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The audio equivalent to the meat sweats. 18 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Hi all. This is Chicago. I am the most dangerous city in North America. You can't touch me. 19 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Oh yeah? This is Kansas City here. Hold my beer, bitch. 20 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone. 21 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 We Talk. Kansas. 22 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:07,000 Hello everybody. This is Two Douchebags and a Microphone. I am Mark. 23 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 And I am Rob. 24 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Hey Rob, how's it going? 25 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:18,000 It's going pretty good actually. Today's Wednesday. It's actually my Thursday this week. 26 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Oh, you got Friday off? 27 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Yes. Our company gives us Good Friday paid holiday. 28 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,000 That's good. 29 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Because Easter is always on Sundays. 30 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:38,000 That is a good Friday. That's a real good Friday being off in New York. 31 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:44,000 So, yeah, I'm relaxing. Right now I'm going to be bored. I got plenty to do. 32 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Yeah, you're kind of like me. I've been on vacation all week, but I have not been on vacation. 33 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,000 I didn't go anywhere about doing stuff around the house. 34 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:04,000 And anyhow, we're having some more hot tub issues. The main drain and the pump. 35 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 There's a big pipe that goes to the pump that comes out from the pump. 36 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,000 And it's the main circulator of the water in there. Well, it's leaking. 37 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:19,000 And it's been leaking all over the deck for a little while, but we hadn't noticed it, right? 38 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 So we noticed it the other day and the wood is starting to give in a little bit. 39 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:35,000 So anyhow, I had to go get, I bought a 12 ton jack and I had to go underneath it and put a concrete pad underneath it so it won't sink. 40 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:44,000 So I got to jack up that part in the middle of the hot tub where the deck is. 41 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,000 I got to jack it up and I'm going to put a couple of posts under there to hold it. 42 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:58,000 I'm going to measure them and fit them right and then let the jack down and let it support that area for now until later. 43 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:05,000 I think it's going to be okay because we caught it early enough that the wood isn't just disintegrating. 44 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,000 You'll have to keep an eye on that wood. 45 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Yes, exactly. The first thing I'm going to do is seal it and paint it really good and then see where that goes from there. 46 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:22,000 But anyhow, I had to go into Harbor Freight and get all this stuff. 47 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,000 I was telling you that there's a neat new thing that got going on, right? 48 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Hello. Hello. 49 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Harbor Freight doesn't pay us to endorse them, but this is a cool thing. 50 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,000 So I go in there and I see the prices of these things. 51 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:47,000 For instance, the 12-ton jack was $80 and it had a blue price tag on there that said $45. 52 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 So I'm like, huh. Well, obviously I'm going to take the $45. 53 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,000 So I put it in the cart. Even if it's $85, I'm going to buy it, right? 54 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:04,000 But it's virtually half price because it's a really nice 12-ton jack that I could use not just on the deck, 55 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:08,000 but anything that I got going on around here at 12-ton jack comes in really handy. 56 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:13,000 So anyhow, I go up to the counter. I got a couple other items that I needed. 57 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:18,000 I go up to the counter and I go, which price is this? 58 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 So is it the blue or is it the regular price tag? 59 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,000 And she goes, well, it depends. 60 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:30,000 She goes, if you join our club at some sort of a Harbor Freight club deal, 61 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:40,000 and it costs like $25, $26 a year if you buy it for two years, it's like 26 bucks or something. 62 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 I think it's $44 for two years. 63 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:49,000 They have all these sales, they have giveaways, and then they have so much percent off 64 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,000 and they send you these flyers, you know, come on in and get this for free and come on in. 65 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,000 And we got a great sale on these tools and everything. 66 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Like one day they could have grinders on sale for like five bucks, right, or something like that. 67 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Next day they could have, I don't know, a jackhammer for half price. 68 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Just depends on what you're looking for, you know. 69 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,000 They even have little concrete mixers in there now, which is excellent. 70 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,000 And like we talked about off-air, Rob, we're both nuts about Harbor Freight. 71 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,000 You just have one open up too, right, in Camden, too? 72 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Oh yeah, we just had one, it's in Osage Beach. 73 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Okay, close enough. But love that store. 74 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:33,000 It used to be that, it looked to me like it used to be they just sold junk. 75 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Now they don't just sell junk. 76 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:40,000 They still sell junk, but they also sell higher end stuff too. 77 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:46,000 I mean, or not higher end, quality tools for a little, you know, for a really good price. 78 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 I mean, you're not going to get a price like this at any other place. 79 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:55,000 So essentially what Harbor Freight is doing is they're kind of being like a Costco now. 80 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Very smart. They're not calling it a membership, you know, or like a Sam's Club or something. 81 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 They're not calling it a membership. 82 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:10,000 They're calling it like their own little, I don't know, something club or something. 83 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,000 But essentially what that is, is it's a membership for cheaper prices. 84 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:27,000 So you give them $44 up ahead of time, like you give Costco, shit, I forgot how much it is, $60 for a white, $120 for a black card where you get money back and all that stuff, you know. 85 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:32,000 So anyhow, they just have one tier, they don't have all the other tiers. 86 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,000 But anyhow, you give them that money up front. 87 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Of course they get to use that money up front. 88 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 And then you get better prices on the back end. 89 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:46,000 I think it's a great idea and a great business model for a place like Home Depot. 90 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Or not Home Depot, but for Harbor Freight. 91 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,000 And what do you think, Rob, would you do that? 92 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Yeah, yeah, I think I would. 93 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 I buy enough tools that it would be worth it. 94 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:07,000 A lot of the guys I work with go to Harbor Freight and buy a lot of things. 95 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Oh, I love that story. 96 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:17,000 And actually, years ago when I was living in Kansas City, we would go to Harbor Freight. 97 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Yeah, I mean, and now they have like huge air pumps, industrial ones. 98 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Now they're everywhere. 99 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Yeah, they've had one in Lebanon that all the guys I know would go to. 100 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 So now you've got one in Osage Beach. 101 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Or Jeff City. 102 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 They have a couple in Columbia. 103 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,000 They just opened a brand new one in Osage Beach. 104 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Okay, and they also have two in Columbia, I know, because I did a lot of work on the... 105 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Oh, two in Columbia? 106 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,000 There's two in Columbia. 107 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,000 Okay, I thought there was only one. 108 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 No, there's two. 109 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:59,000 There's one on the north side of town and one on the extreme east side of town. 110 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:07,000 And the reason I know this is because a few years ago, I've done a lot of work in Columbia on the University of Missouri library and a couple other places. 111 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:17,000 And anyhow, I spent quite a bit of time in Columbia and I was on every side of Columbia and that's where I found out, you know, I was like, man, where the hell is that Home Depot? 112 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:23,000 So I typed it into Google and there's like one like a mile away and I'm like, oh, because I was out to the eastern edge. 113 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,000 I'm like, wow, so they have two. 114 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,000 I don't think they have three. 115 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 I think it's two. I thought I saw two on there. 