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Two douchebags and a microphone.

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We talk.

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Jesus.

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Help! Help! Help! Help!

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Oh Lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

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Hey there. Don't worry, I have a clown nose.

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Clown nose. Just put one on and you can do anything.

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Want to run for office? Murder people in public?

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Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

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Two douchebags and microphone. Thanks for joining us tonight. My name is Mark.

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And my name is Rob.

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Alright. Well, Rob, how you doing today?

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I'm actually doing pretty good, believe it or not.

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I know, yeah. I heard a little bit about this guy.

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Yeah, I got kid bullshit, but who don't?

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Yeah, who don't? You're right.

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Well, I'm glad you're in a good mood despite of it.

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But you know, that's just my attitude.

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I'm going on my life, dude.

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Hell yeah, man. That's what you got to do. Just keep on plugging along.

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I'll play it to you off the air.

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Yep. Yeah. So let's forget about all that bullshit and let's go into some douchebaggery, shall we?

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Alright, man. Have a good time.

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Alright. Well, first off, the volcano in Italy put on a show for visitors by emitting a rare smoke ring, actually smoke rings, onto the sky earlier this week.

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It's really cool. You've got to look this up when I get done with it or later tonight.

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This volcano was blowing smoke rings. It hit like you do out of a cigar. Yeah.

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Tourists filmed the phenomenon at Mount Etna in Sicily on April 6, four days after the rings were first spotted.

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With footage showing clues as to where it was.

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At Mount Etna?

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I've heard of that place. I have.

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Yeah, it's in Sicily. I think it's fairly famous. You probably did hear of it.

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With footage showing plumes of smoke emerging from the summit, which some later were forming into rings.

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The rings, however, are not technically made of smoke.

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Their instead a combination of condensed gases, mainly water vapor, that have escaped the magma and rush upwards from the volcano's vent.

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Dr. Boris Bekny, a volcanoologist from the National Institute of Geophysics and Volcanology, said,

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Well, okay, with a title like that, I guess I believe him, right?

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Yeah, okay. But I'm still going to pretend they're smoke rings and this volcano smokes cigars, right?

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It sounds like smoke rings, yeah.

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Yeah, no, it looks like smoke rings. It's really cool looking when you see it.

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So, and then I got a little odds and ends here I want to get to here real quick.

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Friday, June 7th is Pat Sajak's last day. Goodbye, Wheel of Fortune. Nice knowing you.

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Yes.

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It will be interesting to see how Ryan Seacrest handles that because Pat Sajak has one of the best wits of anyone I've ever seen.

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He is a natural with puns and just little ad-lib stuff. It's going to be hard to believe.

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Oh, yeah, he's a natural. He really is.

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Probably one of the best game show hosts ever in my opinion.

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I would agree.

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My too. And anyhow, he's just such a natural. So it's going to be interesting.

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If I was Ryan Seacrest, I don't think I would try to do the same thing as Pat Sajak.

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Ryan Seacrest is great at what he does, but it's not what Pat Sajak does. So we will see.

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But then on to other things. Buy one, get one free. Blizzard's at Dairy Queen. I'm getting weepy to see...

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Buy one, get one free. Blizzard's right now. Rob, I'm getting weepy just thinking about it.

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If I would have known that, I would have been up there just a few minutes ago. I got Dairy Queen right up to three years.

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Come on.

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Damn it.

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I didn't know it.

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Well, you'll know it tomorrow.

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Well, tomorrow I'll be at work.

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But when you get off work, have a blizzard.

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I can. I got to get ready for Tuesday night's podcast.

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Okay. All right.

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Trust me. You already know. You already know. My Monday night is booked.

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Yes, I do.

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Because I have another half of something I got to go over.

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Yeah. And the first half is coming up. And I can't wait for it.

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Because I heard just in the break room a little bit about it.

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Yeah, I heard. I was like, whoa.

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Yeah, well, yeah, let's move on.

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Yeah, yeah. We'll get to that.

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We'll cover it after a while.

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Believe me, it'll be worth waiting to listen to.

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Free Fries Friday at McDonald's.

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Free Fries at Burger King with the purchase of a regular entree only in the mobile app.

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Popeyes, all you can dine meal for 12 bucks.

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Six tenders or six wings plus three chicken tenders plus two sides and biscuits.

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Wendy's $1 Dave's single and $2 Dave's double.

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Any size soft drink for a dollar as well and one or two dollars off any combo meal.

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And finally, $6 build your own Cravings box at Taco Bell.

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Choose especially like a crunch wrap plus a taco or a beefy five layer burrito aside and a Greek.

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So those are all the fast food specials going on.

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And you'll just have to go to your local whatever and find out how long it's going on.

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Because the article that I read did not say how long it's for.

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It just told you that these are the specials going on right now.

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So and then another thing I'd like to get to is you love brats, right?

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Oh, who don't? Yeah.

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Do you like summer shandies? I do. I mean, they're not my regular drink, but yeah.

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It'll work in a pinch. I like them every now and then. On a hot day. On a hot day. Yeah.

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Yeah. You'll feel like a thick beer.

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So yeah. So April. Well, anyhow, Johnsonville has solved that problem, Rob.

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Brats in Shandy beer.

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April may have just begun a kick of the spring season, but summer is right around the corner.

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And that means it will soon be time for warm weather and cookouts,

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as well as the drinks and eats that make every good cookout memorable.

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This year, as weather warms up, two brands synonymous with summer are teaming up for a truly iconic grilling season.

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This week, Lenin Kugel and Johnsonville announced their partnership.

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The Lakeside link up with all new summer Shandy beer brats.

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That's exactly what you think. It's a beer and bratwurst collaboration.

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Now, Lenin Kugels has been a long time now. My favorite summer Shandy.

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And Johnsonville is my favorite brat.

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So I can't wait to try this. I think it's going to be really good because both of them put out quality products, in my opinion.

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I mean, you've had Lenin Kugel before, right?

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Yeah, it's good. All their stuff is pretty good.

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So, and then Johnsonville, who hasn't had that? It's great brats.

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Oh my God. It's the best.

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So they went on to say...

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It's number one in bratwurst.

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Yeah, I agree. They are fantastic.

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Some things just belong together and beer and bratwurst are no exception.

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Johnsonville owner and chairwoman Shelly Steyer said in a statement,

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As a family-owned company that takes great pride in our products,

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developing a beer brat with Lenin Kugels to bring the flavor of summer Shandy to our fresh grilling sausage is a match made in Wisconsin.

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We'll play on words there. Not having, but Wisconsin.

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Because both of them are from Wisconsin.

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Lenin Kugels teaming up with Johnsonville for the ultimate beer and brat pairing was only a matter of time.

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Tony Bunker, B-U-G-H-E-R...

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I can't say that without laughing.

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Those are these names. These names, yeah.

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If anybody notices, we both have a hard time with names.

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Yeah. Tony Bunker... I'm laughing at this. I was going to try to not laugh.

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Tony Bunker, the president of Lenin Kugels said,

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We're thrilled to bring folks...

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Okay, we're douchebags. We're leaving Alamo.

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We're douchebags. We're supposed to make fun of stuff like this.

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We're leaving Alamo.

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We are literally Beavis and Butt-Head, but we just don't sound like them.

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So...

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Heh, heh, heh.

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Alright. Anyhow, let's see.

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Okay, Tony Bunker, president of Lenin Kugels said,

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We're thrilled to bring folks the Summer Shandy Beer Brat,

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which adds a new flavor to our fans.

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Lakeside Get-Togethers this year with your strong, innovative history.

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The Summer Shandy Beer Brat emerges. Everyone is happy.

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Summer Shandy is in a whole new way.

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Alright, Rob, we look at you for the next little...

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Dude, dude, dude, just you pronouncein' that name brightened my whole day.

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Bunker.

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It did. That was hilarious.

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I'm sure he got shit in school.

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Don't you think? Don't you think he got some swirlies and some fuckin' sunburns?

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Bunker.

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Some, what were you, scout burns?

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The old knuckle on the forehead or the top of the head?

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Did we decide his name was Bunker?

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Yeah, we decided his name was Bunker. It's a little different.

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It's like B-U-G-O-G-R.

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But it's close enough to Bunker to where...

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Yeah, so it's Bunker.

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That's where the two douchebags move in.

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Yeah, you know what? It's like on the last podcast I found that old bit.

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You just wait, you know, this is an hour of your life.

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Sorry about your luck.

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So there you go.

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Oh, no, I know what he said.

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You'll never get back this hour of your life. Sorry about your luck.

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I had a...

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Chad knew that a long time ago, and I just found it going through some stuff of like,

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what the hell is this? And I played it. I'm like, oh, I remember that one.

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I had it labeled wrong. I forgot what I had it labeled as.

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And I'm like, you know, I don't remember this.

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Honestly, man, I've said that forever.

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I don't know how many moments in my life I've stopped to say,

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well, that's a couple minutes of my life I won't get back.

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I say that often. I say it often when I was jacking up my house.

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And now look at it.

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And I'm at the crawl space for three days. And every day I'm like,

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no, I'll never get these three days back.

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Yeah. Yep.

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Anyhow, all right, Rob, we look at you for the next story.

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Are you ready?

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Yeah, I got one. I got an update on Danny Masterson.

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Oh, the That 70s Show breakfast?

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Yeah.

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Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

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He's not doing as bad as you think.

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Danny Masterson was found guilty of two counts of rape

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and was sentenced to serve 30 years behind bars.

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According to the source, the convicted felon

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isn't having the worst time in prison.

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Okay, he was, but then he got transferred, remember?

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Oh, that's right. That's right. I remember you saying that. Yep.

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Yeah, wait.

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Damn ads.

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The disgraced sitcom star turned 48 years old on Wednesday, March 13th

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while he was visited by his estranged wife,

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Bayou Phillips, and their daughter, Fiona.

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Ten several days later, their divorce proceedings are still ongoing.

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So Bayou Phillips came by there to visit him?

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With their daughter.

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With their daughter.

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Even though they're getting divorced.

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Okay. Wow. Okay.

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Masterson's horrific crimes cost him his marriage

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and his ability to raise his only child.

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But the source spilled.

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He is actually quite the popular celebrity in prison.

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Inmates know him from that 70s show,

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and he knows how to use that to his advantage.

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And they're fucking marking out on him. Oh my gosh.

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As a longtime Scientologist,

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he's learned the ways to manipulation and control.

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Allegedly?

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Allegedly, yes.

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Yep.

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Well, that was in quotation marks.

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Yeah, no, no, I know.

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But still allegedly out of our mouths.

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Yeah, yep.

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The word is he has people protecting him there.

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The guards are good to him,

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and he's putting together his own squad, the source is added.

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Wow. What the hell?

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Okay, previously reported,

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Master was transferred to California's men's colony

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in San Luis Obispo.

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Mm-hmm.

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And has much more comfortable living arrangements

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than he did at Corcoran State Prison.

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Which, if you're my right, was a prison that I mentioned he was at

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that housed Charlie Manson and all the bad dudes.

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Yeah.

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At the movement security facility,

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the actor has access to academic and career slash technical education,

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cognitive behavior therapy,

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substance abuse education,

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anger management, and family relationships.

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Wow.

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But yeah, he sounds, according to this,

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and I found this on OK Magazine,

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it sounds like he's using the new prisoners

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to protect himself.

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Wow.

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I'll tell you what, if I was in his position,

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I'd probably have to do the same thing.

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I'd go up in the name of who I was

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and try to make it a position.

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But see, you're in there for the wrong thing.

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Yeah, I'm not saying that's not the best thing for someone to do,

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but I'm just astounded that they moved him,

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and then now he has this glorious life in this new institution.

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Well, he's in a minimum security.

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Yeah, when he was in a medium or less.

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So the prisoners aren't going to be as hardcore.

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No.

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And they're, they grew up watching him.

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Yeah, I thought that he did.

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Hey dude, you're my hero, you know.

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Okay, well.

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Even though you raped a couple girls.

