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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue

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waters of the Missouri River, it's two douchebags and a microphone podcast.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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You know, Go to Bed You'll Feel Better is pretty much the human version of, did you

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turn it off and turn it back on again?

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The apocalypse just happened.

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You don't know what to do.

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You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Sheep sorrel and wood sorrel are salad variety greens, reminiscent of romaine types of lettuce.

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Are both healthy and delicious.

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Vinegar and oil can be stored for a long period of time, so post-apocalypse salad is possible.

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It can also be ground for a tasty spice as well.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

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It's strange insults from an alien.

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Real hilarity.

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You are dressed like an assistant debate coach at an Ohio State middle school.

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Have you ever wondered what something is about?

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Have you ever looked at something and said, hey, I wonder what the origin of that is?

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Well, so have we.

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That's why we give you The Origin of.

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What is the origin of Mountain Dew?

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Tennessee bottlers Barney and Ally Hartman developed Mountain Dew as a mixer in the 1940s.

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Soft drinks were sold regionally in the 1930s and the Hartmans had difficulty in Knoxville

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obtaining their preferred soda to mix with liquor.

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Preferably whiskey, so the two developed for your own now known as Mountain Dew.

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Two douchebags and a microphone says.

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You ever dream about eating chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass?

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Just asking.

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Hi all.

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This is Chicago.

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I am the most dangerous city in North America.

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You can't touch me.

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Oh yeah?

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I'm not going to touch you.

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I'm not going to touch you.

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I'm not going to touch you.

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Oh yeah.

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This is Kansas City here.

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Hold my beer bitch.

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Oh yeah?

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This is Kansas City here.

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Hold my beer bitch.

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And now, it's time for The Daily Douchebag dyad.

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jokes. I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to lie to all my friends and tell them how good the

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advantage of the power plant, campgrounds, and junkyard all within its quarter-mile radius.

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Hello everybody, this is Two Douchebags and Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob. So, Rob, how are you doing today?

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Better than yesterday, that's definitely for sure. Yeah, yesterday you were a little, uh, little iffy.

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Yeah, I, yeah, a lot of heavy steel. It was a, it was a rough day. Yeah, that's it. A lot of things

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changing and ended up getting two truckloads of steel in it. Yeah, when we get truckloads of steel,

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it takes me away from the saw. So everybody else is still working. And you're getting behind.

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That's an aptitude thing, you know. Yeah, yeah. And I'm away from the saw, can't do nothing.

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But yeah, and then everyone else is like, where's our shit? And it's like, well, I spent all day

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unloading trucks. What do you want me to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, yeah, and then you got those

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that come up with an attitude and like, okay, get the fuck out of my area. Oh, like you told me

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previous. Yeah. You know what? That's just the way it goes. You know what? You have other stuff.

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But that was yesterday. Today was a totally different day. Okay, cool. Well, hopefully the guy

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gets off his fucking ledge there. And he realizes that you're not one to be screwed with. So, right.

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So anyhow, you know what? Because the bosses are telling me that. Like I used to tell people

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when I was younger, look, the ass kicking is optional. It's completely up to you. I'd rather

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not kick your ass. But if you keep going at this rate, I'm going to have to. Well, it's like our

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main boss explained to me one day. Okay, a lot of my job is I have to get along with everybody

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because I cut parts for everybody. Yeah. I have to deal with them, know what they need. I got to be

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able to talk to them. But like he said, I have to be able to get along with them. I got it. Doesn't

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mean I have to like them. I just got to get along with them. There's a lot of people I don't like

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I get along with. It does. It does. So anyhow, I got a little bit more NFL news. We've been talking

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NFL quite a bit because the free agency trading periods over with now the free agency where people

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are snapping up the people they want before the draft pre-draft because this is where teams

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put next year's team together. This is a nucleus and then they pick the draft picks accordingly.

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Okay, we got this guy in free agency. We got this guy. So now our glaring need is this position.

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So then they start going through and figuring out it's a very precise deal. They have to figure out,

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you know, if one you can trade up to get them. If we're going to be there when you're there,

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if anyone else is looking at them, because I remember Sean Payton, when he was new or

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he was new Orleans, he went down and he secretly went down to Texas and had one workout with my

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homes, one workout and he didn't want anyone to know he went down there. And then he snuck back.

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I mean, he was like, like in a six hour period, if not, if not shorter, he went and this is in

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my homes for a workout. Nobody knew he went down there and he was convinced he wanted this guy.

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And then he said, as soon as Andy Reid and Brett Beach moved up in the graph, he said,

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he looked at all his people around and he said, we're not getting my homes. He knew what Andy Reid

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was going to do. And he was snapping mad about that. But you see, and that's part of the draft

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that people don't realize Kansas City was smart enough to move up and to make that move with

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Buffalo to make that trade. And they did. And they won three Super Bowls and been in four and six

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championship games in a row because of that, because they were savvy enough to not sit back

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and go, you know what, we need to make this, we need to trade right now. We need to make a trade

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right now. We need the next pick. He's still there and we don't think he's going to last.

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So Bravo to the Chiefs are doing that. And this is what teams are doing right now. They're trying to,

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trying to gauge what other teams are doing. They're trying to figure out, you know, hey,

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who are they interested in? Who did they go look at? What's their glaring need?

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You know what I'm saying, Rob? So it's really cool when you get down to it and you watch it and you

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and you understand it more and more about what they're doing. It's just like there's a couple

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of wide receivers out there were blazing fast speed. The Chiefs are interested in them. The

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Dolphins are interested in them because they have a facilitator that they have a quarterback that can

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get the ball to them. So that's what they're looking at, you know. So anyhow, one of the things that's

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going on is the Legerius need sweepstakes are kind of swaying towards the Chiefs again.

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And every passing day, I read a little something about that. Okay, then you probably know a little

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bit about it then. Every passing day is a day closer to him staying with the Chiefs. That means

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they have not made a deal. No one's made him an offer. And then we'll get him for the 18 million

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or I think it's 18 million was the hit for franchising him. So yeah, so they'll get him

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for that 18 million, which is within what we have still being able to sign our draft picks.

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And also because Patrick Mahomes is converting some of that money that he got restructuring his

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contract to a signing bonus that opened up about 23 more million or something I believe,

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which is a great move. So now we're going to have more room to get more people in and stack the deck

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even more for the hopefully three Pete, which has never happened in the NFL. So anyhow, here is what

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transpired that makes us closer to hopefully keeping Legerius need. The Pittsburgh Steelers

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and Detroit Lions were considered to be two of the top trade destinations for Snead.

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Pittsburgh recently parted ways with quarterback Patrick Peterson, while a weak secondary in

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Detroit saw the departure of safety CJ Garner Johnson. Both teams desperately needed help at

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defensive back and Snead would have been an ideal fit. Detroit elected to trade for Tampa Bay

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Buccaneers cornerback Carlton Davis instead. Pittsburgh acquired cornerback Dante Jackson

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in a trade with the Carolina Panthers is a better fit for the region switch to more,

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more man coverage is what they're looking at. And so he wouldn't have been like the perfect fit

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from then. So anyhow, I think they could have, he's so talented. I honestly think they could have

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switched his role around a little bit and he would have been fine, but I'm glad that they decided to

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go somewhere else because we want him, we want him. So anyhow, so that's, you know, that bodes well.

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That bodes well. Patrick Mahomes gave a, well pretty much granted us 21.6 million by converting

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salary cap space into a signing bonus. So that's good. And they have 15.3 million in salary cap

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space right now. So you combine the two and you're well into the thirties, which should be perfect.

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You need about 7 million for the draft and then the other 18. And then you'll have some change

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left in case someone comes down the wire a little bit later that you're like, that's a good fit.

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We have the money to get them. So, and that usually happens later on in the season when people are

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like, you know what, we're out of it, go ahead and get rid of so-and-so. We'll save this much,

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you know, that type of situation. So anyhow, and then the other news is it appears that Joey Flacco

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is going to be a part of the NFL again next year. And he signed with the Indianapolis Colts.

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So he might be a backup. Yeah. So I mean, if nothing else,

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he's a good, like we were talking about yesterday, which was released today. Sometimes that's what,

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that's all you're looking for is you're looking for a seasoned veteran to help the youngster out,

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talk them off the ledge, tell them what they're doing wrong, tell them what they're doing right,

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tell them their footwork, you know, all this stuff, the defenses, what we were talking about yesterday.

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Okay. So that's pretty much all the news I have for right now. So Rob, do you have something

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you're itching to speak of or something? Yeah, I'm going to stay in football.

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Okay, good, good. Actually, I'm going to move on to the Cleveland Browns.

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All right. The Cleveland Browns are hard at work making moves for the upcoming season.

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There's no jump. The team's manager, Andrew Berry, has been training and signing two players who can

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help the Browns make a Super Bowl run. Also, the stadium where the Browns play their home games

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caught fire on Tuesday. I didn't see that anywhere. Damn.

