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Hello everybody, this is Two Douchebags in Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Hey, thanks for joining us this evening. I don't know where it's going to be. Morning, evening, night, midday, whenever you listen to us.

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But thank you for listening. We have an announcement.

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What did you say? It's five o'clock somewhere.

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That's right. So get out the whiskey bottles. It's five o'clock somewhere.

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We have an announcement, Rob.

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What?

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We have a new number one market. And it's not in America.

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This is awesome.

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Purdue Canada has broken all our records.

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I've got to look up and see where Purdue is. But you guys just came out of nowhere and just smoked everybody.

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Now I have to do this.

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Oh, go ahead. What?

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I was just asking, could that be part of your family? Talking to their friends, whatever?

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Well, I don't know. Maybe. It could be, I guess. If that's the deal, that's great.

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Like your cousin, you know.

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I'll have to ask them if they said anything. Well, I'll find out.

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But Canadians have a sense of humor like us. You know, like what you and I do. This kind of raunchy, dirty kind of...

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Yeah. So I figured if we would catch on a little bit there, there'd be a lot of people going, you know what?

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This is pretty good. You need to listen to it.

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So Purdue Canada is our number one market overall.

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But number two market, or the number one market in America, is still Des Moines.

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But Ashburn is trying to catch you guys Des Moines. They're right behind you guys.

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Ashburn just sprung up out of nowhere. I believe it's North Carolina.

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And Kansas City, what the hell? We love you. But man, you guys are letting off the pedal there.

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Yeah, we're just ramping up and you guys are letting off.

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Yeah. Yeah. What the hell? We live in Kansas City. We know there's not that good of radio here.

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So, no, actually, Kansas City has really, really does have some solid radio.

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Anyhow, Rob, my first thing I'm going to get to is, you know what a secret meal is?

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Okay. A secret meal is a meal that someone, okay, your family's all around, right?

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And it's a meal that you grab, but you don't want anyone to know that you ate. Okay?

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Oh, okay. Okay. I see. Yeah.

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Yeah. Like it could be a pint of ice cream to, I don't know, whatever, a cheeseburger or something like that.

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Well, they did a study. A study revealed that 40% of people that live with other people or family members have a secret meal.

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This is a meal that they sneak in and might want to eat in private.

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Sometimes it's because the meal might be horrible junk food or might not want to look like they didn't like the food they had at lunch or dinner.

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So, you see, I've done all of this. Have you?

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I've been somewhere and like.

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I admit it.

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Yeah, me too. And it's like something like fake cod or something.

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And I have to go, oh, man, my stomach hurts. I can't eat. Thank you, though.

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And then I sneak in a meal later. I've done that before.

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And then sometimes I was just hungry. I'm like, man, I'm going to look like a pig.

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I'm just going to run by this Burger King here and fucking grab a sandwich and then I'll go home and I'll eat there too or whatever.

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Some of the most. Yeah. Yeah. But getting that sandwich fills me up.

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Yeah, me too. I've done that before.

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And then I can't eat dinner and everybody's like, gee, I don't know. I just don't feel like it.

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I just don't feel like it. I've done that too. You're not going to admit. You're not going to fess up to good-bye and getting a burger.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Man, they had a bunch of food at work, man.

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It was like somebody some big wigs birthday.

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They had pizzas, mac and cheese and fucking ham hock or whatever.

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So some of the most popular secret meals are TV dinners.

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Mac and cheese. Sandwiches and pasta.

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That all sounds reasonable, doesn't it?

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Yeah. Honestly, I could see sandwiches being number one because they're quicker and easier to make.

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Well, I don't think this was in any order. Just said some of the secret meals.

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It said some of the secret meals are TV dinners, mac and cheese.

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Okay. 50 percent of people admit to going to a drive-thru and having a secret meal there on the way home or running errands.

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Guilty, guilty, guilty. Yep. Yep.

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People that were polled said they like to indulge in a good fast food item that maybe their partner may look down on or just hungry and didn't want to appear like a glutton.

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I have a different reason.

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For now, Val will make something that I didn't like or enjoy like seafood. So I don't want to interrupt the meal that was planned by going, I don't like seafood so don't make it.

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So I'll run by Whataburger and grab a delicious number two.

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And then that way she can have her seafood that she loves and I'll be fine.

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I'm like, yeah, I'm okay, man. Go ahead and eat that baked cod. I'm sure it's delicious.

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Baked.

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And that's me. I hate seafood.

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Hey, hey, don't go. When I come up, I'll eat seafood with her.

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I don't care. I'll eat seafood with her.

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I'm glad someone is. It's not me.

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Okay, so then, you know, then whenever I get home, what I would do is a good old light salad gimmick.

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Like, no, man, I'm just not real hungry, man. I'll just make me a little light salad.

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And then that way, you know, you're already full. You throw a little salad in you. It looks like you ate.

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So there's no suspicion. Like, maybe you grabbed a secret meal, right?

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Right. Yeah. And I go, well, why don't you eat? I'm going to eat a salad, man.

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God, you know, I had everything on it, man. It filled me up.

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So, you know, I look good and Val doesn't have to make two meals a day.

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That's why I look at it. You know? Yeah. Yeah.

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It's kind of a, I don't want to be a burden type of deal. So.

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Because if she makes that second meal and then you don't eat it, then she's going to be pissed.

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You know what? It's just easier like that. And I have an excuse to go grab a Whataburger, right?

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Yep. Yep. I love the number twos, but I'll tell you what.

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They have a whatever you want deal at Whataburger. You tell them what you want them to put on it, right?

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And they do. They make it right there when you, one of the big deals about it is it's fresh.

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Nothing's frozen. And anyhow, have you been to one before?

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Okay. Well, it's fresh and they cook it to order. So it's going to take a couple minutes extra.

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And in like McDonald's where they, you know, they go the warmer, grab a couple of cheeseburgers and throw it in the bag.

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So what they do is they cook it to order. But I'll tell you what, I like the number two where the mustard, onions, lettuce.

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That's really good. But I tried it Whopper style the last time I went there and it was really good too.

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So I'm going to be in a dilemma next time I'm in the Whataburger drive-through.

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I wonder if they could do a half and half. Half of it gets mayonnaise and ketchup. The other half gets mustard.

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Wow. Yeah. That'd be cool.

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Yeah. Yeah. Tell them slice it in half. Throw them a couple of chips on it.

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You can do a half and half pizza. Why not?

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Half and half burger?

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Yeah. There we go. Problem solved. Ingenuity at its finest, right?

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Always.

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All right. Rob, you have something you want to go into.

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Yeah, I do. This is a story I've been holding on to for a while.

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And it's kind of informative.

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There are some practices you might see officers engaging in on cop shows and wonder whether the real life police do the same.

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The tail light touch is one example of an action they really did and do before. You know what I'm talking about?

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They come up behind the vehicle and they'll touch the tail lights or they'll touch the trunk.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. Why is that? Is there a reason behind that?

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I'm about to explain that to you.

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When a traffic stop, the officer will first request that they give a vehicle pull over.

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According to the Cornell Law School, they may do so if they have reasonable suspicion that, for instance, the driver doesn't have the proper documentation or if there's been a traffic offense.

