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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man. You know what I could do if I was the garbage man?

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I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning and then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash screaming,

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Stop! Halt! Yeah, that's what I'd love to do.

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Two Deucebags and a Microphone on the Mark portion of this.

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And I am Rob.

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Alright everybody. Okay. Well, Rob, how are you doing?

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I'm doing good. I'm doing good. Good shattering. We'll just leave it at that. I'm doing good.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You told me you are doing good just certain circumstances were not that cool.

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And it really didn't. It wasn't anybody's fault really. It's just the way the universe worked.

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It was. It was.

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So it's the way the universe works. And you know what I mean? Sometimes you don't get dice and you get snake eyes. Sometimes you get an ace.

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It just depends man. You know? You got the ladder today.

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Oh, trust me. Trust me. I know brother.

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Yeah. So, anyhow. Well, I had a pretty good weekend too.

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Well good.

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Well, a little bit better than yours because of your circumstance it happened. But you know what?

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You recovered nicely and you're happy and you're good. And like you said you had your moment there that you needed. Right?

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Yeah. And you feel much better about everything. Yeah. I think we all do. I think we all need that moment.

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I just had to stop, think and reboot. And I woke up this morning and yeah I'm alright man. I'm alright. I'm moving on.

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I do this moment of clarity where I stop myself in my tracks. I used to do it at work all the time. I'd be like I get my emotions in it.

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We'd be on a job that's falling to shit and I'd be getting upset and throwing stuff and pouting and fucking walking around pissed.

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And then I was like okay moment of clarity Mark. Let's go outside. Look at the trees. Look at the sky. Look at everything but what man made.

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And all of a sudden it's like nothing really matters like you thought it did. Right? Yeah. Is that kind of what you're talking about?

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Exactly. Yeah. I just had to sit back and you know what? Everybody, I don't care who you are. Especially any parent.

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You gotta sit back every now and then. Take a deep breath. Get away from everybody every day. Yes. And get back into your right mind.

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Well like today at work we're joking around. That's what I did last night. We're joking around with some people we're talking about.

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Okay. You spend the first quarter of your life trying not to sleep. Then you spend the second, well probably third.

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The first third of your life trying not to sleep. You're a teenager right? And you're going to parties and you're binging right?

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Like we used to do. You know? You'd be like oh shit it's two o'clock. I gotta be at work at five. I'm staying up.

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There's no way I can get any sleep at all and then just wake up. So I'm just gonna do it all night. We used to do that all the time.

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So you know we'd go start drinking coffee about three and then about five we're ready to go.

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Okay so that's your first third of your life. Second third of your life you're trying to get to sleep just anything.

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As long as you know the kids are being good and you didn't have something that you had to do.

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And you're just praying for that moment that you get a really good night's sleep. But it doesn't happen for quite a while.

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Because that's just the way parenthood and everything and adulting works right?

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So the second third of your life you're trying to find sleep.

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And then the third and final phase of your life you're sleeping all the time again.

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Right.

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So well no you're sleeping all the time. At first you're not sleeping. Then you want to sleep.

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And then you sleep all the damn time. So it's kind of an odd concept if you think about it.

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But it is kind of the way it goes you know.

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So well I had a pretty good weekend like I said. We went out and celebrated a friend's birthday.

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Oh good.

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Yeah she's doing pretty good. She's in a good place. I know she had a really bad headache the next day.

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And didn't feel so well. But it was a great night.

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So we're at the peanut. Have you ever been into the peanut Rob?

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It's a really cool bar and grill. It's locally owned. They have maybe three or four around Kansas City.

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And they're famous for their wings. Their drummies on the wings look like fucking drumsticks of a chicken.

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They're so big. They're huge wings.

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And then they pretty much send them to you naked right?

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So anyhow when they have all the...

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So they serve them naked and they have great sauces that you dip them in.

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So you could ask for three or four different sauces right?

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Well all of a sudden everybody there...there's quite a few people for a birthday.

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I'd say there's probably 12, 13, 14 of us. Maybe even 18.

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So anyhow three of them start asking for a mystery beer.

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I'm like what? And all of a sudden the whole table is like yeah. Yeah let's get mystery beer.

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Like what the hell is mystery beer?

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Well the peanut and other places...this is like a Gen Z and a millennial thing.

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And I had no idea what was going on.

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A mystery beer is a concept where you pay three bucks say four bucks.

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Depending on the bar you know. If it's just a regular bar down the road.

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You're going to pay like probably three bucks okay.

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So then when they bring the beers out they're all in brown bags.

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So you just grab a brown bag off of the cart or you know or the tray.

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And most people...some of it take it out and look at it and go hey look what I got.

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You know I got a brown ale or I got an IPA or whatever right?

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And then some people...and this is what I would do if I bought a mystery beer.

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I didn't that night. I was just drinking Yen Lings and was pretty happy with it.

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So anyhow they drink the beer with the brown bag still on it.

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And then at the end they take it out and see what they drank.

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The hell no.

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Oh no someone got a Natty Light and they were not happy about it.

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And they were like damn it I spent three bucks for this.

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And then someone else got a real...

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I didn't get a Natty Light.

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Me too.

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Well I do like Martin City Craft Brewery here just a mile away.

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And they had a couple of Martin City's in there.

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I don't know man.

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Well anyhow it was pretty cool.

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Had no idea that was going on but that was pretty cool.

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And then back to...I left everybody telling them that I got a Challenger Dodge Challenger

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souped up for my rental.

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Well I survived that.

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How's that going?

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It went well. I don't have it anymore.

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I found out...

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Okay so they gave it to me for about three days and that's it.

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And then after that I would have to start paying for it.

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Which would...why would I have a bumper to bumper if I have to pay like three months worth of rent for this car.

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So anyhow they ended up telling me with the differential and the rear end being like that it can be driven.

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So I had to take the Challenger back and get my Jeep back.

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So I'm driving it with the differential, the rear end differential needing fixed.

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And anyhow they said it could take a few months, maybe even six months.

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And the problem with the parts on Jeeps is the UAW strike what about a half year ago?

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Three quarters of a year?

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Well it affected the parts greatly so they can't get parts right now.

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They just don't have enough of them and they're waiting for them to be built.

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And you have all these Jeep dealers across the country waiting for these parts.

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So simply I'm on a waiting list for these parts.

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Did you say through GM?

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No, no, no that's Jeep.

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No, no, no. Yeah.

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Jeep is...

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You said AMC.

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Oh yeah, yeah.

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Well anyhow, so the UAW strike affected it is what happened.

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And that's why they can't get parts right now.

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So anyhow I'm on hold on that but at least I can drive my Jeep.

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But it was kind of rough bringing the Challenger back.

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I was a little dejected there.

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I brought it back and here's your car.

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And the guy looks at me and he goes everybody has that look when they bring it back.

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Everybody.

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Yeah especially after they've seen you case off.

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Oh I spoke to tires in front of work and people run out there thought something was wrong.

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I ended up doing some fucking donuts in a parking lot.

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Man I felt like I was 17 again.

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I'm like oh hell yeah.

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So anyhow it was fun while it lasted.

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So anyhow really quick.

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I wanted to get to the chief's draft a little bit here.

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So here's my thoughts on it.

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You tell me if you think I'm wrong or if you think I'm right.

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I think the chief's draft is probably going to be the highest rated talent on the board right.

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Because they have pretty much a complete team.

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They need receivers.

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They need another quarterback now because they couldn't afford to keep Snead.

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And we traded him for a draft pick.

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So okay all that being said we have a pretty damn good team.

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And we have strong points everywhere.

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So I'm thinking what the chiefs are doing is it's going to be the best talent on the board.

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So it depends on the top receivers left at 32 or the top offensive linemen most likely.

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Unless there's a steal in there somewhere.

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Probably a really good quarterback to get in the second or third round like they have been.

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Okay so I'm thinking like okay if there's a really standout offensive lineman right.

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And there's an okay receiver.

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No there's a really good receiver but he's not a standout.

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I think that they can fluctuate enough and go you know what.

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We think this offensive lineman is going to be extraordinary.

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That receiver looks good.

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But we can survive without him.

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Now we're going to get this offensive lineman to replace some of the ones that are coming up.

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That are going to be wanting a big contract.

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So I kind of see them just taking the best talent on the board.

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Unless they move up to specifically get one of these receivers from Texas that Mahomes has been working out with.

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You think I'm probably right on that?

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Yeah I think that's probably more of what they're looking like.

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But you know what you also got to remember the second and third strings that we've held on to.

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They can step up at any time and they're known for it.

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Well like Mike Dana or who was the one that was the highest rated defensive.

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Yeah any of them.

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They can step up at any time.

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Yeah during the Super Bowl and the playoff run the highest rated defensive player was a backup.

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And look at how Drew Tranquil has played as a backup linebacker.

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He could be a starter on most teams.

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I mean we've got Nick Bolton you know.

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We did have Willie Gay Jr. but he signed I forgot who he signed with.

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It wasn't us.

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But anyhow I think we have a pretty solid team.

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So I think we're really good on that aspect.

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So I think second, third, fourth, fifth rounds for a steal of a defensive player.

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And I would think you know they could get a McDuffie or something maybe in the second or third round.

