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The day of that collapse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Curly dock, also known as yellow dock, can be eaten raw or cooked, although it contains high levels of oxalic acid, which inhibits the body's ability to absorb calcium and forms kidney stones, so it's best to eat it in moderation.

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Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

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Now, from his underground bunker encamped in Missouri, stocked full of dried guts, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys, is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rant.

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Batman would look ridiculous solving crime on a sunny day.

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Hello everybody. This is Two Douchebags and a Microphone. I'm the Mark portion of this.

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And I am the Rob portion of this.

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Alright Rob, how are you today?

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I'm doing pretty good. Doing pretty good.

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That's good to hear. Yep. Um, everything's cool?

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I'm liking this four day work week.

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I knew you would, remember we talked about it.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, it's kinda hard not to like it.

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I mean, it's hard for me to get caught up in the job I do when everybody else is just doing whatever.

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I know.

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Now when you're doing whatever, you're going through parts that I have to make and you're running me out of these parts.

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Yeah, I'm the busiest person there, honest.

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Then we keep getting truckloads of steel. Like where are these coming from? You know.

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We're in that much business, how come they're buying so much steel?

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I know why, actually I know why. I know why.

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Because I knew a little bit about the metal industry and metals in particular.

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You got it.

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What it is, is they're buying it at a good price.

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And then when they resell it, you know what I mean, in products like that.

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That's exactly what it is.

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Yeah, our plant supervisor told me that.

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He's known for buying material that a company's just looking to get rid of.

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You know, they got a certain bundle, well we could use it.

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That's actually a huge part of the business.

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And they're doing it at like a flat price, you know.

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That's a huge...

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I've got my tons on it.

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That's a huge part of the business right there that a lot of people don't know.

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You know, we used to, at my old place, we used to buy like brass on sale.

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And then when they went to sell it, brass was high dollar.

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And they get the price that is right then.

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When the bid's accepted, they go and look at the price of it and how much brass they use.

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Or how much aluminum or anodized or whatever that is, you know.

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They look at the price right then.

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So, anyhow, so yeah, he's going to be making money off of that is what it is.

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And you know what, that's what you do when things get a little tough anyhow, you know.

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Sounds like they're having...

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Well, I had a really good day.

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Because finally my Jeep issue was getting settled.

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They bumper to bumper.

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They finally had the inspector out there yesterday.

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And they finally got a verdict today.

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And the verdict was in favor of me.

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But an independent company goes and they look at this, you know.

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They go and look at it and then rate it and say whether it's mechanical failure.

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Or I was a dumb shit and high centered it and did, you know.

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So anyhow, he did the verdict and he's like, yeah, this is mechanical failure.

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The guy did nothing to the Jeep.

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So they're covering it.

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All I have is a hundred dollar deductible on the bumper to bumper.

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And tomorrow I'm going to get a car that I'm not renting.

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They are paying for it.

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And now I have to submit my claim for the one that I've had for five or six days now.

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So hopefully I'll get reimbursed with that.

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But if I don't, I guess I'll just take it for what it is.

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You know, I got a huge expense because I bothered to buy the bumper to bumper.

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I got a huge expense taken care of.

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So anyhow, you know our good old buddy, Rashee Rice, right?

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Well, he's got a little something going on as a result of his actions a few weeks ago.

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You already know.

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A Dallas couple is suing Can't Say Wide Receiver Rashee Rice.

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An SMU quarterback did or Teddy Knox in connection with a multi-viewable crash last month that injured them and at least five others.

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Edward Petroski and Irina Grimova are seeking more than one million.

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I heard it's upwards of 10 million through some outlets, but it's kind of hard to get a read.

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One outlet says one, another one says 10, and one of them just says millions.

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So at least one million through the lawsuit, which was filed Thursday in Dallas County.

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Their attorney Sanjay Matar or whatever the hell his name is told the Dallas Morning News on Monday.

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They're both pretty upset about what occurred and still undergoing treatment.

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He said they haven't heard from Rice or Knox.

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They felt that the accountability measures that need to be taken place for both of them, but also in public and large, would be best served by filing a lawsuit, Mark Hurst said.

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I think is how you pronounce it, but anyhow, attorneys for Rice and Knox did not immediately respond to requests for comments.

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The lawsuit alleged the two football players challenged each other to a high speed race, despite knowing the road was heavily trafficked with commuters.

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Petroski and Grimova were severely injured, the lawsuit said, noting that brain trauma, lacerations to the face that required stitches,

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contusions, disinfigurement and internal bleeding.

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Rice and Knox also each face one criminal count of aggravated assault.

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OK, all right. OK, that told me something right there. I don't have to go on.

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We're all wondering what's going to happen to Rushy Rice, right?

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Yeah, aggravated battery one count.

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He's going to get off on and he probably will get a one week suspension, maybe two, because the charge is lesser than what I thought they were going to go for.

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Well, I know you keep going.

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Yeah, there's like 10 or eight felonies, right? Not what I'm reading.

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The filing appeared. I know that's what they said at first.

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Let's see. They.

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Rice and Knox also each face one criminal count of aggravated assault.

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Oh, OK, hang on. Hang on. Account of collision involved. This is later on in the story. They went into something else.

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Account of collision involving serious bodily injury and six counts of collision involving injury.

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Dallas police officials announced last week. You're right. Eight. OK, forget that.

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He's going to get a hefty suspension and a hefty fine from the NFL and also lose a lot of money on this lawsuit,

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because I mean, I think the video pretty much speaks for itself, doesn't it?

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Yeah, and I have also read the NFL's.

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What what they're going to do about it, what they're going to do exactly is what you and I talked about doesn't let the legal system play out and then they will deal with it.

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Yes, and that's also the chief stance to.

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So you got it. But also the NFL is getting tired of these guys doing this.

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They could make an example out of them. Yes. Yeah.

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That's something we got one story there. Get tired of this. All these guys getting off and.

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Then turn around, come back to play. So they could make about it. They could make an example of them.

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And I wouldn't blame them if they did, honestly. Look, I want you to read Rashi Rice to play for us.

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Yes, because it was obvious talent. But at the same token, I don't want to get away with anything because this stuff in the NFL has gone too far.

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And like we talked about before, here's my point with it, though. OK.

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Not just one car, but both cars were in his name. Yes, that's a good point.

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So the college players are already being dealt with. I read that story a while ago, too. Oh, OK.

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Everybody else was college players. Yes. What was that MS Knox, the SMU.

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I forgot what he does in SMU. What is what are they doing to him?

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Well, I don't think I even saved that story. I'm not even in the area. OK, that's all right. It's no big deal.

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I got my person pulled up. It's a totally different area. Well, it's like this. We're not really concerned about Knox.

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He's not our child per se. He's not our worry. So he's going to have to deal with whatever is going on with that.

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And that's all there is to it. And he doesn't play for us. So therefore, I can't say I really give a shit, honestly, to be honest and transparent about it.

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And I think you probably feel the same way, don't you? Yeah, yeah. Because from what I heard, there was four of them involved.

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I'm guessing two people per car. That's what I'm saying. See, that's the thing. There is a charge yet that has not been filed.

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Oh, yeah? Leaving the scene of an accident. Oh, yeah. Why didn't they do that? That's really...

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I read that in the article I read earlier. I wish I was David. I was just... I don't know if we were going to talk about that tonight.

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Well, I wanted to cover the civil lawsuit because we spoke about it. There'll probably be a lawsuit or anything. But now we have confirmation of that.

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So that's why I chose to go... Yeah, I think I read one million is what I read. Yeah, but I also saw another one that said several million and another one after that that said ten million.

