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And I'm Rob. Hey, thank you all for joining us. Once again, first off. Hi Opal. Hi Jimmy
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Okay
There's a Rob. There's a pizza shop in Ohio
It's getting a lot of shit the shop in question is Santino's Pizzeria in the Columbus area
And we have a lot of listeners in Columbus. So hello Columbus. You guys probably know about this
Per report from WSYX
The local in-person response to the viral sign that's been largely positive one person
However responded to the sign's presence by calling it in a fake order totally more than $100
What it is is the sign that everybody
Loves but a couple of people were protesting and doing stupid shit like ordering and not getting it and all that and I hope they caught the fuck
We did that
Their sign says now hiring non stupid people
I
Love it. I love it. I think it could be more
That I do do it's the truth I
Mean
People
Can't get rid of what you're doing depends on whether you're stupid or not. Yeah
Everybody has their qualifications. Yes for that job
Yeah, yeah, I agree. Yeah, I mean look I
Mean the problem is is most people that are stupid do not think they're stupid
agreed
Oh
Amen. Yeah, so that's the problem. So they're probably still gonna get a lot of stupid people applying and then
If they don't
Successfully weed them out ahead of time and they got to spend all that money and resources
Realizing they're stupid and that they either don't show up or whatever, you know
Or or they just do stupid shit and they have to get rid of them or whatever. So I deal with it every day
And we all do we all do. Yeah. Yeah, and that is why I let off of that story
But really quick we're gonna go into something a little bit
cooler
Dairy Queen introduces a new chicken strip basket Rob
Cool yeah
In addition to its classic chip in a chicken strip basket
The Dairy Queen is introducing a brand new flavor the parmesan garlic sauced and tossed chicken strip basket
I'm sold
Sounds good to try it Dairy Queen's within walking distance
I'm gonna have to try garlic sauce and tossed chicken strip basket
That sounds good to me as the name suggests the crispy chicken strips are tossed in a buttery
Parmesan and garlic sauce the strips come with french fries, Texas toast and a dipping sauce of your choice Rob
Let's see they they have parmesan garlic the honey barbecue sauce and tossed chicken strip basket and
Let's see. They have some other ones, but you know what just go to your neighborhood Dairy Queen
Look at their menu because not all of them are the same
Different Dairy Queens have different strip baskets
There's only so many of them available, but some of them don't serve all of them. That's what I'm saying
So you'll just have to check with your local Dairy Queen and find out what they have
And find out which one they serve and see which one you want
So anyhow Rob we look to you
All right
we have
Sounds like a 90s movie sequel. Oh
Okay
And this is one I for one
And I wait for and I think you will agree. Okay
There's no denying that a number of Adam Sandler's greatest movies
Regarded as classic. Yes so much so that you might want to see his iconic characters
Back again on the big screen
While your wish has been granted
I'm in as it's been as it's been reported that one of Sandler's
Be loving 90s classics will be getting the sequel treatment
If you're curious about what sequel the Sandman will get a
Continuation here's a hint
It's one of the best golf movies out there my god
I'm a hockey player saying one of these funniest quotes
Actors build swing. Why didn't you just go home?
Couldn't get that answer is
Happy Gilmore. Oh my gosh. I can't believe they're doing a
sequel to that I
I
Some of those scenes and happy Gilmore, I mean like the Bob Barker one, but there's a lot of other ones
I mean it was just it was legendary and the stuff that people repeat
Nowadays, you know, they'll repeat a line off of it if it needs to be you know, if it's something that requires
Something that whatever they said in that movie, you know, you'll hear someone mimicking it or something
I mean the movie still lives good today and you still see that movie on A&E or whatever or the movie channel
You know what? I mean, you still see that movie pop up regularly
Which means that there's still interest in it like someone sitting around on a rainy Saturday afternoon and they see happy Gilmore
They're like, you know what? I'll just watch this. I've done it before
So very cool. Okay. Well, I'm gonna add a little more to this. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead
Christopher McDonald
Mm-hmm
Who played?
shooter McGavin
Spoke on
audacity's
92.3 the fan
Uh-huh about his recent encounter with Anne Saler who gave him some great news and it goes into quote. Yeah
Happy Gilmore 2 is in the works. It sounds like I
Cannot wait
That sounds awesome. I
You see that's a movie that will pull me into the theaters. I
don't want to watch that in a movie theater eating popcorn and
Drinking a huge fucking coke
I'll pay $30 to see now. I will pay that money to whatever they charge
Most of these movies nowadays. I wouldn't touch even if they're free they go come on in mark free
All you gotta do is buy your popcorn and drink. I'd be like, no, no, thank you. I can find better use of my time
Something like that would draw me in
That would draw me in I mean because I don't think I don't think there's the same interest in movies with the
With the Millennials and the Z's I don't think they care about movies and cherish them like we did
So this is a movie that like all the X's can sink their teeth into I
Think you know, so man Bravo great great great deal there
Yeah, so very cool a little bit later. I have some did you knows that are really good. Oh cool
Yeah, cool, but until then
Well, Jeffy X sent me another list Rob
I
Love it
The man on the move Jeffy X gosh, I'll tell you what and he's still wearing his sergeant pepper outfit that you embroidered him
That they've got to be brown by it's really dingy yellow, but he doesn't hear started out brilliant white
I know I know so
Anyhow, Jeffy X's are sleuth that is uncovered like new douche flavors
All the you know, he always finds them these test market things that failed for us
Whatever the subject is and he goes into these places like Massingale risks his life to get us these lists and
And like always he sent me an email saying ten minutes this emails gone and I barely got it
I barely got it. I had to run into a staples really quick log on their computer and download it
It was crazy. I didn't think I was gonna get this one
so anyhow Jeffy X
Once again provided us another list that people should not have that he risks his life to get and as a token of thank you
Rob knitted him a pair of embroidered underwear. Is it a pair? Is it like two of them or is it more?
