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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's Two Douchebags and a Microphone Podcast.

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And now it's time for the Daily Douchebag Pledge.

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We are Two Douchebags and a Microphone.

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As charming as a leaky sewer pipe.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Hmm, why is it your brain can remember that you forgot something, but can't remember what it is you forgot?

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Hmm, yeah, that's what I'd love to do.

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Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors, and horrible pranks.

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What the fuck is wrong with these guys?

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Have you ever wondered where something came from?

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Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is?

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Well, so have we. That's why we give you The Origin Of.

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How about origin of cruise ships? The first cruise ship built solely for the purpose of leisure was produced by Albert Ballin of the German Hamburg American Line Company.

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Ballin spearheaded the development of shipping company's cruise offerings, culminating in the construction of the cruise ship, Prentissin Victoria Louisa.

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A constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

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You're as useful as a kindling with fuzz.

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Two douchebags and a microphone, I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Alright, Rob, did you have really nice weather there today like we did?

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Oh yeah, it was nice. It was nice and warm. It was a little breezy. But most of my day was on the road anyway.

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Okay. Well, did you get any bad weather at all with that cold front that came by that wreaked havoc in Ohio and Indiana?

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And even around here with the Gurela Hail is what they call it. Gurela Hail, I guess, evidently is a newer term.

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The first person I see use it, I believe, is Reed Timmerman. He's a meteorologist that's online.

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And he's a storm chaser. And that day that we did the podcast, I had mentioned that we're under a tornado watch and Dodge said he had bad weather.

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Hi Opal.

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Yeah, hi grandma. Hi Jimmy.

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Hi Jimmy. Anyhow, he started using the word Gurela Hail. And this hail was just like, evidently, it's just like so rogue, it can like go to softball size in no time, go back down to golf ball size.

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You know, it's a crazy deal. It's like an intense storm that intensifies suddenly and just starts throwing out these large amount of hail and then maybe pulsate and get smaller.

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And I guess Kansas City, Kansas and areas over on that side of the state line up to the north really got hit hard.

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People's windshields are out, roofs are damaged or roofs are destroyed. And they had Gurela Hail there and the biggest that they had was tennis size ball.

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So, anyhow, but you never did get any of the storms really?

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No, I mean we had a little bit of rain the next morning.

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We did too. That's what we had here. We got some claps of thunder, probably about a tenth of a train.

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Yeah, a little bit of lightning and then it was done. We did not see much out of that.

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We didn't either north, north saw it all and that is like north of the river got it all. And anybody south of the river is pretty much shit out of luck.

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So, well I mean no, no, no, actually we were in luck because we didn't get the bad weather accompanying the rain.

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So I don't need my roof gone, I don't need my windshield out, so we lucked out on that. So, anyhow.

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Yeah, you need to save on your insurance premiums.

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Yeah, so everybody that is affected by that, yeah that sucks and sorry and I hope you all had insurance that will pay for it.

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Another little side note, a couple of days ago.

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We had an earthquake.

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I was just going to throw out there that how I made my living in my teens and twenties and thirties was doing insurance claims on houses.

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Oh, okay I didn't know that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, rebuilding after storm damage and fire damage and water damage.

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Oh, you were doing restoration?

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Oh, I didn't know that, man that is a good thing to know.

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Yeah, I did that for years, man.

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Wow, you ever think about starting your own business? There is so much work in that.

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No, no, it is too much overhead.

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I know you know that is why.

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I would be better off going to work for another company, but you and I have talked about that.

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I am to the age, I am getting over the hard labor end of it.

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Well, no, I am talking about you being like a foreman or a production manager or something of that sort.

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Yeah, yeah, I could possibly do that if I wanted, maybe.

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Okay, and also along the lines of weather and natural disasters and all that,

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we had a 3.5 earthquake just north of KCI two days ago.

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Really? How did you not hear about that?

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Everybody felt the damn thing but me. Everyone else was like, oh yeah.

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I am like, what the hell? I felt nothing.

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Oh, of course everybody feels it.

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You know what, you are probably right.

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As a matter of fact, I almost bet there were four types of butlers that said they felt it.

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I felt it down here.

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You are right, probably. Or maybe even Montrose.

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If it is in the news, they felt it.

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Montrose felt it.

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Yeah, Montrose, oh yeah, they probably thought the power plant was coming down.

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Yeah, coincidentally we have emails, but we probably won't get to them this podcast.

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I think we have a lot going on, but if we do, we do. So anyhow.

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Yeah, yeah, well they have more to say like they always do.

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They have been really good about sending me something once a week.

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They kind of caught on to the whole gist of the program there.

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It is like, okay, don't leave us hanging. Just throw us one every week and we will get to it.

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And they know it.

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Every time, let's see, who is it now? Is it Jeffy now? Or I forgot. They use different names.

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It is pretty much the whole town.

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Pretty much every one of them.

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Well, there goes my readers.

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Ah, great way to start the program.

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Uh oh, I got a spare pair here if you need them.

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I got it. I got them. I picked them out.

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All mine, I don't know where they are at. I bought like ten of them.

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Two and a half hours away.

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At least I offered, man.

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Yeah, no, no, no, thank you. I appreciate that.

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Yeah, out of all my ten readers, I bought this as the last one that remained.

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And the only reason I still have it is because I will not take it off my desk in here.

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If I took it anywhere else, it would disappear, guaranteed.

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So, and that's nobody but me. I'm the one doing it. Val isn't playing tricks on me.

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No, it's all me. I'm the one looking at them. I'm responsible.

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I believe you.

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Okay, thank you.

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Good saying, I believe you.

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That's fine, Rob.

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Okay, we're going to start off with some football again. I mean, why stop now, right?

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Oh my God, my first story up is football. How do we do this?

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Well, I mean, it's on our minds. We're, you know, I used to be...

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We are true football fans.

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Yes, I used to not be so nerdy. I'd be like, oh well, the draft's a draft and who cares?

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But now I'm looking at all these young receivers and everything and I'm like, wow, you know,

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I'm like actually gauging them who I think would fit with our team the best.

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Look at their speed, their stat time. This is the stuff that I swore I would never become.

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I'm like, oh, I ain't going to get that far into it. I'm just going to be the spectacle fan.

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I'm just going to be the guy watching the games and I ain't going any further.

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Now I'm nerding out and it pisses me off.

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No, I personally have always been a football fan. Now when I was younger in my teenage years,

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yes, I was a baseball fan.

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Me too, but they sucked.

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Until 1986. 1985, Kansas City Royals won the World Series.

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And they came out in 1986 and took like last place in our division.

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How do you do that? How the hell do you do that? So I got burned out on baseball.

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Everybody that played phenomenally the year before played like shit that year.

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That's how you do it. I couldn't believe it. Everybody was playing like shit.

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About the only guy that played okay was George Brett and maybe Brett Saberhagen

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might have been playing good too.

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And they were able to end their career.

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Yeah, the next year we shipped off Saberhagen to the Mets I believe for a trade.

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Yeah, something like that.

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Got a couple of tomato cans and a kick in the ass for them.

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Okay, former Baltimore Ravens and Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Marquise Hollywood Brown

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is expected to sign a one year deal worth up to $11 million with the Kansas City Chiefs.

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Sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter on Thursday night.

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Well they sent, since I printed out this article, they have signed him.

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I was going to let you get further into it, but I was going to let you know my son

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that faked me just a while ago, he has signed.

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Yes, which is a great move. Because this is, he's younger than Scantling was.

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He can catch the ball, he's faster than Scantling.

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And I think it's a great up. I think this guy's high point is considerably higher than Scantling was.

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And that's why they chose to not rehire Scantling and to go with the Hollywood Brown.

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This move gives quarterback Patrick Mahomes the upgrade at wide receiver.

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And the team had been searching for it since the Super Bowl.

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And you know, I mean, yeah, their defense is probably going to be good enough again to repeat next year.

