1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast. 2 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:22,000 And now it's time for the Daily Douchebag Pledge. 3 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:29,000 Two Douchebags and a Microphone Pledge, I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to download every show. 4 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:36,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to grab family members phones and download the show from there. 5 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:43,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to go to public computers and download the show from there. 6 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:49,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to laugh at all the unfunny jokes. 7 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:56,000 I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to lie to all my friends and tell them how good the show is. 8 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:08,000 And finally, I, Joe, or Jane listener, promise to visit Montrose, Missouri, to take advantage of the power plant, campgrounds, and junkyard all within its quarter mile radius. 9 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:15,000 And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark. 10 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Should I record frog sounds in the summer, then play them when it's zero degrees on my ring doorbell for the Amazon guy? 11 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Yeah, that sounds like fun. 12 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Hey look, I think we found land! 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Hold my beer bitch 20 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:22,000 This is a voice guide from your favorite podcast two douchebags in a microphone 21 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:28,160 People often ask us how they can find us when doing a remote broadcast one smell 22 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,800 Go to the city market and start sniffing 23 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:38,160 Our aroma has been described as a mixture of flea powder for goats Tabasco sauce and old sock with dark fuzzy urine 24 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,440 To look for the spot absent of patrons 25 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,920 Three the most telling sign is a crowd of patrons vomiting uncontrollably 26 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:53,320 Four just call us at 816-512-7717 27 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:05,360 Hello everybody, this is two douchebags and microphone on mark 28 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:11,920 And I'm Rob. Hey, thank you all for joining us. Once again, first off. Hi Opal. Hi Jimmy 29 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,840 Hi grandma. Jimmy 30 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:20,920 The reason I say that right off is they're having some very bad weather up there or over there in 31 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:27,040 Dodge City, Kansas tonight a lot of always do that's why we watch out for them 32 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:33,080 Yes, and we hope you're keeping your head low and your eye to the sky and you got your weather radio 33 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:40,360 But you're too busy listening to douchebags and microphones. Just look outside make sure nothing bad is coming your way. All right 34 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:44,360 So even even though you'll hear this after everything's over 35 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,120 We're still watching out for you, right? 36 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:53,280 Always yes, grandma Opal Jimmy. You guys are gold. We love you guys. Hello 37 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,800 Okay 38 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,000 There's a Rob. There's a pizza shop in Ohio 39 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:07,200 It's getting a lot of shit the shop in question is Santino's Pizzeria in the Columbus area 40 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:12,360 And we have a lot of listeners in Columbus. So hello Columbus. You guys probably know about this 41 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,880 Per report from WSYX 42 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:22,480 The local in-person response to the viral sign that's been largely positive one person 43 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:28,160 However responded to the sign's presence by calling it in a fake order totally more than $100 44 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:32,160 What it is is the sign that everybody 45 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:38,320 Loves but a couple of people were protesting and doing stupid shit like ordering and not getting it and all that and I hope they caught the fuck 46 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,600 We did that 47 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:44,080 Their sign says now hiring non stupid people 48 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,720 I 49 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,360 Love it. I love it. I think it could be more 50 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:58,760 That I do do it's the truth I 51 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,760 Mean 52 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,760 People 53 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:09,040 Can't get rid of what you're doing depends on whether you're stupid or not. Yeah 54 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:14,600 Everybody has their qualifications. Yes for that job 55 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:20,760 Yeah, yeah, I agree. Yeah, I mean look I 56 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:25,700 Mean the problem is is most people that are stupid do not think they're stupid 57 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,100 agreed 58 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:29,620 Oh 59 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:35,500 Amen. Yeah, so that's the problem. So they're probably still gonna get a lot of stupid people applying and then 60 00:05:36,260 --> 00:05:37,700 If they don't 61 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:41,340 Successfully weed them out ahead of time and they got to spend all that money and resources 62 00:05:42,220 --> 00:05:46,500 Realizing they're stupid and that they either don't show up or whatever, you know 63 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:52,580 Or or they just do stupid shit and they have to get rid of them or whatever. So I deal with it every day 64 00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:59,420 And we all do we all do. Yeah. Yeah, and that is why I let off of that story 65 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:02,620 But really quick we're gonna go into something a little bit 66 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:04,980 cooler 67 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:08,540 Dairy Queen introduces a new chicken strip basket Rob 68 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:11,860 Cool yeah 69 00:06:11,860 --> 00:06:15,480 In addition to its classic chip in a chicken strip basket 70 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:21,940 The Dairy Queen is introducing a brand new flavor the parmesan garlic sauced and tossed chicken strip basket 71 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:23,940 I'm sold 72 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:28,620 Sounds good to try it Dairy Queen's within walking distance 73 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:32,300 I'm gonna have to try garlic sauce and tossed chicken strip basket 74 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:37,100 That sounds good to me as the name suggests the crispy chicken strips are tossed in a buttery 75 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:43,980 Parmesan and garlic sauce the strips come with french fries, Texas toast and a dipping sauce of your choice Rob 76 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:50,980 Let's see they they have parmesan garlic the honey barbecue sauce and tossed chicken strip basket and 77 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:56,660 Let's see. They have some other ones, but you know what just go to your neighborhood Dairy Queen 78 00:06:56,660 --> 00:07:00,140 Look at their menu because not all of them are the same 79 00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:04,340 Different Dairy Queens have different strip baskets 80 00:07:04,340 --> 00:07:08,580 There's only so many of them available, but some of them don't serve all of them. That's what I'm saying 81 00:07:08,580 --> 00:07:12,980 So you'll just have to check with your local Dairy Queen and find out what they have 82 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:16,500 And find out which one they serve and see which one you want 83 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:19,780 So anyhow Rob we look to you 84 00:07:21,820 --> 00:07:23,540 All right 85 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:25,340 All right 86 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:27,340 we have 87 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:31,620 Sounds like a 90s movie sequel. Oh 88 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,380 Okay 89 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:38,580 And this is one I for one 90 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:43,100 And I wait for and I think you will agree. Okay 91 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:49,820 There's no denying that a number of Adam Sandler's greatest movies 92 00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:58,440 Regarded as classic. Yes so much so that you might want to see his iconic characters 93 00:07:58,620 --> 00:08:00,980 Back again on the big screen 94 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:04,060 While your wish has been granted 95 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:09,380 I'm in as it's been as it's been reported that one of Sandler's 96 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:15,620 Be loving 90s classics will be getting the sequel treatment 97 00:08:17,780 --> 00:08:23,860 If you're curious about what sequel the Sandman will get a 98 00:08:25,180 --> 00:08:27,180 Continuation here's a hint 99 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:33,660 It's one of the best golf movies out there my god 100 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:38,220 I'm a hockey player saying one of these funniest quotes 101 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:43,060 Actors build swing. Why didn't you just go home? 102 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:49,740 Couldn't get that answer is 103 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:54,180 Happy Gilmore. Oh my gosh. I can't believe they're doing a 104 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:56,540 sequel to that I 105 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:59,300 I 106 00:08:59,420 --> 00:09:04,740 Some of those scenes and happy Gilmore, I mean like the Bob Barker one, but there's a lot of other ones 107 00:09:04,740 --> 00:09:10,700 I mean it was just it was legendary and the stuff that people repeat 108 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:15,860 Nowadays, you know, they'll repeat a line off of it if it needs to be you know, if it's something that requires 109 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:21,580 Something that whatever they said in that movie, you know, you'll hear someone mimicking it or something 110 00:09:21,580 --> 00:09:28,500 I mean the movie still lives good today and you still see that movie on A&E or whatever or the movie channel 111 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,780 You know what? I mean, you still see that movie pop up regularly 112 00:09:31,860 --> 00:09:39,580 Which means that there's still interest in it like someone sitting around on a rainy Saturday afternoon and they see happy Gilmore 113 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:43,260 They're like, you know what? I'll just watch this. I've done it before 114 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:49,860 So very cool. Okay. Well, I'm gonna add a little more to this. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead 115 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,860 Christopher McDonald 116 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,860 Mm-hmm 117 00:09:55,060 --> 00:09:57,060 Who played? 118 00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:59,260 shooter McGavin 119 00:10:01,380 --> 00:10:02,980 Spoke on 120 00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:04,980 audacity's 121 00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:07,060 92.3 the fan 122 00:10:07,100 --> 00:10:14,540 Uh-huh about his recent encounter with Anne Saler who gave him some great news and it goes into quote. Yeah 123 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:19,620 Happy Gilmore 2 is in the works. It sounds like I 124 00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:22,300 Cannot wait 125 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,300 That sounds awesome. I 126 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:29,500 You see that's a movie that will pull me into the theaters. I 127 00:10:30,140 --> 00:10:33,420 don't want to watch that in a movie theater eating popcorn and 128 00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:36,820 Drinking a huge fucking coke 129 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:42,780 I'll pay $30 to see now. I will pay that money to whatever they charge 130 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:48,180 Most of these movies nowadays. I wouldn't touch even if they're free they go come on in mark free 131 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:53,500 All you gotta do is buy your popcorn and drink. I'd be like, no, no, thank you. I can find better use of my time 132 00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:56,260 Something like that would draw me in 133 00:10:57,660 --> 00:11:03,580 That would draw me in I mean because I don't think I don't think there's the same interest in movies with the 134 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:09,440 With the Millennials and the Z's I don't think they care about movies and cherish them like we did 135 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:14,000 So this is a movie that like all the X's can sink their teeth into I 136 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:20,160 Think you know, so man Bravo great great great deal there 137 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:28,480 Yeah, so very cool a little bit later. I have some did you knows that are really good. Oh cool 138 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,720 Yeah, cool, but until then 139 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:34,040 