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So, I mean, if I was those people that were injured and disfigured and eternal bleeding, like they say, I would go for millions. I would not go for one million.

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I'd be like, no, no, no. All this shit and I don't know if this stuff's going to haunt me the rest of my life.

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You know, I got to have plastic surgery and eternal bleeding. I may never be the same. How do I know? Right? Yeah.

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I would go to break the bank not only for myself, but also for anyone else that may ever be in that situation again.

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Set a precedent and say, OK, whether the league does something or not, I'm doing my part in making sure nothing like this happens again.

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Right? So, and maybe that's the way to go about something like this. Maybe that's the way to do it.

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Is to be like, all right, the league's not really taking care of you. How about if I take all your money for a couple of years?

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Let's see if let's see if that goes well. I'm predicting they will double think that one.

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A suspension is a suspension and most of them don't give a shit.

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Anyhow, they're like, OK, I got a couple of couple of weeks off. Yeah, whatever.

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You know, so, you know, I mean, let's be honest about it. They don't care about a couple of games.

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They miss out on a little bit of money, but they're still getting millions. So, anyhow, we can move along from there.

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I just wanted to talk about that briefly and Rob, you got something you want to go into.

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Yeah, I do. And actually, this one came from my cousin and poor Scott. OK.

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She shared on Facebook and it's off the Daily Mail dot com. I wish.

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Trust me, I wish I could say this was my fake story, but this is not OK.

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The business to a popular rock site at Lake Mead National Park are being tracked by federal authorities after seriously damaging a formation at the Nevada hiking site.

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Officials say the damage occurred last weekend on the Northside Lake were petrified red dunes, making it one of the most well-trodden areas in the park.

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Wow. OK.

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The video taken by a witness and you can look this video up, shows two men working hard to shove large chunks of loose rock off the edge of an outcropping.

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The video was sent to the National Park Service. A little girl, the daughter of one of the men, stands behind him horrified and squealing intermittently as the rocks fall.

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Don't fall, she yelps as the two men work to push boulder parts over the edge, washed and break as they smash down the side of the cliff.

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Officials have called the behavior extremely damaging. Nothing that ancient stones cannot be fixed.

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Yeah, you should see, they're actually like on rock climbing, like seeing the westerns, and actually where the fish are looking at, there's a couple of caves below them.

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And what they're doing is they're up on this mountain cliff side and taking standing rocks and just pushing them over the edge.

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Oh, man. That's not good.

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But here's the thing, they're at Lake Mead National Park.

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Yeah, I mean that stuff took...

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Now the authorities are looking for them.

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And my cousin, and she showed us, she said, let's make these guys go famous. So I made a comment and said, OK, I will in this podcast.

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Everybody look this video up. Yeah, it's on DailyMail.com.

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OK. Excellent.

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Yeah. I mean you're turning it for the national park.

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Yeah. Yeah, that's bullshit.

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Yeah, it's rocks that have been there for many centuries.

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Yes. Yeah, that's bullshit. Wow.

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Geez. OK. Well, I've got a little debate here, Rob. OK.

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Evidently, cauliflower waffles are a thing now. You know cauliflower?

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I can see that.

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OK. I'm saying cauliflower waffles is taking low carb or keto way too far.

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I could go with the pizza crust. Yes, it's not too bad.

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I could go with the mashed potatoes that are similar to them with a lot of butter. Not too bad.

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But cauliflower waffles, I don't think I could stand to even try them. They sound so horrible to me.

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Any thoughts?

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Yeah. Well, from my understanding, the cauliflower is supposed to give it more like a potato. You know?

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Oh, so it's like a potato pancake, not a regular.

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Yeah, but it's for people like you mentioned. They replace cauliflower and different vegetables for different things.

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Yeah, that's true. All right. You know what?

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Sounds good to me.

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OK, me too. I've got recall news.

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All right.

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Well, I mean, I went ahead and got off that subject because we kind of both decided, OK, we'll give it a try.

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I talked myself out of hating it suddenly. When I heard potato pancake, I'm like, OK.

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Yeah, yeah. A lot of guys, they replace potato and cauliflower.

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Yeah, they replace carbs. They replace the carbs.

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OK, PepsiCo has initiated a voluntary recall for more than 230 cases of sugar and caffeine free Schweppes ginger ale for containing full sugar and being unsafe to drink.

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Can you believe that, Rob? Think about diabetics.

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Yeah, I believe it. I believe it.

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Diabetics like, oh, hey, cool. They now make my ginger ale and zero sugar. I can have it now. Awesome, man.

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They fucking drink that and go into a diabetic coma.

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That's a lot of sugar. You know, that's like 150 calories of sugar at once in a can.

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For something being zero sugar and have that much sugar and full sugar, that is kind of a scary thing.

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So anyhow, the corporation behind some of America's favorite soft drinks issued the recall last month for cases of the product shift to Maryland, Pennsylvania and West Virginia.

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Those cases of Schweppes ginger ale, which are were labeled as zero sugar, contained full sugar product during an internal investigation by the firm.

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According to a PepsiCo statement, about 233 cases were impacted by the recall, which contained an estimate of five thousand five hundred ninety two soda cans.

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So it wasn't a huge recall. But if you're one of the ones affected, it could be a huge recall, right?

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And we are back. Two douchebags in a microphone. I'm Mark.

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Okay, remember I was joking around about my cruise in February and how in Costa Maya, on the beaches of Costa Maya, I got asked up a Cuban, fake Cubans, right?

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Okay, so I'll explain it here real quick. You know, guys walking down the beach and I'm lying in the cot there with a beer in one hand and probably a beer in the other hand too.

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So, hey, I'm doing great. No, probably a cocktail in one hand and a beer chaser because that seems to be my MO whenever, you know, whenever I'm on vacation like that.

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So, I'm lying there and the guy comes by and he's got some breros for sale and he had a Chiefs one. I'm like, oh yeah, cool. They wanted like 25 bucks. I'm like, nah, I ain't paying that much for it.

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Comes back around the web. Hey, hey amigo. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I still have these. $20. I could have. I was like, nah, I'm not going to give him 20 bucks for it.

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It probably is well worth 20 bucks in American standard, right? You know, that's not too bad to get like something with a Chiefs emblem on it and it's a sombrero.

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Oh, he don't know that.

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No, I know. I know. So I was being a dick and I was like, you know what? Fuck him. No, I go, nah, nah, nah, that's too much.

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A guy down the road selling them for like 10, I think I said or something. So he walks on. 20 minutes later, come by.

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All right, amigo, for you. 15. Nope, 10. Okay, 10. So I give him 10 bucks and he walks on. Then he comes back around again.

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Hey, amigo, I got cigars for you. And I was really feeling bad. I'm like, man, why did I punk him like that? This dude needs money.

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You know, he's got this bag on his shoulder full of goods. Well, you know, it's a bag that goes over your shoulder.

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He's got like a pouch that he has all the goods in. And anyhow, he says, hey, for you, I have some Cuban cigars. I was really feeling bad.

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I was like, okay, I know they're asked up fakes, but I'm going to buy them from him because I, you know, I completely slaughtered him on that $10 deal.

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So he's like, okay. So I'm like, all right, here's 20 bucks. And I almost told him, dude, this is charity because I know these are fake.

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But he's like, oh, these are real Cubans. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. You know. And then as soon as he left, I look at Val and I go, these are asked up non Cubans. I guarantee.

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So, so anyhow, I tried to get my buddy at work or into smoke one with me and he was very reluctant.

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He said, I'll smoke a Christophe with you. I'll go to outlaw cigar anytime you want, but I will not smoke one of those asked up fake Cubans.

