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Hello everybody, this is Two Douchebags and Microphone. Thanks for checking us out tonight.

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My name is Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright. Okay Rob, how are you doing tonight?

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I'm doing good. I'm actually feeling pretty good lately.

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That's good. That's good to hear. I've been feeling pretty good too.

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I'm eating better, I'm sleeping better, so I'm feeling better.

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Yeah, that makes a huge difference, doesn't it?

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Yeah, it does.

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Yeah, it does.

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Yeah.

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I'm feeling better. I dropped a couple of pounds. I can feel it. I need to drop some

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more, but when I do, I mean, whenever I drop weight, I feel so much better. And I just

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need to keep doing it, keep at it like I have been. Now tonight, we, tonight was the best

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night for dieting. Me, Topher, his lovely wife Cindy, and my wife Val all went to Jess

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and Jim's steakhouse.

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Oh, right on.

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Yeah, so that didn't help anything very much. You know, a big steak and a big baked potato

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and garlic toast and beets and salad and, you know, the whole night.

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Yeah, didn't that bring back so many memories?

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It always does. I mean, I could go to any steakhouse.

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I can't wait to go, man, and actually sit down in the dining room.

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Yeah. I could go to any steakhouse I wanted around Kansas City if I wanted to, but I want

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to go there because one, they have a good product, and two, I just love the nostalgia

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there. All the stuff that happened, all the crazy stuff, all the fun stuff, all the not

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so fun stuff. Yeah. By the way, I checked on Jim, and you're right, he has passed quite

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a while ago. I had no idea. I looked it up. You know how you can look it up on the internet.

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Right, right.

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Yeah. So you were correct on that, Rob, and it's sad, but you know what? I mean, he had

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a decent life for as big as he was. He did live quite a while, so you know.

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Well, I knew him outside of work, too.

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Yeah.

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You know, his youngest brother was a year older than me in school.

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Oh, okay.

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You know, so I knew that they lived right there on Y Highway.

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That's cool.

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You know that curve there on Y Highway?

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Yeah, yeah, the supposedly dead man's curve.

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No, no, no, no. This is in town.

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Oh, in town. Oh, okay.

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Yeah, just down from the park.

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Okay, I know.

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Going around.

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You're talking about on Y Highway going out of Belton, but it's still in Belton.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, that curve, okay.

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Their house used to be right there on the left.

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Oh, is it the one that used to have cars?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the one that used to have cars fly through it because people

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were trashed and they missed the curve.

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No, actually, their house was on the other side of the road.

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Oh, it wasn't the Target House. Okay, the Target House is the one that everybody...

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No, they were saying DeStory House on the other side of that curve.

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Oh, okay, okay.

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Yeah.

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And then...

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And I grew up right down the road.

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Okay, okay. And I thought you were talking about the supposed dead man's curve. Remember

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that old fable that said that...

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Oh, dude, I know. I flew around that many, many, many times.

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You can lose it very easily around that. It's a very sharp curve on White Highway accompanying

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a very steep hill. And the word was back in the day, and this isn't true because I looked

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it up and asked some of the old timers, but it was an old fable that there was like a

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pack of teenagers in a car. They were like, I don't know, anywhere from 17 to maybe 20.

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And they were all smashed. They're drinking bottles of beer. And they missed that curve

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smashed into the wall there and rolled down the hill. And when they found the kids, they

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all had beer bottles lodged in their throats. Remember that fable?

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That's the story. I grew up hearing it.

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Everybody heard that, but it wasn't true. But it was fun to like, people go, wow, no

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shit. They actually had beer bottles in their throats. And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I know. I know a guy that saw it. He was a paramedic that worked that scene. He said

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it was horrible. And it grows from there. Everybody throws in their two cents and all

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that. But that was not true, Rob. But it's a hell of a story to tell somebody, isn't

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it?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. So anyhow, I got a little story here that's pretty funny. A United Airlines flight

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bound for, here we go again, my verbal, I don't know, my verbal, whatever the hell it

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is. Anyhow, a United Airlines flight bound for Seattle had to divert to Dallas on Friday

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because of a literal shit storm. Now the article didn't say shit storm. They have a S dash

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T storm. So I'm going to go ahead and say that's shit storm, right?

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Yeah.

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Okay. A Redditor blamed dog poop for the diversion on his flight from Houston, attached a stinky

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photo of his messy fecal matter on a social platform. United Airlines later confirmed

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the incident to Business Insider. Dog had messy accident in the aisle right in first

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class. Even better. Plane diverted to DFW. Ground crew spent over two hours cleaning

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carpets with paper towels, the Redditor recalled on a Sunday post. Snow made me ill. Gate agents

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keep yelling at passengers and the cabin crew. The smell never quite went away. First class

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toilet declared unusable as the dog mess was apparently unresolved in there. Oh, so they

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tried to flush it down the stool and it wouldn't all go down. Food went bad while on the ground,

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so there were no snacks left. One commentator on the post claims to have spotted a woman

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and a service dog exiting the flight. So she was so embarrassed by the service dog that

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she left her flight. She didn't even go to where she's supposed to. You gotta love it.

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Yep. Gotta love it.

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Alright. Well, Rob, I hand it to you. Top that one.

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Okay.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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Hmm. Let's see. If a worm could talk, would it be argumentive?

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I may never know.

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Do they make ear condoms? I certainly need them for this garbage. Please remember to

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go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes, and scream, Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!

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Next up, things overheard in hell.

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Spam. With Spam Helper tonight. How yummy.

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I think I'm going to get pretty close here.

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Okay.

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You remember how you were given that off for hell? In, what was it, Dallas, about having

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to chase a goat and a peacock on the same day?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Okay. Here you go. And this is off KSHB 41 out of Kansas City.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're getting ready to talk about, yes.

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Dude, this is crazy.

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A goat is going to need a look from humans to safely get down from a ledge near the top of a bridge

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close to Swope Park in Kansas City, Missouri. A handful of onlookers, including KSHB 41

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photographers, the Andre Hannon watched as the goat stood on a small concrete ledge just below the top of the bridge.

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No one at the bridge had information about where the goat came from, how it managed to get under the bridge.

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I've got an update on that story actually, Rob.

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A crew from the Animal Service Division of KC Pet Project is on the scene.

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KC Pet Project.

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This is when it first came out.

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Okay. KC Pet Project is right down the road from there, so it's very convenient. But go ahead.

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Right. No, that was the end of the order.

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Oh, okay. They...

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But you have an update?

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Yes. The goat had a chip on it because it was adopted by somebody from an animal shelter. So they know whose goat it is.

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And the last I knew is they haven't responded, but they may have responded by now to come get their goat.

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But if not, the goat is going to go up for adoption again. And he's a beautiful goat. Did they show a picture of him?

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I'm looking at the goat on the ledge where it was. How the hell did he get there?

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Nobody knows. That's the thing. There are cameras in that area.

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The concrete part, the main part of the bridge, goes into like columns.

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Yes. Nobody has... A column that's bigger and it comes down and sits on a ledge that ends up being a big pillar that goes in the water.

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And that goat is at the top of that pillar.

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How the hell did it get there?

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Well, okay. Nobody knows. People have checked into this.

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Oh, there's another picture showing it walking down the concrete part of the main column. So it may have walked all the way down.

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I guess. I mean, but was it capable to go through there? I don't know if it was.

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It evidently did.

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I guess it would have had to. So, wow.

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That's crazy, man. That's crazy.

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I just went across that one today. I was like, oh my God. He was giving that doll a stop shit.

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No, I read that literally right after we got off of the last show.

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I was like, wow. I could have done two goat stories in a row. But, nah. Anyhow.

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Yeah, interesting stuff.

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The last I knew, the people hadn't responded, but they know whose goat it is and was, I guess.

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Well, at least they were able to save it and it's in good hands.

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Yeah, and he's a beautiful goat, too. Isn't he?

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Yeah, yeah. The picture, I'm sure he is a good looking goat.

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He's got a nice set of horns on him. He looks healthy.

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If you like goats.

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Well, I like goats.

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My uncle had a goat. He'd come out of his house one morning to go to work.

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And that goat was laying on the top of a 65 Mustang.

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Oh, okay. Yeah, goats like to lay on cars. They're warm.

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So, remember the goats in Cleveland. I told you about that story.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been wanting to tell you this story since then.