Well, Jeffy X sent me another list Rob 140 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,040 I 141 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,040 Love it 142 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:45,000 The man on the move Jeffy X gosh, I'll tell you what and he's still wearing his sergeant pepper outfit that you embroidered him 143 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:53,440 That they've got to be brown by it's really dingy yellow, but he doesn't hear started out brilliant white 144 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:56,960 I know I know so 145 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:01,900 Anyhow, Jeffy X's are sleuth that is uncovered like new douche flavors 146 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:07,620 All the you know, he always finds them these test market things that failed for us 147 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:14,220 Whatever the subject is and he goes into these places like Massingale risks his life to get us these lists and 148 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:21,300 And like always he sent me an email saying ten minutes this emails gone and I barely got it 149 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:26,660 I barely got it. I had to run into a staples really quick log on their computer and download it 150 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:29,340 It was crazy. I didn't think I was gonna get this one 151 00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:31,860 so anyhow Jeffy X 152 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:40,980 Once again provided us another list that people should not have that he risks his life to get and as a token of thank you 153 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:48,020 Rob knitted him a pair of embroidered underwear. Is it a pair? Is it like two of them or is it more? 154 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:51,660 No, it's just one woman pair. Oh one pair. Okay one 155 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:57,260 Okay, it has Jeffy on the ass cheeks and then it has an X on the front and 156 00:12:57,260 --> 00:13:01,660 And anyhow the it was perfect scheme looking at it 157 00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:06,300 I thought about the other way around it looked better with the X on the front 158 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:10,500 He could actually be a wrestler in that thing couldn't be yeah, that's what I'm saying 159 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:14,740 Yeah, I designed that very well excellent and then on the inside 160 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:19,180 We're not saying Jeffy needs us and we sure he doesn't but Rob 161 00:13:20,180 --> 00:13:22,180 He's out him in a 162 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:27,500 Steven Pearcey of the gland band rat pouch supposedly many years ago Steven 163 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:32,100 Pearcey used to have a pouch on the inside of his spandex is very tight spandex 164 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:38,860 That he could stuff a couple of socks in to look more appealing to some women and maybe some gay males so 165 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:40,780 anyhow 166 00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:43,020 Rob went ahead and did that for Jeffy X 167 00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:48,340 But we're pretty sure that Jeffy X does not have to fill in full like possibly Steven 168 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:54,740 possibly Steven Pearcey had to so and me I'm much simpler guy I 169 00:13:55,220 --> 00:14:00,020 would have if I broke the law bought him five pounds of flow and 170 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:02,820 70 hookers 171 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:04,500 But because I don't break the law 172 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:10,060 I'm giving him the cash equivalent when he comes by and sees me and then he can do whatever he wants to to pay up 173 00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:15,700 A credit card or he could blow it all on video games or he could buy five pounds of blow and 70 hookers 174 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:22,020 So anyhow, this is a token of our thank you, but this is the way this starts here Rob. There's a new coke flavor 175 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:24,020 Did you know that Rob? 176 00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:32,100 Yeah, I did yeah new mango strawberry coke with extra fizzy is going on sale in some locations 177 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:36,420 Starting April 3rd the new flavor is said by coke to be groundbreaking 178 00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:41,400 Because of its extreme bubbly taste to enhance the fruit flavors 179 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,260 Limited time then it's gone 180 00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:47,820 Anyhow some people that that tried it out 181 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:53,780 Said that this is like the next generation in soda. It's a is combined in the fizziness 182 00:14:54,300 --> 00:15:00,180 Enhances the fruitiness that they put into the drink and they say that this is like a craft 183 00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:03,220 Soft drink like right now 184 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:10,180 Craft mixed drinks are in this is kind of like a craft soft drink and they're even thinking about make maybe extending it further 185 00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:15,100 Like having soda fountains with people actually you you know working them for you 186 00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:19,500 That are actually blending the fruit flavors in with the coke or whatever product 187 00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:22,140 Okay, you see what they're going with this? Yeah 188 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:29,300 So, okay. Okay. Are you talking about like restaurants doing that? Yes. Yeah restaurants and bars 189 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:35,460 Okay. Well, I have a problem with that. Okay a lot of restaurants are going to kiosk anyway 190 00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:40,380 Why are they going to throw somebody up there to make a drink when they're going to machines? You know, that's a good point 191 00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:42,860 I just say I know I got you. Um 192 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:48,140 Maybe you'll be behind someone back and back where they prepare the food doing it. I don't know 193 00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:51,780 Or it could be like a higher-end 194 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:56,900 I'll bet you it's a higher-end restaurant and you could go in there pretty much would happen 195 00:15:56,900 --> 00:16:01,940 Because you gotta be able to you know pay the employee if you're wanting to cut employees to 196 00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:05,140 have machines yeah 197 00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:08,300 That would not make sense because you could have the machine do it for it 198 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:13,540 Well, the right the way that I don't want that. No, you're right. I don't want that though the way the article 199 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:18,340 Is a long article. So I just took out what I needed to on it 200 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,340 I understand the way the article 201 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,780 Was 202 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:29,100 Written to me was it looks like that they were 203 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:34,100 You go in there and they have a list like okay. I will take a Coca-Cola fizzy with 204 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,620 I don't know orange and 205 00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:41,100 in 206 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:47,100 Tangerine it with a slice of lemon and then they go okay, then they go back there and they make the extra fizzy Coke or whatever 207 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,100 Like that, okay 208 00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,060 Yeah 209 00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:56,260 Allegedly so alright anyhow, so all of this is I mean it would happen 210 00:16:56,260 --> 00:17:00,020 All of this is I mean it would have to be more manpower 211 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:05,340 I know so it must be higher-end restaurants like you said or maybe high-end bars 212 00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:10,340 Because mocktail 213 00:17:10,340 --> 00:17:12,340 Mocktails, yeah 214 00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:14,180 Or the big rage right? 215 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:18,220 Okay, that's what it is. They although didn't say it in the article 216 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:22,940 I'm gonna go ahead and put my spin on it right here. Okay. I think that this go 217 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:29,300 Goes in concert with mocktails a soft drink with no alcohol in it a mocktail with no alcohol in it 218 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,300 so instead of ordering a mocktail 219 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:34,100 you will order a 220 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,060 Craft 221 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:37,580 soft drink 222 00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:39,460 That sense 223 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:44,700 So, you know you have ten people in there one guy orders a near beer another guy orders a 224 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,540 virgin pina colada 225 00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:53,020 Or or something crazy some kind of craft deals mocktail and then another guy 226 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:58,300 I'll take a I'll take a craft extra fizzy coke with 227 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,180 Issues yes. Yes, absolutely 228 00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:13,180 So, okay. So like always Jeffy X 229 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:18,180 Went into this facility and he found out flavors of coca-cola that failed 230 00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:22,100 Like always I love you Jeffy 231 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:24,100 Jeffy you're awesome 232 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:33,100 Now you do understand that he had to go incognito. So instead of taking off instead of taking off his sergeant petter pepper outfit that you made him 233 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:36,540 And he also has a flying bat suit that 234 00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:40,740 That Rob made him too and thank you for everything that does for us 235 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:44,780 But he did not take off the sergeant pepper outfit. He put 236 00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:50,180 His he put his incognito clothes and mask over the outfit 237 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:53,180 He will not take it off 238 00:18:53,180 --> 00:18:59,180 That's the problem. Yeah, he's a huge sir. He's a huge Beatles fan. And when you did that 239 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:03,940 He he actually started crying you were there. He was like I 240 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:10,420 I pray to God he took some of the money you had to give him to buy some body spray 241 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,100 I 242 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,020 Would hope so too. I would hope so too. So 243 00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:22,020 Jeffy X started crying and this this gift meant so much to him that he will not take it off 244 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:27,140 He will not take it off. As a matter of fact, he's growing his hair out to look like Paul McCartney did 245 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:29,940 Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, and he has that big 246 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:34,300 That big mustache that meathead mustache from all in the family. Yeah. Yeah 247 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:40,300 Yeah, I didn't know he grew the hair out too. Yeah, he grew the hair out. Yeah, he's trying to look like Paul McCartney 248 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,300 Yeah, he's going full-fledged 249 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:48,420 So anyhow Jeffy X uncovered these flavors that did not work at the extra fizzy coke deal 250 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,420 So the first one 251 00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:52,780 sour dough flavor coke 252 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,100 Didn't make it Rob 253 00:19:56,100 --> 00:20:00,220 Like Sarah I mean I see nothing wrong with that Sarah no bread 254 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:05,220 I am good. Yeah that that kind of catches my kitchen honestly 255 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:11,740 That's no joke. I would take you said I kind of caught my teeth. I would take a square of butter 256 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:16,460 Take a bite out of the butter then drink the sourdough fizzy coke 257 00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:21,100 Put it this way. I would at least try it once 258 00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:25,100 I would at least try it once I got it. I got it. I got it 259 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:30,660 You mentioned it caught my attention. Okay. The next one that failed 260 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,300 chalk flavor coke 261 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,300 Got the boot as well 262 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,300 Yeah chalk 263 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:40,300 I'll give them that one 264 00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:44,580 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've eaten chalk before as a child 265 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,180 Not that good. Hey 266 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:53,180 That'd be like Pepto-Bismol flavored coke. Hey be careful. It might be on here 267 00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:55,180 No, it is 268 00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:57,180 It might be. It'd be the same darn flavor. Why not? 269 00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,180 They've done that to us before 270 00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:04,180 Yeah, the next one that failed Vicks vapor rub 271 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:08,180 Flavored fizzy coke was denied because it reminded everybody 272 00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:11,180 Well, they said it reminded them of the flu 273 00:21:11,180 --> 00:21:17,180 So I get that I get that so I know you take one drink 274 00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:22,180 It's gonna fuck you up all the way down. I never thought about that. That would be alcoholic 275 00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:27,180 That meant to light them all the way going down your throat and always know 276 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,180 It's gonna fuck you up 277 00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:34,180 You ain't gonna be able to breathe or do anything else 278 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:36,180 No wonder it failed 279 00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:42,180 Just saying. No, you're right. You're right. Never even thought about that 280 00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:44,180 I'm back on a just saying thing 281 00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:48,180 Yeah, well, you know what? That is why I didn't make it then right? 