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Mm-hmm.

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Exiting their own vehicles and approaching the driver, they may touch the back of the vehicle in question.

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Trooper Steve Montario of Quick Orlando's Ask Trooper Steve series explains the twofold reason for this.

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The simple action Montario states leaves identifying prints on the vehicle in case the driver decides to flee the scene or if something happened to that officer, it ties both the vehicle and the officer together.

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Okay. That makes sense.

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I'm sorry. Go ahead. But, wow.

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In addition to that, it's a quick security check in another way.

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Just as you might tap the refrigerator door that you pass to ensure you remember you fully closed it the last time.

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Mm-hmm.

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Montario explains in this context, you might want to make sure that no one is about to jump out of the trunk and that it's properly secured.

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So, see that explains why they touched the taillights and the trunk. Yeah. And they do. You watch cops reload. Wow. Okay.

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I never knew that. I never knew that either. It makes sense now.

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I've always watched cop shows. I've seen almost every cop do it. Almost every cop's done it to my vehicle.

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Uh-huh.

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You know. And then I read across the story and I'm like, wow, now I know.

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Thank you, Rob. That's a great story. I mean, I would have never known any of that until you brought it up. Okay.

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I'm trying to be informative, my friend.

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Yeah, you did a great job and that was pretty cool. Rob, you ever hear of Jazz Sabbath?

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Yes, I have.

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You have? Okay.

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I've heard of them. I've never listened to them.

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Well, there's a Mack Sabbath. There's a Zack Sabbath. Mack Sabbath is called, you know, there are McDonald characters like Grimace and Ronald McDonald all been playing.

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Old Sabbath tunes. And then Zack Sabbath is Zack Wild playing old Sabbath tunes.

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Well, Jazz Sabbath is kind of an up-and-coming thing that's been going on.

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No, I'm serious. I have heard of that. Jazz Sabbath. I've heard of it.

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I've never heard of them until I saw this article on it.

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What?

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And I heard some of it and it's really good. I like it. It's like a brass instruments playing Sabbath.

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It's pretty cool. So the songs they cover are The Wall of Sleep, Rat Salad,

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Children of the Grave, Fairies Who Are Boots, Paranoid, Iron Man, Evil Woman.

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Now, Evil Woman, is that, I can't remember, is that Off Mob Rules or is that an older one?

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I don't think they do any with PO.

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That's awesome.

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Well, all the other ones are.

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Hold on, hold on. Keep reading. I got your back.

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Okay, thank you. Changes, Black Sabbath, Symptom of the Universe, N.I.B.

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And if anyone doesn't know what N.I.B. is an acronym for, here's what it is.

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Nativity in Black. That's what it stands for.

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And Orchid. Their concerts last two hours and I personally love it.

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I think this is cooler than hell. And I've got another music story to go into here real quick too while we're at it.

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The hard rock band KISS has sold its back catalog of songs to the Swedish music inventor,

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oh, not inventor, investor, for a figure thought to be upwards of $300 million.

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Yeah, that one.

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Oh, did you, you have this story to you?

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No, you're right, you're right. You got first, go ahead. It's yours.

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Okay. Stockholm based Pop House Entertainment also bought the group's brand, likeness, and intellectual property.

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They sold everything, Rob. All of it.

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The sale marks the band's retirement from live performances.

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This really, this, this really surprised me. The sale marks the band's retirement from live performances on their end of the road world tour.

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Bob Dylan or Dylan, however you want to pronounce it, and Bruce Springsteen have also sold their back catalogs for multi-million dollar figures.

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Both artists said to big music houses for about $500 million, that's all, and $450 million, that's all.

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However, Pop House will not just have the rights to the music, but the entire KISS brand, including intellectual property sales,

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which will allow the Swedish firm to generate future NIAI-generated content.

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The people which previously collaborated with KISS on a digital avatar project in December last year also produced the ABBA Voyage concerts based on a similar principle.

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KISS was founded in 1973 by lead singers Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons.

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The opening lineup, which included Ace Freely, Peter Chris, became renowned for their iconic face paint.

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So, you know they took in, at the last end of the road tour, right?

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Okay, they finished the last concert ever at Madison Square Garden, okay, in New York, rightfully so, they should have ended it there.

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Okay, so then they had that, we're not done, right?

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Mm-hmm.

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And then they started showing the avatars and they're going, oh, KISS is going to live on forever in AI.

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So, I'm going to connect this all together now.

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I want to see the Ronnie James Dio hologram at the Uptown Theater here in Kansas City.

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Yeah.

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They had a live band, some of the guys played with Dio before, some of them did not, and they played live music while this hologram of Ronnie James Dio was singing.

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So, I'm wondering, since they sold everything and KISS probably did not want to get into holograms and all that,

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I'm wondering if maybe this company, since they did the ABBA, okay, you see what I'm saying?

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Yeah, see, I was going to, when I was going to do my version of this, I had two different articles I was going to bounce in between.

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Do you have something to add to it, Rob?

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That company sounds pretty impressive.

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Oh, it is. They bought a lot of other music too.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, okay, they bought it for a reason. They didn't buy it just to sit on it.

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So, I think you're going to see more KISS than ever before now, because quite frankly, I think you're going to see footage of them, but in a hologram form.

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So, at least I can say this.

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It will be the images of Ace Freely, Peter Criss, Paul Stanley, and Gene Simmons, I think. I mean, on something like that.

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I think it's going to be the original. Yep.

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Here's the only thing I think that could stop it, Rob.

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I read in a couple interviews lately that Ace Freely still owns all of his brand, you know, the makeup and all that stuff, and KISS had to pay him royalties to use it, okay?

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Now, when they sold their catalog, I don't believe they could sell Ace and Peter's, because I don't know.

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Yeah, yeah, how could they do that?

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Yeah, so Ace may be like, you know what, they'll probably go to, I don't know, well, they couldn't even put Tommy Thayer in there.

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They could put Tommy Thayer's body in there, but that's still Ace Freely's intellectual property, the face paint of this spaceman.

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Yeah, yeah.

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So that's going to be interesting to see how that pans out, because I don't know.

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I mean, you know, him owning a bit of it, I don't know how that works.

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Or it could have been like they just said, hey Ace, we're selling this, they're going to cut you this much money for your brand.

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And he could have been like, okay, fine, I don't care.

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So, anyhow, interesting stuff.

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Yeah, okay, update on Evil Woman from Black Sabbath.

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Yes.

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It was on Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath.

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The first one, okay.

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The one with the house on the water.

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Yeah, and the witch looking woman there.

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Yeah.

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Okay, okay.

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Well, then all they're doing is the Ozzie era Sabbath, and they're not going to do it. You're not going to hear Heaven and Hell.

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You're not going to hear the Mob Rules.

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You're not going to hear, you know, Sign of the Southern Cross.

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You're not going to hear any of that stuff.

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So you're just going to hear old stuff.

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So, anyhow, all right, let's take our first break.

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And then how about we come back with some emails, Rob?

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Oh, I can't wait.

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Yeah, there's some good ones in there.

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I want to hear from our fans.

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Yeah.

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Our assholes.

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Our assholes, yep.

