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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Should I throw away all my socks, then only buy 30 pair of one kind of sock? Will they eventually not match up?

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Two douchebags and a microphone. I'm Mark. And I'm Rob.

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Alright. So Rob, I think we need to congratulate the Kansas City Chiefs. Did you see the news?

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Yes I did. Yes I did. I don't know if it's congratulations or not, but I've seen it.

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Well, I mean, okay. To the rest of the league who didn't want to see it happen and said that it wasn't going to happen,

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but I kind of thought it wasn't going to happen either. The Chiefs have re-signed a five year deal with Chris Jones.

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So anyhow, you fuckers think the Chiefs may not three-peat, you better get your head out of the sand.

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You better get ready. Yeah. Like little fucking skippy bailus.

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I have an article if I get to it, if I even want to give that little bitch some time, saying that Joe Burroughs is better than Patrick Mahomes.

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I have all the stats and it's not even close. But if I get to that, we get to that. If not, we don't.

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But anyhow, I have a neat little story here Rob. Remember...

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Which, by the way, Chris Jones got a five year deal that goes 95 million.

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Yes. He is the highest paid defensive end and he probably deserves it.

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So anyhow, you know what? I'm glad they raised the salary cap because we're going to fucking need it.

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Yeah, we are.

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Well, Mahomes is talking about restructuring and doing a bunch of different things.

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Some of the other stars of the team are going to restructure because they want to keep this thing going.

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They want to keep winning. So they care a little bit more about winning than they do money. So that's great.

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And also Andy Reid just resigned for a few years. Steve Spagnolo resigned for a few years.

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And I can see where this is going. Andy Reid steps down, hands the keys to Spagnolo.

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That's what I think is going to happen eventually.

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Very well could be.

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I think they've both been talked to and said, hey, here's what we would like to see happen.

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The Hunt family or whatever here at Chief's Kingdom.

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You know, when you're ready to go, Andy, we, you know, we don't want you to.

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But when you're ready to go, we understand.

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So you hand the keys over to Steve Spagnolo and we're good.

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So I could see that happening very easily.

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So anyhow, I've got a nice little story here, Rob. Remember Mike Tyson?

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Asking you not for getting.

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Okay. Did you know that he's going to fight again?

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I've heard when he was, when that he was, and I've heard rumors of who it was going to be against. You tell me.

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Okay. Social media star turnboxer Jake Paul will fight former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson on July 20th at AT&T Stadium.

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That's a huge stadium, dude.

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Netflix announced Thursday that I believe that's the Dallas Cowboys Stadium, isn't it? AT&T.

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I think so. I think so.

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Okay. The streaming platform will provide live coverage of the bout between 27 year old Paul and 57 year old Tyson, who hasn't fought since he took on Roy Jones Jr. in the exhibition in November, 2020.

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Paul and Tyson will be in the main event of the first combat sports show for Netflix.

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And in recent fortes into live sports productions is the way Netflix is headed.

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It's still uncertain whether this bout will be staged as an actual pro fighter exhibition, particularly given the age of Tyson, who will be 58 by July.

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The specific still must be approved by the Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation, which regulates the boxing in the state.

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Tyson posts workout videos on social media.

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Rob, on a side note here, and anyone else, you need to look at these workout videos.

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The dude is in impressive shape.

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He looks fantastic.

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Mike Tyson, he has been hitting it good.

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He is not out of shape.

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Doesn't look like there's one ounce of fat on him.

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He's got the V shape.

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I mean, he is just one kind of strong guy.

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Honestly, I think he just might beat against Jake Paul.

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We will find out.

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The California State.

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Jake Paul is younger.

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Mike Tyson is older.

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He's going to need to be in shape.

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Well, here's the thing I think is Mike Tyson hits him one time.

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One time and that guy is done.

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Yeah, you got the Mike Tyson touch there.

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Yeah, well the thing is, Jake Paul, if he's smart, he can beat Tyson, but he's got to stay away from him.

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He cannot get in a situation where that uppercut or that left hook takes him out.

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One left hook or one uppercut, Jake Paul is gone.

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He's history.

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So, the California State Athletic Commission required this bout against Jones to be an exhibition.

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So, this Texas boxing match might be an exhibition too because they're not comfortable with a 57, well soon to be 58 year old man fighting a 27 year old man.

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And you know, but I'm telling you, I don't think there's much danger here.

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I think that Mike Tyson.

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Yeah, I don't take there's going to be much of an exhibition.

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Yeah, this is in guy down the road.

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I know you found out how the old dude can whip the young dude's ass. That's about it.

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This is a guy down the road. This is one of the best boxers ever to live in great shape.

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And I don't care if he's 57, the guy looks like he's been working out all 57 years.

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And the thing is, we're not talking about a real boxer per se anyhow.

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Jake Paul is okay, but if you put him in the WBC, he would be nothing.

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He'd probably be a tomato to you.

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Now his brother who is now in the WWE was in the boxing.

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I didn't know that. Okay.

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Well, Jake's.

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Logan Paul. Logan Paul was in the boxing. Jake Paul was more into MMA.

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Okay. Jake Paul's only loss came last year to Tommy Fury. If you wonder the Fury name, yeah, it's less accomplished.

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Dude, that is a little accomplishment right there.

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Tyson Fury. He is a little brother.

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Yeah, Tyson Fury. That is a major accomplishment right there.

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Yeah. Well, you know what? I mean, we shall see.

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I'm kind of interested in this fight, to be honest.

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Yeah, me too. Me too.

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I mean, look, boxing is so good. Boxing is so hard to come by anymore. And I really miss it.

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I remember me and my brother used to go to the Golden Gloves every year and watch them.

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We watched Tommy Morrison get dismantled by a lesser known boxer.

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We watched Razor Ruddock win a couple of titles.

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I think it was Municipal Auditorium. I mean, we used to love the sweet sport. It was so good.

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But, you know, time went on and more people went to MMA and people lost interest in it.

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So you have a sport that isn't nearly as good as it used to be. It does not garner the same audience or care.

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It used to be whenever there was a big fight coming up, there was a buzz in there. Remember?

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No, everybody was watching.

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Yeah, yeah. I mean, let me think of a pretty good matchup.

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Well, of course, Muhammad Ali against Joe Foreman.

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Sugar Ray Leonard.

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Or Joe Frazier. Sugar Ray Leonard was a good one.

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Yeah, one of them.

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You would see this fight would be coming up, this epic match.

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Let's say Holyfield and Tyson. The whole world would be abuzz.

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You'd be in the store and people would be talking about, I don't know, man, you know what, Holyfield, he's really quick and he could stay away.