116 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 So anyhow, they're doing pretty well. 117 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:37,000 I mean, they're kind of like being a smart company and doing stuff right, it looks like. 118 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:43,000 So anyhow, I got the mower fixed myself today and mowed the lawn. 119 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 And so I got a lot of stuff done. 120 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:51,000 So this is kind of neat having a vacation not going anywhere and actually get some shit done. 121 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Right, that's always nice. 122 00:10:54,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Yeah, and I think Friday I didn't get a chance to see the grandkids today because Val got to, but I had too much to do. 123 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:08,000 So hopefully Friday we're all going to go to the zoo and that ought to be fun. 124 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 So that'd be great. 125 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Yeah, especially with a little munchkins along. 126 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 So got to cherish time when you can. 127 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Trust me, I know I've got a three year old. 128 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Oh yeah, yeah, because one day before you know it, they're going to be older and it's just not quite the same. 129 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:30,000 I'm hoping to be around to watch him graduate and get there. 130 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Well, and that's everything that we talked about about your issue that you'd had. 131 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,000 And that's why you're doing something about it. 132 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 Yeah, I am. 133 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 And everybody's proud of you. 134 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,000 You've got a lot of emails. 135 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:49,000 I need to print a bunch of them off and just save them for you for when I see you. 136 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,000 You know, a lot of people really genuinely concerned about you. 137 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Well wishing everything. 138 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 I appreciate everybody. 139 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000 I appreciate it. 140 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:04,000 And like I said, my sword is raised. 141 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Just say battle, I'm going to win. 142 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Yep. Yep. 143 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,000 And thank you everybody for your concern and your kind words, except for two people. 144 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:19,000 And anyhow, I'm considering blocking them because I don't appreciate that. 145 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000 Some of the shit that they said. 146 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,000 Because if you step on someone that's having a hard time, that's what you do. 147 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 You step on them and take a shit on them. 148 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 That's what you do, really? 149 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 But everyone else was great. 150 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Anyhow, I've got a story here. 151 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 I got another Gen Z story Rob. 152 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 We know we love talking about Gen Z, don't we? 153 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Oh, we love it. 154 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000 Cool. 155 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Alright, well Gen Z, it seems like they have a new thing, relatively new thing. 156 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,000 It's called menu anxiety. 157 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,000 I'm not screwing with you. 158 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,000 This is not the fake story. 159 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:01,000 And no one caught my fake story yet from last week. 160 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000 And I'm very proud of it. 161 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000 So. 162 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000 And. 163 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,000 I heard nothing, so generally nobody's caught mine either. 164 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000 No one's caught either one of ours yet. 165 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,000 And I'll check the email again after we get off this program. 166 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000 And I'll see if anyone's figured it out. 167 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000 But so far they have not. 168 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000 I think that I cleverly hid mine so well. 169 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 I don't know if anyone's ever going to catch it. 170 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 And then yours has hid pretty well too. 171 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Okay, so menu anxiety in Gen Z. 172 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,000 And actually in all fairness, I've kind of had this before. 173 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 Okay, there you are not really paying attention. 174 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 And you got like 10 people at a table right. 175 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 And oh no, somebody's birthday or something. 176 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Then also everyone elects you to go first. 177 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 And you've been too busy bullshitting. 178 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 And you're like, ahhhhh. 179 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,000 I see where you're going now, yes. 180 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 And you're on the spot and you're like, oh man. 181 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000 What do I do? 182 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 And then you're trying to scan the menu really quick. 183 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 And get something. 184 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:07,280 Oh cheeseburger! I'll just go with cheeseburger and curly cubes. 185 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:12,560 You know and then later on someone orders something really fantastic down the line. 186 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,680 You're like, they had that on the menu? Oh yeah it was on the menu. 187 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,520 Yeah you didn't see it. It was right there in the front. 188 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:23,280 I'm like no I didn't because you guys made me go first and so I got screwed. 189 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,720 So anyhow. 190 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:28,880 Oh I totally know that feeling. 191 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:34,320 Yeah it sucks. It happens it it happens every now and then and you miss out on some good food 192 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:39,520 because you have to start the order because everyone's looking at you staring at you burning 193 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,160 holes through you because they're all hungry. So. 194 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:47,520 Well the way I am when we have family dinners or whatever. 195 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,320 Yeah. 196 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:51,280 I always want last ones to go. 197 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:57,440 You know yeah and then you're at a restaurant you're the one the first ones. 198 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:01,360 Yeah that's weird. Oh you talk about getting put on the spot and all of a sudden you're like. 199 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,040 Yeah yeah yeah. 200 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,080 It really is a form of anxiety to be fair. 201 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:13,520 I don't know if I take it as far as these guys do in Gen Z but it does it rattles me a little bit. 202 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:19,200 I'm like oh shit man everyone's depending on me to lead off here and and get this ball to rolling 203 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:23,680 and here I am going oh not even looked at the menu once because I was too busy talking about 204 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:29,920 some stupid story with somebody. So anyhow so in other words if I'm not doing a podcast I'm doing 205 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:38,000 a podcast talking to other people. So yeah yeah pretty much. Okay and going out to dinner for the 206 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:45,280 lecterny list of things Gen Z simply can't or won't do like the rest of us. 207 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:51,520 A surprising majority of young people reported suffer from menu anxiety while eating in a public 208 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:58,640 setting. A study conducted by British restaurant chain Prezzo found. Okay it doesn't say what they 209 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:09,200 serve. So anyhow the name of it is Prezzo found. So anyhow researchers asked more than 2,000 people 210 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:14,720 how relaxed they felt while eating out hoping to gauge how enjoyable the experience is for everyone. 