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My name is Mark.
And I'm Rob.
Alright. Okay Rob, how are you doing tonight?
I'm doing good. I'm actually feeling pretty good lately.
That's good. That's good to hear. I've been feeling pretty good too.
I'm eating better, I'm sleeping better, so I'm feeling better.
Yeah, that makes a huge difference, doesn't it?
Yeah, it does.
Yeah.
I'm feeling better. I dropped a couple of pounds. I can feel it. I need to drop some
more, but when I do, I mean, whenever I drop weight, I feel so much better. And I just
need to keep doing it, keep at it like I have been. Now tonight, we, tonight was the best
night for dieting. Me, Topher, his lovely wife Cindy, and my wife Val all went to Jess
and Jim's steakhouse.
Oh, right on.
Yeah, so that didn't help anything very much. You know, a big steak and a big baked potato
and garlic toast and beets and salad and, you know, the whole night.
Yeah, didn't that bring back so many memories?
It always does. I mean, I could go to any steakhouse.
I can't wait to go, man, and actually sit down in the dining room.
Yeah. I could go to any steakhouse I wanted around Kansas City if I wanted to, but I want
to go there because one, they have a good product, and two, I just love the nostalgia
there. All the stuff that happened, all the crazy stuff, all the fun stuff, all the not
so fun stuff. Yeah. By the way, I checked on Jim, and you're right, he has passed quite
a while ago. I had no idea. I looked it up. You know how you can look it up on the internet.
Right, right.
Yeah. So you were correct on that, Rob, and it's sad, but you know what? I mean, he had
a decent life for as big as he was. He did live quite a while, so you know.
Well, I knew him outside of work, too.
Yeah.
You know, his youngest brother was a year older than me in school.
Oh, okay.
You know, so I knew that they lived right there on Y Highway.
That's cool.
You know that curve there on Y Highway?
Yeah, yeah, the supposedly dead man's curve.
No, no, no, no. This is in town.
Oh, in town. Oh, okay.
Yeah, just down from the park.
Okay, I know.
Going around.
You're talking about on Y Highway going out of Belton, but it's still in Belton.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that curve, okay.
Their house used to be right there on the left.
Oh, is it the one that used to have cars?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one that used to have cars fly through it because people
were trashed and they missed the curve.
No, actually, their house was on the other side of the road.
Oh, it wasn't the Target House. Okay, the Target House is the one that everybody...
No, they were saying DeStory House on the other side of that curve.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah.
And then...
And I grew up right down the road.
Okay, okay. And I thought you were talking about the supposed dead man's curve. Remember
that old fable that said that...
Oh, dude, I know. I flew around that many, many, many times.
You can lose it very easily around that. It's a very sharp curve on White Highway accompanying
a very steep hill. And the word was back in the day, and this isn't true because I looked
it up and asked some of the old timers, but it was an old fable that there was like a
pack of teenagers in a car. They were like, I don't know, anywhere from 17 to maybe 20.
And they were all smashed. They're drinking bottles of beer. And they missed that curve
smashed into the wall there and rolled down the hill. And when they found the kids, they
all had beer bottles lodged in their throats. Remember that fable?
That's the story. I grew up hearing it.
Everybody heard that, but it wasn't true. But it was fun to like, people go, wow, no
shit. They actually had beer bottles in their throats. And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know. I know a guy that saw it. He was a paramedic that worked that scene. He said
it was horrible. And it grows from there. Everybody throws in their two cents and all
that. But that was not true, Rob. But it's a hell of a story to tell somebody, isn't
it?
Yeah.
Yeah. So anyhow, I got a little story here that's pretty funny. A United Airlines flight
bound for, here we go again, my verbal, I don't know, my verbal, whatever the hell it
is. Anyhow, a United Airlines flight bound for Seattle had to divert to Dallas on Friday
because of a literal shit storm. Now the article didn't say shit storm. They have a S dash
T storm. So I'm going to go ahead and say that's shit storm, right?
Yeah.
Okay. A Redditor blamed dog poop for the diversion on his flight from Houston, attached a stinky
photo of his messy fecal matter on a social platform. United Airlines later confirmed
the incident to Business Insider. Dog had messy accident in the aisle right in first
class. Even better. Plane diverted to DFW. Ground crew spent over two hours cleaning
carpets with paper towels, the Redditor recalled on a Sunday post. Snow made me ill. Gate agents
keep yelling at passengers and the cabin crew. The smell never quite went away. First class
toilet declared unusable as the dog mess was apparently unresolved in there. Oh, so they
tried to flush it down the stool and it wouldn't all go down. Food went bad while on the ground,
so there were no snacks left. One commentator on the post claims to have spotted a woman
and a service dog exiting the flight. So she was so embarrassed by the service dog that
she left her flight. She didn't even go to where she's supposed to. You gotta love it.
Yep. Gotta love it.
Alright. Well, Rob, I hand it to you. Top that one.
Okay.
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.
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Next up, things overheard in hell.
Spam. With Spam Helper tonight. How yummy.
I think I'm going to get pretty close here.
Okay.
You remember how you were given that off for hell? In, what was it, Dallas, about having
to chase a goat and a peacock on the same day?
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Here you go. And this is off KSHB 41 out of Kansas City.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're getting ready to talk about, yes.
Dude, this is crazy.
A goat is going to need a look from humans to safely get down from a ledge near the top of a bridge
close to Swope Park in Kansas City, Missouri. A handful of onlookers, including KSHB 41
photographers, the Andre Hannon watched as the goat stood on a small concrete ledge just below the top of the bridge.
No one at the bridge had information about where the goat came from, how it managed to get under the bridge.
I've got an update on that story actually, Rob.
A crew from the Animal Service Division of KC Pet Project is on the scene.
KC Pet Project.
This is when it first came out.
Okay. KC Pet Project is right down the road from there, so it's very convenient. But go ahead.
Right. No, that was the end of the order.
Oh, okay. They...
