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Live from the historic river market in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, from the crystal blue waters of the Missouri River, it's two douchebags and a microphone podcast.

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And now it's time for the Daily Douchebag Pledge.

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Two douchebags and a microphone pledge. I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to download every show. I, Joe, or Jane listener, hereby promise to grab family members phones and download the show from there.

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And finally, I, Joe, or Jane listener, promise to visit Montrose, Missouri to take advantage of the power plant, campgrounds, and junkyard all within its quarter mile radius.

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And now, Deep Thoughts with Mark.

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Why can't I just buy a can of thin paint? Why do I always have to go buy paint thinner?

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Hmph. I may never know.

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Now it's time for Pick Up Lines from a Loser.

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Hey, girl, are you a beaver? Cause daaamn.

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Next up, Things Overheard in Hell.

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Hurry up. Kim Jong Un is playing Santa at the mall again this year. Yay.

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And now, the brand new feature, Strange Pinsults from an Alien.

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May you always step in a wet spot after putting on fresh socks.

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Two douchebags in a microphone invade your ear holes and...

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Hey, who took a dump in the cooler?

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Somewhere in the heavens, your great Grammy Gertrude is crying because her little beabo is listening to this film.

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Two douchebags in a microphone. I'm Mark.

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And I am Rob.

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As you guys may notice, I am pretty much through with my horrible, horrible fucking cold that I had.

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Oh gosh, I feel so much better.

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Oh, I hope so.

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Geez, that thing was about to kick me, it kicked me in the nuts, dragged me by the hair, spit on me, called me a bitch,

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made me wear a dress, fucking made me sit in the corner, sucked my thumb. It was fucking horrible, dude.

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Well, the sad thing is, now everybody's coming down with the crap again.

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Because the same night you were suffering from that, that was the night we had the 60 degree temperature change.

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So yeah, Friday we had, my son took off work, he was sick, he had like 101.3 temperature, just felt like shit.

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His throat was swelled up, you know.

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And then we had two other guys that left work before lunch.

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Yeah, you know.

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And also that crud's going around, but also influenza B, I think is it, is going around too.

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A or B, yeah, it's the one that is like a cold.

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Yes.

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Yeah, but it's not throwing up, eating chicken noodle soup.

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Yeah, and all that shit.

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It's a cold.

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The ones where you wish you were fucking dead, I mean.

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We discussed, yeah, I thought it was influenza A, it might be B.

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I don't know for sure.

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I don't know for sure anyhow, yeah.

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I just saw a little fucking snippet of it the other day about influenza, I thought it was influenza B.

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It could have been A just as easily, I just thought it said B.

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I don't know.

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The shit's going around, look at the weather, like I said, we had 60 degree temperature change the other day.

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Your body's not meant for that, your body is not meant for that.

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No, it's not.

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Your body goes and shit.

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And I called it before and then our boss got pissed because people were getting sick.

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And I looked at him, I thought it was a dude.

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You shouldn't know, man, it's 60 degree temperature change.

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People are going to get sick.

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Whenever that happens, it weakens your immune system.

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We live in Missouri.

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Oh well.

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I got an interesting little article here, Rob.

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You know how we're always bitching about the NFL, you know.

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And one of my biggest bitches is, and this may be a way to solve it, one of my biggest bitches with NFL is the first down markers.

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Because it's completely at the discretion of the guy that was standing there.

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And I think a lot of times that guy didn't know what the fuck he's seeing.

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You know, would you agree that a lot of those are just...

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I've been seeing articles in the news about that.

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Yeah, go ahead.

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Yeah, and I say bravo if they do this because I think something needs to be done.

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The NFL has reportedly tested optical technology to track first downs in multiple games, including at February's Super Bowl.

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If approved and implemented, the technology would replace the long outdated and off-criticized system of sidelined chain crews that invites human error and guesswork into high stakes first down measurements.

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This is according to multiple reports from the NFL Scouting Combine on Thursday, citing league officials.

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For NFL Network's Tom Pellicero, the technology is not ready to be rolled out for the 2024 season, as with any significant rule change, it would require a vote of team owners to be approved.

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The ability to digitally track the ball has long been available, but used by the NFL for its next-gen stats technology, per the league.

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A tracking system is installed at every NFL stadium that includes 20-30 ultrawide band receivers, 2-3 radio frequency identification tags installed into players' shoulder pads, and RFID tags on officials' pylon sticks, chains, and in the ball.

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So in other words, they already have this technology to do this.

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And so, then do it.

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Yeah, so, I mean, this article didn't exactly say if it's going to go up for a vote anytime soon. All this article really stating is, is they have the technology and they could do it.

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So I don't think it's, you know, after just reading what I did, I don't think it's even on the table right now.

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So, yeah, yeah, let's see, except for the next-gen stats. It says here. It'd be nice if we'd come up with something to fix that.

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I think it would make the game better. I mean, as long as it's in a timely fashion, you know, you can't be waiting forever on it.

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But if it's in timely fashion, I think it's perfect. It's great.

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You know, bring it out. Bring out the new technology to make the game better, to make it more precise.

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So, hang on. Well, we'll see what happens. I mean, you know, first thing is it's starting to get awareness. People are starting to see it.

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You saw it. I saw the article. So, it's starting to get some awareness. So maybe I'll start getting some steam behind it.

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You got anything you want to go into, Rob?

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Yeah, I got something here.

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Um, and this is one of your favorites.

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American songwriter?

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It's not the American songwriter.

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Of course. That is my favorite.

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But I'm going into something that I said I'm going to do but haven't yet.

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Oh, I think. Go ahead. I think I know what it is.

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This is five country songs banned in the 2000s and 2020s that will still hits.

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I think I know some of them. But go ahead. Yeah.

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I'm sure you do. I'm sure you do.

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Yes. Yeah, go ahead, Rob.

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First up, we have Red Rad Top by Tim McGraw, 2002.

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Back in 1994, Tim McGraw faced some criticism for his hit Indian Outlaw and its Native American cliches.

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Nearly a decade later, when Tim McGraw covered Red Rad Top, originally written and recorded by Jason White,

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and his seventh album, Tim McGraw and the Dancehall Doctors, some stations refused to play it

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since the song centers around a couple's decision to have an abortion.

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He decided not to have a child, so we did what we did and we tried to forget.

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And we'd slur up and down. There would be no regrets in the morning light.

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Red Rad Top, pick at number five on the Billboard Hot Country charts.

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Next up, we have Smoke a Little Smoke by Eric Church.

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Oh, I remember that song. Okay.

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Even though Eric Church's 2009 single, Smoke a Little Smoke, wouldn't get played by some stations,

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the song still hit top 20 on the country chart at number 16. Co-written by Church, Jeff Hyde, and Driver Williams,

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Smoke a Little Smoke faced controversy since it referenced drug use, specifically marijuana.

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Okay, yep. I remember that one.

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A Little More Right, A Little Less Left, Little More Right Now, Little Less What's Next, Act Like Tomorrow's Ten Years Away,

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and Just Kick Back and Let the Film Flow. Drink a Little Drink, Smoke a Little Smoke.

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Cool.

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What we said?

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Oh, I remember there was some discussion going on at the time that when the song came out,

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people were kind of up in arms about it, remember?

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People were going, oh, this song's no good. It's talking about pot and all this stuff.

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Yeah, I remember that. When the song came out, it was under some controversy.

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Well, that's what all these songs are about. Controversy.

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Okay, next up, Follow Your Arrow by Kacey Musgraves, 2013.

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Follow Your Arrow?

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Kiss lots of boys or kiss lots of girls. If that's something you're into, Kacey Musgraves sings in Follow Your Arrow.

