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If George Gray of The Price is Right was talking about a 20 ounce bag of fish sticks and actually said a 20 ounce bag of fish sticks. 25 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:59,000 Yeah, that would be funny. 26 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. 27 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Joe Buck and Troy Aitman are doing all televised and radio games of the NFL this year. 28 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:24,000 As much fun as an electric can opener to the scrotum, two douchebags and a microphone. 29 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Two douchebags and a microphone. 30 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:37,000 We Talk. Jesus. 31 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Bas, two douchebags and a microphone on Mark. 32 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 And I'm Rob. 33 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Oh, you don't get the Vice Channel, do you? 34 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 No. 35 00:03:54,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Tonight, they have the Dark Side of Wrestling series on it and it's very good. Tonight it's Handsome Harley Race. 36 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Oh, I love him. 37 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 You can YouTube it, I'm sure. 38 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Oh yeah, I'll figure it out. 39 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:15,000 I mean, Harley Race had a lot of shit happen, didn't he? I mean, down at Lakeland Ozarks. 40 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Oh yeah, he did. 41 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Yeah, yeah. Well, anyhow, without spoiling anything. 42 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,000 He was boatwrecked down there, like it is, or killed somebody. 43 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:29,000 And disabled a woman for life. Yeah. 44 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, and all the other stuff that went on and all the shenanigans and all that stuff that goes with professional wrestling. 45 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:45,000 So anyhow, I wanted to mention that. Just go to YouTube and look up the Vice Channel and put in like Dark Side of the Ring. 46 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:53,000 This is being released tonight and as a matter of fact, it's recording it right now and when we get done with this podcast, I'm going to go watch it. 47 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Because I'm like you, I grew up with Harley Race. I grew up with him fighting Ric Flair. Yeah. 48 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:05,000 And Bulldog Bob Brown and Hercules Hernandez. 49 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Okay. You know how Ric Flair ended up wearing that crown? 50 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Gorgeous Gary Royals. Yeah, he would come out with a crown and all that. 51 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Do you remember how he got that crown? 52 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Didn't he get it from Gorgeous Gary Royals, the promoter or whatever, the manager? 53 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:32,000 It was Harley Race. Oh, it was Harley Race. I didn't know that. Wow. 54 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Yes. Well, it was him, Jerry Lawler and Ric Flair. They passed that crown around. 55 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Oh wow. Okay, I didn't know that but I'm sure it's going to be on this one. 56 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:59,000 Yeah, it went from Harley Race to Ric Flair and then down to Jerry Lawler. 57 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:07,000 Yeah. Ric Flair, when he was battling Harley Race, he had the title predominantly but Race got him a couple of times. 58 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Harley Race was what, six time world champion or something? 59 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Oh, it was it. Yeah. It was an enormous amount. 60 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Them old wrestlers were the best. Oh, they were. Yeah. Yeah. 61 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:24,000 That's back when they weren't afraid to gouge a guy's eye. 62 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Oh, they weren't afraid to cut their own foreheads and wrists. They did it all the time. 63 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:38,000 I remember. Well, you hardly see blood anymore. No, I don't know. Once on occasion. 64 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Oh, they were saying, I think it might have been Hulk Hogan and then it was also another guy too. 65 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:51,000 Maybe it's like Bulldog Bob Brown. They had him on a local show. Oh, Bulldog. Yeah, he was known for it. 66 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Bob Geigel. Actually, it's Bulldog Bob Brown and Bob Geigel were talking about what they used to do. 67 00:06:56,000 --> 00:07:04,000 And one of them would whisper, hey, the match is getting kind of boring. That may grab a razor blade. Cut yourself. Got to be some blood. 68 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:09,000 That's when me and my dad used to watch seven o'clock Sunday mornings at the end of the city. 69 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Yep. Yep. All Star Wrestling was the name of it. All Star Wrestling. Yep. 70 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:24,000 It was at Memorial Hall. Yep. The same two old ladies just watching. Yeah, the two old ladies. 71 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:33,000 They were there for every match. They're like 80 or 90. Oh my God. Yeah, they were awesome. 72 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Yeah. Yeah. And then Bulldog Bob Brown. I got to meet him because he was a security guard at Harrah's. 73 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:46,000 I believe it was Harrah's before his death. And anyhow, you walk up there, huge guy. 74 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:52,000 And then you see his face. I go up there and I show my idea. I look out. Bulldog. 75 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:58,000 He goes, yeah, I get that a lot. And he goes, man, dude, I grew up on you. He goes, evidently. 76 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Dude, I would love to meet him. He goes, evidently, everybody watched that show. 77 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:08,000 I was like, yeah. I said, dude, you're always one of my favorite. He goes, well, thanks, man. 78 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:12,000 He goes, I appreciate it. I said something like I'm glad you're doing well. 79 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:16,000 And he goes, eh, something like it's a living or something. I don't know. 80 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:21,000 It's retirement, man. Yeah, that was his retirement. But he was a cool guy when I met him. 81 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:27,000 And I couldn't believe that was him. But he had such a distinct face. And also, he's a huge guy. 82 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:31,000 So you walk up there and you're already looking at him. Gosh, look at that guy. He should be a wrestler. 83 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:37,000 Oh, wait a minute. You know, well, I was saying I was a good football player. 84 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:41,000 I've always heard stories that he was a good. No, go ahead. 85 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Oh, I was just saying, I've always heard stories that he was a great guy. 86 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Well, my encounter with him, he couldn't have been nicer, couldn't have been friendlier. 87 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:59,000 I was really impressed with him because he didn't have to be nice. I mean, he was just like, you know, 88 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,000 he was just getting people's IDs and making sure they were old enough. 89 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:07,000 And if someone got stupid, he'd go over there and pick them up by the Scotty and throw them out, you know. 90 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,000 I think he could take probably anybody out of that place. 91 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:17,000 I heard through the grapevine that he did. He could and he did. 92 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Because there's a certain stigma that comes with a wrestler. 93 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:27,000 There's the people that don't believe it's, you know, that. And yeah, yeah, yeah, it is scripted. Yes. 94 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:32,000 It doesn't mean the guys are not tough. It does not mean that the guys aren't huge and cannot break your face. 95 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:40,000 So occasionally, yes, they are tough people, very tough people. 96 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:44,000 A lot of them end up on opiates because they hurt so bad. Right. 97 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:51,000 And anyhow, there's a few people have a couple of beers in them and they're going to take on that wrestler because it was a fake sport. 98 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:58,000 And of course, they ended up outside on their ass with their head spinning. 99 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:04,000 So, you know, but anyhow, watch that when you can. 100 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,000 It will probably be coming out in a week or two on YouTube. 101 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:12,000 I'm going to watch it tonight and I'll talk to you about it tomorrow night before the podcast. 102 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Sound like a plan? 103 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Sounds like a plan. 104 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,000 All right, Rob, you got anything you want to go into? 105 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:26,000 Yeah, I got one more here I'd like to get into. 106 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:31,000 All right. Well, I've been primarily talking on this one. I got to give you a little bit of time. I'm sorry. 