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Bags and a microphone on mark and I am Rob
Rob your brother who was
What is he right now to see land the little bitty? He's a lord. He's a lord. That's right. Okay, but he's working he's
Good
Shoot for Baron for Baron. That's right. A few months
I know he is Lord a few months ago two douchebags and microphone reported about this
it's basically like a platform off the edge of England and it's its own sovereign country and
Anyhow, it's called seal and Rob's brother Tom, right?
Tom yeah, okay Rob's brother Tom. I want to make sure I was pretty sure that's his name
I want to make sure I had it right Tom. Yeah, when I hadn't bothered to file some paperwork
And he is an official Lord to this to this nation
So
Yes
and we were we were teasing around about a little bit yesterday and
Or yeah, I thought yeah it was yesterday
Yeah, we wanted to be actually got put out this morning. I already
Yeah, yeah, I got it out. It was my birthday special. That's why I got it out so quick
I want you to hear your birthday special
So anyhow
He we were teasing around we wanted to do specs and microphone to be the official podcast of
Sealand so the Lord of Sealand Tom
His last name isn't Radford. Is it? What's his last name?
Okay
Tom Rob's brother
Is a Lord of Sealand and he's going for barren
So anyhow, this is his response. So he is qualified to answer this question
because we want to be the official podcast of
Sealand dear
And was your
Story yeah, it was an article. Yeah, and Tom took the time
Tom took the time did research this made sure it was true
And then he became a Lord of it by filing the right paperwork
And then Rob said something about his
His what would you call it his embassy?
Yeah
His embassy here in America that that Tom so graciously built for Sealand
Looked like a she shed and I don't think Tom liked that very well according
What I'm getting ready to read so it will go like this dear. Mr. Wallace
I'll tell you right now being him of talk
Okay, I got my ass chewed out
He did not care for that statement lead the needless to say so here we go with this dear
Mr. Wallace it is to my understanding when I listened to your last show that you wondered
About being an official podcast station for the principality of Sealand
According to both the United States and the Sealand constitutions you are allowed freedom of speech in both countries
Thank you for asking permission. It's an honor to all the people of Sealand that you have an interest in supporting our great nation
I have enjoyed listening to your podcast for quite some time and will continue to listen
Continue listening as long as Rob Radd
Refrains from insulting my building. It's not a she shed
I also would like to let Rob Radd and the listeners know that it was a count and countess title
That my wife and I will be honored with next account and countess
It is in the works as we speak. I will keep you updated
As we speak I will keep you updated
Anyhow, E. Mara Hulabartus Lord Thomas
What a great rebuttal
I love my brother. I love you. We need to get him on the show. We gotta get him on the show
That's you not me
Not me I don't have a problem with your embassy. I think it looks fine. I
I've got a feeling we will be the
podcast of Sealand. I'm still going to call you a she shed man.
Anyhow, we we are the official podcast of Sealand then
Because as far as I know we're the only podcast of Sealand
So that would make us the official podcast of Sealand basically by default
But anyhow, we are very happy to be a part of Sealand and Sealand to be a part of us
So thank you Sealand very much
and I can't wait till they become account and countess and
Maybe you and I can do something
To register our name and the podcast name there or something. Yeah. Yeah
While we're at this, okay, it was my family. Mm-hmm
I want to give that to my and Tom's Aunt Loretta
Okay, I
Talked to her this weekend. I should have mentioned it last night, but I did
Yeah
She is actually listen to her couple of our shows. Oh nice
Nice shot after we found that Missouri
All right, good old Lee's Summit. We know we summit well
Yeah, my my aunt Loretta. My aunt Loretta is in the summit. She's listening to a couple of shows
She plans on listening to more
That's the the southeastern section of Kansas City has been represented even though it's Lee Summit. It's its own city
It's a suburb of Kansas City. So we are very honored to have Lee Summit checking in with us. Thank you
Her name's Lorraine. Is that it?
Loretta Loretta, okay
Aunt Loretta, thank you. Oh, well, we're at it. Hi grandma Opal
You know, it's high grandma Opal. Hi Jimmy the greatest grandson ever
God City Kansas
Yeah, we'll talk
anyhow, so
Thank you Rob's aunt. You're awesome
Did she have any comment?
Well, she it was going to the way she figured it would with a name like two douchebags in a microphone, right
and being me
Yeah, okay cool. Well, at least she wasn't shocked. I've got something for you. I found out about this last. She's actually laughing
That's that's cool good we all need jokes and actually if you kind of notice Rob
We're leaving most of the
Really crass stuff for the bits when you are you and I are talking. We're not really
Saying anything that gross or dick jokes or anything, you know our
Our fodder our talk between each other is fairly civilized in and you know
It may not be real educated talk. It may not be real intellectual talk, but it's real talk and it's not really nasty
So I think we're finding that happy balance of being risky in some areas and then other is not
So, you know until we get in till we start doing the hairy asshole Olympics again, and then all things are lost. So
Yeah, yeah, that's it. Oh, yeah
so
I've got something for you Rob. I want to get your I don't think you know about it yet, but I want to get your
opinion
Did you know that you know, you and I both listen to one on one the Fox, right?
