're not quite the same.

662
00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,240
You're not quite douchebags.

663
00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:54,240
You're assholes.

664
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,240
Yes.

665
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:58,240
So anyhow, that's what assholes are.

666
00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:01,240
And it said a term of endearment is not bad.

667
00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:02,240
Yes.

668
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,240
Very endearment.

669
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,240
And it's not Johnny.

670
00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:06,240
It's Jimmy and Opal.

671
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:11,240
Anyhow, Mark, I have a really good voice synthesizer for you.

672
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:13,240
I want you to check out Matt and Casey.

673
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,240
The only reason I put this on here is because, Matt, thank you.

674
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:19,240
I wanted to thank you on this program here because that is one hell of a one.

675
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:23,240
And that's going to help me with a lot of parody stuff that I've got coming up.

676
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:28,240
I've got stuff I really want to do that I'm limited to because I don't have the equipment.

677
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:35,240
This voice synthesizer deal that he sent me, some of it's AI, some of it's real people, is fantastic.

678
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:41,240
And I might be able to get some of the much needed kids' voices, older persons' voices.

679
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:42,240
You know what I mean?

680
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:48,240
I need different ages of males and females to do these bits because they can't all be like me and you.

681
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:51,240
Going, oh, hey, you know what I mean?

682
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:54,240
It gets boring if it's just two people doing that.

683
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,240
And then we got Chad, the voice guy.

684
00:44:56,240 --> 00:45:00,240
And he does a great job.

685
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,240
But if it's just us three doing everything, it's going to get very boring.

686
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:09,240
So this voice synthesizer is going to go a long ways in helping us sound more professional.

687
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:12,240
So not that we are, but you know.

688
00:45:12,240 --> 00:45:13,240
All right.

689
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:15,240
And finally, douchebags.

690
00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:16,240
We just think we are.

691
00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:18,240
Yeah, we just think we are.

692
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,240
Yeah, we're just.

693
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:23,240
Even though Brussels, Belgium is our number eight.

694
00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:29,240
What did that one guy say that was making fun of me on the email?

695
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:31,240
He said playing radio.

696
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:34,240
He said Mark playing radio, something like that.

697
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:35,240
Yeah, I'm playing radio.

698
00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:36,240
There you go.

699
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:37,240
Yeah.

700
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:38,240
You're not.

701
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:39,240
So anyhow.

702
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:44,240
Oh, we cannot forget Purdue Canada is our number two.

703
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:46,240
Purdue Canada is awesome.

704
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:47,240
We even have more.

705
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,240
Wow.

706
00:45:48,240 --> 00:45:50,240
I don't know where they came from.

707
00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:53,240
Our number one in America is Des Moines, Kansas City.

708
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:56,240
No, no, no.

709
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:57,240
Damn it.

710
00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,240
Boardman.

711
00:45:58,240 --> 00:46:04,240
The first number two is a UA.

712
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:06,240
It doesn't tell us where they're from.

713
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:07,240
Yeah, yeah.

714
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:08,240
It's not.

715
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:10,240
Purdue Canada.

716
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:12,240
Number three is Des Moines.

717
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:17,240
And then number four is KC Mo.

718
00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:19,240
Number five is.

719
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:21,240
I just said it.

720
00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,240
I can't think of any.

721
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,240
Yeah.

722
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:24,240
Number eight.

723
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:27,240
Number eight is Brussels, Belgium.

724
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:30,240
We got a lot of listeners there and I don't know why.

725
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:33,240
Dude, that one got me bad.

726
00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:34,240
How did they find out?

727
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:35,240
I cannot forget.

728
00:46:35,240 --> 00:46:36,240
How did they find out about us?

729
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:37,240
Number one.

730
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,240
Number two.

731
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:42,240
How do they find out about us and get like a bunch of people to listen?

732
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:43,240
It's funny.

733
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:45,240
Especially looking at the numbers.

734
00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:46,240
Yeah.

735
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:49,240
Wow.

736
00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,240
Someone from Brussels, email us.

737
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:52,240
Email us.

738
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:53,240
Tell us about yourself.

739
00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:55,240
We want to know.

740
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,240
OK, let me go ahead and finish this off.

741
00:46:57,240 --> 00:47:00,240
Anywhere outside of the United States.

742
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:01,240
Email us.

743
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,240
Yeah, email us.

744
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:03,240
Well, email us from Des Moines.

745
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:07,240
You guys used to, but I haven't had any in the last couple of weeks from Des Moines.

746
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,240
Yeah.

747
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:09,240
So keep emailing us Des Moines.

748
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:10,240
We love hearing from you.

749
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:13,240
KC, I got my followers.

750
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:18,240
Jimmy and KC, Matt and KC, Johnny and KC.

751
00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:21,240
I mean, we have our regulars that email us.

752
00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:23,240
Well, Johnny's in Overland Park.

753
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:25,240
And then the other two are in KC.

754
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:29,240
But anyhow, we have those three guys that email us, but we want more people too.

755
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:32,240
So anyhow, this is the final one.

756
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,240
Douchebags.

757
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:36,240
We're thinking about a band for the Civil War enactment.

758
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:38,240
What type of music do you want?

759
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:42,240
Oh, I know where this is coming from.