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Co-written with openly gay songwriters Shane McAnally and Brandy Clark,

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Follow Your Arrow was crusized for its support for the LGBTQ community.

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For its, oh, for it, when the lyrics call out more, that's judged within society.

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Sorry about that.

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That's all right.

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I can't find my mute button. It's weird.

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Okay, next up, Girl Crush by Little Big Town, 2014.

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Yeah, I remember that. That had quite a bit of controversy, too.

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Yeah, by 2015, Little Big Town's hit Girl Crush was getting pulled from country radio for its gay agenda for some same-sex-sense stations.

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The lyrics, I've got a girl crush, hate to admit it, but I had a hard rush. It's slowing down.

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Okay, and the last one? I think everybody knows this one because it's the latest one.

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Sorry about that again.

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The whole world's sick, I'm telling you.

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Okay, this last one?

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Try that in a small town, Jason Aldean.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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2023, fresh out of everybody's minds.

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When released in May 2023, Jason Aldean's single, Try That in a Small Town, didn't spark much reactions.

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Yeah, it did, yeah.

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The song written by Kelly Lovelace, Neil Thrasher and Kelly Kelly. What the hell?

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What?

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Somebody's trying to call me and just blank out my damn phone.

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Oh, shit.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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Where was I?

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Yeah, Try That in a Small Town, didn't spark much reactions. The song written by Kelly Lovelace,

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Neil Thrasher, Kelly Kelly and Kurt Allison address crime, the deterioration within smaller towns, and how people can do something about it.

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I don't know why it said.

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I knew that one was going to be on the list.

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Yeah. Yeah, you could have guessed that. I forgot about it for a little bit. But yeah, you're right. That would make the list definitely.

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By the way, Rob, two people tried calling you out on your forklift story. But Rob sent me the photo.

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Okay, you want to go into this now or you want to go into that later?

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You know what? Go into it now. I mean, I already brought it up.

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Well, if you're calling me out on the forklift story,

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that is a true story. I sent the picture to Mark Horgo.

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Yes. Yes, I seen it. It's true.

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It shows a light switch on the side of the steering column and that is our reverse switch.

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We they actually wired in a light switch for a reverse switch.

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It that is a true story.

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Two people said that was bullshit. I sent them back going, you are at the wrong alley.

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Just like we talked about, we figured that would be the one they would call bullshit on.

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I got some emails.

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That is a true story.

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What?

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I got some emails I'm going to read off. Someone caught my bullshit story.

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Someone called me on it and they got it. They got it right. I own pencil shavings.

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Oh, did they? All right.

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Yes, I own them pencil shavings. And I will get them their pencil shavings.

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I'm a man of my word. You will get pencil shavings from me because you caught me.

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You caught me.

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By the way, the person calling me was my old friend Tabby.

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I talked about her. She's got some of her friends that listen.

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Her last name is Kat.

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Yeah, I will say that.

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Okay, Tabby Kat. All right.

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All right, here I got another little story here and then we will take our first break.

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We will come back with some emails. Does that sound like a good plan?

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Sounds great.

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Okay. Beekeeper Coffee is now going to be served at Taco Bell.

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Beekeeper Coffee is really good. I've had it before.

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They're not all over. They're in certain areas.

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They're not around the Midwest. I know this, but I've been to areas that they have been.

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Taco Bell recently partnered with the Ready to Drink Coffee brand, Beekeeper,

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to create its brand new Haraucha Cold Brew Latte.

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The cold coffee drink will be available for a limited time at participating Taco Bell locations,

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although it's unclear when this menu item will start rolling out or its price.

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However, we know that we can expect regarding the taste, Beekeeper stated in a press release

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that the new Cold Brew will be a delicious blend of smooth cinnamon and creamy vanilla,

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perfectly paired with a drop of honey. Sounds good to me.

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Yeah.

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The company went on to add that they hope the Haraucha Cold Brew Latte will provide the perfect pick-me-up to customers,

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especially helping to fuel the morning crowd because Taco Bell started serving, well, what they call breakfast,

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you know what I mean, and they started opening up earlier.

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We're incredibly excited about this partnership with Taco Bell. We can't wait to level up breakfast for their guests,

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said Beekeeper co-founder Farah Leff. So, yeah, I think that's a good idea.

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Beekeeper is a great brand. They have a great coffee, and I think it's going to do well at Taco Bell,

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and it's probably going to really help Taco Bell initiate their breakfast brand. That's what I'm thinking.

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Yeah, it probably will.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I mean, it's like all the places that have a Starbucks or something for their base drink.

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Someone that people recognize, that definitely helps.

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Anyhow, we're going to take our first break. We'll be right back with some emails,

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including one that called bullshit on me, and they were right.

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All right.

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All right. All right. We'll talk to you in a minute.

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The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go.

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But we can tell you what you can eat.

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Hi, all. This is Mark here. I'm usually the one telling you what to eat during an apocalypse.

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Well, this time I decided to go the other way.

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You ever consider just going to Ground Zero and saying fuck it?

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Do you really want to be the guy running around looking for radioactive deer,

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guessing whether water is not contaminated or not? No food, no shelter, no nothing.

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Oh, no. There's a strong argument that says, you know what?

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Let's just go to Ground Zero and see what's for us after. Just a thought.

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Hey, look. I think we found land. Oh, my God. I think we're safe.

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Oh, no. It's the island of horrible jokes.

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Oh, my God.

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What do you call a well-balanced horse?

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Stable.

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Brick shit house energy drink. That's right. Brick shit house energy drink.

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Make men feel good.

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Chomp on their balls.

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You want to fuck shit up?

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Run for a scum across America?

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Brick shit house is for you.

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Please enjoy Brick shit house energy drink responsibly.

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It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

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Please remember to go to Cole's dressing room, wait five minutes, and scream,

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Hey, there's no toilet paper in here.

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Have you ever wondered where something came from?

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Have you ever looked at something and said, I wonder what the origin of that is?

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Well, so have we. That's why we give you the origin of.

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What is the origin of Mountain Dew?

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Tennessee bottlers Barney and Ally Hartman developed Mountain Dew as a mixer in the 1940s.

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Soft drinks were sold regionally in the 1930s and the Hartmans had difficulty in Knoxville obtaining their preferred soda to mix with liquor,

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preferably whiskey so the two developed for your own now known as Mountain Dew.

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Two douchebags and microphone on Mark.

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And I'm up.

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I'm real quick on on a web page here that I was reading an article that I was going to go into later.

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You know, Samsung, this is an advertisement.

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Samsung has two ovens in one.

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It's one oven, but it's two ovens and you can cook two different dishes at different temperatures in it.

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Oh, that'd be cool.

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Yeah, yeah, it's pretty interesting. It looks cool.

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It almost looks like two microwaves. One's a little bit bigger.

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One's a little bit smaller. They're stainless steel and really nice looking piece.

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Anyhow, I just saw that I was like, yeah, that's cool.

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So like I was talking about a minute ago, we have some emails that I'm going to go to here.

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OK, first one. Mark, there is no such animal as a mini capuchin monkey.

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Give me my pencil shavings. Mitch and Murphysboro.

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Murphysboro. Yeah, that's a Nashville area.

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Yeah, I wonder if they go to the Filthy Bean.

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Mitch, if you go to Filthy Bean, I'll be back or I'll send you your pencil shavings

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and go in there and tell Rick not to hate us that we will be there sooner or later.

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Yeah, we're trying to get there.

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I don't think he's really happy with us. He hadn't talked to me in like three weeks.

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That's the longest he's ever went.

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No, you're the one that had to go on the cruise.

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I know. You took your vacation going there.

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Yeah, I should have. You're right.

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Well, you know what? I mean, as far as I know, Rick's still doing good.

