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Hello everybody, this is Two Deucebags and a Microphone and I am Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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I have a neat question here that I think I know how I feel about it, but I am not sure.

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I need a little bit more convincing.

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So let me explain it.

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It is kind of a long story, and it is a hot button issue now, and it rightfully should

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be.

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A prisoner who briefly died and was brought back to life argued that he technically served

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his life sentenced.

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So let me go into this.

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In a bizarre incident in Iowa, USA, a prisoner tried to argue that he had technically served

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his sentence after briefly dying and being brought back to life in 1996.

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Benjamin Shriver was sentenced to life in prison after he had clubbed a man to death

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with a handle of a pickaxe.

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Which is horrible, but what is fair is fair.

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So let's keep going here and try to dissect it a little bit better.

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The gruesome murder was not only Shriver's doing alone, but also the victim's girlfriend.

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After the case was solved, Shriver was convicted of first degree murder and sentenced to life

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in prison.

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After years of serving his time behind bars in 2015, Shriver developed severe complications

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from his kidney stones.

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While in his cell, the prisoner went into septic shock and lost consciousness.

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Afterwards, he was taken to the hospital for emergency treatment.

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While he was at the hospital, Shriver momentarily died under the doctors care but was brought

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back to life using a combination of ephedrine and adrenaline.

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So he technically died?

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Yes, but he was brought back with ephedrine and adrenaline.

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However you want to pronounce it, I've heard it both ways.

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After he was treated, Shriver was taken back to the cell.

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Shriver's attorneys used this opportunity to claim in court that his momentary death

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in the hospital could be perceived as him completing his life sentence.

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They further claimed since he technically served his life sentence, his return to prison

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was illegal.

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To support his cause, Shriver said that his revival was carried out against his wishes.

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So he said he did not want to be resuscitated, but they resuscitated him according to him.

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When a lower court found the argument unpersuasive and without merit, Shriver pushed the matter

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further.

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However, even the appeals court judge was not convinced by the argument.

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At the three-judge panel ruled, we do not believe the legislator intends this provision,

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which defines the sentences to the most serious class of felonies under Iowa law and imposes

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its harshest penalty.

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To set criminal defendants free whenever medical procedures during an incarceration lead to

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their resuscitation by medical professionals.

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So Rob, it sounds to me like this, and correct me if you heard something more out of this

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that I didn't, but it sounds to me like he was claiming that he said he didn't want to

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be resuscitated because he didn't want to go back to prison, and they resuscitated him.

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So he's pretty much saying, hey, that was my life sentence, but you're the ones that

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brought me back.

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Is that what you hear, Rob?

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That's what I'm hearing, yes.

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Yeah.

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So you guys brought me back.

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I didn't want to come back, but since you guys brought me back, then you guys need to

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let me go because I served my life sentence according to me, and you guys are the ones

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that brought me back, so let me go.

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And then further, his lawyer said that it was illegal to throw him back in prison.

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So Rob.

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Yeah, I agree with that too because on death row, if they inject you or electrify you,

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or whatever, they give you the death sentence, and you happen to live through it, you get

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to walk away.

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You know, Rob, that's a hell of an argument, and I've been swaying back and forth.

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Because you live through your death sentence.

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Okay, Rob, I got a question.

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And he's not even on death.

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He's his life.

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No, I know.

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I know.

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Okay, Rob, I got a question, okay?

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Yeah.

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Now, what if he didn't say he didn't want to be resuscitated?

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What if he did not have the DNR, do not resuscitate?

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Then do you still?

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Okay, well then it would be a different argument.

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Okay, well I don't see-

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But since he said he did not want to be resuscitated.

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And the thing is, is I think maybe he really did say that because I don't see any argument

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here in this article where they said, you didn't say that, it's a lie, so you're going

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back to prison.

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It sounds to me like they're just kind of like, oh, shut up, prisoner.

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Get out of here.

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You killed someone, we're not taking any more bullshit.

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And throwing him back in his cell block.

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And I hate doing this because the guy sounds like a miserable piece of shit to me in my

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opinion.

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I think he's-

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Right, right.

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I'd defend him too, but hey.

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Look, I mean-

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Legal systems, legal systems.

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Exactly.

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Law is law.

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Law is law.

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And that's a good point you brought up about the, there's that rule that if you survive

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your death punishment, then they have to let you, not let you free, but they have to not

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put you to death.

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That's it.

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Yeah, yeah, you're done with the death penalty.

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Yes.

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So you're really through it.

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Yes.

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And there's also not double jeopardy.

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So here's something I got for you, Rob.

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You know double jeopardy, right?

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So you try somebody for a case and then they find out someone else done it, but they already

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convicted someone else or vice, you know.

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So double jeopardy means that they can't reconvict somebody for it.

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So in this kind of a form of double jeopardy, because he said his old life was over and

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this is a new life.

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So isn't that a form of it?

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Is he getting-

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Isn't he getting punished for last life, not this one?

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Or is that just too bad?

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They brought you back to life because they thought they could and you're just going to

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have to deal with it.

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Well, I guess we'll find out in court.

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Yeah.

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Well, I think they pretty much made up their minds by this, you know.

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I mean, it went to the circuit court and the court of appeals and everyone pretty much

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denied the guy altogether.

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But I don't agree with that, man.

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If they have proof he said yes, do not resuscitate me.

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If somebody witnessed it, come on.

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I don't know about that.

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Here, there's a little bit more here on this article and maybe it'll say it here.

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We stopped to kind of argue the point and not argue, but talk it out.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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The judge's adage, Schreiber is either still alive, in which case he must remain in prison

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or he is actually dead, in which case the appeal is moot.

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And that's what the judge has said.

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To determine the legitimacy of the argument, according to CNN, the appeals court referred

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to Iowa state law, which states that anyone who is guilty of a class A felony must spend

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the rest of their natural life in prison, regardless of how long that period of time

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ends up being or any events occurring before the defendant's life ends.

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Schreiber, okay, natural life.

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Okay, so his life ended and they brought him back.

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Yeah, so this wouldn't be his natural life then, right?

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This would be extended life because someone brought him back.

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Rob, I think I have to agree with you as much as this guy sounds like a piece of garbage

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to me.

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If he really did say- I have to give this one to him.

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I really do.

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If he really did have a DNR or if he told the people and he can prove it that he said,

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don't resuscitate me, I don't want to come back to life and be in prison, then I think

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you're right.

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Yeah, I think that it's like, okay, we're sorry we brought you back to life.

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So I mean, I could see this thing going to the Supreme Court.

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Yeah, seeing how many other courts are turning down.

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Yeah.

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But it sounds like a legit battle.

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I'm telling you, Rob, I'd like hell to think of it as for the law, but I keep coming back

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to if he really did say, I don't want to live, let me die, then I think that-

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Yeah, if he really had a DNR, hey.

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Yeah, okay.

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You know what?

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I think I agree with you with what I know from this now.

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Now if something comes out and he didn't say that, then I reserve the right to say, yeah,

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry for wasting my breath, sorry for fighting for you, dude.

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But if this in fact did go down like he said, and no one went to the doctors and told them

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his wishes, or he didn't have it legally on paper saying, hey, this is my DNR, because

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he started developing issues, and he could think, well, I'm getting older and I have

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all these issues, I'm going to pass away someday here, probably not too far away, so I better

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give them this.

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So I'll put it like this, Rob.

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This case will not be over with if he does have a DNR or can prove that he did tell the

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guards or whoever he needed to that.

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If they have it on paper somewhere, then I would imagine this would go to the Supreme

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Court.

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Because natural life is one thing, so would he be unnatural life now because they brought

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him back to life?

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My book, yes.

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My opinion, yes.

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Rob, I have to-

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He would be unnatural life at this point.

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I don't like it, but I have to agree with you.

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I think.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay, we're both on the same page there, and I wanted to hash that out with you, and I'm

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glad that we did.

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Yeah, me too, me too.

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You people email a lot.

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I get a lot of them.

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You guys are very much, you communicate with the show very well.

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You tell us a lot of things.

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You're in touch.

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Yeah, you're in touch with us.

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Thank you.

