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Hello, everybody. This is Two Douchebags and Microphone. I'm Mark. And I am Rob. Thanks

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for joining us tonight. We appreciate it. Rob, how are you doing? I'm doing good, man.

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Me and my boss Foreman kicked some butt this afternoon. Good. That's good to hear. We had

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a triple steel pull-up and at like 215 and by, he wasn't right down low to like 325,

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330. And you get off work at 430, right? At four. Well, what we did was we jumped on one

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of our four foot, a little 5,000 pound four foot. I got a big 8,000 pound four foot. He

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was unloaded for 20 minutes. I was unloaded for 15 minutes. Wow. 24 bundles of steel,

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dude. 24 bundles of steel in that amount of time. Yeah. Geez. I ate my 8,000 pound when

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I was picking up two at a time. Okay. Wow. Yeah. We flat booked it, dude. It sounds like

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it. That's how we work together, man. That's good, man. You got to do that. The fact that

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your Foreman will come out there and get his knuckles sturdy like you speaks volumes. Oh,

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dude. No, he... Yeah. Foreman at our place. Oh, it's ungodly what they got to do. The

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Foremans at my old place or the lead men or whatever were fucking worthless. I worked

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for this one stupid motherfucker that could not get anything right on the orders. That

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dumb son of a bitch. He's one of the stupidest people I'd ever met in my fucking life. And

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they have him shipping out orders. And anyhow, every fucking day I had to listen to that

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stupid son of a bitch say something stupid. And I just wanted to smack the stupid off

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his face. You know? So anyhow, go ahead. I'm sorry. I kind of went off there, didn't I?

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No, no, no. I was just... I'm just still kind of amazed we got it done that quick. Oh, yeah.

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Then the lead man before him in the old position that I worked at when I was in the shop, he

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was equally as stupid, but he was aggressive stupid, like he's always wanting to fight.

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And anyhow, but a lot of them have bullshit. So anyhow, Rob, did you know that there's

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a push for Pluto to be a planet again? Remember in like 2016 or something, they made it not

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a planet anymore? You remember that big hubbub? Yeah. Yeah, I remember that. Well, there's

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a bunch of scientists that want it to be a planet again. I don't know why. Don't have

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an answer what caused this. So here we go. Pluto officially lost its planethood in 2006.

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Wow. It was longer than I thought. So let's guess. Oh yeah. I was thinking it was in 16.

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Wow. Yeah. I was thinking it wasn't that long ago, but I guess it was. Fast forward 2024,

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the Pluto push is on. That's what they're calling it. They're calling it the Pluto

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push. The requirement that had Pluto downgraded, Pluto misses out on the ability to clear its

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orbital path to debris. It would take a lot more mass, the planet capable of pushing the

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rocks out of its orbit. So that's the main reason they de planetized it, if you will.

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Scientists are discussing a way to drag Pluto into another orbit. And I'm not joking. I

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know this shit is ridiculous. Who gives a damn whether Pluto is a planet or not? They're

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trying to figure out ways to push it into another orbit so they can be a planet again.

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Who cares? I mean, I mean, I hope they're not spending tax money on this because because

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if they are, those guys should be, they, I mean, they should be thrown in jail because

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it's criminal. That's where my problem is right there, taxpayer money. I'll bet you

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it's taxpayer money. Now, if you want to do it on your own and you have some other scientists

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come up with some device to go fund me and you get, I don't know, a billion dollars to

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do this or whatever, because everybody's like has a soft heart for Pluto. That's one thing.

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But using tax money for stupid shit like that when there's people starving in America, people

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that can't pay the rent is atrocious. And those people need to be thrown in prison in

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my opinion. So what we're talking about that now that a scientist have some idea about

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how to build railroads on the moon, because they unleashed a plan how to build railroads

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on the moon. The moon focus railroads on the moon. Yes. What they're trying to do is they're

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focus in, they're focusing in on turning the parts of the moon into a potential lunar railroad.

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The US Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency envisions the future in which a network

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of rails covers the lunar surface, transporting humans, resources and supplies from one area

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to another. This is an attempt to create a thriving economy on the moon. This involves

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13 other companies such as Jeff Bezos, Jeff Bezos Blue Origin, and Elon Musk SpaceX. I

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mean, how in the world can they take people up there and put them on a railroad when you

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have to sign a disclaimer just for fucking bumper cars, right? First off, you got to

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get them there. Yeah. And that probably would take a 50 page disclaimer, let alone when

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you're on the moon, anything that you do on the moon. I mean, what year are they talking

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about starting this up? Is all the constructed? Yeah. They're talking about doing this immediately,

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because they got Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk behind this project. You know, so now the

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moon can be a playground for the ultra rich, Rob. So let's go let's go pollute and fucking

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screw up the moon guys. We did it. We did enough. You know, billionaire club is welcome.

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You know, all it is is they want it to be a playground for the ultra rich to go do shit

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like this, right? Oh my god. Yeah. It's atrocious. And I don't agree with it one bit. Leave the

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fucking moon alone. You already destroyed our planet. Don't go somewhere else and destroy

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something else. What you want you work on fixing ours first before you go screwing up

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something else. So I've always had a problem with our space program. And that exact reason

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we should take care of this place. Why we don't go first? All that tax dollars was under

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the this is going to help us. This is going to help us. This is going to help us learn

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more about the you know, the planet that's going to help us. No, I think the whole thing

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was a ruse to see if they can monetize the moon. And that's what's going on. They're

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trying to monetize the moon. And I think it's criminal. I don't like it. Leave it alone.

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You already fucked up our planet good enough. Don't be going somewhere else and doing that.

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So anyhow,

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Oh, okay, hang on. Hang on. This is what we need to start doing is start doing some ass

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paddling. Taking note. Hang on. All right. I got a little notebook here for asshole.

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And that will be railroad on moon and everyone involved, right? Right. Okay. And we can even

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mention some names. Everyone involved. I tell you else is getting ass paddling. Rushy Rice.

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Yeah, I was not going to be the one to bring that up. Oh, I was gonna say it last time.

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But we got distracted talk. Well, last night, I was gonna say last night, but we got distracted.

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But anyhow, we need to quit giving away our people we're gonna ask paddle because it's

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not gonna be a secret until we get to it. So anyhow, anyhow, what made me think of him

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is he came out with a statement today, or maybe it was yesterday. And he said that he

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is cooperating with the authorities, even though he was missing for three, four days.

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And so I guess his his lawyer came out and said that. And then he learned up. Yeah. But

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so did some people that were hurt in it. A lady from what I read had a huge laceration

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from the forehead down to her eyebrow. These people were driving a white Mercedes. So they

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have money, and they lawyered up and they want something done about it. They're pissed

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off as hell that he left them maybe for dead. And they're not letting it go. And they're

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going to try to take it to the biggest court they can try to from the way I read it, prosecute

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criminally and liability wise. So Rushy Rice is just the tip of the iceberg on what he's

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going to be doing. And you know what, something doing something that fucking stupid. I can't

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agree with the people that were injured more. If that was me or someone I love, I would

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want the motherfucker in jail. Wouldn't you? Right. So I get it. Look, he's a great football

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player. And I don't think we should get rid of him because our enemies going to pick him

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up and use him against us. So what do you mean? What do you? Yeah, I mean, he's going

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to work somewhere. So we might as well have him work here. But he does have to go through

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the system and he has to take responsibility for what he did. And he's going to have to

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face whatever punishment that comes his way. So anyhow, I just wanted to speak about that,

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because there seemed to be some sort of an issue. The lawyer came out with that statement.

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But then the authority said something like they still haven't seen him. He still hasn't

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come forward. So he did something like he got a hold of his lawyer and said, you issue

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a statement and I'm going to stay hid. So I mean, I don't know what the benefit of staying

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hid is right now. You know what I mean? I mean, if he was drinking and driving, they're

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not going to find out now. I mean, it's too far down the road. So I don't get what the

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benefit is. World champion football player. They're going to find you. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

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they are. They're going to find him. And then they had video of him and video of the other

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guys. And then the rental company confirmed that Rashi Rice did rent that car. And they

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also stated they said that he was the only one that was able to get, you know, that was

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under their agreement. He was the only guy that could drive that car. So they're assuming

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it was him. Yeah, they're assuming that it was him. But that don't mean nothing. You

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know, I know that. Yeah, you know what he could. But still, if it was not him driving

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that car, he would have stepped up immediately. Exactly. And he now is just playing little

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reindeer games trying to be like staying away. And then I guess he's going to come out a

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little bit later. I mean, maybe he hasn't come up with a good enough excuse, or maybe

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he's lawyering up with some really good lawyers and he's laying low. And then he's going

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to come out with one statement at once and then come out and be visible and get arraigned

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and all that. So I don't know. But I know he did a very boneheaded thing. And I don't

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think of him quite the same now. You know, no, anyone that would leave someone for dead

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like that. I don't know. Not a good person, in my opinion, at the very least. Probably

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about a lot of other things. So anyhow, Rob, you got something you want to go into? Yeah,

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I do. All right. This car times. Oh, hang on real quick. Hi, Grandma Opal. Hi, Jimmy.