282 00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:51,180 Yeah, yeah, that would hurt 283 00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:58,180 The next one celery flavored coke didn't quite make it but it was close 284 00:21:58,180 --> 00:22:03,180 People did like celery flavored, but it just barely missed 285 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:08,180 So I mean I would get like a jar of peanut butter 286 00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:12,180 Okay. Yeah, I mean I could go with that 287 00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:15,180 I could too. Take a scoop of peanut butter 288 00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,180 I could shut that one 289 00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:23,180 You know put it in your mouth and then take some fizzy celery coke 290 00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:26,180 Make a burn or shut down 291 00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:31,180 Yeah, yeah. Nothing wrong with that. You know what? Every now and then the people 292 00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:34,180 miss this is obviously a miss 293 00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:38,180 But you did say it came close 294 00:22:38,180 --> 00:22:43,180 It was close. I'm sure if they reintroduce it again that people will have a different change of mind 295 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:45,180 And they will go you know what? 296 00:22:45,180 --> 00:22:47,180 Depends on the voters 297 00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:49,180 That's true. That's true 298 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:50,180 Yeah, yeah 299 00:22:50,180 --> 00:22:58,180 The next one beach sand flavored coke was a flop and it was a stick in everybody's gums and teeth 300 00:22:58,180 --> 00:23:04,180 So beach sand is a no-no. You see I kind of like the idea you know a fizzy coke on the beach 301 00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:08,180 You know and like if you have a coke that tastes like beach sand 302 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:10,180 If they would change it around a little bit 303 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,180 I think it would be a hit 304 00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:14,180 Not actually put the sand in it 305 00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:17,180 Well that's the problem. That's what they did 306 00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:21,180 Give it more like a Baja flavor instead of sand 307 00:23:21,180 --> 00:23:23,180 Yeah 308 00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:28,180 And all kidding aside that sounds pretty good really 309 00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:34,180 Yeah, I'm going to give them this one since they did put the sand in it 310 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:39,180 You know what? I think I agree too. I have had sand in my mouth via the ocean 311 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:41,180 Yeah, not that tasty 312 00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:43,180 And it does get stuck in the gullet 313 00:23:43,180 --> 00:23:47,180 But I'll tell you what that could be a seller using that viewpoint you know 314 00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:49,180 If you put it like you said 315 00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:50,180 And not that way 316 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:53,180 If you do it right Rob you're right 317 00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:55,180 Okay next one 318 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:57,180 Onion flavored 319 00:23:57,180 --> 00:24:01,180 Wild onion flavored fizzy coke 320 00:24:01,180 --> 00:24:05,180 People started eating it with plain potato chips 321 00:24:05,180 --> 00:24:07,180 But then they denied it 322 00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:10,180 So I don't know what that's about 323 00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:14,180 I mean I guess everyone likes wild onion potato chips right? 324 00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:19,180 So they're having their wild onion fizzy coke with potato chips 325 00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:22,180 But it was denied so I don't know Rob 326 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:24,180 I mean that sounds like a great combination 327 00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:27,180 I don't know why it would be denied wild onion with potato chips 328 00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:29,180 Oh really? And a coke to boot? 329 00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:30,180 A fizzy coke? 330 00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:31,180 A glass of drink? Yeah 331 00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:32,180 Hell yeah 332 00:24:32,180 --> 00:24:36,180 Man that's great eating there 333 00:24:36,180 --> 00:24:40,180 Especially on a hot summer day you take that for lunch 334 00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:42,180 That would be awesome 335 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:46,180 It would be like taking green onions out of the garden 336 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,180 Yeah yeah yeah 337 00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:50,180 And having a coke 338 00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:51,180 Yeah hell yeah 339 00:24:51,180 --> 00:24:53,180 Having a coke and a smile 340 00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:55,180 Yeah man yeah hell yeah 341 00:24:55,180 --> 00:24:57,180 Yeah nothing wrong with that 342 00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:58,180 Nothing wrong with that 343 00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:02,180 But these fickle people they overturned it and said no 344 00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:07,180 You know I'm perplexed 345 00:25:07,180 --> 00:25:09,180 Aren't you? 346 00:25:09,180 --> 00:25:10,180 Oh definitely 347 00:25:10,180 --> 00:25:12,180 We're perplexed 348 00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:16,180 Alright well the next one 349 00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:20,180 It was radish flavored coke 350 00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:23,180 Did not go over well 351 00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:25,180 I understand that 352 00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:28,180 Uh huh yeah I guess so 353 00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:30,180 Now if it had been horseradish instead of radish 354 00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:34,180 I think maybe I could have been on board with that 355 00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:36,180 No? 356 00:25:36,180 --> 00:25:37,180 Well 357 00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:38,180 Fizzy coke? 358 00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:45,180 Like I've been saying I really can't drink sodas because it messes with my stomach 359 00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:46,180 Okay 360 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:48,180 Imagine adding radish to that 361 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:50,180 Or horseradish either one 362 00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:51,180 Okay alright 363 00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:53,180 Dude I'd be in a damn hospital 364 00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:57,180 Rob point well received you're right 365 00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:02,180 Just saying like I said another just saying that 366 00:26:02,180 --> 00:26:08,180 The next one that flopped it was denied quickly was raw meat flavored coke 367 00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:10,180 Well um 368 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:12,180 Okay I disagree 369 00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:15,180 Yeah yeah what's wrong with that 370 00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:20,180 Come on that's the most manly drink you could have 371 00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:25,180 Yeah they could call it carnivorous fizzy coke or something like that right 372 00:26:25,180 --> 00:26:31,180 And then you know like the real manly men will go get it and like slam it on a hot August afternoon digging a ditch 373 00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:36,180 And all of a sudden you grab a raw meat coca cola fizzy coca cola and slam it 374 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:39,180 People go that guy right there is a stud right? 375 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:45,180 Well it would give you extra protein to make it through the day too you know so hey 376 00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:48,180 And then you take the can and smash it on your forehead 377 00:26:48,180 --> 00:26:50,180 Oh you got to 378 00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:51,180 Yes 379 00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:52,180 You got to 380 00:26:52,180 --> 00:26:53,180 And then roar like a lion 381 00:26:53,180 --> 00:26:56,180 Or smash it with your butt cheeks 382 00:26:56,180 --> 00:27:03,180 Either way and roar like a lion and piss on a tree to mark your territory 383 00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:04,180 You got to 384 00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:05,180 Yes 385 00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:06,180 You got to 386 00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:07,180 That's it right there 387 00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:10,180 You drink that you're the man of men 388 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:13,180 That's right people will worship you 389 00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:14,180 Yep 390 00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:18,180 But it didn't go over Rob we don't have this choice now 391 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:21,180 Can't they won't even give us a chance 392 00:27:21,180 --> 00:27:24,180 No no raw meat flavored coca cola 393 00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:26,180 I'd give it a shot 394 00:27:26,180 --> 00:27:35,180 Yeah me too but I mean this focus panel said no they said no Rob they said no 395 00:27:35,180 --> 00:27:39,180 Yeah I don't know 396 00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:43,180 Next one was Vita flavored coke it was a bust 397 00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,180 Aww 398 00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:47,180 Yeah who doesn't like that plastic cheese 399 00:27:47,180 --> 00:27:50,180 No no no no no no 400 00:27:50,180 --> 00:27:51,180 No 401 00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:55,180 Oh god that would be the best ever 402 00:27:55,180 --> 00:27:58,180 You can eat tortilla chips with it 403 00:27:58,180 --> 00:28:02,180 Yeah yeah yeah yeah 404 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:05,180 Or you could like get some diced tomatoes in other hotels 405 00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:09,180 Just crush the tortilla chips up and throw them in it 406 00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:11,180 Oh yeah oh my gosh Rob 407 00:28:11,180 --> 00:28:12,180 And drink it 408 00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:16,180 Rob you are a hundred percent genius 409 00:28:16,180 --> 00:28:18,180 You are a hundred percent genius 410 00:28:18,180 --> 00:28:22,180 No they should give you a little kit with it that like is taped to the side 411 00:28:22,180 --> 00:28:23,180 Yeah 412 00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:26,180 And it will call like a fizzy coke Belvita kit right 413 00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:27,180 Yeah 414 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:29,180 Yeah like they have walking taco kits 415 00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:30,180 That would be awesome 416 00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:35,180 This could be like a walking taco kit only it's a Belvita Rotel kit or something 417 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:36,180 Yeah 418 00:28:36,180 --> 00:28:38,180 Eh well you know what 419 00:28:38,180 --> 00:28:41,180 Okay well you know what I think this is 420 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,180 What do you think it is 421 00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:46,180 I think this is our 80's mentality coming back 422 00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:48,180 You know what you're right and the days go 423 00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:51,180 That's what we would have loved in the 80's 424 00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:55,180 I don't know about today people are watching what they eat you know 425 00:28:55,180 --> 00:28:59,180 This is a younger panel you're right you're right you're right Rob 426 00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:02,180 This is a younger panel and they're like eh no no no no 427 00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:03,180 Yep you're right 428 00:29:03,180 --> 00:29:08,180 Oh my god I would have to write that off my bucket list 429 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,180 Yeah me too 430 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:12,180 When I read that I heard angels sing 431 00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:14,180 Oh my