No, it's just one woman pair. Oh one pair. Okay one
Okay, it has Jeffy on the ass cheeks and then it has an X on the front and
And anyhow the it was perfect scheme looking at it
I thought about the other way around it looked better with the X on the front
He could actually be a wrestler in that thing couldn't be yeah, that's what I'm saying
Yeah, I designed that very well excellent and then on the inside
We're not saying Jeffy needs us and we sure he doesn't but Rob
He's out him in a
Steven Pearcey of the gland band rat pouch supposedly many years ago Steven
Pearcey used to have a pouch on the inside of his spandex is very tight spandex
That he could stuff a couple of socks in to look more appealing to some women and maybe some gay males so
anyhow
Rob went ahead and did that for Jeffy X
But we're pretty sure that Jeffy X does not have to fill in full like possibly Steven
possibly Steven Pearcey had to so and me I'm much simpler guy I
would have if I broke the law bought him five pounds of flow and
70 hookers
But because I don't break the law
I'm giving him the cash equivalent when he comes by and sees me and then he can do whatever he wants to to pay up
A credit card or he could blow it all on video games or he could buy five pounds of blow and 70 hookers
So anyhow, this is a token of our thank you, but this is the way this starts here Rob. There's a new coke flavor
Did you know that Rob?
Yeah, I did yeah new mango strawberry coke with extra fizzy is going on sale in some locations
Starting April 3rd the new flavor is said by coke to be groundbreaking
Because of its extreme bubbly taste to enhance the fruit flavors
Limited time then it's gone
Anyhow some people that that tried it out
Said that this is like the next generation in soda. It's a is combined in the fizziness
Enhances the fruitiness that they put into the drink and they say that this is like a craft
Soft drink like right now
Craft mixed drinks are in this is kind of like a craft soft drink and they're even thinking about make maybe extending it further
Like having soda fountains with people actually you you know working them for you
That are actually blending the fruit flavors in with the coke or whatever product
Okay, you see what they're going with this? Yeah
So, okay. Okay. Are you talking about like restaurants doing that? Yes. Yeah restaurants and bars
Okay. Well, I have a problem with that. Okay a lot of restaurants are going to kiosk anyway
Why are they going to throw somebody up there to make a drink when they're going to machines? You know, that's a good point
I just say I know I got you. Um
Maybe you'll be behind someone back and back where they prepare the food doing it. I don't know
Or it could be like a higher-end
I'll bet you it's a higher-end restaurant and you could go in there pretty much would happen
Because you gotta be able to you know pay the employee if you're wanting to cut employees to
have machines yeah
That would not make sense because you could have the machine do it for it
Well, the right the way that I don't want that. No, you're right. I don't want that though the way the article
Is a long article. So I just took out what I needed to on it
I understand the way the article
Was
Written to me was it looks like that they were
You go in there and they have a list like okay. I will take a Coca-Cola fizzy with
I don't know orange and
in
Tangerine it with a slice of lemon and then they go okay, then they go back there and they make the extra fizzy Coke or whatever
Like that, okay
Yeah
Allegedly so alright anyhow, so all of this is I mean it would happen
All of this is I mean it would have to be more manpower
I know so it must be higher-end restaurants like you said or maybe high-end bars
Because mocktail
Mocktails, yeah
Or the big rage right?
Okay, that's what it is. They although didn't say it in the article
I'm gonna go ahead and put my spin on it right here. Okay. I think that this go
Goes in concert with mocktails a soft drink with no alcohol in it a mocktail with no alcohol in it
so instead of ordering a mocktail
you will order a
Craft
soft drink
That sense
So, you know you have ten people in there one guy orders a near beer another guy orders a
virgin pina colada
Or or something crazy some kind of craft deals mocktail and then another guy
I'll take a I'll take a craft extra fizzy coke with
Issues yes. Yes, absolutely
So, okay. So like always Jeffy X
Went into this facility and he found out flavors of coca-cola that failed
Like always I love you Jeffy
Jeffy you're awesome
Now you do understand that he had to go incognito. So instead of taking off instead of taking off his sergeant petter pepper outfit that you made him
And he also has a flying bat suit that
That Rob made him too and thank you for everything that does for us
But he did not take off the sergeant pepper outfit. He put
His he put his incognito clothes and mask over the outfit
He will not take it off
That's the problem. Yeah, he's a huge sir. He's a huge Beatles fan. And when you did that
He he actually started crying you were there. He was like I
I pray to God he took some of the money you had to give him to buy some body spray
I
Would hope so too. I would hope so too. So
Jeffy X started crying and this this gift meant so much to him that he will not take it off
He will not take it off. As a matter of fact, he's growing his hair out to look like Paul McCartney did
Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, and he has that big
That big mustache that meathead mustache from all in the family. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I didn't know he grew the hair out too. Yeah, he grew the hair out. Yeah, he's trying to look like Paul McCartney
Yeah, he's going full-fledged
So anyhow Jeffy X uncovered these flavors that did not work at the extra fizzy coke deal
So the first one
sour dough flavor coke
Didn't make it Rob
Like Sarah I mean I see nothing wrong with that Sarah no bread
I am good. Yeah that that kind of catches my kitchen honestly
That's no joke. I would take you said I kind of caught my teeth. I would take a square of butter
Take a bite out of the butter then drink the sourdough fizzy coke
Put it this way. I would at least try it once
I would at least try it once I got it. I got it. I got it
You mentioned it caught my attention. Okay. The next one that failed
chalk flavor coke
Got the boot as well
Yeah chalk
I'll give them that one
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've eaten chalk before as a child
Not that good. Hey
That'd be like Pepto-Bismol flavored coke. Hey be careful. It might be on here
No, it is
It might be. It'd be the same darn flavor. Why not?
