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Hey everybody, this is Two Douchebags in Micron. Thank you for joining us. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Hey Rob, I've got a question for you. You know, we both grew up primarily in the 70s and 80s, right?

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The 70s we were youngsters, and the 80s we were teenagers doing stupid shit, right?

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Yeah, we were actually in the 80s.

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I've got to see if you remember something because it's going to lead to this story that I'm leading off with.

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Okay, you remember those... Oh, I'm sorry, what?

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I just said alright.

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Oh, okay. You remember those Minuteman missile silos?

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Yeah, they're out in the middle of nowhere, and what they were were missiles that had a nuclear warhead on them that were aimed at Russia and China.

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Specifically more Russia, though, because this is during the Cold War, and everybody thought that we were going to kill each other with nukes, which is probably going to happen in a couple years anyhow.

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But back then they thought it was going to happen back then, and of course they were wrong.

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But anyhow, those things are silos, right? They're bunkers for those things.

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Well, they're all empty now, right? Because they took them all out?

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Right.

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Okay. You can rent one of them now, Rob. You can sleep in one.

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I think that's a great idea.

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I don't know if that'd be a good idea.

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I think it'd be kind of interesting.

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It would be interesting, but I'd be scared, man, with my luck.

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Tonight I rented that. World War III would break out, and whoever would think that was still an active silo.

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They don't know that we pulled them out. You know what? That'd be my luck, too.

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I'd be like, oh man, they're not aiming at here now. No, we know they're going.

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They hadn't updated their software yet.

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Well, anyhow, Ellsworth...

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1984, there was a nuke here. Nailed it.

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Okay. Ellsworth County. Ever wanted to take a snooze where a nuke used to sit?

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You can make your dream come true with the new Airbnb option in the heart of Kansas.

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27 News spoke with Matthew Fulkerson, the proud owner of a former missile silo tucked away in the scenic Smokey Hills of Kansas, which is very pretty.

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Have you been through Smokey Hills?

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The nuclear weapons might be long gone, but the location offers guests a unique place to spend the night and explore the local area.

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Staying in an old abandoned missile base that's been turned into an Airbnb is one of those bucket item lists, Fulkerson said.

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Just to be able to go through and walk through the tunnels and into the silo is a pretty incredible experience, which I agree, Rob.

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I think it's...to me, that's a big part of history.

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It would be interesting to see the different chambers they have and hopefully they have maybe plaques up that, well, this is a command center, this is this.

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You know what I mean? Explain to your team. Because each one of those missile silos had to have people in there, right?

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So it would be interesting to see what their functions were and see their different hallways and their different rooms and stuff.

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I would just like to see their lunch room, see what that looked like.

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I could see going in for like a two hour tour.

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But to stay the night there, man, I'd be nervous as hell.

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Because I remember the history.

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Rob, I get it, but here's the deal. If a full on nuclear war breaks out, I'm not one that wants to stick around.

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I want to find out where dead center is, where they're going to hit, and I'm going to go there.

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I'm not going to be out there, you know, just like what you can eat during an apocalypse, our little series that we got going on.

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I would be the one going to ground zero and going, you know what, I'm just going to go ahead and go to the next life.

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This one's done. I'm not going to go chasing radioactive deer. I'm not going to be drinking radioactive water.

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I'm not going to be one of the, I don't know, running from zombies or whatever.

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I'm just going to go get disintegrated and see what's there, you know, after.

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Well, that's where we differed, my friend.

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You see, so I'd gladly go.

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I would be more like Red Dawn.

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And you are an 80's child.

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I would survive.

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You know, you are an 80's child there because you mentioned Red Dawn.

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Red Dawn was, oh man, wasn't that great movie?

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That was just.

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Man, it got us ready for everything we were just talking about.

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Yeah. Oh yeah. Back then I was like, yeah, bring them on. Bring them on, man. I'm ready.

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Took on Russia, China, and everybody.

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Folkerson said he purchased the property with the help of an investor in 2013 and has been working hard to get it ready for people to stay ever since.

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He moved out of the site in 2020 to cut down on the nearly three hour drive from Topeka and work on the site full time.

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Though he occasionally gets help from friends and family, Folkerson said he's been operating a one wrecking crew throughout the renovation process.

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Over the last year, I've been working diligently with the power washing, demolition, and rebuilding into a destination where people can actually stay, Folkerson said.

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I'm still in the process of finishing the lower areas.

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He received additional funds from Airbnb through its fund, the OMG fund, whatever that is.

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Every year Airbnb chooses a hundred. Oh, okay. It explains it.

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Airbnb chooses a hundred hosts around the world to receive a hundred thousand dollars based on their originality and other factors.

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So the originality, I could see why they grand them a hundred grand.

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Yeah. Yeah. That's actually honestly, that is kind of cool. It really is.

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I mean, I would do it just to say, you know, hey, Mark, what do you do over the weekend?

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Oh, I slept in a old minute man missile silo. What?

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I mean, you know, we're getting pictures posted on Facebook. Would that be cool?

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Guys, guess where I'm at? Oh, missile silo.

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Anyhow, pretty cool. Great idea. That guy's going to make a lot of money from it.

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So Rob, we turn to you. Some of the stuff you told me before we got on air. I can't wait to hear it.

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Yeah. Well, my first one tonight. All right.

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Dana Carvey issued a public apology to Sharon Stone for making her strip down to her underwear in a Saturday night live stitch back in 1992.

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Wow. I remember this, this skit.

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I think I do too.

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Yeah. Carvey made the apology on Wednesday, March 20th episode of Fly on the Wall podcast. He hosts with David Spade.

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I might be willing to listen to that. I think that would be pretty cool. David Spade.

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Yeah, Dana Carvey and David Spade. Yeah, that would be cool.

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I think they're both clever and quick witted. Probably a pretty good podcast.

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Yep. Stone, now 66, hosted the show in April, 1992.

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Oh my God, Stone.

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She appeared with Carvey, now 68, in the airport security stitch. In the segment, she was ordered by three security guards to take off her jacket, stockings, and eventually her blouse to prove she wasn't carrying a weapon.

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I want to apologize publicly for the security check sketch where I played an Indian man and we're convincing Sharon, her character, or whatever, to take her clothes off and go do the security thing, Carvey said, with Spade 59 adding that it was so offensive.

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Carvey noted that the sketch was during a different era, decades before the Me Too movement brought awareness to exploitation of women in the media.

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The comedy we did with Sharon Stone, we'd literally be arrested now, he commented. That was 1992.

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Yeah. Okay, one thing really bothered me about that article, Rob. Dana Carvey is 68 and Sharon Stone is 66.

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How is that possible?

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Tell me about it.

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Yeah. Oh wow. Wow.

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Well, Dana Carvey is really close to 70. This goes on with Sharon Stone's comment.

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She was not offended by the sketch at the time. I know the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony and I think what we all, we were all committing misdemeanors back then.

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Because we didn't think it was something wrong then, the basic instinct star commented. We didn't have the sense. That was funny to me. I didn't care. I was fine being the butt of the joke.

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She took it well back then.

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No, no, she did. She took it very well, actually.

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Like we said, it was a different time back then.

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Oh gosh, this stuff.

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People did not get so offended.

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Oh, I know. I know. Yeah, I mean the difference between everything is day and night now.

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And you can't really do anything.

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You gotta watch what you say to anybody and everybody now.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's really becoming frustrating because everything has to go through your mind before you even do it. There is no comedy anymore.

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You cannot do real comedy with all these stupid rules in place.

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People are so eager to get offended. They're just waiting. They're waiting. They're like fucking, they're like cobras in a bush.

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Just waiting to jump out and go, hey, you offended me. I mean, I would hate to try to be a comedian nowadays. You couldn't do anything.