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All right, we'll be right back in a couple minutes.

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Two douchebags and a microphone remind you that you'll never get this hour back.

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Sorry about your luck.

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What a pizza with no skin off your back.

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How about John Wayne Casey's pizza?

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Dad, this guy taking our order gives me the creeps.

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I'm such a weirdo.

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My breakfast pizza has some odd looking sausage.

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Hey!

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Who's a thug at my pizza?

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Get a free body bag with any large combo.

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Hi, all.

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This is Chicago.

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I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

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Oh, yeah?

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This is Kansas City here.

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You need solutions.

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Smack in the nuts.

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That's right.

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He talk stupid.

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He no let me go.

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Smell like sack of shit.

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He spit talk all over.

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I remember smacking balls.

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I use shit sack.

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Shit sack lie on ground.

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I walk off.

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Thank you, smack in the balls.

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You saved me from smelly, smelly spit.

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He would not shut his fucking yap for nothing.

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He gets up on me and he talks all stupid.

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And I didn't know what to do.

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I could not shake this motherfucker like a burger.

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I pulled out old smack in the nuts.

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And that motherfucker went down like a sack of fucking potatoes.

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You saved me once again from stupid motherfuckers.

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Smack in the nuts.

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Don't leave home without it.

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Harry Bittercress is one of my favorite backyard wild edibles.

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It's a mustard so it has that characteristic zing that all the mustards have.

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It's common and distributed in areas and all parts are edible.

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Eat the young tender leaves which are milder in cooler weather,

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raw in salads or as an herb.

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Larger leaves can be cooked.

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Sweet pods are also good eaten raw and the small white flowers make a nice garnish.

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Two douchebags and microphone. I'm the Mark part of it.

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And I'm the Rob part of it.

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Alright. Well Rob, should we get to some emails?

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I can't wait to hear from our assholes.

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Alright. I've got one special email that I'm going to even play after the Montrose email.

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You know the weekly Montrose email that we get from them.

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Oh, I can't wait to hear what them boys get to say.

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Oh, they got more to say, dude. They got more to say.

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Oh, I bet they do.

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Well, I've got an email that I want to focus in on after we do all the other emails, Rob.

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That's fine. That's fine.

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Because it needs a little special attention. People need to hear this.

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I take your word for it. That's for him.

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Okay. Cool.

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Hey D-bags. Just wanted to let you know that my shop here in St. Joe,

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Blackstone Tyrum Wheel, listens every time a new show arrives.

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Did you ever go there? Do you know about that?

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No, I do not know them.

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Okay.

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I've been out of St. Joe area since about 2001, 2002.

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Oh, okay.

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2001 I think, yeah.

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But I still have friends and family that live up around there.

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Oh, maybe they go to Blackstone Tyrum. Maybe they said something.

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Maybe they said, hey, two douchebags microphone. Good shit. I don't know.

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Actually, my ex-wife has her Patsy Klein show out of St. Joe.

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Oh, cool.

356
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All about Patsy.

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Okay. All right. Well, who knows? There might be a connection there. You might ask them.

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I don't know.

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Okay. Anyhow, I have a Bluetooth boombox, and when we were cleaning the shop at the end of the day, I blared the show.

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Okay. Ricky in Atchison. Atchison is Kansas, isn't it?

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Kansas, yeah. Atchison, Kansas.

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It's pretty close. It's over on the other side of the Missouri River, isn't it?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Okay.

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I know right where Atchison is.

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Okay. Yeah. It's a pretty good-sized town, isn't it? That's what I thought.

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Yeah, it's all right.

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Okay. Okay. All right.

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For Northern Kansas, yeah.

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That's what I was saying. Perspective.

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That is one of the bigger ones, yeah.

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Yeah. Okay. Next one. Hey, guys. Have you looked at the transcripts of your show, if I could ever say that right?

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Let me try that again. Hey, guys. Have you looked at the transcripts of your show? It's completely wrong all the time.

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Who is the idiot that transcribes the show? And if you pay someone to, you need a full refund.

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Johnny in OP. And Johnny in OP is a great listener. He chimes in here to there on emails.

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I'm going to give him a call one of these days because he gave me his number, and I just want to shoot the shit with him and talk to him and maybe get some ideas.

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Are you talking about what I think you're talking about?

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The transcripts?

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Yeah.

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Okay. There is a feature on RSS that says, would you like to have this show transcribed?

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Okay.

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And it has a quick, a medium, and a slow. The slow is supposed to be the more accurate, and that's the one I always use.

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The slow takes a couple hours, but I just hit it, hit it, and then I'll come back in a couple hours and then approve it.

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Now, I didn't go through the whole show, but I knew there were some hiccups and bugs in the first part of the show, but this is a free service.

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That RSS does, and it's probably AI, I bet, or something like that, that listens to the whole show and then writes it down for us.

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So we don't pay anything for it, and they do it for us, and all it is a click on feature.

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So I understand someone going, hey man, man, this is just a bunch of garbage or whatever, but I can't say anything.

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It's free, and it's somewhat reliable. So, you know, I mean, Johnny and O.P., thank you.

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You know, I'll tell you what, if it's anything too crazy, I'll just take the whole thing down, because I don't have enough time, and Rob doesn't have enough time, to transcribe the whole thing ourselves.

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Right?

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Right.

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So if you want, you know, a written of our show, you're going to have to jot it down yourself. I'm not trying to be a dick or nothing.

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It's just like we don't have the time, and the only service that does it is that, and we can't afford to pay anyone to do it, because we're not making any money.

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So anyhow, Johnny...

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Yeah, we're doing this for free.

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Yeah. So Johnny, thank you for letting us know, but that's where we stand, man.

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Yeah, thank you.

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Yeah. So, alright, next one. Hey, I just wanted to tell you guys that my favorite segment, Dear Douchebags, needs more episodes. I know. I know. I know. I've been dropping the ball.

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Oh, damn. We have been, definitely.

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Yeah.

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I have.

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Well, you see, I tend to go into...

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Well, we've kind of went from Dear Douchebags to email.

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Yeah, it morphs into something else. It started out with Mr. Creepy, and then it was Dear Douchebags letter, and then, you know, and now it's kind of like emails.

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Because when we got the email that really works, people have been responding to it, and we've been actually getting a lot of emails. So, and naturally...

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And if you think about it, that's pretty much, it's pretty much the same thing.

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Yeah, only this is real. This isn't written out ahead of time. You know, this is stuff that people send us, and I print them off.

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The other stuff was show material. It was stuff for show, you know, because... I mean, because of the content, you can tell it's just comedy, or trying to be comedy.

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Okay, so, anyhow, it says, I love that segment. Could you please bring it back? Please and thank you. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna bring...

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We might, we might.

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Yeah, I'll make a conscious effort to try to come up with a couple of Dear Douchebags a month.

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Yeah.

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Alright, and you know what?

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I kinda miss them too, to be honest.

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Yeah, I need to get on it. They didn't leave a name, so, and their name was not on it for me.

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Thanks for bringing it to our attention, because honestly, we've moved on with so much other stuff I've forgotten about.

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I mean, Jeffy X took a lot of it, because now we're doing a lot of Jeffy X stuff.