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But you know what I mean? There's like a buzz in the air, you know?

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And, you know, it's just not like that anymore. People just don't seem to get it.

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Oh, yeah, there was definitely a buzz around Holyfield, that's for sure.

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Well, Holyfield was...

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He couldn't hear right after that fight.

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Yeah. Well, that was the third one.

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That was the third one when he started.

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Supposedly, did you read... I read an article on this, OK?

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And I don't know if this is true or not.

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Now, tell me if you think this is true or not. You seem to know quite a bit about boxing like me.

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OK, the reason that he said that he bit Holyfield's ear was, Holyfield kept headbutting him and putting, you know, lacerations in his eye.

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I heard that when it was happening. When that fight happened, I heard that.

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Yes, and that was supposedly the thing that keyed off Mike Tyson was he thought it wasn't fair that the guy, you know, would like open up a wound with his head and he felt he should have been called for some fouls, but he didn't.

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OK, but if Holyfield was headbutting people, he did it very precisely to where it was hidden.

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So I'm still debatable about that because Holyfield was kind of a clean fighter. He really was.

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Yeah, I know. And I mean, yeah, I've seen video. I've seen video of a headbutt right before that.

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Oh, you saw the actual video. Is it out there? Yeah.

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Did it look like I mean, years ago? Yeah, he headbutted Tyson before that. So Tyson bit his fucking ear off.

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You know what? I kind of get it. I kind of get it.

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Tyson just did payback. You want to fight dirty, so can I. But I did not see it as Holyfield headbutting. I think it was coincidental.

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OK, OK. My opinion. OK, all right. Well, anyhow, who knows? But anyhow. Yeah, that was 20 some years ago.

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In the break room at work today, there was a little bit of a buzz.

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I showed some people the article that I was looking at. I go, hey, check this shit out. And they had not heard it yet.

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And there was a little bit of a buzz, Rob. People were like, wow, man.

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Then they saw the picture of Tyson and how great he looked. And people like, you know, I may just take the time to watch this thing, which is what boxing needs.

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Look, Tyson is not going to be boxing for any amount of time after this. This might be and probably is his last one ever.

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Probably. Yeah, I would guess. But just the fact that he gets back in the ring and gets some buzz, I think boxing needs to come up with a couple of really good matches really quick while there's a little bit of interest in there.

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So, yeah, because interest in boxing is dying out. It really is. Oh, it has. I mean, the Klitschko brothers just have no star power, no star power.

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And then everybody else, you know, I could name some names, but nobody would know who they were. So who cares?

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You know, we've been keeping up with our boy Tyreke Hill, right? Yeah. OK, well, there seems to be another little issue with him.

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Tyreke Hill was reportedly involved in a heated confrontation at a Kevin Hart comedy show on Friday night after a woman accused him of taking her seat.

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According to TMZ, I know you can't write this shit. Hill was at Hart Show at the Coca-Cola Roxy in Atlanta when the woman grabbed him after he got into a seat.

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Hill denied stealing the woman's seat and at that point decided to leave before the situation escalated further. He reportedly did not use any physical force, which is good because he would have.

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Yeah, that's good for him. He is on probation. Yeah, he would have got thrown out of the league. I mean, ask Kareem Hunt about that.

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Soon after, according to TMZ, the woman pushed someone from Hill's group before the venue's security intervened.

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The woman was also said to be accompanied by a male companion and she verbally confronted Hill's group.

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Anyhow, cops reportedly showed up as well as and then they separated the parties.

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Cobb County PD told TMZ that after reviewing the video, they determined the woman was the primary aggressor in the incident and she and her male companion were reportedly handcuffed.

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Hill's friends, though, did not want to press charges and everyone was released, which is very cool of them.

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This thing comes after a lawsuit exclusively obtained by the Daily Mail said that Hill broke a woman's leg when he charged at her with crushing force during a backyard.

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We already reported on that backyard football lesson. Influencer Sophie Hall says Hill, 29, felt humiliated when she managed to hold her down and even knock him backwards during a series of drills at his Florida mansion.

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So we already reported on that. Look man, I'm in Hill's corner. I want to be in the league. I like a league that has a Tyreke Hill because it's a better league.

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Are we afraid of him? No. No. We beat him so many times. We beat him like a drum.

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He just needs to keep his ass out of trouble.

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Yeah, I want to see him in the league and I want to see him do well. I would love to see him break that record. He was on par to break the all-time yards record, but it didn't happen.

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I would love to see him get that accomplished. So anyhow, Tyreke, we still love you and KC even though you're kind of getting shady here and there. We still thank the world of you.

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We do. We do.

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Yep. So come here Tyreke. Give us a big old hug. Come on.

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Yeah. Come on little guy.

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Come on you little ball of muscle. Come here.

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Alright. Now get out of here. Go back to Miami.

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Alright. Rob, you have anything you want to speak of?

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Yeah, I do.

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I'm going to go into the fiend line.

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Talk about some cats. How's that?

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Alright. Talk about pussy. All you want.

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I did not say that tongue in cheek. Come on.

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Oh yeah.

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Okay maybe.

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Come on. Yeah.

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Guys, get your mind out of the gutter. Geez.

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Cats communicate in my way and their eyes are powerful tools in their communication arsenal.

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When your cat stares at you, it's not just a simple gaze. It's a complex form of communication that can express a range of emotions and intentions.

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Understanding the subletties behind their stares can enhance the bond between you and your fiend line friend.

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One of the most heartwarming interpretations of a cat stare is affection.

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When your cat looks at you with a soft, slow blink, it's often referred to as a cat kiss.

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This gentle blink is a cat's way of showing trust and comfort.

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Okay, I kind of figured that, but I didn't know they called it a cat kiss. You can kind of tell by the way they look at you and how they act that they're like affirming that, you know.

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Yeah, yeah. Just a gentle look and blink. Yeah.

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But there are others.

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Sometimes a cat stare is simply a request for your attention.

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Mm-hmm. Whether they're hungry, in the mood to play, or seeking some cozy cuddle time.

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I have a cat that does that, our big yellow cat, Kitzer. That's what he does.

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I do too.

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He comes up and looks me in the eye. I'm like, what, you want food? He stares at me. You want to go outside? He stares at me. Oh, you want me to pet you? He puts his head down so I can pet him.

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So, yeah, that's cool. Your cat does that too.

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One of my son's cats. Every morning when I'm first getting up and I'm in the bathroom, his cat's got to come in with me.

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Oh, cool. Just to let me know, hey, time to eat.

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Yeah. Yeah. They have definite personalities like dogs.