But you have an update?
Yes. The goat had a chip on it because it was adopted by somebody from an animal shelter. So they know whose goat it is.
And the last I knew is they haven't responded, but they may have responded by now to come get their goat.
But if not, the goat is going to go up for adoption again. And he's a beautiful goat. Did they show a picture of him?
I'm looking at the goat on the ledge where it was. How the hell did he get there?
Nobody knows. That's the thing. There are cameras in that area.
The concrete part, the main part of the bridge, goes into like columns.
Yes. Nobody has... A column that's bigger and it comes down and sits on a ledge that ends up being a big pillar that goes in the water.
And that goat is at the top of that pillar.
How the hell did it get there?
Well, okay. Nobody knows. People have checked into this.
Oh, there's another picture showing it walking down the concrete part of the main column. So it may have walked all the way down.
I guess. I mean, but was it capable to go through there? I don't know if it was.
It evidently did.
I guess it would have had to. So, wow.
That's crazy, man. That's crazy.
I just went across that one today. I was like, oh my God. He was giving that doll a stop shit.
No, I read that literally right after we got off of the last show.
I was like, wow. I could have done two goat stories in a row. But, nah. Anyhow.
Yeah, interesting stuff.
The last I knew, the people hadn't responded, but they know whose goat it is and was, I guess.
Well, at least they were able to save it and it's in good hands.
Yeah, and he's a beautiful goat, too. Isn't he?
Yeah, yeah. The picture, I'm sure he is a good looking goat.
He's got a nice set of horns on him. He looks healthy.
If you like goats.
Well, I like goats.
My uncle had a goat. He'd come out of his house one morning to go to work.
And that goat was laying on the top of a 65 Mustang.
Oh, okay. Yeah, goats like to lay on cars. They're warm.
So, remember the goats in Cleveland. I told you about that story.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been wanting to tell you this story since then.
Yeah, yeah. So, yeah. Those goats proceeded after they ate all the tops out of my red buds
to go down to downtown Cleveland a couple blocks away,
Cleveland, Missouri, not Ohio, and sit on every car available.
And needless to say, the people that came out and saw a goat lying on their hood were not very happy.
So, yeah.
We've got a little article here, Rob.
Okay. You know, millennials, they don't like every city, right?
They're like really particular about where they live, evidently.
So, this is a list of the top 10 cities.
These are the metros for millennials where millennials are flocking to.
Okay. And I don't think we really know why.
That's interesting.
Yeah. I don't think we really know why because there doesn't really seem to be rhyme or reason.
I mean, maybe it's tech jobs or something. I don't know.
But I haven't found anyone that's been able to clarify why this list is like this.
But the number one...
Well, just...
Oh, go ahead.
Just listening to you on this show, I'm learning a lot more about millennials and gen Zs.
It's really...
So, I'm starting to understand them better. You know what I mean? So, this may make some sense.
You see, as much as we heard, we're really not that far off with some of their stuff.
You know, we get like the absurd and the stuff all one way and then one the other and all that stuff.
But really, most of them are probably just people like us trying to make a living and just, you know, have a happy life.
So, yeah. So, one, the number one market that they're moving into is Tampa, St. Petersburg, Clearwater, Florida.
Ninety-five percent millennial moves. So, ninety-five percent of the people moving there are millennials.
Ninety-five. Why Tampa? I don't get why Tampa.
I mean, do they want to be tropical? Not like in the Panhandle of Florida, but like the really tropical area that, you know, doesn't get cold that much.
But maybe Tampa's a little bit better on the cost of living because, I mean, Fort Myers is outrageous.
Miami's outrageous. Fort Lauderdale's getting outrageous. Orlando's that Orlando.
So, maybe it's a part of jobs and rent, maybe. I have one word. Okay.
Hurricanes. Oh, yeah. They don't get so they don't get. Why would you move there? They have hurricanes.
Yeah, I got it. My opinion. My opinion. No, no, no, no. I get it because that would prevent me from living there, too.
I think I'd want a vacation home. And number two is Jacksonville, Florida.
Another Florida. Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. That's number three. Sorry. Jump the gun there. Jump the gun.
Number two is Las Vegas, Henderson, Paradise, Nevada area with a 56 percent.
Well, there's a huge difference. Ninety-five percent in Tampa. And then Las Vegas is 56 percent.
That's well in the 30s off from the first to the second. Las Vegas. I don't know.
I mean, are they service industry jobs that they're looking at and maybe go ahead?
Well, from what I hear, there are quite a few technical jobs out there, too.
Well, as you said, you include like around Henderson. Yeah, so that would be a seven.
And that's where most of the technical jobs are. You're right. Away from Vegas.
You're right. I'll bet you that's what it is. It's kind of like Kansas City. You got Raytown. You got Greenview.
You got Independence. You got Overland Park. You got Marion. You got Lenexa. Yes, that's true.
So a lot of these higher paying tech jobs are not in Kansas City.
They're all in Lenexa, Overland Park, Olathe, some in Independence, some in Lee's Summit. Yeah.
You know, so I get what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. Number three is Jacksonville, like I said, at 54 percent.
Still back to Florida. I'm trying to figure that out.
Jacksonville, I've not been there very much. I've only been there, I think, one time, if I remember correctly,
and only spent a couple of days there doing a job and then I left. So I really don't know that much about it.
I know that they have a lot of historical places around there, but maybe there's a lot of tech jobs.
I mean, I couldn't tell you. So OK, so I know it ain't their football team. Yeah. Yeah.
Just kidding. Just kidding. Well, they flush themselves this year, didn't they? OK.
Number four, Nashville, Davidson, Franklin, Tennessee. I could see that. Me too.
Nashville, there are a lot of jobs. Nashville is one of the up and coming metro areas.
It's like very quickly populating in a lot of areas.
The biggest problem with Nashville, because I've been there enough for work and play,
the biggest problem with Nashville is they've built a loop interstate over the north part.
The south part does not have an interstate that services around the metroplex.