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Hi, Grandma. Hi, Jimmy. Hope you guys are doing well. Dodge City. Ra Ra. We love you

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guys. All right. Go ahead, Rob. You would do well to take heed to new warnings just

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issued by the Missouri Highway Patrol about the upcoming historic total solar eclipse

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that will cross the state on April 8, 2024. Some are things you might not have thought

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but should. The Missouri Highway Patrol issued a new bulletin just days ago advising residents

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to prepare and also avoid big mistakes during the total solar eclipse. They note that the

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eclipse path of total T will cover more than 115 miles from popular bluff area all the

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way through Cape Girardeau. Yeah, the totality is like right over them. They're getting 100%.

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So I imagine it's crazy down there right now. People lining up to get in their hotels ahead

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of time. I hope it's cloudy. Here are the 10 things they warn you should and shouldn't

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do on eclipse day. Okay. Do not plan on pulling over on any roadways or any states when the

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eclipse reaches totality. I can see that. Make sure you know where you plan to view

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the eclipse safely and make sure you get there early. I bet. To all those procrastinators.

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You know, it's only 100% in that area. I don't think it's 100% anywhere else. Do not try

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to take pictures of the eclipse when you are driving. Only in America. Only in America.

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Yeah. Move them right along. If you do have to drive when the eclipse reaches totality,

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turn your headlights on manually and don't rely on them to turn on automatic. Yeah. Know

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that your travel before, during and after the eclipse will be slower than usual and

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allow for delays and very extended travel times. Yeah. Pay extra attention to pedestrians,

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especially on less traveled roads. Well, you know there's going to be idiots everywhere,

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Rob. Yeah. It's like driving under dark, man. Come on. Yeah. There's going to be zombies

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all over the fucking place looking at this thing and not watching you on the road. Yeah.

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It'd be like driving Halloween night. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly, Rob. That's a great analysis,

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actually. Here we go. Number seven. If you can avoid traveling during the eclipse totality,

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please do so. Okay. I will. I'm going to be at work. I like this next one too. Okay.

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Do not wear your eclipse glasses while driving, whether it's in a vehicle, on the road or

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on a boat. That is what I like. I love that one too. Have your vehicle checked and make

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sure it's road ready before you travel for the eclipse. Yup. Bring emergency food, snacks,

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supplies with you in your vehicle in the event of an emergency. Okay. And that was that.

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Wow. There's a couple there I like. There's a couple there I like. Most of them were obvious,

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but there's a couple of them that really kind of took a pretty good snap, a picture snap

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of what it's going to be like that day in any populous area that it's going to be 100%.

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So you can depend, you can bet on everyone being down there in that small area, all the

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hotels booked and everybody outside with their glasses not watching people. And I like the

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way they stated that like, Hey, you know, like you said, it's going to be like Halloween

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night. You have yet look, if you're driving while this thing's going on, don't try to

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see it. Make sure your eyes are on the road. And I love the way it's stated. Don't wear

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your glasses while you're driving because you know, there's some idiots that they can

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they have to wear it no matter what. Otherwise they'll go blind or whatever. So even in a

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boat, even in a boat. Yeah. Yeah. I was speaking of boats. I told you, I watched that Harley

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race thing, dark side of the ring last night. It was really, really good. They were talking

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to like his best friend, this wrestling historian. I didn't know this, but did you know that

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Harley race had a first wife when he was younger and her and she was carrying his baby. They

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were both killed in a car wreck. It was snowing and I guess it was really slick and a truck

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that was coming the other way skidded towards them or something like that. One, one car,

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one vehicle skidded towards the other is head on. She died right there and he, they said

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there he was never going to walk again and they were going to amputate his leg. And one

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of the wrestlers, you'll have to watch the whole thing, but the land that his dad was

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harvesting was owned by a couple of wrestling promoters. And anyhow, they came in there

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said, don't man, don't, don't do not. This guy's going to walk again. I guarantee you,

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he's going to walk again. They didn't amputate because the people said, don't amputate. And

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then, and then he did walk again and he became one hell of a wrestler. They had Rick Flair

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on there talking about him. It was very good. And they had excerpts of a Hulk Hogan and

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it was off of the bubble of love's fun show because you know, they used to be best friends

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and they took an excerpt out of that. And they, I mean, it was, it was very well done

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and there's a lot of stuff that I did not know about Harley race that was really interesting.

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So when you get a chance, it's probably going to be a couple of weeks before it hits YouTube.

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Usually they have to, they have to film it a certain amount of time. They have to show

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it for a certain amount of time on a, on the network that bought it. And then it'll go

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to YouTube and get the Stracklings, you know, that people don't have the vice channel or

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whatever. So anyhow, when you get a chance, Rob, look at up, it was very good dark side

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of the ring and it's on vice channel and all you got to do is just type it in. And then

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when you get there, type in Harley race. So, um, that was pretty cool. Um, like I thought

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it would be. So anyhow, uh, let's go ahead and take our first break. And then when we

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come back, we have this new feature that we're pretty proud of. It's stars and peep famous

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people that pick and eat their earwax. Rob has his lab, his list. I have mine. So we'll

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be right back here in a minute. Ready to give these seven lists out.

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Hello, this is Satan. You might know me from my pet name, inflation. I'm here to tell you

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that there's no better way to relax than listening to two douche bags and microphone by a nice

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little guy. I'm on fire at night. I sit there and I reflect on all the souls I burned that

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day. Enjoy.

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Next time you take a dump, listen to two douche bags and a microphone. It's been proven

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in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal. Get in cover.

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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

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So let me see. Let's say I was offended by people being offended. Then would people being

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offended all the time would have to not be offended around me because I was offended

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by them being offended? I may never know.

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Two douche bags and a microphone invade your ear holes and hey, who took a dump in the

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cooler?

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And we are back. Two douche bags and microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Alright, well like we said previous, before the break, we have this new segment we're

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pretty damn proud of and it's simply called People. Famous people that pick their ear

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wax and then they eat it. So Rob, without any further ado, you have your top five?

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Yes I do.

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Alright Rob, go forth and let us know. And if you want to give us a description why,

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that's fine. Or if you just say they look like an earwax eater, that's fine too. Because

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I understand.

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Okay, first up, John Lemons.

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Oh, he does look like an earwax eater, doesn't he?

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Yes he does. He acts like one too.

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Yes he does. Man dude, that was a great one right off the bat. You can just see him doing

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that going, mwah mwah mwah.

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Yeah.

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Oh my god, that's brilliant Rob, I love it.

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Next up, where's your body?

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God rest his soul, but yeah, I bet he was an earwax eater and he probably is in the

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great beyond, don't you think?

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He very well could be.

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In the afterlife, he probably didn't scratch that habit, it's probably too ingrained in

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him. So let's say he's up in heaven right now, he's probably picking his ear wax and

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eating it, don't you think?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. And look, we're not dogging you, bruiser Brody. When we get up there, we don't want

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you to kick him out. No, we think it's awesome.

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I don't need you kicking my ass in my sleep, dude. I'm giving you praise, brother.

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I am too, because the last thing I want to do when I make it through the pearly gates

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is get my face kicked in by a wrestler, a big wrestler with air. Good one. I think he

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probably looks like an earwax eater.

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This next one, it took a little bit of thought.

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Okay.

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But I'm going with John Liscow.

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Ooh! I could see that.

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After he played Prince Farquaad in Shrek, and he watched Shrek pull his earwax out

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and use it for candles. I think he tried it, but I think he just thought it was like a

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character's get into it.

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I love that, dude.

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But I think it carried over to real life.

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I could very well see that, Rob. I could very well see that. I think that sometimes

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life imitates art, and that's what you got right there.

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We got John Liscow picking his earwax, allegedly, and eating it. So yeah.

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Cool. That was a good one.

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Next, Riza Mar.

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Oh yeah! Gosh yeah! I'm surprised I missed her, Rob. Man, you're not kidding.

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Here's why. She has a macadamia nut and livestock farm in Hawaii. What else is she going to do?

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Oh yeah, you know what? There's nothing else to do except watch the nuts grow. So you know

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she's picking her ears every damn day and eating that wax. She has nothing else to do.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I bet. I think that is solid reasoning, Rob. Solid reasoning.

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Okay, and for my final one, Vincent Price.

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Oh, I love Vincent Price, too. But just the shape of his face tells me he could. He's

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very much a potential earwax eater. So I think I would tend to agree with you as much as

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I still love the guy and this is a compliment to him. We think it's great that you eat your

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own earwax. We're lovingly talking about it, right?

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Yes, yes. I was just thinking of his movies, his characters, you know.

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Yeah, he always played a creepy...

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I could see him doing it.

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Yeah, I could, too. I think Vincent Price, although I'd never thought about it ever before,

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I think that's a great choice. Once I think about it, I'm thinking, yeah, he does look

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like an earwax eater. We love, we don't hate it. We don't hate it. We think he's awesome.

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Yes, yes.

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Alright.

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Alright. Let's see your list.

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I got my little list here and I have some has-beens on there. I think has-beens eat

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their earwax out of nervousness because nobody recognizes them like they used to. They're

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not making any money off of being in movies and I think they're very nervous people that

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pick at their ears and eat their earwax. I think it's a habit for nervousness, right?

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So that's why I have so many of these has-beens. I think they're nervous people and I think

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that because of that, they pick their earwax and they eat it. So my first one, Lorenzo

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Llamas.

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Alright.

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He is an earwax eater. Think of him.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. I mean, he just, he screams earwax eating. With his weird acting to his look and everything,

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I'm betting anything, whenever he's alone, he attacks that ear canal and grabs that shit

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out of there and chews the piss out of it. What do you think?

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I can see it. I very well can see that.