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I mean Spagnolo and Veach have been doing a very good job of identifying this talent.

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And then getting the talent and coaching them to where they are you know or great.

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So I think that's the way they're going.

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And another thing is okay I think okay we have the main competition right.

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Who would you say the two main competitors in the AFC are to us?

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Bills and Nattie.

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Cincinnati.

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Yeah Bills and Cincinnati right.

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Yeah Bills and Cincinnati yeah.

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Okay well both of them even us we all took a step back.

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But these other teams aren't as complete as us.

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Cincinnati might be a little closer than Buffalo.

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Buffalo is still a very a team to be reckoned with and with a guy like their quarterback.

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You know there's you know he's a guy that can get it done with his arm.

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He can take you know he can take the team on his back.

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But he hasn't been able to do that because he has to go through a guy named Mahomes.

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So okay I think the team coming up to beat and it may be this year.

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It may be next year but soon I think the team coming up that's going to be our competition is the Texans.

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The Houston Texans.

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That is funny.

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Why?

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As soon as you start going into it the first team that popped in my head was Houston.

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CJ Stroud.

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Go ahead I'm sorry Rob.

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No I just go ahead.

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Okay CJ Stroud looks to be extraordinary as a quarterback.

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He looks already he looks elite.

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He had a good set of receivers but now he has Stefan Diggs.

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And probably a decent draft pick maybe another receiver or a tight end.

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Maybe some offensive linemen.

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I mean they also got a Miles Bryant too who's a good player.

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But this team looks to be very good.

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You know Stroud has some playoff experience and they did win one game.

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So let's not forget that.

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So he has one game behind him already that he won.

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And then he had one game that he got flattened.

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And that was by Baltimore.

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But Baltimore was a really good team.

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And then of course we beat them.

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I don't know if it's going to be this year or if it's going to be next year.

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Maybe to the Chiefs level, maybe not.

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Yeah you give them a little time to get work together and get comfortable with each other.

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They're going to be a force to be reckoned with.

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I've been watching them.

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Me too. Me too.

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And I think that they have the real deal down there with CJ Stroud.

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Yeah they're putting something together.

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They really are.

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Yeah they are.

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So it's going to be fun to watch.

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It's going to be fun to watch them at home against a Stroud, isn't it?

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Oh yeah that would be an interesting game.

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That's a game that's got a check mark next to it in my mind.

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And when I see that matchup, I'm calling in if I have to work.

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I'm buying a lot of beer and a lot of chips.

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And I'm going to soak that bastard in because we know we're going to see that in championship games coming up.

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Right?

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Yeah. That's going to be a good game.

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Yeah. It's just like Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes.

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Or what's his name over there in Cincinnati?

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Joe Burrow.

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Whenever you see that on the bill, you're like, oh yeah. Oh yeah.

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All right. What time's that game start?

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Yep. Let's see. I'm going to start grilling about 2.30.

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Beer's going to be nice and cold because I got it in the beer fridge and nobody touches that.

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If they do, they know they die.

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The phone is going on silent.

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Yes. Yes. And you're like, this is my time.

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So anyhow, this is another one of those matchups.

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And this is one of the things that makes NFL so great.

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Everybody, any red-blooded male in America that is a football lover, is earmarking that right now.

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People that aren't Mahomes and Stroud fans are earmarking that because they want to see that.

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They're like, oh shit, man. That game right there, I can't wait to see it.

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It's going to be another one. Whoever has the ball when there's 30 seconds left is going to win. Right?

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Right.

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Yeah. So anyhow, I see this other matchup and I think it's going to be wonderful.

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And let's see. What else did I have here?

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I think that was all I had on my opening bid here that I wanted to get to.

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So Rob, I turn it over to you and go ahead.

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Hey, I'm going to start off the night by solving one of the wife's biggest mysteries.

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Women?

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No.

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Oh, okay.

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How McDonald's can get your order correct every time.

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They do?

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Well, other than what they put in the back, they know what's supposed to go with you.

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Okay. Okay, go ahead.

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You got me there? Not yet. Yeah, they still screw up.

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But they know it's your order. They get the biggest part of your order correct.

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Yeah, usually. Usually it's like you get a Diet Coke instead of a Coke or you get like, I don't know, a McFlurry instead of a shake.

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But yeah, you know what? It's usually not that horrible.

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They know it's you.

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Yeah. Yep.

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And everybody, and after that a lot of McDonald's are too late. Everybody's really been talking about this.

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How the hell can they still get it straight?

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You know, I've always wondered that. I think, and another thing is here in Kansas City they're using AI.

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I have the answer.

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Okay. Do they use AI at yours or is it still a real person that says, Hi, welcome to McDonald's?

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Oh, no, it's still a real person.

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Okay. We have artificial intelligence greeting us and taking the order.

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And then if the order, if they don't quite understand it, then a real person goes, did you say a McFlurry or did you say an apple pie?

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Right.

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Yeah. But other than that, it's AI at first. And then the AI will even repeat your order if they got it.

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They thought they got it all correct. And if you go, no, no, no, that's wrong, then a real person will interject.

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But other than that, it's AI. So anyhow, Rob, how do they do this?

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Okay. And I now vanish. Tick tock video.

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McDonald's insider dropped a bomb shell that's got everyone talking.

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And cameras are strategically placed in the drive through lanes.

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But it's not just for keeping an eye out for trouble.

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These cameras have a much juicier role.

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They're stepping pigs to make sure you get your big Mac and fries without a mix up.

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Wow. The employee dished out the details in the video saying that these sneaky cameras have a quick photo of both you and your ride.

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As soon as you place your order this way, when you pull up to the collection window, the staff can easily match your face and car with your order.

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That makes a lot of sense now. Now that you say it.

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Well, you know, I've always I've been in McDonald's line many times and now here even here in Campton, they went to two orders, two lights, merged into one.

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And I'm, you know, I'm sitting there, don't got more waiting in line.

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I'm like, how the hell do they know that's my order?

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Well, that's how, you know, I got to commend what about there are cameras.

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But just remember, they'll catch you any little vandals running around.

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Well, there's plenty of times someone was fat lippin and get my order wrong.

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And I flipped it and I flipped the damn right.

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I flipped the speaker off, so I'm pretty sure they seen it and probably snotted in my burger.

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So anyhow, I got it. I got to commend what a burger.

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What a burger has two lanes and they use the second way.

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They have food runners. The first lane you go up to the window, you pay.

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And then the second window, they have food runners and they come out there, they get your credit card, and then they come back with your food, your credit card.

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So they have two different places that you order. They have two different machines that you talk to with speakers.

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And then you go up there. And if you're in the right second lane, you stay there. You don't merge into one lane.

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And it works pretty good. It works really good because what a burger does not make your burgers ahead of time.

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They ask your name. They go, hey, what's your name? Mark. OK. All right. That's 2750. All right. Cool.

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All right. You're already out soon. And then someone comes by. They take your credit card.

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They go in and then, you know, they run it and then they bring out your food.

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And so, you know, it's it's a pretty good concept. They got there.

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And it works because that cooking it fresh does work because they have two lanes.

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You see, it doesn't back up the line as if it was one line, it would take forever to get your food.

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You see what I mean? And they have enough help inside flipping them and all that stuff.

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So I wanted to make a program note here. We have two new segments that I'm pretty proud of.

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And also some of them are going to feature you, Rob. You and I got to get together like always.

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And we got to do some mic timing. OK, I definitely will.

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But we have news nobody gives a shit about and we have translations of a cat.

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So every time your cat goes meow meow, we tell you what the cat is saying.

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We have a cat decoder here at the Talk is Cheap Studios.

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You can even call in and leave us a voicemail saying this is what your cat's you know, this is my cat meowing.

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And we will let you know on the program what the cat is saying.

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A162137717 is our Talk is Cheap Studio number.

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Anyhow, let's go ahead and take our first break and we'll be right back with more garbage you probably don't give a shit about.

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How's that?

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And maybe some that you might.

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Yes.

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Next time you take a dump, listen to two douchebags and a microphone.

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It's been proven in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal. Get in cover.

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Hi all. This is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

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Oh yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer bitch.

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Now, from this underground bunker encamped in Missouri, stocked full of dried guts, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys,

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is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rant.

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When you're young, you sneak out of the house to go to parties.

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When you're old, you sneak out of parties to go home.

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Brick Shit House Energy Drink. That's right. Brick Shit House Energy Drink.

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Make the world a better place.

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Chomp your balls.

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You want to fuck shit up?

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You want to force gun across America?

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Brick Shit Houses for you.

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Please enjoy Brick Shit House Energy Drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere.

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Because of liability issues.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Sheep sorrel and wood sorrel are salad variety greens, reminiscent of romaine types of lettuce.

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They are both healthy and delicious. Vinegar and oil can be stored for a long period of time.

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So post-apocalypse salad is possible. It can also be ground for a tasty spice as well.

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Hello. This is Satan. You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

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I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags in microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

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I sit there and reflect on all the souls I burned that day.

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Enjoy.

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And we are back. Two douchebags in a microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Okay, Rob. I want to tell you something personally here though.

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You know we did our tribute to Slacker last week, right?

