1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,000 From the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 It's two douchebags and a microphone podcast 4 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:22,000 And now it's time for the Daily Douchebag Clutch 5 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Two douchebags and a microphone pledge 6 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:30,000 I, Joe or Jane Listener hereby promise to download every show 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:37,000 I, Joe or Jane Listener hereby promise to grab family members' phones and download the show from there 8 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:44,000 I, Joe or Jane Listener hereby promise to go to public computers and download the show from there 9 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:50,000 I, Joe or Jane Listener hereby promise to laugh at all the unfunny jokes 10 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:56,320 I, Joe or Jane Listener, hereby promise to lie to all my friends and tell them how good 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Sewage for Food. 23 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,320 Next up, Things Overhead in Hell. 24 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,320 Hurry up. 25 00:01:56,320 --> 00:02:00,520 King John Unn is playing Santa at the mall again this year. 26 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:01,520 Yay. 27 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,520 Have you ever wondered where something came out? 28 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:08,520 Have you ever looked at something and said, hey, I wonder what the origin of that is? 29 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:09,520 Well, so have we. 30 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:13,960 That's why we give you the origin of. 31 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,760 This is the origin of the Big Mac. 32 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:21,000 The original Big Mac sauce was created in 1968 at a McDonald's in Pittsburgh by a franchise 33 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:26,240 owner named Jim Delagati to serve with the Big Mac itself. 34 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:30,480 The sauce first came in two different flavors, but then they were ultimately combined by 35 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:39,080 McDonald's head honcho Ray Kroc in 1972 in order to ensure consistency. 36 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:51,920 May your mother come to talk to you and then leave your door slightly ajar so that you 37 00:02:51,920 --> 00:03:05,720 may have to get up and close it. 38 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:09,440 Two douchebags and a microphone on mark. 39 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,440 And I'm Rob. 40 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,920 Rob, I was seeing this story here. 41 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:21,000 Remember a couple of weeks ago when there were the phone calls that was an AI Robo call 42 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,000 and it sounded like Joe Biden, the president. 43 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Yeah, I heard about that. 44 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,520 Yeah, yeah, I heard about that. 45 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:31,960 Well, I guess a couple of companies are being sued over that now. 46 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:37,720 Steve Kramer and two Texas companies spoofed president's voice to suppress turnout in New 47 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:38,720 Hampshire. 48 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:45,400 A political operative and two companies that have facilitated a fake Robo call using AI 49 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:50,800 to impersonate Joe Biden should be required to pay thousands of dollars in damages and 50 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:54,080 should be barred from taking similar future actions. 51 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:58,960 A group of New Hampshire voters and civic action groups said in a federal lawsuit filed 52 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:00,360 on Thursday. 53 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:05,040 The suit comes weeks after Steve Kramer, a political operative, admitted that he was 54 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:10,120 behind the Robo calls that spoofed Biden's voice on the even New Hampshire primary and 55 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:13,360 urged Democrats in the state not to vote. 56 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:19,800 Kramer was working for Biden's challenger, Dean Phillips, but Phillips campaign said 57 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:26,920 he had nothing to do with the call and Kramer has said that he did it as an act of civil 58 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:32,120 disobedience to draw attention to the dangers of AI in elections. 59 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:37,200 The incident may have been the first time AI was used to interfere with the US election 60 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:45,120 and that right there Rob, no matter what side of the line you're on left or right is scary. 61 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:46,120 Isn't it? 62 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,120 No way, I understand that. 63 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,120 Yeah, I understand that. 64 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,960 It doesn't matter if you're left and right. 65 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:56,280 This could be used any way to influence the vote and this could be other countries like 66 00:04:56,280 --> 00:05:00,160 China or Russian doing this. 67 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:06,280 And I think it's a very good point and this guy, I don't know if that's why he did it. 68 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:09,720 Maybe he just didn't just, you know, he used to work for Dean Phillips. 69 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:17,680 So you know, the rival of Biden's, but I mean, I don't know if if he meant it to hurt Biden's 70 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:22,840 chances or if he was really trying to prove a point. 71 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:26,320 But he has a really good point. 72 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:29,280 I can tell you that because that's a scary. 73 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:33,720 We've been talking about this slippery slope for a long time and I still contend that one 74 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:38,680 day you're going to see a guy murder someone on video and he's going to come back and go, 75 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:39,680 that wasn't me. 76 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,200 What do you mean it wasn't me? 77 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:43,320 That was AI. 78 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:48,360 And they could point out a couple of little variances in the tape that may have happened 79 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:56,160 a couple of little blips and go see right there and get a jury to believe him. 80 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,080 A good lawyer can do that. 81 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:01,920 So the slippery slope is here and this is just part of it. 82 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:07,120 You know, we're an inflect an election could be in interfered with. 83 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:12,560 So anyhow, I find that I find that very frightening. 84 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:18,440 So anyhow, on a different note, you know, Lou Graham, right? 85 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,840 Lou Graham? 86 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:20,840 Yeah. 87 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:21,840 Lou Graham. 88 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:22,840 Oh, holy Singapore. 89 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:26,000 How can you not forget him? 90 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Exactly. 91 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,840 Well, I know who he is. 92 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:29,840 Yeah. 93 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:30,840 Yeah. 94 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:31,840 He's a classic voice. 95 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:32,840 Everybody knows it when they hear it. 96 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:33,840 Awesome. 97 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:34,840 Awesome musician. 98 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:35,840 Yeah. 99 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:36,840 Anyhow, leaving it right there. 100 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:37,840 You go right ahead. 101 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:38,840 Okay. 102 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:45,560 Lou Graham, the lead vocalist of Foreigner shared last week that he would retire for music 103 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,120 at the end of the year. 104 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,120 Oh, yeah. 105 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,120 No. 106 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:55,480 Graham, 73 shared the news during an interview with Steve Mountain's media radio host, Lee 107 00:06:55,480 --> 00:07:00,800 Wiggy, but before that, the two spoke about foreigners nomination for the 2024 Rock and 108 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:01,960 Roll Hall of Fame. 109 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:02,960 They should get it. 110 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,680 They should get in. 111 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:09,160 But we are talking about a bunch of dumbasses up there, in my opinion. 112 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:12,480 It's exactly, exactly, exactly. 113 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,480 Yeah. 114 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:14,480 I would. 115 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:18,240 I take everybody that knows the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame understands where you're going 116 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:19,240 with that. 117 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,240 Yes, I do. 118 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,240 Oh, yeah. 119 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:22,240 I think so. 120 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,960 I think that's what I think is the most important thing. 121 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:30,400 Foreigner with me is not, and knows it all should not be there. 122 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,400 It's common knowledge that they're dumbasses. 123 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,400 Yeah. 124 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,400 Anyhow, it's a very, very satisfying to be honored like that after years and years of 125 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:39,040 writing and recording, and more time than that performing. 