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I would love for you guys to send me your thought on this and why you think that because

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I'll read them on the show and say, hey, this is George from, I don't know, Cape Girardeau.

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I think the guy should spend his life in jail for... Yeah, please do.

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I want to hear other people's opinions, and that's why I love running across Rob when

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Rob said that if you beat the death sentence, they try to put you to death, and you beat

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it, you're free to go.

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That's a law.

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Would this be the same kind of thing, or would this be like double jeopardy, or would this

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be like the natural life and the unnatural life is now because they brought him back

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and he asked not to?

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Okay, all right.

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Well- Supposably.

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Okay, yeah.

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As right now, on the surface, I agree with Rob's point of view on that.

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So anyhow, here in a little bit after the break, Rob's probably got a story he wants

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to go into, but we're bringing back the nipple tweak, the flicking the nuts, and the ass

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cheek bite.

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This is lovingly, this is playful.

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It isn't me.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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We're going to bring that back right after the break, but until the break, I think Rob

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may have something he wants to go into.

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I'll be lifted.

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Okay.

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All right, until then, I'm going to make weird animal noises until you find something.

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Okay, okay.

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Oh, are you ready?

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Did you get it?

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You got it?

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Damn, good job, dude.

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Good job.

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Hey, do you like that last one?

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I really- Yeah, that was good.

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That was from my diaphragm.

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I felt great.

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Okay.

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All right, Rob, go ahead.

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This is about Walmart.

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This is about Walmart.

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All right, hang on.

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Coming up with a wallaby.

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We're starting to get a little bit of a

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wallaby.

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Thank you, Rob.

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Go ahead.

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I don't know.

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You might kind of get into this one.

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Wallaby world stories are gold, dude, so do it.

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This store in Shrewsbury, Missouri, a suburb of St. Louis.

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Shrewsbury?

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Yeah, Shrewsbury.

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Okay.

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And now some Friday that it would start the process of getting rid of the self-checkout

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machines on Sunday.

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Oh, those things blow.

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They suck.

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Yeah.

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So you're kind of liking this one, huh?

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Yeah, so far I'm loving it.

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Brian Little, the global communications director for Walmart, corporate affairs, told NBC affiliate

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KBSK TV that the decision was made to improve the in-store experience.

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The decision was based on several factors, including feedback from associates and customers,

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shopping patterns, and business needs in this area, he said.

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We believe the change will improve the in-store shopping experience and give our associates

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a chance to provide more personalized and efficient service.

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Do I hear trumpets?

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Yes, you do.

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I hear angels singing.

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Oh my God.

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Finally, we're getting rid of those asses.

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First off, in a lot of Walmarts, like the one that's a couple of miles away from, actually

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it's about a mile away from me, okay, they really piss people off because you go through

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the self-checkout, okay, then the reason you have to is because you're pretty much forced

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to.

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Like I said, when I was really pissed off at him a couple of weeks ago or whatever, it's

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like 18 items or under, and I had like 20 and the lady gave me a dirty look because

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I was too over, but she was the only cashier that was open, unless you wanted to walk like

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a mile down to the other side where the other cashier is, okay?

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So, I was forced to go through self-checkout, all right?

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So after I was forced to go through self-checkout, I get interrogated with my receipt, and people

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are saying, wait a minute, wait a minute, you guys didn't train us, and you're going

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to come after me because I missed something, you're going to call me a liar or a thief?

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Fuck you guys.

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We're the ones that said you trust us to do this, so leave me the hell alone, right?

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Right.

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I agree with that.

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Look, they said, here's self-checkout machines, we trust you, okay?

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The average person isn't going to go in there and steal a bunch of stuff, that's just the

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way it is.

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Most people are like, you know what, I don't need any legal trouble, I don't need anything

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like that at all, so I'm going to pay, and also it's just not right to steal.

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Most people are like that, would you agree, Rob?

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Most, yes.

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Yeah.

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When I check in your receipt, when he checks your receipt, it makes you feel like a criminal,

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and then if people are walking by and he's like, hey, you didn't pay for this, everyone

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assumes you're a criminal, right?

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Right, right, right, but I have a way to solidify that.

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Go ahead.

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Okay.

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Target has a really good idea, and I spoke about it on yesterday's podcast, which hasn't

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been released yet, hopefully a little bit later tonight, but they're trying to catch

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the habitual ones, not the person that just messed up and didn't scan an item, thought

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they heard a beep, but they didn't or whatever, but they're having, coming up with an AI-complicated

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system to, you know, hey, wait a minute, that guy was in here two days ago, and he got off

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with 100 bucks of stuff.

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Two days in here, he's got $80 worth of stuff, and then he comes up in another three days,

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and he's got $50 worth of stuff he didn't pay for.

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That's what they're looking for, or that's what they're saying they're looking for.

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They're not looking for a gem down the road that just forgot to scan a fucking pack of

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baloney.

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Right.

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Okay, but the thing is, is like this though, and I agree on this, and then you go into

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your point right after this, Rob.

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I agree with this right here.

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Right.

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Okay.

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You get normal training.

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You get interrogated like you're a criminal.

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People walking by think you're a criminal.

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I think it's just the cost of doing business if you miss something, and they ought to eat

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it.

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Okay, thank you for doing our job for us.

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You missed something, it's yours.

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That's my thought on it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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They should go, all right, sir, I'm sorry you missed something.

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There should have been someone there telling you that you didn't scan it.

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You thought you did.

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You're not a criminal, but you just missed it.

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I'm very sorry, but we have to hit this again.

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Not the guy when you're leaving, all of a sudden walking you back, the walk of shame.

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Hey, he didn't pay for this.

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Oh yeah?

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That type of shit.

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So Rob, go ahead with your point.

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You have one.

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Okay, well, here's to those that do get detained because of that.

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Yeah.

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Look around you, don't feel ashamed.

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I mean, there's people around you that's doing it on purpose.

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You did it on accident, good deal.

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You know what, Rob, you might be right.

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Maybe that's just me that takes it.

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Don't feel ashamed.

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You're in Walmart.

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Look around you.

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I'm on.

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Yeah, good point, good point.

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You're not at Saks Fifth Avenue, you're in Walmart.

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No, no.

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I mean, don't take it personal.

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You're not in Bloomy Mills.

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I mean, this person at the door is just doing their job.

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You're not even at Mesa's.

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Okay, yeah.

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All right, well, I'm glad that they're getting rid of the self-checkout machines and I hope

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it's in trend.

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Well, this store is and hopefully it'll take effect and it looks like other stores, not

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just Walmart, but other stores are looking at getting rid of them too.

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Yeah, that's what the word is.

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Because of that.

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Because of that.

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Yeah, well, you know what, we'll see.

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And unhappy customers.

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Yes.

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We would rather have personal experiences.

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Yeah, and also the elderly, the boomers that are elderly, probably 70 something, a lot

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of them don't have a whole lot of human interaction.

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And I did that article a few months back about it's really hurting the elderly because they

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used to get to know their cashier.

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You know, they'd always go, hey, hey, there's Jenny over there.

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Oh, good, I'm going to go to her.

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I'm going to see how her granddaughter is because she had that operation.

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You know, and there's stuff like that.

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They actually have some really good moments with their cashiers.

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They get to know them very well.

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And they feel like they're part of family.

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And these people are lonely.

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So when they're going through the checkout, they want that dialogue.

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They want to talk to that person.

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They know that person and that person knows them.

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And so that's another point of getting back to.

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And like I said then on that article, some store is going to go, we don't do self checkout.

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No way, no how.

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Someone's going to talk to you.

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Someone's going to treat you with respect.

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And someone's going to ring you up every time.

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None of that other crap here.

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And I think flourish because of it.

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People will pay more.

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We don't have to put up with that.

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Wal-Mart, Roosbury, Missouri.

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Yep.

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Awesome.

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Great story, Rob.

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Well, should we take our break and then come back with our nipple tweak, flicking the nuts

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and the S-Cheek pie?

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I can't wait.

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All right.

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Me neither.

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I got some good ones.

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I want to wait for them to have two rounds just to tell you how.

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Oh, I had to throw people away too.