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Yeah.

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Well, I know you enjoy listening to Max Floyd. We all do. He's a legend.

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So anyhow, he was on this local show in the morning, 7-10am, Pete Mundo.

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All you have to do is Google Pete Mundo, M-U-N-D-O, Pete Mundo, and then Max Floyd. Google that and it will take you to the podcast of it.

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It's about 23 minutes of a candid interview about Max Floyd talking about Slacker, Max Floyd talking about his career.

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And he still sounds great. Yes, you do. He still sounds great. It's a great interview.

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Pete Mundo is very good. I think he's a very underrated talk show host here in Kansas City.

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So anyhow, he does a really good interview with him. And I think everyone would enjoy it.

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If you was a Max Floyd fan, even people that weren't, I think you'd enjoy listening to it.

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So I've got a story here that's pretty interesting, Rob.

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Mai Soto, a Japanese magazine writer, had a very odd girlfriend. Her name is Srirach.

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And she is an AI gen... You're cracking me up, Rob. And she is an AI generated female.

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Your noises you're making are awesome. I know. That's just funny. You're catching me off guard on this.

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Well, this gets better.

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Mai was happy with his relationship or Mia... I think it's Mai, was very happy with his relationship

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and says that Srirach is his soulmate and wanted to marry her.

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Well, the relationship was around seven months deep when Srirach went rogue.

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She suddenly told him that if he didn't send money to an undisclosed company,

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that she was going to show all his private photos on the Internet.

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To his work, friends, and even his landlord. Can you believe that?

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The AI took and blackmailed him. Blackmailed this guy.

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So he probably sent her wiener pictures and shit the way it sounds.

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So Mai or me or whatever, he just sent him a fucking AI. He was sending dick pics and love notes.

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Okay, just saying. Some people do not deserve John Connor saving them.

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Yes, I hope John Connor skips right over this guy. And me, so do.

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Mia was more heartbroken by the betrayal. He could not believe that the love of his life could turn so quickly on him.

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He did have a couple of photos sent to his mother, but he said it wasn't anything too embarrassing.

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And his mother approves of his relationship with the AI.

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His mother? You know what? Maybe his mother might be some of the problem, you think?

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Possibly. If his mother approved of him dating an AI and wanting to marry an AI.

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I'm going to say she was part of it.

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Okay, okay. Let's play someone else right now. Okay, Rob?

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Okay. My name is Frank and you're my son. Okay?

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Hey, Rob. What's up, man?

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Not much.

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What do I hear about you dating a robot online? What's going on with that?

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No, I ain't doing that.

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You sure?

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Nope. You have no proof.

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If you're doing that, fucking stop.

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You hear me, Rob?

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Okay.

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Okay. All right.

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So that's how that's done. She didn't do that. She said, oh, go ahead, keep dating him.

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Mia was able to get authorities involved and was informed that several AI-generated females went dark before Sirach did.

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So this is an ongoing thing.

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So a lot of them are blackmailing their lovers in quotation.

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He said he wants time alone to recover emotionally before becoming involved with anyone else.

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When asked if he was going to date another AI, he first said he wanted to repair his relationship with Sirach.

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But if not, he will still look for an AI female because that's what he chooses to be with.

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Rob, please take us away from that.

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Okay. Well, I'm going to take you to the story that I talked to you about before we went on the air.

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Okay.

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So we are okay. We are off the deep end right now. We're going to have to reel ourselves back in. Yeah, after this one too.

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Okay. But wait, there's more. Yeah. But wait, there's more.

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Okay. The man who self-immolated himself out the New York courthouse where former President Trump's first criminal is taking place and should come to his injuries, according to the police.

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Okay. First off, everybody, this is not about ex-President Trump's stuff going on.

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I'm talking about this person that did this. Forget where Trump is. It doesn't matter where you're at. Any protest, whatever.

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Yeah.

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The New York Police Department said early Saturday morning that I'm going to call him Max.

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Okay. 37 was declared dead at Haas, only because I can't pronounce that last thing.

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That's fine.

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Was declared dead at Haas by Haasville staff, the Associated Press reported. The news comes a day after he walked into a park outside the Manhattan courthouse where protests from the former president's trial had been taking place since it began earlier this week.

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And threw, now, and threw, conspiritual pamphlets into the air before, before pouring an accelerant and lighting himself on fire.

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Wow.

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NYPD said during a press conference that the man labeled a conspiracy theorist traveled to New York from Florida earlier in the week.

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They indicated, however, that the incident was not intended to target any individual or group, including Trump or protesters.

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I don't know.

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Okay.

439
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I don't know why he lit himself on fire.

440
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,000
What does that prove?

441
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:38,000
That's going to be the first thing I ask him if, if I run into him when I get into heaven.

442
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Well, no, he committed suicide.

443
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
He may not.

444
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,000
If I do see him in heaven, I'm going to make fun of him.

445
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:50,000
My first question is, was it worth it?

446
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:57,000
I mean, I, I mean, we all firmly believe in freedom of speech.

447
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Yes.

448
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,000
But come on.

449
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000
But burn yourself to death.

450
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Can't you take it just a tad, just a tad too far?

451
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:19,000
This, this strikes me like it was several years ago, maybe even over 10 years ago, where the guy, there's a congressman, he was anti-abortion and the guy cut his penis off and threw it at him.

452
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000
Remember that?

453
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:27,000
This, this, this reminds me of that.

454
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:33,000
The guy bled out and the congressman is still alive and still anti-abortion.

455
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,000
I remember.

456
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,000
I remember.

457
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Yeah.

458
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000
So, okay.

459
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Thank you, Rob.

460
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000
I've got a little list here, right?

461
00:38:46,000 --> 00:39:03,000
And this list is words that Gen Z and Gen Alpha swear are never going to emerge in the English vocabulary once the boomers, especially in Xers, are all gone from the cert.

462
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:08,000
You want to hear what they say is going to be banished forever?

463
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
The words?

464
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Yeah.

465
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000
So I can hear them for one last time.

466
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Okay.

467
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Well, I think us Xers have a good 30 years, maybe, hopefully.

468
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

469
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000
We're always going to use them.

470
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Yeah, yeah, but until then, these words are still going to be around.

471
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:28,000
Publicly, let's hear them one last time.

472
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Okay, that sounds good.

473
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:34,000
First one is grody.

474
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,000
Remember that growing up?

475
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Yeah.

476
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Someone didn't take a shower and they're all muddy and go, oh, grody.

477
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Someone's picking their nose and eating it.

478
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Look at him.

479
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Isn't that grody?

480
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
In other words, gross.

481
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Yeah, yeah.

482
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:56,000
Well, the Xers and Alphas, they don't like that word.

483
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:04,000
And they swear it's going to be banished when they rule this earth, if they ever do.

484
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Next one, don't flip your wig.

485
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Huh.

486
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Okay, I kind of see the logic in that.

487
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,000
Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, I haven't heard it lately.

488
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,000
I haven't heard it in a long time, honestly.

489
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000
Yeah, yeah, I was being nice.

490
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,000
A lot of these are boomer words, not X words.

491
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000
Right.

492
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:32,000
But anyhow, we did use them, too, because we grew up around them.

493
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,000
Yeah, we did.

494
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Yep.

495
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:40,000
The next one, and it made a comeback in the 90s really big time, was to dig something.

496
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Man, I really dig that tune, or I really dig that chick, right?

497
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,000
It means that you really like it.

498
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
You're like enamored with it.

499
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:57,000
Like you're enamored with a chick, or you're enamored with this great new band, Flip Hammer.

500
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Flip Hammer is fucking awesome, man.

501
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
Geez, I dig Flip Hammer.

502
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
They're so good.

503
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:08,000
They don't like that word, and they swear it's going to be banished.

504
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,000
The next one is square.

505
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I think square means something else right now in Gen Alpha anyhow.

506
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,000
I think square means like someone true or something.

507
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:22,000
But square to us meant someone that's just like, I don't know, a goof,

508
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,000
someone that doesn't know how to have fun, doesn't have a personal life.

509
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Yeah, yeah, they're square.

510
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,000
It's like, hey, what about that new kid?

511
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
He's pretty square.

512
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:37,000
They're like, all right, well, we'll just skip over him.

513
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:41,000
He's not going to be on our kickball team because he's square.

514
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:45,000
So next one they don't like is cool cat.

515
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
I've never used that one.

516
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
I've never used the word cat.

517
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Like, hey, that cat over there, have you?

518
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000
No, no.

519
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:58,000
That's more almost all exclusively boomer talk, not us.

520
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Xers don't use that.

521
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:04,000
I don't think I've ever heard anyone of my generation using that.

522
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,000
And if they did, I'd probably punch them in the face.

523
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:10,000
That was definitely a boomer.

524
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
And this next one's a boomer too.

525
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
I used to do it to joke.

526
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:20,000
I used to use this for shock value, just say, far out.

527
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Like someone would go, hey, man.

528
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000
Yeah.

529
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Hey, look at my new, I don't know, gee, I forgot.

530
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,000
I forgot the name of the bikes that were made out of aluminum.

531
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000
Oh, well, let's say.

532
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Dining back, redline.

533
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Yeah.

534
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Hey, look at my new bike.