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Yeah, allegedly, even though he's convicted.

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Allegedly.

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Okay, so, all right, I understand him doing that,

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but was the old prison, I can't remember, you reported on it.

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Do you remember whether it was Maximum or a medium?

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No, Corcoran was Maximum.

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So he went from Maximum to Maximum.

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Billy Manson and a lot of other big names.

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Yeah.

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Big name, hardcore.

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So the system got him out.

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It was questionable whether he should be there,

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but according to when he was in court,

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he wasn't supposed to end up there,

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he was supposed to end up somewhere else.

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But then they transferred him from county to there,

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and it became another story that I came up with.

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Yeah, okay.

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Like, why is he there?

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You know, he was in for raping a couple girls.

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You know, it's more, you know,

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we're going to see you in court type shit,

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compared to Charles Manson, you know, and other harm criminals.

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And that's where he was.

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Okay.

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So, and the story went out, yeah, he was scared of him,

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but now he's in his place.

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He's banked, he's banked.

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He's got guys taking up for him.

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He's starting his own clan.

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He's got it figured out.

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He's, yeah, he's protecting himself just off his stardom.

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Wow.

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Okay.

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I wish him luck,

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because he's got 30 fucking years to think about it.

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Wow.

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Okay.

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Wow, thanks, Rob.

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I love these updates you're giving.

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Thank you.

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Okay.

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Yes, I like Danny Masterson on that 70s show.

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So do I.

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He's acting.

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He's on the ranch.

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I love him.

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Uh-huh.

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It's his personal shit that got him in trouble.

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Yeah.

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Like other people we know right now.

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Mm-hmm.

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And it's the Chiefs.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Oh, and also.

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Yeah, yeah, somebody we all grew up watching.

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No, I know.

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He's not here.

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I mean, one of them.

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And then he goes and gets in his bullshit.

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What about Bill Cosby, dude?

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That was fucked.

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Yeah, Bill Cosby.

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America's dad?

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And that shit had been going on forever according to people.

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I met Bill Cosby as the voice of Pat Albert in a cartoon a year ago.

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Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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And then I learned who Bill Cosby was, you know.

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I know.

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And look at the shit he got into.

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Yeah.

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I think he did every one.

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Let every status go over your head.

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Didn't he do every voice on Pat Albert?

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He did Mush Mouth and all of it.

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No, no, no.

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He didn't do every voice.

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He did some of them, right?

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No, he wasn't every voice.

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He did a few.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Not all of them.

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Yeah.

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But that was quite a shock when I heard about that.

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I know, I know.

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Yeah.

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Plus he had the Cosby Show for 20 some seasons.

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Yeah.

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You know.

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Plus he's known for Jell-O pops.

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Oh yeah, that's right.

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I forgot about that.

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Yeah.

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Let's see, what was that joke?

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Why did Bill Cosby go to jail?

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Because he put his Puddin' Pop where it don't belong or something like that.

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Oh no.

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Okay.

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All right.

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It was a joke like that, but anyhow.

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Hey, let's take a first break and we're going to come back.

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Oh, go ahead.

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Go ahead, Rob.

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No, no, no, no.

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Let's take the break.

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All right.

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We're getting serious here.

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All right.

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Well, I mean, we've got some ass paddling to come up.

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If you consider that serious, then yes.

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Ass paddling?

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Always serious.

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That's right.

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This is real business, guys.

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They deserve it.

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This is real business.

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We are doing it justice.

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We're making an injustice a justice.

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We're making an injustice a justice by giving invisible ass paddling out.

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You can thank us later.

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We'll be right back here in a couple minutes.

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If at first you don't succeed, maybe you shouldn't try skydiving.

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It's right in front of you.

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And, the source code.

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handful.

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I'll get you the dress if you get anything wrong.

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Alright..

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I just drink one more drop.

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Drink was speaking.

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You'll be okay soon.

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Enjoy.

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Look, they have free tickets on student day.

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Catch them.

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Look, these girls just day why上天成 被被逼吧

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Sofia,,,

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Funny,

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Sorry about your luck.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Wild asparagus is plentiful and easy to find.

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It can be stewed with garlic and onion, which is both wild, which can be easily found,

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in a very tasty post-apocalypse food.

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You can make this into a delicious stew.

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And this will hold you over, at least for a couple of days, until you can find some other food.

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Two douchebags and microphone on Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright. Well, we're going to get down to some ass paddlings, Rob, right?

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We've been needing them. We've been mentioning them the other night.

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Yeah, it's been wild.

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Well, I keep jotting down names.

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We have a lot building up.

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Yeah, there's quite a few.

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And then there's more waiting for the next list, too, because we just couldn't do them all at once.

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So, we got a good start on next couple of weeks, month, whatever it is,

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depending on how much stupid shit happens.

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If it keeps up like this, then it'll be here real soon.

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So, alright.

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Well, for those people that don't know, that have not been following the program very long,

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Invisible Ass Paddlings probably appeared in the program, Two Douchebags and Microphone, what,

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maybe the Quartz episode, Rob?

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What did you say? Something like that?

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Yeah.

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And this is Watofa, the old host.

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Yeah.

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And so, anyhow.

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God love him. God love him.

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Yeah, he's awesome. He still does some contributions.

504
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:16,280
Thank you, Topher. Thank you, Topher, for opening the bridge to me.

505
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:17,280
Yes.

506
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,280
Good thing.

507
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,280
And anyhow, he still contributes to the program and everything.

508
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,280
We have the straight from Topher's desk.

509
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,280
We do every now and then, and we have other stuff.

510
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:30,280
And he gives us a lot of show ideas, so he's still a part of the show.

511
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,280
He's just not this part of it.

512
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,280
Right, right, right, right.

513
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,280
So, he chose not to do this part of it, and that's fine, and we love him.

514
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,280
So, anyhow, the story is...

515
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:41,280
Hey, Mark, you're gonna have to let me get...

516
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:45,280
I haven't talked Topher since we talked on the air, man.

517
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,280
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we'll go by him.

518
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:49,280
I would love to talk Topher.

519
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,280
He's a cool guy. You'll love him. You'll have to go...

520
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:58,280
No, no, I want to get his opinion on how I'm doing, or taking over for him.

521
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,280
You know what? That's a great idea. I will let you talk to him directly.

522
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,280
I want to talk Topher.

523
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,280
Okay.

524
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:09,280
And also have him take you down to the basement of his house with all his musical equipment.

525
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:13,280
It's the ultimate man cave, dude.

526
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,280
He's got toys galore down there.

527
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,280
So...

528
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,280
That sounds scary.

529
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,280
No, no, no, no. You'll love it.

530
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,280
No, no, no, no. Let's go. Let's go.

531
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,280
Okay. All right.

532
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,280
Well, the story is this right here.

533
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:31,280
Me and Topher will walk along the beach in the morning,

534
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,280
the sunlight running through our hair, a slight breeze.

535
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,280
Our hair is blowing back in the wind.

536
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:43,280
We're not holding hands like Rob and his brother keep trying to suggest.

537
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:47,280
We're not holding hands. We're simply walking as friends.

538
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,280
Yeah, you were.

539
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:51,280
Okay. You know what? I'm never going to win this thing.

540
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,280
So...

541
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,280
Oh, wait till my brother gets on here.

542
00:29:56,280 --> 00:30:01,280
I stub my toe on something. I turn around and I look back and I'm like,

543
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,280
that looks like a fucking bottle.

544
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,280
And Topher's like, dude, that's a Genie's bottle.

545
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,280
I'm like, no way, dude. There's no such thing as Genie's.

546
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,280
I walk over there and I'm like, dude, this looks like a Genie's bottle.

547
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,280
He's like, yeah, no shit.

548
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:18,280
So, anyhow, I'm like, yeah, let's pop it open. Pop it open and Genie pops out.

549
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:21,280
And we're like, yeah, yeah, we get three wishes.

550
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,280
And the Genie was very condescending. He couldn't stand us.

551
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:28,280
He's rolling his eyes. He goes, no, you watch too much TV, assholes.

552
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,280
He said, here's the deal. You get one wish and one wish only.

553
00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,280
I suggest you pick wealth. Maybe like world peace.

554
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:39,280
Maybe like end to hunger. Maybe end to pollution. Maybe save the ocean.

555
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,280
Something like that.

556
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:46,280
And me and Topher look at each other and go, dude, we want to be invisible so we can get people ass paddling.

557
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:51,280
The Genie very reluctantly, he rolled his eyes again and he said, very well.

558
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:55,280
I have to do this because you guys did let me out of the bottle.

559
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:59,280
So he granted us once a month to turn invisible.

560
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:04,280
And we catch these people we deem ass paddling worthy.

561
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:08,280
And one of them holds them over their knee and the other one paddles them.

562
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:12,280
So that is where invisible ass paddling came from.

563
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:16,280
So, alright, the first one.

564
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:24,280
Well, since the Chiefs got an ass paddling for trading Sneed for an IOU and a piece of gum,

565
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:29,280
we'd be hypocrites if we didn't give the Bills an ass paddling.

566
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:34,280
They traded Stephon Diggs for basically a worn out fucking sock, right?

567
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:38,280
Yeah, yeah. Stephon Diggs of all people.

568
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:42,280
And they're going to get another ass paddling too.

569
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:49,280
This is a double edged ass paddling. After they're done with it, they get another one because they said

570
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:53,280
that you can go to any team except the Chiefs.

571
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:58,280
Was in their claws when they gave them the trade permission.

572
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:00,280
So they get another ass paddling.

573
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,280
I read that. I read that.

574
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,280
Evidently it's true.

575
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:10,280
You know what? If I was him, I would have said, fuck you.

576
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,280
I'm going to the Chiefs.

577
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:19,280
Well, how much is left on his contract a year maybe?

578
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,280
If they don't re-sign him, I would look for something like that.

579
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,280
I mean, why wouldn't he?

580
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:28,280
Yeah, but if the Chiefs sign him, he'd have a new contract.

581
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:33,280
Exactly. Well, we'll see. The Chiefs aren't really into older receivers by then.

582
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:38,280
Right, yeah, but still it'd be nice to throw that name around.

583
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:42,280
You know what? They drafted Tyreek Hill. They drafted Arashi Rice.

584
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,280
They drafted Kelsey.

585
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:50,280
They really go for the draft and go for the younger people that they wing up on the homes.

586
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:54,280
Now, Kelsey was winged on Alex Smith at first, but...

587
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,280
and Hill was winged on Alex Smith for one year.

588
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:07,280
So, you know, they like to raise these people themselves and teach them how they want them to be.

589
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,280
So we'll see what happens. Maybe they will get bigs.

590
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,280
I mean, they just got Hollywood Brown, so they could.

591
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,280
So we'll see what happens.

592
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:20,280
I'm going to monitor and see if he gets a big contract with his team or not, so we'll see.

593
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,280
Okay. Next one.

594
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:33,280
KISS gets an ass-paddling for selling their entire catalog, once again grabbing cash and dashing.

595
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,280
Three hundred million.

596
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,280
Three hundred million.

597
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:43,280
I had a story when you brought up, you did not mention numbers.

598
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:46,280
I mentioned. Three hundred million.

599
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:50,280
For three hundred million. Look, that's a great deal of money.

600
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,280
I understand that part of it.

601
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,280
But this is something they worked their whole life for.

602
00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:00,280
And I just, you know, they have enough money. They have plenty of money.

603
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:13,280
I just don't understand why they would get rid of it unless maybe they know that this company is going to pop, what was the name of it? Pop something.

604
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,280
Anyhow, maybe this company is going to be.

605
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:22,280
Okay. I can understand why they leave the Avatar part to them.

606
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:29,280
Okay. I can understand that. That's their future. That's their retirement.

607
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,280
But they signed everything else over.

608
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:39,280
Yeah. The rights to their makeup. The name, the makeup, the logo. Everything.

609
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:46,280
And I can also understand them leasing that to them, leasing not selling it for the holograms.