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Yeah, yeah. So, yeah. Those goats proceeded after they ate all the tops out of my red buds

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to go down to downtown Cleveland a couple blocks away,

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Cleveland, Missouri, not Ohio, and sit on every car available.

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And needless to say, the people that came out and saw a goat lying on their hood were not very happy.

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So, yeah.

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We've got a little article here, Rob.

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Okay. You know, millennials, they don't like every city, right?

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They're like really particular about where they live, evidently.

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So, this is a list of the top 10 cities.

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These are the metros for millennials where millennials are flocking to.

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Okay. And I don't think we really know why.

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That's interesting.

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Yeah. I don't think we really know why because there doesn't really seem to be rhyme or reason.

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I mean, maybe it's tech jobs or something. I don't know.

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But I haven't found anyone that's been able to clarify why this list is like this.

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But the number one...

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Well, just...

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Oh, go ahead.

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Just listening to you on this show, I'm learning a lot more about millennials and gen Zs.

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It's really...

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So, I'm starting to understand them better. You know what I mean? So, this may make some sense.

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You see, as much as we heard, we're really not that far off with some of their stuff.

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You know, we get like the absurd and the stuff all one way and then one the other and all that stuff.

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But really, most of them are probably just people like us trying to make a living and just, you know, have a happy life.

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So, yeah. So, one, the number one market that they're moving into is Tampa, St. Petersburg, Clearwater, Florida.

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Ninety-five percent millennial moves. So, ninety-five percent of the people moving there are millennials.

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Ninety-five. Why Tampa? I don't get why Tampa.

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I mean, do they want to be tropical? Not like in the Panhandle of Florida, but like the really tropical area that, you know, doesn't get cold that much.

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But maybe Tampa's a little bit better on the cost of living because, I mean, Fort Myers is outrageous.

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Miami's outrageous. Fort Lauderdale's getting outrageous. Orlando's that Orlando.

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So, maybe it's a part of jobs and rent, maybe. I have one word. Okay.

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Hurricanes. Oh, yeah. They don't get so they don't get. Why would you move there? They have hurricanes.

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Yeah, I got it. My opinion. My opinion. No, no, no, no. I get it because that would prevent me from living there, too.

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I think I'd want a vacation home. And number two is Jacksonville, Florida.

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Another Florida. Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. That's number three. Sorry. Jump the gun there. Jump the gun.

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Number two is Las Vegas, Henderson, Paradise, Nevada area with a 56 percent.

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Well, there's a huge difference. Ninety-five percent in Tampa. And then Las Vegas is 56 percent.

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That's well in the 30s off from the first to the second. Las Vegas. I don't know.

217
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I mean, are they service industry jobs that they're looking at and maybe go ahead?

218
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Well, from what I hear, there are quite a few technical jobs out there, too.

219
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Well, as you said, you include like around Henderson. Yeah, so that would be a seven.

220
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And that's where most of the technical jobs are. You're right. Away from Vegas.

221
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You're right. I'll bet you that's what it is. It's kind of like Kansas City. You got Raytown. You got Greenview.

222
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You got Independence. You got Overland Park. You got Marion. You got Lenexa. Yes, that's true.

223
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So a lot of these higher paying tech jobs are not in Kansas City.

224
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They're all in Lenexa, Overland Park, Olathe, some in Independence, some in Lee's Summit. Yeah.

225
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You know, so I get what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. Number three is Jacksonville, like I said, at 54 percent.

226
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Still back to Florida. I'm trying to figure that out.

227
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Jacksonville, I've not been there very much. I've only been there, I think, one time, if I remember correctly,

228
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and only spent a couple of days there doing a job and then I left. So I really don't know that much about it.

229
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I know that they have a lot of historical places around there, but maybe there's a lot of tech jobs.

230
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I mean, I couldn't tell you. So OK, so I know it ain't their football team. Yeah. Yeah.

231
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Just kidding. Just kidding. Well, they flush themselves this year, didn't they? OK.

232
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Number four, Nashville, Davidson, Franklin, Tennessee. I could see that. Me too.

233
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Nashville, there are a lot of jobs. Nashville is one of the up and coming metro areas.

234
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It's like very quickly populating in a lot of areas.

235
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The biggest problem with Nashville, because I've been there enough for work and play,

236
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the biggest problem with Nashville is they've built a loop interstate over the north part.

237
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The south part does not have an interstate that services around the metroplex.

238
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You know, like we have 435, right? Yeah. 435 services all areas of Kansas City.

239
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Let's say you want to get from Brandview to Independence really quick. OK, 435.

240
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And if not 435, then they have the extension 470 that goes all the way out

241
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and then goes up and matches up with 70 over near Independence.

242
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So Nashville doesn't have that south corridor like it needs.

243
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So everybody that you talk to that lives there goes, yeah, they really screwed up

244
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because they only built the north part of it and then they just forgot about it

245
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or didn't get the funding. I don't know.

246
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But it's still growing like crazy. They're going to have to do something though.

247
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They're going to have to come up with a south loop of some sort. Yeah.

248
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Number five, and this is not surprising at all, Austin Round Rock, Texas.

249
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Austin is a music city like Nashville. Right. Right.

250
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As a matter of fact, per capita, there may even be more, maybe not as quality,

251
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but there are a lot of quality musicians in Austin. But, yeah, there is.

252
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There may be more, there may be more actual musicians in Austin, Texas.

253
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There are a lot of them. They're at every street corner and they're all pretty good.

254
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I mean, they are kind of like Nashville of Texas really.

255
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And they're a newer city. Their downtown is all new.

256
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They've got a beautiful river running down. I mean, it's a nice place. Oh, yeah.

257
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And I can see why millennials would flock there.

258
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I mean, there's jobs there. There's all kinds of tech jobs.

259
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So I get that one. This one, I don't know that that much about.

260
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I don't believe I've ever been there.

261
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This is Bridgeport, Stanford, Connecticut, Norwalk, Connecticut.

262
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At 40 percent. Okay.

263
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Stanford, Connecticut is where WWE is based out of.

264
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Okay. So there's probably a lot of office jobs there, wouldn't you say?

265
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And there's Stanford to school. I don't know.

266
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I don't know much about that area.

267
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I really don't know what would attract them.

268
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I don't either. I know virtually nothing about it. So, okay. Well, whatever.

269
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I live in WWE. Yeah. I'd move there just for the WWE. Oh, hell yeah.

270
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Although Vince McMahon probably doesn't live there anymore.

271
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Yeah. Yeah. Let's not talk about him.

272
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. He's been he's been canceled, hadn't he?

273
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Yeah. Pretty much.

274
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Probably with good reason.

275
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Probably with good reason.

276
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Okay. Number seven, Phoenix, Mesa, Scottsdale, Arizona.

277
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Yeah. There's a lot of there's a lot of startup companies there.

278
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There's a lot of tech jobs.

279
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The weather is good. You know, you don't get cold.

280
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You don't get a lot of rainy days. You get a lot of sunshine.

281
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So I could definitely see millennials going there.

282
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Okay. Well, I personally know a couple of people that I went to school with that ended up moving out there.

283
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Yeah. Around that area.

284
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Scottsdale is beautiful.

285
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And so is Phoenix, but Scottsdale is beautiful.

286
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And I can understand anyone wanting to move there, actually.

287
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Scottsdale is more of a retirement area.

288
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It is. It is.

289
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But it is beautiful. And I could see where the jobs would be.

290
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Take care of everybody.

291
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Well, this is what I've always heard about Scottsdale.

292
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They say, OK, you're older, you're going to retire.

293
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They say that you'll probably live longer out there because they don't have the big storm systems.

294
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They don't have the aches and pains like you do here with all the air pressure changes and the barometric pressure and all that.

295
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It's a lot easier on your body.

296
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Therefore, they they say that you probably live longer out there than you would if you were in the Midwest where our weather is horrible.

297
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Do you see? Do you see what they're saying?

298
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And I've heard that for a long time.

299
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I've even heard that from someone that we know.

300
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I heard that from a doctor.

301
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Doctors said, yeah, you know, look, it's easier on your body.

302
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So you live longer.

303
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So a lot of people go out there to, one, enjoy the rest of their life and good weather.

304
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Two, probably live longer and feel better when you live.

305
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So I get that.