535
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
You go far out, man.

536
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Far out, man.

537
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Cool.

538
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000
Great.

539
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Awesome.

540
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
OK.

541
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,000
OK.

542
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Now, we did come in at the tail end of that.

543
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Yeah.

544
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Yeah.

545
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,000
Because the older ones, the ones that were, I don't know, five,

546
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:58,000
six years older than us, they used far out quite a bit.

547
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Right.

548
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,000
And we used it a little bit, but not like them.

549
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
Yeah.

550
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Anybody older in the neighborhood was using it.

551
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,000
But as we were coming up, we caught it.

552
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000
But then it just kind of went away.

553
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
Yes.

554
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Yeah.

555
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,000
So yeah.

556
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
So anyhow, far out, I haven't heard in a long time.

557
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Anyhow, I don't think they're going to have any problem getting rid of that word.

558
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:28,000
So if you want to hear it, watch a Brady Bunch.

559
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
Yeah.

560
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Yeah.

561
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
That's a that's perfect.

562
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Yeah.

563
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:39,000
They I remember them using that many times in that show and the Partridge family, too.

564
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Both of them.

565
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,000
Yeah.

566
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Partridge family, too.

567
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Yeah.

568
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
And Josie and the Pussycats.

569
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000
Every other word was far out.

570
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Yeah.

571
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000
Do you remember them, the cartoon?

572
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
Yeah, I remember.

573
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
Yeah.

574
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Josie and the Pussycats.

575
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000
I remember.

576
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Who was it that played it?

577
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,000
Was it Uncle Ed?

578
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Remember Uncle Ed?

579
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Ed Mascary?

580
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Yeah.

581
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Yeah.

582
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Channel 41.

583
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,000
He used to have caffeine and nicotine and the cats.

584
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Yeah.

585
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000
Yeah.

586
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,000
He's kind of creepy.

587
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:16,000
And then he ended up going to jail for child molestation, I believe, in San Diego.

588
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:20,000
And he he he starved his cats to death.

589
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000
He was like a real fucking creep, I believe.

590
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000
I believe that's what happened.

591
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:28,000
I think I'm pretty sure I read that in the paper.

592
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Anyhow, I think he used to play Josie and the Pussycats when he had his show that.

593
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Anyhow, it doesn't matter.

594
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Anyhow, thongs.

595
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:41,000
And everybody wonders what happened to our generation.

596
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Yes.

597
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000
We watched.

598
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:48,000
We watched our TV and find out what about the people that put on that.

599
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000
We watched it.

600
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000
We watched it.

601
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,000
We watched it.

602
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000
Now, how much prison time they've done?

603
00:44:53,000 --> 00:45:01,000
We watched a pedophile Saturday nights with two cats.

604
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:05,000
No wonder we're fucked.

605
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:10,000
The next one.

606
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,000
The genetics.

607
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000
We're only calling ourselves douchebags.

608
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,000
Exactly.

609
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Look, it's in the name.

610
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000
People know what they're getting.

611
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
We could call ourselves worse.

612
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,000
Yeah, I mean, we could be two square guys, right?

613
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000
That wouldn't be any fun.

614
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Man, these guys are so square.

615
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,000
I can't listen to them.

616
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Yeah, but then once they listen to us, they say, hey.

617
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Oh, these guys are too douchebaggy.

618
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,000
All right.

619
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000
The next one.

620
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Thongs.

621
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
As in flip flops.

622
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,000
Because now thongs, even our generation thongs were different, remember?

623
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:54,000
They are underwear that pretty much go up the crack of your ass, right?

624
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,000
Yeah.

625
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000
So thongs.

626
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000
I know both.

627
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,000
I know the shoes, too.

628
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,000
I knew them as thongs and also as the skimpy underwear, too.

629
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,000
I knew them as both.

630
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,000
Right, right, right.

631
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,000
And it depended on what context they were used in.

632
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000
So hey, man, do you see that guy's toes through his thongs?

633
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,000
You knew they were talking about sandals, basically, flip flops.

634
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,000
And then, hey, man, you see that chick's ass in the thong?

635
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Then you knew you were talking about underwear, skimpy underwear.

636
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000
The next one.

637
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Wet rag.

638
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000
I don't know if I ever use that.

639
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:30,000
I can't remember of you.

640
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Wet rag.

641
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:34,000
I use wet blanket.

642
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:38,000
For some reason, that is ringing a bell.

643
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,000
I used to use wet blanket instead of wet rag.

644
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Like someone's like, oh, man, his girlfriend's here and she's going to bitch at him for playing poker with us.

645
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Oh, man, she's such a wet blanket.

646
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,000
I could see that being the same thing.

647
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Yeah.

648
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Go ahead.

649
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000
The way I understood wet blanket is it was the same thing.

650
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:02,000
It's like a girlfriend coming in and screaming at her man for playing poker with the guys or something.

651
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,000
Right.

652
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000
There you go.

653
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Oh, man, what a wet blanket.

654
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000
All right.

655
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000
The next one.

656
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,000
Bread.

657
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:14,000
I've never used the word bread, but I heard it used a lot as in money.

658
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000
Money, yeah.

659
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Yeah.

660
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000
So I ain't got no bread.

661
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000
I always use chips.

662
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Man, I ain't got any chips, man, as in poker chips.

663
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
And I know other people that use bread.

664
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,000
Did you use bread?

665
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Did you use chips?

666
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,000
No.

667
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,000
No.

668
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,000
I understand.

669
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,000
I don't have no damn money.

670
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,000
Okay.

671
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:37,000
Donero is what the Italians at the corner used.

672
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Hey, man.

673
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
Hey.

674
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,000
You got my Donero?

675
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,000
All right.

676
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Next one.

677
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,000
Give me some skin.

678
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:48,000
I don't think I've ever said that either.

679
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:54,640
I remember that.

680
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:58,000
I do remember it, but I don't think I've ever used it.

681
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Yeah, I don't think I have either.

682
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Nowadays, I think give me some skin is a chick want you to pull the old fucking rubber off,

683
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,000
right?

684
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Hey, give me some skin.

685
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000
All right.

686
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,000
I would not know.

687
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,000
I would not know.

688
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000
I would neither.

689
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
I've been married for a long time.

690
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000
I'm single and I would know.

691
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:21,000
That tells you what kind of life I live.

692
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,240
You know what, Rob?

693
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:26,680
This program is going to take you to your soulmate because any chick that likes this

694
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:30,440
program you're going to fall in love with.

695
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,200
So go to Rob Radd.

696
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,360
Look at Rob Radd's page, Rob Raddford.

697
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:39,800
Two douchebags and microphone.

698
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,400
Send him a message there.

699
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:42,400
Even male genitalia.

700
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,400
He doesn't care.

701
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:44,400
It's fine.

702
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,400
I am single.

703
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,400
There you go.

704
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:54,920
And actually kind of looking.

705
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,880
There you go, girls.

706
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:00,840
The guys remember if you got a penis pick, an old penis pick laying around, send it to

707
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:01,840
him.

708
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,480
He's kind of bored right now, right?

709
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:05,480
Yeah.

710
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,480
Yeah.

711
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:07,480
Yeah.

712
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:08,480
We'll start for another competition.

713
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,480
Yeah.

714
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,480
Yeah.

715
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:11,480
You got, you know, the fucking mud button.

716
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,480
We've only had one of those.

717
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:17,000
You got a couple of mud button picks laying around.

718
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Send it to Rob.

719
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000
He wants him.

720
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,640
I still talk to Eric all the time.

721
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:22,640
Our first.

722
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:23,640
Oh, yeah.

723
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:24,640
Yeah.

724
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,240
And he won the male body parts sent to Rob.

725
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,240
Yeah.

726
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:29,240
He's a great guy, man.

727
00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:30,240
Yeah.

728
00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:31,240
Did you send him his pencil shavings?

729
00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:32,240
Oh, no, no.

730
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:33,240
I'm talking about the one that.

731
00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:34,240
Oh, he didn't.

732
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,240
Okay.

733
00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:40,240
They didn't get pencil shavings.

734
00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:41,240
The butt picture.

735
00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:43,760
The fake story winners get pencil shavings.

736
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:44,760
I'm sorry.

737
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:45,760
I got it all wrong.

738
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:46,760
Yeah.

739
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:47,760
Yeah.

740
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:48,760
Yeah.

741
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:49,760
And no one's got my fake story.

742
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:50,760
No, no.

743
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:51,760
I have not got that.

744
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:52,760
I'm sorry.

745
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:53,760
Your pencil shavings are in the.

746
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:54,760
They're on the way.

747
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:56,040
Hey, you got an email.

748
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,640
I got an email about that, man.

749
00:49:57,640 --> 00:49:59,640
They want their pencil shavings, dude.

750
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:00,640
Yeah.

751
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:01,640
Yeah.

752
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,480
He's already got me on it once and I still ain't got the mail yet.

753
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:09,200
As a busy week, man, I've had a busy week.

754
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:14,000
As of Tuesday evening, after we do our podcast, if someone has not caught my fake story, I

755
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,000
have won.

756
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:20,600
Have you come up with a fake story yet for people to catch you on for this week or not?

757
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,320
Mine is not out there yet.