211 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:22,800 About 86 percent of Gen Z adults 18 to 24 in this study admitted they have suffered from menu anxiety 212 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:31,440 while dining in restaurants compared to 67 percent of all the respondents. Some of these young adults 213 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:37,280 34 percent reported feeling so anxious they wind up asking other people at table to speak to the 214 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:43,760 waiters on their behalf. Wow! While most people look forward to dining out during the holiday season 215 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:50,000 or birthdays we know as our research shows it can be stressful for some. 216 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:56,400 About let's see there's a little bit more on this I'm going to figure out. 217 00:16:56,400 --> 00:17:01,760 Don't want to go any further. Yeah there's a little bit the frequent occurrence of this very specific 218 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:08,480 fear appeared to be triggered by the increasingly exorbitant amount cost of a meal out. Oh wow! 219 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:16,080 Okay okay so not only are you on the spot for for you know getting the order started but also 220 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:21,920 it's the cost of the meal. They're you know they're looking at the menu going shit man that's 25 bucks 221 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:26,960 all I got's 30 and I've got to get that in the water I guess and I'll have like a few bucks for 222 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:33,680 a tip. I get that you know the Gen Zers they're not they're not as far along as we are so they 223 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:37,680 don't they're not making the same money we are they don't have the same money in our bank like 224 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:43,280 we do you know what I mean and they probably don't keep track of it as well as we do either 225 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:50,240 because they're young. I was young once you know so um okay the exorbitant. I've never been young 226 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:59,360 no never. So the. I've always been old. Okay along with the respondent worrying about not being able 227 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:04,800 to find something they like on the menu or after the fact regretting what they ordered. Now I've 228 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:11,440 done that before some even took it to extreme with almost 40 percent of Gen Z customers saying they 229 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:17,760 simply wouldn't go out for dinner if they couldn't check the menu first. I get that because the menu 230 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:25,120 is so easy to check you go online and everybody has their menu online. A similar study this one 231 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:30,720 conducted in the United States found that 10 Americans have menu anxiety uh three and 10 232 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:37,680 Americans have menu menu anxiety. Surprise Gen Zers are the more nervous than the older generations 233 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:44,560 that's another thing too. The older you get the more you don't give a shit right so if they put 234 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:50,640 you on the spot um I think I would just sit there and take my time ordering and if anyone didn't 235 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:57,680 like it they could jump in front of me. But before I wouldn't think about doing that I'd be like I 236 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:02,160 better come up with something quick that way everyone can like go go about their business 237 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:08,080 ordering. So nowadays I would take my time and I'd look hey how's the meatloaf here hey um uh 238 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:15,920 is it? Yeah just well I think I would just pass it on to everybody else you know and then. Well I 239 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:22,160 try to decipher it with the waiter real quick but everybody looks antsy I'll be like hey you you go 240 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:30,240 ahead I'm gonna figure this shit out. Right. So uh anyhow. And the bigger the group the worse it gets. 241 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:36,640 Yes I agree with that. Definitely. And the more pressure you feel um real quick real quick 242 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:44,400 programming note I forgot we have uh invisible ass paddling a little bit later. Oh damn. Yeah 243 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,720 we couldn't get to him last night. It's been a while. Yeah we couldn't get to him last night well 244 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:56,000 it's just gonna have to be like this maybe like just keep a running tab but people need ass 245 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:01,120 paddling and I'm gonna have like three or four sheets of ass paddling and then when we get some 246 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,760 time I'll just work them in hey let's do some ass paddling. You know how like we do the did you 247 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:12,320 knows and the in the hard facts and stuff like that just be like it. So just uh two three four 248 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:17,680 five yeah. Yeah yeah and be like hey you feel like some ass paddling Rob hell yeah let's paddle some 249 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:24,800 asses. So anyhow Rob you got something. Yeah that's what I think too I think it'll work well. 250 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:34,160 So Rob you got something you want to go to. Yes I do. You said you want to start off right tonight. 251 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:44,960 I'm just turning off really light. Okay. I found this one on all recipes. I like that website I've 252 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:51,840 used it quite a bit actually. Oh really? Yeah they uh they have some fantastic stuff on there. They 253 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:58,800 have the clone recipes you know what I'm talking about. Oh yeah I did not know that. Yeah they have 254 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:04,960 the clone recipes like uh here's how you here's how you make a perfect taste in White Castle 255 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:11,040 just like hot off the grill. This is how um for one is like uh Jack Stack you know Jack Stack around 256 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:17,040 here barb...famous barbecue restaurant. They tell you how they make their beans their barbecue beans. 257 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:25,680 Their cheesy corn bake is on there. Jesse Jim's bean recipe yeah you know their famous beets that's 258 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:33,200 on there. It's a clone um it's a I believe it's uh all season or all recipes is the one that 259 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:38,480 has some of these clone recipes on it. If I'm wrong I'm sorry but I thought that was the name of it but 260 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:42,160 anyhow I love the clone recipes because you can make stuff that tastes just like 261 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:51,120 there at home. So anyhow go ahead I'm sorry derailed it. Well with well with this being Wednesday 262 00:21:53,120 --> 00:22:01,040 this Sunday is Easter. Yep. I got up to a little Easter in the night so here we go. Cool. 263 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:09,440 Forget about March Madness. The only bracket I cared about this month was the one associated with 264 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:18,560 the 2024 Cadbury Bunny Tryouts contest. Oh yeah. If you're unfamiliar with the last six years 265 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:30,880 Cadbury has held auditions for its next mascot the Cadbury Bunny and the winners have been almost 266 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:44,880 every animal but a bunny. Okay. In 2000 in 2019 and 2020 a dog to a dog to a dog to a dog to a dog 267 00:22:44,880 --> 00:23:02,960 and 2020 a dog took the top spot. Interesting. Cool. And in 2021 a frog. Yes a frog. I love that. 268 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:21,040 Down the winning bunny years. Cool. A one-eyed cat named Crash took prize last year. I don't 269 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:34,080 know how you got that. Yeah. Crash. The few years winner maybe it's most adorable but unexpected 270 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:46,560 Cadbury Bunny yet. Cool. And I just want I'm reading it okay but this part of the story but it shows 271 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:56,720 an Instagram from Cadbury USA. Okay. So everybody go and look I'm gonna read it to you. 272 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:11,040 Congrats Louie you're the next Cadbury Bunny. Woohoo. Louie is a two-year-old raccoon 273 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:21,520 from Miami Florida who was rescued by his owner Jamie in 2021 after he had been deemed unfit to 274 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:31,440 live in the wild. When he isn't lounging in his favorite tree he's busy fundraising for wildlife 275 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:43,440 rescue and rehabilitation centers by creating art using his toe painting skills. They also go on to 276 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:54,400 say thank you to all the other finalists all your family and friends and every bunny. Everybody. 277 00:24:54,400 --> 00:25:06,240 Everybody. Awesome. I love that light story. You said you want to start that life. Oh yeah and 278 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:14,560 then I got some stuff to go into too but Rob did you know that the Mayans love coffee for real? 279 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:22,000 I'm not joking around. No I didn't know. Yeah yeah they stone ground it they ground the beans 280 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:29,840 with a stone. Well you know Rick from the Filthy Bean has figured out how to replicate that recipe 281 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:35,920 and his new stone ground. Is he still talking to us? Yes he is well we're gonna go there here soon. 282 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:45,120 So yeah yeah we are. Yeah the Filthy Bean has a new blend that's at Kroger's and other select stores 283 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:50,480 just in Tennessee right now. He's going to be branching out to some of the borders like maybe 284 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:56,160 I don't know the Missouri border the Illinois but you know just he's going to be branching out. 285 00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:04,960 But I thought it reached down right into Mississippi a little bit. Oh maybe it did it might have so. 286 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:13,280 It was Tennessee and I think Mississippi I think. Okay okay well his stone ground Mayan coffee is 287 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:21,440 insanely good. He has somehow figured out the replica. Rick went to these Mayan areas I believe 288 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:29,520 in Central America to research this and he took the beans and he figured it out. He went there and 289 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:35,200 he did all of this himself and he's very proud of this new recipe and it's really good and if you 290 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:40,400 can find it consider yourself lucky because it is flying off the shelves as soon as it gets on the 291 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:47,440 shelves and that's the Filthy Bean Mayan stone ground coffee. So if you see it grab it it'll be 292 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:54,320 worth it. So let's uh let's take our first break okay and um okay and I'm gonna come back with some 293 00:26:54,320 --> 00:27:00,880 ass paddling. Sound good? Oh I can't wait I'm ready. Me neither then there's some people who 294 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:11,360 fucking need it. So we'll talk to you. Hey some good ass paddling tonight would give me a very relaxing three day weekend. 295 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:15,360 Yeah all right we got some good ones. Right on. 296 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,160 Next up things overheard in hell. 297 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:39,440 The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat. 298 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:45,600 Good news if your good old pal your dog survives the apocalypse too broadleaf plantation is a good 299 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:51,920 answer for both of you. The entire plant is edible from root to tip. It can be roasted or raw and 300 00:27:51,920 --> 00:28:03,600 is safe for canines and humans. Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes in. Hey who took a dump in the cooler? 301 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,040 And now deep thoughts with Mark. 302 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:17,440 Whenever I mow my lawn then I look back at the front yard and there's always a couple of blades 303 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:25,360 sticking up. Are those the blades of grass that were smart enough to duck? Hmm I may never know. 304 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:36,640 Oh shit what's that over there? Oh no it's island of horrible jokes. 305 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:44,640 Want to hear a joke about paper? It's terrible. 306 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:59,840 You're all aware of the amber alert right? Well get rid of your disinfectants and rubber bedspreads kids. 307 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:05,840 It's the all new amber herd alert system. This fantastic early warning device helps one stay dry 308 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:11,760 and rid of all those annoying mattress invoices. Simply hook up to child under six or psychopath 309 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:16,320 and wait for the running water sound. This clever machine has three distinct settings 310 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:23,840 babbling brook ocean waves and roaring river for those close call. Order today and get a free Cinnabon Renews It Cartridge. 311 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:41,440 Oh lord that man just saw a puppy in half. Hey there don't worry I have a clown nose. 312 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:53,840 Oh no that drunk guy just hit my child. It is okay I have a clown nose. 313 00:29:54,960 --> 00:30:09,600 Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions. Grab one today and make magic happen. 314 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:18,480 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity. 315 00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:23,920 You are the human equivalent to a participation trophy. 316 00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:34,960 Two douchebags and a microphone. 317 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,960 We talk cases. 318 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,960 And I am Rob. 319 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:56,960 Alright well like I promised Rob we have some ass padlins coming up to some very deserving people and groups or entities or whatever. 320 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:04,960 Anyhow for the newer people the people have been around a while listening to this program they know that we have been doing the ass padlins for quite some time. 321 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:12,960 Topher and I started off maybe on the third episode we ever done. So this is invisible ass padlins to people that need it. 322 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:20,960 And the way the story goes this is how it originated. Topher and I were walking on the beach in the morning in the sand. 323 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:36,960 And we were not holding hands even though Rob and his brother swear we were. The sunlight was glistening off of our hair. 324 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:44,960 And the wind was blowing it back just a little bit. And we were walking along and all of a sudden I stubbed my toe. 325 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:52,960 And I looked down and Topher goes hey dude that looks like a genies bottle. And I go no way that is not a genies bottle. 326 00:31:52,960 --> 00:32:00,960 And I go over there and hey Topher it is a genie bottle it looks like it. So I uncork it and the genie pops out. 327 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:08,960 And we are like hey we get three witches. And he goes he rolls his eyes. He is a very condescending genie and he couldn't stand us. 328 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:14,960 But I let him out so he had to serve us. He said you believe everything you see on TV assholes no. 329 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:24,960 He said you get one wish one wish only and I suggest you make it count. And he goes maybe solve world hunger maybe the atmosphere maybe no more war. 330 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:32,960 He said why aren't you aint big on this you got one wish. And Topher and I looked at each other and said we want to be invisible so we can ass paddle people. 331 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:40,960 The genie rolled his eyes very reluctantly did this for us. So he granted us once a month or maybe more now. 332 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:53,960 We get to turn invisible and we get one person grabs the person pulls her pants down and the other person administers the swats on said ass cheeks. 333 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:59,960 So that is how this works and every month we deem the people that we are going to go smack in the ass because they need it. 334 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:07,960 So alright without any further ado and we have some people that are in the hall of fame like Skippy Bayless who else is in the hall of fame? 335 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:13,960 I'm up to four notebooks now. 336 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:15,960 Yeah we got a lot of people in the hall of fame. 337 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:23,960 Well no the whole show so I got it. I'm not on computer I don't have it stored. 338 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:29,960 Well I had it stored it just takes me a while to find it. 339 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,960 Oh you're going to have fun entering all this shit into that chrome book dude. 340 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,960 It's going to take you a while. 341 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,960 Okay here's ass paddling. 342 00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:47,960 Okay number one the Chicago Bears are getting ass paddling for practically giving away Justin Fields for hardly anything. One draft pick. 343 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:51,960 They got robbed. 344 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,960 They got mutilated. 345 00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,960 They got pantsed. 346 00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:06,960 So they get an ass paddling and this is the whole Bears organization. They all get an invisible ass paddling and I'm going to go step further Rob. 347 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,960 I'm going to give them a bear ass paddling. 348 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,960 Yeah what did you say? 349 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,960 Oh yeah yeah hey bear for the bears. 350 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:16,960 Yeah that's right. 351 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,960 So they're going to get a bear ass paddling because they need it. 352 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:22,960 Next one. 353 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:27,960 Okay well I hadn't even thought about it so I'll hold them for you. 354 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,960 Okay alright and I will administer said swats. 355 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:37,960 Number two our beloved Kansas City Chiefs I cannot ignore this. 356 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,960 Cannot ignore it. Have to. 357 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,960 Sorry I love you guys but you guys are getting an ass paddling. 358 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:51,960 And they're going to get a bear ass paddling too for letting Legerrius Snead go for two draft picks. 359 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:57,960 A third and then I don't know an eighth or whatever the fuck the last fifth one or I don't know sixth one. 360 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,960 Third and fifth. 361 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:03,960 Third and fifth. Letting Legerrius Snead go for a third and fifth. 362 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:08,960 So they get a bear ass paddling and they get warned. 363 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:14,960 If we pull some shit like this we'll put them in the Hall of Fame just because we love them means nothing. 364 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:20,960 I don't know I've talked to a lot of people that kind of agree with it. 365 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,960 Really? Because of the money? Because we can use that money somewhere else? 366 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:30,960 Well the money plus. 367 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:36,960 I mean look what Rashid Rice stepped up and did. 368 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,960 Okay they drafted really well. 369 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,960 He just did not. 370 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:47,960 A lot of people are feeling like he did not earn his key. 371 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,960 Legerrius Snead was the best. He was the best cornerback in the league Rob. 372 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,960 I thought he was too. 373 00:35:54,960 --> 00:36:02,960 He didn't allow one touchdown all year. Not one. And that's what the playoffs said Super Bowl. 374 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,960 I understand that he wanted to get paid and we couldn't afford to give him that huge contract. 375 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,960 But man could they franchise too. 376 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:17,960 Anyhow I'm still giving them bear ass paddling. 377 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:23,960 Next one. The NCAA tournament for having commercials more than the Super Bowl. 378 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,960 That's a record you don't want to beat. 379 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,960 I tried watching some of the tournament and it's almost impossible. 380 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:35,960 You can't hardly keep a concentration because they keep going to one commercial after another. 381 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,960 And then they interrupt everything. A foul or something. 382 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,960 Someone calls a timeout and they get a commercial on top of a commercial. 383 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:49,960 It's really going to be ridiculous just like football games. 384 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:55,960 Where it's like hey let's watch these commercials a football game might break out. 385 00:36:55,960 --> 00:37:00,960 I don't think I'm going to bear ass paddle them yet. 386 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:06,960 But they're getting close. What do you think? 387 00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,960 To be honest I ain't watched a single game yet. 388 00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,960 Ok. Well then this is me sitting up. 389 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:16,960 I work and then I got life. 390 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:20,960 Ok. Well then I guess you'll hold them for me right? 391 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,960 Oh. Life always. 392 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:29,960 Ok. Next. T-Mobile home internet for having outages regularly and screwing up my shows. 