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I mean, remember Dice or Sam Kennison or some of those guys?

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Oh, God.

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Oh, would that fly in?

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Yeah. Oh, man.

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They'd probably be in jail.

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They'd have to be on the internet.

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Yeah, that's the only way.

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They would not be able to be on TV. They'd have to be on the internet these days.

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Yes. Yep. Yep. That is no kidding.

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And speaking of the internet.

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Yeah, especially Dice.

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Speaking of the internet, real quick. I was speaking to you on air and I don't know, I probably shouldn't have because, you know, we are talking to some people, right?

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And I didn't mean to bring attention to it. I just wasn't thinking what I was doing. And anyhow, I guess there's internet stations that just play nothing but podcasts and they're real popular right now.

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And anyhow, the reason it is is because you can say or do whatever you want. There's no FCC involved and people are starting to gravitate to that because they want to hear what people are really wanting to say instead of what they have to say.

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And I think it's pretty interesting to me. That's a big breakthrough because there's still a lot of people out there that don't believe in all this stupid political correct bullshit that they still want to hear real meat and potato stuff.

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And I don't know, they pointed out to me these different things that's going on in different facets of the internet. And I was like, wow, pretty interesting. But anyhow, anyhow, I'm probably sure to mention any of that before I was jumping the gun.

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But anyhow, now that it's out of the bag, I'm hoping that we're going to join a list of stations and be on their internet stations, not terrestrial.

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Anyhow, I'm going to go ahead and go to the next one here. Doritos has new late night flavors. And this is flavors they say, Netflix and chill or whatever.

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I don't know, drinking and hanging out or whatever. They're saying that these Doritos are made for late night. And they're a bunch of new flavors.

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And sounds good to me. I mean, I need them during the day, but I'm not going to tell Doritos that. So Doritos is swapping out its current late night chip flavor with new even cheesier variety.

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Reported to replace the Doritos late night loaded taco flavor is Sizzling Cheeseburger. Does that sound good?

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That does sound good. And if that sounds familiar, you wouldn't be the first one to think so. Since the new edition was announced online, fans have been reminded of their love for the all nighter cheeseburger Doritos,

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which was available for about a year before Frito Lay discontinued it in 2010. I didn't know any of this. I didn't even know there was late night Doritos. Did you?

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No, I did not. I had no idea until I print out this article. I'm like, what? Okay. I guess they had late night Doritos.

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Let's see. The Internet personally isn't the only one hopping Sizzling Cheeseburger flavor profile is similar to that of its predecessor from 14 years ago.

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Remember when they had these in 2010 so good on one of the scram user gushed? They were my favorite of all time. The cheeseburger ones and other ones shared. Hope I can find it in Canada.

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Third quip. No, you're not going to be able to find it in Canada. No. True. No. I already outlawed it. It's been 14 years. Why can't they release these everywhere?

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Someone else. This should have this should have been released a long time ago. You guys suck. There are no Kroger's near me. I'll never get one.

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Anyhow, I think, you know, okay. They printed some of the negative comments and people are pissed off because I guess you'd only get them in certain areas.

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I bet you can get them on the Internet. So that guy probably didn't do his research. Guy that said that they suck because they care. They carry them at Kroger's and he doesn't have a Kroger's near him.

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I bet you go the Internet or one of his local if he lives in a metropolitan area at all, one of his local stores will have them. I guarantee. So anyhow, that guy's flipping out over nothing.

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So look for the store name. I mean, like the girls down here is a Kroger. They carry Kroger product. Yes. But they're called good. It's like Dylan's. They carry Kroger. They are equal.

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Yeah. Kroger, I think, is the largest. I think Kroger is the largest. That's just a closer. That's what I've been reading. Kroger is the largest food chain food provider right now.

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Yeah. Yeah. And and they don't do it all under the Kroger name. Now, if you go in there to go and you buy something, you can get the Kroger brands.

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Yeah. Kroger affiliate. Yeah. Kroger has some interesting stuff, too, because Kroger was on the real sugar tip way before me. You know that Kroger was doing real sugar colas and oranges and stuff like that.

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Twenty years ago, they were doing that. I did not know that. Yeah. Yeah. They've been a pioneer of real sugar for a long time. So and they even had real sugar ketchup that was Kroger brand.

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And they've been on this for a long time that, you know, and now there's I guess it's like kind of a fad that, you know, people are trying to get away from corn syrups and stuff.

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And so corn syrups are bad for you, needless to say. So that might be why I can't drink soda anymore. I OK.

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It messes with my stomach. It does me too. It might be the corn syrup. It could be the carbonation, too.

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I mean, the acid, the citric acid probably has a lot to do with it also. But I mean, the corn syrup probably has something to do with it, too.

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So anyhow, you ever hear of Shrimp Jesus?

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No.

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OK. Well, it's something that's going on right now. Shrimp Jesus is an AI generated character. It's a Jesus made out of shrimp.

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As it turns out, Shrimp Jesus refers to a massive collection of AI generated images that blend Jesus with shrimp and have gone viral on every social platform, Facebook.

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These images in turn are sometimes linked to shady websites to prey on unsuspected folks and scam them.

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So you can read more about it in this excellent article it says here, but you know, I'm not going to tell you what it is.

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The kind of content is like algorithm crack.

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Scammers sure know how to game a gullible audience by appealing to their faith or values, asking them to comment Amen on each of these images.

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So if they support, you know, if they support it, then people these these people get their, you know, their information, spam them, maybe try to, I don't know, steal it, you know, whatever, or just hack into them or whatever.

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So they're using the Shrimp Jesus AI generated Shrimp Jesus.

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And these people that are like, oh, my God, someone put a Jesus up. I better say Amen.

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They're getting them. I gotta give it to these people. Pretty smart.

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I know. I gotta give it to the scammers. Me too. I know.

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If you're picked up Shrimp Jesus, I know Rob.

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These people are going for it. They're on heavy drugs to begin with. They're not Jesus lovers. Exactly.

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Fair game. Someone does that. Fair game. Fair game.

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You got to mind your manner better than that. And this is all that.

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That's all they're saying. Shrimp Jesus. Yeah, Shrimp Jesus.

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I would almost. Why would you even watch something like that? I would view it as somewhat blasphemy.

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Yeah. Yeah. I don't think it's a very polite way to treat Jesus if you believe in him.

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And if I see someone doing that, I'm definitely not going to give it an amen.

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I'm probably going to scroll right by and go, these people are idiots.

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So it's actually blasphemy on both parts. One to put it on there. One for saying Jesus. Yeah.

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Good point, Rob. Good point. Well, anyhow.

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You guys, if you commented on the Shrimp Jesus, you've been scammed.

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Let's take our first break, Rob, and we'll be right back. That sound good?

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Sounds great. Alright. We'll talk to you guys here in a minute.

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Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo is listening to this film.

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And that brand new feature, strange consults from an alien.

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May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.

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Oh, shit. What's that over there? Oh, no. It's Island of Horrible Jokes.

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That wooden shoe in my toilet, I guess it was clogged.

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Have you ever wondered where something came about?

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Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is?

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Well, so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of.

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Where did podcasts originate?

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The term was first coined by Ben Hammersley, a writer for The Guardian in 2004, by combining the words iPod and broadcasting.

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In 2005, Steve Jobs, founder of Apple, introduced the idea of subscribing to a podcast by building the concept into the iTunes interface.

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Who made the first podcast ever? 2004, Adam Curry and Dave Weiner are credited with the invention of podcasting.

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Who exactly did what is up for dispute? But in the end, these are the two guys who got it rolling.