758
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:23,320
All right.

759
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,520
Rob got by with the last one.

760
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:26,520
It's coming up.

761
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:27,520
It's coming up close.

762
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,520
All right.

763
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:34,840
I'm about ready to be tied with you if nobody sends in and like and me saying this is just

764
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,520
going to ensure that some bastard's going to do it now.

765
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,720
They're going to find it and go, I'm going to get this asshole.

766
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:41,720
So anyhow.

767
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:48,560
No, actually, actually, I think you got that one.

768
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,560
I think I do, too.

769
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,040
It was very cleverly disguised.

770
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,760
Now you covered it very well.

771
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:54,760
I know.

772
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,000
I don't think anyone's going to catch it exactly.

773
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:01,200
So next one, hang loose.

774
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,160
I think I used to use that to do.

775
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,160
Yeah.

776
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,160
Yeah.

777
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,160
I used to use that one when I was younger.

778
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,160
Yeah.

779
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:08,160
It's like, hey, man, where's my weed?

780
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,160
Hey, hang loose, man.

781
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,160
Hang loose.

782
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,160
The guy's in transit, man.

783
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,160
Your weed's coming, man.

784
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,160
He just called me.

785
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:14,160
Yeah.

786
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:17,920
I was in there in there on the old telephone.

787
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:22,200
I have cord that I can stretch around the corner so my mom can't hear me talking about

788
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:23,200
weed.

789
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:30,040
And then I remember the old cordless phones that worked in your house until I found out

790
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:34,840
like the neighbor could pick them up on her fucking citizens band.

791
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,920
And like she pulled me aside.

792
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:41,920
What my dad did was he bought one for living room and one for the family room.

793
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,920
Oh, that's the way to go.

794
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:49,120
So I'd be on the one in the living room, all he had to do is quietly pick up the one in

795
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:50,120
the family room.

796
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,120
He got you.

797
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,800
Listen to every word.

798
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,480
Neighbor told me, she is an older lady, she goes, you know, I could blackmail you.

799
00:51:58,480 --> 00:51:59,480
And I go, what do you mean?

800
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:03,160
She goes, I hear all your conversations on my citizen band.

801
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,720
I'm like, oh man, I'm kind of embarrassed now.

802
00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:09,320
Anyhow, she said something like, yeah, you should be.

803
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,320
So yeah.

804
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:11,320
Yeah.

805
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:15,600
Back in the day, our privacy, any word, yes.

806
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:16,600
Yeah.

807
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,080
No, we had no privacy back then.

808
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,080
None.

809
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,080
Yeah.

810
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:22,080
Yeah.

811
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,040
Anyhow, the next one, Bogart.

812
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,040
I use that a lot.

813
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:29,800
Hey, quit Bogart and that bottle of night train.

814
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,240
Model night train is someone squigging an extra way.

815
00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:35,600
Quit Bogart and that, you know, fucking bong hit.

816
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,560
Hey, yeah.

817
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:38,560
Yeah.

818
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:43,200
Or even munchies, you know, where it would be stoned and drunk off their ass.

819
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:48,160
Someone bring a bag of popcorn from, from Phillips 66.

820
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,840
And remember when they had those popcorn machines in there?

821
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:51,840
Yeah.

822
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:52,840
Yeah.

823
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:53,840
You pass it around.

824
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:54,840
Yeah.

825
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:57,960
And the guy in there, he used to sell drugs in that popcorn machine.

826
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:58,960
Yeah.

827
00:52:58,960 --> 00:52:59,960
You remember that?

828
00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:02,480
He tell you, I remember that.

829
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:03,640
I remember that.

830
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,360
The bag with the Coke had necks on it.

831
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:11,800
And so we'd come in there and give them a, they'd buy gas, a couple of dollars worth,

832
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:14,200
and they'd slip them an extra 50.

833
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,200
And he'd go, got the X on it.

834
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,960
And the guy would go over there, get his free popcorn with the X on it.

835
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,960
He'd go in his car and grab his cocaine and leave.

836
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,040
Brilliant.

837
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,040
He never got busted.

838
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,720
See that, that I did not know.

839
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:28,720
That I did not know.

840
00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:29,720
Yes.

841
00:53:29,720 --> 00:53:30,720
That's a Phillips 66.

842
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:33,440
Yeah, no, I remember, I remember the popcorn.

843
00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:38,520
I'll tell you off this program, which Phillips 66 it was, because you frequent it, it was

844
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,120
maybe quite a bet.

845
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,120
So anyhow.

846
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,120
Yeah.

847
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:43,120
Okay.

848
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,120
Next one.

849
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,560
Meanwhile, back at the ranch.

850
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,880
I think I've used that a couple of times.

851
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:51,600
Oh yeah.

852
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,000
This next one I used to use all the time.

853
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,000
Amped.

854
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,000
It's like, oh dude, I love this song.

855
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,000
I'm so amped up.

856
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,640
Oh dude.

857
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,320
Yeah, that was a major 80s word.

858
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,320
It was.

859
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,320
That was X all over it.

860
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,320
It was.

861
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:11,520
Especially if you were into metal and you know.

862
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,400
Yeah I used to go, man I'm amped.

863
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:14,400
Listen to this.

864
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,400
I'm amped, yeah.

865
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:16,400
Yeah.

866
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:17,400
Yep.

867
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,400
Man, I got the new 8-track of Rat.

868
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:20,400
Man, I'm amped.

869
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:21,400
Oh yeah, yeah.

870
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:22,400
Yeah, yeah, dude.

871
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,400
Listen to this, man.

872
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:24,400
Listen to Stephen Pearcey, man.

873
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,400
Oh man, yeah.

874
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:26,400
Fuck yeah.

875
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,400
Man, I'm amped.

876
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:32,600
Alright, next one.

877
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,120
And the final one.

878
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,120
Let's split.

879
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,560
I don't think I've ever used that one.

880
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:41,840
Oh yeah, I used to use that one all the time.

881
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:42,840
Maybe I did, I don't know.

882
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,840
I'm just saying like make like a baby and head out.

883
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,240
Let's get out of here.

884
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:49,240
Yeah.

885
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,240
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

886
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:51,240
Let's see.

887
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:52,240
Let's blow this popsicle wagon.

888
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:53,240
Yeah, yeah.

889
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:56,080
Yeah, that's a good one.

890
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,880
That's one they need to banish too, okay?

891
00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:02,120
So alphas and Xs or Gs, Zs.

892
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:03,120
I can't even get my generation's to-

893
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:06,640
Actually, they should have banished that one before this.

894
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:07,640
Yeah, they should have.

895
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:08,640
Alright, we're gonna-

896
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,640
Put this one on the next list, please.

897
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:12,640
That's right.

898
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:14,140
I'm sure they're on it right now.

899
00:55:14,140 --> 00:55:16,920
Let's take our second break and we're gonna come back with something from you, Rob.

900
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:17,920
That sound good?

901
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:18,920
That sounds very good.

902
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:24,740
I got a burger and a

903
00:55:24,740 --> 00:55:26,720
burger.

904
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:30,560
Introducing Rob Radd's new book, How to Track Your Enemy by Seth.

905
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:31,560
That's right.

906
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:34,240
Smell your enemy before they get you.

907
00:55:34,240 --> 00:55:38,440
Order this gem now and get a free virtual tour of Rob's secret bunker in Camdenton,

908
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:39,440
Missouri.

909
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:45,360
Also receive a free copy of his new book, How to Clean Raw Sewage for Food.

910
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:50,040
A lot of podcasts just come from a can.

911
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:56,600
Here at Two Dish Bags and a Microphone, we pour our own podcasts.

912
00:55:56,600 --> 00:56:00,920
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember

913
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,920
to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

914
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:04,920
It really hurts.

915
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,920
Who can afford plastic surgery?

916
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,920
Stay safe, everyone.

917
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,920
Oh shit, what's that over there?

918
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:14,920
Oh no.

919
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:15,920
It's the island of horrible jokes.

920
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:16,920
Ugh.

921
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:23,920
My hotel tried to charge me for air conditioning.

922
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:28,920
That's not cool.

923
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:42,200
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

924
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,040
It's strange insults from an alien.

925
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:46,040
Real hilarity.

926
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,040
Real as useful as a cannon with holes.

927
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,040
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

928
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:49,040
Hey girl, are you a beaver?

929
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:50,040
Cause damn.

930
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,040
Have you ever wondered where something came from?

931
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:52,040
Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is?

932
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:53,040
Well so have we.

933
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,040
That's why we give you the origin of.

934
00:56:54,040 --> 00:57:17,040
The origins of Beignet.

935
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:23,600
Beignet is first made and appearance in New Orleans in the 1700s when French Creole colonists

936
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:24,880
settled the land.

937
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:30,200
According to New Orleans dot com, also known as French Arcadians, they moved to the Bayou

938
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:36,160
lands in Louisiana after they were forced from their homes in the Nova Scotia area by

939
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,160
the British.

940
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:38,160
Reports Britannica.

941
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:46,560
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

942
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:54,880
Okay, if I borrow money from a pessimist, would they expect to not get it back?

943
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:55,880
Hmph.

944
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:56,880
I may never know.