126 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:44,240 Graham said during an interview, so if you want to catch Lou Graham with Foreigner, now 127 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:48,480 Foreigner, whenever Lou Graham is singing, he doesn't sing on all of them. 128 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:54,800 I think there's not even one original person when Lou Graham's up there, because didn't 129 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:58,120 their guitarist quit last year, the original one? 130 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,120 What was his name? 131 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,120 I think so. 132 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,120 I think so. 133 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:02,120 Yeah. 134 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:07,920 So I have no reason to believe that Foreigner's going to stop touring anyhow, when Lou Graham's 135 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:13,720 stepping down, because they already have someone else sing when he can't do it, or whatever. 136 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:22,720 Well like I mentioned on a couple of podcasts ago, I've seen four hundred sticks here, those 137 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:25,720 are empty here a few years ago. 138 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,280 Jason Bonham was a drummer. 139 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,720 And Foreigner, yeah that's right. 140 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,760 Yeah, I mean come on. 141 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:33,760 I never knew. 142 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:39,520 And now Jason is stuck with Sammy Hagar all the way around. 143 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:40,520 Yes. 144 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,520 And also he- 145 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,520 No, it was a great concert. 146 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,520 He did great. 147 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:44,520 I appreciate it. 148 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:45,520 Well, yeah. 149 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:52,280 Well anyhow, if you want to see Lou Graham, you're going to have to do it this year, because 150 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:55,000 you're not going to see him live ever after that. 151 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:59,000 So he is retired officially, can't do it anymore. 152 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Good. 153 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Yeah. 154 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Good. 155 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 No, go ahead Rob. 156 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Okay. 157 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,480 I was just saying when I see him Lou Graham was not with them, he was already gone from 158 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:10,480 the group. 159 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:13,680 Yeah, they had that other singer, I forgot his name. 160 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:14,680 Yeah. 161 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,960 Young guy, long hair guy, he was great though. 162 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:18,960 He was great. 163 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:22,240 No, he's great I mean, but you know I still want to see Lou Graham too though. 164 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,240 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 165 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,120 I want the original. 166 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:30,720 It's kind of like a journey with the Filipino guy. 167 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:33,240 I mean that guy is fantastic. 168 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,800 But at some point you want to see the original too, don't you? 169 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,920 You want to see Steve Perry at some point. 170 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:41,240 Steve Perry actually was the original. 171 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:44,240 Robert Fleischman is the original one in Journey. 172 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:47,640 He was the original singer actually. 173 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:48,640 And then. 174 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:49,640 Oh really? 175 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:50,640 Yeah, but during the most famous. 176 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,140 Oh that's right, you're right, you're right. 177 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:54,640 Now that's what I'm talking about, you're right. 178 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:59,840 The most famous in Caution and Journey, the most famous one that did well in the charts 179 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:05,720 and everybody remembers is with Steve Perry, everybody assumes that he was one of the founding 180 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,400 members but he was not. 181 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,920 But he's probably the most famous member, him and Neil Shown. 182 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:15,680 So anyhow, it can still work. 183 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:21,160 I mean there's a lot of people that are grown accustomed to the people in Forner as they 184 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:22,680 are today. 185 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:26,680 So I mean look at a lot of bands. 186 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:30,280 I mean even as far back as Leonard Skinner, most of them died and then their relatives 187 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,360 came in and played them. 188 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,200 So anyhow. 189 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,400 It's, you know, it is what it is. 190 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:41,520 I mean if you want to see him, but if you want to see Lou Graham, you better see him 191 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:42,880 this year. 192 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:46,400 So Rob, do you have any stories you want to get to right now? 193 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,080 Yeah, I get it in a minute. 194 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,080 Okay, I got another. 195 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,080 I got to get back to him. 196 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,080 Here we are right here. 197 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:55,080 I'm on. 198 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,080 Okay, cool. 199 00:10:56,080 --> 00:11:00,760 That was my adopted mom, something I was dealing with today. 200 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,760 Oh yeah. 201 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:09,760 Anyway, this goes back to the old company Aldi. 202 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,080 Yeah, okay. 203 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:14,440 The grocery store Aldi. 204 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,440 Okay. 205 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:27,120 The company stores will be closed on March 31st for Easter Sunday. 206 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:33,440 This means staff will have the day off to celebrate with their friends and family. 207 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:41,600 Shoppers however will have to plan their Easter Sunday shopping ahead of time to avoid disappointment 208 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,360 on that day. 209 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,840 So everybody get ready. 210 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:50,680 Easter is coming up. 211 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:51,680 March 31st. 212 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:55,280 Do not go to Aldi's on Easter Sunday. 213 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,080 There will be nobody there. 214 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,080 You see, I'm a dick. 215 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,040 I would tell them to go. 216 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,880 Wherever you're at, your Aldi's is open. 217 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,160 All the other ones are closed. 218 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,280 Okay, Mark. 219 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:08,440 We're douchebags. 220 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,440 That's why I did that. 221 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:10,440 We're douchebags. 222 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,440 Okay, okay. 223 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,840 I happen to be the nice douchebag. 224 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,520 I happen to be the asshole. 225 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,520 Yeah, I'm the evil one. 226 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,520 Okay. 227 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:23,440 Yeah, don't go to Aldi's Easter Sunday. 228 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:24,440 They will be closed. 229 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,440 Yes. 230 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:34,600 So along with the other three holidays, Christmas Day, New Year's Day, and Thanksgiving. 231 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,600 There you go. 232 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,680 Those days, four mentioned days, you cannot go to Aldi's. 233 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,720 Well, you can go there, but you're not getting in to buy anything. 234 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,520 You can stand out in the parking lot on the line. 235 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,800 Just down on the holiday. 236 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:50,120 Yes, that's right. 237 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:55,680 You know, have you heard about the big New Yorker pizza bagel? 238 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,400 No, I haven't. 239 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:04,640 It's a matchup of Pizza Hut's big New Yorker pizza and a Yeasty Boys bagel, and it's ready 240 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:07,040 to make its debut. 241 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:11,560 Yeasty Boys is in the Northeast, and it's a bagel company, obviously, and they're very 242 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:12,560 good bagels. 243 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,560 I've had them. 244 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:17,240 I used to do a lot of work in the Northeast, so I was up there, and I've had Yeasty Boys. 245 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:18,240 Yeah, I know you were. 246 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,240 I know you were. 247 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:24,000 Yeah, Yeasty Boys is, yeah, if you're on my Facebook, you know, man, I posted enough 248 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000 from up there, didn't I? 249 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,200 Every time I had a good meal, I was like, hey, I got to post this. 250 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:33,240 So anyhow, people are like, is that all that fucker does up there is eat? 251 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:38,520 So anyhow, Pizza Hut partnered with Yeasty Boys, the Los Angeles-based bagel food truck 252 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,960 concept to launch a limited time item. 253 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:47,240 It features Yeasty Boys signature fluffy, chewy bagel, topped with layers of marinara 254 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:51,520 sauce, fresh Parmesan cheese, oregano, and pepperoni. 