107 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:38,000 No, actually, if you go back to wrestling, I've been talking quite a bit, too. 108 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Oh, OK. All right. I feel like I'm wanting to show some. 109 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:47,000 No, no, we were going off script quite a few times tonight. 110 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,000 Yeah. It's not like we have that set of a script. 111 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:53,000 But yeah, no, it's it's been a very fun episode. 112 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:58,000 So it's been very good. That's why we're going over. 113 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 It's like, man, this is going great. Let's just keep going. 114 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Yeah. OK. How about five celebrities who dated criminals? 115 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Oh, OK. 116 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:20,000 OK. The funny thing is most of the celebrities are criminals. 117 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,000 I would agree. They steal your money at the very least. 118 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:32,000 OK. First up, Carmen Lecter. 119 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Peretner suffered a brief tarnish when she married basketball player, your favorite, Dennis Rodman. 120 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:47,000 If anyone ever wants to see Dennis Rodman, go to Ocean Manor Hotel in Fort Lauderdale. 121 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 The owner knows him. 122 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 And Mark is telling you, you don't want to meet him. 123 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,000 You don't want to meet him. 124 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:58,000 And he was given this football player. I met Michael Urban there. He could have been nicer. 125 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:05,000 I guess the owner of that resort hotel or friends with football players and ex athletes. 126 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,000 And he goes in free stay because it creates a buzz. 127 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Like I'm talking about it right now. Right. But Dennis Rodman, I was not impressed with. 128 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:21,000 He he he was given this. Someone said he's a football player alignment for somebody. 129 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 I forgot. Huge guy. I didn't recognize him. 130 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000 But he Dennis Rodman is over there with a couple of girls. 131 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:30,000 He's like over there pointing at the guy and snickering. 132 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:35,000 And that guy got up. He walked over and he said, Dennis, come here. 133 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:41,000 He said something to Dennis and Dennis left with the girls. 134 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:47,000 So I think that was like a you better leave because I'm about ready to kick this shit out of you. 135 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:51,000 And he'd always walk around with these fancy cigars, but he never would smoke them. 136 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 He would leave them everywhere. 137 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:57,000 The next day I see what is all bit up on the end in an ashtray. 138 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:01,000 I see one on the ground and they're his cigars. They all had a white label. 139 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,000 And I'm not sure. I think they might have been an Ashton or something. 140 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:09,000 But he always went around there with a cigar in his mouth, but he never smoked it. 141 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:14,000 And then one time I was behind him and all of a sudden he stops. 142 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:20,000 And the little guy that walks him around, he's like really short, stands back. 143 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,000 And he just starts going, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 144 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,000 And everybody was listening to this guy. I'm like, what the fuck? 145 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,000 I just kept walking. I have no time for this. 146 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Anyhow, he doesn't impress me. I'm sorry I went off on a tangent. 147 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,000 You're fine. We've been doing it all night. 148 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Yeah. 149 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Okay. The rush between a left-hand Rodman characterized by domestic violence allegations 150 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:53,000 and restraining orders filed by both parties. 151 00:13:53,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Additionally, Rodman faced legal issues, including an arrest for suspicion of rioting 152 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:04,000 under the influence in Southern California. 153 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,000 Oh, real quick. All this allegedly... 154 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Go ahead, Rob. 155 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,000 And no, I'm talking about my stuff, not yours. 156 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Oh, okay. I was going to say what I'm saying. You can find on TV Overmind. 157 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,000 I was talking about me and I'm just covering my ass. 158 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Right, right, right. 159 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:35,000 Okay. Next up, we have Miss Robin Gibbons. 160 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Oh yeah. 161 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Mike Tyson is infamous for his violent temper and numerous run-ins by the law. 162 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:55,000 But yeah, he ended up during prison time over beating Robin Gibbons. 163 00:14:55,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Yeah, and didn't he... Desiree Washington? 164 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Domestic violence. 165 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,000 Sexual assault or something to Desiree Washington, maybe? 166 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000 No, this did not go into that. 167 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:15,000 This is about Robin. 168 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:19,000 Oh, okay. It's not going to say anything. Anyhow, I'm not for sure on that. 169 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000 I just remembered something about that. He did go to prison. 170 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Anyhow, go ahead. 171 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:29,000 The ones that were in relationships with criminals. 172 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:36,000 And here we got Mike Tyson coming out for our retirement. 173 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Okay, here we go. 174 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Sandra Bullock. 175 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Okay. 176 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Known for the movie Speed and all that. 177 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Uh huh. 178 00:15:53,000 --> 00:16:03,000 She was in a relationship with Jesse James, the motorcycle customizer and reality TV star, 179 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:14,000 whose company had violated a number of clean air laws, resulting in hefty fines. 180 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Okay. 181 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:26,000 James admitted to having affairs with multiple women, causing a public scandal, 182 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,000 and marking the end of their marriage. 183 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Oh wow. Okay. 184 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,000 So I guess his thing was the clean air laws. 185 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Well, I guess he went to jail for six years. He was accused of rape by Desiree Washington. 186 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,000 So, anyhow, go ahead. I just... 187 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,000 Okay, well this did not go into that. 188 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:50,000 No, it was just covering the Robin Gibbons aspect of it, and I get it. So, anyhow. 189 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Well, no, no. This was Sandra Bullock. 190 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:58,000 Oh, Sandra Bullock. I'm sorry. I was going back to what I looked up Mike Tyson. 191 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Anyhow, go ahead. I'm sorry. 192 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 Oh, you're going back Tyson? 193 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 Yeah, yeah. I looked it up, remember? 194 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Oh, I'm on Sandra Bullock and Jesse James. 195 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:14,000 No, I know that. I was just... I told everybody I was going to go to the internet, and I was just clarifying that. Anyhow, go ahead. 196 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,000 All right. All right. 197 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Well, I was done with Sandra Bullock and Jesse James. 198 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Oh yeah. 199 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,000 He got in trouble for clean air laws. That's it. 200 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 For what? Clean air laws? 201 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Yeah. 202 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000 What the hell did he do? 203 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:40,000 But I guess... I guess there was abuse and stuff in their relationship. 