god trumpets 432 00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:16,180 Trumpets yes 433 00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:17,180 Yes 434 00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:19,180 Trumpets angels 435 00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:20,180 Yeah 436 00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:24,180 I saw the gates but I wasn't close to dying thank god 437 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:27,180 But I still saw the gates 438 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:30,180 The next one that went over bad speaking of dying 439 00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:36,180 Fentanyl flavored coke they deemed was too dangerous 440 00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:39,180 So the Fentanyl flavored coke did not go over well 441 00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:43,180 So I mean I can't say I blame them 442 00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:46,180 Would you have been the first one to try it 443 00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:49,180 Uh no but you know what 444 00:29:49,180 --> 00:29:50,180 What 445 00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:54,180 Just out of honoriness 446 00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:59,180 I would have to say throw it out there 447 00:29:59,180 --> 00:30:02,180 Let them weed themselves out 448 00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:05,180 Yeah want to have a nice nighty night 449 00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:07,180 Let them weed themselves out 450 00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,180 Have a nice nighty night 451 00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:10,180 That's all I'll tell you 452 00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:13,180 Have the person of a guy on the ground 453 00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:15,180 Lying there sleeping 454 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:22,180 And then they could say new Fentanyl flavored fizzy coke 455 00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:24,180 And then finally 456 00:30:24,180 --> 00:30:28,180 Brown mustard flavored coke only went well with brats 457 00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:32,180 So they want it but they only if you serve brats 458 00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:38,180 Other than that they do not want brown mustard flavored coca cola fizzy coke 459 00:30:38,180 --> 00:30:41,180 Okay well I'll tell them I'm having brats 460 00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:44,180 Okay there you go yeah that's it right there 461 00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:46,180 I'm going to be just having hot dogs 462 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:49,180 I'll tell them I'm having just come out with it 463 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,180 I like that idea I love that 464 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:52,180 You know what I do too 465 00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:54,180 Now we're running late on our first break 466 00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:57,180 But before we go to our first break here's what I think we ought to do 467 00:30:57,180 --> 00:30:59,180 And you correct me if you think I'm wrong 468 00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:08,180 Our top five music performers that we feel don't wipe well enough 469 00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:10,180 Um do you want to do that? 470 00:31:10,180 --> 00:31:14,180 Uh how about we just come back with that 471 00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:15,180 Okay that's what we'll do 472 00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:16,180 Kick it off with that 473 00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:18,180 Okay we're going to come back with the top five 474 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:24,180 Mine and Rob's top five musical performers we feel do not wipe well enough down there 475 00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:26,180 So we will be right back 476 00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:36,180 Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser 477 00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:39,180 If you were a fruit you would be a fine apple 478 00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:48,180 Now from the makers of the Who Bit My Asshole Board Game comes the Rob Rad Jigsaw Puzzle 479 00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:50,180 That's right put Rob back together 480 00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:57,180 This brilliant glossy photo of Rob wearing a loin cloth in a rain forest is the perfect stocking stuffer 481 00:31:57,180 --> 00:32:00,180 Order now and get a free butt plug keychain 482 00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:04,180 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell 483 00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:09,180 Dishwala has the top ten spots on Billboard Hot 100 484 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:15,180 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell 485 00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:21,180 The brand new Kale Cola started selling nationwide yesterday 486 00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:25,180 Have you ever wondered where something came from? 487 00:32:25,180 --> 00:32:29,180 Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is? 488 00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:35,180 Well so have we, that's why we tell you, the origin of 489 00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:37,180 Where did podcasts originate? 490 00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:42,180 The term was first coined by Ben Hammersley, a writer for The Guardian in 2004 491 00:32:42,180 --> 00:32:45,180 By combining the words iPod and broadcasting 492 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:55,180 In 2005, Steve Jobs, founder of Apple, introduced the idea of subscribing to a podcast by building the concept into the iTunes interface 493 00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:58,180 Who made the first podcast ever? 494 00:32:58,180 --> 00:33:03,180 2004, Adam Curry and Dave Weiner are accredited with the invention of podcasting 495 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:06,180 Who exactly did what is up for dispute? 496 00:33:06,180 --> 00:33:09,180 But in the end, these are the two guys who got it rolling 497 00:33:09,180 --> 00:33:14,180 The term podcasting was mentioned by Ben Hammersley in The Guardian newspaper article 498 00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:23,180 When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water 499 00:33:23,180 --> 00:33:28,180 Because nobody likes a stinky asshole 500 00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:47,180 Heck, two douchebags and microphone, huh Mark? 501 00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:49,180 And I am Rob 502 00:33:49,180 --> 00:33:53,180 Alright, well like we were talking about a little bit ago before we went to break 503 00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:55,180 Rob and I just 504 00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:56,180 It's a fun one 505 00:33:56,180 --> 00:33:57,180 Yes 506 00:33:57,180 --> 00:33:58,180 It's a fun one by the way 507 00:33:58,180 --> 00:34:04,180 This is cool, this could be a regular one like ass cheek bite, ear yank and nipple tweak 508 00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:10,180 This is going to be like that where we occasionally bring it back and have a top five list 509 00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:17,180 And this is simply people we feel by looking at them, no proof at all, this is all allegedly 510 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:20,180 We don't feel they wipe well enough 511 00:34:20,180 --> 00:34:23,180 They wipe their asses well enough 512 00:34:23,180 --> 00:34:24,180 Yes 513 00:34:24,180 --> 00:34:25,180 To clarify that 514 00:34:25,180 --> 00:34:27,180 Yeah, wipe their asses well enough, you're right 515 00:34:27,180 --> 00:34:29,180 To clarify it, we could do that 516 00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:33,180 You're right, I need to say that because there is a female on my list 517 00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:34,180 So 518 00:34:34,180 --> 00:34:36,180 Yeah, I have one too 519 00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:37,180 Okay 520 00:34:37,180 --> 00:34:41,180 Alright Rob, you want to go ahead and go forth with your top five? 521 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,180 Yeah 522 00:34:43,180 --> 00:34:44,180 Alright 523 00:34:44,180 --> 00:34:51,180 Okay, I'm going to start off with Marshall Tucker 524 00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:57,180 Well, there's a reason 525 00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:59,180 There's a reason 526 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,180 Okay 527 00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:06,180 As anybody that's listening to this knows that I went and seen Marshall Tucker band 528 00:35:06,180 --> 00:35:12,180 At 38 Special back in October of last year down here 529 00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:19,180 And I'm telling you, I really do not think that man can wipe his ass 530 00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:25,180 He's in his late 70s 531 00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:28,180 He's a big boy 532 00:35:28,180 --> 00:35:33,180 He's getting hard, yeah, yeah, he's walking slow even 533 00:35:33,180 --> 00:35:37,180 And he's not rich enough to hire someone to wipe his ass, so 534 00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:40,180 Oh no, I guarantee he's got money 535 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:43,180 He's just a country boy, he doesn't go hire nobody 536 00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:45,180 He's like, I'll let it flake up 537 00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:49,180 Yeah, let it flake up and fall off, fuck him 538 00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:53,180 Alright, cool 539 00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:56,180 Okay, and then my number four 540 00:35:56,180 --> 00:36:03,180 Okay, yesterday when you asked me if I am, I said I had all but one 541 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:11,180 Well, I talked to my cousin up in Atlantic, Iowa 542 00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:12,180 Hello, Dana 543 00:36:12,180 --> 00:36:14,180 Hi, Dana 544 00:36:14,180 --> 00:36:22,180 And I was telling her about this and I still need that one more and she gave me this 545 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,180 And I totally agree with it 546 00:36:24,180 --> 00:36:27,180 Okay 547 00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:28,180 Meatloaf 548 00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:35,180 Absolutely 549 00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:37,180 Yeah 550 00:36:37,180 --> 00:36:39,180 No disrespect to the dead 551 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:41,180 No, no, no, not at all 552 00:36:41,180 --> 00:36:46,180 Because, yeah, I've got another one up here that's deceased 553 00:36:46,180 --> 00:36:48,180 Okay, that's fine 554 00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:50,180 This ain't the ghost, this is anything else 555 00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:52,180 We do not respect the deceased 556 00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:55,180 We love them, this is endearingly, we love them 557 00:36:55,180 --> 00:36:57,180 Yeah, we love you, we embrace you 558 00:36:57,180 --> 00:36:59,180 Yes 559 00:36:59,180 --> 00:37:01,180 We all need to be haunted 560 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:05,180 No, especially this podcast 561 00:37:05,180 --> 00:37:08,180 Oh hell, we're bad enough on our own, aren't we? 562 00:37:08,180 --> 00:37:11,180 Yeah, yep 563 00:37:11,180 --> 00:37:17,180 Okay, my next one, deceased one 564 00:37:17,180 --> 00:37:21,180 Mama Cat 565 00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:25,180 From the mamas and papas 566 00:37:25,180 --> 00:37:27,180 I knew you would love that one 567 00:37:27,180 --> 00:37:29,180 That might be my favorite 568 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:33,180 That might be my favorite 569 00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:39,180 I should have made it for number one, but I did not 570 00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:43,180 Oh, I loved that one when I came up with that one 571 00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:45,180 That's excellent 572 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:50,180 Okay, my number one and number two 573 00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:54,180 Same as my last list, I just switched them around 574 00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:57,180 Okay 575 00:37:57,180 --> 00:37:59,180 My number two, Willie Nelson 576 00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:02,180 Oh, I got Willie Nelson too, we doubled up on one 577 00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:05,180 Because he can't get up, he's on stage, he has no mood 578 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:09,180 He's 82, yeah, I got him too, so 579 00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:10,180 Yeah, yeah 580 00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:11,180 But he's not my number one 581 00:38:11,180 --> 00:38:16,180 My number one, like I said, was my number two, but on this one 582 00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:21,180 I changed him to my number one for one reason only 583 00:38:21,180 --> 00:38:23,180 Ozzy 584 00:38:23,180 --> 00:38:26,180 I think Sharon does it 585 00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:31,180 Just because he does not care 586 00:38:31,180 --> 00:38:37,180 I think Sharon makes him, she doesn't want to smell him 587 00:38:37,180 --> 00:38:40,180 I think Sharon's given up 588 00:38:40,180 --> 00:38:43,180 Oh, okay, then maybe she's blessing me 589 00:38:43,180 --> 00:38:47,180 You're probably right, okay, and we love Ozzy 590 00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:49,180 I've had that for years 591 00:38:49,180 --> 00:38:56,180 You're probably right, yeah, I mean, he probably used to piss himself and everything too, I'm sure 592 00:38:56,180 --> 00:38:59,180 So, that was a great list, Rob 593 00:38:59,180 --> 00:39:02,180 I knew I'd throw you off with the mama cash 594 00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:05,180 That was great, old chicken bone mama cash 595 00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:07,180 Oh my god, it fit in so well 596 00:39:07,180 --> 00:39:12,180 You know, I think I read something about her a while back 597 00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:16,180 She did not die from choking on a chicken bone, that was false 598 