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This is Two Douchebags and a Microphone.

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I am Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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So Rob, there are a lot of different stories I want to get to, some interesting ones and

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some that I don't know, you know what, I'll just go into one of them right now.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I got mine too.

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Okay.

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A Southern California police department has been handcuffed by Legos after the toy company

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asked the agency to stop adding Lego heads to the cover of faces of suspects in images

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it shares on social media.

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The Moretti, the Moretta, Moretta, I think it's Pound, is that an L or, you know what,

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I need my damn glasses.

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I'm just going to call it Moretta.

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The Morettta police department has been using long Lego heads as emojis to cover people's

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faces in posts on social sites since at least early 2023.

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But the altered photos went viral last week after the department posted a statement about

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its policy prompting several news articles and later the request from Lego.

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Why the covered faces?

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The department wrote March 18th on an Instagram post that featured five people in a lineup,

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their faces covered by Lego heads with varying expressions.

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The post went on to reference a California law that took effect January 1st, limiting

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departments in sharing mugshots on social media.

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The Morettta police department prides itself in its transparency with a community but also

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honors everyone's rights and protections as afforded by law, even suspects, the department

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wrote.

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So I guess Lego, I could go on, but I was intrigued by this story because I guess Lego,

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I kind of, you know, rarely do I kind of take the company's stance on something like this.

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Usually I think it's frivolous, but I actually think I see their point.

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This is a children's game and you're putting their heads on criminals.

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You see what they're saying?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Here's what come to my mind.

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Okay.

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If they're criminals, why hide their face?

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Let everybody know who the hell they are.

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That's my opinion.

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Yes.

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Yeah, that's kind of what I was, that wasn't exactly what I said, but I agree with that

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100% Rob.

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Yeah.

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I'm just pointing blank.

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No, me too.

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Now the lineup thing I have a problem with because you have people in there that didn't

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do it.

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If one person did it and you have five people there, you've got four people that didn't

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do it and you're showing their face on there and it's easily for someone, maybe take out

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a vendetta like, Hey, I knew that guy, that that guy did that too.

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And they get the wrong person or you go for a job interview and they go, I saw this guy

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somewhere.

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Then they see his face up there.

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Online.

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Online.

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I agree with that.

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I agree with that part.

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But if they are the criminals, show your damn face.

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The criminals I'm fine with.

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The criminals I'm fine with.

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But no, you're right.

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The ones that are just in the lineup that aren't actual criminal.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah, no, no.

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And also another thing is, is we do live in a society that is supposedly innocent until

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proven guilty.

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So on that, I think I would have to, I think I would have to, uh, judge on the side of

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the people's rights again, because you could have, it's been happened many times, many,

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many times all the time.

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People that are innocent get accused of something they did not do.

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So, um, you know, I could understand them not wanting to have their picture on there

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either.

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So, yeah.

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Right, right, right.

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Yeah, I get it.

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So anyhow, that story kind of intrigued me and I kind of wanted to run it by you, Rob,

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and see what you thought.

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I think we're pretty much on the same page.

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Yeah, we are.

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We are.

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And then I got another little story here I want, I want your opinion on.

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The NFL season opening game featuring the Philadelphia Eagles will not be shown live on national

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television for the first time.

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Oh, we know.

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With Peacock exclusively streaming the game from their platforms.

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The season opener on September 6th will feature the Eagles with their opponents not yet announced.

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In the first ever game to be played in Brazil, it has been one of the many shock announcements

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made by the NFL this week, including the hip drop tackle change.

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That wasn't a shock.

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We knew they were going to change that.

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So I don't know what this article is talking about.

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And the kickoff rule was a shock.

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But the hip drop tackle, you knew they were going to outlaw that because that was injured

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to you.

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Right, right, right.

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And I agree with it.

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This greedy shit coming from the NFL, I do not agree with it.

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Yeah, they're, yeah, they're getting away from mainstream TV.

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They want to get streaming.

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Not everybody streams.

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Some people have local TV still.

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Exactly.

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And what it's doing is making people have to purchase it.

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And some people can't afford it.

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Yeah.

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And luckily I happen to subscribe to Peacock.

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So I'm already on that.

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But those of you that don't, I mean, you know, you gotta spend on top of what other everything

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else you're already streaming pay for.

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You have to pay another six bucks a month to get to Peacock.

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And I understand.

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I understand that.

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I'll go a step further, Rob.

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If I didn't get Peacock already, which I do, if I didn't get it already, I would not order

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just out of principle.

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I would want to see that game.

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Of course.

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I love football, but I will not do it out of principle.

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I'd be like, no, you guys want to get that greedy?

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I'm not going to be a part of it.

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Fuck you guys.

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You know, you're already getting on the ad.

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You can always order it and delete it.

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Yeah, that's true.

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You get a 30 day free trial.

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You get the free trial.

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I suggest everybody do that.

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Get the free trial, then delete it the day after.

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Get the free trial, then delete it, then maybe they'll learn.

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Yeah, maybe.

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Because, okay, I'm down here in the middle of sticks.

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I don't get local TV.

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But I know for a fact you do up there and you can watch the Chiefs games.

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You're in their hometown.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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But they want to show this game, you know, they want to show games on streaming services.

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Yeah, which I think is bullshit.

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And another thing is...

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And they're trying to do away with regular TV.

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And it's really hurting football too.

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And here's what I go by.

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I go to work and there's like 10 people I talk football with constantly.

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Okay.

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Except the Thursday night game.

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A lot of people don't get the Amazon Prime and they don't care.

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It's apathy.

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I'm like, hey, did you see that play tonight?

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You know, so and so did what?

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Oh, oh yeah, that's right.

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There's a game on it.

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So I forgot even what platform it's on.

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I was on Amazon Prime.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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There's a lot of apathy involved in that.

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And also the games were stinkers.

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I mean, virtually every one of them were sucky games anyhow.

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Let's say they're good games.

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I still don't think people care enough to go order Amazon Prime to see the games because

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I've seen it firsthand the last couple of years.

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Like I said, there's 10 people I talk football with.

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There's two people out of the 10 that go, oh yeah, yeah, I saw that man.

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Oh, it was bad ass at one play.

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Everyone else is kind of like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

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There's a game tonight.

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Wasn't there?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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And then they talk about something else like the weather.

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So that tells me right there to me, that's a mistake.

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So we're going to see how this game does because you're not always going to have Patrick Mahomes

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to save you NFL.

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And I'm talking about the Peacock, the playoffs being on MBC, or not being on MBC, but being

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on Peacock last year and them having a record breaking number of people.

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That's because Patrick Mahomes is on it and everybody wants to see this guy because he's

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probably the best football player ever.

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So yeah.

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Well, here's what I'm interested in.

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When I read that story the other day, it said that the opponent was yet to be announced.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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They could put the chips in there.

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Generally doesn't the world champions play first game?

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They did last year.

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They have and they have.

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And they did the year before.

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I think you're right, Rob.

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I think you're right.

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Yeah.

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Both of them are third game.

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The only first game of the year goes to the world champions.

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Okay.

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Been like that for years.

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Okay then.

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Well then that's what their plan is.

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Yeah.

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Let's see if the chips are there.

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Well because it has Mahomes and now Kelsey.

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Well also I left something out.

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The Kelsey Taylor Swift Factor 2 helped sell a lot of people on the Peacock Network last

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year too.

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So let's say you start having more games that are not Chiefs related.

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I want to see how well they do.

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Because I have a feeling it's not going to go over as well as they thought it would.

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So I mean.

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Good point.

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Good point.

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Look people are going to pay something.

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You know.

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I did not think of that.

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Another thing is my cousin from Canada is really into soccer.

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Canada.

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Yeah they have football and they do have a lot of football fans and a lot of NFL fans

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there.

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But soccer is still their main state.

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And the first thing that my cousin Mataxis kept saying to me is because he got into it

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because of the Chiefs you know.

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And he comes to Kansas City every now and then and he's got a root and interest now

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right.

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And the first thing he said to me is there's too damn many commercials.

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It's hard for me to keep into the game.

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And he is right.

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He's absolutely right.

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So this is a guy trying to switch over from soccer because we have a mutual interest in

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it.

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You know he comes to Kansas City and like he lives in Ontario.

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Woodstock Ontario.

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But his second city is kind of Kansas City or a city in the United States is Kansas City

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you know by default because his first cousin you know lives here.

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And that's the first thing he said.

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He goes man I'm trying to watch this damn game but there's so many commercials I keep

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losing interest.

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And I'm like you know what I never thought about that.

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People trying to switch trying to watch the game.

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Taylor Swift fans wanting to watch the game.

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And they're going another state farm commercial.

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Is there going to be a game that happens sometime here or am I just wasting my time.

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So we're going to see this is going to be very interesting because I think that this

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is going to backfire just by the stuff that I just said that I've noticed that I personally

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put the data in my brain and kind of kept to myself and was kind of mulling it over

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thinking about it.

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I think it's a bad thing and I think that they're ruining the sport.

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They better watch it.

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I think they're on a shallow ice right now.

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So okay you got anything else.

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Here's what I always.

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Okay.

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I'm kind of like you along with the timing of the game.

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Okay you have four quarters which is fifteen minutes.

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That's an hour.

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Yes.

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How the hell do they turn it into three hours.

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Sometimes three and a half hours.

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Yeah.

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You know what I mean.

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Well okay.

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I understand you have injuries and you have to take time out.

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I understand that.

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You take three times as long.

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I would say that's commercials.

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Most of it is.

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Most of it is.

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That's where we were a lot of commercials during the game.

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Yeah.

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Yeah most of it is commercials.

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Yeah.

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Well tell us something for Montana.

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Okay.

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I understand you.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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No.

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And I was kind of like going wow.

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I never really thought about someone just now trying to get to the sport and trying

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to you know get kind of endear it more and get to liking it more.

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It's kind of like I can't really.

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I'm having a hard time following this part.

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There's so many commercials.

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Yeah with all the eruptions.

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Yeah.

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And then you got a pivotal point where it's like fourth and one late in the fourth quarter

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and you're on your forty yard line.

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It's fourth and one.

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You have a minute left and you're two points down.

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You know.

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And then all of a sudden you get ten minutes of commercials before they even get to the

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fourth down play.