610
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:51,280
Because like I said, I went to the Johnny James Dio hologram and it was pretty good.

611
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,280
Okay, go ahead. What?

612
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,280
I have a question.

613
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,280
Okay.

614
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:06,280
Does that take my kiss casket from $20,000 to like $50,000 or $100,000?

615
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:11,280
I think with a company like Epic, I want to be buried in a kiss casket.

616
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:15,280
And they were priced at $20,000.

617
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:26,280
Okay. I think they ought to be able to mass produce it since they're a big company. So maybe it will go down to $7,000 or something.

618
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,280
That would be nice.

619
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:32,280
You remember hearing about the kiss casket.

620
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,280
Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah.

621
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,280
Did you buy it through the journal?

622
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,280
It was a big joke.

623
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,280
I said I want to be buried in, man.

624
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,280
You know what? I can't blame you.

625
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:46,280
I don't know. I don't know. The more we talk about, the more I'm changing my mind.

626
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,280
Okay. Me? I think I want to be buried in an ace.

627
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,280
I'm not so much of a fan anymore.

628
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,280
A space ace. Yeah.

629
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,280
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it was ace, yeah.

630
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,280
Yeah. All right. Next one.

631
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,280
Ace needs to come out with his own casket.

632
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:07,280
Yes, he does. And I think he could. I mean, I don't know. Oh well.

633
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:12,280
And I still want to know. They would have had to sell the whole thing.

634
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:20,280
And I know that ace was getting money for letting him use his trademark grease paint.

635
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:25,280
So he would have had to turn his over too, I think.

636
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:30,280
So maybe he couldn't do a kiss casket or a space ace casket now. I don't know.

637
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,280
Okay. Anyhow.

638
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:38,280
Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are trying to make the moon a new sexy spot for their overprivileged assholes.

639
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,280
Why not a moon Ferris wheel next?

640
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,280
Got to have a Starbucks there, right? Yeah.

641
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,280
Yeah. The moon's just going to be one big fucking playground.

642
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:53,280
No, you don't. No, no, no. Yeah. I agree. Put a Starbucks on the moon.

643
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:55,280
Yeah. Oh, well it's coming. Trust me.

644
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,280
That's pretty much money they make.

645
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,280
With the train and all that? Yeah. Next there's going to be a Ferris wheel.

646
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,280
A Ferris wheel with zero gravity. Yay.

647
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:10,280
You could better get the employees to show up now. Put them on the moon.

648
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,280
Let's see if those employees show up there.

649
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:16,280
Hey, if you're up there, they have nowhere to go.

650
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:21,280
I've known some Starbucks employees just saying.

651
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,280
I agree with you. I've known some too.

652
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,280
All right. Next one.

653
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:36,280
I'm playing X-Box. I'm playing X-Box. Leave me alone.

654
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:42,280
I ain't got no time for any fucking moon. What the hell's wrong with you?

655
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,280
Next one.

656
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,280
TMZ for following Taylor and Travis around constantly.

657
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,280
They need to find someone else to badger.

658
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,280
They're a bunch of no-lifers and it's fucking sickening.

659
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:57,280
I can't even glance past that on the channels without seeing

660
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,280
Taylor or Travis doing something like scratching their nuts

661
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,280
or fucking sitting and looking at something.

662
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:09,280
I mean, it's really, it's become such an obsession.

663
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:15,280
I think if they get, okay, Kiss gets some bare-ass paddling.

664
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:19,280
Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk gets a bare-ass paddling.

665
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:23,280
And I think TMZ gets a bare-ass paddling.

666
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,280
Now, we take it a step further with the bare-ass paddling.

667
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:30,280
We tried to do it with pants on or a skirt or whatever, you know,

668
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:31,280
whatever they're wearing.

669
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:35,280
But if we find what they did to a gracious,

670
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:40,280
we have the right to take their pants down and give them a bare-ass paddling.

671
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,280
So that's what...

672
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:45,280
I'm trying to come up with something different for this.

673
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,280
Off the top of my head real quick.

674
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,280
Okay.

675
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,280
No, it's bare-ass at this point, but I'm trying to.

676
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,280
Bare-ass.

677
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,280
Yeah.

678
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,280
We can come up with some other gimmicks too,

679
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,280
but right now it's bare-ass, you know.

680
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,280
Yeah, it's bare-ass.

681
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,280
Yeah, so, all right.

682
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,280
The next one that gets an ass paddling is a bird clue.

683
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:11,280
I'm taking bare-ass in the middle of Arrowhead Stadium.

684
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,280
That sounds fine with me.

685
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,280
Spit Shake?

686
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:23,280
TMZ says, we're tired of hearing about Travis.

687
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,280
And Taylor are also known as Traylor.

688
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,280
Yeah.

689
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,280
Yes.

690
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,280
We're tired of it.

691
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,280
Yeah, yeah, and this is nothing against them.

692
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:36,280
But they keep stubborn it down our throat.

693
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,280
Yes.

694
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,280
All right.

695
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:46,280
Yeah, bare-ass in the 50-yard line at Arrowhead Stadium for TMZ.

696
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:47,280
My vote.

697
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:48,280
My vote too.

698
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,280
You got a deal.

699
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,280
Got it.

700
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,280
All right.

701
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:55,280
Next, the bird flu gets an ass paddling for infecting millions of birds

702
00:39:55,280 --> 00:40:00,280
and now making our prices soar even more.

703
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,280
Agreed?

704
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,280
I think the bird flu deserves a bare-ass paddling too.

705
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:09,280
What do you think?

706
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:10,280
Yeah.

707
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,280
Okay.

708
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,280
Okay.

709
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,280
Okay.

710
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,280
Okay.

711
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,280
I'll give you that one.

712
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,280
Yeah.

713
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,280
Okay.

714
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:23,280
Although I think media makes out more than what it is, but yeah, I'll give you that one.

715
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:27,280
But millions of birds have been destroyed, so.

716
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,280
Right, right, right, right.

717
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,280
Yeah.

718
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:34,280
But who said that bird flu other than humans?

719
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:38,280
I don't know if humans quite get it yet or not.

720
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,280
I think they might have been in one case.

721
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,280
Yeah, yeah.

722
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,280
It looks like they're saying it's bird flu.

723
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,280
Oh, okay.

724
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,280
All right.

725
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:46,280
Well, that's a whole different subject.

726
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,280
The bird flu that infects birds.

727
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,280
Oh, no.

728
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,280
We'll give it to them for now.

729
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,280
Yeah.

730
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:56,280
The one that infects birds, that's the one we're going for because that's going to make

731
00:40:56,280 --> 00:41:01,280
our eggs and chicken prices soar, so those are the ones that are getting a bare ass paddling

732
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,280
right now, so.

733
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,280
Right.

734
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,280
All right.

735
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:10,280
The next one on the ass paddling list is P. Diddy for alleged sex trafficking ring.

736
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:15,280
In my opinion, a scumbag that has more money than brains or talent.

737
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:19,280
For many years, I read it.

738
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,280
Yeah.

739
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,280
I read it.

740
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,280
Yeah.

741
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,280
Really disturbing stuff.

742
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:28,280
I'm just going to leave it there because I could make a bunch of jokes about how we need

743
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:34,280
to give him an ass paddling and take it really far, but the truth is the stuff he's accused

744
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:38,280
of is fucking sick, so he gets an ass paddling.

745
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:39,280
Okay, right here.

746
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,280
Yeah.

747
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:45,280
I say we make an agreement.

748
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:46,280
Okay.

749
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:51,280
Anybody that gets accused of that and we give them an ass paddling.

750
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,280
Uh-huh.

751
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:56,280
We chain them up by the ceiling.

752
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,280
Okay, and bare assed.

753
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,280
You got a deal.

754
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:05,280
We invite 40 to 50 of our best friends.

755
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:09,280
Okay.

756
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:13,280
And we have a bat.

757
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:14,280
Okay.

758
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,280
They're chained up in the middle room.

759
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,280
Everybody takes turns.

760
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,280
You got my vote.

761
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,280
I'm all for it.

762
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:34,280
If you rape women, if you molest kids, we're two douchebags, but we have more of them.

763
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:39,280
Yeah, and also the torture rooms and all that stuff that's been alleged, too.

764
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,280
They're just been...

765
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,280
Yeah.

766
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,280
Yeah.

767
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:43,280
That's bullshit.

768
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,280
Too much.

769
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,280
Okay.

770
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,280
Enough on that, scumbag.

771
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:53,280
All of Diddy's friends that most likely knew of the possible sex traffic ring and never

772
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,280
telling on the slime ball.

773
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:02,280
You can't tell me that people of his help did not know this?

774
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:08,280
Okay, we'll give them the ass paddling, but P. Diddy gets extra.

775
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:09,280
Oh, yeah, yeah.

776
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:10,280
Fair enough.

777
00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,280
Yeah, fair enough.

778
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,280
Fair enough.

779
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:13,280
All right, you got it.

780
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,280
All right.

781
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:19,280
Okay, the judge in Oklahoma for making the...

782
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,280
Oh, yeah, my...

783
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,280
Yeah.

784
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:24,280
Yes, because remember you said it gets an ass paddling?

785
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,280
Okay.

786
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,280
Thank you.

787
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:27,280
You're welcome.

788
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:35,640
The judge in Oklahoma for ordering all the death row workers to work constantly on killing

789
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,840
people and frying them out.

790
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:44,200
They did double duty on executions and it fucked them up, but he didn't care.

791
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,640
He made them keep doing it.

792
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:57,400
What the employees wanted was instead of killing somebody every 60 days, they wanted to move

793
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,400
it to 90 days.

794
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,400
Give them 30 days to recuperate.

795
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,400
Yeah.

796
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:07,560
The judge was like, no, suck it up.

797
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,320
That's where my...

798
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:15,120
That's how we go on that conversation, and then you started reading into where I was

799
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,120
coming from.

800
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:23,040
Because I was reading the story, I'm like, no, dude, this is wrong.

801
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:32,640
Because my brother worked as a corrections officer, and he knows people that have had

802
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,640
to put people to death.

803
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,440
Dude, 60 days is not enough.

804
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,440
Well, like I said-

805
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:43,000
You are human.

806
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,880
You are human.

807
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,280
Now people know who put someone to death.

808
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:48,800
I'm stopping right there.

809
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,800
Okay.

810
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:53,000
Now people know who put people to death.

811
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,800
You can positively identify them.

812
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,360
Before they used to fire in squad, you had like seven or eight shooters.

813
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:00,360
Right, right, right, right.

814
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:04,040
All of them had blanks except for one guy.

815
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,680
So they never did know who actually killed the guy.

816
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:11,600
So when you went to bed at night, you couldn't think, wow, I did that.

817
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,680
I put someone to death.

818
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:22,080
So now the people know who they are, and they know who's responsible for it.

819
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,520
And I'm sure it fucks their psyche up every time.

820
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,520
You have to look that person in the eyes.

821
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:27,520
Yeah, it does.

822
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,640
And then your boss tells you to suck it up to kill somebody.

823
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,520
Yeah, keep killing more people quicker.

824
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,520
I would tell that boss, fuck off.

825
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:40,400
Okay, I'm going to stop right there.

826
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,680
Next one.

827
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:42,680
This is my personal-

828
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:43,680
Promotional.

829
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,120
Okay, this is my personal one, Rob.

830
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,120
My personal one.

831
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,120
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

832
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:53,280
All the assholes are lovely listeners for not catching Rob's fake story, but busting

833
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,480
me on mine.

834
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:58,960
Now Rob is up one to zip and gets to make another story because the two week time limit

835
00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,960
was up.

836
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,440
So they can never get that story.

837
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,760
They can't get it now.

838
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,760
It's done.

839
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:04,760
I'm irritated.

840
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:09,760
My fake story was so good, I thought it was foolproof.

841
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:18,640
I'll make up another one, but when I make up the other one, in that timeline, I'll tell

842
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,720
them what my fake story was.

843
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,720
Okay, that's cool.

