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Two Douchebags and a Microphone, thanks for joining us tonight. My name is Mark.

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And my name is Rob.

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Well Rob, we have a lot of NFL news today, a lot of rule changes that have been going out and a lot of stuff that kind of makes me go okay and then a lot of stuff that makes me go what are they thinking?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Well, I mean, them copying off the XFL to me is kind of concerning.

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Yes, it is.

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They're already calling themselves sports entertainment. They're not calling themselves a sport anymore, they're calling themselves sports entertainment.

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They're copying off the XFL on the kickoff rules, they're doing the exact, to me that's a little concerning.

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Not really, not to me.

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Well, if you think about it, they used to bring it out to the 25 yard line and they've upped it to the 35.

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But then you think about it, you get it out that far, you're running that hard, you're going to get hit hard and it seems like there is a lot more concussions and everything else.

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So they're going to cut it back to the 30.

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And honestly, I liked it when it was at the 25 myself.

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Okay, okay. Well, I'll just go ahead and I'm...

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I think it's just safer for the players.

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My opinion.

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That is true, so okay, that's probably the biggest part of it right there.

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Okay, a massive change to kickoff is a ban on a dangerous tackling technique and expanded use of instant replay are among the major role changes an NFL has approved in the 2024 season.

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Here's a full list of rule change proposals by laws and resolutions that NFL clubs adopted at the NFL annual meeting this week.

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Okay, the 2024 approved playing rules.

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Coaches make a third replay challenge if either of their first two challenges are successful.

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So there can only be one, one out of two can be successful and then you have the right to do a third.

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If you lose both your two first ones, you don't get a third one.

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So I think that's pretty fair right there.

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I mean, if you're dead on on the first two, then all right.

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Well, you've been right so far.

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We'll go ahead and give you the option of getting another one.

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So the offense can now be assessed a penalty.

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I like this one for a major foul on a play where the offense throws an interception or loss or loses a fumble.

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Even if a foul took place before the change of possession and the defense also committed a penalty on the play.

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So now they can they can go ahead and you know too many times offenses were were doing a foul and there's nothing they can do about it per the rules.

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You know, they're just like, okay, well, the defense has got it now, you know, has got the ball.

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So, you know, forget it.

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So now if there was an egregious foul, like probably I would say like roughing roughing the passer or a personal foul or something.

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Now they can go, all right, well, we're going to access this 15 on, I think the very next possession, maybe.

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I will have to look at it, but that's kind of the way I took it because offense or they might do it right there.

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I think what they might do then is award the if it is a personal foul, award the defense 15 more yards.

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So they never could do that before.

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Remember, they just went by what was on the field.

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Now that can be replayed.

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So I think that's a major step right there because there's a lot of calls at the end of games where that came into play a lot and that either made a team or made a team lose.

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And I think it's okay to go ahead and be a little bit more efficient on that.

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Did you like that one?

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Hip drop tackles are banned.

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That was the other story.

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We're on the same story as tonight, but I have others.

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Kickoff rules have changed.

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We're going to get into that here in a little bit and explain some of the change.

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And you went into it a little bit there, Rob, but I have a piece of paper here that's going to explain all of them better.

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It's going to explain the whole scenarios better.

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So, okay, another some more approved bylaws teams now have an unlimited number of designated for return transactions in the postseason.

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So that's cool.

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You got more people to choose from a better postseason.

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Then that's going to make a little difference, but not a whole lot.

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But I understand why they did it a little bit more flexibility for the teams.

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Teams may elevate a bona fide quarterback an unlimited number of times from his practice squad to its active list to be its emergency third quarterback.

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I agree with that 100 percent because there is nothing worse than seeing a kicker having to come into the game and play quarterback.

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That is the most uninteresting.

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We have seen in the past couple of seasons.

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Yes, we have.

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And I agree with that.

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It will make the game better to actually have a real quarterback out there or someone that's actually played it instead of a kicker out there just being lost to getting cremated by the other team.

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So, yeah, because if you cremate him, then you cremate not just your passing, but your kicker.

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Yeah, or whoever else it is that it has been designated as the emergency quarterback.

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I think this is an excellent rule for the 20s.

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I like that one.

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That's one of the best rules I think they came up with.

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Actually, I love that rule because, you know, it just to me, if your quarterback and then your second string quarterback was knocked out, you were screwed.

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I mean, and you probably are screwed with a third string anyhow, but still you don't have to take up a roster spot with that extra quarterback who's never going to be used most likely, except maybe one game on, you know, on game nine or something, you know.

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So you don't have to you don't have to have that emergency guy just in case.

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So, you know, so I think that's that's a good rule.

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So you can save that roster roster spot for somebody you actually need.

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And then for the twenty twenty four postseason League will expand the use of Hawkeye video technology in the coaches booths in preparation for full implementation for the 2025 season.

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Have you seen the Hawkeye video technology, Rob?

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It is cool.

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And it will it will display so much more that we cannot see by the naked eye.

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So I like that.

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I think that's excellent.

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I think that's going to help the game, too.

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So as I alluded to it first, the new kickoff rules are going to be something like this under the new rule, 10 players on the kicking team and at least nine players on the receiving team will line up just five yards apart and won't begin running until the ball gets back to the returner.

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So they all they can't move until the guy catches the ball.

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Meaning players won't be running until the ball gets back to the returner, meaning players won't be going full speed when they crash into each other, which you were talking about, Rob, the injuries, because I mean, how many times you see someone just get demolished?

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And I mean, they're sprawled out on the ground because someone like full force was full run spirit and knocked the piss out of them.

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And the reason they spirit and was trying to jar the ball is, you know, so.

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And think about it.

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Okay, five yards.

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How much speed difference would that make?

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A lot.

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In this part I get, you know what I mean?

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That's what I was thinking.

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I kind of liked it after 25.

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Me too.

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Like it was back in the old day.

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Me too.

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And I don't mind them freezing the people until the guy catches the ball and some of the other rules that I'm going to that I don't like. And the reason is because that was an XFL and XFL was more of a gimmicky game and me and makes it more of an entertainment than, you know, I could just see them going down this slope.

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Well, they're back now.

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Yeah, I know.

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And I'm going to try to.

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I mean, the rocks behind it.

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Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Oh, yeah, the Rock.

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Yeah, he's back in the WW news.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, we'll get to him in a little bit.

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Okay, if you want to, that's fine.

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We'll we also have some emails coming up and we got a lot of stuff.

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Yeah, we are.

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Yeah, we got a lot.

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Yeah, I was like, we have a busy week.

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I've got so many stories.

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I'm just inundated with them.

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So, stuff that I'd really like to go into.

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So, we'll see how it will see how it plays out.

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Okay, so this this type of technique, the dead full run, which caused so many injuries on kickoffs in years past of the 22 players on the field, only the kicker and one or two kickoff returners will line up separately from those players who are five yards apart.

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So that's pretty cool.

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The kicker will kick the ball from his own 35 yard line.

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Ten of his teammates will line up on the other team's 40 yard line.

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You see, so they're actually they got a little bit of a head start.

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So it's not as bad as people think.

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The receiving team's nine or 10 blockers will line up on their own 35 yard line.

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The kick must land between the 20 yard line and the goal line.

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A kick that either goes out of bounds or land short of the 20 will be awarded to the receiving team at the 40 yard line.

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So if you don't get this kick in between that the 20 yard line and the goal line, that other team gets the 40 yard line.

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So if you have a kicker that's not that good and he can't hit that aim or I don't know the ball slips a little bit, you just gave them the 40 yard line.

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So they're moving up to the 40.

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I thought I read over move up to the 30.

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No, no, no, they're moving.

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Because it was up to the 35. Now it's coming back to the 30.

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Okay, Rob, here's what they're saying here.

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Okay, if you if the ball when it comes down does not land in between the 20 yard line and the goal line,

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then the other team is so there's no, you know, just kicking it off into the end zone anymore than the team takes the 25.

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The way I was reading it, it was on touchbacks only.

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If it went into the end zone, it come out to the 30.

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That's what I read.

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The touchbacks get you a 40.

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The touchback gets you a 40 yard line.

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The ball must line between the 20 yard line and the goal line.

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It must come down between there.

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A kicker, a kick that lands either goes out of bounds or land shortly.

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20 will be awarded the receiving team at the 40 yard line.

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Like I said before, do you see?

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So if they don't hit in between 20 and the goal line, that ball does not come down in between there.

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Then the other team gets a 40 yard line.

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A kick that goes into the end zone for a touchback will go out to the receiving team's 30.

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Hang on, Rob.

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You're right.

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Because I just pulled that one up.

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It's insane.

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A touchback will go to the 30 yard line.

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And I'm predicting you're going to see a lot of touchbacks.

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People aren't going to be willing to risk.

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They're not going to be willing to risk it.

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And this was designed, even though there's some parts of it that kind of concern me a bit.

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But it's designed so people won't get injured.

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And you have to kind of agree with that because there's been so many injuries and so many people, their careers cut short.

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You know, and then teams just practically being ruined because their star kickoff returner and possibly slash receiver is out for the season.

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So I get it.

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Other than the kicker and the returners, no players may move until the ball either touches the ground or is fielded by a returner.

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The rule was changed on a one year trial.

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Okay.

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So this is only going to happen one year.