393 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:35,960 Because every time it goes out it takes 10 minutes for my fire stick to reload. 394 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,960 So if they have one little blip everything goes to shit. 395 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,960 Then I've got to wait 10 minutes for that damn fire stick to reload. 396 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:48,960 And they have little spurts of blips of nothing here and there and it sucks. 397 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:54,960 Meanwhile I'm sitting here working off AT&T on my phone. 398 00:37:54,960 --> 00:38:00,960 Well T-Mobile is the one that paved my area first. 399 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,960 I better give you a shot while I do it. 400 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:05,960 That's cool. 401 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:16,960 Alright. Lays and all other potato chips and all bag snacks for having us buy expensive air that fills half of the bag that should be product. 402 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:22,960 Yes. Yes. They get bare ass paddled and in the hall of fame. I'm sick of it. 403 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:28,960 I'll buy what looks like a big bag of chips and there's fucking nothing in there. 404 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,960 I mean it's just like maybe four handfuls. 405 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:36,960 It's like what the hell. This bag looks like it's huge. It looks like there's all kinds of chips in there. 406 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,960 I'm not going to need another one for a year. 407 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,960 Then you get in there and you're like man what the hell. Nothing. 408 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:48,960 So this shrink flation and lays in particular. You're getting ass paddling from this. 409 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:56,960 I know. I'm sitting here looking at a bag right now. Honestly. Seriously. 410 00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,960 Sitting here looking at a bag right now. I'm not happy with it. 411 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,960 Yeah. It's horrible. 412 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:16,960 Anyhow. Carvana for allegedly selling my information after I entered it in the website to sell a car. Then I chose to sell it to my nephew because he needed a car for a really good price. 413 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,960 So I pulled. They gave me an offer on the car. Right. 414 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,960 And then I pulled out and was like you know what. I'm not going to sell it now. 415 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:28,960 And I sold it to my nephew and gave him a really good price because he was looking for a car. 416 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:35,960 So. So anyhow. Right after that I started getting all these ads for cars. 417 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:45,960 Now how did they get. How did they all sudden. You know realize that I was selling a car and they're like trying to shove a new car up my ass. 418 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,960 I think I know how. I think that Carvana sells your information. 419 00:39:49,960 --> 00:40:01,960 Allegedly I have no proof but all I know is after I didn't sell it to them I have all these people calling or sending me sending me those flyers in the mail. 420 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:07,960 So I don't know. I don't know if they did or not but sure kind of looks like it to me. 421 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:14,960 So yeah. All that goes on you. I'll hold and pull you again. 422 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:21,960 OK. The Internet for making people temporarily think they know everything. 423 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,960 The Internet was already in the Hall of Fame before. 424 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:35,960 The Internet was already in the Hall of Fame before but this time it's a special bare ass paddling because I'm getting sick of people knowing everything because they read it on the Internet. 425 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,960 And this includes all these fake stories. 426 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:46,960 Man people get duped every damn day. Go hey hey did you hear it. I'm like no I don't think that's true. 427 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:53,960 You get on it and it's like OK where did that come from. Oh I don't know the something something website from. 428 00:40:53,960 --> 00:41:06,960 So I mean you know it wasn't anything legitimate and like people believe this shit and they go around and tell people about it and then stupid people believe it because the stupid person told them they read it on the Internet. 429 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:18,960 So the royal family for doctoring photos to make it look like Princess Kate is healthy when in fact she is badly cancer. 430 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:22,960 Yeah. Yeah. I read that. I read that. 431 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:32,960 Yep. Look I understand privacy and stuff but to me that's a form of lying when you doctor up a photo and make her look all healthy and everything. 432 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:34,960 That's extreme. 433 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,960 So yeah that right there took it over the limit. 434 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:43,960 Doctoring photos. Yeah. Yeah. So they get an ass paddling the royal family all of them. 435 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:53,960 Anyone in charge Charles Camilla Andrew has been thrown out but Andrew just needs like a bullet in his head in my opinion. 436 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,960 So I'm going to waste away like he's doing. 437 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,960 Yeah. Piece of crap. 438 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:09,960 Okay. All the idiots that complained that Santos Pizza had a sign that said for stupid people did not apply. 439 00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:17,960 I think that's fine. I wish more places would put up. Hey if you're stupid don't come in here and try to apply. We're not going to hire you. 440 00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,960 I mean that way you don't spend all that money trying to hire an idiot. 441 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:27,960 So all people have complained about it online everything you're getting an ass paddling. 442 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,960 Yeah. 443 00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,960 I agree. I was thinking that one. 444 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:39,960 Once you said that I was kind of wanting them to add them to the list. 445 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,960 Oh cool. Thank you for doing that. 446 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:54,960 Yep. And if people don't know about Santos Pizza is a couple of podcasts ago and it's a sign that said hiring smart people only stupid people don't apply or something like that. 447 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,960 You know. So anyhow they got a lot of heat for it. 448 00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:06,960 So next one tick tock for making zombies out of our youth and helping them do stupid fads and idiotic stunts. 449 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:14,960 Tick tock gets a bare ass paddling and in the Hall of Fame. They should have been there already. 450 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,960 I have an idea. 451 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,960 Okay. 452 00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:27,960 I think I just came up with a new ultra paddling. 453 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,960 Okay. 454 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:36,960 An ultra ass paddling. Now what does that entail? 455 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,960 Boat douche bags. 456 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:44,960 Of course every asshole gets in on it. 457 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:49,960 So that will be a new ultra ass paddling. 458 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,960 That's what I don't know. 459 00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,960 There's something that just stuck in my head when you said that. 460 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,960 That's the preliminary. 461 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:04,960 Okay we're going to work on that. We're going to have a new super duper ultra ass paddling. 462 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,960 Yeah we have the Hall of Fame but we need something over the top. 463 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:11,960 We need something that's just going to smoke their ass. You're right. 464 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:15,960 And I think that right there would do it. 465 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:16,960 Cool. 466 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,960 My opinion. 467 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,960 I think that sounds great. 468 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:32,960 So and finally the persons responsible or the person or persons or the groups responsible for scheduling all the road and bridge work for the state of Missouri. 469 00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,960 Bare ass in the Hall of Fame. 470 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:39,960 The most inconvenient times. 471 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,960 They schedule this shit. 472 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,960 Let's put them up for the new award. 473 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:46,960 Okay they get an ultra ass paddling. 474 00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,960 We dealt with it all. We dealt with it all for our lives man. 475 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:51,960 Yes. 476 00:44:51,960 --> 00:45:00,960 So they get an ultra ass paddling but we're going to go ahead and we're going to figure out exactly the particulars of an ultra ass paddling. 477 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:06,960 And the Missouri schedulers for their road work they're the first ones to receive an ultra ass paddling. 478 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:11,960 Also got another one. Skip Bayless too. 479 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,960 Yeah. 480 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:13,960 Yeah. 481 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:19,960 Okay and we might even throw in Joe Buck for just good measure but we'll talk about that later. 482 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,960 So let's go ahead and take our next break Rob. 483 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,960 No no no you know what go ahead and go with us. 484 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:31,960 Actually I think we give Joe Buck his own category. 485 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,960 Okay. 486 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,960 Okay let's go ahead and take our next break and we'll be right back here in a couple minutes. 