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According to Cleveland19.com, a small fire broke out at the stadium. The fire crews came around

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2 45 p.m. Eastern time to put it out. The fire was located in one of the storage areas in the stadium

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and nobody was injured. But an investigation of why the fire started is yet to be determined.

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Oh, wow. And it goes on to say something I did not know. What's that? Which is up by Ali.

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Okay. The Browns stadium also got massive news on Tuesday that they will host the WWE

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SummerSlam on August 3rd. Oh, that's a big catch. That's a huge catch. Yes. Yes. Wow.

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Well, cool. Cool. I'm glad they got that. But the fire thing is kind of weird, isn't it? But

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I guess they got it out. It was in the storage room. So. Oh, was that what? Okay. All right. Well.

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But they are investigating it. Okay. All right. I'm really switching gears on this one. This was

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a story I wanted to get to a few weeks ago when it was more hot. But this is not a dated story.

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I mean, because it still holds some relevance. The multi-millionaire chief executive officer,

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U.S. food processing giant Kellogg's, has drawn scorn from some quarters after recently suggesting

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that families with strained finances could cope by eating cereal for dinner. Yes, he did. That's

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what he said. The guy from Kellogg's, the chief financial, the CFO, he said that if you're poor,

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you can afford cereal for dinner. You think there's maybe a problem with that, Rob?

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Yeah. But at the same time, I understand what he's saying.

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Okay. Here's the way I took it. Hey, poor people. I'm still going to try to sell to you.

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You know what I mean? To me, it was cheap and sleazy to insert his product

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on a totally different issue. Food insecurity or whatever the hell they call it nowadays, hunger.

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Right. Right. To me, it was cheap and it was sleazy to me. But maybe he didn't mean it like that. I

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don't know. Gary Pilnick was speaking live to CNBC's Squawk on the street on 21st February

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when he delivered the remarks in question, which have some compared to the let them eat

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cake phrase frequently attributed without evidence to Marina Antoinette before her execution during

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the French Revolution. The cereal category has always been quite affordable and it tends to be

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a great destination when consumers are under pressure, Pilnick said amid a discussion about

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high grocery prices. If you think about the cost of cereal for a family versus what they might

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otherwise do, that's going to be much more affordable. So I do get that and there is.

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Okay. Okay. But then you gotta realize you gotta have the milk too.

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Yeah. Milk is not cheap. Yeah. Yeah. That's true.

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You might as well buy a package of meat.

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Yeah. Exactly. And that's another point.

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Exactly. And that's another point. Yeah. Well, he got a lot of shit on TikTok about it.

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Anyhow, one person on TikTok said this fool is making 4 million bucks a year.

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That user said, do you think he's feeding his kids cereal for dinner?

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Good point. Another user on social media platform reacted by saying,

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what the hell kind of dystopian hellscape is this? Give the peasants cereal for dinner?

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One retorted, eat the rich. Various other pointed out how cereal, especially brands

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manufactured by Kellogg's, isn't especially cheap. And he's right. One person argued a $10

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family size box of cereal with a $3 carton of milk, like you said, Rob, a $3 carton of milk

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will cost about the same as frozen lasagna meant to be fed for the same amount of people.

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What you said, Rob, exactly what you said. Why don't you buy meat? Because you're not

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going to be that far off. So that's another reason why I thought it was a cheap and sleazy comment

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is because I think he knew that. Okay. But I can also understand

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if that's all you have. If you don't have money to go out and buy anything, but you have cereal there,

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you can eat cereal for dinner and survive. I'll go even a step further, Rob.

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That's where I thought it was going into. No, no, no, no, Rob, you are correct on what

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you're saying. And here I'll even go a step further to actually vindicate that thought

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a little bit more. I'm just saying that I know some people eat cereal for dinner.

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I do too. Cereal doesn't need refrigeration. Cereal is cheap. The cheaper kind is really cheap,

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not necessarily Kellogg's, but the great value fruit loops or whatever round fruit rings or

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whatever they call it and all that. You can get those relatively cheap. Okay. So the thing is,

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it keeps really well. So if you don't have that much of a refrigeration that you can use or

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whatever, and also this is a type of food that's really good for food banks because it doesn't go

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bad. Oh yeah. Yeah. Anytime you go to a food bank, you get cereal. Yeah, yeah. Food bank will have

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cereal just like canned goods. It's kind of on the same thing. It's like they don't have that much

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space to refrigerate it, but they need to feed a lot of people. So it's like, okay, it's canned

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goods, cereal, multi-milk, stuff like that. So I can give it that too, but I think the guy did it

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out of cheap and to me, I took it as cheap and snazzy. Yeah. From the words you read, you're right.

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Yeah. That's the way he meant. Yeah. But I also understand what you're saying, Rob. It's not such

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a crazy idea is what you're saying. It's not that out of line, what the fuck. I have known low income

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families that have to really watch it. Sometimes if they have to eat cereal, they eat cereal.

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You know, credit card debt is out of control right now, and that's because people are living off of

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them. They can't do anything else. And then without getting political, let's just say some people

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in charge in the United States are trying to spend a bunch more money and make our money even more

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worthless. So as long as we have that thought in the White House and Congress, we're not getting

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anywhere. We're going to continually get further and further behind in the country and in the world.

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Okay. And here's another thing pertaining to this article. Bureau of Labor Statistics data shows

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cereal prices have jumped 28% in the last four years. Several media outlets have reported

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and in information from it, this is what you said too. You said cereal is not necessarily cheap

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either now. Kellogg's raises prices 12% as it pleads to its customers to eat cereal for dinner

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and give chicken the night off. So, and I'm going to guess milk is up probably 50%. Oh gosh. Yeah.

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With spikes in it too. And not 100%. No, it'd be a hundred. It's like double the price. Yeah. You know

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what? It probably is double the price. Yeah. If you look at it about six or seven years ago,

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it's doubled in the price. And also it's a brand that spikes. We have a problem with milking cows

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or we have phantom or something, floods, it's killing a bunch of milking cows somewhere. Then

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the price spikes up too, even further than that for a while. So it is one of these things that

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can fluctuate really big depending on events going on in the world. Right? Right. So anyhow,

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let's go ahead and take our first break and we're going to come back with more garbage. That sound

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good? Yeah, sounds good. Oh, real quick though. Hi Opal. Hi Opal. Hi Jimmy. Opal, keep your head down.

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Dodge City, Kansas having some bad weather there right now. Keep your eye on the sky.

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Currently under a tornado watch. So are we in Kansas City right now. But anyhow, got a big bad

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tornado watch going on out there with severe storms all over the place and supercells. So Opal, keep

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your head down. Jimmy, keep in touch with Opal and I'm sure you'll be okay. Yes. And let us know you

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guys made it through it please. Yes, absolutely. Break me off an email, Jimmy. All right, we'll be

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in touch. We want to know you guys made it through this. That's right. I'm sure you will. I mean,

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Opal is 80 something right? And she's lived out in Dodge City. I'm sure she's seen quite a few

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tornadoes and a lot of hail and a lot of wind. Being out there, you don't live out there without

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seeing quite a few tornadoes, wind and hail. That's just the way it is. So anyhow, we'll be right back

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right after these fine messages. Hey look, I think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe.

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Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

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Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank.

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Snowbank.

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Snowbank.

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Our constant pursuit for a real knee slapper. It's strange insults from an alien. Real hilarity.

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Are you always such an idiot or do you just show off when I'm around? Oh lord, that man just saw a puppy in half.

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Hey there, don't worry. I have a clown nose.

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Oh no, that drunk guy just hit my child. It's okay, I have a clown nose.

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Clown nose, just put one on and you can do anything. Want to run for office? Murder people in public?

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Just grab a clown nose and bam, everyone laughs. Clown noses are sold at gag stores online and

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pedophile conventions. Grab one today and make magic happen.

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Next up, things overheard in hell. Howard Stern just signed a 10-year contract extension.

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Oh shit, what's that over there? Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

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A headache-stricken man explained to his doctor, you have to help me, I'm shrinking. The doctor said I will. You have to be a little patient.

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Time to take a dump, listen to two douchebags and a microphone. It's been proven in laboratory rats to relax your anal canal. Get in cover.

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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark. And I'm Rob. Rob, you got something you want to speak of.

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Yeah, I'm going to go back into pussy again tonight. Sounds like a great topic to me.

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Cats are enigmatic creatures known for their mysterious ways and behaviors that often leave their human companions puzzled.

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One of the most fascinating aspects of feeding-line behavior is a variety of sleeping positions.

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And here's a short list of the positions and what they supposedly mean.

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Okay. The first one is the curled up ball. Often referred to as the classic cat sleeping position.

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Cats curl up into a tight ball, tucking their paws and tail around their body. This position provides warmth and security,

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parking back to their wild ancestors, need to protect vital organs from predators. It also consumes body heat and ensures the cat remains comfortable while resting.