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Yeah, so that's another way of communicating.

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And then cats are naturally curious creatures, and their staring often stems from an intense interest in their surroundings.

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Mm-hmm.

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When your cat stares at you, it might be trying to figure out what you're up to, or simply finding you fascinating.

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Well, yeah, I've seen cats study people before, including me.

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Yeah, yeah, mine do. Mine does.

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The coolest though, man, is have you ever been around a monkey when they examine people's faces?

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It is really interesting because you can see them thinking. They're like, man, they kind of look like us, but they're kind of different. They're much bigger. Look at that, man. Yeah.

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Yeah. My cats do it. My cats give me that look all the time.

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Yeah. Hear that, or monkeys thinking, man, these guys are stupid. Geez. Get them out of here.

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Okay. And lastly, in the feline world, staring can also be a way of establishing territory.

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When your cat stares at you, they might be asserting their presence and reinforcing the special bond you share.

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Cool. All right. Thank you for the pussy report, Rob.

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Yeah, always, always want to help them with a pussy report.

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All right. Rob is awesome with pussy. He knows all about it. So anyhow, let's take our first break and we will be right back with more garbage. How's that sound, Rob?

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We'll be back.

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If I ever find that doctor that screwed up my limb replacement surgery, I will kill him with my bare hands.

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Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks with them when they golf? In case they get a hole in one.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Wild asparagus is plentiful and easy to find. It can be stewed with garlic and onion, which is both wild, which can be easily found in a very tasty post-apocalypse food.

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You can make this into a delicious stew, and this will hold you over at least for a couple of days until you can find some other food.

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And we are back. This is Two Douchebags in a Microphone, and I'm Mark.

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And I'm Rob.

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Um, Rob, have you ever heard of Shadow Milk Company? S-H-A-T-T-O.

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Okay, Shadow Milk Company is a dairy farm north of Kansas City. I think its address is Osborne, Missouri. Osborne.

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Yeah, I know where that is.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like on 36 Highway just east of St. Joe and west of Cameron, I believe.

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Okay. Well, Shadow is, they're really cool. They do all different types of specialty milks, including old-fashioned delivery service.

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In glass bottles, they bring it to your port, set it down, and get your empties. They still do this. Isn't that cool?

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Yeah. They have their own delivery drivers that come out and put milk down there like they used to. And you do remember that, Rob. You're old enough to remember that, right?

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Yeah, yeah, I do.

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Okay, for those of you that don't know, they're a little bit too young, because this is going way back. There used to be a milk delivery man, and I'm not kidding you.

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Yep. We had one in Belk.

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Yeah, yeah. There was one in northeast Kansas City where I did some growing up at in the wee years. And anyhow, he would come down and he would hit the whole block.

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You know, he would go out there, take a couple of quart bottle containers and leave a couple, and I guess they'd cut him a check every month or whatever. Yeah.

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So, Shadow Milk.

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Yeah, that was back in like the 70s.

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Early 70s.

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Because they started carrying milk in the grocery stores probably about mid 70s, and then by the end of the 70s, everyone got it from the grocery store and people didn't give a shit about getting it from the dairy or whatever. So, it's interesting.

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Yeah, it was about the mid to late 70s. We would have the milk man swing by our house in Belk.

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I remember that.

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He used to wear a white uniform, right? Remember that?

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Yeah. Okay, well Shadow Milk Company is really, it's unique. They offer tours. As a matter of fact, have you ever seen Ozzy and Jack's World Detour? We're talking about Ozzy and Osborne and his son?

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Yes, I have. Yes, I have.

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Okay, well for those of you that don't know this, Ozzy, Osborne and his son Jack do a, well they did, not now, they don't now, but they did where they drove all across America and even went to some other countries I believe, and they visited different places.

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Shadow Milk was one of the places that they visited, and they got to milk cows and do all this shit. It's really interesting.

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Okay, I did not see that at the time.

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Well, you can look it up on YouTube, the Ozworns at Shadow Milk Company. So anyhow, they went there and they milked and everybody was like kind of in awe of them, even the people that didn't really know who he was, you know, this long hair with tattoo and the son, you know.

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So anyhow, so Shadow Milk Company releases Niners Tears flavor in honor of our Super Bowl win.

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Kansas City, Missouri, Dayline. The Shadow Milk Company is releasing two new limited edition flavors to commemorate the Kansas City Chief Super Bowl victory over the San Francisco 49ers.

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The first flavor taken a jab at the 49ers is called the Niners Tears Milk.

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Boulevard Brewing Company releases special beer for International Women's Day. That was on the bottom here, and I decided to go ahead and read it because Boulevard is a local beer company.

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The milk is a salted caramel. The first launch will be at the Shadow Milk Country Store in Osborne, Missouri on Saturday, March 16.

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The drink will then be available at grocery stores located throughout Kansas City Metro, Des Moines, Orangeburg, St. Joe, and Columbia, along with Betty Ray's locations.

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Betty Ray's is an ice cream company that is just fantastic, dude. They have all these homemade ice creams that you just would not believe. Shadow Home Delivery is a...

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I could catch Columbia. It's only an hour and a half from here.

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It's the closest one.

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Yeah, you could go there and get it. Shadow Home Delivery.

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Yeah, only an hour and a half.

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Well, you're going to have to wait until after March 16, I guess, because that's when they introduce it to their country store up there in Osborne.

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So you can go up there and get it, which I wouldn't because it's probably going to be sold out in a couple hours.

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Which actually, that sucks because I think I'm going up that way next weekend.

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Oh, damn it. You're just going to miss it then.

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Yeah, a week before.

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Okay. Well, it's going to be available in all those places after Shadow Home Delivery is accepting pre-orders now for delivery by the Shadow Milkman.

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The name and flavor of the second milk has not yet been released. The company hasn't announced what its second flavor will be yet.

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There you go. Now you like that.

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As long as they got chocolate, that's all it matters.

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Oh, dude. I'm not kidding you.

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They've got to have chocolate.

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They've got the best milk. And also when you go there and you do a tour, you get free samples.

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I've never heard of it.

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It's a pretty cool place. Pretty cool place.

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Anyhow, Rob, do you have anything you want to get into?

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Yeah, I got one here.

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All righty.

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There's been a lot of conversation about just how long future Hall of Fame quarterback Aaron Rodgers intends to play in the NFL.

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Mm hmm.

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Yes, I'm going to A-Rod.

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With retirement rumors and speculation seemingly popping up every off season.

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not only will he not be retiring this year or next, but he plans to play up to four more years in the NFL.

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We'll see if the NFL can have him for four more years because if nobody wants to sign you and you're ineffective, you know, so we'll see.