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Maybe we'll do it on the next podcast too.

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We'll see.

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Okay.

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I mean, I've got two people I had to come up with someone better or who I think is better.

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So all right, we'll be right back, guys.

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Have you ever wondered where something came about?

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Have you ever looked at something and said, hey, I wonder what the origin of that is?

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Well, so have we.

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That's why we gave you The Origin of.

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The Origins of Beignet.

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Beignet was first made in appearance in New Orleans in the 1700s when French Creole colonists

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settled the land.

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According to NewOrleans.com, also known as French Arcadians, they moved to the Bayou

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lands in Louisiana after they were forced from their homes in the Nova Scotia area by

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the British, reports Britannica.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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We can tell you what you can eat.

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Okay, it's post-apocalypse and you're walking down the barren wasteland that used to be

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a city.

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You find an old can of beans lying in the middle of the road, but you do not have a

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can opener.

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What you do then is you find a patch of concrete, you rub the top of the can for five minutes,

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then you go to the middle of the can and squeeze it and it should pop right open.

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Please enjoy Brick Shithouse Energy Drink responsibly.

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It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

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Brick Shithouse, a newborn ass radio kid.

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It's the next generation podcast.

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Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember

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to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

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It really hurts.

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Who can afford plastic surgery?

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Stay safe everyone.

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Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in.

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Hey, who took a dump in the cooler?

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Douchebags in a microphone.

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I am Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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All right, Rob, how about if we get to our said segment here, which we do every now and

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then and we're very fond of.

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Yeah, we love these.

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These are the best.

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I'm so fond of these.

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I get excited whenever I'm like, hey, you know, hey, we're going to do this.

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I get excited.

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I get tingly.

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All right.

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I can't wait.

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I can't wait to come up with my list.

484
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:43,720
Well, what I like about it is they're so real.

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00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:51,480
So you come up with them quick and come up with some crazy reasons why.

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Yes.

487
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Yes, I know.

488
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Okay, Rob.

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I came up with two within 10 minutes this morning.

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And you have to drop a couple of people off like me because you're like came up with so

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many names and you had to pick the best of the best.

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No, no, they're not dropped off.

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I got to save for our next round.

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I got two rounds.

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Me too.

496
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,880
I'm pretty sure these ones are going to be on the next round.

497
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:23,320
So anyhow, maybe we ought to do the Olympics of these guys, the nipple tweak and the flick

498
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:24,320
of my god.

499
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,320
You know what?

500
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,320
First things first.

501
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,320
We got to we got to keep going with our hair.

502
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,320
We got to do this one.

503
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

504
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,320
So, okay, go ahead.

505
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:36,320
I'm putting my hand over the other where it's written.

506
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:40,320
There you go.

507
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:45,680
Okay, my first one.

508
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,680
My Netflix.

509
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,320
Shaquille O'Neal.

510
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:55,960
Oh, and the thing is, is you wouldn't have to bow down.

511
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,840
All you'd have to do, you wouldn't have to bend over to nut flicking.

512
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:03,560
You just like be eye level and flicking.

513
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,560
He's so tall.

514
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:05,560
Right?

515
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:06,560
Well, here's my theory.

516
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,560
Okay.

517
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,560
He's so tall and I'm so damn short.

518
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:20,920
I can nut flicking run through his legs laughing my ass off and be gone.

519
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,640
Okay Rob, I can't argue that.

520
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,640
That's that.

521
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,640
That is actually.

522
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:30,640
Hey, hey, hey, with Shaquille O'Neal's personality, he might actually get a kick out of that.

523
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:31,640
Yeah, he might.

524
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,640
Oh, man.

525
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,680
If you watch these, yeah, he might get a kick out of it.

526
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,680
This guy flicking me in the balls.

527
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,680
Ha ha.

528
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,680
Yeah, that's true.

529
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,680
Yeah.

530
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:41,680
Yep.

531
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:48,680
And then I'd ask him for his Aristotle recipe to his big chicken.

532
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,160
Oh, that shit is good.

533
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,160
I have dreams about that.

534
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,080
The Aristotle sandwich from Shaq's big chicken.

535
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,680
Anyhow, go ahead.

536
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:03,640
Okay, my next one, my nipple yank.

537
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,640
Okay.

538
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,640
Fluffy, Gabriel Iglesias.

539
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:20,640
I just want to come out and put on, hit that stage, yank his nipples, run off.

540
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,480
I imagine that when you said that.

541
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:29,280
I imagine you run up there and go ee ee ee and then fucking take it off.

542
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:34,720
And I can see him like with the microphone.

543
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,720
And me being small and fat.

544
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:37,720
Yeah, you know, he'd be like.

545
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:41,720
It's going to come in specially handy on my next one.

546
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,720
Oh, okay.

547
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,720
All right.

548
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,720
Can't wait to hear this guy.

549
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,720
But yeah, Fluffy would be funny, man.

550
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:49,720
He would be.

551
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,720
Okay, next up.

552
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:51,720
We've been talking so much wrestling lately.

553
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:52,720
Do you remember Rikishi?

554
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,720
The king of the ass match.

555
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,720
He'd have somebody in a corner and just come on out.

556
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:55,720
Yeah, it's the Husos dad is who it is.

557
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,720
Oh, okay.

558
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,720
I didn't know.

559
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:58,720
Okay.

560
00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,720
Yeah.

561
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:00,720
Yeah, that's the Husos dad.

562
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,720
Yeah.

563
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:02,720
Yeah.

564
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:03,720
Yeah.

565
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:04,720
Yeah.

566
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:05,720
Yeah.

567
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,720
Yeah.

568
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,720
Yeah.

569
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,720
Yeah.

570
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,720
Yeah.

571
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:10,720
Yeah.

572
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:11,720
Yeah.

573
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:12,720
Yeah.

574
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,720
Yeah.

575
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:14,720
Yeah.

576
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,720
Yeah.

577
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:16,720
Yeah.

578
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:17,720
Yeah.

579
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,720
Yeah.

580
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,720
Yeah.

581
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,720
I remember seeing the Husos dad.

582
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,720
I had no idea, but wow, okay.

583
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,720
Yeah, he had that ass slam where he had somebody in the corner, slamming his ass in.

584
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:23,720
Yeah.

585
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,720
Well, here's what, here's the thought I had today.

586
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:25,720
Okay.

587
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:26,720
After he ass slams that person.

588
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:27,720
Uh-huh.

589
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:32,100
He gets up, he's dealing with the crowd, you know.

590
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,100
Uh-huh.

591
00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:41,600
I come up, sneak in the ring, and fight for keys.

592
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,600
Yeah.

593
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,600
Yeah.

594
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,600
Yeah.

595
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,600
Yeah.

596
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:46,600
Yeah.

597
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,600
Yeah.

598
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:52,880
and bite Rikishi right on his ass and get that hell out of him.

599
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,280
Very, very, very fast.

600
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,840
And there's no way that big fucker's catching you.

601
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:58,800
No way.

602
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,080
Well, that's what I'm saying.

603
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:00,960
I might make a quick...

604
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,320
Yeah, you just let it...

605
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,040
He's got a big boy get to his hands on me, I'm done.

606
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,640
Oh, that's the thing right there.

607
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,000
If you keep away from...

608
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:14,080
Or what would be funny, he might think the dude he just ass-smashed did it.

609
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,080
Oh, he may have, and then he's going to cream it even more.

610
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,080
So that's his stick-up bite, yeah.

611
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:23,200
When he's slamming the guy in the turnbuckle in the corner, right, with his ass.

612
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,320
You just reach up there and go...

613
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,200
He may not even feel it, Rob.

614
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,680
He may not.

615
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,120
Yeah, he may just be like,

616
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,080
man, I wish they'd fucking spray this place for mosquitoes.

617
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,840
But that would be funny if somebody stick up bite him on the ass after that.

618
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,680
You would be a legend, Rob.

619
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,720
They would hunt you down and they would do interviews with you and go...

620
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:53,200
And on tonight's show, it would be like Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon.

621
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,880
We have the ass-biter.

622
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:57,840
Oh, hell, I'd be saying hell no.