760
00:47:42,240 --> 00:47:45,240
Well, we're going to have to get together and decide what kind of music.

761
00:47:45,240 --> 00:47:49,240
I think bluegrass.

762
00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:50,240
Oh, definitely.

763
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:51,240
It's got to be bluegrass.

764
00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:52,240
The Civil War enactment, yeah.

765
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:53,240
We've got to have picking.

766
00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:56,240
We've got to have very fast picking on this shit.

767
00:47:56,240 --> 00:48:02,240
So could Rob maybe dust off his DJ equipment and spin some tunes afterwards?

768
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:07,240
What do you think, Rob? Think you got it in you?

769
00:48:07,240 --> 00:48:08,240
Oh, hell yeah.

770
00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:09,240
There you go.

771
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,240
Rob's the DJ.

772
00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:13,240
Okay.

773
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:17,240
Okay.

774
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:18,240
Here we go.

775
00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:27,240
I do happen to have a cork horn that is setting around.

776
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:32,240
That is the general that plays generally plays DC.

777
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:36,240
Well, you got to bring that with you when we go to Montrose.

778
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:38,240
Oh, got to.

779
00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:42,240
I got a feeling they're going to want to buy it from me.

780
00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:43,240
Yeah.

781
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:45,240
I don't know if I can let go of it though.

782
00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:50,240
If I know Montrose, like I think I know them, they will offer you big bucks for it.

783
00:48:50,240 --> 00:48:55,240
They'll probably offer you a truck shell.

784
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:59,240
Yeah, it's got like seven different horns on it.

785
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:05,240
A 74 Ford trailer off the back of a Ford truck.

786
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:08,240
And let's see what else.

787
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:10,240
No, 74 Ford.

788
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:12,240
I want the whole truck.

789
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:15,240
Well, I'm just trying to estimate what they have to offer you.

790
00:49:15,240 --> 00:49:16,240
I know.

791
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:17,240
Oh, okay.

792
00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:21,240
Anyhow, well, we plan on a full force takeover of Merwin, Missouri.

793
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,240
You guys in?

794
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:25,240
I don't know.

795
00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:27,240
We get down there, anything can happen.

796
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,240
I know.

797
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:29,240
I don't trust Merwin.

798
00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:35,240
I hear banjos every time I go through that little town.

799
00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:38,240
It says they want their dirt track.

800
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:41,240
They're trying to take over Merwin to have their dirt track down there.

801
00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:45,240
Have you ever been to the Merwin dirt track?

802
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:46,240
No.

803
00:49:46,240 --> 00:49:47,240
Oh, it's pretty cool.

804
00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:48,240
I didn't even know they had one.

805
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:49,240
Yeah, they do.

806
00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:53,240
They're not very popular, but they have one.

807
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:57,240
Anyhow, PS, could Rob find us a tree trimmer?

808
00:49:57,240 --> 00:50:00,240
We have to clean out the campgrounds for the huge event.

809
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:02,240
Well, Rob, you've got to find a tree trimmer.

810
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:05,240
Do you think you can get one of them?

811
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:08,240
Yeah, I can.

812
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,240
But wait, there's more.

813
00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:15,240
My daughter's boyfriend trims trees for a living.

814
00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:19,240
Maybe we can get him to come down and trim everything up for the big event.

815
00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:20,240
You think?

816
00:50:20,240 --> 00:50:21,240
Yeah, we might be able to.

817
00:50:21,240 --> 00:50:24,240
Well, let's see if they're still together by then.

818
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,240
Okay, all right.

819
00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:27,240
If not, we'll...

820
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:34,240
No, anytime I go over to visit, he's up in the tree.

821
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:39,240
He's clearing the trees out around the house.

822
00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:40,240
Okay.

823
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,240
All right, we'll figure it out, Montrose.

824
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:46,240
Yeah, well, for you guys out, you know we will.

825
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:48,240
And he said, oh, and a good blue tick hunting dog.

826
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:50,240
Do you think you can get one of them?

827
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:52,240
We have a horrible raccoon issue.

828
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:54,240
Chet and Montrose.

829
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:56,240
I think you can come over to the blue tick.

830
00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:57,240
Sorry, can't do it.

831
00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:59,240
Now, I do have a beagle.

832
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,240
Okay, we'll bring the beagle.

833
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,240
I bet you he'll get off the raccoon.

834
00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:05,240
No, yeah, boss, don't worry.

835
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:07,240
Everybody will get me, boss.

836
00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:09,240
I cannot leave him at home.

837
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:10,240
Okay, there you go.

838
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:13,240
So you got boss, you got boss the beagle.

839
00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:17,240
Boss the beagle will run off all those dirty little raccoons.

840
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:18,240
So...

841
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:21,240
Yeah, he'll run off anything.

842
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:22,240
All right, Montrose.

843
00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:23,240
He's a good little dog.

844
00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:24,240
I can't wait, man.

845
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:26,240
I'm starting to get stoked for this big Montrose shindig.

846
00:51:26,240 --> 00:51:27,240
What about you?

847
00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:28,240
I know, man.

848
00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:30,240
This is...this is sound fun.

849
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:31,240
Oh, yeah.

850
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:32,240
Hey, let's take our second break,

851
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,240
and we're going to come back with your stuff.