255 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,040 And I had no ideas from a food truck because they said- 256 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,920 Yeah, you're making me hungry, just saying. 257 00:13:55,920 --> 00:14:01,120 Sorry, they sell them in stores, so I think the original concept was from a food truck, 258 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,120 but now you can go get it from a store. 259 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:07,040 I was getting it from a place called Shoprite or Byrite. 260 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,160 I think it was Shoprite was the name of it. 261 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,160 That's kind of like their price chopper. 262 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:16,520 So anyhow, the big New Yorker pizza bagel will roll out via Yeasty Boys food trucks 263 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:20,160 in Los Angeles and New York City. 264 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:25,640 Premiering at Rolling Loud Music Festival in LA over the weekend on March 15th to 17th. 265 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:32,440 The New York City launches takes place on March 22nd, 23rd, with another Los Angeles-run 266 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,880 March 22nd through 24th. 267 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:38,800 So if you don't catch it on those days, I don't think you're going to get one, Rob. 268 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:45,240 This sounds good, but it sounds to me like they kind of got a time on it and a place 269 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,800 where you can get it and that's it. 270 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,960 Yeah, it sounds like it. 271 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:58,960 So but in honor of the New York bagel, Jeffy X, remember him? 272 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,680 There's my buddy. 273 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:02,680 There's my buddy. 274 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:11,760 Jeffy X, our old pal, he uncovered the bagels that they tried to sell, but it didn't go 275 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:15,520 through the focus panels and the focus groups, they all denied it. 276 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,480 Now Jeffy X's are undercover sleuth. 277 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:20,800 I don't know if I'm going to like this. 278 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:21,800 Just saying. 279 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:25,760 Well, it depends on how you feel about certain things. 280 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,840 So yeah, like always. 281 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,400 Yeah, so okay. 282 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,320 Jeffy X's are sleuth. 283 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:37,160 He gets into places like he started with different douche flavors, remember? 284 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,760 And then he worked his way up to other stuff. 285 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:42,200 He used to sneak into Massengale and he would report on us. 286 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:46,560 He'd give us like the 10 or 11 douche flavors it failed. 287 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:51,080 Well now he's progressed on to other things like this is the bagels that failed that they 288 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:55,000 test run until they came up with the Eastie Boys New Yorker pizza. 289 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,320 So this is stuff that's still gets into Massengale. 290 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,320 I don't know. 291 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,320 He does. 292 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,320 He won't explain it to me. 293 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,160 Well, his job is. 294 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,160 Well, he has. 295 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,240 He will not explain it to me. 296 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,240 Yeah, come on, man. 297 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:14,360 He said you gotta have some clout to get into places. 298 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,680 He's yeah, he he dresses up in costume. 299 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,680 He gets fake IDs. 300 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,080 I mean, he's something else. 301 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,080 Yeah, yeah. 302 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,080 Come on. 303 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,440 I've already made him. 304 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,440 He costume. 305 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,320 Yeah, I'll go to that. 306 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,720 I'll go to that here a minute. 307 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,560 He sends me an email and it disappears in 10 minutes. 308 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,600 So I have to get it within 10 minutes. 309 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,200 So it was like, hey, Mark got an email for you. 310 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,600 You know the deal disappears in 10 minutes. 311 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,160 So you better go download it. 312 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:43,280 And he does that to remain secret so people can't catch, you know, get on the internet 313 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,800 and be happy to have a system and find out who he is. 314 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:51,640 So then he sends me the email and every time I just barely get it, I got a run and get it 315 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,120 downloaded and anyhow, I got this downloaded. 316 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:57,480 And just like three seconds later, Pufa was gone. 317 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,960 So you're on the money every time. 318 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:01,960 Oh, I know. 319 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,200 How you do it every time. 320 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,360 I give you kudos personally. 321 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:06,680 I think he does too. 322 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,680 Yeah, he does. 323 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,680 He's pretty impressed. 324 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,320 You receive it every time. 325 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:14,360 He's like, oh, dude, he talked to me when he was down here. 326 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:17,520 Like, man, I don't know if he'd get to him on time. 327 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,880 I could be in the middle of the four. 328 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,400 But that's gotta go down. 329 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,400 You know, I'll find a way to receive his email. 330 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,400 You get to him. 331 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,400 You get to him. 332 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,880 He gives you kudos. 333 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,160 If I can get phone signal, I can get him. 334 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:34,400 So anyhow, which he came up and collected money from you that you owe him for Christmas. 335 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,400 Yes. 336 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,400 Yeah. 337 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,800 So you know the deal. 338 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:43,400 Well, Jeff, the X has done us so many favors with these lists for us to talk about that 339 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,680 me and Rob wanted to give them gifts. 340 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:50,680 So Rob started out with a with a embroidered underwear. 341 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,640 It has a Jeffy on the back and X in the front. 342 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:57,000 And this is not any ordinary underwear. 343 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000 This is special. 344 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000 No, it is not. 345 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:05,880 This has a Steven Peerce pouch from the Glam Band Rat that I showed in myself. 346 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,560 Yes, he's so done. 347 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:14,160 The inside, supposedly the spandex that Steven Peerce used to wear on stage, he had a pocket 348 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:18,520 sewn on the inside so he could fill in full as much as he wanted. 349 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:22,200 You know, he could like put a couple socks in there and look more appeasing to maybe 350 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,360 some women and maybe some gay males. 351 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:25,360 Right. 352 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:30,000 So Rob took the liberty of going ahead and doing that for Jeffy X, but we think that he 353 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,080 doesn't need it. 354 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,680 You know, he's got enough point on. 355 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,680 We're thinking he don't need any more business down there. 356 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,360 So, but then I took it over the top. 357 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:40,360 Yeah. 358 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:46,760 He made him a flying bat suit and also his pride and joy that he will not take off. 359 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,760 Sergeant Peppers out there. 360 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,280 Dude, he still is not worse at something. 361 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,280 I know. 362 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,080 He wears his flying bat suit at night over. 363 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,080 Come on. 364 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:55,080 I know. 365 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,080 I'm awning. 366 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,080 They say it looks yellow now. 367 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,080 It's not white. 368 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,080 It looks yellow. 