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Then they're going to reevaluate it, Rob, which means it will meet.

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It will need to be re-approved next year or else the league will revert to its previous kickoff rules.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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So this is a trial.

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This is not the way it's going to be from the foreseeable future.

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This is actually a trial, Rob.

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So, okay.

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All right.

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I mean, I guess I guess I don't have as big a problem with it as I thought.

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And actually, as long as it's a trial, we'll see what happens.

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Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I mean, we are talking about the NFL and anything can change at any time.

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So, you know, we'll see how it goes.

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But I think if they don't keep going down the XFL's path on other things, if this is all they do, then I guess I'm okay with it.

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So, yeah, yeah.

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Andy Reid loves it.

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They asked Andy Reid and he said, man, he said, I think it brings a whole new facet to the game.

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You know, you're going to see probably more scoring offense, which they want to see.

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As good as the Super Bowl was this year, the NFL don't want to see that.

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They don't want to see that 14 to 10 game deep in the fourth quarter.

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They do not want to see that.

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They like that game.

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They like the last Super Bowl before this, that 38 to 35.

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They like that because all the lead changes and all the suspense and everything.

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And don't get me wrong, this game was as good as it gets.

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Very suspenseful.

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It just it didn't have a lot of scoring.

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It was a very complex defensive battle.

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And it's actually the way to me football was meant to be played, you know, really solid, good, strong football with a great defense.

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So, you know, the NFL would like a little bit more entertainment value on it because they feel it's going to make more people watch.

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You know, it's just like baseball, although they don't ever admit it.

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They hate the one to nothing games.

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So, anyhow, all right, Rob, I think I'm pretty much done with that.

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And I mean, you got anything you want to add to that?

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Well, I do have a football one.

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OK, go ahead.

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Since we're starting the first part of the show off on football, we kind of had to.

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So, yeah, yeah.

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It's a little different. OK.

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One of the scarrer injuries happened to Damien Harius for GH records.

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Harris suffered a neck injury in week six and had to be taken off the field by an ambulance.

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Anyhow, my phone just flipped out.

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There we go.

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I got to get you that damn, I got to get you that Chromebook, dude.

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Anyhow, go ahead.

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Yeah, my phone left me.

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OK, here we are.

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OK.

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Damien Harius was a New England Patriots player.

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They got severely injured.

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I remember.

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Yeah.

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Harius was placed on injured reserve later in October and would not return for the rest of the season.

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The injury was not considered lifelong, but his career is over.

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Oh, I didn't know that.

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According to a post by Ari Merov with the 30-13, Harius has announced his retirement from the league at 27.

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Oh, wow.

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For Stankus coaches Nick Saban and Billachek for success on the football field.

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Well, that's sad.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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I guess he was clear to come back.

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You know, a lot of these players are saying, man, some of these injuries are horrible and you have a life off the field, just like we have a life outside of work.

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And just like the aforementioned player, you know that he got a degree.

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Was it accounting or something?

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I think it might have been accounting.

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I think that's what I wanted to say.

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Yeah, he's just going to go do that.

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Instead of risking his life, he had this one bad injury.

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He got probably five million, I would say probably five million from his tenure, maybe six million.

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Okay, he's good with that.

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He's like, okay, I got enough money.

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I can go do what I got my degree in.

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And I don't have to worry about being paralyzed or not being able to walk when I'm 50.

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God bless him.

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And I can raise my kids.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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And see my grandkids.

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Yeah.

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And, you know, truth be told, that's probably why Jason Kelsey got the hell out, too.

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He was still high on his game and he could have played another couple of years easily and been a very effective player.

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But I understand.

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But why?

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Yeah, he's talking about his kids.

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He's like, you know, I want to be able to take them to the jungle gym.

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I want to be able to jump on my back.

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You know, I want to be able to like run with them.

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You know, it's actually the smart thing to do, really.

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If it comes down to your health and how you're going to be able to raise your children, whether you're going to see your grandchildren get married later on in life, you know, then that is a completely different thing there.

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And then that's when you're really thinking about life and you're not thinking of a stupid game.

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As much as I love football, it is just a stupid game and it's not real life.

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I do love it.

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I do love the game and I and I cherish it and I watch it and I'm just like always fascinated by it whenever I see NFL news.

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But the truth of it is, is it is a game.

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So anyhow, OK, Rob, thanks for that story.

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Hey, I got some emails here.

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You want me to go into them after we take our first break?

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Yeah, sounds great.

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I'm going to get some more assholes.

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The guys are on it, dude.

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The guys are on it.

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So, OK, we'll be right back.

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Oh, shit.

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Next up, things overhead in hell.

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Hurry up.

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King Jong-un is playing Santa at the mall again this year.

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Yay.

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Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes and scream, Hey, there's no toilet paper in here.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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You look like you smell like cheese.

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Break shit house energy drink.

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That's right.

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Break shit house energy drink.

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Make men feel good.

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You want to fuck shit up?

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You want to fuck shit up?

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You want to fuck shit up?

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You want to fuck shit up?

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You want to fuck shit up?

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You want to fuck shit up?

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Break shit house energy drink.

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This is for you.

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Please enjoy break shit house energy drink responsibly.

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It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

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Hey, look, I think we found land.

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Oh, my God.

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I think we're safe.

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Oh, no.

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It's the island of horrible jokes.

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What?

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The zero?

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What did the zero say to the eight?

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That belt looks good on you.

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No one invited them, but they still linger.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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You remind me of a penny.

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Too faced and not worth much.

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Oh, Lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

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Hey there.

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Don't worry.

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I have a clown nose.

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Oh, no.

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That drunk guy just hit my child.

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It is okay.

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I have a clown nose.

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Clown nose.

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Clown nose.

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Clown nose.

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Clown nose.

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Clown nose.

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Clown nose.

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Clown nose.

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Clown nose.

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Clown nose.

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Clown nose.

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Clown nose.

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Clown nose.

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Just put one on and you can do anything.

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Want to run for office?

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Murder people in public?

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Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs.

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Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and pedophile conventions.

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Grab one today and make magic happen.

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Now, it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

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Are you a banana?

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And we are back.

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Two douchebags at a microphone, I am Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Alright Rob, we got some emails here, and I find most of them fascinating like always.

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I mean, we have some really good...

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We have a really good listener base that understands the show and they add so much to it.

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They do.

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That is true.

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They really do.

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It's really cool their point of view and what they throw into the show and that's how come

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I always want to read emails at least once a month.

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If not every couple of weeks.

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Probably every couple of weeks is ideal.

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It depends on how many emails we get in but I always want to read them off because we

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have so many good ones.

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Like I said before, thanks for the compliments.

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You love us and all that stuff.

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That's great.

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But it doesn't need a reply.

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If they go into depth on it I'll send them something back like, hey thank you man.

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We appreciate you and stuff like that.

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But if not, we just put out a blanket thank you to you guys because we have jobs and we

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have other lives.

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Today the grandchildren came over and we went out to eat and stuff.

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We all have lives besides the show.

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Oh that's right.

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You are on vacation again aren't you?

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Yeah, yeah.

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That's why I called you last night to do those bits and the promos.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Okay.

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So everybody you see in there, you see how many times he goes on vacation compared to

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me?

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Well, I'm not going anywhere this time.

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No, I just gave you our time.

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No, I know you are.

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I'm doing a staycation and I rarely do that because usually whenever I get days off we

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go somewhere.

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Yeah, you guys go to Eureka, you go everywhere.

428
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Yeah, so this is just one where we are staying around here.

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I got a lot of work to do.

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Which I'm going to go into the next segment after the emails about, I love Harbor Freight.

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Harbor Freight is a fantastic store, isn't it Rob?

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Yes, yes.

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Okay, well they got a new program there.

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Actually we just got a new one down there.

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I love that store.

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They don't sell junk anymore.

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They do have junk there that you can buy for a buck or two, but they sell good quality

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tools and equipment for a great price.

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I love that store, but they got a new program that I want to talk about and we'll go into

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that next segment, okay?

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Yeah, that's good.

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If I forget, remind me Rob because I really want to talk about this because I find it

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really cool.

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So, okay, so we're going to go into emails.

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Rob, could you find out how your brother became a Duke of Sealand?

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I think I would like to do the same.

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Thanks in advance, Chris in Des Moines.

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Rob?

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It's online.

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It's online.

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What do you do?

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You just Google how to become a Sealand Duke?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Okay, Chris.

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He just Googled it.

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We just mentioned it and I didn't even know he was doing it and they said I know he was

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a lord.

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Oh, a lord.

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I said a Duke.

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Well, no, no, no, no.

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He was a lord.

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Well, he's barren now, isn't he?

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Barren, that's right.

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No, no, he's Duke.

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He's a Duke and he wants to be a barren, I think.

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Yeah, he clarified that on the last one.

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Okay.

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Sorry, Tom.

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Well, in that same conversation he mentioned something about barren and yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Well, he's got big plans.

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He doesn't want to just be a Duke.

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00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:34,140
He wants to go for barren.

473
00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:35,140
You know, you never know.

474
00:30:35,140 --> 00:30:39,140
He could be like prime minister or president.

475
00:30:39,140 --> 00:30:40,140
He could do it.

476
00:30:40,140 --> 00:30:41,740
I mean, man, he's going in that direction.