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Next is the sideways snoozer. This is cool. A cat laying on its side, stretched out or slightly curled, indicates a high level of trust and comfort in its surroundings.

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The position exposes the cat's belly, a vulnerable area suggesting the cat feels no fear or danger. It's a sign of a relaxed, happy cat enjoying comfortable living conditions.

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Oh wow. Cool.

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And honestly, the rest of these are pretty much the same.

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Okay.

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And the last one, the belly up. When a cat sleeps belly up, it's the ultimate sign of trust and security.

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This position exposes the most vulnerable parts of a cat's body and is typically seen in environments where the cat feels most protected.

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Okay. Cool.

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Go ahead, keep going.

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And then next you got the loaf.

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Okay.

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In the loaf position, the cat sits with its paws tucked under its body, resembling a loaf of bread. You know how they have all their paws underneath?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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While not a full sleep position, it's a relaxed state where the cat is prepared to doze off or spring into action.

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The position suggests the cat is comfortable but remains alert to its surroundings.

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Cool.

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And then you have the half eye.

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The what?

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Half eye.

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Half eye? Okay.

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H-A-L-F.

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Half eye.

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Eye.

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Oh, okay.

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Cats often sleep with their eyes half open or slightly closed, a trait from their wild ancestors to stay alert to danger.

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If your cat sleeps like this, it's comfortable but in state degree ready to protect itself.

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The position offers a glimpse into the cat's need for safety and protection while resting.

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And then you have the superman.

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Some cats sleep sprawled out on their stomachs with all four limbs stretched out, resembling superman in flight.

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This position is usually adopted in cooler temperatures, but when a cat feels particularly safe and wants to stretch out its muscles,

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it's a sign that the cat is very secure and can keep it in its environment.

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Okay.

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And then lastly, the box sleeper.

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Cats have a notorious love for boxes, and sleeping in a box offers a sense of security and protection.

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This position, surrounded by the walls of the box, satisfies the cat's instinctual need for a safe and closed space.

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It's a quick reminder that cats prefer to feel protected and their enjoyment by finding unique places to rest.

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Wow.

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Okay.

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Wow.

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I thought that was pretty cool.

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That is cool because I know cats that have done all of those, and the one that I'm closest to, Kitzer,

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he does that where he spreads out and he's got complete trust.

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He does that to me because he'll come up to me and lay right next to me and do that, kind of give me a sign of,

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hey, you know what, I completely trust you.

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And I could tell it was that even before you told me that.

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You know what I mean?

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Well, when I read this, I got thinking about our cats.

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That is so true because I watch our cats all the time.

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It is true.

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Yeah, I mean.

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And they sleep in different positions.

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Yes, they do.

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And it's kind of explaining.

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They're comfortable, you know.

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They're secure.

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They're comfortable.

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Uh-huh.

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So.

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That's pretty cool, man.

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I mean, it really kind of, what would you call it?

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It kind of gives you the story about why cats do what they do a little bit.

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I mean, because they are odd animals and they do things their way.

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Yeah, they are.

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Yeah, so.

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Anybody that has one knows.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yep.

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Cats are, they do what they are.

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You don't own a cat.

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A cat owns you is the old saying.

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And then the other one.

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The other one is, let's say you have a cat and a dog, right, in your apartment and you die.

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I do.

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I do.

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Okay.

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Oh, and I die.

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And you die.

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Who's going to be laying on your lap and who's going to be eating you after a couple hours?

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The dog is going to be in severe grief, laying on you, hoping his master comes back to life,

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whining, sad.

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And the cat's going to go, hmm, well, shit, it's been three hours.

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He's definitely dead.

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I'm kind of hungry.

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They'll start eating you.

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Uh, he's just taking a nap again.

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Yeah.

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So yeah, that's the story between cats and dogs right there.

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Cats are like the ultimate predator.

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And when it comes down to it, you may have a really nice cat and really sweet.

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But at the end of the day, remember, they, remember where they come from, man.

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I love cats.

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We have cats, but I mean, they're, they're completely different than dogs.

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So, um, I've got an interesting story here.

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Um, it seems like there was, um, this varsity football player.

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Um, he had a severe peanut allergy that could kill him.

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His classmates found out about it in the football locker.

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And guess what they did, Rob?

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What?

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They put peanuts in his clothes.

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Oh my God.

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Uh, yeah.

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Back in October, Carter Manning 16 told his varsity football teammates at Lake

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Travis high school, Texas, about his peanut allergy and made it clear that it could

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kill him.

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But despite the young boys admission to his team, he discovered hours before a

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game that peanuts have been placed in his locker, his cleats, and even inside his

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jersey.

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That's fucked up.

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Wow.

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So, um, anyhow, Brooks and worthy.

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Well, anyhow, I'll go along with this part first.

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Carter Manning was just nine months old when his family discovered he had a nut

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allergy.

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We had him sitting on the counter and my husband was making a peanut butter

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sandwich right next to him.

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Carter reached his hand inside the peanut butter jar and he smear it on himself.

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Um, his mom, Sean, it tells people exclusively.

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Um, he puffed up.

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He quit breathing.

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They, uh, they applied CPR.

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They got him back, you know, and they, uh, and they got him treatment before it

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killed him.

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But this is like a very serious, you know, this is a very serious allergy.

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So, um, anyhow, his teammates did this, which is prompting a lawsuit towards the

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school over this.

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And, um, I mean, I guess it's for negligence.

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It didn't really say in this article.

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So I guess what they're saying is the school per se didn't put peanuts in his

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jersey.

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The kids did.

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But, um, I don't know.

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There's a recourse to file a lawsuit against the school.

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I don't know what their angle is.

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You know what I mean?

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I mean, I'm not saying it's, it's bullshit what the kids did and they're lucky

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their son's alive.

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And those kids need to be punished somehow, some way for doing that because

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they could have killed him.

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But Sue and the school, I don't get that.

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I mean, I understand they're outraged.

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I understand that they're mad as hell that this could happen at school, but

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ultimately kids are kids.

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They're stupid.

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Okay.

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Right.

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Right.

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What they're doing, what they're doing is they're running off the old rule that

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the school is responsible for the kids from the time they leave their house to

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the time they get home.

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Yeah, Rob, you're right.

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But do you think that that, look, like I said, everything before, I understand

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them being pissed.

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I understand them being outraged.

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I don't see how the school would be responsible.

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Exactly.

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This is an unfortunate answer.

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I mean, how old were they?

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I believe they were around 14 and 15.

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Okay, yeah, the school could not be responsible.

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Well, here's the deal.

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Not doing that.

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I had a bigger article about it, but it disappeared on me right before I started

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speaking about it.

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It was like my...

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I see, I know.

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Yeah, my Google Chrome just flipped out and went to a different story, so I had

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to like scramble.

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I started talking about it in the middle, and it disappeared, and I'm like,

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oh, shit.

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So I had to scramble to get another story of this same incident.

431
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So this story isn't nearly in depth as the other one, but I believe if what I read

432
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:42,660
before, what I lightly went over it was they're about 14 and 15 years old, and

433
00:38:42,660 --> 00:38:44,660
it was probably not varsity.

434
00:38:44,660 --> 00:38:46,660
It was probably junior varsity.

435
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:51,660
So yeah, I mean, I'm with you, Rob.

436
00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:55,660
I don't know how the school could have prevented anything like that.

437
00:38:55,660 --> 00:38:57,660
Not at 14 and 15.

438
00:38:57,660 --> 00:38:58,660
No.

439
00:38:58,660 --> 00:38:59,660
Yeah.

440
00:38:59,660 --> 00:39:00,660
No.

441
00:39:00,660 --> 00:39:04,660
So anyhow, interesting story, yeah.

442
00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:10,660
I mean, but you know, anyhow, Rob, you got something you want to go to.

443
00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:11,660
Yeah, why not?

444
00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:12,660
Okay.

445
00:39:12,660 --> 00:39:14,660
I'm going totally a different direction.

446
00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:18,660
All right, that's what we do here.

447
00:39:18,660 --> 00:39:21,660
I'm going to Charles Manson.

448
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,660
Oh, okay.

449
00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:25,660
That is totally different.

450
00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:28,660
Yeah.

451
00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:34,660
During a parole hearing, murder cult leader Charles Manson revealed his desire to be

452
00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:41,660
free so he could go to France and meet up with Roman Polanski.

453
00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:50,660
At the time, insiders revealed Manson was disgruntled that the disgraced director

454
00:39:50,660 --> 00:39:57,660
wasn't home with pregnant wife Sharon Tate when she and her friends were murdered,

455
00:39:57,660 --> 00:40:03,660
and he allegedly wanted to finish the job.

456
00:40:03,660 --> 00:40:12,660
At a 1986 parole hearing in St. Quentin, Manson was denied bail, but the convict

457
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:23,660
made an anonymous statement when he was asked what he would do if he were set free.