306
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:04,920
This next one, I spent a lot of time in this city working.

307
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,920
I'm not a huge I'm not a huge fan of it.

308
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They have the Brick Town and that's cool.

309
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But I mean, I don't know.

310
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Maybe they came up with some other areas, but Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

311
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I love Brick Town.

312
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I love the downtown.

313
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They have some pretty nice restaurants around Brick Town and downtown proper and that whole thing.

314
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But I don't know.

315
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What do you think?

316
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I know.

317
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I know.

318
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Casinos.

319
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Oh, yeah.

320
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You're right.

321
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Yeah.

322
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There's a lot of Indian Reservation casinos all around there.

323
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Yeah, you're right.

324
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Number nine.

325
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A lot of work.

326
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Yeah.

327
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Yeah.

328
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I get it.

329
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You're right.

330
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There's a lot of work.

331
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,920
There was there was a lot of energy.

332
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Devon Energy done that job.

333
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:01,920
My God, that job was huge.

334
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,920
Oh, yeah, there is.

335
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:04,920
There is.

336
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,920
There's another energy company that's even bigger than them.

337
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,920
Devon has the tallest building.

338
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:17,920
Last I knew it was taller than any skyscraper in Dallas and they thought it was funny because they're kind of in a rivalry with Dallas.

339
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:22,920
Dallas looks at Oklahoma City as their dumb little brother.

340
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:27,920
Well, Oklahoma City built this skyscraper bigger than anything in Dallas.

341
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:32,920
And I think Dallas, the last I knew, was working on something bigger than that because they were insulted.

342
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,920
But that was a Devon Energy job.

343
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,920
And that skyscraper is large.

344
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It's a huge skyscraper.

345
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:45,920
But they say that everybody that skyscraper is EF5 proof.

346
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:46,920
Wow.

347
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:53,920
So you could stand up there in the boardroom where I was working at the very top of that thing and watch a tornado hit you.

348
00:27:53,920 --> 00:28:04,920
And then supposedly an EF5 of over 200 mile an hour winds is supposed to be built to sustain all of that.

349
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,920
Well, down there, that probably needed.

350
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,920
This is tornado alley.

351
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:12,920
Yes.

352
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,920
Now, that is what they were saying there.

353
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:21,920
If that's the actual case, how would you really know, you know, until it happened?

354
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,920
And then if it doesn't work, then, you know, you're probably.

355
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,920
Exactly.

356
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,920
Yeah.

357
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,920
So.

358
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:32,920
Could it be told, he'd like you to make it to an EF3?

359
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:33,920
It could be.

360
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:34,920
It could be.

361
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,920
But that's what they were telling us on the job site.

362
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,920
They said that this is a different type of building.

363
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,920
And so, okay.

364
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,920
You know what, whatever.

365
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:45,920
I hope it is.

366
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:46,920
I hope they're right.

367
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,920
And I don't think I was chitter chatter.

368
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,920
I heard enough of it from people.

369
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,920
I think that that was what they really thought.

370
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,920
Right.

371
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,920
Number nine, Richmond, Virginia.

372
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,920
Been through there a couple of times.

373
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Haven't really stopped there very much.

374
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:02,920
I don't know.

375
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,920
That one's a type of an odd one too.

376
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,920
Yeah, it is.

377
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,920
Thirty eight percent.

378
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:07,920
That's like your millennial.

379
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,920
Oh, they're tied with Oak City, Oklahoma City, 38 percent.

380
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And then finally rounding out the top ten is Riley, North Carolina, which I don't know

381
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:18,920
anything about.

382
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:19,920
Thirty seven percent.

383
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,920
Don't think I've ever been there.

384
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,920
As far as I know, I'll never be there.

385
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:30,920
I've been to Hickory, North Carolina, which is not very far from it, I believe.

386
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:31,920
But never been to Riley.

387
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:36,920
Well, I would say the tobacco business, but it's kind of dying off.

388
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:37,920
Oh, yeah.

389
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:38,920
Yeah.

390
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:39,920
Yep.

391
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,920
So yeah, I don't know.

392
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,920
You got me on most of these, man.

393
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:45,920
Yeah.

394
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:46,920
I don't understand a lot of them.

395
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,920
Well, I was trying to figure them out, so I was like, you know what?

396
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,920
I'll just take them on here and we can talk them out like we always do.

397
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:53,920
Yeah.

398
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,920
Most of them just tell me.

399
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,920
I really don't understand why they're going to these places.

400
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,920
Yeah, me neither.

401
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,920
So anyhow, let's come back.

402
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,920
Let's take our first break.

403
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,920
And I have some new nose you might be interested in, Rob, but after your story.

404
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:11,920
All right.

405
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,920
Okay, we will.

406
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:22,920
Oh, Lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

407
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:23,920
Hey there.

408
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,920
Don't worry.

409
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,920
I have a clown nose.

410
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:34,920
Oh, no, that drunk guy just hit my child.

411
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,920
It is okay.

412
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,920
I have a clown nose.

413
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,920
Clown nose.

414
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,920
Just put one on and you can do anything.

415
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,920
Want to run for office?

416
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:45,920
Murder people in public?

417
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,920
Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

418
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,920
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

419
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,920
Grab one today and make magic happen.

420
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,920
Hello.

421
00:30:58,920 --> 00:30:59,920
This is Satan.

422
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:04,920
You might know me from my pet name, Inflation.

423
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:15,920
I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douchebags in microphone by a nice warm fire at night.

424
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:20,920
I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that day.

425
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:24,920
Enjoy.

426
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,920
As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum.

427
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:32,920
Two douchebags in a microphone.

428
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,920
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

429
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,920
It's strange insults from an alien.

430
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,920
Real hilarity.

431
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,920
Don't be ashamed of who you are.

432
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,920
That's your parents job.

433
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:47,920
Break shit house energy drink.

434
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:48,920
That's right.

435
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,920
Break shit house energy drink.

436
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,920
Make magic happen with a girl.

437
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,920
She wants your balls.

438
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,920
You want to fuck shit up?

439
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,920
The force coming across America.

440
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,920
Break shit house is for you.

441
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,920
Please enjoy break shit house energy drink responsibly.

442
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,920
It's not readily available anywhere.

443
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:19,920
Because of liability issues.

444
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:20,920
And we are back.

445
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,920
This is two douchebags in microphone on Mark.

446
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:25,920
And I'm Rob.

447
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,920
Okay Rob, you got something you want to go into here?

448
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,920
Did you want me to go into the big one?

449
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:32,920
No, no, no, no.

450
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:33,920
That's going to be for the...

451
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:34,920
No, no, no, no.

452
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,920
Okay, well yeah, I got something else.

453
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,920
Are you talking about the wrestling roundup?

454
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:40,920
Yeah, yeah.

455
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:41,920
No, no, no.

456
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,920
That's going to be the segment.

457
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,920
Yeah, we put that at the last.

458
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,920
That way if someone doesn't like wrestling, they don't have to listen to it.

459
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:49,920
So.

460
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,920
Alright.

461
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,920
No, yeah, I have another little story here.

462
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,920
Okay.

463
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:56,920
And it's another sad story.

464
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,920
We brought somebody else in the music industry.

465
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:04,920
Oh no.

466
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:10,920
DJ Snare, a founding member of Firehouse, died at the age of 64.

467
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,920
He was a singer wasn't he?

468
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:17,920
The rock band announced on social media Sunday.

469
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:25,920
The lead vocalist, who was expected to return touring this summer after his recovery from

470
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:31,920
abdominal surgery, passed away unexpectedly at his home Friday night.

471
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,920
They thought that he was fine.

472
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:41,920
The PNC and his daughter Heather told the outlet that her father had suffered cardiac arrest

473
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,920
after a long journey with cancer.

474
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:51,920
Wow, I did not know that.

475
00:33:51,920 --> 00:34:00,920
Well, a lot of times chemotherapy is so hard on your body that people do have heart attacks

476
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,920
because it's so hard on your body.

477
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:07,920
Yeah, that's what happens.

478
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,920
I didn't know that DJ Snare had cancer even.

479
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:12,920
No, I did not either.

480
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,920
But I guess they were still touring and they were still together and everything.

481
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,920
I had no idea.

482
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:23,920
Yeah, I'd say they were about to go on tour again this summer.

483
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,920
Yeah, they must only go to bigger markets.