You know, like we have 435, right? Yeah. 435 services all areas of Kansas City.
Let's say you want to get from Brandview to Independence really quick. OK, 435.
And if not 435, then they have the extension 470 that goes all the way out
and then goes up and matches up with 70 over near Independence.
So Nashville doesn't have that south corridor like it needs.
So everybody that you talk to that lives there goes, yeah, they really screwed up
because they only built the north part of it and then they just forgot about it
or didn't get the funding. I don't know.
But it's still growing like crazy. They're going to have to do something though.
They're going to have to come up with a south loop of some sort. Yeah.
Number five, and this is not surprising at all, Austin Round Rock, Texas.
Austin is a music city like Nashville. Right. Right.
As a matter of fact, per capita, there may even be more, maybe not as quality,
but there are a lot of quality musicians in Austin. But, yeah, there is.
There may be more, there may be more actual musicians in Austin, Texas.
There are a lot of them. They're at every street corner and they're all pretty good.
I mean, they are kind of like Nashville of Texas really.
And they're a newer city. Their downtown is all new.
They've got a beautiful river running down. I mean, it's a nice place. Oh, yeah.
And I can see why millennials would flock there.
I mean, there's jobs there. There's all kinds of tech jobs.
So I get that one. This one, I don't know that that much about.
I don't believe I've ever been there.
This is Bridgeport, Stanford, Connecticut, Norwalk, Connecticut.
At 40 percent. Okay.
Stanford, Connecticut is where WWE is based out of.
Okay. So there's probably a lot of office jobs there, wouldn't you say?
And there's Stanford to school. I don't know.
I don't know much about that area.
I really don't know what would attract them.
I don't either. I know virtually nothing about it. So, okay. Well, whatever.
I live in WWE. Yeah. I'd move there just for the WWE. Oh, hell yeah.
Although Vince McMahon probably doesn't live there anymore.
Yeah. Yeah. Let's not talk about him.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's been he's been canceled, hadn't he?
Yeah. Pretty much.
Probably with good reason.
Okay. Number seven, Phoenix, Mesa, Scottsdale, Arizona.
Yeah. There's a lot of there's a lot of startup companies there.
There's a lot of tech jobs.
The weather is good. You know, you don't get cold.
You don't get a lot of rainy days. You get a lot of sunshine.
So I could definitely see millennials going there.
Okay. Well, I personally know a couple of people that I went to school with that ended up moving out there.
Yeah. Around that area.
Scottsdale is beautiful.
And so is Phoenix, but Scottsdale is beautiful.
And I can understand anyone wanting to move there, actually.
Scottsdale is more of a retirement area.
It is. It is.
But it is beautiful. And I could see where the jobs would be.
Take care of everybody.
Well, this is what I've always heard about Scottsdale.
They say, OK, you're older, you're going to retire.
They say that you'll probably live longer out there because they don't have the big storm systems.
They don't have the aches and pains like you do here with all the air pressure changes and the barometric pressure and all that.
It's a lot easier on your body.
Therefore, they they say that you probably live longer out there than you would if you were in the Midwest where our weather is horrible.
Do you see? Do you see what they're saying?
And I've heard that for a long time.
I've even heard that from someone that we know.
I heard that from a doctor.
Doctors said, yeah, you know, look, it's easier on your body.
So you live longer.
So a lot of people go out there to, one, enjoy the rest of their life and good weather.
Two, probably live longer and feel better when you live.
So I get that.
This next one, I spent a lot of time in this city working.
I'm not a huge I'm not a huge fan of it.
They have the Brick Town and that's cool.
But I mean, I don't know.
Maybe they came up with some other areas, but Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
I love Brick Town.
I love the downtown.
They have some pretty nice restaurants around Brick Town and downtown proper and that whole thing.
But I don't know.
What do you think?
I know.
Casinos.
Oh, yeah.
You're right.
Yeah.
There's a lot of Indian Reservation casinos all around there.
Yeah, you're right.
Number nine.
A lot of work.
Yeah.
I get it.
You're right.
There's a lot of work.
There was there was a lot of energy.
Devon Energy done that job.
My God, that job was huge.
Oh, yeah, there is.
There is.
There's another energy company that's even bigger than them.
Devon has the tallest building.
Last I knew it was taller than any skyscraper in Dallas and they thought it was funny because they're kind of in a rivalry with Dallas.
Dallas looks at Oklahoma City as their dumb little brother.
Well, Oklahoma City built this skyscraper bigger than anything in Dallas.
And I think Dallas, the last I knew, was working on something bigger than that because they were insulted.
But that was a Devon Energy job.
And that skyscraper is large.
It's a huge skyscraper.
But they say that everybody that skyscraper is EF5 proof.
Wow.
So you could stand up there in the boardroom where I was working at the very top of that thing and watch a tornado hit you.
And then supposedly an EF5 of over 200 mile an hour winds is supposed to be built to sustain all of that.
Well, down there, that probably needed.
This is tornado alley.
Yes.
Now, that is what they were saying there.
If that's the actual case, how would you really know, you know, until it happened?
And then if it doesn't work, then, you know, you're probably.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So.
Could it be told, he'd like you to make it to an EF3?
It could be.
But that's what they were telling us on the job site.
They said that this is a different type of building.
And so, okay.
You know what, whatever.
I hope it is.
I hope they're right.
And I don't think I was chitter chatter.
I heard enough of it from people.
I think that that was what they really thought.
Right.
Number nine, Richmond, Virginia.
Been through there a couple of times.
Haven't really stopped there very much.
I don't know.
That one's a type of an odd one too.
Yeah, it is.
Thirty eight percent.
That's like your millennial.
Oh, they're tied with Oak City, Oklahoma City, 38 percent.
And then finally rounding out the top ten is Riley, North Carolina, which I don't know
anything about.
Thirty seven percent.
Don't think I've ever been there.
As far as I know, I'll never be there.