852
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:35,240
How's that?

853
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:36,240
Sounds good.

854
00:51:36,240 --> 00:51:40,240
All right, we'll be right back.

855
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:44,240
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

856
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:49,240
Whenever I mow my lawn,

857
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:51,240
then I look back at the front yard,

858
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:54,240
and there's always a couple of blades sticking up.

859
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:58,240
Are those the blades of grass that were smart enough to duck?

860
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:00,240
Hmm.

861
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:06,240
I may never know.

862
00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:10,240
Next up, things overheard in hell.

863
00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:14,240
Well, that new Hanson CD is just a laptop.

864
00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:15,240
Uh-huh.

865
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:16,240
Hey, look.

866
00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,240
I think we found land.

867
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,240
Oh, my God.

868
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:19,240
I think we're safe.

869
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:20,240
Oh, no.

870
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:21,240
It's the island of horrible jokes.

871
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,240
Oh, my God.

872
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:23,240
Oh, my God.

873
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:24,240
Oh, my God.

874
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,240
Oh, my God.

875
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:26,240
Oh, my God.

876
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:27,240
Oh, my God.

877
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:28,240
Oh, my God.

878
00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:30,240
Oh, my God.

879
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:34,240
My wife said I should do lunches to stay in shape.

880
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:37,240
That is a big step forward.

881
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:42,240
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

882
00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:45,240
It's strange insults from an alien.

883
00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,240
Real hilarity.

884
00:52:47,240 --> 00:52:58,240
You have the personality of a soggy newspaper.

885
00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:00,240
Brick Shithouse Energy Drink.

886
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:01,240
That's right.

887
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,240
Brick Shithouse Energy Drink.

888
00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:05,240
Make men and women go crazy.

889
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:07,240
Chow on their balls.

890
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:09,240
Who wants to fuck shit up?

891
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:11,240
Run for a scum across America.

892
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,240
Brick Shithouses are useful.

893
00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:16,240
Please enjoy Brick Shithouse Energy Drink responsibly.

894
00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:20,240
It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

895
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,240
Oh, shit.

896
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,240
What's that over there?

897
00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:24,240
Oh, no.

898
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:26,240
It's the island of horrible jokes.

899
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:27,240
It's the island of horrible jokes.

900
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:28,240
Ugh.

901
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:37,240
A ship turning red paint and a ship turning blue paint collide.

902
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:39,240
They were all moored.

903
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:55,240
This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags in a Microphone.

904
00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:59,240
People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast.

905
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:01,240
One, smell.

906
00:54:01,240 --> 00:54:03,240
Go to the city market and start sniffing.

907
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:11,240
Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats, Tabasco sauce, and old sock with dark fuzzy urine.

908
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:15,240
Two, look for the spot absent of patrons.

909
00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:20,240
Three, the most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably.

910
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:37,240
Four, just call us at 816-512-7717.

911
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:43,240
Rob, like promised, we hand it over to you.

912
00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:46,240
Well, I got another movie reboot.

913
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:48,240
All right.

914
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:53,240
And it's that, yeah, I think you're going to like this one, too.

915
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:56,240
Mm-hmm.

916
00:54:56,240 --> 00:55:01,240
Bands of Nicholas Cage are up to anything.

917
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:06,240
A Wicker Man reboot, that's unintentionally hilarious.

918
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:07,240
Mm-hmm.

919
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:17,240
Or a Charlie Kaufman project like Adoption, in which he plays two characters incredibly well.

920
00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:20,240
But Face Off 2?

921
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:21,240
Uh-huh.

922
00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:23,240
Get ready for it.

923
00:55:23,240 --> 00:55:24,240
Okay.

924
00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:45,240
In a thrilling turn of events for cinema enthusiasts, the much anticipated sequel of the 1997 sci-fi action thriller, Face Off, which for the record was unintentionally hilarious.

925
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:47,240
Yes.

926
00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:50,240
It is officially incoming.

927
00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:51,240
Cool.

928
00:55:51,240 --> 00:56:01,240
Both Cage and his original co-star, John Travolta, will reprise their iconic roles.

929
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:10,240
This might come as a surprise given that it's been more than two decades since the first film.

930
00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:15,240
But at the box office, fans probably remember it.

931
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:25,240
It's audacious plot and the light grain and not over-the-top performances.

932
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:28,240
Yeah. Cool.

933
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:35,240
So, yeah, they're saying there is a Face Off, Part 2 coming.

934
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:40,240
I'm going to be awaiting that. That ought to be good. I hope so.

935
00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:43,240
I still have the DVD.

936
00:56:43,240 --> 00:56:44,240
Cool.

937
00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:47,240
And I watch it time and time.

938
00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:51,240
When I can't find it on TV, I'll pop it in.

939
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:58,240
That's cool. Rob, you know Gen Z, we talk about him a lot, right?

940
00:56:58,240 --> 00:56:59,240
Yeah.

941
00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:00,240
Okay.

942
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:06,240
The infamous generation... Yeah, yeah, yeah. We kind of have a fascination for him, wouldn't you say?

943
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:08,240
Yeah, we do.

944
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:12,240
Yeah. We have a very curious fascination of you guys and how you work.