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I've got to get a hold of him. Yeah, yeah.

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Have you talked to him? We're trying to get there, Rick. We really are.

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His expresso's that he's selling were doing really good.

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I mean, he said that they couldn't keep up with demand

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and that they were actually out for like a month and that pissed people off.

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So anyhow, Rick, we'll get there.

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But okay, Mitch in Murphysboro, you are correct.

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That was my fake news story. Thank you. You got it.

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Yeah, no such thing as a mini-kaboochie monkey.

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And that's why I put that in there.

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It's because I knew someone out there would know that there's no such thing as a mini-kaboochie monkey.

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And that's something that you could look up really easily and go, mini-kaboochie monkey.

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Oh, no, that's no such thing. He must be lying.

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So you copy that.

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Actually, Murph had to tell me that was the bullshit story.

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Well, I mean, most people, I mean, if I'd heard it, I'd been like, oh, okay, there's mini-kaboochie monkeys.

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All right, cool.

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You know, I wouldn't have gave it a thought at all. I'd just been like, okay, all right.

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Next one. Hey, douchebags.

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How about an asshole sticker to identify as listeners? Beth in Montgomery.

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I would say that's coming, wouldn't you say?

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Now that I know they like the name, we got it. Yeah.

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Well, it seems to be catching on because people are referring to themselves as assholes.

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That's what I was hoping for.

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Yeah. And now we got someone wanting that.

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That's great. Now we got, yeah, we're working on it.

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Someone wants an actual asshole sticker. That just kind of solidifies it, doesn't it?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, I think we have two different types of stickers, Rob.

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Okay. We could have an asshole sticker proclaiming that you're an asshole.

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We got like three different types.

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And then we could have one that has a QR code that people go up, scan, and it takes us straight to our show.

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And then we could have maybe another one. I don't know. Maybe a special one for Des Moines.

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Well, we got to have one for the more laid back people.

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Oh, yeah. People who don't want to be called an asshole.

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Okay. We might have like four or five different. Yeah.

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Yeah. Well, okay. All of this stuff, what's your name? Beth.

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We'll give it to our marketing team. Yes. Yes.

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Give it to our marketing team. They'll figure it out.

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Yes. So, Beth, all that is coming in time.

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You know, I mean, we're a small operation. We're not making a dime.

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You know, I'm lucky to be spending what I am here.

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You know, Val's good enough to let me spend a little money on my hobby.

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And luckily, you know, I mean, it's, you know, to me, it's worth it.

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And luckily, she is kind enough and considerate enough to let me pursue it and, you know,

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and use a little money to, you know, to do this. So, anyhow.

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She is a good woman. Yes, she is.

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And you could tell her I said that more.

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I will. Right now, she's watching the granddaughter over there.

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But once she gets home, I'll say, hey, Rob said you're good.

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Oh, there you go. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Okay. Next one.

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She puts up with your ass. She's got to be a good woman.

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I would say so. I'm very annoying at times. I like to do things that annoy people.

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And I like to do it over and over. Why? It's the way I am. I don't know.

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And she knows that. Oh, yeah.

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I got this thing called the chicken cluck and the turkey gobble I do.

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I used to call it my friend Michelle. And all I do is a turkey gobble.

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She gets so mad. She go, what do you want? I go, what? What do you want, Mark?

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And then she goes, not again.

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I go, and I just do this for like an hour.

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She set the phone down. Then I hear her pick it back up.

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She goes, fuck. Okay. But anyhow, there's other stuff I do that.

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So anyhow. Okay. Next one. Rob.

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Why is it you are the only on a couple of the funny bits or do I just miss them?

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Just wondering. Jeremy in King's Town. Where's King's Town?

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Yeah. I'll have to look it up later.

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Yeah. Give me a minute. Okay.

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We're working on that. We're working on that.

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Yeah. I mean, we're two and a half hours away. That doesn't help.

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And I'm yet to get Rob his own equipment. I have it here.

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So when I get Rob his own equipment, and then he can be, he can, I can show him how I get some of the sounds and noise, you know, all the stuff that we use.

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And he can do his own. Okay.

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But right now, I mean, I got some time off coming up at the end of March.

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So I could probably give Rob a call a couple of days there.

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Yeah. Normally be working.

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We'll have to line up. Yeah. You know, I work during the day too.

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I'll have everything lined up. All I need him to do is just say this line, say this line, say this line, and then I'll put it all together myself.

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Okay. Okay.

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Oh, great. Go ahead. Go ahead.

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Oh, no. That was it. That was it. I was just saying I'll put it all together. So yeah, Rob's got to have them with him.

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Is that King's Town with or without an E?

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With an E.

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With the E. Yes.

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Okay. That is a suburb in Franconia, Virginia.

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Oh, okay.

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Okay. Without the E, it's King's Town, Michigan.

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Okay. No, this is with the E.

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Well, either Michigan or Virginia. Virginia is with the E.

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It's Virginia then.

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Oh, here's another King's Town without the E in Rhode Island.

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Hmm. Well, it's with the E, so I guess it has to be.

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Okay. It's with the E.

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Hello, Virginia.

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Hello, Virginia. Thanks for listening. We appreciate you.

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And Jeremy, thank you in King's Town, Virginia.

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Next one. Listen. I love football too, but enough with the fucking NFL talk.

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Seasons over, stop. Ron and Louisville. No.

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Oh, dude, you're just...evidently people just know how to piss you off.

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They know how to push your buttons.

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I'm just simply...

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Tell you not to do something. You're just going to turn around and do the opposite.

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Yep. Yeah. I mean, it's already too late for this one, isn't it?

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We already talked about the NFL already.

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Yeah.

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Or I might be a brand board, you never know.

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Yeah. I mean, we talked about, you know, the new technology and all that that they might be implementing.

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So, yeah.

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Ron and Louisville, the closest professional team to you that would be in the NFL would be the Cincinnati Bengals.

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No wonder you don't want us to talk about football. It hurts your feelings.

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Do not go talking about Ohio, please.

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Oh, Ruthann doesn't even listen anymore.

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Please, please, please. She might. She's been quiet, you never know. I could be hopeful.

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I'm very disappointed in her. She dumped you to hurt me.

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We are. She just ain't responding no more. She still might be listening.

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She might be listening. I mean, we do have quite a few listeners in North Central Ohio, you know, where Ruthann would be.

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So, OK.

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OK. Next one.

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Hey, I just recently listened to your old stuff that you attached to the last show.

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Who is Christopher and is he still a part of the show?

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Christopher is a guy.

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Can I answer this one for you? Go ahead.

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Go further back in the shows.

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Christopher did like three seasons before me.

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Yes. Christopher decided to step down. He didn't want to do it.

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Right now and then, he doesn't want to do it.

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He holds the door open for maybe doing it later.

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But Rob was ready, willing and able to take the reins from Christopher. And that's what happened.

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Christopher does a thing where he calls straight from Topher's desk.

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And then every now and then we talk about what he wants us to talk about.

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Sometimes he'll do a little bit and he'll throw it in here. So, yeah, you're not getting rid of Christopher that easy.

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Actually, if you go back and listen, I was making call ins to Mark and Christopher.

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Yes.

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They were doing the show live and I was calling in.

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Yes.

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And yeah, Christopher will always be part of the show.

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Yes. And he also has some sort of creative influence too because I talked to him often about the show.

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Yes, he does.

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And he has his own little flavor that he likes to talk about and stuff.

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And he influences the show still, whether he's doing a straight from Topher's desk or doing a bit that we put in it or whatever.

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And also, he is also in a couple of bits too.

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Yeah, he is.

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Listen, so, yeah, that's Christopher and he may be back. But if not, he's still a part of the show. So, yeah.