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And then if they make it then they go to more commercials and then they come back and it's

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just it's ridiculous is what it is.

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Yeah.

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The last minute takes fifteen minutes.

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Yeah and how many commercials are they going to have on Peacock.

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People are paying for it.

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They shouldn't have any in my opinion.

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If it's a subscription service.

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But they do.

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Netflix doesn't.

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They do.

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Yeah I know it's bullshit.

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They're going to have the same amount of commercials.

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I lost the game on Peacock.

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There is commercials.

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And there's just as many.

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Not quite as many.

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Not quite as many.

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You see I didn't have to watch it.

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I have Peacock but I didn't have to watch it on Peacock this year because all of them

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are televised locally and I watch it on the local affiliate because I don't want to give

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Peacock any ratings from them because it pisses me off because they're selling.

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So I say.

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I just like some of the shows and all that.

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I mean I watch some shows on there.

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I can't watch elsewhere.

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No no no me too.

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I agree with that and that's why I have it.

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But it pisses me off because how about Amazon Prime.

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You're not watching those games are you?

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Honestly all the streaming services are about the same.

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They really are.

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Yeah well Amazon Prime the only reason I have it honestly is because I have Amazon Prime

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to order stuff.

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You get the overnight delivery and you get the free delivery and all that.

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To me I get so many things from Amazon from dog food to light bulbs or whatever and you

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get them for just as good a price than anywhere else you can get them.

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Basically unless you want to buy a bunch of them at a bulk store like Costco or Sam's

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Club or something.

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To me it's worth it to have that membership.

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That's the only reason I get it is because I already have the membership.

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But if I didn't already have the membership I would not buy it just to watch the Thursday

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night game.

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I would be like these other people at work that I normally talk football with and then

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I say something out to Thursday night and they're like oh no I didn't watch it.

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It's kind of apathetic.

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So anyhow Rob I agree with all your points too.

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Very good point.

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Yeah.

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Well you know what we'll see what happens.

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So Rob you got something you want to talk about?

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Yeah I do.

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I'm going to keep kind of keeping the sports world.

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I'm just going to a different sport.

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Okay.

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Eight time All-Star center Brittany Greiner has resigned with the Phoenix Mercury.

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Yeah she was the lady that was imprisoned in Russia.

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Yeah yeah.

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If anyone was wondering.

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So go ahead.

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The WNBA did not disclose terms of the contract late Friday night.

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However multimedia outlets reported the free agent was given a one year deal that the Mercury

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officially will announce next week.

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Greiner 3020 returned last season after missing the 2022 campaign while being detained in

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a Russian jail on a drug related charge.

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She averaged 17.5 points 6.3 rebounds 2.2 assists and 1.6 blocks in 31 games.

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All starts in 2023.

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Which actually the Phoenix Mercury is who she started out with.

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Yeah.

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So they went in and resigned her giving her another chance.

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I'm just going to keep my mouth shut.

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And you go on Rob.

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No no that was it.

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Okay okay.

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There's a lot of opinions I have on this whole thing and I'm not going to go there because

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this is dick jokes.

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So I would just mention she's back in the states.

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No no no no.

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That's a legitimate story.

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Yeah I'm just saying me.

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Yeah you really want to talk about the politics.

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Yeah I'm just going to glaze right over it.

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This is dick jokes.

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This is not a political show.

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I have a lot of opinions on it and you guys will never hear it because I promise this

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is dick jokes.

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So anyhow you know something Rob this is pretty cool.

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Mount Everest climbers must have to pick up their own poop is the mountain festers and

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shit did you know this?

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No I did not.

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Well they okay so basically a lot of people now it's kind of like become a fad to go climb

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Mount Everest right.

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People love it they're like oh yeah you know and with social media and all that you know

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people are like taking selfies of them up on the top smiling I did it you know and then

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another cool thing some cancer patients that just beat cancer they do that too which I'm

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I'm highly in favor for I think that's great you know that you know they're kind of like

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I kick cancer's ass now I'm on top of Mount Everest.

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I think that's great for the psyche of someone beating cancer and I think that's great for

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them going on with the rest of their life and trying to get that horrible disease in

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their past and not in their future.

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I think that's a great thing but evidently people have been just taking shits all over

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the mountain and it's starting to fester and it's like messing with wildlife.

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So now they must when you go up there they check you if they see you they check you make

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sure that you have some poop bags on you to make sure that if you have to shit you're

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shitting in that you know you're picking it up with that baggie kind of like a dog.

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You got anything you want to add to that Rob?

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Not really.

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Not really.

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Yeah there you go wrapped up in a little bow from two douche bags and microphone if you're

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going to climb Mount Everest make sure you have a shit bag with you.

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So with that being said let's go ahead and take our first break and come back with some

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other stories.

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That sound good?

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Sounds good.

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Alright we will be right back.

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Tomorrow morning while grinding your coffee beans for your double mocha latte remember

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to not get your genitals caught in the grinder.

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It really hurts.

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Who can afford plastic surgery?

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Stay safe everyone.

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And now deep thoughts with Mark.

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Does a straw have one hole or does it have two?

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I may never know.

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Now from his underground bunker in Camdenton, Missouri stocked with dried guts, canned

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food and a couple of vibrating toys.

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It's Ramblings of the Madman featuring Rob Rad.

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When you're young, you sneak out of the house to go to parties.

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Because of liability issues.

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Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in.

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Hey who took a dump in the cooler?

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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Your IQ isn't even room temperature.

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And we are back, two douchebags in a microphone.

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I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Rob, you got anything going on for Easter tomorrow?

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Rob, well I thought I did but that plan got cancelled.

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So Rob, rather than much.

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Well you told me earlier?

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Yeah.

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Oh ok.

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Yeah sorry.

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Well I'm going to do house work and maybe spend some time with my neighbors.

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She took her granddaughters home today so.

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Will you have time to check your email tomorrow?

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Yeah.

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Ok.

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I am initiating this campaign, Send Rob Nudes for Easter campaign.

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I think it's a nice thing to do.

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I think it's the right thing to do.

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I mean I'm not making fun of it.

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This is Jesus' day.

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I'm not making fun of it.

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Nothing like that.

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Worship Jesus and all that.

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But I mean thank a poor Rob that has nothing to do after you get done worshiping and thanking

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Jesus and God and everything.

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Then if you feel like it, send Rob a nude.

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Because he's going to be at home and doing house work.

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Right?

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Whatever.

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Ok.

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Get ready for the monastic.

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Yeah I'm not going to be a typical Sunday.

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Oh ok.

510
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Alright cool.

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Well Rob I got an I call bullshit.

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Ok.

513
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,840
Alrighty.

514
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:22,360
Oh no it looks like someone's on their high horse again.

515
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:25,440
It's another episode of I call bullshit.

516
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,440
Bullshit.

517
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:32,880
I am going to call bullshit on Pepsi.

518
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,880
Ok.

519
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:34,880
Ok.

520
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:41,960
The other day Pepsi came out with their brand new flavor that's supposedly coming out.

521
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:49,720
It is IHOP inspired Pancapes and Syrup Pepsi.

522
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:58,280
The thing that makes me think it's bullshit is it's going to debut April 1st.

523
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,280
I smell bullshit.

524
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,280
Rob?

525
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,720
The date.

526
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,120
Yeah April 1st.

527
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:13,160
They come out with a press release I believe two days ago that said hey we got a new Pepsi

528
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,960
flavor coming out.

529
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:22,480
It's going to be IHOP inspired stack of pancakes with Syrup flavored Pepsi.

530
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:28,560
Number one that sounds like a horrible idea.

531
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:32,160
Number two it's coming out on April 1st.

532
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,680
I'm sniffing this one right now guys.

533
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,160
I don't care if they play it off all day.

534
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,160
It's bullshit I think.

535
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,200
What do you think?

536
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,600
I think it is too but hey you never know.

537
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:50,320
You know what it could be the old wag the dog deal where you're like oh man I'm on top

538
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:55,120
of people like me going April 1st.

539
00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,080
Ok thanks a lot guys.

540
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:58,080
Thanks for letting me know.

541
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,640
And then all of a sudden it is a real flavor.

542
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,360
Ok let's say it is a real flavor.

543
00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:07,880
Would you try it?

544
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:11,560
I might.

545
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:15,320
I just might.

546
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:19,680
You know I want to say no but out of morbid curiosity I might try it.

547
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,480
And then just so I can take a dump on it.

548
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:22,480
Man it was horrible.

549
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,480
I can't stand it.

550
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,480
You know you have the maple syrup.

551
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:25,480
That's like a pretty good one Betsy.

552
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,480
I never tell you that.

553
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:39,800
You know I had from Quebec Canada a maple syrup sugar Coca Cola.

554
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,000
Now you know they make sugar out of pure cane.

555
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,960
They make sugar out of beets.

556
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,040
They make sugar out of corn syrup.

557
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:50,720
They make sugar out of maple syrup.

558
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:55,120
So this is the sugar that they refined from the maple syrup.

559
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,240
And it was really good.

560
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,800
So actually you have a really good point there Rob.

561
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:04,680
It could be good because I found a local distributor to where I can get that.

562
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:09,260
I can get the maple sugar from Quebec Canada Coca Cola if I want.

563
00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:11,960
It's a little pricey so I don't buy it.

564
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,160
I think it's like six dollars a bottle.

565
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,760
So I'm like yeah I don't want it that bad.

566
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,640
But I mean if I ever feel like having it again I know a place I can get it at.

567
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,360
So it must be doing okay.

568
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,600
So you know what you're right it might be good.

569
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,600
I don't know.

570
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,600
Okay well anyhow.

571
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:35,880
Well yeah but you try it with Coke.

572
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:40,880
If you make Pepsi which is a little sweeter yet.

573
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:45,080
Yeah it might be a pretty good mixture.

574
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,080
I would try it.

575
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,360
I would try it.

576
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:53,720
Since Pepsi is so sweet anyhow it might just get along really good in that type of a format

577
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:54,720
actually.

578
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,720
You're right Rob.

579
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,200
That's what I'm thinking along with the Pepsi.

580
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:03,680
Coke maybe not so much but Pepsi it's sweeter and sweeter.