00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:18,180 I don't know, I have not 599 00:39:18,180 --> 00:39:23,180 I'll have to look that up, I'm pretty sure I read that, I'm like, wow, boy, everybody thinks she did 600 00:39:23,180 --> 00:39:27,180 So, anyhow, okay 601 00:39:27,180 --> 00:39:28,180 My number five 602 00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:29,180 That's very yours 603 00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:33,180 My number five is Willie Nelson 604 00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:35,180 Okay 605 00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:41,180 And same reason you said, he's old, he can't get around very much, and I also think he doesn't give a fuck 606 00:39:41,180 --> 00:39:42,180 Yeah 607 00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:49,180 That combined, I think that he doesn't change his genes, except maybe once a week 608 00:39:49,180 --> 00:39:52,180 I think there's a little crustacean going on there 609 00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:57,180 And again, I think he doesn't give a shit, because he's Willie Nelson and he doesn't have to 610 00:39:57,180 --> 00:40:00,180 So, Willie Nelson is my number five 611 00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:04,180 Well, yeah, he ain't getting around to get dirty anymore 612 00:40:04,180 --> 00:40:07,180 No, no, I know, so 613 00:40:07,180 --> 00:40:10,180 Oh yeah, yeah, them genes may be more than a week 614 00:40:10,180 --> 00:40:13,180 It might be two weeks, it could be a month, yes 615 00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:14,180 Yeah 616 00:40:14,180 --> 00:40:19,180 I think he sleeps in them too, to top it all off 617 00:40:19,180 --> 00:40:23,180 And not put Willie Nelson down, we love him 618 00:40:23,180 --> 00:40:24,180 We love him 619 00:40:24,180 --> 00:40:25,180 We love him 620 00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:28,180 Matter of fact, when he comes by, if he comes by, I'm gonna see him 621 00:40:28,180 --> 00:40:31,180 No, he's coming to Campton this year 622 00:40:31,180 --> 00:40:38,180 I am gonna have to see him, I love Willie Nelson and I want to see him before he passes this earth, so 623 00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:44,180 Okay, I owe the Ozarks Amplifatator line up 624 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:45,180 Mm-hmm 625 00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:52,180 I promise, I will have that next podcast, and Willie Nelson, I know, is on it 626 00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:55,180 I can't wait for that, I can't wait to see that, that's gonna be great 627 00:40:55,180 --> 00:40:59,180 Among others, you are gonna be shocked 628 00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:01,180 Okay, that sounds great, dude 629 00:41:01,180 --> 00:41:03,180 Some big names, big names 630 00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:04,180 Okay 631 00:41:04,180 --> 00:41:06,180 All right, bye-bye 632 00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:16,180 My number four, Claus Miner, or Miner, Miner, however they, I think it's pronounced, Claus Miner 633 00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:20,180 Of the Scorpions, I think that he doesn't do a good job of helping 634 00:41:20,180 --> 00:41:23,180 Oh, oh, oh, okay 635 00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:24,180 Yeah 636 00:41:24,180 --> 00:41:28,180 I know what you're talking about now, yeah, you said Scorpion now, I know, Claus and Scorpion 637 00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:33,180 Yeah, I think you pronounce it Claus Miner, it's not Claus Mine 638 00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:37,180 I never really thought the last name 639 00:41:37,180 --> 00:41:43,180 The Scorpions lead singer, him, I don't think that he does a very good job wiping 640 00:41:43,180 --> 00:41:47,180 And again, I go back to, I don't think he cares, so 641 00:41:47,180 --> 00:41:50,180 I see it, I see it 642 00:41:50,180 --> 00:41:51,180 Yep, yep 643 00:41:51,180 --> 00:41:56,180 Number three, Grace Slick 644 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:59,180 Of, now I think it's just called 645 00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:00,180 Oh 646 00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:04,180 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see it, don't you? 647 00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:06,180 Now of Starship 648 00:42:06,180 --> 00:42:10,180 She just don't care 649 00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:16,180 No, no, no, as a matter of fact, I think that she can cut a turd better than anybody 650 00:42:16,180 --> 00:42:17,180 I think 651 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:22,180 She was 60, she was in the heart, yeah 652 00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:29,180 I think that she cuts turds probably a foot and a half long 653 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:32,180 That's what I think 654 00:42:32,180 --> 00:42:36,180 Anyhow, okay, so Grace Slick is number three 655 00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:41,180 Number two, Janis Joplin 656 00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:42,180 I don't think she gave a shit 657 00:42:42,180 --> 00:42:43,180 Well, yeah 658 00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:45,180 Yeah, I don't think she gave a shit 659 00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:46,180 Well, yeah 660 00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:51,180 She was a hippie chick, okay, let me put it like this, here's the way I envision it 661 00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:54,180 Heavily on the road, yeah, eating turds 662 00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:59,180 Oh yeah, here's what I think, here's the way I envision it Rob, and you correct me if you think something different 663 00:42:59,180 --> 00:43:04,180 Okay, she's watching a musical festival, right, and she's out there in the pasture 664 00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:06,180 And she's got to take a dump, right? 665 00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:09,180 She's not going to go to the restrooms all the way down there 666 00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:11,180 She's going to just drop srow right there 667 00:43:11,180 --> 00:43:14,180 Yes, and she worries about wiping later 668 00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:20,180 So, I think Janis Joplin, all this allegedly, does not wipe well 669 00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:23,180 Okay, let me correct you on that 670 00:43:23,180 --> 00:43:24,180 Okay 671 00:43:24,180 --> 00:43:28,180 She did not wipe later because she done forgot to wipe well 672 00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:33,180 You're right, later on she was dabbling in this and that and didn't remember 673 00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:36,180 Awesome pick, awesome pick 674 00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:37,180 That's what I thought too 675 00:43:37,180 --> 00:43:42,180 And my number one, Roger Daltrey of The Who 676 00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:46,180 He just looks like he doesn't wipe well 677 00:43:46,180 --> 00:43:51,180 I think he might care a little bit, but I think he just doesn't wipe well 678 00:43:51,180 --> 00:43:54,180 I just think that it's not in him to wipe well 679 00:43:57,180 --> 00:44:00,180 I see it, I see it 680 00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:01,180 And I have a special 681 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:05,180 I'm going to leave it right there, I'm going to leave it right there, I see it 682 00:44:05,180 --> 00:44:12,180 And I have a guy, Ansel Larry, that I may use next time that I really think is in this category 683 00:44:12,180 --> 00:44:16,180 But I will have to use him next time, but I'm really proud of him too 684 00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:20,180 We're going to do this category again 685 00:44:20,180 --> 00:44:22,180 Yes we are 686 00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:24,180 Okay 687 00:44:24,180 --> 00:44:27,180 If one wasn't a disaster enough, how about twice? 688 00:44:27,180 --> 00:44:30,180 Because that's what we do here, Rob 689 00:44:30,180 --> 00:44:34,180 If something fails miserably, we do it over and over 690 00:44:34,180 --> 00:44:36,180 So, anyhow, Rob 691 00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:39,180 Yeah, this one came out good, so we're going to keep it going 692 00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:41,180 We're going to keep it going, yes 693 00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:44,180 Rob, we turn to you 694 00:44:44,180 --> 00:44:50,180 Do you have something for us? 695 00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:52,180 Yeah, as soon as I get a call 696 00:44:52,180 --> 00:44:54,180 Okay, that's cool 697 00:44:54,180 --> 00:44:58,180 Alright, go ahead and do what you got to do, and I'm going to 698 00:44:58,180 --> 00:45:00,180 I don't know where that came up from 699 00:45:00,180 --> 00:45:03,180 Okay, I didn't even hear you 700 00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:04,180 Wow 701 00:45:04,180 --> 00:45:07,180 No, I'm muted 702 00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:09,180 I'm muted 703 00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:11,180 Oh, okay, that's why 704 00:45:11,180 --> 00:45:12,180 Okay, cool 705 00:45:12,180 --> 00:45:16,180 Okay, well, since we're still in the music world 706 00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:20,180 Okay 707 00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:25,180 You know any bass players that's looking for work? 708 00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:28,180 Not any good ones, no 709 00:45:28,180 --> 00:45:30,180 No? 710 00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:34,180 Well, I would say they would have to be pretty good 711 00:45:34,180 --> 00:45:36,180 Okay 712 00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:42,180 The legendary classic rockers, Sticks, need a new bassist 713 00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:44,180 Who was their bassist? 714 00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:51,180 The group's long-time bass player of 20 years, Ricky Phillips 715 00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:53,180 Oh, okay 716 00:45:53,180 --> 00:46:02,180 Took to Facebook this week to announce his departure, which he reminded fans is not a retirement 717 00:46:02,180 --> 00:46:10,180 Dear Prince, after touring for 50 years with the baby, Bad English 718 00:46:10,180 --> 00:46:18,180 Opening for Tina Turner on the Private Dancer Tour with John Park 719 00:46:18,180 --> 00:46:19,180 Wow 720 00:46:19,180 --> 00:46:23,180 Melinda Carlisle's first solo tour 721 00:46:23,180 --> 00:46:24,180 Nice 722 00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:34,180 Rehearsing in Tahoe, recording at Little Mountain in Canada with Jimmy Page and David Coverdale 723 00:46:34,180 --> 00:46:36,180 I love that album too 724 00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:45,180 And writing, touring, and Coburg producing, Can Can with Ronnie Montrose 725 00:46:45,180 --> 00:46:46,180 Wow 726 00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:52,180 To name a chosen few, I'm taking a breather, Phillips Roof 727 00:46:52,180 --> 00:46:55,180 I don't blame them 728 00:46:55,180 --> 00:47:04,180 My last 20 plus years of touring and recording with my friends and Sticks has come to an end 729 00:47:04,180 --> 00:47:12,180 I'm taking a break from the road, I'm not retiring, just taking a break 730 00:47:12,180 --> 00:47:18,180 And it goes on and Sticks are saying how much they're going to miss him 731 00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:25,180 I've seen him here, I've seen him, actually three times 732 00:47:25,180 --> 00:47:32,180 I knew he was a bass player and I knew he was well accomplished, but I did not know we had a list like that 733 00:47:32,180 --> 00:47:33,180 Wow 734 00:47:33,180 --> 00:47:40,180 That is some really big credits on there, so you're right, they're going to have to be a fantastic bassist 735 00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:47,180 Well, here's the thing, you know how I told you I've seen Jason Bonham with Foreigner down here? 736 00:47:47,180 --> 00:47:48,180 Uh huh 737 00:47:48,180 --> 00:47:56,180 Sticks opened for them and he was bassist on that same stage right here 738 00:47:56,180 --> 00:47:57,180 Wow 739 00:47:57,180 --> 00:48:01,180 It's kind of hard to believe that Sticks opens up for Foreigner 740 00:48:01,180 --> 00:48:04,180 Do you feel the same way? 741 00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:10,180 Yeah, kind of, but 742 00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:12,180 Foreigner was great, but Sticks is still 743 00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:21,180 The way I look at it, Sticks was a little more hardcore and Foreigner was a little more mainstream 744 00:48:21,180 --> 00:48:23,180 Well, Sticks was hardcore but they were also 745 00:48:23,180 --> 00:48:25,180 But the mainstream has the headline 746 00:48:25,180 --> 00:48:29,180 Here's the deal, they were like Queen, they were split personality 747 00:48:29,180 --> 00:48:36,180 They had their rocker Tommy Shaw and they had their ballad and kind of operatic singer 748 00:48:36,180 --> 00:48:38,180 Oh yeah, yeah 749 00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:40,180 Yeah, Dennis DeYoung 750 00:48:40,180 --> 00:48:42,180 They could do anything 751 00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:46,180 Both of them really, from what I read, didn't care for each other 752 00:48:46,180 --> 00:48:50,180 Didn't like each other, didn't respect each other's musical taste 753 00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:54,180 But they respected each other's musical talents well enough to work together 754 00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:57,180 So they had the split personality which made them so good 755 00:48:57,180 --> 00:49:04,180 And to me, that's why, I mean, they had it among some of the legendary songs and some of the legendary 756 00:49:04,180 --> 00:49:06,180 Okay, can I ask you one question? 757 00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:08,180 I don't mean to interrupt 758 00:49:08,180 --> 00:49:10,180 No, no, no, go ahead 759 00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:12,180 I have to ask you one question 760 00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:14,180 No, that's what we do here, go ahead 761 00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:16,180 Which band are you talking about? 