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Have you ever wondered where something came from? Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is?

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Well, so have we. That's why we give you The Origin of.

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This is the origin of the Big Mac. The original Big Mac sauce was created in 1968 at a McDonald's in Pittsburgh by a franchise owner named Jim Delegati to serve with the Big Mac itself.

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The sauce first came in two different flavors, but then they were ultimately combined by McDonald's head honcho Ray Kroc in 1972 in order to ensure consistency.

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Invisible ass paddlings, new douche flavors, and horrible pranks. What the fuck is wrong with these guys?

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Swimming in toxic masculinity and wiping their ass with politically correct wash rags. Two douche bags and a microphone invade your ear holes in 3, 2, 1.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

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Spam. With Spam Helper tonight. How yummy.

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Brick Shit House Energy Drink. That's right. Brick Shit House Energy Drink. Make men feel like a girl.

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Chew off your balls. Who wants to fuck shit up? What the fuck is going on in America? Brick Shit House is for you.

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Please enjoy Brick Shit House Energy Drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere. Because of liability issues.

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Continuing our quest here at Two Douche Bags and a Microphone to be constantly funny, once again we offer you strange insults from an alien.

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When you own shit from your computer, will your head go so attached to it?

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Hello everybody, this is Two Douche Bags and a Microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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So Rob, how you doing?

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I'm doing alright. I'm just kind of, I don't know, I just, I don't have much energy today.

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Melancholy is what it sounds like to me, what you describe to me. Yeah.

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Go ahead, I'm sorry.

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It's been a long week. I think my body just decided to take a day off.

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That happens. And also it's the time of year. This is the football's over, not quite NCAA tournament yet.

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Who gives a fuck about baseball? You know, it's kind of that weird time of year where people are just trying to transition hopefully into spring.

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And you know, you have these really nice days, then you get these colder days that just throw you off, right?

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Yeah. And so it's a little bit of that. And also it's a little bit of, you know, like you said, you work your ass off and your body's just, it's tired.

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It's like, hey, you know what, I'm not doing anything today, Rob. What do you think of that?

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Anyhow, I've got a neat little thing here that I hope you all take advantage of if you get, well, actually you can't take advantage of this because it's only in Japan, I think.

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So anyhow, but I'm still going to talk about it.

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All right. Burger King offers all you can eat promotion.

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Oh shoot. Where are my glasses? All right. Okay. There they are.

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Yeah. My son and his friends took me out to dinner last night.

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Oh yeah. Cool.

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Buffalo Wild Wings. And I went off, forgot my damn reading glasses. So I couldn't even read the damn menu.

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Oh shit. Did they read it for you or did they make fun of you?

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No, no. I just ended up getting a mushroom Swiss burger and onion rings.

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Oh, you can't go wrong with that.

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And of course a couple of Yen Lings.

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Oh, of course. Absolutely.

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And they come in big glasses too.

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Big glasses. Yeah. Yes they do. Oh yeah.

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A Yen Ling on tap is a work of art, isn't it?

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It's got that fresh, multi-taste. Oh man, it's so good.

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Oh geez. I just whistled like an old man. What the hell? Okay.

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And also I want to give a shout out to our server Gene at Buffalo Wild Wings at Osage Beach.

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I heard she was naked. No, I'm joking.

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He was great, man. He was great. Yeah. Gene.

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Okay. Yeah. He's a great guy, man. He took care of us. He was right there.

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Kudos, Gene. Thank you. And he said he'd listen to our show.

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I'm sorry I accused you of being naked and called you female, Gene. I'll never do it again.

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Dude, yeah, you may not want to do that. Yeah. Yeah. I apologize profusely.

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He looked like he'd whip either one of our asses.

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Gene, I throw you all apologies. He was a great guy. Okay. That's cool.

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All right. All right. Well, it's not unheard of for fast food chains to offer all you can eat deals.

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That has not been something Burger King or McDonald's or Wendy's has done.

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Pizza Hut has offered all you can eat buffets. And there's a couple other ones, you know, but most of them do not offer.

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Wendy's used to do back in the 80s, remember? They had that big buffet bar with a chili and all that stuff.

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It was actually pretty good. Yes. Excuse me.

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Burger King Japan will be using the Big King Yeti for a limited time.

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And I'll tell you about the Big King Yeti here in a little bit.

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For a limited time, all you can eat promotion in Japan.

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You can eat as much of it as you want with Burger King's Japan one pounder challenge.

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That's the Big King Yeti, but I'll tell you about that here in a little bit.

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It's a one pounder burger they're coming out with.

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For 45 minutes you'll get an all you can eat King Yeti plus medium french fries and a soft drink.

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You have to finish the item before ordering another one.

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And the last order is set at the 30 minute time mark.

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And after the 30 minute time mark, it's over. You can't get any more.

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Taking part in the promotion won't be cheap. It will cost you 3,900 yen or roughly 26.56.

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And participants get a t-shirt and a custom Whopper cases for taking part.

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You get a custom Whopper case dude.

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That is cool. I would love to go into a Burger King here and go, here's my Whopper case.

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So when you make my Whopper will you please put it in there?

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What were you going to say? I'm sorry.

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Okay. In the US Wendy's also has embraced the bigger is better mantra.

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But it has done so quietly which they have. They came up with all the bacon and then the big burger and all that stuff.

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The chain allows customers to add more patties, a total of four, to the two patty 960 calorie Baconator.

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That's a stunning amount given to the often vilified Big Mac that comes in at 563 calories.

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Yeah. It's just not very flavorful. No wonder it's only 563 calories as I say facetiously.

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While the Whopper beats it at 677 calories, at their US locations at least in recent years the Big 3 have generally not touched high calorie counts.

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For a long time when Subway came out and all that, it was like, you know, all of a sudden it's like hey, instead of going large, let's go small.

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Let's start offering stuff that's diet friendly or whatever.

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In Japan however that's not the case there. Burger King has embraced the promoted massive burgers.

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The biggest of them, the Great King Yeti, weighs in at a full pound, 454 grams.

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The chain touted the burger on its ex-feed, formerly known as Twitter, and teased a novel promotion.

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Two weeks left, Great King Yeti, the one pounder, the Yeti will soon return to the snowy mountains.

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It looks like he won't be participating in this year's All You Can Eat event.

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We're currently planning this year's All You Can Eat event.

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The first installment is scheduled for around May so please wait for further updates that Jane said.