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But why go through all that shit? I mean, if you can grade up on your receivers and Mahomes,

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I mean, you know, we don't want to do home games anymore, you know, or away games anymore.

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We want to keep it going through arrowhead.

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But although I mean, it didn't matter, they still rolled up. They rolled everybody.

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The Chiefs beat the San Francisco 49ers for their second straight Lombardi Trophy last month,

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despite one of the least productive wide receiver groups in NFL.

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Rookie Rashi Rice, 79 catches, 938 yards, seven touchdowns, developed into a strong option in the passing game.

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Yes, he has. But the Chiefs otherwise were left to rely on journeymen and stop gaps as they closed on another title.

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Mahomes completed 77 percent of his passes with six passing touchdowns and no interceptions when targeting Rice.

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That number dropped to 57 percent when targeting any other wide receiver,

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as well as more interceptions, nine than touchdowns, six.

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You hear that? Probably the greatest player ever.

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Nine interceptions and six touchdowns and 57 percent passing percentage.

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That tells you how bad they were.

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The drop rate of all the other receivers outside of Rice was well over three times as high,

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three percent to ten percent, as the Chiefs dropped more passes than any other team last season.

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So that picture right there tells a complete story, doesn't it?

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And then for others going on, Derek Noddy signed a one-year deal with the Chiefs,

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and Jimmy Garoppolo, the guy we beat in the first Super Bowl that we played in, has signed with the L.A. Rams.

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But I also think he's going to be a backup, obviously.

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So I think he doesn't care.

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I think he's like, you know what, I'm in the NFL making great money,

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so I just get to hang out in sunny California and not fucking worry about it, right?

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All right, Rob, you got something you want to go into?

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Yeah, yeah, I'm going to go into football and myself.

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Former Los Angeles...not Los Angeles, I am sorry, Las Vegas Raiders.

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Head coach John Green has returned to the gridiron.

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I could throw away my story now. That was the next one I was going into. Go ahead.

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Go ahead.

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Well, sort of.

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On Wednesday it was announced that Gruden is joining the Milano Seamen of the European League of Football.

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The franchise is well known for being five-time Italian Bowl champions.

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Gruden is taking on an advisor with the Seamen.

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We're excited to announce that American football legend John Gruden will work with us as advisor.

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The team said Gruden won in 2002 Super Bowl with Tampa Bay.

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Gruden will help us to improve our organization in every aspect.

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He already started to work with our coaching staff.

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Yep. Wow. You know...

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Well, evidently they didn't watch him with the Raiders.

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Yeah, 2002 Super Bowl. That was...

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I agree with 100%.

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...21, 22 years ago.

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He lost his edge, I agree. I don't think he identifies with the younger players very well.

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Besides some of the comments that he said may not sit well with some of the players.

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And also, look, everything all aside, what he said and all that stuff was not cool.

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Not at all. Not to offend him at all.

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No, no, no it was not.

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He did get railroaded. There was a lot of people that had that kind of language before and have done stuff that could throw them in the same boat.

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And he didn't rat him. He did not rat him out.

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I mean, they made Dan Snyder give up his team.

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But he did kind of get the shaft.

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Because the reason is, is other people that are guilty of the same thing are still in the NFL.

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And that's what I'm going by right there.

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No, no, you're right. You're right.

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That's probably why he's in the European League now.

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It is. He's got nothing else to do because he's pretty much been...

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He's got to get out of the NFL for a while.

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Yeah, he got whatever... I forgot what they call it.

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Anyhow, yeah, he is pretty much gone from the NFL and that's what he's doing now.

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So you know what? He may not mind living in Europe anyhow. So who knows?

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So alright, Johnny boy. Good luck to you.

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I've got an interesting little story here, Rob, that I cracked up when I read it.

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Okay. Man's last meal on death row was literally his last breath.

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Clark Fronsetta was scheduled to be executed on March 1st.

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Clark has ordered his last meal, which included a Whataburger, double cheese,

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with fried green beans from his favorite bar and grill, and he wanted a vegetable medley with the food.

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The vegetable medley contained peanuts and Clark had no idea he was definitely allergic to said peanuts.

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It was two spoons in when he went into anaphylactic shock and passed it away.

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Turns out no one had an EpiPen in the whole building.

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Oh my God! A whole building full of people and nobody asked for an EpiPen.

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Yeah, and they know they're going to...he was getting ready to be executed in a couple hours, right?

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And he had his last meal and nobody had an EpiPen anywhere around.

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So they didn't get to execute him. I'll go on here.

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The paramedics were not there yet because he was scheduled to be put to death in two hours later.

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I get it. I get it.

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Some people have a theory that he knew that he was death-like allergic and would go into anaphylactic shock,

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and he did it on purpose. He was trying to die before they could do it.

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But, I mean, how are you going to prove something like that, you know?

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Yeah, the guy's dead.

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I don't believe that he did that, and here's why.

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The allergic to peanuts would be in his record, right?

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Right, right. Yes.

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It would be, even in prison. I know that, but if I...

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...took my brother working for a prison.

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So I don't believe that for one minute. I think the people that are saying that are reaching and trying to make something out of it.

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No, I think the dumbass liked the salad or heard it was good from somewhere,

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or maybe possibly ordered the wrong salad and had no idea it had peanuts in it.

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And also, another thing is, you know, wouldn't he have seen...

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I mean, you know what? I don't know. Maybe they are right. Maybe he saw the peanuts and decided to go on his own.

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You know, you think he would see the peanuts, right?

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Yeah, you never know. Yeah, but you would think he would know.

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Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. No, he didn't know.

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He didn't know he was allergic to them. That's why he ate the peanuts.

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Oh. Okay, that's right. Okay.

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Pretty interesting. Yeah.

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So anyhow, whatever you call it, natural selection...

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Can you call that karma?

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Karma, yes. There was a lot more to the article. I believe he was scheduled to be put to death in Indiana, maybe.

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Anyhow, I just kind of took a little bit of it because I didn't want to go on and on about the logistics and what he'd done.

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But what he'd done was like, he flipped out and like killed his wife and his kids and then somebody that was knocking on the door and heard the screams and anyhow.

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So the guy definitely deserved what he was getting. He was a stone cold killer and he killed like four or five people, including his close family members.

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So he deserved the death penalty in my opinion, but they didn't get to him because the peanuts got him instead.

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Honestly, it was probably an easier way out.

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Yes, let's give the peanuts a round of applause.

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Compared to what he was about to get.

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Absolutely. Let's give the peanuts a round of applause, Rob.

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Yes. Good job, peanuts. Yay.

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They saved us, I don't know, whatever gas or lethal injection or whatever they do. If it was Indiana, I don't know. Anyhow.

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Let's take our... Save the state money.

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Yeah, yeah. So yeah. So thank you. Thank you, dumbass, for going out on your own accord, even though you probably didn't know it.

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Alrighty, we will be right back in a couple of minutes with more.

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What do you call a bundle of hay in church? Christian Bail.

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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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This just in, Rob. We've got a nipple tweak, nut flick and an ear tug.

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That sound good?

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Yes.

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Oh cool, I have my people ready.

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I have my people ready too, they're right here, itching to go.

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Okay, this is what it is in case someone has not heard the segments where we've done it before.

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This is playful, not meaning to hurt anybody, just playing around.

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To someone you want to do it to just to see their reaction basically, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you walk up and yank them.

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Kind of.

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Okay, well alright, maybe Rob has some.

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As long as it's not malicious.

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Yes, yeah. So like.

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Why are they starting something just not malicious?

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Yeah, yeah, it depends on how the people take it and if they know you or not.

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None of these people know me so they may not like it.

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So, alright. First off, my nipple tweak is Al Michaels.

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I want to get those old saggy breasts of his and just.

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Just see the look on his face after I do it.

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Call me nuts, whatever. It sounds fun, doesn't it Rob?