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Now I'm Jets and he's coming back with the Jets, which he had to be honest, he didn't get a pair of shots so he could do with them.

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Nope, but I can't wait for Mahomes.

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First quarter, first game he was taken out.

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I know, really quick. I think it's the third play, the third offensive play. Snap.

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So, I can't wait to see Mahomes and company whip the shit out of him in the playoffs if they make it that far.

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But according to him on this podcast, he's probably going to be in a rep for a while.

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Okay, well wait.

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At least four more years. We'll see if his body holds out.

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man. I mean, look, I mean, we'll see. I mean, that was a hell of an injury to have at that age.

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So we'll see if he can come back from it.

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He was what, 39?

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Yeah, yes. So we'll see. He may want to play as long as Brady did, but Brady was a special kind of a person too.

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His cheat meal was kale. I mean, he took care of his body and he practiced and he learned and learned and learned all the other defenses.

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You know, he won not because he had the best arm. He won not because he was the smartest guy on the field.

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He won because he's the most dedicated guy on the field. Right?

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Yeah. So we'll see if A-Rod is actually like that. A-Rodge, not A-Rodge.

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We'll see if A-Rodge is actually like that and committed to it or not. Because I don't. Personally, my belief is he's not.

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And I don't think he'll be around five years, just my opinion. So anyhow.

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Okay, thanks for that report.

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You know, a lot of people have problems with bananas after they buy them. They go bad really quick, including myself.

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Right. Everybody. Everybody.

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Well, it seems like we have not been taking care of bananas correctly all along.

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This is how you take care of bananas and you have them stay fresh on you for a while.

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Wrap the stems with plastic wrap to keep the bananas ripe for longer or to stop them from becoming overripe too quickly.

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The method slows down the release of ethium glass gas.

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I can't talk tonight. Which is responsible for ripening fruits.

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Another one is.

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I'll just quit blowing off my bench here.

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Prevent sliced bananas from browning by dipping them in lemon juice or orange juice.

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The citric acid in juice helps to slow down the oxidation process, keeping the bananas look fresh for longer.

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And you can also do that with potatoes.

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You know, like whenever people make fresh cut fries, remember they fill oxidation in there?

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OK. Well, you can also use orange juice or lemon juice. I've seen that done before.

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Bananas can be a useful and tasty substitute for eggs in some recipes like brownies, cookies, muffins and cupcakes.

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Substitute one banana for one egg to add moisture and binding properties to your baked goods.

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There's no wrong way to peel a banana. You can peel it from the top and bottom or even give the banana a light tug in the center to break it into two clean even halves.

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The flexibility in peeling makes bananas convenient and easy to enjoy.

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Need to quickly ripen a banana? Preheat your oven to 300 degrees.

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With the peel still on, place the banana directly onto the oven's baking rack.

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Let the banana cool for a few minutes before using it. The oven will help caramelize the sugars in the banana, making it sweeter and more flavorful.

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So there is your banana report, Rob.

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Cool!

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Yeah. I didn't know all that about bananas, did you?

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No, I did not.

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I just happened upon that one and I'm like, you know what, this is cool. I'm going to report it.

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Do you know I have a Things to Whisper in a Stranger's Ear in my hands?

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Oh, God, I miss it.

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I know you do. Well, we're bringing this back up. We're bringing it back to life, resurrecting it from the dead, if you will.

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Yeah. This came about on our podcast very early, maybe the third or fourth show.

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It's Things to Whisper in a Stranger's Ear. You know, like there's a crowd of people and just walk by someone and whisper something in their ear, which would, you know, it could be like nice, it could be odd, it could be threatening.

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I mean, who knows, you know, these are things that we think would be funny to whisper in somebody's ear to make them go, what?

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So the first thing that I have is to whisper in a stranger's ear, is ravioli a meat pop tart?

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I like that one. I like that one.

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I think it's a meat pop tart. What do you think?

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It's got to be.

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It has to be. What else can it be? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a meat pop tart.

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Next one. I shaved down there.

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Now, you could get punched in the face for that. I don't know.

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If I walked up and said that to somebody, I would get punched in the face. I would expect to get hit in the face.

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Yep. Yep. Okay.

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Okay, maybe not do it. Unless it's a woman.

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Oh. A woman may appreciate that.

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That's true. You should be like, oh, you got rid of the thatch. Thank you.

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Next one. Pull my finger.

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Now you get your head every time.

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To a stranger. Yes. You walk up there. These are things to whisper in.

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Now you get your head every time. Things to whisper in a stranger's ear. Yes.

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Oh yeah. Yeah. That one right there. Thanks to grandpa. Yep. Yep.

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Grandpa. Yeah. Grandpa was the one who taught me that one. Hold them down and make them smell your vile nectar.

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Next one. I have implants. Didn't say where.

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Could be anywhere, Rob. Good point. Yeah.

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Could be penis. Could be. Could be tooth. Yeah. Yeah. It could be anything. Yeah.

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Yeah. So, yeah. That may not get you hit.

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You may explain to them later that you were talking about your tooth. Yeah.

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That they didn't need to hit you. Yeah. So.

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00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Next one. If it's a man. Put the lid down.

403
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Next one. If it's a woman. Put the lid up.

404
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
Yeah. Very acceptable battle.

405
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,000
Not feeling it, Rob? Not feeling it? Come on, man. Come on.

406
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Okay. It's always been to the guy. Put the lid down.

407
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,000
Well, why can't a woman put the lid up? That's what I'm saying.

408
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Come on. Come on. Cut us a favor.

409
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:00,000
But us men have kept quiet for so many years. We've been suffering in silence for years.

410
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:07,000
We have. It's up to us to do the work. Yeah. Come on. You guys fit in too. Yeah.

411
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
You lift the lid up for us. Yeah. Yeah.

412
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:16,000
You know what? Everything. That's fair here. We want women to be equal. That's it. Yeah.

413
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:21,000
You want to be equal? Be equal, Danny. There we go. Lift the lid up.

414
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,000
All right. Let's go ahead and. We'll put it down if you lift it up.

415
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:30,000
We'll move on before we bury ourselves too much, right Rob? Yeah. We better. We better.

416
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Okay. This next one you will probably remember. But a lot of people won't.

417
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:40,000
But a lot of people won't. So look the quote up if you want to.

418
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Who wears short shorts?

419
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:51,000
We wear short shorts. I knew you'd remember it. It was an old Nair commercial.

420
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,000
I cannot believe I just remembered those words. You sure did.

421
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:04,000
Oh, anyhow, it was a Nair commercial. It's joy to be a kid in his seventies.