458
00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:29,660
I'd like to go to France because there's someone there I'm upset with,

459
00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:35,660
Manson said.

460
00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:40,660
Okay, that was in 1986.

461
00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:49,660
Polanski had been living in France since 1977 when he fled the U.S. one day

462
00:40:49,660 --> 00:40:56,660
before his sentencing hearing for unlawful sex with a minor in which he faced decades

463
00:40:56,660 --> 00:40:58,660
behind bars.

464
00:40:58,660 --> 00:41:05,660
Insiders claim Manson was bitterly disappointed that members of the Manson family

465
00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:11,660
missed Polanski when they brutally murdered Tate and four others.

466
00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:13,660
And also the baby.

467
00:41:13,660 --> 00:41:15,660
Also the baby in Sharon Tate too.

468
00:41:15,660 --> 00:41:19,660
They pulled the baby out and smashed it against a wall, dude.

469
00:41:19,660 --> 00:41:21,660
Right, right.

470
00:41:21,660 --> 00:41:28,660
Okay, Robert Polanski and Sharon Tate wasn't who they were after.

471
00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:36,660
That house was a music producer, a record company guy, that denied Charles Manson

472
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:38,660
a contract.

473
00:41:38,660 --> 00:41:43,660
He went there, he had his cronies pulled out to kill that.

474
00:41:43,660 --> 00:41:46,660
Yes, go ahead, go ahead.

475
00:41:46,660 --> 00:41:49,660
Record producer, yeah, that's part of the story.

476
00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:52,660
Okay.

477
00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:54,660
Go ahead, Rob, I'm sorry I didn't mean to.

478
00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:57,660
But Manson, well, no, that was pretty much it.

479
00:41:57,660 --> 00:41:58,660
Okay.

480
00:41:58,660 --> 00:42:02,660
That's where Manson's problem with Polanski was.

481
00:42:02,660 --> 00:42:06,660
Polanski kept running his mouth afterwards.

482
00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:07,660
Okay, like how?

483
00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:09,660
I was unaware of this.

484
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:10,660
I knew he fled to France.

485
00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:17,660
Charles can't stand the way Polanski has been bad-mouthing him in public

486
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:19,660
since 1969.

487
00:42:19,660 --> 00:42:22,660
Well, he did kill his wife and kill his baby, geez.

488
00:42:22,660 --> 00:42:23,660
I mean, or had it done.

489
00:42:23,660 --> 00:42:24,660
Well, right, right.

490
00:42:24,660 --> 00:42:26,660
Yeah, I'll get you there.

491
00:42:26,660 --> 00:42:27,660
I'll get you there.

492
00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:29,660
I would be probably really fucking mad, too.

493
00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:30,660
So go ahead, Rob.

494
00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:38,660
So yeah, Manson had a problem with him because of that, but...

495
00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:46,660
I'm surprised to this day that Manson didn't find some cronies to go kill him in France.

496
00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:48,660
Honestly.

497
00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:50,660
Right.

498
00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:53,660
He had that kind of power over people, certain people.

499
00:42:53,660 --> 00:43:05,660
And he pretty much hypnotized them into being his, I don't know, his worshipper and slave pretty much.

500
00:43:05,660 --> 00:43:12,660
And I'm surprised that he wasn't able to find somebody from prison to go over to France and kill Polanski.

501
00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:14,660
I really thought that was going to happen at one point.

502
00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:18,660
I was like, man, you know, he's deranged.

503
00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:20,660
He wants to flex his muscle.

504
00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:25,660
He's in prison, and he's pissed off because he can't flex his muscle.

505
00:43:25,660 --> 00:43:29,660
He can't have his cronies killing people and stuff like he did, right?

506
00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:36,660
So he was trying to flex his muscle in prison a lot of times, trying to psych out people and all this stuff.

507
00:43:36,660 --> 00:43:40,660
And I thought part of that was he was going to find a way to kill Polanski.

508
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,660
But he did not.

509
00:43:42,660 --> 00:43:47,660
And Charles Manson is probably burning in hell right now, would be my estimate.

510
00:43:47,660 --> 00:43:50,660
What do you think, Rob?

511
00:43:50,660 --> 00:43:51,660
I don't know.

512
00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:53,660
The more I'm reading about Roman Polanski.

513
00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:55,660
Oh, he's a piece of shit.

514
00:43:55,660 --> 00:43:56,660
Oh, he's a piece of shit.

515
00:43:56,660 --> 00:43:57,660
Oh, right here.

516
00:43:57,660 --> 00:44:00,660
I just ran across another one that just popped up.

517
00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:01,660
Oh, okay.

518
00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:11,660
Santa Monica judge is set on August 20, 25, trial day for a rape lawsuit against director Roman Polanski.

519
00:44:11,660 --> 00:44:13,660
He was a fil-

520
00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:16,660
And this was in 73.

521
00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:18,660
Okay, that would be the same.

522
00:44:18,660 --> 00:44:21,660
Oh, 73.

523
00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:24,660
That's what Manson was bitching about.

524
00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:25,660
Okay.

525
00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:28,660
Well, Polanski's a piece of shit.

526
00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:32,660
He did not deserve to have his wife killed and his kid killed.

527
00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:33,660
No.

528
00:44:33,660 --> 00:44:34,660
But he is a piece of shit.

529
00:44:34,660 --> 00:44:39,660
And I wish he was in America, in prison like he should be.

530
00:44:39,660 --> 00:44:45,660
But anyhow, he got away somehow and he's been living over there ever since.

531
00:44:45,660 --> 00:44:50,660
So let's take our second break and come back with someone we're lighthearted.

532
00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:52,660
You want to do that?

533
00:44:52,660 --> 00:44:53,660
Sure.

534
00:44:53,660 --> 00:44:54,660
How about Wendy's new Frosty?

535
00:44:54,660 --> 00:44:57,660
I can tell you all about that and what flavor it is.

536
00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:58,660
Does that sound good?

537
00:44:58,660 --> 00:44:59,660
Sounds good.

538
00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:01,660
Well, maybe.

539
00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:02,660
It depends.

540
00:45:02,660 --> 00:45:04,660
I'm trying to- you know what?

541
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:05,660
I'll wait until we get back.

542
00:45:05,660 --> 00:45:06,660
We'll be back in a couple minutes.

543
00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:07,660
Yeah, wait until we get back.

544
00:45:07,660 --> 00:45:08,660
Yep.

545
00:45:08,660 --> 00:45:22,660
Two douchebags in a microphone.

546
00:45:22,660 --> 00:45:25,660
More entertaining than a ruptured spleen.

547
00:45:25,660 --> 00:45:33,660
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

548
00:45:33,660 --> 00:45:35,660
How does a butterfly take a dump?

549
00:45:35,660 --> 00:45:37,660
It never stops long enough.

550
00:45:37,660 --> 00:45:40,660
Maybe it just shits while lofting.

551
00:45:40,660 --> 00:45:44,660
Maybe it shits real quick while chewing flowers.

552
00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:46,660
Hm.

553
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:54,660
I may never know.

554
00:45:54,660 --> 00:45:57,660
Our constant pursuit for a real knee-slapper.

555
00:45:57,660 --> 00:46:00,660
It's strange insults from an alien.

556
00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:01,660
Real hilarity.

557
00:46:01,660 --> 00:46:11,660
I will roast you, but my mom told me to not burn trash.

558
00:46:11,660 --> 00:46:16,660
We didn't mean it.

559
00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:27,660
Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little Bebo is listening to this film.

560
00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:36,660
Now, from his underground bunker encamped in Missouri, stock-full of dried guts, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys,

561
00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:40,660
is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Rant.

562
00:46:40,660 --> 00:46:48,660
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong office.

563
00:46:48,660 --> 00:46:49,660
Hey, look.

564
00:46:49,660 --> 00:46:51,660
I think we found land.

565
00:46:51,660 --> 00:46:53,660
Oh my god, I think we're safe.

566
00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:54,660
Oh no.

567
00:46:54,660 --> 00:47:02,660
It's the island of horrible jokes.

568
00:47:02,660 --> 00:47:07,660
What do you call a well-balanced horse?

569
00:47:07,660 --> 00:47:12,660
Stable.

570
00:47:12,660 --> 00:47:19,660
Two douchebags and one microphone.

571
00:47:19,660 --> 00:47:22,660
The apocalypse just happened.

572
00:47:22,660 --> 00:47:24,660
You don't know what to do.

573
00:47:24,660 --> 00:47:26,660
You don't know where to go.

574
00:47:26,660 --> 00:47:30,660
But we can tell you what you can eat.

575
00:47:30,660 --> 00:47:34,660
Wild asparagus is plentiful and easy to find.

576
00:47:34,660 --> 00:47:43,660
It can be stewed with garlic and onion, which is both wild, which can be easily found, and a very tasty post-apocalypse food.

577
00:47:43,660 --> 00:47:51,660
You can make this into a delicious stew, and this will hold you over at least for a couple of days until you can find some other food.