Yes. Yes. Do you know the slackers retiring? This is his last week. I believe I
Understand why
Is he still sick I
Don't know but I'm sure all the
Treatments he's had to go under and everything. Yeah
Well, he made it back in remarkable time. I mean he really did
Well, I think the thing I'm saying is this right here. I hope he is physically
Okay, I hope he's not sick and I hope he gets to enjoy a long life of whatever he wants to do
We send our best to slacker and we wish him the best and we hope he has the best of health the rest of his life
You know, so it was just kind of concerning the timing of it after he bothered to come back and then suddenly
He just you know retires
So right well
Mark honestly, I think you kind of see that
Think about what kind of time you and I put into our little shit show here
Yeah
Imagine what he does on a mat on a major
radio station
well a lot of these
He
With with the health issues he probably can't do as much
So yeah, he's probably just gonna retire
Yeah, yeah, I could see that. Okay. No, no, no, that's better than what I was thinking. I hope that's all it is
So, okay
I'm
Slacker we wish you the best. We love you
We hope you have a great retirement a long a long long retirement, too
Why we slide? Yeah, we love you man
And you're right Rob, you know everybody that I knew and I knew a couple of guys
I knew and I knew a couple of people that did morning shows
And the thing is is they put a lot a lot of time
Into these shows that people don't see
More than just the three or four hours you listen to if the if the show starts at 6 most likely they got there at 430
Yeah
You know
It's just there's just so much to do and so much to go over and so much to read and all that stuff
And people don't realize that it is a lot of work. And I mean like you said just this podcast
I'm all the time scouring stories coming up with new ideas
I think everyone probably noticed the last podcast last night if you listen to it, we have new bits
We have about we have about 20 new bits
You know those two bits those 20 new bits did they didn't do themselves. It took a lot of hours to do them
You know, it took a lot of thought and to be honest these are all marked
Me and Mark have not had time for me to do anyone you see and this is where it's very vital and important that I
Get Rob his equipment which is not gonna be much longer because I'm just gonna make it down there. That's all there is to it
I'm gonna make it down there
Just saying I need two weeks notice. I will I will I'll give you two weeks
I mean look even if I'm just coming by one evening to give you your equipment and then and it's just a long road trip
So be it. That's all well. Well, we gotta get set up. You guys show me how to use it
Yeah, it's gonna have to yeah. Yeah, I've already thought of that
It's gonna have to be a time when you and I both have a couple days off
The equipment is really easy to use. I guarantee you'll have it mastered in no time. So don't freak out
Yeah, it will. I mean believe me if you can cut angles on metal you can do this you can do this software
so
Well, this is
I was getting ready to mention that you know, not an actual
This is actual software that is run off of a PC
But in your case, it'll be a Chromebook. So and and it's gonna be designed this lightweight
So you can just set it up anywhere if you need to so it's gonna be a good thing
So, all right. Anyhow, I just want to get your thought on slacker and we hope he's okay. We hope he does well
So I don't know who's gonna be taking this spot. I wonder if it's gonna be moose
Formerly 98 and on the rock moose filled in an afternoon because sparks went to morning
for slacker when slacker left when he was ill, okay, yeah, I don't have 98 9 tuned in yet
I should be able to get it. I was having trouble moose was cut. I don't know how long ago
I don't listen to 98 9 hardly ever anymore. I really don't like the I
I don't like the station that well. I don't like their playlists that well
But that's neither here nor there
So somewhere moose got cut the afternoon guy or no, he was a early
Afternoon guy I think he came in right after Johnny there and
He was cut somewhere along the lines there because well now Odyssey their owner their parent owner
Was all their debt was just bought up by George Soros
Yeah, so we can only imagine the broadcasting stuff that's going there
You're putting in
politics
No, I'm telling you what happened
Odyssey
Yes
Odyssey Odyssey filed for bankruptcy Odyssey is the owner of the rock and probably about 200 maybe 200 other stations
George Soros bought up all their debt. He is going to be owning Odyssey in these 200 stations
so
Anyhow back when they were when they were struggling they had a lot of cuts like all other
radio
Corporations can want conglomerates did because it's it's not the big sexy thing anymore doesn't make the money that it used to right
Okay, so we're somewhere moose was cut because I wasn't listening
I don't know so all sudden he appeared in the afternoon
For sparks who went to the morning for slacker who was off on an illness
So I don't know I hope they get moose. I thought moose did a great job
He sounded great on the radio like he always did so I hope he comes back and he is their new afternoon guy
So yeah
Wait, you know when I heard them
While slacker was gone
Yeah, they were great moose did great
Yeah, yeah, so we're hoping moose
But I think they could survive. Yeah. Yeah, so anyhow
As far as what happens to Odyssey
Since George Soros is such a liberal. I imagine at least part of those stations are going to be doing his type of radio
Yeah, that would probably be the
idea behind buying all their debt
So stay tuned on that anyhow
So but I don't want to get too political because we are dick jokes
And we admittedly are dick jokes, and we very happily are dick jokes so
Anyhow
You know skip Bayless
His famous Andy Reid sold his soul
Right. Yeah, okay, and anyhow everyone's like you know the guy's a fucking idiot
So anyhow
basically
Andy Reid said he came over there and he
He basically he wasn't like fucking bitching out
Andy Reid he said put me in I want to score is what he said that's what Andy Reid said he said
so
anyhow Skippy Bayless is
And also I think the New York Post did an article too anyhow. It's just
What it is is sheer speculation, and they would love they would love for there to be a divide in the dynasty
So they're gonna provoke
They're gonna promote shit like this and speak shit like this because they don't want Kansas City to keep winning
It's that simple. They don't want us up there. They want the Giants or the Cowboys up there
They don't want us up there, so all of this propaganda. That's like spewing out their fucking pie holes. It's just garbage
There obviously is not a problem between Andy Reid and Travis Kelsey
They would love for there to be a problem, and there are love for Travis Kelsey to not play with us anymore
but
That's not gonna happen
Because I personally believe Andy Reid because I think Andy Reid has enough nuts that this right here
If Travis Kelsey did do that he took care of it, but not in front of everybody right?