422
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Oh yeah. You see a bunch of women with shorts on going, we wear short shorts.

423
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:15,000
And yeah. Yep. And I didn't even know what Nair was.

424
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:21,000
And for all you younger people, look it up. That's what Google's for. Google it.

425
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Now this next one I would only do it to women, not men. Because you probably could hit in the face.

426
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000
Spit or swallow?

427
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:39,000
Oh dude. Dude. Yeah that would get your ass knocked out.

428
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,000
If you said that to a guy, yeah. Yeah women might hit you in the face too.

429
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:52,000
But it probably wouldn't hurt as bad if a woman did it. So there. So that's my reason.

430
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000
No, their husbands are going to walk up.

431
00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:00,000
Okay, make sure they're single. Yeah, you're getting your ass kicked dude.

432
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Make sure they're single before you do that. There you go.

433
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:11,000
This next one, you'll get it, I'll get it, and a couple of, probably about 60% of the guys will get it.

434
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Women, I'm not sure. Meat whistle or ant eater?

435
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Ant eater. Let's see, how can we describe this?

436
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:30,000
Well, let you describe it. This is going to be interesting.

437
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:40,000
When they circumcise a male, you know you have that little onion ring part and then you got the head of your penis, right?

438
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,000
That would resemble, that could resemble a whistle.

439
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:55,000
Okay. Now when you don't get cut when you're young and you have the dick flap, that would resemble an ant eater.

440
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:03,000
So there you go. That's your anatomy lesson of the day people.

441
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Nicely done Mark. Nicely done. Thank you. Yes.

442
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:16,000
The next and last one, luckily for you people listening, got batteries.

443
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:22,000
That could mean anything. I like that one. I like that one.

444
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,000
When you say my alarm clock, it died on me and I need batteries. I couldn't find any. That's all I'm asking.

445
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:35,000
I wasn't making any reference to some sort of a vibrating toy you might or might not have in that bag of yours.

446
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:39,000
Wasn't that at all, right Rob? Right.

447
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,000
They need to get their mind out of the gutter, don't they Rob? Yes it does.

448
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:49,000
Alright. Let's take our second break. Then we're going to come back with Rob's choice.

449
00:44:50,000 --> 00:45:00,000
And also, we skipped this week. Next week, let's bring back fake stories.

450
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:05,000
Since both our fake stories were found out already. Yep.

451
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:13,000
So starting Monday, anything from there on that whole week, there could be a fake story in there somewhere.

452
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Today is Sunday, so it's after this episode.

453
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:27,000
Today is Sunday the 10th, so starting Monday the 11th, there could be a fake story anywhere in there.

454
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,000
So anyhow, alright, we'll see if people can catch us and bust our nuts.

455
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:37,000
Alright, we'll be right back in a couple minutes. Sounds good. Alright, thanks.

456
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:52,000
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457
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458
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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

459
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Man, I sure wish I was the garbage man. You know what I could do if I was the garbage man?

460
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,000
I could go to the wrong parts of town on the wrong days periodically in the morning.

461
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:22,000
And then watch everybody run out of their house in their underwear with two bags of trash screaming, stop, halt.

462
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Yeah, that's what I'd love to do.

463
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:38,000
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464
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465
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466
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476
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478
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479
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:08,000
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484
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485
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Alright. If you look at sites like Franklin where people vote up or down haunted places you occasionally see one isolated Missouri lake get mentioned.

486
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:10,000
It's the upper big lake dam area just north of Charleston Missouri.

487
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Oh okay.

488
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:22,000
Missouri Haunted Houses tells a tale of a fisherman whose nephew was accidentally killed with a shotgun.

489
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:37,000
As they tell it the fisherman later returned to upper big lake to fish again but was tragically drowned by what many claim is the ghost of the nephew.

490
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Oh wow.

491
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:51,000
The story does it in there. Upper big lake near Charleston Missouri has had way too many reports of drownings.

492
00:49:52,000 --> 00:50:04,000
Where including a Sexton man years ago a tall lake like this is not only what you would associate with drownings.

493
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000
Oh wow okay.

494
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:16,000
So yeah upper big lake is known for drownings man.

495
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:23,000
It's a nice calm lake and they're saying it's haunted.

496
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:28,000
Very well could be. Very well could be.

497
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Yeah.

498
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,000
Okay.

499
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000
I wish this article went into more but it didn't.

500
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:38,000
Well I think everyone I got to just of it I think everyone else probably did too Rob.

501
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,000
Yeah I did. My mom looked into it.

502
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,000
Yeah I mean if you can find out any more about it please bring it to us.

503
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000
But I mean that was pretty cool.

504
00:50:48,000 --> 00:51:07,000
There was a list released last week or the week before and it was a list of people that are trying to date the worst thing someone did to them while trying to date them.

505
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:14,000
So they compiled this list of what you definitely don't do during a first date.

506
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:20,000
Place a sports bed online while waiting for your food.

507
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,000
I think I get that one don't you?

508
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Yeah.

509
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,000
Yeah.

510
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,000
Yeah so.

511
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,000
Double dipping.

512
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:36,000
I guess I hate that on a first date.

513
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:42,000
Like you order artichoke dip you know spinach artichoke dip or salsa or something right.

514
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,000
Let's say you're in a Mexican place.

515
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,000
I've always been told that but I don't see it being done.

516
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
I didn't think anyone gave a shit.

517
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,000
I mean I really don't think.

518
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Well I guess women I guess people actually do.

519
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,000
I've heard it was bad manners for years.

520
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Oh okay well according to them.

521
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000
I don't see the problem with it myself.

522
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:09,000
Well I guess it's a problem for some people if their first date they're double dipping already.

523
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,000
I guess they take it for a sign of things to come or something.

524
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,000
I don't know.

525
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,000
So.

526
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Did you feel comfortable already?

527
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,000
I don't know.

528
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,000
Okay next one.

529
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:24,000
No talking about your ex.

530
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,000
Okay if someone.

531
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,000
First date no.

532
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,000
No if they're talking about their ex run.

533
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Because it's like one of those people they have a problem with 30 other people.

534
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:39,000
And they and they swear it's all them to see it 30 other people.

535
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,000
You know what I mean.

536
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Right.

537
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Yeah.

538
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,000
You're thinking 30 people you have a problem with maybe it's you.

539
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:48,000
That's the problem.

540
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,000
Yeah.

541
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Yeah.

542
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,000
So yeah.

543
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Then don't ask if they want to throuple.

544
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,000
Which is a threesome.

545
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,000
That one I love.

546
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,000
Yeah you're going out with someone.