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The term podcasting was mentioned by Ben Hammersley in The Guardian newspaper article.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Chickweed is an edible plant and a herbal remedy that can be used in various ways.

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Chopped chickweed can be added to soups, eggs, pastas or pizzas. It can also be blended into hummus or pesto.

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It can also make chickweed into an oil for your skin for burns and minor cuts. But it could also be used as a tea drink or just munch it raw for a tasty, healthy snack.

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When taking a shower, remember to scrub your asshole with soapy water because nobody likes a stinky asshole.

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Now, from the makers of the Who-Mit-My-Asshole Board Game comes the Rob Rad Jigsaw Puzzle.

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That's right, put Rob back together. This brilliant glossy photo of Rob wearing a loin cloth in a rainforest is the perfect stocking stuffer.

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Bags and microphone, thanks for joining us again. My name is Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Rob, you got a story. I want you to go into it now because the next one is kind of long for me.

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And anyhow, it's Boomer Questions that Millennials and Xs hate.

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Okay, yeah, I got one. Actually, I just pulled it up.

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Alright, sounds good, Rob.

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I've been wanting to get two.

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Mr. Rad, the floor is yours.

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An actor who has appeared in the life of NCIS has been arrested for allegedly taking part in the January 6th riot at the U.S. Capitol.

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No shit?

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Scott Bakula spent around 28 minutes inside the Capitol after entering through a broken window alongside other Donald Trump supporters that day, according to a charging document revealed by Politico.

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Hang on, hang on. Allegedly.

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Now, if you think about it, Scott Bakula was on NCIS New Orleans.

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Yes.

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I think we need to put in allegedly, right?

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Yeah, allegedly.

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Okay, anyhow, go ahead. Yeah, he was on NCIS New Orleans, but he was being investigated for this.

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Wow.

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Mr. Bakula was tracked down as part of an FBI investigation into all those supporters of the former president involved in the riot seeking to overturn the 2020 election results.

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Agents have secured through video footage and images from security cameras, phones, and TV cameras seeking out suspects.

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In Mr. Bakula's case, video footage from the Capitol police showed the actor entering into the building wearing a red hoodie, covered with a black jacket, along with a red hat with white lettering around 2.23 p.m.

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Investigators say he was then seen leaving around 2.49 p.m. FBI agents visited Mr. Bakula at his home in Nevada on June 27, 23, with the actor asking to speak to an attorney when they asked if he was at the Capitol on January 6.

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A subsequent subpoena of information from American Airlines showed that Mr. Bakula had traveled to Worshen, D.C. two days before the riot and then back home again two days after.

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Wow.

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Mr. Bakula had been charged with obstruction of an official proceeding and not only entering or remaining on the grounds of a government building without lawful authority.

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Wow.

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You asked me if I had a story to go to.

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The head is a story. Wow.

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That kind of floored me. I can't believe.

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So he's looking at a lot of charges then.

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Yeah, he's looking at obstruction and being in there just like everybody else.

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And not only can you mention, also there's another facet to this.

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Hollywood is extremely liberal and they hate Trump.

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So what do you think that's going to do to Scott Bakula's career?

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Oh, exactly.

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Yeah. Yeah, it's going to ruin it.

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Let's say he gets out of it, he doesn't go to jail or nothing, he pays some money and everything.

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I still think his roles are going to dwindle to nothing because most of the producers and the funds behind it and everything are extremely liberal and they're not going to like the fact that he, you know, went to the Capitol and also he's on Trump's side.

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So it's going to be interesting to see this thing unfold because I'm predicting he's going to be out of work quite a bit from here on out because of that.

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I do too.

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Wow.

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Okay, thanks, Rob. I mean, that's a great story. Geez.

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That kind of caught me off guard.

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Okay.

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There is a bunch of forums online.

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And it is basically Gen Zers and Millennials bitching about boomers and maybe some elder exes too.

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And their questions and their mannerisms and everything that they hate about them.

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It's like these boards that people just go off about them because they, you know, they don't like this about they don't like that about they don't like this.

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They think they're stupid, you know, and all this stuff. Right. You get you get the gist of it. Right.

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Yep. Okay.

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Okay.

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One of the boomer questions one of them. Why do boomers insist on sending friend requests to people they don't know, I would have to agree with them.

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You ever got a friend request. I've done this a lot.

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It's happened to me a lot is is someone that knows a bunch of people you know, but you don't know them personally and never met him.

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I get them all the time.

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And I'm like, I don't know this person, you know, yeah, me too.

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It's like, why do you need to know me just because we know like 10 same people you don't need to know me and I don't need to know you.

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You know, we have the same.

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Well, it depends on what she looks like and if she's single or not.

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Okay. If I was single and all that was okay.

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Yes, I would be like, hell yeah.

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I'll be your friend.

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I'll be your friend.

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A bunch of dick pics are way see what happens.

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Yeah.

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Anyhow, not really, allegedly.

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All right.

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Allegedly.

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All right.

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Next one boomer questions.

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Can anyone respond to social media videos or memes you send with them?

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Who's that?

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What?

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Do you know them?

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That's true.

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If you send a meme or something, who's that?

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It's like, it's nobody.

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It's a meme.

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Yeah.

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Or who sent this?

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Well, look up there.

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It says my name, right?

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On the, you know, on the messenger.

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Okay.

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If it says my name, then well, you know, it probably came from me.

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Huh?

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Well, why do you send it to me?

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I'm going to leave that one right there.

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You said enough.

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I got to go on with this.

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Well, why'd you send it to me?

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I don't know.

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I thought you'd enjoy it.

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And then that's it.

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Anyhow.

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Okay.

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And especially the, do you know them?

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That one got me several times.

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It's like, you send them a meme and it's no one.

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And do you know them?

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And it's like, no.

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There's something that's been passed around the internet.

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So anyhow.

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This is one that I'm guilty of too.

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Boomers can't use paper straws.

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Why is that?

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I hate paper straws.

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They disintegrate.

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They unravel.

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They're not worth a shit.

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Paper straws are garbage.

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Rob?

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I agree.

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However.

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You put them in your mouth, they dissolve in your mouth.

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Yeah.

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They're nasty and they leave a taste.

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Yeah.

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It gets slimy.

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They leave a papery taste and you're trying to taste, I don't know, orange juice, cranberry,

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whatever.

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And you don't taste it because, or on your case, iced tea, Rob.

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It tastes like that weird paper taste.

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And I don't want to drink it after that because it's got that taste.

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However, Carnival came up with a great idea and they're doing this.

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They're implementing it.

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And it works great.

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Especially like I get my morning coffee at the specialty coffee shop every morning.

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All right.

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And with that, they give you candy straws that are made out of chocolate, white chocolate,

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lime.

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So if you're having a pina colada later, they'll give you a lime straw that's candy.

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You're looking at-

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Okay, I've seen something like that in the past in the grocery stores.

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Oh, maybe they sell it in grocery stores.

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But I think it was like cinnamon or it was something.

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It was a flavored straw that would dissolve in your coffee or your drink.

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Yeah.

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And those things work excellent and maybe they're gaining some steam.

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Maybe they have them in other places besides Cruises.

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I don't know.

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Well, that was a few years ago, though.

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I mean, yeah, so I hadn't heard anything about it since.

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So I'm glad you brought this up.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Pretty good.

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Okay.

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This next one I'm guilty of too, Rob.

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We'll see what you have to say.

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QR code resistance.

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Don't you have a regular menu I can use?

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My hand goes up.

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I hate looking on my phone to order.

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I always miss stuff.

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Like I'll already order and then someone around the table will go, oh yeah, I'll take the

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fried jalapeno rings.

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I'm like, you guys got them?

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And he's like, yeah, it's on the menu.