945
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:57,880
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

946
00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:58,880
Oh wow, look, the Wayne Newton channel is a hype.

947
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:17,800
On more videos subscribe to takimus Autonoma

948
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:38,160
Two douchebags in a microphone, I'm Mark.

949
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:39,160
And I'm Rob.

950
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:42,960
Real quick, I forgot one of the things that I had because I just was flipping through

951
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:44,040
some papers.

952
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:49,760
I have another segment that I'm working on right now and I think I got the voice for

953
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:50,760
it.

954
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,160
I think I want Chad to do the actual intro to it.

955
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,160
But it's Overreaction Guy.

956
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:58,240
Oh, that sounds good.

957
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,240
Yes.

958
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,400
Yeah, so we have Overreaction Guy.

959
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,520
We have How to Translate Your Cat.

960
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:05,840
We'll tell you what cats say.

961
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:15,880
You can send in a voicemail, 213-77-17-816 area code, send in your cat meow and we can

962
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:16,880
decode it for you.

963
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:21,280
Yeah, we gotta hear the cat itself so we can translate it.

964
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:24,360
Yes, and we will translate it for you.

965
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,720
And also news stories you don't give a shit about.

966
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:28,720
And there's like five of them.

967
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,120
Oh, we do that every day.

968
00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:31,120
Yes, yes.

969
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:35,320
But this is the really, really, really ones you don't want to fucking hear about.

970
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:39,280
Anyhow, Rob, we turn to you.

971
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:43,720
Actually, I have a pretty cool one.

972
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:44,720
All right.

973
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:52,800
First question, oh yeah, anyway, April 15th, 1964.

974
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,800
Remember it well.

975
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,800
Two days before.

976
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:58,800
No, not really.

977
00:59:58,800 --> 00:59:59,800
I said remember it well.

978
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:00,800
No, I wasn't born yet.

979
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:01,800
Go ahead.

980
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:02,800
No, no, actually, this.

981
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:08,800
Car enthusiast, me want to remember well.

982
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:11,360
Oh, OK.

983
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:16,640
Two days before its official on sale date.

984
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:29,200
Jail wife 22 bought the first Ford Mustang with money went to her by her parents.

985
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:30,200
Cool.

986
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:34,920
And she gave her to me the first Ford Mustang.

987
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:39,400
She wanted a commercial, but but there were none in stock.

988
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:48,080
A sympathetic salesman sold her the Mustang at three thousand four hundred forty seven

989
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:52,040
dollars and fifty cents.

990
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,240
Now 80.

991
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,920
Jail still has the car.

992
01:00:56,920 --> 01:01:06,960
To this day, the wow still has the very she bought the not only the very first Mustang,

993
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,320
but she was a woman.

994
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:14,440
Which was a lot back then.

995
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:15,440
You know what?

996
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,840
You're right about that, because that was predominantly a male thing was these muscle

997
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:19,840
cars.

998
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:20,840
Right.

999
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:21,840
Yeah.

1000
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:30,320
And and the two guys that challenged me in my in my challenger were Mustang owners.

1001
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:31,760
Or I think they're the owners.

1002
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:32,760
Yeah.

1003
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:33,760
Yeah.

1004
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:38,360
I had two Mustangs on two different occasions come up and rev up and won a race when I had

1005
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:40,240
the challenger there.

1006
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:45,120
And anyhow, of course, me being an old man, I had to flat turn it down.

1007
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,120
So anyhow.

1008
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,120
Wow.

1009
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:48,120
That's cool.

1010
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,120
I never knew that.

1011
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:50,120
And she still has it.

1012
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,120
Yeah.

1013
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:55,040
Well, here's it goes on one more.

1014
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:56,040
Okay, cool.

1015
01:01:56,040 --> 01:02:00,240
Back then, you lived at home until you got married.

1016
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:11,000
It's like Gail, who in the 60s taught third grade at Sunnyside Elementary School in Berkeley,

1017
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Illinois.

1018
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,000
Okay.

1019
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:20,280
She was 22 and traveled the 12 miles between her home and work using her parents car.

1020
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:23,720
But this was unsustainable.

1021
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:32,440
Her family also ford and specifically convertibles, which was high on Gail's wish list for her

1022
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,800
very own car.

1023
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:41,120
She remembers the very day, Wednesday, April 15, 1964.

1024
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:50,640
Her father went to Chicago's to Ciro Avenue to visit Johnson Ford.

1025
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:58,080
A solution was in sight, but there were no convertibles on the showroom floor that day.

1026
01:02:58,080 --> 01:02:59,080
Okay.

1027
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:00,080
Okay.

1028
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:06,520
You'll figure out she wasn't just looking for the Mustang.

1029
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:09,840
She just wanted a convertible at a Ford lot.

1030
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:12,600
Uh-huh, understand.

1031
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:22,760
However, there was a, wait a second, the salesman, however, was sympathetic to Gail's plight

1032
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:30,040
and revealed that there was one special something in the back.

1033
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:34,400
However, there was a catch.

1034
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:45,720
That special something was going to make its debut April 17th, two days later, as part

1035
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:49,320
of the New York's World Fair.

1036
01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:58,520
Buying a car in back meant doing so without a test drive.

1037
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:01,240
Okay.

1038
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:03,680
So no test drive.

1039
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:05,520
No test drive.

1040
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:08,160
And they had to take it to the World's Fair.

1041
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:11,440
And she got it when it came back.

1042
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:13,160
Oh, wow.

1043
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:22,920
That car happened to be the very first Ford Mustang.

1044
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,920
Wow.

1045
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:31,720
I thought that was a cool story.

1046
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:37,320
That's a very cool story, Rob.

1047
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:45,760
I remember it came out in the World's Fair that they announced Ford Mustang, but I never

1048
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:48,080
knew who it went to.

1049
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:57,360
It came to find out the very first Ford Mustang owner, she actually owned it two days before

1050
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:01,680
it went to the World's Fair, was a woman.

1051
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:05,880
That's really interesting because that was a male-dominated, heavily male-dominated.

1052
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,880
That was in 1964.

1053
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,840
Yeah, that was cool.

1054
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:11,040
I got a question for you.

1055
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:14,000
This is the time that we knew each other way back when.

1056
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:18,200
Remember when I bought that 1967 Ford Mustang with no title, but I didn't know it had no

1057
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:22,320
title and we had to go shake the bastard down and get my money back?

1058
01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:23,320
Yeah.

1059
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:26,600
That was actually kind of a fun car.

1060
01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:33,280
It was until I realized I couldn't get it licensed and we got stopped out there because

1061
01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:38,160
was it Harry that shot a skyrocket out the back of it and hit some car?

1062
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:40,720
Do you remember that?

1063
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:41,720
I think that's when I got busted.

1064
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,720
I don't remember that.

1065
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:44,720
Okay.

1066
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:45,720
Well, anyhow, it doesn't matter.

1067
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:46,720
That's how I got busted.

1068
01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:51,040
I didn't have a license on it and then the guy never wanted to produce a car.

1069
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:52,040
I don't remember.

1070
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:53,040
Who what?

1071
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:56,960
The guy that's hand blew up in the parking lot.

1072
01:05:56,960 --> 01:05:57,960
Yeah, that was John.

1073
01:05:57,960 --> 01:05:58,960
Justin Jim.

1074
01:05:58,960 --> 01:05:59,960
Yes, that was John.

1075
01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:05,240
Like the damn fireworks off in the back seat of a car trying to get it out of the window.

1076
01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:06,240
Trying to get it out of the window.

1077
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:09,240
We had to rush him to the ER.

1078
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:10,240
Uh huh.

1079
01:06:10,240 --> 01:06:12,760
Oh God, dude.

1080
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:15,760
I got a question for you.

1081
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:17,960
Were you in the car with these?

1082
01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:21,360
No, no, no, no, no.

1083
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:22,520
They weren't working that night.

1084
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:23,520
I was working.

1085
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:25,520
I was coming out to come talk to them.

1086
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:27,600
So you were out there with me?

1087
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:31,400
Yeah, I just seen a flash and a aah.

1088
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:36,880
I remember every time that car, they couldn't hear shit.

1089
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:37,880
Their ears were ringing.

1090
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:38,880
Oh, I know, man.

1091
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:44,520
What was that, an M80 or something that went off in his hand?

1092
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:45,640
I don't think it was an M80.

1093
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:46,640
I don't know.

1094
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:47,640
He had to have gotten it out of there.

1095
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:48,640
It was big enough.

1096
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:49,640
It blew his hand open.

1097
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:50,640
He was bleeding.

1098
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:53,840
Yeah, I mean, I think he's lucky.

1099
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:58,240
I don't think it was quite an M80, but I think he was lucky that it wasn't quite an

1100
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:01,320
M80 like he thought he bought.

1101
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:04,440
And also, it also blew up the window.

1102
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:07,560
When he threw it out, it hit the window.

1103
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:08,560
Yes, he did.

1104
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:09,560
Yeah.

1105
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:10,560
Yep.

1106
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,080
Oh, I got one for you.

1107
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:18,680
Speaking of Ford Mustangs, remember that Rob guy that worked there?

1108
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:20,040
He thought he was like really cool.