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Yeah. And this next guy, I just think he looks like an earwax picker and eater. Larry Bird,

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the hick from French Lick. Him. I think he picks his ears and eats the wax.

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Good one.

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Yeah, he just looks like it, doesn't he?

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Just because of where he's from.

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Oh, from French Lick, Indiana. Yeah, that's true.

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Yeah, I mean, there ain't much to do around there.

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Oh no, watch the wheat grow? Yeah.

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Yeah, that's about it.

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Watching the wheat grow gets very boring, so you have to have some sort of a hobby. And,

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you know, I mean, what kind of hobby can you have when there's nothing around? Picking

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your earwax and eating it. Sounds like a perfect hobby to me, doesn't it? Doesn't it to you?

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Yeah.

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Cool. My next one, another has been, but I think she demands this, being called out about

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her earwax picking and eating. Clarissa Flockhart.

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Oh, damn.

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She is an earwax eater from hell. Ally McBeal, you tell me she's a...

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Yeah, I hadn't even thought about that.

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Yeah, she eats the piss out of her earwax. Matter of fact, she might have gained a couple

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of pounds eating earwax alone. I mean, you know, she is a skinny little thing, real skinny.

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Well, she could use the weight.

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Yeah, she could. That's what I'm saying. I'm thinking the earwax might actually beef her

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up a little bit and make her look a little bit better, right?

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Yeah. My next one, and I think this is going to get you really good when you think about

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it, another has been Tony Danza. That guy.

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Oh, yes. I can see that 100%.

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Yeah, I can see him.

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Yeah.

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Come in. Hey, yo, man. Yeah, what's up? And picking his fucking ears and fucking chewing

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on it.

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Yeah.

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What you guys doing here? Yeah, just hanging. Yeah, I could just see it. I mean, he just,

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he reeks of earwax picking and eating. Every time I look at him, I'm like, uh-huh, I know

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what you're doing, buddy. I know exactly what you're doing.

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Yeah.

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So, the next one.

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That's why him and Judith Light never hooked up.

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Yeah, that is why. It is because.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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He was an earwax pick eater.

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Yeah, every time she tried to kiss him, she smelt earwax on his breath and couldn't do

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it.

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She wanted to. She just couldn't get past it.

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She just couldn't get past it, you know. So, I can't blame her. Earwax does not smell that

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becoming, so I get it.

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The next one and final one is Jimmy Kimmel. He is an earwax eater. To me, he reeks.

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Oh, most definitely.

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Yeah. In my opinion, he reeks of earwax eating and picking. And I think whenever nobody's

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around, he constantly does it. And I think he has to go to the doctors for psychiatric

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help to where he doesn't do that as much because I think he picks his ears to where they bleed.

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Yeah. Yep. So, alright. Both are lists. I think that went over pretty well. I think

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we both put a lot of thought into it.

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I know, I did.

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I did too. I mean...

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I came up with most of my own while I was working.

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I do that all the time too. I take a scratch pad with me to work. And whenever I come up

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with an idea, if I can't put it in my phone right away, I have my phone put away, I'll

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scratch it down on there. And one time I left it on top of there where I work at. Someone

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came up and saw all these weird things like, you know, like, I don't know, new fucking

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hard on pill and, you know, body rubbers and all this stuff. And they're like, what the

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hell are you writing? And I go, it's for my podcast. Settle down. It's ideas I come up

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with while I'm working. And they're like, oh, okay. Anyhow. Yeah, I take a scratch pad

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with me and I just scratch on it if I don't have my phone. What do you do? You decide

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to remember them or do you...

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I got a couple there at work. It's just that from the time it comes in my head to the time

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I get a chance to walk over and write it down, whether I can remember or not, you know.

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Yeah, yeah. And I've forgotten some boozies before. I'll get home and I'll go, damn it.

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I love that idea, but I can't think of what it was. And it drives me nuts because it was

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a fantastic idea. And then I can't remember it. I want to go into something a little bit

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weird. I mean, as if that's not normal around us. My phone the last few weeks has given

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me a weekly report on how many hours I was online and how many was when I was driving.

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Okay.

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I understand them wanting you to make aware of your spending time online while you're

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driving. I'm wondering how much of is that streaming stuff like two douchebags and a

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microphone.

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Exactly.

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You know what I mean? But I find it really invasive that my phone can just come back

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at the end of the week. It tells me on a Sunday. It's done it for three weeks in a row. So

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this is how many hours you spent online and this is how many while you were in the car.

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That's too much. The fact that that contraption knows that much and can send it back to me

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and tell me about it is insane. And the thing is, is I think it would have to be my carrier

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Verizon, right? I don't know who else could have done that because they keep track of

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your hours and all that stuff, right? So it has to be Verizon doing it. And anyone out

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there that listens to this podcast, if you have Verizon or not, if you don't, and you've

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had this happen, let me know about it. And when did it happen? And if it tells you the

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same information it tells me. I would love to know that because I'm pretty sure this

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happens to other people. I'm not the only one that's done this to, right?

406
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:26,600
So anyhow, Rob, go ahead. The floor is yours.

407
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:34,600
All right. I told you about this story last night when we got out of Oklahoma.

408
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,600
Uh huh.

409
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,600
And that's a little winky. Not too bad.

410
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,600
Go ahead.

411
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:51,600
An appeals court judge in Oklahoma reportedly told state execution schedulers to suck it

412
00:40:51,600 --> 00:41:00,600
up and man up after they requested a 90-day period between executions in an effort to

413
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:10,600
combat trauma, accommodate staff shortages, and reduce the potential for errors. The state

414
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:20,600
plans to execute 25 prisoners whose appeals are exhausted in less than three years, about

415
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:30,600
58% of the inmates on death row in Oklahoma. At a hearing last Tuesday, Judge Gary Lumpkin

416
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:39,600
responded to a request to slow down Oklahoma's execution style. The state had requested a

417
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:49,600
gap between executions to be increased from 60 to 90 days to reduce strain on Department

418
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:57,600
of Confection staff. In a letter to the court filed in January, Steve Hart, executive director

419
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:05,600
of the department, said the existing schedule was too honest and not sustainable.

420
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,600
Wow.

421
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:21,600
Oklahoma's attorney general, Richard Drummond, cited concerns of another botched execution

422
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:30,600
if the state didn't slow down. Last year Drummond appealed for clemency on behalf of Richard

423
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:38,600
Crossep, who has already come within hours of being put to death three times, but he

424
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:44,600
was convicted of a 1997 murder.

425
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:48,600
Three times? He was hours away from execution?

426
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,600
Yeah.

427
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:50,600
Wow.

428
00:42:50,600 --> 00:43:00,600
Judge Lumpkin, according to the non-profit Oklahoma paper, The Frontier, was unimpressed

429
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:10,600
with arguments for spacing out the execution schedule, describing them as sympathy stuff.

430
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:21,600
Quote, man up if you can't do the job. Step aside and let somebody do it that can't.

431
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:29,600
Lumpkin said at the hearing, he spent a reasonable amount of time to start this out and y'all

432
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:35,600
keep pushing and pushing and pushing it.

433
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:39,600
Wow.

434
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:40,600
I don't know where to go with that.

435
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,600
What's your feelings on this?

436
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:49,600
Okay. All right. All these people obviously deserve to be put to death, right? I mean,

437
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:54,600
under the way, some people don't believe in that. They don't believe in corporal punishment.

438
00:43:54,600 --> 00:44:00,600
I'm one that does. I think it's fine if someone did that heinous of a crime, that they should

439
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:08,600
have their life taken. You know, the person they killed had their life cut short, so I

440
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:19,600
for an I, it's even in the Bible. So, I think that they need to, like he said, suck it up

441
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:26,600
and just do it. Because you want to know the definition of cruel? Going on death row hours

442
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:31,600
away from being put to death three times in a row. That's cruel and excessive, don't you

443
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:32,600
think?

444
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:33,600
Well.

445
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:41,600
But, look, I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying

446
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:49,600
really, honestly, just do it or don't act like you're going to, right? And all the resources

447
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:57,600
that was wasted, all the time that was wasted, everything. What do you think?

448
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,600
Well, I

449
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:08,600
I'm looking on the correction officer's point of view.

450
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:09,600
Go ahead.

451
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,600
My brother was a corrections officer.

452
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,600
Okay.

453
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:22,600
Okay, you have to give your employees time to recuperate from this.

454
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:26,600
You know, you're right. I never even thought about that.

455
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,600
That's a lot of mental stress.

456
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:32,600
I've never even thought about that, Rob. You're right. It has to be.

457
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:41,600
And that was their battle in court. And this judge said, no, suck it up. You're going to

458
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:45,600
kill somebody every 50 days.

459
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,600
You know, I didn't think about it from that.

460
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:56,600
That gets won in 98. Just give us another 30 days, you know?

461
00:45:56,600 --> 00:46:01,600
You know what? You changed my stance, Rob.

462
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:07,600
You changed my stance. I think you're right. I think you and your brother are right.

463
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,600
I hadn't even talked to him about this.

464
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,600
Oh, okay. Well, I think you're correct.

465
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:18,600
You know, as a matter of fact, it psychologically screws people up so bad. Whenever they used

466
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:22,600
to do a fire squad, they had to have like seven men.

467
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:26,600
One of them had real bullets. The other ones did not.

468
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:32,600
So no one directly knew that they killed that man.

469
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,600
You see? So I can believe that.

470
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:36,600
Right.

471
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:41,600
If they have to do that when they used to have a firing squad, then you know damn well

472
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:48,600
old Sparky or whatever. However, gas chamber injection probably I think is what they do now.