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And I miss shit, you know, the menu.

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You have to scroll back and forth, up and down and everything.

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And you know what?

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Did you just mention QR code and looking at a menu?

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Mm-hmm.

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I have an iPhone and I'm lost already.

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Now I want to read what, you know.

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I want a big piece of paper.

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There should be a menu in front of everybody saying what they serve.

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I agree.

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No one should have to go in there and scan a QR code and then use the space on your phone

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and then have to.

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Yeah, you're using your data, everything else.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Just bring out the menus.

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The COVID era is over right now as far as we know.

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Yeah.

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Bring out regular menus.

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People aren't afraid to use them now.

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Geez.

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Yeah.

425
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,000
So, okay, next one.

426
00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Why do boomers talk about less people wanting to have children like we're killing people?

427
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:10,000
Like we're actively killing people?

428
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:14,000
I take it for what it is, the blessing it is.

429
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:22,000
We all need generally stupid people raising generally stupid kids.

430
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:29,000
So when they say they don't want to have any kids, I secretly go, bravo, thank you, Lord, in my mind.

431
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,000
And I go, oh, I can understand real-world problems.

432
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,000
I turn around and go, that's great.

433
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
This person did not need to reproduce anyhow.

434
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Thank you, Lord.

435
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Thank you, Lord.

436
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Thank you, Lord.

437
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
So anyhow.

438
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,000
I am totally like you.

439
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:47,000
I totally understand that and I totally appreciate it.

440
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Yeah.

441
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Okay.

442
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000
Just saying.

443
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000
No, no.

444
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000
I think a lot of us are that way.

445
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Rob, just saying here too.

446
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Just saying.

447
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Just saying.

448
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000
All right, next.

449
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Why do boomers, this one gets me.

450
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
It really irritates the fuck out of me.

451
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Okay.

452
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Why do boomers sit at the ATM with their door open?

453
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Just go inside.

454
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000
You're basically standing there anyhow.

455
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
I agree.

456
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000
All that time wasted.

457
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:23,000
First, they try to open the door because they can't reach the window, right?

458
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000
The ATM.

459
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
So then they move it out a little bit.

460
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Meanwhile, you're back there waiting, waiting, waiting.

461
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,000
And then they're too far away.

462
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:36,000
So then they have to stop the car, either get out or try to get the car a little bit closer.

463
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,000
And it's like, just go in, you dumbass.

464
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Or just go park your car and walk up to the ATM and do it like that.

465
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:52,000
I get sick of wasting my life watching some idiot try to reposition his car 30 times so he can get some money out.

466
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:55,000
Do you know what I mean, Rob?

467
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Have you seen this?

468
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Okay.

469
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,000
We have an ATM for my bank.

470
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:03,000
Right here at Save a Lot, Farzing Lot.

471
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Okay.

472
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:09,000
And I walk.

473
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:25,000
And it seems like every time, just as I'm coming up on that ATM on foot, some stupid person pulls me to Park-A-Lot and darts right in front of me.

474
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:31,000
And I'm standing there like 15, 20 minutes waiting on him.

475
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,000
Or someone that does all that.

476
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:38,000
I'm standing in the middle of that parking lot waiting on the damn because they pulled right in.

477
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
And then they're not prepared.

478
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
They don't know what they're doing.

479
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000
And they're doing all their banking there too.

480
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:49,000
And they don't know what the hell they're doing.

481
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,000
You know, I'm standing for like 15, 20 minutes.

482
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:58,000
And everybody's just driving by and looking at me.

483
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:05,000
I keep reaching my hand out like, over there, look.

484
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,000
I swear someone was doing paypal for that.

485
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
I totally understand that one.

486
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000
And that's anybody.

487
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Not just elderly.

488
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000
I agree with that 100%.

489
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000
Yep.

490
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Yeah.

491
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000
All right.

492
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:32,000
True story.

493
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,000
Yep.

494
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Yep.

495
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Yep.

496
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000
That's a great point.

497
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Yep.

498
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000
I don't like this moron, but I think he knows quite a bit about phones.

499
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:57,000
So I'm going to have to go this moron, act like I like the moron, and have him fix my phone for me.

500
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,000
So I agree.

501
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,000
I'd go towards your car too.

502
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Just saying.

503
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Yep.

504
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Just saying.

505
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000
All this is just saying, right, Rob?

506
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000
We're good at just saying.

507
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000
We're just saying.

508
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000
That's it.

509
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Allegedly all that good shit.

510
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,000
Next one.

511
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
I agree with this one too.

512
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Why do Boomer's food picks look like someone's last meal?

513
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,000
Yeah, that's true.

514
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000
I get it.

515
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
I get it.

516
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
I get it too.

517
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
I get it.

518
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Because they put in the salad, they put in the dessert, they put in the meat course.

519
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000
I get it.

520
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,000
They have it all laid out just perfectly.

521
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Where me, if I got something that's really good, like a big sizzling steak or something,

522
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:44,000
I'm like, I just take a picture of the steak, send it to a couple people that would enjoy it,

523
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000
and I'm done with it.

524
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000
Now, that's true.

525
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Yeah, there are Boomers that think you have to take a picture of everything and have an

526
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000
explanation.

527
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Now, this waffle wasn't an actual waffle.

528
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:55,000
It was not a regular waffle.

529
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000
It was an almond cinnamon waffle.

530
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
Oh, they are so delish.

531
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
You just need to try one yourself.

532
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Oh, I'm telling you.

533
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
It's like no one cares.

534
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Okay, you got an almond cinnamon waffle that you love.

535
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Okay, good for you.

536
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Now, get the fuck out of here.

537
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,000
So anyhow.

538
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Yeah, I'm sure it's on Facebook with some Boomers.

539
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000
I know what you're talking about.

540
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Yeah.

541
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:22,000
It's like, I don't even do this to people.

542
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
I think this.

543
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,000
There's stuff I know about them that I should never know because they volunteer it to me

544
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,000
every day and it drives me nuts.

545
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:35,000
It's like I keep getting this reoccurring zit on my ass.

546
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000
It is so weird.

547
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,000
And I'm like thinking, I don't need to fucking know this.

548
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,000
And then if they ask me, I'm like, I'm not a dermatologist.

549
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000
I don't know if it's cancer.

550
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Go to a doctor.

551
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,000
At least they're getting paid well to hear your bullshit.

552
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:55,000
You know, I mean, fuck yours and you.

553
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Get out of here.

554
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
So anyhow.

555
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
All right.

556
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
This is a great one, Rob.

557
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,000
And I've done this before.

558
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Why do Boomers answer the phone just to say they'll call you back?

559
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:16,000
They got us dead to write.

560
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:22,000
And we're not Boomers and we still do it.

561
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Yeah, Xers and I do it.

562
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,000
I'm so guilty.

563
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,000
And it's like, oh, quick answer the phones.

564
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,000
I can tell them I can't talk to them.

565
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
Yeah.

566
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:34,000
If I'm busy, I'm at least going to acknowledge you called me.

567
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Well, that's what I'll call you right back.

568
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000
I'm busy.

569
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000
But you think about it, it is kind of absurd.

570
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:43,000
I'm going to answer the phone just to tell them I'm not answering the phone.

571
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,000
I got a good point now that we have texting and shit.

572
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
You let it go and then you call them back.

573
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,000
I'm sorry, man.

574
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:52,000
I was helping this old lady cross the road.

575
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
What do you need?

576
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Yeah.

577
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Yeah.

578
00:43:55,000 --> 00:44:00,000
You don't like go, hey, hey, man, I know you called, but I'm helping this old lady across the road.

579
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000
I'll call you later.

580
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Just don't answer.

581
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000
And then, you know, address them later when you have the time.