762 00:49:16,180 --> 00:49:18,180 Because both of them were just exactly the same 763 00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:22,180 The lead singer wanted to be more opera and show 764 00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:24,180 And the guitarist wanted to be rock 765 00:49:24,180 --> 00:49:26,180 Both bands 766 00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:28,180 Well, Lou Graham is fantastic 767 00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:30,180 Lou Graham is fantastic 768 00:49:30,180 --> 00:49:32,180 Oh, you're talking about Foreigner 769 00:49:32,180 --> 00:49:34,180 Yes, now I am 770 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:36,180 Oh, you're talking about Sticks, I gotcha 771 00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:38,180 Both bands were the same 772 00:49:38,180 --> 00:49:42,180 Both lead singers were theatric and, you know 773 00:49:42,180 --> 00:49:44,180 Yeah, okay 774 00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:46,180 Here's the way I looked at it 775 00:49:46,180 --> 00:49:48,180 No, Lou Graham wasn't so theatric 776 00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:50,180 No, no, no 777 00:49:50,180 --> 00:49:52,180 Lou Graham was fantastic for what he did 778 00:49:52,180 --> 00:49:56,180 But Dennis DeYoung, no, he's not 779 00:49:56,180 --> 00:49:58,180 And that's not dogging him either 780 00:49:58,180 --> 00:50:02,180 Dennis DeYoung could not do Lou Graham 781 00:50:02,180 --> 00:50:04,180 You know, that's just not his thing 782 00:50:04,180 --> 00:50:06,180 So to me, that's why Sticks should have been 783 00:50:06,180 --> 00:50:10,180 at least co-headlining 784 00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:12,180 but not opening 785 00:50:12,180 --> 00:50:14,180 Because, I mean, think of all the songs 786 00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:16,180 and the albums like The Grand Illusion 787 00:50:16,180 --> 00:50:18,180 Come Sail Away 788 00:50:18,180 --> 00:50:24,180 All of these legendary songs that they did 789 00:50:24,180 --> 00:50:28,180 I just thought would at least make them co-headliners 790 00:50:28,180 --> 00:50:30,180 It just surprises me 791 00:50:30,180 --> 00:50:34,180 No, they were co-headliners 792 00:50:34,180 --> 00:50:36,180 Oh, they were co-headliners, okay 793 00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:42,180 Foreigner was the main show 794 00:50:42,180 --> 00:50:46,180 Yeah, because Foreigner was more album rock 795 00:50:46,180 --> 00:50:50,180 and Sticks was at times 796 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:52,180 I mean, you know, like Renegade 797 00:50:52,180 --> 00:50:56,180 That guitar on that, and that is a heavy song 798 00:50:56,180 --> 00:50:59,180 But then you go to some of the other songs 799 00:50:59,180 --> 00:51:03,180 like Paradise Theater, Rockin' in Paradise 800 00:51:03,180 --> 00:51:05,180 All that stuff, I mean, was balladish 801 00:51:05,180 --> 00:51:08,180 And Dennis DeYoung actually won those songs 802 00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:10,180 So it's pretty cool 803 00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:15,180 So anyhow, won't we take our second break 804 00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:17,180 I'm going to come back with a few did you knows 805 00:51:17,180 --> 00:51:19,180 that might really get you pretty good, Rob 806 00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:21,180 Yeah, let's do that 807 00:51:21,180 --> 00:51:23,180 All right, we'll be right back here in a couple minutes 808 00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:27,180 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper 809 00:51:27,180 --> 00:51:30,180 It's strange insults from an alien 810 00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:32,180 Real hilarity 811 00:51:32,180 --> 00:51:34,180 I've seen salads that dress better than you 812 00:51:34,180 --> 00:51:38,180 Next up, Things Overheard in Hell 813 00:51:38,180 --> 00:51:42,180 The Mark Zuckerberg comedy hour has been removed 814 00:51:42,180 --> 00:51:45,180 from 10 new seasons 815 00:51:45,180 --> 00:51:48,180 Two douchebags and a microphone 816 00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:53,180 We are the citizens 817 00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:56,180 Two douchebags and a microphone 818 00:51:56,180 --> 00:52:04,180 We are the citizens 819 00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:07,180 Two douchebags and a microphone, says 820 00:52:07,180 --> 00:52:09,180 You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding 821 00:52:09,180 --> 00:52:12,180 and wake up with a spoon in your ass? 822 00:52:12,180 --> 00:52:15,180 Just asking 823 00:52:15,180 --> 00:52:18,180 Two douchebags and a microphone 824 00:52:18,180 --> 00:52:20,180 People often ask us how they can find us 825 00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:22,180 when doing a remote broadcast 826 00:52:22,180 --> 00:52:24,180 One, smell 827 00:52:24,180 --> 00:52:26,180 Go to the city market and start sniffing 828 00:52:26,180 --> 00:52:28,180 Our aroma has been described as a mixture of 829 00:52:28,180 --> 00:52:30,180 flea powder for goats, Tabasco sauce, and 830 00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:34,180 old sock with dark fuzzy urine 831 00:52:34,180 --> 00:52:38,180 Two, look for the spot absent of patrons 832 00:52:38,180 --> 00:52:41,180 Three, the most telling sign is a crowd of patrons 833 00:52:41,180 --> 00:52:43,180 vomiting uncontrollably 834 00:52:43,180 --> 00:52:48,180 Four, just call us at 816-512-7717 835 00:52:48,180 --> 00:52:52,180 Hey look, I think we found land 836 00:52:52,180 --> 00:52:54,180 Oh my god, I think we're safe 837 00:52:54,180 --> 00:52:58,180 Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes 838 00:52:58,180 --> 00:53:02,180 Oh my god 839 00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:07,180 What do you call a well balanced horse? 840 00:53:07,180 --> 00:53:09,180 Stable 841 00:53:09,180 --> 00:53:14,180 Introducing Rob Radd's new book 842 00:53:14,180 --> 00:53:17,180 How to Track Your Enemy by Seth 843 00:53:17,180 --> 00:53:20,180 That's right, smell your enemy before they get you 844 00:53:20,180 --> 00:53:22,180 Order this gem now and get a free virtual tour 845 00:53:22,180 --> 00:53:25,180 of Rob's secret bunker in Camdenton, Missouri 846 00:53:25,180 --> 00:53:27,180 Also receive a free copy of his new book 847 00:53:27,180 --> 00:53:30,180 How to Clean Raw Sewage for Food 848 00:53:30,180 --> 00:53:33,180 How to Clean Raw Sewage for Food 849 00:53:33,180 --> 00:53:38,180 How to Clean Raw Sewage for Food 850 00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:41,180 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper 851 00:53:41,180 --> 00:53:44,180 It's strange insults from an alien 852 00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:46,180 Real hilarity 853 00:53:46,180 --> 00:53:52,180 If you were a spice, you would be flour 854 00:53:52,180 --> 00:53:57,180 How to Clean Raw Sewage for Food 855 00:53:57,180 --> 00:54:01,180 The aboutlapse just happened 856 00:54:01,180 --> 00:54:03,180 You don't know what to do 857 00:54:03,180 --> 00:54:05,180 You don't know what to do 858 00:54:05,180 --> 00:54:07,180 But we can tell you what you can eat 859 00:54:07,180 --> 00:54:12,180 Chickweed is an edible plant and a herbal remedy 860 00:54:12,180 --> 00:54:14,180 that can be used in various ways 861 00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:18,180 Chopped chickweed can be added to soups, eggs, pastas or pizzas 862 00:54:18,180 --> 00:54:21,180 It can also be blended into hummus or pesto 863 00:54:21,180 --> 00:54:25,180 It can also make chickweed into an oil for your skin 864 00:54:25,180 --> 00:54:27,180 for burns and minor cuts 865 00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:30,180 But it could also be used as a tea drink 866 00:54:30,180 --> 00:54:34,180 or just munch it raw for a tasty healthy snack 867 00:54:47,180 --> 00:54:49,180 And I am Rob 868 00:54:49,180 --> 00:54:52,180 Real quick before I get to these did you knows 869 00:54:52,180 --> 00:54:56,180 I wanted to mention a chief side note here 870 00:54:56,180 --> 00:54:59,180 We have traded Legerius Need 871 00:54:59,180 --> 00:55:01,180 Which sucks 872 00:55:01,180 --> 00:55:02,180 That guy gave up 873 00:55:02,180 --> 00:55:03,180 Ok you beat me 874 00:55:03,180 --> 00:55:04,180 You beat me 875 00:55:04,180 --> 00:55:06,180 Oh sorry 876 00:55:06,180 --> 00:55:07,180 Go ahead 877 00:55:07,180 --> 00:55:13,180 Legerius Need gave up zero touchdowns all year including the playoffs 878 00:55:13,180 --> 00:55:16,180 Legerius Need mentioned that he wanted a payday 879 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:20,180 The Chiefs traded him to the Tennessee Titans for a third round pick next year 880 00:55:20,180 --> 00:55:23,180 Which is kind of really disappointing 881 00:55:23,180 --> 00:55:27,180 But I understand why they did 882 00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:29,180 Tennessee can afford him 883 00:55:29,180 --> 00:55:32,180 And can afford the huge contract that he deserves 884 00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:37,180 So they traded him simply out of respect and love 885 00:55:37,180 --> 00:55:39,180 I mean really that's the way I see it 886 00:55:39,180 --> 00:55:40,180 A third round pick next year 887 00:55:40,180 --> 00:55:42,180 Yeah they'll probably make well use of it 888 00:55:42,180 --> 00:55:46,180 I mean they could have just franchised him this year 889 00:55:46,180 --> 00:55:48,180 And said no you know what we're not trading him 890 00:55:48,180 --> 00:55:50,180 And we're going to pay him the 20 million 891 00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:52,180 Because they did have it under the cap 892 00:55:52,180 --> 00:55:54,180 Because my home is restructured 893 00:55:54,180 --> 00:56:00,180 But anyhow they did it probably to help Snead just as much as to help them 894 00:56:00,180 --> 00:56:04,180 And you know they got Snead I think was fourth round wasn't he 895 00:56:04,180 --> 00:56:06,180 Like McDuffie was fourth round 896 00:56:06,180 --> 00:56:10,180 So I have no reason to believe that they will not draft somebody 897 00:56:10,180 --> 00:56:13,180 Or even have the personnel right there to take his place 898 00:56:13,180 --> 00:56:17,180 Maybe not as well but maybe pretty good 899 00:56:17,180 --> 00:56:18,180 Good enough 900 00:56:18,180 --> 00:56:21,180 Okay well I have 901 00:56:21,180 --> 00:56:26,180 I mentioned this to my son earlier today 902 00:56:26,180 --> 00:56:28,180 He's like why 903 00:56:31,180 --> 00:56:36,180 I think they might be just trying to clear some salary cap 904 00:56:36,180 --> 00:56:39,180 You're right you're right Rob that is part of it 905 00:56:39,180 --> 00:56:43,180 And I have a certain person in mind 906 00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:46,180 Hmm okay who 907 00:56:46,180 --> 00:56:51,180 They've been talking to Odell Beckham Jr. 908 00:56:51,180 --> 00:56:58,180 Which is between us and Miami with him right now 909 00:56:58,180 --> 00:57:02,180 Personally I don't like that 910 00:57:02,180 --> 00:57:04,180 If they pay him too much I don't like it 911 00:57:04,180 --> 00:57:07,180 His production has been down the last four years 912 00:57:07,180 --> 00:57:10,180 He's been injured I don't think he's worked very much 913 00:57:10,180 --> 00:57:14,180 I think our route is like we've always been doing 914 00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:18,180 We draft the fast guys like Tyreek Hill, Rushie Rice 915 00:57:18,180 --> 00:57:19,180 That could be 916 00:57:19,180 --> 00:57:22,180 Hardman I mean Hardman's not a great example but I mean 917 00:57:22,180 --> 00:57:25,180 We draft the young fast receivers 918 00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:29,180 And when they get ready to get paid we let them go like Tyreek Hill 919 00:57:29,180 --> 00:57:31,180 We trade them for five draft picks 920 00:57:31,180 --> 00:57:35,180 That helped us get this elite defense that we got to help us win the Super Bowl this year 921 00:57:35,180 --> 00:57:39,180 So I think you stick with that formula because it's working 922 00:57:39,180 --> 00:57:43,180 We got two out of Snead a third round and a fifth round 923 00:57:43,180 --> 00:57:45,180 Oh did we get a fifth round too? 924 00:57:45,180 --> 00:57:48,180 We got a third round next year but I didn't know if we got a fifth round 925 00:57:48,180 --> 00:57:50,180 But if we got two 926 00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:53,180 The following year I think it's a fifth round 927 00:57:53,180 --> 00:57:54,180 Okay alright 928 00:57:54,180 --> 00:57:56,180 Is what I read a while ago 929 00:57:56,180 --> 00:58:00,180 Yeah and now they have cap rooms so if that magical person does come along 930 00:58:00,180 --> 00:58:02,180 Or here's another thing 931 00:58:02,180 --> 00:58:06,180 A lot of teams let go of really good players 932 00:58:06,180 --> 00:58:09,180 Or maybe not like upper echelon but 933 00:58:09,180 --> 00:58:12,180 Good really good solid players 934 00:58:12,180 --> 00:58:15,180 When they find out that they're going to be out of the playoffs 935 00:58:15,180 --> 00:58:19,180 And then they're like you know what we're going to clear some cap space and we're going to like cut somebody 936 00:58:19,180 --> 00:58:22,180 And if you don't have the money to pick them up immediately 937 00:58:22,180 --> 00:58:24,180 Someone else your competition will get them 938 00:58:24,180 --> 00:58:26,180 So there might be some of that going on too 939 00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:29,180 I think that's what they're doing with Snead 940 00:58:29,180 --> 00:58:32,180 Because they just brought in 941 00:58:32,180 --> 00:58:36,180 What was his name from the Raiders 942 00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:39,180 I'm unaware I didn't know 943 00:58:39,180 --> 00:58:44,180 Oh yeah we brought up just the other day 944 00:58:44,180 --> 00:58:47,180 Was it Raiders I think he came from 945 00:58:47,180 --> 00:58:50,180 Some big name we signed 946 00:58:50,180 --> 00:58:53,180 Okay well you know what I don't remember 947 00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:56,180 It was during the free agency 948 00:58:56,180 --> 00:58:57,180 I'll have to look it up 949 00:58:57,180 --> 00:59:00,180 Anyway yeah we'll have to go back 950 00:59:00,180 --> 00:59:03,180 Okay we'll talk about it next podcast 951 00:59:03,180 --> 00:59:06,180 But until then I have some 952 00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:08,180 Did you knows 953 00:59:08,180 --> 00:59:10,180 And there's some pretty good ones on here Rob 954 00:59:10,180 --> 00:59:12,180 I think you'll really like them 955 00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:13,180 Sounds good 956 00:59:13,180 --> 00:59:23,180 Okay did you know that Australia is wider than the moon 957 00:59:23,180 --> 00:59:24,180 It's wider 958 00:59:24,180 --> 00:59:27,180 Wider than the moon 959 00:59:27,180 --> 00:59:28,180 I did not know that 960 00:59:28,180 --> 00:59:31,180 Me neither 961 00:59:31,180 --> 00:59:34,180 Now we do 962 00:59:34,180 --> 00:59:36,180 Did you know 963 00:59:36,180 --> 00:59:44,180 Venus is the only planet to spin clockwise 964 00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:47,180 All the other ones spin including us 965 00:59:47,180 --> 00:59:50,180 Counter clockwise 966 00:59:50,180 --> 00:59:51,180 Why that is 967 00:59:51,180 --> 00:59:54,180 I thought we spun clockwise 968 00:59:54,180 --> 00:59:58,180 No counter clockwise 969 00:59:58,180 --> 00:59:59,180 So we're going backwards 970 00:59:59,180 --> 01:00:00,180 We're going backwards 971 01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:03,180 No that's where Einstein got the theory 972 01:00:03,180 --> 01:00:09,180 Then why the hell do we have the time changes every year 973 01:00:09,180 --> 01:00:10,180 We're going backwards 974 