945
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:21,240
So, anyhow, the infamous generation that canceled the thumbs-up emoji is now going after the index finger.

946
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:29,240
As if Gen Z wasn't spoiling enough fun activities of late, Zoomers are now reportedly refusing to scroll phones with their pointer fingers,

947
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:34,240
to avoid looking like the old and out-of-touch baby boomers.

948
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:38,240
That's according to a nationwide poll conducted by the makers of the game Candy Crush,

949
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:45,240
who set out to shed light on the differences in the ways different generations use their mobile devices.

950
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:54,240
They found that 80% of Gen Zers that born between 1997 and 2012 use their thumbs to pursue their smartphones.

951
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:59,240
Jam Press reported.

952
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:03,240
So, okay. I don't know how well that works.

953
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:07,240
You imagine using your two thumbs trying to work stuff like that?

954
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:11,240
Would that be counterproductive?

955
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:13,240
I would think so.

956
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:21,240
So they do this to not look like baby boomers, but all they're doing is making their life more complicated, in my opinion.

957
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:28,240
I mean, you know, it's got to be really hard to navigate that little screen with your thumbs.

958
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:32,240
They're just not really meant to do that. Your index finger is meant to do that.

959
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:35,240
Even your middle finger is meant to do that. But your thumbs know.

960
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:38,240
So, I don't know. Whatever.

961
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:44,240
And I got a little another thing for you. You hear about Tyreek Hill?

962
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,240
The latest?

963
00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:48,240
Uh, it was really not. I ain't read about him lately.

964
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:53,240
Well, Tyreek Hill kind of mulled off a little bit.

965
00:58:53,240 --> 00:59:05,240
And he said that he was extremely insulted when the Kansas City Chiefs gave Isaiah Pacheco, Pacheco, Pacheco, whatever his name is, the number 10.

966
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:09,240
The number 10. Because that was Tyreek Hill's number.

967
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:14,240
And he felt like out of respect that they, I guess, should retire it.

968
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,240
How many years was he here?

969
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:22,240
Yeah, yeah. Can I say something to Tyreek Hill right now?

970
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:25,240
Go ahead. I'm sure he's listening.

971
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:29,240
The number is not retired, dude.

972
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,240
I know. It's fair game.

973
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:35,240
Sorry, Tyreek.

974
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:36,240
Yeah.

975
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,240
Okay, carry on.

976
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:43,240
Okay. Well, that was just it. Let's see. He spent one, two, three, six seasons with the Chiefs.

977
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:49,240
Okay. Which is decent. But that's not a lifelong achievement award by any means.

978
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:57,240
And you also asked for a trade. So why would we even give a shit about preserving your number?

979
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:01,240
Why should you get put in the Ring of Honor?

980
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:06,240
Yeah, he shouldn't. And he's never going to be there, I don't think, because of his actions.

981
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:07,240
You know, he wanted a trade.

982
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:11,240
Absolutely. You're closer to being in the Ring of Honor in Miami.

983
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:20,240
Yes. You said that Tua Tegavaiola was this great quarterback, more accurate than Patrick Mahomes,

984
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:27,240
and you guys were just going to just kill the whole NFL. So go be a part of Miami. Be their guy.

985
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:31,240
You're not our guy. Get out of here. Quit mouthing off about it.

986
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:36,240
He talks more about the Chiefs being over there than he ever did here.

987
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:51,240
To be honest, wasn't it the year he went to Miami? Kansas City played in the Super Bowl in Miami. Was it that year?

988
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:55,240
No, no, no. He was on that team when they played with Miami, and they won it.

989
01:00:55,240 --> 01:01:04,240
That was the first one against San Francisco in Miami, and that was right before COVID hit.

990
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:09,240
Yeah. I was saying, he had just left.

991
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:17,240
The next one was the COVID Bowl. They played in it, but Tampa Bay kicked the shit out of us in it.

992
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:21,240
And then they didn't go the following year, and now they went the last two years, and they won them both.

993
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:31,240
So, naturally, should they give Pacheco the number two number, since he won two Super Bowls with us and Tyreek has not?

994
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:34,240
Yeah. Yeah. There you go. There you go, Tyreek.

995
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:35,240
Sounds good.

996
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:40,240
We're going to give Pacheco the number two because he's won two Super Bowls, not like you.

997
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:44,240
Just saying. Just saying.

998
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:45,240
Just saying.

999
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:52,240
That's right. Rob, we turn it to you.

1000
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:56,240
Well, I'm staying in the movies, but I'm going a different way.

1001
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:59,240
All right.

1002
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:03,240
Who hasn't seen Joe Dirt a million times?

1003
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,240
Every time that thing comes on, I get nothing done.

1004
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:11,240
I swear up and down, I'm not going to watch them. I'm like, okay, I've seen this two million times. I can recite everything.

1005
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:15,240
And two hours later, there I am. Oh, man, this is great.

1006
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,240
Well, you're going to love this story, buddy.

1007
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:20,240
Okay.

1008
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:34,240
If you're a fan of the iconic David Spade comedy, then you'll probably remember Joe Dirt's cluckered car he had in the film.

1009
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:39,240
Well, that car was just sold for a massive fortune.

1010
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:42,240
Okay. How much?