487 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:39,960 Let's do it. 488 00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,960 And now Deep Thoughts with Mark. 489 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:48,960 Man I sure wish I was the garbage man. 490 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,960 You know what I could do if I was the garbage man. 491 00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:55,960 I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning. 492 00:45:55,960 --> 00:46:02,960 And then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash screaming stop halt. 493 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,960 Yeah that's what I'd love to do. 494 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:13,960 Hey fellas remember to wipe away from the twins. 495 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:20,960 Stay fresh ideas from the douche bags. 496 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,960 The apocalypse just happened. 497 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,960 You don't know what to do. 498 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,960 You don't know where to go. 499 00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,960 But we can tell you what you can eat. 500 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:37,960 Elderberries can be a delicious and tasty treat in the wild. 501 00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:42,960 During the apocalypse this can be a great go to food because it is also medicinal. 502 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:51,960 It helps with inflammation to headaches and also maybe you're sore from running from that radioactive antelope or whatever. 503 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,960 Take some elderberries. 504 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:58,960 Maybe you can run a little bit faster and get away from the damn thing. 505 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,960 Hey look I think we found land. 506 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,960 Oh my god I think we're safe. 507 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:10,960 Oh no it's the island of horrible jokes. 508 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:21,960 Elevator music is horrible on so many levels. 509 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,960 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. 510 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,960 It's strange insults from an alien. 511 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,960 Real hilarity. 512 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:36,960 You are dressed like an assistant debate coach at an Ohio State Middle School. 513 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:40,960 Do douche bags in a microphone raw and uncensored. 514 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,960 See behind the smoke show. 515 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,960 Watch as the douche bags get stung by a scorpion bee. 516 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:49,960 Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out. 517 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:54,960 Watch Mark revisit Clinton Missouri to claim his innocence for all the mad shitter accusations. 518 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,960 I didn't do it. I'm not the mad shitter. 519 00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:00,960 You can get both high quality DVD sets and a free douche bag calendar. 520 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,960 Mark off the day with a douche bag looking at you. 521 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:07,960 Supplies are limited so act now. 522 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,960 Now from this underground bunker in Camden, Missouri, 523 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:15,960 stock full of dried guts, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys, 524 00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:19,960 is ramblings of a mad man featuring Rob Rad. 525 00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:26,960 That fat man would look ridiculous solving crime on a sunny day. 526 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,960 Next time you take a dump, listen to two douche bags in a microphone. 527 00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,960 It's been proven in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal. 528 00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:44,960 Get in cover. 529 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,960 Microphone on Mark. 530 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,960 And I'm Rob. 531 00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:57,960 Here real quick, I got a couple of things I want to rattle off here. 532 00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:02,960 Burger King is gearing up for the total solar eclipse. 533 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,960 The fast food chain announced that they're giving out free burgers 534 00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:10,960 in honor of the rare celestial event passing over North America on April 8. 535 00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:15,960 The next total solar eclipse will not occur for another 20 years. 536 00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:19,960 And like the eclipse, which is expected to reach totality in certain cities 537 00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:23,960 for just four minutes, the Burger King deal will last all day. 538 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:29,960 The exclusive offer is for Royal Perk members who text Eclipse to 251-251. 539 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:35,960 Fans can then redeem the buy one get one free offer by ordering on the app 540 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,960 and online at bk.com through April 15. 541 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,960 If you're not a rewards member, you can still sign up and join 542 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:45,960 by downloading the app to be eligible for the sweet deal. 543 00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:51,960 And while we're talking about food, yeah, we're talking about Lay's chips, right? 544 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,960 And they get NASP patling, right? 545 00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:54,960 Yeah. 546 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:55,960 Okay. 547 00:49:55,960 --> 00:50:02,960 Well, Lay's on their Instagram took and put out a bag of chips on it 548 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:10,960 that said IHOP, Rudy Tootie, Fresh and Fruity flavored chips. 549 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:11,960 Everybody thought. 550 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:13,960 What the hell? 551 00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:14,960 Yes. 552 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,960 Everybody thought it was a joke. 553 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,960 Everybody was laughing. 554 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,960 They go, oh, that's a good one. 555 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,960 They're serious. 556 00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,960 They're coming out for a limited time. 557 00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:36,960 That is Lay's potato chips, IHOP, Rudy Tootie, Fresh and Fruity flavored potato chips. 558 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:42,960 Thoughts? 559 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,960 I have no thought on that. 560 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,960 To be honest, I have no thought. 561 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,960 Oh my God, why? 562 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,960 That's why I asked you. 563 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:54,960 I don't know why. 564 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:55,960 That's my thought. 565 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,960 Why? 566 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,960 And this is not the fake story, guys. 567 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:05,960 You guys haven't figured out my last one, so I can't do another fake story until you guys figure it out. 568 00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,960 Yeah, I can't either. 569 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:14,960 Yeah, we're kind of going to stand still on fake stories until you guys figure those out. 570 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,960 I don't know why, Rob. 571 00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,960 I don't know why. 572 00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:21,960 Maybe just to get publicity? 573 00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:27,960 I don't want to think about that name again. 574 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,960 Yeah, so anyhow, I think... 575 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,960 IHOP was Lay's Tootie. 576 00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:35,960 That sounds like a disaster to me. 577 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,960 That's just wrong. 578 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,960 I would agree. 579 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:58,960 And then finally, starting today, which was about a week ago, Sonic Drive-In has a new limited edition drink available called the Blackout Slush Float to give fans of an out of this world experience dedicated to the total solar eclipse. 580 00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:03,960 Now, customers can order a Blackout Slush Float. Everyone else is jumping on it. 581 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:09,960 Nationwide, it participates in locations starting March 25th through May... 582 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:10,960 Oh, I guess. 583 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:11,960 Okay. 584 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,960 It just started a couple of days ago, not a week ago, through May 5th. 585 00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,960 So through Cinco de Mayo. 586 00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:20,960 So March 25th through Cinco de Mayo, you can get a Blackout Slushie. 587 00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:28,960 It does not say what this Blackout Slushie is made out of, which is concerning to me. 588 00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:33,960 I mean, how do they get that color? What do they have to put in it? 589 00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,960 Right? 590 00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,960 I'm not even going to try it, so I don't care. 591 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,960 All right. Rob, we look at you for the next story. 592 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:49,960 All right. I'm going to go into the rock. 593 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:51,960 I'm going into rock and roll. 594 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:56,960 Sounds good to me. 595 00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:07,960 As he approaches 80, Rock legend Pete Townsend says that he might have one final tour left to do. 596 00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:11,960 It won't be just for the joy of music. 597 00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:20,960 Townsend confesses he's also been touring for the money. 598 00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:25,960 So he went through his money, I guess? 599 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:34,960 No, no. I don't know. He's touring for the money. It doesn't go into it. 600 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:41,960 It won't be just for the joy of music, Townsend. 