They've done that to us before
Yeah, the next one that failed Vicks vapor rub
Flavored fizzy coke was denied because it reminded everybody
Well, they said it reminded them of the flu
So I get that I get that so I know you take one drink
It's gonna fuck you up all the way down. I never thought about that. That would be alcoholic
That meant to light them all the way going down your throat and always know
It's gonna fuck you up
You ain't gonna be able to breathe or do anything else
No wonder it failed
Just saying. No, you're right. You're right. Never even thought about that
I'm back on a just saying thing
Yeah, well, you know what? That is why I didn't make it then right?
Yeah, yeah, that would hurt
The next one celery flavored coke didn't quite make it but it was close
People did like celery flavored, but it just barely missed
So I mean I would get like a jar of peanut butter
Okay. Yeah, I mean I could go with that
I could too. Take a scoop of peanut butter
I could shut that one
You know put it in your mouth and then take some fizzy celery coke
Make a burn or shut down
Yeah, yeah. Nothing wrong with that. You know what? Every now and then the people
miss this is obviously a miss
But you did say it came close
It was close. I'm sure if they reintroduce it again that people will have a different change of mind
And they will go you know what?
Depends on the voters
That's true. That's true
Yeah, yeah
The next one beach sand flavored coke was a flop and it was a stick in everybody's gums and teeth
So beach sand is a no-no. You see I kind of like the idea you know a fizzy coke on the beach
You know and like if you have a coke that tastes like beach sand
If they would change it around a little bit
I think it would be a hit
Not actually put the sand in it
Well that's the problem. That's what they did
Give it more like a Baja flavor instead of sand
Yeah
And all kidding aside that sounds pretty good really
Yeah, I'm going to give them this one since they did put the sand in it
You know what? I think I agree too. I have had sand in my mouth via the ocean
Yeah, not that tasty
And it does get stuck in the gullet
But I'll tell you what that could be a seller using that viewpoint you know
If you put it like you said
And not that way
If you do it right Rob you're right
Okay next one
Onion flavored
Wild onion flavored fizzy coke
People started eating it with plain potato chips
But then they denied it
So I don't know what that's about
I mean I guess everyone likes wild onion potato chips right?
So they're having their wild onion fizzy coke with potato chips
But it was denied so I don't know Rob
I mean that sounds like a great combination
I don't know why it would be denied wild onion with potato chips
Oh really? And a coke to boot?
A fizzy coke?
A glass of drink? Yeah
Hell yeah
Man that's great eating there
Especially on a hot summer day you take that for lunch
That would be awesome
It would be like taking green onions out of the garden
Yeah yeah yeah
And having a coke
Yeah hell yeah
Having a coke and a smile
Yeah man yeah hell yeah
Yeah nothing wrong with that
Nothing wrong with that
But these fickle people they overturned it and said no
You know I'm perplexed
Aren't you?
Oh definitely
We're perplexed
Alright well the next one
It was radish flavored coke
Did not go over well
I understand that
Uh huh yeah I guess so
Now if it had been horseradish instead of radish
I think maybe I could have been on board with that
No?
Well
Fizzy coke?
Like I've been saying I really can't drink sodas because it messes with my stomach
Okay
Imagine adding radish to that
Or horseradish either one
Okay alright
Dude I'd be in a damn hospital
Rob point well received you're right
Just saying like I said another just saying that
The next one that flopped it was denied quickly was raw meat flavored coke
Well um
Okay I disagree
Yeah yeah what's wrong with that
Come on that's the most manly drink you could have
Yeah they could call it carnivorous fizzy coke or something like that right
And then you know like the real manly men will go get it and like slam it on a hot August afternoon digging a ditch
And all of a sudden you grab a raw meat coca cola fizzy coca cola and slam it
People go that guy right there is a stud right?
Well it would give you extra protein to make it through the day too you know so hey
And then you take the can and smash it on your forehead
Oh you got to
Yes
You got to
And then roar like a lion
Or smash it with your butt cheeks
Either way and roar like a lion and piss on a tree to mark your territory
You got to
Yes
You got to
That's it right there
You drink that you're the man of men
That's right people will worship you
Yep
But it didn't go over Rob we don't have this choice now
Can't they won't even give us a chance
No no raw meat flavored coca cola
I'd give it a shot
Yeah me too but I mean this focus panel said no they said no Rob they said no
Yeah I don't know
Next one was Vita flavored coke it was a bust
Aww
Yeah who doesn't like that plastic cheese
No no no no no no
No
Oh god that would be the best ever
You can eat tortilla chips with it
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Or you could like get some diced tomatoes in other hotels
Just crush the tortilla chips up and throw them in it
Oh yeah oh my gosh Rob
And drink it
Rob you are a hundred percent genius
You are a hundred percent genius
No they should give you a little kit with it that like is taped to the side
Yeah
And it will call like a fizzy coke Belvita kit right
Yeah
Yeah like they have walking taco kits
That would be awesome
This could be like a walking taco kit only it's a Belvita Rotel kit or something
Yeah
Eh well you know what
Okay well you know what I think this is
What do you think it is
I think this is our 80's mentality coming back
You know what you're right and the days go
That's what we would have loved in the 80's
I don't know about today people are watching what they eat you know
This is a younger panel you're right you're right you're right Rob
This is a younger panel and they're like eh no no no no
Yep you're right
Oh my god I would have to write that off my bucket list
Yeah me too
When I read that I heard angels sing
Oh my god trumpets
Trumpets yes
Yes
Trumpets angels
Yeah
I saw the gates but I wasn't close to dying thank god
But I still saw the gates
The next one that went over bad speaking of dying
Fentanyl flavored coke they deemed was too dangerous
So the Fentanyl flavored coke did not go over well
So I mean I can't say I blame them
Would you have been the first one to try it
Uh no but you know what
What
Just out of honoriness
I would have to say throw it out there
Let them weed themselves out
Yeah want to have a nice nighty night
Let them weed themselves out
Have a nice nighty night
That's all I'll tell you
Have the person of a guy on the ground
Lying there sleeping
And then they could say new Fentanyl flavored fizzy coke
And then finally
Brown mustard flavored coke only went well with brats
So they want it but they only if you serve brats
Other than that they do not want brown mustard flavored coca cola fizzy coke
Okay well I'll tell them I'm having brats
Okay there you go yeah that's it right there
I'm going to be just having hot dogs
I'll tell them I'm having just come out with it
I like that idea I love that
You know what I do too
Now we're running late on our first break
But before we go to our first break here's what I think we ought to do
And you correct me if you think I'm wrong
Our top five music performers that we feel don't wipe well enough
Um do you want to do that?