484
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,920
They don't come by Kansas City, Camdenton, Price.

485
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:36,920
You know, they probably go to the top 15 markets because those can sustain that kind of a concert.

486
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:40,920
You know, where in Kansas City there would be like 200 people interested in it.

487
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:44,920
In New York there might be like 2,500 people interested in it.

488
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,920
So naturally they're going to go to New York or New Jersey.

489
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,920
A lot of them go to New Jersey and the New York people make a trek down.

490
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:57,920
Well, to be honest, the older I get, the more I get into Fired House.

491
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,920
I mean, I always kind of liked them.

492
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:01,920
They always had a good song.

493
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,920
They were a victim of an overplayed ballad.

494
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:06,920
Yeah, yeah.

495
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:07,920
That was the problem.

496
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,920
And nobody really listened to the rest of their songs.

497
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,920
No one really took them seriously.

498
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:18,920
They were ballad rock right before Grunge came out.

499
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:22,920
So it was timing with the victim of the ballad rock.

500
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:29,920
And that's when the ballads would be on the charts for fucking two years.

501
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:36,920
And if there was any good songs on the album, you wouldn't know it because you never heard them.

502
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,920
Right.

503
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:42,920
And I'm talking about that Love of a Lifetime or whatever song.

504
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,920
Not a very good song.

505
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:54,920
But they could not keep it off the damn turntable on any rock station, Rock Radio America, every damn rock station around, was playing that.

506
00:35:54,920 --> 00:36:00,920
And it's like, man, if they had any good songs, you'd never know it.

507
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:01,920
All right. Thank you, Rob.

508
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,920
Is that the end of that one?

509
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:05,920
Yeah, that was it.

510
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:14,920
All right. Like I said, I have some did you knows I think you'll probably like and hopefully the people out there will like too.

511
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:24,920
OK, Rob, did you know no number before 1000 contains the letter A?

512
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:32,920
And I tried to go through it and I think they are correct on that.

513
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:39,920
Because then it would be 1005 1006.

514
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,920
I think I'm trying to think of how that would work.

515
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,920
You know what? I don't know. Forget it.

516
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,920
I have no idea how that would work.

517
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:51,920
I've had a long day. You're thinking way too much for me right now.

518
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,920
No, you're right. OK.

519
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,920
Did you know that I did all day at work?

520
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,920
You don't need to do it out here, right?

521
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,920
I got there after four and a half hours.

522
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,920
Yeah, decompressing.

523
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:16,920
Did you know Sudan has more periods, not periods, more periods than any other country in the world?

524
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,920
I don't think there's any way I should have known that to you.

525
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,920
Yeah, I wouldn't have a clue.

526
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,920
Yeah.

527
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:39,920
Did you know that the circulatory system is more than 60,000 miles long in a person?

528
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,920
I knew it was long. I didn't know it was that long.

529
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,920
60,000? Wow.

530
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:51,920
Yeah, that's a lot longer than I thought it was. I thought it was maybe like a couple thousand.

531
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:57,920
Yeah, that's... it seems insane, doesn't it?

532
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,920
That's crazy.

533
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:00,920
OK.

534
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:04,920
Did that say your intestines are a long tail?

535
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,920
No, this next one is...

536
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,920
Wow, that's just... wow.

537
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:14,920
This next one is odd and I'm going to get to the bottom of it, but I have heard it before and I believe it to be true.

538
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,920
But I'm going to find out why.

539
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:24,920
Hope cannot be an organ donor.

540
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:32,920
So if his son... or no, wait, wait, wait. They're celibate, aren't they?

541
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,920
Yeah, they're supposed to be celibate.

542
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:44,920
Yeah. OK, if his brother needed a liver or a kidney or something, he couldn't do it because he cannot be an organ donor.

543
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,920
I have heard that. I have heard that.

544
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:55,920
I'm going to look that up why. I'm going to look up... I didn't get a chance to because I had a lot of stuff going on today besides yard work.

545
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,920
OK.

546
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,920
I have heard that.

547
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,920
Yeah, I have too. I believe that's true. I've heard that enough, I think.

548
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,920
Well, I'll look it all up and I'll give a report on it.

549
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:13,920
OK. The world's longest concert lasted 453 hours.

550
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,920
Well, we know it wasn't Vince Neil doing it.

551
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,920
Was it Woodstock?

552
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:23,920
Might have been. He didn't say.

553
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:29,920
Woodstock? Oh, no, no, no. No. Woodstock was only...

554
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:30,920
Was what?

555
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:31,920
Like three days.

556
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,920
Oh, three days. Yeah, that's right.

557
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:41,920
I'll have to look that up too and find out what event it was.

558
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:51,920
Did you know that... and I did know this... it's impossible to hum while holding your nose.

559
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,920
No, I did not know that.

560
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:57,920
I'm going to try it right now.

561
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,920
It doesn't work?

562
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,920
I did not know that.

563
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:03,920
Yep. And I just confirmed it.

564
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:15,920
All right. Did you know that Africa... I did know this too, actually. Africa is the only continent in all four hemispheres.

565
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:20,920
We learned that in school, I think you did too, probably, Rob.

566
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,920
Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right.

567
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:27,920
It took me a minute for it to flash back and I was like, wait a minute. Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep.

568
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:36,920
Okay. Did you know that all mammals get goosebumps? I don't think there's a reason I should have known that.

569
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,920
I have heard that. I have heard that.

570
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:45,920
The thing I'm saying is, is there's probably not a reason we should know that, right?

571
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,920
True. True.

572
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:52,920
Yeah. But I do think it's true. Okay. Next one.

573
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:59,920
Well, if you think about it, mammals have hair. They have pores.

574
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:01,920
And we're warm-blooded.

575
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,920
That's where the goosebumps come from.

576
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:13,920
Yeah, and being warm-blooded, naturally you're going to have a reaction to the cold. So yeah, I get it. I get it. It makes sense.

577
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:19,920
Did you know that Japan has one vending machine for every 40 people? Actually, I did know that.

578
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:27,920
They are vending machines crazy over there. They sell eggs in vending machines. They sell socks in vending machines, underwear.

579
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,920
I mean, Japan loves vending machines. They just love going up there.

580
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,920
I never knew that.

581
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:37,920
Yeah. You could probably even buy sushi in a vending machine over there. I'm not for sure.

582
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:43,920
Yeah. Anyhow, yeah. So I believe that.

583
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,920
I don't see why not. It's not too bad anyway.

584
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:57,920
Now, I looked this up, and this was true, Rob. This is going to sound really absurd. Did you know that McDonald's once made bubblegum flavored broccoli?

585
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,920
No, I did not.

586
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:07,920
It was designed to get kids to eat their vegetables. It was like their whole campaign. It's quite a while ago. I think it might have been in the 70s.

587
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:12,920
It lasted about a week, and I think the guy was fired that came up with it. So yeah.

588
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,920
Yeah.

589
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:25,920
So, I didn't know this. Finland has more saunas than cars. Did you know? Finland has more saunas than cars.

590
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,920
No.

591
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,920
Yep. Next one.

592
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,920
Well, I'm flocking to Finland, man.

593
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,920
Yeah. Going to a sauna with no cars around.

594
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:47,920
Did you know the longest time someone has spent holding their breath underwater is 24 minutes and 37 seconds?

595
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,920
How in the fuck is that possible?

596
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:53,920
How? How?

597
00:42:53,920 --> 00:43:05,920
Would you just like, would you die of no air? Because like, if someone's dead over like three minutes, you're all, oh, there's going to be brain damage. Right?

598
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:11,920
Man, I'm lucky to hold my breath.

599
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:12,920
For two seconds?

600
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,920
Yeah.

601
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:14,920
And a half.

602
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,920
Yeah. What the?

603
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:19,920
Because after you was smoking too. So, you know.

604
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:26,920
Oh yeah, yeah. But do you see what I mean? Over about three minutes.

605
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:27,920
That's crazy.

606
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:33,920
Then they're assessing how much brain damage is going to be. They bring somebody back like maybe five minutes later.

607
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:40,920
And they're like, yeah, we brought him back, but he's probably going to have some brain damage because his brain didn't have oxygen for five minutes.

608
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:51,920
So how in the hell can someone hold their breath for 24 minutes and 37 seconds and not have brain damage? What's the difference?