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Wait till you hear mine.

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Okay. The nut flick. Now I got to do this and run.

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The nut flick is Henry Rollins.

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Oh!

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Now he might go berserk and like beat the shit out of me.

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Yeah, he'll probably freak out on me.

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So, you know what? I'll do it when we're doing our invisible ass paddling.

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That way you can't see me.

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There we go. Okay. Henry Rollins will get an invisible nut flick.

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No ass paddling, ends are bad.

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That's a good one man. That is a good one.

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And then the ear tug, Dana Carvey because he's probably lonely.

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You mean the nipple yank?

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Is that what I had left? No, the nipple tweak.

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You said it. Alright, I thought you just said ear tug.

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Ear tug is Dana Carvey.

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Wait a minute, what did you have? I'm sorry.

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Well, we were doing nut flick, ass bite, nipple yank.

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Oh, ass bite, I'm sorry, I wrote ear tug.

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Ass bite, Dana Carvey. That's what it's always been.

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I know, I'm sorry. Okay, the ass bite is Dana Carvey because he's probably lonely.

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Thank you Rob.

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No, you're cool, you're cool. I understand that. I understand Dana Carvey being on that.

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Yeah, and I don't know why I wrote down ear tug.

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And anyhow, I just got done saying it three times until I caught what you were saying.

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So anyhow, Rob, it goes to you because I'm obviously not capable of carrying this thing out, I guess.

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Okay.

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Okay, my first one, the nut flick.

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My nut flick goes to Elon Musk.

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Oh, good choice, good choice.

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No, no, no, listen, see, I was listening to Bubba Love Spoons the other day and I got this idea.

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Were you getting into the show now?

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A little bit, but I had this idea.

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Okay.

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You know how Elon Musk and Zeph were going to have that fight?

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Yes.

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But it never happened.

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Nope.

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Well, I was thinking if I could flick Elon Musk in the nuts, it may bring him up and up the fight.

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And with me being a new celebrity because of this show, we could have our own expedition match.

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Oh, yeah.

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Elon Musk versus Rob Ratt.

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Oh, yeah. I love it.

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Let's see if Elon can fight. I'll flick him in the nuts. I just want to know if he can fight.

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Yeah, you know what, that's a great way to find out.

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Right there, it's not malicious.

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No, but you got to defend your nuts.

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He just brought our attention when he was talking to Mark Zuckerberg about fighting him.

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I want to find out.

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Didn't that make him look horrible?

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No, it doesn't look pussy. That's why I'm willing to do it.

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Yeah, all right. Good. He deserves one.

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Okay, I ask by Mark Ruffalo.

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You might get a mouthful in here.

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No, do you know why? Do you see why I'm going here?

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No, why? I think I think him for the last part because he is one of my contestants on my area.

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Yeah, I want to know what kind of competition he really is.

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Oh, okay.

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Give me a chance to get sneaky.

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Dude, that was a sneaky little way to find it out.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I respect that greatly. Good job.

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Good detective sleuth work. You're awesome.

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Okay, am I a nipple, Jerry? Come on, man.

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Okay.

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Miss Daisy Duke, Katherine Bach. Just saying.

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You know what?

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Leaving that one right there.

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Okay, we'll just put it for no apparent reason. There we go. How's it?

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Yeah, no apparent reason.

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No apparent reason. That's why. So anyhow.

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All right, I believe we have another Harry asshole Olympics battle coming up.

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Yes, we do.

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Let me explain to this for people who don't realize what's about ready to happen.

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Rob and I devised this, what would you say, maybe three quarters of a year ago maybe?

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No, my first episode was May 29th of last year.

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Okay, okay. So it was really close to the inception of this program.

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It's always been called two douchebags and microphone, but Rob joined me, when was it? Last year?

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May 29th.

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May 29th.

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As co-host, I was making call-ins before that.

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We have quite a few episodes of you being a call-in.

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We used to have Rob call in because we used to do our show on Saturdays a lot.

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That's when I had Saturdays off and we used to go from the city market and Rob would call in.

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Antofor was there. I would talk to Mark Antofor.

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Yeah, yeah. But this inception of the program is Rob and I.

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And so it wasn't long after the inception we came up with this idea and we're very proud of it.

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This is simply putting off two people that are famous, whether they're musicians, rock stars, wrestlers, football players, whatever.

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They could be villains, I don't know, whatever.

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We are trying to pick who we think would have the hairiest asshole and we have them battle it off.

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I'll take my guy, who I pick, we pick ten guys each segment and then we'll pit them against each other in one musician or band.

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So Rob has got the winners of the last one and we're going to pit them against each other and see who's going to come out in the finals or the semi-finals.

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Okay, I have a question for you Mark.

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Yes.

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Do you have, we agreed on our last one which was a while back.

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Yes.

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Do you have your wild card ready? We were both going to bring in our wild cards.

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Yes I do. I've got the wild card right here itching to throw them in.

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Mine's ready too.

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Okay. Are we doing it first or are we doing the wild card last?

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Wild card will be last.

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Okay, alrighty. Let's throw the first contestants out Rob.

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Okay, first up, your Duluth trading guy.

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If anyone doesn't know what that is, that's a cartoon guy that keeps putting his pants in a vice, his underwear in a vice and all that for Duluth Trading Company.

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Who is badass for this competition.

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Yes he is. He's a very hairy lumberjack looking guy. So I imagine his ass hairs are crazy.

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Okay and he is against?

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Versus Mark Ruffalo.

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Oh.

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Well you tell me, you're the one that bit Mark Ruffalo's ass.

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No, that's the thing, I haven't yet.

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Oh you haven't yet?

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No, no, he'd eat, yeah, that's if we could.

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Yeah, okay.

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Well, honestly?

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Yeah go ahead.

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I'm going to go with Mr. Duluth.

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Okay, cool. That sounds reasonable, because he is crazy hairy.

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That guy is a lumberjack. Holy shit dude. I've been watching a lot of ass men.

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Oh yeah, they are.

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They really are.

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Yes, yes they are.

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Okay, alright, so we have the Duluth Trading guy beating Mark Ruffalo.

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Yep.

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Okay.

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Next up, you're Chris Stapleton versus Bill Winkle.

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Oh, well Bill Winkle obviously has a lot of hair because he is a moose, right?

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He's a moose, shit's in the woods.

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Yeah, I love it.

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Okay, I'm sure Chris Stapleton comes close.

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Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and go with Bill Winkle because we can prove his hair.

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But we can't really prove Chris Stapleton as strong as a candidate as he is.

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Maybe I can use my save card and maybe I will.

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But as of right now, I think...

443
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Your choice, I'm going to use my save.

444
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Okay, Bill Winkle wins and I'm going to put my save card in for Chris Stapleton.

445
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
You want to save him?

446
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
I want to save him.

447
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Okay, I wrote him down and saved.

448
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000
Okay.

449
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Okay, and last.

450
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Yes.

451
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:51,000
You're David Letterman after his show.

452
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000
Yes.

453
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,000
Versus Zach Galifianakis.

454
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Oh.

455
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Wow.

456
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:09,000
That is a tough one because if anyone has seen David Letterman as of right now in the last 10 years, he is hairy all over the place.

457
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000
But I'm going to go with Zach and here's why.

458
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:19,000
As you get older, as Topher pointed out, you lose ass hairs and hairs on your back and all that stuff.

459
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
So, David Letterman is kind of...

460
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000
I'm starting to find that out, honestly.

461
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Yep, same here.

462
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:30,000
So, because you lose hair as you get older, I'm going to have to go with Zach G.

463
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,000
Not...yeah.

464
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
Okay, I'll give you that one.

465
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
Okay.

466
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000
I mean, David is a strong competitor on that.

467
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
But like you said, the age.

468
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000
Yes.