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Yeah.

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I mean, you know, okay, I will get back to it. The only one character, or the one segment I will not go back to is Mr. Creepy. I don't like it.

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Yeah.

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I don't like it. I think it's cheap and cheesy. It didn't come out the way I wanted it to, and I'm not gonna do it, because I don't think it's quality material.

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And I'm not saying all our stuff is at quality or anything like that. I'm just saying that it really is not that good, and it goes in a direction that I don't like.

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So the only thing you're not gonna hear ever again is Mr. Creepy. And I'm getting ready to redo all of our old shows.

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May he rest in peace.

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Yes. Yeah. So anyhow, you know what? I'll talk about that stuff a little bit later, because I'm gonna go through all the old shows, and I'm gonna break them up probably into segments.

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Yeah, you know what? No, you know what? No, I'm not gonna do that. Actually, they're fine just like they are. Why overwork myself?

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Okay. Mark, this is a mad crop duster.

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Uh-huh.

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Us crop dusters went on a road trip to get even with the Clinton, Missouri gas station for accusing you of being the mad shitter.

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They seek revenge. They seek revenge for me.

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What?

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00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:41,000
We went in and blasted everyone in that building. We didn't buy a thing.

433
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:45,000
I bet the place still smells horrible.

434
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Okay. Crop dusters, thank you. But I'm sure the same people do not work there. And I'm pretty sure that old bastard is probably in the ground.

435
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Otherwise, I'd go back there and smack him around a little bit for accusing me of being the mad shitter.

436
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:12,000
But I do appreciate you taking revenge. There are some innocent people right now. They're probably still gagging.

437
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:17,000
So, well, you know what? They took the hit for whoever, didn't they?

438
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:24,000
So this person is messing with you because they like you.

439
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,000
Yes. And that's what I thought it was.

440
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:32,000
I love them. That's how we were back in the day.

441
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Exactly.

442
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000
We met with each other because we loved each other.

443
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Exactly. Yep.

444
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Oh wow.

445
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,000
You're kinda smacking the balls from us. That meant we liked you.

446
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Yeah, sure it hurt. But at the end of the day, you felt loved, didn't you?

447
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:53,000
How do you think the promo smacking the nuts came about?

448
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,000
That is it.

449
00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Look, people can't do stupid shit when they're lying on the ground holding their bag, right?

450
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Okay, there's a little bit more here I gotta go to.

451
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Yeah, go ahead.

452
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:12,000
Okay, as for work, we plan on destroying your nostrils soon.

453
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:20,000
We shall infect you with our foul rotten nectar soon. See ya, loser.

454
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Just remember, Mark, it's our own love.

455
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000
It is. I'm not mad.

456
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Nobody tried to quit and to take up for you, man. Come on.

457
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,000
They seek revenge.

458
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
That can't be too bad. They're just messing with you.

459
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:41,000
They seek revenge on the evildoers that accuse me of being the mad shitter.

460
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,000
And here real quick, I'll go into it really quick.

461
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:54,000
I think most people know the story of it, but a long time ago, 95 or 96, I had sleep apnea.

462
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:59,000
And I was using a CPAP machine, then I got the surgery and I didn't need it anymore.

463
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:08,000
So then my insurance calls me up and says, hey, we just got the results of your sleep study last night, then you don't need the CPAP anymore.

464
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Go ahead and take it in today.

465
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Today? I mean, I got stuff going on.

466
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,000
Yeah, go ahead and take it in today.

467
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:22,000
If not, we're gonna charge you like $300, something absurd a day because the insurance said they're not paying for it anymore.

468
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
That's why I'm letting you know.

469
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Okay, cool. Well, where are y'all in the city?

470
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Oh, no, we're not in Kansas City.

471
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Your jurisdiction is Clinton, Missouri.

472
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000
And I'm like, man, that's an hour and a half away.

473
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
And they're like, well, that's so my gosh.

474
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Now I got to take this back and get there before five when they close some fucking tooling down seven highway as fast as I can.

475
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Try not to get a ticket.

476
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
I get to the apria health care.

477
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000
I think it was there on the square.

478
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Give it to him.

479
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:06,000
So then I come back and back then it was 55 mile an hour on seven, not 70 like it is now.

480
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,000
So you're looking at a solid hour and a half back to where I lived.

481
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:23,000
So I was like, I better stop in here and take a piss real quick and get something to drink because there's not at the time there's not another station all the way to Harrisonville.

482
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:28,000
I don't even think there's one in Garden City.

483
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:33,000
So at that time, yeah.

484
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,000
So my stop in it, it's the last one before you get out of town.

485
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,000
I'm right off the seven.

486
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:46,000
I go in there to take a piss and it looked like someone took liquid shit and sprayed it all over the wall and the smell.

487
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:53,000
I know this station. I know this station. There's so many dogs. Yep.

488
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
And I'm about ready to die.

489
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,000
I mean, I'm about ready to pass out and smell so bad.

490
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,000
So I go in there and piss as hard as I can.

491
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:07,000
It hurts trying to get done so I don't fucking vomit all over everywhere.

492
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000
And I'm getting pissed all over me, all over my clothes.

493
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000
I'm like, damn it.

494
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,000
And anyhow, right behind me, this old man comes up.

495
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,000
I caught him. I caught him. I caught the mad shitter.

496
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,000
I'm like, what? I didn't do anything. I just came in here.

497
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,000
I got him. I got him. He's back there behind me fucking chirping.

498
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,000
And at this time, I'm leaving. I'm like, I fucking cut off my piss.

499
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
This isn't worth it. And I start fucking booking out there.

500
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000
And he's falling behind me, fucking pecking at me.

501
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000
I got him. I got him. I got the mad shitter.

502
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,000
And I'm like, you know what? I'm getting my fucking seven up.

503
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000
And I don't care. This guy's not going to rob me of my seven ups.

504
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,000
I go, when I get my seven up, I'm over there paying for it.

505
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
And he's over there chirping behind me still.

506
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000
And I look at the lady at the counter. I go, I'm not the mad shitter.

507
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000
And she goes, sure you're not.

508
00:40:53,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Yeah. So I'm glad they seek revenge on those evildoers.

509
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Thank you, mad crop dusters. Please leave my nostrils alone.

510
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:10,000
Okay. To be honest, the more I analyze that story,

511
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,000
the way it was all over the walls and everything,

512
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:17,000
I think it was a colostomy. I think it was a bag.

513
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000
Yeah, it was. I'm pretty sure it was.

514
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000
It had to have been.

515
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:26,000
I asked a couple of nurses and they said the only way you could really do that is a colostomy bag.

516
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
What did you say?

517
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Yeah, because if not, you got props if you could blow it that far.

518
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,000
You would have to have like a shit squirt gun.

519
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000
All over.

520
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:41,000
It was just the wall was covered in liquid shit.

521
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
It was fucking nasty.

522
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,000
So anyhow, it's one of the nastiest things I've ever witnessed.

523
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000
And I witnessed a lot of nasty shit.

524
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:57,000
So, okay, douches, we currently have 30 mud bugs roasting with peas and carrots.

525
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Bring your own bed because we're going to need it.

526
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Mud bugs are some good eating.