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So I guess if you want a Yeti, better go get that shit now because it's going to be gone.

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So anyhow Rob, we turn to you. You got something you want to speak about?

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Yeah, I've got a product recall.

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A common spice used in cooking and baking has been recalled due to risk of causing permanent health damage.

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Who?

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A nationally based Raja Foods LLC has issued a recall of its 3.5 ounce SWAG SWAT brand cinnamon powder

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due to possible wet contamination discovered during a routine sample by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration

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according to a recall notice posted by the FDA.

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The spice sold in clear plastic bags was distributed to grocery stores across the Midwest, Northeast, and Southeast regions of the U.S.

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The products listed in the recall have a UPC code of 0-51179-34280-4

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and are from the following two batches.

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KX21223 best before July 2026 and KX08123 best before March 2026.

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Everybody watch out.

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Yep. You remember the show The Sopranos?

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Yes.

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Did you ever get into it? Did you ever watch it?

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No, I didn't. I'm going to get around to it.

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Okay. No, that's fine. Not everybody got to watch it. I mean, I wasn't into it for a long time.

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I resisted for a long time because everyone else was talking about it.

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I'm like, you know what? I don't want to sit around and work talking about some show.

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So I refused to watch it until like the third season.

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I was like, oh my God, I should have started watching this way before

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because it is easily one of the best shows ever made.

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I mean, easily. It could be the best show ever made.

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So anyhow, the famous last scene is it goes black.

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They call it the fade to black scene.

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And that's where Tony and his family are eating onion rings at this drive in kind of old fashioned diner in New Jersey.

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And Tony looks up and it's almost to the end of Don't Stop Believing and screen goes black.

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Everybody's fucking talking about it. They still talk about it.

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So anyhow, it was a brilliant ending if you think about it because everybody had their own version of what happened.

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So anyhow, the famous booth from the Sopranos final episode, which aired on the 10th of June 2007.

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Oh my God, I feel old. Has recently been sold on eBay.

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According to the website, the iconic piece of TV memorabilia went for $82,600 after 238 bids.

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The sellers of the booth, Chris Carley and Ronald Stark, who owned the Bloomfield, New Jersey ice cream shop, Holston's,

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which was featured on the show and now set their time as the owners of the iconic booth was over.

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The time has come. All good things sometimes need an upgrade.

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The famous Sopranos booth is getting much needed facelift.

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Carley and Stark wrote on the Facebook and Instagram.

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Please understand that we don't want to do this, but the integrity of the booths now compromised.

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They now have to be repaired many times and this furniture is over 60 years old.

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So anyhow, pretty interesting. $82,000. I told you it was a great show, dude.

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Well, no wonder. So anyhow, while we're speaking of that, there's a new book coming out.

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Everyone knows that James Gandolfini, who was Tony Soprano, passed away young.

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50 years old, heart attack.

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Well, there's a new book coming out about his erratic behavior and substance abuse issues during the final season of Sopranos.

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Arthur Mark Kamine worked as a locations manager on David Chase's HBO through six seasons.

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His book on location lessons learned from my life and on set with the Sopranos and in the film industry is out today.

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Kamine writes that Gandolfini held it together until season five when his addiction issues and apparent discomfort with fame began to feed into one another.

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The Tony Soprano actor became increasingly unreliable and provoked.

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Discussed from his co-star, Edie Falco, he claims off air because of his behavior and his actions.

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And anyhow, I think I'm going to get this book and not because it highlights James Gandolfini's shortcomings.

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I mean, because I think it's easy for someone to go, oh, that guy was a drug addict.

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You know, you have everything handed to you at once and everybody loves you and kisses your ass and follows you around.

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You know what, man? You suddenly start believing yourself.

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I bet most people suddenly start thinking a little bit more of themselves, right, Rob?

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I think it's a very hard line to walk to stay humble when you have everybody kissing your ass and throwing themselves at you and giving you drugs if you want and all that stuff.

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So, you know, he probably could go to the doctor and go, yeah, I need 30 morphine tablets.

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And the doctor go, oh shit, that's James Gandolfini. I better give him that.

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You see what I mean?

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It's probably not very easy to be in those shoes, although everybody would love to go, oh, yeah, hell yeah, I would have played him.

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You know how much money he made. I don't think it's that easy to have that much fame and especially suddenly like he did.

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Gandolfini's problems came to the fore during a shoot for the episode, Pie, Oh My!, which that's where I believe Tony's horse was killed, in which Tony develops a penchant for horse betting.

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Some scenes were shot at a real horse track and after work, Gandolfini would retire with a crew to bet on horses or visit nearby Atlantic City.

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One night, Kamine was invited to join Kamine, if you don't remember, is the author of this book.

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I am at the hotel bar when the crew member closest to Jim asked if I want to go down to Atlantic City with Jim and a few others.

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It's over an hour away. I declined.

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He recalled, the next morning, I'm not surprised when Jim cannot be roused.

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Gandolfini showed up four hours later, cursing his way through his half-learned lines, doing take after take, drinking coffees and bottles of water, Kamine wrote.

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That day, Gandolfini was alternatively sheepy and shurlish, whatever the fuck that means.

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The way he always is when he fucks up, the author continued.

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After shockingly alleged incidents occurred while the crew was shooting scenes at the soprano home, a private residence rented for the production,

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when the homeowner greeted Gandolfini and began asking him conversational questions, the actor couldn't remember who he was speaking to.

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Jim, many occasions, hit himself in the face. He was so mad at going out and getting trashed the night before.

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He was so angry at himself for doing that, he would hit himself in the face.

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Then they said his divorce came soon after that, and that was another nail in the proverbial coffin, if you say.

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So, anyhow, I could go on with this, but I think everyone gets a picture.

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I think this guy was really tortured. I think that this fame and everything kind of got to him.

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He played such a polarizing character that I think there was no way he could get around it.

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Because to many people, James Gandolfini was Tony Soprano in their mind.

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That's how strong this show was. Because this was one of those shows, and when you watch it, you'll see what I mean.

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Where you have this guy, he's a mobster. A very nice guy, a lot of times, does really mean shit.

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Steals money, kills people, all this stuff, right?

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But at the end of the show, you have empathy for him because he's so tortured.

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So that right there is strong character and perfect writing. Why would you feel sorry for a character like that, right?

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You wouldn't, you'd be like, I don't fuck that guy.

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But because this show was written so strongly and the characters are so vivid and forward, you can't help but feel empathy for them.