477
00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:46,340
Look how fast he's gained steam and made it to the ladder so far.

478
00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:51,060
So at the beginning of the year, Chris in Des Moines, if you just wait like, if you

479
00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:56,060
wait like a half year, you're probably just going to have to get ahold of Tom and ask

480
00:30:56,060 --> 00:30:58,380
him if you could be a Duke or something.

481
00:30:58,380 --> 00:31:00,380
By the way, it sounds.

482
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:05,180
He may be able to touch it with a sword and swear you in.

483
00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:06,180
You never know.

484
00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:07,660
That's the way he's going.

485
00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:08,660
I'll bet you anything.

486
00:31:08,660 --> 00:31:15,020
If you just wait, Chris, he'll be able to anoint you on this program, right?

487
00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:20,420
And instead of going all the way to sea land, all you have to do is go to Ashland.

488
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:21,420
There you go.

489
00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:22,420
See?

490
00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:23,420
Missouri.

491
00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:26,420
Yeah, they could think North Carolina.

492
00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:27,420
You're right.

493
00:31:27,420 --> 00:31:30,300
Well, there you go, Chris.

494
00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:32,300
You want answers, we give them to you.

495
00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:34,500
That's what I could do.

496
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:37,340
He could tell you more about it.

497
00:31:37,340 --> 00:31:42,660
Well, maybe he'll write in, maybe he'll email and give us a little rundown or something.

498
00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:45,620
If he feels like it, if he doesn't, then it's all online.

499
00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:49,340
All you got to do is do a Google it.

500
00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:50,340
Either way is fine.

501
00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:51,340
He listens.

502
00:31:51,340 --> 00:31:52,340
Oh yeah, he does.

503
00:31:52,340 --> 00:31:53,340
He's a great listener.

504
00:31:53,340 --> 00:31:55,820
I hear about it all the time.

505
00:31:55,820 --> 00:32:03,340
We are going to get him on the show one of these days here and it's going to be awesome.

506
00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:04,340
Next one.

507
00:32:04,340 --> 00:32:07,060
Mark, you're pretty much the promo guy?

508
00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:08,060
Question mark.

509
00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:10,060
Yeah, yeah, for now.

510
00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:13,860
I mean, Rob's eventually going to take some of the duties too, but right now, yeah, I'm

511
00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:14,860
the promo guy.

512
00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:19,220
I got all the equipment and the recording stuff here at the Talk is Cheap Studio.

513
00:32:19,220 --> 00:32:20,460
Yes, yeah.

514
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:23,020
So okay, for now, that's what I am.

515
00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:26,100
Well, you mentioned often that Des Moines is your number one market.

516
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:32,380
I understand that you originate from KC, but how about a Des Moines specific idea or promo?

517
00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:33,380
Would be really cool.

518
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:34,380
Thanks.

519
00:32:34,380 --> 00:32:35,380
Chet in Iowa.

520
00:32:35,380 --> 00:32:36,380
I've, okay, after I read this.

521
00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:37,380
Let's do it.

522
00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:38,380
Let's do something for them.

523
00:32:38,380 --> 00:32:39,380
I don't want to give it away.

524
00:32:39,380 --> 00:32:40,380
They deserve it.

525
00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:41,380
Yes, they do.

526
00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:48,380
I don't want to give it away, but I got an idea for a lot of our top markets.

527
00:32:48,380 --> 00:32:50,380
There you go.

528
00:32:50,380 --> 00:32:51,380
Yeah, yeah.

529
00:32:51,380 --> 00:32:54,580
I will discuss it with you because I'm going to need your help with this too.

530
00:32:54,580 --> 00:32:55,580
Yeah.

531
00:32:55,580 --> 00:32:57,740
I'm going to discuss it with you.

532
00:32:57,740 --> 00:33:02,540
We are going to come up with something really interesting, and I think most people are going

533
00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:04,180
to really enjoy it.

534
00:33:04,180 --> 00:33:07,780
I think it's a really neat concept, what I'm thinking about doing, and I'm going to run

535
00:33:07,780 --> 00:33:10,460
it by Rob, of course, because he's half of this show.

536
00:33:10,460 --> 00:33:11,460
So okay.

537
00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:16,300
And I'm trying to figure out how we're going to add in Brussels, Belgium.

538
00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:17,860
How do you get?

539
00:33:17,860 --> 00:33:18,860
I know.

540
00:33:18,860 --> 00:33:19,860
That's a great market.

541
00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:20,860
I can't wait.

542
00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:23,780
We're going to be on top markets, believe it or not.

543
00:33:23,780 --> 00:33:24,780
I know.

544
00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:26,980
How does that happen?

545
00:33:26,980 --> 00:33:30,980
We don't advertise or nothing.

546
00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:32,740
It's got to be the name.

547
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:36,060
Someone in Brussels is like two douchebags and microphone, and then they tell their friend,

548
00:33:36,060 --> 00:33:37,060
and then they tell their friend.

549
00:33:37,060 --> 00:33:41,300
Then pretty soon we've got a little pod of people over there listening.

550
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:43,460
I guess they speak English over there.

551
00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:44,460
It's pretty cool.

552
00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:45,460
Yeah.

553
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:46,460
I thought they spoke good.

554
00:33:46,460 --> 00:33:47,460
They're like our top 10.

555
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:48,460
Yeah.

556
00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:51,460
Top 10 or 12.

557
00:33:51,460 --> 00:33:52,460
Yeah.

558
00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:53,460
In the top 10 definitely.

559
00:33:53,460 --> 00:33:55,460
I thought they spoke Belgianese.

560
00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:58,460
I guess they don't speak Belgianese.

561
00:33:58,460 --> 00:33:59,460
No?

562
00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:01,460
I guess not.

563
00:34:01,460 --> 00:34:02,460
All right.

564
00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:04,180
Well, I guess I was wrong on that.

565
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:06,300
I guess there is no Belgianese.

566
00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:07,300
So okay.

567
00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:08,300
All right.

568
00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:09,300
Next one.

569
00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:13,060
Mark, are you guys done with the filthy bean?

570
00:34:13,060 --> 00:34:14,460
Absolutely not.

571
00:34:14,460 --> 00:34:15,940
We got some plans with him.

572
00:34:15,940 --> 00:34:16,940
Never.

573
00:34:16,940 --> 00:34:21,300
I was in a Kroger store in Nashville last week and noticed that the filthy bean has a

574
00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:25,380
new stone ground Peruvian blend, coffee for sale.

575
00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:28,100
I bought one and it's the best coffee ever.

576
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,700
Thank you, Jim and Tulsa.

577
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:30,700
Nope.

578
00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:33,500
I had a long talk with Rick.

579
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,500
Did he call you, Rob?

580
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:36,500
No.

581
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:37,500
No.

582
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:40,020
Well, when I'm at work I can't answer my phone.

583
00:34:40,020 --> 00:34:42,020
It's a Nashville number, the prefix.

584
00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:45,100
Will your phone say what's wrong?

585
00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:46,740
I don't think he tried calling me.

586
00:34:46,740 --> 00:34:47,740
I have it.

587
00:34:47,740 --> 00:34:50,380
He may have just not gotten around.

588
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:51,540
He called me two days ago.

589
00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:53,580
He may just not have got around to it yet.

590
00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:58,460
So he's got a really interesting idea for us to partake in.

591
00:34:58,460 --> 00:35:03,180
And I plan on doing it with you, but we have to go there.

592
00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:10,660
So and also when we go there, we cannot take the chocolates from the Omni off of the pillows.

593
00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:12,580
Those are to be put in a bag and gave to him.

594
00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:14,540
We already know this.

595
00:35:14,540 --> 00:35:19,100
And actually it's been thrown on me to keep you under control.

596
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:20,100
I know.

597
00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:21,100
I know.

598
00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:22,100
He knows that I love those chocolates.

599
00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:23,100
And he hasn't even met me yet.

600
00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:27,260
So he's expecting a lot from me, man.

601
00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:32,060
Well you know last time he made me go down to the front desk and tell them they missed

602
00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:35,180
our chocolates three days in a row because me and Topher ate them all.

603
00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:36,980
And he was pissed.

604
00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:40,620
And I had to go down to the front desk and ask for the last three days' chocolates saying

605
00:35:40,620 --> 00:35:41,620
they missed us.

606
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:44,980
And they gave us to it and I gave him the bag.

607
00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:48,500
Well they're going to be watching for us this time.

608
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,500
Oh no, no, no.

609
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,140
It's not going to happen again.

610
00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:53,180
Rick made sure that I know.

611
00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:57,460
I'm going to make sure it don't happen.

612
00:35:57,460 --> 00:36:02,140
I'm going to get him bagged to take with us.

613
00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:03,140
Okay.

614
00:36:03,140 --> 00:36:05,380
I need someone to discipline me, Rob.

615
00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:06,380
Thank you.

616
00:36:06,380 --> 00:36:07,380
I cannot have those chocolates.

617
00:36:07,380 --> 00:36:08,380
I got you.

618
00:36:08,380 --> 00:36:13,420
What Rick don't know is you can have all the chocolates you want because I'm going to have

619
00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:15,420
a bag in my suitcase.

620
00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:18,500
Oh no, no, no.

621
00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:19,500
You know what I did?