473
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:54,600
I think that as far as the story, they did the lethal injection.

474
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,600
Well, you know what? I'm just thinking about it a little bit further now, Rob.

475
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,600
And you have to look that person in the eye while you're injecting them.

476
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:04,600
Another person has to witness it. Another person has to be at the door.

477
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:11,600
You know, all these people have to look this person in the face and know that they're putting them to death.

478
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,600
Only difference is it's legal how they're doing it.

479
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:19,600
It wasn't legal how the person did it. Right?

480
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:25,600
And then 60 days later be expected to do it again to somebody else.

481
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,600
Well, you're going to have people say...

482
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:31,600
And then 60 days after that, dude, that job don't pay enough.

483
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,600
Exactly. You're right, Rob.

484
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,600
And my boat.

485
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,600
Man, you know what? I was completely wrong.

486
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:43,600
You know what? I'm completely changing my stance. You're right. You're right.

487
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:51,600
I'm thinking the people of Oklahoma need to... I mean, it's an election year.

488
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,600
I think they need to be looking at their judges.

489
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:59,600
I think you're right. You know, I'm trying to put myself in their shoes.

490
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:00,600
Yeah.

491
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:05,600
I couldn't imagine looking someone in the face and going, well, yeah, you're going to die.

492
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,600
I know you're a heinous person and you did this and this.

493
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:13,600
You're going to die and I'm the one that's going to make sure that you're dying, you know, that you're dead.

494
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:14,600
And you have to look them in the face.

495
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:15,600
Right.

496
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:22,600
And do that. That would probably really scar you psychologically, even though, you know, the person probably deserved it

497
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:26,600
and they did something so heinous, you know, and all that, that you're like, well, you know what?

498
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:31,600
This guy, he obviously doesn't care about anyone else, so why should I care about him?

499
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,600
Still being as a human, right?

500
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:35,600
Right.

501
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:36,600
Looking someone in the face.

502
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:42,600
I have to tell you, I've got to tell you, I found that on The Guardian.

503
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,600
Oh, The Guardian is great. They have a lot of good articles.

504
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:46,600
Yes.

505
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:47,600
Yeah.

506
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,600
Okay.

507
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,600
That way, I mean, there's a little more to read about it.

508
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,600
So, yeah.

509
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:53,600
But...

510
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:57,600
Direct people there, that way they can get a little bit better clarification.

511
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:02,600
But I think you described it well enough, Rob. I got exactly what you were saying out of what you were saying.

512
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:09,600
So, all right, let's take us a break. And I have a list of words that are disappearing as of 2024.

513
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:15,600
No one's using them anymore. And Webster is going to start taking these in the next couple of years.

514
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:20,600
They're going to take these words out of the dictionary because they are de-wording the word.

515
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,600
I love stuff like this.

516
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:29,600
Yeah, I do too. So these are words that are getting de-worded and they're not going to be classified as a word

517
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:33,600
because people are not using them anymore. So we'll be right back.

518
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,600
Have you ever wondered where something came from?

519
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Have you ever looked at something and said,

520
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,600
Hmm, I wonder what the origin of that is?

521
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:53,600
Well, so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of...

522
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The Origin of Socks. Believe it or not, the ancient Egyptians are responsible for knit socks.

523
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From around 300 to 500 AD were the first recorded knit socks worn by anybody in the world.

524
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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

525
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526
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527
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528
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529
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530
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531
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532
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533
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534
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535
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536
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537
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538
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539
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,600
I remember smacking balls. I use shit sack.

540
00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:32,600
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541
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542
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:41,600
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543
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,600
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544
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,600
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545
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:52,600
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546
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,600
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547
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548
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549
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550
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And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

551
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:22,600
Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man. You know what I could do if I was the garbage man?

552
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:27,600
I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning.

553
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:34,600
And then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash screaming, stop, halt.

554
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,600
Yeah, that's what I'd love to do.

555
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:43,600
Oh shit, what's that over there?

556
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:47,600
Oh no, this is island of horrible jokes.

557
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:51,600
Ugh.

558
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:59,600
I put a wooden shoe in my toilet. I guess it was clogged.

559
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,600
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.

560
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:20,600
And we are back. This is two douche bags and a microphone on Mark.

561
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:21,600
And now I'm Rob.

562
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:25,600
I have a couple things before I get to the real quick things.

563
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:32,600
The disappearing words, the words that are being de-worded according to Marion the Dictionary.

564
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:38,600
So, okay, first off, Blue Bell has a new flavor, gooey butter cookie.

565
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:45,600
It is so popular people are on a waiting list to get it from your local store when it shows up.

566
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:50,600
The waiting time approximately is three months to get this.

567
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,600
And I think it's coming out in a couple of weeks.

568
00:53:53,600 --> 00:54:00,600
People are that excited about gooey butter cookie, Blue Bell, that they're on a waiting list for it.

569
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:06,600
Number two, I had my code cracked.

570
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:11,600
Someone recognized my fake story because they work at Coca-Cola.

571
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:16,600
And they know there's more fizzy, yeah, yeah, they work at the bottling plant in Lenexa.

572
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:21,600
And they sent me an email and said, dude, I know for a fact that was a lie.

573
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:22,600
I know that's a fake story.

574
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:28,600
He goes, I work for Coca-Cola here at the bottling plant and nobody here heard of that at all.

575
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:34,600
And then I guess he looked it up on the internet and everything and he pretty much figured out that that was my fake story.

576
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:38,600
So this means I can come up with another fake story.

577
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,600
So and I haven't come up with it yet.

578
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:46,600
When I'm getting ready to tell you these de-wording is true, it is not a fake story.

579
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:50,600
And these are words that people don't use enough.

580
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,600
So Merriam Webster.

581
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,600
So sorry to interrupt.

582
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:57,600
No, no, that's fine.

583
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:01,600
I'm guessing nobody's caught mine yet?

584
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,600
No, no.

585
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:04,600
Damn.

586
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:05,600
I know.

587
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:09,600
I thought his outline would have been easy.

588
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:13,600
Well, the only reason mine got caught is because this guy worked at Coca-Cola.

589
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:14,600
Right, right.

590
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:21,600
If the guy at Coca-Cola didn't hear that podcast, I don't think it would have been caught.

591
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:22,600
He just happened to listen to it.

592
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,600
He lives in Lenexa and he's emailed before.

593
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,600
He's not Johnny and everyone else.

594
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,600
Oh, he could deliver his pencil shavings in person.

595
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:31,600
That's funny.

596
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,600
That's what I told him.

597
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,600
I said, give me your address.

598
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,600
I'll bring you your pencil shavings.

599
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:39,600
He wrote back, that's OK.

600
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:43,600
Give them to another lucky listener.

601
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,600
So he has a sense of humor.

602
00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,600
I like him already.

603
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:48,600
I do too.

604
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,600
Anyhow, he goes by L.

605
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:54,600
And I think his real name is Larry because it's on the email.

606
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:57,600
So anyhow, but he goes by L. That's it.

607
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:58,600
Just L.

608
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,600
So anyhow.

609
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:03,600
This is a list of words that are disappearing in 2024.

610
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:07,600
They're not out of the dictionary yet.

611
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:14,600
Merriam-Webster just announced that they're de-wording them and they are not going to be an official word anymore.

612
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:22,600
So the number one, fictitious or fictitious or however you want to call it.

613
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:25,600
And the word, we've all heard fictitious, right?

614
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,600
Or fictitious or fictitious.

615
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:28,600
Right.

616
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,600
I'm going to pronounce it a little bit different.

617
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:38,600
This word describes someone who doesn't like a situation or doesn't take a situation seriously.

618
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:42,600
Or to use sarcasm to mock and ridicule.

619
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:49,600
So if you say someone's being fictitious, then I guess that's pretty much what it means according to the context of it.

620
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:54,600
So Merriam-Webster said that that word is not being used enough anymore.

621
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:58,600
They're quite simply going to be de-worded and it's not going to be in the dictionary anymore.

622
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:01,600
Because every year they add words, right?

623
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:04,600
They add new words that are like slang or whatever.

624
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:08,600
I didn't know they de-worded stuff too until I found this article.

625
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:14,600
So number two, henceforth.

626
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:17,600
It's pronounced henceforth.

627
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,600
H-E-N-C-E-F-O-R-T-H.

628
00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:22,600
I've heard it before of you.

629
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:26,600
Yeah, I grew up hearing that.

630
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,600
Um, me too.

631
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:36,600
And I always thought I knew what it meant and I was pretty much right and I think you're right too because of the way it's always used.

632
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:45,600
It's a fancy way of saying that their point is on target.

633
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:46,600
Oh no, wait a minute.

634
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,600
Shit, that's the...I'm sorry.

635
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:49,600
I'm sorry.

636
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:51,600
I went down a little bit.

637
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:58,600
Henceforth, it's a fancy way of saying from this point on.

638
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,600
Sorry.

639
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:05,600
I need to find my glasses because I just blended two sentences together.

640
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,600
I fucked it up completely.

641
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:13,600
And remember when you said, you know, there's something about me keeping my glasses in here because I could always find them?

642
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,600
I was just getting right off.

643
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:19,600
Well, I took them out to read a book the other day and I never brought them back.

644
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,600
I screwed up a couple of weeks ago.

645
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,600
I need to bring them back.

646
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:28,600
So, this one I've never heard before.