I've been to Hickory, North Carolina, which is not very far from it, I believe.
But never been to Riley.
Well, I would say the tobacco business, but it's kind of dying off.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
So yeah, I don't know.
You got me on most of these, man.
Yeah.
I don't understand a lot of them.
Well, I was trying to figure them out, so I was like, you know what?
I'll just take them on here and we can talk them out like we always do.
Yeah.
Most of them just tell me.
I really don't understand why they're going to these places.
Yeah, me neither.
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And I'm Rob.
Okay Rob, you got something you want to go into here?
Did you want me to go into the big one?
No, no, no, no.
That's going to be for the...
No, no, no, no.
Okay, well yeah, I got something else.
Are you talking about the wrestling roundup?
Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
That's going to be the segment.
Yeah, we put that at the last.
That way if someone doesn't like wrestling, they don't have to listen to it.
So.
Alright.
No, yeah, I have another little story here.
Okay.
And it's another sad story.
We brought somebody else in the music industry.
Oh no.
DJ Snare, a founding member of Firehouse, died at the age of 64.
He was a singer wasn't he?
The rock band announced on social media Sunday.
The lead vocalist, who was expected to return touring this summer after his recovery from
abdominal surgery, passed away unexpectedly at his home Friday night.
They thought that he was fine.
The PNC and his daughter Heather told the outlet that her father had suffered cardiac arrest
after a long journey with cancer.
Wow, I did not know that.
Well, a lot of times chemotherapy is so hard on your body that people do have heart attacks
because it's so hard on your body.
Yeah, that's what happens.
I didn't know that DJ Snare had cancer even.
No, I did not either.
But I guess they were still touring and they were still together and everything.
I had no idea.
Yeah, I'd say they were about to go on tour again this summer.
Yeah, they must only go to bigger markets.
They don't come by Kansas City, Camdenton, Price.
You know, they probably go to the top 15 markets because those can sustain that kind of a concert.
You know, where in Kansas City there would be like 200 people interested in it.
In New York there might be like 2,500 people interested in it.
So naturally they're going to go to New York or New Jersey.
A lot of them go to New Jersey and the New York people make a trek down.
Well, to be honest, the older I get, the more I get into Fired House.
I mean, I always kind of liked them.
They always had a good song.
They were a victim of an overplayed ballad.
Yeah, yeah.
That was the problem.
And nobody really listened to the rest of their songs.
No one really took them seriously.
They were ballad rock right before Grunge came out.
So it was timing with the victim of the ballad rock.
And that's when the ballads would be on the charts for fucking two years.
And if there was any good songs on the album, you wouldn't know it because you never heard them.
Right.
And I'm talking about that Love of a Lifetime or whatever song.
Not a very good song.
But they could not keep it off the damn turntable on any rock station, Rock Radio America, every damn rock station around, was playing that.
And it's like, man, if they had any good songs, you'd never know it.
All right. Thank you, Rob.
Is that the end of that one?
Yeah, that was it.
All right. Like I said, I have some did you knows I think you'll probably like and hopefully the people out there will like too.
OK, Rob, did you know no number before 1000 contains the letter A?
And I tried to go through it and I think they are correct on that.
Because then it would be 1005 1006.
I think I'm trying to think of how that would work.
You know what? I don't know. Forget it.
I have no idea how that would work.
I've had a long day. You're thinking way too much for me right now.
No, you're right. OK.
Did you know that I did all day at work?
You don't need to do it out here, right?
I got there after four and a half hours.
Yeah, decompressing.
Did you know Sudan has more periods, not periods, more periods than any other country in the world?
I don't think there's any way I should have known that to you.
Yeah, I wouldn't have a clue.
Yeah.
Did you know that the circulatory system is more than 60,000 miles long in a person?
I knew it was long. I didn't know it was that long.
60,000? Wow.
Yeah, that's a lot longer than I thought it was. I thought it was maybe like a couple thousand.
Yeah, that's... it seems insane, doesn't it?
That's crazy.
OK.
Did that say your intestines are a long tail?
No, this next one is...
Wow, that's just... wow.
This next one is odd and I'm going to get to the bottom of it, but I have heard it before and I believe it to be true.
But I'm going to find out why.
Hope cannot be an organ donor.
So if his son... or no, wait, wait, wait. They're celibate, aren't they?
Yeah, they're supposed to be celibate.
Yeah. OK, if his brother needed a liver or a kidney or something, he couldn't do it because he cannot be an organ donor.
I have heard that. I have heard that.
I'm going to look that up why. I'm going to look up... I didn't get a chance to because I had a lot of stuff going on today besides yard work.
OK.
I have heard that.
Yeah, I have too. I believe that's true. I've heard that enough, I think.
Well, I'll look it all up and I'll give a report on it.
OK. The world's longest concert lasted 453 hours.
Well, we know it wasn't Vince Neil doing it.
Was it Woodstock?
Might have been. He didn't say.
Woodstock? Oh, no, no, no. No. Woodstock was only...
Was what?
Like three days.
Oh, three days. Yeah, that's right.
I'll have to look that up too and find out what event it was.
Did you know that... and I did know this... it's impossible to hum while holding your nose.
No, I did not know that.
I'm going to try it right now.
It doesn't work?
I did not know that.
Yep. And I just confirmed it.
All right. Did you know that Africa... I did know this too, actually. Africa is the only continent in all four hemispheres.
We learned that in school, I think you did too, probably, Rob.
Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right.
It took me a minute for it to flash back and I was like, wait a minute. Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Okay. Did you know that all mammals get goosebumps? I don't think there's a reason I should have known that.
I have heard that. I have heard that.
The thing I'm saying is, is there's probably not a reason we should know that, right?
True. True.
Yeah. But I do think it's true. Okay. Next one.
Well, if you think about it, mammals have hair. They have pores.
And we're warm-blooded.
That's where the goosebumps come from.
Yeah, and being warm-blooded, naturally you're going to have a reaction to the cold. So yeah, I get it. I get it. It makes sense.