622
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:23,540
Actually I'm going to throw in some extra.

623
00:36:23,540 --> 00:36:24,540
You know what you could do?

624
00:36:24,540 --> 00:36:29,300
This is what I did not the last time we were there, it was the time before.

625
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:32,780
The waitress station, or not the waitress station, but the cleaning lady station, that

626
00:36:32,780 --> 00:36:34,640
little buggy cart.

627
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,860
She has a box of those chocolates underneath.

628
00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:41,460
When I saw it, the box is open and I could see a bunch of those chocolates.

629
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,460
I went over there and grabbed a handful.

630
00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:45,460
This is awesome.

631
00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:47,460
It's over eatable.

632
00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:51,660
Hey, I got a better idea.

633
00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:54,660
I'm single.

634
00:36:54,660 --> 00:36:56,940
I could flirt with that maid.

635
00:36:56,940 --> 00:36:59,340
There you go.

636
00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:01,780
And you could grab the chocolates.

637
00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:02,780
You got yourself a deal.

638
00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:03,780
Spit shake.

639
00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:09,620
All right, there we go.

640
00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:10,620
Okay.

641
00:37:10,620 --> 00:37:17,460
Hey guys, since Rob's meltdown on the show, it has been on fire.

642
00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:19,820
Your show has been just terrific.

643
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:20,820
Keep it up guys.

644
00:37:20,820 --> 00:37:23,100
Love the plugs and the skits.

645
00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:24,100
Johnny and OP.

646
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:25,540
Okay, that's Johnny.

647
00:37:25,540 --> 00:37:28,020
Johnny always emails us.

648
00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:29,020
Okay, yeah.

649
00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:30,020
You know what?

650
00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:33,100
I don't think it's any big secret.

651
00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:35,820
Rob had some problems one episode.

652
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:39,300
And Rob is on it.

653
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:40,300
Johnny's right.

654
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,300
Very much so.

655
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,940
Johnny's one of our biggest fans.

656
00:37:42,940 --> 00:37:45,900
Johnny and OP emails us all the times.

657
00:37:45,900 --> 00:37:47,100
He listens to every show.

658
00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:48,460
He gets his friends to listen to him.

659
00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:50,620
I've spoke with him quite a bit.

660
00:37:50,620 --> 00:37:52,060
And anyhow, Johnny's right.

661
00:37:52,060 --> 00:37:55,180
He knows his show very well.

662
00:37:55,180 --> 00:37:59,220
He knows that you've been on fire and the show has been on key ever since then.

663
00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:01,980
It's kind of like what we needed, I guess, right?

664
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:02,980
Kind of moment of clarity.

665
00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:05,980
We needed to change some things and we did.

666
00:38:05,980 --> 00:38:09,100
Well, let me say this.

667
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:10,100
Okay.

668
00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:19,940
It brought it to my attention that I needed help.

669
00:38:19,940 --> 00:38:24,540
And since I got my help.

670
00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:25,540
He's been on fire.

671
00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:26,540
You're right.

672
00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:27,540
You're right, Johnny.

673
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:28,540
Hey, Johnny, thanks for listening.

674
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:31,820
And I do want to meet up one of these days.

675
00:38:31,820 --> 00:38:32,820
You know what?

676
00:38:32,820 --> 00:38:38,660
I presume you live in OP because you always sign at Johnny and OP.

677
00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:40,340
So you live at Overland Park.

678
00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:44,340
So I mean, I would go to Overland Park to a coffeehouse there to meet up with you.

679
00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:45,620
But I prefer the city market.

680
00:38:45,620 --> 00:38:49,000
If you can make it up there, that would be the best.

681
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,220
But if you can't, I will come to OP somewhere near where you're at.

682
00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:56,960
And there's plenty of coffee houses there and we can get a cup of coffee.

683
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,620
So Johnny, thank you for listening.

684
00:38:58,620 --> 00:39:00,300
You're an awesome, really awesome.

685
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,100
Oh, and speaking of listeners.

686
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,100
Thank you, Johnny.

687
00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:04,100
Hi, Grandma Opal.

688
00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:05,100
Hi, Jimmy.

689
00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:06,100
Hi, Grandma Opal.

690
00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:07,100
Hi, Jimmy.

691
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:11,460
You guys dodged all the Nader's the other night and you dodged all the big hail.

692
00:39:11,460 --> 00:39:13,500
I'm proud of you guys.

693
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:14,500
So awesome.

694
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:17,820
Did you get an email proving it?

695
00:39:17,820 --> 00:39:20,700
No, no, I just looked on.

696
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:23,500
I looked on the hail reports and the big.

697
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:24,500
Okay.

698
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,500
Yeah, they were good.

699
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:32,260
So there's a there's a severe weather tracker that I have on my phone and on my computer.

700
00:39:32,260 --> 00:39:35,420
And anyhow, all the big storms just went right to the north of Dodge City.

701
00:39:35,420 --> 00:39:36,620
They missed them all.

702
00:39:36,620 --> 00:39:37,620
So good.

703
00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:38,620
Yeah.

704
00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:39,620
Yeah.

705
00:39:39,620 --> 00:39:40,620
So it is good.

706
00:39:40,620 --> 00:39:41,620
So they're fine.

707
00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:44,260
They haven't emailed me, but if they want to and say, hey, we're cool.

708
00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:46,180
Everything's all right or whatever, please do.

709
00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:47,180
Come on, Jimmy.

710
00:39:47,180 --> 00:39:50,580
You're out of line of communication here.

711
00:39:50,580 --> 00:39:51,580
Yep.

712
00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:53,540
That's right, Jimmy.

713
00:39:53,540 --> 00:39:55,340
Break us off an email.

714
00:39:55,340 --> 00:39:56,860
Tell us what Opal's saying.

715
00:39:56,860 --> 00:39:57,860
We love Opal.

716
00:39:57,860 --> 00:39:58,860
She's the best ever.

717
00:39:58,860 --> 00:40:05,260
If not, I'm going to have to make a trip to Dodge City to teach grandma how to email.

718
00:40:05,260 --> 00:40:09,260
OK, we need to talk to her herself.

719
00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:17,160
We're going to take my laptop that has that has the audacity and the audio tonic loaded

720
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,160
on it.

721
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:22,860
And we're going to go to Dodge City and do a and do a program, do a whole show with Opal

722
00:40:22,860 --> 00:40:23,860
and Jimmy.

723
00:40:23,860 --> 00:40:27,700
That's what I'd like to do.

724
00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:28,700
I think that'd be great.

725
00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:31,740
Jimmy, Jimmy better have the barbecue ready.

726
00:40:31,740 --> 00:40:33,700
Oh, of course he will.

727
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:34,700
Jimmy knows how it works.

728
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:38,380
Yeah, at Dodge City, Kansas, they know how to barbecue.

729
00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:39,380
Yes, they do.

730
00:40:39,380 --> 00:40:40,380
Yes, they do.

731
00:40:40,380 --> 00:40:41,380
All right.

732
00:40:41,380 --> 00:40:46,620
And finally, hey, fellas, we are anxiously awaiting the douchebags appearance here in

733
00:40:46,620 --> 00:40:48,580
Montrose.

734
00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:49,580
We need your sizes.

735
00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:53,380
The Civil War reenactment is coming up soon.

736
00:40:53,380 --> 00:40:58,740
We put out an extension cord out for you to from Chet's trailer for your convenience at

737
00:40:58,740 --> 00:41:00,620
the douchebag spot at the campgrounds.

738
00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:02,660
Hey, we're going to have electricity.

739
00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:04,860
Hey, we got there.

740
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:05,860
So the five.

741
00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:06,860
Oh, yeah.

742
00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:10,340
Number five is going to have an extension cord from Chet's trailer.

743
00:41:10,340 --> 00:41:11,340
It's fucking awesome.

744
00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:12,940
Chet, you're awesome.

745
00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:14,420
Thank you, Chet.

746
00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:16,860
Remember to bring a toaster free.

747
00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:17,860
Ago's all morning.

748
00:41:17,860 --> 00:41:18,860
Oh, my God.

749
00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:20,860
Is this just not dude?

750
00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:27,340
Chet's trailer free agos all morning.

751
00:41:27,340 --> 00:41:28,340
So we got to bring a toaster.

752
00:41:28,340 --> 00:41:31,340
We're going to have electricity.

753
00:41:31,340 --> 00:41:32,980
Wow.

754
00:41:32,980 --> 00:41:34,920
This is just this is getting thrilling, Rob.

755
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:42,740
This is just really why did we not just be in from down the highway?

756
00:41:42,740 --> 00:41:43,740
I know.

757
00:41:43,740 --> 00:41:48,860
How did we not discover Montrose years ago?

758
00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:51,500
Montrose, the Ruby of Henry County.

759
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,460
You have a junkyard.

760
00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:59,140
You have a campground and you have a power plant, lake and toe, everything there that

761
00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:00,140
a guy needs.

762
00:42:00,140 --> 00:42:02,620
I'm starting to get weepy thinking about it.

763
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,700
That is the hub of America right there.

764
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:06,700
That is a hub.

765
00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:07,700
Come on, think about it.

766
00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:13,340
If you and I would have discovered Montrose years ago, man, think of what we would be

767
00:42:13,340 --> 00:42:14,900
part of that population.