578
00:47:51,660 --> 00:48:15,660
Like I said previous, Wendy's is making nostalgia a flavor with their latest Frosty.

579
00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:23,660
The fast food chain is introducing their Orange Dreamsicle Frosty, inspired by the classic childhood popsicle.

580
00:48:23,660 --> 00:48:26,660
Do you know what I'm talking about, Rob?

581
00:48:26,660 --> 00:48:27,660
Yeah.

582
00:48:27,660 --> 00:48:28,660
Yeah, yeah.

583
00:48:28,660 --> 00:48:30,660
It's kind of like a creamy orange.

584
00:48:30,660 --> 00:48:32,660
I'm not a huge fan of that.

585
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:36,660
I think it might be good in a shake, but I used to despise their popsicles.

586
00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:38,660
I didn't like them.

587
00:48:38,660 --> 00:48:40,660
Did you like them?

588
00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:41,660
No.

589
00:48:41,660 --> 00:48:42,660
Yeah.

590
00:48:42,660 --> 00:48:44,660
So that's why I said it depends.

591
00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:47,660
I know a lot of people that love them are going to be very excited.

592
00:48:47,660 --> 00:48:52,660
The new sweet item will launch on Tuesday, March 19th and will replace the vanilla Frosty.

593
00:48:52,660 --> 00:48:56,660
See, I have a problem with that because I'm a huge vanilla Frosty fan.

594
00:48:56,660 --> 00:48:59,660
I like it better than the chocolate.

595
00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:04,660
It's for a limited time, but the beloved chocolate flavor is not going anywhere.

596
00:49:04,660 --> 00:49:06,660
So to me, that's shit.

597
00:49:06,660 --> 00:49:09,660
I would rather have the vanilla Frosty and not the Dreamsicle.

598
00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:12,660
But anyhow, they'll bring it back.

599
00:49:12,660 --> 00:49:18,660
The seasonal treat will combine the classic sweet orange notes flavor with a smooth vanilla Frosty

600
00:49:18,660 --> 00:49:22,660
to form a dreamy orange cream experience, according to them.

601
00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:28,660
The eye-catching orange color of this delectable treat was inspired by a spring season,

602
00:49:28,660 --> 00:49:33,660
and it tastes just as good as it looks, the chain in the news release.

603
00:49:33,660 --> 00:49:37,660
With the launch of Orange Dreamsicle Frosty on the first day of spring,

604
00:49:37,660 --> 00:49:41,660
the chain has now completed offering a flavor of each season.

605
00:49:41,660 --> 00:49:45,660
The chain has previously released Strawberry Frosty for the summer,

606
00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:49,660
False Pumpkin Spice Frosty, and Winter's Peppermint Frosty.

607
00:49:49,660 --> 00:49:51,660
So, there you go, Frosty fans.

608
00:49:51,660 --> 00:49:53,660
Hopefully you like Dreamsicle.

609
00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:56,660
If you like Dreamsicle, you're in fucking business, right?

610
00:49:56,660 --> 00:50:04,660
I've also got a new Canada Dry flavor, which they have not introduced one in a long time.

611
00:50:04,660 --> 00:50:05,660
You want to hear what it is?

612
00:50:05,660 --> 00:50:06,660
Okay.

613
00:50:06,660 --> 00:50:10,660
Canada Dry adds a new ginger ale to its permanent lineup.

614
00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:13,660
The next time you'll find yourself craving a ginger ale,

615
00:50:13,660 --> 00:50:16,660
you'll be able to choose between the classic zippy flavor,

616
00:50:16,660 --> 00:50:19,660
as well as a new version of the fruity twist.

617
00:50:19,660 --> 00:50:23,660
To me, I don't think ginger ale and fruit belong together, do you?

618
00:50:23,660 --> 00:50:25,660
No.

619
00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:26,660
But?

620
00:50:26,660 --> 00:50:28,660
No, I don't think so.

621
00:50:28,660 --> 00:50:31,660
I'll be willing to give it a try, especially in the zero sugar category,

622
00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:33,660
because that might be pretty good.

623
00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:37,660
Anyhow, I mean 480 zero sugar product.

624
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:41,660
Today the brand announced that it's releasing Canada Dry Fruit Splash.

625
00:50:41,660 --> 00:50:43,660
The new soda is a cherry flavored ginger ale,

626
00:50:43,660 --> 00:50:46,660
and it's made with a splash of real fruit juice.

627
00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:50,660
Given that many of our favorite fruit punches are made with ginger ale and fruit juice,

628
00:50:50,660 --> 00:50:53,660
it's a new flavor is already a winner in our book.

629
00:50:53,660 --> 00:50:57,660
It comes in regular and zero sugar versions.

630
00:50:57,660 --> 00:51:01,660
The new soda is available nationwide from Target, Amazon, and Walmart,

631
00:51:01,660 --> 00:51:07,660
among others in a 12-ounce, 12-pack format 799 and 20-ounce bottle format,

632
00:51:07,660 --> 00:51:10,660
which will be available May 1st.

633
00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:13,660
After May 1st, the flavor won't be disappearing entirely,

634
00:51:13,660 --> 00:51:18,660
unlike many of the new sodas from other brands that tend to stick around for a limited time only.

635
00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:22,660
The 20-ounce bottle won't be available nationally after the beginning of May.

636
00:51:22,660 --> 00:51:28,660
It will be available on a regional basis, and the 12-ounce can format is here to stay.

637
00:51:28,660 --> 00:51:33,660
Canada Dry said it added this flavor for its permanent lineup.

638
00:51:33,660 --> 00:51:37,660
Canada Dry also sells cranberry ginger ale, blackberry ginger ale,

639
00:51:37,660 --> 00:51:42,660
and ginger ale and lemonade, and ginger ale and orangeade flavors.

640
00:51:42,660 --> 00:51:46,660
Here's hoping to get even more fruity, ginger-y flavors in the future,

641
00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:51,660
is what All Recipes says, but not me.

642
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:56,660
I don't know, there's a couple there I might look into.

643
00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:59,660
Yeah, me too. You know what, I get bored.

644
00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:05,660
Well, if it's not real sugar sodas, I don't necessarily like them anymore.

645
00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:07,660
Yeah, right, right, right.

646
00:52:07,660 --> 00:52:12,660
So I don't know if I'm capable of really liking.

647
00:52:12,660 --> 00:52:16,660
I mean, the guy used to work with Brian, he was absolutely right.

648
00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:23,660
Once you go back to real sugar, you don't like the taste of corn syrup, so I probably won't like it.

649
00:52:23,660 --> 00:52:27,660
But that's just me.

650
00:52:27,660 --> 00:52:31,660
I know other people that they swear they can't tell the difference.

651
00:52:31,660 --> 00:52:37,660
They'll drink a real sugar Pepsi or Mexican Coke, then they'll drink a regular one.

652
00:52:37,660 --> 00:52:39,660
There's no difference.

653
00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:41,660
And I'm like, what? You're insane.

654
00:52:41,660 --> 00:52:44,660
They taste like two different beverages.

655
00:52:44,660 --> 00:52:48,660
Oh well. Hey, Rob, you got something you want to go into.

656
00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:50,660
Yes, I do. Yes, I do.

657
00:52:50,660 --> 00:52:56,660
Rob, the floor is yours.

658
00:52:56,660 --> 00:52:59,660
Over or under?

659
00:52:59,660 --> 00:53:02,660
Okay.

660
00:53:02,660 --> 00:53:10,660
Surprisingly, there is actually a correct way to hang a toilet paper roll.

661
00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:15,660
Oh, yeah, I read this article. Go ahead. I know what you're talking about.

662
00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:19,660
And it surprised me. I thought it was the other way. So, go ahead.

663
00:53:19,660 --> 00:53:23,660
I've always thought this way myself.

664
00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:25,660
Okay.

665
00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:30,660
Humans have debated things large and small over the millennia.

666
00:53:30,660 --> 00:53:40,660
From the diplomacy to breastfeeding in public, how often people ought to wash their sheets.

667
00:53:40,660 --> 00:53:54,660
But perhaps the most silly yet surprisingly key in household debate is the one in which we argue over which way to hang the toilet paper roll.

668
00:53:54,660 --> 00:53:56,660
Okay.

669
00:53:56,660 --> 00:54:05,660
The over or under question has played marriages and casual acquaintances alike for over 100 years.

670
00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:17,660
Both sides convinced they have the soundest reasoning for putting their toilet paper loose end out or loose end under.

671
00:54:17,660 --> 00:54:22,660
Some people feel strongly about right versus wrong, D.P.

672
00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:32,660
Hanging up, they will even flip the roll over and they go to the bathroom and the arms of strangers.

673
00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:38,660
Contrary to belief, it's not merely an consequential preference.

674
00:54:38,660 --> 00:54:43,660
There is actually a correct way to hang toilet paper.