469
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:55,000
Other than that, I think I would have picked David Letterman just because he's got such a strong...he's got a better beard game than Zach G does.

470
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000
Yeah, he just went all wild after the show.

471
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Yeah, he went berserk.

472
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,000
I mean, he's got hair everywhere.

473
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000
He's got hair on his fucking eyeballs.

474
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000
It's crazy.

475
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,000
So, okay, there we go.

476
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,000
How about if we both flip out our wild card now?

477
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,000
I'm ready.

478
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Okay, I'm ready. Rob, go ahead.

479
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:29,000
I came up with him, the other guys. We were talking about him on the show. I wrote it down as we were talking.

480
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Oh, no. I know who it is because I got the same guy. Go ahead.

481
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Mr. Willie Nelson.

482
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Oh, no, no, it's not the same guy. Okay.

483
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Mr. Willie Nelson. No, we were talking about him.

484
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:47,000
We were talking about him because he's going to be in concert here.

485
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:58,000
It was my story about how he was going downhill and how he's always sitting on a stool during the concert.

486
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:05,000
And when we were talking about that, I'm thinking, dude, perfect for hairy ass.

487
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
He is. I can't believe he wasn't that...

488
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Mr. Willie Nelson, the hippie, the... yeah. And now he doesn't have a sit there. Perfect.

489
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:20,000
Awesome. Okay, mine is Sasquatch. That's right, Bigfoot.

490
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Oh, dude.

491
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000
Oh, yeah.

492
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000
I got to go with Sasquatch and here's why.

493
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Willie Nelson's old. He probably lost a lot of his ass hairs.

494
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,000
We can prove Sasquatch has hairy asshole.

495
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,000
So I'm going to go with Sasquatch just because.

496
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,000
Come on, man. Sasquatch has hairy ass.

497
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,000
Now you know why I've been just chopping the fucking...

498
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Oh, no, he's like Bull Eagle.

499
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Yes. Yes.

500
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. Bigfoot gets it.

501
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Now you know why I couldn't wait to fucking get to him.

502
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,000
I was like, man, I'm going to kick Rob's ass with this guy.

503
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:14,000
Dude, this is our fourth season. All four seasons I've been wanting to pull that way out, but I haven't.

504
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,000
All right. So who do we have left here?

505
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
Oh, that's awesome. That was awesome.

506
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Okay. Who do we have left here?

507
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000
That's it. That's it.

508
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000
That's it. No, I mean the winners.

509
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Your remainers. Duluth the trading guy and Sasquatch.

510
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,000
Uh-huh.

511
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,000
Again, Bull Eagle and Zach Galifianakis.

512
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000
And one save, Chris Stapleton.

513
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're safe.

514
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Yeah, but he comes back on the next one. So he's out on this one because he lost.

515
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:53,000
But I saved him and he'll come back the next episode.

516
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,000
We may have a three-man rumble.

517
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Oh, all right. We'll have the two pitted off and then we'll take the winner.

518
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Because of the numbers. Because of the numbers.

519
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000
We can do that. I actually think that's pretty cool.

520
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,000
We'll have like a three-man rumble and a cage match. None of them can leave.

521
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:16,000
And then the first two will pit off. And then the third one will get whoever's left.

522
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Shit. Shit.

523
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,000
We have the ultimate three-man rumble.

524
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,000
But man, that's gotta be saved for the final.

525
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000
That would be a final battle.

526
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,000
The final battle, the three-man cage match sounds great to me.

527
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,000
All right, Rob, do you have anything, a story you want to go into here?

528
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,000
I don't know. Let me grab myself.

529
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,000
I got something I can go into. That's fine.

530
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000
Yeah, yeah. I'll grab my notebook.

531
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
I'll grab my phone and go back and do it.

532
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000
I've got another somewhat football story.

533
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Kansas City, Missouri. Kansas City Chief Star Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey have announced a new steakhouse to open in 2025 inside the Kansas City Hotel.

534
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000
On Thursday...

535
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,000
I know. On Thursday, Noble 33...

536
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000
That was one of mine.

537
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Ha ha ha.

538
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Well, you got mine right off the bat.

539
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're even tonight. We're even.

540
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Yes, we're even. We never discuss what we're going to talk about on the program ahead of time.

541
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000
No, we do not.

542
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,000
And we love it like that. We think it adds an element of like, oh, you bastard, you stole my story. We love that.

543
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,000
I think we just get the same news stories.

544
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:43,000
We do. We got the same news feed because we look for bizarre shit in our computer notes.

545
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:53,000
So, um, anyhow, where was I? Okay. On Thursday, Noble 33 announced his partnership with the Super Bowl champions.

546
00:41:54,000 --> 00:42:01,000
The teammates are set to launch a modern American steakhouse in Kansas City called 1587 Prime.

547
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Kelsey Jam Festival will return to the Kansas City area in 2024. The steakhouse will open at the Lowe's Hotel in Kansas City in early 2025.

548
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Noble 33 said 1587 Prime will have street-level access spanning nearly 10,000 square feet across two floors.

549
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,000
And why I talked about Kelsey Jam in the middle of that article, I have no idea.

550
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:29,000
So, Rob, the floor is yours.

551
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Okay, um, jump into this one.

552
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Alrighty. Go first.

553
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
You know, I have not had much of a chance to go over it.

554
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Okay. Well, mine, I just like, I just mentioned Kelsey Jam for no reason. It was inserted in the article for no fucking reason. I'm like, okay.

555
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000
Anyhow, go ahead.

556
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
Well, I got one pulled up a few minutes ago.

557
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Oh, okay. That's all right.

558
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000
That's all right. We're even tonight.

559
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
We're even. We stole each other's story and are damn happy about it.

560
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
Well, we didn't steal it.

561
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
That is not known. That's already destroyed it. That is not known.

562
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,000
Yep.

563
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:19,000
Okay. Ten questions you should never answer if the police pull you over.

564
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Oh, all right. Everybody take heed. Not that our listeners are criminals or nothing, but you know.

565
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000
No, no, no, no. I mean, a lot of this makes sense.

566
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,000
No, I mean, you never know, man. So go ahead.

567
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Okay. Well, this tells you how to back yourself up.

568
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:44,000
Okay. That's a good one. Go ahead. This is actually really important.

569
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000
Can I search your car?

570
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:53,000
The Fourth Amendment, the guardian of our personal spaces.

571
00:43:54,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Remember, unless there's probable cause, you have the right to politely decline a search of your vehicle.

572
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,000
That's cool. And does it say anything more about that? Does it elaborate or not?

573
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:14,000
No. If the police do not have a warrant, they cannot search you or your car without your consent.

574
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:19,000
You see, people get afraid, but the deal is they may not get granted access.

575
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:25,000
A judge may not be available to give them a search warrant for probable cause or nothing.

576
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:31,000
So chances are, if you don't want them looking through your stuff, you can probably get away with it.

577
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:40,000
I mean, not that you're doing anything wrong. It's just if you don't feel like partaking, you can probably just say, no, I don't want you to do that.

578
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,000
And like it's a 50-50 shot, whether they can do it or not.

579
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,000
It's better than, you know, just giving it up and going, yeah, go ahead and look.

580
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:54,000
Okay. Next. Where are you coming from?

581
00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:01,000
I always thought that was a bullshit question. What business are there if you didn't do anything wrong?

582
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,000
That's where this goes.

583
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:13,000
While it might appear as casual chit chat, answering this query can have unintended implications.

584
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Law enforcement might use your response to build a case around the idea that you were in a location associated with illegal activity.

585
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:35,000
Under the Fifth Amendment, you have the right to remain silent and not offer any information.

586
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Cool.

587
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:45,000
Next. Have you been drinking?

588
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
This is a good one.

589
00:45:48,000 --> 00:46:05,000
There's no right answer to this question, acknowledging that you have even had one drink, to give the police reason to instil a field sobriety test or delve into further investigation.