547
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Hey I know we.

548
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,000
You know just had some tacos.

549
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000
But you know what you think about bringing someone else in this thing.

550
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,000
You know.

551
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,000
Come on man at least wait till the second date.

552
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,000
Yeah.

553
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,000
Come on be a sport.

554
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,000
I got this chick on speed dial.

555
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,000
You want me to call her.

556
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Yeah.

557
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,000
Okay so here's a list.

558
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Of a few things do's and don'ts.

559
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000
That they say.

560
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Do speak up when you're talking.

561
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,000
They hate mumbling.

562
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000
The other person you know that's there with you on a date.

563
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,000
They hate mumblers.

564
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,000
Don't wear things that you can't walk in breathe or talk in.

565
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000
So if it's too tight.

566
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Don't wear it.

567
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:52,000
People don't like that.

568
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,000
They find that annoying on a first date.

569
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Do.

570
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Be on time.

571
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
They hate tardiness.

572
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,000
Oh.

573
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,000
That's a big thing with me.

574
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,000
Yeah because to me.

575
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,000
It may not be like this.

576
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,000
But I think like this.

577
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,000
Oh I wasn't important enough for you to.

578
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,000
Alter your plans enough.

579
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,000
To for you to be here on time.

580
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,000
That's why I feel.

581
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,000
You know what I mean.

582
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,000
It's like oh Mark said.

583
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:27,000
I've always been one to get to work like 10 15 minutes early.

584
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,000
You know I need to be early.

585
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,000
I know all the time.

586
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,000
I go to work early.

587
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:38,000
Don't drink too much.

588
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,000
Yeah.

589
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Yeah.

590
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,000
Yeah.

591
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,000
I mean that's a good way to like do stuff that you're going to regret.

592
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000
I mean whether you say something.

593
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Act a certain way.

594
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,000
Or just be an asshole.

595
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,000
Yeah.

596
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000
Don't drink too much.

597
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,000
Not only that but if I'm out on a first date with a chick.

598
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,000
And she drinks too much.

599
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,000
I probably won't have a second date with her will you.

600
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,000
Probably not.

601
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,000
Yeah because you're like oh already.

602
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,000
OK.

603
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,000
Don't.

604
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,000
Obsess over your appearances.

605
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,000
Yeah.

606
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,000
Yeah I went out with chicks before they're constantly looking in the mirror.

607
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Going to the bathroom trying to make sure their boobs are aligned and all that stuff.

608
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000
To me that's annoying.

609
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,000
It's like look didn't you do all that shit before we went out.

610
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,000
It's still the same.

611
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,000
Leave it alone.

612
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,000
It hasn't changed in 15 minutes.

613
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,000
You don't need to look at it again to make sure it's the same.

614
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,000
It's the same.

615
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:42,000
Here let me adjust it for you.

616
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Well that's different.

617
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000
Do.

618
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,000
First date.

619
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,000
Got to find out.

620
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000
I agree.

621
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,000
Do put your phone away.

622
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,000
Yeah.

623
00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,000
That is a must.

624
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Yeah there's nothing more annoying than trying to relate to someone staring at their phone.

625
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,000
Because they always do that.

626
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Yeah yeah I get it.

627
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:12,000
Yeah yeah you said a barrel on fire monkey.

628
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:23,000
You know and they just get key words out from what you said and save them in their head so when you ask they go yeah yeah yeah you were talking about the concert the other night.

629
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,000
When actually they knew they weren't listening but they're trying to get out of it.

630
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,000
Right.

631
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,000
Do.

632
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,000
Ask questions.

633
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,000
Because especially women like to explain their story.

634
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:41,000
And they have a certain amount of words they want to get to you to feel comfortable.

635
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,000
And do offer to pay.

636
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,000
So.

637
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000
Anyhow.

638
00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:54,000
I think that's a pretty good list.

639
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Yes it was.

640
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,000
Yes it was.

641
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,000
You got something you want to go to or.

642
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,000
Yeah I got one.

643
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,000
Yeah I got one here.

644
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,000
Read.

645
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,000
Oh yeah.

646
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,000
That's sore spot.

647
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,000
Go forth.

648
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:21,000
Yeah it this one is kind of touchy.

649
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000
But.

650
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Reading it.

651
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,000
I understand.

652
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,000
It's very touching around these parts let me tell you.

653
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,000
Yeah but I understand where this is coming from.

654
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,000
OK.

655
00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Missouri Governor Mike Parson made headlines earlier this month.

656
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:49,000
When he commuted the prison sentence of former Kansas City Chiefs assistant coach Rick Reed.

657
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,000
Son of revered head coach Andy Reed.

658
00:57:53,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Providing clarification on the decision Parson's office.

659
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,000
Suck.

660
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,000
I don't even know what that was.

661
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000
Outline the reasoning of Parson.

662
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:19,000
Initially slated to serve a three year prison term after pleading guilty to felony drug

663
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:24,000
driving resulting in service physical injury.

664
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:35,000
Reed's sentence was abruptly shortened after just 16 months behind bars.

665
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:42,000
He will now fulfill the remainder of his sentence under house arrest.

666
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,000
Yep.

667
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:49,000
This is going under a lot of criticism.

668
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,000
I'm going to break it down.

669
00:58:53,000 --> 00:59:05,000
The judge that sentenced him came back and said that if she knew this was going to happen.

670
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:11,000
She would not have let him have a plea bargain.

671
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,000
I'll go a step further from what he did.

672
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,000
He didn't plea bargain doubted.

673
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:22,000
But the story also goes into it goes above her.

674
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,000
On a three year sentence.

675
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,000
He was eligible for parole.

676
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,000
Yes.

677
00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:36,000
So what they're doing is they're actually pervading him.

678
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:42,000
But he has to serve the remainder of his time.

679
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,000
On house arrest.

680
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,000
The scuttlebutt around here.

681
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
What people are whispering about.

682
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:56,000
I know a lot of people are thinking it's favoritism.

683
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000
But according to this article it is not.

684
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,000
It very well may not be.

685
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,000
He served his time.

686
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,000
He was up for parole.

687
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:10,000
So they gave him his parole with house arrest.

688
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,000
That may be standing procedure.

689
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,000
Whatever you want to call it.

690
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000
That may be the norm.

691
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:19,000
But the scuttlebutt right now is.

692
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,000
And this is being whispers.

693
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,000
Hush tones.

694
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,000
That there was a big parade in Kansas City.

695
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,000
Mike Parsons was there.

696
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,000
And Andy Reed was there.

697
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,000
Get what they're alluding at.

698
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,000
I got you.