647
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:29,600
It's morrow.

648
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,600
M-O-R-R-O-W.

649
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:39,600
It is a term used to describe an event's day as in tomorrow.

650
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,600
Like, morrow we attack the village.

651
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:49,600
So, all they did was take out the ta and they just used morrow.

652
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:50,600
To me...

653
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:55,600
Okay, I remember that back in English class in school.

654
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:58,600
Back in the 70s.

655
00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:59,600
Yeah, yeah.

656
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:02,600
To me, it's a workless word and here's why.

657
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:06,600
It's not that hard to say ta in the front of morrow.

658
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,600
Right.

659
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:16,600
I don't understand why on all words that they could shorten, they shorten tomorrow in tomorrow.

660
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:17,600
What?

661
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:22,600
It doesn't really make sense to me because it's not that big a pain in the ass to say ta.

662
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,600
You know?

663
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:32,600
So, anyhow, that word is getting de-worded.

664
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,600
Have you ever heard this, Rob?

665
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:38,600
I used to, but I haven't heard it in a long, long time and I do believe they're correct on this.

666
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:42,600
Cra-pulus.

667
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,600
C-R-A-P-U-L-O-U-S.

668
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,600
Cra-pulus.

669
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,600
It's been ages since I've heard that.

670
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:50,600
Me too.

671
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:52,600
I remember as a little kid hearing that and I didn't understand the definition of it.

672
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:53,600
Yeah.

673
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,600
And this is completely different than I thought it was.

674
00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,600
Thinking about it.

675
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:01,600
It's showing the effects of alcohol.

676
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:11,600
And in the sentences, I called an Uber because my cra-pulus was excessive.

677
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:12,600
Did you think it meant that?

678
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:13,600
No, I didn't.

679
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,600
No, no, no.

680
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:21,600
Yeah, it just simply means that alcohol is affecting your judgment or vision or something.

681
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:27,600
And you say cra-pulus to describe that alcohol is impeding you in some way.

682
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:30,600
So I didn't even take a hit of alcohol.

683
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:31,600
I didn't either.

684
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,600
I thought cra-pulus meant like a heap of shit.

685
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:38,600
I thought it was such a piece of crap that it was awesome.

686
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:39,600
Me and you, okay.

687
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:40,600
You know?

688
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:44,600
I always thought it was like a huge pile of shit, cra-pulus.

689
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,600
But you thought it was a little bit different.

690
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,600
You see, I mean, we're both wrong.

691
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:49,600
Yeah.

692
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:53,600
The next one that's getting de-worded is ker-fuffle.

693
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:56,600
K-E-R-F-U-F-F-L-E.

694
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:58,600
Now I've heard that before.

695
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:01,600
It's been a long time since I heard it, but ker-fuffle.

696
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:02,600
Do you know what that means?

697
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,600
Very long time, yeah.

698
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:05,600
Can you get an idea what that means?

699
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:07,600
Because I pretty much did know it.

700
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:12,600
I think it was one of my great-aunts.

701
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:16,600
I didn't have a clue what she was talking about then.

702
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:17,600
Okay.

703
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:24,600
Ker-fuffle is a way of saying a disturbance or commotion caused by a dispute or conflict.

704
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:31,600
And using a sentence, a ker-fuffle ensued after a parking lot exchange between two men.

705
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:45,600
So it's like saying there was like a altercation or a what else?

706
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:49,600
You know, just trying to describe like there was some sort of a fight that went on.

707
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:52,600
And instead of saying, yeah, man, they're kicking the shit out of each other.

708
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:55,600
They go, boy, it's quite a ker-fuffle.

709
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:56,600
Yeah.

710
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:57,600
Yeah.

711
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,600
So that word is getting de-worded.

712
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:05,600
And then finally, ob-bit-cu-ous.

713
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,600
I've heard that before.

714
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,600
Never heard it.

715
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:10,600
I never heard it.

716
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:11,600
I never understood what it meant.

717
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:18,600
But ob-bit-cu-ous is obedient or attentive to an excessive degree.

718
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:23,600
So I don't necessarily give a shit that that word's being de-worded to you.

719
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:24,600
No.

720
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:25,600
Yeah.

721
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,600
So anyhow, there you go.

722
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:32,600
This is a list of words that are going to be de-worded here soon because Merriam-Webster

723
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:36,600
says nobody uses them enough so they're giving up on them.

724
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:40,600
So anyhow, Rob, you got something you want to go to?

725
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:41,600
Yeah, I do.

726
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,600
I got one of your favorites.

727
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:44,600
American songwriter?

728
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:45,600
Yes, I am.

729
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:48,600
All right.

730
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:58,600
Five classic songs by various artists featuring late Toto drummer Jeff Picardo.

731
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:00,600
Ooh, I like this already.

732
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:01,600
Go ahead.

733
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:13,600
Oh, I'm telling you, dude, I did not know how big he was until I read this.

734
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:16,600
Okay.

735
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:28,600
The late Toto drummer Jeff Picardo was celebrated his 70th birthday on April 1, 2024.

736
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:37,600
A co-founding member of the Better Rock Band, Picardo also was considered one of the finest

737
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:40,600
session drummers in music business.

738
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:49,600
Scadli Picardo was just 38 years when he died of a heart attack on August 5, 1992.

739
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:50,600
Wow.

740
01:03:50,600 --> 01:04:08,600
And it goes on, he was 17 when he got his first major music gig playing drums in Sonny

741
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:11,600
Hicks' touring band.

742
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:12,600
Wow.

743
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,600
And it just goes on.

744
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:26,600
Well, here's a list of just five of the many well-known tunes that feature Picardo's drumming

745
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:27,600
skills.

746
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:28,600
Cool.

747
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:33,600
They're by other people, not Toto.

748
01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:36,600
Although, you can find out.

749
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,600
He got his fame in Toto.

750
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,600
The other Toto members join in too.

751
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:45,600
He got his fame in Toto is what you're saying, but he had so much of a part of everything

752
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:48,600
else that people didn't realize it, right?

753
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:52,600
Yeah, his side step.

754
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:53,600
Yeah.

755
01:04:53,600 --> 01:04:54,600
Yeah.

756
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:55,600
Okay.

757
01:04:55,600 --> 01:05:04,600
He played on Bob Scad's slowdown in 1976.

758
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:07,600
That's solid.

759
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:18,600
Picardo was featured throughout Scad's 1976 breakthrough album, Silk Decrees, and his

760
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:24,600
future Toto bandmates, Patch and Homegate.

761
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:30,600
Lowdown was the biggest hit from the record, picking at number three on the Billboard Hot

762
01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:31,600
100.

763
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:32,600
Hmm.

764
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:33,600
Okay.

765
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:34,600
That's a good song, man.

766
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:35,600
It is a good song.

767
01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:36,600
Yeah, that's solid.

768
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:41,600
This one totally shocked me.

769
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,640
Okay.

770
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:52,600
1979, Pete Floyd's Mother.

771
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,600
Wow.

772
01:05:54,600 --> 01:06:00,600
I had no idea.

773
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:05,600
Pink Floyd's drummer from the band's inception was Nick Mason.

774
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:09,940
But during the making of the band's classic,

775
01:06:09,940 --> 01:06:14,000
1979 concept album, The Wall,

776
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:18,820
the call was brought in to play on the track Mother.

777
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,520
Wow.

778
01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:25,800
Mason was having difficulty mastering the track's

779
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:28,520
difficult time signatures.

780
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:33,520
And since Pink Floyd was on a tight recording schedule,

781
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:36,180
the caro was hired to do the job.

782
01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:38,320
Okay.

783
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:41,800
Didn't I know that?

784
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:42,920
I knew it.

785
01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,140
There's some on here that, yeah.

786
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,000
This next one.

787
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:56,560
Michael Jackson's Beat It, 1982.

788
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:58,660
Wow, now that's a credit.

789
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:05,040
Michael Jackson's 1982 album, Thriller,

790
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:08,000
is one of the best selling albums of all time.

791
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,840
And the drumming on that is solid.

792
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:13,800
The drumming on that is solid too.

793
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:14,640
Anyhow, go ahead.

794
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:15,460
Yeah.

795
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:19,360
The caro and its total bandmates,

796
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:25,600
Posh, Lucifer, and Steve Pacaro,

797
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:30,120
all play on several of the record tracks.

798
01:07:30,120 --> 01:07:30,940
Wow.

799
01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:34,280
Okay.

800
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:40,120
Among the songs on which Pacaro's feature is beat it,

801
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:43,720
one of Jackson's most enduring hits,

802
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:48,320
the rocking tune, which famously features

803
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:52,440
a guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen.

804
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:57,440
Yep.

805
01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,200
Uh, next.

806
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,000
Another 1982.

807
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,240
Don Henry, Dirty Laundry.

808
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:07,840
Oh wow.

809
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:09,800
Don Henry, Dirty Laundry.

810
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:11,760
I don't know if people realize this,

811
01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:16,420
but Dirty Laundry was written about the media,

812
01:08:17,540 --> 01:08:21,360
how they exploited or covered him.

813
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:23,760
I believe he was caught with underage girls

814
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:28,640
and a bunch of cocaine in a hotel room.

815
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:30,640
And he was very pissed off because the media

816
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,840
took it everywhere and spread it around, you know.

817
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:35,240
And I don't blame the media,

818
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:38,480
because I mean, if that did happen in fact,

819
01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:41,220
that's wrong and it needed to be reported.