623
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,120
I don't know what the hell you'd talk about.

624
00:32:59,120 --> 00:32:59,680
That wasn't me.

625
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,760
No, no, that was not me.

626
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:05,440
You better talk to somebody else.

627
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,640
Yeah, like you'd be famous like what's his name, Bart.

628
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,960
The guy that caught the ball in Chicago for the Cubs.

629
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:13,600
Yeah.

630
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,120
And anyhow, he interfered.

631
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,240
So the guy took him.

632
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,840
I forgot, it was during the playoffs.

633
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,680
Steve Bartman, I think, was his name.

634
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,520
And he had got death threats and everything.

635
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,720
You remember that when it happened?

636
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,280
It's quite a while ago.

637
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,320
Yeah, I do.

638
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:29,440
In the 90s, maybe.

639
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,080
Yeah, Steve Bartman kind of had to go on the run.

640
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,600
But you would have the opposite.

641
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,040
People would be like hailing you.

642
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,720
And they'd be like, oh, yeah.

643
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,520
Hey, isn't that the ass-biter right there?

644
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,360
Yeah, it is. Hey, man, let's go talk to him.

645
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,960
Dude, what does ass feel like when you took a chunk out of it?

646
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,120
They'd be having their kids take pictures with you.

647
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,080
Hey, who's this?

648
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,120
Who's little junior with?

649
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,560
Oh, that's the ass-biter.

650
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,120
Oh, really?

651
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:56,640
That's the guy that bit his ass.

652
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:57,140
Wow.

653
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,800
Yeah, he's known for being on two douchebags and a microphone.

654
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,000
Yeah, they interviewed him.

655
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,640
As a matter of fact, he's the third douchebag now.

656
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:12,080
But they refused to change the name because they're idiots.

657
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,440
All right, well, we are going to go to mine, I guess, right?

658
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,000
Yeah, yeah, I can't wait.

659
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,920
All right, I'm flicking the nuts.

660
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,760
This guy's a performer.

661
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,760
And I'm like you.

662
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,120
I envision the same thing.

663
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,360
I run through the crowd.

664
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,440
I make my way through it.

665
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:30,240
I sneak up.

666
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,680
I jump up.

667
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:35,200
Right, an old fucking nutsicle.

668
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,240
And then I run off.

669
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:43,280
And the victim of this crime shall be weird Al Yankovic.

670
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:51,760
Wouldn't it be great just to flick his nut and just have him eat it?

671
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:52,260
Eat it.

672
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,720
Or whatever the hell he's singing.

673
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:55,680
I forgot the other songs.

674
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:56,800
He's got millions of them.

675
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,680
Yeah, yeah, and then see what he does.

676
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,680
Be like, ladies and gentlemen, man, I just had someone hit me in the balls.

677
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:05,280
Yeah, hey.

678
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,640
I can see him making sport of it and be a big thing.

679
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:16,400
And then it would be on TMZ and Entertainment Tonight.

680
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,760
Now the special, the nut flick on Weird Al.

681
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:27,200
And they show a slow motion of me running up there with my tongue out like Charlie Brown style.

682
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,160
They show me sneaking around.

683
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:35,760
They see me dive on the stage, crack his ball and take off.

684
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,000
That'd be great.

685
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,360
It'd be legendary.

686
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,200
Of course it'd be Charlie Brown style.

687
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,000
Yes, it would.

688
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,920
I'd have my tongue out and everything.

689
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,480
All right, next one.

690
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:54,720
The nipple tweak goes to his old saggy flabby boobs, Bob Seeger.

691
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,680
I go up there and I tweak his nipples.

692
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,240
I didn't try to tie him together because I hang so low.

693
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,800
Yeah, he gets a nipple tweak because he deserves it.

694
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,560
Working on the night.

695
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,480
Yeah, you imagine how saggy those things are.

696
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,360
Oh, I can imagine.

697
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:26,320
Oh, yeah, just wrinkles, a big bag of wrinkles with a fucking nipple on it.

698
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:31,120
All right, and then the ass cheek bite goes to someone you may know.

699
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:36,880
I don't know, Rob, because you did do things in this area and you may have met him.

700
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:37,440
I don't know.

701
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:41,040
Yakov Smirnov, he gets the ass cheek bite.

702
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,160
That would be funny.

703
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:46,960
Yes, it would.

704
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,520
Oh, for that stupid laughing.

705
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,560
If he was on stage, yeah, that would be hilarious.

706
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,960
Yeah, all of this is funny.

707
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:56,640
All of this is insane.

708
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,040
I know exactly who you're talking about.

709
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,880
Yeah, yeah, you'll laugh your yak off.

710
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,480
I've watched too many of his commercials.

711
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,320
I don't think he does a show anymore, but he has a theater in Branson.

712
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,440
I believe he still does.

713
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:10,720
I don't know.

714
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:17,200
And I think he's doing a thing or two in Springfield, I think.

715
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,080
Oh, is he?

716
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:18,720
Okay.

717
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:19,680
On occasion.

718
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:20,400
On occasion.

719
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,280
I'll give him in Springfield because I'm afraid to go to Branson.

720
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:25,040
He has too many friends there.

721
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,840
I'll go to Springfield and take a little nip out of his ass.

722
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,560
Anyhow, this is all playful.

723
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,400
This is not mean-spirited at all.

724
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:36,880
This is just...

725
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,000
Yeah, this is all fun.

726
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:38,960
This is all fun and games.

727
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,080
Yeah, fun and games.

728
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:46,480
We do this because we like the people, not because we want to be hurt them intentionally

729
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,160
or just be an asshole.

730
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,840
We legitimately like them.

731
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,040
Anyhow, all right, man.

732
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,240
We both have good words.

733
00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:55,440
Yeah, that's what we have ass paddling for, is the people we don't like.

734
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,920
The people we don't like, they get ass paddled, yes.

735
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:58,960
Yep.

736
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:03,760
These people get nipple yanks, ass cheek bites, and yeah.

737
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:04,480
Yep.

738
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,280
Yep.

739
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,080
They get...

740
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,840
Yeah, I mean, it's done and fun.

741
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,640
The ass paddling is not done and fun.

742
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,240
They really get their ass paddled, and the bare-ass paddling is brutal.

743
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:17,040
Yeah, they do.

744
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,640
We have a lot of fun.

745
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:23,920
We have Old Sparky, my principal in high school.

746
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,560
Yeah.

747
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,360
Yeah, you had an Old Sparky too with the holes in it?

748
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,840
Oh, yeah, well, if you remember, I got it right here.

749
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,280
Oh, yeah?

750
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,640
I got my old principals right here too.

751
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:37,760
That's what we do it with.

752
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,040
That's what we do it with.

753
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,480
I got Old Sparky, and what was your name of your paddle?

754
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,040
Were they all Old Sparky?

755
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,800
Genesis.

756
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,920
Oh, Genesis.

757
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,040
The beginning.

758
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:55,680
Yeah, because that motherfucker, yeah, it would send you out of space.

759
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,280
Oh, that's awesome.

760
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,440
If somebody's hurt, then...

761
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,160
No.

762
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:10,320
The paddle was named Old Sparky because they made it the equivalent to get it electrocuted,

763
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,000
you know, to death.

764
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,720
Oh, yeah?

765
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:13,280
Yeah.

766
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:18,560
So we called it Old Sparky kind of as a ha-ha, so, but anyhow, if you got Old Sparky...

767
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,720
Well, it's like we called it Genesis because that's how they knocked you into outer space.

768
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:24,880
That's awesome.

769
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:26,720
All right.

770
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:27,920
And it was in the 80s.

771
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,120
That's why they had the name Genesis because it was in the 80s.

772
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

773
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,360
An Old Sparky, I mean, I imagine there's probably still paddles.

774
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,040
No, they don't paddle anymore.

775
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:39,840
All right, forget it.

776
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,960
Yeah, you can't do it legally anymore.

777
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:43,360
No.

778
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,280
But we can because nobody can see us.

779
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:46,960
That's right.

780
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:51,840
That's why we were granted by the Genie one wish.