581
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,360
Yeah I think it would go good.

582
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,360
Okay.

583
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,360
My opinion.

584
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:13,120
Well okay so I guess we'll find out unless in fact it is good shit.

585
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,240
Just don't throw the pancake flavor in it.

586
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,240
Just the syrup.

587
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,240
That's actually yeah you're right.

588
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:23,200
Throw the pancake flavor in it it's probably not going to be any good.

589
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,200
Just the syrup.

590
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,760
So Rob you got a store you want to go to and after that I got an interesting one.

591
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:30,760
They did a pole of yard beers.

592
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,760
Yeah I got a little long one there.

593
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:34,760
All righty go ahead.

594
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,280
That's the one I ran across.

595
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,800
I found that interesting.

596
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,800
All right.

597
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:47,520
Think things men should never say or do around women.

598
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:48,520
Everybody pay attention.

599
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,520
For all the guys.

600
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:53,520
First one.

601
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:58,560
Let's call it what it is.

602
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:03,400
If that flow doesn't visit you you don't know her.

603
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:11,160
Same things like you're acting hormonal or is it your time of the month or something

604
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:15,880
when a woman gets upset with you is reckless behavior guys.

605
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:24,960
Chances are if it makes her mad during her time of the month it will probably make her

606
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,840
mad otherwise too.

607
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:27,840
Agreed.

608
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:28,840
Next.

609
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:39,560
Husbands and boyfriends feel free to babe and honey or wives and girlfriends.

610
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:48,440
But if you're some random dude calling women you just met sweet cheeks.

611
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:55,480
Nine times out of ten you're probably going to make her uncomfortable.

612
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,480
Or my favorite toots.

613
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,480
Hey what's up toots.

614
00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,480
Yeah.

615
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:09,480
If she's not your girlfriend wife don't call her pet names.

616
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,480
Yeah.

617
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,480
Maybe darlin.

618
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,480
Darlin I understand.

619
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,480
Darlin is kind of a southern slang.

620
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:19,040
I call a lot of women darlin.

621
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,040
It's innocent.

622
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:26,200
As a matter of fact I hear more women calling men darlin than the other way around actually.

623
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,400
I know a lot of women.

624
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,120
Yeah well I leave off the G it's darlin.

625
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,200
Yeah that's the southern way of saying it yes.

626
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,200
Right.

627
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,200
Yeah okay I get that.

628
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:44,200
Okay next up.

629
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:48,200
Weaponized incompetence is entirely played out.

630
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,200
Okay.

631
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:56,200
Don't be a lazy sad sack and lay on the couch while you watch the woman of the house do

632
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,880
her housework.

633
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:04,280
You might think you're flying under the radar and maybe you convinced yourself that she

634
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:10,920
doesn't want your help because she likes things done a certain way.

635
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:18,760
But just as you don't feel like helping out she may not feel like doing it either.

636
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:26,360
Teamwork leads to less work for each individual overall and allows more women to spend quality

637
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,160
time together once the chores are finished.

638
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,240
And Rob I got the perfect system for that too.

639
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:38,160
Okay what heavy stuff do you need out of the way to accomplish this hon?

640
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,400
Right.

641
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,640
That's it.

642
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,760
You get all the heavy stuff out of the way and they're great.

643
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,760
Just offer them help.

644
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,760
And let them do their magic.

645
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:45,760
That's all they want.

646
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:46,760
Let them do their magic touch.

647
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:47,760
Yep.

648
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:51,560
Don't lay your ass off in the couch watching sports.

649
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,160
Oh that's a good way of getting trouble.

650
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,680
You live there too.

651
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,680
You help them make the mess.

652
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,680
Get up off the ass dude.

653
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:00,680
Yep.

654
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:01,680
I'm that way.

655
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,680
I'm that way.

656
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:05,680
Okay next up.

657
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:10,760
If you're still doing this please stop.

658
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,760
Seriously.

659
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:21,400
Women of the world take to the comments and let us know if you got with a guy who cat

660
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:26,120
called you from his car while you strolled the sidewalk.

661
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,560
No one?

662
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,560
Nothing?

663
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:29,560
Huh?

664
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:30,560
Imagine that.

665
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,560
Guy, quit the cat calls.

666
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:34,560
It's stupid.

667
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:35,560
Yeah.

668
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,560
Never get you nowhere.

669
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:43,760
What it does is make a woman feel creepy and not want to be with you.

670
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:49,520
There's one thing in the 80s that's different than 2020.

671
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:54,600
What it does is it screams desperate.

672
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,600
Desperation.

673
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,600
Right.

674
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:57,600
Right.

675
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,600
Right.

676
00:34:58,600 --> 00:34:59,600
Right.

677
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:00,600
Yeah.

678
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,600
Don't ever be that.

679
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,600
Okay next.

680
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:12,040
Men are doing these things so often that we've had to create terms for them according to

681
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,040
the Merriam-Webster.

682
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,040
The dictionary.

683
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,040
Yeah.

684
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:16,040
Mansplain.

685
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:33,160
Of a man to explain something to a woman in a time and sitting way that assumes she has

686
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,680
no knowledge about the topic.

687
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:36,680
Like the car.

688
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:40,560
When you go, okay Hunter, I'm telling him about football.

689
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:45,800
Now you see this little guy right here, he's going to go over there and he's going to try

690
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,080
to stop this guy right here.

691
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,080
None of that.

692
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,080
Am I right?

693
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,080
Yep.

694
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,080
Exactly.

695
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,080
Okay.

696
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,080
And now there's another one.

697
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,080
Man spreading.

698
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,080
Okay.

699
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:08,680
The act or practice by a man of sitting with the legs spread wide apart as in a public

700
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:16,160
seating area in a way that intrudes of the space of others.

701
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:23,800
Because a woman doesn't outwardly roll her eyes at you as you mansplain things to her.

702
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,120
She's actually doing it internally.

703
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:34,160
And stops sitting in public seating spaces in such a way that makes it seem like your

704
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:40,200
one goal is to take up as much space as humanly possible.

705
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,240
It's just plain rude.

706
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:45,240
Well if there are people next to you in a seat, yes.

707
00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:48,640
If they're spread out everywhere, I don't see what's wrong with getting comfortable

708
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:49,640
to be honest.

709
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,640
Yeah well, when you're a guy.

710
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,640
No, someone comes into the room.

711
00:36:55,640 --> 00:37:00,160
You're sitting there, you've got your legs spread, your joints hanging.

712
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:05,360
Well I'm not talking about open spread eagle like, as wide as you can.

713
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:11,160
What I'm talking about is being somewhat comfortable if no one's around you.

714
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:15,040
Now if someone's coming in the room, you go ahead and buckle up like they're going to

715
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,040
sit next to you.

716
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,560
That way you're not giving them the feeling like you don't want them next to you.

717
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,560
See what I mean?

718
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,560
You've got to be courteous about it.

719
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:26,160
What they're saying is you just sit there, legs just wide open.

720
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,200
Okay, yeah I get that.

721
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,200
I get that.

722
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,200
People are all slobby looking.

723
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,480
They don't have to look at your crops.

724
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,880
Yeah, and it's also slobby looking too.

725
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,920
It looks like this guy has no posture, has no pride.

726
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,680
He's just like a sloth, he just lays there.

727
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,680
So I get that too.

728
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:45,680
Okay.

729
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:50,680
Oh yeah, you can move.

730
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,680
Oh okay.

731
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,680
No, no, never mind.

732
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,680
Never mind, never mind.

733
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:05,680
Okay, next up.

734
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:14,160
Sometimes women are void of facial expressions and sometimes that sum of crops is RBF.

735
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,160
I don't know what the hell that means.

736
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,160
Let me see if I can find it.

737
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:26,600
In any case, women don't want to be told that they need to smile more.

738
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,880
Everything should be genuine should it not.

739
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:30,880
Agree.

740
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:38,480
As one writer explains, they tell you to smile and call you rude if you don't.

741
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:46,040
But if you smile, they then think it's flirting and you get blamed for leading them on.

742
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,040
That's true.

743
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,040
Rusty bitch face is RBF.

744
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,040
Oh okay, okay.

745
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,040
Well yeah, I didn't know.

746
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,040
I didn't either.

747
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,600
I didn't know what that was.

748
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:55,600
I didn't either.

749
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,600
Okay, next up.

750
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:10,880
It's definitely possible that if a woman is being nice to you, she might be romantically

751
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,200
interested in you.

752
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:20,960
But it should never be perceived as the defining force for you to pursue her that way.

753
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:28,320
Spend your time and make sure you're getting an appropriate read on the signs before acting

754
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,400
on them.

755
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:37,080
Because sometimes women truly are just being nice with no underlying intentions.

756
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,080
Yeah.

757
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:42,200
I get a lot of that dude.

758
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,920
Especially the older we are.

759
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:47,480
Now that we're older, yeah.

760
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:49,680
I don't know if I can even find a date.

761
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,680
Who knows?

762
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,040
Well, your bracket right now.

763
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,040
The bracket that you're choosing.

764
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,040
But they're all nice.

765
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:56,040
I mean they're all nice.

766
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,040
Yeah.

767
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:01,960
The bracket you're choosing from right now is a tough one, Rob.

768
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:06,440
Because you have a lot of women that got out of a long relationship that don't want another

769
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,920
one when they're 50 something.

770
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,920
They're like, you know, I'm riding the rest of this life without a woman.

771
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:15,880
Well, being in your 50s, then you move up to the widows.

772
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,480
Yeah, that definitely wasn't the problem.

773
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:22,360
The bracket you're in right now, a lot of women are like, you know what, man, that guy

774
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,720
was such a dickhead.

775
00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:25,880
I'm just going to, I don't need one.

776
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,040
It's not like they're wanting to have children.

777
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,480
It's not like they're that sexually active.

778
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,320
It's not like they need the companionship.

779
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,240
So a lot of women just choose their independence.

780
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:36,280
They're just like, you know what, I'm not going to.

781
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,360
To be honest, I'm really not working right now either.

782
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:41,600
I'm too busy working on myself.

783
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,600
See?

784
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:43,600
See?

785
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:44,600
There you go.

786
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,240
Yeah, it's the bracket that you're in right now.