01:00:10,180 --> 01:00:12,180 They tell us that we're dated 975 01:00:12,180 --> 01:00:13,180 No we're not we're going backwards 976 01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:19,180 That's why Einstein always said that if you could go around the earth fast enough clockwise 977 01:00:19,180 --> 01:00:24,180 You could go back in time 978 01:00:24,180 --> 01:00:27,180 Okay alright that explains that 979 01:00:27,180 --> 01:00:33,180 Did you know all doxophobia is a fear of other people's opinions 980 01:00:33,180 --> 01:00:38,180 Well I definitely don't have that 981 01:00:38,180 --> 01:00:42,180 Well if you do you might listen to our show 982 01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:45,180 That's what I'm saying 983 01:00:45,180 --> 01:00:46,180 I definitely don't have that 984 01:00:46,180 --> 01:00:49,180 Once again just saying 985 01:00:49,180 --> 01:00:53,180 Yep just saying 986 01:00:53,180 --> 01:01:02,180 Did you know human teeth are the only part of the body that cannot heal themselves 987 01:01:02,180 --> 01:01:03,180 Tell me about it 988 01:01:03,180 --> 01:01:06,180 Yeah I'll do it 989 01:01:06,180 --> 01:01:07,180 Just saying 990 01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:11,180 I don't want to know the fortune I spent on my fucking teeth 991 01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:12,180 Geez 992 01:01:12,180 --> 01:01:15,180 Anyhow and continue to 993 01:01:15,180 --> 01:01:19,180 Did you know that competitive art used to be an Olympic sport 994 01:01:19,180 --> 01:01:21,180 I did know that actually 995 01:01:21,180 --> 01:01:22,180 What? 996 01:01:22,180 --> 01:01:26,180 Competitive art 997 01:01:26,180 --> 01:01:28,180 No I did not know that 998 01:01:28,180 --> 01:01:34,180 I did know that and I don't know why I knew that but I did know that 999 01:01:34,180 --> 01:01:35,180 Did you know? 1000 01:01:35,180 --> 01:01:41,180 Hey you and I have lived our lives useless information that nobody ever cared about 1001 01:01:41,180 --> 01:01:44,180 Now we have a way to put it out there 1002 01:01:44,180 --> 01:01:46,180 That's why we're the perfect people for a podcast 1003 01:01:46,180 --> 01:01:49,180 Yeah we're a perfect duo 1004 01:01:49,180 --> 01:01:50,180 Yep 1005 01:01:50,180 --> 01:02:00,180 Did you know that Google images was recreated after Jennifer Lopez wore the green dress at the 2000 Grammys 1006 01:02:00,180 --> 01:02:07,180 Because I guess they were trying to follow her or everybody wanted to see her 1007 01:02:07,180 --> 01:02:11,180 I bet you everybody wanted to see her in that dress 1008 01:02:11,180 --> 01:02:12,180 Yeah 1009 01:02:12,180 --> 01:02:17,180 So then therefore you got Google images which are essentially pictures of people 1010 01:02:17,180 --> 01:02:19,180 So okay that's why 1011 01:02:19,180 --> 01:02:24,180 I was thinking of Google Earth but Google yeah I get it 1012 01:02:24,180 --> 01:02:26,180 Google images 1013 01:02:26,180 --> 01:02:27,180 This is why 1014 01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:32,180 Google images after who wouldn't want to see it 1015 01:02:32,180 --> 01:02:37,180 Yeah yeah yeah she's a big bowl of delicious isn't she 1016 01:02:37,180 --> 01:02:40,180 Yeah I'm just leaving it right there 1017 01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:44,180 Okay anyhow look man I'm married not dead 1018 01:02:44,180 --> 01:02:47,180 So alright next one 1019 01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:50,180 I might as well be dead so 1020 01:02:50,180 --> 01:02:55,180 Next one lemons float but limes sink 1021 01:02:55,180 --> 01:03:00,180 I'm going to try that next time 1022 01:03:00,180 --> 01:03:01,180 Alright 1023 01:03:01,180 --> 01:03:04,180 I find that interesting lemons float limes sink 1024 01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:09,180 But you know what I can actually I can see that 1025 01:03:09,180 --> 01:03:14,180 Lemons are more porous and limes are more solid 1026 01:03:14,180 --> 01:03:20,180 They're like little bitty green concentrated lemons so okay I could see that actually 1027 01:03:20,180 --> 01:03:23,180 That is exactly where I went 1028 01:03:23,180 --> 01:03:25,180 Yeah so I agree with that one 1029 01:03:25,180 --> 01:03:26,180 Alright 1030 01:03:26,180 --> 01:03:32,180 The Eiffel did you know that the Eiffel Tower was originally made for Barcelona 1031 01:03:32,180 --> 01:03:37,180 I didn't know that did you 1032 01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:45,180 Actually I think a few years ago I did hear something about that 1033 01:03:45,180 --> 01:03:50,180 But I never had any follow ups or nothing but 1034 01:03:50,180 --> 01:03:54,180 I do know something yeah I've heard about that 1035 01:03:54,180 --> 01:03:57,180 I just never found out if it was true 1036 01:03:57,180 --> 01:04:00,180 I got a big bowl of I don't give a shit on that one but okay 1037 01:04:00,180 --> 01:04:04,180 Yeah me too me too 1038 01:04:04,180 --> 01:04:09,180 Did you know that it would take 19 minutes to fall to the center of the earth 1039 01:04:09,180 --> 01:04:12,180 I didn't know that but that's pretty cool to know 1040 01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:21,180 So if you ever fall to the center of the earth you got 19 minutes to think about your life and pray to God 1041 01:04:21,180 --> 01:04:24,180 There you go 1042 01:04:24,180 --> 01:04:27,180 No I disagree with that 1043 01:04:27,180 --> 01:04:29,180 Okay 1044 01:04:29,180 --> 01:04:31,180 Oh heart attack 1045 01:04:31,180 --> 01:04:35,180 If you're falling to the center of the earth you're going to have a heart attack 1046 01:04:35,180 --> 01:04:39,180 You're just going to blow up 1047 01:04:39,180 --> 01:04:42,180 I'm going to try to hang in there to tell God I'm sorry 1048 01:04:42,180 --> 01:04:44,180 You're going to blow up 1049 01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:48,180 I'm going to tell God I'm sorry four or five times and then cash out I guess 1050 01:04:48,180 --> 01:04:53,180 I don't even know if I'll get that out I'll be shit my person 1051 01:04:53,180 --> 01:04:56,180 Well yeah that's the first thing you do 1052 01:04:56,180 --> 01:04:59,180 Well I'm scared of heights anyway 1053 01:04:59,180 --> 01:05:02,180 I used to be until I started working with heights 1054 01:05:02,180 --> 01:05:06,180 And I bet you if I went back to it now I'd be afraid of them again 1055 01:05:06,180 --> 01:05:10,180 I got to where I could go I was up on a 32 story building 1056 01:05:10,180 --> 01:05:15,180 I walked right up to the side of it without any barrier or anything any harness or nothing 1057 01:05:15,180 --> 01:05:18,180 Looked right off the side and it did not bother me 1058 01:05:18,180 --> 01:05:22,180 And that's how numb I got to it which kind of scared me 1059 01:05:22,180 --> 01:05:27,180 Which meant to me that I could get careless you know what I mean 1060 01:05:27,180 --> 01:05:32,180 So I always try to keep myself in check but I got to where I wasn't afraid of heights 1061 01:05:32,180 --> 01:05:38,180 But I bet you if I went back to it now I bet you I'd be afraid of heights again 1062 01:05:38,180 --> 01:05:42,180 It's something you have to get used to that's for sure 1063 01:05:42,180 --> 01:05:48,180 Did you know that the real name for a hashtag is Octothorp 1064 01:05:48,180 --> 01:05:51,180 Did you know that 1065 01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:54,180 I'm going to start calling it that 1066 01:05:54,180 --> 01:05:57,180 Octothorp whatever 1067 01:05:57,180 --> 01:06:03,180 I'm not going to because I can't pronounce it 1068 01:06:03,180 --> 01:06:07,180 Octothorp save the planet 1069 01:06:07,180 --> 01:06:15,180 Did you know that Neil Armstrong's hair was sold in 2004 for $3,000 1070 01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:19,180 Another big bowl of I don't give a shit 1071 01:06:19,180 --> 01:06:28,180 Honestly if I had that much money then I'd be a player on it 1072 01:06:28,180 --> 01:06:29,180 Really 1073 01:06:29,180 --> 01:06:30,180 I'd buy it 1074 01:06:30,180 --> 01:06:31,180 No kidding 1075 01:06:31,180 --> 01:06:34,180 I would have gave him $3,100 1076 01:06:34,180 --> 01:06:37,180 That's cool to know 1077 01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:44,180 I mean come on you know the man land on the moon supposedly 1078 01:06:44,180 --> 01:06:49,180 The year I was born it was Neil Armstrong yeah that'd be cool 1079 01:06:49,180 --> 01:06:51,180 That'd be something cool to have 1080 01:06:51,180 --> 01:06:52,180 I can understand that 1081 01:06:52,180 --> 01:06:59,180 Here's my reasoning that $3,000 could buy a couple of really cool vintage pinball machines for my man cave here 1082 01:06:59,180 --> 01:07:02,180 The one I'm broadcasting from the Talk is Cheap Studio 1083 01:07:02,180 --> 01:07:05,180 Okay you got me you got me 1084 01:07:05,180 --> 01:07:10,180 Yep like an El Briar and an Iron Maiden pinball oh man 1085 01:07:10,180 --> 01:07:14,180 Oh that'd be cool 1086 01:07:14,180 --> 01:07:17,180 Yeah 1087 01:07:17,180 --> 01:07:21,180 Everybody forget what I just said 1088 01:07:21,180 --> 01:07:23,180 I'm going with Mark on that one 1089 01:07:23,180 --> 01:07:24,180 Yeah 1090 01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:32,180 Did you know that the longest English word is 189,819 letters long 1091 01:07:32,180 --> 01:07:37,180 No because I would never be able to pronounce it 1092 01:07:37,180 --> 01:07:40,180 Well he do not try pronouncing that 1093 01:07:40,180 --> 01:07:41,180 It's not on here 1094 01:07:41,180 --> 01:07:43,180 We don't have much time left 1095 01:07:43,180 --> 01:07:45,180 It's not on here and believe me I would not 1096 01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:48,180 Good 1097 01:07:48,180 --> 01:07:56,180 Did you know that the tiny pocket in jeans was designated to store pocket watches 1098 01:07:56,180 --> 01:07:57,180 Nope 1099 01:07:57,180 --> 01:07:58,180 That I did know 1100 01:07:58,180 --> 01:08:00,180 Oh you did? Okay I didn't know 1101 01:08:00,180 --> 01:08:06,180 Actually I think I covered that on no that was not 1102 01:08:06,180 --> 01:08:12,180 I read about the same time I was doing the western high jeans 1103 01:08:12,180 --> 01:08:15,180 You just never reported on it? 1104 01:08:15,180 --> 01:08:19,180 Well it's something I've always known honestly 1105 01:08:19,180 --> 01:08:23,180 Because I'm a jeans wearer I don't wear slacks 1106 01:08:23,180 --> 01:08:25,180 I don't yeah I wear jeans 1107 01:08:25,180 --> 01:08:30,180 Yeah no I wear yeah I got you okay I'm a jeans guy too 1108 01:08:30,180 --> 01:08:36,180 Did you know that people once ate arsenic to improve their skin 1109 01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:42,180 I think I heard that and kind of knew that but I forgot it several times you know what I mean 1110 01:08:42,180 --> 01:08:44,180 I did not have a clue 1111 01:08:44,180 --> 01:08:45,180 Okay 1112 01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:47,180 I'm going to leave that one right there 1113 01:08:47,180 --> 01:08:51,180 Okay well anyhow arsenic to improve your skin 1114 01:08:51,180 --> 01:08:53,180 Stupid is as stupid does 1115 01:08:53,180 --> 01:08:57,180 Ding ding ding ding ding we have the winner 1116 01:08:57,180 --> 01:09:01,180 Okay I took it a little bit further 1117 01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:07,180 Next did you know that the terminator script was sold for one dollar 1118 01:09:07,180 --> 01:09:10,180 Oh I would love to be that lucky bastard 1119 01:09:10,180 --> 01:09:15,180 Yeah one buck 1120 01:09:15,180 --> 01:09:18,180 That would be quarter to hell 1121 01:09:18,180 --> 01:09:23,180 Not only to mention you could sell it for I don't know what geez 1122 01:09:23,180 --> 01:09:26,180 I'd give a buck every quarter 1123 01:09:26,180 --> 01:09:30,180 I'm giving a buck fifty dude 1124 01:09:30,180 --> 01:09:34,180 Fuck you buck seventy five we got a bit right here on that 1125 01:09:34,180 --> 01:09:36,180 I'm going three fifty 1126 01:09:36,180 --> 01:09:38,180 Three fifty my final offer 1127 01:09:38,180 --> 01:09:40,180 Why did 1128 01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:42,180 Yeah you're right 1129 01:09:42,180 --> 01:09:46,180 Because I'll keep you going dude I'll keep you going 1130 01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:51,180 Alright we're just going to go ahead and drop that because we're not going to get the opportunity to bet on it 1131 01:09:51,180 --> 01:09:56,180 Do you know that penicillin was first called mold juice 1132 01:09:56,180 --> 01:10:01,180 I can believe it that's what it is isn't it 1133 01:10:01,180 --> 01:10:08,180 Okay I did not know that but like you just said I see it 1134 01:10:08,180 --> 01:10:13,180 Okay this next one bear with me Rob 1135 01:10:13,180 --> 01:10:18,180 It is a long long long fucking word 1136 01:10:18,180 --> 01:10:24,180 I don't I don't have bear with you everybody else is listening to us 1137 01:10:24,180 --> 01:10:35,180 Okay a fear of long words is called hippo poto monstros asquip adept blood phobia 1138 01:10:35,180 --> 01:10:40,180 Or something like that 1139 01:10:40,180 --> 01:10:45,180 Okay did you know that the 1140 01:10:45,180 --> 01:10:50,180 Why why why why that's all I have to say why 1141 01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:53,180 Someone had a sense of humor 1142 01:10:53,180 --> 01:10:56,180 Exploratory right there 1143 01:10:56,180 --> 01:11:06,180 Someone had a sense of humor Rob I'm certain 1144 01:11:06,180 --> 01:11:10,180 Yeah that's all there is to it someone's like hey watch this 1145 01:11:10,180 --> 01:11:11,180 I believe yes 1146 01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:14,180 I came up with this new word 1147 01:11:14,180 --> 01:11:16,180 Someone came up with this new word 1148 01:11:16,180 --> 01:11:21,180 Okay okay do you know that the quickest commercial flight in the world is in Scotland 1149 01:11:21,180 --> 01:11:26,180 Another big bowl of I don't give a shit 1150 01:11:26,180 --> 01:11:27,180 But interesting 1151 01:11:27,180 --> 01:11:28,180 Yeah 1152 01:11:28,180 --> 01:11:31,180 Where from where to 1153 01:11:31,180 --> 01:11:34,180 Okay it doesn't say 1154 01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:41,180 And then next on the list it says did you know that the first commercial passenger flight lasted only 23 minutes 1155 01:11:41,180 --> 01:11:44,180 Another big bowl of I don't give a shit 1156 01:11:44,180 --> 01:11:47,180 But interesting to know 1157 01:11:47,180 --> 01:11:49,180 Yeah yeah 1158 01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:55,180 Okay well that is the end of that one I've got like 50 more but we're not going to get to them tonight obviously 1159 01:11:55,180 --> 01:12:02,180 So Rob we turn to you you got anything you want to go into before we wrap the bow on this bitch and get on out of here 1160 01:12:02,180 --> 01:12:03,180 Yes I do 1161 01:12:03,180 --> 01:12:07,180 Alrighty Rob the floor is yours 1162 01:12:07,180 --> 01:12:11,180 It's been a while since I've had a list 1163 01:12:11,180 --> 01:12:13,180 Okay 1164 01:12:13,180 --> 01:12:18,180 And this one comes off Society Rock 1165 01:12:18,180 --> 01:12:20,180 Okay 1166 01:12:20,180 --> 01:12:26,180 Seven rock albums that critics hated that fans loved 1167 01:12:26,180 --> 01:12:29,180 Okay 1168 01:12:29,180 --> 01:12:32,180 Starting at number seven 1169 01:12:32,180 --> 01:12:37,180 ACDC's High Voltage 1170 01:12:37,180 --> 01:12:39,180 That was a good album 1171 01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:44,180 