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Yeah, if not, he's behind the scenes.

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Okay. And this person didn't...

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He is. He's a big part of it.

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This person didn't give their name. But anyhow, yeah, we've done a lot of seasons with Christopher and most people don't go back and forth whenever they pick up a new podcast. So, anyhow.

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Next one. I have a bonfire going right now. Just waiting for you douchebags to show up. Where the hell are you fellas?

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I have to now go get more Natty Light in case you guys come by.

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That's Robbie Montrose.

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I'm over in the corner of Montrose near the power plant, the junkyard and the campgrounds.

445
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:10,000
But just a wee bit away from Rosie at the meat processor plant.

446
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Willie and Montrose.

447
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
We got the whole damn town.

448
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:22,000
Yeah. Willie, we will be there for Natty Light. Don't worry. We'll get there.

449
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:27,000
Dude, I'm telling you, it sounds like per capita Montrose may have Des Moines beef.

450
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,000
Oh, I know.

451
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Per capita.

452
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
I know.

453
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,000
Even though Montrose is only like 10 or 12, you know.

454
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Yeah, yeah.

455
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000
They got like seven or eight of them.

456
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:43,000
And we love Montrose. Where else can you get a...

457
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,000
We got to get up there. I got to get up there.

458
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:57,000
A power plant, a junkyard and campgrounds. Where else can you get all that in a quarter mile radius? It's heaven.

459
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,000
So, Montrose...

460
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000
And a meat processor.

461
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Yeah, down the road. Rosie at the meat processor.

462
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:06,000
Yeah, down the road. It's a little down the road, but it ain't that far.

463
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,000
Yeah, yeah. It's a little bit down the road.

464
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000
I know where it's at.

465
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,000
I do too. I know where they're talking about, actually.

466
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,000
Yeah, it's been there for years.

467
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:23,000
Yeah, so Willie is just a wee bit away from Rosie, but he's in the mix of everything else.

468
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,000
Willie, keep that Natty Light cold. We'll be there.

469
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:31,000
Yep. Keep it on ice, buddy. I'll be there.

470
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Keep it on ice. We're ready for the Natty.

471
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,000
Natty's my drink. Natty's my drink.

472
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:41,000
Natty. Yep. Eat the bottom of that can.

473
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Don't laugh too hard, Mark.

474
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:51,000
I like Natty Light. I used to drink it myself. I like Natty Light better than Bud Light. A lot better.

475
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Yeah, Bud Light does not give me a headache.

476
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000
Honestly.

477
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,000
And it doesn't even taste good. I know. Me too. I don't...

478
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:06,000
To be honest, Natty Light is still an Anheuser-Busch product.

479
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Yeah, yeah. So if I...

480
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000
I feel safe with it.

481
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,000
Yep. Yeah. So anyhow, Natty Light is cheap.

482
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000
And it's cheap.

483
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Yeah. It's really cheap.

484
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:24,000
And another one that I liked, have you ever had this before? I'm sure you have. Old Milwaukee.

485
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:29,000
Oh, yeah. That's what my dad drank. Old Milwaukee.

486
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000
I liked Old Milwaukee.

487
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,000
That's the beers I used to have. My dad's fridge.

488
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,000
And I don't even know if they sell this anymore, but how about Schaeffer?

489
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
Oh, God, yeah.

490
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Remember that shit?

491
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Yes.

492
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
Yep. Let me go a little bit...

493
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
I loved it though. I loved it though.

494
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Let me go back a little bit further. Malt Duck.

495
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
Oh, damn, dude.

496
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000
It was great Kool-Aid with fucking alcohol in it.

497
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:02,000
I have not heard that in years, man.

498
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000
Yeah, Malt Duck.

499
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000
In those little bitty bottles.

500
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000
And my nickname is Duck.

501
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

502
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,000
Oh, I remember we used to slam Malt Ducks all night.

503
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,000
Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah.

504
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Then I got another one for you. Little King's Cream Ale.

505
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Okay, I vaguely remember those.

506
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:32,000
They're in a little green bottle with a cap to twist it on.

507
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,000
Yeah.

508
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
Yeah.

509
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
I vaguely remember those.

510
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,000
Yep. Yeah, they were good too.

511
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:46,000
But I really like Malt Duck because they tasted like great Kool-Aid with fucking alcohol in them.

512
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
Oh, yeah, yeah.

513
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:52,000
They were so easy to drink and I mean if you drank enough of them you'd get a nice good buzz

514
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:57,000
but not get so fucking smashed out of your skull that you couldn't move.

515
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:03,000
It was a good go-to drink for the duration of the night.

516
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:08,000
So, anyhow, Rob, you got something you want to go into?

517
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Yeah, I'm going to step into the NASCAR world here.

518
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000
All right.

519
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Before the 2022 NASCAR Cup Series season began,

520
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:28,000
Eric Amarola announced that he would be retiring once it ended,

521
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:37,000
ending a five-year run with Stewart Haas Racing and a 15-year career at NASCAR's top level.

522
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:44,000
But during the season he changed his mind and opted to return for 2023.

523
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:55,000
While his new deal was said to keep him behind the wheel of the number 10 Ford for 2023 and beyond,

524
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:10,000
it was believed to contain a clause that would allow him to move on after the 2023 if he chose to do so.

525
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:20,000
The 39-year-old Fort Walton Beach Florida native

526
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:30,000
made his Xtreme Series and his Cup Series debut with the same team, Joe Gibbs Racing.

527
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:43,000
He competed in Xtreme D Series races for the team in 2006, 2007, and one Cup Series race for the team in 2007.

528
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Oh, damn it, don't do that. Okay, go back.

529
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:56,000
Well, then he went on to race for Stewart Haas.

530
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000
Well, he's coming back.

531
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Oh, wow.

532
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:11,000
He signed with Joe Gibbs Organization to compete part-time behind the wheel of the number 19 Toyota in 2024

533
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:18,000
after Ryan Turex opened up the season behind the wheel of the number 19 Toyota

534
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:31,000
with a 21st place finish at Daytona and a 9th place finish at Atlanta Motor Speedway.

535
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:36,000
Emeril is set to make his official return to Joe Gibbs Racing this weekend.

536
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,000
Okay.

537
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:42,000
So what he's going to do is he's started with him, he's going to finish with him.

538
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:50,000
He's used to be a part-time driver. There's going to be multiple drivers for the number 19.

539
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,000
Okay.

540
00:42:54,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Oh, here we go. In addition to Amarillo, Turex and Salilich, I guess is his name, the cars confirmed drivers for the 2024 season

541
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:26,000
include Joe Graf Jr. and Taylor Gray. So there's going to be five different drivers for that car this year.

542
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Okay.

543
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:32,000
Damn.

544
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:36,000
Yeah, I didn't realize there was going to be five drivers this year for that car.

545
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Wow.

546
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:43,000
I just thought it was cool that I like Eric Amarillo. I do. I do.

547
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:52,000
I like NASCAR. I very rarely sit there and watch the whole race, but I follow it, you know.

548
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
That's cool.

549
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,000
Kevin Hart, Rick was my man.

550
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:06,000
All right. Oh, cool. Good reporting there. How about if we take our last break and we're going to come back.

551
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,000
I got some Gen-C stuff I want to talk about. Does that sound cool?

552
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000
I always love hearing about this.

553
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:21,000
Oh yeah, yeah, some more frolicking. All right, we'll be back.

554
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,000
We are TG Sprouts and Microthelma.

555
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:34,000
As charming as a leaky sewer pipe.

556
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:44,000
The apocalypse just happened. You don't know what to do. You don't know where to go. But we can tell you what you can eat.