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He knew it too. Yeah. I was like, fair enough. I get it. I get it. So anyhow, well, I guess I had some more asked up fake Cubans and I didn't know it.

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Let me go into this. So for years now, my Cuban cigar world has been pretty easy.

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OK, the starting cause of male at the Captain's Club to back in this is right there on the strip and it's like a big tobacco store and everybody gets off the ships and they go there.

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It's like it has a big sign out there says Cubans, you know, big old neon sign and it's lit up and it has a guy in a sombrero smoking a cigar with no shoes.

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It's like it's like really cool. I'd love to have that sign, but they ain't selling it.

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So so it could. OK, so this whole world found me one night when the captain of the NCL ship that I was on, Captain DePaulo,

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invited everyone to go smoke all their Cuban cigars before we get to US waters. This is the night before the last day.

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Right. So we're you know, we're not in US waters yet. The last day, you're pretty close to US waters.

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And this is back when they really gave a shit about Cubans still. OK, so he's like, hey, everyone smoke them up with me at the top deck.

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Well, it's a little windy, so I was the only one that showed up.

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You know, Cubans were illegal at the time and still are enough to where you cannot just buy one directly from Cuba.

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Right. So I can't like I can't, you know, all those sites are blocked. You can't buy them from Cuba directly.

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The Cuban cigar is highly counterfeited, enough to where ninety nine point five percent of them in circulation are fake.

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They even have ones coming from Cuba that are fake. In Cuba, they'll buy Dominican cigars, put their wrappers on them and send them out to other people.

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Or people that come there. I know. That's smart. I know it is.

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And I didn't know that until I read a huge article on it. People go to Cuba and they think they got a Cuban cigar.

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Think again. They have just as many counterfeits in Cuba. Ninety nine point five of them in Cuba are counterfeits to you.

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You know what you call that? What? Good business.

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I got about it. I got about it. That is brilliant. My big shipment of Dominican crap cigars.

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And then you come to like, well, this is Cuba. It's got to be a Cuban cigar from Cuba. That's good business right there.

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That's brilliant business. So I got up to the top deck to smoke one up per the invite.

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I get there. It's just me and the captain. I grabbed my Cubans from the captain's club. You know, sure. I'm sure that I have real Cubans, right?

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It was pointed out to me that my Romeo Giulietta Cubans were faked by the style of the rolling.

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The captain was very informed on cigars and he showed me the rolling process. He goes, you see, he said, this is not the Cuban rolling.

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He said, I wish I would have been there when you're at the place buying these. He goes, you see how that is twisted around?

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He said the Cubans, it's a neat little design that they do that it's like they're the only ones that really know how to do it.

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And no one has quite figured it out yet. But it's double layering. Every layer has two layers.

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And it just it kind of looks like one of those Chinese pencils that come apart. It's really interesting.

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Yeah, it's really interesting. So I informed the captain that I bought them from the captain's club.

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So Captain De Paula told me next time to use his name. So I go into the captain's club in Cozumel around a year later.

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This was January of 2004. I go in and they say, hello, amigo, welcome. They keep me in the main room full of fakes.

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That is until I mentioned these were for Captain De Paula. I was quickly taken to a side room full of real Cubans.

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So February, I go back to the captain, the captain club, Tobacco Ness and Cozumel, right? On this last cruise.

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Since I'm certain I will be getting the real Cubans, I buy quite a few of the very pricey cigars.

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I smoke one a few days later and notice the cigar was mostly filler and dry. I'm certain these were not Cuban.

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And also they didn't have the rolling technique.

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So I found out a day ago that Captain De Paula retired and they know, they know this.

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So whenever someone comes in so that the captain's club Tobacco Ness and Cozumel knows that he retired, they found out.

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So anyone that comes in there asking him for his cigars, they know are full of shit and they take you to the fake Cuban room now.

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So now that room is full of fake Cubans. So.

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Oh, I see.

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Yeah. So anyhow, they knew that I was lying. So therefore I got fakes. They got me back.

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All I got to say is job well done, Captain's Club. Job well done.

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Yeah. Yeah. And I knew it when I smoked it. When I, when I come back and I smoke one, I was like, this is not a Cuban.

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On the boat, I was, you know, I was kind of lit and I couldn't really tell, you know, I'm kind of like, ah, I don't know.

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This is not the best taste of cigar. Maybe it's just not, you know, not the freshest.

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You know, I was making up excuses. And then I find out through a good friend that nobody goes there anymore because they, they found out.

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And I guess people are using other captains names too. It's kind of like an old gimmick that went on for a while.

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And so anyhow, they know that Captain DePaulo retired. So when people go in there and ask for it, they give them fake Cubans because they know for a fact it's not, you know, Captain DePaulo cigars.

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So anyhow, Rob, I bring this to you.

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Yeah. You know how I've been following the shooting on the set of the movie Rust?

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Yes. Yes, I do know that.

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I have an update.

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Cool.

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Hannah Deteris Reed, the 26 year old armorer hired for the tragic production of Rust has been sentenced to 18 months in prison for her involvement in the fatal shooting of cinematographer, Helena Hutchins.

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The New York Post reports that DeTeris Reed sobbed throughout her court hearing as she received the sentencing Monday, April 15th, weeks after she was convicted of involuntary manslaughter in March.

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Judge Mary Marlo Summer told DeTeris Reed during the hearing, a conditional discharge is not appropriate.

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The second option, leaving you in the detention center, is giving you a pass you do not deserve. You alone turned a safe weapon into a lethal weapon, but for you, a husband would have his wife and a little boy would have his mother.

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That judge let her have it. But all she could give her was like 18 minutes.

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Yeah, per the charge. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Well, okay. I mean, at least she's going to be convicted of it. I mean, being that negligent. So, and I guess...

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Allegedly, it has come out that she was the one that brought the live bullets on the sent.

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Yes. Yeah.

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You know, and I think that's why that judge let her have it.

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I have no choice but to agree with the judge.

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Yeah, verbally wise.

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Yes. Yes. Okay. Well, thank you, Rob. I mean, that was a good update.

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So now I got a question. I don't know if you know the answer or not. Is Alec Baldwin off the hook or is he still facing anything?

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I really don't know at this point. I'll look into it. But I'm thinking now that they've nailed her, they might come back. I don't know. Now that they've already got her, I mean, the only thing they got him on is being himself a jackass.

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Yes, and he's quite well with that, too.

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But now it's known that she was the one that brought the bullets in. She was the one that put him in the gun. I don't know.

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But still, Alec...

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We'll see. We'll see. I'll keep an eye on. I'll keep having my eye on.

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Okay. Yeah, please do.

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I don't know why I'm just kind of interested in this story. It's weird.

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Okay. All right. Well, thanks, Rob. Okay. There is a guide to Gen Alpha dress fashion. You know, have you noticed how that generation in particular dresses odd to us?

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That doesn't seem to make sense. They have stuff going together that just is not coordinated at all.

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It looks like someone went to a closet and then went to someone else's closet and went to someone else's closet and put all those clothes on.

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In my opinion, I mean, that's the way I see it. So anyhow, this is a guide to Gen Alpha dress fashion, like I said.

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Crocs with socks, oversized t-shirts over teeny tiny shorts, Stan Lee's and Lululemon.

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There is no doubt that Gen Z and Gen Alpha styles can be a bit of a head scratcher.

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To make things even more confusing, known fashion trends from back in the day are now something else altogether.

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Take eyes on polos and boat shoes. They're not called them preppy unless you enjoy having your tween or tween roll their eyes at you.

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And I've witnessed that where you say preppy and they're like, oh, God, oh, there's one of those X and boomer words, you know, especially X words.