609
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,920
I guess I'll look that up too.

610
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,920
Yeah.

611
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:01,920
Did you know that bats are the only flying mammals? Yes.

612
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:07,920
Yep. That's an easy one. Did you know that tomatoes are a fruit, not a vegetable? Yes, we knew that.

613
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:08,920
Yep.

614
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:14,920
Did you know that chihuahuas are the smallest dog breed? I figured, but I didn't know that. I kind of thought that.

615
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,920
They're also the biggest pain in the ass.

616
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,920
Yeah, they are. Yeah, they.

617
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:24,920
Other than golden lads. No, I take it back. Golden lads and chihuahuas.

618
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:33,920
Okay. Yep. Yeah, chihuahuas think they're 10 foot tall and they live by it. They don't care. They will not back down.

619
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:38,920
They will fight the biggest. And young golden labs eat anything in sight.

620
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:45,920
So will black labs because I've had enough black labs. Yes.

621
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:52,920
Did you know that Buzz Lightyear's original name was Lunar Larry? I actually knew that.

622
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:58,920
Don't ask me how. I just read that today. Oh, wow. I just read that today.

623
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,920
How weird. Then I all of a sudden come up with it. Huh.

624
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,920
That's crazy.

625
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,920
This next one, I think I knew this at one time, but I'm not for sure.

626
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:19,920
But did you know that a chicken once lived for 18 months without its head?

627
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:24,920
What? 18 months without its head? I'm going to have to look up on that one.

628
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,920
All the stuff that I did read. Yeah.

629
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,920
That one needs fact check. Yep.

630
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:36,920
This next one I did know and the name of the animal is Rosie. Come on Facebook. Get on it.

631
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:41,920
I'll have to look that up and report it tomorrow.

632
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:47,920
Next one. Did you know that a sheep was the first animal to be cloned? Yes.

633
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:52,920
Her name was Rosie. Yeah. Yeah, that I knew. That was an easy one.

634
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,920
We were growing up when that happened. Yeah, that was our lifetime.

635
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:01,920
We remember that well because we were already adults when that happened.

636
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:05,920
It was probably what, maybe 15 years ago? Something like that?

637
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,920
Maybe a little bit longer, maybe a little bit less. I think about 10 years ago.

638
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:17,920
Okay. It was like 20, 30 years ago, wasn't it? Yep. Yeah.

639
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:23,920
Something like that. Something like that. Yeah, I'll have to look. Oh well.

640
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:31,920
Did you know that a mile is 5,280 feet long? Yes, I did know that. Did you? Yep. Yep.

641
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:35,920
Now this one I did not know because how could we know?

642
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:39,920
These are such a weird fucking animal. Nobody knows anything about them.

643
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:44,920
A platypus sweats milk.

644
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:53,920
What? A platypus sweats milk.

645
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:59,920
I had no idea. How could we? Nobody knows anything about platypuses.

646
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:04,920
I know they are cool animals, but I did not know that.

647
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:08,920
If anyone is wondering, we are talking about a duck-billed platypus.

648
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,920
That is what we are talking about. Yeah.

649
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:15,920
A duck-billed platypus is like their long name, but they are actually just platypuses,

650
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,920
but people put on duck-billed to describe them.

651
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:26,920
Actually, they got them down in Louisiana and Florida. Yes, they do.

652
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,920
In the rivers. Yeah.

653
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,920
They are odd creatures. Nobody really seems to know that much about them.

654
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:38,920
But they are cool as hell. They are cool. They are just very odd.

655
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:44,920
Yeah. And the rule is you do not mess with them.

656
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:49,920
That is what I heard. I heard they can be really mean if you screw with them.

657
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:57,920
Yeah. Well, I have actually been watching them on Axman lately.

658
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:04,920
They got in the way. They went down in the rivers in Louisiana and Florida.

659
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:10,920
And that is the rule on the river. You see a platypus, you leave.

660
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:15,920
You do not mess with the platypus. Oh, it is that vicious?

661
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:20,920
Well, no. It is not much welcome. You do not invade on their territory.

662
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,920
Oh, okay. All right. Well, okay. Their territory.

663
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:28,920
Well, I think they are getting to be in danger or something. I do not know.

664
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,920
Oh, what a shame. Yeah. You know, that is the rule on the river.

665
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:37,920
You do not mess with the platypus. You iterate on it. Wow.

666
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,920
You move on. Okay. Okay.

667
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,920
I learn something every day. Do not mess with the platypus. Yeah.

668
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:49,920
All right. I just learned that the other day. Okay.

669
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,920
You got me on that. Okay. Next one.

670
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,920
Did you know that bananas glow blue under a black light?

671
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:01,920
No. I did not know that. Did you?

672
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:07,920
Never ate a banana under a black light.

673
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,920
Nope. Never had a clue. Never had a reason.

674
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,920
Was never that stoned, I guess, right?

675
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:19,920
Evidently. And banana would not have been my first munchie, just saying.

676
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:21,920
Me too.

677
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:28,920
Zingers, any type of little debbies. Let us see. What else?

678
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:35,920
Nachos, burritos, dogs, burritos, especially back then.

679
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:40,920
I got one for you, and you tell me if this jives with you or not. Okay.

680
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:47,920
I got the peanut butter and cheese square crackers in the little package.

681
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,920
Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, those things were miracles.

682
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:56,920
Dude, I'll grab a package or two and take it to lunch or breakfast.

683
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:00,920
Oh, hell yeah. Those things are delicious. At work, you know.

684
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,920
The reason I remember them is because I saw a big pack of them in a store today,

685
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,920
and I was like, oh wow, they still make those.

686
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,920
Yeah, they do. They do.

687
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,920
Very cool. I almost got them, but I decided not to.

688
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,920
It's like one more thing I could eat around the house.

689
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:16,920
They make those little snacks, especially for kids, you know.

690
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,920
Oh yeah, kids love them. And cheese and peanut butter.

691
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,920
Anything with cheese and peanut butter, how can you go wrong?

692
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,920
Yeah, really.

693
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:31,920
Alright, next one. And I knew this because this is a big story probably about 20, 25 years ago.

694
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:36,920
A woman in the United Kingdom called the police when her ice cream didn't have enough sprinkles.

695
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:40,920
And she raised hell with the store, raised hell with the store,

696
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,920
and they kept telling her, lady, get the fuck out of here.

697
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,920
You're not getting any more sprinkles because they were like, you know what?

698
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,920
You've been a rude bitch. We're not going to succumb to your demands.

699
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:54,920
And then when they didn't, she called the police, and the police promptly came down there

700
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:59,920
and arrested her for disturbing the peace in a lawful something or other.

701
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:05,920
So, yeah, I did know that, and she deserved it, didn't she?

702
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:14,920
Actually, once you start talking about it, I start, yeah, I vaguely remember something about that.

703
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:18,920
It was in the news a couple of days, it was a long time ago.

704
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,920
Yeah, yeah. I vaguely remember it.

705
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:23,920
Same here.

706
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,920
Got no sprinkles. I remember that.

707
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:32,920
Okay, this next one's very believable because Russia is so huge and massive.

708
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:38,920
Russia has 11 time zones.

709
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:39,920
I can believe it.

710
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,920
That doesn't surprise me one bit.

711
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:49,920
This next one, I didn't know and I didn't want to know.

712
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:58,920
Japan released sushi-inspired Kit Kats, as in the chocolate bar, way firm.

713
00:51:58,920 --> 00:51:59,920
Did not know that.

714
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:06,920
Me neither, there's no reason for me to know that, and there's no reason for me to ever even take interest in that.

715
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,920
Ugh. Okay.

716
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:16,920
Next one, comets smell like rotten eggs, so comets fart.

717
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,920
All right.

718
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:20,920
Cool.

719
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:25,920
Yeah, comets are gassy, and gas is a fart.

720
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:29,920
So comets fart, I'm putting it all together now. There we go.

721
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:30,920
Yeah.

722
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:31,920
There you go, you guys know.

723
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:32,920
You got it.

724
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:33,920
Comets fart.

725
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:35,920
You are so smart, Mark.

726
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,920
Thank you. I try, I try. I try to better my time.

727
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:39,920
I know you do.

728
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:40,920
I try to better my time.

729
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,920
Hey, you're a lot better than I am.