369 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,080 So yeah. 370 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,080 Yeah. 371 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,760 He refuses to take that thing off. 372 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:07,600 He's a huge Beatles fan and that's all he ever wanted in life was a Sergeant Pepper outfit 373 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:12,720 and Rob was kind enough to embroider him one of them as a thank you to him and he's like 374 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:13,720 nuts about it. 375 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,720 And me on the same. 376 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,720 That was his Christmas present. 377 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:16,720 And my Christmas present. 378 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:20,960 And now he won't take it off when he's ruining it. 379 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:21,960 You know what? 380 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:22,960 You're just going to have to. 381 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:23,960 Come on, dude. 382 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:24,960 I told you. 383 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:27,240 You're going to have to make a couple more Rob and maybe he'll take it off and then 384 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,840 have that one dry cleaned or something. 385 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:30,840 So. 386 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:31,840 Yeah. 387 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:32,840 That's all I need. 388 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:33,840 Dry clean. 389 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,840 That's if they'll take it out in the store. 390 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:39,400 But if I be too late the states will probably set too deep. 391 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,640 I'll bet you they won't even take it. 392 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:47,680 They heat those out in that conveyor there that you know and I'll bet you stand straight 393 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,280 up and they're like no, no, no. 394 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,280 You get out of here. 395 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,720 We don't take this. 396 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:55,200 So and me I'm a much simpler guy. 397 00:19:55,200 --> 00:20:01,200 I just was going to offer him enough money for five pounds of blow and 70 hookers. 398 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,400 Now if we broke the law for the money came in, that's why you couldn't be to collect 399 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,400 the money. 400 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:07,400 Yeah. 401 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,840 If we broke the law to do spags in microphone, I would have gladly bought him five pounds 402 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:15,760 of blow and 70 70 hookers. 403 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:20,280 But since we don't break the law here, I gave him the money equivalent so he can do whatever 404 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,280 he wants. 405 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,280 He did. 406 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,280 Yeah. 407 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:27,840 So he took the money and Jeffy X is out and he said he sent me this three days after 408 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,840 he left. 409 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,720 So he was pretty appreciative. 410 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:37,120 So these are bagels that didn't make it. 411 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,080 He stuck it to the factory and found these out. 412 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:49,840 So the first one is you okay buddy? 413 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,480 Okay. 414 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:58,480 The first one is liverwurst covered bagel. 415 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,080 I think I could agree with that. 416 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:04,120 Rob, did you hit the? 417 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,120 Hey. 418 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,120 Hey. 419 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,120 Yeah. 420 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,120 You okay? 421 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,120 Yeah, I'm fine. 422 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:14,120 I'm talking to Steve since I talked. 423 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,120 Oh, okay. 424 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:20,120 Dude, I thought you was dying man. 425 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,120 But no. 426 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,120 But no. 427 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,120 I agree. 428 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,120 No, no way. 429 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,120 Yeah. 430 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:31,600 Liverwurst now. 431 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:35,080 The next one, chickpea covered bagel. 432 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:38,440 I think I agree with that. 433 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,440 Yeah. 434 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,800 Basically hummus unsmashed. 435 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,800 So yeah. 436 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,800 Yep. 437 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:45,800 So I agree with that. 438 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,360 No chickpea covered bagel. 439 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:53,840 The next one that he uncovered, Jeffy X's blood sausage covered bagel. 440 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,160 Yeah. 441 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,000 Yeah, I think I agree with that. 442 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:01,960 Yeah, we never see blood sausage or have you ever had any Rob? 443 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:02,960 Okay. 444 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,960 Not on a bagel. 445 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,280 Not on a bagel. 446 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,280 Yeah. 447 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,280 Yeah. 448 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,280 I don't think that will work. 449 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,960 Think of all the health soggie it would give with the blood. 450 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:14,960 Yeah. 451 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:23,680 So anyhow, the next one, shrimp gumbo bagel was turned away. 452 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:28,120 So I think I agree with that. 453 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,120 Okay. 454 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:30,520 Now I gotta think about that. 455 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,520 Okay. 456 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,520 I'm not a seafood fan. 457 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,520 I can't stand seafood. 458 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,520 Yeah. 459 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,520 Okay. 460 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,200 Well, it was turned away, Rob. 461 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:42,960 I mean, you can get your own shrimp gumbo and like put it on a bagel yourself. 462 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:43,960 Yeah. 463 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:44,960 Yeah. 464 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:45,960 Yeah. 465 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:46,960 Yeah. 466 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:47,960 Okay. 467 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:48,960 We'll leave it right there. 468 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,760 But no, I think gumbo would be a good one. 469 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,760 You know what? 470 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,760 Yeah. 471 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,240 Every now and then they miss one, Rob. 472 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:57,960 Every now and then they miss one. 473 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:03,840 The next one, a cream of wheat covered bagel wasn't up to par. 474 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:04,840 So they said no. 475 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,480 And I think I agree with that. 476 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,480 Regular chocolate. 477 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:08,480 Oh, well chocolate. 478 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,480 Yeah. 479 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,480 No. 480 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,480 Chocolate's no better. 481 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,480 Yeah. 482 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,480 I gotta know that one. 483 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,480 Yeah. 484 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,480 Regular chocolate. 485 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,480 This is regular. 486 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:22,280 If it was chocolate, I guarantee you it would have went through first pass. 487 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,520 So yeah. 488 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,720 So you know, the cream of wheat didn't work. 489 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:32,280 The next one was tic-tac flavored bagel. 490 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,520 It was shown the door too. 491 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:40,320 And I was kind of disappointed in that because why not have a bagel that freshens your breath, 492 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,240 Rob? 493 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,240 You know? 494 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,240 Yeah. 495 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:45,240 Yeah. 496 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,240 Yeah. 497 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,240 Yeah. 498 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,240 Oh, okay. 499 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,240 All right. 500 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:54,720 So, Wrigley's Permanent Gun Bagel was frowned upon. 501 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:59,160 Again, why not have the bagel that freshens your breath, Rob? 502 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:00,600 What's wrong with that? 503 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,960 I don't get it. 504 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:03,960 I just don't get it. 505 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:04,960 I mean, yeah. 506 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,760 People, you know, you have a great idea. 507 00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,440 They take a shit on it right off on Flabbergasted, Rob. 508 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,440 Just Flabbergasted. 