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Because Gandolfini, I read he used to put rocks in his shoes whenever he had to do a filming with his sister Janice on the program.

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Her name was Janice. And she would constantly do stuff to piss him off.

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And he couldn't really get that anger unless he put rocks in his shoes.

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He put rocks in his shoes, and you know how snapping mad that makes you, right?

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You got a rock in your shoe, you're like, oh shit, this slaps, got that.

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Okay, so there you go. To me, that is just perfect method acting.

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It's like, well, how do I act that mad? Hmm.

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Oh, I'll put rocks in my shoes and when I walk up to Janice, I'm really going to be mad.

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So, anyhow, that's enough of that. I thought that was, I'm going to get that book and I think it's going to be an excellent book.

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So, anyhow, we'll be right back here in a couple of minutes.

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So, you're going to hear a couple of ha-ha's and we will speak to you guys here real quick. Right, Rob?

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Right.

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Alrighty.

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Hey fellas, remember to wipe away from the twins.

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Stay fresh ideas from the douchebags.

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Hey, look, I think we found land. Oh my God, I think we're safe.

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Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He says, hey bartender, I'll have one beer and a mop.

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Hey, look, I think we found land. Oh my God, I think we're safe.

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Hey, look, I think we found land. Oh my God, I think we're safe.

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Hey, look, I think we found land. Oh my God, I think we're safe.

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Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

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A skeleton walks into a bar.

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I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.

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Now it's time for pick up lines from a loser.

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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

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Now from a center round bunker camped in Missouri, stocked full of dried goods, canned food, and a couple of vibrating toys, is ramblings of a madman featuring Rob Ratt.

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My mechanic told me I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made you one ladder. Good job.

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Two douchebags and microphone, welcome back, I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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Rob, you got something.

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Yeah, I went across a little article earlier today.

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That was something I didn't know.

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I'm from Missouri and I didn't know this.

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Northeast Missouri is well known for its rural farmland, small streams, and windmills.

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No one would guess that one of the tallest females in history lived right here in the area.

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I said I wanted to know.

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Ella Ewing, also known as the Missouri Giantess, was born in 1872.

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Even though she lived like a normal infant, her childhood was a different story.

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This time in her life was marked by a difficult time in school.

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She had a hard time in school, clap remark.

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She eventually got to where she didn't fit in the desk, and her dad made a desk for her and brought it to school, which was embarrassing for her.

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Her height forced her to live life custom made from size 24 shoes, abnormally large chairs, and extra long dresses.

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One of her height quickly spread around the area, and a man from Chicago presented her with a contract for a role in the circus.

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Despite being made a sideshow act, the money rolled in and she used the funds to help out with the family farm.

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She would eventually pass away at the age of 40 from tuberculosis.

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Good old TB.

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Yeah, she is buried in a small cemetery just out the south foreign desert.

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And you know what Rob, you just brought back memories.

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Val was talking about her, she knows the people that are descendants of her.

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She's friends with them.

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Her name was Ella Ewing.

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Yeah, I didn't recognize the name, but when you talked about it, where it was at and everything, I was just talking to Val about it the other day.

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Yeah, she knows the descendants of her.

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So anyhow, it's just interesting, it's all connected.

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Anyhow, go ahead.

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This woman was 8 foot 4 and a half inches at age of 22.

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Wow.

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That's a tall woman.

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Shit. Think of how miserable you'd be.

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Yeah.

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But you know what I do, I go around and fart on everybody.

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I would eat the worst foods as fast as I could.

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And I'd just go around and blast people right in the face.

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I'd have the fun with it.

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It's just like when I was up in Boston, I was up there for like a month working at my old job.

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And anyhow, there's this little dwarf guy that served drinks every Tuesday night.

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They were free, right?

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Well, he didn't serve drinks.

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I think he hung around and got free drinks.

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And anyhow, he used to follow me around talking to me.

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And I really didn't feel like talking to him.

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I don't know, there's something kind of wrong with him.

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So anyhow, I would just fart as much as I could.

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I would slam as many beers as I could.

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And then when he'd start following me through the hallway, I'd just blast him right in the face.

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It was funny.

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Anyhow, okay.

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But I'm childish.

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So anyhow, very cool, man.

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Thank you.

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I have some emails.

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Alright.

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Okay.

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Oh, by the way, Rob, someone caught you on your fake story.

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Who did?

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Yes, they did.

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And the reasoning kind of got me off guard.

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And I was like, okay, I guess so.

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Dear Newsbags,

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I wanted to know what days are the actual release days for your podcast.

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And is there a way to automatically have it sent and download it to my phone?

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I've heard of this before that it can be done.

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Thank you, Tamara.

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Okay.

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You can do that yourself.

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I can't do it for you because I don't know your phone.

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You know what I mean?

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So, you can go and you can do automatic downloads of any podcast on most services.

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You just have to get in there to the settings and find it.

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And you can do it yourself.

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And the release days are pretty much like this.

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Let's see.

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What days do we record?

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It will be the next day it's released, usually.

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So, we record Saturday and Sunday.

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So, usually Monday.

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No, okay.

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Sunday and Monday is usually release days.

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And then we record Tuesday and Wednesday.

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So, Wednesday and Thursday are usually release days.

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But sometimes they vary by a day or so depending on what's going on.

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Sometimes I'm too busy, whatever.

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So, that is generally four podcasts a week.

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They're usually a little bit over an hour each.

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And that's pretty much the format right there.

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So, thank you for inquiring.

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And I love the fact that you want to receive our product every day.

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It's very flattering.

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But you have to do that part yourself.

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So, anyhow, thank you.

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Hey, douchebags.

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I'm betting Rob's fake story is the one about the tree hitting the woodchipper.

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I can't believe the guy would still pay you after that blunder.

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Mitch at Overland Park.

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Mitch at Overland Park has written us quite a bet if you remember.

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Yeah, yeah, he has.

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Yeah, thank you, Rick.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, Mitch.

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You caught him.

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I caught you.

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I owe you a bunch of pencil shavings.

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All right, Mitch.

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Your pencil shavings are on their way soon.

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I have been watching a lot of Axeman lately.

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We had that forklift thing coming out.

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That would be a good time to fit that in.

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I got seven emails that said that was a fake story.

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And every one of us was like, nope, nope, nope.

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It was fun.

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They were certain they had you.

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By the way, the forklift is fixed.

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And they even put a brand new seat on it for us.