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So, so anyhow, here are some of it. The first one is called Coquette. C-O-Q-U-E-T-T-E.

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This Gen Z and Gen Alpha style revolves around ultra feminine things like pearls, bows, pink, pastels and soft, lacy girly girl clothes.

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I like all those. Yeah, I do too. Oh, did I say that out loud? I'm sorry.

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Carreras is a lady. She explains it is as a Marie Antoinette in modern times.

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And her Gen Z key confirms that. Yeah, I know. That's pretty cool, I think.

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The team of experts says Coquette is also used to describe a current mood like I'm feeling I'm feeling very Coquette today.

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That's interesting. So it's a fashion trend or a fashion style and also a word.

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Next one, preppy. Yes, that word that they roll their eyes on when we use it.

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The Gen Z and Gen Alpha style is probably the most confusing to understand, at least for Gen X and millennials,

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what we consider preppy, aka polo shirts, khaki shorts, deck shoes and over the shoulder sweaters and plaid is not preppy for Gen Z and Gen Alpha kiddos.

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For them, preppy means bold and bright colors, Lululemon, Stanley cups, smiley faces.

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And for some reason, our team expert says neon Nirvana hoodies are also preppy.

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Nirvana hoodies are preppy? They're neon though. They're neon, Rob.

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They're not the toned down gray ones or the plaid ones.

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At that point it don't matter what color it is, it's still Nirvana.

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That puts you in a totally different category kid.

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So Cabara said if you see a younger generation saying preppy, don't interject.

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It's not for you when you don't know. So okay.

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Aesthetic, aka vanilla girl.

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We all know the term aesthetic as a favorite for Gen Z and Gen Alpha kids. Actually, I just now found that out.

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But what you might not know is it's also a style.

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The style is all about the beige, the neutrals, the cozy, the soft and the mellow, hence vanilla girl.

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So you know like if we read a book or something and it wasn't really particularly good,

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and you know how was the book? Ah, it's pretty vanilla. Or you eat something, some sort of pasta.

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And you go hey, how was your pasta? Eh, it's pretty vanilla.

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Well they use that towards the national trend.

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Yeah, meaning toned down, ordinary, nothing special.

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The next one is called cottage core.

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According to our Gen Z teenager, cottage core is a salad that looks like you want to live off the grid.

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Raise chickens and make bread from scratch.

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So all those homesteading IG accounts you follow?

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They're living the cottage core lifestyle, Carreras explains in the English countryside.

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Going on a picnic, living a simplified life in an oversimplified way.

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Carreras also included long fancy nails in her cottage core style board.

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But our team expert says acrylic nails are in no way part of the cottage core aesthetic.

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So okay, I can deal with that I guess.

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The next one is e-girl.

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This Gen Z and Gen Alta style features a lot of black overdone makeup and mesh.

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So your brain might automatically think emo, but e-girl is a shortened version of electronic girl.

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And it is a blend of emo, goth, and Japanese and Korean street style.

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I've seen this a few times actually with kids.

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And it's a unique look.

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It looks like goth with a flair of Asia or something like that.

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According to Wikipedia, the style gained popularity with the worldwide release of TikTok.

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A stark contrast to the filtered word world of Instagram and which the preferred platform of preppy girls.

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E-girls wear baggy thrift store finds, crop tops, platform shoes, plaid miniskirts, pigtails, and anime inspired makeup.

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Our team expert said that most e-girls are known to be streamers.

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They use Twitch and wear headphones.

386
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,000
Carreras says that the e-girl style is like coquette meets goth.

387
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:24,000
And that is almost feels like a goth-y, toned down Asian girl or Asian style girl I should say.

388
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Which is pretty accurate.

389
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
So yeah, okay.

390
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,000
The next style is kawaii.

391
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:41,000
The kawaii aesthetic, which is also a Japanese street style look, is similar to coquette in that there are lots of pastel colors and lace.

392
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:49,000
The clothes are almost doll-like in design and include fluffy skirts, scalloped shirts, patterned overalls, and anything that feels cute.

393
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:55,000
So there are a lot of animal logos, hello kitties, jewelry, and keychains.

394
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Ugh.

395
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:01,000
And then finally we have soft girl.

396
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:10,000
This gen alpha mycotin is a blend of mycotrin, is a blend of coquette and kawaii with a bent edge for good measure.

397
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:19,000
There are eyelet fabric pastels, gingham and floral prints paired with platform shoes, bucket hats and colorful hair clips.

398
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Cardigans and crop jackets are also a big part of this look.

399
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Carreras posted another video with all of this on it which you can't see because I'm not on TikTok.

400
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:37,000
And if you want to like look at it you can probably look up Carreras fashion or something like that and probably get it.

401
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:47,000
So Rob, I actually, you know what, let's take our second break and then we'll come back and see what you got to say Rob, does that sound good?

402
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000
Alright, cause I got another update.

403
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000
Okay, oh, hi Opal, hi Jimmy.

404
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Hi grandma, hi Jimmy.

405
00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:00,000
You guys dodged another storm I saw in Dodge City, they dodged in Dodge City.

406
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:07,000
One formed a really bad ass storm formed just to the north of there that spawned a couple of tornadoes but it did not get Dodge City.

407
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,000
So I hope you guys live in the city or south of where that was spawned.

408
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,000
So, anyhow, we'll be right back.

409
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Oh shit, what's that over there?

410
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:21,000
Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

411
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I can't take my dog to the lake.

412
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,000
The ducks keep attacking him.

413
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:35,000
That's where I get from the purebred dog.

414
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This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast, Two Douchebags in a Microphone.

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416
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417
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418
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419
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421
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422
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423
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424
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425
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She didn't show up.

426
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427
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428
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So let me see.

429
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:55,000
Let's say I was offended by people being offended.

430
00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:03,000
Then would people being offended all the time have to not be offended around me because I was offended by them being offended?

431
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Hmm.

432
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:14,000
I may never know.

433
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Next up, things overheard in hell.

434
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Now, from his underground bunker in Camden in Missouri,

436
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the stock full of dried guts, canned food, and a couple of

437
00:47:33,220 --> 00:47:40,200
vibrating toys is ramblings of a madman featuring raw grass.

438
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:47,200
My mechanic told me I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made you one letter.

439
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Good job.

440
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Have you ever wondered where something came from?

441
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,200
Have you ever looked at something and said,

442
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,200
I wonder what the origin of that is?

443
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,200
Well, so have we.

444
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,200
That's why we give you The Origin of...

445
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,200
The Origin of Socks.

446
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:10,200
Believe it or not, the ancient Egyptians are responsible for knit socks.

447
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:30,200
From around 300 to 500 AD were the first recorded knit socks worn by anybody in the world.

448
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,200
And here we go.

449
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The final segment of this episode of Two Douchebags and a Microphone.

450
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,200
What is going to happen? We don't know.

451
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,200
What are these two douchebags going to talk about? We don't know yet.

452
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:45,200
We don't have a clue. Well, I have a beginning.

453
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,200
There you go.

454
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:53,200
Okay. Do you remember how just our last podcast,

455
00:48:53,200 --> 00:49:03,200
I mentioned where the white Bronco from the O.J. Simpson's low-speed chase was?

456
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:07,200
Yeah. Oh, hang on, hang on. I got an update, Rob. I got an update.

457
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:13,200
Oh, yeah. O.J. Simpson is still dead. Okay, go ahead.

458
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:16,200
Really? I did not know that.

459
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:19,200
It was just over my computer. I had to say it. It was a...

460
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,200
Oh, oh, well, that's good. That's good to know.