509 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,440 Are you? 510 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:17,920 Yeah, I'm a little flabbergasted because I'm going on my messages right now. 511 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,920 Yeah. 512 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:24,840 My adopted mom's trying to get a hold of me. 513 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,840 I'm sure it's... 514 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,840 I just took her granddaughter out. 515 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:35,640 And my other couple of serves with her first jeans because she's starting school tomorrow 516 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,640 here in Canton. 517 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,640 Uh-huh. 518 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:45,640 And me and her mom don't get along, but me and her mom met up because of her grandma. 519 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:49,760 And her mom said, yeah, I'm like... 520 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,920 I'm more less fucking her uncle, you know. 521 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,160 Yeah, I understand. 522 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,560 Well, grandma accepts me as a brother. 523 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:58,560 Uh-huh. 524 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,680 But does the daughter don't? 525 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,160 And I'm older than her. 526 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,160 I gotcha. 527 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:10,080 And she's a lot more troubled than I am, you know what I mean? 528 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,080 Yeah, I gotcha. 529 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:20,720 And I... yeah, grandma calls me this morning, says, hey, told me she goes for school to 530 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,720 start tempting the moral. 531 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,080 Can you help her? 532 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,360 I got the money, let's set it up. 533 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,800 That was very cool. 534 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:33,640 So I set it up to her daughter and we went... 535 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,840 I went big pulling up. 536 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,840 That was cool. 537 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:46,480 And now my adopted mom has sent me messages about another old friend of ours. 538 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:49,360 I'll give it back to you on that. 539 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,360 Okay. 540 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,360 It's a woman. 541 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,360 Okay. 542 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,360 I'm like, mom, stop. 543 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,360 I'm podcasting. 544 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,360 Okay. 545 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:57,360 Yeah. 546 00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:02,360 And now she's sending me messages about this other woman. 547 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,360 Okay. 548 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,360 Okay. 549 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,360 I'll take about that when we're a little bit. 550 00:26:06,360 --> 00:26:07,360 Okay. 551 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,360 So... 552 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,880 Next one, the cabbage flavored bagel was not popular either. 553 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,720 I think I agree with that. 554 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:14,720 100%? 555 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:15,720 No. 556 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:16,720 No. 557 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:22,680 And then finally, the kale flavored bagel, the panel was throwing up so they took it 558 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,680 away. 559 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,680 I understand. 560 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:29,800 You know, kale was a joke. 561 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,960 They never meant it for anyone to actually like it. 562 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:38,480 The guy was like, hey guys, I can throw this garbage on a plate and look at the people, 563 00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,280 look at their faces, they're going to like throw it at us. 564 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,880 And instead the rooms, they suck it up. 565 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,640 They're like, oh, this stuff's great. 566 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:49,040 And they know inside it's horrible shit. 567 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,040 It's terrible stuff. 568 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:54,240 They know it's terrible stuff, but they're trying to act cool and act like they like 569 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,840 it. 570 00:26:55,840 --> 00:27:01,320 So anyhow, kale was just a joke and then all of a sudden, you know, everyone started acting 571 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,080 like they like it, so the joke's here to stay. 572 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:09,320 How about if we take a break and come back with some emails? 573 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,320 That would be great. 574 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,320 All right. 575 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,320 That would be great. 576 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:20,880 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 577 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:30,320 So if I have a glass of ice water and the ice melts into the water, is my water then 578 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,320 water down? 579 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:35,320 I may never know. 580 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:43,160 Now it's time for pickup lines from a loser. 581 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,120 Can you take me to the hospital? 582 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,320 I just broke my leg falling for you. 583 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,320 Day about was just happening. 584 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,320 You don't know what to do. 585 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,320 You don't know where to go. 586 00:27:55,320 --> 00:28:02,760 And we can tell you what you can eat. 587 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:07,720 On most of these apocalypse series, we tell you what plants you can eat in case of an 588 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,040 apocalypse and you have to go out to your yard for food. 589 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:17,880 Well this one is going to explain to you the plants you may be aware of to not eat. 590 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:25,000 Plants that could be toxic usually might have milky white sap, thorns, spines, or fine 591 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,520 hairs or leaves or stems. 592 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:37,120 Pods with bulbs, beans or seeds, stems or trunks that have an almond scent, three leaf foliage 593 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:46,280 growth also be aware of intensely bitter or sappy flavor, foliage reminiscent of dill, 594 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,280 parsley or carrot. 595 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:55,280 Now from the makers of the Who Bit My Ass All Board Game comes the Rob Rad Jigsaw puzzle. 596 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,280 That's right, put Rob back together. 597 00:28:57,280 --> 00:29:02,760 This brilliant glossy photo of Rob wearing a loincloth and a rainforest is the perfect 598 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,760 stocking stuffer. 599 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,760 Order now and get a free buck blood key chain. 600 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,760 Oh shit, what's happening over there? 601 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,760 Oh no, this island horrible jokes. 602 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:21,760 I'm gonna put a wooden shoe in my toilet. 603 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:27,760 I guess it was clogged. 604 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:47,760 As much fun as an electric cane opener to the scrotum, two juice lines and a microphone. 605 00:29:47,760 --> 00:30:04,040 And we are back. 606 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,440 This is Tidus Pags and microphone on Mark. 607 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,440 And I'm Rob. 608 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,440 Okay, well Rob we got some emails. 609 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,760 Well good, good. 610 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,240 I want to hear from our friends. 611 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,400 We got a couple from Montrose actually. 612 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:25,640 Montrose was very, they were very active this email session. 613 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:29,600 So anyhow they've got a couple of concerns. 614 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:36,160 So anyhow, so the first email goes like such. 615 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:40,800 Mark, do you have any advice? 616 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,280 And that's it? 617 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,280 Okay. 618 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,280 Do what? 619 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,560 Mark, do you have any advice? 620 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:48,560 Just advice. 621 00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:53,840 Yes, my advice is don't take advice. 622 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:59,000 Except from a cardiologist or an endocrinologist. 623 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:04,280 Other than that, everybody else is probably full of shit and you shouldn't listen to them. 624 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,280 Right? 625 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,560 Okay, well I'm gonna top you on that. 626 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:10,560 Okay. 627 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,480 Come on guys in Montrose, take advice from us. 628 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,480 Okay, that's different. 629 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,480 What are your best choice? 630 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:18,480 Yes. 631 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,560 We're here for you. 632 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:23,560 We are the official podcast of Montrose, Missouri. 633 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,160 So we're doing something right. 634 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,160 That's quite an honor. 635 00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:32,560 And we are the official podcast at Sea Land. 636 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:39,080 Yes, Sea Land that, that, that, we're growing, we're growing man, we're growing. 637 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,080 Sea Land is a sovereign nation of one person. 