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Oh, cool.

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Now you can fart that one up.

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It's funny because some of the smaller guys, it's got a button in the middle of the seat.

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Uh-huh.

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If you don't detect you, it'll take it neutral.

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Yeah, at my old job they did that.

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Some of us smaller guys are having a hard time with it because it's a brand new seat and it's so firm.

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It's not effective.

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I know the secret because...

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We had to set on it just right.

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It's funny.

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Rob, I used to get by with this.

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What you do is you buckle the seat belt and it thinks you're on there.

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And then sit on the buckled seat belt.

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Try it.

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It works.

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Oh, this goes right into this.

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Mark, why is it you stop dogging your old employment?

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I used to crack up at you chipping at them even though you never mentioned their name.

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You could if you wanted to.

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Your opinion is your opinion.

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Bart and Rosemont.

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Okay, first off, where's Rosemont?

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Is that Missouri or not?

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I don't think I know where they are.

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Hang on, let's take a look here.

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I want to know where they're coming from.

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It's just...

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Okay, let's see.

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Rose...

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Village in Illinois.

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Yep, just see that.

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Northeast...

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Northwest of Chicago.

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Okay, all right.

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We have quite a few hits from Chicago.

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Okay, thank you Rob.

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Okay, first off, I grew tired of dogging on them.

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I don't care.

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You know, and as far as mentioning their names, I don't have to.

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Whenever I say that shithole by the Blue River, they know I'm talking about them.

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And that's all I want.

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They know how I feel.

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And I get to express it whenever I want and people listen to it.

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That's good enough for me.

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I don't need to mention their names, not because I'm afraid of them or nothing.

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It's just it doesn't have to be.

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They know who they are and they know who I'm talking about.

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So, anyhow...

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And I also find this email kind of...

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odd also.

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What do you care if I mention their name or not?

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You don't know them. You're from Illinois.

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See what I mean?

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Yeah.

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Anyhow...

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Thank you Bart.

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Okay.

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Mark, you are the radio guy. I think you are.

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The only reason I'm doing this is because we're going to give him a day that I come out.

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Okay?

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Okay Rob? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

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Do I really am?

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Yeah.

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Mark, you are the radio guy. I think you are.

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I just want credit when I am vindicated.

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I'm not the only one who thinks this.

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His name is Mark in KC and he put his phone number on here.

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So, I'm going to call him one of these days.

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So, anyhow...

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Okay Rob.

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I got it.

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And this whole charade Rob...

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April 1st...

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I'm going to come out.

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As who I really am.

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Okay?

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April 1st.

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The April 1st podcast I will reveal who I am.

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Who Mark already knows who I am.

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And he will be vindicated then.

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So, stay tuned for that April 1st show, okay?

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Oh!

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We got a Montrose one.

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Alrighty.

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Hey douches.

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Howdy boys.

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I was wanting your pants and jacket sizes.

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We are having a Civil War enactment in May here in Montrose.

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And we would like you two to participate in the huge event.

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Oh, that sounds great.

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I'm going to grow my mutton chops out.

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That sounds awesome.

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Let's both grow our mutton chops out.

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We'll look really cool in the Civil War in.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That's what we do.

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Okay, so they want us to participate in it.

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We will even let you help skin the glowing catfish out of the power plant cooling lake.

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Oh, we get to skin the catfish dude.

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Awesome.

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These guys love us.

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I love us.

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But, P.S.

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I'll always bring my own knives.

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P.S. Now I need a new wiring harness from the 72 Coupe de Ville.

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Betsy our pet squirrel bit clean through the harness.

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Chet in Montrose.

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Hear that Rob?

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Wiring harness.

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Are you writing that down?

451
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Yeah, I'm writing it down.

452
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,000
Okay, good.

453
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000
Alright.

454
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000
I'm on it.

455
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,000
Rob's on it.

456
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:28,000
He's going to get your wiring harness and your bumper and a quarter panel for a Chevelle.

457
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
Is that it?

458
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Yeah.

459
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
No, it was a Chevy Vega.

460
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,000
A Vega. A Chevy Vega.

461
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000
That's right.

462
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000
I'm still trying guys.

463
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Rob's on it man. These are hard vehicles to find parts for, but I will do it.

464
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Well, Montrose is not being very cooperative, are they?

465
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:57,000
There seems to be a little bit of a rivalry between Montrose and Titewad for some reason.

466
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Each place doesn't like each other and as soon as we try to get the bumper out of Titewad

467
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:09,000
and they find out it's going to Montrose and they take it back and they want to charge us five times the amount.

468
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000
So, yeah.

469
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000
We don't know what's going on there, but we hope you guys get your differences solved.

470
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Because Chet needs his harness and bumper and quarter panel, right?

471
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000
Right.

472
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Alright.

473
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,000
And we're going to try to get it to him because Rob is that kind of guy. Upstanding guy.

474
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:35,000
I'm trying to play middle man here, but you guys are making a little hard on me.

475
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Yeah, you guys are. Whatever the rivalry is, come on. Put down your weapons. Just come on.

476
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Can we all hug it out? I don't know what happened where, but can we just hug it out? Right?

477
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Right. That's our main goal now is to get Montrose and Titewad back together.

478
00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:00,000
Yes, and therefore delivering the bumper, the wiring harness, and the quarter panel.

479
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Yep.

480
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,000
We hope to have that when we come down and we're in the Civil War enactment.

481
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,000
We hope we bring that in tow, but we will find out.

482
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
So, we turned our...

483
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:19,000
No, Rob, that would give us time to utilize our camping spot.

484
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000
Yeah, that's right.

485
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Oh, I forgot. I'm going to send him an email back and say make sure that the two douchebags and microphone camping spot is available.

486
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Yes, we're going to need it.

487
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:37,000
Yes. Okay, Rob, that is the last of the emails. There weren't too many. I'm getting them caught up again.

488
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Last week, the majority of the emails were people thinking they caught you in a fake story when they didn't.

489
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,000
So, anyhow, that's it. I'm caught up for right now. So, go ahead.

490
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:56,000
All right. Okay, first off, my brother went to Kansas City for a couple days.

491
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000
All right. He lived, yay!

492
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:08,000
And his wife, him and his wife went to see her parents for a couple of days, and they got back home yesterday on her birthday.

493
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Oh, cool. Good.

494
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,000
Happy birthday, Jay.

495
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Happy birthday, Jay.