787
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:52,240
If you're in a younger bracket, it probably wouldn't be so hard to look around and find

788
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,920
a suitable companion.

789
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,160
But the bracket you're in is kind of a tough one.

790
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:58,160
So anyhow.

791
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,160
Yeah, yeah, it is.

792
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,160
It is.

793
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,160
Yep.

794
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:02,160
Okay, next.

795
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,480
I've got one, two, three more real quick ones.

796
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,480
Cool.

797
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:19,720
If you shoot your shot and a woman turns you down, there is no need to go on a rampage.

798
00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:26,800
Do you have any idea how much of a baboon you look like when you're sweet talking her

799
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:31,920
one second and the moment she isn't interested?

800
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:35,600
You're calling her every bad name in the book.

801
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:38,880
Yeah, I've seen that done before and it is ugly.

802
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:39,880
I have too.

803
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:40,880
A lot of bars.

804
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,960
Yeah, it's like just wipe yourself off and go home.

805
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,800
Just be like, okay, I got denied.

806
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:47,800
I've done it before.

807
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:48,800
I had to eat shit.

808
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:54,160
And a lot of times I'd just be like, okay, I'm out.

809
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,160
And that's it.

810
00:41:57,160 --> 00:42:01,320
Okay, and here at number nine.

811
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:08,400
You might make a raunchy joke to a woman who laughs about it or you might really enrage

812
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,400
her.

813
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:16,160
We're going to go out on a limb and assume that more often than not, you're either going

814
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:20,480
to wind up making her mad or just plain uncomfortable.

815
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,920
Yeah, yeah, yep.

816
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:30,480
And I've heard guys make some sort of raunchy joke before at work in a public setting.

817
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:34,760
And then the woman comes around and goes, man, that guy's a douche.

818
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,760
Did you hear what he said?

819
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,600
And then I'm like, yeah, I thought he was just joking.

820
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,360
Well, that's not a joke.

821
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:44,360
So yeah, yeah, that's true.

822
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:47,200
And this goes out to all women that listen to us.

823
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,480
We do not aim our jokes at you.

824
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

825
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,520
Oh, hey, real quick.

826
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:53,520
Hi, Opal.

827
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,520
Hi, Grandma Opal.

828
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:55,520
Hi, Jimmy.

829
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:56,520
Yeah, hi, Grandma.

830
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:57,520
Hi, Jimmy.

831
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:02,600
But have you noticed how many women emails we get?

832
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,160
Yeah, yeah, they like the show.

833
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,520
I can't believe it.

834
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,000
Dude, I'm all of it.

835
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,240
I thought we were doing it.

836
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:12,960
I really thought we were doing a male skewing show.

837
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:13,960
I really did.

838
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:14,960
But it's...

839
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,160
We've had a lot of women emails.

840
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,160
I know.

841
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:22,120
I would say it's about half and half, which completely floors me.

842
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:27,760
Because of our subject matter and the crudeness of our bits and sometimes us, I really thought

843
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,760
women would not want to hear this.

844
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,760
So anyhow, I would love to...

845
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,640
I got to find a way to break down the demographic.

846
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:41,760
What age are the average person, the average male and the average female that listens?

847
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:46,840
There's no way to do that that I know of right now for a podcast.

848
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,480
But I can't wait till they can start doing that.

849
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,680
Maybe you get in a service where they have to put their information in.

850
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,440
Then maybe you'll be able to get it.

851
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:57,440
But I mean...

852
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaking of services, the people that are looking at us, there's like two of them now.

853
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:10,400
The third one's dropped out because they basically said that you guys are crude and that's not

854
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,120
what we're into.

855
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,320
So anyhow, so that's a little update on that.

856
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,320
The other two groups were still...

857
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,320
That's what we are.

858
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,720
Yeah, that's what I told them.

859
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,760
I said, this is what it is and if you don't like it, that's fine.

860
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,920
If you don't choose to do business with us, that's fine.

861
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:24,920
They were nice about it.

862
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:25,920
They were like, okay, good luck.

863
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,360
So anyhow, do you have one more I think?

864
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,120
Yeah, number 10.

865
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:33,120
Okay.

866
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:39,280
And look, the trumpets blow because pretty much every man knows this one.

867
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,640
I hope if not, you'll retard.

868
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,520
Oh, mentally handicapped, slow.

869
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:46,520
Yeah, mentally handicapped.

870
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,480
You're mentally handicapped.

871
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:49,480
You're mentally handicapped.

872
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:50,480
Sorry about that.

873
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,000
Yeah, Rob is very sorry.

874
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,920
He was just joking with the R word.

875
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,240
Anyhow, go ahead.

876
00:44:56,240 --> 00:45:01,600
Raise your hand if you're a woman who has been mad at a man.

877
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:09,040
Keep your hand up if that man told you to calm down during your argument.

878
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,960
Keep it up if you actually calmed down when he said that.

879
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,760
Look at that.

880
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,840
We lost everyone all at once.

881
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,880
This never works.

882
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,560
Don't do it.

883
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:22,560
Right you are, Rob.

884
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,560
Dude, you tell a woman to calm down.

885
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:30,760
You might as well just go ahead and pitch a tent.

886
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,960
Go ahead and find your divorce lawyer.

887
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:37,760
Pitch a tent in your backyard because that's where you're going to be staying for a while

888
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,040
for the foreseeable future.

889
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:43,760
Well, actually, you're going to bail her out of jail for whipping her ass first.

890
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:48,200
Yeah, yeah, then you're going to go to the backyard and pitch a tent while you're filing

891
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,200
your divorce papers.

892
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,200
All right.

893
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,200
Great article, Rob.

894
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,200
Let's be right back here in a couple of minutes.

895
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,200
Does that sound good?

896
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,200
Sounds good.

897
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:57,200
All right.

898
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,200
That's the plan.

899
00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:59,200
The apocalypse just happened.

900
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,200
You don't know what to do.

901
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,200
You don't know where to go.

902
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,200
But we can tell you what you can eat.

903
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,200
You can eat.

904
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,200
You can eat.

905
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,200
You can eat.

906
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,200
You can eat.

907
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,200
You can eat.

908
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,200
You can eat.

909
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,200
You can eat.

910
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:10,200
You can eat.

911
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,200
You can eat.

912
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,200
You can eat.

913
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,200
You can eat.

914
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,200
You can eat.

915
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,200
You can eat.

916
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:16,200
You can eat.

917
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:20,800
On most of these apocalypse series, we tell you what plants you can eat in case of an

918
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,800
apocalypse and you have to go out to your yard for food.

919
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:31,000
Well, this one is going to explain to you the plants you may be aware of to not eat.

920
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:38,920
Plants that could be toxic usually might have milky white sap, thorns, spines, or fine hairs

921
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,440
or leaves or stems.

922
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,840
Pods with bulbs, beans, or seeds.

923
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:49,280
Stems or trunks that have an almond scent.

924
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,600
Three-leafed foliage growth.

925
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:58,000
Also be aware of intensely bitter or sappy flavor.

926
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:02,320
Foliage reminiscent of dill, parsley, or carrot.

927
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,320
Oh Lord!

928
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:12,080
That man just saw a puppy in half.

929
00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:13,080
Hey there.

930
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,080
Don't worry.

931
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,080
I have a clown nose.

932
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:21,720
Oh no!

933
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:24,440
That drunk guy just hit my child.

934
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,440
It's okay.

935
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:26,440
I have a clown nose.

936
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,440
Clown nose.

937
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,440
Just put one on and you can do anything.

938
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,440
Want to run for office?

939
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,440
Murder people in public?

940
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:37,440
Just grab a clown nose and bam!

941
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,960
Everyone laughs.

942
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,400
Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

943
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,400
Grab one today and make magic happen.

944
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:49,240
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

945
00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:52,560
Hmm.

946
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:53,560
Let's see.

947
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:57,880
If I identify as a dog and I start wandering around the block without a collar on, could

948
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:02,320
animal control come by and pick me up?

949
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:08,320
I may never know.

950
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,720
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

951
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:17,920
Hey girl, do you work at Subway?

952
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,120
Cause you just gave me a foot long.

953
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,120
Oh shit.

954
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,120
What's that over there?

955
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:23,120
Oh no.

956
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:24,120
It's the island of horrible jokes.

957
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:25,120
Ugh.

958
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:32,120
A headache stricken man explained to his doctor, you have to help me.

959
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,120
I'm shrinking.

960
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,120
The doctor said I will.

961
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,120
You have to be a little patient.

962
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,120
Hey look, I think we found land.

963
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,120
Oh my god, I think we're safe.

964
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,120
Oh no.

965
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,120
Oh no.

966
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:40,120
Oh no.

967
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,120
Oh no.

968
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:42,120
Oh no.

969
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,120
Oh no.

970
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:44,120
Oh no.

971
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,120
Oh no.

972
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:46,120
Oh no.

973
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:47,120
Oh no.

974
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:48,120
Oh no.

975
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:49,120
Oh no.

976
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,120
Oh no.

977
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,120
Oh no.

978
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:52,120
Oh no.

979
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:53,120
Oh no.

980
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,120
Oh no.

981
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:55,120
Oh no.

982
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,120
It's the island of horrible jokes.

983
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:03,280
Oh my god.

984
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,760
I'm afraid for the calendar.

985
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:10,400
It's days are numbered.

986
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:14,480
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987
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:18,120
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988
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:22,120
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989
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,120
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990
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:31,800
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991
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:38,280
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

992
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:43,880
Sure wish my inner voice sounded just like Morgan Freeman.

993
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:44,880
That'd be cool.

994
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:54,600
And then anyone else that happens to listen to this program, no matter where you are in

995
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,600
this world, we love you.

996
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:02,680
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

997
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:07,880
Baseball's third season of the year begins tonight.

998
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:08,880
Yay.

999
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:23,880
Two douchebags and a microphone, I'm Mark.

1000
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:27,880
And I'm Rob.

1001
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:28,880
Okay.

1002
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:29,880
Okay.

1003
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:30,880
Rob, do you know what?

1004
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:31,880
My daughter's trying to call again.

1005
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:32,880
Oh.

1006
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:33,880
She knows I'm podcasting.

1007
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:34,880
Yeah.

1008
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:35,880
Just call her back afterwards.