820
01:08:41,220 --> 01:08:45,080
And he did a kind of, it was kind of like a hit piece song

821
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,320
on the media making fun of them.

822
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:50,360
You know, we can go ask the widow, is the head dead yet?

823
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:53,440
All the boys in the newsroom have a running bet.

824
01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:56,360
You know, all this stuff that he says in the video,

825
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,320
they talk about it interesting when people die

826
01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:00,540
so they can exploit it and all this stuff.

827
01:09:00,540 --> 01:09:03,120
And it was written out of revenge.

828
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:05,680
So anyhow, but it's a great song.

829
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:08,440
Who would have known?

830
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:14,480
I said, who would have known that he had a part in all those?

831
01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:18,160
Yeah, after the Eagles initial break up in 1980,

832
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:22,360
Don newly launched a successful solo career,

833
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:28,360
starting with his debut album, I Think Stand Still.

834
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:30,520
Great album.

835
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:33,360
The album included the hit Dirty Laundry,

836
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:38,160
which featured Pacaro providing a rock steady beat

837
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:44,240
to his Toto bandmates, Lucifer and brother Steve Pacaro,

838
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:48,080
also contributed to the tune.

839
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:48,920
Wow.

840
01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:55,600
If anyone's interested in that Dirty Laundry song,

841
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:57,560
look up the lyrics.

842
01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:01,640
The lyrics are quite funny and quite true in my opinion.

843
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:03,320
You know, like I was saying, you know,

844
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,680
boys in the newsroom got a running bet

845
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,480
and then he goes, get the widow on the set.

846
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:08,740
We love Dirty Laundry.

847
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:10,520
And-

848
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:13,240
Oh, I stare here on the radio.

849
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:14,240
It's still on the radio.

850
01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:16,400
You know, we can do the operation, is he dead yet?

851
01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:17,760
You know, all this stuff.

852
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:19,600
He's like, what he's doing is he's pointing out

853
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:22,600
the hypocrisy of media.

854
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:25,000
And he was right on back then in 1980.

855
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,880
I mean, he was dead on.

856
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:29,720
So, and I know it was a revenge thing

857
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:32,440
according to what I've known and read.

858
01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:33,520
If I'm wrong, forgive me,

859
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:36,020
but I read it in a lot of different places.

860
01:10:36,020 --> 01:10:38,520
And he was mad at the media for exploiting something

861
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:41,360
that he had done and he thought that they were excessive,

862
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:42,200
I guess.

863
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:44,720
So, I got another little story here

864
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:45,560
before we hang up on this.

865
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:47,960
I got one final- Oh, oh, oh, okay.

866
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,260
Sorry.

867
01:10:49,260 --> 01:10:50,100
Yeah.

868
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:54,440
Bruce Springsteen, Human Touch.

869
01:10:55,740 --> 01:10:56,940
Oh, wow.

870
01:10:56,940 --> 01:10:57,780
Okay.

871
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:03,560
In 1992, Bruce Springsteen released two albums

872
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:07,640
simultaneously, Human Touch and Lucky Town.

873
01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:13,840
The car of Blake drums on all of the songs on Human Touch.

874
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:14,680
Wow.

875
01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:15,520
Okay.

876
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:20,520
I'm telling you, I did not know he was into all that.

877
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:23,920
That's, wow.

878
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:25,080
Okay.

879
01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:26,360
I had no idea.

880
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:30,940
And this was just a list of five.

881
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,720
I'm gonna look into it and see what else is in it.

882
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:36,820
I'm sure there's other stuff too,

883
01:11:36,820 --> 01:11:38,040
maybe not as well known,

884
01:11:38,040 --> 01:11:40,000
but I'll bet you he is involved in projects

885
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,120
that brought young bands up too.

886
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:44,400
He sounds like a go-to guy.

887
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,800
You know what I mean?

888
01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,600
Like if someone's producing a band

889
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:49,520
and they're not well known yet,

890
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:54,160
they would go to him to do a signature drum sound, maybe,

891
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:55,160
on a song.

892
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:56,000
You see what I'm saying?

893
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:59,320
And it sounds like he's known for bringing his brother in

894
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:00,240
too.

895
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:01,080
That's cool.

896
01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:03,160
And some of the other Toto guys.

897
01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:05,740
Well, they're obviously talented, so I get it.

898
01:12:05,740 --> 01:12:06,840
Yeah, they are.

899
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:09,880
That's cool.

900
01:12:09,880 --> 01:12:10,700
Wow.

901
01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:11,840
That is a great article, Rob.

902
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:12,680
Very good.

903
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:16,240
Right, you enjoyed it.

904
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:17,080
Yeah.

905
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:19,040
American songwriter might be my favorite.

906
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,540
I think it is my favorite

907
01:12:20,540 --> 01:12:22,280
because they always come up with stuff

908
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,160
that I had no idea about

909
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:27,400
and didn't know I was interested in until you tell me.

910
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:28,240
You know what I mean?

911
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:29,080
Yeah.

912
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:30,520
So.

913
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:31,360
Okay.

914
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:33,820
Yeah, because not everybody was into Toto.

915
01:12:33,820 --> 01:12:35,360
No, I liked them myself.

916
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:37,680
I know a lot of people thought they were a puss band.

917
01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:38,800
They were too soft.

918
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,760
I thought they were great.

919
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:42,120
I'd love to go see it.

920
01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:42,960
Me too.

921
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:45,600
I mean, they had a lot of really good songs.

922
01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:48,080
You know, some of the most famous like Africa

923
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:48,920
and stuff like that,

924
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:51,080
but they had a little harder stuff before

925
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:52,580
they came out with that album.

926
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:55,760
Hold the line.

927
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:56,600
Come on.

928
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:58,280
Yeah, that's a great song.

929
01:12:58,280 --> 01:12:59,120
And it's heavier.

930
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,360
It's much heavier.

931
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:01,880
So I think what happened is

932
01:13:01,880 --> 01:13:04,360
is they established themselves as a heavy band.

933
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:05,520
Then they went more poppy

934
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:07,200
and people were like, oh, fuck him.

935
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:11,000
But actually their main success was the poppy ones.

936
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:14,200
Cause I mean, every hit radio station in America

937
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:17,480
played Africa four or five times

938
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:19,960
in a five hour period.

939
01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:22,400
I mean, that's how hot that song was.

940
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:25,880
As you could listen to any hit radio station in America

941
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:27,640
and hear that song within an hour.

942
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:29,440
Okay.

943
01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:31,160
When I think of it like this,

944
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:35,400
at that time Toto was going head to head

945
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:38,160
with groups like Duran Duran.

946
01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,000
Yes.

947
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:44,840
So yeah, they had to step it up.

948
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:45,680
Yeah.

949
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:47,800
I mean, they had some really fierce competition

950
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,560
cause those bands were good.

951
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:51,200
They were really good.

952
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:55,280
I mean, you were like battling the police or sting.

953
01:13:55,280 --> 01:13:57,600
You're battling Duran Duran.

954
01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:01,180
I mean, there's, you know, Wham, George Michael.

955
01:14:01,180 --> 01:14:03,440
I mean, you had all these artists out

956
01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:05,120
that were very good and established.

957
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:07,400
So that's who they were fighting with

958
01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:09,360
to try to get chart space.

959
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:11,600
So that's cool.

960
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:14,520
And they were an older band.

961
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:15,720
Yeah, that's right.

962
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:18,720
They weren't spring chickens when they went poppy.

963
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:20,200
But I'm like you.

964
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:22,520
I liked all their stuff.

965
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:24,360
I mean, I liked their heavier stuff

966
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,680
and I liked their lighter stuff.

967
01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:27,520
Yeah.

968
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:29,160
They're a great band in my opinion too.

969
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:30,280
And very underrated.

970
01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:32,880
Very underrated.

971
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,600
They're kind of like April Wine.

972
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:38,240
Well, this article right here proves it.

973
01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:39,080
Mm-hmm.

974
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:39,900
Yeah.

975
01:14:39,900 --> 01:14:40,740
You're right.

976
01:14:40,740 --> 01:14:42,700
It shows their talent for one.

977
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:47,360
And number two, it shows the respect they've had

978
01:14:47,360 --> 01:14:49,560
from other bands, big bands.

979
01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:51,440
Like Michael Jackson, Pete Floyd.

980
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,040
That's a lot of respect to have those people,

981
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:59,640
that elk of bands and performers come to you

982
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:00,840
to make a song right.

983
01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:03,160
Right.

984
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:05,000
So wow, that's very cool, man.

985
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:05,840
Thank you, Rob.

986
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:07,840
You're welcome.

987
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:10,320
I wanted to get to this here really quick

988
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:12,040
before this becomes outdated.

989
01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:13,640
I've been trying to do this,

990
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:16,720
but we keep talking about other shit and get distracted

991
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:19,120
because that's what we do, right?

992
01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:20,200
Well, all the time.

993
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,000
Especially last night.

994
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:23,320
Last night was awesome.

995
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:28,880
Last night was so cool, I broke it into two podcasts

996
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:30,600
because it was so good all the way through.

997
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:33,920
I'm like, man, I'm not wasting all this on one.

998
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:34,960
I'm gonna break it apart.

999
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:36,960
I'm gonna make people listen to some best of

1000
01:15:36,960 --> 01:15:38,720
after the rest of this brilliance.

1001
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:44,200
We were over an hour and a half last night.

1002
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:45,040
Yeah.

1003
01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:47,040
We just could not stop.