Yeah, okay, let's say your work, right?
Okay, let's say your work, right?
And you screw something up really bad, okay, and your boss is pretty mad
He thought you should have thought better you should have taken your time, right?
Does your boss come out there and scream at you in front of everybody?
Or does he go Rob?
Will you meet me in my office here in ten minutes, please?
Yeah, yeah sure you know they're like fuck then you go in there
He's like hey sit down you know and then you know and then you'll be like hey. This is what's going on
I'm concerned about this. I don't like this happening right okay
He doesn't do it in front of everybody and nor does he tell you what he says to him right like like
He's just for the record my boss would get me to the side
And I talk about
The same here. There's protocol. You don't just scream at somebody out
And you don't say what you said to them that is that is
Just leading to mistrust if Andy Reid said you know Travis
I don't appreciate we talked to me if you do it again
I'm fucking cutting you and then he went around and told everybody what he said that would not go over very well
I'd be like coach listen man. You told me that did you have to tell the whole fucking world?
So it was handled no matter what happened whether it's exactly what Andy Reid said about put me in coach
You know I just went about it wrong or whatever or if it was something a little bit more serious
obviously
Coach Reid took care of it and everything is okay
So anyhow New York Skippy Bayless all you Fox stop
It's not working
So Rob before we go to our first break we turn to you. Do you have something you want to speak of?
Yes, I do I kind of figured you did
The floor is yours
I
Still have remnants of my cold, but I am
Okay, okay, so
Any day anybody that's been listening knows I've been following that Alec Baldwin incident
Oh, yeah
Movie set of rush arrest
Well I have another update right on
The jury convicted a movie weapons supervisor of involuntary manslaughter
in the phony shooting of a
Cinematographer
By actor Alec Baldwin during the rehearsal on the set of the Western movie rest
The verdict against movie armor
Hannah to Paris Reid and signs new blame in the death of
the photographer
Elena Hutchins in October
2021 after an assistant director
last year played no count test and
Night widget handling of the fire
Baldwin the lead actor and co-producer on rest was indicted by a grand jury in January
on a charge of involuntary manslaughter
He was pointing a gun at Hutchins on a movie set outside Santa Fe, New Mexico
When the gun went off killing her and wounded director Joel, Sousa
Yeah, okay, I got a question so the way I'm reading into this Rob is
They're saying that he was fucking around with the gun and that's what happened
He wasn't actually doing part of the script, right?
Right, right, right, which would make that that would make that involuntary manslaughter. That's the definition
So I get by doing this
It's trial
Could change that okay
The involuntary manslaughter charge against the terrorist reekers a maximum penalty of 18 months in prison and five thousand dollars fine
Let's face it
Yeah, we got he's never gonna go to prison we know this
He has too much money to go to prison that's the way it works in America
Good this is kind of a long story and I was reading at work and I
Okay, sorry. It goes on to say that
And I'm just gonna put this in my own words
Okay
By this happening
It could take part of the blame off him
if there's
somewhere in this story it
She the reason why they found her guilty
Was because she brought live bullets on to the set
Okay, oh here we go
The defense yeah, this is a long ways down. That's why I said I read the whole thing
It's like it right on them
Well, I mean you got to determine what you want to talk about on the air at night, you know
And if you don't think it's pertinent, you just skip over it, right? So go ahead what we go go ahead to what part you're going to
The defense okay, this ain't saying what I thought was in the sun
but it does say the defense cast doubt on the
relevance of
photographs of ammunition
downing FBI
testimony that five rounds
Can't be fully distinguished from dummy ones on site
Okay, so but yeah somewhere okay, I'll tell you what applies
The story is on the Associated Press
Okay, but here's okay Rob. What I'm doing is I'm playing the other side here. Okay, right
I don't think that has anything to do with if Alec Baldwin if this is true
What's just fucking around with a gun and play around? I don't think that has anything to do with to me. That's still negligent and
Yes, I don't
Consideration is if he truly thought
That those were dummy rounds
Yeah, but still he was still fucking around with a gun when he didn't have to and he still had it
Yes, I know
But I get it I get it but
Let's say I I was in a Tonka truck come on this is Alec Baldwin we're talking about yeah, so
Okay, you know what there's still too much going on in this case. We're not gonna know how it's gonna come out
Right, right. Well, I want to keep this updated. Yeah
so anyhow
Let's take a break and when we come back, I'm gonna tell everybody how they get free $1 burgers from Wendy's not free $1 burgers
Not free $1 burgers actually $1 burgers from Wendy's the rest of the month. That sound good
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Like I said, I promised before I'm gonna tell her they how they can score dollar burgers at Wendy's
I think I think it's for a month, but we'll find out here after a surge in backlash
Wendy's is giving customers a slam dunk deal. The fast food chain is dishing out deals for March Madness
Okay, so it's through March Madness and basketball fans and burger lovers alike can score a dollar Dave single or two dollar Dave double
Any time from now through April 10th by checking Oh actually more than a month
By checking the offers tab in the Wendy's app the announcements the announcement comes days after Wendy's announced