Did you know that Japan has one vending machine for every 40 people? Actually, I did know that.
They are vending machines crazy over there. They sell eggs in vending machines. They sell socks in vending machines, underwear.
I mean, Japan loves vending machines. They just love going up there.
I never knew that.
Yeah. You could probably even buy sushi in a vending machine over there. I'm not for sure.
Yeah. Anyhow, yeah. So I believe that.
I don't see why not. It's not too bad anyway.
Now, I looked this up, and this was true, Rob. This is going to sound really absurd. Did you know that McDonald's once made bubblegum flavored broccoli?
No, I did not.
It was designed to get kids to eat their vegetables. It was like their whole campaign. It's quite a while ago. I think it might have been in the 70s.
It lasted about a week, and I think the guy was fired that came up with it. So yeah.
Yeah.
So, I didn't know this. Finland has more saunas than cars. Did you know? Finland has more saunas than cars.
No.
Yep. Next one.
Well, I'm flocking to Finland, man.
Yeah. Going to a sauna with no cars around.
Did you know the longest time someone has spent holding their breath underwater is 24 minutes and 37 seconds?
How in the fuck is that possible?
How? How?
Would you just like, would you die of no air? Because like, if someone's dead over like three minutes, you're all, oh, there's going to be brain damage. Right?
Man, I'm lucky to hold my breath.
For two seconds?
Yeah.
And a half.
Yeah. What the?
Because after you was smoking too. So, you know.
Oh yeah, yeah. But do you see what I mean? Over about three minutes.
That's crazy.
Then they're assessing how much brain damage is going to be. They bring somebody back like maybe five minutes later.
And they're like, yeah, we brought him back, but he's probably going to have some brain damage because his brain didn't have oxygen for five minutes.
So how in the hell can someone hold their breath for 24 minutes and 37 seconds and not have brain damage? What's the difference?
I guess I'll look that up too.
Yeah.
Did you know that bats are the only flying mammals? Yes.
Yep. That's an easy one. Did you know that tomatoes are a fruit, not a vegetable? Yes, we knew that.
Yep.
Did you know that chihuahuas are the smallest dog breed? I figured, but I didn't know that. I kind of thought that.
They're also the biggest pain in the ass.
Yeah, they are. Yeah, they.
Other than golden lads. No, I take it back. Golden lads and chihuahuas.
Okay. Yep. Yeah, chihuahuas think they're 10 foot tall and they live by it. They don't care. They will not back down.
They will fight the biggest. And young golden labs eat anything in sight.
So will black labs because I've had enough black labs. Yes.
Did you know that Buzz Lightyear's original name was Lunar Larry? I actually knew that.
Don't ask me how. I just read that today. Oh, wow. I just read that today.
How weird. Then I all of a sudden come up with it. Huh.
That's crazy.
This next one, I think I knew this at one time, but I'm not for sure.
But did you know that a chicken once lived for 18 months without its head?
What? 18 months without its head? I'm going to have to look up on that one.
All the stuff that I did read. Yeah.
That one needs fact check. Yep.
This next one I did know and the name of the animal is Rosie. Come on Facebook. Get on it.
I'll have to look that up and report it tomorrow.
Next one. Did you know that a sheep was the first animal to be cloned? Yes.
Her name was Rosie. Yeah. Yeah, that I knew. That was an easy one.
We were growing up when that happened. Yeah, that was our lifetime.
We remember that well because we were already adults when that happened.
It was probably what, maybe 15 years ago? Something like that?
Maybe a little bit longer, maybe a little bit less. I think about 10 years ago.
Okay. It was like 20, 30 years ago, wasn't it? Yep. Yeah.
Something like that. Something like that. Yeah, I'll have to look. Oh well.
Did you know that a mile is 5,280 feet long? Yes, I did know that. Did you? Yep. Yep.
Now this one I did not know because how could we know?
These are such a weird fucking animal. Nobody knows anything about them.
A platypus sweats milk.
What? A platypus sweats milk.
I had no idea. How could we? Nobody knows anything about platypuses.
I know they are cool animals, but I did not know that.
If anyone is wondering, we are talking about a duck-billed platypus.
That is what we are talking about. Yeah.
A duck-billed platypus is like their long name, but they are actually just platypuses,
but people put on duck-billed to describe them.
Actually, they got them down in Louisiana and Florida. Yes, they do.
In the rivers. Yeah.
They are odd creatures. Nobody really seems to know that much about them.
But they are cool as hell. They are cool. They are just very odd.
Yeah. And the rule is you do not mess with them.
That is what I heard. I heard they can be really mean if you screw with them.
Yeah. Well, I have actually been watching them on Axman lately.
They got in the way. They went down in the rivers in Louisiana and Florida.
And that is the rule on the river. You see a platypus, you leave.
You do not mess with the platypus. Oh, it is that vicious?
Well, no. It is not much welcome. You do not invade on their territory.
Oh, okay. All right. Well, okay. Their territory.
Well, I think they are getting to be in danger or something. I do not know.
Oh, what a shame. Yeah. You know, that is the rule on the river.
You do not mess with the platypus. You iterate on it. Wow.
You move on. Okay. Okay.
I learn something every day. Do not mess with the platypus. Yeah.
All right. I just learned that the other day. Okay.
You got me on that. Okay. Next one.
Did you know that bananas glow blue under a black light?
No. I did not know that. Did you?
Never ate a banana under a black light.
Nope. Never had a clue. Never had a reason.
Was never that stoned, I guess, right?
Evidently. And banana would not have been my first munchie, just saying.
Me too.
Zingers, any type of little debbies. Let us see. What else?
Nachos, burritos, dogs, burritos, especially back then.
I got one for you, and you tell me if this jives with you or not. Okay.
I got the peanut butter and cheese square crackers in the little package.
Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, those things were miracles.
Dude, I'll grab a package or two and take it to lunch or breakfast.