582
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,000
Yeah.

583
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Call or explain it later.

584
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Yeah.

585
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000
This is true.

586
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,000
Oh, no.

587
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000
I'm saying my own answer.

588
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000
I'll call you back.

589
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,000
They got me on that one.

590
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
They got me on that one.

591
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Yep.

592
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
Yep.

593
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:21,000
All right.

594
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Next one.

595
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,000
And this one I do not do.

596
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000
I don't do.

597
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
It drives me nuts.

598
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:30,000
As a matter of fact, it drives me crazy when people have loud conversations on their Bluetooth

599
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:35,000
in a small area and they're just talking really loud and don't care to go, yeah, yeah,

600
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
yeah, yeah, yeah.

601
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
I remember that.

602
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000
And then that guy threw that Billy Goat off the cliff.

603
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000
Oh, my.

604
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Oh, God.

605
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,500
And it's like, man, I don't want to fucking hear one side of a conversation as loud as

606
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:48,000
you can fucking yell it.

607
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Yeah.

608
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000
That's annoying as hell.

609
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,000
I agree.

610
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,000
I totally agree.

611
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,000
I run off Bluetooth myself.

612
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Uh-huh.

613
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,000
I do this podcast.

614
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000
Right now, I'm speaking off my Bluetooth.

615
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000
I'm not yelling.

616
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Exactly.

617
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
I'm not yelling.

618
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
I'm not yelling.

619
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
I'm not yelling.

620
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000
I'm not yelling.

621
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Exactly.

622
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000
But a lot of people feel...

623
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:11,000
If I yelled, this show would sound like shit.

624
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Exactly.

625
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:17,000
And I don't know if people think that they can't hear them if they yell or if it's just

626
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,000
some sort of a secret thing to try to be cool.

627
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:24,000
Like, you're talking on the phone to someone, but no one else can hear.

628
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000
I don't know.

629
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000
There's something to it.

630
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000
And it drives me nuts.

631
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000
It's like lower the voice.

632
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000
I guarantee you, those things can pick up a fucking mouse.

633
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,000
So stop.

634
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,000
Yeah.

635
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,000
No one wants to hear your shit.

636
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:39,000
And then this next one, right here, I agree with 100%.

637
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:43,000
Why do boomers just let their phones ring loudly in public?

638
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000
What the hell is wrong with them?

639
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Pfft.

640
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,000
Ha ha ha ha ha.

641
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000
That drives me nuts, too.

642
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Arrowwood's in line also.

643
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Uh, hey, can I answer this?

644
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,000
Yes.

645
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:58,000
Maybe because they have their hearing aids turned off.

646
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Rob, I think you hit it.

647
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
You hit it.

648
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000
That's it?

649
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,000
The boomers.

650
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000
A lot of them probably have hearing aids.

651
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,000
They may have accidentally turned off or something.

652
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,000
I go back to the old farter that retired at O'Reilly's Auto Parts.

653
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
There you go.

654
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,000
Okay.

655
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000
There you go.

656
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,000
I did a little serenade to him one time on a podcast a while back.

657
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Yeah, you did.

658
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,000
The old farter was really fucking good, man.

659
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:28,000
He helped me change some windshield wiper blades that were very complicated, believe

660
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,000
it or not.

661
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,500
You had to take this little, you had to have a special tool and take this little square

662
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:37,000
piece off and then take the spring off and all this shit and everything.

663
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,000
And he had the tools and everything.

664
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000
And he knew all the parts you needed.

665
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,000
He would ask you the right questions and get you the right part.

666
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,000
If the old farter did it, he had right parts.

667
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
If someone else did it, you had to go back three times.

668
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000
But the old farter had one problem.

669
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,000
He couldn't hear and he constantly farted.

670
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000
So he's like, all right, I got your battery.

671
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,000
It's back here.

672
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,000
And I'm walking behind him.

673
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:02,000
He's going, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft.

674
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,000
And I realized he couldn't hear it.

675
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000
He thought they were all silent farts.

676
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,000
They were not.

677
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,000
They were not silent farts.

678
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000
I heard every one of them.

679
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:15,000
And anyhow, if he'd had a hearing aid, he might have been embarrassed.

680
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,000
So anyhow, but...

681
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,000
That has a name.

682
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,000
What is it?

683
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000
It's called the walking farts.

684
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000
Listen to Larry the Cable Guy, man.

685
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,000
Okay.

686
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000
He has the walking farts.

687
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000
It's the walking fart.

688
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Yeah.

689
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
When you walk, you fart when you get older.

690
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000
He's since went to Assistant Levine.

691
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,000
So now he's farting all over somebody.

692
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,000
Yeah.

693
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Hears his aid or something.

694
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
He's farting on them.

695
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,000
So anyhow.

696
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,000
I'll tell you what.

697
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:43,000
From what you have told me about him, I would like that, man.

698
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,000
He's a good guy.

699
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,000
I would like that.

700
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,000
He's a really good guy.

701
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,000
He's kind of funny.

702
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,000
Sounds like a great guy.

703
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,000
He's kind of funny, too.

704
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000
He'll crack a joke here and there.

705
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000
He just farts all over you.

706
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,000
I mean, they didn't stink, at least.

707
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:57,000
So they're like little popcorn farts.

708
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,000
There you go.

709
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,000
And finally.

710
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Yeah.

711
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000
That's the walking fart.

712
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Yeah.

713
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,000
That's him.

714
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,000
That's him.

715
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,000
What they sound like.

716
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:11,000
And everybody knew him, too, because whenever I talk to someone now, I go, hey, man.

717
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Hey, where'd you get that at?

718
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Oh, the old forter.

719
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000
You got it.

720
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

721
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,000
Oh, okay.

722
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Thanks.

723
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Anyhow.

724
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
All right.

725
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:25,080
This one I agree with, too, because they do take this too far, boomers.

726
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:30,000
Why do boomers think it's a contest on who is the most tired?

727
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Agreed.

728
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000
Yeah.

729
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:37,000
How many times you come into a room and one boomer goes, oh, my God, I'm tired.

730
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,960
Oh, man, I'm so tired.

731
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,560
I could sleep for five weeks.

732
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,520
Oh, no, no, I'm so tired.

733
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,840
I could go into a coma for a year.

734
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,840
And it's like a contest.

735
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,320
It's like, okay, you guys are tired.

736
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,800
Can you guys shut up?

737
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:54,240
Now I sound like that guy of people becoming their parents when they buy a home.

738
00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:55,240
Uh-huh.

739
00:48:55,240 --> 00:48:56,240
Yeah.

740
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:57,240
And you got no...

741
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:58,240
Take commercials.

742
00:48:58,240 --> 00:48:59,240
Take commercials, yeah.

743
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:00,240
Just a minute.

744
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:02,240
Now, we don't need to tell everybody how tired we are.

745
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:03,240
Come on, let's get out of here.

746
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,240
Right, right, right.

747
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:05,240
I could be that guy.

748
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:10,240
Anyhow, let's take a break, Rob, and I'm sure you got a story for us when we come back,

749
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:11,240
right?

750
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:12,240
Yes, I do.

751
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:13,240
All righty.

752
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:16,480
We'll be back in a minute.

753
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:22,200
Looking for a new laptop on the internet is basically having your computer dig its own

754
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,200
grave.

755
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:26,840
Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

756
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,600
Are you a parking ticket?

757
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:31,600
You got five written all over you.

758
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:38,600
Next time you take a dump, listen to two douchebags and a microphone.

759
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:43,600
It's been grooving in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal.

760
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:47,600
It's slightly crooked, just enough for it to be uncomfortable.

761
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,600
Next up, things overheard in hell.