They would be testing a dynamic pricing model where the cost of menu items could fluctuate based on demand
Wendy's CEO CEO Kirk Tanner announced the new system on a call with investors
Noting that they will invest 20 million in high-tech menu boards that will be able to update price update prices in real time
That's for stories. It said Wendy's could raise prices during lunch
You know due to surge pricing increases and the cost
You know the surge pricing
originated like an uber and Lyft
So if you're getting an uber in like, I don't know
five in the morning
It's not gonna be dynamic pricing right because nobody else is you know, they're all fighting for your business at this point
People are still awake
If it's three in the afternoon
Like people are getting off work and need a ride home or whatever the price in the uber and Lyft goes way up
And that's called dynamic price and it's like per demand. Oh, yeah, it's per demand
And although Wendy's is denying it everybody thought that because they're gonna invest in these new boards
And it could change the you know that during lunch the price would surge up because they have 30 people in mind
But they say that's not gonna happen and now they're giving away free burgers. So I don't know I mean
Until April 10th
So go to your app download your Wendy's app and get your free burger every day if you want well not free
But a dollar burger or two dollar burger, so
It's not a bad deal
Yeah
Ace Freely right right Rob great. Oh, yeah
Yep new album great
Well, he did very well in the charts with it. Did you know that?
Yes, oh you did know that okay?
Okay, well I'm getting ready to read it out so
All right Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee and guitar legend ace freely
Has a top both the hard music and hard rock album charts with his new album 10,000 volts
Additionally the album comes in at number two on the independent chart
Number three on the internet albums chart number four on the vinyl album sales. I didn't know they sold via
volat
vinyl on news on new stuff anymore and
And current album sales charts the album has also charted internationally to be debuting at number one in Sweden
the physical album chart
number 13 in Switzerland number 13 on the UK independent album breakers chart and number 21 on the
German album chart with more to come
10,000 volts was released on February 23rd via MNRK heavy
Which is a that's the record company label and has sold more in the first week of release than his last studio album
2018 spaceman
all together 10,000 volts was produced and co-written by ace and Steve Brown and the
Uncontainable engine energy on the 11 track showcases some ace best works since the 78 solo album
There were 20 vinyl variants available on this project in addition to the CD and digital versions
Due to overwhelming demand from aces fans stateside
European of vinyl variants are also now available in American market the variants feature unique and visually stunning vinyl copies and colors and
Anyhow, they have metal Jim Locker splatter
dragons den and orange tabby
as
as some their
Designs so anyhow
Pretty cool pretty cool phrase right? Yeah, I mean, I know those charts don't sound like very much
But really that is quite an accomplishment in today's environment and especially today's environment to old rock
And old metal and stuff like that, right
To be accepted that widely. Let me put in perspective. Do you hear anything about mix album?
No
Is it anywhere? No
Well aces albums great
Mix album is fair
There's not enough of an audience left or if a fair album sells
a hundred thousand in the end wish I would have saved that
Story I didn't read it but I
Had I read across the story this morning. It said mix mix album is top
aces
it has
I
Like I said, I did not get a chance to actually read the story and I didn't save it
It
It's on the internet man
I
Believe yours over my over this one
I think that came from metal edge. I'm so
I don't know. I don't know unless I got said I didn't save it
I don't know you guys story to go to while I look up other side of Mars
Yeah, yeah
I
Thought I put an end
Well
I'm going back to the chiefs
Okay
Rivers have circulated and even made headlines that a Kansas City Chiefs fan
Buried the teams flag under the Allegiant Stadium seven years ago when the structure was built. Uh-huh
Since 2017 and rumors kept chiefs fans and others wondering if it could be true
And now the Chiefs in the Super Bowl and playing at the Allegiant Stadium
The interest has peaked
I
FTV a
Newsmax first director Chris Mathias decided it was time to get to the bottom of the bizarre story
And he did
It started with two die-hard chiefs
We were helping with the construction of the future home
We lost and those fringers
Which I remember I it was all over the internet. Oh, yeah
Facebook
Chris Schrezer
Took a picture of Gerard de Costa
Holding the chiefs flag. Uh-huh
The top there wasn't a main one in on it. Uh-huh
He's a fantastic cheese fan he was a chief said local labor union Tommy white
He's been a long time fan of the chiefs
Then they got into where they posted the picture
The two Raiders rivals were able to take their prank to an epic proportions
They continued to make headlines even to this week
White was able to put an end to the hopes
So he didn't he didn't bury it
He oversaw the construction of the stadium and he
Contacted the Tasha and asked for the flag
The Tasha gave it to him proving it had not been buried
And admitting it was a hoax. It was a good one because everybody believed it
Sorry Kansas City
No, no, no, no, here's the deal. We want a Super Bowl on their home field
They can never live that down never live that down
You know where they normally paint the Raiders they painted over it in a painted the chiefs
Yes, by the way
Yes, that flag did not get buried under a legion state what a good article Rob, thank you