1004
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:47,880
It was great.

1005
01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:49,200
I don't know what got into us,

1006
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:50,640
but man, we were full of energy.

1007
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:52,680
I had a very good time last night.

1008
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:53,520
I did too.

1009
01:15:53,520 --> 01:15:54,520
We were laughing all the way through it.

1010
01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:55,440
I mean, it was fantastic.

1011
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:57,240
Yeah, yeah.

1012
01:15:57,240 --> 01:15:59,800
I think everybody's gonna enjoy last night.

1013
01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:01,200
Yeah, I think so too.

1014
01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:05,200
I was like a proud papa listening to it today

1015
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:07,920
going places in the Jeep.

1016
01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:10,640
Yeah, that's us.

1017
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:11,560
Oh yeah.

1018
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:15,920
Anyhow, I at least ought to get a free dinner

1019
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:17,560
from Anthony's, don't you think?

1020
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:19,400
Oh yeah.

1021
01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,840
I definitely believe so.

1022
01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:22,680
I think so.

1023
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:24,440
I think when you come up, we just go in there and go,

1024
01:16:24,440 --> 01:16:27,800
we're two douchebags at a microphone.

1025
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:30,680
Yeah, we gave you a very good critique.

1026
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:31,880
Where's our lasagna?

1027
01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:34,680
That's your word.

1028
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:36,360
We'll wear our shirts.

1029
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:37,200
Oh yeah, yeah.

1030
01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:39,080
To prove we are two douchebags at a microphone.

1031
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:39,920
That's right.

1032
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,360
Yeah, we gotta prove it.

1033
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:42,200
Yeah.

1034
01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:43,040
We'll wear our shirts.

1035
01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:44,440
That's right.

1036
01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:46,640
What could possibly go wrong with that, Rob?

1037
01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:50,520
Okay.

1038
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:51,360
We pay for our own.

1039
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:52,200
We pay for our own.

1040
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:53,040
Okay.

1041
01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:56,640
Real quick here and then we'll get off here

1042
01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,840
because Rob asked to go to work in the morning

1043
01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:01,840
and I gotta go scratch my ass or something.

1044
01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:02,680
I don't know.

1045
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:05,960
So as a part of downtown Detroit's makeover

1046
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,720
ahead of the NFL draft,

1047
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:10,000
city officials wanna make sure that bird poop

1048
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,520
is not an issue for the hundreds of thousands

1049
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:15,640
of visiting the Motor City in late April.

1050
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:18,040
Yes, bird poop, along with everything else

1051
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:20,200
that comes with the pesky birds.

1052
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:22,240
To keep downtown clean,

1053
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:26,640
Bedrock Detroit hired SIE Air Force falconry

1054
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:30,680
and bird abatement to scare away any starlings

1055
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:34,920
and pigeons with birds of prey that come after them.

1056
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:38,280
What they do is they train these falcons

1057
01:17:38,280 --> 01:17:42,640
to go after the pain and ass birds, you know,

1058
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:44,200
the ones that.

1059
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:45,040
Yeah.

1060
01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:45,880
Yeah.

1061
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,800
Like you know, pigeons shit on everything

1062
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,560
and it's very unbecoming.

1063
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:51,800
You got pigeon shit everywhere.

1064
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,200
You got it all over cars.

1065
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:55,880
You got it all over the I-beams underneath bridges.

1066
01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:57,120
They squawk.

1067
01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:58,920
They make very loud sounds.

1068
01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:01,720
And what these falcons are trained to do is,

1069
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:04,640
and the guy that they had the article with,

1070
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:07,280
he said, these birds always come back

1071
01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:09,760
because on their source of food.

1072
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:11,440
He said they don't forget that.

1073
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:14,480
So he has them trained to go after these birds

1074
01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:17,320
but not kill them or eat them, right?

1075
01:18:17,320 --> 01:18:19,520
After he shooes these birds off

1076
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:21,080
and maybe peck at a couple

1077
01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:23,240
to make sure that they leave,

1078
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:27,560
he comes back to the guy and he has trained falcons.

1079
01:18:27,560 --> 01:18:29,040
You know, you've seen that leather thing

1080
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:30,640
on people's forearms that they come.

1081
01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:32,040
That's what he has.

1082
01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:35,200
Yeah, he has that leather deal and the falcon comes back.

1083
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:37,640
And then he does a command and that falcon,

1084
01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:39,560
they showed it on TV

1085
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:41,760
and I got this article off the internet,

1086
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:44,080
but they showed it on TV

1087
01:18:44,080 --> 01:18:46,760
and these falcons go right for the pigeons

1088
01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:48,240
and the starlings and all those

1089
01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:49,360
and just goes right at him

1090
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:51,400
and it scares the shit out of the birds.

1091
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:55,040
And if he does that five or six times in a row,

1092
01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:57,040
the birds will disappear for a few weeks

1093
01:18:57,040 --> 01:18:58,640
and that's what they're trying to do

1094
01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:01,360
because the draft's coming up here in a few weeks

1095
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:03,600
and they're keeping these birds busy,

1096
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:09,680
you know, running off the pain in the ass birds.

1097
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:10,880
So, yeah.

1098
01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,960
Yeah, I thought that was really interesting

1099
01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:13,800
that they do that.

1100
01:19:13,800 --> 01:19:16,080
That is a cool story.

1101
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:16,920
That really is.

1102
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:18,520
Yeah.

1103
01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:22,520
That's good thinking.

1104
01:19:22,520 --> 01:19:23,640
It is.

1105
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:25,480
I mean, yeah, I love the thought

1106
01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:27,400
and they're not killing the birds either.

1107
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:30,720
So these groups can't say, really say anything about it.

1108
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:33,360
They can't say, well, you're killing these innocent birds.

1109
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:35,320
They can't help it that you, you know,

1110
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:37,880
they, you know, you have a draft there or something.

1111
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:39,480
No, they're not killing them.

1112
01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:41,920
They're just running them off.

1113
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:44,680
I could see after three or four times

1114
01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:47,880
this big ass, bad ass coming up to me.

1115
01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:49,800
My ass is getting the fuck out of there.

1116
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,560
I ain't going back around there no more.

1117
01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:52,400
Me too.

1118
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:56,880
You see a falcon's wingspan is almost like a bald eagle's.

1119
01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:58,920
Oh yeah, yeah, they're huge.

1120
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:00,800
I was going down Lake of the Ozarks.

1121
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:03,080
Some old friends of mine had a place there

1122
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:06,160
and I was going down there and my GPS,

1123
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:09,680
this is back when we had the Garmin's up on the,

1124
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:13,000
you know, on the windshield.

1125
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,080
And it took me a weird way.

1126
01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:17,960
It took me down this long winding highway as a shortcut.

1127
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:21,560
And there was a bald eagle hatchery,

1128
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:22,520
not very far from there.

1129
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,440
You know, they have a bunch of them over in the,

1130
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:27,720
that's over at Shawnee Bend.

1131
01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:28,760
Okay. All right.

1132
01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:29,600
I guess that's where it works.

1133
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:32,680
There is, there is a,

1134
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:36,720
we actually have a bald eagle day down here.

1135
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:39,480
Oh wow, cool.

1136
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:43,240
To where people, I mean, you could see the big nests

1137
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:44,920
up in the trees.

1138
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:45,760
Yeah.

1139
01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:50,480
And people get together, take pictures and celebrate.

1140
01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:51,320
Yeah.

1141
01:20:51,320 --> 01:20:52,840
Well, we've got them at the Blue River too.

1142
01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:55,640
They actually migrated up from Moorsaw

1143
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:57,560
and they live there now too.

1144
01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:59,640
There's several nests along the Blue River.

1145
01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:05,840
Anyhow, the wingspan was so big, it covered my whole car.

1146
01:21:05,840 --> 01:21:08,360
I was like, well, what the hell was that?

1147
01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:10,440
Everything just went dark.

1148
01:21:10,440 --> 01:21:11,880
And then I look up there

1149
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:15,320
and I see that bald eagle with that huge wingspan flying off.

1150
01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:19,240
I'm like, wow, these Falcons are very similar to that size.

1151
01:21:19,240 --> 01:21:22,520
Maybe not quite as big, but these are like,

1152
01:21:22,520 --> 01:21:25,280
to them it's like these fucking flying

1153
01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:27,880
brontosaurus is coming after them, right?

1154
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:28,720
Yeah.

1155
01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:30,000
So these birds are like,

1156
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,760
after they get a couple of scares like that,

1157
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:34,040
they naturally don't come back for a while.

1158
01:21:34,040 --> 01:21:36,800
So anyhow, they're going to be doing this falconry

1159
01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:40,680
until people start arriving to Detroit for the draft,

1160
01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:42,720
like, I don't know, a week ahead of time.

1161
01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:46,480
Yeah, it'd be like Bruiser Road,

1162
01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:48,680
you're taking offense what I said about me

1163
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:49,680
because you're a what?

1164
01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:54,000
I'm coming after my little ass.

1165
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:54,960
There he is.

1166
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:57,560
Is that that douchebag that said that shit about me?

1167
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:02,480
St. Peter's like, yeah, yeah, come on, come on.

1168
01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:03,720
No, he's mine.

1169
01:22:04,800 --> 01:22:06,800
Bruiser, come on, man, just let him go.

1170
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:11,560
He lets you go out of pity though.

1171
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:12,720
He picks you up by your neck.

1172
01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:14,440
This would be me too, by the way.