675
00:54:43,660 --> 00:54:44,660
That surprised me.

676
00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:54,660
According to health experts as well as the man who invented the toilet paper roll in the first place.

677
00:54:54,660 --> 00:55:01,660
Uh-huh.

678
00:55:01,660 --> 00:55:04,660
Go ahead.

679
00:55:04,660 --> 00:55:05,660
Did you lose it?

680
00:55:05,660 --> 00:55:12,660
Let me make it clear about where we've even, uh, yeah.

681
00:55:12,660 --> 00:55:13,660
Where is it?

682
00:55:13,660 --> 00:55:14,660
Oh, okay.

683
00:55:14,660 --> 00:55:15,660
I see what we're doing.

684
00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:17,660
Okay.

685
00:55:17,660 --> 00:55:20,660
Right, no.

686
00:55:20,660 --> 00:55:31,660
The only key to maintaining a hygienic washroom is minimizing contact between people and surfaces.

687
00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:43,660
Dr. Christian Morrow, associate professor of health sciences and medicine at Bond University on Australia's Gold Coast,

688
00:55:43,660 --> 00:55:58,660
an Australian Broadcasting Corporation, depending on the type of roll holder, hanging the toilet paper over often lowers the chance of a user

689
00:55:58,660 --> 00:56:12,660
will touch the wall behind the fishing for paper, leaving germs behind on that surface, which could spread to the next user.

690
00:56:12,660 --> 00:56:19,660
You see, I never thought about it like that because I could have swore it was the other way was the proper way.

691
00:56:19,660 --> 00:56:26,660
According to health experts, over is the way to go.

692
00:56:26,660 --> 00:56:28,660
That surprised me.

693
00:56:28,660 --> 00:56:31,660
And once I read that, I understand that now.

694
00:56:31,660 --> 00:56:35,660
You see, the reason I thought under was the proper way is because it tears off easier.

695
00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:40,660
You have that pressure from it being under, and it tears at the perforated line easier.

696
00:56:40,660 --> 00:56:43,660
So I automatically thought, well, okay, it must be under.

697
00:56:43,660 --> 00:56:46,660
Under is the way to really put in toilet paper.

698
00:56:46,660 --> 00:56:48,660
But I was wrong.

699
00:56:48,660 --> 00:56:51,660
Yeah, it comes down to hygiene.

700
00:56:51,660 --> 00:56:52,660
Okay, I understand that.

701
00:56:52,660 --> 00:56:55,660
If it's over, your hand is away from the wall.

702
00:56:55,660 --> 00:56:58,660
Yes, I understand that now.

703
00:56:58,660 --> 00:57:00,660
But you know what I mean?

704
00:57:00,660 --> 00:57:03,660
If it's under, you can tear off a piece really easy.

705
00:57:03,660 --> 00:57:05,660
If it's over, it just kind of folds around.

706
00:57:05,660 --> 00:57:07,660
Yeah, I understand.

707
00:57:07,660 --> 00:57:10,660
So anyhow, that's cool to know.

708
00:57:10,660 --> 00:57:20,660
You know, parents are kind of taking a vested interest now in learning slang words for their kids.

709
00:57:20,660 --> 00:57:24,660
That way they know what they're saying because there's so many of them now, right?

710
00:57:24,660 --> 00:57:26,660
I have.

711
00:57:26,660 --> 00:57:34,660
Well, they did a study to see which new words millennials and Zs are using

712
00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:40,660
that the parents actually understand and like what they are.

713
00:57:40,660 --> 00:57:52,660
Coming in, in the first, is 70% of parents that like the slang term and use it themselves occasionally is salty.

714
00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:56,660
You see, I thought salty came from us.

715
00:57:56,660 --> 00:58:01,660
I mean, haven't you ever heard someone go, man, that guy's a little salty today?

716
00:58:01,660 --> 00:58:02,660
Oh, always.

717
00:58:02,660 --> 00:58:03,660
I say it.

718
00:58:03,660 --> 00:58:07,660
You see, I'm not so sure that came from the millennials or the Zs.

719
00:58:07,660 --> 00:58:10,660
I think that came from maybe even the boomers.

720
00:58:10,660 --> 00:58:12,660
I think it's been around a long time.

721
00:58:12,660 --> 00:58:14,660
I'm thinking boomers, actually.

722
00:58:14,660 --> 00:58:16,660
I'm thinking I've heard my dad say that.

723
00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:18,660
I think and I heard my parents say it too.

724
00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:20,660
And actually, I'll go a step further.

725
00:58:20,660 --> 00:58:25,660
I thought it used to be used a lot more.

726
00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:31,660
I bet you you could look at old movies and hear some go, ah, you're a little salty today or something like that.

727
00:58:31,660 --> 00:58:33,660
Because I'm pretty sure.

728
00:58:33,660 --> 00:58:35,660
I know I'd see movies like that.

729
00:58:35,660 --> 00:58:36,660
Yeah.

730
00:58:36,660 --> 00:58:37,660
So I bet salty.

731
00:58:37,660 --> 00:58:39,660
I can't take a rub on.

732
00:58:39,660 --> 00:58:46,660
I bet salty has a high percentage of them liking it because they've heard it before and they understand what it is.

733
00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:54,660
So the next one coming in at 67% and this one surprised me, Rob, because I didn't think they would like this one at all.

734
00:58:54,660 --> 00:59:00,660
Bougie or bougie.

735
00:59:00,660 --> 00:59:05,660
67% of the parents like that and actually use it every now and then.

736
00:59:05,660 --> 00:59:11,660
So I guess probably if something's really high class or something, you know, whatever.

737
00:59:11,660 --> 00:59:13,660
Oh, that's bougie or whatever.

738
00:59:13,660 --> 00:59:20,660
The parents probably use that because it's easy to use in any sentence and they know exactly what it means.

739
00:59:20,660 --> 00:59:21,660
You know what I mean?

740
00:59:21,660 --> 00:59:24,660
It's a pretty easy word to identify.

741
00:59:24,660 --> 00:59:25,660
All right.

742
00:59:25,660 --> 00:59:29,660
Next one is sus, which means short for suspect.

743
00:59:29,660 --> 00:59:36,660
And I can see that 65% of parents like that and use it.

744
00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:39,660
Next one is bet.

745
00:59:39,660 --> 00:59:43,660
63% and bet is like an affirmation.

746
00:59:43,660 --> 00:59:45,660
It's like, man, I know that one.

747
00:59:45,660 --> 00:59:46,660
Yeah.

748
00:59:46,660 --> 00:59:50,660
That Rob, man, boy, he's fucking he's he can cut that metal.

749
00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:51,660
Bet.

750
00:59:51,660 --> 00:59:53,660
And that just means I concur.

751
00:59:53,660 --> 00:59:56,660
Absolutely right.

752
00:59:56,660 --> 00:59:59,660
My son, my kids use that all the time.

753
00:59:59,660 --> 01:00:00,660
OK.

754
01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:04,660
Extra came in at 62%.

755
01:00:04,660 --> 01:00:08,660
And I forgot exactly what extra means.

756
01:00:08,660 --> 01:00:10,660
Do you remember what it means?

757
01:00:10,660 --> 01:00:13,660
No, not right off hand.

758
01:00:13,660 --> 01:00:15,660
OK.

759
01:00:15,660 --> 01:00:16,660
I remember the word.

760
01:00:16,660 --> 01:00:19,660
I just don't remember the definition.

761
01:00:19,660 --> 01:00:24,660
Cap came in at 57%.

762
01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:27,660
And I don't quite remember what that meant either.

763
01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:30,660
That's to shoot you, isn't it?

764
01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:32,660
No, that was our turn.

765
01:00:32,660 --> 01:00:33,660
That was our turn.

766
01:00:33,660 --> 01:00:35,660
Bust a cap in your ass.

767
01:00:35,660 --> 01:00:37,660
That came from extras.

768
01:00:37,660 --> 01:00:39,660
Cap means something else nowadays.

769
01:00:39,660 --> 01:00:42,660
Let me see if I can find out what cap means.

770
01:00:42,660 --> 01:00:43,660
Let's see.

771
01:00:43,660 --> 01:00:44,660
What should I put in?

772
01:00:44,660 --> 01:00:54,660
Gen Z word meaning cap.

773
01:00:54,660 --> 01:00:56,660
Hopefully that does it.

774
01:00:56,660 --> 01:00:57,660
A lie.

775
01:00:57,660 --> 01:01:01,660
A Gen Z slang, the word cap means a lie or something false.

776
01:01:01,660 --> 01:01:06,660
When someone says you capping, they are implying that someone is lying.

777
01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:13,660
Conversely, when someone adds no cap to the end of their message, they are saying they are telling the truth.

778
01:01:13,660 --> 01:01:16,660
Yeah, not the same cap we used.

779
01:01:16,660 --> 01:01:18,660
Not the same cap we used.