590
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:17,000
On the flip side, lying could lead to other complications if subsequent testing shows alcohol in the system.

591
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:28,000
Fifth Amendment to letting us remain silent to avoid self-incrimination, trust your constitutional wingman.

592
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
That's cool.

593
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:37,000
So I guess the Fifth Amendment could cover you on that one.

594
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:43,000
That's good to know. I mean not that a drink can drive, but that's good to know.

595
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:50,000
Right, right, right. Do you know why I pulled you over?

596
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:56,000
That is a bullshit question. Because then, no, I'm sorry, go ahead.

597
00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:03,000
This question seems innocent enough, but answering it could be a legal minefield.

598
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:16,000
The officer is not just making small talk. Your response could be seen as an admission to guilt, making it easier to justify a ticket or further investigation.

599
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Your right to avoid self-incrimination comes into play here.

600
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:35,000
While you do have to provide identification, you don't have to volunteer any information that might lead to your own legal jeopardy.

601
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:50,000
Okay. That is a bullshit question because how you answer they can say in court, oh yeah, I was going 90, I knew I was going 90. Why admit it? Make them prove it.

602
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:56,000
Right, exactly. Next, do you have any weapons in the car?

603
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Yep.

604
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:10,000
The officer may be trying to gauge the level of risk involved in the stop. Okay, I see that. I see that and I understand that.

605
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000
I understand it.

606
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:25,000
By admitting having a weapon in the vehicle, might give them the pretext to search a car without a warrant, which would lead to moral complications.

607
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:38,000
The Fourth Amendment protects against unreasonable searches and seizures. And the Second Amendment upholds your right to bear arms.

608
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:43,000
That's cool to know.

609
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:52,000
Yeah. Number six, who is the person with you?

610
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:56,000
Oh wow, okay.

611
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:06,000
You are not required to disclose the identity or relationship of passengers in your vehicle.

612
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:23,000
According to the Fifth Amendment, you have the right to remain silent to avoid self-incrimination and this extends to identifying others who might be indicated in a perceived legal issue.

613
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,000
Wow, okay, that's cool.

614
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:36,000
So yeah, I don't know who that person is.

615
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Yeah, yeah, yep.

616
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,000
I played the fifth.

617
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Yeah, that's a great answer. I don't know. You find out. Ask him.

618
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,000
Yeah.

619
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000
You know what, I think I know. Why don't you ask him who he is?

620
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000
They're over 18. They're legal adults.

621
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000
They speak English. Go ahead, feel free.

622
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:03,000
Yeah. Next up, is this your current address?

623
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Okay.

624
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Some may argue that you're obligated to provide identification.

625
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:24,000
If you're giving more details, then that might not be necessary. Tread carefully. The Fourth Amendment protects against unreasonable searches and seizures.

626
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:39,000
Sharing your address could potentially give law enforcement additional avenues for investigation or surveillance that you're not legally obligated to provide.

627
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
Cool.

628
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:49,000
It's best to remember that you have the right to remain silent under the Fifth.

629
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Wow.

630
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,000
You see, they keep dropping to the Fourth and Fifth.

631
00:50:55,000 --> 00:51:00,000
I know. This is great. You know, the right for arms and also the right to remain silent.

632
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,000
You see where this is going?

633
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,000
Oh, yeah.

634
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,000
Go ahead, Rob.

635
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Number eight. Have you ever been arrested?

636
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Although it may seem like casual conversation, your answer could be used against you in various ways.

637
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Well, they have all that information right there.

638
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:38,000
Exactly. And this kind of goes into that, but it also, of course, goes into the Fifth Amendment about self-incrimination.

639
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:46,000
You see, I always want to ask them this. Whenever they go, have you ever been arrested? I'll go, small talk, right? Have you?

640
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000
See how they answer.

641
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Yeah. Yeah.

642
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,000
We're just making small talk. What about you? Yeah.

643
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000
They may not like that.

644
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Okay. Next up, where are you going?

645
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000
That's a bullshit question.

646
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:08,000
And this is a quick answer. Quick answer.

647
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:20,000
This question is a trap. The police are trying to see if you will admit to having a plan to commit a crime. Take the Fifth and remain silent.

648
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:28,000
There you go. Man. Go ahead. Well, I think we see where all these are going.

649
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:33,000
And lastly, what are you doing in this neighborhood?

650
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,000
Yeah, booyah.

651
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:47,000
It's the one that's often a hot button issue because it can carry indications of racial profiling or discriminatory policy.

652
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Yeah, you know what? That is so... Go ahead. I'm sorry.

653
00:52:50,000 --> 00:53:12,000
The Fourteenth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution grants your equal protection under the law, which means you shouldn't be questioned purely based on your appearance or the neighborhood you're in. The Fifth Amendment also protects you from self-incrimination.

654
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:16,000
You know, remember how many times we used to get that because we had long hair?

655
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:18,000
First, second, cop, and then...

656
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:22,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We go down to Seventh Avenue.

657
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:40,000
Okay. At that time, starting to become a black neighborhood, we got all kinds of looks. We got all kinds of trouble. The way we looked, we looked like headbangers, troublemakers.

658
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,000
Uh-huh.

659
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,000
Yeah, I see where you're going.

660
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:54,000
Yeah. Yeah, you see, one of the things is this right here. Okay. Where are you going? Like, is a double-edged sword because, like...

661
00:53:56,000 --> 00:54:07,000
Basically, what they're saying to us is, this is a rich neighborhood. You are poor headbangers. What are you doing here? You must be here to rob it. You can't just be driving through it for no apparent reason, right?

662
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Yeah, but the funny thing was, I was there to mow the lawns or something.

663
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:23,000
No, I know. And I used to get that shit all the time, too. You used to piss me off. It's like, what? Is this street only for the wealthy? If that's true, let me know. I'll turn around. I'll go the other way.

664
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Now, that used to piss me off, that question, because it's like, what? I can't come through here? Because I got no Dodge Dart that doesn't go in reverse? Is that why? I might leak a little oil on their sacred grounds? You know, anyhow. All right, thank you, Rob. That's a great...

665
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:44,000
No, I understand. Yeah, I thought that was a pretty good article myself.

666
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:50,000
That is a really good article. All righty, let's take our second break, and we'll be right back in a little bit. Sound good?

667
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000
Yeah, yeah. That's great.

668
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,000
Then it's a plan.

669
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:05,000
The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

670
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:24,000
During an apocalypse, don't forget the nuts. Hickory nuts, that is. Yeah, we know. Hickory wood gets all the glory and all the love. Everyone loves the hickory trees. They cut them down, and they make great sandwiches out of barbecue and meats. They smoke them, and it's a fantastic deal.

671
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:35,000
But little does anyone know about the hickory nuts. During an apocalypse, hickory nuts could be the best thing you could find.

672
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:46,000
Hickory nuts can be eaten raw, toasted, or added to various recipes. Their rich, buttery flavor and crunchy texture make them an ideal ingredient for both sweet and savory dishes.

673
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:55,000
You can use hickory nuts to make nut butter, pesto, or even a unique hickory nut milk. There are five types of hickory nuts.

674
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:03,000
Bitter nut hickory, shag bark hickory, pig nut hickory, mockernut hickory, and smooth bark hickory.

675
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:15,000
Hickory trees are considered part of the walnut species and are plentiful at least around Missouri and surrounding areas. So during an apocalypse, don't forget to grab your nuts.

676
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,000
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

677
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:29,000
If a tomato is a fruit, then does that mean ketchup is actually a jam?

678
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Hmph. I may never know.

679
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:46,000
A lot of podcasts just come from a can. Here at Two Dish Bags and a Microphone, we pour our own podcasts.

680
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,000
Now it's time for Pick Up Lines from a Loser.

681
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:55,000
Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.

682
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Waaah, wah, wah, wah.