638 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:46,040 It's off the coast of England and this is no joke. 639 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,120 We are the official podcast of it. 640 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,120 And Rob's brother is... 641 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,760 Yeah, my brother is Count of that. 642 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:53,760 And Baron too. 643 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,520 Did he get his Baron? 644 00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:58,520 He's a Baron also, right? 645 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,520 Him and his wife now? 646 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,520 No, he did not make Baron. 647 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,080 He has not made Baron yet. 648 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,600 Oh, okay, but he's Count. 649 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:13,440 He's Lord and he went Count, which made his wife Countess on her birthday and that's why 650 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,440 she's happy. 651 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,440 But he's gonna... 652 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,440 Everybody's happy over this. 653 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,880 Okay, and he's trying to be Baron, isn't he? 654 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:23,320 Maybe, maybe, maybe, we'll see. 655 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,360 Okay, well, anyhow, next... 656 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:29,680 Dude, he's like, he's like, he's like nine toes around the world. 657 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,680 That's awesome. 658 00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:34,240 He's like, dude, I'm not bad. 659 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:35,240 Yeah. 660 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:40,160 Okay, so anyhow, okay, that's my advice. 661 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:45,360 Don't take advice unless it's from a trained professional and that's medical advice. 662 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,360 And that's what I got to say. 663 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:50,560 Everyone else is full of shit, but if your cardiologist has advice, take it. 664 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,160 Your endocrinologist has advice, take that. 665 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,120 Other than that, everyone's full of shit. 666 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,040 But our boys from Montrose... 667 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,040 They're different. 668 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,240 Yeah, man, one listened to us. 669 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,240 Yes. 670 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,240 We'll talk to you personally. 671 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,240 Yeah. 672 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:05,240 That's what we do. 673 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,240 We do our own personal thing. 674 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:12,600 Next one, Dush's could, could you maybe give a recap of the show on your Facebook page 675 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,280 and announce the show coming up? 676 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:18,920 It would be cool to get a notification that there is a new show dropped. 677 00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,240 John and Springdale, I assume, Arkansas. 678 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,240 Rob? 679 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,240 Okay, okay. 680 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:32,040 Well, and generally, they were in touch with the Facebook page, which is what I've been 681 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,240 waiting to hear. 682 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,160 Exactly. 683 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,160 I want to hear other people are reaching out. 684 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:42,760 Dude, I'm getting like five views a day. 685 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:43,760 That's cool. 686 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,760 And don't tell me who it is. 687 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,760 So I want to know what's reaching out. 688 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,760 Evidently, it is. 689 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:52,760 Yeah, yeah. 690 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:57,040 Also, we're up in the game on the Facebook page. 691 00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,640 Now that I know people, it's reaching people. 692 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:06,040 Yeah, well, do you think that you can maybe announce the show? 693 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,520 And I'm not the show. 694 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:11,640 I'll tell everybody good morning, seven days a week. 695 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,640 I don't care. 696 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:13,640 Okay. 697 00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:20,640 Now, okay, as far as I just want to know people can see the Facebook page. 698 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:21,640 Evidently they can. 699 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:28,120 Which, like I said, I think you have like five views a day every day. 700 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,120 That's cool. 701 00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,000 I just don't get me names. 702 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,880 So I don't know if they're all my friends list. 703 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,000 I don't know what, you know, the crew. 704 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000 The crew. 705 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,120 We have to know we have to reach it out. 706 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,120 The recap of the show. 707 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,120 And now we're getting emails. 708 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,120 Yeah, the recap of the show. 709 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,120 That's what I needed to know from you. 710 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,120 Yeah. 711 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,120 Okay. 712 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,120 We went over that. 713 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,120 The e-mail. 714 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,120 Is the Facebook page. 715 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:51,120 Okay. 716 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,120 All right. 717 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,120 Well, just go ahead and talk. 718 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:58,120 No, I'm just saying that's what I need to know from the assholes. 719 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:02,120 Is the Facebook out there? 720 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,120 Are they reaching it? 721 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,120 And this sounds like they are. 722 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,120 So that's what I need to know. 723 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,120 Let's keep it going. 724 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:14,120 Let's get it going, man. 725 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,120 Okay. 726 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:22,120 I heard Mark say that you all would be doing song parody soon. 727 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,120 Please, don't in my opinion. 728 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,120 It's cheesy and cheap. 729 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,120 We have the perfect one of talking skits. 730 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:30,120 Please don't change it. 731 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,120 Mitch and Richmond. 732 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:34,120 I think I agree with him, Rob. 733 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,120 Richman. 734 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,120 Yeah. 735 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,120 Thank you, Richmond. 736 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,120 Okay. 737 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:44,120 I thought I thought we could do parodies, but you know what? 738 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,120 I think Mitch is right. 739 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,120 I think parodies are cheap. 740 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,120 I just, you know what? 741 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:50,120 Not hot stuff. 742 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,120 Yeah. 743 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,120 I think I agree with him. 744 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,120 Let's keep doing what we do, man. 745 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,120 Let's stick to what we know. 746 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,120 Okay. 747 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,120 Next one. 748 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,120 Hey, guys. 749 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,120 This is Des Moines checking in. 750 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,120 Are we still your number one market? 751 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,120 Yes. 752 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,120 I looked at it today. 753 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,120 You're still our number one. 754 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,120 Love you guys. 755 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,120 Love Des Moines. 756 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:13,120 I and a few other people encourage the parrots that be at a local rock station here in Des 757 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:18,120 Moines to check you guys out and hopefully use you in some capacity. 758 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,120 One person is going to be in the car. 759 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:25,120 To check you guys out and hopefully use you in some capacity. 760 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:30,120 One person I'm close to that has ties to the station said he laughed the whole show, 761 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,120 but mentioned that you guys are a little too stumbly. 762 00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,120 Currently, I would agree. 763 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,120 And maybe kind of smooth the show out a bit. 764 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,120 I would agree again. 765 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,120 We're starting. 766 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:45,120 Me and Mark are less than a year into this. 767 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:49,120 May 29th will be my one year as Carlos. 768 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,120 Come on. 769 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,120 We're trying here. 770 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,120 We're trying. 771 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,120 He mentioned that radio spots are few and far between anymore. 