781
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,680
They don't do three wishes like we thought, and all we get is once a month,

782
00:39:55,680 --> 00:40:00,080
we get to turn invisible to paddle people's asses, and we love it.

783
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,880
So, anyhow, Rob, should we go to the hairy asshole Olympics?

784
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,040
You want to go into it now?

785
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,120
Yeah, why not?

786
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:11,840
All right.

787
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:12,160
All right.

788
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,120
Okay. All right.

789
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,160
You got them available?

790
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:14,960
You got them ready?

791
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,640
I'll get them right here in front of me.

792
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:19,680
All right, Rob.

793
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:23,360
Go ahead and pit these guys off against each other.

794
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,680
And I'll go ahead and explain it here real quick.

795
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:30,640
In case you haven't been listening to the program for very long and you don't know this,

796
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:35,920
we have the hairy asshole Olympics, which we're getting ready to go into.

797
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:45,040
Okay, the hairy asshole Olympics is simply our discussion and our theory

798
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,920
of who would have the most asshole hairs.

799
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,840
We break it down when we pit the two people against each other.

800
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,840
We come up with a clear cut winner.

801
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:58,560
Like sometimes an athlete that's really hairy, we go ahead and decline it

802
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,560
because they couldn't wear a jock strap with all the hair.

803
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:03,520
We determine that.

804
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:04,080
Right.

805
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,960
Yeah, so we're like, okay, that guy is a linebacker.

806
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,320
He can't have a hairy asshole because he'll get stuck in his jock strap.

807
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:11,760
So he's out.

808
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:16,240
Now that Jason Kelsey is not on the football team anymore,

809
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:18,720
he's probably the winner in a lot of ways.

810
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:21,120
Yeah, we could bring him back.

811
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,120
Oh my God, he could win this thing now.

812
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:26,240
Yeah, we took him out because we thought for sure he would have to.

813
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:29,040
Football season jock strap, yeah.

814
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:29,600
Yeah, yeah.

815
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,440
So he would have to trim at least if not do something else.

816
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,440
Now we got him.

817
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,880
Yeah, so now he doesn't care.

818
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:37,440
He's not playing.

819
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,560
He's retired.

820
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,960
So I bet his asshole game is strong.

821
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,200
So, okay, Rob, let's go ahead.

822
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,760
Well, he's still growing it back.

823
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,400
So he'll be ready to go next round.

824
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,600
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.

825
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,400
Yeah, it takes a little bit to grow back, but I'm confident.

826
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:54,720
Yeah.

827
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:58,480
He will have a full asshole of hairs by the next time we get to him.

828
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:03,040
So, okay, tonight is season four, episode three.

829
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,320
I don't know, episode four, season four, episode four.

830
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,120
Yeah.

831
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:12,000
Tonight we are finalizing this thing.

832
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,960
Okay, sounds good to me.

833
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,760
We're going to have a one on one.

834
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,280
Okay.

835
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:27,120
And the winner of that one takes on another one that moves on to season three.

836
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,480
Another one that moves on to a three man battle royal.

837
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:31,760
Okay.

838
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,160
You've been wanting to battle a royal, let's have one.

839
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:37,440
Yes, yes, I have.

840
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:50,000
Okay, first up, Isaac Galifianakis versus your saved Chris Stapleton.

841
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,320
Wow.

842
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,840
Okay.

843
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:05,120
Zack is not in very many movies anymore, so he probably lets that stuff just go crazy

844
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,280
because he's not on a hot movie set.

845
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:12,720
Chris Stapleton probably gets very hot up there performing.

846
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:17,840
I don't know.

847
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,600
What do you think?

848
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:24,480
I'm kind of going towards.

849
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,200
Honestly, Chris is a good old boy.

850
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,200
He's used to suffering with it.

851
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,720
I don't think he's yet, no.

852
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,800
He's dealing with it.

853
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,440
I've got to give this to your man, Chris Stapleton.

854
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:37,920
All right.

855
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:38,880
You know what?

856
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,240
It's really close on me.

857
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:40,880
I do.

858
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:41,440
I do.

859
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,000
Okay.

860
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,520
He's a hairy dude.

861
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,240
He is.

862
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:44,960
Oh my God.

863
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:45,200
Yeah.

864
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,800
And he's got long hair too.

865
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,920
Yeah. You know what? You're right.

866
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:48,160
Yeah.

867
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:48,400
Okay.

868
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:48,880
Yeah.

869
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,960
All right. Chris Stapleton wins that.

870
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:57,840
Okay. Now, Chris Stapleton

871
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,600
is up against Bullwinkle.

872
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,120
Oh, wow.

873
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:14,000
Okay. Bullwinkle is a moose, right?

874
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:15,680
Right.

875
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,240
Okay. Let me go to Google images.

876
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:21,280
Let me look at a moose and I'll tell you who my winner is.

877
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,280
Okay. All right.

878
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,960
Personally, I don't think that mooses don't white.

879
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,040
Yeah, that's true.

880
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,600
So it would be all fucking stuck up in there.

881
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,560
Jingleberries everywhere.

882
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,560
I am now looking at a image of a moose.

883
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,760
You're looking at a moose.

884
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:43,920
Okay.

885
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,000
Okay. Let's see here.

886
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:48,880
Man, they don't show their assholes though.

887
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:49,200
Fuckers.

888
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:52,480
Damn it.

889
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,120
You can never get a moose's asshole when you need one.

890
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:03,520
I can't come up with anything clear cut because there's no moose's asshole.

891
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,560
All these hundreds of images, not one moose's ass.

892
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,600
Chris Stapleton is human.

893
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,280
He uses toilet paper, dude.

894
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,680
Okay. We're going to go with Bullwinkle.

895
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,480
Bullwinkle, sorry.

896
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,880
I have no way of disproving it at all.

897
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:23,840
Okay. Well, that leads us into our final battle.

898
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:24,240
Okay.

899
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:26,800
It's going to get even more interesting.

900
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,440
300 images and not one moose's asshole, Rob.

901
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:33,760
So anyhow.

902
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:36,880
I mean-

903
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,880
If we need to act, then Bullwinkle moves on to our final round.

904
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,360
You know what?

905
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:47,840
You know how radio shows take little bits and cut them out.

906
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,560
I needed to mark that.

907
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,560
300 images and not one moose's asshole.

908
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,360
That would be a great thing to just put in everywhere.

909
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,000
Okay. Anyhow, go ahead.

910
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,160
Let's make that go viral.

911
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,920
Isn't that the Nutflick guy too?

912
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:12,160
Yeah, I think it is. All right.

913
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,920
Oh my God, dude. All right.

914
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:22,720
So we go on to this year's finale.

915
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:24,880
This season's finale.

916
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:28,720
We already know we have Bullwinkle.

917
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:35,680
We also have Duluth the Trading Guy.

918
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:39,600
Now that's a tough one.

919
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:43,280
Yeah. Now I'm really sold on the Duluth Trading Guy.

920
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:47,840
That guy is hairy as fuck and he has to wear special briefs

921
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,640
because of it.

922
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,520
And they talk about it on the ad.

923
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,960
So that guy's got to have one hell of an asshole game going on.

924
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:02,880
Asshole hair game. So and that guy, he's a lumberjack looking guy.

925
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,800
I don't think he bothers to wipe, do you?

926
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:06,980
No.

927
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,720
No, he just lets it fucking dry and flake off, I think.

928
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,640
So I don't know, man. It's tough.

929
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,720
Rob, you got an edge towards either one?

930
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:22,160
No, at this point, because I'm still looking at your other one.

931
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,240
We have one more to enter this competition.

932
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:25,760
Oh yeah. You know what?

933
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:26,400
Yeah, I'm looking at that.

934
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,280
Let's go ahead and go.

935
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,600
I'm looking at the main picture. I'm like, oh my God, dude.

936
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,320
Let's go ahead and go with Bullwinkle then.

937
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,280
And then we'll put my guy against your guy.

938
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:40,560
And just because it's so close and we can't really prove or disprove anything.

939
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,680
So let's just go ahead and send Bullwinkle on.

940
00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:45,840
And now remember, we can.

941
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,560
No, no, no, no. This is a three-man battle royale.