496
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Happy birthday, Jay. Happy birthday to her daughter, my niece, Callie. They shared the same birthday.

497
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Happy birthday, Callie.

498
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:41,000
But when he got home, in the mail was his certification to be a count in C-Land. He got his certification. He is Lord and Count now.

499
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Awesome. So, his wife became a countess on her birthday. He did that for her.

500
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,000
And that's what she wanted, to be a countess.

501
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:57,000
Yes, luckily, somehow it came through on her birthday.

502
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,000
Tom, you're a great man. You're a great man for doing that.

503
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Yes, you're a great husband and you're a great brother. Thank you.

504
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
Yes. Awesome.

505
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Are you done or are you going on?

506
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,000
Well, I'm going. You got trouble.

507
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Okay, I've got an interesting story here. Remember Danny Masterson, the guy that raped the girls from that 70's show, right?

508
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Yep.

509
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Okay. Well, someone scammed him. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

510
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:49,000
A convicted con artist sought out troubled celebrities like former Congressman George Santos and actor Danny Masterson and then falsely promised to resolve their legal woes in exchange for large sums of money, federal prosecutors said.

511
00:37:50,000 --> 00:38:01,000
According to a newly unsealed affidavit, Hector Medina, who went by the name Michael Soto, had prior convictions for theft and fraudulent activity.

512
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:11,000
Last July, he began messaging Santos, identified in the affidavit only as then representative of New York's 3rd District.

513
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:17,000
At a time when the controversial lawmaker was facing a slew of legal challenges, the affidavit said.

514
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Medina sent multiple text messages, videos and images of Santos in which he falsely advertised that he could arrange for his criminal charges to be dropped

515
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:32,000
or for evidence to be destroyed in exchange for $900,000, according to prosecutors.

516
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:41,000
In one video, Medina said, if you're interested, I can get everything dropped. Evidence is on you, removed, disappeared.

517
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Reach out to me if you're interested. It's simple, yes or no.

518
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Santos was hit with 13 counts of criminal indictment on May 2023, including allegations of money laundering and public funds theft.

519
00:38:54,000 --> 00:39:08,000
Anyhow, Danny Masterson was also a victim, although both of these guys I'm laughing about because they got duped.

520
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:19,000
So the same thing he did to Danny Masterson, he sent him text messages and he claimed that he could get him off on all charges

521
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:29,000
and all evidence removed and everything sealed. Of course, he was a con artist and couldn't not.

522
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Anyhow, I hope both of those idiots gave him the money because I think it's great.

523
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:44,000
They do illegal stuff and someone does illegal stuff on them, I bet you they're outraged, right?

524
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Right.

525
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Yeah. So anyhow, I wanted to read that story a little bit ago, but I, you know, actually a little bit ago, like a couple of weeks ago,

526
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,000
but I didn't get around to it. Anyhow, I wanted to get that one because I really liked that.

527
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Anyhow, Rob, you got something.

528
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,000
Yeah, yeah. I got one here about Tim Allen.

529
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000
Oh, I love Tim Allen.

530
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:15,000
It's been almost three years since Tim Allen's long running sitcom, Last Man Standing, was canceled.

531
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:24,000
The veteran actor has managed to stay busy since then, though with his more recent gig being a streaming production.

532
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:33,000
Now it would seem that those who've been eager to see the TV icon back on the small screen won't have to wait too long.

533
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Allen is reportedly returning to ABC, which has both Last Man Standing and Home Improvement for a new multi-camera comedy.

534
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Per deadline, the network has issued a pilot order for a family comedy headline by the actor-comedian.

535
00:40:54,000 --> 00:41:08,000
The series, which has the working title of Shifting Gears, would see the star play Matt, the stubborn widowed owner of a classic car restoration shop, who's...

536
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,000
Oh, damn it.

537
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Give me just a second.

538
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Okay.

539
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000
I'm going to make fart noises while he looks for it.

540
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Oh, my damn phone's jumping.

541
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:35,000
There we go. I don't know where the hell my phone went.

542
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Hang on, I got one more fart. I got one more fart.

543
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Okay, go ahead.

544
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,000
Okay.

545
00:41:44,000 --> 00:42:02,000
Okay, the star will play Matt, the stubborn widowed owner of a classic car restoration shop, whose world has upended when his estranged daughter and her teenage kids move into his house.

546
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:17,000
The show will be written and executive produced by Mike Scully and Julie Thacker Scully, who previously served as executive producers on Last Man Standing.

547
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:38,000
It goes without saying that Tim Allen's collaborations with the Alphabet Network stretched back decades. His latest popular sitcom, Last Man Standing, aired its first six seasons on the channel from October 2011 to March 2017.

548
00:42:38,000 --> 00:43:05,000
It was ultimately canceled and moved over to Fox for three more seasons before ending in 2021. And of course, the Berkeley Phony comic famously played Tim the Toolman Taylor on the beloved sitcom Home Improvement for the same network for eight seasons from September 1991 to May 1999.

549
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Hmm.

550
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
That's good to see, Julie, back on TV.

551
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Oh, I love the guy. He's an excellent guy. I love his point of view. He's just a good person. Glad to see him doing well.

552
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:24,000
And from the description of the show, I think that would be a very fitting role for him.

553
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:31,000
I think so too. So, like always, he's doing it again. So, excellent.

554
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,000
I don't like to see it.

555
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000
Yeah, me neither. I've got an interesting story here.

556
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:44,000
You know, all the recent talk of a new downtown ballpark here in Kansas City for the Royals, right?

557
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:57,000
They really want to do a downtown park. It's going to be, if they're correct on where they want it and it goes through, it's going to be in the Crossroads District on the east side.

558
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Oh, they're kind of near Bruce Walken 71.

559
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Okay.

560
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:07,000
Sandwichin, I think, is going to replace the old Star Building and a couple other buildings there.

561
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:18,000
And anyhow, it's a cool looking ballpark, the drawings, you know, the very primitive everything looks great with parks around it and all that stuff.

562
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:23,000
But George Brett was asked his opinion on the matter.

563
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Brett said that a new ballpark was okay with him at a new downtown address. Brett just had one request. He wants a urinal out of the old Kaufman Stadium.

564
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Probably wouldn't be hard to come by considering that when the seats were taken out of the stadium and replaced with new seats, the old seats were a hot item in demand.

565
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:51,000
Many seats were sold for charity. I imagine George might be able to get one of those on hand at his home as well.