780
01:01:18,660 --> 01:01:20,660
No, no.

781
01:01:20,660 --> 01:01:23,660
Fina, 56%.

782
01:01:23,660 --> 01:01:26,660
Now let me see what that means.

783
01:01:26,660 --> 01:01:27,660
Fina?

784
01:01:27,660 --> 01:01:30,660
Fina, F-I-N-N-A.

785
01:01:30,660 --> 01:01:34,660
I know you got fixing too if I remember right.

786
01:01:34,660 --> 01:01:40,660
Fina is a contraction of fixing to meaning getting ready to do something.

787
01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:44,660
It's Southern American English and it emerged from fixing.

788
01:01:44,660 --> 01:01:45,660
Okay.

789
01:01:45,660 --> 01:01:46,660
You're right.

790
01:01:46,660 --> 01:01:47,660
Absolutely right.

791
01:01:47,660 --> 01:01:48,660
Shook.

792
01:01:48,660 --> 01:01:51,660
You remember what shook was?

793
01:01:51,660 --> 01:01:53,660
That made you shook up.

794
01:01:53,660 --> 01:01:55,660
Shook comes in at 54%.

795
01:01:55,660 --> 01:01:56,660
Well, let's check.

796
01:01:56,660 --> 01:01:59,660
That's what we think it would be.

797
01:01:59,660 --> 01:02:02,660
I'm a little shook up.

798
01:02:02,660 --> 01:02:07,660
Your nose is shook, you know.

799
01:02:07,660 --> 01:02:10,660
You get scared or whatever, you're shook.

800
01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:13,660
Shook is the past tense form of shake.

801
01:02:13,660 --> 01:02:20,660
It uses a slang term to describe feelings ranging from discompobulation and fear to rage,

802
01:02:20,660 --> 01:02:23,660
annihilation and kind of like all shaken up.

803
01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:24,660
So you're right.

804
01:02:24,660 --> 01:02:25,660
Exactly.

805
01:02:25,660 --> 01:02:26,660
Yeah.

806
01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:27,660
Simp.

807
01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:29,660
You remember what simp is?

808
01:02:29,660 --> 01:02:35,660
That comes in at 53% of the parents liking and using it.

809
01:02:35,660 --> 01:02:38,660
Sympathy.

810
01:02:38,660 --> 01:02:46,660
Simp is a slang insult for men who are seen as too attentive and submissive to women,

811
01:02:46,660 --> 01:02:52,660
especially out of the failed hope of winning some entitled sexual attention or activity from them.

812
01:02:52,660 --> 01:02:53,660
There you go.

813
01:02:53,660 --> 01:02:54,660
A patsy.

814
01:02:54,660 --> 01:02:55,660
Okay.

815
01:02:55,660 --> 01:02:58,660
So I guess my guess is sympathy.

816
01:02:58,660 --> 01:03:02,660
You just have to window on that one.

817
01:03:02,660 --> 01:03:05,660
It was a good guess though, Rob.

818
01:03:05,660 --> 01:03:06,660
Yeet.

819
01:03:06,660 --> 01:03:07,660
Y-E-E-T.

820
01:03:07,660 --> 01:03:10,660
I forgot that one too.

821
01:03:10,660 --> 01:03:12,660
Oh, I just read that one.

822
01:03:12,660 --> 01:03:13,660
I don't know.

823
01:03:13,660 --> 01:03:14,660
I can't remember what it was.

824
01:03:14,660 --> 01:03:15,660
Oh, here.

825
01:03:15,660 --> 01:03:16,660
Listen to this.

826
01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:17,660
Yeet is a slang.

827
01:03:17,660 --> 01:03:18,660
I remember it now.

828
01:03:18,660 --> 01:03:19,660
Yeet is a slang.

829
01:03:19,660 --> 01:03:20,660
Oh, hang on.

830
01:03:20,660 --> 01:03:24,660
Yeet has come in at 52% of the parents liking it or occasionally using it.

831
01:03:24,660 --> 01:03:30,660
Yeet is a slang word that functions broadly with a meaning to throw, but is especially

832
01:03:30,660 --> 01:03:35,660
used to emphasize forcefulness and a lack of concern for the thing being thrown.

833
01:03:35,660 --> 01:03:39,660
You don't eat something if you're worried that it might break.

834
01:03:39,660 --> 01:03:45,660
Yeet is also used as an interjection, most often to express excitement or enthusiasm.

835
01:03:45,660 --> 01:03:48,660
There you go.

836
01:03:48,660 --> 01:03:52,660
Now, do you want to hear some of the least liked words?

837
01:03:52,660 --> 01:03:54,660
Why not?

838
01:03:54,660 --> 01:03:55,660
Okay.

839
01:03:55,660 --> 01:03:57,660
These are the least liked.

840
01:03:57,660 --> 01:03:59,660
I saw this and I was like, this is pretty interesting.

841
01:03:59,660 --> 01:04:04,660
We would not be as if we did not have that one.

842
01:04:04,660 --> 01:04:06,660
I agree.

843
01:04:06,660 --> 01:04:07,660
Okay.

844
01:04:07,660 --> 01:04:12,660
Some slang are more acceptable like the ones we just said, and then there's some slang

845
01:04:12,660 --> 01:04:14,660
that parents do not like.

846
01:04:14,660 --> 01:04:22,660
And one, the number one on the list at 21% is bussin'.

847
01:04:22,660 --> 01:04:26,660
Extremely good, excellent, delicious, tasty.

848
01:04:26,660 --> 01:04:29,660
Extremely good, excellent.

849
01:04:29,660 --> 01:04:30,660
Okay.

850
01:04:30,660 --> 01:04:31,660
Bussin'.

851
01:04:31,660 --> 01:04:35,660
I wouldn't have got that at all, would you?

852
01:04:35,660 --> 01:04:36,660
Finna.

853
01:04:36,660 --> 01:04:40,660
Wow, finna's on the top and also on the bottom.

854
01:04:40,660 --> 01:04:41,660
Yeah.

855
01:04:41,660 --> 01:04:47,660
Finna at 16% is the second most hated word.

856
01:04:47,660 --> 01:04:50,660
Oh, because you hear it so damn much.

857
01:04:50,660 --> 01:04:54,660
Yes, it's meaning to or fixing to, like we said before.

858
01:04:54,660 --> 01:05:00,660
And cap isn't what we thought it was.

859
01:05:00,660 --> 01:05:02,660
So anyhow, cap comes in.

860
01:05:02,660 --> 01:05:04,660
Oh, cap's both too.

861
01:05:04,660 --> 01:05:08,660
Cap is the most loved one and most hated one too.

862
01:05:08,660 --> 01:05:09,660
It comes in at 14%.

863
01:05:09,660 --> 01:05:11,660
It is so damn much.

864
01:05:11,660 --> 01:05:12,660
Yeah.

865
01:05:12,660 --> 01:05:18,660
Even though I didn't realize that was cap was.

866
01:05:18,660 --> 01:05:25,660
Let's see, yeet at 14% is the fourth most hated word.

867
01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:26,660
And we know what that means.

868
01:05:26,660 --> 01:05:29,660
That means throwing something forcefully without regard

869
01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:31,660
of breaking it or nothing.

870
01:05:31,660 --> 01:05:36,660
And then simp is, comes in at 13%, and that's the sixth

871
01:05:36,660 --> 01:05:39,660
most disliked word by parents.

872
01:05:39,660 --> 01:05:44,660
And the simp is a guy that's too attentive or submissive to women,

873
01:05:44,660 --> 01:05:47,660
trying to get romantic feelings out of him,

874
01:05:47,660 --> 01:05:51,660
or he's just too much of a patsy or spineless

875
01:05:51,660 --> 01:05:53,660
or whatever you want to call it.

876
01:05:53,660 --> 01:05:58,660
So anyhow, that's the end of the list right there.

877
01:05:58,660 --> 01:06:00,660
So a lot of doubles then.

878
01:06:00,660 --> 01:06:01,660
Yeah.

879
01:06:01,660 --> 01:06:05,660
Yeah, and like you said, it comes from what you said.

880
01:06:05,660 --> 01:06:08,660
They hear it too much and they hate it.

881
01:06:08,660 --> 01:06:09,660
Yeah.

882
01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:14,660
And they probably hate it because other parents use it too.

883
01:06:14,660 --> 01:06:17,660
So that's very believable.

884
01:06:17,660 --> 01:06:18,660
You got anything you want to go into?

885
01:06:18,660 --> 01:06:19,660
No.

886
01:06:19,660 --> 01:06:20,660
Oh, go ahead.

887
01:06:20,660 --> 01:06:21,660
I'm sorry.

888
01:06:21,660 --> 01:06:22,660
I got one more little story.

889
01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:24,660
You seem like you're kind of itching to say something,

890
01:06:24,660 --> 01:06:30,660
so go ahead, man.