762
00:49:50,600 --> 00:50:00,600
Joe Buck and Troy Aitman are doing all televised and radio games of the NFL this year.

763
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:07,800
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

764
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,400
Why can't I just buy a can of thin paint?

765
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:14,440
Why do I always have to go buy paint thinner?

766
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:15,880
Hmph.

767
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,880
I may never know.

768
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:25,080
Oh shit, what's that over there?

769
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:32,480
Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

770
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:42,160
I put a wooden shoe in my toilet, I guess it was clogged.

771
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:50,200
Hey look, I think we found land.

772
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,840
Oh my god, I think we're safe.

773
00:50:52,840 --> 00:51:01,840
Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

774
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:06,520
What do you call a well balanced horse?

775
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,520
Stable.

776
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:23,800
Hey everybody, thanks for joining us again.

777
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:27,480
This is Mark, two douchebags and microphone.

778
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,480
And I'm Rob.

779
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:34,480
Alright Rob, as promised, we look to you for the scoop.

780
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:42,480
Hey, you know how you love me for my deep dark stories?

781
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,480
Yes?

782
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:49,120
You've been telling me like the last week or so.

783
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:53,680
I've got a store that's out there for you brother.

784
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:58,280
Okay, I like the way you said this is going to be good.

785
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:06,280
Only on two douchebags and a microphone do you hear this.

786
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,520
Believeable, trust me.

787
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:18,520
Larry Whitaker, a member of America's most inbred family has died aged 67.

788
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:25,080
The Whitakers are one of the most well known families in America due to their complicated

789
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,720
history with inbreeding.

790
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:36,880
Devastating genetic defects have left some members of the West Virginian family communicating

791
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:44,600
through grunts and barks rather than words or sign language.

792
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:48,880
Photographer Mark Layata.

793
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,480
I've got a story for you after you're done too.

794
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:52,480
Go ahead.

795
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,880
Okay, good, good.

796
00:52:54,880 --> 00:53:01,560
Photographer Mark Layata, who has been documenting the family's lives since 2020, shared the

797
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,880
upsetting news on YouTube today.

798
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:12,280
He believes Larry died following a heart attack last week and his passing has been a devastating

799
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:13,760
shock to the family.

800
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:20,280
In his video, Mark said, okay, there's some news about Larry dying.

801
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:24,000
Larry was always a great dude to me.

802
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,360
He was always really nice.

803
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:33,680
Larry was always a stand up guy and he and Betty really ran the show very well.

804
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,840
Larry will be greatly missed.

805
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:40,040
It's going to be hard on Betty now.

806
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:46,760
In a tribute, one YouTuber said, so sorry to the Whitaker family.

807
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:52,560
Mark, thank you for your love and kindness to this family.

808
00:53:52,560 --> 00:54:05,680
This story goes back, back into the 1800s to where this family has been inbreeding since

809
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:06,680
1800s.

810
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,680
Wow.

811
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:14,600
But now the father of the family now has passed away.

812
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:15,600
Yeah.

813
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:16,600
All right.

814
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:17,600
Wow.

815
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:18,600
Okay.

816
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:19,600
You're right.

817
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,120
I love that story, Rob.

818
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,120
You're right.

819
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,760
I told you I bring them back out of nowhere.

820
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,320
I love it.

821
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:34,320
Remember, I think his last podcast or no is one before where we had all the slang terms

822
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:40,000
and boomers and Xers.

823
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,520
There was they gave.

824
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:43,520
Yeah.

825
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:44,520
Yeah.

826
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:48,600
A percentage of how many of them knew what they were talking about and use them and all

827
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,600
that.

828
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:50,600
Right.

829
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:51,600
Right.

830
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:56,800
And I have an extended list that I found yesterday of more slang terms.

831
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,920
And all right.

832
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:11,680
Coming in at 86, no, no, no, 96.8%.

833
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:12,680
That's lit.

834
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:21,520
96, pretty much 97% of boomers and Xers when they hear that's lit, they understand.

835
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:22,520
I understand what it means.

836
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,760
Rob, what do you think it means?

837
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:25,760
I know what it means.

838
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:26,760
Okay.

839
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:27,760
What is it?

840
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:28,760
I mean, that's cool.

841
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:29,760
That's yeah.

842
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:30,760
Yeah.

843
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:31,760
It means lit means something.

844
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:32,760
Yeah, it's cool.

845
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:33,760
It's a good thing.

846
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:34,760
Yeah.

847
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:35,760
Yeah.

848
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:37,920
It means something is really good, intense, fun or exciting.

849
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:38,920
Yeah.

850
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,600
Similar to other like such as poppin or off the chain.

851
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,600
You were right.

852
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,880
Like I said, I got a 19 year old.

853
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,880
Ghosting comes in at 94%.

854
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:51,080
I think we all know what that is too.

855
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:55,840
We all know that that's where you just disappear and that's it.

856
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,520
Get that bread.

857
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:01,240
Come in at 92%.

858
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:02,240
And what do you think it means?

859
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:03,240
I know what that is.

860
00:56:03,240 --> 00:56:04,240
Okay.

861
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:05,240
What is it?

862
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:06,240
Get that bread.

863
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:07,240
Yeah.

864
00:56:07,240 --> 00:56:08,240
Get that money.

865
00:56:08,240 --> 00:56:09,240
Yep.

866
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:10,240
Bread means money.

867
00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:11,240
Yep.

868
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,240
That's it.

869
00:56:12,240 --> 00:56:13,240
Get that bread.

870
00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:15,880
Exactly what it is.

871
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:20,960
Slay comes in at 88.5%.

872
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,960
And what is slay, Rob?

873
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:28,080
Oh, you may have me on this one.

874
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,080
Okay.

875
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:30,080
Go ahead and tell me.

876
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,080
All right.

877
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,080
To kill in a violent way.

878
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,080
Hell, what hell?

879
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,240
That I do.

880
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:40,680
That caught me off guard because that's what it's always been.

881
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:42,080
I did not take that way.

882
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,080
You know what?

883
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,080
Hang on.

884
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:45,080
Hang on.

885
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,080
I got to make a slayer.

886
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:47,080
I'm taking Iron Maiden, Slayer, you know.

887
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,080
Hang on.

888
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:49,080
Here.

889
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,080
I'm going to try this.

890
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:55,080
I did not know they would take that way.

891
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:56,080
Okay.

892
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,560
Here's what it really means.

893
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,600
I looked at the old version of slay.

894
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,240
This is a new one.

895
00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:08,320
The term slay is often used as slang to describe someone who has done exceptionally well or

896
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:09,320
impressed others.

897
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:16,040
It is commonly associated with fashion, music, and artistic performance but can be used in

898
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:17,040
various contexts.

899
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,040
Okay.

900
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:19,040
That makes sense.

901
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,040
Okay.

902
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:21,040
Yeah.

903
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:22,040
I know that.

904
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:23,040
Yeah.

905
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,040
Come in.

906
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:27,040
You have me totally turned around on that one.

907
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:28,040
Come in at 88%.

908
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:29,040
Yeah, 88%.

909
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:30,040
Karen.

910
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,040
All right.

911
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:32,040
We all know what Karen means.

912
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,040
I mean, it's very popular.

913
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:34,040
Yeah.

914
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,040
Come on.

915
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:36,040
Yeah.

916
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:37,040
Karen's kind of old news.

917
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,040
So, okay.

918
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:39,040
All right.

919
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:40,040
That's pretty much everybody.

920
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:44,240
If you're that kind of person, yeah.

921
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:45,240
Okay.

922
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:46,240
Shook.

923
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:50,480
What do you think shook means, Rob?

924
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:55,440
It comes in at 87%.

925
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,440
Nerves rattled.