204 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:47,000 They called him the Vanilla Gorilla because of his penis size. Did you know that? 205 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000 No. 206 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Well, look it up. Allegedly. Anyhow, go ahead. 207 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:00,000 Okay, now you ain't going to believe this one. 208 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Okay. 209 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:10,000 That this person is on this list. These are people that relationships with criminals. 210 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Okay. 211 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Charlie Sheen. 212 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:20,000 Oh, I'm floored. Not really. 213 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Sheen faced media scrutiny for his high profile relationship with adult film star Ginger Lin. 214 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Oh my God. 215 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:39,000 He served four years in prison for tax evasion. 216 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Okay. Okay. I forgot they dated, but I didn't know she went to prison. 217 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:49,000 Dude. Yeah, I'm surprised he's on this list. 218 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:53,000 You would think it'd be the other way around that he was the one in trouble. 219 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 220 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Yeah. Wow. 221 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,000 Evidently, she did more time than he did. 222 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:03,000 Wow. You can't make this shit up. That's crazy. 223 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:08,000 No, no, no. Like I said, this is on TV, over mine. 224 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Yeah. Wow. Go ahead. This is good shit, Rob. 225 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Lastly, Whitney Houston married to Bobby Brown. Come on. 226 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:32,000 He was known for his abuse. Yeah. 227 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:41,000 Oh yeah. He allegedly is the one that got her on drugs. I don't know if that's true or not. 228 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:47,000 And then I read another article that suggested that the record company did it to control her. 229 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,000 Who knows what happened, but we know that Bobby Brown had a past. 230 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,000 And yes, it was a very checkered past. 231 00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Well, yeah. Yeah. He spent time in and out of jail. 232 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Not to be confused with the Bobby Brown chick that dated Jane Elaine from Warrant. 233 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:11,000 Right. Married him. Married him, maybe, I think. Yeah. 234 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:16,000 And I think they're both spelt the same way. B-O-B-B-I, Brown. 235 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,000 No, his was B-O-B-B-Y. 236 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:25,000 Oh, okay. So that's how you tell the difference between the two is the other Bobby is an I. 237 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000 He wrote it up where he used to. 238 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Yeah. Yeah, that's true. What a waste, though. Boy, that girl had a golden voice. So, wow. 239 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Well, that was really good, Rob. Real good. 240 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 I think you like that one. 241 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:51,000 I love that one. I like it when you come up with stuff like this out of your ass. It's fucking great. 242 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:59,000 I mean, this is stuff that I had no clue of and it catches me off guard all the time. It's great. 243 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Oh, that's all right. Wait till tomorrow night. 244 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 Oh, awesome. 245 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,000 I have an American songwriter for you. 246 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 Oh, cool. Well, I've got... 247 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000 Yes, I do. 248 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:18,000 I've got Gen Alpha slang terms that have nothing to do with the Millennials or us or the Boomers. 249 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:28,000 This is their own language that they use amongst themselves that they take pride in. We mostly don't know. 250 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:38,000 Oh, cool. Well, while we're at it tomorrow night, why don't we hit our top five pick of people that either wax? 251 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:42,000 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got mine right here. You have yours. 252 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000 I've been dying to get to it all night. 253 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,000 I got some people too, dude. I'm very proud of you. 254 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 It's too late now. Let's get to it tomorrow night. 255 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:54,000 We'll do it tomorrow night. We got to... Yeah. And I'm also... 256 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Yeah, dude. We're coming up on... 257 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:07,000 And then the following podcast next Saturday, we might get into the hairy asshole Olympics again and try to round that out for a little bit. 258 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Hello? 259 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,000 I do not know what just happened. 260 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,000 All of that was on air. It's going to be part of the podcast. 261 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:21,000 I went, Rob, Rob? And then all of a sudden it starts going, did it it? You're calling. 262 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000 Oh, good. Cool. 263 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,000 No, I don't know what the hell happened. 264 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,000 I don't know either. I guess that means it's time to go, right? 265 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Yeah, I was talking and somebody said it's time to go to bed or something. 266 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:43,000 I guess so. Yeah, well, you got to get up in the morning. It's after 930. So anyhow, thank you, Rob. Let's go ahead and call it a night. That sound good? 267 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 You just want to leave it at that? 268 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:49,000 I guess. Why, you got something else or...? 269 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,000 No, no, no. I don't know if you want to say good night or everybody here. 270 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,000 Oh, no, no, no. I was playing on doing that. Oh, hi, Opal. 271 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Hi, Opal. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Jimmy. 272 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:04,000 I hope you guys dodged the bad weather there last night. 273 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:13,000 No, actually it wasn't out there. Last night it was southern Missouri that got rocked on in Arkansas and central Missouri. 274 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Actually, there is a tornado just north of you. 275 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Yeah, it was down around us and a little further south. 276 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:28,000 There was one just north of you for quite a while that was on the ground. They didn't say anything about damage. 277 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,000 Do you get some pretty bad storms there? 278 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:37,000 We had a lot of wind and rain. That was it. 279 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 That's what we got here too? 280 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:43,000 And the temperatures just steadily dropped all day. 281 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Yeah, I wore shorts that day and by that evening when the cold front came through I regretted wearing them. 282 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:54,000 I was like, oh, shit. I should have seen this coming. 283 00:23:54,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Anyhow, we were supposed to get bad weather here. We were under a tornado watch for several hours. 284 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,000 They were predicting all this weather, hail, stones and all this stuff. 285 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:11,000 We got about two claps of thunder and some heavy rain and that was about it. 286 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Yeah, we had some lightning and we had some heavy rain coming through. 287 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Before I went to bed. 288 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:27,000 I'm not complaining about that. I'm glad we didn't have severe weather because that sucks. 289 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:32,000 And also the insurance claims that we pay for. 290 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Anyhow, alright, everybody have a great night. Thank you for listening. Good night, assholes. 291 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,000 Good night, assholes. 292 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,000 Want a pizza with no skin off your back? 293 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000 How about John Wayne Casey's pizza? 294 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Dad, this guy taking our order gives me the creeps. I'm such a weirdo. 