730
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:46,920
I don't know about that. You're smart on your stuff, I'm smart on my stuff.

731
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:54,920
Yeah, yeah. Well, you always see me with, yeah, wait till you bring my equipment, you'll see how stupid I am.

732
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,920
I'm telling you, dude, you know what, I'm just going to shut up about it.

733
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,920
I'm just going to come down there and go, here, Rob, here's how you do it.

734
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:05,920
And you're going to go, oh, fuck, you are, you're going to go, get out of here, man, I already got it done.

735
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,920
So the only thing you need to know is how to do the effects.

736
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:17,920
You know, I do the low voices and the high voices, or the alien that does the strange insults.

737
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:23,920
There's different features on this program here that you can do that in, and it's the best way to do it.

738
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,920
It's the most timely and it sounds good enough to do it.

739
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:30,920
You know, there's other stuff. Honestly, I couldn't wait to play with it.

740
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,920
Dude, you're going to lose it. You're what I come up with.

741
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,920
At first, you're going to lose a couple of weeks in it like I did.

742
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,920
It's like there's all these little different features and stuff. It's really cool.

743
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:43,920
And mine is audio tonic. It was a...

744
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:48,920
Shit, that means I'm going to use my two weeks vacation right off the bat.

745
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:57,920
Yeah. Audacity is not Odyssey like the radio group. Audacity is the program.

746
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:02,920
But audio tonic was rebuilt for Windows 10. I have Windows 11 on here.

747
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:09,920
But I discovered that audio tonic jives better with Windows than Audacity does.

748
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:13,920
And most people use Audacity, but I use audio tonic.

749
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:18,920
There's only a slight difference. The one I'm giving you is Audacity software.

750
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:23,920
But it works virtually the same. So anyhow...

751
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,920
As long as it gets me by, that's all that matters.

752
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,920
It will. Actually, what you learned...

753
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:33,920
What you learned, I think Audacity has a few more features than audio tonic.

754
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:41,920
I think audio tonic was rebuilt to take out the features that was buggy with Windows is what happened.

755
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:45,920
Okay. Anyhow, next one. Let's see, where the hell was I?

756
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:50,920
Oh! Here's one.

757
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:58,920
Captain Crunch's full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.

758
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,920
That is cool.

759
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:04,920
I had no reason to know that.

760
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:06,920
Me neither, but isn't that cool?

761
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:11,920
His real name is Horatio Magellan Crunch.

762
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:13,920
That is cool.

763
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:17,920
Whoever came up with that was stoned, I guarantee you.

764
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:23,920
Next one. Bees can fly higher than Mount Everest.

765
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:28,920
I'll tell you why they can. They go up the mountain and jump from one to another.

766
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,920
Yeah.

767
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:34,920
I believe it. I think it's very believable.

768
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:38,920
And I already knew this, and you knew this too, Rob. Guaranteed.

769
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,920
Vatican City is the smallest country in the world. Yeah, it's the smallest sovereign country.

770
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,920
Oh, no, no, no! What about Sealand?

771
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:47,920
Sealand?

772
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,920
Wait a minute. This is outdated.

773
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:51,920
It is.

774
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:52,920
I think Sealand is it.

775
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,920
We have proof of that.

776
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,920
Hey, Rob. I got a question for you.

777
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:03,920
Who is the official podcast of Sealand?

778
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,920
It's who do spags for the microphone.

779
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,920
Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!

780
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:12,920
Oh, hi Opal. Hi Jimmy. Hi Grandma Opal. Hi Jimmy. Love you guys.

781
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,920
Hi Grandma. Hi Jimmy.

782
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,920
Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Dodge City. Love you guys. Woohoo!

783
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,920
We need to email. Make sure everything's alright.

784
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,920
Yeah, he's not emailed me ever since then.

785
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:29,920
Haven't heard from you guys in a while. I'm starting to worry.

786
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,920
I'm starting to worry too. Like maybe something happened. I don't know.

787
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:37,920
So guys, come on. Email me. It would have to be Jimmy.

788
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:41,920
Jimmy, break me an email. Let me know you're okay. Break me off one.

789
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,920
Let me know that Opal's okay.

790
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:49,920
Okay. I feel like I know them, don't you?

791
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:53,920
Jimmy, yeah. I'm starting to get worried here.

792
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:57,920
Yeah, me too. I mean, they feel like friends and I want to know that they're okay.

793
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:58,920
Yeah.

794
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:04,920
I like them. The whole fact that an 87 year old woman would be listening to us and her grandson.

795
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,920
Right. I mean, that's amazing.

796
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:12,920
To me, that's just like, that gives me tingles. I love that. That's great. That's why we do this.

797
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:16,920
Well, that tells you how much Jimmy knows Grandma Opal.

798
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:17,920
Yeah, that's true.

799
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,920
Hey Grandma, you're gonna like these guys.

800
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,920
That's the main reason why we do this, man. That's why we don't talk politics.

801
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,920
That's how come we don't talk too overly scientific.

802
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:33,920
It's because we just want to make people grin and laugh and that's it, man.

803
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:37,920
Nothing wrong with that. There's a need for that in America right now.

804
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,920
Yeah, there is.

805
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:49,920
Okay. I didn't know this. President Theodore, not Franklin, Theodore Roosevelt had a pet hyena.

806
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:53,920
Hell, I knew.

807
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:58,920
He called his penis that.

808
00:57:58,920 --> 00:57:59,920
Oh.

809
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:00,920
Yeah.

810
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,920
Okay, that I do not know. I thought he was.

811
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:12,920
No, he found a young intern. He goes, hey, you want to go pet my pet hyena?

812
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:17,920
And then of course they said yeah, and then he had him trapped in the room, right?

813
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:18,920
Okay, maybe not.

814
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:23,920
I always heard he had a hyena inside his bed.

815
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:27,920
You didn't know it was for his wiener.

816
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:32,920
Okay, next one here. Moving right along. Sorry I trashed you.

817
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,920
I feel like an idiot right now.

818
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:41,920
Okay, the Hollywood sign, the big one you know up above on the hills.

819
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:44,920
Yeah, on the mountainside.

820
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:48,920
Hollywood land.

821
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:50,920
Okay. Yes. Yes.

822
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,920
I did? Okay, I didn't know that.

823
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:54,920
Yes.

824
00:58:54,920 --> 00:59:03,920
This next one I knew everybody knows. Peanuts are not a type of nut.

825
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:07,920
Did you know that blue whale tongues can weigh as much as an elephant?

826
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:13,920
Son of a bitch, how they keep that in their mouth?

827
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:18,920
You know what, I better stop there. We're on 53 minutes and you've got to get to your wrestling.

828
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:21,920
I'm going to read the rest of them off later.

829
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:27,920
We're at 53 minutes and we haven't taken our second break and you need to get to the wrestling roundup.

830
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:31,920
Let's go ahead and cut this bitch off right now and we'll be right back in a couple of minutes.

831
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,920
That sound good, Rob?

832
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,920
Alright, I mean I'm fine, but yeah, we should be alright.

833
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,920
You want me to keep reading them off?

834
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:40,920
How many do you got?

835
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:45,920
Oh shit, I got about 20 more.

836
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,920
I'll read off a couple more.

837
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:50,920
Yeah, read off a couple more and then we'll take a break.

838
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:57,920
Okay. Okay, let's see, blue whales. Skin is the body's largest organ.

839
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,920
I didn't know skin was an organ, did you?

840
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:06,920
Actually, I did hear that.

841
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:08,920
I never, I didn't know that.

842
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:12,920
Skin is a living organ.

843
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:16,920
Okay, alright.

844
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:22,920
Next one, did you know that the unicorn is the national animal of Scotland?

845
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,920
Didn't know that.

846
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,920
Yes, I have heard that too.

847
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:33,920
Damn, you know all these ones. I might have known them at one time and forgot them, I don't know.

848
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,920
Anyhow, yeah, some of these I didn't know.

849
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:40,920
This is just stuff that I've been on the podcast.

850
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:46,920
You're browsing the internet for stories and yeah, that's, I increase my knowledge base by a lot too,

851
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:52,920
and probably my bullshit stuff too because I'm sure that not all of it is true that I read.

852
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:58,920
So, anyhow, next one, fingernails grow faster than toenails.

853
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:03,920
Well, I never looked at them both long enough to tell, so okay.