683
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:05,000
Oh shit, what's that over there? Oh no, it's island of horrible jokes.

684
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:21,000
I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She didn't show up. I guess we're not going to work out.

685
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,000
Remember to bleach your bluetooth after every show.

686
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:41,000
Where did podcasts originate? The term was first coined by Ben Hammersley, a writer for The Guardian in 2004 by combining the words iPod and broadcasting.

687
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:50,000
In 2005, Steve Jobs, founder of Apple, introduced the idea of subscribing to a podcast by building the concept into the iTunes interface.

688
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:59,000
Who made the first podcast ever? 2004, Adam Curry and Dave Weiner are accredited with the invention of podcasting.

689
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:05,000
Who exactly did what is up for dispute? But in the end, these are the two guys who got it rolling.

690
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:27,000
The term podcasting was mentioned by Ben Hammersley in The Guardian newspaper article.

691
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:37,000
This is two douchebags in a microphone. I'm Mark. And I'm Rob. Okay, I've got a couple of easier articles here.

692
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:44,000
How about Dirty Queen's Summer Blizzards are coming out with? Well, sounds good.

693
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:49,000
Yeah, hell yeah. Go down and see. You can't say how I got a Dirty Queen right down the street.

694
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:56,000
Okay, yeah, yeah, we got a Dirty Queen really close now to a brand new one. Pretty happy about that.

695
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:01,000
However, the Freddy's here sucks ass. Can't go to Freddy's here. It's horrible.

696
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:10,000
So anyhow, the Dirty Queen Summer Blizzard menu drops on April 1st with three new blizzards. And this is not an April Fool's Day joke.

697
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:19,000
The Instagram user said, there are three brand new flavors. Peanut butter cookie dough party. Ooh, I'm in. What about you?

698
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:25,000
There we go. Peanut butter cookie. Ice cream. Yep.

699
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:33,000
This next one, listen Rob, oh my God, ultimate cookie. Oreo, Chips Ahoy, and Nutter Butter. Oh.

700
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:38,000
Oh my God. I heard angels sing when I said that, didn't you?

701
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:45,000
I heard the trumpets blare. Oh man. Oh that, phew. That sounds better.

702
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:51,000
Revelation just truly hid us. That sounds better than buttered sausage. In a good way.

703
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:59,000
Next one, Picnic is the name of it. Picnic Blizzard. And it's Peach Cobbler.

704
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:10,000
Eh, okay. I like, sounds good. I could see that. I could see that. I think it would be good. I think it would be good.

705
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:22,000
Next one. There's a new thing coming up. Chick-fil-A is opening a new store with no chairs, tables, or order counters.

706
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:32,000
Isn't that crazy? Yes. It's just all, just one, just one big drive-thru and that's it.

707
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:39,000
Okay. They have three old favorites returning. And this is Shakes.

708
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:46,000
Frosted animal cookie, brownie batter, and cotton candy.

709
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:51,000
And the thing about the Chick-fil-A that's opening up is it's a double decker.

710
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Upstairs is where they prepare your food.

711
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:05,000
Downstairs is a kiosk. So you go in there, type in your order, pay for it, and they're upstairs in the upper deck.

712
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:13,000
And they shoot the food down to you. Oh wow. Yeah. Pretty interesting concept.

713
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:19,000
If you're interested in it, take a look at it because I'm not doing it justice by what I'm saying.

714
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:28,000
Eh, I'll look it up and I'll still take a look. Okay. I know that. Alright. Cool. I'll have faith in you.

715
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:37,000
Alright. Thank you. And next one. Taco Bell is heating up their offerings with new Cantina Chicken Menu.

716
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:46,000
On Thursday, the fast food chain unveiled five new chicken-charged menu items that will be available at locations starting March 21st.

717
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:50,000
So it's available now. No, no, it's not the 21st yet.

718
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:58,000
All the new dishes feature slow-roasted chicken with Mexican spices and they come with the company's new avocado-verde salsa,

719
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:08,000
which is made from tomatotillos, I think that's how you pronounce it, or tomatotillos, green chili peppers, and avocado.

720
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:15,000
Starting with the Cantina... It actually sounds pretty good. It does, don't it? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Yeah.

721
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:23,000
Starting with the Cantina Chicken Crispy Taco, the new dish is made with chicken, creamy jalapeno sauce, and a three-cheese blend.

722
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:28,000
The outside of the tortilla is covered in a layer of grilled cheese and paired with the avocado salsa.

723
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Oh, do you want those grilled cheese things from Taco Bell? Yes. I think that sounds great. Oh, yeah, that sounds awesome.

724
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:41,000
Oh, yeah. I'm going to get me one of them. The 21st or so. Yeah, I'm going to try that.

725
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:47,000
Starting with the Cantina Chicken Crispy Taco, the new dish is made with chicken... Oh no, I already read that.

726
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Rewards members can try the Crispy Taco for free from March 21st to April 4th.

727
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:58,000
There's no purchase required, but you need to have been an existing rewards member as of February 9th to get the coupon.

728
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:02,000
So you can't sneak in there and get the coupon now, so there you go.

729
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:10,000
Another exciting menu addition is the Cantina Chicken Quesadilla. That sounds good, don't it? Yes.

730
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:21,000
Made with a flour tortilla chicken, a layer of three-cheese blend, creamy chipotle sauce, the Quesadillas crisp up to perfection with grilled cheese on the outside.

731
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:32,000
Per release. It's served with guacamole, sour cream, and the same new salsa, Rob. Oh, that sounds awesome. Hell yeah. I'm there.

732
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:42,000
Alright, Rob, you got something you want to go into. Well, if it's true on food, I might as well stay on food. Hell yeah, that's what we do.

733
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:57,000
And today is March 16th, and Easter is coming up. Yep. So this is a good story to know for Easter.

734
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:03,000
Yeah, Easter is like what, two weeks away? Yeah, something like that.

735
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:12,000
It's the Five Golden Rules of Deviled Eggs. Oh, I love this.

736
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:27,000
Step one. True fact, the best way to boil eggs is actually not to boil them at all.

737
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:39,000
Steaming is faster and more efficient because you don't need to use as much water or weight for them to boil.

738
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:52,000
If you don't have a steaming basket, don't worry. Just add a half-inch of water to a large pan and bring it to a simmer over high heat.

739
01:04:53,000 --> 01:05:06,000
Add the eggs, cover the pan, reduce the heat to medium-low, and steam for ten minutes before carefully moving the eggs and letting them cool out of the pan.

740
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:23,000
Which I've also heard that by steaming them, they're easier to peel too. I've heard that too actually. I've heard that. I have too.

741
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:46,000
Okay, step number two. Whip the yolks with a hand mixer. You can make an acceptable deviled egg by simply mashing the yolks in a bowl with the other filling ingredients.

742
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:53,000
But if you want to make a truly next-level version, you've got to use a hand mixer.

743
01:05:54,000 --> 01:06:07,000
Blending the filling mechanically ensures that it's super smooth, but it also works air into the filling, giving it a lightness to balance out the richness from the yolk.

744
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:21,000
You see, that's how any other fatty goodness you decide to throw in there.

745
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:32,000
Oh yeah, I guarantee it. Those stuff's whipped. I mean, those stuff's done with machines.

746
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:44,000
I've watched my grandma, my mom, everybody just take a fork and just mash the stuff. They're saying use the mixer.

747
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:49,000
I can believe it. That makes a lot of sense.

748
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:57,000
Okay, third. Spicing acid or tea.

749
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:01,000
An acid? Okay.

750
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:13,000
Spicing acid. Let's be real. Deviled eggs are incredibly rich. That's why everyone loves them so much.

751
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:23,000
But if you're going to be whipping egg yolks with mayo, you need acid spice and acidity to balance it all out.

752
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:26,000
How do you add acidity, does it say?

753
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,000
Do I?

754
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:35,000
How do you add acidity? Is that like citric acid or something? Like putting some lemon in it or something?