557
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:50,000
Dandelion can be stewed with wild mustard and wild garlic for a very tasty stew.

558
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:56,000
You could even introduce our old friend the hickory nut for a bit of smoky flavor.

559
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Rick Shit House Energy Drink. That's right. Rick Shit House Energy Drink. Make men feel like a girl.

560
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:12,000
Chimney balls. Who wants to fuck shit up? Run for a scum across America. Rick Shit House is for you.

561
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:19,000
Please enjoy Rick Shit House Energy Drink responsibly. It's not readily available anywhere because of liability issues.

562
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:29,000
Hey fellas, remember to wipe away from the twins. Stay fresh ideas from the douchebags.

563
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000
Next up, things overhead in hell.

564
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:39,000
Great news. William Hung's world tour has been extended.

565
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:46,000
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

566
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:52,000
So let me see. Let's say I was offended by people being offended.

567
00:45:52,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Then would people being offended all the time have to not be offended around me because I was offended by them being offended?

568
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Hmm. I may never know.

569
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,000
Next up, things overhead in hell.

570
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:19,000
Baseball's third season of the year begins tonight. Yay!

571
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Oh shit. What's that over there? Oh no. It's the island of horrible jokes.

572
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:38,000
I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She didn't show up. I guess we're not going to work out.

573
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000
And now, deep thoughts with Mark.

574
00:46:51,000 --> 00:47:05,000
How does a butterfly take a dump? It never stops long enough. Maybe it just shits while lofting. Maybe it shits real quick while chewing flowers.

575
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Hmm. I may never know.

576
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:20,000
New douchebags in a microphone, raw and uncensored.

577
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:25,000
See behind the smoke show. Watch as the douchebags get stung by a scorpion beast.

578
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,000
Enjoy one of many coffee houses ordering our heroes out.

579
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:34,000
Watch Mark revisit Clinton, Missouri to claim his innocence for all the mad shitter accusations.

580
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Act now and get both high quality DVD sets and a free douchebag calendar. Mark off the day with a douchebag looking at you.

581
00:47:42,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Supplies are limited so act now.

582
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:12,000
And we are back. Two douchebags in a microphone. I'm Mark.

583
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000
And I'm Rob.

584
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Alright. Well as I promised, I said we have some Gen Z talk we're going to do.

585
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:25,000
Gen Z seems to have some sort of a thing going on with the do not disturb mode of their phone.

586
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:32,000
It's always on. And like the older people, like the boomers and the axers are like frustrated.

587
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:37,000
Because every time they try to call their kids or whatever, it's always on do not disturb.

588
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:42,000
And they're like, well why do you even have a phone if you never answer?

589
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Okay, I got something about this.

590
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
Okay.

591
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:51,000
My mom who has dementia, God bless her.

592
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
Yeah, that sucks.

593
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:59,000
She keeps switching her phone over to do not disturb.

594
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Oh wow.

595
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:07,000
And my brother, I think my brother probably figured it out how to block it or something.

596
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:13,000
I don't know. But yeah, I try all weekend to get over it. Couldn't get a hold of her.

597
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Oh wow.

598
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Well I know she ain't running around. She's sitting right there.

599
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000
Yeah.

600
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:24,000
Plus it's because she had switched her phone over to do not disturb.

601
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:29,000
Oh wow. And she didn't have any ideas she did?

602
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:37,000
No, she didn't. She could call anybody but she wouldn't receive a call to ask nothing.

603
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:52,000
Okay. Well New York political strategist Max Burns declared that Zoomers use the do not disturb DND feature to avoid anxiety when receiving a call.

604
00:49:52,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Okay, some Gen Z kids keep their cell phones on do not disturb 24-7 so they never have to face anxiety of answering the phone, Burns tweeted on X, formerly known as Twitter.

605
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:18,000
The DND feature on smartphones shuts off notifications to calls, texts or applications and send push alerts, distracting them from work, studying or resting.

606
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,000
Alright.

607
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:25,000
So anyhow, there's more to this.

608
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,000
Okay.

609
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:46,000
A study conducted in 2023 by ComBank and Telco provider Moore revealed that 90% of Gen Zers are anxious about speaking on the phone, which would be attributed to popular usage of cell phones on DND.

610
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:50,000
Burns came up with this theory after discussing the feature with colleagues.

611
00:50:50,000 --> 00:51:01,000
I was having a conversation with two of my Gen Z coworkers about do not disturb and they both had mentioned that the anxiety of getting unexpected calls.

612
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:11,000
The post garnered over 5.1 million views on X with Zoomers, Millennials and Gen X's sharing their hot take on DND toggle.

613
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:18,000
I don't think it's a Gen Z thing. I think it's an overall anxiety of being plugged in 24-7, one person wrote.

614
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:23,000
Sir, I think you mean last person under 50 commented a joke, sir.

615
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:31,000
While Gen Zers use DND to help their anxiety, other generations use it to avoid robocalls.

616
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:42,000
I'm not a Gen Z. My phone has been in DND mode for going on eight years at this point. I don't need to answer robocall spam, tweeted a user.

617
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Calling someone on their cell phone when you aren't in a life or death situation is disrespectful, another user said.

618
00:51:51,000 --> 00:52:00,000
Anxiety is just too loosely used these days. I don't want to talk on the phone 90% of the time, wrote another one.

619
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:06,000
Also, because the notifications are endless and I would agree with that, I hate the fucking notifications.

620
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:10,000
It's like, no, I don't want to know this shit. Why are you telling me this shit?

621
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,000
You know, it's like I signed up for it but I didn't.

622
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:20,000
And it starts telling me some shit because it figured out something I searched for on my phone.

623
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,000
So, um...

624
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:34,000
I have a simple solution, which is something I do all the time and it drives people nuts.

625
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:38,000
Okay.

626
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:50,000
My phone has a silent mode. I could turn my rigor off, I could turn my notifications off.

627
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:58,000
Honestly, I pretty much are off 95% of the time.

628
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:02,000
If I want to know what's going on with my phone, I'll look at it.

629
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,000
Yeah. I, um...

630
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:14,000
Which is actually quite often, unless I'm working. Then I can't be, I won't hear it anyway, so, you know.

631
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:18,000
You see, I had mine on vibrate and turned upside down.

632
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:24,000
Yeah, yeah, mine's on vibrate. It's on silent.

633
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:30,000
But, you know, I check my phone enough. I'll see if I missed a call.

634
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Yeah, me too.

635
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:35,000
Or whatever. And I have caller ID, you know.

636
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000
Uh-huh.

637
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:44,000
Text me, you know. And I get all the notifications. I still get everything.

638
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000
You know, and...

639
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,000
It's all my time.

640
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Another reason why I do on vibrate and turn it upside down is because there was the, um, the urge to fiddle with my phone when I'm doing anything.

641
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:02,000
And it's so distracting. I miss parts in movies, I miss parts in the news.

642
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:08,000
And, you know, I'm like, okay, I gotta watch the weather. I need to know what's going on. I got a bunch of stuff in the yard. I gotta do tomorrow.

643
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:12,000
Then all of a sudden I'll look on my phone and there's a Facebook something.

644
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:18,000
And then next thing I know I look up and the weather's over. And I get sick of doing that.

645
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:24,000
And the best way to stop that is, to me, is to turn on vibrate. It's always on vibrate.

646
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:29,000
And turn it upside down to where if it like lights up with a ping, you don't see it.

647
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,000
And then you can check it out. Commercial's on. I'll go look right now.

648
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
Yeah. So to me...

649
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:39,000
Well, that's like last night. My neighbor cooked me dinner.

650
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
Uh-huh.

651
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:47,000
Which, to be honest, was a two-bone on the grill.

652
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,000
Ooh, nice.