601 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:49,960 It feels to me like there's one thing that he can do. 602 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:57,960 And that's a final tour where we play every territory in the world and then crawl off to die. 603 00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:59,960 Oh, wow. 604 00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:07,960 Townsend said in a recent interview with the New York Times, 605 00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:16,960 the original founder of the group, 60 years ago, Townsend is responsible for some of the rock. 606 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:21,960 It's the group's most iconic song. 607 00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:31,960 My generation, I can't explain, were you, Bob O'Reilly, one of my favorites. 608 00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,960 Yeah. 609 00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:42,960 Won't get pulled again and narrate all the songs on the rock opera Tommy. 610 00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:43,960 Wow. 611 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:56,960 OK, there's just two of the original members left, Townsend and lead singer Roger Daltrey, already 80. 612 00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:04,960 Daltrey acknowledges that such a tour would be one last chance to cash in. 613 00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:14,960 I don't get much of a buzz from performing with the hooties. He told the Times, 614 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:18,960 if I'm really honest, I've been touring for the money. 615 00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:24,960 No idea on any one of their lifestyle is pretty elevated. 616 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:29,960 You see, I find that refreshing, Rob, someone actually being honest about it. 617 00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:33,960 You know, everyone says, oh, we want to give the fans one more chance to see us. 618 00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:38,960 I wish they would just say, you know what, we really could use the money actually, too. 619 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,960 So it's like it's like taboo to say that for some reason. 620 00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:47,960 Roger Daltrey is already 80. 621 00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:56,960 Yeah. I don't know how well can Roger Daltrey still sing. He has a very strong voice. 622 00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:05,960 I don't know. That's just what Pete said. Well, but think about this, man. Think about this. 623 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:17,960 All these other groups are doing their tour on 50 years. Yeah. They would be 60 years. 624 00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:21,960 Oh, wow. Wow. That is something. 625 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:27,960 Think about it. That would put them in the record books. 626 00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,960 Well, you know what? And also, I think they deserve a farewell tour. 627 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:37,960 They haven't pulled the skimic before. Well, I mean, how many times a kiss have their farewell tour? 628 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:44,960 Ozzy had a couple. Motley Crue was still fucking. Yeah. So anyhow. 629 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:55,960 Well, that was Pete's version. Oh, that's cool. I don't know what Roger has said. 630 00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,960 I don't know. It takes both of them. 631 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:08,960 Yes. There's no way they could do it without Roger. Roger Daltrey, that voice, him himself. 632 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,960 Roger and Pete. Yeah. Yeah. 633 00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:15,960 Yeah. Pete Townsend and Roger Daltrey were always the two prolific members. 634 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:24,960 John Whistle, he died. Yes. Cancer. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 635 00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:29,960 Cocaine overdose. I do believe. Do believe. 636 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:33,960 I could have sworn it was cancer. Hang on. I'll find out. 637 00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:45,960 Let me go in. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. First one wins. Okay. 638 00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:52,960 It's John at Whistle, right? At Whistle. 639 00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:58,960 John at Whistle. Death. Cause of death. 640 00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:04,960 So you did pull up his name. 57 years old. 641 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:11,960 John Whistle had gone to bed that night with Aslan Rouse. 642 00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:24,960 Aslan Rouse. Aslan Rouse, a local stripper and groupie who awoke the next morning to find At Whistle cold and unresponsive. 643 00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:33,960 The Clark County medical examiner determined his death was due to a heart attack induced by an undetermined amount of cocaine. Yep. 644 00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:39,960 Oh, damn. See, I heard it was cancer. No, no. 645 00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:45,960 And I don't think John at Whistle was an original member anyhow, but he'd been with the band quite a while. 646 00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:51,960 So he was, you know, widely accepted. But anyhow, yeah, at Whistle had one. 647 00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:59,960 I believe it happened in Chicago. I think he went out on a little bender and just did too much. 648 00:58:59,960 --> 00:59:06,960 I was missing form. I was totally tired of cancer. 649 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:21,960 Nope. Nope. But anyhow, I mean, yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, he went out the way he wanted to probably, right? 650 00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:25,960 Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. 651 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:31,960 There you go. He went to the great beyond with a big smile on his face. 652 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:42,960 I got one for you. One of 7-Eleven's signature foods can now be washed down with a similar tasting drink, Rob. 653 00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:48,960 Now, what do you think 7-Eleven is famous for? 654 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:53,960 They have the Big Bite Hot Dog, right? 655 00:59:53,960 --> 01:00:01,960 Well, 7-Eleven is introducing a new line of 7-Select. It was good years since I've been with 7-Eleven. 656 01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:06,960 They had them for the Big Gulp. They had the Big Gulp and they had the Big Bite Hot Dog. 657 01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:13,960 So this was their keynote, their specialty, you know, what they're known for. 658 01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:21,960 So 7-Eleven is introducing a new line of 7-Select Sparkling Waters, including one that has hot dog flavor. 659 01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:25,960 Yes, hot dog flavored setzer water. 660 01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:33,960 In a news release on Wednesday, 7-Eleven said it teamed with Miracle Setzer, however you want to pronounce it, 661 01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:38,960 to create a line of the sparkling waters that will include Big Bite Hot Dog flavored sparkling water. 662 01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:43,960 More details about the availability of that water will be revealed on April 1st. 663 01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:50,960 Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I smell bullshit. I smell bullshit. 664 01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,960 April 1st. I ain't falling for that. 665 01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:59,960 Uh, nope. You know what? I'm reading this on the internet. I don't have paper to crumble. 666 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:02,960 Here, hang on. Hang on. Here's what I think of that story. 667 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:09,960 Dude, I just lost it. I was going through my phone and I just laid back. 668 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:12,960 April 1st. Okay. Alright, guys. 669 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:14,960 You got me. 670 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:25,960 So, anyhow, other flavors that they allegedly are going to come out with April 1st is lemon, lime, green apple, and sweet orange. 671 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:30,960 They want to be known for having craft setzer waters. 672 01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:39,960 And they figured that the hot dog would be like the shocking one or whatever. 673 01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:42,960 So, I don't believe it though. I'm telling you that right now. 674 01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,960 It's coming out April 1st. Bullshit. 675 01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,960 So, let's just wait and see. 676 01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:53,960 Yeah, we'll wait and see. But I'm not going to waste any time. I'm going to call bullshit on them right now. 677 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:57,960 I'm going to tell you I smell bullshit on this one. 678 01:01:57,960 --> 01:02:01,960 So, and since we're on food and stuff... 679 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:06,960 I'm telling that there fake story of the week. 680 01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:09,960 That is not the fake story of the week. 681 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,960 I encourage everyone to look that up and read what I'm reading. 682 01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:15,960 Oh, there. I'm sorry. Yeah. 683 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,960 Yeah, that is their fake story of the week. I agree. 684 01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,960 Yeah. Yeah. 685 01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:27,960 So, while we're on the subject of food, I got one more thing here that I'd like to tell people about. 686 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,960 Melt-a-Mores. 687 01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:35,960 Melt-a-Mores is Hostess' new brand, first ever version of a lava cake. 688 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:43,960 The fluffy chocolate mini cakes are filled with a sweet center that becomes gooey and melty after just five seconds in the microwave. 689 01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:49,960 The Melt-a-Mores will be available in two varieties, double chocolate and chocolate creamy caramel. 690 01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,960 Both cakes will be chocolate flavored with a chocolate drizzle, 691 01:02:52,960 --> 01:03:03,960 but the double chocolate will have a melted chocolate center and the chocolate creamy caramel that have a melted caramel center. 