Oh, hell yeah. Those things are delicious. At work, you know.
The reason I remember them is because I saw a big pack of them in a store today,
and I was like, oh wow, they still make those.
Yeah, they do. They do.
Very cool. I almost got them, but I decided not to.
It's like one more thing I could eat around the house.
They make those little snacks, especially for kids, you know.
Oh yeah, kids love them. And cheese and peanut butter.
Anything with cheese and peanut butter, how can you go wrong?
Yeah, really.
Alright, next one. And I knew this because this is a big story probably about 20, 25 years ago.
A woman in the United Kingdom called the police when her ice cream didn't have enough sprinkles.
And she raised hell with the store, raised hell with the store,
and they kept telling her, lady, get the fuck out of here.
You're not getting any more sprinkles because they were like, you know what?
You've been a rude bitch. We're not going to succumb to your demands.
And then when they didn't, she called the police, and the police promptly came down there
and arrested her for disturbing the peace in a lawful something or other.
So, yeah, I did know that, and she deserved it, didn't she?
Actually, once you start talking about it, I start, yeah, I vaguely remember something about that.
It was in the news a couple of days, it was a long time ago.
Yeah, yeah. I vaguely remember it.
Same here.
Got no sprinkles. I remember that.
Okay, this next one's very believable because Russia is so huge and massive.
Russia has 11 time zones.
I can believe it.
That doesn't surprise me one bit.
This next one, I didn't know and I didn't want to know.
Japan released sushi-inspired Kit Kats, as in the chocolate bar, way firm.
Did not know that.
Me neither, there's no reason for me to know that, and there's no reason for me to ever even take interest in that.
Ugh. Okay.
Next one, comets smell like rotten eggs, so comets fart.
All right.
Cool.
Yeah, comets are gassy, and gas is a fart.
So comets fart, I'm putting it all together now. There we go.
Yeah.
There you go, you guys know.
You got it.
Comets fart.
You are so smart, Mark.
Thank you. I try, I try. I try to better my time.
I know you do.
I try to better my time.
Hey, you're a lot better than I am.
I don't know about that. You're smart on your stuff, I'm smart on my stuff.
Yeah, yeah. Well, you always see me with, yeah, wait till you bring my equipment, you'll see how stupid I am.
I'm telling you, dude, you know what, I'm just going to shut up about it.
I'm just going to come down there and go, here, Rob, here's how you do it.
And you're going to go, oh, fuck, you are, you're going to go, get out of here, man, I already got it done.
So the only thing you need to know is how to do the effects.
You know, I do the low voices and the high voices, or the alien that does the strange insults.
There's different features on this program here that you can do that in, and it's the best way to do it.
It's the most timely and it sounds good enough to do it.
You know, there's other stuff. Honestly, I couldn't wait to play with it.
Dude, you're going to lose it. You're what I come up with.
At first, you're going to lose a couple of weeks in it like I did.
It's like there's all these little different features and stuff. It's really cool.
And mine is audio tonic. It was a...
Shit, that means I'm going to use my two weeks vacation right off the bat.
Yeah. Audacity is not Odyssey like the radio group. Audacity is the program.
But audio tonic was rebuilt for Windows 10. I have Windows 11 on here.
But I discovered that audio tonic jives better with Windows than Audacity does.
And most people use Audacity, but I use audio tonic.
There's only a slight difference. The one I'm giving you is Audacity software.
But it works virtually the same. So anyhow...
As long as it gets me by, that's all that matters.
It will. Actually, what you learned...
What you learned, I think Audacity has a few more features than audio tonic.
I think audio tonic was rebuilt to take out the features that was buggy with Windows is what happened.
Okay. Anyhow, next one. Let's see, where the hell was I?
Oh! Here's one.
Captain Crunch's full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.
That is cool.
I had no reason to know that.
Me neither, but isn't that cool?
His real name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.
That is cool.
Whoever came up with that was stoned, I guarantee you.
Next one. Bees can fly higher than Mount Everest.
I'll tell you why they can. They go up the mountain and jump from one to another.
Yeah.
I believe it. I think it's very believable.
And I already knew this, and you knew this too, Rob. Guaranteed.
Vatican City is the smallest country in the world. Yeah, it's the smallest sovereign country.
Oh, no, no, no! What about Sealand?
Sealand?
Wait a minute. This is outdated.
It is.
I think Sealand is it.
We have proof of that.
Hey, Rob. I got a question for you.
Who is the official podcast of Sealand?
It's who do spags for the microphone.
Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!
Oh, hi Opal. Hi Jimmy. Hi Grandma Opal. Hi Jimmy. Love you guys.
Hi Grandma. Hi Jimmy.
Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Dodge City. Love you guys. Woohoo!
We need to email. Make sure everything's alright.
Yeah, he's not emailed me ever since then.
Haven't heard from you guys in a while. I'm starting to worry.
I'm starting to worry too. Like maybe something happened. I don't know.
So guys, come on. Email me. It would have to be Jimmy.
Jimmy, break me an email. Let me know you're okay. Break me off one.
Let me know that Opal's okay.
Okay. I feel like I know them, don't you?
Jimmy, yeah. I'm starting to get worried here.
Yeah, me too. I mean, they feel like friends and I want to know that they're okay.
Yeah.
I like them. The whole fact that an 87 year old woman would be listening to us and her grandson.
Right. I mean, that's amazing.
To me, that's just like, that gives me tingles. I love that. That's great. That's why we do this.
Well, that tells you how much Jimmy knows Grandma Opal.
Yeah, that's true.
Hey Grandma, you're gonna like these guys.
That's the main reason why we do this, man. That's why we don't talk politics.
That's how come we don't talk too overly scientific.
It's because we just want to make people grin and laugh and that's it, man.
Nothing wrong with that. There's a need for that in America right now.
Yeah, there is.
Okay. I didn't know this. President Theodore, not Franklin, Theodore Roosevelt had a pet hyena.
Hell, I knew.