755
01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:38,000
I'm generally going to.

756
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:49,000
Assistant Pete at her friend's sister's vanie likes a little smokiness, so she recommends paprika.

757
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,000
Okay.

758
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,000
Everybody's sort of putting paprika on their deviled eggs.

759
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,000
Oh, I love it. I'll put it over the top of it actually, just sprinkle it.

760
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:01,000
Well, they carry on with this.

761
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:08,000
To their bric-tation, let's mix in relish or chopped pickles.

762
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:15,000
And mustard is a classic addition. They can also bring a lot of acidity.

763
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,000
Oh, okay.

764
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:21,000
They're adding acid and the spice.

765
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,000
Okay.

766
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:27,000
Especially if you use Dijon.

767
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,000
Yeah.

768
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:33,000
Which can often be punchy depending on the brand.

769
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,000
Yeah.

770
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:46,000
And you should throw in to amp up those yolks, make sure there's a little heat and a little cane to cut through the fat.

771
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,000
Cool.

772
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,000
So, that's why you add all the ingredients.

773
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:54,000
Okay. Never knew that, now I do.

774
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:59,000
To give it a taste, but to break the acidity and stuff.

775
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,000
Okay. Wow. That's cool.

776
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,500
Wow, that's cool.

777
01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:04,660
Uh, next tip.

778
01:09:07,660 --> 01:09:10,580
Use a piping bag with a rigid tip.

779
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:14,400
Okay, piping bag?

780
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,480
Not familiar.

781
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:17,240
Okay.

782
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:20,560
Your dolly's might have a filling

783
01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:23,620
that's rich and light as air.

784
01:09:23,620 --> 01:09:26,480
But if they don't look special,

785
01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:29,300
you might not get a second look.

786
01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:30,960
There's no way around it.

787
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:34,800
You've got to get that filling in a piping bag.

788
01:09:35,760 --> 01:09:39,680
I highly recommend using a rigid piping tip.

789
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,000
Pull as opposed as a straight round one.

790
01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,440
Otherwise, you risk the top of the eggs

791
01:09:47,440 --> 01:09:50,680
looking like the infamous poop emoji.

792
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:55,720
Okay, Mark, a piping bag, since you don't know.

793
01:09:56,560 --> 01:09:57,400
Okay.

794
01:09:57,400 --> 01:09:58,240
Now,

795
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:04,420
it's one of the bags that you use like cake decorating.

796
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:07,360
Oh, okay.

797
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:09,680
You spread the icing with.

798
01:10:09,680 --> 01:10:10,520
Okay, that makes sense.

799
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:13,760
So what you do is you put your filling in it,

800
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:16,200
and they suggest a rigid.

801
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:19,860
That way, when you fill it, it leaves some ridges.

802
01:10:19,860 --> 01:10:21,020
It gives it a little look.

803
01:10:21,020 --> 01:10:21,860
That's how they do that.

804
01:10:21,860 --> 01:10:23,480
Instead of being clumped there, you know.

805
01:10:23,480 --> 01:10:24,320
Okay, that makes sense.

806
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:25,900
That's how they do that, okay.

807
01:10:25,900 --> 01:10:27,560
It's for looks.

808
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:28,400
It's for looks.

809
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:29,240
Yeah, okay, cosmetic.

810
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:30,080
That's cool.

811
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:30,900
I understand that.

812
01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:31,740
Yeah, yeah.

813
01:10:31,740 --> 01:10:35,320
You know how you make like the little flowers

814
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:36,960
with the icing bag?

815
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:38,000
Yes.

816
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:39,920
That's what they're talking about doing

817
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:42,200
with the egg filling,

818
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:45,240
and they're showing some eggs just like that.

819
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:46,080
Interesting.

820
01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:46,900
Very cool.

821
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:49,800
Yeah.

822
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:50,640
All right.

823
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:51,460
Thank you, Rob.

824
01:10:51,460 --> 01:10:53,520
And then, finally.

825
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:54,340
Oh, there's another one.

826
01:10:54,340 --> 01:10:55,780
I'm sorry.

827
01:10:55,780 --> 01:10:56,880
Yeah, last one.

828
01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:57,720
Okay.

829
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:00,440
Last one yet.

830
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:01,280
All right.

831
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:05,660
Go over the top with the toppings.

832
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:08,560
Okay.

833
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:12,140
In other words, add anything you want.

834
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:14,560
Paprika.

835
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:18,800
They mentioned crispy bacon.

836
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:20,520
Oh, yeah.

837
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:23,440
Finely sliced chives.

838
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:25,760
Yeah, I can see that.

839
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:27,800
A few capers.

840
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,080
Finely sliced pickles.

841
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:31,660
Diced jalapenos.

842
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:34,640
Or even a little

843
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:36,800
prosciutto.

844
01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:39,680
Or smoked salmon.

845
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:41,200
Okay, cool.

846
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:42,040
Okay.

847
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:45,120
Yeah, just add anything you want to.

848
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:46,120
Okay.

849
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:47,440
Wow.

850
01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:48,520
That's pretty cool.

851
01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:51,160
I never even gave it that much thought,

852
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:54,100
but all those ways that they're telling you

853
01:11:54,100 --> 01:11:56,160
are so simple.

854
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:57,000
Yeah, yeah.

855
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,260
And honestly,

856
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:02,260
I think I'm gonna try the steaming the eggs.

857
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:06,760
Because I always have a hard time peeling, you know.

858
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:07,600
Yeah, me too.

859
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:10,120
But supposedly this helps with peeling it.

860
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:12,680
And also, I think it's easier in boiling them too.

861
01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:14,860
Yeah, yeah.

862
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:17,360
So.

863
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:18,200
Okay, cool.

864
01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:20,080
And I'd say it takes like 10 minutes.

865
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,420
Nice.

866
01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:25,320
Okay, all right.

867
01:12:25,320 --> 01:12:26,840
Thank you, Rob.

868
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:29,600
Well, I guess this podcast about over

869
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:32,480
will roll well over the hour mark.

870
01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:35,100
So anyhow, thank you, Rob.

871
01:12:35,100 --> 01:12:38,000
We will be doing another one tomorrow night.

872
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,000
So.

873
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:39,840
Yes, we will.

874
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:40,880
All right, if I get time,

875
01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:43,680
I'm gonna send this out tonight or tomorrow.

876
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:45,320
We'll see if I have enough time.

877
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:46,160
So.

878
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:47,960
Anyhow.

879
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:50,360
I'm Rob in the promos.

880
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:51,200
I love them.

881
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:53,320
They're good, aren't they?

882
01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:54,400
Yeah, me too.

883
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,000
Why do I clean them all up like I was talking about?

884
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:57,820
You know.

885
01:12:57,820 --> 01:12:58,660
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

886
01:12:58,660 --> 01:13:02,800
The earlier ones, I'd have the gain too high on some of them,

887
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,360
too low on the other ones.

888
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:09,240
Whenever the voice changers that I would use,

889
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:12,040
sometimes I'd have them sped up too high.

890
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:15,080
In other words, the high makes you Mickey Mouse

891
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:17,200
and the low makes you Satan.

892
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:18,040
Okay.

893
01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:21,120
So there is a mixer involved.

894
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:22,400
Yes, yeah.

895
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:23,240
So what I mix.

896
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:25,640
Oh good, cool, cool.

897
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:28,520
Rob, why don't you see this software, it's really cool.

898
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:29,360
Yes, yes.

899
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:30,200
We love it.

900
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,840
So anyhow, some of them I have the gain too high.

901
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,380
Some of them I have the gain too low.

902
01:13:34,380 --> 01:13:36,520
I'm getting much better with this equipment.

903
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:37,360
I was just wondering.

904
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:42,360
Hey man, that's gonna get back to my DJ days, man.

905
01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,200
Yeah, yeah, it will.