295 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,000 My breakfast pizza has some odd looking sausage. 296 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 Hey! 297 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:04,000 This is a baggage pizza. Get a free body bag with any large combo. 298 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:14,000 Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes and... 299 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Hey! Who took a dump in the cooler? 300 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 301 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:36,000 So, if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts into the water, is my water then watered down? 302 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,000 Hm. I may never know. 303 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:50,000 Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte, remember to not get your genitals caught in the grinder. 304 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,000 It really hurts. Who can afford plastic surgery? 305 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000 Stay safe, everyone. 306 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:08,000 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 307 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Garlic mustard could and should be a go-to food during an apocalypse. 308 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:18,000 Garlic mustard is plentiful everywhere. It is actually an invasive weed. 309 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:25,000 But it can be very delicious and easily taken from about any pasture. 310 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Garlic mustard can be stewed or even pan-fried for delicious taste. 311 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:37,000 It can also be added to other ingredients, whether it's a salad or any other type of food to enhance it. 312 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,000 Garlic mustard should be a go-to staple during the apocalypse. 313 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Coming up... 314 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,000 A blast from the past. 315 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:51,000 This is where we take old shows and incorporate them into new shows. 316 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,000 Because you fucks refuse to go get it. 317 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,000 Christopher, you know our elaborate prank section, right? 318 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000 Mm-hmm. 319 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000 Okay, well, I've got one for you. I never told you about Babel Snatch, have I? 320 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 Uh, no. 321 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,000 Okay, even if I did, just say I didn't know that. 322 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 He knows nothing about Babel Snatch. 323 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Yeah, I think I remember a name like Babel Snatch. 324 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Okay. 325 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000 So... 326 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Well, Babel Snatch, this is back in the 80s, probably mid-80s, best guess. 327 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Could have been 87 at the latest, but anyhow. 328 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Yeah, I used to go to the 7-Eleven in Belvedere, which isn't there now. 329 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:29,000 It was knocked down and then replaced way later by a quick trip. 330 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:36,000 But anyhow, I used to go in there all the time and, you know, go in there and buy sodas and shit and whatever, you know. 331 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Rolling papers for my friends, not for me. 332 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000 And anyhow, you know, just shit like that. 333 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,000 So, anyhow, there's this guy in there. 334 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:51,000 He, I don't know, you know, I think he hated long hairs or something, but hey, I noticed he was nice to everybody but me. 335 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:57,000 Like, I'd be like third in line and, hey, how you know, the first guy, hey, Mr. Jones, how you doing? 336 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,000 Oh, man, yeah, nice weather. 337 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Hey, how's the kid, you know, next person. 338 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Hi, Loretta, how you doing? 339 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,000 Oh, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, everything's going good, man. 340 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 I got the old Taurus running really good. 341 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Yeah, yeah, come by, man. 342 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000 The old Taurus. 343 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,000 Yeah, you know. 344 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,000 I come up there, 142. 345 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 So how you doing? 346 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 142. 347 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Okay, here you go. 348 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000 And I'm like, what the hell? 349 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 How come this guy hates me? 350 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:31,000 And every time I go in there, nicest pie to everybody but me, it's like, just like, I'd be 249. 351 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,000 So, weather's pretty nice out there. 352 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Thanks, bye. 353 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 Motherfucker. 354 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:41,000 So he did this so many times and he just never talked to me. 355 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 He wouldn't even like hardly look at me, you know. 356 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,000 Nice. 357 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 And I never did nothing to this fucker that I know of. 358 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:53,000 You know, maybe someone said something like this guy said, you know, that you're a dick or maybe someone's screwing him like, 359 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 hey, man, he thinks you got a nice ass. 360 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000 Who knows? 361 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,000 Whatever the fucking deal was, the guy was just a complete tool bag to me constantly. 362 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 So I was like, hi, bitch. 363 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 So I go home and I think about it, I'm like, okay. 364 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:09,000 So I start calling up and I go, hey, you got any Babel snatch gum? 365 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000 What? 366 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000 Babel snatch. 367 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:16,000 I mean, everybody, I mean, I bought it from there a couple of weeks ago. 368 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Stuff is fucking awesome, man. 369 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,000 I'll tell you what, man, you know, talk to your manager about it. 370 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 Is this like a breath freshening gum? 371 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000 I don't, you know. 372 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Maybe a bubble gum? 373 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,000 I just came up with it and anyhow, the guy, he bent on it, you know. 374 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,000 He was like, oh, yeah, I'll check on it for you. 375 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000 Hey, thanks, man. 376 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000 I appreciate it. 377 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 So anyhow, so I called back a little bit later. 378 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,000 Yeah, someone called earlier, you know, and anyhow, I'm sure we have it here somewhere, 379 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,000 but, you know, I'll talk to my manager about it tonight and we'll see what we can do. 380 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,000 So anyhow, I have a couple other people call it about Babel snatch gum and, you know, 381 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000 and they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, we're working on getting it in. 382 00:29:54,000 --> 00:30:00,000 Okay, you know, the regional manager, we called him and he said that he was going to work on getting it in here. 383 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,000 And I go, well, you know, I bought it the other day and it's just so good. 384 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,000 And they believe me. 385 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:09,000 I go, man, this gum is just so great tasting and he's like, it's Babel snatch, right? 386 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Yeah, Babel snatch. 387 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000 That's the name of it. 388 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000 Okay. 389 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000 All right. 390 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:18,000 I would have loved to listen into the conversation when he's asking the regional manager about Babel snatch. 391 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000 Oh, yeah. 392 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:25,000 So, you know, anyhow, I called down there the next day and I go, hey, man, you know, you got that Babel snatch gum. 393 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 You know, the guy's like, oh, hang on, hang on. 394 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000 I think it's in. 395 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000 We just had a load. Hang on. 396 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,000 So anyhow, so the guy's like, you know, and this is the guy I hated, the Paul guy. 397 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 So anyhow, he's like, yeah, hang on a second. 