461
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,200
It was a newsflash. Okay. All right.

462
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:29,200
We turned to Rob once again, so maybe I won't interrupt him this time.

463
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,200
Probably will. I don't care.

464
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,200
I know you don't. It's our bit, dude.

465
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:40,200
Okay. The infamous white Ford Bronco carrying O.J. Simpson in a low-speed chase

466
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:47,200
across Los Angeles after the murders of his ex-wife and her friend, allegedly...

467
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:50,200
I'm just reading it.

468
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:54,200
Rob, I love you, man. Oh, did it say allegedly?

469
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,200
No, no, I'm saying allegedly. Okay.

470
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,200
I'm on top of it.

471
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,200
Rob, you're awesome. That was great.

472
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:10,200
Maybe finally up for sale with the hope of getting at least $1.5 million.

473
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,200
Wow.

474
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:20,200
The 1993 SUV's three owners, Simpson's former agent Michael Gilbert

475
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:26,200
and two friends of longtime pal Al Collins,

476
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:32,200
who was behind the wheel June 17, 1994.

477
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,200
Of the famous low-speed chase.

478
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:40,200
Yeah, yeah. It was actually Al Collins driving, not O.J.

479
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,200
O.J. was in the back threatening to shoot himself.

480
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:48,200
Right, right. Well, they told Quick, C-L-I-C-T,

481
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:58,200
they planned to cash in on the new interest following last week's death of the disgraced NFL Grape.

482
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:06,200
Before O.J. passed, we had always thought this was going to be the year we were going to sell

483
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:09,200
because it's the 30th anniversary.

484
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:19,200
Gilbert told the outlet, who knows if we were all going to be around for the 35th or the 40th.

485
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:27,200
The three owners told Quick that the last offer they received from the Broncos,

486
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:36,200
which has been on loan to the Alcatraz Peace Prime Museum in Fidget Forge, Tennessee,

487
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:42,200
since 2015, was $750,000.

488
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:47,200
So I guess if O.J. died, the price doubled on you guys.

489
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:53,200
Yeah, and let's face it, he's had cancer for a while, so you know they were just sitting on it.

490
00:51:53,200 --> 00:52:01,200
He was in his 70s and he had cancer. They were just like, no, don't sell, don't sell.

491
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,200
Yeah, we did the same thing.

492
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:08,200
He's the one that made it famous. He even has Broncos.

493
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:12,200
Yeah, I know, he's Al Cowling's Bronco.

494
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:18,200
And also, the famous deal where he's threatening to kill himself, he's threatening to shoot himself,

495
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:23,200
he supposedly had a gun in the back of it and he was going to shoot himself.

496
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:34,200
And like I always said, why does it take 200 cops to chase one Bronco down going 30 mile an hour?

497
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,200
I've never understood that. And then a lot of high-speed chases.

498
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,200
About six or eight lane highway.

499
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,200
Yeah.

500
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,200
That makes no sense.

501
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:44,200
No, I mean.

502
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:53,200
Honestly, honestly, I've been thinking about it since I was brought back up again.

503
00:52:53,200 --> 00:53:01,200
I don't think I've ever actually seen a clear picture of OJ being in that vehicle.

504
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:09,200
I don't think I have either. I mean, I'm sure it was possible with telescopic lens.

505
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:11,200
I don't know.

506
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:14,200
You know what, I will do a search on that and then I will...

507
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,200
Yeah, I think I might do a search on that too.

508
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:22,200
Yeah, and see what I can come up with.

509
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,200
Either that or Photoshop a picture of him in the back of the Bronco.

510
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,200
Let's see how far it goes.

511
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,200
I did it. I found the lost picture.

512
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:36,200
Well, it might be the crop, but the ones you find, they might be Photoshopped.

513
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:40,200
Very much so. Could be. I'll have AI do it.

514
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:43,200
And see what kind of ending AI comes up with.

515
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:47,200
Like all of a sudden OJ jumps out of the truck and starts shooting at everybody.

516
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:51,200
Or he jumps out, gets on top of the building and eats a bullet.

517
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:55,200
Or he shoots out cowings and says, we're going to go to hell with me.

518
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:59,200
So, anyhow. Allegedly.

519
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,200
Allegedly.

520
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:07,200
I'm loving that word these days. I've been saying that word.

521
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,200
It works on everything.

522
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,200
It does.

523
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,200
And how do you like the disclaimer we have now?

524
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:21,200
We have no journalistic integrity and we can and will lie if it makes the story better.

525
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:24,200
You can tell them. Everybody's got their own time.

526
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:28,200
I know. Unlike those other guys, we admit it.

527
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,200
Yeah.

528
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,200
We tell you right up ahead we're not to be trusted.

529
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:39,200
So, okay. California State has just increased minimum wage to $20 per hour.

530
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:45,200
The day that that took effect, Foster's Freeze, a chain restaurant based in California,

531
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:49,200
has shut its doors due to high cost by the new minimum wage.

532
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:53,200
Many other fast food joints are shaky and may follow suit.

533
00:54:53,200 --> 00:55:00,200
So, here we go. No CVS, no Walgreens because of theft, and now fast food chains are following.

534
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:04,200
It makes you wonder where California's going, doesn't it?

535
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,200
Is it going to be like where all these laws?

536
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:10,200
Look, and I'm not against anyone making a fair wage, right?

537
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:14,200
But these businesses have been telling them if you raise the minimum wage to that,

538
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:19,200
so like there's a 14-year-old kid throwing burgers in a bag,

539
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,200
he's got to get 20 bucks an hour like the guy next to him,

540
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:29,200
then you know, that's going to raise the prices excessively to where like a lot of places are like

541
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:33,200
no one's coming in anymore. So, we're just going to, you know, we're going to fold.

542
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:35,200
We've got these businesses everywhere else.

543
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:41,200
So, let's say McDonald's says, you know what, we're pulling out of California.

544
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:44,200
What if Taco Bell says that?

545
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:52,200
So, anyhow, and on that note, I have the 10 most expensive cities in the United States for 2024.

546
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,200
Want to hear them?

547
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,200
Yeah.

548
00:55:56,200 --> 00:56:05,200
Okay, the number one, San Francisco in the state of California.

549
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:12,200
San Francisco, the problem there is the rich are moving out because they're getting taxed

550
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:17,200
and homeless people are shitting all over their lawn and there's nothing they can do about it.

551
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:22,200
There seems to be more protection for a homeless skid, and I'm not against all homeless.

552
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:26,200
Some people are victims of circumstances, mental illness and all that,

553
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:35,200
but something's wrong when a homeless person has more clout and more rights than the person that owns that lawn

554
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:42,200
that contributes to society, that pays taxes regularly, that puts up with high fuel costs,

555
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:48,200
and they have to like just sit there and do nothing while a homeless guy shits all over their lawn.

556
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:53,200
No wonder, you know, no wonder everything's so sky high there.

557
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:58,200
Number two is Fremont, which I believe is California too.

558
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:04,200
Number three is Irvine, which is California too.

559
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:10,200
Number four, San Jose, which is the Silicon Valley area, so there you go.

560
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:16,200
Yeah, I mean, if you guessed anything to be high, you would guess Silicon Valley, right?

561
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:17,200
Right.

562
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:24,200
Yeah, all the Microsoft millionaires are there, or allegedly a lot of them left.

563
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:29,200
Number five is Arlington, I believe Texas.

564
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:35,200
I find that interesting because the rest of Dallas and everything, this might be Arlington, California,

565
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:46,200
because Arlington is close to Dallas and Fort Worth, and their living rate, except for houses, are relatively cheap.