653
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:57,000
Two two-bones on the grill, a couple twice-baked potatoes. Yeah, I mean, it was a good meal.

654
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Uh-huh. Sounds good.

655
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:07,000
And my son, while I was eating, tried calling me 17 times.

656
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:10,000
Wow. What did he want?

657
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,000
I never heard of...

658
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:17,000
Nobody wanted me to do him a favor.

659
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:23,000
I got done eating, finally looked at my phone, I called him back and said,

660
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,000
Sorry, I was eating a T-bone, dude.

661
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,000
I'm eating a T-bone. You're the last on the list.

662
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:33,000
Yes. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

663
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:37,000
Especially when somebody else cooked it. And it was delicious.

664
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,000
Hell yeah.

665
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000
You did an awesome job.

666
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,000
Cool. Your neighbor sounds pretty cool.

667
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000
Yeah, she is. We're good friends.

668
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,000
Oh, okay.

669
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,000
Our dogs are even friends.

670
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,000
Well, that's cool. Good.

671
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,000
That's cool.

672
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,000
That's as far as it goes.

673
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000
Does she listen?

674
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,000
No.

675
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:58,000
Okay. All right, what's her name?

676
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000
She just takes Glenda.

677
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:04,000
Oh, okay. Cool.

678
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Let's see. Shanghai.

679
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:14,000
The happiest place on earth for cats might just be here on Cat Island,

680
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:19,000
a feline playground just a few miles from Shanghai, Disneyland,

681
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:27,000
while humans whoop and whirl in the ladder of 400 plus kitties who call Cat Island home,

682
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:32,000
rest in the shade of specially constructed grass-covered play tunnels

683
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:35,000
or lull about in the goats.

684
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:39,000
They cross a wooden bridge and stalk through a pair of orchards

685
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:44,000
and intrepid among them, even venturing into the horse stable.

686
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:49,000
The pampered residents were here once strays in downtown Shanghai,

687
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:56,000
a city of 25 million and somewhere between 400,000 and 1.5 million stray cats.

688
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:03,000
But efforts are underway to stem the exploding feral population in the metropolis

689
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:08,000
and find homes for at least some of the newly neutered cats.

690
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:14,000
Cat Island, the entire population is up for adoption.

691
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:18,000
Many cat cafes in the city do a similar thing,

692
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:25,000
provide a space where people can befriend and potentially take home a neutered kitty.

693
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:31,000
There's no equivalent to the American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals in China.

694
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:37,000
Instead, it's just left to grassroots organizations like these to step in and save cats

695
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:45,000
from the streets or from people who think that they're better off cold.

696
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:52,000
Cat adoption has become quite popular in recent years, especially among the younger generation.

697
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:57,000
See, Erica Gow, Rene Volgast, the cafe.

698
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,000
Yeah, so that's pretty cool.

699
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:04,000
Cat Island is a pretty good idea.

700
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:14,000
The reason why I see why, cats are a lot easier to take care of than dogs.

701
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,000
Dogs need more attention than cats do.

702
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,000
Yes, dogs do very well on...

703
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000
Just being a pet owner, I know that.

704
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:25,000
Dogs would do very well on their own island.

705
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,000
No, not at all.

706
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:32,000
Cats would be right up town, man.

707
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,000
Yeah, they'll be fine.

708
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:39,000
They'll be chasing birds, they'll be chasing rodents, they're fine.

709
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:48,000
My cats just lay around sun themselves on the beach, sipping on a coconut.

710
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:52,000
That'd be my cats.

711
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,000
While we're on cats, I've got a cat story for you.

712
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,000
Oh, sure.

713
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:05,000
A junkyard worker who was about to crush a car in a lot in Asheville, North Carolina,

714
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:12,000
made a startling discovery that led to a heroic rescue and a happy reunion.

715
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,000
Cool.

716
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:23,000
The man who had gotten that Brother Wolf animal rescue last week received a panic call

717
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:28,000
from a partner who works at a nearby junkyard.

718
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:37,000
During his shift, he stumbled on a cat that had sought refuge in a car that was about to be crushed.

719
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,000
Oh, wow.

720
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:46,000
The man who had gotten the partner spotted the cat just in time and spent the rest of his shift

721
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:50,000
with the small feline tucked in his jacket.

722
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,000
Oh, wow.

723
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:58,000
When his shift finished, he drove the Brother Wolf rescue to get help.

724
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:05,000
When they arrived, the cat, later identified as Lily,

725
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:12,000
was immediately attended to by staff who treated her for dehydration

726
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:16,000
and conducted a thorough medical examination.

727
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:23,000
But while Lily was being examined, fate intervened.

728
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:29,000
Batten's partner had a phone call from his co-workers at the junkyard

729
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:36,000
who had been contacted by a man frantically searching for his missing cat,

730
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:43,000
who is known for his impromptu car adventures.

731
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,000
Oh.

732
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:56,000
So, to make a long story short, the cat was reunited with its owner.

733
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:00,000
The cat got saved. It was a good day for everybody.

734
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,000
Everybody felt good.

735
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,000
And actually, I thought that was a cool story, man.

736
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,000
That is cool.

737
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:11,000
I am an animal lover.

738
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,000
You know, so.

739
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:19,000
I am too. So, wow. That's a cool story.

740
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:24,000
So, the guy found the cat, kept the cat, and then the cat went back to its owner.

741
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:26,000
So, great.

742
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:33,000
Yeah, it happened that the timing was perfect when the owner was falling around.

743
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,000
You know, so.

744
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,000
Okay.

745
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:45,000
Evidently, the cat had crawled into a junk car he had all off and about got crushed.

746
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:49,000
About did. I mean, you know, that would have been all of his nine lives, I would think.

747
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,000
That would be it. So.

748
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:56,000
Oh, yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. All at once.

749
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,000
I got a new rule.

750
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000
That's probably been about 15 lives out of nine.

751
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,000
Yeah. Yep.

752
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:05,000
There would be any going back on that one.

753
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,000
Yep.

754
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:10,000
There have been numerous studies about gossiping here lately.

755
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:14,000
Scientists, for some reason, are wondering how come people gossip.

756
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:17,000
And they claim that 100% everybody gossips.

757
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:20,000
And I believe they do. They just don't realize they do.

758
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:22,000
You know what I mean?

759
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000
Yeah, to a certain extent.

760
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,000
Yes, I mean.

761
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:32,000
And some people may not consider it gossiping, but it's actually like gossiping.

762
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:42,000
Yeah, every time you're talking about a subject or having it being present and talking about certain situations, yeah, it's probably gossip. Yes.

763
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,000
And especially speculation is definitely gossip.

764
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:58,000
But numerous studies have revealed that gossiping can actually be healthy and a significant amount of it is not malicious, but intended to be helpful.

765
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,000
You know, I.

766
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:02,000
OK, you're going to have to explain this to me.

767
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,000
I'm having a hard time just with that part.

768
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,000
OK, I personally feel like.

769
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000
You're going to have to explain.

770
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:14,000
I personally feel like gossip about football and things that I'm not sure what the whole story is.

771
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:18,000
You know, we do talk about football and we don't know the full story.

772
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,000
Yeah.

773
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,000
So that would be considered gossip.

774
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:30,000
I feel that my brand of gossip is speculation is sometimes hopeful that my team does what I think will do to help them.

775
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:38,000
So anyhow, thus far, research has, for example, shown that people were motivated to engage in gossip,

776
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:48,000
to bond with their group members, to entertain themselves, to exchange information, to vent emotions and to maintain social order.

777
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:58,000
Oh, order. These modes can be argued in to be quite harmless and even based on constructive tendencies.