566
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:58,000
I will keep you up on this story, but I'll bet you anything, George Brett gets the first one, the first urinal, don't you think?

567
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Yeah, I read that story.

568
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Oh, okay.

569
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:11,000
I have that story saved. I was going to save it for some other time, but you beat me to it, buddy.

570
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
Okay, well, sorry about that.

571
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:19,000
That's what we do. No, no, that's what we do. And we don't even know it.

572
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:23,000
Yeah, okay. I got a little tidbit too here.

573
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:42,000
According to a study by scientists at the University of Mont Peler, people who ate a breakfast that consisted of refined carbohydrates like white bread and pancakes were rated less attractive than those who chose unrefined foods such as whole grain bread and oatmeal.

574
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Carbohydrates make you less attractive is what this study suggests.

575
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000
And you know what? Rob, I believe it.

576
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:58,000
You ever eat a lot of carbs and then look at yourself and you're all puffy?

577
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Yeah, yeah.

578
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:07,000
I would bet that that's what happens. Yeah. I think that that's probably right on true.

579
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:18,000
Even though most people probably go, that's not true. No, I'll bet you it is. Because if I eat quite a few carbs, I can look in the mirror and go, oh, Jesus, what happened to you, you fucking chipmunk?

580
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:25,000
So anyhow, I thought that was an interesting study. And I think it's true.

581
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:30,000
Anyhow, let's take our second break and come back here in a minute. Does that sound good?

582
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000
Sounds good. That's what will happen right now.

583
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:42,000
The avatars just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

584
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:54,000
The wild violet is an unsung hero. Most people don't realize that the flower can be stewed to make a delicious vinegar for the fresh greens that can be picked in your front yard.

585
00:46:54,000 --> 00:47:06,000
Violet soap can be easily made as well. The flower is full of many essential minerals as well as vitamin A, C, and E. It is literally one of the first superfoods.

586
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:12,000
Hey fellas, remember to wipe away from the twins. Stay fresh ideas from the douchebags.

587
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:19,000
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

588
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:32,000
Does the dictionary actually have the word dictionary in it? Maybe I'll go look.

589
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:46,000
Next up, Things Overheard in Hell. Hurry up. King Jong Un is playing Santa at the mall again this year. Yay!

590
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:53,000
Oh shit, what's that over there? Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

591
00:47:53,000 --> 00:48:07,000
A ship-tied red paint and a ship-tied blue paint collide. They were all moored.

592
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:15,000
Ha ha ha.

593
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:21,000
A brand new future. Strange insights from an alien.

594
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:29,000
May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.

595
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Hey look, I think we found land. Oh my god, I think we're safe. Oh no, it's the island of horrible jokes.

596
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:42,000
Oh my god.

597
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:49,000
My wife said I should do lunches to stay in shape. That is a big step forward.

598
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:57,000
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599
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600
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601
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602
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603
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604
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610
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And I am Rob.

611
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000
Real quick, I want to do a little note here programming note.

612
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:38,000
I don't know if it's going to be tomorrow's podcast or not, but Judas Priest has a new album out and I forgot.

613
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:44,000
I got an email that I didn't read that said, hey, what about this? So I will review it.

614
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:50,000
I'm not sure if it's going to be tomorrow's. It might be Tuesday night's show, but I will review it. It's supposed to be really good.

615
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:55,000
So, and Davey also said it was really good too. So I believe it. Anyhow.

616
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Next time you talk to Davey, tell him I said hi.

617
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Oh, I'll definitely do that. You got anything you want to get into Rob?

618
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:07,000
I got a little story here about Willie Nelson.

619
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000
Oh, we love Willie Nelson. Go ahead.

620
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:28,000
Yes. Yes. Courageous country legend Willie Nelson is determined to keep on performing at 90 years old, even though he's reportedly so crippled by agonizing pain that he can barely walk or stand for extended periods of time.

621
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:39,000
According to a recent report, Willie refuses to let his age or the increasing health concerns keep him off the stage.

622
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Although people around him, the blue eyes crying in the rain singer, allegedly fear a terrible crisis will hit.

623
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:54,000
Insiders claim the lever-faced cowboy has vowed to die with his boots on while on the road.

624
00:51:54,000 --> 00:52:03,000
His body aches and gives him pain, but he's determined to break through it and keep on performing even if it kills him.

625
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:10,000
Which he just might do. A concerned pal dished to the national alarm.

626
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000
Hmm. You know what?

627
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:21,000
Yeah, he actually sits during his show now. He doesn't actually sit.

628
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:25,000
Oh, he does? Well, he's what, 84?

629
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,000
He's 90.

630
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:34,000
He's 90? Oh my God. Well, no wonder. No wonder he sits. He's probably shitting himself too.

631
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,000
Could be.

632
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:52,000
Yeah, I would. You know what? If I was Willie Nelson, I would shit myself. I'd pull my trousers down. Yes, I said trousers. Look it up if you don't know what that means. And I would show everybody in the audience. I'd go, look, I'm Willie Nelson and I shit myself. Isn't that cool?

633
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,000
Wouldn't that be awesome?

634
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Yeah.

635
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:01,000
I'd make the cameraman go over there and take like really close shots of it and put it up on the Omegatron board.

636
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:07,000
Ladies and gentlemen, Willie Nelson's shit.

637
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,000
Alright.

638
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:15,000
You've probably already read this Rob, because this is all over the internet now.

639
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:24,000
But evidently that playoff game between the Dolphins coming to Kansas City that was the fourth coldest on record.

640
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:31,000
People are getting their limbs amputated over that game now.

641
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,000
Oh wow.

642
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:37,000
Because they did everything they could to save their limbs, but it's not working.

643
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:52,000
So anyhow, the medical director of the Grossman's Burn Center Research Medical Center said 70% of patients referred for frostbite injuries suffered during the bitter cold in January are now being advised to schedule amputation.

644
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:58,000
The majority of them are Chiefs fans who attended the team's frigid playoff game.

645
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:14,000
HCA Health shared images of the hand of one fan who took his gloves off for five minutes in order to put up a tent in the parking lot outside of Arrowhead Stadium.

646
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:21,000
The patient's hand, whose hand had frostbite injuries, were along with the Chiefs game.

647
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:28,000
They are just getting to the point now where we are starting to discuss their amputations that might be necessary, Garcia said.

648
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The estimated 30% lucky enough to avoid amputation after undergoing treatment the past few weeks in hyperbaric oxygen tanks will have plenty of reminders of their frostbite injuries.