926
00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,460
Yeah.

927
00:57:59,460 --> 00:58:03,440
Like your shook up.

928
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:06,840
Emotionally or physically disturbed, upset.

929
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:09,840
upset. She looks pretty shook up from that letter.

930
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:15,840
Alright. Okay, let's do the slang one and make sure that's the same one.

931
00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:23,840
I think it absolutely means the same thing as slang.

932
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:30,840
Shook is a slang term used to describe a state of shock, surprise, or astonishment.

933
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:38,840
It is typically used when something unexpected or impactful happens that leaves a person feeling mentally shaken, like you said.

934
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:42,840
Goat. We all know what goat means. Greatest of all time.

935
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:44,840
Oh, yeah.

936
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:46,840
Sketch.

937
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:48,840
Patrick Bums.

938
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:50,840
Yep, very much so.

939
00:58:51,840 --> 00:58:52,840
Just that, sorry.

940
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,840
Oh, speaking of that, I forgot to do an NFL update.

941
00:58:56,840 --> 00:59:04,840
Well, let's finish this before we go venturing on something else.

942
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:11,840
You're right. At 88 percent? No, 86 percent, sorry.

943
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:13,840
Sketch.

944
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:16,840
Alright.

945
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:18,840
Sketch?

946
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:27,840
I would say sketchy, like sketchy appearance, sketchy personality. That's what I would say.

947
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,840
Okay, a rough or unfinished draft. Oh, wait a minute. No, no, no, no.

948
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:36,840
I gotta go to the slang one. This keeps trying to give me the old ones.

949
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:41,840
Okay, slang for sketch.

950
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:53,840
Dangerous or risky. A list of slang terms used by students at the University of Arkansas at Fayetteville published in 1975 defines sketch as an adjective meaning dangerous or risky.

951
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:59,840
Illustrated with the example, I think we're in a sketch situation. So you were right.

952
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:05,840
Okay, well I put it as a person putting it as a situation.

953
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:07,840
Yes.

954
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:12,840
Yeah, you know what I was talking about. Yeah, I'm pretty good at this.

955
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:18,840
You are. You're doing really good like you did last time. At 84 percent, fire.

956
01:00:19,840 --> 01:00:20,840
Fired?

957
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,840
Yeah, fire. Just fire, not fired.

958
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:25,840
Oh, fire? Uh huh.

959
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:30,840
Oh, that means that's cool, that's the bomb, that's the shizmit.

960
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:39,840
Really close, yeah. When referring to an object such as music, clothing, or performance, calling it fire means it is exceptionally good or impressive.

961
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:49,840
For example, if someone says a song is fire, they're impressing and they think it's really great or catchy. So you were correct.

962
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:54,840
This next one, snack, what do you think it means?

963
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:56,840
Snack?

964
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:58,840
Yes.

965
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,840
Oh, God, it turns out how you use it.

966
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:03,840
Yep.

967
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:12,840
Okay, now to me, a snack would be a very good looking woman.

968
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:17,840
Okay, this is a good one.

969
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:21,840
And it's spelled S-N-A-C-C.

970
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:23,840
Okay, yeah.

971
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:25,840
Where does snack come from?

972
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,840
She's a cougar.

973
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:36,840
Snack was black slang for a small penis in the 1970s and gay slang for male genitalia in the 1980s.

974
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:42,840
But in the 2000s, snack emerges as slang for an attractive person, so you were correct.

975
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:47,840
I mean, it doesn't have to be a female though, that's the only difference.

976
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:49,840
Okay.

977
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,840
Wow, I had no idea about snack on that other.

978
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:58,840
Okay, you went into genitalia, I was like, oh my God, I totally screwed that one up.

979
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:01,840
Well, I mean, I guess back before I was here.

980
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,840
No, you're right, the old version, I was right.

981
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:10,840
Yeah, you're right. Okay, how about whip that comes in at 81%?

982
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:12,840
Whip?

983
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:14,840
Yep.

984
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:25,840
See, that one goes a lot of directions too, I'm gonna say, you give in.

985
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,840
Well, kinda. Okay.

986
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:32,840
Well, I'm gonna play it safe and say, you give in.

987
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:44,840
Okay, in slang use, if someone in a romantic relationship is whipped, they let their romantic partner have a great deal of control over what they do, where they go, etc.

988
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,840
It's pretty much what we knew, we used to call it pussywhip or dickwhip.

989
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:56,840
Okay, yeah, see, that's right where my mind went, but I wanted to clean it up a little bit.

990
01:02:56,840 --> 01:03:01,840
Okay, well I'd kinda be descriptive too, take it away from the other one.

991
01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:04,840
How about pick me girl?

992
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:06,840
Huh?

993
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:11,840
Pick me girl at 79%.

994
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:16,840
Just pick me girl. Hey, there's a pick me girl over there.

995
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:18,840
A pick me girl?

996
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:20,840
A pick me girl.

997
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:27,840
Okay, uh, honestly, this is just a wild guess.

998
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:29,840
Okay.

999
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:32,840
I wanna say, something is easy.

1000
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:36,840
Okay, here's what it means. What does pick me girl mean?

1001
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:44,840
A pick me girl is a woman who obsessively desires male approval and validation, often to the expense of other women.

1002
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:50,840
Despite the word girl being used, the term pick me girl is almost always used to describe an adult woman.

1003
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:53,840
You were close.

1004
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:56,840
Close? That close?

1005
01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:59,840
You either got these dead on or you're really, really close.

1006
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:03,840
I'm good at this game, we gotta keep this one going.

1007
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:06,840
I know, I like it extra.

1008
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:08,840
Extra?

1009
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:10,840
Extra.

1010
01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:12,840
At 75%.

1011
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:14,840
Over the top. Over the top.

1012
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:24,840
Okay, extra is a slang term used to describe someone or something that is over the top, excessive or dramatic in behavior, appearance or actions.

1013
01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:27,840
So yeah, pretty close.

1014
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,840
Rob, you're good at this.

1015
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:32,840
Clap back.

1016
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:35,840
I've had a little help this week.

1017
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:37,840
Okay.

1018
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:39,840
My mind's a little clear.

1019
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:43,840
Oh, that's right. Okay. Clap back is 74%.

1020
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:46,840
I don't have a clue.

1021
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:51,840
Okay. Okay, a quick, sharp and effective response to criticism.

1022
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:53,840
There you go.

1023
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:57,840
I wouldn't have got that one either. I was like, I didn't know what the hell it was.

1024
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,840
How about gas up?

1025
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:05,840
Gas up is 73%.

1026
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:11,840
Of boomers, realize what this means, and some extras.

1027
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:16,840
I don't know this one. See, you're getting lower and lower.

1028
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:21,840
Okay, yeah, less and less boomers understand this slang.

1029
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:24,840
The common meaning of gasing up is to give fuel.

1030
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:37,840
For example, if we add petroleum to a small burning bottle, after adding it, it will be enlarged. Hence, the meaning of gasing somebody up is to praise someone with a high level only for enlargement of his or her ego.

1031
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:39,840
Alright.

1032
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:41,840
Okay.

1033
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:43,840
Yeah, yeah, you're right.

1034
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:48,840
Alright. This next one is kind of odd. I don't know how to take it.

1035
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:50,840
It's 64%.

1036
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:53,840
Sneaky link.

1037
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:56,840
I know this one.

1038
01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:58,840
Okay.

1039
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:04,840
Somebody that cheats.

1040
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:08,840
Close. Real, real close, Rob. Real close.

1041
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:20,840
Alright. Sneaky link is a slam term used to describe a person that someone is secretly hooking up with, and it is commonly used in the context of romantic or sexual relationships.