854
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:08,920
Never really cared. All I know is I've got to cut them when they need it.

855
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,920
Exactly, and I don't time them either.

856
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:15,920
Yeah, I don't keep track.

857
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:21,920
Five days ago my finger was one tenth of a millimeter on my fingernail, on my index finger,

858
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:32,920
my thumb toe nail only grew one hundredth of a, whatever, okay, anyhow.

859
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:37,920
All right, did you know that giraffe tongues are 20 inches long?

860
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,920
No? Didn't know that, did you?

861
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,920
No, I knew they were long, I just didn't know how long.

862
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:50,920
I knew this. Did you know that shrimp's hearts are located in their heads?

863
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:51,920
Yes.

864
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:55,920
Because after that all you got is a shit tube, right? That's about it?

865
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,920
Yeah.

866
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:04,920
All right, let's see, the largest continent in the world is Asia, did you know? Yeah.

867
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:06,920
Yeah.

868
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:14,920
And I also knew this, because Tyreke calls himself after it, the fastest animal is a cheetah.

869
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:15,920
We knew that.

870
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:18,920
Yep.

871
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:22,920
Did you know there's a planet made almost entirely of diamonds,

872
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:31,920
and I'm sure some fuck nut from here is trying to figure out how to get there.

873
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:32,920
Yeah?

874
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:33,920
Yep.

875
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,920
All right, forget what planet it is.

876
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:41,920
It doesn't say, but I mean, I'm sure it's got to be named.

877
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:47,920
I'm going to go ahead and name it right now, Rob. I'm going to name it Ruby.

878
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:48,920
There you go.

879
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:54,920
Ruby, there we go, just to throw people off. Where is this planet named Diamonds?

880
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:55,920
Yep.

881
01:02:55,920 --> 01:03:00,920
Yep, that has diamonds in it. It could be Ruby, it's named Ruby.

882
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:08,920
All right, next one. Rhode Island is the smallest state in the United States. Yep, knew that.

883
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:14,920
Yep, had to pass that, had to pass the screw.

884
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:19,920
Yeah, Australia is home to the Great Barrier Reef, did you know? Yeah, knew that.

885
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:25,920
This next one, I don't know if I knew, it sounds like something I would have known at one time.

886
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:32,920
The largest animal in the world is a blue whale, and that's where the tongues that weigh more than an elephant, well, their ego.

887
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,920
Yes.

888
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:40,920
I knew this because I've seen them in person do this up in Alaska. Sea otter sleep while holding hands.

889
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:42,920
Yeah, you've been on enough cruises.

890
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:50,920
Yeah, sea otter sleep while holding hands. I knew that.

891
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:57,920
They are very neat creatures, they're very charming, fun-loving, beautiful creatures.

892
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:00,920
I think sea otters are just awesome.

893
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:08,920
So anyhow, let's take our second break and come right back with Rob's rasslin' roundup. That sound good?

894
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:13,920
Hey look, I think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe.

895
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:17,920
Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

896
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:22,920
I'm gonna get you all wet.

897
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:29,920
What do you call an angry carrot?

898
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:34,920
A steamed veggie.

899
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:40,920
Brick shit house energy drink. That's right, brick shit house energy drink.

900
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:43,920
Make men feel a girl. She wants her balls.

901
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:50,920
You want to fuck shit up? You want to fuck us all across America? Brick shit house is for you.

902
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:57,920
Please enjoy brick shit house energy drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere. Because of liability issues.

903
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:07,920
Hi all, this is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America.

904
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:11,920
You can't touch me.

905
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:14,920
Oh yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beard bitch.

906
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:18,920
New douchebags in a microphone, raw and uncensored.

907
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:23,920
See behind the smoke show. Watch as the douchebags get stung by a scorpion beast.

908
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:27,920
Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out.

909
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:32,920
Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the man shitter accusations.

910
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,920
I didn't do it. I'm not the man shitter.

911
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:38,920
Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar.

912
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:41,920
Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you.

913
01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:45,920
Supplies are limited so act now.

914
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:49,920
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte,

915
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:54,920
remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder. It really hurts.

916
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:57,920
Who can afford plastic surgery?

917
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:07,920
Stay safe everyone.

918
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:11,920
Next time you take a dump, listen to two douchebags in a microphone.

919
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:15,920
It's been proven in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal.

920
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:20,920
Get in cover.

921
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:24,920
And we are back. This is two douchebags in a microphone. I'm Mark.

922
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:27,920
And I'm Rob.

923
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:32,920
And so, we have some unfinished business here Rob, don't we?

924
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,920
Yes we do.

925
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:50,920
Alright Rob, we turn to you for the Rob's Rasslin' Roundup.

926
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:59,920
Now we go to Rob Rad's Rasslin' Roundup, the Rasslin' Rundown for the week.

927
01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:04,920
It's going to be about Sunday night.

928
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:10,920
Night two of WrestleMania 40.

929
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:20,920
First match we had Seth Rollins against Drew McIntyre, which has been a long time coming.

930
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:22,920
Cool.

931
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:29,920
And this match was a hard fought match, which everybody knew it would be.

932
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:35,920
It just hit Seth was injured.

933
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:49,920
While Seth was in a tag team match with Cody Rhodes just the night before against Roman Reigns and the Rocks.

934
01:07:49,920 --> 01:07:57,920
Seth's knee had been injured. Seth's known to have a bad back.

935
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:04,920
Well, this match last night was too much.

936
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:09,920
Drew McIntyre took the win.

937
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:20,920
In the World Heavyweight Championship.

938
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:22,920
Okay.

939
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:36,920
But, while Drew McIntyre was in the ring celebrating, he got to Malvin CM Punk, who was on commentary.

940
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:38,920
Cool.

941
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:44,920
CM Punk dropped Drew McIntyre.

942
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:48,920
Drew McIntyre out.

943
01:08:48,920 --> 01:08:52,920
He threw him out or did he kick his ass?

944
01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:56,920
No, no. He dropped him. He was down. He was, yeah.

945
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:57,920
Oh, okay.

946
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:58,920
He was hurt.

947
01:08:58,920 --> 01:08:59,920
Okay.

948
01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:03,920
Well, he was wore out from the match with Seth.

949
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:12,920
CM Punk had been sitting there the whole time, fresh, coming in just to get out.

950
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:17,920
Well, that's where the surprise happened.

951
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,920
Okay.

952
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:26,920
There happens to be this thing called Money in the Bank.

953
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:28,920
Okay.

954
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:33,920
It's every year they hang a briefcase.

955
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:37,920
It's a pay-per-view called Money in the Bank.

956
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:43,920
They hang a briefcase above the ring and it's a ladder match.

957
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:47,920
And they have so many contestants in it.

958
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:53,920
And whoever can climb that ladder and grab that briefcase,

959
01:09:53,920 --> 01:10:03,920
there is a time track to any championship match you want in that briefcase.

960
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:10,920
And you can pull it out at any time.

961
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:21,920
Well, this last year's Money in the Bank winner was Damien Priest of the Judgment Day.

962
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:30,920
After CM Punk took out Drew McIntyre, Damien Priest came down, capitalized on Drew,

963
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:36,920
and now Damien Priest is the World Heavyweight Champion.

964
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:38,920
Okay.

965
01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:43,920
So, Drew McIntyre didn't even get to walk out of the ring with his belt.

966
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:44,920
Wow.

967
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:52,920
Well, there was talk about he might leave the company after that, but he signed a new contract.

968
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:54,920
Drew McIntyre ain't going nowhere.

969
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:56,920
That's just not safe.

970
01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:01,920
Yeah, he'll probably be champion again, too.

971
01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:13,920
Yeah, our next match was EO Sky versus Bayley for the WWE Women's Championship.

972
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:20,920
It was a very back and forth match, which a lot of people figured it would be.

973
01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:22,920
It was a hard fight.

974
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:33,920
But EO Sky took out Bayley's knee, and Bayley just could not feel momentum after that.

975
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:40,920
And EO hit the rose plant on Bayley for the win to retain the belt.

976
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:43,920
Wow, okay.

977
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:49,920
Next up, we have LA Knight versus AJ Styles.

978
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:51,920
Okay.

979
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:54,920
This was a battle. This is a battle.

980
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:58,920
This was an end of a feud match.

981
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:02,920
These two have been going at it.