772 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,120 Yeah, we know this. 773 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,120 Thanks guys. 774 00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,120 Ron and West Des Moines. 775 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,120 You know what? 776 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,120 Yeah, yeah. 777 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:12,120 Actually, I follow somebody out West Des Moines on Facebook, but it's not radio shit. 778 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:16,120 But yeah, she's a keep blonde man. 779 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,120 Well, okay. 780 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,120 Here's the deal. 781 00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,120 I don't necessarily like that. 782 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,120 Always the wife says, I mean, check her out. 783 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,120 Okay. 784 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,120 Facebook, Instagram, whatever. 785 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,120 Okay. 786 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,120 All right. 787 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,120 Well, here's the deal. 788 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:35,120 I don't care if we go to some radio and capacity, or we just keep doing it like this. 789 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:39,120 This is a fun pastime that we do. 790 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:44,120 And that's all I'm looking at it as if someone wants to look at us radio wise, fine. 791 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:50,120 But I really don't know if this type of a program would be suited for radio. 792 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,120 We kind of like our freedom anyhow. 793 00:37:52,120 --> 00:38:00,120 So yeah, yeah, either way, we could not get away with it with our cussing and everything 794 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,120 else. 795 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,120 We could not. 796 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:08,120 I could stop the cussing, but it's our content like Harry Asimou Olympics, you know, douche 797 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,120 flavors. 798 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,120 I don't know how we could. 799 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:16,120 I mean, how many radio stations are you going to talk about douche flavors? 800 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,120 Yeah. 801 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,120 Harry Asimou Olympics. 802 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,120 Ron, we appreciate you. 803 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:26,120 That's why I turned down our bid the other day. 804 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,120 Yeah. 805 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,120 My opinion and you agree. 806 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,120 Yeah. 807 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:33,120 Well, they want somebody stepping up to sponsors. 808 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,120 No, you want to take away us. 809 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,120 No, it happened. 810 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,120 No, they want, yeah, they want all of our content to be theirs. 811 00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:42,120 I'm like, no way. 812 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,120 No, thank you. 813 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,120 They don't us. 814 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,120 So anyhow, yeah, that's off the table. 815 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,120 Okay. 816 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:48,120 Everybody wants us. 817 00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,120 He got us. 818 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,120 Ron. 819 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,120 Ron and West Des Moines. 820 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,120 Ron and West Des Moines. 821 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,120 Okay, here's the deal. 822 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,120 Okay. 823 00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:01,120 Thank you for turning it into the radio station there, whoever they are. 824 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:05,120 But I guarantee you they're not going to be giving us a call because they know and we 825 00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:12,120 know that there's no way that our content could be on an FCC guided radio. 826 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,120 Yeah. 827 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,120 There's no way. 828 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,120 But thank you, Ron. 829 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,120 We appreciate you taking us out on that level. 830 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,120 I like the word shit too much. 831 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,120 You know, yep. 832 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,120 Okay, next one. 833 00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:29,120 Hey, Dushes, I think I have a chicory tree in my backyard facing the power plant. 834 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:34,120 I'm going to grind some of that bark up and use it for coffee when you guys come down. 835 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,120 Hey, Jason, Montrose, this is Montrose. 836 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,120 Now don't be fussing. 837 00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,120 It ain't a problem at all. 838 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:47,120 I also am looking for a Cougar pattern steering wheel cover for my 79 Ford Ranchero. 839 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,120 Oh, fuck. 840 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:54,120 I'm going to have to go to Kansas for that shit, dude. 841 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:57,120 That would be the last time those cars are here. 842 00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,120 I'm going to write these down. 843 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,120 Okay, write it down. 844 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,120 Okay, what? 845 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:10,120 Pattern steering wheel cover for a 79 Ford Ranchero. 846 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:15,120 Cougar steering wheel. 847 00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,120 Cover. 848 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:21,120 Okay, I'm not calling that on this. 849 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,120 Okay, that would be the last year the cars were built. 850 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:32,120 Could you maybe cover for a 79 Ford Ranchero? 851 00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:36,120 That was the one that looked like an El Camino. 852 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:39,120 Okay, well, it's like, it's good work. 853 00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:40,120 It's good work. 854 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:45,120 Okay, could you maybe get those pukes in Taiwan to actually do something? 855 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,120 Jeffy and Montrose. 856 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,120 No, man. 857 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,120 Jeffy and Montrose. 858 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,120 Yeah, and they're still picking it. 859 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,120 They're still picking it, Ty. 860 00:40:56,120 --> 00:41:01,120 Jeffy, I may have to go over to fucking Kansas for this. 861 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:07,120 I don't think Jeffy cares as long as he gets his steering wheel cover. 862 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,120 And then finally... 863 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:15,120 No, no, he wants a Cougar steering wheel cover for a Ford Ranchero. 864 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,120 Yeah. 865 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:17,120 Come on, dude. 866 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:18,120 Hey. 867 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,120 Okay, I'll do my best. 868 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:27,120 Since you've volunteered for the Cougar Bill and all that, I mean the Vega and all that, 869 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:33,120 I mean, you know, he's thinking you're probably just in the business of getting people car parts, I think. 870 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,120 Oh, by the way. 871 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,120 Yeah. 872 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:41,120 I found the Vega Fender. 873 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,120 Oh, okay, there you go. 874 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,120 I've been in contact with him. 875 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,120 Was that, was that ready? 876 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,120 The Vega Fender is done. 877 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,120 They got it. 878 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,120 Okay, they got it. 879 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,120 I'm breaking through to Taiwan. 880 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,120 Okay. 881 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,120 Yeah. 882 00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,120 We're working on it. 883 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,120 It said, could you get those... 884 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:04,120 They said, if it was me, they bound down, they let him have it. 885 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,120 The email did say... 886 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:10,120 Yeah, the Vega, yeah, the Vega Fender is, it's a done deal. 887 00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,120 Could you maybe get those pukes in Taiwan? 888 00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,120 You're welcome, guys. 889 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,120 You're welcome. 890 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,120 You what? 891 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:22,120 Oh, no, I forgot. 892 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:27,120 Can't I, what? 893 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,120 Montrose felt the earthquake too. 894 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:36,120 It took the barrel we burned trash in and flipped it clean on its side. 895 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:40,120 Scared all the squirrels so bad they left for Butler. 896 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:43,120 No more tasty squirrel jerky for us. 897 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,120 Larry and Montrose. 898 00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,120 They felt the earthquake too. 899 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:51,120 Okay, okay, Montrose guys. 900 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,120 Come up to the light. 901 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:58,120 You'll have all the squirrels you need to get to me. 902 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,120 Just saying. 