768
00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:15,900
Absolutely.

769
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:16,900
Yeah.

770
00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:17,900
Montrose is.

771
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:18,900
They know it.

772
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:19,900
They know.

773
00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:20,900
Oh, yeah.

774
00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:23,700
Oh, but there's a PS on here, Rob.

775
00:42:23,700 --> 00:42:26,860
Someone someone someone wants something else from you now.

776
00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:31,860
So I mean, I don't know how you got to be the handyman of Montrose or the guy that gets

777
00:42:31,860 --> 00:42:33,300
the auto parts or whatever.

778
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:35,500
But yeah, I get the job.

779
00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:36,500
Yeah.

780
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:37,500
Yeah.

781
00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:39,780
PS Rob, I need a pond dug.

782
00:42:39,780 --> 00:42:42,020
Anyway, you could find me an earth mover.

783
00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:43,020
Thank you.

784
00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:44,020
Jeffy and Montrose.

785
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:47,020
Rob, can you get a?

786
00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:50,420
He just wants a pond dug.

787
00:42:50,420 --> 00:42:53,420
He wants a pond dug.

788
00:42:53,420 --> 00:42:59,460
Does he want.

789
00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:00,460
I read you the whole email.

790
00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:01,460
The machinery?

791
00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:05,620
Or does he just want somebody to do it for him?

792
00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:06,620
OK, Jeffy.

793
00:43:06,620 --> 00:43:09,300
It would be cheaper to ask somebody to do it for you, dude.

794
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:12,220
Jeffy and Montrose, send me an email and clarify.

795
00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:16,540
And I know plenty of people with machinery.

796
00:43:16,540 --> 00:43:18,140
OK, maybe he meant that.

797
00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:19,620
Well, you know what?

798
00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:21,620
It would be cheaper.

799
00:43:21,620 --> 00:43:22,620
Yeah.

800
00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:23,620
OK.

801
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:27,500
OK, well, then that clarify what you want.

802
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:29,140
Get back with me on that one.

803
00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:30,140
Yeah.

804
00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:31,140
Yeah, I need to sit.

805
00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:34,460
It's you want to do it yourself.

806
00:43:34,460 --> 00:43:42,500
You want the machinery to do it or do you want somebody to come do it for you?

807
00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:46,780
Just be honest, it'd be cheaper if somebody come do it for you.

808
00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:52,180
Well, you got some you got some good information there from Rob, a guy that we know.

809
00:43:52,180 --> 00:43:53,820
So you figure it out.

810
00:43:53,820 --> 00:43:59,460
So and get my buddy right at the road as all the machinery.

811
00:43:59,460 --> 00:44:03,740
See Jeffy, Rob's got you covered now, too.

812
00:44:03,740 --> 00:44:07,580
Doesn't you need a quarter panel for a Chevy?

813
00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:08,580
Was it a Vega or?

814
00:44:08,580 --> 00:44:09,580
Vega.

815
00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:10,580
Yeah, Chevy Vega.

816
00:44:10,580 --> 00:44:12,580
He's got it.

817
00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:15,580
Dude, that was a hard one.

818
00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:18,580
All the classic car builders.

819
00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:19,580
Yeah.

820
00:44:19,580 --> 00:44:24,580
Or Horton and parts, you know, especially Vegas.

821
00:44:24,580 --> 00:44:27,580
You could see above Vegas, believe it or not.

822
00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:30,580
At least they left tight tightwad alone this time.

823
00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:35,580
I mean, they were getting into a little spatting match there.

824
00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:37,580
It seems like it settled down a little bit.

825
00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:40,580
I'm hoping they are in negotiations.

826
00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:45,580
I hope so, too, because you got to go there and get the parts and we don't want you to

827
00:44:45,580 --> 00:44:46,580
run into a trap there.

828
00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:50,580
You know, they they may think that you're on Montrose side and they might kick your

829
00:44:50,580 --> 00:44:53,580
ass while you're there or something because they think you're from Montrose.

830
00:44:53,580 --> 00:44:58,580
I mean, there's quite a few bad words going around between, you know, between the two.

831
00:44:58,580 --> 00:44:59,580
So yeah, there is.

832
00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:01,580
Yeah, we don't want anything like that to happen.

833
00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:04,580
You know, we're you know, we're not taking any side.

834
00:45:04,580 --> 00:45:06,580
We love tightwad, too.

835
00:45:06,580 --> 00:45:09,580
So we hope you guys are getting your differences worked out.

836
00:45:09,580 --> 00:45:10,580
So there you go.

837
00:45:10,580 --> 00:45:15,580
Yeah, they're like sounds like they're like the half bills of McCoys to be honest.

838
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:16,580
Yeah, something like that.

839
00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:19,580
Yeah, it's not that bad.

840
00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:20,580
Yeah.

841
00:45:20,580 --> 00:45:21,580
Yeah.

842
00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:24,580
We don't know what happened on down the road a long time ago that made you two enemies,

843
00:45:24,580 --> 00:45:27,580
but we're going to try to burn out of our business.

844
00:45:27,580 --> 00:45:29,580
We're just going to try to help you.

845
00:45:29,580 --> 00:45:33,580
We're just going to try to get things smoothed out between you two because you both are awesome.

846
00:45:33,580 --> 00:45:37,580
Tightwad is great because of his name and Montrose has everything a man could need.

847
00:45:37,580 --> 00:45:44,580
So anyhow, Rob, you got something you want to follow up those emails with a story or something?

848
00:45:44,580 --> 00:45:46,580
Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do. Yeah, I do.

849
00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:50,580
All right.

850
00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:55,580
I mentioned this one to you before the show and you kind of agreed.

851
00:45:55,580 --> 00:45:56,580
Yeah.

852
00:45:56,580 --> 00:46:03,580
So we might want to mention. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

853
00:46:03,580 --> 00:46:18,580
Millions of Americans with their internet access being disrupted if a critical government program runs out of funding next month.

854
00:46:18,580 --> 00:46:32,580
The Affordable Connectivity Program has been helping low income households access the internet since the Federal Communications Commission,

855
00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:36,580
hence FCC,

856
00:46:36,580 --> 00:46:38,580
those guys,

857
00:46:38,580 --> 00:46:42,580
lost it in 2021.

858
00:46:42,580 --> 00:47:00,580
The program provides eligible households up to $30 off internet services every month and households on qualifying tribal lands receive up to $75 off every month.

859
00:47:00,580 --> 00:47:02,580
OK.

860
00:47:02,580 --> 00:47:13,580
OK. This is the rule one, I believe, right? The Affordable Connectivity Act is it was designed for people in the sticks that have to rely on like Hughes Net or something.

861
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:20,580
One of those ones that I mean satellite ones that costs a lot more than traditional internet in the city.

862
00:47:20,580 --> 00:47:21,580
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

863
00:47:21,580 --> 00:47:30,580
And they may not have phone service out there to get it on their phone or to hotspot tether it or something to their TV or something or to their computer.

864
00:47:30,580 --> 00:47:36,580
This is designed so people out there can have the same access to the internet that people in the city have.

865
00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:41,580
And we have a lot of people out in the middle of nowhere that listen to us, believe it or not.

866
00:47:41,580 --> 00:47:45,580
And this could affect us and other podcasts.

867
00:47:45,580 --> 00:47:46,580
Yeah.

868
00:47:46,580 --> 00:47:48,580
So tell me about it.

869
00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:52,580
Yes. So that's the first thing I thought when I read this.

870
00:47:52,580 --> 00:47:55,580
Yeah. So we're having let me dive a little deeper.

871
00:47:55,580 --> 00:47:59,580
Oh, OK. I'm sorry.

872
00:47:59,580 --> 00:48:18,580
If the program shuts down, it will further exacerbate the digital divide and leave many older Americans as well as those in rural areas in the South without internet access.

873
00:48:18,580 --> 00:48:46,580
Among ACP subscribers, 19 percent are households with seniors, 26 percent live in rural areas, and 41 percent live in the South, according to a survey of 101 ACP participants.

874
00:48:46,580 --> 00:49:04,580
The ACP has drawn strong bipartisan support with 62 percent of Republicans and 78 percent independents and 96 percent Democrats supporting the program.

875
00:49:04,580 --> 00:49:06,580
Wow. That's a pretty good crossover.

876
00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:13,580
Well, good, good, good. That's a relief. See, I hadn't read that far into it until then.

877
00:49:13,580 --> 00:49:14,580
Well, there have been a lot of—

878
00:49:14,580 --> 00:49:18,580
I was thinking we were in danger, but it—

879
00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:23,580
Yeah, I mean, they got to rip a vote on this.

880
00:49:23,580 --> 00:49:28,580
This, OK, this comes up because of this right here. This is why they posed the question.

881
00:49:28,580 --> 00:49:32,580
Sounds like it might go through and it's going to keep going.

882
00:49:32,580 --> 00:49:47,580
But we're like spending an inordinate amount of money on this war in the Ukraine and then Israel and other things going on in the world trying to protect Taiwan.

883
00:49:47,580 --> 00:49:59,580
And quite frankly, they—I mean, they're bleeding us. We're spending more money than we could ever pay for daily. And they're bleeding us.

884
00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:07,580
They're bleeding us with this stuff. So I get it. We've got to start watching our spending and we've got to do it now.