844
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:28,040
So anyhow, all of you getting ass-paddling from me because I'm pissed that Rob's up

845
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:32,720
one to nothing when I thought my story was fucking foolproof, but that one asshole-

846
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:33,880
I love you, asshole.

847
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:34,880
I love you, asshole.

848
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:39,040
That one asshole that works over there at the Coca-Cola Bobbing Plant-

849
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:40,040
You trust me.

850
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,440
He works at the Bobbing Plant in Lenexa.

851
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,440
He fucking caught me.

852
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,440
Okay, moving right along.

853
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:52,600
But yet, anybody in the world could have caught me and they haven't yet.

854
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,600
I know.

855
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,800
No one's even- nothing.

856
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:56,800
Not a damn thing.

857
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,480
I'm here to tell- The world literally, you've seen already.

858
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:05,400
Yeah, they're doing really good.

859
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,840
Okay, that final one.

860
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:13,000
Whoever came up with the lame-ass PowerPoint parties that I reported on the other day,

861
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,560
and anyone that attends, remember, it's a party that you go and you tell them about

862
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,280
what you do at work in a PowerPoint presentation.

863
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:24,880
They call them PowerPoint parties.

864
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:26,720
Don't all- I don't know nothing about them.

865
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:29,720
I'm pretty sure I reported on them.

866
00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:35,440
I can't get anybody interested in what I do because that means they have to do my job

867
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,120
and they don't want to do it.

868
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,120
You're right.

869
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,880
Yep, you're talking about that hard physical work.

870
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,720
No, thank you.

871
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:44,720
Not on board.

872
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:50,640
All right, Rob, why don't we come back with your rasslin' roundup?

873
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,840
How's that sound?

874
00:47:52,840 --> 00:48:00,240
Yeah, I'm going to need a couple minutes breather because this is a while.

875
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:01,600
Okay, I'll tell you what.

876
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,800
When we come back, we'll go to a story that I have.

877
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,800
Yes, yeah.

878
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:06,800
Okay.

879
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,800
Let's take a break, go to the story, and then I'll go into it.

880
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:10,800
Okay, we'll be right back.

881
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,800
Yeah, this is going to be a long one.

882
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:13,800
Okay, that's cool.

883
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,800
We told everybody, but it's going to be- I'm late.

884
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:24,160
Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in.

885
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:37,560
Hey, who took a dump in the cooler?

886
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,960
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

887
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,800
It's strange insults from an alien.

888
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:44,800
Real hilarity.

889
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:55,600
You have more dick in your personality than you do in your ass.

890
00:48:55,600 --> 00:49:00,080
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

891
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,880
Hmm.

892
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:12,120
If at first you don't succeed, maybe you shouldn't try skydiving.

893
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:13,120
Just a thought.

894
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,120
Hmm.

895
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:15,120
You don't know what to do.

896
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,120
You don't know where to go.

897
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,120
But we can tell you what you can eat.

898
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:34,120
Curly dock, also known as yellow dock, can be eaten raw or cooked, although it contains

899
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:43,120
high levels of oxalic acid, which inhibits the bodies of the body's blood and blood cells.

900
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:47,920
It inhibits the body's ability to absorb calcium and forms kidney stones, so it's best to eat

901
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,920
it in moderation.

902
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:54,480
Use only the smaller, younger leaves, as bigger leaves tend to be bitter and tough and contain

903
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,600
more oxalic acid.

904
00:49:56,600 --> 00:50:00,440
Curly dock can be eaten in salad soups and as a cooked green.

905
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,440
Have you ever wondered where something came about?

906
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:10,640
Have you ever looked at something and said, hey, I wonder what the origin of that is?

907
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,640
Well, so have we.

908
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:16,720
That's why we give you The Origin of...

909
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:18,760
The Origins of Beignet.

910
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:23,960
Beignet was first made in appearance in New Orleans in the 1700s when French Creole colonists

911
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,160
settled the land.

912
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:30,600
According to NewOrleans.com, also known as French Arcadians, they moved to the Bayou

913
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:36,520
lands in Louisiana after they were forced from their homes in the Nova Scotia area by

914
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:43,520
the British, reports Britannica.

915
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:12,520
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong room.

916
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,520
Hi all, this is Chicago.

917
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:24,520
I am the most dangerous city in North America.

918
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:28,520
You can't touch me.

919
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:29,520
Oh yeah?

920
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:30,520
This is Kansas City here.

921
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:31,520
Hold my beard, bitch.

922
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,520
Hey look, I think we found land.

923
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,520
Oh my god, I think we're safe.

924
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:38,520
Oh no!

925
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:42,520
It's the island of horrible jokes.

926
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:47,520
Singing in the shower is fun.

927
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,520
Until you get soap in your mouth.

928
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:53,520
Then it's a soap opera.

929
00:51:53,520 --> 00:52:05,520
Two douchebags and microphone.

930
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:06,520
This is Mark.

931
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,520
And I'm Rob.

932
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:17,520
Alright, well while we're waiting for the wrestling roundup, I got a little report here.

933
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:24,520
The fastest cities in America that are declining, that people are leaving in droves.

934
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:30,520
Probably because of crime and stupid, you know, other stupid things, taxes too high,

935
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:35,520
paying for everybody, all this stuff, big burdens on people.

936
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:44,520
So, the number one city in America that is declining by population leaving is San Francisco,

937
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,520
California.

938
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,520
I can see that.

939
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,520
That's.7 minus.

940
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:55,520
I'll explain once you get further down the line.

941
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,520
Minus 7.11%.

942
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:04,520
Next one, and I have no idea how come this is declining so bad.

943
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,520
Lake Charles, Louisiana.

944
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:11,520
Minus 6.78%.

945
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:12,520
Declining.

946
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,520
Yeah, that one I don't see.

947
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:16,520
San Francisco I see.

948
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:20,520
Lake Charles, I don't know what's going on there to make people move.

949
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:26,520
Number three, Reverse City, Massachusetts, Boston area.

950
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:33,520
Minus 5.39%.

951
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,520
Number four, New York.

952
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:37,520
New York.

953
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,520
Minus 4.63.

954
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:43,520
I think that's pretty obvious, isn't it?

955
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,520
I can see that.

956
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:49,520
Actually, I was hoping it would be more than that, but I can see that.

957
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,520
Yeah, it's going to keep happening, so yeah.

958
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,520
Then number five, our friends to the east, St. Louis.

959
00:53:55,520 --> 00:54:01,520
Minus 4.64%, or 6.2%, not 4.9.

960
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,520
4.62% of St. Louis.

961
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,520
Moving out.

962
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:05,520
Yeah, moving out.

963
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:10,520
Families and people moving out because they're fed up with whatever.

964
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,520
Now, you want to hear the ones that are...

965
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,520
Well, I know a lot are moving down here.

966
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,520
Yeah, yeah there is.

967
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:25,520
Okay, the number one city is Austin, Texas at 7.6%.

968
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,520
This is faster growing.

969
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:33,520
Number two, Riley, North Carolina at plus 6.5%.

970
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:39,520
Number three, Orlando at 6.3%.

971
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:44,520
Charleston, South Carolina at 6.2%.

972
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:50,520
Houston, Texas at 6%.

973
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:56,520
Number six, Sarasota, Brandonton, Florida, 5.9% gain.

974
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:04,520
San Antonio, Texas, plus 5.8% gain.

975
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:09,520
Nine, Dallas-Fort Worth, 5.4%.

976
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:13,520
Phoenix, 5.3% on 10.

977
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:20,520
And that rounds off the top 10 of fastest growing cities.

978
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,520
So Rob, we look at you.

979
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,520
Are you ready for the wrestling roundup?

980
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:27,520
I don't know if I am or not, dude.

981
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,520
Okay, we can go to another one.

982
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:33,520
No, no, no, no, I'm ready.

983
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:34,520
Okay.

984
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:41,520
I watched the whole thing today, the first night last night.

985
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:42,520
Okay.

986
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:47,520
And just what I watched, it's amazing.

987
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:51,520
I can only imagine what's coming tomorrow.

988
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:52,520
Okay.

989
00:55:52,520 --> 00:56:02,520
All righty, okay.

990
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:12,520
Now we go to Rob Raj's wrestling roundup, the wrestling rundown for the week.

991
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:17,520
Which we were broadcasting, so I could not report on it last night,

992
00:56:17,520 --> 00:56:20,520
so I got to report on it tonight.

993
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:22,520
And we're gonna break this up.

994
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:26,520
It's two nights since WWE did.

995
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:29,520
Cool.

996
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:33,520
And I got a lot, dude, I got a lot, got a lot.

997
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,520
Just off night one.

998
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:39,520
Okay.

999
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:50,520
Okay, WrestleMania is happening in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at Lincoln Financial Field.

1000
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,520
Okay.

1001
00:56:52,520 --> 00:57:00,520
First night in attendance, 72,543.

1002
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:02,520
Shit.

1003
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:05,520
Yeah.

1004
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:08,520
Oh, it gets huge, dude, it gets huge.

1005
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,520
That's freaking amazing.

1006
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:16,520
This was just the first night, and I got like eight pages.

1007
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,520
Wow.

1008
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:25,520
But I'm gonna shorten it up, but I got a lot of big handwriting, so it's not as big.

1009
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:29,520
Okay.

1010
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:40,520
Okay, the first match of the night, it was the women's championship.

1011
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:48,520
It was the man Becky Lynch versus the champion Rhea Ripley.

1012
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,520
Okay.

1013
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,520
But here's the thing.

1014
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:53,520
All right.

1015
00:57:53,520 --> 00:58:00,520
Okay, Rhea Ripley took the belt one year ago at WrestleMania.

1016
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,520
Okay.

1017
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:07,520
So she's held the women's champion for up to a year to now.

1018
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,520
We'll see how it goes.

1019
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:11,520
Cool.

1020
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:16,520
Becky Lynch coming into this match.

1021
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:25,520
And right off the bat, they mention how she's been struggling with strep throat all week.

1022
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:28,520
Uh-huh.

1023
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:33,520
With a 102 fever, strep throat, you know how it is.

1024
00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:34,520
Yeah, it sucks.

1025
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:38,520
Yep.

1026
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:43,520
Well, Becky Lynch got in the ring with the champion.

1027
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:44,520
Okay.

1028
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,520
I would not expect anything less.

1029
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:48,520
Cool.

1030
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:57,520
But Becky started attacking the left arm of Rhea.

1031
00:58:57,520 --> 00:59:04,520
Which Rhea was wearing a brace on Friday.

1032
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:13,520
So that day, that day, it hit up.

1033
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:21,520
This was a tough fought battle.

1034
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:32,520
But in my opinion, my opinion, it could have been a tougher fought battle.

1035
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:41,520
I really think Rhea Ripley backed off because of Becky's strep throat.

1036
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:42,520
Uh-huh.

1037
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:46,520
Knowing she didn't feel good.

1038
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:52,520
Because at that point, we should have had that match done in five minutes.

1039
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:54,520
It felt wet.

1040
00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:55,520
Wow.

1041
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:59,520
But it went on.

1042
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:03,520
Becky kept coming back.

1043
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:12,520
Becky somehow kicked out of everything.

1044
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:15,520
At the first part, going into it.

1045
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:16,520
Yeah.

1046
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,520
She was kicking out of everything.

1047
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:24,520
Anytime Rhea would go for a pinfall, Becky would kick out.

1048
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,520
We didn't know why.

1049
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:35,520
But then it got very interesting, which kind of leads us into the rest of WrestleMania.

1050
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:38,520
Okay.

1051
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:48,520
Rhea Ripley did her whip tide to Becky off the turnbuckle.

1052
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:53,520
But she dropped right on her head is what's due.

1053
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:55,520
Uh-huh.

1054
01:00:55,520 --> 01:01:05,520
But she turned her into the turnbuckle and then turned her around

1055
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:12,520
and did another whip tide in the middle of the ring for the pin.

1056
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:13,520
Cool.

1057
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:16,520
Rhea Ripley retains the belt.