527
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Can Rob find a folding cot for his cousin, for my cousin Louise?

528
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
He don't have any more beds.

529
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:17,000
It wouldn't be appropriate to have his cousin sleep in the same bed as Willie.

530
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Okay, it's Willie. I'm sorry.

531
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,000
They didn't write it out very well. I'm sorry.

532
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,000
No.

533
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,000
We ain't tightwad here. No incestual encounters.

534
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Jeffy and Montrose.

535
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
Okay, tightwad number one. We apologize.

536
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Okay. We apologize.

537
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
Not on us. Not on us.

538
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000
If your cousin Montrose is taking another jab at you, this is not us.

539
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,000
So Rob, what they need is they need a cot.

540
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
They need a cot.

541
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:47,000
So Willie's cousin Louise can have a place to stay.

542
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:51,000
I guess she's coming over. Maybe it didn't really clarify in this email.

543
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:57,000
But the only other space available is Willie's bed.

544
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:01,000
So Willie and Louise really can't sleep in the same bed, right?

545
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Because that would be...

546
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000
Yeah, that would be wrong.

547
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Yeah, yeah. So he's wanting you to go to tightwad and try to find an old cot for him.

548
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:18,000
And so, you know, besides the car parts, he's asking you to get him a cot.

549
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Okay, Rob? So do you think you could go to tightwad and find him a cot?

550
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,000
I don't know.

551
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Well, what all are you getting for him?

552
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,000
I think tightwad are getting tired of me asking.

553
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Because they know what I'm doing.

554
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,000
I figured that. I figured they know you're just going to Montrose.

555
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:43,000
I'm going to have to start going to other towns.

556
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,000
So I'm going to start getting more connections.

557
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:51,000
Now a cot I might be able to come up with.

558
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Okay. All right. Well, you hear that, Jeffy? There you go.

559
00:43:55,000 --> 00:44:00,000
You're going to get a cot. It probably isn't from tightwad.

560
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:04,000
Wait a second. How soon is she going to be there?

561
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000
You know what? It didn't say.

562
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Clarify this in your next email, Montrose.

563
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:15,000
Well, if she's early, they may have problems.

564
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,000
They may be sleeping in the same bed.

565
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Or she's on the couch.

566
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000
No, he said there wasn't any more bedrooms or space available.

567
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Oh, shit.

568
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,000
They didn't write it out very well when they sent it.

569
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Right.

570
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000
And I know what they're trying to say.

571
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,000
So I think maybe the guy was distracted.

572
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
But what they were saying...

573
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000
You have it in front of you.

574
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Yeah, yeah. If I showed it to you, you would piece it together like I did.

575
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Yeah, I would understand.

576
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Yeah. So, okay.

577
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,000
I'll do my best. I'll do my best, guys.

578
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,000
There you go, Montrose. Rob is on it.

579
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:59,000
So this is this email that we're getting ready to go into.

580
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,000
And I want to clarify something, okay?

581
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:10,000
It says, Dudes, you mentioned that you might become part of the podcast syndicator.

582
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Well, I knew it was too good to be true.

583
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:17,000
You'll get sponsors and they will tell you to tone down the show.

584
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000
Then just become another safe podcast.

585
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Guess I'll work on another playlist.

586
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000
We're going to be paid...

587
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,000
Okay, so here's what I'm saying right here.

588
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,000
I wrote some of this down bullet points, okay? Sorry, I went into it.

589
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Okay. We're going to be paid directly from advertisement.

590
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:42,000
We are going to have sponsors for all the podcasts on the service

591
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:46,000
and then get a cut depending on our listener subscription base.

592
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
The show will not change.

593
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:52,000
So here's the way it is, okay?

594
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:59,000
All right. So this place takes a bunch of podcasts and throws them in a bowl.

595
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,000
It mixes them all up, per se, right?

596
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:08,000
They have streaming online radio and they also have podcast sections.

597
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,000
And what this is, is this guarantees us better circulation

598
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,000
and better people knowing about us.

599
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:22,000
And then if we get money from them, it's going to be from the advertisers.

600
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,000
They find, but it's a group advertising.

601
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:28,000
This advertising agency are going to look over here and go,

602
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,000
oh, two douche bags of microphone.

603
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
I don't know, that doesn't sound like our stuff, you know.

604
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:37,000
I don't think we can sell Pop Tarts to that crowd, okay?

605
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
They're not looking at us.

606
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:44,000
They're looking at all these thousands of podcasts on this streaming service

607
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:50,000
and they're going, okay, you have this much people listening to your podcasts

608
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,000
at any given time?

609
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:57,000
Okay, well, we want you to do an ad for our serial, okay?

610
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:03,000
But may I add, are all doing the same thing?

611
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Yeah, yeah.

612
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000
We do different things.

613
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:13,000
From what I understand, they want it to be like we are and stuff.

614
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,000
They think that the Internet is the last frontier.

615
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:22,000
It's the last place where you get people's opinions without getting whatever.

616
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,000
So the show will not change at all.

617
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:30,000
We're going to be the same because Clorox isn't looking at two douche bags of microphone.

618
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Clorox is looking at that service and all the listeners together.

619
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:42,000
So anyhow, and another thing is if they take us, what's they're talking about doing?

620
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000
We have to meet a threshold to get any money at all.

621
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000
One cent, two cent, whatever.

622
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:52,000
There has to be so many listeners and they know it because they have our content

623
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,000
and that's the other thing that I want to get into too is, okay,

624
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:01,000
the one thing that I really have against it is we would have to leave RSS.

625
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,000
We'd have to leave all the other Spotify and all that stuff

626
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:09,000
because they don't want our exclusive Right Star material.

627
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:13,000
What they want is, and if they do this because they haven't said yes or no

628
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,000
or come up with an official offer or anything,

629
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:21,000
but they want us to be exclusively on their platform.

630
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,000
They want us.

631
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,000
Yeah.

632
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,000
And so what I would have to do is...

633
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Which makes me feel good for one, honestly.

634
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Yeah, but we're going to have to let everybody know well ahead of time.

635
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:38,000
So it's not going to be, we're not going to just jump from here to there.

636
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:42,000
I'm hoping if this does go through a three-month period

637
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:47,000
to where we can keep telling people, all right, we're getting ready to go over here.

638
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000
We're getting ready to go over here.

639
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000
As of this day, we're going to be over here.

640
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:55,000
So that way we don't lose the people we already have and we love,

641
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
like Purdue, Canada, Des Moines, all this stuff.

642
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:06,000
But I stress, this is not in stone.

643
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:11,000
And I'm not sure we want to do it, and they're not sure they want to do it right now.

644
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,000
So we're kind of like talking a little bit back and forth, and we'll see what happens.

645
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,000
And the two companies, I was wrong.

646
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,000
They're both the same company.

647
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
I thought it was two companies kind of bidding for us.

648
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:26,000
So it's one company talking to us. It's not two.

649
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000
And then the other one left a long time ago.

650
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000
And so I didn't talk to them that much.

651
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:35,000
They never did seem like they're that interested.

652
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:40,000
Because the point is, we get to be us.

653
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:44,000
It's still our show. We get to talk about whatever we want.