1009
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:36,880
Do you want us just to...

1010
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:37,880
I'll call her back.

1011
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:38,880
I'll call her when we get there.

1012
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:39,880
Okay.

1013
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:40,880
All right.

1014
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:43,880
Do you know what yard beers are, Rob?

1015
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,880
No.

1016
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:49,880
They're the cheap beers.

1017
00:50:49,880 --> 00:51:00,320
A way that a lot of clubs up here, you know, bars, restaurants, the cheaper ones like Nanny

1018
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:02,880
Light and Old Milwaukee and...

1019
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,560
I should say.

1020
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:05,560
Yeah.

1021
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:06,560
They call them yard beers.

1022
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:07,560
Okay.

1023
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,560
Well, I don't go to bars much anymore.

1024
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,560
Okay.

1025
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:18,680
Well, they've been dubbed yard beers and it's just like a generalization to let you know

1026
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:24,000
that they're one of the cheaper beers and it's a chic to drink them in some bars.

1027
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,000
You know what I mean?

1028
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Yeah.

1029
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000
It's kind of like the end thing.

1030
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:32,400
You know, like we used to get false staff from a friend of ours in St. Louis because

1031
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,400
they quit selling it altogether now.

1032
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:38,560
And we used to sit out in the parking lot at Buzzard Beach and everyone used to come

1033
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:40,560
over and have a false staff.

1034
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:45,120
Even though it tastes like paint thinner with Drano in it, we had a false staff out in front

1035
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,280
of Buzzard Beach just because it was false staff.

1036
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,480
It was rock gut and we thought it was funny.

1037
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,480
You see?

1038
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:54,960
So a lot of people drink these cheap beers because they think it's cool or whatever.

1039
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:58,800
So anyhow, here's a poll of yard beer taste tests.

1040
00:51:58,800 --> 00:51:59,800
Okay.

1041
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:05,000
I'm going to tell you the beer and how well it did in the taste test.

1042
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,480
All right.

1043
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:10,760
The first one, the beer that did the best, and this is the Boomers and the Xers, not

1044
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,360
the younger ones.

1045
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:18,360
60% of the tested people preferred Olympia.

1046
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:23,640
Oh, that's an old school one.

1047
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,640
Yeah.

1048
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,640
And I've always liked Olympia.

1049
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:26,640
I thought it was kind of smooth for a cheaper beer.

1050
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:27,640
Oh yeah, I have too.

1051
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:28,640
Yeah.

1052
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,640
Olympia won it by 60%.

1053
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:35,280
I didn't even know they were still around.

1054
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,440
It's still around.

1055
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,080
I don't know if it's around in our area.

1056
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:39,880
I haven't seen it in a while, but...

1057
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,040
I'm going to see if I can find it.

1058
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,360
Oh, look it up online.

1059
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:51,000
Usually these beer companies, whoever makes it now, have like an indicator, a locator where

1060
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,440
you can put in Missouri, you can put in your zip code.

1061
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:55,960
He'll tell you how close Olympia beer is.

1062
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,080
I know Yenling does that.

1063
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,520
There's other beers I can't think of who it is now.

1064
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:01,640
I know Yenling does that.

1065
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:02,640
They do a locator.

1066
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:08,840
He'll tell you the closest place to your zip code to get that beer at, right?

1067
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:13,040
59% right behind Olympia is Ham's.

1068
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,040
I agree with that.

1069
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,040
Ham's is great beer.

1070
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,040
Oh yeah.

1071
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:20,320
Yeah, I loved Ham's when I was younger.

1072
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,560
I don't know why Ham's fell out of favor.

1073
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,160
It's still a fantastic beer.

1074
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:27,800
From the land of the sky, blue waters.

1075
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:28,800
You remember the beer bear?

1076
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:29,800
Yeah, the bear, man.

1077
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:30,800
Yeah, the bear bear.

1078
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,800
I had a Ham's shirt in...

1079
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,800
I've got one.

1080
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:33,800
...Jig and I, you know?

1081
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:37,840
I've got one somewhere around here.

1082
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:43,520
It's probably next to my Aussie shirt of Aussie taking a dump.

1083
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,520
And I'm not kidding.

1084
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,520
Okay.

1085
00:53:47,520 --> 00:53:53,640
55% of these beer drinkers that were polled preferred Paps Blue Ribbon.

1086
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:54,640
I agree with that.

1087
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:55,640
I like Paps too.

1088
00:53:55,640 --> 00:54:04,840
Actually, in the last few years around Missouri and Kansas, TBR has made a major comeback.

1089
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:07,240
They are a major name now.

1090
00:54:07,240 --> 00:54:10,600
They're not a low dollar beer no more.

1091
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,240
Let me give you a little history about Paps Blue Ribbon.

1092
00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:14,240
Okay.

1093
00:54:14,240 --> 00:54:18,760
Paps Blue Ribbon was known as everybody's grandpa's beer, right, in the 80s and 90s?

1094
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:19,760
Yeah.

1095
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,760
Okay.

1096
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,760
Yep.

1097
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:22,760
And it didn't do so well.

1098
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:29,400
It was bought by another brewing company in the early 2000s, I believe, or the late 90s.

1099
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:32,040
They didn't have any money for budgeting.

1100
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:33,240
Okay.

1101
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:36,360
But all they could do, and I was a witness to this.

1102
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:40,440
I was at Buzzer Beach and some of the other bars around Westport, and they would do what's

1103
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,340
called guerilla marketing.

1104
00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:49,280
They had these hot chicks come in with jeans shorts cut off, cowboy hats, and big cowboy

1105
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:55,560
boots, and big belt buckles, and they would buy the whole bar around a Paps.

1106
00:54:55,560 --> 00:55:00,000
And then after they bought the whole bar around a Paps, well, right before the survey put

1107
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:06,280
in the Paps kegs, they started doing it draft instead of, you know, and now they sell bottles

1108
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:10,800
and cans, but they started doing it draft at all these places, getting it in there for

1109
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,160
a draft beer.

1110
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:16,760
So these hot chicks come in, they blow this whistle, get everyone's attention, everybody

1111
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:21,520
Paps on us, so the whole bar gets a Paps, and then they start giving away swag.

1112
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:25,120
They gave away t-shirts, hats, belt buckles.

1113
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,120
Yeah.

1114
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,280
And that's how they made it back.

1115
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:33,120
And the last I knew, there was the big three, and that was, you know, like Anne Ouzer Bush,

1116
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:37,720
Miller Coors, and who's the other one?

1117
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:38,720
Shit.

1118
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:46,720
Anyhow, there's three big brewing companies, and anyhow, those, and then Paps was a big

1119
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:49,680
distant fourth because of their guerrilla marketing.

1120
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,200
It worked very well.

1121
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:55,440
Then all of a sudden, Paps on the Generation Xers, I don't know about the younger ones,

1122
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,040
became their preferred beer for a while.

1123
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:01,560
You know, you go into a place and you'd be like, eh, I don't want a bud, eh, I don't

1124
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:02,560
want a quart.

1125
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:07,360
Oh, hey, you got Paps, I'll take that, because Paps was the end thing because these hot chicks

1126
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,920
came in there and gave you a belt buckle and bought you some Paps, and all of a sudden

1127
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:12,760
it became the hot thing.

1128
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:13,760
And it worked very well.

1129
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:18,120
Camel used to do something like that too, Camel cigarettes, but then they outlawed coming

1130
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:19,720
in and giving away cigarettes.

1131
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:25,240
So, okay, anyhow, 54% preferred Old Style.

1132
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:28,360
Hey, I'm not much of an Old Style fan.

1133
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,360
I've had it.

1134
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:30,360
It's...

1135
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:37,120
That's an old, that's, you know, that stuff I heard my dad drink, you know.

1136
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:38,120
You know.

1137
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:39,880
I haven't been a fan of...

1138
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,200
That's an old one.

1139
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,040
But they still got 54%.

1140
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,320
I mean, that's still pretty good.

1141
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:46,320
Wow.

1142
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,320
Wow.

1143
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,120
I didn't know they still had a problem.

1144
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,480
I didn't either.

1145
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:54,960
I know they're really big in like Chicago and Milwaukee and up north.

1146
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:58,400
I think Minneapolis, they might have some of it there, but they don't really sell it

1147
00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,800
that much around here.

1148
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:00,800
It's not on draft.

1149
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:04,800
Yeah, see, we're in the Midwest, so, yeah.

1150
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:10,200
I was surprised Yenling has taken off so well because that's an Eastern beer, and the only

1151
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,560
reason I knew about it is because I used to work on the coast so much.

1152
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:17,520
So anyhow, and I love the beer from that.

1153
00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:20,400
So anyhow, 53%.

1154
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:21,400
Wait for this.

1155
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,400
Wait for it.

1156
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,400
Buckhorn.

1157
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,400
No doubt.

1158
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:25,400
Oh, my God.

1159
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:26,400
Oh, yeah.

1160
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,400
Buckhorn.

1161
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:28,400
Buckhorn.

1162
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,400
I knew.

1163
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:36,320
I told many, many of them from my dad's refrigerator.

1164
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:38,960
My dad didn't drink, but anybody's dad did drink.

1165
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:39,960
My dad did.

1166
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:40,960
Well, he wouldn't have been.

1167
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:49,160
He'd drink two to six a night, you know, and then we'd get together with friends on the

1168
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:50,160
weekends.

1169
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:52,680
It must have been really reasonably priced because everybody...

1170
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,680
I never see my dad drunk, though.

1171
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:58,400
Maybe it wasn't that much alcohol in it.

1172
00:57:58,400 --> 00:57:59,400
I don't know.

1173
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:05,160
But he was a shortstop dude that was in the Navy during NOM, so yeah.

1174
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:07,680
Yeah, he could handle his buckhorn.

1175
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:09,880
Yeah, he handled them, so.

1176
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:14,400
But everybody I knew that their dad drank, they would at least every now and then have

1177
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,400
buckhorn.

1178
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:24,960
So okay, 53% preferred Lone Star.

1179
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,520
I love Lone Star.

1180
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:28,280
It's pretty good.

1181
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:33,800
Lone Star evidently was started by Anne Houser Bush to compete down in Texas, and now they're

1182
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:34,800
owned by somebody else.