1058
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:24,520
But I'm telling you what, for somebody with strep throat, you've got to watch this match.

1059
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:25,520
I will.

1060
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:31,520
Somebody running a 102 degree fever with strep throat.

1061
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:35,520
Everybody was amazed she was in there.

1062
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:46,520
But I'm telling you what, my opinion, my opinion, we kind of backed it off a little bit.

1063
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,520
Why do you think that is?

1064
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:50,520
Knowing that.

1065
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:51,520
Compassion?

1066
01:01:51,520 --> 01:01:54,520
Codacy, man. Codacy.

1067
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:55,520
Okay.

1068
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,520
You know, it's codacy.

1069
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:04,520
That's cool.

1070
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:05,520
All right.

1071
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:06,520
Okay.

1072
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:10,520
But yeah, Rhea retained the women's championship.

1073
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:15,520
Okay.

1074
01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:21,520
That stuff screwed me up for a little bit until I figured out what was going on.

1075
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:24,520
Mm-hmm.

1076
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:35,520
It ended up being a six-pack ladder match.

1077
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:37,520
Okay.

1078
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:44,520
Which is six tag teams.

1079
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,520
So you got 12 guys in.

1080
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:50,520
All right.

1081
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:55,520
And this is a six-pack ladder match.

1082
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,520
Uh-huh.

1083
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:04,520
For the undisputed championship.

1084
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:05,520
Okay.

1085
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:07,520
Tag team belt.

1086
01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:17,520
Which is you have two belts for smackdown for tag team.

1087
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:19,520
Mm-hmm.

1088
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:24,520
You have two belts for wall.

1089
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,520
Okay.

1090
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:27,520
Okay.

1091
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:29,520
So there's four belts.

1092
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:30,520
All right.

1093
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:35,520
It's kind of like Roman Reigns right now.

1094
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:40,520
We talk about how Roman Reigns is the undisputed champion.

1095
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:41,520
Mm-hmm.

1096
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:49,520
That's because he owns the Raw and Smackdown championship.

1097
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:54,520
Yeah, it's like the old WBC and WBO boxing titles.

1098
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:55,520
Right.

1099
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,520
Yeah, I know what you're saying.

1100
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:03,520
Well, here's what they did for this.

1101
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:06,520
They took the two smackdown tag team belts.

1102
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:07,520
Okay.

1103
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:13,520
So they took the two smackdown tag team belts.

1104
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:14,520
Uh-huh.

1105
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:19,520
Hung up on one hook.

1106
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:25,520
Then they took the two smackdown belts hung on the other hook.

1107
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:26,520
Uh-huh.

1108
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:27,520
They got Raw and Smackdown.

1109
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:29,520
The undisputed.

1110
01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:32,520
There's four belts there.

1111
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:33,520
Wow.

1112
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:40,520
Which the judgment day held.

1113
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:41,520
Okay.

1114
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:42,520
Okay, let's look there.

1115
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:47,520
Held.

1116
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:48,520
Okay.

1117
01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:52,520
So it's kind of like Roman Reigns with the world heavyweight.

1118
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,520
It's undisputed.

1119
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:58,520
It's Raw and Smackdown, so they put it all in the one.

1120
01:04:58,520 --> 01:05:03,520
But if you beat them for one belt, you got that belt.

1121
01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:05,520
They still got the other.

1122
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:14,520
Or like in this match, all the belts were hung above the ring.

1123
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:15,520
Okay.

1124
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:18,520
With six tag teams.

1125
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:19,520
Uh-huh.

1126
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:29,520
So at any point, one person climbed that ladder, and it was a ladder match.

1127
01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:31,520
He had to climb up, grab them off.

1128
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:32,520
They did it.

1129
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:33,520
Yeah.

1130
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,520
You know how they hang them over the ring.

1131
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:36,520
Uh-huh.

1132
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:40,520
Well, all four belts were hanging over.

1133
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:41,520
Wow.

1134
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:49,520
Raw was on one side, Smackdown was on another.

1135
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:50,520
Okay.

1136
01:05:50,520 --> 01:06:05,520
Well, first up, they entered the new group, the Awesome Truth, which is The Men's and

1137
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:11,520
R-Truth.

1138
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:13,520
Dude, you got to watch R-Truth.

1139
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:15,520
You'll get a kick out of this, dude.

1140
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:16,520
He's a nerd.

1141
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:17,520
Okay.

1142
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:18,520
Yeah.

1143
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:20,520
He's a badass.

1144
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:23,520
He's like 40 years old.

1145
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:25,520
He's a veteran.

1146
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:29,520
But he's like, hey, the dude fucked up shit.

1147
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:30,520
Okay.

1148
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,520
I got you.

1149
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:40,520
But they have become attacking, and they are called The Awesome Truth.

1150
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:49,520
And then they introduced New Catch Republic, which is Pete Dunn and Tyler Bates.

1151
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:50,520
Uh-huh.

1152
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:51,520
Okay.

1153
01:06:51,520 --> 01:07:00,520
But here's my car, and you catch it on the internet.

1154
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:02,520
Okay.

1155
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:14,520
When they, okay, R-Truth and The Men's went to the ring after their introduction.

1156
01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:15,520
Uh-huh.

1157
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:16,520
Okay.

1158
01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:25,520
Well, New Catch Republic, music started playing, and they come out.

1159
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:37,520
But it still said Awesome Truth on the back screen, on the screen behind the jumbo screen

1160
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:39,520
as they come out.

1161
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:45,520
They still had them up, but Pete Dunn and Tyler Bates come out.

1162
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:46,520
Uh-huh.

1163
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:53,520
Yeah, their music was playing, but on the screen it was there.

1164
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:54,520
Yeah.

1165
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:58,520
But then here come Grayson Waller and Austin Theory.

1166
01:07:58,520 --> 01:07:59,520
Okay.

1167
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:07,520
Yeah, I don't like either one of them myself, but hey.

1168
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,520
They serve their purpose.

1169
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:14,520
And then the number, yeah, they serve their purpose.

1170
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,520
They got to have the villain, so there you go.

1171
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:30,520
And then number 14, one of my favorites, Toby Keaston and Xavier Woods, The New Day.

1172
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:31,520
Okay.

1173
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:41,520
And then, yeah, actually, I like these came in earlier.

1174
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:42,520
Okay.

1175
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:49,520
I'm going to put them in number five, I think they were like the first ones in, I missed

1176
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:50,520
it.

1177
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:51,520
Oh, oh, oh.

1178
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:52,520
They're called DIY.

1179
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:53,520
Okay.

1180
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:54,520
Hashtag DIY.

1181
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:55,520
Okay.

1182
01:08:55,520 --> 01:09:02,520
It's Tommaso Ciampa and Johnny Gordano.

1183
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:03,520
Okay.

1184
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:04,520
They're great.

1185
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:07,520
You got to watch them, they're great.

1186
01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:08,520
I will.

1187
01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:13,520
I mean, I'm starting to get back into wrestling, so I can chime in a little bit better.

1188
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,520
But I know everybody you're talking about.

1189
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:18,520
I'm familiar with most of these people.

1190
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:19,520
Watch DIY.

1191
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:20,520
I will.

1192
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:24,520
I'm not familiar with them, but I will get familiar with them.

1193
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:40,520
And then the last in, the undisputed tag team champions, Ben Bowler and Damien Priest of

1194
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:43,520
the Judgment Day.

1195
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:45,520
Yeah.

1196
01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:47,520
Okay.

1197
01:09:47,520 --> 01:10:00,520
I'm not going to go into everything that happened, but I'm going to let you know right now.

1198
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:09,520
Brace and Waller and Austin Theory got the SmackDown Championship.

1199
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:12,520
See, here's what the thing is.

1200
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:14,520
They got it?

1201
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:21,520
They had the belts in the air, there was many ladders.

1202
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:27,520
Whoever climbed up, took the first belt, got that championship.

1203
01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:28,520
Wow.

1204
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:39,520
So in other words, the undisputed championship could be split up, which went since I just

1205
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:45,520
ruined it, Brace and Waller grabbed the belt.

1206
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:48,520
They took the SmackDown Championships.

1207
01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:52,520
They are the new tag team champions.

1208
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:53,520
Wow.

1209
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:54,520
SmackDown.

1210
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:55,520
Cool.

1211
01:10:55,520 --> 01:11:00,520
Which means it is no longer undisputed.

1212
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:06,520
We'll get into that later.

1213
01:11:06,520 --> 01:11:07,520
Okay.

1214
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:09,520
Okay.

1215
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:19,520
Jay McDonough of the, not New Day, Judgment Day.

1216
01:11:19,520 --> 01:11:20,520
Okay.

1217
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:25,520
Interrupted, drugged R-Truth off a ladder.

1218
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:29,520
New Day takes out Ben Bowler.

1219
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:37,520
JD was, which Ben Bowler was up on a ladder too.

1220
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:50,520
JD McDonough, who was not even part of the match, was still at top of ladder, trying

1221
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:54,520
to get Finn up there while they got Finn out there.

1222
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:55,520
Yeah.

1223
01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:59,520
And JD is still up there.

1224
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:06,520
Well, the New Day comes up after JD.

1225
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:11,520
Wait to see what happens there.

1226
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:12,520
Okay.

1227
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:24,520
But then, Damien Breece comes up, they chop the New Day, climbs in, climbs the ladder,

1228
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:31,520
Mids comes up, drops Breece, Damien Breece top of ladder.

1229
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:35,520
But see, here's the thing.

1230
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:44,520
That ladder that Damien and the Mids was on, one of the legs was buckled, dude.

1231
01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:45,520
Oh, wow.

1232
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:48,520
It was like there was a three-legged ladder.

1233
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:50,520
And they were up top, they battled.

1234
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:51,520
Yeah, dude.

1235
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:54,520
That's interesting.

1236
01:12:54,520 --> 01:13:08,520
And they come down and Damien Breece.

1237
01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:09,520
Oh, right there.

1238
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,520
Has glided.

1239
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:14,520
Okay.

1240
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:27,520
Breece takes out Mids, changes the ladders, and then our truth comes in, which actually,

1241
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:37,520
if you watch it, our truth sent the other ladder in to Damien Breece.

1242
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:38,520
Okay.

1243
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:44,520
That's how stupid Damien, that's how stupid our truth is.

1244
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:45,520
Wow.

1245
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:50,520
He acts stupid, but dude, he's like 40 years old.

1246
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:53,520
At least he's making money for it.

1247
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:56,520
No, it's his thing.

1248
01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:58,520
That's what I'm saying.

1249
01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:02,520
It's his story in the WWE to be stupid and that, you know.

1250
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:04,520
Yeah, it's excellent.

1251
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:07,520
You probably plays it very well, doesn't it?

1252
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:09,520
Oh, dude, he's awesome.

1253
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:11,520
He's awesome.

1254
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:13,520
Cool.

1255
01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:22,520
Well, Breece ends up taking out the Miz.

1256
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:25,520
Breece changed the ladders.

1257
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:33,520
Truth come in to take out Damien Breece.

1258
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:40,520
Austin Truth is the new Rawg tag team champion.

1259
01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:42,520
Okay, wow.

1260
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:44,520
Okay.

1261
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:46,520
No, it was a tag.

1262
01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:48,520
Okay.

1263
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:57,520
This was our truth very first being 40 years old.

1264
01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:03,520
It's very first WrestleMania win.

1265
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:06,520
Wow.

1266
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:09,520
They won as tag team.

1267
01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:12,520
But see, that's the thing.

1268
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:25,520
That there was two tag teams built up to get going.

1269
01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:28,520
Okay.

1270
01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:29,520
Wow.

1271
01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:31,520
Yeah, that's how it went.

1272
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:35,520
Okay.

1273
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:40,520
Yeah, Grayson Waller took the SmackDown Championship.

1274
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:42,520
Mm-hmm.

1275
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:51,520
Our truth took the Rawg Championship, which means Judgment Day lost every time.

1276
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:53,520
Wow.