654
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,000
They're just advertisers.

655
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Before I even started talking to them, when they kind of sent me the email

656
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:57,000
and the preliminary of what they would like, I told them, I said,

657
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000
I don't wish to change anything in the show.

658
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000
And they said, we don't want you to.

659
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:05,000
And then that's when they explained to me that these are all these podcasts together,

660
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000
and it's sold like that.

661
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000
It's not sold like two douchebags and a microphone.

662
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000
So if we're doing something like the hairy asshole Olympics,

663
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:15,000
Clorox has no idea.

664
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:20,000
All they know is this place has 3,000 podcasts at any given time planned, right?

665
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,000
So they're making money. We're making a little money.

666
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,000
Hopefully. Hopefully.

667
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000
We've got to meet that threshold, though.

668
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:31,000
Right. And we're getting there.

669
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000
We're getting there, these last numbers.

670
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:39,000
But we've got to maintain it, too, because this jump in numbers like we have back and forth,

671
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000
we've got to get a more steady base.

672
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000
So anyhow, we'll see what happens.

673
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,000
Well, you and I are getting a little more stable, too.

674
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000
Yeah, I think it's all coming together.

675
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
We've been noticing that the past few.

676
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Yes. So it's all coming together, I do believe.

677
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:59,000
And we're going to, you know, we're going to keep doing this.

678
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,000
This is what we like to do.

679
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,000
So as long as we're able, we're going to keep doing this.

680
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:06,000
Let's take our second break, Rob, and we'll be right back with more shit.

681
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000
That sound good?

682
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,000
Sounds good.

683
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,000
All right.

684
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:14,000
Next up, things overheard in hell.

685
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Great news. William Hung's world tour has been extended.

686
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags.

687
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:34,000
Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in three, two, one.

688
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

689
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000
It's strange insults from an alien.

690
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Real hilarity.

691
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:53,000
You have the personality of a soggy newspaper.

692
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:57,000
Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte,

693
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:01,000
remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

694
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:02,000
It really hurts.

695
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,000
Who can afford plastic surgery?

696
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Stay safe, everyone.

697
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Hey, look, I think we found land.

698
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,000
Oh, my God, I think we're safe.

699
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,000
Oh, no.

700
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:20,000
This island of horrible jokes.

701
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:27,000
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks with them when they golf?

702
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:32,000
In case they get a hole in one.

703
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Break shit house energy drink.

704
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000
That's right.

705
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000
Break shit house energy drink.

706
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Make men after women girl.

707
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,000
You want to get involved?

708
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000
You want to fuck shit up?

709
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000
You want to force gun across America?

710
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000
Break shit house is for you.

711
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Please enjoy break shit house energy drink responsibly.

712
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:54,000
It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

713
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,000
Next up, things overheard in hell.

714
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Joe Buck and Troy Aitman are being all televised in radio games of the NFL this year.

715
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:15,000
Now from his underground bunker camped in Missouri, stocked with dried goods, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys,

716
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:19,000
is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rad.

717
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:25,000
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

718
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,000
That needs to happen.

719
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:35,000
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

720
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,000
Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man.

721
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,000
You know what I could do if I was the garbage man?

722
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:45,000
I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning,

723
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:50,000
and then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash screaming,

724
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
Stop!

725
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,000
Halt!

726
00:53:52,000 --> 00:54:08,000
Yeah, that's what I'd love to do.

727
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,000
Two douchebags and microphone on Mark.

728
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000
And I'm Rob.

729
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:18,000
Alright Rob, I've been jabbering away. It's time to hear what you have to say.

730
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,000
Well, I've got a quick little one here.

731
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Okay.

732
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,000
We're gonna go into the wrestling world.

733
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,000
Sounds good.

734
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:32,000
Like we mentioned, tonight and tomorrow night is WrestleMania 40.

735
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
Yay!

736
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:43,000
Well, last night they had the Hall of Fame inductees.

737
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:51,000
The inductees in the Hall of Fame, and I had the new inductees.

738
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,000
Cool.

739
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Just a quick little list.

740
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:05,000
First up, Paul Heyman.

741
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Which is at Roman Reigns still today.

742
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:16,000
And then Bull Nacano.

743
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000
Okay.

744
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,000
Thunderbolt Patterson.

745
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Okay.

746
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:31,000
Leah Malivia, which is The Rock's grandmother.

747
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Nice.

748
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:42,000
US Express, which was Barry Windham and Mike Rotunda.

749
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:52,000
Which gives Barry Windham his second Hall of Fame induction.

750
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:58,000
Barry Windham got inducted with the Four Horsemen also.

751
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Okay.

752
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:06,000
And this year's celebrity, Muhammad Ali.

753
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Nice.

754
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Cool.

755
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:18,000
And like I said, everybody, tomorrow night I will have tonight's WrestleMania.

756
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:22,000
And then Tuesday night I will have tomorrow night's WrestleMania.

757
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000
So two rocks.

758
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:31,000
For those that do not have the PCOP network.

759
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,000
Don't worry about it.

760
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Rob's got it.

761
00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Rob's got it.

762
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,000
I'm going out of my way for you.

763
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Yep.

764
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
And I love you, that's why.

765
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:43,000
Rob's WrestleMania Roundup is coming up tomorrow and Tuesday.

766
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000
So mark your calendars.

767
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:46,000
You want to hear it.

768
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,000
Rob has all the skinny on everything that happens.

769
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000
So you don't have to go buy PCOPs.

770
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,000
WrestleMania for you.

771
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000
And it's a big one.

772
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,000
Cool.

773
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000
The Rock is making it come back.

774
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000
Yeah, yeah, I saw that.

775
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,000
I saw some of the promos for it.

776
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000
The Rock is just everywhere, man.

777
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,000
I think he's going to run for office, dude.

778
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,000
He is everywhere, man.

779
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:13,000
You know, he's on the UFL, what, formerly XFL or whatever.

780
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:19,000
You know, he's on, I think he's sponsoring some restaurants somewhere too.

781
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,000
I can't remember what it was.

782
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Oh.

783
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,000
He's, go ahead.

784
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:29,000
He's now big time in WWE.

785
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:36,000
He's like, yeah, he's part of TKO or whatever, the ones that win in partnership.

786
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,000
Oh really?

787
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Yeah, he was like running WWE.

788
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:42,000
Wow.

789
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:48,000
That's kind of like Patrick Mahomes when he retires, buying part of the NFL.

790
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,000
I could see it.

791
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Oh, I could see it too.

792
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:57,000
As a matter of fact, it wouldn't surprise me if one of these contracts come up from Mahomes,

793
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:04,000
if he says, hey guys, all this money is fine and dandy, but how about a piece of the Chief's ownership?

794
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
Yeah.

795
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,000
I could see that.

796
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,000
What are they going to do, deny him?

797
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,000
Probably not.

798
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,000
I don't think I would at this point.

799
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,000
You want to commit suicide?

800
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:18,000
You get rid of that man.

801
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,000
That's all there is to it.

802
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:25,000
So I got an interesting story here, Rob.

803
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:33,000
Women in New York City are getting punched randomly in the face and no one knows why.

804
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,000
What?

805
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,000
Yeah.