398 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,000 So I hear him like, yeah, I'm going to go to the back there and it's in one of the boxes. 399 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 I said it was coming in today. 400 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000 So all right. 401 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000 No big deal. 402 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,000 So I hear him go back. 403 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,000 I hear some rustling and a couple of people come in and then he stops. 404 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,000 He goes up there. 405 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 Oh, yeah, it'd be 1242. 406 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,000 Okay. 407 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Thank you. 408 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000 Have a good day. 409 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,000 And then he helps someone else. 410 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000 I hear him go back again. 411 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000 I hear him rustling through some more boxes. 412 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 Meanwhile, I'm laughing my ass off. 413 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:03,000 And anyhow, this guy, he like for like 20 minutes is looking for Babel Snatch gum. 414 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:10,000 So anyhow, so like finally, like a half hour later, he comes back. 415 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,000 He goes, man, he goes, look, I know we're going to have it in by the end of the day. 416 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,000 I talked to my manager. 417 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000 Okay. 418 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000 All right, man. 419 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,000 All right. 420 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000 I'll come in at night and I'll get some gum and save some for me, man. 421 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000 Okay. 422 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000 My name's Billy. 423 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,000 I'll be in. 424 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,000 Okay. 425 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Okay. 426 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,000 All right. 427 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,000 I'll save you some Babel Snatch gum. 428 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,000 So a couple of hours later, I call up and I talked to the manager. 429 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,000 The manager's like, yeah, yeah, I ordered some a couple of days ago and it should be 430 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000 in. 431 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000 If it's not in right now, it's going to be in by the end of the day. 432 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000 I guarantee you. 433 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,000 So I don't know how the hell they ordered it because there was no such thing as Babel 434 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,000 Snatch gum. 435 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:46,000 I made this shut up and all of a sudden, I mean, everybody wanted this fucking Babel 436 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,000 Snatch gum and it never did exist. 437 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Matter of fact, this prank got so good to where I ended up. 438 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,000 This is, you know, in the eighties before digital cameras even, let alone, you know, 439 00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:01,000 there are phone cameras and all the, you know, Photoshop and everything. 440 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:07,000 No, we had to like cut stuff out of wrappers and stuff and make a fake Babel Snatch gum 441 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:12,000 and take an old fashioned, like a Polaroid type of picture. 442 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000 I forgot what it was. 443 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 It could have been one of those little box cameras back then. 444 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 Probably the only thing I could afford, you know. 445 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:22,000 Anyway, we actually took a picture of the Babel Snatch gum and a guy went in there. 446 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 He goes, Hey man, I need this. 447 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 The guy's like, I know, I know, I know, man. 448 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,000 We're working on getting it in. 449 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,000 It's hard to get, man. 450 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000 Everybody wants this Babel Snatch gum. 451 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,000 So anyhow, I guess the whole moral of the story is, is don't be a dick to me because 452 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 then I'll do something like that. 453 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,000 And even now to this day, I'll have a couple of people on my friends list every now and 454 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000 they'd like send me a little message. 455 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 They'll go, Babel Snatch. 456 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 I'm like, ah, ha, ha. 457 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:50,000 Remember one time I was like working up in fucking New York or something and all of a 458 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,000 sudden I get a ding and like I'm on top of this fucking skyscraper they're putting in 459 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,000 glass and I look down and it says Babel Snatch. 460 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,000 I'm like, fuck. 461 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:07,000 I'm up there dying in this glass about ready to fall and kill a hundred people. 462 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:11,000 They recover your body and they look at your phone and the last text you received said 463 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Babel Snatch. 464 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,000 We better look into this. 465 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 By some guy named Dirtbag. 466 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:27,000 So anyhow, that is my elaborate prank section of this unless we throw some more in there. 467 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 But anyhow, Babel Snatch. 468 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 Never forget it. 469 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:35,000 This name lives on. 470 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Well, you know, I got a, I got a neat little story here about a little prank that me and 471 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000 Davey, my friend that I refer to often. 472 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,000 Oh, yes. 473 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 Played the old Bannister ball. 474 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000 Remember that? 475 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Oh yeah. 476 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,000 Boy, that was a, that was an area for a lot of fucking fun. 477 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000 We used to get away with murder at that place. 478 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 We've done the stupidest shit. 479 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:59,000 Well, there's a security guard, little short little fucker, kind of little dumpy little 480 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,000 guy named Sam and he hated us long hair. 481 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000 We were in there getting all the chicks and he didn't fucking like it. 482 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:10,000 Sam used to always try to get me kicked out and Davey too, but more me. 483 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 He really hated me for some reason. 484 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,000 So he always screw with me. 485 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:20,000 He got me kicked out for about two weeks and we went to court and then the judge said you 486 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000 can't kick him out. 487 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,000 It's a public mall. 488 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000 So, yeah. 489 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:30,000 So anyhow, you know, one of the biggest ways to sell the hoax is to, we found this out 490 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,000 was to have a setup guy that no one knew. 491 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,000 Just a guy to confirm what you're saying. 492 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 493 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,000 I did see that monkey over there. 494 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Yeah. 495 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,000 The guy I saw was on top of that building and he was throwing shit at somebody. 496 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,000 The random witness you see disappears. 497 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000 Yes. 498 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Yes. 499 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:55,000 So this guy, okay, this is Bannister Mall, early 1980s. 500 00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:01,000 Me and my good buddy Davey were hanging out and we were crazy long hairs that the average 501 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:07,000 teen would follow because we're long hairs and we're kind of like the Pied Piper of teens. 