778
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:07,000
But it does stay here, says not all gossip is harmless and not all of it does come from a good place.

779
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:19,000
But what the article is saying is they're saying like there's a more of a majority of people that aren't meaning to hurt someone with a gossip that they're trying to be.

780
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,000
OK, you know, go ahead.

781
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:29,000
I was just going to say that article took it a little different direction than what I was saying.

782
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,000
I know me too.

783
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:38,000
Especially when they go in, you know, talk about sports.

784
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:43,000
OK, I don't consider that gossipy.

785
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,000
Although I guess technically it is.

786
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:55,000
No, I got to thinking about it because I was reading this article and I didn't read I didn't download the full thing and I didn't read the whole thing.

787
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:59,000
Because it goes into the different types of gossip and all that.

788
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:05,000
So what we see in the NFL is actually gossip.

789
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:10,000
It's a type of.

790
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,000
I know we don't think of it like that, but it is.

791
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,000
Yeah, you're right.

792
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,000
Technically it is gossip.

793
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:20,000
Yeah, but we're not meaning any harm by it.

794
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,000
Right, right.

795
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,000
Yeah, I mean, we like to hash out what we think is going on.

796
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,000
We like to hash out what we would like our team to do.

797
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,000
We like to hash out what we think another team's doing.

798
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:34,000
You know, we like to we like to speculate about who we're going to resign.

799
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:37,000
We would like to speculate about who we could sign.

800
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:41,000
I mean, I think any good football fan does that.

801
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,000
But all that speculation is considered gossip.

802
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,000
So.

803
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:51,000
Anyhow, I mean, I think a lot of that article was true.

804
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:56,000
And I think some of it, it kind of glossed over some stuff, too.

805
01:05:56,000 --> 01:06:04,000
Because sometimes people talk about people maliciously on purpose for envious reasons or whatever.

806
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,000
There's other reasons, too.

807
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,000
And that happens quite a bit, too.

808
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:11,000
But I understand what this article said, and I do agree with a lot of it.

809
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,000
And I think a lot of it's true.

810
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:18,000
But I also think it kind of glossed over some of the more nefarious stuff that happens.

811
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,000
You know, so.

812
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:25,000
Anyhow.

813
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:32,000
I think this podcast about over with Rob, you got anything you want to talk about here before we.

814
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:35,000
Yeah, I got another quick little story.

815
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:39,000
Sure.

816
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:42,000
And this comes out.

817
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:46,000
Our country music on MJP.

818
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,000
OK.

819
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:55,000
22 artists pay tribute to a rock legend.

820
01:06:55,000 --> 01:07:05,000
Tom Petty left this world in October 2017, which was too soon and certainly is missed by many fans.

821
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:12,000
The influence continues to this day across many different genres.

822
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,000
Yeah.

823
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:22,000
The three time Grammy winner was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2002, along with his band, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

824
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:24,000
Cool.

825
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:32,000
He released more than 20 albums from 1976 to 2016.

826
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:40,000
Now more than 20 country artists are paying tribute to Petty on a new album.

827
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:46,000
Petty Country, a country music celebration to Tom Petty.

828
01:07:46,000 --> 01:08:00,000
The album is set to release on May 31st from a partnership of the Tom Petty estate, along with Big Machine Records.

829
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:10,000
Dirk Bentley released a preview of the album on February 23rd with American Girl.

830
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:38,000
The album Petty Country is a star-studded affair with guests such as George Strait, Jamie Johnson, Chris Stapleton, Luke Combs, Medland, Lady A, Ryanan Giddens, Eli Young Band, Laney Wilson and more.

831
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:41,000
Wow.

832
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:50,000
I have this song list in front of me on which song everybody's singing.

833
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,000
Do we have time to go into that?

834
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:55,000
No, go ahead.

835
01:08:55,000 --> 01:09:04,000
Okay, the first song is I Should Have Known It, which will be sang by Chris Stapleton.

836
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,000
Okay.

837
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:19,000
Next is Wild Flowers, which is a very good song, which is going to be sang by Thomas Rhett.

838
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:23,000
Running Down a Dream, Luke Combs.

839
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,000
Uh huh.

840
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:32,000
Southern Accents, Miss Dolly Parton.

841
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:34,000
Cool.

842
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:37,000
Here Comes My Girl, Justin Moore.

843
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,000
Cool.

844
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:42,000
American Girl, Dirk Bentley.

845
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:47,000
Oh yeah, I heard that. I like that. That's a really good cover, anyhow.

846
01:09:47,000 --> 01:10:04,000
Which by the way, this is just a tribute thing. Tom Petty's last live song in concert was American Girl.

847
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,000
Really?

848
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:07,000
He finished his last concert with that song.

849
01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:08,000
Wow, that's good.

850
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:13,000
Look it up on YouTube. You can watch on YouTube. That's where I found it.

851
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,000
Very cool.

852
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:28,000
Next up, Oh This Would Be Good, Stop Drinking My Heart Around, Lady A, or Lady Annabellum.

853
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:31,000
Yeah. Uh huh.

854
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:37,000
Well, seeing that, that would be a good mission. Yeah, they could do that song very well.

855
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:39,000
It would be like a duet, anyway.

856
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,000
Cool.

857
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:46,000
Okay, I Forgive It All, Jamie Johnson.

858
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,000
Oh wow. Okay.

859
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:52,000
I Won't Back Down, Brothers Osborne.

860
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:57,000
Cool.

861
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,000
Oh no, I don't know how I feel about this.

862
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,000
Okay.

863
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:08,000
Refugee, Winona Judd and Lainey Wilson.

864
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,000
I'd have to hear it. I'd have to hear it.

865
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:14,000
Yeah, I'm gonna have to hear that one. Okay, let's move on.

866
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:15,000
Okay.

867
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,000
Angel Dream, number two.

868
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,000
Okay.

869
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,000
Willie Nelson and Lucas Nelson.

870
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:25,000
Oh, is Lucas like his son?

871
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:29,000
I think that, yeah, I think that's the family band.

872
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,000
Okay.

873
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:34,000
Which I do believe they're coming back here to Campton this year.

874
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:35,000
Very cool.

875
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:38,000
I'm still working on that roundup on the list.

876
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,000
Okay.

877
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:46,000
Okay, next up, Learning to Fly, E.D.I. Young Band.

878
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:50,000
Cool, I bet that's good.

879
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:55,000
Breakdown, Ryan Hurd featuring Carly Pierce.

880
01:11:55,000 --> 01:12:00,000
Uh huh.

881
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,000
Oh, here'd be a good one.

882
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,000
Okay.

883
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:09,000
You So Bad, Steve Earle.

884
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:12,000
Oh, I like that.

885
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,000
I bet that is a really good one.

886
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,000
Yeah, that would be a good one.

887
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:27,000
Okay, Ways to Be Wicked, Margot Price and Mike Campbell and the Heartbreakers.

888
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:32,000
Isn't Mike Campbell part of the Heartbreakers?

889
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:35,000
The original band?

890
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,000
It sounds familiar, but I don't know.

891
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,000
I have to look it up.

892
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:41,000
Oh, okay, there we go.

893
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:44,000
Okay, Mary Jane's Last Dance.

894
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,000
Cool.

895
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:49,000
Midland.

896
01:12:49,000 --> 01:13:00,000
Free Fallin', The Cadillac Three featuring Breeland.

897
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:07,000
I Need to Know, Marty Stewart and his Fabulous Stupulatives.

898
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:10,000
Uh huh.

899
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,000
Don't Come Around Here Anymore.

900
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:13,000
Yes.

901
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:23,000
Ryan and Giddens featuring Ben Mott Tinch and the Heartbreakers.

902
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:24,000
Yep, Mike Campbell.