692 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,960 Let's see what else they got to say here. 693 01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:10,960 While the desserts are suitable for the microwave, you don't have to enjoy them that way. 694 01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:20,960 The Melt-a-Mores can be eaten as is, but zapping them in the microwave for five seconds really elevates the experience of a warm gooey chocolate cake. 695 01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:27,960 And it's most famously, it would be like Carnival's melting cake that they're so famous for. 696 01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:34,960 The melting chocolate cake where you stick your fork in and it caves in on it and this warm chocolate comes out. 697 01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:35,960 It's going to be like that. 698 01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:43,960 Hosted Melt-a-Mores are beginning to roll out now, so if you haven't already found them at your grocery store or favorite retailers, you will soon. 699 01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:53,960 The Melt-a-Mores will be available as a box of eight individually wrapped cakes at grocery stores and as single serve pack, which includes two cakes at convenience stores. 700 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:56,960 Whatever's going on to host this R&D room, we dig it. 701 01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,960 Keep it up. Keep it coming, hostess. 702 01:03:59,960 --> 01:04:02,960 So there you go. 703 01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:06,960 Melt-a-Mores sound pretty good to me. What do you think, Rob? 704 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,960 Yeah, it sounds pretty good. 705 01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:15,960 Yeah. All right, Rob, you got anything you want to go into for the last few minutes here of this here podcast? 706 01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:18,960 Oh, to be honest, I'm getting pretty tired, dude. 707 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:20,960 Okay. All right, that's cool. 708 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:22,960 I got a long day. 709 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:27,960 And besides that, you hadn't had a break really all week because we were doing liners the other night. 710 01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:29,960 Yeah, yeah. 711 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:34,960 And then you did a podcast last night. You're doing a podcast now. You didn't really have any rest at all. 712 01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:36,960 Right. 713 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:37,960 Yeah, I'm getting... 714 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:47,960 Thank God. After I get off work tomorrow, I've got till Saturday night. 715 01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:51,960 Oh, that's cool. All right, we'll get together. 716 01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:57,960 Well, unless you want to get together sometime Friday. We can do that. 717 01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:03,960 Yeah, we can probably do that. I'll have to reach out to you and let you know. I'm not sure my schedule. 718 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:08,960 Right, right. Yeah, I never know mine, so... 719 01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:16,960 I got a tax appointment in the morning, then the zoo in the afternoon, so maybe late afternoon. I don't know. It depends on how long I want to go. 720 01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,960 Well, I know. We can make it Saturday. 721 01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:23,960 All right, well, you know what? We'll figure it out because I'm off all these things. 722 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:24,960 Yeah, we'll figure it out. 723 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:32,960 Okay, sounds good. So I got some more liners that I'd like you to read off and stuff like that. 724 01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:37,960 Did you hear some of the new ones that I had in the last podcast released today? 725 01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,960 Yes, I did. Yes, I did. 726 01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:43,960 Are you? Oh, go ahead. 727 01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:51,960 Hey, by the way, I do have to answer an email. 728 01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:54,960 Oh, okay. 729 01:05:54,960 --> 01:06:01,960 Montrose, one to Palmdale. 730 01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:02,960 Do you remember that email? 731 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,960 Yes, I do. 732 01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:12,960 Well, Rob Rath got three days off. I'll come up. I'll do it by hand. 733 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:16,960 There you go. You can do it by hand, Montrose. 734 01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:23,960 Now, should they have that clay there? 735 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:28,960 They should have the clay right there, shouldn't they? 736 01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:32,960 You've got to have that clay so the pond doesn't leak, right? 737 01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:33,960 Right. 738 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:34,960 Yeah. 739 01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:36,960 Well, no, I'm just digging it. 740 01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,960 Oh, they're going to have to figure out. Okay, I got you. That's all they asked for. 741 01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:43,960 They wanted to dug. They wanted to dug. 742 01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:45,960 You know what? You're right. It didn't say anything else. 743 01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:49,960 I have a three-day weekend. I'll come up. I'll do it. 744 01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:54,960 There you guys go. Montrose, you hear that? He's going to dig your pond for you like you asked. 745 01:06:54,960 --> 01:07:00,960 Or, yeah, do you have all the car parts they're wanting or not? 746 01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:01,960 I'm working on it. 747 01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:04,960 All right. There you go. Rob's your man. Not always he's digging your pond. 748 01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:09,960 Well, I'm telling you, there is a battle there. 749 01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:15,960 I'm telling you. I mean, they left Titewatt alone on this last email, 750 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,960 but I'm sure they're going to be taking jabs out of me. 751 01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:24,960 I know, but that's the only place I'm buying the parts. 752 01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:28,960 I think they know this. I think they know this, but they're still going to mow it off. 753 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:30,960 That's why they're sending you there. 754 01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:36,960 If they went there, they'd probably get rock stone out of them or something. 755 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:41,960 They'd probably be shot on sight, to be honest. It's that bad. 756 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:42,960 It's that bad. 757 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:46,960 Yeah, Titewatt, they don't fuck around, man. 758 01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:52,960 I don't know. I mean, there's a little bit. This is between them. I don't know. 759 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:53,960 I don't know. 760 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,960 You got Clinton between them. 761 01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:57,960 Yeah. 762 01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:03,960 I'd be picking on Clinton instead of anyone else. 763 01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:06,960 Let's see. Who else is there? 764 01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:11,960 Yeah, but they're picking on all the small guys, what they're doing. 765 01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:14,960 Yeah, you know what? You're right. 766 01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:23,960 Well, if you think about it, Montrose and Titewatt are about the same amount of people, right? 767 01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:30,960 Maybe five, six, right? So they're picking on someone their own size. 768 01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:34,960 No, no, no. I think Titewatt's like 20, 25. 769 01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:38,960 Oh shit. So Titewatt could maybe come down there in numbers and kick their ass. 770 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:40,960 That's what I'm saying. 771 01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:42,960 Montrose and Bear, watch out. 772 01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:46,960 That's why I personally am behind Montrose. 773 01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:58,960 Yeah. Oh, I got a request for Chet. Chet's trailer is going to be providing the electricity for us in number five campground, the one that's dubbed two douchebags and microphone area. 774 01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,960 Oh, awesome. Thank you, Chet. 775 01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:10,960 I would like to make sure that that is going to be an exterior extension cord so we don't get shocked. 776 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:14,960 It could be rainy. We don't know. 777 01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:16,960 Operating electricity. 778 01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:20,960 Okay. All right. Forget it, Chet. We got it figured out. 779 01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:21,960 All right. 780 01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:25,960 Yeah, we'll cover it. Yeah, we're good. 781 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:28,960 Okay. All right. Forget it. 782 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:33,960 All right. Well, I guess that's the end of this podcast, man. Thank you guys for listening. 783 01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:36,960 Thank you, Rob, for joining us. 784 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:37,960 Everybody. 785 01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:42,960 Oh, Opal. Opal. Hi, Opal. Hi, Jimmy. 786 01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:45,960 Hello. You're on my Opal and Jimmy. 787 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:52,960 Yep. Hi, you guys. Dodge City, Kansas. Rah, rah, rah. Hope you guys are doing well. 788 01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:57,960 And you had someone else. Don't you say hi to someone in Topeka now, too? 789 01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:59,960 Oh, surely. Yeah. 790 01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:00,960 Okay. Surely in Topeka. 791 01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:01,960 Hi, surely. 792 01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:07,960 Hi. All right. I guess that's the end of this one. Everybody have a great night. 793 01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:08,960 Good night, assholes. 794 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:24,960 Hey, where did they go? Where are the douchebags? 795 01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:29,960 Oh, my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh, geez. 796 01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:35,960 Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells. 797 01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:47,960 That smells.