903 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,120 All right, we're going to take our last break. 904 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:07,120 If you can't get them there, Montrose, if you can't get your squirrels and Montrose, 905 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,120 come to light those arts. 906 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:15,120 I'll make sure you get them. 907 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:18,120 And now, deep thoughts with Mark. 908 00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:27,120 Whenever I mow my lawn, then I look back at the front yard and there's always a couple 909 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,120 of blades sticking up. 910 00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:33,120 Are those the blades of grass that were smart enough to duck? 911 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:37,120 Hmm, I may never know. 912 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:42,120 Oh, shit. 913 00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,120 What's that over there? 914 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:45,120 Oh, no. 915 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:51,120 It's an island of horrible jokes. 916 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:56,120 That wooden shoe in my toilet. 917 00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:06,120 I guess it was clogged. 918 00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,120 Have you ever wondered where something came from? 919 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,120 Have you ever looked at something and said, 920 00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:15,120 you wonder what the origin of that is? 921 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:19,120 So, that's why we give you the Origin of. 922 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,120 This is the story of Dr. Pepper. 923 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,120 Originally made in Morrison's old corner drugstore in Wakeup, Texas, 924 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:30,120 the drink's unique flavor was a hit when it was first sold in 1885. 925 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,120 Wade Morrison, the drugstore owner, named it Dr. Pepper. 926 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:39,120 After Dr. Charles Pepper, a Virginia doctor who the father of a girl, Morrison, 927 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,120 he was once in love with. 928 00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:46,120 You can still go to the Dr. Pepper Museum and still purchase the original formula 929 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:50,120 with pure artesian well water and pure cane sugar. 930 00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:54,120 It's quite a treat if you're into Dr. Pepper. 931 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,120 Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, 932 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,120 wait five minutes and scream, 933 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:05,120 Hey, there's no toilet paper in here! 934 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:09,120 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper, 935 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:13,120 it's strange insults from an alien, real hilarity. 936 00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:19,120 If you were a spice, you would be flour. 937 00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:31,120 Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper, 938 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:36,120 it's strange insults from an alien, real hilarity. 939 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:40,120 May, your five-year-old neighbor have all their violin lessons 940 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,120 during all of your hangovers. 941 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,120 Alright, Lincoln, Nebraska. 942 00:45:55,120 --> 00:46:01,120 The Nebraska woman allegedly found a lucrative quirk in a gas station pump, 943 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,120 double-swiped the rewards card and get free gas. 944 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:07,120 Unfortunately for her, you can't do that. 945 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:12,120 Prosecutors said that the 45-year-old woman was arrested March 6 946 00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:20,120 and faces felony theft charges accusing her of a crime that cost the gas stations nearly $28,000. 947 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:25,120 Prosecutors say that the woman explained the system over a period of several months. 948 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:31,120 Police learned the problem in October when the lost prevention manager 949 00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:39,120 at Rossellman Enterprises reported that the company's pump and pantry in Lincoln had been scammed. 950 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:44,120 Fuel pumps at the station received a software update on November 2022 951 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:47,120 that managed, among other things, reward cards. 952 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:52,120 But the company was unaware of a glitch that allowed anyone swiping a rewards card 953 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:56,120 to put gas pump into demonstration mode. 954 00:46:56,120 --> 00:47:00,120 In demo mode, the user could pump gas at no cost. 955 00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:05,120 A probable cause statement from prosecutors said the lost prevention manager 956 00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:12,120 determined that one particular card had been used repeatedly to obtain free gas. 957 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:18,120 Police were able to trace the card to the suspect and video surveillance showed the woman pumping gas 958 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:27,120 on multiple occasions from November 22, 2022 to June 1 when the glitch was fixed, the statement said. 959 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:31,120 Authorities believe the woman was not only used to scam to get free gas, 960 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:36,120 but that she also allowed another woman to use her card for a fee. 961 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:40,120 The probable cause statement said the other woman told police 962 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:43,120 that she paid to use the card for discontinued fuel. 963 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:50,120 Authorities believe the woman was paid $500 for gas purchases 964 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,120 that should have cost her about $700. 965 00:47:53,120 --> 00:48:01,120 All told, the card was used 510 times and more than 7,400 gallons of gas were pumped for free. 966 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:07,120 The probable cause statement said the suspect is free on bond 967 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,120 and has a court hearing April 11. 968 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:14,120 So, there you go. 969 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:23,120 Mark here, yes this program was cut short and trust me, you don't want to hear it. 970 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:30,120 Coming up, the last from the past. 971 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:34,120 This is where we take old shows and incorporate them into new shows. 972 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:38,120 Because you fucks refuse to go get it. 973 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:44,120 The bullweevil clap. Read up on that sometime. 974 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:51,120 The bullweevil clap is this old guy that I knew that was in Vietnam. 975 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:56,120 I probably should say, well you know what, you can take this part out of here if you like it. 976 00:48:56,120 --> 00:49:00,120 And we could put it somewhere, but this old guy that I knew down the road from me, 977 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:08,120 there was a Vietnam, he told me that one day, him and a couple of guys got a day off from the war. 978 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:12,120 So, they went into the nearest town to go look for some hookers. 979 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:15,120 If we're going to die, we're going to get laid. 980 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:28,120 So, they go in there and I guess the Viet Cong loaded the prostitutes full of stuff called the bullweevil clap. 981 00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,120 Yeah, oh it is. 982 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:36,120 So anyhow, he said they all went and did what they needed to do. 983 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:39,120 They thought they were all going to die, so they went and got laid. 984 00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:44,120 And the next day, when a guy comes in, he goes, oh my god, I hurt so bad. 985 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:47,120 I'm like, look at dick, it hurts like hell. 986 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:52,120 My stomach hurts, I think I'm going to die. What do they do with those damn hookers? 987 00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:59,120 So anyhow, and he started hurting really bad, he said it hurts so bad you could hardly breathe, you could fill it in your dick shaft. 988 00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,120 It hurts so bad. 989 00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:08,120 So they all go in and I guess it's like a horrible infection and if you don't get it treated, it will kill you. 990 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:12,120 Like, you know, go up your scrotum and eat your pasta bowls. 991 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:21,120 And anyhow, the only cure back then was, is they had to take this glass rod, shove it in the end of your penis, 992 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:25,120 and mash it with a rubber mallet. 993 00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:30,120 And then they have to physically squeeze all the infection out of your penis. 994 00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,120 I've heard of this. 995 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:41,120 Yes, and this took like four hours of mashing this rod and then squeezing all the infection out, 996 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,120 because if they don't get all the infection out right then. 997 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,120 This fliers right back up. 998 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,120 Yes. 999 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,120 Seals your pee-pee shut. 1000 00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:47,120 Yes. 1001 00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:52,120 Yeah, that was the old joke of, you know, if you catch a VD, your dick's going to turn black and fall off, 1002 00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,120 but there are actually STDs. 1003 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,120 That was worst case scenario. 1004 00:50:56,120 --> 00:51:01,120 Yeah, it actually will turn black and fall off because the tissue will die. 1005 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:07,120 Yeah, it's kind of like a grand, again, green type of deal, you know, or something like that. 1006 00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:13,120 So anyhow, yeah, he said after that, he said, no more hookers. 1007 00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:17,120 So.