Well, there goes that one, you know what I don't necessarily care like I said
The deal is is this right here if you're looking to get the Raiders really good. They've already been got
They first off they painted over the Raiders logo and they put a chiefs logo and second off
We won the Super Bowl on their field. Yes
So before they can even get near or even sniff a Super Bowl
We already won one on their field. So if you're looking about getting them, they've already been got so
Okay, there's no way that Mick Mars could sell more albums than ace freely
because he's still looking for a
Record deal to release the album
Oh
Okay here it says right here
I've got a metal injection as Molly crew gears up to release new music
So is former guitarist Mick Mars an interview with Rolling Stone Mars has unveiled his debut solo album to be titled another side of Mars
Mars is currently seeking out a record label to drop the album which was described by Rolling Stone author Andy Green
It's darker and more aggressive than anything in the crew catalog. I know no he's wrong
It could have been darker and more aggressive, but they ended that
They put that new rock feeling in it and it just didn't do it
But anyhow, there were a couple of good songs on it, but far and large it was mediocre
so anyhow
All right, you know Oreo has two new flavors Rob
Yeah
I
Figured you'd be more ecstatic than that. We got new Oreos to chomp on dude
Okay
Oreo already introduced three new flavors at the start of the new year
But the brand hasn't wasn't done dropping cookies on February 27th
the sandwich cookie company introduced two more additions to its
Its crunchy confections
Dirt cake and term of soup thins
Dirt cake and nostalgic favorite is being added to the portfolio for a limited time while term of soup thins are getting a
permanent spot in the lineup both will hit grocery stores shelves March 4th and
Here is all the details
Oreo dirt cake chocolate sandwich cookies are the company's take on the nostalgic mud pie dessert
That reminds people of childhood on the outside it features a classic chocolate cookie with gummy warm
inspired sprinkles on top
And on the inside it's got a layer of brownie flavored cream atop a layer of chocolate cream with Oreos wafer crunch
Limited edition cookie will be available nationwide while supplying
Last the term of Sue is going to be part of their regular
entourage
of
Cookies and it's thin and it's going to taste like term of Sue. So those are your two new cookies
So Rob you had a story you just found or something
No, it's going to be next time I'm going to have time to keep
I was just getting into it
Oh, okay. All right. Well, um, you know
I'm actually writing it down. So I
Remember where you'll find it
Okay. Well coffee mate, right, you know coffee made it has the creamers
Yeah, okay, and you put the creamers in your coffee, right and makes it
Taste a little bit better for a lot of people. Some people don't like them. I personally like them
I like that. I don't like the real sweet ones. I just like more like a French vanilla or a cream or something like that, but
They have all different types of flavors and people buy them and when they're brewing their coffee at home
They add the creamer to make it taste a little bit more like a I don't know a coffee house coffee or something, right?
Yeah
well
There is a new coffee mate, but it's not for coffee
It is for sodas like Dr. Pepper
Right. It's called coffee mate dirty soda
The internet has influenced some pretty crazy combinations over the years
But the new viral dirty soda trend has many soda drinkers jazzing up their afternoon coke with unexpected ingredients like
coconut lime and cream
The trend has taken on many forms
But at its core the recipe is carbonated soda with a splash of creamer flavored syrups and occasionally
Addition of fruit even our favorite Oklahoma based mix and match drink
Stopped Sonic has taken up the torch giving customers the option to make it dirty
With the addition of coconut lime cream combo for their favorite route 44
So you go into Sonic right now and get a 44 Dr. Pepper
Or 44 coca-cola and then say make it dirty and they'll throw the other ingredients in it the lime and all that
Now the country's oldest soft drink
Texas-born Dr. Pepper has teamed up with coffee mate creamer so folks can try this unconventional recipe at home
The new coffee mate dirty soda coconut lime flavored creamer combines note of coconut and zesty lime
Ready to pour straight over a glass of Dr. Pepper on ice
Seriously though it may sound a bit strange the new dirty soda trend has hundreds of millions of fans
Vouching that this crisp creamy treat deserves all the attention it's getting
Imagine the creaminess of a thinner ice cream float with a little pizzazz being Dr. Pepper's iconic 23 flavors
That sounds good to me. I like flow
Can you imagine being a little bit lighter and a little bit more? I don't know
Soda based I think it'd be excellent coffee mate is embrace an exploration of any time of day
Says Lorenzo appurro
Nestle vice president of brand marketing for the beverage division of the business unit
We're excited to collaborate with Dr. Pepper merging with the worlds of coffee creamer and soda
Making easy for the viral dirty soda trend that has taken the world by storm
So how about that Rob?
Sounds good
Hey, I'll tell you what when I come down to give you your equipment. I'll bring the makings for dirty sodas. We'll make dirty sodas up. Okay?
All right
Yeah, we'll make dirty sodas up and fucking do a podcast
Hell yeah
Sounds good
So
Let's go ahead and make sure the equipment's worth it
Well, yeah, I mean I'm I'm downloading all the equipment all the software right now
So I'm gonna give it a trial run because unfortunately I read here lately that a Chromebook doesn't like to run the audacity software that well
So I'm gonna be I'm gonna be testing it first before I waste you know, right?