903
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,000
And Last Dance.

904
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,000
Huh?

905
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:31,000
Mike Campbell was a member of the Heartbreakers, yes.

906
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,000
Yes.

907
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,000
Okay, very cool.

908
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:39,000
I'm guessing Ben Mott Tinch too, of the Heartbreakers, it says.

909
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:42,000
Yep, you're correct.

910
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:48,000
Okay, and then lastly, You Wreck Me, George Strait.

911
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:52,000
Oh, that sounds good for George Strait, doesn't it?

912
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,000
Yeah.

913
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,000
Very cool.

914
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,000
I'm going to read all of them and who sings them.

915
01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:58,000
Very cool.

916
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,000
I'm going to look into that.

917
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,000
I mean, yeah.

918
01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,000
I'm going to listen to that.

919
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:05,000
I've been a major Tom Petty fan all my life anyway, so.

920
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:08,000
Um, later tonight.

921
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:13,000
I just don't know about the refugee with Wynonna Judd and Lainey Wilson.

922
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:15,000
Like I said, I'll give it a chance.

923
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:16,000
I'll listen to it.

924
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,000
I'll give it a chance.

925
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:18,000
I got to hear it.

926
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:24,000
I think tomorrow, if I get a chance, I'm going to listen to it tonight.

927
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:28,000
Bruce Dickinson's new album, Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden.

928
01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,000
Oh, really?

929
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,000
Yes.

930
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,000
Yep.

931
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:37,000
This, The Mandrake Project is what it's called, The Mandrake Project.

932
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:43,000
And it's also going to be a series of graphic novels too, that accompany the album.

933
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:44,000
Oh, really?

934
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,000
Yes.

935
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:48,000
Bruce Dickinson, what can you say about the guy?

936
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:51,000
I went and saw a spoken word a couple of years ago.

937
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:52,000
Oh, I did.

938
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,000
He's amazing.

939
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,000
He is.

940
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,000
He is.

941
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:56,000
He's amazing.

942
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,000
One of the top ten offenses in the world for years.

943
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,000
He flew for British Air.

944
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,000
On and off the stage.

945
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,000
Yep.

946
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,000
On and off the stage.

947
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,000
He is an amazing person.

948
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:14,000
Best-selling author, producer, flies a jet, has a jet, has a pilot.

949
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,000
A pilot's license.

950
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:20,000
He quit Iron Maiden to fly for British Air for five years.

951
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,000
Has a fantastic solo career.

952
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,000
And is still the lead singer of Iron Maiden.

953
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:28,000
And a very fucking good singer too.

954
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,000
Dude, just this amazing.

955
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,000
Oh, he's amazing.

956
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,000
And he's a master brewer on top of that.

957
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:35,000
Really?

958
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,000
Yes.

959
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:40,000
Have you ever, you've never tried his beer, have you?

960
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,000
Never, generally not.

961
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,000
As I said, I'm a naughty light.

962
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,000
You know what?

963
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,000
You're lucky you got me drinking.

964
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:49,000
Yenling?

965
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,000
Yenling.

966
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:52,000
Although I love Yenling.

967
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,000
That is good.

968
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:55,000
That is good.

969
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,000
Okay.

970
01:15:56,000 --> 01:16:01,000
When I see you, I will have the Trooper beer for you.

971
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,000
It's really, really good.

972
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:07,000
It's an ale and it's sold in pint bottles.

973
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,000
And he has different types now.

974
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:13,000
He has like, anyhow, they're named after songs.

975
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,000
They're different ones.

976
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,000
He has different types of beer.

977
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,000
But my favorite is just the Trooper.

978
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:20,000
And it's kind of a amber ale.

979
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,000
And it's made in the...

980
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:25,000
We drink an Iron Maiden drink together.

981
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,000
Oh, yeah.

982
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,000
And only be fitting.

983
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:31,000
And the cover's badass.

984
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:34,000
It's got Eddie in the flag.

985
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,000
Yeah.

986
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:38,000
It's fantastic.

987
01:16:38,000 --> 01:16:41,000
Yeah, the Trooper beer is a fantastic beer.

988
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:44,000
And when I bring you your laptop and equipment,

989
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,000
I will bring you some Trooper beer.

990
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:51,000
And maybe we'll do a little impromptu show right there,

991
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,000
drinking the Trooper beer.

992
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,000
Hey.

993
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:54,000
Hey.

994
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,000
We got to try the equipment out.

995
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,000
Yeah.

996
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,000
That's right.

997
01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,000
Make sure it works.

998
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,000
Well, I got to show you how to operate it.

999
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,000
And it's not going to take out...

1000
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:03,000
Right, right.

1001
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,000
This is easy stuff to operate.

1002
01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:09,000
It's record...

1003
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,000
Send the record to the file.

1004
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:14,000
Name the file so you know where it's at.

1005
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,000
Cut and splice the stuff you want to put in there.

1006
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,000
Okay, just stop right there.

1007
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:20,000
You're going to bore everybody else.

1008
01:17:20,000 --> 01:17:21,000
You know what, you're right.

1009
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,000
You're going to lose me at this point.

1010
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,000
Sorry about the nerd stuff.

1011
01:17:23,000 --> 01:17:24,000
I'm not looking at it.

1012
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,000
All right.

1013
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,000
If I'm looking ahead, I can figure it out.

1014
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:29,000
You're just telling me it ain't going to happen.

1015
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,000
You know what?

1016
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,000
Yeah, you're right.

1017
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:32,000
I'm the same way.

1018
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,000
I'm the same way, Rob.

1019
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:34,000
All right.

1020
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:36,000
You're just going to bore everybody else at this point.

1021
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,000
Yeah, everyone already hung up.

1022
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:38,000
They're out of this.

1023
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,000
They already got off the podcast.

1024
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,000
All righty.

1025
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:41,000
Hey, everybody.

1026
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,000
Thanks for listening, man.

1027
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,000
Have a good night.

1028
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,000
We appreciate you.

1029
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:45,000
Good night, everyone.

1030
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,000
Hang on, hang on, hang on.

1031
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,000
Hi, Opal.

1032
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,000
Oh, yeah.

1033
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,000
Hi, Grandma.

1034
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,000
Yeah, sorry, Grandma Opal.

1035
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:53,000
Sorry to have stood at the end of the show, but we did say hi to you and Jimmy.

1036
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,000
And Jimmy.

1037
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,000
Jimmy, her grandson, who was awesome, too.

1038
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,000
Jimmy, yeah.

1039
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:57,000
Jimmy, he was awesome.

1040
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,000
Jimmy, he was awesome.

1041
01:17:58,000 --> 01:17:59,000
Jimmy, he was awesome.

1042
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:00,000
Jimmy, he was awesome.

1043
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:01,000
Jimmy, he was awesome.

1044
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,000
Jimmy, he was awesome.

1045
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,000
Jimmy, he was awesome, too.

1046
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,000
Jimmy, yeah.

1047
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:08,000
We hear he has a huge wiener and is damn handsome.

1048
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,000
Sorry, Opal.

1049
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:12,000
You and I have heard that.

1050
01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:14,000
I heard shit.

1051
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:17,000
Anyhow, have a good night.

1052
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,000
Thank you.

1053
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,000
Good night, assholes.

1054
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,000
Good night, assholes.

1055
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:36,000
Hey, where did they go?

1056
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:39,000
Where are the douchebags?

1057
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:42,000
Oh my God, someone took a dump in the corner.

1058
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:43,000
Oh, geez.

1059
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:44,000
Glad they're gone.

1060
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,000
Let's just hope they don't come back.

1061
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:46,000
Man, that smells.

1062
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:50,000
Dude, we need to grab a few more of those, Carlson.