1277
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:55,520
They lost both.

1278
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:59,520
Some may depend on which.

1279
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:02,520
There was a lot of speculation on the Internet.

1280
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:05,520
They're going to break up anyway.

1281
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:06,520
So might it?

1282
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:07,520
Okay.

1283
01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:12,520
All right.

1284
01:16:12,520 --> 01:16:14,520
Oh, okay.

1285
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:19,520
Next up, third match of the night.

1286
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:32,520
It was a tag team match, Dominic Mysterio of the Judgment Day versus, oh, and St.

1287
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:34,520
Josette Escobar.

1288
01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:36,520
Okay.

1289
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:43,520
Versus Ray Mysterio and Andrade.

1290
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:44,520
Okay.

1291
01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:53,520
So you have father and son, Dominic and Ray, which I've been talking about.

1292
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:59,520
Well, Santos has recently betrayed Ray.

1293
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:01,520
Yeah.

1294
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:08,520
And he's had people like Carlito and a couple others behind him.

1295
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:09,520
Mm-hmm.

1296
01:17:09,520 --> 01:17:17,520
But Andrade is a big player, but left, and I'm thinking he went to AW for a while.

1297
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:18,520
Okay.

1298
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:19,520
Or AW.

1299
01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:21,520
But he came back.

1300
01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:24,520
He's now back in WWE.

1301
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:30,520
And he took up for Ray.

1302
01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:35,520
Dude, it was a badass battle.

1303
01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:39,520
I mean, you had father and son against each other.

1304
01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:41,520
That's pretty cool.

1305
01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:49,520
You had four different Lucha Libre's together.

1306
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:51,520
It was a badass battle.

1307
01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:53,520
Mm-hmm.

1308
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:59,520
But this is where things get interesting, and you're going to want this.

1309
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:00,520
Okay.

1310
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:10,520
Dominic was on the rope with a struggle against the Ring Post.

1311
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:11,520
Okay.

1312
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:14,520
I don't know.

1313
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:15,520
Okay.

1314
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:16,520
Well, okay.

1315
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:17,520
Well, no.

1316
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:19,520
I got to go back.

1317
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:20,520
Okay.

1318
01:18:20,520 --> 01:18:22,520
This is a big, big mess.

1319
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:32,520
But while Dominic was against the Ring Post, against his dad, his dad was the one that put him against the Ring Post.

1320
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:33,520
Oh, wow.

1321
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:43,520
So his dad whips off his belt right there in the middle of the ring, while Dominic was over the ropes like he was going to spank his ass.

1322
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:44,520
Mm-hmm.

1323
01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:46,520
Everybody was waiting for it.

1324
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:47,520
Everybody was waiting for it.

1325
01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:49,520
Everybody was camped for it.

1326
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:58,520
In fact, Dominic come around, took Ray's belt, ran through it out the crowd.

1327
01:18:58,520 --> 01:18:59,520
Okay.

1328
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:02,520
Well, the battle kept going.

1329
01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:22,520
Santo's S-bar had Ray in a corner hanging over the ropes, told Dom to get a chair that would bash his brains out.

1330
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:23,520
Uh-huh.

1331
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:25,520
And you could hear it.

1332
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:26,520
You watched it.

1333
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:27,520
You could hear it.

1334
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:38,520
But this right here is where the game changes, and you, my friend Mark, are going to love it.

1335
01:19:38,520 --> 01:19:39,520
Okay.

1336
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:55,520
As Dominic went over to the announce table to grab a steel chair, he got in his hand these two huge guys.

1337
01:19:55,520 --> 01:20:00,520
Come out of the stand wearing masks.

1338
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:16,520
And one of them takes the chair out of Dominic's hands, and the other one puts Dominic's head into the ring post.

1339
01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:17,520
Oh, wow.

1340
01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:28,520
And then they help Ray out, Ray Mysterio.

1341
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:34,520
Well, Ray and I are doing a flash by Frog Splash off the top rope.

1342
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:35,520
Uh-huh.

1343
01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:38,520
There's Santo's S-bar for the win.

1344
01:20:38,520 --> 01:20:40,520
Okay.

1345
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:42,520
But here's the shocker.

1346
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:46,520
Okay.

1347
01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:55,520
When the match was over, these guys cowered over them.

1348
01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:57,520
They were big.

1349
01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:59,520
You could tell they were white guys.

1350
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:03,520
Uh-huh.

1351
01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:04,520
They got in the ring.

1352
01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:06,520
Guess who it was.

1353
01:21:06,520 --> 01:21:10,520
Who was it?

1354
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:20,520
Well, seeing how this took place in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

1355
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:21,520
Oh, yeah.

1356
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:22,520
Oh, yeah.

1357
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:24,520
Lane Johnson.

1358
01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:26,520
Lane Johnson.

1359
01:21:26,520 --> 01:21:27,520
And wait.

1360
01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:28,520
Just wait.

1361
01:21:28,520 --> 01:21:29,520
I know.

1362
01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:30,520
I know.

1363
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:32,520
Jason Johnson.

1364
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:33,520
Yeah.

1365
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:34,520
Yep.

1366
01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:44,520
They took out Dominic and helped Ray Mysterio to win, and yes, yes, they got in the ring

1367
01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:45,520
after the match.

1368
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:56,520
They dropped their shirts, and Jason did his, uh, you know, yeah, he muscleed up.

1369
01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:58,520
Yeah, it was awesome.

1370
01:21:58,520 --> 01:21:59,520
It was a fun time.

1371
01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:00,520
Yeah.

1372
01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:03,520
Yeah, that was the part that everybody was talking about at work.

1373
01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:04,520
And they were waiting.

1374
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:05,520
Wow.

1375
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:06,520
They were waiting.

1376
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:07,520
That's awesome waiting.

1377
01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:14,520
Well, everybody, there was, there's been speculation whether Jason was going to make an appearance.

1378
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:15,520
Okay.

1379
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:17,520
But there was other people.

1380
01:22:17,520 --> 01:22:20,520
There was other people.

1381
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:26,520
Meek Mill, Coco Jones, Lil Wayne, and a few others.

1382
01:22:26,520 --> 01:22:27,520
Cool.

1383
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:31,520
But yeah, that was, that was a great match.

1384
01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:33,520
That sounds awesome.

1385
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:35,520
If you have V-Con, what?

1386
01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:37,520
Yes, I'm going to watch it.

1387
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:39,520
Go to WWE Network and watch it.

1388
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:40,520
I'm going to.

1389
01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:44,520
That's why I'm doing it for those that don't have WWE.

1390
01:22:44,520 --> 01:22:45,520
You know what?

1391
01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:49,520
That's very good of you, Rob, and I'm sure there are a lot of people out there that really

1392
01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:53,520
appreciate the, uh, the updates on wrestling.

1393
01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:55,520
I got a long way to go.

1394
01:22:55,520 --> 01:22:57,520
We're only a massive four.

1395
01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:58,520
Okay.

1396
01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:00,520
And there are seven.

1397
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:01,520
Wow.

1398
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:02,520
Okay.

1399
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:03,520
Just for tonight.

1400
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:08,520
And I'm going to try to make, hurry it up.

1401
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:10,520
This one could be kind of right, too.

1402
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:11,520
Okay.

1403
01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:14,520
Anyway, uh, match number four.

1404
01:23:14,520 --> 01:23:18,520
Starts out with Lil Wayne.

1405
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:19,520
Oh, wow.

1406
01:23:19,520 --> 01:23:21,520
You know the musician?

1407
01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:22,520
Yeah.

1408
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:23,520
You know the rapper?

1409
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:24,520
Yep.

1410
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:27,520
Starts out with him backstage.

1411
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:30,520
He comes out stage.

1412
01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:41,520
They come to find out he's amassing the first opponent in the next match.

1413
01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:42,520
Okay.

1414
01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:48,520
Which is a huge match.

1415
01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:51,520
Okay.

1416
01:23:51,520 --> 01:24:02,520
Saturday night at WrestleMania was the third time ever two brothers met each other face

1417
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:05,520
to face in a ring.

1418
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:07,520
Oh, wow.

1419
01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:12,520
The first one was Owen Hart and Bret Hart.

1420
01:24:12,520 --> 01:24:14,520
Yep.

1421
01:24:14,520 --> 01:24:18,520
Alright, take it to Owen Hart.

1422
01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:24,520
The second brother battle was Jeff and Matt Hardy at WrestleMania.

1423
01:24:24,520 --> 01:24:27,520
Okay.

1424
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:37,520
The third time, which was last night, you had the Usos.

1425
01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:39,520
Okay.

1426
01:24:39,520 --> 01:24:49,520
Which it comes off, well, they are twins from Rikishi, if you remember that name.

1427
01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:50,520
Yeah.

1428
01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:51,520
They are his sons.

1429
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:52,520
Uh-huh.

1430
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:55,520
They're part of the bloodline, which is Roman Reigns.

1431
01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:56,520
It's a big...

1432
01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:57,520
Okay.

1433
01:24:57,520 --> 01:24:58,520
I do know some of that.

1434
01:24:58,520 --> 01:24:59,520
Go ahead.

1435
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:02,520
Well, see, here's the thing.

1436
01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:07,520
J-Usos got away from all that.

1437
01:25:07,520 --> 01:25:09,520
Yeah.

1438
01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:12,520
Jimmy Uso is still in the bloodline.

1439
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:13,520
Okay.

1440
01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:18,520
They're twins.

1441
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:27,520
Jimmy Uso happens to be nine minutes earlier than Jeff.

1442
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,520
Okay.

1443
01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:30,520
Okay.

1444
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:37,520
They've grown up wrestling against each other, with each other, you know.

1445
01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:42,520
Dude, it was a badass battle.

1446
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:50,520
And it kept going on to say, Jay never wanted this battle.

1447
01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:51,520
Okay.

1448
01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:54,520
Jay Uso did not want this.

1449
01:25:54,520 --> 01:26:00,520
Jimmy did because Roman Reigns in the bloodline is feeding.

1450
01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:13,520
But then, Jimmy, Jay had him down in the ring, and Jimmy started apologizing.

1451
01:26:13,520 --> 01:26:16,520
I'm sorry, brother, you know.

1452
01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:19,520
Bah, bah, bah.

1453
01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:22,520
He suckered Jay.

1454
01:26:22,520 --> 01:26:23,520
Okay.

1455
01:26:23,520 --> 01:26:25,520
And they went at it.

1456
01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:28,520
Jay kicked out.

1457
01:26:28,520 --> 01:26:33,520
Jay Uso wins the Uso Civil War.

1458
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:34,520
Wow.

1459
01:26:34,520 --> 01:26:38,520
The younger brother wins the battle.

1460
01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:40,520
That's interesting that they went at it.

1461
01:26:40,520 --> 01:26:49,520
Meanwhile, Jimmy, who was stuck with the bloodline, who Jay escaped to make his own name.

1462
01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:51,520
Mm-hmm.

1463
01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:59,520
Jimmy has to go back and enter Roman Reigns and everybody else involved.

1464
01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:00,520
Wow.

1465
01:27:00,520 --> 01:27:01,520
Okay.

1466
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:03,520
Well, see what happens there.

1467
01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:04,520
Yep.

1468
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:08,520
But still, man, think about it.

1469
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:20,520
If you and John ever win WWE and you had, as a tag team, you were always together, and then something happened where you got split up.

1470
01:27:20,520 --> 01:27:24,520
And you had to go in the ring and test each other, what would you do?

1471
01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:25,520
Or?

1472
01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:27,520
It's your brother, man.

1473
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:28,520
I wouldn't do it.

1474
01:27:28,520 --> 01:27:30,520
I wouldn't step in the ring with my brother.

1475
01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:31,520
I wouldn't.

1476
01:27:31,520 --> 01:27:34,520
Oh, yeah, that's you guys.

1477
01:27:34,520 --> 01:27:35,520
No, I know, I know.

1478
01:27:35,520 --> 01:27:38,520
This is a show, and it's different.