806
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:42,000
Let's say you and your wife are walking along and someone runs up and just hits her in the face hard.

807
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,000
Then they run off.

808
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,000
They're not stealing her purse.

809
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:51,000
They're, you know, nothing, man.

810
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,000
They're not, you know, they're not trying to get away from somewhere.

811
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,000
They're just running up and hitting them in the face.

812
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:04,000
The women made TikTok videos describing being randomly attacked as they walked down the street,

813
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,000
stoking concerns about crime in the city.

814
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:14,000
The bizarre punching epidemic first came to light when Hallie Kite or Hallie Kate,

815
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:20,000
a 23 year old TikToker living in New York City, posted an al viral video on March 25th

816
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:25,000
in which she said she had been punched in the face while walking down the street.

817
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:29,000
I was literally just walking and a man came up and punched me in the face.

818
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:34,000
Oh my God, it hurt so bad I can't even talk, the tearful Kate said.

819
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:38,000
It can be seen with a large lump on her forehead.

820
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:43,000
In subsequent videos, Kate explained that she had been looking down at her phone

821
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:48,000
when a man walking a dog either punched or elbowed her right in the head,

822
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:52,000
causing her to fall to the ground and hit her head on the sidewalk.

823
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:56,000
Kate said she went to urgent care and reported the incident to police.

824
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,000
And there's a little bit more here I'm going to get to here.

825
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:05,000
And if I can turn this page here with less difficulty, we'll get it.

826
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:09,000
The NYPD, which does not reveal the identities of victims,

827
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:14,000
confirmed to Business Insider that it had been received a report of an assault

828
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:20,000
of a 23 year old woman who had been hit in the head and then fell to the ground and suffered injuries.

829
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:28,000
They said that a 40 year old male identified as Skagoby Stora had been arrested and charged on March 27th.

830
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,000
And then the investigation remains ongoing.

831
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:35,000
So, okay, we don't know if this guy did it number one.

832
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:38,000
This is all allegedly, you know.

833
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,000
We don't know if he done it number one.

834
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:45,000
And we don't know if he did do it, if he's doing all the other ones that are going on around town.

835
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:51,000
Or if it's some sort of a sick trend that people are like doing, seeing on the dark web or something.

836
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,000
You know what I mean?

837
01:00:53,000 --> 01:01:00,000
Like platforms we don't, we're not going to be a part of or something.

838
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,000
I mean, I don't have an answer for that.

839
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:07,000
Why in the world would you just walk up and smack a woman right in the face like that?

840
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:11,000
I mean, no motive.

841
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,000
That would get your ass kicked.

842
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,000
Absolutely.

843
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,000
That would get your ass kicked.

844
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,000
I mean, come on.

845
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:24,000
If it's happening over and over, guys are going to start protecting the women.

846
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
Everybody's going to be watching.

847
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,000
The cops are going to be watching.

848
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:33,000
You're going to get caught and you're going to get your ass beat.

849
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:37,000
That is a class A ass whooping.

850
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:41,000
That's one thing you do not do in my book is put your hands on a woman.

851
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Yes.

852
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:46,000
And if you do, then you suffer the consequences after.

853
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:52,000
And that's when real men see that and beat the shit out of you because you're an asshole.

854
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,000
You may not even make it to court.

855
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,000
Yeah, you may not worry about jail.

856
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,000
You may not make it.

857
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:03,000
Okay, sick thing going on.

858
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,000
I don't know what to say.

859
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,000
Who knows?

860
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,000
Anyhow, Rob, you got something?

861
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:10,000
Yeah, I got another one here.

862
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:12,000
Another off the wall one.

863
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Sounds good.

864
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:32,000
And 111 years and 224 days old, John Alfred Tenniswood from England has officially claimed the title of the world's oldest living man.

865
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,000
Okay.

866
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:54,000
Guinness World Records may be an aspirin on Friday, two days after nothing that death of former title holder one Vincent de Perez at the age of one hundred and fourteen a month shy of his one hundred and fifteen birthday.

867
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:56,000
Wow.

868
01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:05,000
You either live long or you live short and you can't do much about it, Tenniswood said in an interview.

869
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:06,000
He's right.

870
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:27,000
In which he was presented with a certificate while Tenniswood who does not smoke, really drinks and has fish and chips every Friday said the secret to longevity is just walk.

871
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:38,000
You advise the moderation in life if you drink too much or you eat too much or you walk too much.

872
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:46,000
If you do too much of anything, you're going to suffer eventually.

873
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:49,000
I think he's right, Rob.

874
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:56,000
He was born in Liverpool, August 26, 1912.

875
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,000
Still going strong.

876
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Can you imagine the things he's seen in his life?

877
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:07,000
The things that went on, how many times he thought the world was going to end.

878
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:14,000
World War II, the Korean War, Vietnam, the Cuban Missile Crisis.

879
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:16,000
He saw all of that.

880
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:19,000
Here's the headline.

881
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:29,000
A 111 year old British man born the same year the Titanic sank is now world's oldest man.

882
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,000
Wow.

883
01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:35,000
He was born the same year the Titanic sank.

884
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:39,000
That's amazing.

885
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,000
Cool.

886
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:44,000
That's on CNN by the way.

887
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:49,000
Okay, I've got one here for us.

888
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:59,000
April 1st, Irvine, Texas, Officer Mark Turner of the Irving Sheriff's Office had one hell of an April Fool's prank played on him.

889
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:06,000
He was called at a busy strip mall and before that a congested road to wrangle a goat.

890
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:12,000
This took the officer a few hours with help from animal control and some lasso's and ropes.

891
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:18,000
They managed to apprehend the goat without harming the animal and got it out of danger.

892
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:27,000
Officer Turner thought that that was going to be all when the 30 minutes later he receives a call to try to catch a runaway peacock.

893
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,000
And this is all on April 1st, Rob.

894
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000
What?

895
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:39,000
The officer had to chase the bird through several yards and over an hour of maneuvering to finally corner the animal.

896
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:46,000
This probably wasn't an April Fool's joke, but if it was, possibly the best one ever, right?

897
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,000
Yeah.

898
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:55,000
It's no big deal. Peacocks are no big deal because we got peacocks that run around down here.

899
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,000
Really?

900
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,000
Yeah.

901
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000
Are they native?

902
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:04,000
Well, they get away from the owners.

903
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:10,000
We have this one. You can look him up on Facebook. His name is Akbar.

904
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,000
Okay.

905
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:17,000
It's a Facebook page called Where is Akbar?

906
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:21,000
He was a peacock running around Camdenton.

907
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,000
Okay.

908
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,000
Yeah.

909
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,000
Okay, so I guess a peacock's not that big a deal then.

910
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:33,000
Okay, well, I mean the whole thing is, it's April Fool's day, right?

911
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:40,000
And then he has to wrangle a goat in the inner city, and then he has to wrangle a peacock in the inner city. What are the chances?

912
01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:41,000
Yeah, true.

913
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:48,000
Yeah, you'd be thinking, okay, who was playing these jokes and where did they get these animals, right?

914
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:53,000
To be honest, I don't think I'd want to wrangle a peacock. I think it would tear you up.