1183
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:35,800
I forgot who.

1184
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:40,320
But I had no idea they had any affiliation with Anne Houser Bush for years.

1185
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,320
But yeah, they were started by...

1186
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,800
I was getting them when I was living in Branson.

1187
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:44,800
Oh.

1188
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,680
There was a few restaurants that had Lone Star.

1189
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:49,680
Oh, okay.

1190
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:50,680
And dude, I love them.

1191
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:55,600
They were right in between the two beers I was drinking at the time.

1192
00:58:55,600 --> 00:59:02,400
I was drinking Budweiser, but then to switch it off, I drank Miller Lite.

1193
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:03,400
And Lone Star was right there.

1194
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:04,400
And I'll tell you what.

1195
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:07,320
Lone Star, it's like right in between the two.

1196
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:08,320
I love it.

1197
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,320
Oh, that's cool.

1198
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:10,320
Okay.

1199
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:11,320
Yeah.

1200
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:12,320
Well, it's really hard to find now.

1201
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:14,960
And I had always dreamed of drinking Lone Star.

1202
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:18,400
You can still get it probably in liquor stores, I'd imagine.

1203
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,800
Probably not very many other places carry it.

1204
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:21,800
Not around here.

1205
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:25,800
In Texas, you can get it everywhere.

1206
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:31,560
52% liked Stroh's.

1207
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:32,560
Remember Stroh's?

1208
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,560
Yeah, it's a world school name.

1209
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,240
Yeah, I used to love Stroh's when it was fire brewed.

1210
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:38,240
Oh, yeah.

1211
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:39,240
Yeah.

1212
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:40,240
It's not fire brewed anymore.

1213
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:43,000
But when it was fire brewed, it was one of the best beers we had.

1214
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,000
It was fantastic.

1215
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,000
Yeah.

1216
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
It's still back in the day.

1217
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,400
It was still a cheap beer, but we still drank the hell out of it.

1218
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:50,400
Yeah.

1219
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,720
Remember we used to get in bottles from Linwood?

1220
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:52,720
Yeah.

1221
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:53,720
Yeah.

1222
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:54,720
Yeah.

1223
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:55,720
Yeah.

1224
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:56,720
Yeah.

1225
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:57,720
The little store.

1226
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:58,720
Yeah.

1227
00:59:58,720 --> 00:59:59,720
Oh, Linwood.

1228
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:00,720
Yeah.

1229
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:01,720
Linwood Superfoods.

1230
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:02,720
Yeah.

1231
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:03,720
Right next to old Jane Day.

1232
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:04,720
I miss those girls.

1233
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:08,720
Oh, hotter than hell and nicer than hell.

1234
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:09,720
Yeah.

1235
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:10,720
Oh, yes.

1236
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:11,720
Just the perfect combination.

1237
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:16,720
And they knew they could count on us to protect them.

1238
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:17,720
Oh, yeah.

1239
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:18,720
Yeah.

1240
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:19,720
We'd go in there and go, hey, some guy's being a real dick.

1241
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:21,720
We did a time or two.

1242
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:22,720
Yeah, we did a few times.

1243
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,720
We had to flex our muscle around some things.

1244
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:28,720
Everybody in Linwood, George's store was right next door to Justin Jim's.

1245
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,720
Yep.

1246
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,720
And that's where we bought all our booze at and everything.

1247
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:33,720
Yeah.

1248
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:34,720
Yeah.

1249
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:35,720
Yeah.

1250
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:36,720
That was so cool.

1251
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:37,720
Yeah.

1252
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:38,720
The employees and us knew each other very well.

1253
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:40,720
And they started us a tab too.

1254
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,720
I'd be like, man, I'm out of dough, man.

1255
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:43,720
Yeah.

1256
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:44,720
Yeah.

1257
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:45,720
I need some beer.

1258
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:46,720
Okay.

1259
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:47,720
They write it down and then pay day, I go over there and cash my check.

1260
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:50,720
They go, all right, you got $50 taking out this one.

1261
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:51,720
Okay, thank you.

1262
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:52,720
It was great.

1263
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:55,720
They don't do stuff like that anymore.

1264
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,720
But anyhow, I mean, they're not there anymore.

1265
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,720
I'm talking about no place does anymore.

1266
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:03,720
52% preferred Natty Light.

1267
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:06,720
That's my beer right there.

1268
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,720
I like Natty Light too.

1269
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:14,720
That's what I'm, that right there is what I'm fighting right now.

1270
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:15,720
And then 51%-

1271
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:16,720
And I'm doing good by the way.

1272
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,720
I'm doing good by the way.

1273
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:20,720
And 51, I'm glad you are.

1274
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,720
You sound better.

1275
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:27,720
51% preferred Natty Light Ice.

1276
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:31,720
Yeah, I don't like the ice.

1277
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,720
Okay.

1278
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:33,720
Well, it was really close.

1279
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,720
52 like Natty Light and 51 like Natty Ice.

1280
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:37,720
So, okay.

1281
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:38,720
49-

1282
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:40,720
Yeah, they're right there together.

1283
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:41,720
Here's one.

1284
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:44,720
50% preferred Stro's Light.

1285
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:48,720
I didn't even know they made a light.

1286
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:49,720
So-

1287
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:54,720
Okay, I remember they made a light back in the 80s.

1288
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:55,720
Oh, then they probably still do.

1289
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:56,720
Okay, I didn't know.

1290
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:57,720
Okay.

1291
01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:59,720
I know they did back in the 80s.

1292
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:03,720
See, some of these beers I didn't know you could still get.

1293
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:04,720
I never see Stro's.

1294
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:09,720
Well, I think some of them are, I think some are regional, but this panel is put together.

1295
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:10,720
Right, right.

1296
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:14,720
It's off of a website called Beer Inc. I believe.

1297
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:15,720
Okay.

1298
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:19,720
If I'm wrong on that, I apologize, but that was Beer Inc. and they're all about beer,

1299
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:21,720
craft beers, you know, and all that.

1300
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:24,720
And they're the ones that did this poll.

1301
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:30,720
49% preferred, wait for it, Stag.

1302
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:31,720
What?

1303
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:32,720
Stag.

1304
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:33,720
Stag?

1305
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,720
Yeah, it was like buckhorn.

1306
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,720
It had a deer on the front of it.

1307
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:39,720
That's what I'm saying.

1308
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:42,720
I'm shocked at this stuff even still being made.

1309
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:43,720
I know.

1310
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:47,720
This is stuff from back in the 70s and early 80s.

1311
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:48,720
I know.

1312
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:54,720
When I read this poll, I was just, I was like, oh my gosh, I cannot believe they remembered

1313
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:56,720
this stuff and they still have it.

1314
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,720
This is stuff my dad and his buddies were drinking.

1315
01:02:59,720 --> 01:03:01,720
Well, I guess they're still around.

1316
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:03,720
They're yard beers now.

1317
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:05,720
But that's how I know them.

1318
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:06,720
I know, me too.

1319
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:07,720
How do you steal from them?

1320
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:08,720
It brings back memories.

1321
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:12,720
I used to steal from other parents, this stuff.

1322
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:17,720
49% preferred Getz.

1323
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:19,720
You remember Getz?

1324
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:20,720
Yeah.

1325
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:21,720
Yeah, yeah.

1326
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:26,720
Yep, that was made by Pearl Brewing Company out of Texas.

1327
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,720
Because I know, how do I know?

1328
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:33,720
You can buy 24 of them for four bucks at Burbillia.

1329
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:37,720
Burbillia is how you pronounce it, but it's like, Burbillia.

1330
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:38,720
Yeah, Burbillia.

1331
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:39,720
Burbillia.

1332
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:40,720
Burbillia, yep.

1333
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:45,720
Anyhow, I used to get like a big, no, actually I think it was like 30 of them.

1334
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:47,720
Major liquor stores, yeah.

1335
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:49,720
It was in a case of flat.

1336
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:50,720
It was in a flat.

1337
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:53,720
And it had six pack, and six pack rings of flat.

1338
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:55,720
You'd get them for four bucks.

1339
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:59,720
They were kind of hard to get out of there and stick in the little pinto, but I did somehow.

1340
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:01,720
Remember the pinto?

1341
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:04,720
Really hard.

1342
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,720
I'm glad I never got ass ended in that fucking thing.

1343
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:08,720
I'm just going to laugh.

1344
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:10,720
We can just move right along.

1345
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,720
Yes, I remember the pinto.

1346
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:14,720
Everybody remembers the pinto.

1347
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:16,720
40 percent.

1348
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:20,720
Well, some do, some don't.

1349
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:22,720
Some may not remember it too well.

1350
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:26,720
It depends on what night it was.

1351
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:28,720
It depends on what night it was.

1352
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:29,720
Go ahead.

1353
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:32,720
I could go into a couple, you know what, I'll move right on.

1354
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:38,720
Okay, 40 percent preferred Weedman.

1355
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:40,720
Remember Weedman?

1356
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:42,720
Yeah, yeah.

1357
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:43,720
Yeah.

1358
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,720
Yep.

1359
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,720
40 percent liked it.

1360
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:48,720
Okay.

1361
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:50,720
Weedman was okay.

1362
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:53,720
To me it was like a really crass Budweiser.

1363
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:54,720
Yeah, yeah.

1364
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:58,720
It was like, it was more of a crap beer at the time.

1365
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:00,720
Oh, anyhow.

1366
01:05:00,720 --> 01:05:02,720
You know, in my opinion.

1367
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:04,720
Yeah, I guess so.

1368
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:07,720
Yeah, I mean, I wasn't particularly crazy about it, but it was okay.

1369
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:08,720
I could drink it in a pinch.

1370
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:09,720
I wasn't either.

1371
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:10,720
I wasn't either.

1372
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:12,720
I could drink it in a pinch.

1373
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:19,720
39 percent, and this is the last one for the Boomers and Xs, preferred Keystone.

1374
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,720
See, I didn't know Keystone was a yard beer.

1375
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:23,720
I thought Keystone costed more.

1376
01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,720
I had no idea.

1377
01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:28,720
No, Keystone's a cheap beer.

1378
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:30,720
Oh, okay.

1379
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:31,720
Yeah.