1042
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:30,840
Urban Dictionary clarifies a sneaky link can be a sexual or non-sexual experience or relationship with somebody else that nobody knows about.

1043
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:36,840
Okay, that's what I was saying. I didn't use the terminology.

1044
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:37,840
Yeah.

1045
01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:41,840
That's exactly what, yeah. Yeah, I know that one. Trust me.

1046
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:46,840
Okay, that was good. Okay, it's 61% SUS.

1047
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:48,840
SUS?

1048
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,840
SUS. S-U-S.

1049
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:54,840
Oh, S-U-S.

1050
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:58,840
S-U-S. SUS. Like suspect.

1051
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:00,840
Oh, S-U-S.

1052
01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:03,840
Suspect?

1053
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:07,840
Mm-hmm. That's what it is. Short for suspicious.

1054
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:13,840
It's most used slang term by teenagers in 2023 according to parents in the survey.

1055
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:17,840
The term gained popularity thanks to an online murder mystery game among us.

1056
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:26,840
About 62% of teenagers use the word SUS to call out questionable behavior or suggest one has a devious motive.

1057
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:28,840
There you go.

1058
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:31,840
Next one.

1059
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:33,840
Basic.

1060
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:37,840
Blame Jane.

1061
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:41,840
I think it's a little bit more in depth than that. I think I kind of know what it is.

1062
01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:46,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, all the definitions are going more than what I'm saying.

1063
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:53,840
I think it means like someone like everybody orders like a caramel frappuccino, right?

1064
01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:58,840
So that would be basic. It's like you don't order something different. You order what everyone else does.

1065
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:02,840
It's kind of like that, I think is what it means. But we're going to find out here.

1066
01:08:03,840 --> 01:08:13,840
Basic is a slang term in American popular culture used primarily to describe people who are perceived to prefer mainstream product, tens of music.

1067
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:21,840
Yep, that's it. And that's at 60%. At 58% drag.

1068
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:26,840
I know what it used to mean. I don't think that's what it means now.

1069
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:29,840
I'm not going there.

1070
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:34,840
No, it means the same. Drag is an acronym for...

1071
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:36,840
I'm keeping my mouth shut.

1072
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:40,840
We're not saying anything derogatory. We have no problem with these people.

1073
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:46,840
I know. I know. I know. I know people who do it.

1074
01:08:47,840 --> 01:08:54,840
An acronym for dressed resembling a girl, from which the term drag is said to have originated.

1075
01:08:54,840 --> 01:09:00,840
The term is said to date back to Shakespearean times when male theatrical actors would play female roles.

1076
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:02,840
Didn't know that.

1077
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:04,840
Okay, X.

1078
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:13,840
Alright, just saying. Back in the day, I was known to put on a pair of women's panties or two. Just saying.

1079
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:15,840
Okay, that's cool.

1080
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:17,840
That was back in the day.

1081
01:09:18,840 --> 01:09:19,840
Bop.

1082
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:23,840
Ooh.

1083
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:28,840
Damn, that one could go anywhere.

1084
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:35,840
Okay, it's slang for to move, go, or proceed, and that's it. 56%.

1085
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:37,840
Huh.

1086
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:41,840
This one I have no clue. FOMO. F-O-M-O.

1087
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:45,840
FOMO. FOMO.

1088
01:09:46,840 --> 01:09:47,840
And this is 55%.

1089
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:50,840
I've heard that before. I can't remember what it was though.

1090
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:52,840
Oh, I love this one.

1091
01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:56,840
It's simply an abbreviation for fear of missing out.

1092
01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:00,840
A worried feeling that you may miss exciting events that other people are going to.

1093
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:04,840
Especially caused by the things you see on social media.

1094
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:07,840
Don't get FOMO. Get a ticket now.

1095
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:09,840
That's great. I like that one.

1096
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:11,840
And that-

1097
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:16,840
Okay, yeah. I have heard that. Like I said, I knew that one. I just couldn't remember what it was.

1098
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:18,840
Okay.

1099
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:20,840
But once you said it, I knew it. Yeah.

1100
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:24,840
54% is bet. B-E-T.

1101
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:26,840
Oh yeah, I know that one.

1102
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:31,840
Yeah. Affirmation, agreement, or approval along the lines of cool or on down.

1103
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:33,840
We've covered that one several times.

1104
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:35,840
Yeah.

1105
01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:38,840
And then Chugui at 52%.

1106
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:40,840
Chugui?

1107
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:42,840
Chugui.

1108
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:47,840
C-H-E-U-G-Y.

1109
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:52,840
Oh. I don't have an idea on that one.

1110
01:10:53,840 --> 01:11:01,840
Okay. The word pronounced Chugui is used to describe someone who is untrendy, out of date, or trying too hard.

1111
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:03,840
It's basically another way to say basic.

1112
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:11,840
However, some on social media are arguing that there is a self-awareness to Chugui-ness that is far more actualized than basic.

1113
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:23,840
And I agree with them. I think a lot of people who are Chugui chooses- they choose to be Chugui, and they don't like to fit into the mainstream, and that's why they dress like that, or act like that, or all the other stuff.

1114
01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:25,840
Okay. I got you now. Yeah.

1115
01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:28,840
Okay. All right. And that is the end of the list.

1116
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:31,840
I had just double-heard that terminology.

1117
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:33,840
Yup. Me neither.

1118
01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:35,840
That's good to know.

1119
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:41,840
Yeah. All right, man. Well, we are getting towards the end of this podcast. You got anything you want to go into, or you want to save it until tomorrow night?

1120
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,840
Hang on. Let me see what I got here.

1121
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:47,840
Okay.

1122
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:54,840
Actually, I think everything else I got, I can save for tomorrow night.

1123
01:11:54,840 --> 01:12:00,840
Okay. And tomorrow night, are you going to have the performers that don't wipe well? The top five?

1124
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:05,840
I have one more to go.

1125
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:17,840
Okay. So tomorrow night, a new little contest that we're having. Rob and I are picking the top five performers that we believe don't wipe very well.

1126
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:19,840
Music performers.

1127
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:22,840
Music performers. Yeah. Sorry. Thank you.

1128
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:31,840
So that ought to be nice and fun. So anyhow, thank you everybody for listening. Oh, oh, oh, Rob. We forgot.

1129
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:37,840
No, I did not forget. I was going to get to it a while ago, but you got the talker.

1130
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:40,840
Oh, shit. Sorry. Okay. Hi, Opal. Hi, Jimmy.

1131
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:43,840
Hi, Grandma. Hi, Jimmy.

1132
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:47,840
We love you guys. Dodge City, Kansas. Woo-woo-rah-rah. You guys are awesome.

1133
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:50,840
Thank you for listening, guys. We love you.

1134
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:54,840
Oh, no, so? Hi, Shirley and Topeka, Kansas.

1135
01:12:55,840 --> 01:13:04,840
Oh, yeah, yeah. Thank you, Shirley. Come on back to our page again. Say something. I mean, yeah, tell us whatever. Tell us how stupid we look or how handsome we are or whatever.

1136
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:10,840
Just comment on one of the pictures. Whatever.

1137
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:13,840
Thank you, Shirley from Topeka. Is that it?

1138
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:15,840
Yeah, Topeka, Kansas.

1139
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:21,840
Thank you. All righty. Thank you all for listening. Thank you, assholes. Good night.

1140
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:24,840
Good night, assholes.

1141
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:39,840
Hey, where did everybody go? Where are the douchebags?

1142
01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:44,840
Oh, my God. Someone took a dump in the corner. Oh, geez.

1143
01:13:44,840 --> 01:14:12,840
Oh, geez. Ugh, I'm glad they're gone. Let's just hope they don't come back. Man, that smells.