915
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:58,000
Oh, I think so too. Yeah, I think so too.

916
01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:04,000
They're big-ass birds. I mean, and also they look like they could peck the shit out of you if they got mad, right?

917
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:06,000
They have some claws too.

918
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,000
Oh, they do. That's right.

919
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:08,000
That's right. Yeah.

920
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:13,000
Yeah, because they dig in the ground. I believe they eat worms and bugs out of the ground, right?

921
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:19,000
Yeah, they mesmerize you with their feathers and then crawl the hell out of you is what they do.

922
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,000
Oh.

923
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,000
Yeah.

924
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:28,000
Oh, okay. Well, don't let your child near him. Look at this pretty...

925
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:33,000
The next thing you know, you're taking Junior into the fucking emergency room.

926
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:46,000
Okay. All right. You got something you want to go to, Rob?

927
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:52,000
Yeah, let's go back to Gene Simmons.

928
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:54,000
Okay.

929
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:58,000
We were talking about Kiss and him selling their stuff.

930
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,000
Yep.

931
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:11,000
With Kiss touring life in the real view, Gene Simmons may have formally put his demon persona in the closet,

932
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:16,000
but he's not gatekeeping his iconic look.

933
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
Okay.

934
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:35,000
The singer stepped up to the defense after the Internet tore JoJo Siwa apart at the I Heart Music Awards,

935
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:44,000
where she appeared for the evening, clad in a black and silver mesh taxi with black makeup,

936
01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:49,000
wearing a mask reminiscent of Simmons.

937
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,000
Okay.

938
01:08:51,000 --> 01:09:01,000
Is JoJo Siwa trying to join Kiss? Because what the hell is happening here? One quick question.

939
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:12,000
But Simmons, 74, as it turns out, is proud to serve as inspiration for the young pop star.

940
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,000
You see...

941
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:24,000
Never be ordinary. Always be extraordinary. JoJo Siwa is extraordinary, and she looks cool.

942
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:32,000
The rock and roll night singer told TMZ, having her bold new look, as he suggested,

943
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:47,000
that anyone sending a 20-year-old hate for her style transformation either didn't understand it or just was jealous of the performance.

944
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:55,000
Okay. Does this young lady, is she keeping the makeup, or was it a one-off deal?

945
01:09:55,000 --> 01:10:02,000
Oh, no, it's just something she showed up to wear at the I Heart Music Awards.

946
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:10,000
Because I was getting ready to say that Simmons actually sued King Diamond over his makeup many years ago, remember?

947
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,000
He said it was too similar to his...

948
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, he did.

949
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,000
Yeah.

950
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:15,000
He did.

951
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,000
Okay.

952
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:23,000
Now, he's enjoying what JoJo Siwa's doing, but she's 20 years old.

953
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:24,000
Oh, yeah, but...

954
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:25,000
She's 74, you know?

955
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:30,000
Yeah, but she's not going to continually wear the makeup. This is just a one-off deal.

956
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,000
No, no, no, no.

957
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,000
Okay, I understand.

958
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:37,000
It was a shocking thing at the I Heart Music Awards.

959
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,000
That's what I thought the deal was.

960
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,000
You know how they stop people at their work ceremony?

961
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,000
Yeah. Okay.

962
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:46,000
Then you should look at the pictures.

963
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,000
I will.

964
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:51,000
Check her out. It was badass, dude.

965
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,000
Okay, cool.

966
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,000
She looked cool. She looked cool.

967
01:10:55,000 --> 01:11:01,000
And also, here's another thing, Rob. Gene Simmons does not own that anymore anyhow.

968
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:03,000
Exactly.

969
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,000
Yeah, so why would he give a shit?

970
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:10,000
Well, he told that pop house, hey, pop house, do it.

971
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:17,000
What I liked was he's like passing the torch, you know?

972
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,000
Yeah, you know what? I mean, why not?

973
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,000
That's why I'm looking at it.

974
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,000
Why not? Anyone that goes...

975
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,000
It's all your creativity.

976
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:28,000
Anyone that goes around with that kind of makeup and that kind of attire.

977
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:29,000
Especially these days.

978
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:32,000
Yeah. I mean, you've got to take that as a compliment.

979
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:37,000
You know? It's kind of like, oh, hey, man, they like me so much they're emulating me.

980
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:41,000
So, wow. Cool story.

981
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:44,000
I got a little one here and then we can either stop or keep going.

982
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:48,000
I mean, we're having a good time tonight, but you let me know, Rob, okay?

983
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,000
When a package...

984
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:52,000
Yeah, yeah. I will see.

985
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:58,000
Okay. When a package was stolen from Omar Gabriel Munoz's house doorstep last week,

986
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:03,000
he discovered it had been taken by a thief in an unusually trashy disguise.

987
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,000
His door camera captured the moment of theft.

988
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:11,000
Someone covered in a black plastic trash bag,

989
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:14,000
lumbered up Munoz's front walk in Sacramento.

990
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:18,000
The video shows a bag with feet sticking out of it from underneath.

991
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,000
Move up the porch and swallow a package.

992
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:26,000
At first, he thought they were messing with him, he told ABC 10.

993
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:29,000
He told the news outlet that his initial reaction was anger,

994
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:34,000
but then he saw the humor in the thief's creativity, he told Fox News.

995
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:39,000
He didn't report the incident to the police, but he has it on his ring camera,

996
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:42,000
and he said the package only cost about 10 bucks,

997
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:47,000
so it was well worth it for the entertainment.

998
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:52,000
You know, I mean, you got to kind of give it to the guy, right?

999
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,000
But I mean, here's what I say, though.

1000
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:58,000
You know you didn't put a trash bag on your front porch, right?

1001
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:01,000
You know if you did or not, right?

1002
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:08,000
So I don't see how that would help someone steal it except people seeing them from the outside.

1003
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:12,000
You know, because you look out your ring and you see a trash bag,

1004
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:15,000
you're like, who the fuck left that trash bag on my, you know,

1005
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:17,000
you're going out there and like trying to look around,

1006
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:22,000
see if someone's playing a joke or someone's being a dick to you or whatever, right?

1007
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:25,000
So that would draw attention from the guy inside,

1008
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:32,000
but everybody going by would just go, oh, trash bag on the guy's front porch, whatever.

1009
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:38,000
Interesting, interesting way of doing that, I think, right?

1010
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,000
Yeah.

1011
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:43,000
Okay. Well, Rob, you got anything?

1012
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:46,000
Actually, that's about all I have for right now.

1013
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:50,000
All right. Well, let's put a little bow on this bitch and wrap it up.

1014
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:54,000
All right. Everybody, oh, hi, Opal. Hi, Jimmy.

1015
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:56,000
Hi, grandma. Hi, Jimmy.

1016
01:13:56,000 --> 01:14:01,000
Hope you guys are doing well. Dodge City, rah, rah, rah. Love you guys.

1017
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,000
Rah!

1018
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:10,000
All righty. Everybody from Douchebag Central, have a great evening. See you assholes.

1019
01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,000
Do not, assholes.

1020
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:17,000
Oh, no. Looks like the show's over, kids.

1021
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:21,000
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1022
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:26,000
Fear not, assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.