1011
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:57,240
The car in question is a Daytona Dodge Charger, and it was sold for $330,000.

1012
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,240
Wow.

1013
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:08,240
A very happy sum for many. Well, this goes into which vehicle it was.

1014
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:18,240
In the film, the particular Joe Dirt picks up the charger at an infant lot.

1015
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:19,240
Yeah.

1016
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:33,240
He's there to collect his Plymouth GTX, which got impounded after he got caught in a hot air balloon in a thunderstorm. Long story.

1017
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,240
Okay.

1018
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:39,240
That's what it says.

1019
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:44,240
Dirt is unable to collect the car due to not having enough money.

1020
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,240
Wow.

1021
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:55,240
Instead, he buys the Daytona as a loaner car for $450.

1022
01:03:55,240 --> 01:04:06,240
Car enthusiasts would find this particularly funny, as Daytonas are fairly rare.

1023
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:11,240
In that, there's 503 of them in existence.

1024
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:19,240
Likewise, only 70 had a 6.9 liter Hemi, like in the film.

1025
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:20,240
Yep.

1026
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:26,240
So it's very unlikely that someone would sell the car for $450.

1027
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:29,240
I miss my 3-day Hemi, Rob.

1028
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:30,240
I bet.

1029
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:37,240
I do. I'm in tears. I'm lost without it. I don't know what to do.

1030
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,240
Well, here we go.

1031
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:40,240
Okay.

1032
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:54,240
Joe Dirt's Daytona, the one from the movie, The Piece of Crap, sold at Barrett-Jackson Auto Show.

1033
01:04:54,240 --> 01:05:04,240
The show drew car lovers from all over, as well as some deep pockets.

1034
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:13,240
Double cars at the show went for over a million. While the Joe Dirt car didn't catch that much,

1035
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:22,240
it did get several thousand, about a hundred thousand for the car, which is $330.

1036
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:32,240
But here's a little extra. While the car made an acquistage, it's not actually a rust bucket.

1037
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:39,240
In fact, the rough exterior is just a rubber paint job to the movie.

1038
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:40,240
Uh-huh.

1039
01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:46,240
Interior-wise and engine-wise, the car is in excellent condition.

1040
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:47,240
Mm-hmm.

1041
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:57,240
After Joe Dirt was filmed, the studio auctioned off the Daytona in 2002.

1042
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:59,240
Okay.

1043
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:07,240
At that time, it went for a small $18,000.

1044
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,240
Wow. Okay. Wow.

1045
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:17,240
And now it just turned around and sold for $333,000.

1046
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:21,240
Geez. What a profit. I would like to know what percentage of profit it is.

1047
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:26,240
Just because of the movie, dude. And it was the Clunker vehicle.

1048
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:28,240
Yeah, I know. I know.

1049
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:30,240
It wasn't even the GTX.

1050
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,240
Yeah, it wasn't even the Hot Rod. Wow.

1051
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:36,240
Which he brought back in the end of the movie.

1052
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:40,240
Yeah. Um, Rob, I got one for you.

1053
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:41,240
What?

1054
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,240
I was just talking about Gen Z's, right?

1055
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,240
Yeah.

1056
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:46,240
I'm going to talk about them again.

1057
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:47,240
Why not?

1058
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:51,240
There's a growing movement. Yeah, why not? We might as well just fucking ride this thing out.

1059
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:53,240
We like talking about them.

1060
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:56,240
We do. This is Enduring Gen Z. Come here. Give us a hug. Come on.

1061
01:06:56,240 --> 01:07:00,240
We know we're old Xers, but come on. Give us a hug. Come on.

1062
01:07:00,240 --> 01:07:04,240
Hey, hey. We are the generation that came out with the Obama, okay?

1063
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:06,240
I'll go again.

1064
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:08,240
There we go.

1065
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:14,240
There is a growing movement among Gen Z's to do away with smartphones and revert back to less smartphones,

1066
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:17,240
like old school flip and slide phones.

1067
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:23,240
Flip phones were popular in the mid-1990s and 2000s, but now seem to be making a comeback among younger people.

1068
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:27,240
A flip phone is actually one of my very first internet phones,

1069
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:34,240
and that's the one that kept connecting to the old man's new Chrysler van.

1070
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:41,240
It was the very first Bluetooth on any phone, and he had the very first Bluetooth on any van,

1071
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:45,240
and I didn't even know what Bluetooth was. It just said it was connected.

1072
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:52,240
So, yeah, those flip phones are like the beginnings of when they came up with a smartphone.

1073
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,240
So, anyhow...

1074
01:07:54,240 --> 01:08:01,240
Sorry, sorry. I had to mute you on that because I got laughing so hard because I remember that story.

1075
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:03,240
Oh, that story is awesome.

1076
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:08,240
That's the crap we used to do.

1077
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:11,240
Do I dare tell it again?

1078
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,240
Nah, nah, nah.

1079
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:15,240
You know what? Listen to old episodes.

1080
01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:21,240
Anyhow, basically, I kept connecting to him. I'll just give a rough draft and then leave it there.

1081
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:26,240
Okay. Basically, I used to park next to him under the shade tree where I worked.