He called his penis that.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay, that I do not know. I thought he was.
No, he found a young intern. He goes, hey, you want to go pet my pet hyena?
And then of course they said yeah, and then he had him trapped in the room, right?
Okay, maybe not.
I always heard he had a hyena inside his bed.
You didn't know it was for his wiener.
Okay, next one here. Moving right along. Sorry I trashed you.
I feel like an idiot right now.
Okay, the Hollywood sign, the big one you know up above on the hills.
Yeah, on the mountainside.
Hollywood land.
Okay. Yes. Yes.
I did? Okay, I didn't know that.
Yes.
This next one I knew everybody knows. Peanuts are not a type of nut.
Did you know that blue whale tongues can weigh as much as an elephant?
Son of a bitch, how they keep that in their mouth?
You know what, I better stop there. We're on 53 minutes and you've got to get to your wrestling.
I'm going to read the rest of them off later.
We're at 53 minutes and we haven't taken our second break and you need to get to the wrestling roundup.
Let's go ahead and cut this bitch off right now and we'll be right back in a couple of minutes.
That sound good, Rob?
Alright, I mean I'm fine, but yeah, we should be alright.
You want me to keep reading them off?
How many do you got?
Oh shit, I got about 20 more.
I'll read off a couple more.
Yeah, read off a couple more and then we'll take a break.
Okay. Okay, let's see, blue whales. Skin is the body's largest organ.
I didn't know skin was an organ, did you?
Actually, I did hear that.
I never, I didn't know that.
Skin is a living organ.
Okay, alright.
Next one, did you know that the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland?
Didn't know that.
Yes, I have heard that too.
Damn, you know all these ones. I might have known them at one time and forgot them, I don't know.
Anyhow, yeah, some of these I didn't know.
This is just stuff that I've been on the podcast.
You're browsing the internet for stories and yeah, that's, I increase my knowledge base by a lot too,
and probably my bullshit stuff too because I'm sure that not all of it is true that I read.
So, anyhow, next one, fingernails grow faster than toenails.
Well, I never looked at them both long enough to tell, so okay.
Never really cared. All I know is I've got to cut them when they need it.
Exactly, and I don't time them either.
Yeah, I don't keep track.
Five days ago my finger was one tenth of a millimeter on my fingernail, on my index finger,
my thumb toe nail only grew one hundredth of a, whatever, okay, anyhow.
All right, did you know that giraffe tongues are 20 inches long?
No? Didn't know that, did you?
No, I knew they were long, I just didn't know how long.
I knew this. Did you know that shrimp's hearts are located in their heads?
Yes.
Because after that all you got is a shit tube, right? That's about it?
Yeah.
All right, let's see, the largest continent in the world is Asia, did you know? Yeah.
Yeah.
And I also knew this, because Tyreke calls himself after it, the fastest animal is a cheetah.
We knew that.
Yep.
Did you know there's a planet made almost entirely of diamonds,
and I'm sure some fuck nut from here is trying to figure out how to get there.
Yeah?
Yep.
All right, forget what planet it is.
It doesn't say, but I mean, I'm sure it's got to be named.
I'm going to go ahead and name it right now, Rob. I'm going to name it Ruby.
There you go.
Ruby, there we go, just to throw people off. Where is this planet named Diamonds?
Yep.
Yep, that has diamonds in it. It could be Ruby, it's named Ruby.
All right, next one. Rhode Island is the smallest state in the United States. Yep, knew that.
Yep, had to pass that, had to pass the screw.
Yeah, Australia is home to the Great Barrier Reef, did you know? Yeah, knew that.
This next one, I don't know if I knew, it sounds like something I would have known at one time.
The largest animal in the world is a blue whale, and that's where the tongues that weigh more than an elephant, well, their ego.
Yes.
I knew this because I've seen them in person do this up in Alaska. Sea otter sleep while holding hands.
Yeah, you've been on enough cruises.
Yeah, sea otter sleep while holding hands. I knew that.
They are very neat creatures, they're very charming, fun-loving, beautiful creatures.
I think sea otters are just awesome.
So anyhow, let's take our second break and come right back with Rob's rasslin' roundup. That sound good?
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And so, we have some unfinished business here Rob, don't we?
Yes we do.
Alright Rob, we turn to you for the Rob's Rasslin' Roundup.
Now we go to Rob Rad's Rasslin' Roundup, the Rasslin' Rundown for the week.
It's going to be about Sunday night.
Night two of WrestleMania 40.
First match we had Seth Rollins against Drew McIntyre, which has been a long time coming.
Cool.
And this match was a hard fought match, which everybody knew it would be.
It just hit Seth was injured.
While Seth was in a tag team match with Cody Rhodes just the night before against Roman Reigns and the Rocks.
Seth's knee had been injured. Seth's known to have a bad back.
Well, this match last night was too much.
Drew McIntyre took the win.
In the World Heavyweight Championship.
Okay.
But, while Drew McIntyre was in the ring celebrating, he got to Malvin CM Punk, who was on commentary.
Cool.
CM Punk dropped Drew McIntyre.
Drew McIntyre out.
He threw him out or did he kick his ass?
No, no. He dropped him. He was down. He was, yeah.
Oh, okay.
He was hurt.
Okay.
Well, he was wore out from the match with Seth.
CM Punk had been sitting there the whole time, fresh, coming in just to get out.
Well, that's where the surprise happened.
Okay.
There happens to be this thing called Money in the Bank.
Okay.
It's every year they hang a briefcase.
It's a pay-per-view called Money in the Bank.
They hang a briefcase above the ring and it's a ladder match.
And they have so many contestants in it.
And whoever can climb that ladder and grab that briefcase,
there is a time track to any championship match you want in that briefcase.
And you can pull it out at any time.
Well, this last year's Money in the Bank winner was Damien Priest of the Judgment Day.
After CM Punk took out Drew McIntyre, Damien Priest came down, capitalized on Drew,
and now Damien Priest is the World Heavyweight Champion.