Yeah, so and if not, then I'll find a tablet or something that works for you. I'll get something
It'll work out. Okay, so let's take our second break and we're gonna come back with more stuff sound good
Sounds good. All right. We'll be right back people. Oh
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I
Just reading something during break here Greg Olson, you know the commentator former football player
I think he's on Fox
He's trending all over the internet right now because people just found out that he's part of a Miami rap song
Really yeah
So like I guess everybody's like looking up who this Greg Olson guy is
So anyhow, that's pretty funny
So Rob you got something you want to go into or
Yeah
Yeah, would you mind me going a little political here? No, I don't care
Look, I mean we can clean it up every now and then yes, so go right on ahead Rob
No, no, no, no this is
Okay, you know
Emmanuel Cleaver. Yeah. Yeah, he's a representative
For this district
He's a former mayor of Kansas City and now he's a representative
Former mayor of Kansas City
A lot of people do not agree with him
Yeah, and I'm one of them sometimes yes. Yeah
But I'm telling you Mark after I read his story
I got a side with him on this one. He's not all bad
I do like the guy. I do like him
I just don't agree with him on everything but that I don't agree with anybody on everything. So let's just wait as any out go ahead
Right. Okay
Well, this one's kind of
It's getting to be kind of an important thing and he's trying to
Get people to do something about it
Yeah, I think he's a good strong Christian guy that it tries to do what he thinks right?
I mean there's nothing wrong with that. So yeah
Yeah, you asked for represent Manuel Cleaver the second is reintroducing a bill
That would withhold one month's pay from every member of Congress
Mm-hmm for each month a mass shooting occurs in the United States
Wow
Yeah, go on
See where I'm going here
I know where you're going with this and actually I didn't know that came back up again
But go ahead
Cleaver a Democrat first filed his no pay until peace act in May 2022
He said he's reintroducing the bill after 80 mass shootings have impacted the nation
three of those mass shootings took place and Cleaver's own district
Missouri District five
Mm-hmm
Six people were shot and injured at Crown Center on January 18th
Yep
Approximately two dozen people were shot
Bothering the Chief Super Bowl rally on February 14th
Crown Center to where the Chief's parade was at or where or to Union Station is not even an eighth of a mile away
Right, right, right
Yes
And an Independence police officer and civil process server lost their lives and two other officers were injured just last week
They were serving eviction papers. The guy was like 69 years old. I think his last name was like Angry
Yeah, and he was just a fucked up old man that probably had nothing to lose and it sucks
It sucks that good people, you know, the process service just doing his job and the cop ran in while everybody was running out
When he heard shots the police officer was a hero. He ran in to defend the process server and he got shot and killed
And that's part of my problem with a lot of this district and the way that the way that they treat cops and then the way we want
We don't have enough protection and it's bullshit. You know, we're worried about the World Cup
Let like 20 people from another country get shot and see how fucking well that goes over
That that little bit I did about Kansas City. I'm not fucking joking
We're making Chicago look like a little pussy. This is bullshit that we have to live with this and it's bullshit that these people let us down all the fucking time
They need to get this thing figured out and they need to get it figured out right now
Anyhow, go ahead Rob
Well, he goes on to say whether it's kids in classrooms, believers in their place of worship or families at the local grocery store or community parade
It's become abundantly clear that no amount of death or trauma will push far right politicians to take the action necessary to address American's horrific gun violence epidemic
But maybe losing a paycheck or two will
That's the only thing that motivates those politicians. Let's be honest. The only thing that motivates these fuckers up there is money
That's the only reason they're there. They don't give a shit about us
Okay, I've got something for you Rob here real quick if you'll let me interject
Well, I was going to stop this right there
But I just want to say my opinion, I totally agree with him
I do too
If they want to sit up there and not do nothing about it, let's make them do something about it
Yeah, you take their money away
Now, don't get me wrong. Do not get me wrong
Go ahead
Guns can be a good thing
I'm not against guns
I am not. I'm against stupid people
Okay, along those lines
I'm against stupid people
Listen to this, I wasn't going to bring this up, but some very dear friends of ours, Val and I
He's having a lot of health issues
And he had some very serious health issues the other night
He had to go to a hospital
I could mention this hospital, but I'm not going to
Okay, I don't know
They had armed guards at every station because we no longer have nuthouses
We don't have insane asylums or mental health institutions
They all get thrown in hospitals and then they get released
We have absolutely no plan on mental health at all
And nothing foresee in the future
And we have a bunch of wackos walking around with guns
Oh wow
Yeah, they said that there was people screaming all night
And they literally had armed guards walking people in and out of the damn hospital
Okay, well now I feel bad for bringing this subject up
No, no, no, no, no, no, it need to be brought up
And anyhow, I'm telling you
This right here, wall
The wall
Okay
It's a fictional soft drink that appears in the popular video game series Fallout
Okay, well then yeah, I definitely don't know it
Okay, the drink is a staple of the game's post apocalyptic world
And is often used as a symbol of the game's retro futuristic aesthetic
While Nuka Cola is not a real beverage
And it's history and lore within the gaming community
Well, now guess what?
You can get Nuka Cola for real
Jones Sotas have introduced it to new Nuka Cola
Nuka Victory Cola is what it's called
And it's available if you can get it right now it's sold out
It's sold out online and it's sold out at all stores
You cannot get any Nuka Victory Cola right now
But Jones plans on having it around for a while
So if you're so inclined and care about Nuka Cola
Because you're a Mortal Kombat guy or whatever
You can get it
You're probably just going to have to wait a little bit because it's all sold out right now
You have to make more of it
So, anyhow
Rob, do you know that your odor and cells are up significantly like 60%?