1082
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:30,240
He was this old guy that wore a cowboy hat and kind of fancied him a cowboy,

1083
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:33,240
and he used to be like really weird talk, like,

1084
01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:37,240
man, you're just a real jokester, aren't you there, Mark?

1085
01:08:37,240 --> 01:08:39,240
Boy, man, you're a humdinger.

1086
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:42,240
And he used to say shit like that, right? So he was easy game.

1087
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:47,240
So, anyhow, he'd take his cowboy hat out there and take his backward smokes.

1088
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:49,240
That's what he smoked, backward smokes.

1089
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:54,240
And he lighted it up in his van and just sit back there and listen to country music or something.

1090
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:56,240
I don't know, whatever he did.

1091
01:08:56,240 --> 01:09:00,240
So all of a sudden, my Bluetooth kept connecting to something.

1092
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:03,240
I had no idea what the Bluetooth was on my foot phone,

1093
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:08,240
the Internet-ready foot phone that I just got from Sprint, actually.

1094
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:11,240
So I'm like, what the hell is this?

1095
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:20,240
And then I noticed my stuff that was on the Internet was going on his speakers.

1096
01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:24,240
So I found a station previously the day before called K-Polk,

1097
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:28,240
and I drove him nuts with that fucking K-Polk.

1098
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:30,240
He actually ended up turning that van in.

1099
01:09:30,240 --> 01:09:33,240
He went down there to the dealer and raced hell with him.

1100
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:36,240
He said, man, I told him there was a defect. I saw it on TV.

1101
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:39,240
And it kept like ringing in polka music.

1102
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:41,240
He was so pissed, they almost called the cops on him.

1103
01:09:41,240 --> 01:09:43,240
I think they might have almost did a restraining order.

1104
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,240
Maybe they did.

1105
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:47,240
He ended up trading it in. He was so pissed off.

1106
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:50,240
So anyhow, okay.

1107
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:59,240
So anyhow, while this may seem like a counterintuitive trend in our technology reliant society,

1108
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:03,240
a Reddit forum dedicated to dumb phones is steadily gaining in popularity.

1109
01:10:03,240 --> 01:10:09,240
According to CNBC's new report, flip phone sales are on the rise in the US.

1110
01:10:09,240 --> 01:10:16,240
There are very few reasons why, including nostalgia and yearning to an idealized version of the past,

1111
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:24,240
going into a digital detox and also increasingly privacy concerns, which is true.

1112
01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:28,240
Because how are all these people getting hacked, right?

1113
01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:31,240
A lot of them have to do with your smartphone.

1114
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:34,240
Your information is on your credit cards.

1115
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:36,240
Everything is on there.

1116
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:41,240
So if someone hacks into that somehow, they got everything they need to make your life hell.

1117
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:45,240
So, you know, and steal your money, whatever, you know.

1118
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:52,240
So nostalgia is a complex emotion that involves reconnecting with the happy emotions of an idealized past

1119
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:55,240
by recalling positive moments. And that's true.

1120
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:59,240
Think of all the times you had a bad time when we were growing up.

1121
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:03,240
You had a good friend who was a good chick and she hated you.

1122
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:07,240
I don't know, you gained a couple pounds and people called you fatty.

1123
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:11,240
You didn't have the best clothes, the best shirts.

1124
01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:14,240
You didn't have straight teeth, whatever it could be, right?

1125
01:11:14,240 --> 01:11:18,240
Your past wasn't as great as you make it in your mind.

1126
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:23,240
You grandize and glorify everything and you skip over the bad moments.

1127
01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:25,240
You go, oh, that was so much fun.

1128
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:30,240
You make everything like it was easy when actually it wasn't.

1129
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:34,240
And people try to connect to that by grandizing their past

1130
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:37,240
and making it into this grand thing and this beautiful thing

1131
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:42,240
when actually there's a lot of learning curves, a lot of getting kicked in the teeth by life,

1132
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:44,240
a lot of dick in the dirt moments.

1133
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:50,240
But we choose to gloss over that and glorify everything in the past, right?

1134
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:53,240
Right. Right. Right.

1135
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:57,240
So over the years marketers have realized that nostalgia is a powerful way

1136
01:11:57,240 --> 01:12:01,240
to invoke positive emotions so much so that nostalgia marketing

1137
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:05,240
has become a recognized marketing strategy.

1138
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:09,240
It leverages positive memories and feelings associated with the past

1139
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:12,240
to create an emotional connection with consumers.

1140
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,240
And I agree with that 100%.

1141
01:12:14,240 --> 01:12:20,240
If I see something that lurches me back to the happy time that I see in my mind of childhood,

1142
01:12:20,240 --> 01:12:23,240
I cannot resist it.

1143
01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:26,240
Pinball machine, I'm going to get one in here.

1144
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:28,240
Oh my God, yes.

1145
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:30,240
That Coke machine, I'm going to find a way.

1146
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:32,240
I'm going to get a lift or something.

1147
01:12:32,240 --> 01:12:35,240
That Coke machine is going to be in here.

1148
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:37,240
You see, that's nostalgia.

1149
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:39,240
I cannot quit thinking about that.

1150
01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:41,240
I want those things. I want them right here.

1151
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:43,240
I want them in the Talk is Cheap studio.

1152
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:45,240
I feed off of that energy.