Uh how about we just come back with that
Okay that's what we'll do
Kick it off with that
Okay we're going to come back with the top five
Mine and Rob's top five musical performers we feel do not wipe well enough down there
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Heck, two douchebags and microphone, huh Mark?
And I am Rob
Alright, well like we were talking about a little bit ago before we went to break
Rob and I just
It's a fun one
Yes
It's a fun one by the way
This is cool, this could be a regular one like ass cheek bite, ear yank and nipple tweak
This is going to be like that where we occasionally bring it back and have a top five list
And this is simply people we feel by looking at them, no proof at all, this is all allegedly
We don't feel they wipe well enough
They wipe their asses well enough
Yes
To clarify that
Yeah, wipe their asses well enough, you're right
To clarify it, we could do that
You're right, I need to say that because there is a female on my list
So
Yeah, I have one too
Okay
Alright Rob, you want to go ahead and go forth with your top five?
Yeah
Alright
Okay, I'm going to start off with Marshall Tucker
Well, there's a reason
There's a reason
Okay
As anybody that's listening to this knows that I went and seen Marshall Tucker band
At 38 Special back in October of last year down here
And I'm telling you, I really do not think that man can wipe his ass
He's in his late 70s
He's a big boy
He's getting hard, yeah, yeah, he's walking slow even
And he's not rich enough to hire someone to wipe his ass, so
Oh no, I guarantee he's got money
He's just a country boy, he doesn't go hire nobody
He's like, I'll let it flake up
Yeah, let it flake up and fall off, fuck him
Alright, cool
Okay, and then my number four
Okay, yesterday when you asked me if I am, I said I had all but one
Well, I talked to my cousin up in Atlantic, Iowa
Hello, Dana
Hi, Dana
And I was telling her about this and I still need that one more and she gave me this
And I totally agree with it
Okay
Meatloaf
Absolutely
Yeah
No disrespect to the dead
No, no, no, not at all
Because, yeah, I've got another one up here that's deceased
Okay, that's fine
This ain't the ghost, this is anything else
We do not respect the deceased
We love them, this is endearingly, we love them
Yeah, we love you, we embrace you
Yes
We all need to be haunted
No, especially this podcast
Oh hell, we're bad enough on our own, aren't we?
Yeah, yep
Okay, my next one, deceased one
Mama Cat
From the mamas and papas
I knew you would love that one
That might be my favorite
I should have made it for number one, but I did not
Oh, I loved that one when I came up with that one
That's excellent
Okay, my number one and number two
Same as my last list, I just switched them around
Okay
My number two, Willie Nelson
Oh, I got Willie Nelson too, we doubled up on one
Because he can't get up, he's on stage, he has no mood
He's 82, yeah, I got him too, so
Yeah, yeah
But he's not my number one
My number one, like I said, was my number two, but on this one
I changed him to my number one for one reason only
Ozzy
I think Sharon does it
Just because he does not care
I think Sharon makes him, she doesn't want to smell him
I think Sharon's given up
Oh, okay, then maybe she's blessing me
You're probably right, okay, and we love Ozzy
I've had that for years
You're probably right, yeah, I mean, he probably used to piss himself and everything too, I'm sure
So, that was a great list, Rob
I knew I'd throw you off with the mama cash
That was great, old chicken bone mama cash
Oh my god, it fit in so well
You know, I think I read something about her a while back
She did not die from choking on a chicken bone, that was false
I don't know, I have not
I'll have to look that up, I'm pretty sure I read that, I'm like, wow, boy, everybody thinks she did
So, anyhow, okay
My number five
That's very yours
My number five is Willie Nelson
Okay
And same reason you said, he's old, he can't get around very much, and I also think he doesn't give a fuck
Yeah
That combined, I think that he doesn't change his genes, except maybe once a week
I think there's a little crustacean going on there
And again, I think he doesn't give a shit, because he's Willie Nelson and he doesn't have to
So, Willie Nelson is my number five
Well, yeah, he ain't getting around to get dirty anymore
No, no, I know, so
Oh yeah, yeah, them genes may be more than a week
It might be two weeks, it could be a month, yes
Yeah
I think he sleeps in them too, to top it all off
And not put Willie Nelson down, we love him
We love him
Matter of fact, when he comes by, if he comes by, I'm gonna see him
No, he's coming to Campton this year
I am gonna have to see him, I love Willie Nelson and I want to see him before he passes this earth, so
Okay, I owe the Ozarks Amplifatator line up
Mm-hmm
I promise, I will have that next podcast, and Willie Nelson, I know, is on it
I can't wait for that, I can't wait to see that, that's gonna be great
Among others, you are gonna be shocked
Okay, that sounds great, dude
Some big names, big names
Okay
All right, bye-bye
My number four, Claus Miner, or Miner, Miner, however they, I think it's pronounced, Claus Miner
Of the Scorpions, I think that he doesn't do a good job of helping
Oh, oh, oh, okay
Yeah
I know what you're talking about now, yeah, you said Scorpion now, I know, Claus and Scorpion
Yeah, I think you pronounce it Claus Miner, it's not Claus Mine
I never really thought the last name
The Scorpions lead singer, him, I don't think that he does a very good job wiping
And again, I go back to, I don't think he cares, so
I see it, I see it
Yep, yep
Number three, Grace Slick
Of, now I think it's just called
Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see it, don't you?