1479
01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:44,520
If I was doing a show and him and I got together and it's choreographed and all that, that's different.

1480
01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:47,520
But like you're talking about a real one, I wouldn't have done it.

1481
01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:49,520
I would have said, no, you know what?

1482
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:52,520
No, neither of you were John Woods.

1483
01:27:52,520 --> 01:27:57,520
No, no, we loved each other too much for that, so.

1484
01:27:57,520 --> 01:28:02,520
Okay, next up, I'll make this quick.

1485
01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:03,520
Okay.

1486
01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:06,520
There was a six-woman tag team.

1487
01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:07,520
Nice.

1488
01:28:07,520 --> 01:28:09,520
It was three on three.

1489
01:28:09,520 --> 01:28:10,520
Three on three.

1490
01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:11,520
All right.

1491
01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:18,520
Bianca Belair, Jade Cardale, which I've just been talking about.

1492
01:28:18,520 --> 01:28:19,520
Yep.

1493
01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:22,520
Just signed with SmackDown for Men XD.

1494
01:28:22,520 --> 01:28:23,520
Okay.

1495
01:28:23,520 --> 01:28:31,520
And Naomi, who happens to be married to Jimmy Uso.

1496
01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:32,520
Oh, I didn't know that.

1497
01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:33,520
I'm a little aligned.

1498
01:28:33,520 --> 01:28:38,520
But Naomi is on the good side, Jimmy's on the bad side.

1499
01:28:38,520 --> 01:28:39,520
Okay.

1500
01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:57,520
Anyway, they took on damage control, which is Dakota Kai and the women's tag team champions,

1501
01:28:57,520 --> 01:29:00,520
Oscar and Kyrie Fink.

1502
01:29:00,520 --> 01:29:01,520
Okay.

1503
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:05,520
Known as the Kabuki Warriors.

1504
01:29:05,520 --> 01:29:06,520
Okay.

1505
01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:09,520
This was a full battle, man.

1506
01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:10,520
It was.

1507
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:13,520
Three on three is a full battle.

1508
01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:22,520
But here's the highlight that caught me.

1509
01:29:22,520 --> 01:29:31,520
Bianca went off the ropes into a moonsault.

1510
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:40,520
But somehow all three of the women were laid, the Kabuki Warriors were laid down in the

1511
01:29:40,520 --> 01:29:41,520
middle of the ring.

1512
01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:42,520
Yeah.

1513
01:29:42,520 --> 01:29:43,520
Well, you got to watch it.

1514
01:29:43,520 --> 01:29:44,520
You got to watch it.

1515
01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:45,520
Okay.

1516
01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:50,520
Bianca took them out, laid them all down.

1517
01:29:50,520 --> 01:29:59,520
She ran off the corner, the moonsault, off the ropes.

1518
01:29:59,520 --> 01:30:04,520
And landed on all three of them to pin them.

1519
01:30:04,520 --> 01:30:07,520
But unfortunately they all kicked out.

1520
01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:08,520
Oh, wow.

1521
01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:09,520
Okay.

1522
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:15,520
Jay Cargill, that's somebody that you got to watch.

1523
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:16,520
Okay.

1524
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:24,520
Jay dropped kick the Dakota interface and pins her through the net.

1525
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:25,520
Wow.

1526
01:30:25,520 --> 01:30:29,520
Jay Cargill is a badass.

1527
01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:30,520
Yep.

1528
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:39,520
And these three super women, they be sticking together.

1529
01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:40,520
Okay.

1530
01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:41,520
Sticking together.

1531
01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:42,520
Yep.

1532
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:51,520
Okay, next up for tonight, I'm trying to make this, these next two men.

1533
01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:54,520
No, Rob, you can go as long as you want.

1534
01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:57,520
I'm just worried about you because you have to work early in the morning.

1535
01:30:57,520 --> 01:31:00,520
I mean, it doesn't bother me anymore.

1536
01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:03,520
Well, I ain't worried about working early in the morning.

1537
01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:07,520
I still have to get together tomorrow night.

1538
01:31:07,520 --> 01:31:09,520
Yeah, that's true.

1539
01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:12,520
Because they're probably about done by now.

1540
01:31:12,520 --> 01:31:16,520
No, you're kind of like warning me and I'm like, I'm fine here.

1541
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:18,520
You're the one that has to work in the morning.

1542
01:31:18,520 --> 01:31:19,520
That's what I was saying.

1543
01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:21,520
I appreciate you going extra.

1544
01:31:21,520 --> 01:31:22,520
Oh, I ain't worried about work.

1545
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:23,520
Okay.

1546
01:31:23,520 --> 01:31:24,520
I ain't worried about work.

1547
01:31:24,520 --> 01:31:30,520
If you watch these matches like me, you'd be into it.

1548
01:31:30,520 --> 01:31:35,520
I'm going to start.

1549
01:31:35,520 --> 01:31:42,520
Okay, next up was for the Intercontinental Championship.

1550
01:31:42,520 --> 01:31:44,520
Uh-huh.

1551
01:31:44,520 --> 01:31:47,520
You had the underdogs, Sammy Zane.

1552
01:31:47,520 --> 01:31:50,520
Yeah.

1553
01:31:50,520 --> 01:31:55,520
Which tried to become the bull line, but they kicked him out, blah, blah, blah.

1554
01:31:55,520 --> 01:32:04,520
Plus, he's best friends with Kevin Owens, both Canadian.

1555
01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:09,520
Unfortunately, not from your side.

1556
01:32:09,520 --> 01:32:11,520
They're from Quebec.

1557
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:14,520
Okay, that explains a lot.

1558
01:32:14,520 --> 01:32:17,520
Yeah.

1559
01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:26,520
But Sammy Zane took on Buter, the ring general to international champion.

1560
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:30,520
Yeah.

1561
01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:37,520
Okay, the first thing that caught me, okay, let's go a little bit further.

1562
01:32:37,520 --> 01:32:46,520
Before the match, Sammy's wife and young son was in the back and he was talking to them, blah, blah, blah.

1563
01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:48,520
Uh-huh.

1564
01:32:48,520 --> 01:33:07,520
But then I found out Goethe has held the belt, get this, 666 days.

1565
01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:08,520
Wow.

1566
01:33:08,520 --> 01:33:09,520
666.

1567
01:33:09,520 --> 01:33:11,520
Uh-huh, I got you.

1568
01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:19,520
Okay, behind the scenes, Goethe just had a new baby, blah, blah, blah.

1569
01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:20,520
Uh-huh.

1570
01:33:20,520 --> 01:33:30,520
But I'll tell you what, Goethe come out and he was dominating Sammy Zane.

1571
01:33:30,520 --> 01:33:33,520
Uh-huh.

1572
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:39,520
But Sammy needed to pick up the pace.

1573
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:44,520
Does Goethe like the control of the speed of the match?

1574
01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:47,520
Yeah.

1575
01:33:47,520 --> 01:33:50,520
Well then Sammy got the piss and Goethe off.

1576
01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:57,520
And no, Goethe was beating the hell out of Sammy.

1577
01:33:57,520 --> 01:34:01,520
But Sammy would not stay down.

1578
01:34:01,520 --> 01:34:05,520
But his wife was in front row.

1579
01:34:05,520 --> 01:34:08,520
Yeah.

1580
01:34:08,520 --> 01:34:14,520
Well then Goethe went to get frustrated.

1581
01:34:14,520 --> 01:34:16,520
Uh-huh.

1582
01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:25,520
Started yelling stuff at Sammy's wife.

1583
01:34:25,520 --> 01:34:34,520
So Sammy, during the interruption, gives a halubic kick to Goethe, which is a special kick.

1584
01:34:34,520 --> 01:34:36,520
Uh-huh.

1585
01:34:36,520 --> 01:34:39,520
And Goethe ended up with Sammy.

1586
01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:42,520
He kicked out.

1587
01:34:42,520 --> 01:34:49,520
Sammy White tells Goethe, it's over.

1588
01:34:49,520 --> 01:34:51,520
You can see her in the front row.

1589
01:34:51,520 --> 01:34:52,520
Wow.

1590
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:55,520
He looks at Goethe and says, it's over.

1591
01:34:55,520 --> 01:34:57,520
He's coming back.

1592
01:34:57,520 --> 01:34:59,520
Wow.

1593
01:34:59,520 --> 01:35:00,520
Just saying.

1594
01:35:00,520 --> 01:35:02,520
Okay.

1595
01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:07,520
While he's beating the hell out of Sammy.

1596
01:35:07,520 --> 01:35:08,520
Oh, real quick.

1597
01:35:08,520 --> 01:35:12,520
And he got to where Goethe was just having fun.

1598
01:35:12,520 --> 01:35:14,520
He was just prolonging it.

1599
01:35:14,520 --> 01:35:15,520
Real quick.

1600
01:35:15,520 --> 01:35:16,520
Hi Opal.

1601
01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:17,520
Hi Jimmy.

1602
01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:18,520
Hi Opal.

1603
01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:19,520
Hi Jimmy.

1604
01:35:19,520 --> 01:35:21,520
Yeah, we can't forget to do that.

1605
01:35:21,520 --> 01:35:22,520
No, no, no.

1606
01:35:22,520 --> 01:35:23,520
We love you guys.

1607
01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:24,520
All right.

1608
01:35:24,520 --> 01:35:27,520
Go ahead.

1609
01:35:27,520 --> 01:35:39,520
But then Sammy fires up.

1610
01:35:39,520 --> 01:35:48,520
He ended up giving Goethe a brain buster off the top turnbuckle.

1611
01:35:48,520 --> 01:35:50,520
Uh-huh.

1612
01:35:50,520 --> 01:35:53,520
Followed by a halubic kick.

1613
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:58,520
Got no Sammy.

1614
01:35:58,520 --> 01:35:59,520
It's a halubic kick.

1615
01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:00,520
Uh-huh.

1616
01:36:00,520 --> 01:36:03,520
And then he backed it up with another halubic kick.

1617
01:36:03,520 --> 01:36:05,520
Falls on Goethe.

1618
01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:10,520
We have a new intercontinental champion.

1619
01:36:10,520 --> 01:36:11,520
Okay.

1620
01:36:11,520 --> 01:36:12,520
Sammy Zane.

1621
01:36:12,520 --> 01:36:13,520
Wow.

1622
01:36:13,520 --> 01:36:21,520
And out of my notes, I wrote this down.

1623
01:36:21,520 --> 01:36:24,520
I'm going to read it because it's true.

1624
01:36:24,520 --> 01:36:25,520
Okay.

1625
01:36:25,520 --> 01:36:31,520
This match had me in tears just on the emotional part of it.

1626
01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:33,520
For his wife and kid being there.

1627
01:36:33,520 --> 01:36:37,520
And Sammy is a major underdog.

1628
01:36:37,520 --> 01:36:38,520
Uh-huh.

1629
01:36:38,520 --> 01:36:42,520
He should not have won it, but he did.

1630
01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:47,520
All right, cool.

1631
01:36:47,520 --> 01:36:53,520
This match leads us up to the final match of the night.

1632
01:36:53,520 --> 01:36:56,520
Okay.

1633
01:36:56,520 --> 01:37:04,520
Which will lead us in to the main event tomorrow night.

1634
01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:05,520
Okay.

1635
01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:09,520
Two of these people are in it.

1636
01:37:09,520 --> 01:37:22,520
Tonight it was, well, last night was Cody Rhodes and Seth freaking Rawlins.

1637
01:37:22,520 --> 01:37:23,520
Okay.

1638
01:37:23,520 --> 01:37:27,520
Those are the bloodlines.

1639
01:37:27,520 --> 01:37:34,520
Roman Reigns and, yes, The Rock, his cousin.

1640
01:37:34,520 --> 01:37:36,520
Very cool.

1641
01:37:36,520 --> 01:37:45,520
Which I had to do a little homework on this because I did not understand how Rock was

1642
01:37:45,520 --> 01:37:52,520
telling the referee what to do, but I figured it out.