1380
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,720
Okay, well then, alright.

1381
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:35,720
Well, it did the worst.

1382
01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:38,720
39 percent liked it.

1383
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:44,720
Which is interesting, because I do see a lot of Keystone being bought.

1384
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:45,720
Right, right, right.

1385
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:48,720
But that's just around here.

1386
01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:52,720
I know a lot of people that drink Keystone.

1387
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:54,720
Uh-huh.

1388
01:05:54,720 --> 01:06:03,720
It seems like the difference between Keystone and Natty, Keystone was more like a Coors Light.

1389
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:05,720
It was made by Coors.

1390
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,720
You know what I mean?

1391
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,720
Yeah, it was made by Coors, so that would explain it.

1392
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:11,720
Oh, they're light.

1393
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,720
They are, aren't they?

1394
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:14,720
Or at least they were.

1395
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:15,720
That explains it.

1396
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:17,720
They're more like a Coors Light.

1397
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:18,720
That's why.

1398
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:19,720
They probably...

1399
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:24,720
It's probably the shade at the bottom of the kegs.

1400
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:28,720
But Natty is an Anheuser-Busch, so...

1401
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:32,720
Yeah, yeah, and the other one is a Miller Coors.

1402
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:33,720
Right.

1403
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:35,720
Okay, Millennials and Gen Zs.

1404
01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:36,720
Now, I know this first one.

1405
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:38,720
I got an answer to this first one right off.

1406
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:42,720
75 percent prefer natural ice.

1407
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:43,720
You know why?

1408
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:44,720
Natural ice.

1409
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:45,720
Yeah.

1410
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:46,720
You know why?

1411
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:47,720
That's a college beer.

1412
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:48,720
What?

1413
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:49,720
College beer.

1414
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:53,720
College kids drink Natty Ice and Natty Light.

1415
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:54,720
It's cheap.

1416
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:59,720
They can get it virtually anywhere, and they can get a lot, you know.

1417
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:02,720
So that's why 75 percent of them prefer Natty Light.

1418
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:10,720
It's kind of like a fad.

1419
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:14,720
So 49 percent preferred Keystone.

1420
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:15,720
It's not a fad.

1421
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:16,720
It's affordable.

1422
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:17,720
No, that's what I'm saying.

1423
01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:18,720
It's cheap.

1424
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,720
And it became like sick to drink it.

1425
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:24,720
It became like the in beer because it was cheap and plentiful.

1426
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:27,720
It's a college beer now.

1427
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:31,720
49 percent preferred Keystone.

1428
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:33,720
And that again...

1429
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:36,720
That's why the Keystone was right along there.

1430
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:37,720
It's cheap, you're right.

1431
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,720
And so these are college beers.

1432
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:43,720
And then 45 percent preferred Pabst Blue Ribbon.

1433
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:45,720
That doesn't surprise me.

1434
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:49,720
Well, yeah, see, that's a stouter beer.

1435
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:50,720
That's what I like about Pabst.

1436
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:51,720
I do too.

1437
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:52,720
I like the real...

1438
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:54,720
It's got a really bold flavor.

1439
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:55,720
So...

1440
01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:56,720
Yeah.

1441
01:07:56,720 --> 01:08:04,720
44 percent prefer Old Style.

1442
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:06,720
That surprised me.

1443
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:09,720
Yeah, it's been years since I've had Old Style.

1444
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:13,720
I don't even remember what it tastes like.

1445
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:15,720
Yeah, it was a stout.

1446
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,720
It was a stronger beer, yeah.

1447
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:19,720
It was a stronger beer.

1448
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:21,720
I remember it being a stronger beer.

1449
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:23,720
Well, yeah, with the name stout.

1450
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:25,720
You know, come on.

1451
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:30,720
43 percent preferred Old Milwaukee.

1452
01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:31,720
I see that.

1453
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:33,720
Yeah.

1454
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:38,720
Old Milwaukee didn't even register on the Exxers one.

1455
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:39,720
It's interesting.

1456
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:40,720
No.

1457
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:46,720
43 percent Milwaukee's Best.

1458
01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:49,720
Wow, it hit the chart.

1459
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:51,720
I was surprised it's not on the Exxers.

1460
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:57,720
Well, actually, Milwaukee's Best was off Old Milwaukee, so...

1461
01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:00,720
It was a Miller product.

1462
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:07,720
Oh, well, yeah, but anyway, back in the day, yeah, Milwaukee's Best, when it come out.

1463
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:08,720
Uh-huh.

1464
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:10,720
That was it.

1465
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:11,720
It was the cheap.

1466
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:15,720
You'd buy a suitcase for less than 10 bucks, you know.

1467
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,720
You see, I liked Old Milwaukee, and I'm surprised...

1468
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:19,720
Oh, Schlitz is on here, actually.

1469
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:22,720
Old Milwaukee and Schlitz used to be made by the same company.

1470
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:25,720
My dad drank a lot of Old Milwaukee, too.

1471
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,720
I liked Old Milwaukee over Milwaukee's Best.

1472
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:30,720
Milwaukee's Best tasted okay, but it gave me a headache.

1473
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,720
Yeah, exactly.

1474
01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:39,720
49 percent, no, no, no, 43 percent, Stroh's.

1475
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:41,720
All right.

1476
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:44,720
42 percent, Ham's.

1477
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:47,720
Now, remember, Ham's was the second most preferred for Exxers.

1478
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:54,720
42 percent, then even Olympia, and Olympia was the first for Exxers and 10 Boomers.

1479
01:09:54,720 --> 01:10:00,720
Yeah, but Olympia's way down on the Millennials and Gen Zers.

1480
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:02,720
What about the younger generation?

1481
01:10:02,720 --> 01:10:03,720
They don't know.

1482
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:08,720
41 percent, that's right, preferred, uh, Weedman.

1483
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:09,720
I'm surprised they even...

1484
01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:12,720
I'm surprised they didn't even register it, honestly.

1485
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:15,720
I didn't think Weedman would do anything with the Youngers.

1486
01:10:15,720 --> 01:10:22,720
Um, 32 percent, Lone Star.

1487
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:23,720
I think I said 32.

1488
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,720
Did I say 32 or 42?

1489
01:10:26,720 --> 01:10:27,720
I think 32.

1490
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:28,720
Okay.

1491
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:32,720
32 percent, Schlitz.

1492
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:34,720
You see, I'm surprised Schlitz wasn't...

1493
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:36,720
This is another one like old Milwaukee.

1494
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:41,720
I'm surprised that the Boomers and Exxers didn't have Schlitz up there.

1495
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:46,720
Because remember how popular Schlitz was for a while?

1496
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:48,720
Yeah, yeah.

1497
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:51,720
Well, it really fell out of favor with our generations.

1498
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:55,720
Even if... even if everybody joked about it, Schlitz gave you the shit.

1499
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:56,720
Yeah, but we still drank it.

1500
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,720
Yeah, it gave you the shit.

1501
01:10:58,720 --> 01:10:59,720
It was...

1502
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:02,720
There was still selling the hell out of it back then.

1503
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:03,720
I know.

1504
01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:05,720
It really... it went straight out of our generation.

1505
01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:08,720
But we're talking about today.

1506
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:09,720
That's right.

1507
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:12,720
And I think maybe distribution might be a problem with the Schlitz.

1508
01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:16,720
We're talking about our kids and grandkids here.

1509
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:17,720
Yep.

1510
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:23,720
32 percent of the Millennials and Xers prefer Getz.

1511
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:26,720
I don't really have an opinion on that, do you?

1512
01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:28,720
No.

1513
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:32,720
32 percent? Like Buckhorn?

1514
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:33,720
Okay.

1515
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:36,720
See, I didn't know you could still get that.

1516
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:38,720
It's got to be in a limited area.

1517
01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:39,720
I guess so.

1518
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:40,720
I'd love to get some Buckhorn.

1519
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:42,720
If I get some Buckhorn, I would just...

1520
01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:43,720
I'm going to try to...

1521
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:48,720
Hey, hey assholes, somebody send me some Buckhorn beer, please.

1522
01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:49,720
Hang on a second.

1523
01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:50,720
Okay, let me...

1524
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:51,720
Let's put that on the...

1525
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:52,720
We're going to look up...

1526
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:54,720
We're going to look up Buckhorn beer here in a second.

1527
01:11:54,720 --> 01:12:00,720
And 28 rounded off the Xers and Millennials with Stag.

1528
01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:02,720
So let's see here.

1529
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:05,720
I bet you I can find out about Buckhorn really quick.

1530
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:09,720
Let's see what Mr. Google has to say about Buckhorn beer.

1531
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:10,720
All right.

1532
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:14,720
Hey, do you want me to go into a story?

1533
01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:16,720
Yeah, go ahead while I'm doing this.

1534
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:19,720
If I have one, you will be interested in it.

1535
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:23,720
Buckhorn is made by past.

1536
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:24,720
Oh!

1537
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:25,720
Blue ribbon.

1538
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:26,720
Okay.

1539
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:27,720
Yeah.

1540
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:28,720
And so is Shiner.

1541
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:29,720
Yeah.

1542
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:34,720
So I didn't know Buckhorn was still even being made.

1543
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:35,720
Anyway.

1544
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:36,720
Yeah.

1545
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:37,720
Okay, go ahead.

1546
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:39,720
I'm trying to get my mind out drinking.

1547
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:40,720
Come on, dude.

1548
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:41,720
Oh, sorry, man.

1549
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:42,720
You know what?

1550
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:43,720
I shouldn't have done this.

1551
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:46,720
Well, I'm allowed a few every now and then.

1552
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:47,720
Okay.

1553
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:50,720
I just, yeah, I can't do it every day no more.

1554
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:52,720
No, I'm glad you're not.

1555
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:54,720
So go ahead with your story.

1556
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:56,720
Oh, yeah.

1557
01:12:56,720 --> 01:13:00,720
This shocked me.

1558
01:13:00,720 --> 01:13:12,720
American hard rock band Skid Row is introducing a new lead singer after partying with his previous frontman.

1559
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:14,720
You want to hear my joke on that?

1560
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:18,720
I remember them.

1561
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:23,720
Go ahead.

1562
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:30,720
This time, however, it's a front woman.