Now of Starship
She just don't care
No, no, no, as a matter of fact, I think that she can cut a turd better than anybody
I think
She was 60, she was in the heart, yeah
I think that she cuts turds probably a foot and a half long
That's what I think
Anyhow, okay, so Grace Slick is number three
Number two, Janis Joplin
I don't think she gave a shit
Well, yeah
Yeah, I don't think she gave a shit
Well, yeah
She was a hippie chick, okay, let me put it like this, here's the way I envision it
Heavily on the road, yeah, eating turds
Oh yeah, here's what I think, here's the way I envision it Rob, and you correct me if you think something different
Okay, she's watching a musical festival, right, and she's out there in the pasture
And she's got to take a dump, right?
She's not going to go to the restrooms all the way down there
She's going to just drop srow right there
Yes, and she worries about wiping later
So, I think Janis Joplin, all this allegedly, does not wipe well
Okay, let me correct you on that
Okay
She did not wipe later because she done forgot to wipe well
You're right, later on she was dabbling in this and that and didn't remember
Awesome pick, awesome pick
That's what I thought too
And my number one, Roger Daltrey of The Who
He just looks like he doesn't wipe well
I think he might care a little bit, but I think he just doesn't wipe well
I just think that it's not in him to wipe well
I see it, I see it
And I have a special
I'm going to leave it right there, I'm going to leave it right there, I see it
And I have a guy, Ansel Larry, that I may use next time that I really think is in this category
But I will have to use him next time, but I'm really proud of him too
We're going to do this category again
Yes we are
Okay
If one wasn't a disaster enough, how about twice?
Because that's what we do here, Rob
If something fails miserably, we do it over and over
So, anyhow, Rob
Yeah, this one came out good, so we're going to keep it going
We're going to keep it going, yes
Rob, we turn to you
Do you have something for us?
Yeah, as soon as I get a call
Okay, that's cool
Alright, go ahead and do what you got to do, and I'm going to
I don't know where that came up from
Okay, I didn't even hear you
Wow
No, I'm muted
I'm muted
Oh, okay, that's why
Okay, cool
Okay, well, since we're still in the music world
Okay
You know any bass players that's looking for work?
Not any good ones, no
No?
Well, I would say they would have to be pretty good
Okay
The legendary classic rockers, Sticks, need a new bassist
Who was their bassist?
The group's long-time bass player of 20 years, Ricky Phillips
Oh, okay
Took to Facebook this week to announce his departure, which he reminded fans is not a retirement
Dear Prince, after touring for 50 years with the baby, Bad English
Opening for Tina Turner on the Private Dancer Tour with John Park
Wow
Melinda Carlisle's first solo tour
Nice
Rehearsing in Tahoe, recording at Little Mountain in Canada with Jimmy Page and David Coverdale
I love that album too
And writing, touring, and Coburg producing, Can Can with Ronnie Montrose
Wow
To name a chosen few, I'm taking a breather, Phillips Roof
I don't blame them
My last 20 plus years of touring and recording with my friends and Sticks has come to an end
I'm taking a break from the road, I'm not retiring, just taking a break
And it goes on and Sticks are saying how much they're going to miss him
I've seen him here, I've seen him, actually three times
I knew he was a bass player and I knew he was well accomplished, but I did not know we had a list like that
Wow
That is some really big credits on there, so you're right, they're going to have to be a fantastic bassist
Well, here's the thing, you know how I told you I've seen Jason Bonham with Foreigner down here?
Uh huh
Sticks opened for them and he was bassist on that same stage right here
Wow
It's kind of hard to believe that Sticks opens up for Foreigner
Do you feel the same way?
Yeah, kind of, but
Foreigner was great, but Sticks is still
The way I look at it, Sticks was a little more hardcore and Foreigner was a little more mainstream
Well, Sticks was hardcore but they were also
But the mainstream has the headline
Here's the deal, they were like Queen, they were split personality
They had their rocker Tommy Shaw and they had their ballad and kind of operatic singer
Oh yeah, yeah
Yeah, Dennis DeYoung
They could do anything
Both of them really, from what I read, didn't care for each other
Didn't like each other, didn't respect each other's musical taste
But they respected each other's musical talents well enough to work together
So they had the split personality which made them so good
And to me, that's why, I mean, they had it among some of the legendary songs and some of the legendary
Okay, can I ask you one question?
I don't mean to interrupt
No, no, no, go ahead
I have to ask you one question
No, that's what we do here, go ahead
Which band are you talking about?
Because both of them were just exactly the same
The lead singer wanted to be more opera and show
And the guitarist wanted to be rock
Both bands
Well, Lou Graham is fantastic
Lou Graham is fantastic
Oh, you're talking about Foreigner
Yes, now I am
Oh, you're talking about Sticks, I gotcha
Both bands were the same
Both lead singers were theatric and, you know
Yeah, okay
Here's the way I looked at it
No, Lou Graham wasn't so theatric
No, no, no
Lou Graham was fantastic for what he did
But Dennis DeYoung, no, he's not
And that's not dogging him either
Dennis DeYoung could not do Lou Graham
You know, that's just not his thing
So to me, that's why Sticks should have been
at least co-headlining
but not opening
Because, I mean, think of all the songs
and the albums like The Grand Illusion
Come Sail Away
All of these legendary songs that they did
I just thought would at least make them co-headliners
It just surprises me
No, they were co-headliners
Oh, they were co-headliners, okay
Foreigner was the main show
Yeah, because Foreigner was more album rock
and Sticks was at times
I mean, you know, like Renegade
That guitar on that, and that is a heavy song
But then you go to some of the other songs
like Paradise Theater, Rockin' in Paradise
All that stuff, I mean, was balladish
And Dennis DeYoung actually won those songs
So it's pretty cool
So anyhow, won't we take our second break
I'm going to come back with a few did you knows
that might really get you pretty good, Rob
Yeah, let's do that
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Real quick before I get to these did you knows
I wanted to mention a chief side note here
We have traded Legerius Need
Which sucks
That guy gave up
Ok you beat me
You beat me
Oh sorry
Go ahead
Legerius Need gave up zero touchdowns all year including the playoffs
Legerius Need mentioned that he wanted a payday
The Chiefs traded him to the Tennessee Titans for a third round pick next year
Which is kind of really disappointing
But I understand why they did
Tennessee can afford him
And can afford the huge contract that he deserves
So they traded him simply out of respect and love
I mean really that's the way I see it
A third round pick next year
Yeah they'll probably make well use of it
I mean they could have just franchised him this year
And said no you know what we're not trading him
And we're going to pay him the 20 million
Because they did have it under the cap
Because my home is restructured
But anyhow they did it probably to help Snead just as much as to help them
And you know they got Snead I think was fourth round wasn't he
Like McDuffie was fourth round
So I have no reason to believe that they will not draft somebody
Or even have the personnel right there to take his place
Maybe not as well but maybe pretty good
Good enough
Okay well I have
I mentioned this to my son earlier today
He's like why
I think they might be just trying to clear some salary cap
You're right you're right Rob that is part of it
And I have a certain person in mind
Hmm okay who
They've been talking to Odell Beckham Jr.