649
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It's still a lifelong process. They'll have sensitivity and pain for the rest of their lives and always will be more susceptible to frostbite in the future.

650
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So we are also educating them to make sure they stay warm for the years and months to come, Garcia said.

651
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,000
But I've got a question, Rob, and this is a serious question.

652
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,000
This is not a ha-ha. I really mean this.

653
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:18,000
Okay, how come no player, they were out there in no sleeves, no gloves, how come no player got frostbite? Why is that? They were less stressed than a lot of the fans.

654
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:27,000
I'm guessing because they were up and active. They had the blood pumping. The fans, they're just sitting there.

655
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
You're right, Rob, that is it. Yep.

656
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:43,000
Yeah, in the mornings I get to work. I put my hoodie on. I get to moving around. I go to sweating. I got to come out of that hoodie, you know.

657
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,000
You know what, you're right. I'm the same way.

658
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:55,000
Plus, the field is down in like a bowl, so all the colder air movement is going to be up higher.

659
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,000
You know what, that's true.

660
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:07,000
I found that out at the Ample Theater down here when I went to see 38 Special. I was up at the top. Dude, we were freezing up there.

661
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:12,000
That makes sense, Rob. And also, I do think they have heaters in the field.

662
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:20,000
Yeah, yeah, they do. They have them on the, underneath the turf to de-thaw it.

663
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:32,000
And also, they have those big blowers on each side of all of them. So, it might have kept, and all that many people huddled around there, you know, running and everything. I'll bet you anything. That is why. You're right.

664
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:42,000
And then anybody that's on the bench that didn't get to play, you know, they were probably had their, they were probably moving around or going in the tunnel every now and then something.

665
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,000
So, any...

666
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:50,000
They keep putting their hands in their pockets. They got them hand mugs that they keep their hands warm.

667
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Yeah. Well, anyhow, I mean, that's dedication too, though, man. I'll tell you what, Chief's fans, they're insane. Yeah, I mean...

668
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000
They are. They are.

669
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,000
Yeah, so...

670
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:03,000
Well, shall we say, we are?

671
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,000
Yeah, we are. That's right.

672
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,000
Yeah, we are.

673
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
Anyhow, Rob, you got anything?

674
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Uh, yeah, I got another one here.

675
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,000
All righty.

676
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:26,000
How many of us have gone to Six Flags in St. Louis, Missouri for a weekend only to drive home late at night?

677
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:36,000
That was the story of two Missouri guys who encountered something they can't explain on a remote highway when they were on the way home.

678
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Hmm.

679
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:44,000
The strange tale was told to YouTube channel Planet 412 a couple weeks ago.

680
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:46,000
Okay.

681
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:58,000
While I recommend listening to their telling of the account, I'll give you the short version of what two Missouri men say happened late one night on a deserted rural Missouri highway.

682
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Okay.

683
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:07,000
They went to Six Flags in St. Louis during the day and they head south toward their home in Park Hills, Missouri.

684
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:17,000
They decided to take what they thought would be a shortcut on one of the many rural highways along that route.

685
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,000
This is the...

686
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,000
Okay.

687
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:26,000
They were driving along this highway which had trees and woods on both sides.

688
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Okay.

689
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,000
That looked okay.

690
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:35,000
I was about to read this is what it looks like during the daytime because it shows a picture of it.

691
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,000
Oh, okay.

692
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:44,000
The two Missouri guys were driving along this highway when they saw what they believed was a man standing in the middle of the highway.

693
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,000
Okay.

694
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:52,000
They slowed down as they approached. They noticed that it did not appear to be a man but something else.

695
00:58:52,000 --> 00:59:00,000
What they thought was rust colored clothing from head to toe now appeared to be fur or skin.

696
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,000
That wasn't a man. It was something else.

697
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:15,000
They decided they would just hastily move over and pass by whatever it was when they saw the creature was not alone.

698
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:20,000
More of whatever that was were in the woods.

699
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:29,000
As we approached the area where this person stood near the power lines crossing the overhead, they realized they weren't alone.

700
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:34,000
It was then that they started hearing sounds.

701
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Okay.

702
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:42,000
Like a series of clicks, growls, grunts and maybe howling.

703
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,000
Clicks?

704
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Yeah.

705
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Okay.

706
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:55,000
As they passed by the creatures, one looked like a mammal and the other almost reptilian.

707
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,000
Wow.

708
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:04,000
It was a strange sight that caused them to hurry on down the highway and get back to civilization as fast as possible.

709
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,000
Yeah.

710
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,000
No shit.

711
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,000
Yeah. Wow.

712
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Okay.

713
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,000
I'm not so...I don't know about this one.

714
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:21,000
Yeah. I can...okay. I understand. They're saying they've seen Bigfoot.

715
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,000
Yeah, but the reptilian one.

716
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:29,000
Yeah, but they're saying they've seen a reptilian in the woods.

717
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,000
Shit.

718
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:40,000
There is. There are people that believe that Bigfoot and aliens work together.

719
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:43,000
Yeah, that's true. And also I can add to this.

720
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:48,000
And some aliens are supposedly look like lizards.

721
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,000
And I can add to this, Rob. Okay.

722
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:56,000
Supposedly there are shape-shifters by certain people say this.

723
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,000
Okay.

724
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:03,000
This is from David Icke, I believe. I-C-H-E. David Icke, you can look it up.

725
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:12,000
And he's talking about the Illuminati and the elite, the people that you don't see behind the people that you do see.

726
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:18,000
And he says that a lot of people that are here on Earth, I believe he says they're aliens.

727
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:24,000
And they look like humans, but if you watch them closely, every now and then you can see the reptilian come out.

728
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:35,000
So, I don't know, you know. Do these guys have too many beers at Six Flags? Possibly.

729
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:39,000
Well, they're driving down Kutcher Road. They could have been drinking that.

730
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Oh, they could have been drinking very easily. That's Old Crow area, right?

731
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:47,000
Yeah, that's- hey, anything you want down there.

732
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:52,000
Oh yeah. Oh yeah, Old Crow will make you see lizards and fucking Bigfoot, that's for sure.

733
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:56,000
Old Crow, 10 high, yeah.

734
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,000
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see what else. What was the other one?

735
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Oh, Black Velvet. You ever drink that shit? Oh my god.

736
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,000
Yeah, yeah.