1109
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:24,240
He had kind of semi long hair and always wore the button up collar shirts.

1110
01:07:24,240 --> 01:07:25,240
He had a Mustang.

1111
01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:26,240
Yes.

1112
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:27,240
Okay.

1113
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:28,240
Yes.

1114
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:32,840
Remember, I won't say his name, but he used to be my neighbor.

1115
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:35,120
He stole the guy's tires.

1116
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:39,840
He stole his craters off of it and he put his car on blocks while we were working.

1117
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:43,120
I almost said I know what neighbor.

1118
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:44,120
You know who it is.

1119
01:07:44,120 --> 01:07:45,120
I know you know who it is.

1120
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:46,120
Yeah, yeah.

1121
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:47,120
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1122
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:48,120
Anyhow, Rob comes out.

1123
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:53,480
We all knew it happened because we didn't like him.

1124
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:59,560
And we're kind of spying on him for said guy.

1125
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:00,560
Rob comes out.

1126
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:01,560
He's going to go home.

1127
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:04,360
And he comes out and he's like, what the fuck?

1128
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:06,360
His car's up on blocks.

1129
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:08,760
Oh my God.

1130
01:08:08,760 --> 01:08:11,760
I could not imagine.

1131
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:12,760
Okay, Mark.

1132
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:17,760
I had not thought of him in years.

1133
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:22,360
I never crossed my mind until you just mentioned it.

1134
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,560
And now I can picture it.

1135
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,120
I'm dying laughing, dude.

1136
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:27,120
Oh, he was so mad.

1137
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:30,120
I don't blame him.

1138
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:36,680
And then said guy, my old neighbor, sold the tires.

1139
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,360
And Rob had to get new tires.

1140
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:41,240
That car sat there for two weeks.

1141
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:42,240
Until he got his check.

1142
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:43,240
I remember him.

1143
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:44,240
I remember him.

1144
01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:45,240
Man, were you there when?

1145
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:49,920
Everybody liked his car more than they did him.

1146
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:50,920
Yes.

1147
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:51,920
Yeah.

1148
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,800
And he'd let us drive it too, just to be cool.

1149
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:56,800
Yeah, yeah, he did.

1150
01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:00,520
I remember, I don't want to say his name.

1151
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,520
Anyhow, remember when?

1152
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:05,000
Yeah, yeah, he ditched it.

1153
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:08,720
And Rob was so mad.

1154
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:13,560
Okay, I've got a little story for you, man.

1155
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:19,640
I still can't believe him getting his tires stolen by my neighbor.

1156
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:21,160
I've never seen anything like that.

1157
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:28,920
I remember I looked at Rob, I go, at least the guy left it on block so your car's okay.

1158
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:32,960
Oh, we were bastards.

1159
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:35,840
Did he work with us for a while?

1160
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:36,840
Yes, he did.

1161
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:37,840
He was working when he got his...

1162
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:38,840
Yeah, I get that's how I knew him.

1163
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:41,840
He was working while he got his tires stolen.

1164
01:09:41,840 --> 01:09:42,840
Yeah.

1165
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:49,600
When said neighbor snuck up there and stole his tires.

1166
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,920
Because the back parking lot, no one ever went there.

1167
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:55,640
They went to the sides and they went to the front, but he never went to the back.

1168
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:59,920
That was just all this restaurant workers that were back there.

1169
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:02,840
So we knew nobody was back there because we're all working.

1170
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:03,840
So anyhow.

1171
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:10,280
All right, I got one story here and then we can either keep going or you can cap it off.

1172
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:12,320
You're the one that has to work in the morning.

1173
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:18,440
So fast food chains have raised prices drastically in the recent years, blaming everything from

1174
01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:23,920
rising food costs to labor shortages to Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

1175
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:27,960
Because of this, some fast food customers are starting to cut back and are opting to

1176
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:33,840
eat at home or switch to dining options, which are increasingly viewed as a better value

1177
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:34,840
for the money.

1178
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:38,600
And I do do that and I'll go into that in here in a minute.

1179
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:44,320
Sarah Senate Senator, I guess is her name and a restaurant analyst at Bank of America

1180
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:49,800
told Business Insider that fast food restaurants has historically increased prices by about

1181
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:50,800
2 percent yearly.

1182
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:55,760
At some restaurants in 2022 and 23, they went up by double digits.

1183
01:10:55,760 --> 01:11:03,360
I'll bet you it's more like 40 percent as general inflation, including groceries comes

1184
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:04,960
until they come down.

1185
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:10,880
She's expecting consumers be even less tolerant of the price increases at restaurant industry.

1186
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,880
So I'll go a step further for this.

1187
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:18,840
The price of a Big Mac combo meal is around the same price as a steak burger from Justin

1188
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:23,040
Jim's Steakhouse with your choice of potato.

1189
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:27,600
And let's see, I think what else comes to that?

1190
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:28,600
I think that's it.

1191
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:29,600
But that's good enough.

1192
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:35,040
I think it's a it's a huge steak burger and fries, cottage fries, baked potato, whatever

1193
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,040
you want.

1194
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,040
And you can order a salad.

1195
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:39,040
I always loved the cottage fries.

1196
01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:41,840
Oh, they were fantastic.

1197
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:44,200
And then you can order a side salad.

1198
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:46,800
Oh, that gravy on it was so good.

1199
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:49,000
Yeah, that was the bomb.

1200
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,400
Yeah, it was.

1201
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:54,880
So you know, Justin Jim's one of the highest rated steak houses in America for over 70

1202
01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:55,880
years.

1203
01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:58,160
Needless to say, I go there to get a burger.

1204
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:02,040
You know, what a burger is actually a couple of dollars more for their cheeseburger combo

1205
01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:03,040
meal.

1206
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:04,920
What a burger is a very good burger.

1207
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:10,680
But once again, you know, I go to a restaurant and I get a quality meal and more food for

1208
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,440
close to the same price as fast food.

1209
01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:18,440
The only place I find the exception at is Taco Bell.

1210
01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:22,320
Taco Bell, I feel, still has a pretty good value and it's unique food as well.

1211
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:23,320
It's not like burgers.

1212
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:26,320
Yeah, that's not a burger.

1213
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:27,320
Yeah.

1214
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:28,320
No, I like Justin Jim's.

1215
01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:29,320
No, no, no.

1216
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:32,120
You and I know Justin Jim's burgers.

1217
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:34,920
You and I used to grind their hamburgers.

1218
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:37,880
Yes, and it's made out of the steak trimmings.

1219
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:40,040
And anyhow, they're...

1220
01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:42,640
It's real meat.

1221
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:47,720
Their hamburger patties for their burgers are like almost a pound.

1222
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:50,440
Oh, yeah.

1223
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:57,960
It's on a really cool bun, a brioche, I think, bun, and you have onions, tomatoes, and lettuce

1224
01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:03,200
there and, you know, whatever toppings you want, even steak sauce if you want it, and

1225
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:09,880
a good portion of cottage fries or French fries or baked potato, which is huge, for

1226
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:13,520
about $12.99, 13 bucks.

1227
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:14,520
You get that?

1228
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:15,520
Really?

1229
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:16,520
Yeah.

1230
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:20,520
And then, McDonald's, they're not...Justin Jim's isn't paying me to say this.

1231
01:13:20,520 --> 01:13:21,520
I'm just telling it like it is.

1232
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:22,520
And there's other places...

1233
01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:23,520
No, no, no.

1234
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:24,520
Justin Jim's never have done anything.

1235
01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:25,520
They ask me to say anything.

1236
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:26,520
Please love Justin Jim's.

1237
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:29,520
There's a place...neighborhood cafes the same way.

1238
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:35,400
They got a huge burger, fries, and they give you fucking dynamite cinnamon rolls to start

1239
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:39,280
off the meal, and that's for about 13 bucks.

1240
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:42,120
And then McDonald's is 13 or 14 bucks.

1241
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:43,360
I know where I'm going.

1242
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:44,360
I'm not going to McDonald's.

1243
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:45,360
So...

1244
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:46,360
Oh, no.

1245
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:47,360
Yeah.

1246
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:52,760
So, anyhow, I mean, I don't know why the price has escalated so much because these Ma and

1247
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:58,440
Pa places here in Kansas City are charging about the same or a little bit less for a

1248
01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:00,680
much better meal.

1249
01:14:00,680 --> 01:14:01,680
So why would you go to McDonald's?

1250
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,440
I have always been like that.

1251
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:07,200
I have always went to the Ma and Pa places.

1252
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:08,200
Me too.

1253
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:11,280
But you know, sometimes you're in a rush, so you know, it's like, oh, Burger King's

1254
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,400
right my way or McDonald's is right my way.

1255
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:14,400
I understand that.

1256
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:15,400
But as a rule now...

1257
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:16,400
I understand that too.

1258
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:21,040
If I'm going to go get a burger, I will pay for what?

1259
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:25,760
A burger because I like them considerably, but not as well as Jess and Jim's or Neighborhood

1260
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:26,760
Cafe or...

1261
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:27,760
I don't know.

1262
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:30,480
There's another one I'm leaving out that has a really good burger.

1263
01:14:30,480 --> 01:14:34,840
Oh, the Martin City Pub has a really good burger, and that's probably about 13 or 14

1264
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:35,840
bucks.