942
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:49,760
Oh, that's right. Hang on.

943
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,120
For the championship.

944
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,640
That's right. I forgot we're that far.

945
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,140
Okay.

946
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:54,960
Yeah, yeah.

947
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,560
Go ahead and enter him, sir.

948
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,960
We have Duluth versus Bullwinkle versus one more.

949
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:04,240
Your Sasquatch.

950
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:06,640
I got to give it to Sasquatch.

951
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:09,680
We know he's got a hairy asshole.

952
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,320
And I don't think he wipes very well.

953
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,320
I don't know if he even wipes.

954
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:22,320
And he also gets into garbage, which would make him probably give him the runs.

955
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:28,000
So he would have drippy diarrhea stuck to his asshole hairs at any given time.

956
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
So I got to give it to Sasquatch.

957
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:34,080
Okay, can I ask you something?

958
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:34,720
Yes.

959
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:36,720
Oh, I feel like Duluth's out of this one.

960
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,400
He is. He is.

961
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:38,900
Okay.

962
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,680
Here's my question.

963
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:44,820
Okay.

964
00:48:44,820 --> 00:48:51,620
Is there a possible chance Sasquatch would pick up a leaf and wipe?

965
00:48:53,460 --> 00:48:54,180
I don't know.

966
00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:57,700
Is supposedly parhuman or whatever?

967
00:48:57,700 --> 00:48:59,540
I guess he could. I guess he could.

968
00:48:59,540 --> 00:49:03,700
Do you think he might pick up a leaf and wipe?

969
00:49:04,420 --> 00:49:04,920
He might.

970
00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,620
Do we have any evidence?

971
00:49:07,620 --> 00:49:09,540
You know Bullwinkle ain't going to.

972
00:49:09,540 --> 00:49:10,040
No.

973
00:49:12,820 --> 00:49:13,320
Hey.

974
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:14,280
Yeah?

975
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,560
Do you want to send this one to Tulsa?

976
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:18,060
Yes.

977
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:19,740
Yes.

978
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,720
That's it right there.

979
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:22,760
Because each one.

980
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:24,920
Bullwinkle or Sasquatch?

981
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:25,420
You see.

982
00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:27,800
He has to lift the door battles here.

983
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:33,320
You see what I see is, is Sasquatch is kind of like he grabs whatever food he can, right?

984
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:34,440
Yeah.

985
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,000
Okay.

986
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,920
So I see him getting into camper's garbage that's been laying around, right?

987
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,280
Which would give him the runs.

988
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:44,440
And I'm thinking the runs and he can't really do anything about the runs.

989
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,880
I mean you know he'll try to wipe but he'll just smear everywhere.

990
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,080
So that's my thought on that.

991
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,360
We will send it to Topher.

992
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:54,920
Oh so that would make it nastier because he wouldn't get it all off.

993
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:55,960
Yeah that's my thought.

994
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,600
So let's send it to Topher.

995
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:03,400
I'm not going to mention anything about what we discussed and he can figure it out on his own.

996
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,880
He knows how to break down you know he knows how to break down problems such as this.

997
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,080
And he will get back with it.

998
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,600
And he will get back with this.

999
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,040
All right you got it man.

1000
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:12,600
Spit shake?

1001
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:18,040
I'm thinking I'm adding towards you but yeah let's let Topher.

1002
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:18,680
Let's get Topher.

1003
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,360
Let's figure it out okay.

1004
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:21,000
Spit shake?

1005
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,640
All right there we go.

1006
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,760
All right that being said let's take our second break and come back with more fun stuff.

1007
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:33,240
Sounds like fun.

1008
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:38,520
And now a brand new feature strange insults from an alien.

1009
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:46,520
May your mother come to talk to you and then leave your door slightly ajar

1010
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,440
so that you may have to get up and close it.

1011
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,360
Hey look I think we found land.

1012
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,640
Oh my god I think we're safe.

1013
00:50:55,640 --> 00:51:02,280
Oh no it's the island of horrible jokes.

1014
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:11,240
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth then it's a soap opera.

1015
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,600
Next up things overheard in hell.

1016
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,240
Well that new handsome CD is just a laptop.

1017
00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:24,920
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

1018
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,120
You look so familiar.

1019
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,560
Didn't we have a class together?

1020
00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:33,640
I could have swore we had chemistry.

1021
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:44,920
And now deep thoughts with Mark.

1022
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:50,520
Is a pop tart a ravioli or is it a sandwich?

1023
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:52,520
I may never know.

1024
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:13,320
Somewhere in the heavens your great Grammy Gertrude is a

1025
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:19,000
crying because her little b-boy was listening to this film.

1026
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:22,440
Oh shit what's that over there?

1027
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:26,440
Oh no it's the island of horrible jokes.

1028
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:34,600
A wooden shoe in my toilet.

1029
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:42,200
I guess it was clogged.

1030
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:50,040
Two douchebags in a microphone raw and uncensored.

1031
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,800
See behind the smoke show.

1032
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:55,240
Watch as the douchebags get stung by its awful bees.

1033
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:58,760
Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out.

1034
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:04,040
Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the mad shitter accusations.

1035
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:09,400
Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar.

1036
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,880
Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you.

1037
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,360
Supplies are limited so act now.

1038
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:19,800
Once again it's time for ramblings of a madman.

1039
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:32,200
I believe Congress needs to synchronize cat dance for 20 minutes before each session.

1040
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:35,000
Next that needs to happen.

1041
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,080
Two douchebags and a microphone.

1042
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:52,200
Next time you take a dump listen to two douchebags and a microphone.

1043
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:56,120
It's been proven in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal.

1044
00:53:56,120 --> 00:54:06,360
Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room wait five minutes and scream hey there's no toilet paper in here.

1045
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:22,280
Two douchebags and a microphone you did not get rid of us on Mark.

1046
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:26,600
And I am unfortunately Rob.

1047
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:35,160
I've got a story here I'm trying to figure out which one I want to do I've got an older story.

1048
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,520
Oh yeah I got so many I'm like oh my god which one.

1049
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,200
I think I know which one I'm gonna go with.

1050
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,600
I think I know which one I'm gonna go with too.

1051
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:49,320
I have alternative insults but I mean I think maybe we should say that till the next uh

1052
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:52,440
the next podcast we already had the hairy asshole Olympics.

1053
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:55,480
Well we already had the nipple tweak and the ass cheek bite.

1054
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:58,520
Yeah yeah we got yeah we got a little vulgar.

1055
00:54:58,520 --> 00:55:05,480
Yeah so keeping in the tradition of what the show has been an Overland man which is a um

1056
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:10,920
a suburb of St. Louis not Overland Park the Overland I know you know it Rob so.

1057
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:12,920
Yeah yeah I know what it's like.

1058
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:18,920
An Overland man is currently in the St. Louis County Jail accused of stealing more than $1,500 worth of money.

1059
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:26,120
Worth of vibrators from the Hustler Hollywood store in Berkeley or Berkeley.

1060
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:26,840
Oh my god.

1061
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:28,760
So police.

1062
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:31,400
I think you have top story tonight.

1063
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,720
Yes Berkeley is that on the Illinois side.

1064
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,880
Uh I don't know.

1065
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,200
Berkeley only with an extra E-L in it.

1066
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:47,160
I would say it's Berkeley but I don't know for sure.

1067
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:54,760
Um I don't recall it being on the Missouri side at all but I don't know you know there could be some township in there.

1068
00:55:54,760 --> 00:56:01,240
Or maybe this is it doesn't really clarify Berkeley so anyhow police say.

1069
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:03,720
Okay there is a Berkeley Illinois.

1070
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:06,600
Okay then that's good.

1071
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:10,280
I'm trying to pull up the map to find out where it's at.

1072
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,080
Okay.

1073
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:22,600
Okay um well anyhow while you're doing that police say that Christopher Booth 34 entered the store one Wednesday evening last month.

1074
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:30,600
And took eight high end vibrators from the shelves and shoved them in a white trash bag before fleeing.

1075
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:39,240
Booth allegedly stole vibrators made by Swedish sex toy company Lilo that retail for a little less than $200 each.