699
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,000
Yes.

700
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,000
That is what the scuttlebutt is.

701
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:40,000
Saying whether that's true or not.

702
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,000
I had not heard any of that.

703
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000
Well I'm here in town.

704
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,000
You're not.

705
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,000
So that's the scuttlebutt.

706
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,000
That's the thing that's being whispered around.

707
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,000
The secret Iggy is that.

708
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,000
But I mean that may not be true at all.

709
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:57,000
I don't have any clue whether that's true or not.

710
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:00,000
But I was just trying to point out to you.

711
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,000
Why one of the reasons is such a touchy.

712
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:06,000
Touchy issue right now in Kansas City.

713
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,000
That and the girls parents rightfully so.

714
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,000
Should be very upset.

715
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:14,000
Because that girl's never going to be the same.

716
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,000
Right.

717
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,000
Yeah.

718
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,000
Yeah.

719
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,000
Britt Reed ruined her life.

720
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,000
By driving drunk.

721
01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,000
Without a doubt.

722
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000
So.

723
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,000
Allegedly and all that stuff.

724
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,000
Whatever.

725
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,000
So.

726
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,000
I'm going to go ahead and.

727
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:33,000
I'm going to go ahead and say that stuff.

728
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,000
Whatever.

729
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,000
So.

730
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,000
So yeah.

731
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,000
I mean.

732
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,000
I understand why people are outraged.

733
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,000
But yeah.

734
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,000
Yeah.

735
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,000
But I don't know.

736
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,000
I don't know.

737
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,000
I mean.

738
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:50,000
Well see the judge thought he would do the full three years.

739
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,000
Yes.

740
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:52,000
Yeah.

741
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,000
But come to find out.

742
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:58,000
16 months he was eligible for parole.

743
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:01,000
He went for parole and made it.

744
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:02,000
See I don't know why.

745
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:07,000
But he has to do the rest of his time on house arrest.

746
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,000
The judge she may have said that.

747
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:13,000
But I don't know how you let somebody go with the possibility of walking.

748
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,000
Why don't you put some restrictions on it.

749
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,000
You're the judge.

750
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,000
Why don't you say yeah.

751
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:18,000
Well she gave.

752
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:22,000
She gave it three years.

753
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:28,000
Well it also you know a pardon is completely different than anything else.

754
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,000
A pardon.

755
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,000
Well he didn't pardon.

756
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:36,000
It's just that Mike Parsons gave him the parole.

757
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,000
OK.

758
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000
That is a form of pardoning.

759
01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:42,000
You know whenever a president can't run again.

760
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,000
OK.

761
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,000
Or they lost.

762
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,000
The incumbent lost.

763
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:52,000
And on their way out they pardon people from jail right.

764
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,000
Yeah.

765
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,000
Yeah.

766
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:58,000
Like Bill Clinton famously had like 200 people on that list.

767
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:03,000
Every president had people on their list that they parted and said you get out of jail.

768
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,000
Every president did.

769
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,000
So this is a form of pardoning.

770
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:11,000
This is the governor saying let him out now.

771
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,000
And he is a lame duck governor.

772
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,000
He cannot run again.

773
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,000
He served two terms.

774
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:17,000
He's done.

775
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,000
He can't do it again.

776
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:25,000
So that's why the scuttlebutt is there is like a secret.

777
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,000
Hey hey why don't you do this for me Gov.

778
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,000
I can see where that goes.

779
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:40,000
OK well I wish I were further into this story because the very last paragraph starts out with.

780
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:46,000
Speculation has arisen regard Parsons personal allegiance with the chiefs.

781
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,000
Yes.

782
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,000
And that's because he was there.

783
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:55,000
The young deputy openly suggesting it may have influenced the decision making process.

784
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:58,000
See I wish I would have read that before.

785
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,000
No no no Rob.

786
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,000
Thanks for bringing that report to life man.

787
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,000
It's actually it's pretty good to report on this and talk about it.

788
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,000
OK.

789
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:12,000
So I'm just telling you the secret like little scuttlebutt going on in town about what they say actually happened.

790
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:18,000
I don't know how anyone could know because if a conversation like that happened it didn't happen out in front of her.

791
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,000
They had to happen behind closed doors.

792
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:22,000
Right.

793
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,000
So how would people know that that speculation too.

794
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:28,000
Maybe Britt Reid got the average sentence.

795
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,000
Maybe he didn't.

796
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,000
But the thing is is I can't prove it either way.

797
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,000
So I don't know.

798
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:39,000
So it also as far as the girls parents go they should be outraged.

799
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,000
They should be pissed.

800
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:44,000
They should be screaming and they are.

801
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:53,000
So you know I mean that is is there a lawsuit.

802
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,000
Oh yeah.

803
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,000
Yeah yeah yeah.

804
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:56,000
Is there.

805
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,000
Yeah.

806
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,000
OK.

807
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,000
Well the chiefs paid a lot of money just stay out of it.

808
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000
It sounds like allegedly.

809
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:06,000
You know it looked to me like it was like this.

810
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:15,000
The chiefs threw him a little cash at first paid all the money all their medical bills and everything because Britt Reid did leave the facility.

811
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,000
It wasn't like he went to three bars.

812
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,000
This is during COVID.

813
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:22,000
They had a little get together before the Super Bowl the next day.

814
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:27,000
Had a little raw raw session at Arrowhead Stadium.

815
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:31,000
And I guess all the workers or whatever the coaches and all that partook in it.

816
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:38,000
And Rick Reid got hammered apparently and drove and did this.

817
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,000
You see.

818
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,000
Yes.

819
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,000
Yeah.

820
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,000
So anyhow.

821
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,000
No I'm glad you I'm glad you brought that up.

822
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:52,000
You want me to do another story or you feel like going in and calling it a day.

823
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,000
Go ahead.

824
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:56,000
OK.

825
01:05:56,000 --> 01:06:03,000
There's a new beer in town in Charlotte North Carolina and is shining a spotlight in environmental sustainability issues.

826
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:13,000
It's called Renew Brew and it's the first beer in the Carolinas to be brewed with ultra sustainable recycled water QC water.

827
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:21,000
The beer is a collaboration between Charlotte Water Town Brewing and Global Water Technology Company Asylum.

828
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:30,000
The limited edition pale ale is considered a demonstration project and will only be available in tasting rooms and demonstrations for now.

829
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,000
It debuted in Friday.

830
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:41,000
No in February at the Queen City Brewers Festival and won best in show after a blind taste testing competition.

831
01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:48,000
In an industry where the majority of our product is water and knowing the large amount of it that it takes to make a single pint of beer.