885
00:50:07,580 --> 00:50:14,580
OK, time out. Time out. Darn assholes. We're going somewhere. We never go.

886
00:50:14,580 --> 00:50:18,580
No, no, no. I didn't say any side or nothing. I was talking about the logistics.

887
00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:25,580
Well, no. We don't talk about the world. There are times we have to.

888
00:50:25,580 --> 00:50:29,580
Yeah. So anyhow, hopefully that will continue and let's take our second break.

889
00:50:29,580 --> 00:50:32,580
And I'm going to come back with a unique Price is Right story, Rob.

890
00:50:32,580 --> 00:50:41,580
This is something I never knew before and it's pretty interesting. So we'll talk to you guys here in a minute.

891
00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:48,580
All right. OK.

892
00:50:48,580 --> 00:50:52,580
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

893
00:50:52,580 --> 00:50:57,580
Well, that new Hanson CD is just a lot of fun. Uh-huh.

894
00:50:57,580 --> 00:51:04,580
And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

895
00:51:04,580 --> 00:51:20,580
Hmm. Is a Pop-Tart a ravioli or is it a sandwich? I may never know. Hmm.

896
00:51:20,580 --> 00:51:25,580
You do bags in a microphone, raw and uncensored. See behind the smoke show.

897
00:51:25,580 --> 00:51:29,580
Watch as the douchebags get stung by a scorpion beast.

898
00:51:29,580 --> 00:51:32,580
Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out.

899
00:51:32,580 --> 00:51:38,580
Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the mad shitter accusations.

900
00:51:38,580 --> 00:51:43,580
Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar.

901
00:51:43,580 --> 00:51:46,580
Mark off today with a douchebag looking at you.

902
00:51:46,580 --> 00:51:50,580
Supplies are limited, so act now.

903
00:51:50,580 --> 00:51:58,580
Oh shit. What's that over there? Oh no. It's the island of horrible jokes.

904
00:51:58,580 --> 00:52:12,580
What do you call a bundle of hay in church? Christian Bale.

905
00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:21,580
Remember to bleach your Bluetooth after every show.

906
00:52:21,580 --> 00:52:26,580
Hey look, I think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe.

907
00:52:26,580 --> 00:52:34,580
Oh no. It's the island of horrible jokes.

908
00:52:34,580 --> 00:52:43,580
Singing in the shower is fun. Until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

909
00:52:43,580 --> 00:52:48,580
No bat light here. These idiots just show up and hope for the best.

910
00:52:48,580 --> 00:52:52,580
Two tool bags and a socket wrench will be right back.

911
00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:58,580
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912
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913
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914
00:53:07,580 --> 00:53:12,580
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915
00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:19,580
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916
00:53:19,580 --> 00:53:27,580
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917
00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:32,580
Two douche bags and a microphone.

918
00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:35,580
We Talk.

919
00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:45,580
Jesus.

920
00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:49,580
Two douche bags and microphone. I am Mark.

921
00:53:49,580 --> 00:53:51,580
And I am Rob.

922
00:53:51,580 --> 00:54:00,580
Evidently, Price is Right has a protocol if someone pees themselves out of excitement.

923
00:54:00,580 --> 00:54:12,580
It happens so much. They have a standard operating procedure on people that piss themselves because they're so excited.

924
00:54:12,580 --> 00:54:18,580
I had never thought about that until you mentioned it. Yeah, they should have.

925
00:54:18,580 --> 00:54:20,580
Me neither.

926
00:54:20,580 --> 00:54:25,580
You get some of them old women that cannot control their bladder. They forgot their depends.

927
00:54:25,580 --> 00:54:31,580
I never thought about it. Good idea. Let's hear about this.

928
00:54:31,580 --> 00:54:38,580
Yeah, being on national TV can be a lot for some people to handle, especially when serious amounts of cash are involved.

929
00:54:38,580 --> 00:54:44,580
Mike Richards, a former producer of The Price is Right, shared insights into the behind the scenes protocol of the show,

930
00:54:44,580 --> 00:54:50,580
including a contingency plan in case contestants get a little too excited.

931
00:54:50,580 --> 00:54:54,580
When I got there, they had a system in place in case someone peed their pants.

932
00:54:54,580 --> 00:55:02,580
Richards told People Magazine, I never saw it happen, but there were curtains and a blow dryer and a pair of sweats just in case,

933
00:55:02,580 --> 00:55:05,580
since we'd have to get on with the show.

934
00:55:05,580 --> 00:55:09,580
Richards, who also worked with Dick Clark Productions and Jeopardy,

935
00:55:09,580 --> 00:55:16,580
told the publication that he worked on The Price is Right as the show saw Drew Carey succeed Bob Barker for hosting duties.

936
00:55:16,580 --> 00:55:25,580
Over at Jeopardy, the former producer recalled the late Alex Trebek's natural talent for delivering impromptu speeches before each show without any assistance.

937
00:55:25,580 --> 00:55:36,580
A lot of people don't know that before each show, Alex Trebek would talk out and give a little speech, or walk out, not talk out, sorry.

938
00:55:36,580 --> 00:55:40,580
He would interview just a little speech, and no one helped him with that at all.

939
00:55:40,580 --> 00:55:44,580
It was never on a prompter. He just went out and did it.

940
00:55:44,580 --> 00:55:49,580
So anyhow, the protocol, I guess, is pretty standard.

941
00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:58,580
I went into Alex Trebek's stuff there because I thought it deserved mention because I really liked and respected Alex Trebek.

942
00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:00,580
He had a lot of talent.

943
00:56:00,580 --> 00:56:13,580
But anyhow, I guess the lady got a Porsche and she peed herself so bad that they had to shut the show down for 10 minutes or something.

944
00:56:13,580 --> 00:56:18,580
You give me a Porsche, I'm going to piss all over the place too, just saying.

945
00:56:18,580 --> 00:56:20,580
So that's where this whole idea originated at.

946
00:56:20,580 --> 00:56:23,580
I don't know if they really had someone pee themselves after that,

947
00:56:23,580 --> 00:56:31,580
but they have a protocol that has sweats, a mop bucket, and a blow dryer.

948
00:56:31,580 --> 00:56:33,580
Isn't that awesome?

949
00:56:33,580 --> 00:56:35,580
Yeah.

950
00:56:35,580 --> 00:56:43,580
Yeah, Sam, people on duty with a blow dryer, sweats, and a mop bucket.

951
00:56:43,580 --> 00:56:48,580
So awesome. So Rob, will you look at you? You got a story?

952
00:56:48,580 --> 00:56:55,580
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me jump into this one. Getting to me a little earlier, I figured, but I got it.

953
00:56:55,580 --> 00:56:59,580
Okay, well, I mean, there really wasn't much more to say about that.

954
00:56:59,580 --> 00:57:03,580
Oh no, no. There ain't much you can say about that.

955
00:57:03,580 --> 00:57:11,580
I could have talked more about Jeopardy and Dick Clark Productions, but I decided not to because I just wanted to come to Alex Trebek's stuff a little bit.

956
00:57:11,580 --> 00:57:14,580
You got to love Dick Clark. You got to love Dick Clark.

957
00:57:14,580 --> 00:57:18,580
And I covered Alex Trebek's story. Yeah, Dick Clark was awesome.

958
00:57:18,580 --> 00:57:24,580
It's not his fault that he is passed. Chips went downhill.

959
00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:26,580
No, it's never going to be the same.

960
00:57:26,580 --> 00:57:28,580
Not his fault.

961
00:57:28,580 --> 00:57:34,580
Yeah, and it was so, remember all the stuff that happened after that with the people wanting his money,

962
00:57:34,580 --> 00:57:37,580
and it got so ugly that they couldn't even bury him?

963
00:57:37,580 --> 00:57:39,580
Yeah.

964
00:57:39,580 --> 00:57:47,580
That was horrible, a horrible way for the guy to go out. Embarrassing. So anyhow, Rob, go ahead there.

965
00:57:47,580 --> 00:57:53,580
Okay, here we go. Yeah, this one is all over the place.

966
00:57:53,580 --> 00:57:59,580
This one's actually about three different subjects we talk about all in one.

967
00:57:59,580 --> 00:58:02,580
Okay.

968
00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:14,580
On Tuesday, Missouri lawmakers discussed how to protect people against potential threats from technology.

969
00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:25,580
The Special Committee of Innovation and Technology will vote on the Taylor Swift Act.

970
00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:38,580
It criminalizes the publishing or the threat of publishing an AI-generated special image of someone.

971
00:58:38,580 --> 00:58:41,580
Excellent. This needs to happen.

972
00:58:41,580 --> 00:58:55,580
In three, I got the T-Stars, I got the AI. Yeah. Bill's nickname stems from an incident involving the pop star

973
00:58:55,580 --> 00:59:01,580
where fake intimate images of her were widely circulated online.

974
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:13,580
The bill sponsors St. Charles area Republican State Representative Adam Schwabrin. I hope I get that correct.

975
00:59:13,580 --> 00:59:16,580
If not, look it up.

976
00:59:16,580 --> 00:59:33,580
That's the W-A-D-R-O-N. Good enough. And he wants to preemptively protect the average citizen who doesn't have Swift's wealth of legal references.