906
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:47,560
I could get back to my sound and my hearing, you know.

907
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:51,360
This program, I've known DJs like the DJ DJs, you know,

908
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,880
so like you did.

909
01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:56,480
And this is similar to the program that they use

910
01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:58,360
on the laptop when they bring it in.

911
01:13:59,460 --> 01:14:00,300
Right.

912
01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:02,160
So you would know exactly what it is

913
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:04,880
and you'll feel comfortable with it when you start using it.

914
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:05,720
So anyhow.

915
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:09,500
I don't know, I had a natural system, dude.

916
01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:10,340
Oh, okay.

917
01:14:10,340 --> 01:14:12,560
I had a CD player.

918
01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:17,560
Yeah, my own mixing board, yeah.

919
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:18,520
Okay, that's cool.

920
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:22,480
It was like a five panel mixing board.

921
01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:24,640
So you looked like a little bitty rock concert, didn't you?

922
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:26,800
With a mixing board and everything, right?

923
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:31,080
Oh, dude, I had a light thing.

924
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:33,800
This light setup I took with me.

925
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:34,640
Oh, that's awesome.

926
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:39,640
I had over 700 karaoke discs

927
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:42,800
and over 700 listening discs.

928
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,440
What was your DJ name?

929
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:49,360
It was just Rob.

930
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:52,520
Oh, damn it, if you're still here, you're Rob Rad.

931
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:58,800
Well, it was me and my ex-wife

932
01:14:59,640 --> 01:15:03,400
and we were doing it for a friend of ours.

933
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:04,240
Okay.

934
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:10,240
We wanted to make her company bigger.

935
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:14,760
It was called Millennium Express.

936
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:19,200
She was out in St. Joe, Missouri at DJ service.

937
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:24,260
And we took her backup system,

938
01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:30,200
which hanging up and getting to know him,

939
01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:32,680
I kind of got to know the system anyway.

940
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:36,720
Well, she gave me a chance to operate it.

941
01:15:36,720 --> 01:15:39,320
I did that for over three years.

942
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:40,160
Wow, that's cool.

943
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:43,480
We'd be out like two, three nights a week.

944
01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:47,160
Okay, then this equipment that I'm gonna give you here soon,

945
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:48,000
you're gonna feel right home with it.

946
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:49,400
Oh, no, this was big shit.

947
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:52,080
I had a fucking van or a truck.

948
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:53,320
No, no, that's what I'm saying.

949
01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:54,640
If you operated that equipment,

950
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:56,600
you'll have no problem with this.

951
01:15:56,600 --> 01:15:58,000
So, excellent.

952
01:15:58,900 --> 01:16:02,360
The biggest issue is downloading all of the flash drives

953
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:04,840
that I have full of promos.

954
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:09,000
I've got so many promos and bits and so many episodes now.

955
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,080
It's just crazy how much material I have.

956
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:14,520
Right, and then we're gonna be coming up with new promos.

957
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:17,000
So, we're gonna have to add all that.

958
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,560
You see, that's what I want.

959
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:20,720
I want to be able to have so many.

960
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:22,560
I want so many bits and promos

961
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:25,800
that nobody really remembers the last ones that we did.

962
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:29,000
Like going at them like in a circle.

963
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:29,840
You know what I mean?

964
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:30,800
You got a large circle.

965
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:33,800
Start off with one, two, three, four, five in a circle

966
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:34,760
and just keep going around.

967
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:37,000
By the time you get back to one again,

968
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,280
everyone thinks it's a new one

969
01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:40,320
because they forgot hearing it.

970
01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:41,160
That's where I want to be.

971
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:43,920
Oh, good Lord, I hadn't heard it the first time.

972
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:45,040
Yeah, that's true.

973
01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:47,040
A lot of people probably haven't heard the promos

974
01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:48,440
the first time anyhow,

975
01:16:48,440 --> 01:16:49,680
but that's the way I want to be

976
01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:53,480
is I want to have such a large quantity of them

977
01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:56,400
that if someone listens to every one of the shows,

978
01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:57,720
they probably don't even remember one

979
01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:01,080
the first time that that bit was interdixed.

980
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:04,400
So because that was always my biggest problem

981
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,320
with the morning shows I used to listen to,

982
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:09,960
the syndicated ones is because they would have a habit

983
01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:13,000
of leaning on certain promos and bits all the time.

984
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,200
I'm like, now I want to hear some other ones.

985
01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:20,840
So yeah, that's why I'm like really interested

986
01:17:20,840 --> 01:17:23,600
in making a large, vast amount of them

987
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:26,360
is because they used to be my complaint.

988
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:28,080
We don't want our assholes

989
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:30,200
hearing the same thing over and over.

990
01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:32,040
Because we care about your assholes.

991
01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:35,480
We want your ears to be happy, assholes.

992
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:38,320
Yeah, yeah, I mean, come on.

993
01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,240
And assholes is affectionate.

994
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:41,720
That's what our name is, you know,

995
01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:43,120
everyone had their own thing.

996
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:44,440
That's your pet name.

997
01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:47,440
That's out of affection.

998
01:17:47,440 --> 01:17:48,960
That's your pet name for us.

999
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:51,120
Yeah, Bubba has Bubba Army.

1000
01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:53,720
I mean, you know, Opie and Anthony had the pest.

1001
01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:56,520
Man Cow has the militia love.

1002
01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:57,920
Did Bob and Tom have everybody?

1003
01:17:57,920 --> 01:17:59,720
I don't think they did, did they?

1004
01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:02,800
Wack Pack, oh, you guys are assholes.

1005
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:04,520
I really don't think so.

1006
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:08,640
Okay, all right, well, anyhow,

1007
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:11,640
it's said lovingly, you guys are assholes and we love you.

1008
01:18:11,640 --> 01:18:13,160
Yes, lovingly.

1009
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:15,000
Yes, all right.

1010
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:19,080
Your douchebags, your lighter version, you're assholes.

1011
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:19,920
Yep.

1012
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:21,120
That's why we're looking at it.

1013
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,960
Yeah, if we're douchebags, then you guys can very well

1014
01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:25,800
be assholes, because we're taking the biggest.

1015
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:28,920
You gotta at least be an asshole just to listen to.

1016
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:30,600
We're carrying the biggest portion of it

1017
01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:32,440
being douchebags, right?

1018
01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:34,040
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1019
01:18:34,040 --> 01:18:35,480
The least you guys can do is carry

1020
01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:38,240
the asshole portion of it, so.

1021
01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:40,280
Anyhow, all right, thank you guys.

1022
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:42,240
Thank everybody for listening.

1023
01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:44,440
Thank you, Rob, for joining me.

1024
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:46,280
Hey, we will be putting out another one.

1025
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:47,480
Like always.

1026
01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:49,920
All righty, we'll be putting out another one tomorrow

1027
01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:53,280
and this program here will probably be shot out

1028
01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:56,680
to shoot tomorrow morning and then we'll do another one.

1029
01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:59,680
The next one will be shot out to shoot Tuesday.

1030
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,680
And I've got a pro, I've got something to talk to you

1031
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:07,800
off the air now, just thinking about it, Rob.

1032
01:19:07,800 --> 01:19:09,680
So, okay.

1033
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:12,080
Anyhow, everybody, thank you, have a great night.

1034
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:14,440
Bye assholes.

1035
01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:19,440
Good night, assholes.

1036
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:23,520
Ruff ruff ruff.

1037
01:19:23,520 --> 01:19:24,360
Ow!

1038
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:29,440
Hey, where did they go?

1039
01:19:29,440 --> 01:19:30,720
Where are the douchebags?

1040
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:32,200
Hmm.

1041
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:34,800
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

1042
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:35,640
Oh geez.

1043
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:38,320
Ugh, glad they're gone.

1044
01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:40,240
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1045
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:45,240
Oh man, that smells.