566
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:51,200
The gas and food and everything is fairly cheap, I mean, for today's standards.

567
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,200
So I think I might be Arlington, California, but I'm not for sure.

568
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:58,200
I'll look it up and let you guys know next on the next podcast.

569
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:03,200
Number six is Seattle. Yeah, I've been to Seattle. Oh my gosh.

570
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:11,200
Whatever it is here, okay, Rob, in Camdenton, okay, let's say you're buying a box of Pop Tarts, right?

571
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:18,200
Could you recite me about what range Pop Tarts would be in?

572
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,200
Hell, I don't know. I don't buy Pop Tarts.

573
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:29,200
Probably six bucks, maybe, five or six. What'd you say? Somewhere in that range?

574
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:30,200
Okay, well...

575
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:35,200
Like I said, I actually don't know. I don't buy Pop Tarts.

576
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:39,200
Okay, come up with something you do know, okay?

577
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:43,200
And I'll tell you what the price is in Seattle.

578
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:49,200
Um...

579
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,200
Okay, I'll come up with something.

580
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,200
Yeah, yeah, come up with something.

581
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:54,200
Okay, a box of fruit...

582
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,200
Loaf of bread.

583
00:58:55,200 --> 00:59:00,200
Okay, a loaf of bread here is about $3.50.

584
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:05,200
And this is the middle range, not the low range, not the high range.

585
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:08,200
In Seattle, it would be $40,000.

586
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:09,200
Okay.

587
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,200
Huh?

588
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:15,200
I was setting that up, Rob. I was just trying to set that up.

589
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,200
I see that.

590
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,200
Okay.

591
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,200
I was just trying, dude.

592
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,200
All right, well, moving right along.

593
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:23,200
Number eight, you know, they can't all go gems, right? They can't all go as followed.

594
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:29,200
Okay, number eight is San Diego, which is, yeah, I knew that that was extremely high,

595
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:37,200
because I tried to book hotels in the San Diego area before, and... hard to do.

596
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:39,200
Because of the price.

597
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:47,200
I mean, they all charge resort fees for just a hotel room, and not that great a one, from what I could tell.

598
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:51,200
Number nine is Boston, and I know that firsthand.

599
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,200
I've been to Boston quite a bit.

600
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:54,200
Yes.

601
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:55,200
Very expensive.

602
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:59,200
Number ten is Los Angeles.

603
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:09,200
Last time, I flew into Long Beach, so I really wasn't in Los Angeles proper, but everything in Long Beach seemed to be inflated, too.

604
01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:17,200
So Long Beach is a part of the Los Angeles metropolitan area, so I'm going to say, yes, they are totally correct on that.

605
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:18,200
Yeah.

606
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:19,200
So, Rob, you got something?

607
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:20,200
Yeah, suburb.

608
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:21,200
Suburb, yeah.

609
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,200
Yeah, suburb.

610
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:25,200
So it'd be like independences to us.

611
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:29,200
So, Rob, you got something you want to go into?

612
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:33,200
Yeah, I got another one that I ran across just a while ago.

613
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,200
Okay.

614
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:39,200
John Mellencamp.

615
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:42,200
You know our John Mellencamp?

616
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:48,200
Yeah, formerly John Cougar, then John Cougar Mellencamp, and now just John Mellencamp.

617
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:58,200
Yeah, was frustrated with a few members of audience while performing at a concert in Toledo, Ohio last month.

618
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:14,200
After a heckle shouted at the Hurt So Good singer to play some music, Mellencamp was ranting at the crowd in a moment that is based on viral on social media.

619
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:19,200
What do you think I've been doing you?

620
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:25,200
Okay, it shows two letters, I'll say it, top sucker.

621
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:29,200
The rock of the show is Stan B.

622
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:30,200
Wow.

623
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:31,200
What's up, man?

624
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:33,200
You don't know me.

625
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,200
You don't fucking know me.

626
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:41,200
Hey, Joe, find this guy and let me see him after the show.

627
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:42,200
Was he smashed?

628
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,200
Was he drunk?

629
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:54,200
When another concertgoer called for Mellencamp to perform, to perform Authority's song.

630
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:55,200
Good song.

631
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,200
The 72 year old.

632
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:58,200
I said that's a good song.

633
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:01,200
What's wrong with that?

634
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:04,200
The 72 year old shot back.

635
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:10,200
Guys, can I stop this show right now and just go home?

636
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:11,200
Wow.

637
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:13,200
I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

638
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:19,200
Since you've been so wonderful, I'm going to cut out about 10 songs out of the show.

639
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:21,200
Here we go.

640
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:26,200
He threatened before starting to play the beginning of Jack and Diane.

641
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:31,200
Our after the short way after the song began, he stopped.

642
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:32,200
You know what?

643
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:35,200
He told the audience, show's over.

644
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:39,200
And he left the stage immediately.

645
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:42,200
Where was this at again?

646
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:43,200
Huh?

647
01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:44,200
Where was this at again?

648
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:46,200
What venue?

649
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:49,200
Toledo, Ohio.

650
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:52,200
Okay, so the Detroit area basically.

651
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:57,200
Wow.

652
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:03,200
Well, it goes into where he talks about.

653
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,200
Oh, here we go, right here.

654
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:06,200
Okay.

655
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:13,200
Do you expect etiquette inside the theater the same way you would at a Broadway show?

656
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:14,200
Yeah.

657
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:18,200
My shows are not really concerts anymore.

658
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:20,200
They're performances.

659
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:25,200
And there's a difference between a performance and a concert.

660
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:28,200
Okay, well, Rob, here's a question I got, okay?

661
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:35,200
How many people do you think were mouthing off to him out of, let's say, there's 5,000 people there.

662
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:36,200
Okay.

663
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:38,200
How many people do you think was mouthing off?

664
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:41,200
Ten maybe?

665
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,200
Could be, yeah, could be.

666
01:03:43,200 --> 01:03:46,200
Okay, let's go on the high side, 20 people.

667
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:55,200
Okay, those 20 people are going to dictate to the 5,000 people how long the concert is and what songs they get.

668
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:56,200
That's bullshit.

669
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,200
That's complete bullshit.

670
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:04,200
If those guys were doing something so out of the ordinary, you should have had them thrown out and they should not have punished the rest of the crowd.

671
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:08,200
If I was in that crowd, I would have demanded my money back.

672
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:09,200
Good point.

673
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:11,200
That's complete bullshit right there.

674
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,200
Okay, good point.

675
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:18,200
Just because 5,000 people, take the percentage of 20 people out of 5,000 people, okay?

676
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:23,200
That's like.0000007 or something, right?

677
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:26,200
So that's complete bullshit.

678
01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:28,200
I'm glad you did that, man.

679
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:30,200
Yeah, I figured that out really quick.

680
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:31,200
Yeah.

681
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:36,200
Yeah, I'm used to doing equations like that, so yeah.

682
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:50,200
Anyhow, okay, so I find that absurd that it would do that to 5,000 people because 20 people were mouthing off, and that is being generous.

683
01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,200
I bet you it was more like five people.

684
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:53,200
Right.

685
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:54,200
Most people don't do that.

686
01:04:54,200 --> 01:05:01,200
This story mentions two, but it sounds like there was others.

687
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:04,200
Okay, let's go on the high side.

688
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,200
Twenty.

689
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:07,200
So out of 20 people.

690
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:08,200
Right, right, right.

691
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:13,200
And I guarantee you, John Mellencamp was, or yeah, John Mellencamp, that's his name now.

692
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:21,200
Okay, if John Mellencamp was being belligerent, that invited other people to come forward too and say stuff, right?

693
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:22,200
Right.