Which is between us and Miami with him right now
Personally I don't like that
If they pay him too much I don't like it
His production has been down the last four years
He's been injured I don't think he's worked very much
I think our route is like we've always been doing
We draft the fast guys like Tyreek Hill, Rushie Rice
That could be
Hardman I mean Hardman's not a great example but I mean
We draft the young fast receivers
And when they get ready to get paid we let them go like Tyreek Hill
We trade them for five draft picks
That helped us get this elite defense that we got to help us win the Super Bowl this year
So I think you stick with that formula because it's working
We got two out of Snead a third round and a fifth round
Oh did we get a fifth round too?
We got a third round next year but I didn't know if we got a fifth round
But if we got two
The following year I think it's a fifth round
Okay alright
Is what I read a while ago
Yeah and now they have cap rooms so if that magical person does come along
Or here's another thing
A lot of teams let go of really good players
Or maybe not like upper echelon but
Good really good solid players
When they find out that they're going to be out of the playoffs
And then they're like you know what we're going to clear some cap space and we're going to like cut somebody
And if you don't have the money to pick them up immediately
Someone else your competition will get them
So there might be some of that going on too
I think that's what they're doing with Snead
Because they just brought in
What was his name from the Raiders
I'm unaware I didn't know
Oh yeah we brought up just the other day
Was it Raiders I think he came from
Some big name we signed
Okay well you know what I don't remember
It was during the free agency
I'll have to look it up
Anyway yeah we'll have to go back
Okay we'll talk about it next podcast
But until then I have some
Did you knows
And there's some pretty good ones on here Rob
I think you'll really like them
Sounds good
Okay did you know that Australia is wider than the moon
It's wider
Wider than the moon
I did not know that
Me neither
Now we do
Did you know
Venus is the only planet to spin clockwise
All the other ones spin including us
Counter clockwise
Why that is
I thought we spun clockwise
No counter clockwise
So we're going backwards
We're going backwards
No that's where Einstein got the theory
Then why the hell do we have the time changes every year
We're going backwards
They tell us that we're dated
No we're not we're going backwards
That's why Einstein always said that if you could go around the earth fast enough clockwise
You could go back in time
Okay alright that explains that
Did you know all doxophobia is a fear of other people's opinions
Well I definitely don't have that
Well if you do you might listen to our show
That's what I'm saying
I definitely don't have that
Once again just saying
Yep just saying
Did you know human teeth are the only part of the body that cannot heal themselves
Tell me about it
Yeah I'll do it
Just saying
I don't want to know the fortune I spent on my fucking teeth
Geez
Anyhow and continue to
Did you know that competitive art used to be an Olympic sport
I did know that actually
What?
Competitive art
No I did not know that
I did know that and I don't know why I knew that but I did know that
Did you know?
Hey you and I have lived our lives useless information that nobody ever cared about
Now we have a way to put it out there
That's why we're the perfect people for a podcast
Yeah we're a perfect duo
Yep
Did you know that Google images was recreated after Jennifer Lopez wore the green dress at the 2000 Grammys
Because I guess they were trying to follow her or everybody wanted to see her
I bet you everybody wanted to see her in that dress
Yeah
So then therefore you got Google images which are essentially pictures of people
So okay that's why
I was thinking of Google Earth but Google yeah I get it
Google images
This is why
Google images after who wouldn't want to see it
Yeah yeah yeah she's a big bowl of delicious isn't she
Yeah I'm just leaving it right there
Okay anyhow look man I'm married not dead
So alright next one
I might as well be dead so
Next one lemons float but limes sink
I'm going to try that next time
Alright
I find that interesting lemons float limes sink
But you know what I can actually I can see that
Lemons are more porous and limes are more solid
They're like little bitty green concentrated lemons so okay I could see that actually
That is exactly where I went
Yeah so I agree with that one
Alright
The Eiffel did you know that the Eiffel Tower was originally made for Barcelona
I didn't know that did you
Actually I think a few years ago I did hear something about that
But I never had any follow ups or nothing but
I do know something yeah I've heard about that
I just never found out if it was true
I got a big bowl of I don't give a shit on that one but okay
Yeah me too me too
Did you know that it would take 19 minutes to fall to the center of the earth
I didn't know that but that's pretty cool to know
So if you ever fall to the center of the earth you got 19 minutes to think about your life and pray to God
There you go
No I disagree with that
Okay
Oh heart attack
If you're falling to the center of the earth you're going to have a heart attack
You're just going to blow up
I'm going to try to hang in there to tell God I'm sorry
You're going to blow up
I'm going to tell God I'm sorry four or five times and then cash out I guess
I don't even know if I'll get that out I'll be shit my person
Well yeah that's the first thing you do
Well I'm scared of heights anyway
I used to be until I started working with heights
And I bet you if I went back to it now I'd be afraid of them again
I got to where I could go I was up on a 32 story building
I walked right up to the side of it without any barrier or anything any harness or nothing
Looked right off the side and it did not bother me
And that's how numb I got to it which kind of scared me
Which meant to me that I could get careless you know what I mean
So I always try to keep myself in check but I got to where I wasn't afraid of heights
But I bet you if I went back to it now I bet you I'd be afraid of heights again
It's something you have to get used to that's for sure
Did you know that the real name for a hashtag is Octothorp
Did you know that
I'm going to start calling it that
Octothorp whatever
I'm not going to because I can't pronounce it
Octothorp save the planet