1153
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:50,240
I'm all over myself and I ain't got no room for it.

1154
01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:53,240
We feed off of that energy. You see what I mean?

1155
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:58,240
That nostalgia, that glory of the past, that being a kid,

1156
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:00,240
not having to worry about anything.

1157
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:08,240
You know, so anyhow, a wealth of research shows that nostalgia can result

1158
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:12,240
in consumers being willing to pay more, enhance brand ties,

1159
01:13:12,240 --> 01:13:17,240
increase purchase intention, and increase digital brand engagement.

1160
01:13:17,240 --> 01:13:21,240
Nostalgia may be a driving factor behind people purchasing flip phones

1161
01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:26,240
because they evoke memories of a previous era in mobile communications.

1162
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:30,240
But nostalgia marketing doesn't just target the younger generations.

1163
01:13:30,240 --> 01:13:36,240
It's also a powerful tool for advertising to those who grew up using older mobile phones.

1164
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:39,240
Nokia is an example of a company that understands this well.

1165
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:47,240
A YouTube advertiser from Nokia's 2720B Flip shows how brands can use nostalgia marketing

1166
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:48,240
to appeal to customers.

1167
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:54,240
This goes on for a long time, but I feel I probably covered the just of what I wanted to cover.

1168
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:57,240
And what I've been saying all along, and I believe in my heart,

1169
01:13:57,240 --> 01:14:02,240
is to marketing that works better than anything that you can come up with,

1170
01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:07,240
better than Lo Quiero Taco Bell, or You Can Call Me Ray, or You Can Call Me Jay,

1171
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:09,240
or Where's the Beef.

1172
01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:13,240
This is what works better. Nostalgia and Gorilla Marketing.

1173
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:16,240
Gorilla Marketing, there's a hot chick at Starbucks, right?

1174
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:19,240
And she's playing this new video game on her phone.

1175
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:23,240
And she just walks up and goes, Hey, what's up? Hey, nah, not much. Whatcha doin'?

1176
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:28,240
Oh, I'm playing this cool new game. It's called Zetard. I don't know, whatever.

1177
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:33,240
Oh, wow, man, Zetard is so cool, man. And you love it because that hot chick loves it.

1178
01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:35,240
And you think that she's like kind of flirting with you,

1179
01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:42,240
when actually she was paid to be there at Starbucks to show all the men that hot chicks love that game.

1180
01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:45,240
Just like the Pabst, like I talked about Westport.

1181
01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:49,240
You know, we're in Westport and all of a sudden these hot chicks and these skirts,

1182
01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:54,240
these denim skirts and cowboy boots started throwing belt buckles and shirts.

1183
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:56,240
And they bought the whole round Buzzer Beach.

1184
01:14:56,240 --> 01:15:02,240
They bought the whole bar, upstairs and downstairs, around the Pabst.

1185
01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:05,240
And then they started going around talking to people,

1186
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:08,240
giving them shirts, giving them hats, giving them belt buckles.

1187
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:10,240
And next thing you know, Pabst was a big thing.

1188
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:17,240
And it took relatively little money, respectively, talking about corporations here,

1189
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:25,240
to regenerate that band, that brand, and bring it to younger people just like that.

1190
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:27,240
And the other thing is nostalgia.

1191
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:33,240
Nostalgia gets people in the droves because we all appeal to that day of our youth, that glory.

1192
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:36,240
Man, everything's great. Everything's lovely.

1193
01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:38,240
So there you go.

1194
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:41,240
Anyhow, we are going well into the evening here.

1195
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,240
And I know you've got to work in the morning.

1196
01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:49,240
So Rob, do you have anything you want to go into before we say goodnight to these fine folks?

1197
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:53,240
Yeah, I've got one last thing.

1198
01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:55,240
All right.

1199
01:15:55,240 --> 01:16:09,240
I have a list of a few things to do if you come to Lake of the Ozarks this weekend.

1200
01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:11,240
Okay.

1201
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:16,240
Okay, first off, the Dogwood Festival.

1202
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:19,240
I've heard about that.

1203
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:28,240
This weekend, the late April 26th to 28th, that way I put the dates out there.

1204
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:38,240
The annual festival starts on Thursday and takes place in downtown Tandon Town.

1205
01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:40,240
A.K.A. Rob's Town.

1206
01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:44,240
Yes, right here, right where I live.

1207
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:52,240
I will see Rob walking around in his 76 striped shorts up to his waist and his nuts hanging out.

1208
01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:54,240
Because that's the way he rolls with Bobby's socks.

1209
01:16:54,240 --> 01:17:01,240
With my two officials, two douchebags and my phone t-shirt.

1210
01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:02,240
That's right.

1211
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:10,240
So he has the 76 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar shorts pulled up past his belly button on those two straps.

1212
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:11,240
I love those, dude.

1213
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:12,240
I love those.

1214
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:13,240
His nuts hanging out.

1215
01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:15,240
Bobby's socks almost up to his knees.

1216
01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:19,240
Sandals and a two douchebags and microphone t-shirt.

1217
01:17:19,240 --> 01:17:21,240
You can't miss him.

1218
01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:22,240
Anyhow, go ahead.

1219
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:23,240
I'm sorry.