891
01:06:30,660 --> 01:06:34,660
A country music singer gets married in a mayor's office

892
01:06:34,660 --> 01:06:37,660
in spontaneous ceremony.

893
01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:39,660
Okay.

894
01:06:39,660 --> 01:06:45,660
And this was reported two days ago.

895
01:06:45,660 --> 01:06:46,660
Remember that.

896
01:06:46,660 --> 01:06:47,660
Okay, two days ago.

897
01:06:47,660 --> 01:06:49,660
Reported two days ago.

898
01:06:49,660 --> 01:06:52,660
Okay.

899
01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:55,660
Gary Allen is married.

900
01:06:55,660 --> 01:07:00,660
The country music artist wed his longtime love, Molly Martin,

901
01:07:00,660 --> 01:07:05,660
in a private ceremony.

902
01:07:05,660 --> 01:07:07,660
Oh, damn it.

903
01:07:07,660 --> 01:07:10,660
What?

904
01:07:10,660 --> 01:07:12,660
My damn phone.

905
01:07:12,660 --> 01:07:15,660
Oh.

906
01:07:15,660 --> 01:07:17,660
It jumped on me.

907
01:07:17,660 --> 01:07:18,660
Okay.

908
01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:20,660
On a programming note, while you're looking for that,

909
01:07:20,660 --> 01:07:21,660
I want to say that...

910
01:07:21,660 --> 01:07:23,660
Yeah, do that, do that, do that, yeah.

911
01:07:23,660 --> 01:07:24,660
Okay.

912
01:07:24,660 --> 01:07:29,660
We are getting ready to interject and freshen up a lot more bits.

913
01:07:29,660 --> 01:07:33,660
I have about 20 deep thoughts from Mark coming up

914
01:07:33,660 --> 01:07:36,660
and about 10 ramblings of a madman.

915
01:07:36,660 --> 01:07:39,660
So if you're getting tired of the ones that are going through right now,

916
01:07:39,660 --> 01:07:41,660
you're getting ready to hear a lot more of them.

917
01:07:41,660 --> 01:07:43,660
And we're going to brush up every, all of them.

918
01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:47,660
And another thing I'm going to do is some of the earlier ones

919
01:07:47,660 --> 01:07:51,660
that have like a volume difference that are kind of hard to understand,

920
01:07:51,660 --> 01:07:54,660
like I got the voice too fast or too slow,

921
01:07:54,660 --> 01:07:57,660
I'm going to be going over them systemically

922
01:07:57,660 --> 01:07:59,660
and getting them all fixed and corrected.

923
01:07:59,660 --> 01:08:03,660
So now when you hear a bit, hopefully they will all be more uniform.

924
01:08:03,660 --> 01:08:07,660
You won't have that pitch range, that noise range and all that.

925
01:08:07,660 --> 01:08:10,660
And that's something that I've been needing to do for a long time.

926
01:08:10,660 --> 01:08:14,660
But like I said, I got a week off coming up here, the end of March,

927
01:08:14,660 --> 01:08:16,660
and I'm not going on a trip.

928
01:08:16,660 --> 01:08:19,660
So I'm actually going to have time to do some of this stuff.

929
01:08:19,660 --> 01:08:21,660
Today I got a bunch of hard work done.

930
01:08:21,660 --> 01:08:23,660
A week, a week, so I'm going to have time.

931
01:08:23,660 --> 01:08:24,660
Yes.

932
01:08:24,660 --> 01:08:28,660
And we are going to freshen up the bits section.

933
01:08:28,660 --> 01:08:30,660
So just, that's on a programming note.

934
01:08:30,660 --> 01:08:32,660
Rob, did you find what you were talking about?

935
01:08:32,660 --> 01:08:36,660
Yes, I'm back with what it was I was scrolling through.

936
01:08:36,660 --> 01:08:38,660
Okay.

937
01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:41,660
And hit a Raw fan.

938
01:08:41,660 --> 01:08:42,660
Mm-hmm.

939
01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:45,660
So it drew me into the Raw fan.

940
01:08:45,660 --> 01:08:50,660
Okay, Jerry Allen is married.

941
01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:51,660
Okay.

942
01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:55,660
A country music artist, went his long time love Molly Martin

943
01:08:55,660 --> 01:09:02,660
in a private ceremony in Tennessee on February 5th,

944
01:09:02,660 --> 01:09:08,660
attended only by an officiate and a photographer.

945
01:09:08,660 --> 01:09:11,660
And it wasn't planned.

946
01:09:11,660 --> 01:09:15,660
After nearly a three-year engagement,

947
01:09:15,660 --> 01:09:18,660
Allen said he and Martin woke up one day

948
01:09:18,660 --> 01:09:22,660
and decided to take their love to the local mayor's office

949
01:09:22,660 --> 01:09:24,660
and make it official.

950
01:09:24,660 --> 01:09:26,660
Cool.

951
01:09:26,660 --> 01:09:29,660
Molly and I had been trying to find the right time

952
01:09:29,660 --> 01:09:32,660
and the right spot to get married,

953
01:09:32,660 --> 01:09:36,660
and we just decided the time was now.

954
01:09:36,660 --> 01:09:39,660
Allen told People magazine,

955
01:09:39,660 --> 01:09:42,660
we just didn't want to keep waiting.

956
01:09:42,660 --> 01:09:46,660
That doesn't mean they won't celebrate again

957
01:09:46,660 --> 01:09:49,660
with their loved ones in attendance.

958
01:09:49,660 --> 01:09:55,660
We may still do a bigger ceremony, celebration later on,

959
01:09:55,660 --> 01:10:00,660
but for now, we are happy to be husband and wife.

960
01:10:00,660 --> 01:10:02,660
Awesome.

961
01:10:02,660 --> 01:10:04,660
Very cool.

962
01:10:04,660 --> 01:10:06,660
Yeah, yeah, I thought that was cool.

963
01:10:06,660 --> 01:10:08,660
Real quick, we'll do this on the show.

964
01:10:08,660 --> 01:10:11,660
I want to bring back Nipple Yank,

965
01:10:11,660 --> 01:10:17,660
Netflix, and Ear Yank or Ear Twist or whatever it was

966
01:10:17,660 --> 01:10:19,660
for the next podcast.

967
01:10:19,660 --> 01:10:23,660
You think you can come up with a list?

968
01:10:23,660 --> 01:10:25,660
Yep.

969
01:10:25,660 --> 01:10:26,660
Okay.

970
01:10:26,660 --> 01:10:27,660
Yep.

971
01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:28,660
We haven't done that in a while.

972
01:10:28,660 --> 01:10:30,660
I was just looking through my notes and I'm like,

973
01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:33,660
yeah, yeah, I totally was on about that one.

974
01:10:33,660 --> 01:10:35,660
Yeah, so did I, until I was looking through my notes.

975
01:10:35,660 --> 01:10:37,660
I'm like, hey, we haven't done this in a while,

976
01:10:37,660 --> 01:10:41,660
and it's actually a fun little segment.

977
01:10:41,660 --> 01:10:43,660
All right, we'll be doing that.

978
01:10:43,660 --> 01:10:47,660
The Big Asshole Olympics are coming back here.

979
01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:51,660
Jeffy X promises some really good stuff here soon.

980
01:10:51,660 --> 01:10:53,660
So we got some cool shit coming down the pike.

981
01:10:53,660 --> 01:10:56,660
Our bits are getting bigger and larger,

982
01:10:56,660 --> 01:11:01,660
and I'm learning some little secrets of producing them better

983
01:11:01,660 --> 01:11:04,660
and coming up with some different angles and voices and stuff.

984
01:11:04,660 --> 01:11:08,660
I think soon we're going to be able to do some parody songs too.

985
01:11:08,660 --> 01:11:12,660
So, yeah, that's what you guys are looking at.

986
01:11:12,660 --> 01:11:16,660
So keep listening, and you will be highly rewarded

987
01:11:16,660 --> 01:11:19,660
if you like this kind of garbage, right?

988
01:11:19,660 --> 01:11:20,660
Always.

989
01:11:20,660 --> 01:11:21,660
Always.

990
01:11:21,660 --> 01:11:23,660
All right, everybody, have a great night.

991
01:11:23,660 --> 01:11:26,660
Thank you, assholes, for listening.

992
01:11:26,660 --> 01:11:29,660
Good night, assholes.

993
01:11:36,660 --> 01:11:38,660
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

994
01:11:38,660 --> 01:11:40,660
Ow!

995
01:11:40,660 --> 01:11:43,660
Hey, where did everybody go?

996
01:11:43,660 --> 01:11:45,660
Where are the douchebags?

997
01:11:45,660 --> 01:11:48,660
Oh, my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

998
01:11:48,660 --> 01:11:50,660
Oh, jeez.

999
01:11:50,660 --> 01:11:52,660
Ugh, glad they're gone.

1000
01:11:52,660 --> 01:11:54,660
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1001
01:11:54,660 --> 01:12:10,660
Man, that smells.