Well that's like I said the critics hated it but us fans loved it 1172 01:12:44,180 --> 01:12:51,180 Critics always hated ACDC they called it like a two note band 1173 01:12:51,180 --> 01:12:57,180 Simplicity it doesn't matter it sounded good people loved it look at their sales critics are idiots 1174 01:12:57,180 --> 01:12:59,180 Anyhow go ahead 1175 01:12:59,180 --> 01:13:08,180 Right introduce the world to the band's electrifying sound however Rolling Stones Billy Altman 1176 01:13:08,180 --> 01:13:18,180 Infamously labeled it as mindless claiming it brought hard rock to its all time low 1177 01:13:18,180 --> 01:13:21,180 What an idiot 1178 01:13:21,180 --> 01:13:23,180 Allegedly 1179 01:13:23,180 --> 01:13:31,180 Despite giving out tracks like it's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll 1180 01:13:31,180 --> 01:13:33,180 It's a great song it has bagpipes in it 1181 01:13:33,180 --> 01:13:35,180 Maybe it tables the rock music 1182 01:13:35,180 --> 01:13:43,180 Shows you how stupid he is any heavy rock song that has bagpipes in it gets to the front of the line right 1183 01:13:43,180 --> 01:13:46,180 Oh god hell yeah hell yeah 1184 01:13:46,180 --> 01:13:54,180 Well a lot of these albums are that way 1185 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:57,180 Okay 1186 01:13:57,180 --> 01:13:59,180 Number six 1187 01:13:59,180 --> 01:14:01,180 Okay 1188 01:14:01,180 --> 01:14:05,180 Led Zeppelin's self title 1189 01:14:05,180 --> 01:14:09,180 It received harsh criticism upon its release 1190 01:14:09,180 --> 01:14:11,180 I actually knew that 1191 01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:23,180 Rolling Stone demised it as kicking weak unimaginative songs and deemed it as a waste of talent 1192 01:14:23,180 --> 01:14:28,180 Okay I have a problem right now they did not know what the hell they were talking about 1193 01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:29,180 No no I knew 1194 01:14:29,180 --> 01:14:37,180 Because Led Zeppelin you had to have the most imagination for those songs 1195 01:14:37,180 --> 01:14:39,180 My opinion 1196 01:14:39,180 --> 01:14:45,180 No no no I agree with you the critics hated that I mean he wasn't the only one 1197 01:14:45,180 --> 01:14:48,180 And look what happened to it 1198 01:14:48,180 --> 01:14:52,180 Yeah 1199 01:14:52,180 --> 01:14:56,180 Okay number five 1200 01:14:56,180 --> 01:15:01,180 Rolling Stones exile on Main Street 1201 01:15:01,180 --> 01:15:10,180 I'm not a big Stones guy but obviously the critic was wrong look at the success 1202 01:15:10,180 --> 01:15:21,180 The album initially received lukewarm critical reception despite later being hailed as one of the band's greatest works 1203 01:15:21,180 --> 01:15:41,180 Mick Jagger himself admitted that the album faced a tepid reaction from critics only to be later recognized as a masterpiece by fans and publications alike 1204 01:15:41,180 --> 01:15:47,180 Okay I mean I don't really have anything to say I don't really care for the Stones but 1205 01:15:47,180 --> 01:15:49,180 Yeah 1206 01:15:49,180 --> 01:16:01,180 To me they're always lukewarm but they have such success that critic was off his rocker and probably me too so go ahead 1207 01:16:01,180 --> 01:16:05,180 Okay next up at number four 1208 01:16:05,180 --> 01:16:09,180 Oh shit 1209 01:16:09,180 --> 01:16:14,180 We had Pink Floyd's wish you were here 1210 01:16:14,180 --> 01:16:23,180 Yeah and that was hated by the critics too and it was a lot of like mischievous shit that went on 1211 01:16:23,180 --> 01:16:35,180 Like that was back in the days where the record companies would like go into these rock stations these album rock stations album oriented rock stations 1212 01:16:35,180 --> 01:16:43,180 And offer them all different kinds of goodies to play stuff like REO and Foreigner and whatever else was out there 1213 01:16:43,180 --> 01:16:52,180 Maybe not Foreigner but I forgot what bands I know REO Speedwagon was one of them but there are several articles published about it 1214 01:16:52,180 --> 01:17:00,180 So anyhow they would get favor in playing that and Pink Floyd's record deal did not do that 1215 01:17:00,180 --> 01:17:06,180 Their record company didn't go into these and you know do favors for DJs so they didn't play them 1216 01:17:06,180 --> 01:17:14,180 And also the critics didn't like Pink Floyd at all when they came out so I believe that and they were wrong 1217 01:17:14,180 --> 01:17:24,180 But if you look over time that album is probably one of the number one ever ranked if you question me 1218 01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:27,180 Oh I would not argue that one of the 1219 01:17:27,180 --> 01:17:28,180 Yeah 1220 01:17:28,180 --> 01:17:36,180 That guitar work by David Gilmore is just so man it's masterful anyhow yeah 1221 01:17:36,180 --> 01:17:44,180 Well what it says is while it's now regarded as a superior follow up to Dark Side of the Moon 1222 01:17:44,180 --> 01:17:49,180 Which my god you had to have something after Dark Side of the Moon 1223 01:17:49,180 --> 01:17:51,180 You would have to bring it 1224 01:17:51,180 --> 01:17:52,180 You would have to bring it 1225 01:17:52,180 --> 01:17:54,180 Albums to this day 1226 01:17:54,180 --> 01:17:55,180 Yeah 1227 01:17:55,180 --> 01:18:05,180 Some critics at the time found fault with its ponderous sincerity and criticized the band's musical abilities 1228 01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:14,180 However over time the album's warmth and depth has solidified its place in rock history 1229 01:18:14,180 --> 01:18:15,180 Wow 1230 01:18:19,180 --> 01:18:23,180 Oh my god okay yeah they went here 1231 01:18:23,180 --> 01:18:24,180 Okay 1232 01:18:24,180 --> 01:18:25,180 Okay 1233 01:18:25,180 --> 01:18:28,180 Number three 1234 01:18:32,180 --> 01:18:33,180 Abbey Road 1235 01:18:33,180 --> 01:18:34,180 Oh 1236 01:18:36,180 --> 01:18:39,180 They went there dude they went there 1237 01:18:39,180 --> 01:18:44,180 Critics couldn't handle the Beatles going in different directions and expanding their musical taste 1238 01:18:44,180 --> 01:18:49,180 So their first inkling was to dog on it even though they didn't understand it so 1239 01:18:49,180 --> 01:19:06,180 Yeah critics did dismiss the album as lacking energy and purpose failing to recognize its significance as the band's once saw 1240 01:19:06,180 --> 01:19:14,180 The critics did not understand that bands got bored and they did different musical directions 1241 01:19:14,180 --> 01:19:20,180 They expanded their horizons and critics could not understand that 1242 01:19:20,180 --> 01:19:25,180 And you know what I mean Abbey Road was obviously legendary and still is 1243 01:19:27,180 --> 01:19:33,180 Okay well seeing how you feel that way I think you will understand this next 1244 01:19:33,180 --> 01:19:34,180 Okay 1245 01:19:36,180 --> 01:19:37,180 Number two 1246 01:19:40,180 --> 01:19:43,180 Black Sabbath's debut album 1247 01:19:43,180 --> 01:19:46,180 It's still hated by critics too 1248 01:19:49,180 --> 01:19:55,180 It's pretty okay critics like to think of themselves as intellectuals 1249 01:19:55,180 --> 01:19:59,180 They like to think of themselves as uber smart 1250 01:19:59,180 --> 01:20:06,180 They know what the trend is and they can catch it ahead of time and they know where music's going 1251 01:20:06,180 --> 01:20:13,180 But actually they're just dumbasses that give their opinion that sucks 1252 01:20:13,180 --> 01:20:20,180 So when they heard this new dark music this kind of devilish undertow they could not understand it 1253 01:20:20,180 --> 01:20:26,180 So the first thing they did was like idiots they started dogging it and they still do to this day 1254 01:20:26,180 --> 01:20:33,180 But I say my old rule was this if the critics hated it I'd grab that album and start listening to it 1255 01:20:33,180 --> 01:20:37,180 Okay well you gotta remember where walking will start 1256 01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:43,180 Okay you start with Elvis Presley that was coming out of gospel music 1257 01:20:43,180 --> 01:20:47,180 Everybody's starting gospel a lot of them starting gospel 1258 01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:52,180 And then you come down to people like Black Sabbath 1259 01:20:52,180 --> 01:20:55,180 Oh my god they're singing about the devil 1260 01:20:55,180 --> 01:20:58,180 Yeah well they were prompted by blues 1261 01:20:58,180 --> 01:21:03,180 And then there we go from there 1262 01:21:03,180 --> 01:21:09,180 Yeah and so you know what critics did not understand it and they still don't understand it so who cares 1263 01:21:09,180 --> 01:21:11,180 So anyhow 1264 01:21:11,180 --> 01:21:15,180 But music fans love it 1265 01:21:15,180 --> 01:21:19,180 Yes it's a great album groundbreaking 1266 01:21:19,180 --> 01:21:25,180 Okay and number one 1267 01:21:25,180 --> 01:21:34,180 Okay I personally do not want to mention this because I do not like this person 1268 01:21:34,180 --> 01:21:35,180 Okay 1269 01:21:35,180 --> 01:21:38,180 But as far as I have to 1270 01:21:38,180 --> 01:21:39,180 Okay 1271 01:21:39,180 --> 01:21:44,180 Finally at number one we have Neil Young's Harvest 1272 01:21:44,180 --> 01:21:46,180 Okay 1273 01:21:46,180 --> 01:21:50,180 Neil Young to me was overrated by far 1274 01:21:50,180 --> 01:21:53,180 So I'm with you 1275 01:21:53,180 --> 01:21:59,180 Yeah well you have to be a strong I mean 1276 01:21:59,180 --> 01:22:04,180 I've never considered him one of the top echelon on any rock scene at all 1277 01:22:04,180 --> 01:22:07,180 No I never never 1278 01:22:07,180 --> 01:22:12,180 So I get what the critics were saying there and I agree with them finally 1279 01:22:12,180 --> 01:22:20,180 And then he takes jabs at Leonard Stinner so Leonard Stinner comes back and he shuts his mouth 1280 01:22:20,180 --> 01:22:22,180 He's powered down 1281 01:22:22,180 --> 01:22:23,180 Yep 1282 01:22:23,180 --> 01:22:25,180 Because he ain't shit man 1283 01:22:25,180 --> 01:22:26,180 He wasn't 1284 01:22:26,180 --> 01:22:27,180 No no no 1285 01:22:27,180 --> 01:22:32,180 He was part of Coffee Steal Zash and Young 1286 01:22:32,180 --> 01:22:35,180 He had a couple singles 1287 01:22:35,180 --> 01:22:38,180 He was famous for protest songs 1288 01:22:38,180 --> 01:22:39,180 Yeah 1289 01:22:39,180 --> 01:22:44,180 And I think Alice Cooper penned it perfectly on his show one night 1290 01:22:44,180 --> 01:22:49,180 He said Neil Young had a built in complaint in his voice 1291 01:22:49,180 --> 01:22:50,180 Yeah 1292 01:22:50,180 --> 01:22:52,180 Which made me hate him 1293 01:22:52,180 --> 01:22:55,180 Not that talented a voice in my opinion 1294 01:22:55,180 --> 01:23:01,180 Yeah and his big protest song was what Four Dead in Ohio talking about the government or whatever you know 1295 01:23:01,180 --> 01:23:06,180 And so that's fine talking about the government I understand they do some stupid shit and some evil shit yes 1296 01:23:06,180 --> 01:23:09,180 But his underlying talent was not there 1297 01:23:09,180 --> 01:23:14,180 I think he was more big because he was the rebel 1298 01:23:14,180 --> 01:23:24,180 He was the anti whatever he was the anti establishment he was the anti government he was the beatnik he was the supposed freedom guy you know so anyhow 1299 01:23:24,180 --> 01:23:26,180 Yeah okay 1300 01:23:26,180 --> 01:23:27,180 Good list Rob 1301 01:23:27,180 --> 01:23:31,180 Which I was but I still didn't listen to him 1302 01:23:31,180 --> 01:23:33,180 I didn't listen to him at all he didn't stand for me 1303 01:23:33,180 --> 01:23:37,180 Because his beef was Leonard Skinner I was a Leonard Skinner fan 1304 01:23:37,180 --> 01:23:40,180 I didn't like his beef with Leonard Skinner but 1305 01:23:40,180 --> 01:23:42,180 He called them out first 1306 01:23:42,180 --> 01:23:44,180 I know he did 1307 01:23:44,180 --> 01:23:47,180 On Southerman he called them out first 1308 01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:51,180 So then Leonard Skinner come back and mention him 1309 01:23:51,180 --> 01:23:55,180 And that was the last you heard of that battle 1310 01:23:55,180 --> 01:23:57,180 Yeah he shut up 1311 01:23:57,180 --> 01:24:06,180 You know if you like Neil Young that's fine but I don't know of anybody that's crazy about Neil Young you know what I mean 1312 01:24:06,180 --> 01:24:12,180 I know people that are crazy about Sabbaths Zeppelin the Beatles 1313 01:24:12,180 --> 01:24:17,180 But I don't know anyone that just thinks Neil Young is upper echelon and just the shit 1314 01:24:17,180 --> 01:24:23,180 So I don't know where they got that at but I do agree he overrated yes 1315 01:24:23,180 --> 01:24:26,180 I mean come on David Crosby would rate over him 1316 01:24:26,180 --> 01:24:28,180 Oh yeah oh gosh yeah 1317 01:24:28,180 --> 01:24:33,180 I love David Crosby he was a great musician 1318 01:24:33,180 --> 01:24:37,180 Yeah I felt he could have done more 1319 01:24:37,180 --> 01:24:41,180 Yeah he could have but he did a lot more than Neil Young 1320 01:24:41,180 --> 01:24:44,180 Yes he's much better than Neil Young 1321 01:24:44,180 --> 01:24:48,180 Man I agree dude that's cool 1322 01:24:48,180 --> 01:24:53,180 Well Rob do we keep going or not we're at like 120 1323 01:24:53,180 --> 01:24:56,180 Or we'll do another special episode 1324 01:24:56,180 --> 01:24:59,180 Yeah it's Sunday night I have to work tomorrow brother 1325 01:24:59,180 --> 01:25:01,180 Okay let's go ahead and wrap this 1326 01:25:01,180 --> 01:25:05,180 As much fun as I'm having I am I'm having fun right now 1327 01:25:05,180 --> 01:25:13,180 Yeah yes and anyhow I can't wait to listen to the last podcast the one that I put out this morning 1328 01:25:13,180 --> 01:25:18,180 Because Rob listened to it and he said it's the best one we ever did 1329 01:25:18,180 --> 01:25:26,180 I listened to it and as me and Mark hung up or ended the podcast last night 1330 01:25:26,180 --> 01:25:31,180 We both thought it was one of our best yet 1331 01:25:31,180 --> 01:25:36,180 I'm telling you dude last night we were off the charts 1332 01:25:36,180 --> 01:25:42,180 We were so in sync everything just flowed man 1333 01:25:42,180 --> 01:25:44,180 And we need to keep that going 1334 01:25:44,180 --> 01:25:48,180 Yes tonight's going to be a good one too 1335 01:25:48,180 --> 01:25:53,180 We need the people that are listening to us right now to hear the podcast like this 1336 01:25:53,180 --> 01:25:58,180 And I told them to listen to the recent ones and it's more indicative of what we do now 1337 01:25:58,180 --> 01:26:02,180 So I'm hoping they're like picking up from yesterday and today and if they are 1338 01:26:02,180 --> 01:26:05,180 I think they're going to be really pleased with our product 1339 01:26:05,180 --> 01:26:09,180 So anyhow we shall see how that goes 1340 01:26:09,180 --> 01:26:12,180 And you know who knows we may not even want to do 1341 01:26:12,180 --> 01:26:15,180 You know there's so many variables involved 1342 01:26:15,180 --> 01:26:17,180 We'll see 1343 01:26:17,180 --> 01:26:20,180 Anyhow thank you all for listening we love you guys 1344 01:26:20,180 --> 01:26:22,180 Goodnight assholes 1345 01:26:22,180 --> 01:26:44,180 Goodnight assholes 1346 01:26:44,180 --> 01:26:46,180 Hey where do they go? 1347 01:26:46,180 --> 01:26:48,180 Where are the douche bags? 1348 01:26:48,180 --> 01:26:51,180 Oh my god someone took a dump in the corner 1349 01:26:51,180 --> 01:26:53,180 Oh jeez 1350 01:26:53,180 --> 01:26:56,180 Ugh I'm glad they're gone let's just hope they don't come back 1351 01:26:56,180 --> 01:27:22,180 Man that smells