977
00:59:33,580 --> 00:59:45,580
They were able to take it down for her, however common Missourians would not have the same protections afforded to her, said State Representative.

978
00:59:45,580 --> 00:59:49,580
That's a good point. We don't have deep pockets for lawyers like she does.

979
00:59:49,580 --> 00:59:56,580
So if something comes out that isn't you, you don't really have that many recourses.

980
00:59:56,580 --> 01:00:03,580
I'm glad credit to Taylor Swift for going after these people and bringing in awareness.

981
01:00:03,580 --> 01:00:10,580
Well, it goes on. And this is still as quote.

982
01:00:10,580 --> 01:00:28,580
And not everyone is Taylor Swift. And by calling it that, it is, I think, using her name to highlight the problem that exists with AI generated sexual images.

983
01:00:28,580 --> 01:00:44,580
Notably, the proposal empowers the victim of a fake image attack to sue the creator in civil court and collective damages.

984
01:00:44,580 --> 01:00:50,580
Cool. Good.

985
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:55,580
Actually, we've been talking about that, you know.

986
01:00:55,580 --> 01:00:58,580
Well, I mean, it's.

987
01:00:58,580 --> 01:01:04,580
Somebody creates AI of you. And what do you do? How do you fight it?

988
01:01:04,580 --> 01:01:05,580
Yeah.

989
01:01:05,580 --> 01:01:06,580
Unless you have proof.

990
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:13,580
Another thing is, it's like we're saying, I'm really concerned about the idea that, okay, you have a jury of your peers.

991
01:01:13,580 --> 01:01:14,580
And.

992
01:01:14,580 --> 01:01:15,580
Yeah.

993
01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:20,580
You have a guy on tape killing another guy.

994
01:01:20,580 --> 01:01:28,580
And then that guy comes back and he goes, that was not me. Whoever did that came up with this AI generated fake.

995
01:01:28,580 --> 01:01:31,580
And that's a deep fake. That's not me.

996
01:01:31,580 --> 01:01:39,580
Then that might put a reasonable doubt in the jury and they may let a guilty person go because of that.

997
01:01:39,580 --> 01:01:41,580
This is what we've been saying all along.

998
01:01:41,580 --> 01:01:50,580
And this Taylor Swift Act deal is going to help a lot in that when you aggressively go after the people that do this.

999
01:01:50,580 --> 01:01:54,580
That's going to make people that do that a lot less likely to just do it.

1000
01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:56,580
Right. Because they're afraid of.

1001
01:01:56,580 --> 01:02:04,580
Honestly, to be honest, I'm starting to get a love hate relationship with Taylor Swift.

1002
01:02:04,580 --> 01:02:09,580
She is. Look, she's a good person. I mean, I.

1003
01:02:09,580 --> 01:02:12,580
I'm starting to see that.

1004
01:02:12,580 --> 01:02:16,580
I don't necessarily agree with a lot of her political stuff, but.

1005
01:02:16,580 --> 01:02:19,580
Now, that's where we totally disagree.

1006
01:02:19,580 --> 01:02:24,580
Yeah. But as far as a person goes, she's pretty solid, man.

1007
01:02:24,580 --> 01:02:27,580
I mean, I mean, she doesn't do a bunch of stupid shit.

1008
01:02:27,580 --> 01:02:37,580
She's not like fucking licking a cannonball or something and grabbing her crotch and being Madonna or Miley Cyrus or something.

1009
01:02:37,580 --> 01:02:40,580
I mean, she's you know, she's got a good clean image.

1010
01:02:40,580 --> 01:02:43,580
She she seems to care about people.

1011
01:02:43,580 --> 01:02:46,580
I mean, you know, yeah, yeah.

1012
01:02:46,580 --> 01:02:50,580
And she's been under control for us right now.

1013
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:51,580
Yeah. Yeah.

1014
01:02:51,580 --> 01:02:55,580
Except for that one little part at the Super Bowl where he was.

1015
01:02:55,580 --> 01:02:56,580
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1016
01:02:56,580 --> 01:02:59,580
His face. Other than that, he's been under control.

1017
01:02:59,580 --> 01:03:02,580
Yeah. No, Andy Reid said no problem.

1018
01:03:02,580 --> 01:03:03,580
He said he's a passionate guy.

1019
01:03:03,580 --> 01:03:05,580
So you know what? OK.

1020
01:03:05,580 --> 01:03:09,580
And if he handled it behind closed doors, then that's the way it needed to happen.

1021
01:03:09,580 --> 01:03:12,580
That's why I look at it. So like maybe he did.

1022
01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:17,580
Honestly, I could see that because, you know, I'm passionate about my job.

1023
01:03:17,580 --> 01:03:21,580
We have guys who work that are passionate about your job.

1024
01:03:21,580 --> 01:03:24,580
And you know, you're going to blow up at people.

1025
01:03:24,580 --> 01:03:26,580
Oh, yeah, I get very passionate about you.

1026
01:03:26,580 --> 01:03:29,580
You know, you try not to, but it happens.

1027
01:03:29,580 --> 01:03:34,580
Well, someone at the top of their game like that obviously has a passion for it.

1028
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:36,580
And also we just went into Travis Kelsey.

1029
01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:39,580
But anyhow, he has a passion for the game, right?

1030
01:03:39,580 --> 01:03:41,580
Which means that he is going to have.

1031
01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:44,580
Yeah, because I let us off with Taylor Swift.

1032
01:03:44,580 --> 01:03:47,580
You know what? There's not really that much more to say.

1033
01:03:47,580 --> 01:03:50,580
You know, we spoke what we did about her. OK, we can move on.

1034
01:03:50,580 --> 01:03:56,580
But Travis, Travis Kelsey is a very passionate person, obviously,

1035
01:03:56,580 --> 01:04:03,580
by the way that he is passionate about football and what he's done to make himself the best tight end ever, in my opinion.

1036
01:04:03,580 --> 01:04:12,580
So why wouldn't we expect passion to come out on the field in the biggest game, the biggest game of the year?

1037
01:04:12,580 --> 01:04:17,580
And you feel like you could have been in that play making a difference and the coach held you out.

1038
01:04:17,580 --> 01:04:19,580
Yeah, of course he's going to get pissed.

1039
01:04:19,580 --> 01:04:21,580
Maybe he didn't handle it quite right.

1040
01:04:21,580 --> 01:04:23,580
But yeah, he got pissed.

1041
01:04:23,580 --> 01:04:26,580
But why did he get pissed? Because he wants to win that damn game.

1042
01:04:26,580 --> 01:04:27,580
That's why he got pissed.

1043
01:04:27,580 --> 01:04:29,580
If he didn't carry, he'd be like, you know what?

1044
01:04:29,580 --> 01:04:33,580
I'm going back to my mansion with Taylor Swift after the game. Who gives a fuck? Right?

1045
01:04:33,580 --> 01:04:35,580
Yeah. Yeah.

1046
01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:38,580
So, you know, I think you take the good with the bad, don't you?

1047
01:04:38,580 --> 01:04:42,580
So that is that good. I guess you're going to get passion.

1048
01:04:42,580 --> 01:04:47,580
I mean, I guess Patrick Mahomes can be a bastard, too.

1049
01:04:47,580 --> 01:04:52,580
I mean, you know, but it's all in the game. OK, afterwards, he's a cool guy and everything.

1050
01:04:52,580 --> 01:04:57,580
But I was reading this article when Mahomes is telling Hill, yeah, you can run fast,

1051
01:04:57,580 --> 01:04:59,580
but you can't catch the damn football.

1052
01:04:59,580 --> 01:05:04,580
Why don't you try fucking learning how to catch, like getting after him really good at first?

1053
01:05:04,580 --> 01:05:06,580
Because he was dropping a lot of passes.

1054
01:05:06,580 --> 01:05:11,580
And so, I mean, I don't know if that's quite considered a bastard or not.

1055
01:05:11,580 --> 01:05:14,580
But you see what I mean? He's passionate about the game.

1056
01:05:14,580 --> 01:05:19,580
You know, he could have taken Tyreek aside and been like, hey, man, is there something going on?

1057
01:05:19,580 --> 01:05:23,580
How come you're not catching the ball? Is there something in your personal life or something?

1058
01:05:23,580 --> 01:05:25,580
Is there something I can do to help you?

1059
01:05:25,580 --> 01:05:29,580
But he chose to like go off on him there in front of people.

1060
01:05:29,580 --> 01:05:33,580
So good or bad, that's a passionate person. I think it's good myself.

1061
01:05:33,580 --> 01:05:36,580
It's a passionate person that that's how they react.

1062
01:05:36,580 --> 01:05:40,580
You know, this passion comes out in their game.

1063
01:05:40,580 --> 01:05:45,580
So anyhow, I want the passionate person like Mahomes, like a Kelsey.

1064
01:05:45,580 --> 01:05:46,580
That's who I want on my team.

1065
01:05:46,580 --> 01:05:50,580
I want the guy going back to his mansion later, not really giving a shit.

1066
01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:54,580
Those guys are a dozen, and those guys never make it to the big game generally.

1067
01:05:54,580 --> 01:05:57,580
So and if they do, they don't do anything.

1068
01:05:57,580 --> 01:06:02,580
So I got another story. And Travis has been there how many times?

1069
01:06:02,580 --> 01:06:05,580
Four times, one, three. Yeah.