1173
01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:17,360
Picks you up and goes, I'm going to destroy you.

1174
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:19,200
And then he's like, no, I'm not.

1175
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:22,000
I'm just going to let you go.

1176
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:24,640
I heard he was a lovable guy.

1177
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:25,640
That's what I heard too.

1178
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:26,960
I heard he was.

1179
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,000
And he got stabbed to death.

1180
01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:34,400
Was it Columbia or Brazil or something?

1181
01:22:34,400 --> 01:22:38,000
The guy that did it was from Columbia or Brazil.

1182
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:39,720
Yeah, he was in his dressing room

1183
01:22:39,720 --> 01:22:41,800
and it was mistaken identity, I believe.

1184
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:43,840
Yeah.

1185
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,360
The drug dealer thought he was somebody else

1186
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:48,560
or somebody said it was him and it wasn't

1187
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:49,880
or something like that.

1188
01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:51,840
It was like mistaken identity.

1189
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:53,880
He got stabbed to death in his dressing room.

1190
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:54,960
Isn't that fucked up?

1191
01:22:54,960 --> 01:22:55,800
And he was a great guy.

1192
01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:59,440
How the hell do you mistake a man that size

1193
01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:00,600
to anybody else?

1194
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:01,520
That's what I say.

1195
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:02,760
I mean, I just don't get it.

1196
01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:05,160
It's like the guys in a dressing room

1197
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:09,080
in where there's going to be wrestling.

1198
01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:12,760
Yeah, I'm thinking there was more

1199
01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:14,720
that they just not letting out.

1200
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:16,880
And you're also talking about Columbia or Brazil

1201
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:19,360
where nobody really has to say anything to you.

1202
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:21,200
Right.

1203
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:23,200
Here we have all these laws that ensure

1204
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:25,360
that someone will have to say something.

1205
01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:27,760
Otherwise they'll go to jail for contempt, right?

1206
01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:29,560
There they don't have that.

1207
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:31,040
So no one has to say anything.

1208
01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:32,720
They just be like, I don't know what happened, man.

1209
01:23:32,720 --> 01:23:34,280
I didn't even see the guy

1210
01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:36,080
and there's nothing going to be done.

1211
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:37,840
Yeah.

1212
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:40,520
And to my knowledge, they never did catch the guy who did it.

1213
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:43,960
They think they know who did it, but they can't prove it.

1214
01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:45,760
So yeah, that was too bad.

1215
01:23:45,760 --> 01:23:48,160
Everybody said that they love working with the guy.

1216
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:49,000
He was a great guy.

1217
01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:50,720
As a matter of fact, they have a picture

1218
01:23:50,720 --> 01:23:53,200
of Harley Race with Bruiser Brody

1219
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:55,040
and a couple other wrestlers.

1220
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:56,800
I think it might have been Ric Flair

1221
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:58,560
and maybe even Hulk Hogan.

1222
01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:00,240
And they were all there.

1223
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,080
Oh, and another thing, one of the guys

1224
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:07,080
that narrates the Harley Race Dark Side of the Ring

1225
01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:11,800
is your man, Cactus Jack, Mankind.

1226
01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:12,640
Mick Foley.

1227
01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:14,080
Mick Foley, yes.

1228
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:14,920
Yeah.

1229
01:24:14,920 --> 01:24:16,440
And he looks completely different.

1230
01:24:16,440 --> 01:24:18,280
Oh my God, he looks completely different.

1231
01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:19,440
Oh, he's old, man.

1232
01:24:19,440 --> 01:24:21,720
He's old, he's crippled.

1233
01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:23,360
Not almost crippled.

1234
01:24:23,360 --> 01:24:26,240
Shit, that guy is crippled, I bet, because-

1235
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:28,600
I don't know how the hell he still walks.

1236
01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:29,440
I don't either.

1237
01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:30,280
I remember seeing him-

1238
01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:32,880
Well, he walks like a penguin, you know.

1239
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:34,840
Yeah, he got thrown off the-

1240
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:37,040
My opposite side, you know.

1241
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:40,920
Remember the cage match where the cage is like 30 foot tall

1242
01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:45,640
and he got thrown on a table on a bunch of tacks.

1243
01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:47,480
That was him and the Undertaker.

1244
01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:49,440
The Undertaker, yeah, that's right.

1245
01:24:49,440 --> 01:24:51,680
And I was just so floored by that, I'm going,

1246
01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:53,120
what the fuck?

1247
01:24:53,120 --> 01:24:56,360
I know, I know this is scripted,

1248
01:24:56,360 --> 01:25:01,040
but how in the hell can that guy land on a table

1249
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:04,720
on a bunch of tacks, 30 foot up in the air,

1250
01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:07,720
get back up and start fighting, bleeding everywhere,

1251
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:11,960
these tacks stuck in him everywhere, and not even flinch?

1252
01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:18,760
That was the introduction to the attitude era.

1253
01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:20,440
Yes, I agree with that.

1254
01:25:20,440 --> 01:25:23,160
People like John Fina, the Rob,

1255
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:26,560
Stone Cold Steve Austin, other things.

1256
01:25:26,560 --> 01:25:30,760
Yeah, you know, Stone Cold was a crack open to Steve Weiser.

1257
01:25:30,760 --> 01:25:33,520
Stone Cold was like, smell what the Rock is cooking.

1258
01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:35,680
I mean, they all had their own catchphrase

1259
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:37,720
and they had their own persona.

1260
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:41,320
Oh, and hey, New Splash,

1261
01:25:41,320 --> 01:25:45,800
Rock is going to be at WrestleMania defeating.

1262
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:47,440
Yeah, I saw him the other day.

1263
01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:49,120
I'm starting to watch a little bit more wrestling

1264
01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:51,080
since you and I have been talking about it.

1265
01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:53,960
Yeah, he was in the back somewhere talking to someone

1266
01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:56,680
about something, I didn't really catch it all

1267
01:25:56,680 --> 01:25:58,760
because I was busy doing something else,

1268
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,160
but I definitely saw him and he was there.

1269
01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:05,160
I have a busy weekend next weekend.

1270
01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,360
Oh, is there some specials coming?

1271
01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:12,360
WrestleMania is a two day thing next weekend.

1272
01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:14,160
Oh, good.

1273
01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:15,920
Well, I got a question for you, Rob.

1274
01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:18,720
Is it going to be so much to where we can do a one-off?

1275
01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:23,720
Well, I can have Saturday on Sunday

1276
01:26:30,400 --> 01:26:33,720
and Sunday the next day we broadcast.

1277
01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:36,560
It's well, they run in the evening.

1278
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:37,400
Okay.

1279
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:40,720
Well, we're broadcasting at that time

1280
01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:42,560
so I can't be watching it, you know what I mean?

1281
01:26:42,560 --> 01:26:44,560
Okay, well, the thing I'm getting at

1282
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:49,560
is I want you to do it all in its entirety each day.

1283
01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:52,000
So if the podcast runs a little late,

1284
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,400
it runs a little late, that's okay.

1285
01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:57,000
Oh, do what?

1286
01:26:57,000 --> 01:27:00,640
Okay, we try not to go over an hour, hour and 10 minutes,

1287
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:01,480
right?

1288
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:05,600
If there's so much that goes on, which I think there is,

1289
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:09,080
if the podcast runs over, it just runs over, right?

1290
01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:10,840
Oh, okay, okay, yeah.

1291
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:13,800
Yeah, yeah, that's why I say you can do a one-off,

1292
01:27:13,800 --> 01:27:15,360
but you know what, who cares, man?

1293
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:16,840
Let's say it's an hour and a half.

1294
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:19,400
We'll do it just like that if we have to, it's fine.

1295
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:23,760
So anyhow, cool, I can't wait for that.

1296
01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:24,600
I want to see all the stuff that goes on.

1297
01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:28,300
But yeah, it's probably gonna be a two-day deal.

1298
01:27:28,300 --> 01:27:29,600
That's cool.

1299
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:34,600
I'll do the one day and the next day another day.

1300
01:27:37,120 --> 01:27:37,960
Sounds great, dude.

1301
01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:40,160
That's up, yeah, because I just said

1302
01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:44,120
I can't be podcasting and watching that and reporting on

1303
01:27:44,120 --> 01:27:45,040
at the same time.

1304
01:27:45,040 --> 01:27:46,680
No, no, no, I understand that.

1305
01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:48,360
I'm good, I ain't that good.

1306
01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:53,600
Yeah, wow, I was listening to some old shows

1307
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:55,360
and now, dude, you come a long way.

1308
01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:59,000
I'm trying, I'm trying, brother.

1309
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:00,720
You're doing really good, brother.

1310
01:28:00,720 --> 01:28:02,960
All right, man, we're getting on an hour and 20 minutes,

1311
01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:05,720
so I think it's time for us to say later, bitches.

1312
01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:06,840
Again.

1313
01:28:06,840 --> 01:28:09,640
I know, but this has been a lot of fun, too, man.

1314
01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:11,800
It's getting to where you and I can,

1315
01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:14,080
we get some really good banner going on

1316
01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:15,800
and we just can't stop, I love it.

1317
01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:20,740
So anyhow, goodnight, assholes.

1318
01:28:21,960 --> 01:28:23,320
Goodnight, assholes.

1319
01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:27,760
Oh no, looks like the show's over, kids.

1320
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:32,200
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1321
01:28:32,200 --> 01:28:34,200
Fear not, assholes, they'll be back

1322
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:39,200
invading your ear holes soon.