Did you know that Neil Armstrong's hair was sold in 2004 for $3,000
Another big bowl of I don't give a shit
Honestly if I had that much money then I'd be a player on it
Really
I'd buy it
No kidding
I would have gave him $3,100
That's cool to know
I mean come on you know the man land on the moon supposedly
The year I was born it was Neil Armstrong yeah that'd be cool
That'd be something cool to have
I can understand that
Here's my reasoning that $3,000 could buy a couple of really cool vintage pinball machines for my man cave here
The one I'm broadcasting from the Talk is Cheap Studio
Okay you got me you got me
Yep like an El Briar and an Iron Maiden pinball oh man
Oh that'd be cool
Yeah
Everybody forget what I just said
I'm going with Mark on that one
Yeah
Did you know that the longest English word is 189,819 letters long
No because I would never be able to pronounce it
Well he do not try pronouncing that
It's not on here
We don't have much time left
It's not on here and believe me I would not
Good
Did you know that the tiny pocket in jeans was designated to store pocket watches
Nope
That I did know
Oh you did? Okay I didn't know
Actually I think I covered that on no that was not
I read about the same time I was doing the western high jeans
You just never reported on it?
Well it's something I've always known honestly
Because I'm a jeans wearer I don't wear slacks
I don't yeah I wear jeans
Yeah no I wear yeah I got you okay I'm a jeans guy too
Did you know that people once ate arsenic to improve their skin
I think I heard that and kind of knew that but I forgot it several times you know what I mean
I did not have a clue
Okay
I'm going to leave that one right there
Okay well anyhow arsenic to improve your skin
Stupid is as stupid does
Ding ding ding ding ding we have the winner
Okay I took it a little bit further
Next did you know that the terminator script was sold for one dollar
Oh I would love to be that lucky bastard
Yeah one buck
That would be quarter to hell
Not only to mention you could sell it for I don't know what geez
I'd give a buck every quarter
I'm giving a buck fifty dude
Fuck you buck seventy five we got a bit right here on that
I'm going three fifty
Three fifty my final offer
Why did
Yeah you're right
Because I'll keep you going dude I'll keep you going
Alright we're just going to go ahead and drop that because we're not going to get the opportunity to bet on it
Do you know that penicillin was first called mold juice
I can believe it that's what it is isn't it
Okay I did not know that but like you just said I see it
Okay this next one bear with me Rob
It is a long long long fucking word
I don't I don't have bear with you everybody else is listening to us
Okay a fear of long words is called hippo poto monstros asquip adept blood phobia
Or something like that
Okay did you know that the
Why why why why that's all I have to say why
Someone had a sense of humor
Exploratory right there
Someone had a sense of humor Rob I'm certain
Yeah that's all there is to it someone's like hey watch this
I believe yes
I came up with this new word
Someone came up with this new word
Okay okay do you know that the quickest commercial flight in the world is in Scotland
Another big bowl of I don't give a shit
But interesting
Yeah
Where from where to
Okay it doesn't say
And then next on the list it says did you know that the first commercial passenger flight lasted only 23 minutes
Another big bowl of I don't give a shit
But interesting to know
Yeah yeah
Okay well that is the end of that one I've got like 50 more but we're not going to get to them tonight obviously
So Rob we turn to you you got anything you want to go into before we wrap the bow on this bitch and get on out of here
Yes I do
Alrighty Rob the floor is yours
It's been a while since I've had a list
Okay
And this one comes off Society Rock
Okay
Seven rock albums that critics hated that fans loved
Okay
Starting at number seven
ACDC's High Voltage
That was a good album
Well that's like I said the critics hated it but us fans loved it
Critics always hated ACDC they called it like a two note band
Simplicity it doesn't matter it sounded good people loved it look at their sales critics are idiots
Anyhow go ahead
Right introduce the world to the band's electrifying sound however Rolling Stones Billy Altman
Infamously labeled it as mindless claiming it brought hard rock to its all time low
What an idiot
Allegedly
Despite giving out tracks like it's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll
It's a great song it has bagpipes in it
Maybe it tables the rock music
Shows you how stupid he is any heavy rock song that has bagpipes in it gets to the front of the line right
Oh god hell yeah hell yeah
Well a lot of these albums are that way
Okay
Number six
Okay
Led Zeppelin's self title
It received harsh criticism upon its release
I actually knew that
Rolling Stone demised it as kicking weak unimaginative songs and deemed it as a waste of talent
Okay I have a problem right now they did not know what the hell they were talking about
No no I knew
Because Led Zeppelin you had to have the most imagination for those songs
My opinion
No no no I agree with you the critics hated that I mean he wasn't the only one
And look what happened to it
Yeah
Okay number five
Rolling Stones exile on Main Street
I'm not a big Stones guy but obviously the critic was wrong look at the success
The album initially received lukewarm critical reception despite later being hailed as one of the band's greatest works
Mick Jagger himself admitted that the album faced a tepid reaction from critics only to be later recognized as a masterpiece by fans and publications alike
Okay I mean I don't really have anything to say I don't really care for the Stones but
Yeah
To me they're always lukewarm but they have such success that critic was off his rocker and probably me too so go ahead
Okay next up at number four
Oh shit
We had Pink Floyd's wish you were here
Yeah and that was hated by the critics too and it was a lot of like mischievous shit that went on
Like that was back in the days where the record companies would like go into these rock stations these album rock stations album oriented rock stations
And offer them all different kinds of goodies to play stuff like REO and Foreigner and whatever else was out there
Maybe not Foreigner but I forgot what bands I know REO Speedwagon was one of them but there are several articles published about it
So anyhow they would get favor in playing that and Pink Floyd's record deal did not do that