1076
00:56:39,240 --> 00:56:42,520
And did you come up with a conclusion on Berkeley?

1077
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:50,040
Uh well this Berkeley Illinois is outside Chicago.

1078
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,760
Oh then well I don't know.

1079
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,080
That's probably not the right one.

1080
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:55,800
Yeah he's.

1081
00:56:56,440 --> 00:57:00,680
Let me do another search see if I can come up with a Berkeley Missouri.

1082
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:09,400
Okay let me see here.

1083
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,600
Oh I know yeah we do have a Berkeley Missouri.

1084
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,000
Okay then that's what is it over there.

1085
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:20,520
St. Louis County yes you're correct St. Louis County.

1086
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:23,720
Okay and it is pronounced Berkeley actually.

1087
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:28,200
Yeah B-E-R-E-K-E-L-Y.

1088
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,040
Yeah I don't know how I got Berkeley.

1089
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,240
Uh anyhow it's Berkeley.

1090
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:34,040
Uh okay Berkeley Missouri I guess.

1091
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:45,480
So um anyhow well he's looking uh he's looking to try to clear his name which I don't think he's going to in the court of law.

1092
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:48,600
Rob we turn to you for the next story.

1093
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,400
Uh where was I going to go here?

1094
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:55,400
Oh.

1095
00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,800
You know how you learn something every day.

1096
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,200
I had no idea.

1097
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:05,320
Exactly and you're kind of blowing me away that's why I'm kind of lost tonight.

1098
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:05,960
Oh sorry.

1099
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:09,720
I keep coming up with all this new stuff like wow really.

1100
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,720
Um I get creative first.

1101
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:16,840
I had no idea ever that Berkeley was spelled like that with the extra E-L.

1102
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:18,360
You see I.

1103
00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:18,760
Yeah me either.

1104
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:26,440
That's not how I would have spelled it so yeah and I guess there's no reason for me to know that so I don't feel too bad about not knowing that.

1105
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:28,280
So anyhow.

1106
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:36,280
Okay yeah I got a story here and yeah I'm going totally different here.

1107
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:36,780
Okay.

1108
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:53,400
Uh Missouri legislation would require anyone performing repairs or maintenance on a vehicle to verify that the vehicle has current registration prior to engaging in the work.

1109
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:56,040
Wow.

1110
00:58:56,040 --> 00:59:09,400
The the bill HB 1507 would require repairs to refuse work on the vehicle if registration is not current.

1111
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:12,200
No shit.

1112
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:18,680
Yeah let me finish this and I want to get your opinion on it.

1113
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:19,480
Okay go ahead.

1114
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:28,840
Uh a business could be fined up to three hundred dollars for failure to comply with the law if the bill is passed.

1115
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:40,600
The bill is refiled in the house by representative Gretchen Bangert Democrat District 70 whatever.

1116
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:52,360
Bangert said shops she spoke to didn't want to be associated with crime.

1117
00:59:52,360 --> 01:00:11,880
Uh-huh and our name owner of Columbia Auto Repair in South City told KY3 about 10 percent of its customers have expired tags.

1118
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:18,760
He told the TV station he's worried it would impact drivers already struggling to pay the bills.

1119
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:19,400
Yeah.

1120
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:22,380
Yeah.

1121
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:27,080
Oh whatever you.

1122
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:32,280
You can take this anywhere I just know where I want to take it.

1123
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:42,280
Okay I think it is highly unfair because people sometimes they don't have the money to get current

1124
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:46,600
registration and how do they get the money by going to work.

1125
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:51,080
How are they going to go to work if their car is broken and can't be fixed.

1126
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:55,960
I think it's a bullshit law and I think it's against people's civil rights honestly.

1127
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,080
Yeah I agree with that.

1128
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:01,580
Yeah.

1129
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:04,440
Yeah I think that's.

1130
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:11,160
What about those people that just buy vehicles that want to put them in the shop

1131
01:01:11,880 --> 01:01:16,280
to get a bit so they can restaurant legalize it.

1132
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:21,560
Absolutely there's so many different facets you just brought up a great point I didn't think of.

1133
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:27,240
People do buy broke down vehicles and they can't get them registered until the work is done on them.

1134
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:34,200
And me I'm thinking of some of the poor people that I know and how they just go they just edge

1135
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:40,600
by everything just barely they find a way to make it you know and look anyone could say hey you had

1136
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:47,400
too many kids for your own bank account or something things happen things happen it's not

1137
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:54,280
just people that were irresponsible no things happen to good people all the time medical bills

1138
01:01:54,280 --> 01:02:00,920
whatever house burns down insurance wouldn't pay for it stuff like that happens all the damn time.

1139
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:08,040
So the thing is is to nice to deny someone to fix their vehicle and give them the ability to feed

1140
01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:16,680
their family is criminal to me it is immoral and it should never happen and I hope they rethink

1141
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:22,520
this law because this law won't help anything it's going to hurt a lot of things so.

1142
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:30,360
Yeah it honestly I mean you know you have some shop saying yeah we don't want to work on these

1143
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:34,680
things but they have been well guess what they've been paying your damn bills dude.

1144
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:38,920
Yeah yeah oh and shops too. And now you want to give them up.

1145
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:44,440
And shops also. Give them up a paycheck. What's going to happen is is people aren't going to be

1146
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:49,880
taking their cars to the dealers anymore anything they're going to take it to Tony's garage over on

1147
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:55,640
the corner because Tony's garage. Yeah it's going to be corner garages because the big garages

1148
01:02:56,680 --> 01:03:02,760
well actually if this goes through even Tony down the corner is going to have to watch it.

1149
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:06,840
Well he's got to be careful it's just like the wink wink nudge nudge inspections.

1150
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:11,000
Right right. Yeah it's got to be the same thing because I do know someone

1151
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:16,680
that had their license taken away. No this ain't just for inspection this is just to work on the car.

1152
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:22,440
Oh no what I'm saying is you know how people kind of get a inspection you know kind of.

1153
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:31,320
Well I know a guy that had his license taken away because he did inspections that were you know that

1154
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:35,800
he didn't check everything he's supposed to. So they do check on that I don't know if someone

1155
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:41,080
turned him in or whatever but they do check on that. So they would probably check on vehicles

1156
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:46,360
being registered they probably have like goon hounds coming in somewhere going hey let's see

1157
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,800
every car you work in let's see the registration let's see a copy of it.

1158
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:57,320
And what about cars that have liens on them you're paying Wells Fargo or something what about that?

1159
01:03:57,320 --> 01:04:06,360
Yeah but you could still go get them tagged. Yeah that's true okay all right I over thought it.

1160
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:11,880
That's what they're worried about is the ones that aren't even registered with the state.

1161
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:20,680
Okay. But like I said you got the people that were just buying cars that need work done to them

1162
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:27,240
before they can be legalized. Yeah yeah in other words the state wants you to register

1163
01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:35,640
to spend money to register them before you even get them running. Yeah we are both on the same page

1164
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:42,200
for a variation of reasons we have a whole pile of reasons why this is not good at all. We both

1165
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:49,960
disagree with this bill. Yeah I hope it doesn't go through and I hope some of the people that are the

1166
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:59,400
community heads the community organizers the uh oh what do they call them um the people that go

1167
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:07,080
there and uh oh shit I forgot the name of them anyhow they go there and either support or not

1168
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:15,080
support for um lobbyists. You know they need to send some lobbyists over there to get after this

1169
01:05:15,080 --> 01:05:21,960
bill and bring awareness to it too because I guarantee you I would think 90 at least 90 percent

1170
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:28,840
of people would disagree with this law and not just kinda but by a lot so they need to have some

1171
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:33,720
lobbyists bring some attention to this probably and other than that I have no use for lobbyists.