502 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:12,000 People used to look at us and go, well, there's the party, let's just follow them around until 503 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000 they go to it. 504 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,000 I've done that? 505 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 Yeah, they used to do it all the time. 506 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,000 We'd be like, where are you guys going, Cleveland, Ohio? 507 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000 No, Missouri. 508 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,000 That guy looks like he might have beer. 509 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 510 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:28,000 So they'd just start following us and that's just the way we were and then we'd all introduce 511 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:33,000 the day, hey, I'm so and so, I'm so and so, you know, and we'd have a good time, Cleveland 512 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000 Lake or something. 513 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000 Yep. 514 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,000 And then we'd be like, you know, slamming beers, doing stupid shit. 515 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:43,000 So Davey and I had certain buddies that would walk up and hear the bullshit that was you 516 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 in and then help seal the deal. 517 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 They'd sell it completely. 518 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:52,000 One guy that walked around to help us was a punker named Jason. 519 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Jason was really cool because he looked like the type of guy that wouldn't like us. 520 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:03,000 But we got to talking to him and we saw eye to eye on everything except music. 521 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Everything else, we were the same, you know, fuck society, fuck the average guy, fuck this, 522 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,000 fuck that, you know. 523 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,000 But when it came to music, you know, we're like fucking listening to Motley Crue, which 524 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:20,000 you're like, yeah, and he was listening to, I don't know, the Ramones or, you know, or 525 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000 even deeper than that, you know, Doug Kennedys, the Germs. 526 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000 Television. 527 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,000 Yeah, yeah, he was a real punker. 528 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 The Boy Doids. 529 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000 Yeah. 530 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 He had an orange Mohawk. 531 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,000 Sweet. 532 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000 Or a black spiked leather. 533 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,000 And Doc Martens. 534 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,000 So, I mean, you know, you got the guy, right? 535 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 You know who I'm talking about. 536 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 So, great guy though. 537 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 I'd love to know what happened to him. 538 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:54,000 So, Jason, if you happen to hear this abortion, please, oh, I guess that's a bad word now, 539 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000 isn't it? 540 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:56,000 Oh. 541 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,000 This atrocity. 542 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000 There we go. 543 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:03,000 If you happen to hear this horrible atrocity, then, you know, hey, send us an email. 544 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,000 Yeah. 545 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 And I forgot what the valid email is. 546 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,000 We put so many bullshit ones out there. 547 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 We can't remember our real place. 548 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000 No. 549 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,000 There is a valid one and I can't remember what the hell it is. 550 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,000 We also have an actual real phone number. 551 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000 Hell if I know that one either. 552 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000 Yeah, so I can't even remember the real one. 553 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000 There we go. 554 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000 So. 555 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Show prep. 556 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000 Yeah. 557 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:34,000 Here I was talking about show prep and making a big deal out of it and I can't even remember 558 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000 our email. 559 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:41,000 So, anyhow, meanwhile, there's this one security guard named Sam that I kind of alluded to 560 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 or actually went into a little bit. 561 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000 Sam was a jealous little pussy bitch. 562 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:50,000 He constantly tried to get me kicked out and barred from all, and like I said earlier, 563 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,000 he did for a while, for a couple of weeks, and we went to court. 564 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,000 I got back in, which really fumed his ass. 565 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Because every time I seen him, I was like overzealous about him. 566 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000 Hi, Sam. 567 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000 How are you? 568 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,000 You came over for dinner tonight, little guy? 569 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,000 A little tiny bit of authority and it was gone. 570 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:11,000 You look cute today. 571 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000 I beeped his nose one time. 572 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,000 He came out with unglued. 573 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:21,000 So, you know, me and David used to play moon tricks on Sam Costin. 574 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Sounds like he deserved it. 575 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Oh, he did, you know. 576 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:29,000 So, we quickly went to Jason to be the casual guy walking by to sell it. 577 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:33,000 So, Jason's over in the corner where the movie theaters upstairs used to be 578 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000 because then they went downstairs for a while and then they disappeared. 579 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,000 Oh, yeah. 580 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,000 Yeah, they used to be upstairs, mid upstairs. 581 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,000 So, I think right across from food court maybe, if I remember correctly. 582 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,000 Now in my mind, I'm getting a bit confused with Ward Parkway 583 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,000 because their movie theaters shifted around a bit too. 584 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,000 Okay, well anyhow, this is when they were upstairs 585 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,000 because I remember that part well because people are coming in to go to movies 586 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 and we're screwing with them. 587 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,000 So, David and I set this one up perfectly. 588 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:10,000 We had a buddy that he won a backstage pass to Great White. 589 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,000 Oh, remember them? 590 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,000 It's a video shoot, okay, as an extra. 591 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000 Oh, that'd be cool. 592 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,000 Yeah. 593 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:21,000 And he was in it, I don't know if it was once bit or something else, but he was in it. 594 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,000 And on the back was stamped used. 595 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:28,000 But on the front, it had an MTV logo. 596 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,000 It didn't have a specific band. 597 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 It didn't say Great White. 598 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,000 It just said extra for MTV video shoot. 599 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:40,000 And I remember really well it was green with an orange MTV on it with their famous logo. 600 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:45,000 It was really cool looking and it was like made with some sort of a 601 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:51,000 really thick paper and it was engraved, I guess. 602 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000 Oh, yeah. 603 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000 Yeah, it was raised. 604 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,000 It felt great. 605 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,000 It felt like the seal of something. 606 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000 Embossed paper, raised printing. 607 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 Raised printing, whatever. 