1643
01:37:52,520 --> 01:38:07,520
The Rock is now a former member of TKO, which went in partnership with WWE.

1644
01:38:07,520 --> 01:38:08,520
Okay.

1645
01:38:08,520 --> 01:38:12,520
It's Tony Khan and all that.

1646
01:38:12,520 --> 01:38:13,520
Okay.

1647
01:38:13,520 --> 01:38:18,520
Yeah, it's like you look up TKO.

1648
01:38:18,520 --> 01:38:22,520
Yeah, they merged.

1649
01:38:22,520 --> 01:38:25,520
And let me tell you something.

1650
01:38:25,520 --> 01:38:31,520
The Rock is not the Rock we knew.

1651
01:38:31,520 --> 01:38:35,520
The Rock is out to draw blood.

1652
01:38:35,520 --> 01:38:36,520
Oh, wow.

1653
01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:44,520
Which he did the other night on Cody Rhodes on, I don't know, this night down law or whatever.

1654
01:38:44,520 --> 01:38:45,520
Okay.

1655
01:38:45,520 --> 01:38:49,520
The Rock is now 51 years old, but anyway.

1656
01:38:49,520 --> 01:38:53,520
This looks great.

1657
01:38:53,520 --> 01:38:56,520
I'm going to make this short.

1658
01:38:56,520 --> 01:38:59,520
Okay.

1659
01:38:59,520 --> 01:39:09,520
What this was for was tomorrow night, well, I'll say tomorrow night, which is actually

1660
01:39:09,520 --> 01:39:10,520
tonight.

1661
01:39:10,520 --> 01:39:12,520
Uh-huh.

1662
01:39:12,520 --> 01:39:21,520
Cody Rhodes takes on Roman Reigns one on one for the undisputed championship, which means

1663
01:39:21,520 --> 01:39:24,520
SmackDown and Raw championships.

1664
01:39:24,520 --> 01:39:25,520
Okay.

1665
01:39:25,520 --> 01:39:32,520
Which Roman Reigns has held for over 1,500 days.

1666
01:39:32,520 --> 01:39:33,520
Wow.

1667
01:39:33,520 --> 01:39:34,520
I know.

1668
01:39:34,520 --> 01:39:41,520
Yeah, he's held for a long, oh no, 1,315 days.

1669
01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:44,520
As of Saturday.

1670
01:39:44,520 --> 01:39:47,520
Okay, wow.

1671
01:39:47,520 --> 01:39:59,520
Well, dude, it was a battle.

1672
01:39:59,520 --> 01:40:08,520
Rock, yeah, he acknowledged Roman Reigns, blah, blah, blah.

1673
01:40:08,520 --> 01:40:12,520
So he was part of tonight's battle.

1674
01:40:12,520 --> 01:40:18,520
But if you're wondering about tomorrow night, I'll let you know about tomorrow night to

1675
01:40:18,520 --> 01:40:20,520
Tuesday night.

1676
01:40:20,520 --> 01:40:21,520
Okay.

1677
01:40:21,520 --> 01:40:28,520
But Seth Rollins had been fighting back problems and everything.

1678
01:40:28,520 --> 01:40:29,520
Uh-huh.

1679
01:40:29,520 --> 01:40:40,520
Um, Cody won the chance to Royal Rumble to take on Roman Reigns.

1680
01:40:40,520 --> 01:40:47,520
Um, yeah, it got bad.

1681
01:40:47,520 --> 01:40:54,520
Uh, the Rocks started telling the ref what to do.

1682
01:40:54,520 --> 01:40:55,520
Okay.

1683
01:40:55,520 --> 01:41:06,520
Here's the thing, like I said, the Rock is one of the bosses at TKO, so he is in charge

1684
01:41:06,520 --> 01:41:07,520
of the refs.

1685
01:41:07,520 --> 01:41:10,520
So he was bossing the ref around.

1686
01:41:10,520 --> 01:41:12,520
You can watch it.

1687
01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:13,520
Yeah.

1688
01:41:13,520 --> 01:41:24,520
Uh, the Rock actually told the ref, if you can't tell, actually, you can't tell.

1689
01:41:24,520 --> 01:41:27,520
You can't tell out your fire.

1690
01:41:27,520 --> 01:41:28,520
Wow.

1691
01:41:28,520 --> 01:41:35,520
Or slow count, which he thought the ref was counting slow, which was not.

1692
01:41:35,520 --> 01:41:39,520
Yeah, he was going to fire the ref on the spot.

1693
01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:40,520
Wow.

1694
01:41:40,520 --> 01:41:42,520
That's not the Rock we knew.

1695
01:41:42,520 --> 01:41:45,520
No, no, it's a new era, dude.

1696
01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:46,520
It's coming back.

1697
01:41:46,520 --> 01:41:47,520
I get it.

1698
01:41:47,520 --> 01:41:48,520
You know what?

1699
01:41:48,520 --> 01:41:49,520
This is not the Rock.

1700
01:41:49,520 --> 01:41:50,520
He is mean.

1701
01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:51,520
He is getting tough.

1702
01:41:51,520 --> 01:41:54,520
It keeps going.

1703
01:41:54,520 --> 01:42:09,520
Seth Rollins ended up getting his knee injured again, and it pretty much cost him the night.

1704
01:42:09,520 --> 01:42:24,520
Rock ended up giving a low blow to Seth Rollins, and it's pretty much just come down to Cody

1705
01:42:24,520 --> 01:42:25,520
Rhodes.

1706
01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:26,520
Wow.

1707
01:42:26,520 --> 01:42:33,520
And Cody fought his battle, dude.

1708
01:42:33,520 --> 01:42:34,520
Okay.

1709
01:42:34,520 --> 01:42:42,520
But unfortunately he lost Rock and Cody.

1710
01:42:42,520 --> 01:42:50,520
One Roman who he faces tonight is the Rock between Cody.

1711
01:42:50,520 --> 01:42:54,520
But here's the thing.

1712
01:42:54,520 --> 01:43:00,520
This match was over tonight's rules for the main event.

1713
01:43:00,520 --> 01:43:01,520
Okay.

1714
01:43:01,520 --> 01:43:11,520
Which is Cody Rhodes versus Roman Reigns for the championship.

1715
01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:12,520
Okay.

1716
01:43:12,520 --> 01:43:16,520
Which I will get back on.

1717
01:43:16,520 --> 01:43:29,520
But the stipulation was if Cody and Seth won tonight, tonight's match would be one on one.

1718
01:43:29,520 --> 01:43:31,520
Uh-huh.

1719
01:43:31,520 --> 01:43:37,520
Between Cody and Roman at the main event.

1720
01:43:37,520 --> 01:43:51,520
But since Cody and Seth lost, now it's broad line rules, which means there is no rule.

1721
01:43:51,520 --> 01:44:01,520
So it's going to be interesting to see what Cody comes up with because there's been speculation

1722
01:44:01,520 --> 01:44:04,520
of people stepping in.

1723
01:44:04,520 --> 01:44:05,520
We'll find out.

1724
01:44:05,520 --> 01:44:06,520
Okay.

1725
01:44:06,520 --> 01:44:10,520
I'll let you know next podcast.

1726
01:44:10,520 --> 01:44:11,520
Sounds good.

1727
01:44:11,520 --> 01:44:21,520
But yeah, if you get a chance, go to P-Tox on WWE Network.

1728
01:44:21,520 --> 01:44:27,520
If you can, you have to rely on me or Google.

1729
01:44:27,520 --> 01:44:28,520
Cool.

1730
01:44:28,520 --> 01:44:35,520
Yeah, that's the night cap of WrestleMania.

1731
01:44:35,520 --> 01:44:37,520
Very good, Rob.

1732
01:44:37,520 --> 01:44:43,520
That was a hell of a play-by-play, almost play-by-play description you gave.

1733
01:44:43,520 --> 01:44:47,520
I could have went further, but dude, we've been here forever.

1734
01:44:47,520 --> 01:44:49,520
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1735
01:44:49,520 --> 01:44:54,520
We're going on an hour and 40 minutes on the podcast, but man, dude, it was excellent, dude.

1736
01:44:54,520 --> 01:44:56,520
I feel like I watched it.

1737
01:44:56,520 --> 01:44:57,520
That's how informative you were.

1738
01:44:57,520 --> 01:45:00,520
It's probably going to be the same next.

1739
01:45:00,520 --> 01:45:01,520
Okay.

1740
01:45:01,520 --> 01:45:02,520
That's fine.

1741
01:45:02,520 --> 01:45:07,520
I know, like I said, there's a lot more that I wrote down.

1742
01:45:07,520 --> 01:45:10,520
You just have to watch it, man.

1743
01:45:10,520 --> 01:45:12,520
It's action packed.

1744
01:45:12,520 --> 01:45:14,520
It's WrestleMania 40.

1745
01:45:14,520 --> 01:45:15,520
Come on.

1746
01:45:15,520 --> 01:45:17,520
They're going over the top.

1747
01:45:17,520 --> 01:45:19,520
Rock is back.

1748
01:45:19,520 --> 01:45:27,520
By the way, The Rock's new name is The Final Boss.

1749
01:45:27,520 --> 01:45:28,520
All right, cool.

1750
01:45:28,520 --> 01:45:30,520
That's the way he comes.

1751
01:45:30,520 --> 01:45:33,520
He's part of the company.

1752
01:45:33,520 --> 01:45:37,520
That's his new name, The Final Boss.

1753
01:45:37,520 --> 01:45:45,520
Because, well, if you keep watching, I think they're trying to weed Triple H out.

1754
01:45:45,520 --> 01:45:47,520
Probably.

1755
01:45:47,520 --> 01:45:49,520
My opinion.

1756
01:45:49,520 --> 01:45:53,520
Triple H has been for a long time, dude.

1757
01:45:53,520 --> 01:45:55,520
He's been at the helm a long time.

1758
01:45:55,520 --> 01:45:57,520
Well, there's a lot more going on.

1759
01:45:57,520 --> 01:46:01,520
Well, I know there always is, but he's been at it a long time.

1760
01:46:01,520 --> 01:46:02,520
They probably do want to.

1761
01:46:02,520 --> 01:46:04,520
There's all kinds of shit.

1762
01:46:04,520 --> 01:46:07,520
I bet you they do want to make a change.

1763
01:46:07,520 --> 01:46:10,520
So, yeah.

1764
01:46:10,520 --> 01:46:19,520
Well, like, Triple H started out last night coming out saying it's a new era.

1765
01:46:19,520 --> 01:46:21,520
Okay.

1766
01:46:21,520 --> 01:46:25,520
And then here Rock comes out and keeps an ass.

1767
01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:27,520
Okay.

1768
01:46:27,520 --> 01:46:29,520
Rock's 51 years old drawing blood, dude.

1769
01:46:29,520 --> 01:46:30,520
That's cool.

1770
01:46:30,520 --> 01:46:34,520
He's coming out, eating and living hell out of his teeth.

1771
01:46:34,520 --> 01:46:35,520
He is.

1772
01:46:35,520 --> 01:46:36,520
Okay, I believe it.

1773
01:46:36,520 --> 01:46:39,520
All right, let's wrap this bitch up, dude.

1774
01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:41,520
Let's do it.

1775
01:46:41,520 --> 01:46:42,520
All righty.

1776
01:46:42,520 --> 01:46:43,520
Thank you for listening, assholes.

1777
01:46:43,520 --> 01:46:45,520
Goodnight, assholes.

1778
01:46:45,520 --> 01:46:47,520
Goodnight, assholes.

1779
01:46:47,520 --> 01:46:49,520
Goodnight, assholes.

1780
01:46:49,520 --> 01:46:50,520
Oh, no.

1781
01:46:50,520 --> 01:46:52,520
Looks like the show's over, kids.

1782
01:46:52,520 --> 01:46:56,520
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1783
01:46:56,520 --> 01:46:58,520
Fear not, assholes.

1784
01:46:58,520 --> 01:47:27,520
They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.