1220
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:26,240
With my name on the back, Rob Ratt.

1221
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:27,240
That's right.

1222
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:30,240
And even his foreman knows he's Rob Ratt.

1223
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:33,240
Yes, yes.

1224
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:39,240
There will be showcases, vendors, a carnival, a parade and more.

1225
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:41,240
Nice.

1226
01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:47,240
Also around the lake, boat show open house.

1227
01:17:47,240 --> 01:17:55,240
Join LFTA 11 Marine and Repower Center for the boat show open house.

1228
01:17:55,240 --> 01:18:01,240
Explore lace, bottles, deals and the double rebate offer.

1229
01:18:01,240 --> 01:18:10,240
The event is from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Friday and 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday.

1230
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:11,240
Cool.

1231
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:16,240
Okay, I'm reporting on this because I'm reading it on the internet.

1232
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,240
Okay.

1233
01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:20,240
And you go Lake Expo to find this.

1234
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:21,240
Okay.

1235
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:26,240
Well, we happen to build trailers for LSK.

1236
01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:27,240
Oh, cool.

1237
01:18:27,240 --> 01:18:28,240
Pimp away.

1238
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:30,240
I have it definitely filled in there.

1239
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:31,240
Look, they give you money.

1240
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:32,240
They give you food.

1241
01:18:32,240 --> 01:18:33,240
Pimp away.

1242
01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:36,240
Okay, here's another one.

1243
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:37,240
Okay.

1244
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:41,240
Kids Harbor Barbecue Bash.

1245
01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:43,240
This is a good one, Dave.

1246
01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:45,240
Okay, sounds good.

1247
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:52,240
Come out to Barbecue Fund and Live Music at high tide to support Kids Harbor,

1248
01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:59,240
a local nonprofit that serves endangered and neglected children.

1249
01:18:59,240 --> 01:19:03,240
The event runs from 1 to 5 on Saturday.

1250
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:05,240
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome.

1251
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:14,240
Now that, that, yeah, that has a place in my heart right there.

1252
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:15,240
Very cool.

1253
01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:19,240
Oh, and then we have an annual Clown Golf Classic.

1254
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:21,240
Okay.

1255
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:28,240
The party starts at night before at Osage National Golf Club

1256
01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:35,240
with auctions and complimentary cocktails and hors d'oeuvres on Saturday.

1257
01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:39,240
The annual tournament then kicks off at 8 a.m.

1258
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:46,240
only supporting the Driege Factory nonprofit.

1259
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:48,240
Cool.

1260
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:49,240
Yeah.

1261
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:50,240
All right.

1262
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:51,240
That's always a good one.

1263
01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:55,240
They usually make a lot of money for the kids.

1264
01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:56,240
That's excellent.

1265
01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:57,240
Good.

1266
01:19:57,240 --> 01:19:58,240
I'm glad you reported on that.

1267
01:19:58,240 --> 01:19:59,240
Yeah.

1268
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:01,240
Yeah, that's all I had on that.

1269
01:20:01,240 --> 01:20:02,240
All right.

1270
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:06,240
That's what's happening this weekend at Lake of the Ozarks.

1271
01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:07,240
Come on down.

1272
01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:08,240
It looks like the water's warm.

1273
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:10,240
Stick your foot in.

1274
01:20:10,240 --> 01:20:11,240
Okay.

1275
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,240
I dare you.

1276
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:15,240
I dare you.

1277
01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:17,240
Watch out for the cold weather elevators.

1278
01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:21,240
That water's going to be like 50 degrees, dude.

1279
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:22,240
Just jump in.

1280
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:23,240
Just jump in.

1281
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:24,240
It's warm.

1282
01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:25,240
I tell you.

1283
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:27,240
They heat it around Camden.

1284
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:28,240
Nuts first.

1285
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:29,240
Yes.

1286
01:20:29,240 --> 01:20:33,240
They have heaters in the water down in Camden and the water is warm.

1287
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:34,240
You can jump in.

1288
01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:35,240
You'll stay warm.

1289
01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:36,240
Yes.

1290
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:37,240
Yes.

1291
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:38,240
Yeah.

1292
01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:39,240
Yeah.

1293
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:40,240
Allegedly.

1294
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:43,240
So before some idiot jumps in, allegedly.

1295
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:44,240
So we're going to say goodbye.

1296
01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:50,240
Rob's going to say goodbye, but I'm going to make Walt Bodine smacking noises like he

1297
01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:52,240
used to on KCUR radio.

1298
01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:54,240
God rest his soul.

1299
01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:55,240
Yeah.

1300
01:20:55,240 --> 01:20:59,240
So you go ahead and say goodbye and I'm going to make the smacking noises that Walt Bodine

1301
01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:02,240
very famously used to make as a tribute to him.

1302
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:03,240
Okay.

1303
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:04,240
All right.

1304
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:05,240
Go ahead, Rob.

1305
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:06,240
Say goodbye.

1306
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:07,240
Sounds awesome.

1307
01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:08,240
Good night, assholes.

1308
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:11,240
Talk to you tomorrow night.

1309
01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:15,240
Oh no.

1310
01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:17,240
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1311
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:21,240
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1312
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:23,240
Fear not, assholes.

1313
01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:25,240
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.