608 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 It makes it a lot harder to counterfeit. 609 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Plus, it makes it look cool. 610 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 So our friend agreed to let us borrow this for a little while. 611 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,000 We got it back to him, like we said, and all that reading. 612 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 We didn't tear it up or steal it or nothing. 613 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000 So, David started waving the card in the air and making fun of me 614 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:16,000 because he got this and I didn't. 615 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:21,000 He was like, hey, I'm going to be on this whatever. 616 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Video? 617 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Yeah. 618 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,000 So he's waving around going, I'm going to be on the video and you're not 619 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,000 because you're too stupid and you couldn't win and all this stuff. 620 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:37,000 So this magical card was supposed to be a freebie to be an extra on the set of MTV. 621 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000 This is what we set it up to be, right? 622 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:44,000 A list of hundreds of bands, the secret MTV guy walking around, 623 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,000 he was walking around the mall and this was going to be Sam eventually. 624 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000 So the secret MTV guy that has these free magical passes was Sam, 625 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 only he didn't know it. 626 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:59,000 So David's like, da-da-da, and I'm like, fucking asshole. 627 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000 All this stuff. 628 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,000 So automatically, see people getting ready to walk in, right? 629 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Getting ready to go to movies. 630 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Just like magnetic. 631 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000 They're just staring at us. 632 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 And David's like, da-da-da, and all this stuff. 633 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 I'm like, man, that sucks, man. 634 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000 You get to go and I don't. 635 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:20,000 So David is waving this around, making fun of me, and Jason will walk by. 636 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:24,000 They go, yeah, I fucking 112, I threw it at him because there's no punk bands on it. 637 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000 Fuck that. 638 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000 I don't want to go. 639 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,000 So all of a sudden, those kids are fucking coming over. 640 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000 What was this? 641 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000 So. 642 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000 That's so clever. 643 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Oh, yeah. 644 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000 We set it up perfect. 645 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:46,000 So the reason that we picked Sam to do this on that day was because we had the card for a couple of days. 646 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,000 He was wearing plain clothes. 647 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:55,000 And I guess he thought he was going to catch sock lifters or something not wearing his little fucking bitch outfit that he normally wore. 648 00:41:55,000 --> 00:42:01,000 So Jason, instead of us, goes, yeah, that fucking little douche right there is the one. 649 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000 That's the secret MTV guy. 650 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000 We didn't even say it. 651 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000 He did it. 652 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,000 It sold it even more. 653 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Yeah. 654 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:12,000 Because all these teens are like, you know, fucking their heads spun around and they're staring at them. 655 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:18,000 So Jason said, yeah, he goes, yeah, I bit him on the ear to get one. 656 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:22,000 So the story was, was this. 657 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,000 It's getting better and better. 658 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:28,000 The more outrageous you were, the more likely you were to get a free pass. 659 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000 It was perfect. 660 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Yeah, so automatically he had like 50 teens jumping in front of him, fucking biting his ear, kicking him in the ass. 661 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,000 One guy was clucking like a chicken in a space. 662 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000 Another guy's like, look, look, look, look, I'm a bird. 663 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,000 Some guy fucking jumped off to one side. 664 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:53,000 Another guy ripped off one of the trees and hit him with a switch. 665 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,000 And Sam was just fucking freaking out, man. 666 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000 What the fuck? 667 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000 And they're like, we want a pass. 668 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000 We want a pass. 669 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000 What pass? 670 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,000 This probably went on for fucking 25 minutes. 671 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000 He was losing his mind. 672 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Yes, he was. 673 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000 He didn't know what was going on. 674 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,000 What planet did I wake up on? 675 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000 He'd get 10 teens away from him, right? 676 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,000 And then you have 10 more teens attacking. 677 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000 So we leave. 678 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000 We let this go on and let it go downhill. 679 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,000 And those teens told another one, get the pass from that fucker. 680 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000 He didn't give us anything. 681 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:28,000 So this just kept rolling on and rolling on and rolling on. 682 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 So we come back a couple of hours later. 683 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000 We went to, oh, no, I know what we did. 684 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000 We went to Andy's Santa Fe and had a burrito. 685 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000 I remember that. 686 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,000 And we weren't even old enough to drink, but we still did 687 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000 because they never carted there. 688 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:44,000 We both had margaritas or a fucking laugh and had our feet on the table and shit. 689 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,000 Davey had fucking flip flops on so they eventually got mad and kicked us out 690 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 because you could see his toenails hanging out. 691 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000 People didn't like that. 692 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,000 So, yeah, we get back in. 693 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,000 And also we see Sam coming by all the shovels. 694 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000 By this time, everything was gone. 695 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000 It was all said and done. 696 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:06,000 I go, hey, Sam, do you want to know where all that came from? 697 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000 Us. 698 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000 Davey pulled out the cart and said, see this? 699 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000 I go, yeah, you just been had, bitch. 700 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000 Oh, he was fucking furious. 701 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000 He turned right then. 702 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000 You motherfucker, I'm going to get you out of here. 703 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000 I'm going to get you guys kicked out for good. 704 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000 I go, what for? 705 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,000 I didn't do anything against them all. 706 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,000 We didn't get kicked out. 707 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:29,000 That was one of the best fucking breaks we ever played. 708 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000 It was brilliant. 709 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 And I just thought about it the other day. 710 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000 I'm like, my God. 711 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:39,000 There are some other ones I got to remember that we did to them too. 712 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,000 And then I got another one. 713 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000 You listen to the solo cast, right? 