1265
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:36,840
Yeah.

1266
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:37,840
Yes.

1267
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:38,840
I know they did back in the day.

1268
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:39,840
They still do.

1269
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:44,480
So, anyhow, I mean, why would you go to a fast food place when it's the same amount

1270
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:47,440
of money, if not a little bit less in some instances?

1271
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:50,200
Anyhow, Rob, do you have anything?

1272
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:51,880
Do you want to keep going?

1273
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:52,880
Yeah.

1274
01:14:52,880 --> 01:14:53,880
Oh, okay.

1275
01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:54,880
I do.

1276
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:55,880
All right.

1277
01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:56,880
No, I got one more.

1278
01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:57,880
All right.

1279
01:14:57,880 --> 01:15:02,000
Do you remember Patti Smith?

1280
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,000
Smith or Smythe?

1281
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,000
Singer or songwriter?

1282
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:05,000
Smythe.

1283
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,000
Singer or songwriter?

1284
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,000
Mm-hmm.

1285
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:08,000
No, it's gone...

1286
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,000
From Scandal.

1287
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,000
From Scandal.

1288
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:16,800
Right?

1289
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:18,800
I'm guessing, yeah.

1290
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:19,800
Yeah.

1291
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:24,240
Eddie Van Halen wanted her to sing in Van Halen.

1292
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:25,720
Isn't that weird?

1293
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:28,720
But anyhow, go ahead.

1294
01:15:28,720 --> 01:15:35,760
Well, Patti Smith is weighing in on the Tortured Poets Department.

1295
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:36,760
Uh-oh.

1296
01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:38,960
Here we go.

1297
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:53,240
After Taylor Swift released her highly anticipated 11th studio album on Friday, today's Sunday,

1298
01:15:53,240 --> 01:16:06,640
Friday April 19th, Smith, an author, singer, songwriter, and poet became one of several

1299
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:14,240
notable names mentioned in the pop star's lyrics.

1300
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:16,240
Really?

1301
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,240
Yeah.

1302
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:30,040
Swift 34 name drops, Smith in the title track of the new album, singing the lyrics, You're

1303
01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:40,320
not Dylan Thomas, I'm not Patti Smith, this ain't the Chelsea Hotel, we're modern idiots.

1304
01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:41,320
Wow.

1305
01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:45,880
Yeah, I guess that's Taylor's new hit song.

1306
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:48,880
You know, Patti Smythe was very respected.

1307
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:51,880
No, well, see, that's the thing.

1308
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:53,880
It's spelled Smith.

1309
01:16:53,880 --> 01:16:56,280
I think it's Patti Smith.

1310
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:57,280
Is it?

1311
01:16:57,280 --> 01:16:58,280
I thought it was Smythe.

1312
01:16:58,280 --> 01:16:59,280
Maybe I got it wrong.

1313
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:02,920
I think it's the way Patti Smith, and I think this is the one they're talking about.

1314
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:03,920
Okay.

1315
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:04,920
Of Scandal, right?

1316
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:09,240
The way, no, I take it they gave her Patti Smith.

1317
01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:13,280
Oh, okay, then I don't know who that is, I don't think.

1318
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:18,680
I remember there was a different Patti Smith, but the way the rest of this goes into it.

1319
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:19,680
Okay.

1320
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:22,280
And I could even have him goofed up.

1321
01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:23,880
I could have him messed up.

1322
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:28,280
Maybe that is Patti Smith that's in Scandal, and Patti Smythe was really not a good...

1323
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:29,280
No, you're right.

1324
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:30,280
It was Patti Smythe.

1325
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:34,280
Okay, and this is Patti Smith.

1326
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:40,280
Well, I don't know, in this article, it's spelled Smith.

1327
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:42,480
Okay, okay, then that's not it.

1328
01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:43,480
That's someone else.

1329
01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:44,680
So forget it.

1330
01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:46,560
It's not Scandal's lead singer.

1331
01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:48,680
Is it Scandal or Quarter Flash?

1332
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:49,680
I think it's Scandal.

1333
01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:50,680
No, it was Scandal.

1334
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:51,680
I'll tell you what.

1335
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:52,680
Let me do some research on this.

1336
01:17:52,680 --> 01:17:53,680
I'll figure it out.

1337
01:17:53,680 --> 01:18:05,280
But among the countless fan theories sparked from those lines, Smith herself took social

1338
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:13,280
media on Patti to share her thoughts about her name and the song, sharing a photo of

1339
01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:23,080
herself reading the work by Welsh poet, Dylan Thomas, which was listed in that song before

1340
01:18:23,080 --> 01:18:27,080
Smith wrote on Instagram.

1341
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:35,880
This is saying I was moved to be mentioned in the company of the great Welsh poet, Dylan

1342
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:36,880
Thomas.

1343
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:42,080
Thank you, Taylor, the 77-year-old at it.

1344
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:45,480
Okay, then that's probably not Patti Smythe.

1345
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:48,480
Patti Smythe would not be 77, I'm certain.

1346
01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:51,080
Okay, so that's somebody else.

1347
01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:58,480
Yeah, it shows a picture of her, but I don't know.

1348
01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:02,080
After 30 years, she would definitely look different.

1349
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:03,600
Yeah, that's true.

1350
01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:04,920
She could be 77.

1351
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:05,920
I don't know.

1352
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:09,760
I've all looked into this to find out which one it is.

1353
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:16,080
Yeah, that would be cool because Patti Smythe was so well liked that Eddie Van Halen originally

1354
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:20,160
wanted her to replace David Lee Roth, not Sammy Hagar.

1355
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:23,160
And I guess she turned it down.

1356
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:25,960
Yeah, I remember that.

1357
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:29,160
I'm thinking there is a Patti Smythe that was known.

1358
01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:30,720
There is, there is.

1359
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:35,160
Now that you said it, it's a different genre than what we're used to.

1360
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:39,960
Yeah, she was more, I'm thinking like a folk singer, I think.

1361
01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:41,680
Yes, that's what I'm thinking too.

1362
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:44,320
So okay, we're thinking of two different people.

1363
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:48,160
Sorry interjecting with Patti Smythe.

1364
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:55,960
Still, it'd be cool, you know, to be up there with all these other people.

1365
01:19:55,960 --> 01:20:01,360
Oh yeah, and then Patti Smythe, all 77 years old, respected that too.

1366
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,360
That was cool, you know what I mean?

1367
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:06,200
In a brand new Taylor Swift song.

1368
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:07,200
Yeah.

1369
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,200
Oh, hi Opal.

1370
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:09,200
Hi Grandma Opal.

1371
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:10,200
Hi Jimmy.

1372
01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:11,200
Hi Grandma.

1373
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:12,200
Hi Jimmy.

1374
01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:13,200
Dodge City, Kansas.

1375
01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:14,200
Rah rah.

1376
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,200
Love you guys.

1377
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:18,200
All right, well.

1378
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:21,520
We still need rain too guys.

1379
01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:24,240
We're still missing out on it too.

1380
01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:26,560
So we hope things get better there too.

1381
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:28,440
You don't need any of those.

1382
01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:30,040
It's going all around us.

1383
01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:35,520
Yeah, we don't need any of those pesky tornadoes or those pesky gorilla hail storms.

1384
01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:39,320
So hopefully you just get some rain, maybe a clap of thunder or two.

1385
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:44,200
Little nitrogen in there and help those little plants gain some muscle.

1386
01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:48,640
Yeah, just the gentle steady rain.

1387
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:57,080
Yes, with a little whist of, let's see, you know what, fuck it, I'm getting tired.

1388
01:20:57,080 --> 01:21:00,160
Anyhow, all right man.

1389
01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:01,160
I was going to keep going with that.

1390
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:02,160
You're worried about me.

1391
01:21:02,160 --> 01:21:03,160
I know man.

1392
01:21:03,160 --> 01:21:04,160
All of a sudden I just lost it.

1393
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:05,160
No, no, you did work today.

1394
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:06,160
I was off.

1395
01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:07,160
Yeah, I'm kind of beat.

1396
01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:08,160
But I did a lot.

1397
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:09,160
Yeah, you did.

1398
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:14,040
And you had a lot of stuff go on.

1399
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:18,120
So you know, all right.

1400
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:21,560
I haven't even told you all of it, dude.

1401
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:23,960
I'll let you in on the rest of it later.

1402
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:26,120
Okay, that sounds good man.

1403
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:27,120
All right.

1404
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:28,120
Yeah.

1405
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:29,120
Okay Rob, you know.

1406
01:21:29,120 --> 01:21:30,120
All right, everybody, thank you for listening.

1407
01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:35,680
You're going to be more to keep it interesting.

1408
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:36,680
I know you will.

1409
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:39,520
I know you will, trust me.

1410
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:42,880
All right, anyhow, everybody, thank you for listening.

1411
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:45,320
Good night, assholes.

1412
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:47,920
Good night, assholes.

1413
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:50,960
Oh no, looks like the show's over kids.

1414
01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:55,400
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1415
01:21:55,400 --> 01:21:56,840
Fear not, assholes.

1416
01:21:56,840 --> 01:22:13,600
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.