982
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:06,920
Both fought it. They really did.

983
01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:15,920
AJ came up short.

984
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:23,920
LA Knight was the winner, which happens to be his first WrestleMania.

985
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:25,920
Oh, wow. Okay.

986
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:31,920
One is first WrestleMania match. That's cool.

987
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:44,920
Okay, our fourth match of the night, Logan Paul versus Randy Orton versus Kevin Owens.

988
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:48,920
It was a triple threat match.

989
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:56,920
And this match was back and forth. It was a typical threat match, you know, typical match.

990
01:12:56,920 --> 01:13:02,920
You had two guys, took on each other while one sat back.

991
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:06,920
It was a good match. It was a good match.

992
01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:18,920
But then fellow YouTuber, I Show Speed, if I guess what his name is. I didn't know him.

993
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:19,920
Okay.

994
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:30,920
So Logan Paul out of the ring as Randy Orton was about to attack him, which gave Logan time to recover.

995
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:42,920
And Logan come back up, delivered a frog splash onto Kevin Owens, and Logan Paul retains his belt.

996
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:46,920
Okay.

997
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:52,920
And our fifth match of the night.

998
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:59,920
This was a pretty cool match, man. This was a cool match.

999
01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:09,920
Okay, this was a new group called The Pride, which is Angelo Dawkins and Montez Ford,

1000
01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:18,920
which used to be known as the Street Profits, but they also teamed up with Bobby Lashley.

1001
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:20,920
Now they're called The Pride.

1002
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:40,920
They went up against a new team called The Final Testament, which is O'Kam, Karrion Kross, and Rezar.

1003
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:46,920
This was a good match. We got a couple of fans here though.

1004
01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:56,920
Bubba Ray Dudley was the special guest referee from the Dudley Brothers.

1005
01:14:56,920 --> 01:15:00,920
The old hard core Dudley Brothers, you remember?

1006
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:02,920
Yeah, I do. Yeah.

1007
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:05,920
Yeah, I like them.

1008
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:11,920
Oh yeah, they were great. They were great. ECW days, you know.

1009
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:14,920
Snoop Dogg was on commentary.

1010
01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:16,920
Awesome.

1011
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:28,920
Yes, yes, yes. This was a very fun match. It was just a major brawl through the whole match.

1012
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:39,920
But to wind it up, Bobby Lashley hit Karrion Kross with an inverted DDT onto a chair.

1013
01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:49,920
Angelo Dawkins followed that up with a vintage Dudley, what's up?

1014
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:52,920
You remember that move where he came off the top rope?

1015
01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:56,920
Yeah, I remember.

1016
01:15:56,920 --> 01:16:01,920
Well then, Bubba Ray called from the table.

1017
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:12,920
And Montez Ford from the top rope delivered a frog splash that drove Karrion Kross through the table for the win.

1018
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:15,920
The Fried Orphaned Victorious.

1019
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:17,920
Oh wow.

1020
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:20,920
That was a fun match. That was a fun match.

1021
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:22,920
That does sound like it.

1022
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:27,920
It was. It was.

1023
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:32,920
Okay, now for the final match of WrestleMania 40.

1024
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:35,920
Oh, this is the one you told me about.

1025
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:42,920
The biggest match of the night, of the weekend.

1026
01:16:42,920 --> 01:16:47,920
It was the challenger, Cody Rhodes.

1027
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:53,920
Son of the famous American dream, Dusty Rhodes.

1028
01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:56,920
Versus Roman Reigns.

1029
01:16:56,920 --> 01:17:07,920
Roman Reigns has had the belt 1,316 days.

1030
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:09,920
Wow.

1031
01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:12,920
Well, if you remember right, night one.

1032
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:15,920
Now how long did he have it again?

1033
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:19,920
1,316 days.

1034
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:22,920
Is that the record?

1035
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:27,920
Yeah, yeah, he's held it the longest ever.

1036
01:17:27,920 --> 01:17:29,920
Wow, okay.

1037
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:36,920
Well, after night one, Cody Rhodes and Seth Rollins went against Roman Reigns and Iraq.

1038
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:40,920
Roman Reigns and Iraq won.

1039
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:45,920
If Cody would have won that match, it would have been a one on one.

1040
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:58,920
He did not, so it was a bloodline rules match, which means no disqualification.

1041
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:01,920
Match went on.

1042
01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:06,920
The bloodlines, Jimmy Oso interfered.

1043
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:15,920
His brother, J. Oso, who'd been beating the night before, took him out.

1044
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:16,920
Okay.

1045
01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:27,920
Then their younger brother, Solo Sikola, who is part of the bloodline, jumped in.

1046
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:32,920
And he was encountered by John Cena.

1047
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:35,920
Nice.

1048
01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:39,920
Well, that brought out the Rock.

1049
01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:41,920
Even nicer?

1050
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:48,920
New nickname is Final Ball.

1051
01:18:48,920 --> 01:19:01,920
Well, since the tag team match the night before, Mr. Seth Rollins come out in his shield gear,

1052
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:12,920
which the shield was Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, and a gentleman they called Dean Ambrose,

1053
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:19,920
who is now John Moffley in the AEW.

1054
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:24,920
They are no longer, they split up and everything.

1055
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:30,920
Well, Seth Rollins was taken out by Roman Reigns.

1056
01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:37,920
There is another surprise appearance.

1057
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:47,920
The Undertaker appeared in the ring, choked Slam, and took out the Rock.

1058
01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:58,920
Cody Rhodes and Roman Reigns to be the new undisputed universal champion.

1059
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,920
Wow.

1060
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:10,920
Cody Rhodes, this was the finish of Cody Rhodes' story, as he called it.

1061
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:14,920
It's his family's dream.

1062
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:19,920
Think about everything that he did for the rest of his life.

1063
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:23,920
Oh yeah, yep.

1064
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:31,920
His brother, Dustin Rhodes, aka Gold Desk.

1065
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:39,920
He hasn't been the greatest in the ring, but he is great in the back.

1066
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:43,920
Plus, he can be great in the ring. You know what I mean?

1067
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:45,920
Yeah, I know what you mean.

1068
01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:53,920
Yeah, but Cody, it's like he was born for this.

1069
01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:54,920
Cool.

1070
01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:57,920
And everybody's known him.

1071
01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:03,920
And tomorrow night, since we're running so late, tomorrow night,

1072
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:18,920
I have a story of something that happened backstage after Cody won this match, and it is kind of emotional.

1073
01:21:18,920 --> 01:21:20,920
Okay.

1074
01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:27,920
Yeah, I can't wait to tell this story. I about teared after I read it.

1075
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:30,920
That sounds good, man.

1076
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:33,920
Cool, thank you, Rob.

1077
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:34,920
Yeah.

1078
01:21:34,920 --> 01:21:37,920
Alright, so there you go. Tomorrow, part three.

1079
01:21:37,920 --> 01:21:41,920
Really good descriptions, Rob.

1080
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:52,920
Tomorrow night is just a little story of what happened after Cody got backstage as a little celebration.

1081
01:21:52,920 --> 01:21:54,920
That's cool.

1082
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:57,920
Something from the WWE.

1083
01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:00,920
Okay.

1084
01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:05,920
The company did this. Very special.

1085
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,920
Sounds cool.

1086
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:11,920
Alright, sounds good, Rob. Thank you.

1087
01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:13,920
What else you got, buddy?

1088
01:22:13,920 --> 01:22:20,920
I think that's about it. We're at 1.15, and I'm going to go ahead and let you go to bed,

1089
01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:24,920
because we're getting dangerously close to 10 o'clock, and I know you've got to get up early.

1090
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:30,920
Yeah, yeah. I'm looking at 9.28 right now, so yeah.

1091
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:33,920
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, we're still a half hour away.

1092
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:35,920
My run goes off at five.

1093
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:38,920
Exactly. That's why I'm saying you probably need to hit it.

1094
01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:41,920
And we've got to do this again tomorrow.

1095
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:48,920
Yep. So we will continue this ball of wax tomorrow. Thank you, guys. Thank you for listening.

1096
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:51,920
Airbay, have a good night. Good night, assholes.

1097
01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:54,920
Good night, assholes.

1098
01:22:54,920 --> 01:23:01,920
Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1099
01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:06,920
Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.

1100
01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:14,920
Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids. Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1101
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:18,920
Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.