737
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,000
There's this old man that used to live down the road that used to drink Black Velvet all the time.

738
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:17,000
And anyhow, he's squigging on here. Hey Mark, come here. I don't know, 17.

739
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:25,000
Take a swig of this. Smooth. I drink that. I about vomit, man. My fucking- my insides are burning.

740
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:32,000
And he goes, whoa, that's good whiskey. And then later on I realized that is like the night train of whiskey.

741
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,000
Right.

742
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,000
Then there's another one too.

743
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:42,000
I personally, when I was younger, put away quite a bit of Seagrams too.

744
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:46,000
Seagrams wasn't quite as bad though. Seagrams actually-

745
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,000
No, it wasn't.

746
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,000
It was mellower. It was kind of sweet. It wasn't bad.

747
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:56,000
But yeah, that old Crow carried a baseball bat the night of and the next day.

748
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000
Oh god, yeah. It beat the hell out of you.

749
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:05,000
Oh yeah. It's so enticing to us. Like, come here Mark. What, who me? Yeah, you. Come here.

750
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,000
Yeah, what do you want? Come here man, drink me.

751
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:13,000
I don't know man. That doesn't sound like good. Yes it is Mark.

752
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:18,000
You drink me and you will be rich and famous. People will love you.

753
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:24,000
Hot chicks will throw their clothes at you. Men will worship you. Do it. Drink me. Drink me.

754
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:27,000
I don't know man. Come on, drink me.

755
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:32,000
I drink it and you know what happens? I end up in a ditch with my pants off.

756
01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:35,000
With the cops arresting me.

757
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,000
Yep. That's what happens.

758
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:41,000
So don't fall for it. If the old Crow talks to you, run. Run the other way.

759
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:45,000
You'll end up in a ditch with your pants off being in cuffs.

760
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,000
Just saying.

761
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:56,000
Yeah, that bird. You think that bird is just going to chirp in your ear and just be all nice? Hell no.

762
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:02,000
That bird acts like he loves you, but believe me, he is your enemy.

763
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:11,000
He is your arch enemy. He is the evil that wants to entice you and bring you in.

764
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:19,000
But he will leave you deep pantsed with a horrible headache in a cinder block cell with the cops laughing at you.

765
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,000
Yes he will.

766
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,000
Yes.

767
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:27,000
Anyhow, let's see. I don't know how we got on that.

768
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:31,000
I got another alcohol related thing.

769
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:33,000
Oh go ahead Rob. You're on a roll.

770
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:47,000
Motor Biscuit recently put together a list of states where a passenger riding in a personal vehicle could still have an open container of alcohol.

771
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:57,000
Okay, and Mark, do you remember many, many years it was illegal to have any alcohol container in a vehicle?

772
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:01,000
Yes. Yeah, yeah. They relaxed that considerably.

773
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:03,000
Passengers, everybody.

774
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,000
Mmhmm.

775
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:14,000
Given what we know about alcohol related traffic accidents and fatalities, it's surprising this is still allowed today.

776
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:19,000
Let alone that it was ever a thing to begin with.

777
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:28,000
The following states will allow passengers to crack open a can of beer or bottle of liquor while riding shotgun.

778
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:44,000
Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, Delaware, Mississippi, Missouri, Rhode Island, Tennessee, Virginia, and West Virginia.

779
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,000
I didn't know Missouri was on those, did you?

780
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:57,000
Yes, yes. I just recently found out that you can have an open container in Missouri.

781
01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,000
I really thought it was illegal.

782
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,000
It changed its law.

783
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,000
Okay, wow.

784
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:12,000
An open container includes everything from a bottle or can to a flask you fill before leaving the house.

785
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,000
Wow.

786
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:26,000
All of the states on the list allow the passenger to have an open container and drink alcohol with the exception of Arkansas and West Virginia.

787
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:33,000
So all the other ones you can have it open and you can swig it as long as the driver doesn't have any?

788
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,000
Exactly.

789
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:45,000
Now the thing I'd like to warn people is, okay, you can be over there swigging away at that stuff, you know the guy driving is going to get a sobriety field test, right?

790
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,000
Right, right.

791
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:51,000
So they better be sober.

792
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:57,000
Yeah, yes. Because you're just turning a man at that point.

793
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,000
Yep.

794
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:11,000
Let's see, okay Rob, I've got to get with you on some new bits that I'm going to do and I'm just mentioning it right now while I'm thinking about it.

795
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:22,000
Coming up here the end of March, I'm going to have a week off and we need to find some time where we've got a couple hours because I've got some stuff I need you to say so I can work with it.

796
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,000
Alright.

797
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,000
Does that sound doable?

798
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,000
Yeah, yeah, we can do that.

799
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,000
Okay, cool.

800
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:36,000
And we're adding more bits daily, I just did a bunch of them and threw them in and I've got quite a few more that I'm doing.

801
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:45,000
We've got some new stuff, we've got some new origins up, well I haven't posted them yet but I've got three or four new origins.

802
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:47,000
Let's see, what else do I have?

803
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:55,000
I have some more deep thoughts, I have some island of horrible jokes and strange insults and things that were heard in hell.

804
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,000
We've got all those plus some new stuff coming up.

805
01:07:58,000 --> 01:07:59,000
Apocalypse, I've got to work on that too.

806
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,000
So I've got to find more shit you can eat out in your yard.

807
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:09,000
So, anyhow, I guess that's probably about the end of this podcast, what do you think?

808
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,000
Yeah, yeah, it's a little late.

809
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,000
Alright, we're wrapping up the sidewalks and getting the fuck out of here.

810
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,000
Everybody, thank you for listening like always.

811
01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:20,000
Thank you, ass.

812
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:21,000
Oh, hi Opal.

813
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,000
Hi Grandma Opal.

814
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,000
Hi Grandma Opal.

815
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:27,000
And Jimmy, the best grandson ever and the best grandma ever, Opal.

816
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,000
We love you guys.

817
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:30,000
Dodge City, Kansas.

818
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,000
Woo woo, root root.

819
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,000
You guys are awesome.

820
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:36,000
Um, oh, anyhow, thank you assholes.

821
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,000
Have a good night.

822
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Good night, assholes.

823
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,000
Hey, where did everybody go?

824
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,000
Where are the douchebags?

825
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,000
Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner.

826
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:01,000
Oh jeez.

827
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,000
Glad they're gone.

828
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:05,000
Let's just hope they don't come back.

829
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,000
Man, that smells.