1172
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:41,240
So yeah all right all right Rob I got a couple of questions for you okay they're off the wall

1173
01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:48,920
but I'm gonna answer oh they're off the wall I might have an answer we'll see how I am. Okay um

1174
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:53,560
my first one is is this and we're gonna do this periodically this is kind of like Mark's thoughts

1175
01:05:53,560 --> 01:06:00,040
or something this is the very beginning of Mark's weird thoughts okay and this is shit that's in my

1176
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:06,040
mind that I think of and I'm just gonna start throwing them to Rob and see what Rob thinks of

1177
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:10,760
them and they're not gonna be promos they're gonna be live on here yeah yeah they're just like this

1178
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:17,320
I'm asking I'm asking because this is the first I've heard of this okay yeah I wanted to throw it on

1179
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:23,000
you like that sorry okay if Rob's sitting there doing the RCA Victor look then I guess I failed

1180
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:31,080
but if Rob goes oh my god I never thought of that then I guess I won so okay my number one

1181
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:38,680
you remember Crisco in a can yeah okay it was whipped white remember it's like real fluffy

1182
01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:44,600
looking yeah okay do you ever look at that and think that looked like it was delicious

1183
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,920
I did I thought it looked like whipped cream

1184
01:06:50,920 --> 01:07:02,920
Rob at a younger age yeah yeah you did didn't you yes did you ever take your finger especially when

1185
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:09,880
they you're talking about like the one big the one pound cans yeah the one pound cans they used to

1186
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:16,840
sell and they were just pretty white fluffy on yeah it looked delicious now do you remember

1187
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:23,800
I was but I was an early teenager just remember oh man I was in grade school I was in little bitty

1188
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:31,080
short pants okay yeah I mean yeah even back yeah we're talking 70s and it they used to have it

1189
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:37,880
around the 80s oh in my well they still have it actually you can find it yeah they still had the

1190
01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:44,760
big round cans yeah but it was really popular it was really popular back then every every damn

1191
01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:49,560
house had a can of that and they fried their chicken with it on Sunday or they you know

1192
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:55,160
whatever they did they fried with it okay and then it kind of fell out of favor because of the fat

1193
01:07:55,160 --> 01:08:00,920
content and all that stuff and and you know and then it went to a hydrogenated oil that was

1194
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:07,720
supposed to be better for you but was not um okay did you ever take your finger and just wipe some

1195
01:08:07,720 --> 01:08:17,160
of that and try to taste it and it was horrible honestly I probably did me too me too

1196
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:25,800
second one that's why I said probably because it's probably a memory I don't want to remember

1197
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:31,720
but I yeah you're talking about I guarantee you I did it I just barely remember and it was like

1198
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:37,880
really close to the time that I touched a hot stove the hot coils you know my mom told me not

1199
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:43,240
to touch hot coil yeah yeah I would have been about that and I think somewhere in that time frame

1200
01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:49,160
about that age is when I went over to crisco and my mom told me don't touch it it's uh it's horrible

1201
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:55,240
and I went over there and took a lick anyhow and I was very sorry that I did and of course my mom

1202
01:08:55,240 --> 01:09:03,320
didn't need to punish me because I punished myself so um okay all right we got that established so

1203
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:12,200
the next one I have is okay all the all the times when you know growing up from a teenager or maybe

1204
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:19,000
even grade school okay all the people you thought that were going to die before other people right

1205
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:24,760
and you kind of have a little system in your head oh man he said me something he's going to die soon

1206
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:29,720
and then a young person gets cancer or car wreck or something and they die before them right

1207
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:36,440
okay and it leaves you scratching your head and then at the end of the day like right now you

1208
01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:42,120
could go back and do a tally and it's about 50 50 between old people and young people and things

1209
01:09:42,120 --> 01:09:46,520
that could happen to them like old people like they're just old and their body gives out their

1210
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:53,720
heart gives out their organ failure whatever and then young people um uh like uh I knew a guy that

1211
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:59,240
got ran over by a truck you know because he was stranded on the highway I never thought he was

1212
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:04,440
going to die like that and I never thought he was going to die that soon um I remember a couple of

1213
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:11,320
kids that I went to school with were having a little graduation ceremony and had a little bit

1214
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:17,560
too many of this and that in their system crossed 71 highway and hit a truck head-on and he probably

1215
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:25,800
remember that it was uh it was right before the y highway exit in belton on 71 or 49 it wasn't 49

1216
01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:33,000
back there there's been many accidents you know what you're there's been many accidents yeah that's

1217
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:39,160
right I can't count the accidents around that area back then there were two teenagers that I didn't

1218
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:43,800
think were going to die for a long time never even put them on the register and I was counting like

1219
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:48,120
the old people around there the ones that I really loved you know talking to them like man they're

1220
01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:53,240
probably gonna be gone soon and then at the end of the day they outlived the younger ones by 20

1221
01:10:53,240 --> 01:11:00,600
some years okay all right so what I'm saying on this bin set is does heaven have lottery balls up

1222
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:07,240
there does god have lottery balls he's just like okay let me go ahead and throw this one out

1223
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:16,360
oh boy little Billy's gonna get it man struck by lightning okay all right take Billy's ball out of

1224
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:24,920
there all right he's got to die that's it I see where you're going with this yeah the only thing

1225
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:31,640
I can think of is is it's lottery balls and I'm not making fun of God this is not blasphemy I

1226
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:39,320
believe in God wholeheartedly Jesus you know but it doesn't it seem like they have lottery balls

1227
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:45,400
and they just throw them down and it's not what happens but it this is just my weird imagination

1228
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:51,400
going to work on me right so I imagine they're lottery balls and like little Billy gets it

1229
01:11:51,400 --> 01:12:06,200
because his number came up your thoughts okay all right in the supposedly supposedly in the Bible

1230
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:13,560
everybody's story is written okay so there would not be you're right you're right so when you're

1231
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:18,040
born they already know when you're going to die you're right it does say that okay so there would

1232
01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:24,040
not be lottery that's why I'm going to kind of agree with you on the lottery ball theory here

1233
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:31,080
I really am oh okay so you think it's done when you're born the lottery ball yeah yeah I mean

1234
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:38,920
supposedly in the Bible we don't we don't like going on religion and politics but we're going

1235
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:43,160
to touch on this a little bit this is my weird thought segment and get used to it there's going

1236
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:48,120
to be stuff like this all the time yeah well this is going to help me explain your weird thought here

1237
01:12:49,000 --> 01:13:01,640
okay please do please do it does say that you know so I could see where you're coming with that

1238
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:07,080
so yeah everybody's story's written yeah so yeah at this point we're kind of like

1239
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:14,520
water balls because we all know the story rob thank you you just broke it down and

1240
01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:23,880
that's what I come up with too that's lottery ball that's the things we do yeah you know I mean at

1241
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:27,560
the end of the day like maybe you go to heaven you're like oh my god I'm glad you got me off

1242
01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:35,320
that earth so soon thank you so yeah you know what that's okay thank you rob all right now

1243
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:41,080
well we are well over an hour the question is do we want to keep going or you got to work in the

1244
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:48,280
morning don't you yeah I gotta go back tomorrow for another four days at least all right well no

1245
01:13:48,280 --> 01:13:55,480
later in the week whether we go back five but it's nothing we're gonna be at four okay you know what

1246
01:13:55,480 --> 01:14:01,880
rob I you know it might be a blessing in disguise you can get your own gig going you know don't get

1247
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:13,720
a chainsaw this is storm season actually uh I'm trying working on something else see we talked

1248
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:20,360
about that before we went on there necessity is the mother of adventure it has not doing money

1249
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:28,760
oh okay okay well anyhow what I'm saying is it's a personal issue that I'm taking it's a good one

1250
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:36,280
if it doesn't be a good one okay good good if it works out we'll see well I hope it does

1251
01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:45,800
I do too okay all right well that being said I guess we're going to go put a bow on this and

1252
01:14:45,800 --> 01:14:53,560
like neatly stack it in the corner does that sound good sounds good besides my phone's about to die

1253
01:14:53,560 --> 01:15:01,800
so hi grandma opal hi jimmy hi grandma hi jimmy love you guys dodge city kansas woo woo matt dillon

1254
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:06,680
all right man thank you assholes have a good night

1255
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:10,040
I know you never woo them

1256
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:18,440
rob have a good night thank you assholes good night assholes

1257
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:24,440
oh no looks like the show's over kids mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless

1258
01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:52,440
mic fear not assholes they'll be back invading your ear holes soon