694
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:34,200
Yeah, so he kind of caused a lot of this, in my opinion, by pointing out to people, kind of like what Axl Rose did, where he said, yeah, this guy right here won't shut up.

695
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:37,200
And then all of a sudden everyone was like, ah, fuck you.

696
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:40,200
Remember when he almost caused that riot or whatever, allegedly?

697
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:42,200
Right, yeah.

698
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:52,200
It started because some guy out there was like, I don't know, flipping him off or something or like making a spectacle and Axl Rose didn't like it. This is many years ago.

699
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:57,200
And anyhow, he pointed to the guy and said, you, sir, are a cocksucker or something like that.

700
01:05:57,200 --> 01:05:59,200
He said something like that.

701
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:03,200
And then he said something about, you know, maybe the security guard will beat the fuck out of you.

702
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,200
And then when he said that, the whole crowd turned on him.

703
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:07,200
Like, wait a minute, wait a minute.

704
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,200
This is a concert that guy's having fun.

705
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:12,200
Yeah, sure, he probably pissed a couple of people off.

706
01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:16,200
But that wasn't for Axl Rose to stop the show and walk out.

707
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:17,200
Right?

708
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:18,200
Right.

709
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:21,200
Well, that's what Melon Twot just did.

710
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:22,200
Yeah.

711
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:27,200
I just scrolled down a little further and I found another quote.

712
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,200
Okay.

713
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:32,200
Look, I'm not the everyone anymore.

714
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:37,200
I'm just not the rain on the stairwell artist that you need.

715
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:46,200
And if you want to come and scream and yell and get drunk, don't come to my show.

716
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:51,200
He said he takes himself as an artist.

717
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:52,200
Okay.

718
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:56,200
You know what I say, Melo show, he's in his seventies.

719
01:06:56,200 --> 01:07:01,200
I see where he's coming from, but I agree with you.

720
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,200
He took the wrong approach.

721
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,200
Okay.

722
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:08,200
The crowd dictates itself, right?

723
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:09,200
Is that fair?

724
01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,200
Right.

725
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:14,200
Like if someone's really being stupid, they'll go get a security guard or they will take care of it themselves.

726
01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:16,200
Right?

727
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,200
That's what should have happened.

728
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:19,200
Yes.

729
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:24,200
The guy on the stage doesn't even acknowledge it because that promotes it.

730
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:29,200
The guy on the stage that, that guy right there in the blue is a cocksucker, like he said.

731
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:30,200
That promotes it.

732
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:34,200
Then other people want to be that, air quotations, cocksucker.

733
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:35,200
Right?

734
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:39,200
Oh, hey, John Hoover just yelled at that guy or Mellencamp or whatever.

735
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:41,200
I'm going to be the next one he yells at.

736
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:47,200
Watch this, you know, on Tik Tok, Instagram, whatever, Facebook.

737
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:49,200
Well, let's face it, it'll be Facebook if it's John Mellencamp.

738
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:51,200
That's all those people know, right?

739
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:53,200
The boomers.

740
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:54,200
So, so yeah.

741
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:56,200
Hey, this is a video of me getting kicked out.

742
01:07:56,200 --> 01:08:01,200
John, John Mellencamp just yelled at me and told me I'm an idiot or whatever.

743
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:06,200
That promoted it and I'm pretty sure John Mellencamp knew this.

744
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:14,200
So, I'm calling this more Mellencamp's fault than the person actually was doing the act.

745
01:08:14,200 --> 01:08:15,200
Because now...

746
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:18,200
Yeah, I think, like I said, I grew with you.

747
01:08:18,200 --> 01:08:21,200
I think he could have handled it a little better.

748
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:26,200
I think he could have handled it a lot better and also there's another thing too.

749
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:27,200
Okay.

750
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:31,200
Me and myself and I know other people are like this and Rob, you tell me if you're like this too.

751
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:41,200
If I start hearing about a performer or a band that has a history of chastising the crowd, I don't go.

752
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:44,200
I'm like, I don't need to be preached to.

753
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,200
Right.

754
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:53,200
Especially from a rock star that probably used to bang everything and fucking drank everything inside and did every kind of drug he could.

755
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:58,200
I'm not for sure on Mellencamp, but let's just say he's the average rock star.

756
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,200
I don't want to be chastised by him.

757
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:04,200
Meanwhile, they fly off in their jet and they tell you about all the pollution you're causing.

758
01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:06,200
Nah, you know what?

759
01:09:06,200 --> 01:09:09,200
That's Bonoism and Bonoism pisses me off.

760
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:19,200
It's like, hey Bono, Roger Waters, if you think America's that fucking bad, then don't ever come here and don't make your money here.

761
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:23,200
Because it's evil blood money, right?

762
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,200
Right.

763
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:27,200
Okay, so you either are for it or against it.

764
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:29,200
It's that black and white.

765
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:36,200
So if America and the people in it are that evil, then you cannot do business with them because they're that evil.

766
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:46,200
If you're going to sit there and preach like Roger Waters, like I said many times before, and Bono, if you think America is that bad, then do something about it.

767
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:51,200
Go into your extremely large bank account and help us pay off the national debt.

768
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:55,200
Other than that, I don't want to hear a fucking thing out of their mouths.

769
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,200
Shut up and rock.

770
01:09:58,200 --> 01:10:00,200
Tommy Lee, you're another one.

771
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:01,200
Shut up.

772
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:02,200
Man, that guy.

773
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,200
Look at his fucking history.

774
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:07,200
And you're from this damn country, Tommy?

775
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:11,200
Yeah, he's a, yeah, well, yeah he is.

776
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:13,200
His mom is from Greece.

777
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,200
Not him.

778
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:15,200
Oh, okay.

779
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:16,200
Yeah, well anyhow.

780
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:19,200
Yeah, he's still a citizen.

781
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:26,200
Well, he should, listen, he should respect it more if he was in Greece because I've been there.

782
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:27,200
I lived there.

783
01:10:27,200 --> 01:10:29,200
I'm glad I'm over here.

784
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:31,200
I'm so glad I'm over here.

785
01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:37,200
And I would think anyone in their right mind would feel the same way.

786
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:45,200
So, that being said, Tommy Lee should know better, but every other fucking day, oh Trump is a fuckhead.

787
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:46,200
What the fuck is wrong with you?

788
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,200
I think Trump could say that to Tommy Lee.

789
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:50,200
Hey, look at all your charges, dude.

790
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:54,200
Oh gosh, look, you were fucked out of your mind and you did this.

791
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,200
You were fucked out of your mind and you did that.

792
01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:59,200
And I'm not saying I'm for Trump or nothing like that.

793
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:02,200
What I'm saying is what's fair is fair.

794
01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:03,200
Okay?

795
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:08,200
So if you're going to point something out, then I think it's fair for someone to point out about you.

796
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:12,200
So Tommy Lee calling the kettle black is complete bullshit.

797
01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:13,200
Fair enough.

798
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:14,200
Right.

799
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:15,200
Yeah.

800
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:23,200
I don't want to hear anything from him because to me, in my opinion, he's a strung out fucking loser that beats women.

801
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:25,200
Has been charged with it.

802
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:27,200
And went to jail for it.

803
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,200
Remember?

804
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,200
Yeah.

805
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:30,200
Okay.

806
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:33,200
I'm saying he's a fucking scumbag and I don't want to hear shit from him.

807
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:34,200
You know what I want to hear from him?

808
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:43,200
No, actually I don't even want to hear him play anymore because he allegedly uses backtracking and it kind of looks like it according to some YouTubes I've seen.