That's a good thing
No, it is a good thing
You know why?
Why?
People are going back to the office
Well, they were at home
They probably weren't cleaning themselves
They might have been brushing their teeth or something
But yeah, they weren't taking a shower every morning like they normally do
They're sitting around in their PJs and doing the webcam thing and just showing your face
So the trend apparel in Uniliver's third quarter earnings released Thursday
The personal care segment grew by 10%
And it was driven by high volume of deodorant sales
The maker of Dove, Axe, and several antiperspirants said that that is the reason
The deodorant department is the reason that they're up 10% right now
And they speculated the reason is because people are going back to work in offices
And they have to smell good again
So therefore deodorant sales are up and like you said Rob, that's a good thing
I'm not damning it, that's for sure
Actually, once again, thank you, Kobe
Yeah
I got another one here that I would like to get to because we haven't got to anything here
We've been doing so much other stuff that there's some stuff here
There's this thing going around called a blue avatar hire process Rob
You've never heard of it, I have not heard of that
They portray you as a blue avatar and put you in different situations
People are complaining about it because they're just going for a dish washing job
And they get this blue avatar bullshit and it ruins their interview because they're not accustomed to it
Step aside, the new version of avatars is becoming famous with you
It's becoming famous
I love them every day
Yes, it was a great movie
Anyhow, if you applied to one of the several large corporations today you might see a blue grey guy that looks like Walmart's version of Disney's white eyed style of animation
No, it's not a company mascot, it's actually part of your evaluation
The blue avatars are part of a long and confusing personality quiz in the hiring process at a handful of big companies
Many applicants find their presence not only bizarre but also a bit insulting
The blue people are a courtesy of Pandorox AI, which boasts several billion dollar companies as clients including McDonald's, Wendy's, Citizens and more
It's worth noting that not all the clients in Pandorox AI use a personality test feature as different spokespeople from Citizens, 3M and CVSL helped all confirm
Still, many have taken to social media to express their confusion as to why this extra hoop, a long bizarre personality test is being placed in front of the applicants
Considering many of the same companies are complaining about staffing shortages and shortages of people applying in general
So they're wondering how come they're making it so confusing and hard to hire because of these blue avatar deals
Getting a dishwashing job at Olive Garden now requires a personality test from an AI company where you respond to more than 60 slides featuring a blue alien called Ash
Tweets Emanuel Mayberg, who first reported on said quiz on a larger price for 404 Media
Already strung out and cynical about the state of work, employees and job applicants found these types of assessments to be the final nail in the coffin
Although economists maintain that we're in a tight job market, the hunt is longer and trickier than it used to be in a part because of the quizzes and interviews and avatars they use now
So their main complaint is this right here, let's say you go decide to apply for a job at Olive Garden
Where the first thing you'll see is an AI chatbot named Olivia named after and using the likeness of Paradox's founder, Fiance
So the owner of Paradox's AI, this Olivia looks just like his Fiance
After answering a couple of screening questions you'll get a pop-up for the personality assessment illustrated with weird blue humanoids
The personality quiz itself will tell you there's not one right answer, but to look at the picture at either click me or not click me
Is a depiction of a blue avatar describes how you might act or feel
You'll see a bunch of slides like this featuring the blue avatars in situations like grabbing pizza before others partake or engaging in artistic endeavors
The process culminates with the AI system telling you your big five personality traits
How many commented on Mayberg's tweet to discuss this is quite a few people, all of them were job applicants or appeared to be
Some suggest not being honest on the test is what they're looking for
And they say that everything that you use there can be used against you although they say it won't
So the thing that they're saying here Rob and I think you caught it already is, is you're dish washing
You're applying for a dish washing job, why do you have to go through an hour of some blue avatar asking you there's a box of pizza with four people around it
Are you going to be the first to grab a slice or are you letting everyone else get one first?
You see?
Yeah, I understand that
Now if you're one to grab one of the ones first are they going to all of a sudden deny you?
Because they think like you're a type A personality or something and you may rub the other ones the wrong way, is that it?
To be honest, my answer is I'm one of the ones that go last
I'm usually in the middle, I'll let a couple of people do it and then the ones that are like real cautious I'll get in front of them
Because I don't want to wait that long to grab a piece of pizza but I will let someone else grab it first
So I'm with you on that, but I'm not the last one, I'm usually never the last one, I'll let a couple of other people do it
Then I'm like ok, everyone else seems reluctant so now I'll jump in and keep it going
That's kind of the way I look at it
Anyhow, Rob, you got anything? We're going a little bit over but do you give a shit?
Nah, I don't care, as long as I get rid of this, oh there it is
Alright
This comes off American Memory Lane
Oh, a new website
Yeah, that's what I should know, you mentioned that
Oh, ok we scratched that
Eric Hoss Cartwright was a beloved character on the popular television show Bonanza
Bonanza aired for 14 consecutive seasons from NBC from 1959 to 1973
Anybody who was around in the 1950s saw at least one episode of the show Bonanza
Bonanza was synonymous with that era, the series featured a western family in Nevada by the name of Cartwright
The episodes took place on a Cartwright ranch and followed the family as they navigated the ups and downs of the life in the west
Now here's where this story's going
Hoss Dan Blocker was the actor who played Edward Poplar, Eric Hoss Cartwright, one of the sons who helped run the ranch
Hoss was one of everybody's favorite characters anyhow
Oh yeah, he was great
He was just like the big lovable guy, you know
Yeah, he was, he was the big teddy bear
In 1963 Dan Blocker decided to play off the show's popularity and he opened a western style steakhouse by the same name
Hoss?