714 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,000 I'm going to tell the story about the nutbiter. 715 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000 Oh, yes. 716 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Oh, gosh. 717 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,000 When I was with that band, I wasn't drinking. 718 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:58,000 So when we played drinking games, I'd have to drink this water, 719 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 which is not really much of a game, 720 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000 because half the game is watching everyone get drunk, 721 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000 and they have to take a drink or whatever. 722 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,000 It gives you a one-up, though. 723 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,000 You see stupid shit happening, 724 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,000 and other people don't identify with it because they're smashed. 725 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:14,000 But then again, it'd be fun or smash because you'd be like, ah. 726 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,000 Well, they came up with a variation for me. 727 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Instead of drinking alcohol, I was drinking water. 728 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:23,000 They made the exception is I could not get up. 729 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,000 I couldn't leave the circle to go pee. 730 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000 Everyone else could. 731 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,000 But since I wasn't getting hammered on water, 732 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,000 then my punishment was I couldn't pee. 733 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000 That's a pretty... 734 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,000 Yeah. 735 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000 That lasted for a while. 736 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:41,000 And then I was like, OK, I voluntarily lose or quit, whatever, 737 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,000 because I got to go pee right now. 738 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000 Like that? 739 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:51,000 Some of those drinking games went on way too long. 740 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,000 And by the time we got back to the club to play that night, 741 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,000 some of us were still a little hammered. 742 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,000 A little residual leftover glaze. 743 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000 They never done that. 744 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000 And then you got the choice. 745 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:09,000 If you're that person, you start the gig off and you're kind of wasted, 746 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000 do you just keep it going throughout the gig, 747 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,000 or do you let yourself come down during the gig? 748 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000 By the fourth set, you're like, 749 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,000 I hate life. Let me go. 750 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,000 I was talking to a guy at work similar to that. 751 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:28,000 When I was younger, I used to have to decide, 752 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,000 because we were out late one night having some beers and stuff, 753 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:35,000 and I ended up leaving that place like 2.30 or something, 754 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000 which is rare for me. 755 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:40,000 Obviously, I've been asleep a long time. 756 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,000 And a couple days later, I'm talking to him. 757 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000 When I was younger, I used to have that one moment 758 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,000 where I had to stop for a second at what I was doing 759 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,000 and go, all right, I've got to get to work in four hours. 760 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:56,000 Do I want to just ride this out, hurry it, 761 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,000 and try to sober up the last couple hours and go to work? 762 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Or do I want to shut this fucking thing down, 763 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,000 get four hours of sleep and then go in there and go to work? 764 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,000 And usually, usually it was like, I'm just going to ride this thing through 765 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000 and I'll sleep tomorrow, which I never did, 766 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,000 because then all of a sudden a bunch of people show up. 767 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,000 And anyhow, they're like, hey, come on, man, get in the car. 768 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 We're going to go over to so-and-so's. 769 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,000 And I'll be like, oh, yeah. 770 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:26,000 And usually it takes me three or four days to catch up, 771 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000 and then I get up usually on Tuesday night. 772 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,000 But it seems like that would be the wiser choice, 773 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,000 is to stay awake and ride it out. 774 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000 When I was in that situation... 775 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Yeah, because you feel like shit. 776 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,000 You're going to be sleeping for hours or two and a half hours sleep 777 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,000 because you're forcing yourself to sleep, but you still want to party. 778 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000 You get a little bit of bad sleep, bad quality sleep. 779 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,000 When you wake up, your body is finally to the point where it wants to sleep, 780 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000 but now you have to wake up. 781 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,000 Yeah, when you get in that really deep sleep, you wake up. 782 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,000 And then what's even worse is while you're asleep, 783 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:06,000 you can't monitor your symptoms and take steps to counteract. 784 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,000 Like, if you're dead asleep because you're half-wasted... 785 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000 No, you wake up where you're at. 786 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000 Yeah, I mean, you may be so sick to your stomach 787 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,000 that normally you'd wake up and do something about it, 788 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,000 but you're sleeping so hard in those couple three hours 789 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000 that it just sits there and gets worse and worse. 790 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000 By the time you wake up, you feel like total shit. 791 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Whereas if you stayed awake, you could treat those symptoms as they came up. 792 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,000 You'd be more tired, but after the end of a couple hours, you're like, 793 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000 okay, I got my nausea under control. 794 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,000 I got myself hydrated. I got some drops in my eyes. 795 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:42,000 It usually worked out better because you had that time to start treating yourself. 796 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000 Yeah. 797 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:48,000 I would run into that not necessarily because I was wasted, 798 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 but just because I was tired. 799 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Some of those out-of-town gigs, I'd work all day Friday, 800 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:58,000 drive out to some hour and a half out of town, set up, play, tear down, 801 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:03,000 and then I'd have to drive back to KC and get a little bit of sleep 802 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,000 and go work Saturday because I worked a lot of Saturdays. 803 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,000 Then when I was done with work, I'd have to load up, 804 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:12,000 drive back to that little town where everybody else still was, 805 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,000 and go play the second night. 806 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:18,000 It was like, ugh, this sucks so hard. 807 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,000 See, that's when I should have been free-basing Coke or something. 808 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000 That's when I needed all that energy, 809 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,000 but there I was trying to exist on coffee and cigarettes. 810 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,000 I just wouldn't have gotten it. 811 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,000 Oh, no. 812 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000 Looks like the show's over, kids. 813 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:37,000 Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic. 814 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000 Fear not, assholes. 815 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:56,000 They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.