809
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:50,200
So anyhow, that whole band right there, you know, Vince Neil is like fucking 120 pounds overweight.

810
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:58,200
Nikki Sixx is a self-righteous fucking pompous asshole as far as in my opinion, from what I can tell.

811
01:11:58,200 --> 01:11:59,200
I don't even want to hear that band.

812
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:02,200
They became the people they swore they never would.

813
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:05,200
Remember when they used to make fun of the man?

814
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:07,200
They used to make fun of the record company.

815
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:10,200
They used to make fun of the uptight piece of shit that always had a problem with somebody.

816
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,200
Well, Nikki, look in the mirror.

817
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:13,200
Guess who's that?

818
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:14,200
That's you.

819
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:16,200
I don't want to hear shit from you.

820
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:21,200
Fucking ex-heroin addict that used to do all this debauchery and couldn't even play his instrument.

821
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:23,200
You just lucked into this fucking deal.

822
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:25,200
I don't want to hear anything from you either.

823
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:27,200
I want to hear your mouth shut.

824
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:32,200
So anyhow, and then not to mention what they did to Mick Mars.

825
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:36,200
So Rob, you got anything you want to add to that?

826
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:37,200
Good point.

827
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:40,200
Wall-um at it, right?

828
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,200
Wall-um at it.

829
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:46,200
So, okay.

830
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:49,200
Let's see.

831
01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,200
I hope I get a good rental tomorrow.

832
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,200
We'll see.

833
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:56,200
I hope it isn't like a little bitty SuperLoo hatchback.

834
01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:58,200
Look, I'm at their mercy.

835
01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:02,200
Whatever loaner they got tomorrow, that's what I get.

836
01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:08,200
Somehow I imagine this old Pacer that I used to own when I was fucking seventeen.

837
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,200
Remember a Pacer?

838
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:12,200
It was like a Gremlin with a bubble on top.

839
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:14,200
It was an AMC car too, like a Gremlin.

840
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:15,200
Mind's world.

841
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:17,200
Yeah, yeah.

842
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:22,200
Somehow I imagine me driving around in a fucking Pacer tomorrow.

843
01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:24,200
Hey Mark, we got your rental.

844
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,200
Oh yeah?

845
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,200
Geo Metro.

846
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,200
Oh, better yet, a Yugo.

847
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:31,200
Let's see.

848
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,200
So my Jeep is sitting in your garage.

849
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:35,200
Where's my Jeep?

850
01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:39,200
No Mark, doesn't work like that.

851
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:44,200
A little hatchback neon Versa.

852
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,200
I can't hardly get in and out of it, man.

853
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:49,200
I got a fake knee.

854
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:51,200
At least you get good mileage.

855
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:53,200
Yeah, that's right.

856
01:13:53,200 --> 01:14:01,200
No, actually in my Corolla that's being rented right now, I cannot believe it.

857
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:04,200
I drove around for four days all over the place.

858
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:07,200
No, six days all over the place.

859
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:11,200
The homage gas I had to replace in it before I take it back tomorrow.

860
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:13,200
Thirteen dollars.

861
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:15,200
Thirteen dollars is all I had to put in that.

862
01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:21,200
Thirteen dollars ain't even the spec on my fucking Jeep radar.

863
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:27,200
Thirteen bucks is like, it would barely be an eighth of a tank probably.

864
01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:32,200
I did enjoy that part of it in a Corolla, but I did not enjoy being in a car again.

865
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:34,200
Being that low.

866
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:35,200
Yeah, yeah.

867
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:37,200
Anyhow, yep.

868
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:43,200
Well, we are well over an hour again because I could not shut my mouth.

869
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:45,200
Rob, you got anything you want to add to anything?

870
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:47,200
You got a story you want to get to?

871
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:48,200
This is your time.

872
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:49,200
I've said enough.

873
01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:52,200
Actually, that's about all I have for tonight.

874
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:53,200
Alright.

875
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:54,200
Hang on, you hear this?

876
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:58,200
Yeah, I've actually got three or four tonight.

877
01:14:58,200 --> 01:14:59,200
You have? Good story.

878
01:14:59,200 --> 01:15:02,200
I've got a little more time tonight.

879
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:05,200
Ladies and gentlemen, listen.

880
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:08,200
That's me wiping my hands on this whole episode.

881
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:09,200
Everybody.

882
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:12,200
Oh, by the way, programming note.

883
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:17,200
Did you notice that the last episode was in front of the episode before?

884
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:18,200
Yep.

885
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:19,200
Okay.

886
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:23,200
I have that weird buzzing sound and I'm in the process of cleaning up the episode before

887
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:26,200
so they are not in order of what we've done.

888
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:31,200
So the next podcast you're going to get was actually recorded two podcasts ago.

889
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:36,200
Every now and then I'm getting some sort of a buzzing that I can't hear in headphones

890
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,200
and I can't hear in the microphone.

891
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:46,200
Which I think is the episode that has Night 2 of WrestleMania on it.

892
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:51,200
Yes. It has one of the WrestleMania's and it sucks because I wanted it to be in the

893
01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:52,200
night.

894
01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:54,200
Night 2 of the WrestleMania, yeah.

895
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:57,200
Yeah, so that will come to you very next.

896
01:15:57,200 --> 01:16:02,200
Like I said, I figured out how to take the buzzing out of it, but it's a very slow process

897
01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:04,200
and it's going to take a little while.

898
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:07,200
By the way, our numbers are out of the fucking roof, dude.

899
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,200
Have you seen that?

900
01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:19,200
Honestly, I looked yesterday or the day before and mine is starting to update.

901
01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:23,200
We're up 127% from last month.

902
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:26,200
127%.

903
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:28,200
So I don't know.

904
01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:30,200
We've got a lot to talk about on this.

905
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:32,200
That's the numbers we want.

906
01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:39,200
Yeah, I mean, do we really want to go to this other platform?

907
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:40,200
I don't know.

908
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,200
This seems to be catching ground.

909
01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:46,200
It seems to be really catching on in the platforms we have right here.

910
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:47,200
And I'm not sure.

911
01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:52,200
I mean, because the money's not going to change anything because you have to really,

912
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:57,200
really, really be up there to make any type of money at all or even break even.

913
01:16:57,200 --> 01:17:02,200
You know, they're talking about like maybe from what I gather, you got to have that threshold.

914
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:06,200
That threshold starts like maybe 10 bucks a month or something.

915
01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:07,200
So I don't know.

916
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:08,200
Maybe we stay.

917
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:10,200
10 bucks a month.

918
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:13,200
That's kind of the way that I took it.

919
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:20,200
They didn't really explain it all, but it looks to me like you have to be way up there

920
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:22,200
when you make decent money.

921
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:25,200
And that's probably like maybe 200 a week or something.

922
01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,200
You have to be way up there.

923
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:30,200
So maybe we stay the course.

924
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:34,200
We're going to talk about it, you know, off of the program, of course.

925
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:36,200
Yeah, yeah, we will.

926
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,200
I don't know.

927
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:40,200
I'm kind of leaning towards not doing it, but we'll see.

928
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:42,200
Anyhow, all right.

929
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,200
We'll see.

930
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,200
We'll see.

931
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:45,200
We'll talk about it.

932
01:17:45,200 --> 01:17:46,200
We will.

933
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:47,200
All right.

934
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:48,200
Rob, thank you for joining me.

935
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:49,200
Good night, assholes.

936
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:52,200
Good night, assholes.

937
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,200
Oh, no.

938
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:56,200
Looks like the show's over, kids.

939
01:17:56,200 --> 01:18:00,200
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

940
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:02,200
Fear not, assholes.

941
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:25,200
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.