Their record company didn't go into these and you know do favors for DJs so they didn't play them
And also the critics didn't like Pink Floyd at all when they came out so I believe that and they were wrong
But if you look over time that album is probably one of the number one ever ranked if you question me
Oh I would not argue that one of the
Yeah
That guitar work by David Gilmore is just so man it's masterful anyhow yeah
Well what it says is while it's now regarded as a superior follow up to Dark Side of the Moon
Which my god you had to have something after Dark Side of the Moon
You would have to bring it
Albums to this day
Yeah
Some critics at the time found fault with its ponderous sincerity and criticized the band's musical abilities
However over time the album's warmth and depth has solidified its place in rock history
Wow
Oh my god okay yeah they went here
Okay
Number three
Abbey Road
Oh
They went there dude they went there
Critics couldn't handle the Beatles going in different directions and expanding their musical taste
So their first inkling was to dog on it even though they didn't understand it so
Yeah critics did dismiss the album as lacking energy and purpose failing to recognize its significance as the band's once saw
The critics did not understand that bands got bored and they did different musical directions
They expanded their horizons and critics could not understand that
And you know what I mean Abbey Road was obviously legendary and still is
Okay well seeing how you feel that way I think you will understand this next
Okay
Number two
Black Sabbath's debut album
It's still hated by critics too
It's pretty okay critics like to think of themselves as intellectuals
They like to think of themselves as uber smart
They know what the trend is and they can catch it ahead of time and they know where music's going
But actually they're just dumbasses that give their opinion that sucks
So when they heard this new dark music this kind of devilish undertow they could not understand it
So the first thing they did was like idiots they started dogging it and they still do to this day
But I say my old rule was this if the critics hated it I'd grab that album and start listening to it
Okay well you gotta remember where walking will start
Okay you start with Elvis Presley that was coming out of gospel music
Everybody's starting gospel a lot of them starting gospel
And then you come down to people like Black Sabbath
Oh my god they're singing about the devil
Yeah well they were prompted by blues
And then there we go from there
Yeah and so you know what critics did not understand it and they still don't understand it so who cares
So anyhow
But music fans love it
Yes it's a great album groundbreaking
Okay and number one
Okay I personally do not want to mention this because I do not like this person
Okay
But as far as I have to
Okay
Finally at number one we have Neil Young's Harvest
Okay
Neil Young to me was overrated by far
So I'm with you
Yeah well you have to be a strong I mean
I've never considered him one of the top echelon on any rock scene at all
No I never never
So I get what the critics were saying there and I agree with them finally
And then he takes jabs at Leonard Stinner so Leonard Stinner comes back and he shuts his mouth
He's powered down
Yep
Because he ain't shit man
He wasn't
No no no
He was part of Coffee Steal Zash and Young
He had a couple singles
He was famous for protest songs
Yeah
And I think Alice Cooper penned it perfectly on his show one night
He said Neil Young had a built in complaint in his voice
Yeah
Which made me hate him
Not that talented a voice in my opinion
Yeah and his big protest song was what Four Dead in Ohio talking about the government or whatever you know
And so that's fine talking about the government I understand they do some stupid shit and some evil shit yes
But his underlying talent was not there
I think he was more big because he was the rebel
He was the anti whatever he was the anti establishment he was the anti government he was the beatnik he was the supposed freedom guy you know so anyhow
Yeah okay
Good list Rob
Which I was but I still didn't listen to him
I didn't listen to him at all he didn't stand for me
Because his beef was Leonard Skinner I was a Leonard Skinner fan
I didn't like his beef with Leonard Skinner but
He called them out first
I know he did
On Southerman he called them out first
So then Leonard Skinner come back and mention him
And that was the last you heard of that battle
Yeah he shut up
You know if you like Neil Young that's fine but I don't know of anybody that's crazy about Neil Young you know what I mean
I know people that are crazy about Sabbaths Zeppelin the Beatles
But I don't know anyone that just thinks Neil Young is upper echelon and just the shit
So I don't know where they got that at but I do agree he overrated yes
I mean come on David Crosby would rate over him
Oh yeah oh gosh yeah
I love David Crosby he was a great musician
Yeah I felt he could have done more
Yeah he could have but he did a lot more than Neil Young
Yes he's much better than Neil Young
Man I agree dude that's cool
Well Rob do we keep going or not we're at like 120
Or we'll do another special episode
Yeah it's Sunday night I have to work tomorrow brother
Okay let's go ahead and wrap this
As much fun as I'm having I am I'm having fun right now
Yeah yes and anyhow I can't wait to listen to the last podcast the one that I put out this morning
Because Rob listened to it and he said it's the best one we ever did
I listened to it and as me and Mark hung up or ended the podcast last night
We both thought it was one of our best yet
I'm telling you dude last night we were off the charts
We were so in sync everything just flowed man
And we need to keep that going
Yes tonight's going to be a good one too
We need the people that are listening to us right now to hear the podcast like this
And I told them to listen to the recent ones and it's more indicative of what we do now
So I'm hoping they're like picking up from yesterday and today and if they are
I think they're going to be really pleased with our product
So anyhow we shall see how that goes
And you know who knows we may not even want to do
You know there's so many variables involved
We'll see
Anyhow thank you all for listening we love you guys
Goodnight assholes
Hey where do they go?
Where are the douche bags?
Oh my god someone took a dump in the corner
Oh jeez
Ugh I'm glad they're gone let's just hope they don't come back
Man that smells