Okay.
So, Drew McIntyre didn't even get to walk out of the ring with his belt.
Wow.
Well, there was talk about he might leave the company after that, but he signed a new contract.
Drew McIntyre ain't going nowhere.
That's just not safe.
Yeah, he'll probably be champion again, too.
Yeah, our next match was EO Sky versus Bayley for the WWE Women's Championship.
It was a very back and forth match, which a lot of people figured it would be.
It was a hard fight.
But EO Sky took out Bayley's knee, and Bayley just could not feel momentum after that.
And EO hit the rose plant on Bayley for the win to retain the belt.
Wow, okay.
Next up, we have LA Knight versus AJ Styles.
Okay.
This was a battle. This is a battle.
This was an end of a feud match.
These two have been going at it.
Both fought it. They really did.
AJ came up short.
LA Knight was the winner, which happens to be his first WrestleMania.
Oh, wow. Okay.
One is first WrestleMania match. That's cool.
Okay, our fourth match of the night, Logan Paul versus Randy Orton versus Kevin Owens.
It was a triple threat match.
And this match was back and forth. It was a typical threat match, you know, typical match.
You had two guys, took on each other while one sat back.
It was a good match. It was a good match.
But then fellow YouTuber, I Show Speed, if I guess what his name is. I didn't know him.
Okay.
So Logan Paul out of the ring as Randy Orton was about to attack him, which gave Logan time to recover.
And Logan come back up, delivered a frog splash onto Kevin Owens, and Logan Paul retains his belt.
Okay.
And our fifth match of the night.
This was a pretty cool match, man. This was a cool match.
Okay, this was a new group called The Pride, which is Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford,
which used to be known as the Street Profits, but they also teamed up with Bobby Lashley.
Now they're called The Pride.
They went up against a new team called The Final Testament, which is O'Kam, Karrion Kross, and Rezar.
This was a good match. We got a couple of fans here though.
Bubba Ray Dudley was the special guest referee from the Dudley Brothers.
The old hard core Dudley Brothers, you remember?
Yeah, I do. Yeah.
Yeah, I like them.
Oh yeah, they were great. They were great. ECW days, you know.
Snoop Dogg was on commentary.
Awesome.
Yes, yes, yes. This was a very fun match. It was just a major brawl through the whole match.
But to wind it up, Bobby Lashley hit Karrion Kross with an inverted DDT onto a chair.
Angelo Dawkins followed that up with a vintage Dudley, what's up?
You remember that move where he came off the top rope?
Yeah, I remember.
Well then, Bubba Ray called from the table.
And Montez Ford from the top rope delivered a frog splash that drove Karrion Kross through the table for the win.
The Fried Orphaned Victorious.
Oh wow.
That was a fun match. That was a fun match.
That does sound like it.
It was. It was.
Okay, now for the final match of WrestleMania 40.
Oh, this is the one you told me about.
The biggest match of the night, of the weekend.
It was the challenger, Cody Rhodes.
Son of the famous American dream, Dusty Rhodes.
Versus Roman Reigns.
Roman Reigns has had the belt 1,316 days.
Wow.
Well, if you remember right, night one.
Now how long did he have it again?
1,316 days.
Is that the record?
Yeah, yeah, he's held it the longest ever.
Wow, okay.
Well, after night one, Cody Rhodes and Seth Rollins went against Roman Reigns and Iraq.
Roman Reigns and Iraq won.
If Cody would have won that match, it would have been a one on one.
He did not, so it was a bloodline rules match, which means no disqualification.
Match went on.
The bloodlines, Jimmy Oso interfered.
His brother, J. Oso, who'd been beating the night before, took him out.
Okay.
Then their younger brother, Solo Sikola, who is part of the bloodline, jumped in.
And he was encountered by John Cena.
Nice.
Well, that brought out the Rock.
Even nicer?
New nickname is Final Ball.
Well, since the tag team match the night before, Mr. Seth Rollins come out in his shield gear,
which the shield was Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, and a gentleman they called Dean Ambrose,
who is now John Moffley in the AEW.
They are no longer, they split up and everything.
Well, Seth Rollins was taken out by Roman Reigns.
There is another surprise appearance.
The Undertaker appeared in the ring, choked Slam, and took out the Rock.
Cody Rhodes and Roman Reigns to be the new undisputed universal champion.
Wow.
Cody Rhodes, this was the finish of Cody Rhodes' story, as he called it.
It's his family's dream.
Think about everything that he did for the rest of his life.
Oh yeah, yep.
His brother, Dustin Rhodes, aka Gold Desk.
He hasn't been the greatest in the ring, but he is great in the back.
Plus, he can be great in the ring. You know what I mean?
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Yeah, but Cody, it's like he was born for this.
Cool.
And everybody's known him.
And tomorrow night, since we're running so late, tomorrow night,
I have a story of something that happened backstage after Cody won this match, and it is kind of emotional.
Okay.
Yeah, I can't wait to tell this story. I about teared after I read it.
That sounds good, man.
Cool, thank you, Rob.
Yeah.
Alright, so there you go. Tomorrow, part three.
Really good descriptions, Rob.
Tomorrow night is just a little story of what happened after Cody got backstage as a little celebration.
That's cool.
Something from the WWE.
Okay.
The company did this. Very special.
Sounds cool.
Alright, sounds good, Rob. Thank you.
What else you got, buddy?
I think that's about it. We're at 1.15, and I'm going to go ahead and let you go to bed,
because we're getting dangerously close to 10 o'clock, and I know you've got to get up early.
Yeah, yeah. I'm looking at 9.28 right now, so yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, we're still a half hour away.
My run goes off at five.
Exactly. That's why I'm saying you probably need to hit it.
And we've got to do this again tomorrow.
Yep. So we will continue this ball of wax tomorrow. Thank you, guys. Thank you for listening.
Airbay, have a good night. Good night, assholes.
Good night, assholes.
Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.
Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.
Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.
Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.