The first Bonanza steakhouse
Oh yeah, I remember them
Was open in Westport, Connecticut under the Bonanza Surroon pit
Is there any left or not?
No, I don't think there is
A few years later in 1966, Sam Blocker sold the restaurant and a few more he had opened to Sam Wiley and his brother Charles
The Wiley brothers renamed the chain Bonanza Steakhouse
Cool
During the late 1960s, two men named Dan Lasseter and Norm Weiss got into the game
They saw how much the chain had taken off and in particular how popular the idea of this steakhouse restaurant had become
Cool
See this went on more than what I was going to go into
So when I'm on a tine it breaks down
Uh huh
Oh, a couple of them come together and they open Bonanza
And they call it Ponderosa
No, that's what I was getting ready to ask
Yeah, Bonanza and Ponderosa
Here's why I asked that Rob, really quick, now think about this
The opening of Bonanza is getting ready to come on and it shows Lauren Green I believe on the first right
And then it shows the Ponderosa burning as a map of the Ponderosa
And then I was going to ask you, they have a Ponderosa Steakhouse the same time as Bonanza if they were affiliated
And it sounds like they were
Well they ended up becoming competition
Oh, so did Ponderosa name it after, well kind of tongue in cheek?
Uh, two of the, one from the Bonanza and one from Ponderosa
Lasser and Wiese were not too happy about the fact that the original idea was their steakhouse
But after the remainder of the 1960s and 70s the two steakhouses found themselves in fierce competition
In 1989 Bonanza had grown to 600 locations worldwide
Yeah, they were huge at one point, they were in every town in Big C
And Ponderosa had grown to over 700
In 1979 Dan Lasser and Norman Wiese came to their senses and merged under Metro Media Family Steakhouses
Or Homestyle Dining L.O.C.
Didn't they own Ted Steakhouse or Montana's? Ted Montana's or something like that?
Uh, I think we've all known about that
I think so, but anyhow go ahead
This is about Bonanza and Ponderosa, how they merged
Okay, and I think Montana Steakhouse was a part of that merger too, but that article wouldn't say anything about it because it has nothing to do with this story
But go ahead, I'm sorry
Right, right, but yeah, and then there was the decline of the Steakhouse and Ponderosa
And now the Golden Corrals are going bye bye, I mean they're just, they're not popular anymore
Oh yeah, yeah, we lost our Golden Corral down here
Wow, yeah, the whole idea of a cheaper steak just doesn't turn people on anymore
They'd rather pay a little bit more and get a high quality steak
You know, and also, I mean Golden Corral, I can speak for this
I think COVID pretty much capped them off, I mean they were already downhill anyhow
And the meat that they were using was inferior, didn't have a whole lot of taste
All the sides were not that good, I mean, and they used to really be good
Golden Corral used to be a decent place, remember when that was a good place?
Yeah
Yeah, so, anyhow, yeah, they pretty much don't have any of them anymore
I mean it's just a part of yesteryear, we'll never get back, you know
Right
I think Bonanza used to give away stuff to kids too, didn't they?
Yeah, yeah, cause, well, Bonanza did, but then we had Ponderosa right there in the corners
Yes, yeah I remember that one
And that's where we used to go, but we would go to Bonanza every now and then
Until Harry T's came up, remember Harry T's?
Yeah
Harry T's ran them all off
Yep
Oh, do you remember Duff at Blue Springs?
Yeah, I sure do, yep
Oh, god dude, that was the best food
I got one for you, the Gold Buffet
Oh, hell yeah
Yeah, those are good too
What was the one, shit, the one in Stanley, Kansas that looked like a barn?
Damn it
Oh, shit
It looked like a barn, and you go in there and
Now you're going way back
There was a buffet that was like, I tell you, it was like 10 miles long
They had everything from crab legs to meatloaf to spinach, I mean it was just amazing that buffet
How about Wild Woody's?
Oh yeah, Wild Woody's, yeah, Wild Woody's was kickin' ass
Dude, that was an all day shopping trip with the family
Fuck yeah, that was the first Buc-E's really
Yeah, really?
Yeah, I don't know what Buc-E's, I've never been, I don't know what Buc-E's
They're not the first Buc-E's, but I think the idea might have came from something like a Wild Woody's
Where you have everything under the sun and gas
That was awesome
Yeah, pretty cool man
Let's see, and then did Red X take over? Red X is still up there, but Wild Woody's used to be in one location I believe
So, yeah
Anyhow, are you ready to cap this bitch off? You got to work in the morning
Yeah, yeah, let's cap this one off
Alrighty, everybody thank you for listening, thank you assholes, we love you, have a good night
Good night assholes
Hey, where'd everybody go? Where are the douchebags?
Oh my god, someone took a dump in the corner
Oh jeez
Ugh, I'm glad they're gone, let's just hope they don't come back
Phew, man that smells