1070
01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:16,580
And let's not forget the time he went against Tom Brady, our offensive line, they had a great they had one of the best defenses ever assembled.

1071
01:06:16,580 --> 01:06:20,580
And we have one offensive lineman starter.

1072
01:06:20,580 --> 01:06:27,580
Everybody else was out injured. Yeah. And Tyree couldn't catch a cold that day.

1073
01:06:27,580 --> 01:06:32,580
I'm sorry, but he is a big reason we lost that game. He could not catch a fucking thing.

1074
01:06:32,580 --> 01:06:34,580
And that might be another reason he was traded.

1075
01:06:34,580 --> 01:06:39,580
So anyhow, I got a little thing here I want to get to here real quick.

1076
01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:42,580
In the new interview with Brazilian music journalist Igor Miranda,

1077
01:06:42,580 --> 01:06:53,580
legendary vocalist bassist Glenn Hughes was asked about his plans to write and record the long awaited follow up to his 2016 solo album, Resonate, which is a fantastic album.

1078
01:06:53,580 --> 01:06:56,580
Have you ever heard that? Oh, damn. Resonate. Yeah.

1079
01:06:56,580 --> 01:06:59,580
Resonate just smokes. It's blistering.

1080
01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:06,580
He said, as transcribed by blabbermouth.net, I am preparing to go in the studio next year sometime in the summer.

1081
01:07:06,580 --> 01:07:10,580
I'm preparing the songs in the next couple of months.

1082
01:07:10,580 --> 01:07:13,580
I have a few ideas and when I go in the studio, I'll be ready to go.

1083
01:07:13,580 --> 01:07:18,580
Asked how Resonate has aged for a music release since its release seven years ago.

1084
01:07:18,580 --> 01:07:21,580
Glenn said, I love the album. It's one of my favorite albums.

1085
01:07:21,580 --> 01:07:25,580
I think a lot of people across the world, the rock fans, love that album.

1086
01:07:25,580 --> 01:07:30,580
I was at home writing that album and I went to Copenhagen and I had a really great time making that album.

1087
01:07:30,580 --> 01:07:33,580
And the next one hopefully will be a strong. I hope so.

1088
01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:38,580
If it's anything in the league of Resonate, that's going to be a fantastic album.

1089
01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:50,580
But Resonate was heavy, soulful, melodic, catchy, and just really good, really good hard rock, really quality hard rock.

1090
01:07:50,580 --> 01:07:55,580
I really enjoyed that album. If it's anything like Resonate, I'm in.

1091
01:07:55,580 --> 01:08:00,580
So, yeah, so anyhow, I'm good with that one.

1092
01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:04,580
Anyhow, we could not get to the Invisible Ass Paddling this one.

1093
01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:09,580
We're going on an hour, but the one we do tomorrow night will have the Invisible Ass Paddling.

1094
01:08:09,580 --> 01:08:12,580
There's so many of them we had to add an extra couple.

1095
01:08:12,580 --> 01:08:15,580
A lot of people needed their asses. Oh my God. Yeah.

1096
01:08:15,580 --> 01:08:21,580
We let it go way too long. Yeah, I have like 14 or something.

1097
01:08:21,580 --> 01:08:23,580
I have way too many ass paddling.

1098
01:08:23,580 --> 01:08:27,580
We got to get them out of here so we can work on the next batch of people fucking up.

1099
01:08:27,580 --> 01:08:31,580
So anyhow, you got anything you want to add to this bitch or we?

1100
01:08:31,580 --> 01:08:35,580
Yeah, I have one quick little one.

1101
01:08:35,580 --> 01:08:38,580
It doesn't have to be quick. Whatever you want, Rob. Go ahead.

1102
01:08:38,580 --> 01:08:42,580
No, it's about Ozarks Amphitheater, but it's a quick one.

1103
01:08:42,580 --> 01:08:48,580
Okay, good. No, no, this is not the lineup. I'm still working on that one.

1104
01:08:48,580 --> 01:08:55,580
Okay. This one is a story I ran across a couple days ago.

1105
01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:57,580
Okay.

1106
01:08:57,580 --> 01:09:09,580
Officials in Campton give the go ahead for city water and sewer services to be extended to the Ozarks Amphitheater.

1107
01:09:09,580 --> 01:09:11,580
Cool.

1108
01:09:11,580 --> 01:09:29,580
The Board of Aldermen this past week approved a bid just under $930,000 submitted by the Stockman Construction Company for the work to be done.

1109
01:09:29,580 --> 01:09:51,580
The agreement for the water and sewer extension also includes MoDOT, which is responsible for about $910,000 of the contract amount and the amphitheater itself responsible for the remaining $20,000.

1110
01:09:51,580 --> 01:10:03,580
The city, on the other hand, has paid out for engineering and other services necessary for the agreement.

1111
01:10:03,580 --> 01:10:04,580
Dude.

1112
01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:05,580
That's cool.

1113
01:10:05,580 --> 01:10:09,580
You do not know what that's going to mean.

1114
01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:19,580
I think I do. I know quite a bit about Camdenton and the facilities there are going to just really enhance itself. That's going to be good. I mean, that's becoming a...

1115
01:10:19,580 --> 01:10:24,580
Oh, no. What that means?

1116
01:10:24,580 --> 01:10:27,580
No more Johnny on the spots.

1117
01:10:27,580 --> 01:10:33,580
Oh, okay. I thought it meant like they're going to redo everything. Okay. Cool.

1118
01:10:33,580 --> 01:10:41,580
No, they're...what they're doing...okay. Up to where I'm at, we have city water and sewer.

1119
01:10:41,580 --> 01:10:42,580
Okay.

1120
01:10:42,580 --> 01:10:49,580
But you get up the road just a little bit and it stops.

1121
01:10:49,580 --> 01:10:58,580
And they're going to extend the city water and sewer out that far.

1122
01:10:58,580 --> 01:11:02,580
Okay. Then that's a real game changer.

1123
01:11:02,580 --> 01:11:12,580
Yeah, because I'll tell you what, dude. I explained to you what it was like at that 38th Special Concert.

1124
01:11:12,580 --> 01:11:14,580
Yeah.

1125
01:11:14,580 --> 01:11:24,580
How cold? 20, 30 degrees. It was freezing, dude. And we had to...I had to take a leak in a Johnny.

1126
01:11:24,580 --> 01:11:28,580
Oh, man. Oh, those...okay. Okay.

1127
01:11:28,580 --> 01:11:35,580
They're actually...actually, they're doing a lot of construction around there.

1128
01:11:35,580 --> 01:11:36,580
Good.

1129
01:11:36,580 --> 01:11:40,580
So I can see them adding actual bathrooms.

1130
01:11:40,580 --> 01:11:42,580
Good. Well, it sounds like they're going to...

1131
01:11:42,580 --> 01:11:48,580
Yeah. I mean, they got the room. Dude, that place is booming.

1132
01:11:48,580 --> 01:11:50,580
Good. All right. That's awesome.

1133
01:11:50,580 --> 01:11:57,580
And yes, I still have this year's schedule coming.

1134
01:11:57,580 --> 01:11:59,580
Sounds good. I can't wait to hear it.

1135
01:11:59,580 --> 01:12:15,580
Plus, I'm going to be working on Shawnee Ben Vineyard schedule, which is a vineyard on the other side of the lake.

1136
01:12:15,580 --> 01:12:22,580
Then I know my buddy Michael, which by the way, Michael, thank you for liking the Facebook page.

1137
01:12:22,580 --> 01:12:25,580
Yay, Michael. Thank you.

1138
01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:28,580
Me and Michael went to school together, man.

1139
01:12:28,580 --> 01:12:29,580
Oh, okay. Cool.

1140
01:12:29,580 --> 01:12:35,580
Yeah. And actually, I told you about the guy I went to school with that lives down here now.

1141
01:12:35,580 --> 01:12:37,580
Mm-hmm.

1142
01:12:37,580 --> 01:12:38,580
It's him.

1143
01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:41,580
Oh, okay. I didn't know. Now I do.

1144
01:12:41,580 --> 01:12:45,580
Even though we still have not met up face to face yet.

1145
01:12:45,580 --> 01:12:50,580
Oh, cool. All right, Bob. Thank you for that.

1146
01:12:50,580 --> 01:12:53,580
He just retired. I can't blame him. He's busy.

1147
01:12:53,580 --> 01:12:59,580
All right. Okay. All right. Thank you, Rob. That was a great report.

1148
01:12:59,580 --> 01:13:03,580
Okay. We're well over the hour mark, so I think we're going to say goodbye.

1149
01:13:03,580 --> 01:13:06,580
Thank you all for listening. Good night, assholes.

1150
01:13:06,580 --> 01:13:08,580
Good night, assholes.

1151
01:13:08,580 --> 01:13:12,580
Hey, where'd everybody go? Where are the douchebags?

1152
01:13:12,580 --> 01:13:15,580
Oh, my God. Someone took a dump in the corner.

1153
01:13:15,580 --> 01:13:17,580
Oh, geez.

1154
01:13:17,580 --> 01:13:21,580
Glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back.

1155
01:13:21,580 --> 01:13:23,580
Man, that smells.

1156
01:13:23,580 --> 01:13:44,580
THE END