832
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:57,000
It is vastly important to be a part of any sub sustainability effort that we can especially an ingredient as important to us as water.

833
01:06:57,000 --> 01:07:12,000
Frederico De La Torre with what Town Brewing head brewer said the water for Renew Brew comes from the Charlotte's Water McDowell wastewater treatment plant that goes through several treatment stages before reaching the beer.

834
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:20,000
As part of the treatment the bar the water goes through carbon filtering reverse osmosis and advanced oxidation.

835
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:39,000
What ultimately becomes QC water and tested for more than 150 potential contaminants and the team notes that exceeds pathogen reduction requirements as well as environmental protecting agency guidelines through the Safe Drinking Water Act.

836
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:49,000
So that sounds cool I mean you know I mean they're taking what's wastewater and making beer out of it and people like the beer want to taste test.

837
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:58,000
And but it's not really considered like a product now it's considered a pro prototype for things to come.

838
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,000
Do you see?

839
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,000
Alright.

840
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:06,000
I think it's a pretty good idea.

841
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,000
I do too.

842
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:13,000
Okay and to follow that I have how long does beer last by container?

843
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,000
I have your answer.

844
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:17,000
A bottle.

845
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,000
I need to know this.

846
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,000
Okay.

847
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:24,000
I can take a picture of it send it to you afterwards.

848
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:28,000
Okay bottle in refrigerator it lasts two years.

849
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,000
That's more than I thought.

850
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:36,000
Cellar two to ten years.

851
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:41,000
Pantry six months to one year.

852
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,000
Can beer.

853
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:47,000
Refrigerator one to two years.

854
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:50,000
Cellar one to two years.

855
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Pantry six months to one year.

856
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:56,000
Wow bottle lasts a lot more than can.

857
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,000
I knew that.

858
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:01,000
Untapped keg.

859
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:05,000
It's okay you can't put it in the refrigerator.

860
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:09,000
The cellar six to eight months and you can't put it in the pantry.

861
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:12,000
So it's six to eight months in the cellar.

862
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:18,000
Vintage bottles five to ten years in the refrigerator.

863
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:23,000
More than ten years in the cellar and five years in the pantry.

864
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,000
Open container.

865
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,000
Okay.

866
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,000
Yeah.

867
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,000
Okay.

868
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,000
But.

869
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,000
Good.

870
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,000
Okay.

871
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,000
Cool.

872
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,000
Open container refrigerator less than a day.

873
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:37,000
Cellar a few hours.

874
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:41,000
Pantry a few hours.

875
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:44,000
Tap keg.

876
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:49,000
The only place that you can have a keg is is the cellar forty days.

877
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,000
So you can take a tap.

878
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,000
I didn't know this.

879
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:57,000
If you have a cellar you can take a keg that's been tapped and then just drink out of it for forty days.

880
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:58,000
Did you know that?

881
01:09:58,000 --> 01:10:02,000
I didn't.

882
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:06,000
That is gross dude.

883
01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:13,000
Well I mean I'm not saying I would but I mean you know hey there's a lot of kegs that are that are not.

884
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:18,000
Evidently what they're saying medically you can drink it up to that point.

885
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:22,000
Well it's probably flat as hell it tastes horrible yes.

886
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:23,000
Okay.

887
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:26,000
Dude you're going to be puking your guts out.

888
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:35,000
A growler and I didn't know this because I've drank I've drank growlers two years after I bought them.

889
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:36,000
Good thing I didn't get sick.

890
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:38,000
Refrigerator three to five days.

891
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,000
Cellar three to five days.

892
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:43,000
And a pantry just a few hours.

893
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:46,000
That's for a growler.

894
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000
Holy shit.

895
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:51,000
We've all we've all did not do.

896
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:55,000
I mean you know I mean we're all lucky we're not like we didn't go to the hospital aren't we.

897
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,000
Right right right.

898
01:10:58,000 --> 01:10:59,000
Wow.

899
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:02,000
All right we're well over the hour Mark.

900
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:07,000
Rob do you feel like doing any more stories or you want to cut it off and call it good.

901
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:12,000
Actually it's 79 brother and we just had one hour time change.

902
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,000
Yes.

903
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:17,000
Oh that's messed a lot of people up today.

904
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:21,000
Oh I know everybody at work was slow because of that.

905
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:23,000
It's normal.

906
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:26,000
Oh a programming note.

907
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:29,000
I put up the wrong podcast this morning.

908
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:31,000
I took it back down.

909
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,000
It was unfinished.

910
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:34,000
It wasn't.

911
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:37,000
It was only one part of the one yesterday.

912
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:41,000
It was the but it wasn't the full thing put together with all the bits in it.

913
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:45,000
That one's coming up right after we get done podcasting.

914
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:48,000
I just needed to get home where the file is to.

915
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,000
I listened to the one this morning.

916
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,000
I did.

917
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:55,000
Yeah and although it sounded great.

918
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,000
I was like wait a second.

919
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:01,000
The whole first part of that is missing.

920
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:04,000
I know it's going to be there.

921
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:09,000
I know we're recording more than it's going to be there in 10 minutes Rob.

922
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:12,000
All right.

923
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,000
All this to it in the morning while I'm getting ready for work.

924
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,000
Yeah yeah.

925
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:19,000
So and also I got something I got to tell you off there.

926
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:22,000
But but what I did here sounded good.

927
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:25,000
We were we were on it last night.

928
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,000
We were on it.

929
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,000
We were very good on it.

930
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:30,000
So anyhow OK.

931
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,000
All right.

932
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,000
Everybody have a good night.

933
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:33,000
Thank you for listening.

934
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:34,000
Oh hi Opal.

935
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:35,000
Hi Grandma Opal.

936
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,000
Hi Grandma.

937
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,000
Hi Jimmy.

938
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:40,000
Hey Jimmy the world's greatest grandson.

939
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,000
Thank you both for listening.

940
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,000
We love you guys.

941
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,000
Thank you.

942
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,000
Thank you.

943
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,000
God see you at Dodge City Kansas.

944
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:48,000
We love you guys.

945
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,000
OK.

946
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,000
Everybody have a good night.

947
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:53,000
Thank you for listening assholes.

948
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,000
Good night assholes.

949
01:12:56,000 --> 01:13:09,000
Hey where do they go?

950
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:12,000
Where are the douchebags?

951
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,000
Oh my God.

952
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,000
Someone took a dump in the corner.

953
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:16,000
Oh geez.

954
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:19,000
I'm glad they're gone.

955
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:20,000
Let's just hope they don't come back.

956
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:47,000
Man that smells.