1563
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:32,720
Oh, Lizzy Hill.

1564
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:34,720
You heard me right.

1565
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:44,720
Skid Row is about to get a woman lead singer.

1566
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:55,720
Lizzy Hale, the front woman of the band, Hailstorm, will fill in as Skid Row's lead singer for four concerts.

1567
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:58,720
I hope they come by close because I want to see that.

1568
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:00,720
I'm so excited about that.

1569
01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:01,720
She's a great singer.

1570
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:10,720
Skid Row concerts featuring Hale are May 17th in Carterville, Illinois.

1571
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:11,720
Okay.

1572
01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:12,720
That's not far.

1573
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:16,720
May 18th in Riverside, Iowa.

1574
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:20,720
May 31st in Reno.

1575
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:25,720
And June 1st in Sacramento, California.

1576
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:28,720
And that's it?

1577
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:30,720
Four concerts.

1578
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:32,720
Damn it, I thought it was going to be more than that.

1579
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:35,720
Riverside, Iowa is four hours and 41 minutes away.

1580
01:14:35,720 --> 01:14:42,720
It's near the Tri-Cities, Cedar Rapids, and all that.

1581
01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:46,720
That would be awesome.

1582
01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:51,720
What day is it?

1583
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:52,720
Let's see.

1584
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:55,720
May 17th, Carterville, Illinois.

1585
01:14:55,720 --> 01:14:58,720
May 18th, Riverside, Iowa.

1586
01:14:58,720 --> 01:15:05,720
Okay, let's see if I can even make that number one.

1587
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:08,720
May 18th.

1588
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:09,720
I'm already checking on this.

1589
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:15,720
Okay, May 18th is a Sunday.

1590
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:17,720
That's possible.

1591
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:21,720
We'll see.

1592
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:27,720
Let me finish this last little bit here.

1593
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:32,720
Hal Faurie becomes Skid Row's first female lead vocalist

1594
01:15:32,720 --> 01:15:40,720
since the band was founded in Tom Rivers, New Jersey in 1986.

1595
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:46,720
She replaced his previous vocalist, Eric Gronwall,

1596
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:50,720
who joined the band in 2022,

1597
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:57,720
but was stepped down from his position to focus on his full recovery

1598
01:15:57,720 --> 01:16:05,720
after being nosed with acute lymphoblastic leukemia in March 2021.

1599
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:08,720
Oh, I didn't know that's why he was stepping down.

1600
01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:10,720
Yes.

1601
01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:13,720
Well, Skid Row hasn't done themselves any favors.

1602
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:21,720
Lizzy comes back and says, I'm stepping in for a few days as a lead singer to Skid Row.

1603
01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:24,720
You know, Skid Row hasn't done themselves any favor, Rob,

1604
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:29,720
because they have had like 30 lead singers in the last 10, 20 years.

1605
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:31,720
I mean, they just cannot keep a lead singer.

1606
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:34,720
Now, this one, there's a legitimate reason why he's not there.

1607
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:36,720
Dude, right, right, right.

1608
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:38,720
Yeah.

1609
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:42,720
But they went through so many different people, it's just I don't care anymore.

1610
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:44,720
Now, Lizzy Hale, I care.

1611
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:48,720
I think she would be a good placement.

1612
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:50,720
I wish she would join him permanently.

1613
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:57,720
Her voice with like the old school, yeah, it'd be perfect.

1614
01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:00,720
Sebastian Bach had such a high register.

1615
01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:02,720
I mean, she would do perfect.

1616
01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:05,720
That's what I'm saying. She would fit perfect.

1617
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:09,720
Yeah, I mean, if I can't make it, I'm definitely going to look up YouTube and watch that,

1618
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:10,720
because that's going to be cool.

1619
01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:12,720
Oh, yeah, we definitely have to watch that.

1620
01:17:12,720 --> 01:17:13,720
Yeah, wow.

1621
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:16,720
Well, thank you, Rob. That's a great story.

1622
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:20,720
And I'm glad you reported on it, because I saw it and I decided not to.

1623
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:22,720
I don't know what the hell I was thinking now.

1624
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:27,720
I mean, that was fantastic. Cool.

1625
01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:31,720
I mean, I imagine we have a lot of listeners that like Skid Row,

1626
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:35,720
and we have a lot of listeners that like Hale's story.

1627
01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:40,720
I know for a fact that Grandma Opal loves Skid Row.

1628
01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:47,720
Maybe not. What were you saying? I'm sorry, Rob.

1629
01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:49,720
I don't know. You just lost me there.

1630
01:17:49,720 --> 01:17:52,720
Oh, sorry. Damn it. I did it again.

1631
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:55,720
I'm sorry, Grandma. He did not mean that.

1632
01:17:55,720 --> 01:17:57,720
I derailed it. I mean.

1633
01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:59,720
Oh, no. You might like Skid Row.

1634
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:02,720
Yeah, maybe. Look, I already ran off Ruthann.

1635
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:05,720
You better go ahead and say an apology for me, Rob.

1636
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:14,720
I figured Grandma Opal would be more like into older country.

1637
01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:18,720
Grandma Opal. You like Johnny Cash? We love Johnny Cash.

1638
01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:21,720
Yeah, Johnny Cash.

1639
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:25,720
Waylon Jennings. Let's see.

1640
01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:27,720
Cami Wynette.

1641
01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:34,720
The original Hank Williams. And maybe even the second.

1642
01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:36,720
She might also like some of the second.

1643
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:40,720
Now, I love Hank Williams the third. He is great.

1644
01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:44,720
Because he does all kinds of music. He does all of them.

1645
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:47,720
But anyhow, I'm pretty sure. Let's see who else.

1646
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:52,720
Chet. Damn it. What's his last name? Chet.

1647
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:58,720
Or Ritter. John Ritter's dad. Text Ritter.

1648
01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:01,720
Well, anyhow, you know what? We could go on and on.

1649
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:04,720
But you know, Opal, if you have some favorites you want to say,

1650
01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:08,720
have Jimmy break off an email to us and let us know who they are.

1651
01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:10,720
Yeah. Well, we'll wait to hear from you guys.

1652
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:14,720
Yeah, I know they haven't written me again after that.

1653
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:16,720
And I'm like, man, I want to hear from them.

1654
01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:18,720
We talk about them every podcast.

1655
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:23,720
Every night we say hello to them. Every night.

1656
01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:27,720
I'm sure they're okay. I'm sure they just haven't gotten around to emailing us.

1657
01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:30,720
And I hope they're still listening because that's fucking cool.

1658
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:33,720
I hope we haven't offended them.

1659
01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:36,720
Man, our podcasts have actually mellowed out quite a bit.

1660
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:39,720
We're not nearly as filthy as we used to be. So I don't know.

1661
01:19:39,720 --> 01:19:42,720
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We started off strong.

1662
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:45,720
But you know what? We're bringing it around. We're learning.

1663
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,720
Yeah. Yeah. We're bringing it. We're saving our filthiness for the bits and bunkers.

1664
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:50,720
We're learning what people want to hear.

1665
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:55,720
Yeah. Yep. So anyhow, and also I think it's a hell of a lot easier

1666
01:19:55,720 --> 01:19:58,720
whenever people look at you. You know what I mean?

1667
01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:01,720
Like the couple that are looking at us now.

1668
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:04,720
If we have podcasts like this as opposed to the other ones,

1669
01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:06,720
I mean, we still do the hairy asshole Olympics.

1670
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:13,720
And then what's coming up tomorrow, the who eats their earwax, you know, stuff like that.

1671
01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:16,720
But I mean, we still got to be us.

1672
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:18,720
Yeah. We still have to be us to a certain degree.

1673
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:25,720
But you know, anyhow, but we can't bend too much because that's why we're on the Internet.

1674
01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:29,720
That's why we're in this. Well, I mean, not like there's radio jobs out there anyhow.

1675
01:20:29,720 --> 01:20:33,720
But I mean, if there was, it doesn't matter. We could.

1676
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:35,720
Yeah. We wouldn't fit in.

1677
01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:37,720
No. No. No.

1678
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:40,720
We don't fit in with the FCC regulation.

1679
01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:44,720
We can do the hairy asshole Olympics and we'd have to do five songs in between each bit.

1680
01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:47,720
Oh. Yep. So, yeah.

1681
01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:49,720
Anyhow, all right. I think we're way over.

1682
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:52,720
I don't know because they had to split it in halves.

1683
01:20:52,720 --> 01:20:55,720
Yeah, we did. I'm at one eighteen.

1684
01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:58,720
Okay. That sounds about right.

1685
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:01,720
So anyhow, thank you assholes for listening.

1686
01:21:01,720 --> 01:21:06,720
Have a fantastic night, assholes.

1687
01:21:06,720 --> 01:21:09,720
Good night, assholes. Happy Easter tomorrow.

1688
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:14,720
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Happy Easter. And we will be doing another show tomorrow on Easter.

1689
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:16,720
The bunny does not stop us.

1690
01:21:16,720 --> 01:21:18,720
We will be here tomorrow night.

1691
01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:23,720
But I'm going to be on my best behavior because Easter is the day of Jesus rising.

1692
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:26,720
So I will have the 14 buckets.

1693
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:27,720
Yes. We are going to have to watch it tomorrow night.

1694
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:31,720
Yes. If they was noticed, I have not done a bit on Easter.

1695
01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:35,720
I've done them for a lot of other stuff, but I will not do a bit on Easter.

1696
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:38,720
Because Easter is the most sacred of all holidays.

1697
01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:42,720
If you believe in God and Jesus.

1698
01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:48,720
So if you notice, my Easter report was on Easter candy.

1699
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:50,720
There you go. You can't get more wholesome than that.

1700
01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:52,720
That was our last one.

1701
01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:55,720
Richie Cunningham loved Easter candy.

1702
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:58,720
That's how American that was.

1703
01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:00,720
Anyway, everybody have a good night. We already said good night.

1704
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:02,720
All right. See you guys. Bye.

1705
01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:05,720
Good night, assholes.

1706
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:08,720
Oh, no, looks like the show's over kids.

1707
01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:13,720
Mark has explosive diarrhea and can't afford a wireless mic.

1708
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:41,720
You're not assholes. They'll be back invading your ear holes soon.